Whoo, what's that beautiful people? It is your baby Mama, Favorite baby
Mama, Stormy Pe And this is another episode of Chocolate Chip and Zip the
modern day female perspective. Damn Son. Back at it again and listen,
y'all, back at it again. Y'all already know what I'm gonna say.
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So now that that's side of the way, let me tell y'all about
how my son finessed his way out of school today. Finess his way out
of school today. Now, my man's gonna be twelve next month, and
I feel like along with age comes wisdom, and I think this nigga didn't
figure out how to scam. Okay, So yesterday he comes home, his
dad drops them all, and I have like a Chick fil At bag and
a cookiees and cream milkshake. Don't tell my trainer. If any one of
y'all tell Tay, I'll poke you up because this is between us. Okay,
don't tell Tay, so I won't say nothing. So he comes home
and I say, Yo, put this in the tresch can for me.
So he says, Yo, can I have the cherry. I'm like no,
it's been sitting in the milk too. Like it's bad, it's sour.
You can't have it. It'll make you sick. He says, okay,
Right, I say, don't eat the cherry. He says okay.
So today school starts at seven point fifty. School nurse calls me at eight
thirty four? How how how right? School nurse curls me like, hey,
I just want to let you know LEVI threw up three times already.
H if they throw up warning twice within an hour, you gotta come pick
him up. I'm like, okay, can you put him on the phone.
She said, yeah, he was very adamant on talking to you.
So I pick up the phone. Well, he gets on the phone and
I'm like hello, and he like I didn't need the cherry. I'm like,
bro, I didn't even say nothing. You didn't even give me a
chance to say anything. But in my mind, I know this nigga ate
the cherry. I know he he's in that weird space where he just does
weird shit. Just weird shit, you know what I mean. So I'm
like, okay, you know, what do you think is going on?
He said, I don't know. I just I feel a little better.
Now to the south now, cohundo. I think he had cherry this morning.
I don't even think he ate it last night. I think he waited
until this morning and he ate it. Because I'm like, all right,
So I'm talking to the nurse. I'm like, I really got to pick
him up. She's like, yeah, you gotta come and get him.
Okay, bet So here's what pissed me off. I go pick him up,
and he not even pretending to be sick. He's a bold motherfucker.
Like you know, back in the day when you was trying to get sick,
when your mom can't pick you up, you might have left a little
bit of vomit on your shirt or something like, you know what I mean,
Like you want to try to sell it, like when I get home,
you gotta take care of me. You got a love on me,
I got things going on. This never walked up and said, oh lie,
I said, I'm gonna be your asser. I gonna beat your ass,
bro, I promise you. I recorded it because when he came out
the hallway, I literally put my phone right out and sent the video to
his dad Like this nigga ain't even sick. He not even pretending to be
sick, like the audacity. He don't even care about me. Hey,
I'm not even important enough for him to fake that shit. Like I know
I've said it before, y'all, but I just want to reiterate, fuck
these kids. Okay, but only the people take care of these kids can
say fuck these kids. I also want to reiterate that for you guys as
well. So mister La five o four said, that's the age they be
trying you. My son will be twelve in March, and he's the same
way. Well, I feel a little better that I'm not out here by
myself. So thank you, guys, thank you, Thank you to my
strong ass community. Who was you know, sticking with me? G Wegg
said, sound like he was sick. To me, sounds like you're a
liar. Okay, it sounds like you, sir, are a liar.
Thank you. So I want to get to today's topics. Last week,
we talked a lot about growth. This week, I want to dive into
the topic of intimacy. Yeah, yeah, I don't know, right,
Like I felt like seven decided he wanted to add some background music. But
whatever, Clever Corey says, is your son in Aquarius by any chance?
He absolutely is. Yes, he is an Aquarius. His birthday is February
twelve. He's an Aquarius. So I don't know Dualuarius is scam because I
felt like that was Arry scammers of him seven. So, like I said
today, I want to dive into the topic of intimacy. And I know
when we think of intimacy, we always think of like, you know,
uh sex four play you know j x Anthony said seven her intimate and got
active. Now guys that that that brings me to my point, like I
want to talk about the intricacies of intimacy, okay, because I feel like
there are certain things that you know, we all kind of enjoy but we
don't really talk about. And I hope that by the end of the episode
you all confirm that I'm not as weird as I think I am. Okay,
I hope that by the end of this episode you all can reinstill in
me that I'm not as weird as sometimes I think I might be. Like
I just need at some point when you are to be like, okay,
yeah, I do that too. Yeah, I like that too. Yeah
that makes sense to me that that would make me feel a lot better.
Thank you, thank you. G Wegg said, I need somebody to rub
my neck while I drive. I like that. I like that. Your
favorite holiday said seven making my dog bark. That's so funny. What if
they like talking to each other on distance like they think they on the phone.
I don't know. Yeah, no, okay, whatever, all right,
So when we talk about intimacy, it feels like the Internet tries to
make it cool, like, oh, we can just fuck and we don't
have to kiss, and we don't have to act like we like each other.
We can just push start that pussy and get it in right. I
don't like that. I don't like that. I don't like that. Y'all
like that we still don't push dart pussy over here, because hm, it's
given very grapy to me. And I don't want to say the other word
because you know what the other words, but it's given like grape vibes,
you know, like push, push, start the pussy. I don't like
that. I don't like that, and I realized that. You know,
sometimes intimacy don't even have to be getting into the full act. Like a
lot of it for me doesn't include the act at all. Like I don't
care what the Internet says intimacy is top tier. I don't care. I
don't care. I don't care. I don't care what the Internet says.
Intimacy is top tier. Okay, like, especially let me just cuddle?
What what? When we cut alid? Intimacy is top tier, especially when
we cut alid? What? Like? Okay, so now let's talk about
my favorite positions. Okay, top tier number one, best positions to cuddle
In number one, I'm a little spoon and you big spoon, right,
and then you wrap your arm around me. And then you intertweeve intertwine intertweeve,
intertweez intertweet is intertweeting word interweave? Okay, both, and then you
intertwine interweave. What is it? Shot you're supposed to be googling? Oh
my god, what are you good for? Jesus? Intertweeve just crazy?
You just said sorry the Pacha said intertweeve? Is that get your okay?
Fuck y'all? Okay? Anyway, So like I'm big spoon and then no,
I'm a little spoon, and then you big spoon and then you inter
tweeve your army between my breasts, right, and then like you cut the
bottom one, and then the right wind falls ever so gently on top of
your hand. Okay, that's very important, that ever so gently part.
Right. And then like now were real close, were real close, like
like heat on back, meat on crack, real close, right, and
then you like solely pull me in, and then you just say you're so
soft. Oh my fucking god, Oh my god, baby, don't pull
me close and tell me I'm soft. Don't do that. Don't you ain't
even got to stick it in. I don'et came already, Like god damn.
That is the absolute best part. There's nothing better than that. Then
when he pulled you close, Oh you're so soft, baby, am I
am I am I okay, am I. It's nothing better than that,
nothing better than that, nothing better than I don't care what you say,
it's nothing better that. But then like also like when we like body the
body, and then I'm laying on your chest and I can hear all the
souls that you've snatched, okay, and then I throw my leg on top
of you and then you hit that excel exal for me? Baby? What
what like once I throw that leg on top of you like a seat belt?
Okay, let me throw this leg on top of you like a seat
belt. Yes, come on, come on, there's nothing better? Like
what is it? Tell me? Tell me? I would really like to
know and heavy on it, like you know, listening to all the souls
you snatched because the nacturalality, it's really you just snoring. But I like
you so much. Shit, I just make up other reasons for it.
Okay, because we're viving, so I have to create the vibe. But
yeah, man, bro, intimacy is really top tier. And y'all be
trying to skip that shit just to hurry up and stick it in and then
bounce it in. Were not doing that no more, y'all. If you
haven't experienced real intimacy, stop letting people push start your pussy and fucking just
sticking it in and bouncing on you. All right, you need some of
that intimacy. Stop letting them just stick it in nothing leave. But that's
dumb. I don't know, but then you know what everybody into this yet
I ain't gonna speak for everybody. I ain't gon I ain't gonna speak for
everybody. I know. I can't speak for everybody, but for me,
baby, that's top tier. I need it. I need it. I
need it like sometimes I don't even be one the fuck. I just want
to cuddle. I don't even want I don't need to tip, no dick,
no nothing. I just want to cuddle. Like a long story short,
whoever getting cuddles tonight. I hope to steal a fan following you bye
bye, Okay, it should have been me, like diarbolical, I don't
care. I don't care. I don't care. Yeah, so you know,
we were talking about intimacy, and I was talking to you guys about
how you know, sometimes I don't even really want like sex. I just
want to be like intimate. And I feel like your favorite holiday says snow
day date on the way lol. I feel like, now this is like
cuddle weather. This is like the perfect time to get all that all the
cuddles she was taking place right now, everybody snowed in. Wrap it up,
y'all, wrap it up, wrap it up, wrap it up,
playing b birth control, wrap it up, wrap it up, wrap it
up. I'm just saying, like, yalla, I'm trying to help y'all
out, like we're gonn together, Like yo, wrap it up down to
time. Now ain't the time, because this this is around the time when
all those fucking spoons of satan some of you call scorpios are being made.
Okay, wrap it up, wrap it up, wrap it out, disappear
on Facebook and come back, come back, come back, and let you
know. They wasn't hiding the world from you. They was out and you
from the world. None of that. No that we have enough scorpios,
none of that, None of that. But speaking of sex, there is
a particular holiday that is coming up, and I feel like we need to
have a conversation. Ladies, come here, let me tell you something.
Just come here, come in here a little bit closer. Turn the volume
up, turn the volume up. Okay. Valentine's Day is coming up,
and couchie is not a gift. Drops Mike. Okay, And I'm gonna
say it again, Ladies, come here, turn the valume up. Okay.
Valentine's Day is coming up, and couchie is not a gift. All
right, I don't care. Don't hit me with oh it's a lady's holiday,
it's for the women. That's women's holiday. It doesn't matter if he
wants a Valentine's Day gift, it's giving, sassy. No, it's given
brokie. Okay, because why why y'all? Why I'm sick of every year
y'all be posting your new little watches, your new little bags. You're on
a day that your boo didn't pay for. And what broke got the show
for? What Broke got the show for? It? Bomb ass pussy?
What you mean the same bomb ass pussy he didn't got the rest of the
year. You don't understand. So like when we go to work the next
day, be smelling on our face, so it just keeps on giving.
So she gave you the stank pink. No, I mean you know when
you vagina staying on your stay on your face a little longer. No,
I don't want to hear that. I don't want to hear that. I
don't want to hear that. On behalf of men everywhere. I will stand
for you. I will be your Corretta. Okay, men deserve gifts on
Valentine's Day. Two, Okay, I don't want to hear I don't want
to hear the sexist part of the day. I don't bruh a gift and
Valentine's Day Bruh, I ain't just getting because like you going to a restaurant,
you ain't eat. That's why I'm saying, Like, if Valentine's Day
is about love, why don't men deserve a gift? Like? Make it
make sense? But don't worry, you know, I'm all for solutions.
I'm for problem solving, problem solving, problem solving. Nigga, Am I
having a stroke? Oh shit? What did you do first show? Yeah?
I don't know. Ain't that where you put a spoon in your mouth?
That's a seure. That's a seizure, all right? So like but
yeah, like I was saying, man, if Valentine's Day is about love,
why don't men deserve a gift? But like I said, I'm all
about problem solving, accountability, making things happen. What can we do to
move forward? Right? Don't worry about that, ladies. I got some
gift ideas for you. Okay, I got some gift ideas for you.
Now. I don't know if you got your taxes or not, so I'm
just gonna give you a range of gift ideas, and you know, hopefully,
uh, the life will help me and tap in and let me know
if these are actually good ideas or not. Fellas, if you're on here,
please let me know if you agree with any of that these ideas or
you would like any of these ideas. So, like I said, they're
gonna be a range of prices. Okay, So the first one, it's
not too hard, baby, get them some colone, some cologne. Can't
go wrong with cologne. Yeah, and you know what, bitch, don't
go to Ross. Okay, take your ass to Saphora Alta Bloomingdale's. Go
smell some things. Smell some things that you were like, Yo, I
would love my man. Came in house, lady, and exactly because it's
always it's always a tall lady. Yeah, it's it's it's always that.
Yeah, Like, yo, go to the store, sniff a bunch of
fragrances, put the golfy, put the coffee beans in your nose in between
the fragrances. Find something that you like, like, yo, I would
love for my man. So it smell like this. This is a good
start. This is a good start. Next, depending on what your man
does, get them some work. Boots. Y'all know me. I'm team
red Wings. Okay, get him some work, boots, y'all know I'm
teaming red Wings. I'm still trying to come together, Boots. Please.
Okay, you knew what she was doing. I'm just saying. I'm just
saying, like, Yo, you got yourself a little mechanic, little handy
man, a little construction worker, laborer, welder, you know he worked
at the shipyard. Get him some real wings. That's nice. That's a
nice kiss. That's a nice skiff. Now we're gonna move on. Okay,
now to my big money Mama's Okay, another good gift once again.
Now we're jumping. We're jumping a price or two. Okay, get your
man a set of new tires. Hello, Hello, is this thing on?
Is this thing on? Come on, fella's let me know. How
would you feel for Valentine's? They showed up with like four tires with some
bow's on them, Like, how would what would that be like? Is
that a vibe for you? Yeah? Breaks and rollers, tires, oil
change, hold on, hold on, getting this car detailed on top of
that? What? What? Come on? Come on, fella nice,
listen for god Kruflo said, say it again. Mobile outside said, oh
you big money. I said, it's for the big money, mama.
Okay, I said it's for the big money. Mama's Outfite says I'm out
here now my boots taking a winter beating. Cousin Draft said, work boots
for the wind. Yeah, I mean like, let me know, y'all,
y'all, y'all, what tires? Pancha Hawking says valid. Outfite says
she bore tires that she slashed. Y'all get on my nerves. What's up?
Banchie? Uh? The clever Cory says a car detail would be life
bitch, you gotta catch up. We talking about good Valentine's Day gifts,
okay Uh. I talked about some lower price items, but now we're talking
about stuff for the big money mamas. And the first one I said was
a set of tires and maybe some breaks, some rotors. Uh, maybe
a little detail, oil change, you know, something nice, because I
said, men deserve to get Valentine's Da gifts. Okay, ajb one Rims
Rims Okay, I feel like Rams is a little jo I know, I
know, I know, but I think Rims is a little jump Rims wouldn't
be here for me. Rims wouldn't be here for me. But you know,
mmm, I don't. Tommy Hill, Tommy Him figure said we need
them. Good car hearts cold out here. I'm crying, Okay. So
my next gift, we were talking about things to get your man for Valentine's
Day, and you know, for the big money mamas. My next one
would be take us for a basketball game. And no, he don't have
to take you. And now he don't have to take you. Get him
some good tickets to a basketball game. It's still basketball season. We wait,
when is when is the All Star Game? Went into All Star Game
the weekend before? M you might have to give it to him early.
I don't know. Isn't the All Star Game the weekend before? I'm it's
like February tenth. Painted don't worry, as y'all know. I'm masculine,
cause y'all already now all right? In short, what is it? Shot
shots? Actually looking it up this time, I'm on my phone, so
Google on Google's fastest. Oh my god, Jesus, but the All Star
Game isn't in the basketball season, so I guess you still can go it
could be a nice little jess. Yeah. Yeah, the All Star Game
isn't in the basketball season, just towards the ending kindness, so yeah,
you know whatever, take us. Yeah boom, you still got time,
You still got time, So yeah, take so bad of my game and
no, he don't gotta take you. So this next one fellas. I
know y'all might not be on board with, right, but I think that
you know, it's still something that a lot of you need, but you
might not realize you needed. A spy day day. I got one of
them Jones Day. Absolutely, some of y'all walking around with not seeing you
back like Martin Face after that boxing, anap after a massage is like,
I swear to God that and especially in fact I have to pay for if
somebody thought to get Yes, I think that another nice Valentine's gift will be
a spy day And the girl came to the crib too. I ain't even
have to leave, had a whole little setup. A spa day would be
lovely because it really releases a lot of tension that you may or may not
know that you have. Like seriously, some of y'all really all walking around
with notzing your back like Martin face after that boxing mash and I'm sick of
it. Okay, let your girl treat you to a spy day. And
I didn't say the happy ending was included, so don't start with me.
Happy ending, happy ending not included? All right, thank you, thank
you. Dark Man seventeen said, ain't nothing wrong with getting your feet rubbed
on. J X anything said, I can get down with the SPA day.
I am b Grien said, SPA day be hidden. I was knocked
out for like five minutes and massage. I was done. Hill eighteen j
says I found a dope pink wrinch of shirt. Send it line away immediately.
But yeah, man, I think that my last gift, or one
that I might not have mentioned, should come with all these gifts. It's
really important. I feel like with all these gifts, you should also add
a side of piece. Okay, lead that man alone, just just for
today, just for today, if you like, three times throughout the year.
Or you should just leave your man in a Valentine's Day, okay,
his birthday in Christmas. Just let that be included in the gifts somehow,
somewhere, just a little bit of peace provision to be a permission to be
a NIGGA approved access graded. Yeah, you forgot the head. I didn't
say you forgot that part. I think it's you. You can't. You
can't get Nobody likes doing that. Okay, it's a universal thing, so
you should. You should include that and a little bit ahead. You can't
forget that. I'm sorry, all right, I'll stop done. I asked
me first, you did you did? Long story short. Valentine's Day is
supposed to be about love, So should that man you appreciate himself. And
don't say you ain't got no ideas that we have nothing put together. I
just gave you the whole playbox. Do something, do something. Send your
girl this podcast episode and just tell her to listen. Don't tell an now,
it's just listen, all right, Just please so that you can get
what you deserve. And honestly, if you and your girlfriend been beefing since
Christmas, be fucking for real. Okay. You know, when we really
get into the nitty gritty of intimacy, I realized that I think I may
have a problem, Like I think I might love intimacy a little bit too
much. Is that a thing? Is that a thing for y'all. Is
it a thing for anybody? Is it possible to love intimacy, the act
of intimacy, the feeling of intimacy. Is it a love language? Well,
it depends. I think intimacy technically could be all the love languages.
Oh yeah, that's me. Yes, I always a joke down like all
that shit. But I love intimacy so much that I'd be making scenarios in
my head, okay, about stuff that ain't happen and people I don't know,
but I want it to happen, right, So, like y'all be
making up like scenarios in y'all head or that just be me? This is
a safe space? Is it the same space? Is this a safe space?
Is it? Is this a safe space? I love intimacy so much
that I be making up scenarios in my head about things that didn't happen,
about people who don't exist. Like I just I love the vibes. And
if I'm not, like you know, getting it, I gotta create it.
And even if I am getting some time, I just still want to
create it, Like, oh, this is a new thing that I'll photo
us, you know, this is a new thing. So my favorite one,
right, My favorite one is like, I'm downtown and I'm like,
just park my car right, like full scene, picture amazing. Come with
me. We're going on a journey. We're going on a journey. Come
with you. Okay, I'm downtown and I just parked my car and I'm
looking for the machine to pay for parking, right, and coincidentally, so
is he. I don't know who the fuck he is. He doesn't exist.
I just made this person up. I don't know he just does.
This is my favorite one. Just let me get it off. Okay.
So we're both looking for parking and we're so like intense in our search we
don't even notice that we bump right into each other. Oh right, and
the bump is so deep that my face aligns perfectly in between his pectorial muscles.
Okay, let me get it out, please, just let me finish.
Thank you. Okay, so, oh let me touch and instinctively,
he grasps my shoulders and say, oh, oh my god, I'm so
sorry. And then I gently pulled my hair behind my ear and glance up
at him and we like eyes as I say, it's okay ahu, and
now we're in love and we're getting married at a farm on the greatest coast
of all. Okay, yeah, y'all be making up scenarios or it just
be me. But it escalates quickly because we jump from that too immediately.
Now we're married, and we're getting married on a farm in kid Cod.
It's beautiful being you. The scenery is amazing, and all of our close
friends and family are there, and I have a long we'd made trained and
we gently embrace under the sunset. Okay, so yeah, long story show,
y'all be making up scenarios too, or no, it's just me.
Now do guys do that? Do y'all do that? Or when y'all do
it, is it bout a specific woman? Like do y'all have to have
someone to have that for? Like you know how in dreams, if you're
dreaming about somebody that you never met or you don't know, they don't have
a face. So it's like, when I have these scenarios, might be
dreaming or I be creating these intimate interactions. It's not about nobody. It's
just about stuff I want to feel. Now, Yeah, when I do
it, it's always a third person. What you mean, Like I'm watching
it? If I was to I could tell the stories because I'm literally watching,
like setting me seeing the girl's face. I'll see her pass some plants,
like I'll see her body at that point, because that's all I can
get out. Yeah, that makes sense, that makes sense. Hold on
me, let me ask. Joe Materio says, yeah, with you,
I do. Oh, thank you baby? What's up? Snook for you
from Temp says, I make up scenarios all the time. I was just
talking about this yesterday. See, I found my tribe, y'all. I
don't know, I don't care, I don't care for nobody. Gotta say,
y'all, y'all some real last niggas, thank you. I appreciate y'all
for guy Krefflo says, why will we not be fucking after that? Because
that's not how the dream goes. That's not how the scenario goes. Okay,
that jumped straight to the sex and part. It's not about to say
she's about the intimacy. Yo. I'm hollering that. He like, why
wouldn't be we be fucking after that? And me and you were like,
well that escalated pretty quickly. But then I'm also like, and then we're
married, that a well slow your role sex is too quick and then we're
at our wedding. I am crying, I am fucking hollering. Eat a
five five zero, I X just fort a badge. Thank you so much,
baby, I appreciate you, jax Anth and he said I made one
on how I can sweep you off your feet after a live show. Did
you buy your tickets yet? Because first you would have to buy your ticket,
and you know after that, then slow your role, slow your role,
don't get a little more involved. And there's some time you guys here
about to I'm about to make up just because y'all be talking shit. But
y'all ain't get your tickets yet, so make sure you do get your tickets.
And you know where you can get your tickets www stormy pea dot com
or you can click the link in my bio and I'll take you right there.
Boom, okay, especial, your niggas a question already bored? Oh
scoop, my bad, big dog. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm
sorry, my bad. I didn't yo. You know what shot always be
like sending that nigga a shirt, And whenever I tell y'all to send me
your size and your dress or send me your dress period because I want to
send you something, y'all don't send ship and I'm not gonna lie y'all.
When we be having these conversations on the live, I go and like my
request folder in my DMS, and I'll be looking for y'all or like sometimes
while we're talking, I'll just screenshot it so I can see your name and
then i'll type it in to like check my DMS there to make sure you
didn't send it to me, because I'm not gonna over exert myself. Baby,
if you don't want it, you don't want to shit. But yeah,
like I'll be fake, but I promise I will record, but you
open it up boots that I will show my face. Okay, not the
thing, but yeah, office says you be acting the wrong folk. I
pick people at random or sometimes shy picks them. That's not me. But
yeah, all out of side, long story shirt, I'm a romantic.
That's what all that got to. I'm a romantic. And you know,
sometimes when I make scenarios about us bumping into each other and the heat rating
eighty be to you's being so intense that it then leads the marriage, I'm
serious. I am is now on the flip side of that, because I
know what I want and more importantly, I have some idea of how it
should feel. Right. Unfortunately, this means protecting my piece has to be
at an all time high. Mikey Richie's just what a badge. So much
appreciate you, baby. Protecting my piece has to be at an all time
high. Unfortunately, I think I might be a little bit too good at
protecting my piece. Yeah, yeah, I think I think I might be
a little bit too good at protecting my peace because now I don't like nobody.
Take the baby. It's not that I don't like people. I just
have a little tolerance for people, if that makes sense. So yeah,
I fucked up, y'all. I messed up. Messed up over excelling isn't
always a good thing. I am so good at protecting my peace. I
now don't like people. But I realized it's not that I don't like people.
I just have a little tolerance. People get really minuscule even okay minuscule,
Okay, I don't know, people just being on my fucking nerves.
Okay, we were talking about intimacy. But on the flip side of intimacy,
people be getting on my nerves. Excuse me, I just need a
little taste. People be getting on my nerves. Like the level of tolerance
that I have for people is so low. Like anything, I'm going snap
and I'm going I'm done. I'm over it. I'm over. I don't
want to do it, I don't feel like doing it. It's done.
Like if I go out and the energy is off, I'm out. Okay.
If I'm outside and I hear people talking about other people going home,
okay, Like if I'm out, If I'm out with the group, finances
are together, you're trying to figure out who order gratuity, I'm out.
I'm done. I'm done. Like if you still complaining about the same stuff
you were complaining about last year, but you haven't done anything to fix the
situation, cut you off. I'm done. I'm done. Like I know
that having boundaries is one thing, but sometimes I think my boundaries might be
a little bit too thick. But then other times it's like, y'all just
make me sick. So I don't know. But long story short, I
think I protected my piece a little bit too well. There somehow their things
got messed up and in between. Clever Corey said, it's too peoplely outside
anyway. Marlby Lina said, one strike, You're out. We're done,
You're done, You're finished, Okay, soul faed Philly said, come try
us out. I actually do want to come down and try y'all out because
I've been hearing a lot of stuff about y'alls. Oh yeah, I actually
am. I'm aa pop up on y'all. Clever Cory said, because people
be peopling, it's just be too much. It's too much. Yeah,
man, I don't know. I always feel good when like we had these
conversations and then somebody else it's like, yeah, I know people fucking suck.
Oh my god, you too, like, yeah, linked up.
Yeah, we're on the same vibe. We're vibing and reviving. So yeah.
Mikey Richard says boundaries can never be too thick. I feel that Eric
Preston Comedy, What's up, Big Dog? Are you coming? February seventeenth
at Oral Cafe Live so the live tipping of chocolate chip and sip. No,
but really, you still didn't tell me if you were coming or not,
so I need to know. Mikey Richard says, heavy on people suck.
I agree, maybe I agree, so in spirit of talking about how
people suck, I feel like two things can be true. And when I
say two things can be true, I think sometimes we get so caught up
and the people sucking and all these other things, sometimes we be having unrealistic
views and putting out unrealistic or just untrue personas right. So like, yes,
people suck, but that doesn't mean don't appreciate your partner. And I
feel like y'all be killing me with this shit. Okay, y'all, y'all
be killing me with this shit, Like I can't stand when I come on
our wars Internet and I see y'all comparing your partner and your relationship to what
you see on social media, and it doesn't make sense. It doesn't make
sense, like you're comparing yourselves to someone, honestly, to be real with
y'all, someone who don't exist. I don't know if y'all notice or not,
but social med isn't real. I feel like I should have started with
that. I should have started with that, like precursor, social media is
not real and this is coming from a content creators. Most of it is
not real. Most of it is not real. Most of it is fake,
it doesn't exist. It's just blah blah blah blah blah. But y'all
be like ignoring that, Like y'all out here comparing yourselves to social media,
like especially the women, y'all, y'all be doing it the worst, And
I hate that for us, y'all making me look bad. God damn it.
Like ladies, y'all be comparing yourselves to social media. Baby, don't
bite the hand that fingers you. You never, You never, You're never.
That's rule number one. Don't bite the hand that fingers you. Come
on, come on, you mad because this one girl on your timeline got
two dozen roses whole time. You don't even like roses you've just wanted because
she took a pretty picture. What's happening? What's happening? Or you out
here fucking posting all these memes about being single because you think it's funny.
Baby, being single, It's not fun all the time. Okay. You
think it's a game, you think it's a fucking game. It's not okay.
And then, like I feel like, if we're really fair and we're
having fair and honest conversations, right, fellows, y'all be doing that shit
too, and it pissed me off. Pissed me off. Maybe not in
the same manner, but y'all know exactly what I'm talking about. Y'all know
exactly what I'm talking about. If we're talking about posting and doing things and
comparing on social media, that's not real, fellows. Y'all be doing it
too. Y'all be doing it too. Y'all do like some of you,
some of you, fellas. Some of you be on the internet and never
have nothing nice to say about women and a whole relationship, fellas, some
of you are in a whole relationship that never have nothing nice to say about
women on the internet whole time. You're the one who picked out the match
in pajamas this last Christmas. Wait a minute, Wait a minute, babe.
You love it here, Baby, you've love it here. Stop playing,
stop playing. But every time I open up my feed, here you
are talking about as a man and the modern women, and well, but
what shut the fuck up? Stop it you stop it right now, stop
it right now. I'm sick of it. I'm sick of it. I
hate that. I hate that for us, I hate that for you,
because it's not real, it's not real. Like, I don't know who
needs to hear this, but it's cool to be in love. It's okay.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but it's okay to be
in love. It's okay to be happy, content, satisfied with your relationship.
It's okay not to have nothing to complain about on the internet. The
fuck? Like? What? What? What? Hold on? I'm trying
to scroll up. Bruce Thompson, what's good baby? Mikey Riches says,
people suck and I stand by that, but I know everyone isn't the same,
and I try to give everyone the benefit of the doubt. I love
that for you. I love that for you. Eric Preston says, don't
compare to false realities. Agree. Aaron Nash seventy three says, I see
you a bathroom in your fantasy dreams. If you see a bathroom in your
fantasy dreams, don't use it. Thank you for those wise words, Aaron
Nash seven three. Appreciate you so much. Appreciate you so much. Eric
Preston says, if you weren't lif skinned, and check your inbox. I'm
not lif skinned. I don't I'm not even gonna fucking don't. I'll see
it when I'm done, bitch fucking slats. But man, man, long
story shirt. It's really okay to be in love, and it's really okay
to be happy with your partner, and it's okay to be content with your
really and not have nothing to complain about on the internet. Okay, everyone
doesn't have to have a meme account. Okay, everyone doesn't always have to
talk about how the opposite sex is shit. Maybe somebody gotta spread the love.
Okay, somebody has to spread the love at some point. We gotta,
we gotta do something because another's enough. All right, guys, So
now we're going to get into the edible portion of the show. So the
edible portion is when we read questions, comments, stories that you guys said
in and on the day that we record, I usually put a prompt up
tell you guys to ask me a question. If what you have to ask
or tell me is a little long and won't put in the prompt, you
can always email me at inquiries at stormypea dot com. So only only only
a few questions today. We're gonna keep it brief, all right. I'm
not gonna lie a few episodes ago, we went over like a lot and
I've just been like, eugh, not exhausted, but like damn the bitch
of us talking. And then like what we released was like edited, so
actually was longer than that. Like imagine just talking to yourself for two hours.
That's crazy, that's knucking flucks. So yeah, but today's questions go
ask following number one, should men keep up their physical appearances once in a
relationship. I'm gonna ask that again. I'm gonna give you guys on a
life sometime. And tap in question says, should men keep up physical appearances
once in a relationship? This one, this one always gets me. It
gets me because honestly, I've never been team love yourself. No no,
no, no no no. If it's not medically related, babe, you
can eat correctly and work out as you need to to maintain. Okay,
you ain't gotta be a bodybuilder, but you can't be out here exactly Like,
I don't expect you to look like a bodybuilder once we're sixty, but
I do expect you to continue to maintain good health. I don't think that's
hard to ask, especially if there isn't a medical condition excuse me, because
I know as soon as I gained a little bit of weight. Even if
you don't say it, your mama probably gonna call me a fat bitch.
Your sister gonna say, damn, she really let herself go. Your auntie
gonna say, m I told you it wasn't her from the beginning, but
you didn't want to believe me. You didn't want to believe me. Now
I'm fighting everybody, and I then gained a little bit of weight, and
now I'm out of breath. Niggas laughing at me. Now I need my
asthma pump. It's too much going on. Okay, exactly how created a
whole nother fucking scenario Again, I'm just saying, if I am expected to
maintain, the least you can do is show up in me. I'm not
asking you to beat me, but you gotta at least match That's it.
I don't know. I mean, I think to each its own right,
but I know for me personally, yes, I do expect you to keep
up your physical experience appearances. Like now, am I expecting you to wear
a man unit or go get the Tory Lane surgery? Once your headlines start
receeeing, No, that's natural. I love you, baby, I love
you. When we wake up in the morning and your hair doesn't get off
the pillow, I love you, I love you, I love yeap.
However, right when it comes to the rest of your physical appearance, I
think the least you can do is try. The least you can do is
try. Okay, I don't think that's too much eggs fell us. How
do you feel Do you think that once you're in a relationship you can let
yourself go. My whole thing is maybe the barber's already low for y'all from
the beginning, diamn. If you're not good at limbo, just say that
because the barber's already love please Please. Outfit says having a hot bay,
and I'm with the struggle guts, having a seapap negative, agreed, agreed.
I rob at onl One says, No, you gotta be selective and
leave the house bummy and then come home looking like Idris. Gotta keep her
on her tools. Hey, I support that. I support that as long
as I know when we go outside as a unit, you gonna look like
Iris. No problems how to have problems that? Yeah? Yeah, hood
hippie Sir HC says, a few push ups and sit ups a few times
a week isn't hard or time consuming, thank you. Pancho Hawkins says,
niggas laughing out at you while you out of breath is diabolical. That's exactly
what's gonna happen, though, That's exactly what's gonna happen. Hood hippie,
Sir HC says, as a man, you should always be active enough to
maintain yourself. And here's the bigger thing that you're not paying attention to,
or you might not be privy to if you were out of shape. Who's
gonna whoop our kids? Ask when they get taller than me? Come on,
be a mad till your manly duties. Okay, come on, like
you expect me to whoop us when are kids taller than us? And especially
when the boys hit puberty. Now I gotta hulk out. Now I'm going
to jail, okay, because you ain't even embarrass me in my home.
I paid bills here, I I paid millsair, thank you. But yeah
no, Like I think health is wealth, and as a man, I
think that you should maintain your appearances and not just for vain reasons, but
like I said, for health reasons, like you to be healthy too.
I'm not trying to be looking all good and fit in shape, and you
walking around here with club arteries, high cholesterol, high blood pressure. Like,
baby, you got fucking diabetes one and two? No, when is
the juvenile one? That's crazy? You got everything? It's one, you
know, it's I don't know. I'm healthy, not like that. It's
nothing wrong with having diabetes. It's not. It's nothing wrong. There's nothing
wrong with having diabetes. I just don't know about it. What I don't
care, I don't care. Michael the chairman said, what about being in
a wheelchair? Shit? Baby, long if you were in a wheelchair,
as long as you still can wheel your answer around the same way you was
before I met you. I don't mind. I don't mind. But don't
wait till we, like fifty years old. We just decide you want to
be six hundred pounds in a wheelchair when you wasn't six hundred punds when I
met you. And even if you weren't six hundred pounds when I met you,
when we're sixty years old, you better still be able to wheel your
six hundred pounds around the same of you was what I met. You maintain,
baby, maintained. I'm fair. All you gotta do is maintain.
That's it. Hold on hood, hippie, Sir HC says all shit stormy
about to get canceled. I just said, way worthship than this. Bruh.
You must not have heard when we were talking about thet morshis bruh,
bruh, bruh. Eric Preston Comedy says, Hinston your diet and lifestyle changes.
My chick helped me push me there. Oh, must be nice that
for you though. I'm very happy for you, and I'm happy that she
was there for you as you went through that. That's dope and shit.
Shout out to her, Shout out to her. Clever Corey said, like
you said, health is wealth dating. The Slim Chef said, I had
a chick call me huff puff after sex and I was like, oh no,
I started training after that. Yo. That that's a good question,
fellas right, when you don't notice that you're letting yourself go. How do
you feel when a woman checks you? Like, like, you know what
story? I always think of? What I always think of? When someone
asked Kevin Gates, Uh, why did he lose so much weight? Or
how did he lose so much weight? And he said he was holding his
friend baby and he ain't no shirt on, and the baby turned around and
shout us like his titty, and he said, oh, I gotta lose
some weight. Like how do y'all feel when women do it? Like if
you are with a woman being intimate, and like you get up and you
are sweating drenched. She is not, actually she is, but it's all
your sweat, right, and she says some flashing like whoo, this is
you, not me. You're right? What do you do? What do
you do? What happens? What happens? For guy? Kreflo says,
mine would just give me vodka and say do better at trying? Half Man
five Amazing says Stormy has the whole hood or her bag she could well,
thank you. I appreciate that. Guys, Yeah, I don't know.
Do y'all be like mad when girls tell you or if a woman tell you?
Eric Preston Comedy says, at first, I felt disrespected, but once
I realized it was constructive and not an attech, I understood, which Check
says, tell them no makeup, no weave before putting me on. Notice
what they gotta do with she being fed? What they gotta do? What
she's losing yourself because at the end of the day, when it's time to
go outside, she can and put on her weave make up, X,
Y and Z, and you're still gonna be fat. We're not listening,
we're not using our ears. Okay, we're not using our ears. I
asked, what do you do when you don't realize you're letting yourself go and
then your woman checks you for it because her having don't weave and don't make
up. You knew that when you chose to make her your girl, so
you on five six four four says buy some bodspray. Mikey Richard says,
I'm in the gym twenty five eight. After that, I know that's right.
Gordon H two two says she. I knew it was time when I
saw a drop of sweat hitter eye. Oh my fucking guy, Oh my
god, are you serious. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna sitd
hear and talk shit. I'm not gonna sit here talk shit. But it
was just it was like summertime. It was summertime, and the person was
putting in a lot of work, and I was like looking up and the
sweat went right in my mind mouth, like dripped right down into my mouth.
I've had worse things in my mouth. So you know, you just
keep on shrugging. You fight the good fight. Then that's how that goes.
Mikey Richard says, I gotta lift my stomach before sliding in. It's
time to lose some weight. Yeah, I think that that should be like
the telltale sign, like fellas, is that the limit for you? Like
when you have to lift your stomach to slide it in? Is that the
breaking point? She don't need to tell you at that point, Like is
that when you say, yeah, let me get my ass up, go
to the gym? What's up? I feel like we always have these beauty
standards for women, but let's have a conversation about the men, Like how
does this feel? What is it? What are the rules? What are
the fucking rules? I don't know. Clever Corey says, maybe the ac
was broke. I don't remember the specifics. I just remember the drip.
Okay, that's all. That's all. Surprisingly it wasn't as salty as I
would think it was very hydrated, very hydrated. See here in the cold
word back, Thank you girl friend, thank you half men. Five amazing
says the kettle, can't call the pot black, Embrace the let go and
let go Philly screen says j R. Lifting the mill. Fupa Aaron Bradley
I laughing emojis, Lex got hit says Nah, I'm gonna just lay on
my big gass back. See here you walked into a ship show. We
were talking about men and keeping their appearances while they're in a relationship, and
yeah, the dues and don'ts of it and how do you know when you
gotta get your life together? So yeah, that's basically what happened. Okay,
next question. This one was very interesting to me because I got a
similar question from a similar man, well not a similar man, I don't
know whatever. I got a similar question from another man, and I was
like, wow, okay, so y'all y'all going through this right now?
And oh you know what I just thought of another reason shot okay boo okay.
So the question says, if a woman stated that she is not in
love with you but still wants to be with you, what does that mean,
what does it mean? And I'm gonna ask you all again. If
a woman stated that she is not in love with you but still wants to
be with you, what does that mean to me? That means a dick?
Five? The dick is fi Okay five, Okay, listen, listen.
She don't know about you, she's not she's still in a sense,
she don't know about you. But the dick is fine. Okay five.
That's all it means to me. That's all it means to me, Big
General, Jamar Grier, sir, from now, And I'm just gonna say,
Big General, if you comment something else is really long. A good
man will keep appearances for himself first, and then the compliments is ladies.
The outfit says Arby's you got the meats, Half man, half Amazing says
that means her couter has another candidate, Her cooter has another candidate. Light
Scott Hit says she looking for the next My boy. You are mopped it,
says Clever Corey. Fun to ride, but you don't want to be
seen in public with a on One says yes, it's definitely toxic. Grounds
Philly Screen says, well, Luke one, Luke O'Neill three says, friends
with benefits been there before. Just get clear expectations on a relationship and have
fun from there. Mikey Richard says, it means it's time for us to
have a deeper conversation about where this relationship is going. This is a good
point, right, And the reason I say this is a good point because
my man said, she's not in love with you, but she still wants
to be with you, Like, unless this is a brand new relationship,
I'm talking about one or two months in, because who knows how long you
dated before, but now you're solidified, it's official. It's official, like
a referee with a whistle. It has to be like two months in for
her to be like, yeah, I'm not there yet, which is cool,
that's understandable. I'm not mad at that I'm not there yet. I'm
looking forward to growing and learning and really getting to know what life has in
store for us. I'm not in love. I respect that. But baby,
if we like by angle, it's been like six months plus in a
relationship, not including the dating, and she still says she's not in love
with you. Yeah, her couter may have another candidate. I don't know,
I don't know. I don't know. I mean, I know,
everybody moves at their own place, everyone moves at their own pace. But
for me, if y'all have been in a relationship for a long time and
she still doesn't know, and also I would like to add, y'all haven't
had any problems, like, say, you're like six seven months in,
no infidelities, nobody feels uncomfortable for communication, blah blah blah blah blah.
If she still says she's not in love with you, I don't know what
do you think it means? Philip Screen says he's a safe option? Are
you agree that could also very well be a thing? And I know you're
probably saying, well, if he's in a relationship, how can it be
the safe option? Niggas get played every day. I don't know what you
say. I don't know what you want to do that. I guess that's
it. Ted Mosby Logic says, no, she chose him a safe choice.
You know what, y'all. You know we're also not talking about.
We didn't ask what else was going on in her life. Like once again,
if y'all have been together for like six months, no cheating, scandals.
Communication is good and like you know, she hasn't had any major events
happen in her life death, you know, unexpected loss, evintions, foreclosures.
Like she she just might not be in a space to be in love,
but to be feared. That also might mean she's not in a space
to be in relationship. So you gotta buckle down and have some tough conversations
because something needs to be taking place here, because there's a disconnect somewhere,
all right. Mikey Richard says, I think there is still some sort of
problem, whether it be the relationship or an issue within oneself. I agree,
there's definitely something going on. This iss Lee says, keep your options
on. Pimp stop, y'all stop. Half been five amazing says, strap
up, my boy and enjoy one last. Oh my god, no Kriyma
presence for her from that point on, Krima is crazy. Why are y'all
like this? Jesus le Scott. This says if you're not there in two
months, that man is not for you. Love is loud. Oh,
love is loud as a bar. Love is loud. It is a bar.
I like that. I like that. Love us loud. Love us
loud. Of all the things that have been said today, that one really
stuck with me the most. Love is loud. Aaron Nash seven three says,
woman clamp you down when they like you and do and do. I
don't know, but like I said, we also have to say in a
you know, maybe she's going through something personally or whatever the case may be.
We don't know, we don't know, we don't And then like,
what was y'all doing when she said that ship? Like what was y'all doing
when she said that? Like, because that also might have something to do
with it, Like, you know, did you tell her you needed a
kidney? And then said I love you? And she was like, whoa,
I'm not there yet? What else is going on? I need?
I need? I need more details because uh, Mikey Richard says, or
it might be time to return this rental back to the deal with ship?
Now what stop? Y'all cut it out? Okay, So let's recap number
one. My son skimmed me in his school into getting out of school early.
I don't care what the Internet says. Intimacy is top tier, especially
when you're in one of these two cuddle positions. Bigspoon, little spoon,
or in between the tens cupping the one on the bottom, one on top,
Lay gently on top, pull me in close and tell me, oh,
who is so soft? Number two? Okay, let me lay on
your chest and here on the souls you snatched. Okay. Also, Valentin's
Day is coming up, and ladies, coucie is not a gift. It's
not God damn it now too, coucies maybe maybe? Okay. We also
gave you guys some gift ideas for valden Time's Day, just so you don't
got no excuse, Ladies, you don't got no excuse. Also, I
love intimacy so much that I make scenarios up in my head and they are
great. This is soap opper worthy, brom com worthy, Black cinema in
the nineties, love story worthy. Okay, this is good stuff. Also,
I protected my piece so hard that I have a little tolerance for people
now and I'm working through it. I'm working through it. That's something me
and the Lady are gonna continue to work on. The lady being my therapist,
of course. Also, stop comparing yourself to relationships on social media.
If you're happy, be happy. Don't let what you seeing on the internet
try to put in your head that you're not satisfied with what you're getting.
Or make sure that what you're putting out on the internet respects your relationship.
Make sure that what you're putting out on the h I know, right,
I think I'm having a stroke. Also, also make sure what you're putting
out on the internet respects your relationship. And yeah, man, I think
that men should keep up their physical appearance in a relationship. I might be
a little biased though, because I'm not a fan of dad bods. So
and when I say dadbodes, I don't mean like the we just had a
baby, you still got your baby? Wait on you like I got on
me. I mean like you know, I don't know. It's just given
not trying. I'm not a fan of that because I really need somebody ass
So it's it's not gonna work because now you're not gonna want to eat Brussels
sprouts for them. Okay you you we didn't say that one the pie.
Oh I'm sorry, y'all. I forgot before we started today. Instead of
ordering food, I just brought no. No. I was told it on
a live I didn't tell it yeah, before we started the pie today,
instead of ordering food, I just brought Shot some food that I cooked before
I came here. And it was barbacue pepper chicken and Brussels sprouts and jazzmine
rice with flyme and cilantro and they was jummy. But yeah, the last
thing we discussed today. If a woman stated that she doesn't love you,
but she still wants to be with you, Dick is fine. All right,
don't forget Philly. February seventeenth, I'm gonna be at World Cafe Live
me and a few of my friends. It's gonna be such a good time.
It's gonna be great for friends, divorced parties, bachelor parties, bachelourette
parties, birthdays, bought Mitzvuzz, funeral repass everything, everything. It's a
good time. It's a good time. Click the link of my bio and
get your tickets right now, or go to www dot Stormy p e a
dot com. And if you don't remember anything else, please remember love is
loud. I love you guys, and I'll see you next week. Peace U