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Whoo, what's that beautiful people?
It is your baby Mama, Favorite baby

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Mama, Stormy Pe And this is
another episode of Chocolate Chip and Zip the

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modern day female perspective. Damn Son. Back at it again and listen,

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y'all, back at it again.
Y'all already know what I'm gonna say.

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Billy, If you have not gotten
your tickets yet, what that bark?

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Okay, click the link in my
bios and get your tickets right now for

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February seventeenth at World Cafe Live.
It is the live taping of Chocolate Chip

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and Sip. And you do not
want to miss this, Okay. Listen,

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I'm gonna be real with y'all.
Some of y'all think y'all got plans

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on Valentine's Day and you don't.
She don't. Okay, you are not

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him, You are not her.
But guess what. You don't gotta be

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by yourself. You can find your
tribe us. February seventeenth o World Cafe

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Live. It's the live tapping of
Chocolate Chip and Zip. And this is

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where you come in the building strangers
and you leave as cousins. Okay,

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I mean not unless you want to
be more than cousins. Okay, so

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click the link of my bio and
get your tickets right now, or you

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can go to www. Dot stormyp
dot com. Y'all, let me tell

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you something. We got games,
we got prizes, and we got bombed

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as conversations because one thing about me. Oh baby, I'm gonna get the

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conversation started. Okay, So get
your tickets right now. You don't want

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to miss out, and don't wait
to the last minute because you know they

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like to sell out, all right, do it now? Go? Okay.

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So now that that's side of the
way, let me tell y'all about

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how my son finessed his way out
of school today. Finess his way out

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of school today. Now, my
man's gonna be twelve next month, and

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I feel like along with age comes
wisdom, and I think this nigga didn't

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figure out how to scam. Okay, So yesterday he comes home, his

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dad drops them all, and I
have like a Chick fil At bag and

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a cookiees and cream milkshake. Don't
tell my trainer. If any one of

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y'all tell Tay, I'll poke you
up because this is between us. Okay,

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don't tell Tay, so I won't
say nothing. So he comes home

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and I say, Yo, put
this in the tresch can for me.

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So he says, Yo, can
I have the cherry. I'm like no,

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it's been sitting in the milk too. Like it's bad, it's sour.

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You can't have it. It'll make
you sick. He says, okay,

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Right, I say, don't eat
the cherry. He says okay.

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So today school starts at seven point
fifty. School nurse calls me at eight

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thirty four? How how how right? School nurse curls me like, hey,

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I just want to let you know
LEVI threw up three times already.

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H if they throw up warning twice
within an hour, you gotta come pick

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him up. I'm like, okay, can you put him on the phone.

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She said, yeah, he was
very adamant on talking to you.

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So I pick up the phone.
Well, he gets on the phone and

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I'm like hello, and he like
I didn't need the cherry. I'm like,

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bro, I didn't even say nothing. You didn't even give me a

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chance to say anything. But in
my mind, I know this nigga ate

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the cherry. I know he he's
in that weird space where he just does

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weird shit. Just weird shit,
you know what I mean. So I'm

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like, okay, you know,
what do you think is going on?

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He said, I don't know.
I just I feel a little better.

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Now to the south now, cohundo. I think he had cherry this morning.

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I don't even think he ate it
last night. I think he waited

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until this morning and he ate it. Because I'm like, all right,

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So I'm talking to the nurse.
I'm like, I really got to pick

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him up. She's like, yeah, you gotta come and get him.

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Okay, bet So here's what pissed
me off. I go pick him up,

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and he not even pretending to be
sick. He's a bold motherfucker.

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Like you know, back in the
day when you was trying to get sick,

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when your mom can't pick you up, you might have left a little

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bit of vomit on your shirt or
something like, you know what I mean,

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Like you want to try to sell
it, like when I get home,

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you gotta take care of me.
You got a love on me,

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I got things going on. This
never walked up and said, oh lie,

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I said, I'm gonna be your
asser. I gonna beat your ass,

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bro, I promise you. I
recorded it because when he came out

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the hallway, I literally put my
phone right out and sent the video to

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his dad Like this nigga ain't even
sick. He not even pretending to be

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sick, like the audacity. He
don't even care about me. Hey,

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I'm not even important enough for him
to fake that shit. Like I know

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I've said it before, y'all,
but I just want to reiterate, fuck

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these kids. Okay, but only
the people take care of these kids can

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say fuck these kids. I also
want to reiterate that for you guys as

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well. So mister La five o
four said, that's the age they be

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trying you. My son will be
twelve in March, and he's the same

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way. Well, I feel a
little better that I'm not out here by

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myself. So thank you, guys, thank you, Thank you to my

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strong ass community. Who was you
know, sticking with me? G Wegg

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said, sound like he was sick. To me, sounds like you're a

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liar. Okay, it sounds like
you, sir, are a liar.

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Thank you. So I want to
get to today's topics. Last week,

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we talked a lot about growth.
This week, I want to dive into

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the topic of intimacy. Yeah,
yeah, I don't know, right,

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Like I felt like seven decided he
wanted to add some background music. But

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whatever, Clever Corey says, is
your son in Aquarius by any chance?

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He absolutely is. Yes, he
is an Aquarius. His birthday is February

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twelve. He's an Aquarius. So
I don't know Dualuarius is scam because I

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felt like that was Arry scammers of
him seven. So, like I said

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today, I want to dive into
the topic of intimacy. And I know

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when we think of intimacy, we
always think of like, you know,

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uh sex four play you know j
x Anthony said seven her intimate and got

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active. Now guys that that that
brings me to my point, like I

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want to talk about the intricacies of
intimacy, okay, because I feel like

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there are certain things that you know, we all kind of enjoy but we

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don't really talk about. And I
hope that by the end of the episode

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you all confirm that I'm not as
weird as I think I am. Okay,

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I hope that by the end of
this episode you all can reinstill in

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me that I'm not as weird as
sometimes I think I might be. Like

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I just need at some point when
you are to be like, okay,

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yeah, I do that too.
Yeah, I like that too. Yeah

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that makes sense to me that that
would make me feel a lot better.

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Thank you, thank you. G
Wegg said, I need somebody to rub

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my neck while I drive. I
like that. I like that. Your

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favorite holiday said seven making my dog
bark. That's so funny. What if

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they like talking to each other on
distance like they think they on the phone.

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I don't know. Yeah, no, okay, whatever, all right,

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So when we talk about intimacy,
it feels like the Internet tries to

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make it cool, like, oh, we can just fuck and we don't

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have to kiss, and we don't
have to act like we like each other.

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We can just push start that pussy
and get it in right. I

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don't like that. I don't like
that. I don't like that. Y'all

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like that we still don't push dart
pussy over here, because hm, it's

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given very grapy to me. And
I don't want to say the other word

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because you know what the other words, but it's given like grape vibes,

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you know, like push, push, start the pussy. I don't like

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that. I don't like that,
and I realized that. You know,

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sometimes intimacy don't even have to be
getting into the full act. Like a

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lot of it for me doesn't include
the act at all. Like I don't

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care what the Internet says intimacy is
top tier. I don't care. I

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don't care. I don't care.
I don't care what the Internet says.

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Intimacy is top tier. Okay,
like, especially let me just cuddle?

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What what? When we cut alid? Intimacy is top tier, especially when

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we cut alid? What? Like? Okay, so now let's talk about

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my favorite positions. Okay, top
tier number one, best positions to cuddle

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In number one, I'm a little
spoon and you big spoon, right,

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and then you wrap your arm around
me. And then you intertweeve intertwine intertweeve,

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intertweez intertweet is intertweeting word interweave?
Okay, both, and then you

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intertwine interweave. What is it?
Shot you're supposed to be googling? Oh

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my god, what are you good
for? Jesus? Intertweeve just crazy?

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You just said sorry the Pacha said
intertweeve? Is that get your okay?

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Fuck y'all? Okay? Anyway,
So like I'm big spoon and then no,

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I'm a little spoon, and then
you big spoon and then you inter

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tweeve your army between my breasts,
right, and then like you cut the

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bottom one, and then the right
wind falls ever so gently on top of

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your hand. Okay, that's very
important, that ever so gently part.

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Right. And then like now were
real close, were real close, like

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like heat on back, meat on
crack, real close, right, and

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then you like solely pull me in, and then you just say you're so

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soft. Oh my fucking god,
Oh my god, baby, don't pull

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me close and tell me I'm soft. Don't do that. Don't you ain't

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even got to stick it in.
I don'et came already, Like god damn.

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That is the absolute best part.
There's nothing better than that. Then

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when he pulled you close, Oh
you're so soft, baby, am I

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am I am I okay, am
I. It's nothing better than that,

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nothing better than that, nothing better
than I don't care what you say,

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it's nothing better that. But then
like also like when we like body the

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body, and then I'm laying on
your chest and I can hear all the

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souls that you've snatched, okay,
and then I throw my leg on top

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of you and then you hit that
excel exal for me? Baby? What

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what like once I throw that leg
on top of you like a seat belt?

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Okay, let me throw this leg
on top of you like a seat

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belt. Yes, come on,
come on, there's nothing better? Like

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what is it? Tell me?
Tell me? I would really like to

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know and heavy on it, like
you know, listening to all the souls

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you snatched because the nacturalality, it's
really you just snoring. But I like

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you so much. Shit, I
just make up other reasons for it.

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Okay, because we're viving, so
I have to create the vibe. But

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yeah, man, bro, intimacy
is really top tier. And y'all be

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trying to skip that shit just to
hurry up and stick it in and then

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bounce it in. Were not doing
that no more, y'all. If you

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haven't experienced real intimacy, stop letting
people push start your pussy and fucking just

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sticking it in and bouncing on you. All right, you need some of

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that intimacy. Stop letting them just
stick it in nothing leave. But that's

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dumb. I don't know, but
then you know what everybody into this yet

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I ain't gonna speak for everybody.
I ain't gon I ain't gonna speak for

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everybody. I know. I can't
speak for everybody, but for me,

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baby, that's top tier. I
need it. I need it. I

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need it like sometimes I don't even
be one the fuck. I just want

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to cuddle. I don't even want
I don't need to tip, no dick,

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no nothing. I just want to
cuddle. Like a long story short,

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whoever getting cuddles tonight. I hope
to steal a fan following you bye

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bye, Okay, it should have
been me, like diarbolical, I don't

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care. I don't care. I
don't care. Yeah, so you know,

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we were talking about intimacy, and
I was talking to you guys about

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how you know, sometimes I don't
even really want like sex. I just

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want to be like intimate. And
I feel like your favorite holiday says snow

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day date on the way lol.
I feel like, now this is like

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cuddle weather. This is like the
perfect time to get all that all the

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cuddles she was taking place right now, everybody snowed in. Wrap it up,

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y'all, wrap it up, wrap
it up, wrap it up,

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playing b birth control, wrap it
up, wrap it up, wrap it

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up. I'm just saying, like, yalla, I'm trying to help y'all

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out, like we're gonn together,
Like yo, wrap it up down to

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time. Now ain't the time,
because this this is around the time when

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all those fucking spoons of satan some
of you call scorpios are being made.

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Okay, wrap it up, wrap
it up, wrap it out, disappear

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on Facebook and come back, come
back, come back, and let you

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know. They wasn't hiding the world
from you. They was out and you

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from the world. None of that. No that we have enough scorpios,

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none of that, None of that. But speaking of sex, there is

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a particular holiday that is coming up, and I feel like we need to

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have a conversation. Ladies, come
here, let me tell you something.

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Just come here, come in here
a little bit closer. Turn the volume

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up, turn the volume up.
Okay. Valentine's Day is coming up,

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and couchie is not a gift.
Drops Mike. Okay, And I'm gonna

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say it again, Ladies, come
here, turn the valume up. Okay.

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Valentine's Day is coming up, and
couchie is not a gift. All

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right, I don't care. Don't
hit me with oh it's a lady's holiday,

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it's for the women. That's women's
holiday. It doesn't matter if he

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wants a Valentine's Day gift, it's
giving, sassy. No, it's given

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brokie. Okay, because why why
y'all? Why I'm sick of every year

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y'all be posting your new little watches, your new little bags. You're on

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a day that your boo didn't pay
for. And what broke got the show

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for? What Broke got the show
for? It? Bomb ass pussy?

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What you mean the same bomb ass
pussy he didn't got the rest of the

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year. You don't understand. So
like when we go to work the next

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day, be smelling on our face, so it just keeps on giving.

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So she gave you the stank pink. No, I mean you know when

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you vagina staying on your stay on
your face a little longer. No,

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I don't want to hear that.
I don't want to hear that. I

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don't want to hear that. On
behalf of men everywhere. I will stand

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for you. I will be your
Corretta. Okay, men deserve gifts on

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Valentine's Day. Two, Okay,
I don't want to hear I don't want

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to hear the sexist part of the
day. I don't bruh a gift and

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Valentine's Day Bruh, I ain't just
getting because like you going to a restaurant,

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you ain't eat. That's why I'm
saying, Like, if Valentine's Day

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is about love, why don't men
deserve a gift? Like? Make it

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make sense? But don't worry,
you know, I'm all for solutions.

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I'm for problem solving, problem solving, problem solving. Nigga, Am I

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having a stroke? Oh shit?
What did you do first show? Yeah?

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I don't know. Ain't that where
you put a spoon in your mouth?

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That's a seure. That's a seizure, all right? So like but

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yeah, like I was saying,
man, if Valentine's Day is about love,

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why don't men deserve a gift?
But like I said, I'm all

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about problem solving, accountability, making
things happen. What can we do to

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move forward? Right? Don't worry
about that, ladies. I got some

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gift ideas for you. Okay,
I got some gift ideas for you.

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Now. I don't know if you
got your taxes or not, so I'm

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just gonna give you a range of
gift ideas, and you know, hopefully,

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uh, the life will help me
and tap in and let me know

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if these are actually good ideas or
not. Fellas, if you're on here,

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please let me know if you agree
with any of that these ideas or

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you would like any of these ideas. So, like I said, they're

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gonna be a range of prices.
Okay, So the first one, it's

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not too hard, baby, get
them some colone, some cologne. Can't

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go wrong with cologne. Yeah,
and you know what, bitch, don't

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go to Ross. Okay, take
your ass to Saphora Alta Bloomingdale's. Go

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smell some things. Smell some things
that you were like, Yo, I

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would love my man. Came in
house, lady, and exactly because it's

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always it's always a tall lady.
Yeah, it's it's it's always that.

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Yeah, Like, yo, go
to the store, sniff a bunch of

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fragrances, put the golfy, put
the coffee beans in your nose in between

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the fragrances. Find something that you
like, like, yo, I would

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love for my man. So it
smell like this. This is a good

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start. This is a good start. Next, depending on what your man

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does, get them some work.
Boots. Y'all know me. I'm team

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red Wings. Okay, get him
some work, boots, y'all know I'm

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teaming red Wings. I'm still trying
to come together, Boots. Please.

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Okay, you knew what she was
doing. I'm just saying. I'm just

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saying, like, Yo, you
got yourself a little mechanic, little handy

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man, a little construction worker,
laborer, welder, you know he worked

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at the shipyard. Get him some
real wings. That's nice. That's a

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nice kiss. That's a nice skiff. Now we're gonna move on. Okay,

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now to my big money Mama's Okay, another good gift once again.

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Now we're jumping. We're jumping a
price or two. Okay, get your

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man a set of new tires.
Hello, Hello, is this thing on?

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Is this thing on? Come on, fella's let me know. How

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would you feel for Valentine's? They
showed up with like four tires with some

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bow's on them, Like, how
would what would that be like? Is

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that a vibe for you? Yeah? Breaks and rollers, tires, oil

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change, hold on, hold on, getting this car detailed on top of

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that? What? What? Come
on? Come on, fella nice,

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listen for god Kruflo said, say
it again. Mobile outside said, oh

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you big money. I said,
it's for the big money, mama.

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Okay, I said it's for the
big money. Mama's Outfite says I'm out

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here now my boots taking a winter
beating. Cousin Draft said, work boots

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for the wind. Yeah, I
mean like, let me know, y'all,

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y'all, y'all, what tires?
Pancha Hawking says valid. Outfite says

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she bore tires that she slashed.
Y'all get on my nerves. What's up?

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Banchie? Uh? The clever Cory
says a car detail would be life

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bitch, you gotta catch up.
We talking about good Valentine's Day gifts,

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okay Uh. I talked about some
lower price items, but now we're talking

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about stuff for the big money mamas. And the first one I said was

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a set of tires and maybe some
breaks, some rotors. Uh, maybe

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a little detail, oil change,
you know, something nice, because I

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said, men deserve to get Valentine's
Da gifts. Okay, ajb one Rims

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Rims Okay, I feel like Rams
is a little jo I know, I

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know, I know, but I
think Rims is a little jump Rims wouldn't

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be here for me. Rims wouldn't
be here for me. But you know,

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mmm, I don't. Tommy Hill, Tommy Him figure said we need

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them. Good car hearts cold out
here. I'm crying, Okay. So

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my next gift, we were talking
about things to get your man for Valentine's

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Day, and you know, for
the big money mamas. My next one

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would be take us for a basketball
game. And no, he don't have

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to take you. And now he
don't have to take you. Get him

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some good tickets to a basketball game. It's still basketball season. We wait,

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when is when is the All Star
Game? Went into All Star Game

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the weekend before? M you might
have to give it to him early.

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I don't know. Isn't the All
Star Game the weekend before? I'm it's

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like February tenth. Painted don't worry, as y'all know. I'm masculine,

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cause y'all already now all right?
In short, what is it? Shot

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shots? Actually looking it up this
time, I'm on my phone, so

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Google on Google's fastest. Oh my
god, Jesus, but the All Star

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Game isn't in the basketball season,
so I guess you still can go it

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could be a nice little jess.
Yeah. Yeah, the All Star Game

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isn't in the basketball season, just
towards the ending kindness, so yeah,

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you know whatever, take us.
Yeah boom, you still got time,

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You still got time, So yeah, take so bad of my game and

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no, he don't gotta take you. So this next one fellas. I

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know y'all might not be on board
with, right, but I think that

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you know, it's still something that
a lot of you need, but you

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might not realize you needed. A
spy day day. I got one of

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them Jones Day. Absolutely, some
of y'all walking around with not seeing you

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back like Martin Face after that boxing, anap after a massage is like,

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I swear to God that and especially
in fact I have to pay for if

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somebody thought to get Yes, I
think that another nice Valentine's gift will be

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a spy day And the girl came
to the crib too. I ain't even

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have to leave, had a whole
little setup. A spa day would be

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lovely because it really releases a lot
of tension that you may or may not

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know that you have. Like seriously, some of y'all really all walking around

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with notzing your back like Martin face
after that boxing mash and I'm sick of

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it. Okay, let your girl
treat you to a spy day. And

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I didn't say the happy ending was
included, so don't start with me.

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Happy ending, happy ending not included? All right, thank you, thank

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you. Dark Man seventeen said,
ain't nothing wrong with getting your feet rubbed

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on. J X anything said,
I can get down with the SPA day.

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I am b Grien said, SPA
day be hidden. I was knocked

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out for like five minutes and massage. I was done. Hill eighteen j

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says I found a dope pink wrinch
of shirt. Send it line away immediately.

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But yeah, man, I think
that my last gift, or one

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that I might not have mentioned,
should come with all these gifts. It's

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really important. I feel like with
all these gifts, you should also add

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a side of piece. Okay,
lead that man alone, just just for

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today, just for today, if
you like, three times throughout the year.

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Or you should just leave your man
in a Valentine's Day, okay,

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his birthday in Christmas. Just let
that be included in the gifts somehow,

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somewhere, just a little bit of
peace provision to be a permission to be

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a NIGGA approved access graded. Yeah, you forgot the head. I didn't

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say you forgot that part. I
think it's you. You can't. You

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can't get Nobody likes doing that.
Okay, it's a universal thing, so

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you should. You should include that
and a little bit ahead. You can't

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forget that. I'm sorry, all
right, I'll stop done. I asked

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me first, you did you did? Long story short. Valentine's Day is

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supposed to be about love, So
should that man you appreciate himself. And

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don't say you ain't got no ideas
that we have nothing put together. I

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just gave you the whole playbox.
Do something, do something. Send your

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girl this podcast episode and just tell
her to listen. Don't tell an now,

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it's just listen, all right,
Just please so that you can get

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what you deserve. And honestly,
if you and your girlfriend been beefing since

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Christmas, be fucking for real.
Okay. You know, when we really

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get into the nitty gritty of intimacy, I realized that I think I may

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have a problem, Like I think
I might love intimacy a little bit too

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much. Is that a thing?
Is that a thing for y'all. Is

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it a thing for anybody? Is
it possible to love intimacy, the act

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of intimacy, the feeling of intimacy. Is it a love language? Well,

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it depends. I think intimacy technically
could be all the love languages.

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Oh yeah, that's me. Yes, I always a joke down like all

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that shit. But I love intimacy
so much that I'd be making scenarios in

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my head, okay, about stuff
that ain't happen and people I don't know,

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but I want it to happen,
right, So, like y'all be

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making up like scenarios in y'all head
or that just be me? This is

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a safe space? Is it the
same space? Is this a safe space?

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Is it? Is this a safe
space? I love intimacy so much

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that I be making up scenarios in
my head about things that didn't happen,

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about people who don't exist. Like
I just I love the vibes. And

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if I'm not, like you know, getting it, I gotta create it.

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And even if I am getting some
time, I just still want to

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create it, Like, oh,
this is a new thing that I'll photo

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us, you know, this is
a new thing. So my favorite one,

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right, My favorite one is like, I'm downtown and I'm like,

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just park my car right, like
full scene, picture amazing. Come with

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me. We're going on a journey. We're going on a journey. Come

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with you. Okay, I'm downtown
and I just parked my car and I'm

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looking for the machine to pay for
parking, right, and coincidentally, so

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is he. I don't know who
the fuck he is. He doesn't exist.

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I just made this person up.
I don't know he just does.

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This is my favorite one. Just
let me get it off. Okay.

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So we're both looking for parking and
we're so like intense in our search we

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don't even notice that we bump right
into each other. Oh right, and

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the bump is so deep that my
face aligns perfectly in between his pectorial muscles.

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Okay, let me get it out, please, just let me finish.

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Thank you. Okay, so,
oh let me touch and instinctively,

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he grasps my shoulders and say,
oh, oh my god, I'm so

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sorry. And then I gently pulled
my hair behind my ear and glance up

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at him and we like eyes as
I say, it's okay ahu, and

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now we're in love and we're getting
married at a farm on the greatest coast

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of all. Okay, yeah,
y'all be making up scenarios or it just

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be me. But it escalates quickly
because we jump from that too immediately.

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Now we're married, and we're getting
married on a farm in kid Cod.

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It's beautiful being you. The scenery
is amazing, and all of our close

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friends and family are there, and
I have a long we'd made trained and

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we gently embrace under the sunset.
Okay, so yeah, long story show,

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y'all be making up scenarios too,
or no, it's just me.

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Now do guys do that? Do
y'all do that? Or when y'all do

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it, is it bout a specific
woman? Like do y'all have to have

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someone to have that for? Like
you know how in dreams, if you're

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dreaming about somebody that you never met
or you don't know, they don't have

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a face. So it's like,
when I have these scenarios, might be

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dreaming or I be creating these intimate
interactions. It's not about nobody. It's

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just about stuff I want to feel. Now, Yeah, when I do

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it, it's always a third person. What you mean, Like I'm watching

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it? If I was to I
could tell the stories because I'm literally watching,

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like setting me seeing the girl's face. I'll see her pass some plants,

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like I'll see her body at that
point, because that's all I can

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get out. Yeah, that makes
sense, that makes sense. Hold on

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me, let me ask. Joe
Materio says, yeah, with you,

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I do. Oh, thank you
baby? What's up? Snook for you

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from Temp says, I make up
scenarios all the time. I was just

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talking about this yesterday. See,
I found my tribe, y'all. I

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don't know, I don't care,
I don't care for nobody. Gotta say,

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y'all, y'all some real last niggas, thank you. I appreciate y'all

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for guy Krefflo says, why will
we not be fucking after that? Because

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that's not how the dream goes.
That's not how the scenario goes. Okay,

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that jumped straight to the sex and
part. It's not about to say

404
00:30:07.519 --> 00:30:11.720
she's about the intimacy. Yo.
I'm hollering that. He like, why

405
00:30:11.759 --> 00:30:15.200
wouldn't be we be fucking after that? And me and you were like,

406
00:30:15.240 --> 00:30:18.559
well that escalated pretty quickly. But
then I'm also like, and then we're

407
00:30:18.640 --> 00:30:26.039
married, that a well slow your
role sex is too quick and then we're

408
00:30:26.079 --> 00:30:33.680
at our wedding. I am crying, I am fucking hollering. Eat a

409
00:30:33.880 --> 00:30:37.160
five five zero, I X just
fort a badge. Thank you so much,

410
00:30:37.200 --> 00:30:41.319
baby, I appreciate you, jax
Anth and he said I made one

411
00:30:41.359 --> 00:30:45.799
on how I can sweep you off
your feet after a live show. Did

412
00:30:45.839 --> 00:30:48.880
you buy your tickets yet? Because
first you would have to buy your ticket,

413
00:30:48.319 --> 00:30:53.920
and you know after that, then
slow your role, slow your role,

414
00:30:55.119 --> 00:30:56.240
don't get a little more involved.
And there's some time you guys here

415
00:30:57.000 --> 00:31:02.079
about to I'm about to make up
just because y'all be talking shit. But

416
00:31:02.200 --> 00:31:03.440
y'all ain't get your tickets yet,
so make sure you do get your tickets.

417
00:31:03.480 --> 00:31:07.039
And you know where you can get
your tickets www stormy pea dot com

418
00:31:07.119 --> 00:31:10.160
or you can click the link in
my bio and I'll take you right there.

419
00:31:10.240 --> 00:31:14.279
Boom, okay, especial, your
niggas a question already bored? Oh

420
00:31:14.359 --> 00:31:17.680
scoop, my bad, big dog. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm

421
00:31:17.680 --> 00:31:21.119
sorry, my bad. I didn't
yo. You know what shot always be

422
00:31:21.160 --> 00:31:22.799
like sending that nigga a shirt,
And whenever I tell y'all to send me

423
00:31:22.839 --> 00:31:26.680
your size and your dress or send
me your dress period because I want to

424
00:31:26.680 --> 00:31:30.240
send you something, y'all don't send
ship and I'm not gonna lie y'all.

425
00:31:30.400 --> 00:31:33.720
When we be having these conversations on
the live, I go and like my

426
00:31:33.920 --> 00:31:37.559
request folder in my DMS, and
I'll be looking for y'all or like sometimes

427
00:31:37.559 --> 00:31:41.200
while we're talking, I'll just screenshot
it so I can see your name and

428
00:31:41.200 --> 00:31:45.200
then i'll type it in to like
check my DMS there to make sure you

429
00:31:45.200 --> 00:31:48.079
didn't send it to me, because
I'm not gonna over exert myself. Baby,

430
00:31:48.079 --> 00:31:51.960
if you don't want it, you
don't want to shit. But yeah,

431
00:31:52.039 --> 00:31:56.400
like I'll be fake, but I
promise I will record, but you

432
00:31:56.480 --> 00:32:00.440
open it up boots that I will
show my face. Okay, not the

433
00:32:00.480 --> 00:32:07.680
thing, but yeah, office says
you be acting the wrong folk. I

434
00:32:08.720 --> 00:32:14.079
pick people at random or sometimes shy
picks them. That's not me. But

435
00:32:14.160 --> 00:32:19.480
yeah, all out of side,
long story shirt, I'm a romantic.

436
00:32:21.759 --> 00:32:23.440
That's what all that got to.
I'm a romantic. And you know,

437
00:32:24.480 --> 00:32:30.000
sometimes when I make scenarios about us
bumping into each other and the heat rating

438
00:32:30.119 --> 00:32:34.559
eighty be to you's being so intense
that it then leads the marriage, I'm

439
00:32:34.880 --> 00:32:43.240
serious. I am is now on
the flip side of that, because I

440
00:32:43.279 --> 00:32:47.960
know what I want and more importantly, I have some idea of how it

441
00:32:49.240 --> 00:32:55.839
should feel. Right. Unfortunately,
this means protecting my piece has to be

442
00:32:55.880 --> 00:33:00.400
at an all time high. Mikey
Richie's just what a badge. So much

443
00:33:00.400 --> 00:33:04.279
appreciate you, baby. Protecting my
piece has to be at an all time

444
00:33:04.519 --> 00:33:09.039
high. Unfortunately, I think I
might be a little bit too good at

445
00:33:09.039 --> 00:33:16.920
protecting my piece. Yeah, yeah, I think I think I might be

446
00:33:16.960 --> 00:33:22.960
a little bit too good at protecting
my peace because now I don't like nobody.

447
00:33:24.160 --> 00:33:29.480
Take the baby. It's not that
I don't like people. I just

448
00:33:29.519 --> 00:33:32.640
have a little tolerance for people,
if that makes sense. So yeah,

449
00:33:34.440 --> 00:33:38.799
I fucked up, y'all. I
messed up. Messed up over excelling isn't

450
00:33:38.799 --> 00:33:45.559
always a good thing. I am
so good at protecting my peace. I

451
00:33:45.640 --> 00:33:51.640
now don't like people. But I
realized it's not that I don't like people.

452
00:33:52.039 --> 00:33:59.640
I just have a little tolerance.
People get really minuscule even okay minuscule,

453
00:34:00.319 --> 00:34:02.039
Okay, I don't know, people
just being on my fucking nerves.

454
00:34:02.599 --> 00:34:07.119
Okay, we were talking about intimacy. But on the flip side of intimacy,

455
00:34:07.759 --> 00:34:12.559
people be getting on my nerves.
Excuse me, I just need a

456
00:34:12.559 --> 00:34:22.440
little taste. People be getting on
my nerves. Like the level of tolerance

457
00:34:22.679 --> 00:34:28.599
that I have for people is so
low. Like anything, I'm going snap

458
00:34:28.639 --> 00:34:30.480
and I'm going I'm done. I'm
over it. I'm over. I don't

459
00:34:30.480 --> 00:34:32.679
want to do it, I don't
feel like doing it. It's done.

460
00:34:34.719 --> 00:34:38.880
Like if I go out and the
energy is off, I'm out. Okay.

461
00:34:39.400 --> 00:34:45.440
If I'm outside and I hear people
talking about other people going home,

462
00:34:46.039 --> 00:34:53.800
okay, Like if I'm out,
If I'm out with the group, finances

463
00:34:53.800 --> 00:34:58.119
are together, you're trying to figure
out who order gratuity, I'm out.

464
00:35:00.199 --> 00:35:07.360
I'm done. I'm done. Like
if you still complaining about the same stuff

465
00:35:07.400 --> 00:35:10.320
you were complaining about last year,
but you haven't done anything to fix the

466
00:35:10.360 --> 00:35:19.280
situation, cut you off. I'm
done. I'm done. Like I know

467
00:35:19.440 --> 00:35:27.039
that having boundaries is one thing,
but sometimes I think my boundaries might be

468
00:35:27.039 --> 00:35:30.320
a little bit too thick. But
then other times it's like, y'all just

469
00:35:30.360 --> 00:35:34.719
make me sick. So I don't
know. But long story short, I

470
00:35:34.719 --> 00:35:37.000
think I protected my piece a little
bit too well. There somehow their things

471
00:35:37.039 --> 00:35:43.719
got messed up and in between.
Clever Corey said, it's too peoplely outside

472
00:35:43.760 --> 00:35:50.559
anyway. Marlby Lina said, one
strike, You're out. We're done,

473
00:35:50.719 --> 00:35:54.199
You're done, You're finished, Okay, soul faed Philly said, come try

474
00:35:54.280 --> 00:35:58.400
us out. I actually do want
to come down and try y'all out because

475
00:35:58.400 --> 00:36:00.280
I've been hearing a lot of stuff
about y'alls. Oh yeah, I actually

476
00:36:00.320 --> 00:36:05.559
am. I'm aa pop up on
y'all. Clever Cory said, because people

477
00:36:05.559 --> 00:36:09.840
be peopling, it's just be too
much. It's too much. Yeah,

478
00:36:09.920 --> 00:36:14.840
man, I don't know. I
always feel good when like we had these

479
00:36:14.840 --> 00:36:17.199
conversations and then somebody else it's like, yeah, I know people fucking suck.

480
00:36:17.679 --> 00:36:22.519
Oh my god, you too,
like, yeah, linked up.

481
00:36:22.760 --> 00:36:27.719
Yeah, we're on the same vibe. We're vibing and reviving. So yeah.

482
00:36:28.599 --> 00:36:32.360
Mikey Richard says boundaries can never be
too thick. I feel that Eric

483
00:36:32.400 --> 00:36:37.800
Preston Comedy, What's up, Big
Dog? Are you coming? February seventeenth

484
00:36:37.000 --> 00:36:42.440
at Oral Cafe Live so the live
tipping of chocolate chip and sip. No,

485
00:36:42.559 --> 00:36:44.320
but really, you still didn't tell
me if you were coming or not,

486
00:36:44.360 --> 00:36:49.000
so I need to know. Mikey
Richard says, heavy on people suck.

487
00:36:49.280 --> 00:36:57.159
I agree, maybe I agree,
so in spirit of talking about how

488
00:36:57.159 --> 00:37:02.760
people suck, I feel like two
things can be true. And when I

489
00:37:02.800 --> 00:37:07.960
say two things can be true,
I think sometimes we get so caught up

490
00:37:07.039 --> 00:37:13.360
and the people sucking and all these
other things, sometimes we be having unrealistic

491
00:37:13.440 --> 00:37:19.960
views and putting out unrealistic or just
untrue personas right. So like, yes,

492
00:37:20.000 --> 00:37:23.480
people suck, but that doesn't mean
don't appreciate your partner. And I

493
00:37:23.519 --> 00:37:34.239
feel like y'all be killing me with
this shit. Okay, y'all, y'all

494
00:37:34.280 --> 00:37:37.519
be killing me with this shit,
Like I can't stand when I come on

495
00:37:37.639 --> 00:37:43.880
our wars Internet and I see y'all
comparing your partner and your relationship to what

496
00:37:43.920 --> 00:37:47.559
you see on social media, and
it doesn't make sense. It doesn't make

497
00:37:47.599 --> 00:37:54.639
sense, like you're comparing yourselves to
someone, honestly, to be real with

498
00:37:54.719 --> 00:37:59.519
y'all, someone who don't exist.
I don't know if y'all notice or not,

499
00:37:59.519 --> 00:38:01.840
but social med isn't real. I
feel like I should have started with

500
00:38:01.880 --> 00:38:07.639
that. I should have started with
that, like precursor, social media is

501
00:38:07.679 --> 00:38:12.239
not real and this is coming from
a content creators. Most of it is

502
00:38:12.239 --> 00:38:14.360
not real. Most of it is
not real. Most of it is fake,

503
00:38:14.400 --> 00:38:16.480
it doesn't exist. It's just blah
blah blah blah blah. But y'all

504
00:38:16.480 --> 00:38:22.760
be like ignoring that, Like y'all
out here comparing yourselves to social media,

505
00:38:22.920 --> 00:38:27.920
like especially the women, y'all,
y'all be doing it the worst, And

506
00:38:27.960 --> 00:38:30.599
I hate that for us, y'all
making me look bad. God damn it.

507
00:38:30.320 --> 00:38:36.480
Like ladies, y'all be comparing yourselves
to social media. Baby, don't

508
00:38:36.480 --> 00:38:45.320
bite the hand that fingers you.
You never, You never, You're never.

509
00:38:45.119 --> 00:38:52.559
That's rule number one. Don't bite
the hand that fingers you. Come

510
00:38:52.599 --> 00:38:58.280
on, come on, you mad
because this one girl on your timeline got

511
00:38:58.280 --> 00:39:01.880
two dozen roses whole time. You
don't even like roses you've just wanted because

512
00:39:01.880 --> 00:39:07.840
she took a pretty picture. What's
happening? What's happening? Or you out

513
00:39:07.840 --> 00:39:13.280
here fucking posting all these memes about
being single because you think it's funny.

514
00:39:13.480 --> 00:39:15.920
Baby, being single, It's not
fun all the time. Okay. You

515
00:39:15.960 --> 00:39:20.800
think it's a game, you think
it's a fucking game. It's not okay.

516
00:39:21.440 --> 00:39:23.960
And then, like I feel like, if we're really fair and we're

517
00:39:23.960 --> 00:39:30.400
having fair and honest conversations, right, fellows, y'all be doing that shit

518
00:39:30.440 --> 00:39:31.920
too, and it pissed me off. Pissed me off. Maybe not in

519
00:39:31.960 --> 00:39:36.719
the same manner, but y'all know
exactly what I'm talking about. Y'all know

520
00:39:36.840 --> 00:39:40.559
exactly what I'm talking about. If
we're talking about posting and doing things and

521
00:39:40.599 --> 00:39:44.280
comparing on social media, that's not
real, fellows. Y'all be doing it

522
00:39:44.320 --> 00:39:49.360
too. Y'all be doing it too. Y'all do like some of you,

523
00:39:50.639 --> 00:39:54.599
some of you, fellas. Some
of you be on the internet and never

524
00:39:54.639 --> 00:40:00.480
have nothing nice to say about women
and a whole relationship, fellas, some

525
00:40:00.519 --> 00:40:02.679
of you are in a whole relationship
that never have nothing nice to say about

526
00:40:02.679 --> 00:40:07.719
women on the internet whole time.
You're the one who picked out the match

527
00:40:07.760 --> 00:40:12.639
in pajamas this last Christmas. Wait
a minute, Wait a minute, babe.

528
00:40:12.679 --> 00:40:15.239
You love it here, Baby,
you've love it here. Stop playing,

529
00:40:16.039 --> 00:40:20.800
stop playing. But every time I
open up my feed, here you

530
00:40:20.880 --> 00:40:24.760
are talking about as a man and
the modern women, and well, but

531
00:40:24.760 --> 00:40:30.719
what shut the fuck up? Stop
it you stop it right now, stop

532
00:40:30.719 --> 00:40:34.920
it right now. I'm sick of
it. I'm sick of it. I

533
00:40:34.960 --> 00:40:37.440
hate that. I hate that for
us, I hate that for you,

534
00:40:37.679 --> 00:40:40.480
because it's not real, it's not
real. Like, I don't know who

535
00:40:40.519 --> 00:40:44.519
needs to hear this, but it's
cool to be in love. It's okay.

536
00:40:45.480 --> 00:40:46.320
I don't know who needs to hear
this, but it's okay to be

537
00:40:46.360 --> 00:40:52.159
in love. It's okay to be
happy, content, satisfied with your relationship.

538
00:40:52.280 --> 00:40:53.760
It's okay not to have nothing to
complain about on the internet. The

539
00:40:53.840 --> 00:41:01.800
fuck? Like? What? What? What? Hold on? I'm trying

540
00:41:01.800 --> 00:41:08.880
to scroll up. Bruce Thompson,
what's good baby? Mikey Riches says,

541
00:41:09.039 --> 00:41:13.559
people suck and I stand by that, but I know everyone isn't the same,

542
00:41:13.719 --> 00:41:16.000
and I try to give everyone the
benefit of the doubt. I love

543
00:41:16.039 --> 00:41:21.079
that for you. I love that
for you. Eric Preston says, don't

544
00:41:21.119 --> 00:41:25.320
compare to false realities. Agree.
Aaron Nash seventy three says, I see

545
00:41:25.360 --> 00:41:30.159
you a bathroom in your fantasy dreams. If you see a bathroom in your

546
00:41:30.199 --> 00:41:34.719
fantasy dreams, don't use it.
Thank you for those wise words, Aaron

547
00:41:34.800 --> 00:41:38.639
Nash seven three. Appreciate you so
much. Appreciate you so much. Eric

548
00:41:38.679 --> 00:41:42.599
Preston says, if you weren't lif
skinned, and check your inbox. I'm

549
00:41:42.599 --> 00:41:45.039
not lif skinned. I don't I'm
not even gonna fucking don't. I'll see

550
00:41:45.039 --> 00:41:52.920
it when I'm done, bitch fucking
slats. But man, man, long

551
00:41:52.920 --> 00:41:55.599
story shirt. It's really okay to
be in love, and it's really okay

552
00:41:55.639 --> 00:41:59.760
to be happy with your partner,
and it's okay to be content with your

553
00:41:59.800 --> 00:42:02.760
really and not have nothing to complain
about on the internet. Okay, everyone

554
00:42:02.800 --> 00:42:07.480
doesn't have to have a meme account. Okay, everyone doesn't always have to

555
00:42:07.480 --> 00:42:10.280
talk about how the opposite sex is
shit. Maybe somebody gotta spread the love.

556
00:42:10.679 --> 00:42:15.639
Okay, somebody has to spread the
love at some point. We gotta,

557
00:42:15.199 --> 00:42:20.360
we gotta do something because another's enough. All right, guys, So

558
00:42:20.440 --> 00:42:22.239
now we're going to get into the
edible portion of the show. So the

559
00:42:22.360 --> 00:42:27.239
edible portion is when we read questions, comments, stories that you guys said

560
00:42:27.320 --> 00:42:30.519
in and on the day that we
record, I usually put a prompt up

561
00:42:30.639 --> 00:42:32.360
tell you guys to ask me a
question. If what you have to ask

562
00:42:32.480 --> 00:42:36.239
or tell me is a little long
and won't put in the prompt, you

563
00:42:36.280 --> 00:42:46.079
can always email me at inquiries at
stormypea dot com. So only only only

564
00:42:46.079 --> 00:42:51.679
a few questions today. We're gonna
keep it brief, all right. I'm

565
00:42:51.719 --> 00:42:53.679
not gonna lie a few episodes ago, we went over like a lot and

566
00:42:53.719 --> 00:42:59.320
I've just been like, eugh,
not exhausted, but like damn the bitch

567
00:42:59.320 --> 00:43:04.039
of us talking. And then like
what we released was like edited, so

568
00:43:04.119 --> 00:43:06.960
actually was longer than that. Like
imagine just talking to yourself for two hours.

569
00:43:07.239 --> 00:43:13.000
That's crazy, that's knucking flucks.
So yeah, but today's questions go

570
00:43:13.119 --> 00:43:21.639
ask following number one, should men
keep up their physical appearances once in a

571
00:43:21.679 --> 00:43:25.360
relationship. I'm gonna ask that again. I'm gonna give you guys on a

572
00:43:25.440 --> 00:43:32.559
life sometime. And tap in question
says, should men keep up physical appearances

573
00:43:32.599 --> 00:43:39.599
once in a relationship? This one, this one always gets me. It

574
00:43:39.679 --> 00:43:50.639
gets me because honestly, I've never
been team love yourself. No no,

575
00:43:50.679 --> 00:43:55.480
no, no no no. If
it's not medically related, babe, you

576
00:43:55.840 --> 00:44:00.880
can eat correctly and work out as
you need to to maintain. Okay,

577
00:44:01.119 --> 00:44:07.519
you ain't gotta be a bodybuilder,
but you can't be out here exactly Like,

578
00:44:07.840 --> 00:44:14.079
I don't expect you to look like
a bodybuilder once we're sixty, but

579
00:44:14.159 --> 00:44:19.440
I do expect you to continue to
maintain good health. I don't think that's

580
00:44:19.480 --> 00:44:24.159
hard to ask, especially if there
isn't a medical condition excuse me, because

581
00:44:24.199 --> 00:44:29.639
I know as soon as I gained
a little bit of weight. Even if

582
00:44:29.679 --> 00:44:31.559
you don't say it, your mama
probably gonna call me a fat bitch.

583
00:44:32.559 --> 00:44:37.320
Your sister gonna say, damn,
she really let herself go. Your auntie

584
00:44:37.400 --> 00:44:40.280
gonna say, m I told you
it wasn't her from the beginning, but

585
00:44:40.599 --> 00:44:45.519
you didn't want to believe me.
You didn't want to believe me. Now

586
00:44:45.639 --> 00:44:49.119
I'm fighting everybody, and I then
gained a little bit of weight, and

587
00:44:49.199 --> 00:44:52.119
now I'm out of breath. Niggas
laughing at me. Now I need my

588
00:44:52.159 --> 00:44:55.320
asthma pump. It's too much going
on. Okay, exactly how created a

589
00:44:55.360 --> 00:45:04.239
whole nother fucking scenario Again, I'm
just saying, if I am expected to

590
00:45:04.440 --> 00:45:07.760
maintain, the least you can do
is show up in me. I'm not

591
00:45:07.800 --> 00:45:12.119
asking you to beat me, but
you gotta at least match That's it.

592
00:45:12.440 --> 00:45:15.519
I don't know. I mean,
I think to each its own right,

593
00:45:15.559 --> 00:45:19.599
but I know for me personally,
yes, I do expect you to keep

594
00:45:19.679 --> 00:45:24.079
up your physical experience appearances. Like
now, am I expecting you to wear

595
00:45:24.119 --> 00:45:29.599
a man unit or go get the
Tory Lane surgery? Once your headlines start

596
00:45:29.639 --> 00:45:32.719
receeeing, No, that's natural.
I love you, baby, I love

597
00:45:32.760 --> 00:45:37.199
you. When we wake up in
the morning and your hair doesn't get off

598
00:45:37.199 --> 00:45:40.599
the pillow, I love you,
I love you, I love yeap.

599
00:45:42.920 --> 00:45:50.000
However, right when it comes to
the rest of your physical appearance, I

600
00:45:50.039 --> 00:45:53.480
think the least you can do is
try. The least you can do is

601
00:45:53.719 --> 00:45:59.280
try. Okay, I don't think
that's too much eggs fell us. How

602
00:45:59.320 --> 00:46:00.800
do you feel Do you think that
once you're in a relationship you can let

603
00:46:00.840 --> 00:46:04.920
yourself go. My whole thing is
maybe the barber's already low for y'all from

604
00:46:04.920 --> 00:46:09.800
the beginning, diamn. If you're
not good at limbo, just say that

605
00:46:09.800 --> 00:46:17.400
because the barber's already love please Please. Outfit says having a hot bay,

606
00:46:17.800 --> 00:46:23.400
and I'm with the struggle guts,
having a seapap negative, agreed, agreed.

607
00:46:24.039 --> 00:46:27.760
I rob at onl One says,
No, you gotta be selective and

608
00:46:27.840 --> 00:46:30.400
leave the house bummy and then come
home looking like Idris. Gotta keep her

609
00:46:30.400 --> 00:46:36.400
on her tools. Hey, I
support that. I support that as long

610
00:46:36.440 --> 00:46:38.880
as I know when we go outside
as a unit, you gonna look like

611
00:46:38.960 --> 00:46:44.960
Iris. No problems how to have
problems that? Yeah? Yeah, hood

612
00:46:45.039 --> 00:46:47.840
hippie Sir HC says, a few
push ups and sit ups a few times

613
00:46:47.880 --> 00:46:52.599
a week isn't hard or time consuming, thank you. Pancho Hawkins says,

614
00:46:52.679 --> 00:46:58.159
niggas laughing out at you while you
out of breath is diabolical. That's exactly

615
00:46:58.239 --> 00:47:00.679
what's gonna happen, though, That's
exactly what's gonna happen. Hood hippie,

616
00:47:00.719 --> 00:47:05.000
Sir HC says, as a man, you should always be active enough to

617
00:47:05.039 --> 00:47:08.599
maintain yourself. And here's the bigger
thing that you're not paying attention to,

618
00:47:08.760 --> 00:47:15.360
or you might not be privy to
if you were out of shape. Who's

619
00:47:15.360 --> 00:47:19.039
gonna whoop our kids? Ask when
they get taller than me? Come on,

620
00:47:20.559 --> 00:47:27.440
be a mad till your manly duties. Okay, come on, like

621
00:47:27.559 --> 00:47:35.400
you expect me to whoop us when
are kids taller than us? And especially

622
00:47:35.440 --> 00:47:37.800
when the boys hit puberty. Now
I gotta hulk out. Now I'm going

623
00:47:37.840 --> 00:47:40.920
to jail, okay, because you
ain't even embarrass me in my home.

624
00:47:40.960 --> 00:47:46.000
I paid bills here, I I
paid millsair, thank you. But yeah

625
00:47:46.079 --> 00:47:51.239
no, Like I think health is
wealth, and as a man, I

626
00:47:51.280 --> 00:47:57.840
think that you should maintain your appearances
and not just for vain reasons, but

627
00:47:57.880 --> 00:48:00.079
like I said, for health reasons, like you to be healthy too.

628
00:48:00.559 --> 00:48:04.559
I'm not trying to be looking all
good and fit in shape, and you

629
00:48:04.679 --> 00:48:08.039
walking around here with club arteries,
high cholesterol, high blood pressure. Like,

630
00:48:08.599 --> 00:48:13.679
baby, you got fucking diabetes one
and two? No, when is

631
00:48:13.679 --> 00:48:17.880
the juvenile one? That's crazy?
You got everything? It's one, you

632
00:48:19.519 --> 00:48:30.440
know, it's I don't know.
I'm healthy, not like that. It's

633
00:48:30.440 --> 00:48:35.880
nothing wrong with having diabetes. It's
not. It's nothing wrong. There's nothing

634
00:48:35.880 --> 00:48:39.599
wrong with having diabetes. I just
don't know about it. What I don't

635
00:48:39.639 --> 00:48:45.199
care, I don't care. Michael
the chairman said, what about being in

636
00:48:45.239 --> 00:48:49.280
a wheelchair? Shit? Baby,
long if you were in a wheelchair,

637
00:48:50.079 --> 00:48:53.840
as long as you still can wheel
your answer around the same way you was

638
00:48:53.920 --> 00:48:58.199
before I met you. I don't
mind. I don't mind. But don't

639
00:48:58.199 --> 00:49:00.440
wait till we, like fifty years
old. We just decide you want to

640
00:49:00.440 --> 00:49:05.280
be six hundred pounds in a wheelchair
when you wasn't six hundred punds when I

641
00:49:05.320 --> 00:49:07.880
met you. And even if you
weren't six hundred pounds when I met you,

642
00:49:07.159 --> 00:49:09.760
when we're sixty years old, you
better still be able to wheel your

643
00:49:09.800 --> 00:49:15.360
six hundred pounds around the same of
you was what I met. You maintain,

644
00:49:15.480 --> 00:49:19.079
baby, maintained. I'm fair.
All you gotta do is maintain.

645
00:49:20.000 --> 00:49:28.760
That's it. Hold on hood,
hippie, Sir HC says all shit stormy

646
00:49:28.840 --> 00:49:36.639
about to get canceled. I just
said, way worthship than this. Bruh.

647
00:49:36.800 --> 00:49:42.559
You must not have heard when we
were talking about thet morshis bruh,

648
00:49:43.159 --> 00:49:47.679
bruh, bruh. Eric Preston Comedy
says, Hinston your diet and lifestyle changes.

649
00:49:47.760 --> 00:50:00.239
My chick helped me push me there. Oh, must be nice that

650
00:50:00.239 --> 00:50:01.119
for you though. I'm very happy
for you, and I'm happy that she

651
00:50:01.199 --> 00:50:04.039
was there for you as you went
through that. That's dope and shit.

652
00:50:04.360 --> 00:50:07.960
Shout out to her, Shout out
to her. Clever Corey said, like

653
00:50:07.000 --> 00:50:12.679
you said, health is wealth dating. The Slim Chef said, I had

654
00:50:12.679 --> 00:50:15.000
a chick call me huff puff after
sex and I was like, oh no,

655
00:50:15.079 --> 00:50:19.599
I started training after that. Yo. That that's a good question,

656
00:50:20.000 --> 00:50:25.800
fellas right, when you don't notice
that you're letting yourself go. How do

657
00:50:25.840 --> 00:50:30.159
you feel when a woman checks you? Like, like, you know what

658
00:50:30.199 --> 00:50:31.880
story? I always think of?
What I always think of? When someone

659
00:50:31.920 --> 00:50:37.159
asked Kevin Gates, Uh, why
did he lose so much weight? Or

660
00:50:37.159 --> 00:50:39.519
how did he lose so much weight? And he said he was holding his

661
00:50:39.599 --> 00:50:44.320
friend baby and he ain't no shirt
on, and the baby turned around and

662
00:50:44.440 --> 00:50:45.639
shout us like his titty, and
he said, oh, I gotta lose

663
00:50:45.639 --> 00:50:52.239
some weight. Like how do y'all
feel when women do it? Like if

664
00:50:53.119 --> 00:50:58.039
you are with a woman being intimate, and like you get up and you

665
00:50:58.079 --> 00:51:01.400
are sweating drenched. She is not, actually she is, but it's all

666
00:51:01.440 --> 00:51:07.800
your sweat, right, and she
says some flashing like whoo, this is

667
00:51:07.840 --> 00:51:10.360
you, not me. You're right? What do you do? What do

668
00:51:10.400 --> 00:51:16.880
you do? What happens? What
happens? For guy? Kreflo says,

669
00:51:16.920 --> 00:51:25.159
mine would just give me vodka and
say do better at trying? Half Man

670
00:51:25.199 --> 00:51:30.079
five Amazing says Stormy has the whole
hood or her bag she could well,

671
00:51:30.119 --> 00:51:35.679
thank you. I appreciate that.
Guys, Yeah, I don't know.

672
00:51:35.760 --> 00:51:37.840
Do y'all be like mad when girls
tell you or if a woman tell you?

673
00:51:38.440 --> 00:51:42.519
Eric Preston Comedy says, at first, I felt disrespected, but once

674
00:51:42.559 --> 00:51:46.199
I realized it was constructive and not
an attech, I understood, which Check

675
00:51:46.280 --> 00:51:50.760
says, tell them no makeup,
no weave before putting me on. Notice

676
00:51:50.880 --> 00:51:53.360
what they gotta do with she being
fed? What they gotta do? What

677
00:51:53.360 --> 00:51:58.519
she's losing yourself because at the end
of the day, when it's time to

678
00:51:58.559 --> 00:52:00.960
go outside, she can and put
on her weave make up, X,

679
00:52:01.039 --> 00:52:05.159
Y and Z, and you're still
gonna be fat. We're not listening,

680
00:52:05.400 --> 00:52:08.239
we're not using our ears. Okay, we're not using our ears. I

681
00:52:08.440 --> 00:52:13.440
asked, what do you do when
you don't realize you're letting yourself go and

682
00:52:13.440 --> 00:52:15.960
then your woman checks you for it
because her having don't weave and don't make

683
00:52:16.039 --> 00:52:21.679
up. You knew that when you
chose to make her your girl, so

684
00:52:21.199 --> 00:52:28.760
you on five six four four says
buy some bodspray. Mikey Richard says,

685
00:52:28.840 --> 00:52:31.039
I'm in the gym twenty five eight. After that, I know that's right.

686
00:52:31.400 --> 00:52:35.719
Gordon H two two says she.
I knew it was time when I

687
00:52:35.760 --> 00:52:39.039
saw a drop of sweat hitter eye. Oh my fucking guy, Oh my

688
00:52:39.079 --> 00:52:45.679
god, are you serious. I'm
not gonna lie. I'm not gonna sitd

689
00:52:45.679 --> 00:52:49.760
hear and talk shit. I'm not
gonna sit here talk shit. But it

690
00:52:49.800 --> 00:52:53.039
was just it was like summertime.
It was summertime, and the person was

691
00:52:53.039 --> 00:52:58.840
putting in a lot of work,
and I was like looking up and the

692
00:52:58.880 --> 00:53:01.559
sweat went right in my mind mouth, like dripped right down into my mouth.

693
00:53:05.320 --> 00:53:10.599
I've had worse things in my mouth. So you know, you just

694
00:53:12.119 --> 00:53:15.239
keep on shrugging. You fight the
good fight. Then that's how that goes.

695
00:53:15.079 --> 00:53:20.280
Mikey Richard says, I gotta lift
my stomach before sliding in. It's

696
00:53:20.320 --> 00:53:24.760
time to lose some weight. Yeah, I think that that should be like

697
00:53:24.800 --> 00:53:29.960
the telltale sign, like fellas,
is that the limit for you? Like

698
00:53:30.280 --> 00:53:32.599
when you have to lift your stomach
to slide it in? Is that the

699
00:53:32.599 --> 00:53:36.679
breaking point? She don't need to
tell you at that point, Like is

700
00:53:36.719 --> 00:53:40.559
that when you say, yeah,
let me get my ass up, go

701
00:53:40.719 --> 00:53:44.280
to the gym? What's up?
I feel like we always have these beauty

702
00:53:44.280 --> 00:53:46.199
standards for women, but let's have
a conversation about the men, Like how

703
00:53:46.199 --> 00:53:51.559
does this feel? What is it? What are the rules? What are

704
00:53:51.559 --> 00:53:55.320
the fucking rules? I don't know. Clever Corey says, maybe the ac

705
00:53:55.519 --> 00:53:59.840
was broke. I don't remember the
specifics. I just remember the drip.

706
00:54:00.400 --> 00:54:04.760
Okay, that's all. That's all. Surprisingly it wasn't as salty as I

707
00:54:04.760 --> 00:54:12.400
would think it was very hydrated,
very hydrated. See here in the cold

708
00:54:12.400 --> 00:54:17.760
word back, Thank you girl friend, thank you half men. Five amazing

709
00:54:17.880 --> 00:54:22.679
says the kettle, can't call the
pot black, Embrace the let go and

710
00:54:22.760 --> 00:54:30.880
let go Philly screen says j R. Lifting the mill. Fupa Aaron Bradley

711
00:54:31.000 --> 00:54:37.280
I laughing emojis, Lex got hit
says Nah, I'm gonna just lay on

712
00:54:37.320 --> 00:54:43.199
my big gass back. See here
you walked into a ship show. We

713
00:54:43.199 --> 00:54:49.880
were talking about men and keeping their
appearances while they're in a relationship, and

714
00:54:50.400 --> 00:54:52.679
yeah, the dues and don'ts of
it and how do you know when you

715
00:54:52.719 --> 00:54:57.920
gotta get your life together? So
yeah, that's basically what happened. Okay,

716
00:54:58.000 --> 00:55:02.840
next question. This one was very
interesting to me because I got a

717
00:55:02.880 --> 00:55:07.920
similar question from a similar man,
well not a similar man, I don't

718
00:55:07.920 --> 00:55:10.360
know whatever. I got a similar
question from another man, and I was

719
00:55:10.360 --> 00:55:15.119
like, wow, okay, so
y'all y'all going through this right now?

720
00:55:15.519 --> 00:55:19.920
And oh you know what I just
thought of another reason shot okay boo okay.

721
00:55:20.599 --> 00:55:23.719
So the question says, if a
woman stated that she is not in

722
00:55:23.760 --> 00:55:28.559
love with you but still wants to
be with you, what does that mean,

723
00:55:30.480 --> 00:55:34.519
what does it mean? And I'm
gonna ask you all again. If

724
00:55:34.519 --> 00:55:37.639
a woman stated that she is not
in love with you but still wants to

725
00:55:37.639 --> 00:55:45.960
be with you, what does that
mean to me? That means a dick?

726
00:55:45.079 --> 00:55:55.800
Five? The dick is fi Okay
five, Okay, listen, listen.

727
00:55:57.119 --> 00:56:00.400
She don't know about you, she's
not she's still in a sense,

728
00:56:00.679 --> 00:56:06.320
she don't know about you. But
the dick is fine. Okay five.

729
00:56:07.239 --> 00:56:10.960
That's all it means to me.
That's all it means to me, Big

730
00:56:12.000 --> 00:56:14.960
General, Jamar Grier, sir,
from now, And I'm just gonna say,

731
00:56:15.000 --> 00:56:16.840
Big General, if you comment something
else is really long. A good

732
00:56:16.880 --> 00:56:22.760
man will keep appearances for himself first, and then the compliments is ladies.

733
00:56:22.599 --> 00:56:35.000
The outfit says Arby's you got the
meats, Half man, half Amazing says

734
00:56:35.079 --> 00:56:45.639
that means her couter has another candidate, Her cooter has another candidate. Light

735
00:56:45.679 --> 00:56:53.880
Scott Hit says she looking for the
next My boy. You are mopped it,

736
00:56:54.000 --> 00:56:58.159
says Clever Corey. Fun to ride, but you don't want to be

737
00:56:58.199 --> 00:57:02.719
seen in public with a on One
says yes, it's definitely toxic. Grounds

738
00:57:04.239 --> 00:57:08.519
Philly Screen says, well, Luke
one, Luke O'Neill three says, friends

739
00:57:08.519 --> 00:57:14.039
with benefits been there before. Just
get clear expectations on a relationship and have

740
00:57:14.199 --> 00:57:17.280
fun from there. Mikey Richard says, it means it's time for us to

741
00:57:17.320 --> 00:57:22.079
have a deeper conversation about where this
relationship is going. This is a good

742
00:57:22.119 --> 00:57:23.719
point, right, And the reason
I say this is a good point because

743
00:57:24.559 --> 00:57:30.800
my man said, she's not in
love with you, but she still wants

744
00:57:30.840 --> 00:57:35.840
to be with you, Like,
unless this is a brand new relationship,

745
00:57:36.119 --> 00:57:38.000
I'm talking about one or two months
in, because who knows how long you

746
00:57:38.119 --> 00:57:43.039
dated before, but now you're solidified, it's official. It's official, like

747
00:57:43.039 --> 00:57:45.599
a referee with a whistle. It
has to be like two months in for

748
00:57:45.639 --> 00:57:47.679
her to be like, yeah,
I'm not there yet, which is cool,

749
00:57:47.800 --> 00:57:52.880
that's understandable. I'm not mad at
that I'm not there yet. I'm

750
00:57:52.880 --> 00:57:58.599
looking forward to growing and learning and
really getting to know what life has in

751
00:57:58.679 --> 00:58:02.280
store for us. I'm not in
love. I respect that. But baby,

752
00:58:04.519 --> 00:58:12.159
if we like by angle, it's
been like six months plus in a

753
00:58:12.239 --> 00:58:15.679
relationship, not including the dating,
and she still says she's not in love

754
00:58:15.719 --> 00:58:21.480
with you. Yeah, her couter
may have another candidate. I don't know,

755
00:58:21.920 --> 00:58:22.679
I don't know. I don't know. I mean, I know,

756
00:58:22.679 --> 00:58:28.000
everybody moves at their own place,
everyone moves at their own pace. But

757
00:58:28.159 --> 00:58:30.840
for me, if y'all have been
in a relationship for a long time and

758
00:58:30.920 --> 00:58:36.360
she still doesn't know, and also
I would like to add, y'all haven't

759
00:58:36.360 --> 00:58:38.920
had any problems, like, say, you're like six seven months in,

760
00:58:39.920 --> 00:58:44.719
no infidelities, nobody feels uncomfortable for
communication, blah blah blah blah blah.

761
00:58:44.880 --> 00:58:52.400
If she still says she's not in
love with you, I don't know what

762
00:58:52.400 --> 00:58:59.840
do you think it means? Philip
Screen says he's a safe option? Are

763
00:58:59.840 --> 00:59:02.800
you agree that could also very well
be a thing? And I know you're

764
00:59:02.840 --> 00:59:06.679
probably saying, well, if he's
in a relationship, how can it be

765
00:59:06.679 --> 00:59:09.519
the safe option? Niggas get played
every day. I don't know what you

766
00:59:09.960 --> 00:59:13.239
say. I don't know what you
want to do that. I guess that's

767
00:59:13.280 --> 00:59:20.800
it. Ted Mosby Logic says,
no, she chose him a safe choice.

768
00:59:21.039 --> 00:59:23.159
You know what, y'all. You
know we're also not talking about.

769
00:59:23.679 --> 00:59:28.360
We didn't ask what else was going
on in her life. Like once again,

770
00:59:28.960 --> 00:59:31.440
if y'all have been together for like
six months, no cheating, scandals.

771
00:59:31.440 --> 00:59:37.320
Communication is good and like you know, she hasn't had any major events

772
00:59:37.360 --> 00:59:44.760
happen in her life death, you
know, unexpected loss, evintions, foreclosures.

773
00:59:44.800 --> 00:59:47.280
Like she she just might not be
in a space to be in love,

774
00:59:47.599 --> 00:59:50.760
but to be feared. That also
might mean she's not in a space

775
00:59:50.800 --> 00:59:53.079
to be in relationship. So you
gotta buckle down and have some tough conversations

776
00:59:53.119 --> 00:59:57.920
because something needs to be taking place
here, because there's a disconnect somewhere,

777
00:59:58.000 --> 01:00:01.760
all right. Mikey Richard says,
I think there is still some sort of

778
01:00:01.760 --> 01:00:07.000
problem, whether it be the relationship
or an issue within oneself. I agree,

779
01:00:07.119 --> 01:00:09.639
there's definitely something going on. This
iss Lee says, keep your options

780
01:00:09.719 --> 01:00:15.480
on. Pimp stop, y'all stop. Half been five amazing says, strap

781
01:00:15.559 --> 01:00:21.000
up, my boy and enjoy one
last. Oh my god, no Kriyma

782
01:00:21.079 --> 01:00:24.679
presence for her from that point on, Krima is crazy. Why are y'all

783
01:00:24.880 --> 01:00:31.440
like this? Jesus le Scott.
This says if you're not there in two

784
01:00:31.440 --> 01:00:37.639
months, that man is not for
you. Love is loud. Oh,

785
01:00:37.960 --> 01:00:40.960
love is loud as a bar.
Love is loud. It is a bar.

786
01:00:42.880 --> 01:00:45.760
I like that. I like that. Love us loud. Love us

787
01:00:45.800 --> 01:00:49.280
loud. Of all the things that
have been said today, that one really

788
01:00:49.280 --> 01:00:52.079
stuck with me the most. Love
is loud. Aaron Nash seven three says,

789
01:00:52.320 --> 01:00:58.039
woman clamp you down when they like
you and do and do. I

790
01:00:58.039 --> 01:00:59.800
don't know, but like I said, we also have to say in a

791
01:01:00.079 --> 01:01:01.320
you know, maybe she's going through
something personally or whatever the case may be.

792
01:01:01.400 --> 01:01:06.039
We don't know, we don't know, we don't And then like,

793
01:01:06.559 --> 01:01:09.199
what was y'all doing when she said
that ship? Like what was y'all doing

794
01:01:09.199 --> 01:01:13.639
when she said that? Like,
because that also might have something to do

795
01:01:13.679 --> 01:01:16.679
with it, Like, you know, did you tell her you needed a

796
01:01:16.760 --> 01:01:19.519
kidney? And then said I love
you? And she was like, whoa,

797
01:01:19.559 --> 01:01:22.519
I'm not there yet? What else
is going on? I need?

798
01:01:22.519 --> 01:01:27.920
I need? I need more details
because uh, Mikey Richard says, or

799
01:01:27.920 --> 01:01:30.679
it might be time to return this
rental back to the deal with ship?

800
01:01:30.039 --> 01:01:38.199
Now what stop? Y'all cut it
out? Okay, So let's recap number

801
01:01:38.239 --> 01:01:43.280
one. My son skimmed me in
his school into getting out of school early.

802
01:01:44.679 --> 01:01:47.400
I don't care what the Internet says. Intimacy is top tier, especially

803
01:01:47.480 --> 01:01:52.920
when you're in one of these two
cuddle positions. Bigspoon, little spoon,

804
01:01:53.960 --> 01:01:58.679
or in between the tens cupping the
one on the bottom, one on top,

805
01:01:58.880 --> 01:02:01.199
Lay gently on top, pull me
in close and tell me, oh,

806
01:02:01.280 --> 01:02:06.079
who is so soft? Number two? Okay, let me lay on

807
01:02:06.119 --> 01:02:12.519
your chest and here on the souls
you snatched. Okay. Also, Valentin's

808
01:02:12.559 --> 01:02:15.920
Day is coming up, and ladies, coucie is not a gift. It's

809
01:02:15.960 --> 01:02:22.880
not God damn it now too,
coucies maybe maybe? Okay. We also

810
01:02:22.920 --> 01:02:27.800
gave you guys some gift ideas for
valden Time's Day, just so you don't

811
01:02:27.800 --> 01:02:30.400
got no excuse, Ladies, you
don't got no excuse. Also, I

812
01:02:30.440 --> 01:02:34.920
love intimacy so much that I make
scenarios up in my head and they are

813
01:02:34.960 --> 01:02:39.559
great. This is soap opper worthy, brom com worthy, Black cinema in

814
01:02:39.639 --> 01:02:45.920
the nineties, love story worthy.
Okay, this is good stuff. Also,

815
01:02:46.360 --> 01:02:50.840
I protected my piece so hard that
I have a little tolerance for people

816
01:02:50.840 --> 01:02:52.960
now and I'm working through it.
I'm working through it. That's something me

817
01:02:52.960 --> 01:02:58.519
and the Lady are gonna continue to
work on. The lady being my therapist,

818
01:02:58.599 --> 01:03:07.840
of course. Also, stop comparing
yourself to relationships on social media.

819
01:03:07.000 --> 01:03:10.159
If you're happy, be happy.
Don't let what you seeing on the internet

820
01:03:12.320 --> 01:03:14.880
try to put in your head that
you're not satisfied with what you're getting.

821
01:03:15.320 --> 01:03:19.519
Or make sure that what you're putting
out on the internet respects your relationship.

822
01:03:20.159 --> 01:03:22.920
Make sure that what you're putting out
on the h I know, right,

823
01:03:22.960 --> 01:03:28.599
I think I'm having a stroke.
Also, also make sure what you're putting

824
01:03:28.639 --> 01:03:34.599
out on the internet respects your relationship. And yeah, man, I think

825
01:03:34.639 --> 01:03:37.400
that men should keep up their physical
appearance in a relationship. I might be

826
01:03:37.440 --> 01:03:40.079
a little biased though, because I'm
not a fan of dad bods. So

827
01:03:42.800 --> 01:03:46.360
and when I say dadbodes, I
don't mean like the we just had a

828
01:03:46.400 --> 01:03:49.960
baby, you still got your baby? Wait on you like I got on

829
01:03:50.079 --> 01:03:54.159
me. I mean like you know, I don't know. It's just given

830
01:03:54.280 --> 01:03:58.840
not trying. I'm not a fan
of that because I really need somebody ass

831
01:03:58.880 --> 01:04:02.039
So it's it's not gonna work because
now you're not gonna want to eat Brussels

832
01:04:02.039 --> 01:04:11.320
sprouts for them. Okay you you
we didn't say that one the pie.

833
01:04:11.360 --> 01:04:15.039
Oh I'm sorry, y'all. I
forgot before we started today. Instead of

834
01:04:15.159 --> 01:04:17.239
ordering food, I just brought no. No. I was told it on

835
01:04:17.360 --> 01:04:21.320
a live I didn't tell it yeah, before we started the pie today,

836
01:04:21.360 --> 01:04:25.639
instead of ordering food, I just
brought Shot some food that I cooked before

837
01:04:25.639 --> 01:04:30.920
I came here. And it was
barbacue pepper chicken and Brussels sprouts and jazzmine

838
01:04:30.039 --> 01:04:33.559
rice with flyme and cilantro and they
was jummy. But yeah, the last

839
01:04:33.559 --> 01:04:38.440
thing we discussed today. If a
woman stated that she doesn't love you,

840
01:04:38.480 --> 01:04:41.559
but she still wants to be with
you, Dick is fine. All right,

841
01:04:42.119 --> 01:04:46.119
don't forget Philly. February seventeenth,
I'm gonna be at World Cafe Live

842
01:04:46.199 --> 01:04:48.480
me and a few of my friends. It's gonna be such a good time.

843
01:04:48.800 --> 01:04:55.360
It's gonna be great for friends,
divorced parties, bachelor parties, bachelourette

844
01:04:55.400 --> 01:05:02.239
parties, birthdays, bought Mitzvuzz,
funeral repass everything, everything. It's a

845
01:05:02.320 --> 01:05:04.679
good time. It's a good time. Click the link of my bio and

846
01:05:04.679 --> 01:05:09.079
get your tickets right now, or
go to www dot Stormy p e a

847
01:05:09.360 --> 01:05:14.679
dot com. And if you don't
remember anything else, please remember love is

848
01:05:14.719 --> 01:05:16.760
loud. I love you guys,
and I'll see you next week. Peace U