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There are more than one hundred motion
pictures made in Hollywood every year. Ninety

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percent of them are bombs, but
ten percent are not. In film school,

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these movies are called blockbusters, but
there's a better term for how they're

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made. X Files Join Mac in
the gang as they explore the dark secrets

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behind lights, camera action, and
the unexplainable success of no talent punks like

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Quitt and Tarantino, all coming from
the weirdest place on Earth, Hollywood.

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This is Mac Maloney's Hollywood X Files
and now here's mac O. Good evening,

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everyone, Welcome to Maclony's MILITARX file
show. Whoops, bogdening everyone,

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Macmloney's Hollywood X Files show. Here
on the distance thunder riddion that way,

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first time ever. I haven't introduced
anybody, but let's give ourselves again because

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this is the the virginal show.
As they say, tonight, instead of

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talking about your follows and the paranormal, what are you talking about the weirdest

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place center Earth? And that's hollyoo
what in joining us? Of course?

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Girls? Get ready, sit yourselves
down, get your fee. You missed

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there. You're sweeching your loom.
I was trying to I was going to

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add something Hollywood wise, but I
better not because he's here, very famous

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one, one, won't he Hello
everybody, Hello Max, Hello girls,

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Welcome to the show. I'm glad
to be here as always, as you

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know, I live for this,
especially the X the ex movie files,

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Hollywood X files. Yes it turns
out yes, yes, Well only be

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it began because every once in a
while we'll stray off into talk about movies

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and people will write, and we'll
do and I don't have the movies,

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and people write and say, we
really like you doing that, so why

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not? Right? So here we
go seven weeks in a row. When

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was the last time you had fish
and chips? Again, I've gone another

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week without fishing. I actually had
chips, the chip excellent chips, just

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a chip shop order French fries.
Uh yeah, I haven't had the fish,

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but had the chips well often,
so basically fish. Haven't had fish

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for at least a month and a
half. In fish and chips, you

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have like one of the most healthiest
foods in the world and literally the worst

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food for you in the world.
You're eating the worst pot You're eating perfection.

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Also also with us is a national
correspondent down there in slap Jack,

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West Virginia almost said something that we'd
have to bleep out. Switch place,

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Steven Wood, switchy, how you
doing? I'm doing really good? What

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did you say? It was really
good? Flap flap? Yeah, that's

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a slapjack. Yep, okay,
slapjack. But you're really good and not

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wonderfully wonderful whatever the hell you are. I am beyond wonderful. Try and

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find slapjack on the map. Okay, I'm sure you'll find it right away.

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How you switch? Oh, I've
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that. Okay, all right,
all right, and now look at the

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hair. I mean I want everyone
to look at the freaking hair. Though.

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Okay, that is not last week's
hand. I'm sorry it's not.

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Let me introduce it a bit longer
a week so that benate minute. He's

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got the path going, had the
path going last time. The path is

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getting it's getting closer to the middle
of his head. Normally it's short enough.

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I don't have to worry about a
part he's going. He's going to

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have to part with it as we
As some people say in the South,

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I'm fixing to get a haircut.
Okay, Okay, listen, I just

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want to say this before you introduce
anyone else. The pod is at least

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half an inch closer to the middle
of his head. Okay, what's it

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going to look like a bullet grazed
him. That's how perfect the pod is.

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Okay, And I think it's just
the squirrel is on the wrong way.

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Can you adjust that a little bit
to the anyway. Also with us

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is our security chief, Willie club
Mac. It's great to be here,

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and I'm all excited because of the
tropic tonight. But yes, I was

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going to be good and I and
not say anything derogatory about switches here.

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But you guys are making a big
deal out of this path. But you

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gotta understand is his path was on
the other side last week, like the

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sun across. That's fakes you having
a let's path. And it's a good

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thing. I can't reach into the
zoom and back hand. Anyways, you

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might have had a zoom on reverse
video that way. It looks to me,

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it looks like I'm looking at a
mirror. Well at you can see

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yourself now there's a couple of weeks
where well anyways, yes, you know

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whatever you do with your head.
You know, that's your personal concern.

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But I wanted to just say tonight, you know, I'm really looking forward

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to this, you know, being
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Yes, working hard to get to
this and a little bit I've expanded,

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if you don't mind our ear you
called it the Hollywood, Yes, but

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my two discussions two movies tonight,
a movie that we made in England,

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that's all encompassing everything. I wanted
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we had a lot of UK listeners. Yes, we used to on also,

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so I wanted to give them some
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excited to be here, good as
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stop hold on, let me to
do Well? You had that loaded up,

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didn't it? In the studio with
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Though? Al oh Man, Hello
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great, Steve, that was wonderful. We haven't repulled and we had a

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little bit of a recon mission at
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we pulled on it in a second. But here's the best part of the

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introductions up there in sideways in the
eye is a favorite good Witch is one

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of this raven How are you?
Hi? Are my friends? I'm great,

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Thank you so much for having me. Hello, Hello, what's shaken?

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Man? Wow? I actually started
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and I'm really bad at it.
But I have just been cross stitching

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dirty words into to try to get
patterns down, you know, idea.

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I thought when you started that saying
what's going on with her? But when

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she said dirty words? Yeah,
yeah, right, let me paint the

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picture for everyone out there. She's
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the kind of right, got the
hand yeah, I guess got you one?

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One hat on? Is there a
beanie at the top of that thing?

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A ball? Wow? It's it's
like one of those big car hearts.

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Okay. And she's drinking a post
out of chocolate milk. Sure,

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Oh okay, trinking the chocolate milk
tonight, okay, good, all right,

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so we're all here that I introduce
you well, okay, right,

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So tonight is the first edition ever
maybe the last, of Mcaloney's Hollywood X

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Files. Okay, Hollywood is a
weird place. There's a lot of weird

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stories and they have a lot of
shitty new movies. Right, So tonight

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we're just going to be talking about
movies because we're all big fans of movies

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and we all kind of know our
stuff. So that's what we're doing tonight.

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But to kick things off, to
pull the pin out of the here,

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we have a top ten Top ten. Okay, Raven has it.

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And let me see if I remember
in the bump of that Pete I did.

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He basically says, one of the
biggest mysteries is how come you know

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Quentin Tarantino? Is you know anybody
that he's a punk? Right? So

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tonight the top ten reasons Quentin Tarantino
is a punk? Okay, one one

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should be laughing, but he's not. He looks pissed. Now listen,

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I know you're a big fan.
Is why what you can't take it?

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There, Lily Pad, he can't
take it? Let's see, Okay,

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don't I don't mean to offend you
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I hit a nerve there this yeah, okay, I believe. So it's

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top ten reasons why Quentin Tarantino is
a punk. It's not the music.

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Please rave it please? Number ten? All right? Number ten? His

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quote unquote street name is Q tip, and a recent gallupol indicated that when

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ninety percent of Americans think of Q
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bloody earwax or something that has to
be applied anally. Yes, that's

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number ten. Really number nine,
please right, comet it hot number nine.

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Every time he speaks, he sounds
like he has in his mouth.

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Well he does not. What does
that sound like? Exactly? Listen to

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him? And he interviewed Number eight
please raven Number eight. His parents named

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him after Quentin Crisp, the notoriously
flamboyant British funny man who once said,

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I always thought Princess Diana was such
trash. She got what she deserved.

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WHOA how an't you possible to be
a fan of that guy? Nice?

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Number seven? Please? Top ten
reasons why Quenton tan and t Quentin tint

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what's his name? Quentin Tarantino,
Tarantinos? Thank you? One woman is

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a punk? Next number seven.
He spent an entire week in smoking hash

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in a French mansion with Brad Pitt. Two days later, Angelia Jolie filed

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for divorce. You do the math, get the true stor you know that

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one? That's how they wrote the
script to Gloria's Bastards where they spelled bastards

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wrong. Come on, he's a
next perk. I'm pretty sure that was

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done on purpose. Raven. You
don't. You don't know that nice?

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I don't, okay. Number six
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ask me if I went to film
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went to films. End quote.
What more proof do you need? The

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school went to say that? Right? And it is one of his famous

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quotes. That's so pretentious. Next, please Rave, number five work about

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it. Yeah, yeah, that's
also pretentious. Thanks, Raven. Please.

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He once admitted to spitting on Uma
Thurman for a scene in a movie,

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but later claimed it was respectful.
Did you ever hear that story?

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This? This, this stuff is
based on true stuff. I think I

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have kill Bill. You need to
hear you spit on her toes to polish

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him. No, No, that's
number four. Hang on. He he

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got Onma Thurman too. I never
saw kill Bill, but I guess there's

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a content where he has this history
of violence against women in his movies.

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That's just his mocks, okay.
And he has her a chained around the

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neck with a chain in some kind
of scene, right, and no one

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wanted to spit and Bill kill Bill, I think kill Bill. One.

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No one wanted to spit in her
face. So he went up and spit

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in her face. You know,
it completely is not in the script or

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anything, but it's another way to
kind of you know the grade the woman

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charac. You know, he's like
one of these guys you know, and

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and and okay, next please right
number four. He once told actress Rose

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McGowan in front of witnesses that he
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Okay, listen, we all have
a little ego, you know what I

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mean, We all have a little
badges, right, but this guy is

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insane. One one you have to
who wants to insane. He has a

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foot fetter. So we got to
watch five minutes of the woman playing Sharon

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Pate walk down the freaking you know, a minute would be fine. High

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White, I'm in love with Margaret
Ruby. Well, there's literally a scene

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and from Dusk Till Dawn where Samahayak
pours tequila down her leg and he casts

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himself as the guy that drinks it
off of her toes. See that's weird,

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dude, I mean, I mean
there's literally Fell defends me kill Bill

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is one of them? Next please? Number three? Yes? Number three?

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He bet Kansas City, I bet
the Chiefs. He's a win him

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in the whole world doing can next
please? Man? Number two? Number

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two? He's going to do what
the He's going to do what the Klingons,

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the Romillions, Romulans, and the
borg weren't able to do. Destroy

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Star Trek. He's going to direct
the next track movie. Is that right?

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That's going to be as a so
called final movie. He's timing five

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years too. That's scary? Is
that true? Switching? You would know

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that, right? Is it true? You know? I heard a room

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right. I don't know if it's
true. I can't he signed. Yeah.

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I think a lot of people.
I think he's guy. Yeah,

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I heard that. I heard that. He'll ruin it, absolutely absolutely ruin

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it. He will take it from
me. He will. And it's going

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to be all alien feet and seven
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Harrison for playing Bob Felt American Raffiti
and raise somebody exactly. Okay, here

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we go, Tom Ten reasons why
Clinton Tarantina was a punk? Like we

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need ten reasons but we're the last
one, right right, Yeah, so

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this is the last one, and
I don't like this one all right.

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The number one reason Quentin Tarantino was
a punk He likes cats. If we

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give everything else, okay, well, before we get off this, can

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I just add something yes, glorious? Yes. According to Tarantino, the

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reason he spelled it that way is
because that's the way it's pronounced. Really.

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Yeah, Okay, so I'm from
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spelling ship anyway I want? Pocking? Is p a h K? I

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kind of guy. Yeah, you
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he's one of these guys who knows
I had one quin. I went in

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there about it, got on and
on. I couldn't remember the name of

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the what's the puppet movie? Switchy
America? You bet? What is it?

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America? Yeah? Yeah, one
of the funniest movies ever made,

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ever made? Yes, right,
and there was gonna be like, you

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know, his career static, just
like the puppet in the in the Broadery,

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producer in the alley and the limo
remember that pot. Okay, anyway,

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we should do a whole show on
that movie. That's one of the

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funniest. It's puppets. It's all
puppets. Have you ever seen it now?

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Yes? I have, yes,
a long time ago, and I

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remember a lot of it goes way
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in theaters. Uh when I was
in high school. Yeah, yeah,

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yeah, it goes back. But
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should sue those guys. It's a
self pop guysgeed like times Judge Coloney should

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take those guys to the bank because
he just is just the worst and ripped

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Hollywood unbelievable. It's so funny.
Every scene is funny, and then they

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have this unbelievably wrong sex scene.
It's kind of like they could use that

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for an instruction video. I think
I can't I can't even say what they're

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doing to each other, but the
Poppets. I think what Matt is trying

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to say is, if you've never
seen Team America pop an edible or you

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know, get drunk about it and
then just put it on, I get

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silly because it's so funny. I
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so funny. Those guys are especially
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with some of those Marionette shows.
Yeah yeah, oh yeah. First one

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Supercar, oh yeah, yeah,
I can white Mike Mercury, you know,

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yep, and then most of the
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be too old to watch. But
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now and you marvel at the models
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to one one everyone. So the
Thunderbirds were made by I think is ATV

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made a lot of those puppet adventure
stuff, right, the British company,

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and they recorded a certain cod in
stry Do. I think it's in Brighton,

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which is Neil, London. I'm
assuming pout of London. Uh.

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The Thunderbirds would get through with their
all their all their audio stuff, and

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the Who went in there and would
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albums were recorded in the same place
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and they were always crossing. They
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watched all those shows. It was
great. I was like twenty at the

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time, But I don't remember the
Thunderbirds at all, don't think. Yeah,

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yeah, they had these big later
Yeah, but what was it?

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Who was it? But he had
what was a supercar? Wasn't even the

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first supercar was the first one,
and he could fly also go underneath the

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water. He had a great,
great song in the beginning. And then

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there were other ones that came sting
ray was one underwater stuff yea, what

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else? Captain wasn't Captain Scarlet or
something? Yeah? They lost I never

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really saw that one. Hm hmm, yeah it was interesting. Yeah pop

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oh Fireball XL five Oh yeah,
oh ship, Yeah I used to they

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were on that was on Saturday mornings. Yeah yeah, that was a real

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sci fi great song. Yeah yeah, real sci fi, real out there

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kind of space opera. That was
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time. I mean they had a
robot and they had a blonde babe.

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You know, they had a blonde
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She could have been a Team America. Yeah yes, if she had

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sunk that low, maybe you know, her career is not going in and

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her name was Venus Yeah yeah,
huh wow, bringing back memories that probably

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don't want so anyway, Steve Steve
Zodiac was the guy Fireball XL five.

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Okay, you know it's awesome.
That's a sweet name. So here's my

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confession. See, and this is
a different kind of show. So half

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the Fireball, what was it x
five Fireball XCEL five Okay, it was

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the Sherry Lewis show. Lamb TP
yeah once says Lamb Chop. Okay,

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I was in love with her.
I was in love with Sherry Lewis when

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I was in the freaking crib.
I'm not kidding you, okay. And

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she had Lamb Chop on top of
it, and its three even more adorable.

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You know. I who kids about
land Tramp. He used to just

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watch her and there's just something about
her wash, you know, just something

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about her. So years later I'd
make this confession one night, told my

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brother and his wife just ha ha, And I think that next Christmas they

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got a Lamb Chop doll. But
I guess they put I don't know something.

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They gave it to their dog.
They have like a little yeah,

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the times ripped in a pot in
front of me. My nieces every criz

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devastated. My niece bought one of
those Lamb Chop dolls for her husky and

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the drug you should destroy He never
heard he used to carry lamb chop around,

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wouldn't you never? He never destroyed
it. Interesting, he was really

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enamored with lamb troup. Say some
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Yes, that was your first orgasm. All I can say I used

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to use the no no, no, no no Sherry spear, hang on,

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hang on, wait wait. We
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All I had was mackett, a
little macket, your hand out of your

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diapers. That's the that's my mother's
voice ringing in my ear. He had

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the lamp drop puppet. But I'm
gonna say, Mac, you're absolved.

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Not a bad idea, not a
bad idea. Club. But it wasn't

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lamb chop. Everyone says a slam
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I thought she was like a beautiful
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for a long time. She always
she had different kinds of shows. She's

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like four foot ten or something.
She's very small, of every kind of

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petape. But man, I don't
know that was my first Yeah, did

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it for me any anyway? And
then came Ellie May right, she changed

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everything. You ain't get a whole
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Anyway, why don't we do this, Why don't we climb down,

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take a cold shower, and the
commercial break and we'll be write back.

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This is the first edition of Mac
Maloney's Hollywood Exiles. The whole gang is

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here. Please stay tune. Hey
mc maloney fans, this is Pistol p

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and I'm sitting here with the one
and only Mac Maloney. Hi, Mac,

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I paid Now. Mac, You've
got a new book out called How

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to Dump a Body at Sea and
Not Get Caught that you wrote with our

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pal, famous crime novelist Mark Zapula. How did this whole thing come about?

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Well, Mack and I have this
mutual friend that we would go out

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having beers with every once in a
while, and he has the same twenty

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stories that he would tell us kind
of over and over again, and at

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some point I said, you know, we should write these down, and

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we did and it turned into a
book. It's such a crazy title.

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How'd you come up with it?
Well, kind of the same thing.

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We're in talking to this friend of
oz one night and he just said,

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you don't how to get rid of
a body. Sea and I get taught,

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and of course we didn't know,
and so he told us. And

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the secret is in the book.
But I can say that it involves a

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lot of chainling fence and some crabs. Al Mack, you gave me an

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advanced copy of the book, and
like I said before, it's one of

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the funniest things I've ever read.
It reminded me of the Sopranos, if

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the Sopranos had a laugh track.
Thanks pet. But it also gives you

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instructions on how to do some pretty
shady stuff, stuff not exactly legal.

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Well. Yeah, the book is
about the true life adventures of a druvenile

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de Linklin, grown up in Boston
in the late nineteen eighties, so you

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get a lot of the inside stuff, like the best way to steal a

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car, the best way to burn
a car, how to make fake IDs,

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things like that. But in one
chapter you actually tell people how to

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turn an old, broken down Toyota
into a brand new Rolls Royce in five

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easy steps. And it actually works. Yeah. I know it sounds great.

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I didn't believe until I saw the
proof, but yes, it actually

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works. Now, one last question, there's a lot of laughs in the

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book, but also a lot of
pretty crazy stuff legal and illegal. Is

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it really all true? It's really
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publisher, they've asked us not the
same thing beyond that for legal reason.

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But yes, it is all true. Well, thanks Mac. That's how

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to dump a body at sea and
not get caught, the Al Ferrari story

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by Mac and crime writer Mark Zippula. Get it today on Amazon. Well,

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welcome back, and we went to
Macimoney's Hollywood X Files here on the

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distance under radio network. This is
Macmoney. This is our round launching show,

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a Borrigin show of talking about films
and the weirdest place in the world,

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which is Hollywood with us girls.
Get ready hopefully you're already sitting down

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and you know, kind of cooled
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Yeah, hey girls, Hey Mack. I'm glad to be here, glad

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to be anywhere, and m hm, what kind of show is this going

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to be tonight? Let's see pins
and needles. What we should do is

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ut turned the off stage talk into
some kind of a macafter doc baby and

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then we'll yeah, anyway, listen, then you go better with Coke?

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Right who said that first? Anyway? Wasn't it Coca Coke? Call yourself

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anyway? We got to move on
Coke? Is it also with us?

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Is a stupid slogan a national correspondent
down there in West Virginia. Mm hmm,

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he's got Virginia Graham glasses on tonight. You know what I'm talking about?

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The glasses, about the size of
the TVs. Switch play Steve,

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what's switchy see? I don't like
this? Yeah, Amazon specials. He's

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he's he's as a kid said,
he's dicking with us because he's got a

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different here style and he's wearing these
uh we hado glasses. He can't possibly

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be doing it on purpose. Switch
any I got those? This is on

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perfect Oh we can't tell o this
is special? You know one one actually

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has some Virginia Graham specials. Well
they frame your face. One one thank

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you? Uh so, switchy house
even better, that's the English way switch

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house things? Would you? They
are still beyond wonderful? Do you give

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breakfast today that we can look forward
to me asking you later on in the

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show. Do you think what did
I have? Oh? Yeah, yeah

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a little different. It's a breakfast, but okay. Food. Also with

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us is UFO mechanic Ronaldo ol Hey
Mac, hello everyone. I got an

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email today, got an email today
that said, oh I didn't okay,

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said that if you ever need a
replacement for the UFO mechanic, he was

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applying for the job, this guy
and he went to spotan jet engine school,

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which is kind of like a private
No, you know, I've seen

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it advertise whatever. Yeah, and
the only thing he told me was that

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one time he left on the jet
engine starter but the jet engine wasn't on,

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and he said that the turbine blades
got so hot they glowed. Yeah.

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Yeah, yeah, And he wants
to replace you out Okay, I

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said, hey, listen, send
your resume. Yeah, we'll put on

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file. Yeah. Well, also
is with this his high security chief with

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the club. How you doing w
C excellent? I'm doing excellent, Thanks

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Mac. What's the best seller of
your shoulder there? What's the best seller

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there? I got a lot of
them over there. Wow, I feed

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him and look what happens? Okay, Sorry, thank you, raving Mac.

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Has anyone come forward and wanted to
take Willie's job? Not yet.

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If I'm getting thrown into the bus, you're coming wild. Okay, that's

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okay. Well, anyways, ID
want to say, you know, one

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of the things about tonight, I
was thinking about it. Remember Ed Sullivan,

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you bet wote him. We've got
a really big shoe through the big

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shoe. Yeah, sixty years ago
the Beatles first, the Beatles first appear

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on net Sullivan sixty years ago my
birthday and uh yeah, beetle day now

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they call it. That changed everything
for me. That's sixty four. Yeah,

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that's the that's the musical X Files. But yeah, and so anyway,

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also with us seeing the best of
last, let me paint the picture

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once again. Celebrity glasses got the
one one hand on with the with the

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ball on the top, pom pom
pom and yeah, and then the heir,

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the Elvira hair I could remember the
name fab Witch up there in sideways

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and you're like, Raven, how
are you hi, my friends, I'm

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doing great. I'm really excited.
I've been looking forward to this all day.

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I think we all had a six
pack up in that that space in

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your hat. Wow, Yeah,
there's there's some beers up here. That's

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where I keep the extras. I
must say, i'd keep nips up there,

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but it might be misconscured. Listen. So what we're going to do

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tonight is because as you know,
I went to film school one one right,

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yes, and it seems like I
don't like any movies. But that's

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not true. So I said,
just everyone, come up with one or

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two movies that you knew, you
know, I will hate, and we

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can discuss them. Okay, we
can discuss I will say this. I

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want to have an opening preamblo.
Okay. I don't think every movie is

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terrible. There's a lot of really
good movies out there. But the fact

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is is that there's so many movies
that, you know, ninety seven of

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them really kind of not good,
you know, and Hollywood does go they

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do make so so movies. You
know, they don't intentionally make bad movies,

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but they intentionally make so so movies. You know, they give Adam

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samer or a million bucks. He
gets his friends together, makes a movie

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for ten million, it makes thirty
million. I mean, everyone makes didn't

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make twenty million dollars. I mean, it's the economics of it, and

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it's not hilarious. It sucks,
but people will just go and see them

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because it's those guys so I came
up with three movies real quick that I

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think really good movies. And you've
heard me say this before, really good

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movies. Okay, yeah, I
mean close to perfect movies to put the

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bad and the ugly. He is
my favorite movie of all time. That

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movie has every element that you want
in a movie. First of all,

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it has an ending. Okay,
has an ending that's worth the wait for.

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Okay. The whole movie is about
these three guys who want to find

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gold, and they're looking for this
very gold in the middle of the Civil

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War. Basically what happens, and
they keep running into the Civil Waucky screwing

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them up, you know, from
finding the gold. It's just a great

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movie. Anyo Morricone does the soundtrack. It's the perfect marriage of a movie

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and a soundtrack is nineteen sixty seven
Switchy maybe sixty eight, it's that famous

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kits. Yeah, and Nio Morricone
does the music. And they were they

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were like they grew up in Rome, like a block away from Michelm.

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I can't say enough about this movie. I'm not a big Clint Eastwood fan,

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but once again, any good movie
is that you know you have Any

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movie has a beginning. But then
you every scene, everything, every every

406
00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:37,960
piece of dialogue should build and build
and build an ending that's worth waiting for.

407
00:28:37,359 --> 00:28:40,960
Okay, And and the ending of
that movie is great, you know,

408
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:44,519
the three way gun fight in the
cemetery and the gold is right there,

409
00:28:44,599 --> 00:28:48,000
school everything that movie. Yeah,
it's really good. They called that

410
00:28:48,119 --> 00:28:51,960
genre spaghetti western, called it western. It was the first one, Yeah,

411
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:55,160
very well, yeah it was.
It was the first of spaghetti westerns.

412
00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:59,240
And it was directed by an Italian
and it was shot in Spain in

413
00:28:59,319 --> 00:29:03,200
this American so it's kind of like
an Italian vision of what American westerns are.

414
00:29:03,359 --> 00:29:08,519
You know. It's second really good
movie. And I know Club is

415
00:29:08,519 --> 00:29:12,680
gonna you know moan when he has
this big that movie Big where Tom Hanks

416
00:29:14,319 --> 00:29:17,400
big from a kid to an adult
back. I hate to say it,

417
00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:21,599
but that's the perfect movie, you
know, his career. It it and

418
00:29:22,519 --> 00:29:25,799
you know it starts, you know, and then and the kids are fooling

419
00:29:25,799 --> 00:29:27,920
around and then he you know,
they get something from a fortune teller.

420
00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:32,119
He becomes a guy. He becomes
but he's still a kid, and he

421
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:34,079
does everything. He drinks and he's
eating caviar. He's like filling up his

422
00:29:34,759 --> 00:29:38,039
the chick and he has all those
things that when you're twelve years old you

423
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:42,759
know, and he does them and
but then you know that he's gonna you

424
00:29:42,839 --> 00:29:45,400
know, you want him to come
back and be a kid. And that's

425
00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:48,559
what happens. And it's a it's
a kind of, as they say,

426
00:29:48,559 --> 00:29:49,839
a small movie, but that's a
really good movie. And the third movie

427
00:29:49,839 --> 00:29:52,160
I can think of off the top
of my head and real quick is Zulu.

428
00:29:52,359 --> 00:30:00,200
Jersee is Zulu Zulu with the African
Yeah, yeah it there's like one

429
00:30:00,279 --> 00:30:07,279
hundred and twenty British soldiers fight off
like fifty thousand Zulu warriors, okay,

430
00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:11,359
and it's how they do it.
And it's just a really good movie.

431
00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:15,160
Once again, you know you're you're
terrified during the whole thing because you say,

432
00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:19,119
how can they possibly win this?
And there's so many like instances in

433
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:22,519
a where it looks like they're gonna
fail, that the Ford is gonna fall,

434
00:30:22,599 --> 00:30:25,519
but it doesn't. It's just a
really good movie. You know,

435
00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:32,720
Zulum really good. I mean,
the tribe all they had were against,

436
00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:37,599
right, gunpowder, everything else.
That's why you know, you'd figure that

437
00:30:37,359 --> 00:30:41,799
the good guys were gonna win,
but they kept attacking them, so they

438
00:30:41,799 --> 00:30:44,480
were going to run out of ammunition, and then they up the ammunition shed

439
00:30:44,519 --> 00:30:47,839
and I mean, it's one of
these things where stuff just keeps going wrong

440
00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:49,680
and they fix it stuff and then
you know, in the end they went

441
00:30:49,759 --> 00:30:52,200
not not that the British should have
been there in the first place, but

442
00:30:52,319 --> 00:30:56,240
it's a really good movie. In
Michael Kaine's one of Michael Kaine's first movies.

443
00:30:56,680 --> 00:31:00,000
And he spent his whole career kind
of play guys who are kind of

444
00:31:00,119 --> 00:31:03,599
like, uh, your civil servants, you know what I mean. Definitely

445
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:06,920
in the you know, not up
high a class in the British class system,

446
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:08,680
but in that movie he played against
Tipe and he actually was kind of

447
00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:12,000
like one of these uppercress guys.
And just just a really good movie.

448
00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:15,759
Just a really good movie. Anyway. Anyway, I'm gonna start with Raven.

449
00:31:15,279 --> 00:31:18,039
She sent me an emal early says, I think I nailed this.

450
00:31:18,119 --> 00:31:21,799
So the Young Day is up with
a couple of movies that you know that

451
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:23,559
I will not dislike. You think
I will dislike. Maybe I'll surprise you.

452
00:31:23,799 --> 00:31:26,319
Okay, all right, so Raven, let's start with you. Let's

453
00:31:26,319 --> 00:31:32,319
clap for her, Let's make it
real show busy. Okay, please,

454
00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:37,000
Raven, it's to you. Okay. So first I want to just give

455
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:40,079
a shout out to my friend Jim. I've been talking to him on Instagram

456
00:31:40,119 --> 00:31:41,480
for a while. He's a big
fan of the show. He really enjoyed

457
00:31:41,559 --> 00:31:45,400
last week's episode. So, Hi, Jim, I know that you're listening.

458
00:31:45,759 --> 00:31:48,240
This one's for you, buddy.
Where is it? Where is it?

459
00:31:48,519 --> 00:31:49,400
Where's he listening? Frog? By
the way, do you know I'm

460
00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:53,039
pretty sure he's a Texas. We
can get him out of there if he

461
00:31:53,119 --> 00:31:56,480
wants. Go ahead, and next
only Raven does he want my job?

462
00:31:57,079 --> 00:32:02,440
I'll ask him? All right?
So I start out with The Uncanny and

463
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:07,559
this is from nineteen seventy seven.
Okay have you seen this movie? Yes?

464
00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:10,519
You have? No? I haven't
you know what? Okay, well,

465
00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:15,319
okay, it's a great movie.
This is starring Peter Crushing, sorry

466
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:20,440
Cushing, Une Millan, Joan Greenwood. That's a huge cast, just just

467
00:32:20,519 --> 00:32:24,240
to name a few. Yep.
And the basic synopsis of this, I

468
00:32:24,319 --> 00:32:30,440
mean, it's it's shocking comparisons to
Max real life. You have this gentleman

469
00:32:30,759 --> 00:32:36,160
Wilburg Gray, who is an author
and he goes to visit his publisher,

470
00:32:36,599 --> 00:32:39,400
this guy named Frank Richards, And
all throughout, like this beginning part,

471
00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:44,039
he's walking wherever I think they're in
Canada in the beginning, and he keeps

472
00:32:44,039 --> 00:32:47,680
seeing cats everywhere, and they're just
like the shadows. They're like walking on

473
00:32:47,799 --> 00:32:54,279
like little stone fences around him,
and he's like visibly shook by these cats.

474
00:32:54,839 --> 00:33:00,799
So as the movie progresses, you
find out that this guy Wilbur has

475
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:07,200
been writing these I would consider them
conspiracy theory books. Basically, I'm not

476
00:33:07,279 --> 00:33:12,680
even kidding, laying out how people
have been murdered by cats. Yes,

477
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:20,279
hang on, go ahead, So
this is right from IMDb. This is

478
00:33:20,319 --> 00:33:22,000
just the storyline. So we have
WILB. Gray. He goes to visits

479
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:27,880
publisher. This book Gray has written
is about cats, cats watching everyone and

480
00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:30,920
controlling everything. He mentions that the
stories in the book are all true and

481
00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:35,720
gives three examples. And that's really
cool. The three examples, they're all

482
00:33:35,799 --> 00:33:38,000
like these flashbacks, and I mean, this movie is really interesting, like

483
00:33:38,079 --> 00:33:43,599
it'll fly by. The first involves
the murder of a cat loving old woman

484
00:33:43,799 --> 00:33:49,200
who gives her entire fortune in her
will to her cats. Not everyone is

485
00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:52,200
happy about the will, but they
would have to get past the cats to

486
00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:57,839
get the will. The second story
is a tale of black magic between two

487
00:33:57,920 --> 00:34:01,599
girls, and the third story is
a tale of murderous revenge by a cat.

488
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:06,759
I'm gonna see that. He is
excellent. I'm sorry, you guys

489
00:34:06,839 --> 00:34:08,079
need to watch it. I watched
it for free on two V. All

490
00:34:08,159 --> 00:34:10,480
right, I have a watch it, and I'm watching the trailer now.

491
00:34:10,559 --> 00:34:15,360
Looks pretty good. It's very good. And I was like, NAC will

492
00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:20,159
love this, obviously, obviously,
Okay, okay, let's go to Do

493
00:34:20,199 --> 00:34:22,280
you have another movie we'll come to
later. I do. We can come

494
00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:24,320
back to me. Let's go to
Club. I would hate it because it

495
00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:30,320
involves cats. Yes, there's literally
like probably two hundred cats. I'm not

496
00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:32,239
even kidding a little bit. A
lot of cat extras are hired for this

497
00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:36,320
movie. Yeah, they're all so
cute too, and they're so well to

498
00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:39,360
hate. It's also about members of
the union. Also also right if who

499
00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:45,360
wants to kill his publisher? So
that's real life club. Yes, Sarah,

500
00:34:45,599 --> 00:34:47,000
do you have a movie that you
think I'll hate? I do.

501
00:34:47,159 --> 00:34:51,480
I have one that you'll hate and
one that you like. Do you want

502
00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:52,280
me to just do the one you'll
hate? Right now, Yeah, right

503
00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:55,599
now. Sure the theme is consistent
I think when it comes to you and

504
00:34:55,679 --> 00:35:02,880
mine is also cats again, okay, I see now, both of my

505
00:35:04,119 --> 00:35:10,639
movies are what we call the classic
drive in movies. Since we have a

506
00:35:10,679 --> 00:35:15,599
lot of people at age differences and
people from out of the US, I

507
00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:19,639
just wanted to let our listeners know
that when we use the term drive in

508
00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:24,639
movies. Back in the fifties and
a thing came up where you could go

509
00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:29,480
and watch movies instead of in the
movie house. You could actually drive your

510
00:35:29,519 --> 00:35:35,880
car into a field where there was
a big screen probably twenty by forty feet

511
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:39,400
in size that they projected the current
movies that you would also see in the

512
00:35:40,159 --> 00:35:45,159
in the theater, and they were
called the drive in theaters. They had

513
00:35:45,519 --> 00:35:49,679
concession stands like you have in a
movie in the house. They had toilets,

514
00:35:49,719 --> 00:35:52,559
and they also have a little playground
you watch, you watch the movie

515
00:35:52,599 --> 00:35:54,920
waited in front of the screen movies, you watch the movie from till dark

516
00:35:55,760 --> 00:36:00,760
passion. So anyways, just so
people are familiar with what we say when

517
00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:04,679
we say driving movies, right,
and they have these speaker posts where you

518
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:07,960
put the speaker speak. That's how
you diffet to put the speaker back when

519
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:12,159
you drove off right. You know, it was great And in my time

520
00:36:12,239 --> 00:36:14,840
frame there, you know a lot
of us were at the age where we

521
00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:19,159
were dating and we forgot these movies
were were great for dates because it was

522
00:36:19,239 --> 00:36:22,000
cheaping there for a bucket, peace
right, you know, And so it

523
00:36:22,119 --> 00:36:25,360
was a big date thing. Now
for me. The movie I'm going to

524
00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:30,800
talk about now is there what we
call a horror uh comedy okay, And

525
00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:34,280
it goes back, you know to
that time. Now. I never really

526
00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:37,119
liked horror movies then, but I
had an outtereou motive. Yes, I

527
00:36:37,199 --> 00:36:40,199
figured I take a date in there. She did so horror for this movie.

528
00:36:40,719 --> 00:36:44,280
She'd wanted distraction. Wow, So
then you could go in the back

529
00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:46,280
seat. That must have written in
the sky somewhere the reason I get in.

530
00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:50,400
We used to do that movies right
in the driving you know. They

531
00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:52,679
were you know, they were quite
the thing. So anyways, the movie

532
00:36:52,719 --> 00:36:57,760
i'll talk about right now, Uh, this movie goes back to nineteen seventy

533
00:36:57,800 --> 00:37:01,880
one and it was filmed in by
a company in England. Both of my

534
00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:07,119
movies are from England, and in
this one, it was really a what

535
00:37:07,239 --> 00:37:10,440
we call a Boom a favorite even
today. Now, I don't know if

536
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:14,840
you guys are really into the real
horror stuff. Sure, you know,

537
00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:17,000
you gotta be tough, so you
might not know this movie. This was

538
00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:24,320
an exceptional horror movie. It was
called The Cops Grinders. It was just

539
00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:29,760
I can't believe this. I saw
that, I knew, I knew you.

540
00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:32,480
You like me? You like I
saw it with the Undertaker in his

541
00:37:32,599 --> 00:37:40,880
pals and the Obama. Well now
don't win yourself. But anyways, La,

542
00:37:43,079 --> 00:37:51,000
this is all about exotic brand of
cat food. It was it goes

543
00:37:51,039 --> 00:37:53,599
back to this company. It was
called the Lotus Cat Food Company, and

544
00:37:53,679 --> 00:37:59,039
they were having financial trouble and it
was primarily due to the high cost of

545
00:37:59,159 --> 00:38:02,800
the product, which is tuna fish
you know for cats. So the owners

546
00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:09,519
decide they got to find a cheaper
way of meat for the cats so they

547
00:38:09,519 --> 00:38:14,840
can make money. So what happened
is they one of their partners and all

548
00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:17,840
happened by accident. Was amazing.
They had a in their shop there.

549
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:22,599
They had a long belt. It's
like you see with TSA when you go

550
00:38:22,599 --> 00:38:24,920
to the air point the belt moves
belt. This belt is they put their

551
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:29,760
product on it and it goes right
into a grinder. Okay, in this

552
00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:31,199
case, you know, one of
their partners, he was taking a nap

553
00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:37,599
and someone unfortunately hit the button and
he rolled right in with the grinder the

554
00:38:37,639 --> 00:38:42,480
grinding pieces. So they were really
concerned, you know, if something could

555
00:38:42,519 --> 00:38:45,480
happen to them, if they found
that. So what they did is they

556
00:38:45,559 --> 00:38:49,400
ground up it all and they put
it into cat food pans. Loved it.

557
00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:54,440
Yeah, and they went out and
they couldn't believe how popular it was.

558
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:59,880
Okay, it was. You know, it was a really different kind

559
00:38:59,920 --> 00:39:07,840
of taste for cats, and it's
like eating grandma. Yeahout that. Anyways,

560
00:39:07,199 --> 00:39:10,480
you know, it accomplished that you
wanted to do was come up with

561
00:39:10,559 --> 00:39:15,760
a cheaper product. So and so, anyways, they started feeding it.

562
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:19,440
They tried it out in the cats, and they loved it. We found

563
00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:22,599
that they love human flesh, the
tuna and you know, versus the tuna

564
00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:28,480
mix. So what they did to
maintain a constant, low cost supply of

565
00:39:28,559 --> 00:39:32,960
the human flesh, they hired a
sleazy gray rubber and he would get them

566
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:38,880
an endless supply of of flesh.
So and they even developed the sales slogan

567
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:45,559
that says for cats who like people
and any other way. Yeah, the

568
00:39:45,679 --> 00:39:52,280
victims, it just happened to be. They were solidly built females, open

569
00:39:52,719 --> 00:39:57,920
down to their undies before they were
fed into the Hamburger mission. Did they

570
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:04,719
make them rub the lotion? This
was like braun underwear and all underwear,

571
00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:07,079
and so he would bring them in
from the graves and they didn't want all

572
00:40:07,119 --> 00:40:10,920
the clothes on them to clog up
the mechanism, so they just left their

573
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:20,920
underwear on. No, because it
grinds it up pretty good, you know.

574
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:27,000
But the thing is it had a
They had the heroes like any movie.

575
00:40:27,159 --> 00:40:31,840
Really it was a It was a
veterinarian shown Kenny in his shapely nurse

576
00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:37,519
Monica Kelly. And they became suspicious
of the company as they were seeing a

577
00:40:37,639 --> 00:40:43,199
number of these harmless domestic cats who
turned viciously on their owners. You know,

578
00:40:43,239 --> 00:40:46,159
they were judge to kill the owners. Then they eat them rights itself.

579
00:40:46,239 --> 00:40:50,719
It's great. I don't want to, but I just will say that

580
00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:57,119
is a suspenseful ending, uh,
because the cat food company's owners got wind

581
00:40:57,199 --> 00:41:01,800
of the veterinarian doctor's suspicions, and
so we'll leave it at that. You

582
00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:07,719
do want to see this, highly
recommend it that's has a sequel in two

583
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:13,239
thousand and two. They had Corpse
Grinders too too. In this Ted Mickus

584
00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:16,400
Nichols, who was the writer this
and directed. He had two other big

585
00:41:16,519 --> 00:41:22,039
hits. One of them was very
good. It was called Blood Orgy of

586
00:41:22,119 --> 00:41:25,639
the she Devils. It's still a
big hit, okay. My favorite was

587
00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:31,280
My favorite was Strike Me Deadly.
Anyways, I just thought i'd should and

588
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:35,559
I know, Mack you'd hate it
because of the Kiddy Cats being the stars.

589
00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:38,920
Well we'll see Jerry still and Raven
on the on the can the ingredients

590
00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:45,639
said panties. Okay, well disclosure, that's okay good. Actually, before

591
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:50,360
he mentioned the course grinders, I
was thinking that will be my second film.

592
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:54,719
I'll give it to Mac. By
the way, they developed candy panties

593
00:41:54,760 --> 00:42:00,760
after that, after they had,
like I say, they the Underticker and

594
00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:02,280
his pals and the Embalmer and when
you pulled in to give you one of

595
00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:06,239
these slips or a disclaimer that if
you you know, they're going to have

596
00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:08,480
somebody standing by and somebody had a
heart attack and all that nonsense. So

597
00:42:09,119 --> 00:42:15,400
yeah, if you're a corp fan
of if you're a fan of collecting one

598
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:20,239
sheets from movies. The Corpse Grinders
has a fantastic one sheet If you want

599
00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:25,039
to look at IMDb dot com and
we'll go see the movie one one.

600
00:42:25,119 --> 00:42:29,800
What's your movie? Please? Movie, I'm going to just start off with

601
00:42:30,039 --> 00:42:34,480
a banger. That is a movie. I think you if it was it

602
00:42:34,679 --> 00:42:39,119
was a live person, you'd run
it over with your car's pulp fiction that

603
00:42:39,239 --> 00:42:44,559
a piece of ship. Come on, I love you, no to me,

604
00:42:44,719 --> 00:42:50,360
pulp fiction, multifaceted extravaganza in the
way that it's structured with, like

605
00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:55,360
you know, five parallel movies because
you're twined with each other. Go ahead,

606
00:42:55,719 --> 00:43:01,159
and a fantastic if you like music, a fantastic soundtrack that if you're

607
00:43:01,199 --> 00:43:06,719
the person, uh, you're very
busy for the person getting the approvals to

608
00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:08,559
use all the music. Would you
call it the clearance person? Yes,

609
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:15,559
the clearance chick in this case,
great soundtrack, great great theme, great

610
00:43:15,719 --> 00:43:20,119
actors and actresses in it. Okay, I still use the term actress.

611
00:43:20,159 --> 00:43:23,840
I don't know. It's just from
start to finish. It just starts off

612
00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:30,320
with a bang too literally, m
all right. One of Quentin Tarantino's best

613
00:43:30,639 --> 00:43:36,760
I think it was his uh second
movie yep, follow up to Reservoir Dogs,

614
00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:42,400
right, also amazing, Also a
fantastic movie. Also a great soundtrack

615
00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:44,199
on that one too. That's another
one. I'm back to back. I

616
00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:45,920
tell you, if you're a Quentin
Tarantino fan like I am, yes,

617
00:43:46,079 --> 00:43:51,440
you get your popcorn and you go
back to back. So Reservoir Dogs and

618
00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:55,480
five minutes, five minutes rebout this
go ahead, Raven. I was just

619
00:43:55,559 --> 00:43:59,840
gonna say so one one saying basically, if like Reservoir Dogs and pulp fiction,

620
00:44:00,199 --> 00:44:02,239
like two old ladies that were helping
each other across the street and you

621
00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:06,679
were you were driving down you know, I don't know, main Street in

622
00:44:07,119 --> 00:44:10,800
Boston, you would floor it.
I hit them. Thank you one one,

623
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:15,400
and thank you Raven painting that picture
for us. Let me just can

624
00:44:15,440 --> 00:44:19,840
we just say one thing? Okay, what several things, but the top

625
00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:22,199
thing, Okay, if you make
a movie, all right, let me

626
00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:29,400
put it this way. Suggi Leoni
and Enio Morriconi never covered anybody they made

627
00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:32,199
up the music for all right,
it's easy. And and what's his name

628
00:44:32,280 --> 00:44:37,760
does this all the time. The
little freak there who did good Fellas does

629
00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:40,000
this all the time. You know
he takes what what he thinks is hip

630
00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:44,559
hip music, and and uh,
you know, puts it in there and

631
00:44:45,119 --> 00:44:47,119
in my mind so you can afford
to, you know, buy the Clarence,

632
00:44:47,199 --> 00:44:52,599
you know, which is a lot
all right, but it's just it's

633
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:55,119
it's like pandering to the audience or
something. You should create a theme.

634
00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:59,079
There's a lot of great movies out
there where they created the theme that goes

635
00:44:59,159 --> 00:45:02,119
with the movie. The theme music, the Brave Het. You listen to

636
00:45:02,159 --> 00:45:06,199
it and you see the movie,
it's it's fantastic. It's fantastic. It's

637
00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:07,440
right so that I don't like that
part of it, okay, And it's

638
00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:12,719
also like so hip that it's kind
of sick in a way. And by

639
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:15,320
putting me so hip in the way, it's in the way it's done.

640
00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:19,320
The cinematography, the dialogue, it's
it's nothing great. And let me tell

641
00:45:19,320 --> 00:45:22,519
you this thing about the five little
Movies put together. All that means is

642
00:45:22,639 --> 00:45:24,880
he went in and pitched five movies, and they said, cut them down

643
00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:28,559
and put them together, and maybe
we'll put this movie out. And they

644
00:45:28,599 --> 00:45:30,800
did. And but but the whole
thing that happened was that they got John

645
00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:36,079
Travolta to starmin and it was his
comeback thing. You know, he you

646
00:45:36,159 --> 00:45:37,800
know, and they could have fallen
right in his face, but you know

647
00:45:37,880 --> 00:45:40,679
he came back. You know,
that brought him back, and Samuel Jackson

648
00:45:40,679 --> 00:45:43,880
and so on. But I don't
like it. I don't like the way

649
00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:45,519
it's filmed. I don't like the
way it's put together. And I think

650
00:45:45,559 --> 00:45:52,239
it's very overrated. Sorry, Bonnie, Okay, I mean I'm just saying,

651
00:45:52,119 --> 00:45:59,519
listen, Bruce Willis, isn't it
She looks so okay? So he

652
00:45:59,559 --> 00:46:04,199
looks kangaroo. Even I was drooling
over Bruce Willis. Uh huh. There's

653
00:46:04,239 --> 00:46:07,320
so many breakout scenes and that that
my daughter Allison and I were moving to

654
00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:10,639
California in nineteen ninety five. Yes, when that movie came out, we

655
00:46:10,840 --> 00:46:15,559
just seemed like the grand screening at
the Portsmouth Music Hall and everybody's standing,

656
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:21,480
standing ovation for the movie for what
from Allison? Allison wanted to go to

657
00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:24,320
film school after see in that movie, you learned how to how to do

658
00:46:25,360 --> 00:46:30,119
pulpish camera work. One one you
got to stop Max head is about to

659
00:46:30,360 --> 00:46:32,519
explode. Yeah, and I'm the
only one here, you know, Yes,

660
00:46:34,239 --> 00:46:37,519
and work with actors with attitudes.
They may believe they had beat off

661
00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:39,199
those are the kind of people.
Those a kind of people you want to

662
00:46:39,239 --> 00:46:44,239
hang around with. Actors with attitudes. So Jesus anyway, Allan, now,

663
00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:46,239
though, you must have a movie
of two, do you before?

664
00:46:46,360 --> 00:46:49,679
Yes? But before I do that, I want one thing I did want

665
00:46:49,719 --> 00:46:53,199
to throw out there at everyone.
This is the fiftieth anniversary of Blazing Saddles.

666
00:46:53,559 --> 00:46:58,039
Okay, yeah, yeah, one
of the one of the greatest comedies

667
00:46:58,039 --> 00:47:00,559
ever made. Yeah well yeah,
kind of kind of ate like that was

668
00:47:00,599 --> 00:47:04,079
done right, It's okay, but
you could never make it again. It

669
00:47:04,199 --> 00:47:07,079
was like movie you did it,
you picked the movie you would ate.

670
00:47:07,679 --> 00:47:09,639
No, no, no, mel
Boots is a funny guy. He is

671
00:47:09,719 --> 00:47:14,159
funny and that I remember seeing that
movie as a kid in the drive in

672
00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:17,760
and it was outrageous. But then
again, I wasn't any panical condition to

673
00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:21,159
really grasp. I didn't know what
was going on for quite a while.

674
00:47:21,199 --> 00:47:24,480
But okay, but as far as
this, I figured, if I was

675
00:47:24,519 --> 00:47:29,960
going to find something Mac hated,
it would have to have Tom Cruise in

676
00:47:30,039 --> 00:47:37,199
it, and it would have to
have maybe something like standard Stanley Kubeck.

677
00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:39,880
Oh, so you know where this
is going. I'm gonna go to eyes

678
00:47:39,920 --> 00:47:45,000
wide shut come on what now.
I w'l gonna be honest with you.

679
00:47:45,119 --> 00:47:49,119
I have never seen the movie,
but I've read I've read a bunch about

680
00:47:49,159 --> 00:47:52,280
it here for the for preparation for
this, I'll save you from it,

681
00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:54,440
Okay, And I know he'd hate
it. Let me just I got I

682
00:47:54,480 --> 00:47:58,880
got like five reasons. Okay,
ready, one And I know you love

683
00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:01,000
this movie. Okay, So I
don't love it. I liked it for

684
00:48:01,360 --> 00:48:06,360
purely for purient interests only. Okay, well this isn't really is not much

685
00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:07,800
in there. But anyway, so
I came out I don't know when,

686
00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:12,760
the nineties, nineteen ninety nine.
Okay, you know Stanley Kubrick's last movie.

687
00:48:12,840 --> 00:48:16,480
Stanley Kuber's kind of great director.
He did Doctor Strangelow two thousand and

688
00:48:16,519 --> 00:48:24,960
one, What's the famous Sing the
Shining, which was terrible, and the

689
00:48:25,079 --> 00:48:31,199
one that did what's the one in
Vietnam, which is also a terrible movie.

690
00:48:31,519 --> 00:48:37,079
You know, Full member Jacket,
Full metal Jacket. Yeah. So

691
00:48:37,239 --> 00:48:39,159
anyway, so but he was great
at one time. So they filmed this

692
00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:43,559
movie and then he died and he
came upbout a year later. I came

693
00:48:43,599 --> 00:48:45,599
out about a year later. And
it's now five things wrong with that ready.

694
00:48:46,079 --> 00:48:51,239
So Tom Cruise and Cole Edman were
married at the time, married in

695
00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:54,559
quotes. Okay, so and they're
in it. Yeah, and they play

696
00:48:55,199 --> 00:49:00,440
a married couple and they're very well
to do people who live on New York's

697
00:49:00,519 --> 00:49:06,000
Upper West Side. That's you have
to remember that. So, and he's

698
00:49:06,039 --> 00:49:07,960
a doctor and number two, I'll
go to number two real quick. Forty

699
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:12,320
two times in the movie he goes, I'm a doctor because no one can

700
00:49:12,559 --> 00:49:15,960
you know, can comprehend that Tom
Cruise is a doctor. Okay, so

701
00:49:16,079 --> 00:49:20,760
he has to keep saying it.
So anyway, so there's a scene in

702
00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:24,559
there where they get high. Okay, Tom Cruise and Nicole can gets high,

703
00:49:24,559 --> 00:49:31,079
and I think she's topless, right
as a sure she goes if I

704
00:49:31,159 --> 00:49:35,000
may, she goes full full in
that movie. Well yeah, yeah,

705
00:49:35,079 --> 00:49:40,480
yeah, yeah, yeah right,
we should be a TV show. So

706
00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:44,880
so, but everything that goes wrong, I would say to someone, if

707
00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:46,079
you want to get high with your
wife, watched this movie first, and

708
00:49:46,159 --> 00:49:51,079
you'll never do it because she brings
out everything that he's he's a gyecologist.

709
00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:55,519
That's okay. Even better though,
Tom Cruise, that's really gross, you

710
00:49:55,599 --> 00:49:59,480
know, I mean with the tooth
and everything. Okay, So that's one

711
00:49:59,519 --> 00:50:02,639
reason. If I walked into his
office and you know, my gany college

712
00:50:02,679 --> 00:50:05,760
just smiled and I saw he had
a tooth in the middle of his face,

713
00:50:05,760 --> 00:50:08,519
I'd be like, no, thank
you, Yeah, you're putting me

714
00:50:08,599 --> 00:50:12,559
on there. Look. So anyway, the second thing is you wouldn't be

715
00:50:12,559 --> 00:50:21,119
looking at your face. The second
things she wouldn't get that. Fuck uh

716
00:50:21,360 --> 00:50:23,679
second thing. Okay, so they
go this, so take him out of

717
00:50:23,679 --> 00:50:27,559
I want to know. He winds
up at this party, okay, and

718
00:50:27,639 --> 00:50:30,320
it's a pot of I don't know
what they are, swingers or something.

719
00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:32,519
I don't know, you can't even
tell. But a lot of people walking

720
00:50:32,559 --> 00:50:36,239
around there obviously instead some mansion and
rose. He dressed up, but they

721
00:50:36,239 --> 00:50:38,440
all have these weird masks on.
Okay, now he's there on the cover.

722
00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:42,280
He takes a cab there and have
the cab wait for me. Comes

723
00:50:42,280 --> 00:50:45,440
out like ten hours later. But
so he goes in. He just grabs

724
00:50:45,480 --> 00:50:49,440
a mask and it's like a long
carrot nose or something, and people gathering

725
00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:51,920
around and then you know, people
have sex. It's not even good,

726
00:50:51,960 --> 00:50:54,960
it's just like stupid and and but
they know he's there, and so out

727
00:50:54,960 --> 00:50:58,519
of this crowd. These two goons
come and pick him up and bring him,

728
00:50:58,639 --> 00:51:00,199
you know, upstairs. The question
is how do they know is him?

729
00:51:00,559 --> 00:51:05,239
Everyone has a mask on. Come
on, he was wearing lips in

730
00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:08,960
his shoes and the room. Okay, all right. Number three, all

731
00:51:09,039 --> 00:51:13,239
right, so there's some flaws in
the movie. He was a social media

732
00:51:13,280 --> 00:51:15,440
picture of some of his nether regions
and they saw it. Hey, listen,

733
00:51:15,519 --> 00:51:19,079
this is in the movie. This
is great Stanley Kruper. Luckily he

734
00:51:19,199 --> 00:51:22,039
died before this thing came out,
all right, Number number three, number

735
00:51:22,079 --> 00:51:25,239
three, Okay. A lot of
it has to do with Tom Cruise being

736
00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:30,079
in Greenwich village, right the East
village, I guess, and he can't

737
00:51:30,119 --> 00:51:34,599
get home. Okay, Cabs won't
stop for him, there's no buses,

738
00:51:34,719 --> 00:51:37,519
and he's having all these little avenges. He meets a hook of his aides.

739
00:51:37,719 --> 00:51:39,719
It is like this crazy thing.
Now. A side thing is Stanley

740
00:51:39,760 --> 00:51:44,360
Kuber didn't like to fly. So
what he did was he made that a

741
00:51:44,519 --> 00:51:49,199
virtual East Greenwich in Nottingham Studios.
Okay, you know what I mean.

742
00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:52,519
So when you see that, it's
all kind of you know, virtual reality

743
00:51:52,559 --> 00:51:57,039
that he didn't want to It looks
like grendifields anyway, So he's stuck there.

744
00:51:57,079 --> 00:52:00,679
He can't get home in this and
I'm sitting there saying the whole time

745
00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:04,320
is walk just walk home. You
know it's going to take you twenty five

746
00:52:04,400 --> 00:52:07,559
minutes. You can't just walk home, you know? What do you need

747
00:52:07,639 --> 00:52:08,800
to have? We have the mask
on? Is that why they wouldn't Maybe

748
00:52:08,880 --> 00:52:12,039
that was it? Yeah, I
don't know. It was like really nutty,

749
00:52:12,079 --> 00:52:15,079
okay, and I think at four
and five, but this is a

750
00:52:15,199 --> 00:52:21,000
terrible movie. Mac. You No
one would have saved that film if at

751
00:52:21,039 --> 00:52:24,800
some point Tom Crew said open the
pod bay doors. Hell, yeah,

752
00:52:25,039 --> 00:52:28,840
you don't have saved it if some
puppets came out, hang on and started

753
00:52:28,880 --> 00:52:31,440
doing the thunderbreak thing. Let me
get this in the water, hang on,

754
00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:37,480
that's a crickets. Wow, all
right, and now this is for

755
00:52:37,480 --> 00:52:39,280
you. My wife wouldn't let me
watch it, I think, wouldn't let

756
00:52:39,280 --> 00:52:42,679
me watch it. Go. Well, finally, finally we watch it together,

757
00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:45,440
and there's no reason it's a terrible
movie. I'm sorry. We would

758
00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:49,400
both called kidman fancy. We want
it to be good because but you don't.

759
00:52:49,760 --> 00:52:52,119
But but she's not, she's not
she's not likable. In the movie

760
00:52:52,320 --> 00:52:55,639
Okay, she just isn't I mean, it's everything I've met on this is

761
00:52:55,679 --> 00:53:01,000
she something naked? Oh yeah,
she's topless, right, I'm raving Charla's

762
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:06,960
signing up for okay, okay in
Yeah, I would watch it, just

763
00:53:07,360 --> 00:53:09,800
eighteen fifty, you know, to
look at the no bad it's not worth

764
00:53:09,800 --> 00:53:12,760
it. It's not worth She's in
a lot of other good movies, so

765
00:53:13,400 --> 00:53:16,039
movies that are better than that anyway, So you should watch Mulan Rouge.

766
00:53:16,480 --> 00:53:20,880
She's great in that movie. All
that movie is so good. She was

767
00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:22,960
interesting in The Golden Compass, but
she didn't show any anything. It's a

768
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:27,559
few movies that she did early in
her career where she's out in a she's

769
00:53:27,639 --> 00:53:30,360
on the sailboat and the guy gets
on the sailboat and he tries to kidnap

770
00:53:30,440 --> 00:53:32,480
her or whatever. But you know, when she was, when she was

771
00:53:32,519 --> 00:53:36,239
first signing out, she wasn't really
this redhead. She was you know,

772
00:53:36,400 --> 00:53:37,599
more of a little you know,
kind of a farm, you know,

773
00:53:37,920 --> 00:53:40,519
and she was in cold mountains.
You ever see that as a cold moment?

774
00:53:40,559 --> 00:53:46,400
Oh yeah, fantastic from about that
movie Practical Magic too. Yeah,

775
00:53:46,760 --> 00:53:51,000
Oh yeah, she's very good.
Will Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

776
00:53:51,199 --> 00:53:53,320
that's a great movie. It's a
really good movie. And then again

777
00:53:53,360 --> 00:53:58,039
it was fantastic in that Stone Mountain
and Jude Law Jude Lazon it too,

778
00:53:58,360 --> 00:54:02,079
Yeah, really good law. Up
there with Bruce Willis, I got a

779
00:54:02,119 --> 00:54:06,280
whole love story. No, Bruce
Willis once again, and and and only

780
00:54:06,360 --> 00:54:08,920
times I went to film school on
one there are I wish I was a

781
00:54:09,079 --> 00:54:14,920
class medios there. Okay, really, so you hang out talk movies.

782
00:54:15,119 --> 00:54:16,440
We're all the same, right,
yes, great? It was great,

783
00:54:16,599 --> 00:54:20,960
you know, I mean they got
in my in my lastest senior year.

784
00:54:21,480 --> 00:54:25,639
I would you could arrange your classes
so Monday, Wednesday and Friday okay,

785
00:54:27,039 --> 00:54:30,320
and all we all they did was
watch movies. I'd come in and watch

786
00:54:30,400 --> 00:54:32,159
movies for three days. Yeah.
It was excellent. And what did I

787
00:54:32,239 --> 00:54:36,480
do in the navy? Okay?
Yeah, yeah, you get done a

788
00:54:36,519 --> 00:54:38,440
new for saving them? I was
a film editor. There you go.

789
00:54:38,679 --> 00:54:42,559
Yeah, so we run there with
comebay on, let's see who do we

790
00:54:42,639 --> 00:54:46,000
go to? Now? Who's left? Switch? You gave me hint?

791
00:54:46,239 --> 00:54:50,639
I don't think Okay, all right, I didn't recognize them. What don't

792
00:54:50,639 --> 00:55:00,079
new here? Though? Switchy?
Go ahead? Is he frozen? There?

793
00:55:00,199 --> 00:55:04,880
Is he? Oh sorry, okay, no, I'm good, go

794
00:55:04,920 --> 00:55:08,840
ahead, okay, all right.
The Adventures of Buck ru Buns Across the

795
00:55:08,920 --> 00:55:14,239
Eighth Movie Man that movie, all
right, all right, I love that

796
00:55:14,320 --> 00:55:17,599
movie. Peter Wheeler, h I
hand the write down side Jeff Goldblum,

797
00:55:17,719 --> 00:55:23,360
John Lithgow, Christopher Lloyd and Ellen
bar Kidding the fantastic cast. So Peter

798
00:55:23,440 --> 00:55:27,559
Weller plays kind of a Doc Savage
type. He's a surgeon, he's a

799
00:55:27,639 --> 00:55:30,960
scientist, and he's got these this
group of sort of aids around him,

800
00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:37,159
and he's he's a he's been beginning. He is able to drive through solid

801
00:55:37,280 --> 00:55:39,639
matter through the using the Eighth Dimension. The thing is, you find out

802
00:55:39,760 --> 00:55:44,880
there's these evil aliens, the red
Lectoids, are invading the Earth and taking

803
00:55:45,039 --> 00:55:47,360
they came. They're the ones that
started the uh, the War of the

804
00:55:47,440 --> 00:55:52,679
World's broadcast thing. They actually did
land. And they all have different last

805
00:55:52,760 --> 00:55:54,880
names, but all the all their
first names are John and obviously this is

806
00:55:54,880 --> 00:56:00,880
a very tongue in cheek moviey and
and and uh. John Lithgow plays doctor

807
00:56:00,960 --> 00:56:06,280
Emilio Lozardo and he and his his
his scientists buddy have been trying to penetrate

808
00:56:06,320 --> 00:56:10,000
the Eighth Dimension. And they do. But but then Lifthgow gets gets taken

809
00:56:10,039 --> 00:56:14,960
over, gets possessed by the evil
alien, the Red Lectoid John Worfin.

810
00:56:15,199 --> 00:56:17,360
But there are good Lectoids, the
Black Lectoids are there to try to help

811
00:56:17,360 --> 00:56:21,599
them out, and they all sound
like Jamaicans, and there's there's this great

812
00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:25,199
way and it's like Christopher Lloyd playing
one of the red Lectoids things for all

813
00:56:25,239 --> 00:56:30,519
a bunch of monkeys. He has
no just no wants nothing to do with

814
00:56:30,599 --> 00:56:34,400
Earthlings, so he calls us monkey
boy. He'll say things like it's not

815
00:56:34,559 --> 00:56:37,760
my goddamn planet, monkey Boy,
and just all kinds of great lines,

816
00:56:38,079 --> 00:56:44,840
very very tongue in cheek, a
lot of action, very funny and oh

817
00:56:45,039 --> 00:56:49,639
god, uh twenty years ago or
more, yeah, thirty years ago,

818
00:56:50,199 --> 00:56:52,599
don't know. Here's why it's very
entertaining. Here's why I don't like those

819
00:56:52,679 --> 00:56:55,599
kind of movies. Okay, because
I went to film school, as you

820
00:56:55,639 --> 00:57:00,920
know, one one if youdly,
I wasn't changed by a film school.

821
00:57:00,960 --> 00:57:08,000
If you take, if you take
switchy no offense. So so from my

822
00:57:08,360 --> 00:57:14,280
perspective, okay, I grew up
reading science fiction books and I always wanted

823
00:57:15,440 --> 00:57:22,440
them to make a movie about those
kind of books. Space opera books and

824
00:57:22,559 --> 00:57:24,199
just had it was like a it
was a huge Doc Savage fan. Okay,

825
00:57:24,239 --> 00:57:28,760
yeah, yeah, I play on
Doc Savage so so so. But

826
00:57:29,320 --> 00:57:32,880
and that that finally came to Fruition, which sty Wars. Okay, but

827
00:57:32,960 --> 00:57:37,639
I waited a long time before Star
Wars came up because Star Wars was a

828
00:57:37,679 --> 00:57:40,559
space opera and a lot of the
before and after that. I used to

829
00:57:40,599 --> 00:57:45,480
think that if you take the money
and the time and stuff and you want

830
00:57:45,519 --> 00:57:47,639
to, you know, do a
science fiction movie, and that's one of

831
00:57:47,679 --> 00:57:52,960
them, and Mods Attacks is another
one, and Independence Day is another one.

832
00:57:52,400 --> 00:57:55,760
You know, why do you have
to make it so it's you know,

833
00:57:57,039 --> 00:58:00,199
funny, funny in pots? Why
can't you just make Independence Day as

834
00:58:00,239 --> 00:58:04,400
if it's still longest day, you
know, like it really matters, you

835
00:58:04,480 --> 00:58:08,440
know, and there's no you know, these crazy conspiracy things and stuff.

836
00:58:08,519 --> 00:58:12,639
Just make the movie. That's how
I feel about that. So that's why

837
00:58:12,639 --> 00:58:14,920
I don't like those kind of you
know, those those things that kind of

838
00:58:14,920 --> 00:58:16,719
take it in a weird way,
in a weird direction, like that uh

839
00:58:17,199 --> 00:58:21,199
thing used to be on PBS there
and that. Yeah, I mean,

840
00:58:21,280 --> 00:58:23,880
make it make the movie serious,
Make the movie serious. Yeah, you're

841
00:58:23,880 --> 00:58:28,239
taking the time and the money to
do like that. And John Lithgow was

842
00:58:28,679 --> 00:58:31,480
fantastic because that doctor Emilio Lizardo they
had on in the beginning, they had

843
00:58:31,519 --> 00:58:35,440
them in a booby hatch because he
was nuts because he was taken over by

844
00:58:35,480 --> 00:58:37,239
the evil alien John Worfin. But
of course he kills a guy in the

845
00:58:37,280 --> 00:58:40,159
States. But it's funny, you're
saying it's funny. It shouldn't be funny,

846
00:58:40,159 --> 00:58:44,280
should be like, what's what's the
what's the what's the movie with the

847
00:58:44,320 --> 00:58:47,199
with the the in the sand trap
and the kids see is that mounds?

848
00:58:47,599 --> 00:58:51,960
What's the the Invaders from RS?
Okay? Remember remember how you know how

849
00:58:52,039 --> 00:58:54,039
that's like really serious, deadly serious, right, there's no laughs, and

850
00:58:54,119 --> 00:58:57,960
every kid just make it. Just
make that kind of a movie where it

851
00:58:57,960 --> 00:59:00,360
really means something, you know,
instead of yeah, Jack Nixon, you

852
00:59:00,400 --> 00:59:04,639
know, acting his ass off as
usual. So anyway, look the Day

853
00:59:04,639 --> 00:59:07,800
of the Earth strat Still and Buck
had a great sound the early one.

854
00:59:07,840 --> 00:59:10,920
Now the first one was it original
soundtrack or was it covers? Really?

855
00:59:10,960 --> 00:59:15,679
Yeah? Okay? Then then I
got Godzilla two thousand had an original soundtrack

856
00:59:15,760 --> 00:59:21,239
by Keith Emerson, and then he
committed suicide about three reals later. So

857
00:59:21,400 --> 00:59:25,679
anyway, it's around that around that
time. Yeah, maybe after that,

858
00:59:25,880 --> 00:59:30,519
but the one that he did because
unless God Zulma actually gets married to like

859
00:59:30,559 --> 00:59:34,199
a female guard Zoma, you know, I think they're kind of stretching it

860
00:59:34,280 --> 00:59:38,280
a little bit. But good soundtrack
though. You're listening to macloney's Hollywood X

861
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Files here on the Distant Thunder Video
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and we went to mc maloney's Hollywood
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871
01:00:46,280 --> 01:00:49,960
Radio Network. This is macaroney.
Well, I want to show. This

872
01:00:50,079 --> 01:00:52,920
is a virgin show talking about films
in Hollywood, the whis Play Center.

873
01:00:53,599 --> 01:00:58,920
He's here with us girls. He
hasn't had fish and chips and wowow one

874
01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:01,000
one. How are you doing?
Hey Mac? I'm doing great, hey

875
01:01:01,039 --> 01:01:04,239
girls, welcome back to the show. Yeah, not a lot of fish

876
01:01:04,280 --> 01:01:06,800
and chips, but a lot of
chips. A lot of chips. Okay,

877
01:01:07,159 --> 01:01:10,639
chips and whatever. Chips like snacks, I mean excellent chips with sauces,

878
01:01:10,719 --> 01:01:14,519
different sauces, and chips and dips, chip and stuff, chips and

879
01:01:14,599 --> 01:01:19,960
dips. Potato chips are potatoes,
you know that. Yes, the French

880
01:01:19,960 --> 01:01:25,719
fries they're over here. They're a
thick cut kind of piece of piece of

881
01:01:25,800 --> 01:01:30,480
potatoes in the and the and the
seed on the plane when you come back.

882
01:01:30,480 --> 01:01:32,280
I'm doing good on the weight department. How are that's? That's not

883
01:01:32,599 --> 01:01:36,159
the weight department beating those chips?
Man, see what happens. I'm not

884
01:01:36,199 --> 01:01:39,800
eating them all the time. Okay, just listen to the past British diet.

885
01:01:40,280 --> 01:01:44,239
Okay, oh that means like fangs
and mash you know. Really,

886
01:01:44,400 --> 01:01:49,400
shepherd's pie. Shepherds pie like saugeas. Yeah, really do you eat that

887
01:01:49,480 --> 01:01:52,880
stuff? Do you really eat that
stuff at dinner. There's a lot of

888
01:01:52,880 --> 01:01:57,920
stuff that Ilean cooks up that's decent
Italian Italian food and things like that.

889
01:01:58,119 --> 01:02:02,960
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, because
uh I leans kind of h on a

890
01:02:04,039 --> 01:02:06,400
diet a little bit, so I
don't want to be picking out in front

891
01:02:06,400 --> 01:02:07,719
of her. All right, that's
a that's a good husband. There.

892
01:02:08,800 --> 01:02:15,880
There you go, Okay, I
can get it. Okay, that's down

893
01:02:15,960 --> 01:02:19,840
there. Oh man, did I
just see what I just saw? After

894
01:02:19,920 --> 01:02:22,360
we've gone through an hour? Switch
plade? Steve Ward did have a can't?

895
01:02:23,039 --> 01:02:28,880
Did a cant there? In honor
of the corpse grinder? How can

896
01:02:28,920 --> 01:02:38,360
you even? Oh yeah, he's
looking at you. Wow, get rid

897
01:02:38,400 --> 01:02:44,119
of that switch? How you doing
that? Was keel? I'm doing just

898
01:02:44,239 --> 01:02:49,280
fine, Like you can tell him
a pot? So what have for breakfast?

899
01:02:49,559 --> 01:02:52,199
Which are get it out of the
way. I went to Tudor's Biscuit

900
01:02:52,239 --> 01:02:55,639
World this morning, surprised. I
brought a couple of books with me because

901
01:02:55,639 --> 01:02:59,440
I always I spent you know,
from two to three hours there drinkings,

902
01:02:59,440 --> 01:03:01,199
handlers and you don't leave a tip
notes that kind of thing. What's that

903
01:03:01,480 --> 01:03:05,840
you don't leave a tip to you? I can't? Oh you can't.

904
01:03:05,880 --> 01:03:07,360
If you're sitting there for three hours, you should leave something. However,

905
01:03:08,079 --> 01:03:10,559
one of the waitresses I don't want
to to be there. She works over

906
01:03:10,599 --> 01:03:14,239
at Phyllis Pizza. Now that's where
you can get a Mothman pizza. It

907
01:03:14,320 --> 01:03:16,559
used to be Chinese restaurant. Signing
on the Mothman took place in sixty seven.

908
01:03:16,639 --> 01:03:20,360
Okay. Anyway, she works there
now, and I'm able to get

909
01:03:20,360 --> 01:03:22,039
her tips once in a while.
I guess she waits on me, so

910
01:03:22,119 --> 01:03:25,559
I cannot. I don't think I
want a moth Man pizza. And that's

911
01:03:25,599 --> 01:03:29,760
like saying like the fly pizza,
you know what I mean. You know

912
01:03:29,840 --> 01:03:32,119
it's named after the movie, but
no one wants moths and that now in

913
01:03:32,159 --> 01:03:36,920
the Chinese restaurant there, that's probably
awesome. Anyway, thank you, Switch.

914
01:03:37,960 --> 01:03:40,199
Let's go on to h a Sirechie
Willie Club. Talk about food.

915
01:03:40,760 --> 01:03:45,320
I didn't tell you what I wait, wait, I want to after my

916
01:03:45,360 --> 01:03:49,840
appetite said moss. You thinks you're
eating My appetite left me when you said

917
01:03:49,880 --> 01:03:51,960
mots. Just what did you have? This? Switch is? Sorry?

918
01:03:52,079 --> 01:03:55,440
Switch? I had I had French
toast, oh but like that, and

919
01:03:55,599 --> 01:03:59,000
I had bacon. I had a
little bit of I asked for extra bacon

920
01:03:59,440 --> 01:04:01,880
and not too krispy. Oh really
yeah, one of those guys coffee.

921
01:04:01,920 --> 01:04:06,000
Yeah they well you know they uh
the special orders don't upset them. Yeah

922
01:04:06,039 --> 01:04:09,320
yeah, but chrispy. You don't
like krispy bacon? What's your problem with

923
01:04:09,639 --> 01:04:11,920
the best the way it should be, sir? Not really if it's too

924
01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:15,480
crispy. Nah, I don't like
it, Limp. I like it crispy.

925
01:04:15,760 --> 01:04:18,320
Yeah yeah, no one likes it
limb We think it chrispy. That's

926
01:04:18,360 --> 01:04:20,400
how they serve it here in the
UK. You're still talking about bacon,

927
01:04:20,519 --> 01:04:25,480
righty, Like it's half cooked.
I like. I like my bacon so

928
01:04:25,599 --> 01:04:28,119
I can hold it, it'll stand
up straight. Yes, yeah, yeah,

929
01:04:28,159 --> 01:04:30,519
yeah, that's what bacon's all about. It should be a flash.

930
01:04:30,599 --> 01:04:32,280
That's the stiffness it should be.
It should be cooked. It should there's

931
01:04:32,280 --> 01:04:33,480
a way to cook it. Can
I tell you? How do you?

932
01:04:34,400 --> 01:04:36,920
And for some reason I know this, You lay it out in the big

933
01:04:36,960 --> 01:04:42,000
can and you continuously turn it,
just continuously turn it until it gets to

934
01:04:42,079 --> 01:04:44,760
that color and then you get it
on there. But yeah, I love

935
01:04:44,800 --> 01:04:46,840
bacon. I love bacon. I
haven't had bacon in about five years man,

936
01:04:47,400 --> 01:04:50,559
but there's something about it. So
anyway, let's uh now that he

937
01:04:50,679 --> 01:04:55,119
chimed in, so also in the
studio with us, switch for you done?

938
01:04:55,360 --> 01:04:57,719
Were you done? Yeah? Did
you have hot black coffee? And

939
01:04:57,760 --> 01:05:00,119
so I had black coffee with him. And you know you can get it

940
01:05:00,199 --> 01:05:01,559
in a in a like a cup, like a mug where you can get

941
01:05:01,559 --> 01:05:04,920
it in a stybrofoam thing. Yes, I always ask fort in a mug.

942
01:05:04,960 --> 01:05:08,199
I tell him I feel like I've
grown up when I'm drinking coffee,

943
01:05:08,719 --> 01:05:10,639
right, yes, and you're saving
the whales. Still, Hey, listen,

944
01:05:10,760 --> 01:05:14,960
what looks like a big navy bug
mug, one of those somebody with

945
01:05:15,039 --> 01:05:18,320
it. He just sitting on time
after time and get and get more coffee

946
01:05:18,360 --> 01:05:20,800
and then go out back and listen. Let me tell you. Sometimes,

947
01:05:20,840 --> 01:05:24,679
okay, over the hill gang sits
on the other side, usually all the

948
01:05:24,719 --> 01:05:27,440
old timers, and I'm just like, you know, probably a few years

949
01:05:27,480 --> 01:05:30,039
behind him. But but there's this
one guy there that has the gift of

950
01:05:30,079 --> 01:05:32,760
gab. You know, he just
dominates the conversation ahead. And he told

951
01:05:32,840 --> 01:05:35,760
me one day what the mothman stuff
was all about. Really, he's the

952
01:05:35,840 --> 01:05:40,679
guy. Yeah, someday they'll let
you in this Switchy, you'll say so.

953
01:05:40,920 --> 01:05:43,280
So listen, you're sitting there for
two or three hours. Okay,

954
01:05:43,320 --> 01:05:46,800
you're going up and you're getting coffee, slip five bucks underneath your plate.

955
01:05:46,920 --> 01:05:49,239
When you leave. I mean they're
looking at you, go, what's this

956
01:05:49,639 --> 01:05:54,360
this freaking guy? No, they
want to turn over that table. Switchy.

957
01:05:54,679 --> 01:05:58,920
You know you are you taking the
space? Get the hell out of

958
01:05:58,920 --> 01:06:01,760
there, right right? Well,
all right, it's a weird place.

959
01:06:01,800 --> 01:06:04,360
They don't allow tipping. I mean, I know it's strange, but well

960
01:06:04,400 --> 01:06:08,320
it is weird. Not even that
a lot of places around that area don't

961
01:06:08,400 --> 01:06:12,400
have tip cuffs. Okay, all
right, you know I used to tip

962
01:06:12,480 --> 01:06:15,880
fifty percent at Farmer's Kitchen because the
meals weren't that expensive to begin with.

963
01:06:15,239 --> 01:06:18,400
But I really got my money's worth. No matter what I I went in

964
01:06:18,480 --> 01:06:21,000
there, I get more of a
portion than the next guy, would it

965
01:06:21,199 --> 01:06:27,960
of whatever it was your pancakes or
more omelet, whatever, And it's just

966
01:06:28,199 --> 01:06:32,559
fifty And when I walked in there, whether it's full or empty, the

967
01:06:32,639 --> 01:06:35,119
girls would be wondering. I wonder
if he's going to be at the connors

968
01:06:35,159 --> 01:06:38,920
are going to be No, No, it's just stuff right there. Okay,

969
01:06:38,960 --> 01:06:43,000
Now this is one of the mysteries. This is a mystery every week.

970
01:06:44,239 --> 01:06:46,599
Be waiteous? Is this placed look
like what's illustrated model? Right?

971
01:06:47,119 --> 01:06:50,119
Right? I know I sent you
the pictures. This is real stuff,

972
01:06:50,199 --> 01:06:55,480
right, it's it really the pictures. I could talk the whole collapse again.

973
01:06:55,880 --> 01:06:59,719
Yes, yeah, and they and
they're friends of yours. And one

974
01:06:59,719 --> 01:07:05,840
of them is dressed like a cop
and she can't cuffing them for I'm sorry

975
01:07:09,800 --> 01:07:15,480
as a photographer for Halloween Day and
Christmas just before Christmas dressed up. It

976
01:07:15,599 --> 01:07:19,480
was a coincidence that they didn't want
to wear my sunglasses. The counter girls

977
01:07:19,519 --> 01:07:24,400
that you know what, counter girl, I sit down the counter. You

978
01:07:24,440 --> 01:07:28,199
know, it wasn't really that full. The manager was the younger, another

979
01:07:28,280 --> 01:07:30,840
woman. I said, no,
you can't do the country. You gotta

980
01:07:30,880 --> 01:07:33,800
do the the tables over there.
She was upset because she wanted to serve

981
01:07:33,920 --> 01:07:40,079
me. Wow, I was going
to move to the table. Want to

982
01:07:40,079 --> 01:07:42,639
occupy a table for four? All
I was by myself. I don't want

983
01:07:42,639 --> 01:07:45,880
to occupy a table for four by
myself. So when, when, when

984
01:07:45,960 --> 01:07:53,000
exactly did they arrest you? What
was that about they arrest me? Yeah?

985
01:07:53,039 --> 01:07:59,760
When they put during cuffs. Oh, it was like they were they

986
01:07:59,800 --> 01:08:04,199
were demonstrating the cuffs that that one
girl was wearing for Halloween. Okay,

987
01:08:04,559 --> 01:08:10,199
yes, there's a real cuffs,
so to try one anyway. Okay,

988
01:08:10,360 --> 01:08:13,519
I'm going to introduce it al because
I can't remember. This was the next

989
01:08:14,400 --> 01:08:17,359
I'll tell you what. I go
for coffee every morning with my wife and

990
01:08:17,479 --> 01:08:23,119
we go to a place in New
Report and they have an early bird special.

991
01:08:23,199 --> 01:08:26,119
It's cheap. We end up splitting
it because she's not going to eat

992
01:08:26,119 --> 01:08:28,479
a whole lot. What is it? French toast and stuff like that,

993
01:08:28,800 --> 01:08:33,359
eggs and bacon, go eggs,
bacon toast coffee for like seven seventy eight

994
01:08:33,399 --> 01:08:36,840
bucks. And the day I tip
fifty percent is the day, like I

995
01:08:36,880 --> 01:08:40,000
said, they're going to be a
happy ending because that ain't happening. Is

996
01:08:40,039 --> 01:08:42,840
that they stopped spitting in his food? Well? Are you going to Angies?

997
01:08:42,920 --> 01:08:45,800
Yeah? And we're going there every
morning. I know all the waitresses.

998
01:08:45,840 --> 01:08:48,880
They're all really nice. And there's
one that, like the early bird

999
01:08:48,960 --> 01:08:54,359
comes with a coffee go ahead,
so we have to buy an extra coffee

1000
01:08:54,399 --> 01:08:57,319
because we end up splitting the early
bird that only comes to one coffee.

1001
01:08:57,479 --> 01:09:02,199
What's the total bill ten eleven bucks. Whether you leave them that ten okay

1002
01:09:02,239 --> 01:09:05,319
ten, let's say a box three
bucks four bucks, depends on what they

1003
01:09:05,359 --> 01:09:09,880
give me back for change. But
the thing is one of the waitresses is

1004
01:09:09,920 --> 01:09:12,119
like, look, and I'm not
going to charge you for two coffees because

1005
01:09:13,000 --> 01:09:15,760
I don't drink that much coffee.
I'll drink one and I'm done with Sue

1006
01:09:15,800 --> 01:09:20,119
will keep going. And uh so
I'll tip her a fiver because it sounds

1007
01:09:20,119 --> 01:09:23,720
like a Hollywood movie, you know, shit she'll give me She is not,

1008
01:09:24,079 --> 01:09:26,119
She's saving me a few bucks.
I'll give her a five bucks tip.

1009
01:09:26,199 --> 01:09:28,560
Yeah, But tipp in a place
like that is different from tipping in

1010
01:09:28,560 --> 01:09:31,279
a bar. Okay, I mean
it is a point. I mean twenty

1011
01:09:31,359 --> 01:09:34,319
thirty percent I there, but when
you get up to fifty percent, I'm

1012
01:09:34,359 --> 01:09:38,159
sorry. That's that to me is
like all depends on the service there.

1013
01:09:38,279 --> 01:09:40,920
I don't care. I don't care
if they get a golden platter, not

1014
01:09:41,560 --> 01:09:46,479
fifty per Holy shit, not happening. Raving. I would agree. There's

1015
01:09:46,520 --> 01:09:50,600
a bar that I like to go
to locally, and I mean the one

1016
01:09:50,680 --> 01:09:57,880
bartender is clearly very smitt with me
because you know, like a good little

1017
01:09:57,920 --> 01:10:00,479
tip and then he'll slide me some
free drinks sometimes. Okay, let's introduce

1018
01:10:00,600 --> 01:10:04,800
let's introduce Ravens. They have some
residuals that you can get on. That's

1019
01:10:04,840 --> 01:10:09,000
a good word. That's a good
word. Right now. I'm not extravagant

1020
01:10:09,039 --> 01:10:12,439
by any means. No, no
one's accused you of that. Actually ever.

1021
01:10:12,479 --> 01:10:14,760
Okay, I've seen you tip,
You're okay. You didn't have to

1022
01:10:14,840 --> 01:10:20,439
school very late. Friends, circle
back the Fly player, what you had,

1023
01:10:20,560 --> 01:10:25,560
Pizza Fly, Jeff Gold Blue House
of spitting on my face. I

1024
01:10:25,640 --> 01:10:30,359
mean a lot of people are freaked
at the first light, the first in

1025
01:10:30,439 --> 01:10:36,319
the fifth Edison, David Edison was
the and that's that that's on on the

1026
01:10:36,359 --> 01:10:40,840
Fly's body. That was Dandelo help
me help me, final scene and that

1027
01:10:41,079 --> 01:10:44,239
you know. Charles Herbert a few
years ago, he's passed on. I

1028
01:10:44,319 --> 01:10:47,760
met Hila Monster. Bashelis super nute
guy. He was in Uh he signed

1029
01:10:47,760 --> 01:10:51,520
a photograph for He was in the
Twilight Zone episode one of the only ones

1030
01:10:51,560 --> 01:10:56,159
that Ray Bradbury wrote called I Sing
the Body Electric. Yeah they got a

1031
01:10:56,439 --> 01:11:00,800
robot grandmother and uh yeah if he
was in the original teen Ghosts too,

1032
01:11:01,279 --> 01:11:04,760
and the lady that played his sister. I can't take her name right now.

1033
01:11:05,000 --> 01:11:10,239
She was there another time and they
were She said how horrible his parents

1034
01:11:10,880 --> 01:11:14,560
treated him when he was a kid, really spent his fortune, he had

1035
01:11:14,600 --> 01:11:16,439
almost no money left stage. She
kind of befriended him. She was like

1036
01:11:16,479 --> 01:11:19,560
a big sister to him. Yeah. I just want to say the original

1037
01:11:19,640 --> 01:11:25,279
thirteen Ghosts now that came out when
I was a kid. But there's a

1038
01:11:25,399 --> 01:11:29,399
lot of hype with this thing because
you could they they were going to give

1039
01:11:29,399 --> 01:11:32,119
away three D glasses and you with
the three D glasses, you could see

1040
01:11:32,199 --> 01:11:34,960
the ghosts, right, And we're
waiting for this thing like crazy, and

1041
01:11:35,079 --> 01:11:39,880
so we go and it's it's like
one you know, they give you glasses.

1042
01:11:39,880 --> 01:11:42,840
It's like red tinted on one side, blue tinted on the other.

1043
01:11:42,880 --> 01:11:45,720
But you could see what they were
doing, right. It was creepy.

1044
01:11:45,199 --> 01:11:48,680
The whole idea was just like creepy, you know, and and a shushed

1045
01:11:48,760 --> 01:11:53,479
audience. It was just like everyone
was like so involved, very very good

1046
01:11:53,560 --> 01:11:56,079
movie, very creepy. Remember it
was in the movie they had these special

1047
01:11:56,119 --> 01:11:58,439
ghost glasses. So when they put
them on, right, you're supposed to

1048
01:11:58,439 --> 01:12:00,840
put on your three D glass?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember

1049
01:12:00,840 --> 01:12:01,720
who was in it. I can't
think of her name. That the wicked

1050
01:12:01,760 --> 01:12:04,680
Witch of the West was was in
the kind of the housekeeper or something?

1051
01:12:04,800 --> 01:12:08,520
Oh yeah, Oh my gosh,
I think I know you're talking about.

1052
01:12:08,920 --> 01:12:14,000
Yeah, and did I introduce everyone? Club? Club? Oh wow?

1053
01:12:14,119 --> 01:12:20,880
Club? It could be invisible now, okay, club is here a little

1054
01:12:20,880 --> 01:12:26,239
ghostly. I do need to calm
and I'm listening to switch about. You

1055
01:12:26,319 --> 01:12:31,279
know this experience that he has that
the Hooters were an SA He thanks he

1056
01:12:31,439 --> 01:12:35,359
getting away without paying a tip,
but he doesn't understand that they build in

1057
01:12:36,159 --> 01:12:41,479
the tip into the cost of his
meals exactly. Let me tell you something.

1058
01:12:41,560 --> 01:12:45,000
Club. So he's pinching himself,
but he's really just saying, here

1059
01:12:45,079 --> 01:12:48,399
he comes again. He's going to
sit there for hours there. And when

1060
01:12:48,520 --> 01:12:53,439
I compare him to the East Coast, I went to a house of pancakes

1061
01:12:54,159 --> 01:12:57,359
when I was out there, it
was you guys at the Exeter UFO festival,

1062
01:12:57,960 --> 01:13:00,479
and I came close to having to
re mortgage my house. Now,

1063
01:13:00,640 --> 01:13:03,600
listen, that's where you're going.
That's where have we have better education on

1064
01:13:03,720 --> 01:13:09,560
the prices down there? Don't compre
Was I ated a house of pancakes?

1065
01:13:09,640 --> 01:13:13,560
Yeah? But he ate twenty bucks
from one pancake not getting screwed. Good

1066
01:13:13,600 --> 01:13:15,800
for you, and it was like, you know, half the price.

1067
01:13:15,039 --> 01:13:19,439
But anyway, Tutors Biscuit World man
you can go there said that the French

1068
01:13:19,520 --> 01:13:23,920
toast and coffee. It was like, okay, yeah, you know you

1069
01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:27,159
know what they pay down the stouple
more bucks with the extra bacon. Yeah

1070
01:13:28,079 --> 01:13:31,199
the street, Yes, Raven,
Please, can I before we jump back

1071
01:13:31,199 --> 01:13:36,079
into the movies, which is so
fun I'm having, can I maybe make

1072
01:13:36,119 --> 01:13:42,239
a suggestion that we have an episode
where Club and Switchy just fistfight just went

1073
01:13:42,319 --> 01:13:45,920
on right, ye like rock like
everyone is asking for it at this point.

1074
01:13:45,079 --> 01:13:48,760
Wow, Okay, I go easy
on you. Let's do it.

1075
01:13:48,800 --> 01:13:51,960
We'll see. What we have to
do is wait until the UFF Festival next

1076
01:13:53,039 --> 01:13:57,600
year, when when Steve's up here, and then we get to two of

1077
01:13:57,640 --> 01:13:59,960
them in a room and we lock
them in a room with a rattle snake,

1078
01:14:00,079 --> 01:14:03,560
and then we closed the door snake
and we let him it has an

1079
01:14:03,640 --> 01:14:06,920
idea, I'll be gentle. I
was thinking I probably go over and rip

1080
01:14:06,960 --> 01:14:11,880
your head off. Oh wait,
you know, I think of the rattles

1081
01:14:11,880 --> 01:14:17,800
packers probably be more congenient doing Wow. Wow, it's like he hasn't loaded

1082
01:14:17,960 --> 01:14:26,640
up. Stephen grabbing by the tail
and starts whipping it around. Wow wow,

1083
01:14:26,720 --> 01:14:29,119
Wow, Okay, let's get the
train back of the back. So

1084
01:14:29,640 --> 01:14:31,039
where's a movie? Does everyone have
a movie? Oh? I was gonna

1085
01:14:31,039 --> 01:14:35,760
say, uh, we're talking about
Cubic a little bit, and how a

1086
01:14:35,840 --> 01:14:39,840
lot of these people kind of like, you know, they hit it,

1087
01:14:40,399 --> 01:14:42,399
you know, they hit they hit
a pankle. But it's also when they

1088
01:14:42,439 --> 01:14:45,159
become popular, which is really kind
of weird too, you know. But

1089
01:14:45,439 --> 01:14:47,319
Doctor Strangelove, I think in a
way two thousand and one, for a

1090
01:14:47,359 --> 01:14:50,840
lot of people, it's a little
bit you know, obscure, a little

1091
01:14:50,840 --> 01:14:54,560
bit, you know, kind of
freaky. He did The Shining, but

1092
01:14:54,640 --> 01:14:57,159
yeah, they're shining. I don't
like that movie. That's like stupid.

1093
01:14:57,199 --> 01:15:01,119
But you know what's funny about The
Shining is Stephen King doesn't even like to

1094
01:15:01,159 --> 01:15:04,199
Shine. He doesn't even like it. Then that fucking doesn't doesn't like The

1095
01:15:04,239 --> 01:15:09,239
Shining because it's not like his book. And I will argue that the miniseries

1096
01:15:09,319 --> 01:15:12,479
The Shining is pretty bad. Can
I just say, can I just say

1097
01:15:12,479 --> 01:15:15,079
something? Okay, the the movie
The Shining, Okay, with with with

1098
01:15:15,279 --> 01:15:19,199
Kubrick and what's his name? First
of all, he almost killed Scatman Crowds

1099
01:15:19,239 --> 01:15:23,680
one of my national treasures. Okay, he had him like do to take

1100
01:15:23,760 --> 01:15:28,000
four hundred times and he's one line
or something. But oh, you're thinking,

1101
01:15:28,800 --> 01:15:31,319
just think of this movie in just
just make one little switch, one

1102
01:15:31,359 --> 01:15:35,760
little switch, Okay, take Jack
Nicholson out of it and put in some

1103
01:15:35,920 --> 01:15:40,840
guy you don't know but is a
real actor, you know what I mean.

1104
01:15:41,439 --> 01:15:44,960
You can't get over the fact that
it's Jack Nicholson just you know,

1105
01:15:45,199 --> 01:15:53,800
chewing up the scene of like he
always does. Perfect. She said they

1106
01:15:53,840 --> 01:15:57,760
almost killed Shelley devau Right because they
alienated her so bad. She always had

1107
01:15:57,800 --> 01:16:00,840
a nervous breakdown. Yeah, I
mean she was like abuse. Oh,

1108
01:16:00,079 --> 01:16:02,520
they won't even talk to her.
She was, she's a poor woman.

1109
01:16:02,880 --> 01:16:05,960
What's what's the point of that?
She's you know, it's not that kind

1110
01:16:05,960 --> 01:16:08,840
of a movie. And I never
read the book. I don't care,

1111
01:16:09,199 --> 01:16:12,079
but you know, the switches told
me and other people told me that,

1112
01:16:12,520 --> 01:16:15,279
like there's a scene with the hedges
or something like that, which is like

1113
01:16:15,359 --> 01:16:17,960
a big deal in the book,
and they don't even It's like, I

1114
01:16:18,079 --> 01:16:20,600
agree with they should have put out
the movie. Yeah, no, it's

1115
01:16:20,640 --> 01:16:24,560
too much Jackson. I don't like
it. And can I say one other

1116
01:16:24,640 --> 01:16:29,720
thing. The scatman cruggers right in
the book, he said, awesome character.

1117
01:16:30,199 --> 01:16:33,279
Awesome character and plays a major role
towards the end of the book.

1118
01:16:33,640 --> 01:16:38,640
What does cubric do? The guy
shows up with the mansion and they kill

1119
01:16:38,720 --> 01:16:44,600
him. They kill him immediately.
I think I can tell you what that

1120
01:16:44,760 --> 01:16:46,399
is, but we'll talk about it
off. I get an idea what that

1121
01:16:46,560 --> 01:16:50,079
might be. Okay, but I
think that you have to if she's going

1122
01:16:50,159 --> 01:16:54,560
to take something like that and see
and the way it works is, you

1123
01:16:54,640 --> 01:16:56,640
know, you have to get connected
with the people who are going to find

1124
01:16:56,640 --> 01:16:58,359
me in said they. So they're
gonna go, well, we're gonna do

1125
01:16:58,359 --> 01:17:01,039
the Shining Stephen King book. Who
can well, Jack Nicholson's gonna be okay,

1126
01:17:01,159 --> 01:17:03,359
yeah, he's he's twenty million dollars. I mean, that's how you

1127
01:17:03,479 --> 01:17:06,840
do it, you know, so
you probably couldn't have it made with an

1128
01:17:06,920 --> 01:17:11,560
unknown star. But I just don't
like it. Then then they come back

1129
01:17:11,600 --> 01:17:15,239
as a made for TV movie or
a series or something stupid. Then they

1130
01:17:15,279 --> 01:17:19,279
do sequels those you know, that's
the mini series. Okay, all right,

1131
01:17:19,359 --> 01:17:21,279
yeah, yeah, did he like
that. It's the way that he

1132
01:17:21,399 --> 01:17:25,199
like kind of split it up with
like it it was like this mini series.

1133
01:17:25,640 --> 01:17:28,239
Okay, I'll see. I don't
I don't read any of his stuff.

1134
01:17:28,439 --> 01:17:30,680
You know, I listened to him. He's one of these guys I

1135
01:17:30,760 --> 01:17:32,640
had a drug problem and drinking problem. But you know, I'm a billionaire.

1136
01:17:32,720 --> 01:17:36,680
I don't want to hear that stuff. Okay, back to Shinny.

1137
01:17:36,680 --> 01:17:41,479
Who would you put in place with
Jack Nicholson, George Clooney, Jack Nicholson.

1138
01:17:41,640 --> 01:17:43,920
No, you know, this is
the thing is that just rattle them

1139
01:17:43,920 --> 01:17:45,840
off. I mean, don't put
a movie star right there. Just put

1140
01:17:45,920 --> 01:17:49,840
somebody starting out, just yeah and
no idea. But see, you won't

1141
01:17:49,880 --> 01:17:55,760
get to make no play. Make
mac a dull boy, all work and

1142
01:17:55,840 --> 01:17:59,720
no plays a Jack said in the
movie. Yeah, yeah, about nine

1143
01:18:00,079 --> 01:18:06,680
times. I'm trying to think of
the I like the guy, but Ryan

1144
01:18:06,720 --> 01:18:13,520
Reynolds, I'm sick of him annoying. His wife was annoying. They're all

1145
01:18:13,560 --> 01:18:17,920
annoying. They're very very annoying.
Everyone annoys me anymore. Yeah, but

1146
01:18:18,000 --> 01:18:21,239
those these people these days are really
annoying, you know, because they were

1147
01:18:21,239 --> 01:18:27,000
all buddies and what they contribute to
this stuff. I mean the old Hollywood

1148
01:18:27,000 --> 01:18:29,560
stars, you know, they were
all like real a holes to okay,

1149
01:18:29,640 --> 01:18:31,840
Kurt Douglas and all these guys,
but they made movies that were like great,

1150
01:18:32,319 --> 01:18:35,119
you know what I mean, like
great, You're not like Bobby.

1151
01:18:35,319 --> 01:18:41,960
I mean, come on, Oppenheim. Barbie was really good. It was

1152
01:18:42,119 --> 01:18:45,159
really good, and I like,
I watched it and I was like,

1153
01:18:45,000 --> 01:18:49,479
mister Raven had first watch and I
was like, I never played with Barbie's

1154
01:18:49,520 --> 01:18:53,119
like I was always a tomboy.
I was always like eating dirt as a

1155
01:18:53,199 --> 01:18:56,720
kid, Like were not on my
radar at all. This movie was so

1156
01:18:56,920 --> 01:19:00,800
good, so good. I like
that. I feel halfway through, but

1157
01:19:00,880 --> 01:19:02,479
I like that I liked what I
saw, and you know, now they

1158
01:19:02,600 --> 01:19:05,119
make this kind of different movie and
so on. Okay, so it is

1159
01:19:05,159 --> 01:19:09,039
that Oppenheimer is a good movie.
It's not a great movie. It's not

1160
01:19:09,199 --> 01:19:13,439
like Spotacus, To Kill a mocking
Bird The Longest Day, you know what

1161
01:19:13,439 --> 01:19:15,680
I mean. It's not, but
it like three and a half hours.

1162
01:19:15,840 --> 01:19:17,960
Yeah, it was too long.
It's too long that I haven't watched it

1163
01:19:18,039 --> 01:19:20,359
yet. I want to watch it, but it's like I have to watch

1164
01:19:20,399 --> 01:19:25,159
it with commercials. I need to
step away at some point. Yeah,

1165
01:19:25,359 --> 01:19:28,800
there's a lot of time shifting and
here he is fifty years like, who

1166
01:19:28,920 --> 01:19:31,600
needs that stuff? And the weird
thing about it is his wife looks like

1167
01:19:31,760 --> 01:19:35,479
his girlfriend in the movie. So
when he's nailing someone, you know who

1168
01:19:35,560 --> 01:19:41,520
it is, right and my right
ormar. I was confused by that.

1169
01:19:41,760 --> 01:19:45,079
Okay. I was just gonna say, so Skaney Cubert did this movie called

1170
01:19:45,119 --> 01:19:46,920
Barry Lindon, and I mentioned,
no one's ever seen it. Okay,

1171
01:19:47,079 --> 01:19:49,520
I haven't seen it. Okay,
switch you've seen it, okay. So

1172
01:19:49,640 --> 01:19:53,920
it had an intermission all. Yeah, it was a real long movie.

1173
01:19:54,039 --> 01:19:58,840
It was after what's his name?
That movie he made, you know about

1174
01:19:58,920 --> 01:20:04,199
the Ultra viol And was that movie
after two thousand? Excellent movie. Yeah,

1175
01:20:04,239 --> 01:20:06,479
it's just you watch that movie now, man, you go, wow,

1176
01:20:06,520 --> 01:20:10,920
they're talking about this stuff forty years
ago. So anyway, he makes

1177
01:20:10,920 --> 01:20:14,079
this movie called Barry Lindon, and
I remember at this point I started to

1178
01:20:14,199 --> 01:20:15,560
kind of, uh, you know, tune them out, even though I

1179
01:20:15,600 --> 01:20:20,840
wound up doing Nassis thesis at film
school walm on On Stanley Kiobrog Okay,

1180
01:20:20,920 --> 01:20:24,960
I wish I was in that class. Yeah, so anyway, you would

1181
01:20:25,000 --> 01:20:30,279
have loved the class. You would
have loved that class. They used to

1182
01:20:30,319 --> 01:20:35,439
bring in like nude female moles like
once a week. Sorry, oh man,

1183
01:20:35,640 --> 01:20:39,600
as I doing it Emison College.
They're running Hollywood. Now I get

1184
01:20:39,600 --> 01:20:42,239
a name plus in that class.
Anyway, I'm sure you did. He

1185
01:20:42,359 --> 01:20:48,479
made this after credit can stick figures, so but they took theater remember that

1186
01:20:48,560 --> 01:20:54,399
on Save took them last four times
in a row. So anyway, he

1187
01:20:54,439 --> 01:21:01,119
made a speak theater. But the
Hinderburg Crash actual audience with horror, a

1188
01:21:01,319 --> 01:21:05,600
stick figures, a stick figure,
reporter and everything. That's all the humanity,

1189
01:21:05,760 --> 01:21:10,960
the humidity, right was it saying? Man? They were funny way

1190
01:21:11,000 --> 01:21:15,720
back? So anyway, he made
this movie called Barry Lindon and it's this

1191
01:21:15,039 --> 01:21:19,800
huge, huge epic movie. But
he had Ryan O'Neil Styrin who just died

1192
01:21:20,359 --> 01:21:24,600
and at the time he was in
Peyton Pleas in Love Story and Peyton places,

1193
01:21:24,640 --> 01:21:28,800
like, why is Stanley Kubrick?
You know having this guy in it's

1194
01:21:28,840 --> 01:21:30,640
the same thing. You know,
we'll give you forty million if you know

1195
01:21:30,760 --> 01:21:33,199
some star, isn't it? And
he was the star at the time.

1196
01:21:33,560 --> 01:21:35,640
So I didn't watch it for a
long time. I said, I'm not

1197
01:21:35,680 --> 01:21:39,439
gonna But if you watch that movie, you're right. Switch it has a

1198
01:21:40,039 --> 01:21:44,279
intermission. It's a long movie.
It's a long movie, but what he

1199
01:21:44,439 --> 01:21:48,079
does, it's the most realistic movie
from the seventeen hundreds you can imagine.

1200
01:21:48,159 --> 01:21:51,880
So when it's night in the re
inside of houses, it's all candlelight,

1201
01:21:53,039 --> 01:21:56,600
nothing else. Okay, when you're
out on the roads, it's like dacas

1202
01:21:56,640 --> 01:21:59,680
hell. It's what this guy goes
through. It's it's a real journey.

1203
01:21:59,720 --> 01:22:03,119
It's a really good movie, but
kind of an obscure movie. One moment,

1204
01:22:03,159 --> 01:22:09,000
we want to talk about obscure movies. Montin sco SCE's King of Comedy.

1205
01:22:09,119 --> 01:22:15,239
Have you seen that movie? Oh
yeah, that's a jermy. Did

1206
01:22:15,279 --> 01:22:17,680
he win an oscar for that?
He's unbelievable in that movie. I mean

1207
01:22:17,920 --> 01:22:23,600
he's an adult do everything else making
fun of disabled people and stuff. He

1208
01:22:23,760 --> 01:22:26,960
wasn't that fun. He was of
a freaking real life. But he's great

1209
01:22:27,000 --> 01:22:30,960
in that. He plays Johnny Hasten
basically getting kidnapped, you know, off

1210
01:22:30,000 --> 01:22:33,159
the air and the kidnapper comes on
the Robert than Therow. He's great.

1211
01:22:33,199 --> 01:22:36,279
And and that that girl, that
skinny woman is in it. She's really

1212
01:22:36,319 --> 01:22:42,680
good and it's really good as I
was a turning up with Celebrity Life and

1213
01:22:42,800 --> 01:22:45,960
there's one one of Stacey's movies.
I think he's overrated, but I think

1214
01:22:45,000 --> 01:22:49,039
it's one of those really good movies. It's kind of overlooked. Who's turned

1215
01:22:49,359 --> 01:22:55,039
Let's got a club club, He's
got something mothered up here? I do,

1216
01:22:55,399 --> 01:22:59,359
and uh, this one, Mac
is one. I think you'll like.

1217
01:22:59,680 --> 01:23:02,239
You you may be familiar with it
because it seems to meet your criteria.

1218
01:23:02,319 --> 01:23:06,920
You know, I understand you know, you got this background and movies

1219
01:23:08,000 --> 01:23:12,680
and all this stuff, so you're
sort of a snob film. You're quite

1220
01:23:12,880 --> 01:23:15,520
shot about building, building, building, and it's for the big ending.

1221
01:23:16,039 --> 01:23:19,159
This movie produces that, so I
think based on that, you'll you'll like

1222
01:23:19,239 --> 01:23:25,319
it. It's again another drive in
movie, and it was made in England

1223
01:23:26,560 --> 01:23:30,479
and it goes back to nineteen eighty
one, but it did very well in

1224
01:23:30,560 --> 01:23:32,960
this country. You may have heard
of that if you didn't see it,

1225
01:23:33,319 --> 01:23:38,880
it was and I know Switching probably
will say he did in Seminoid Dash Horror

1226
01:23:38,960 --> 01:23:44,680
Planet, Stop Stop Stop Stop.
I just want to help club. You're

1227
01:23:44,720 --> 01:23:46,159
still going to drive ins in nineteen
eighty one. That's cool, man,

1228
01:23:46,239 --> 01:23:50,960
I like that I went to drive
in. We had a place in Maine

1229
01:23:51,479 --> 01:23:56,600
in the in the end of nineties. He still had a driving up and

1230
01:23:56,680 --> 01:23:59,920
I believe it's still lived. And
oh my kids love that you can drive.

1231
01:24:00,520 --> 01:24:02,880
Did you still have a clave when
you went in front movies? Because

1232
01:24:03,159 --> 01:24:08,279
if your theater, the main theater
is at least one hundred miles away.

1233
01:24:08,439 --> 01:24:12,279
Yes, they were in Boston.
We got to see all the first runs

1234
01:24:12,600 --> 01:24:15,399
up there on vacation and the driving
for two bucks apiece. Listen, I'm

1235
01:24:15,399 --> 01:24:18,479
going to tell the driving in southern
Michigan and Cold Water up. It was

1236
01:24:18,479 --> 01:24:21,479
probably still there. I kept up
really nice and great for families. But

1237
01:24:21,600 --> 01:24:26,640
the club. What's the name of
your movie? Again? In Seminoid are

1238
01:24:26,720 --> 01:24:30,439
a Planet, you might just see
it as are a planet, But in

1239
01:24:30,560 --> 01:24:32,399
England they called it. They started
with Incent. You know that you inseminate

1240
01:24:32,479 --> 01:24:35,039
someone. Wait a minute, it
is a drive in movie. I don't

1241
01:24:35,039 --> 01:24:38,720
know about that. Okay, look, ye, well anyways, let me

1242
01:24:38,760 --> 01:24:42,479
tell us what it's about this one. This one, like the other one,

1243
01:24:42,560 --> 01:24:45,640
is fast moving. Okay, yes, but it's considered a weak imitation

1244
01:24:45,760 --> 01:24:49,720
of Alien. This movie came out
shortly after Alien. Yes, he's the

1245
01:24:50,279 --> 01:24:54,479
writer, a director, says,
now he denies it. But anyway,

1246
01:24:54,760 --> 01:25:03,760
what here involves a crew a male
and female of interplanetary archaeologist and scientists,

1247
01:25:04,359 --> 01:25:09,159
and they go up to this planet, all right, and a distant planet

1248
01:25:09,239 --> 01:25:13,319
that has two sons, and they're
going to excavate. It takes place mostly

1249
01:25:13,399 --> 01:25:20,039
in the cave, in the excavating
ruins of an ancient civilization, and it

1250
01:25:20,800 --> 01:25:27,920
threatened when an alien, a giant
bug eyed worm, rapes one of their

1251
01:25:28,600 --> 01:25:32,880
room. Judy geeseon who's a big
star, now go ahead. She was

1252
01:25:32,920 --> 01:25:35,800
a hot blonde and this she played
the hot blonde chick. But she was

1253
01:25:35,880 --> 01:25:41,439
a scientist. And anyways, she
dug up a piece that wakened up this

1254
01:25:42,279 --> 01:25:46,680
bug eyed giant buguide warm and he's
been waiting for eternity. So anyway,

1255
01:25:46,800 --> 01:25:51,079
she ended up getting pregnant the way
we once again time out. So I

1256
01:25:51,159 --> 01:25:55,000
was just about to ask you,
is the worm like kind of a phallic

1257
01:25:55,560 --> 01:26:00,000
symbol? When I mean, I'm
the story, How does she get how

1258
01:26:00,000 --> 01:26:03,159
does she let you know it's a
big word anyway, how does she get

1259
01:26:03,199 --> 01:26:06,279
pregnant from the big worm? Oh? No, I just to let you

1260
01:26:06,359 --> 01:26:11,840
know that nude scene, that connection
that's with the worm. So anyway,

1261
01:26:11,880 --> 01:26:18,319
well, I didn't sign up for
this podcast to talk about sex anyway with

1262
01:26:18,479 --> 01:26:30,319
worms. Next episode, this is
real Elliott to twin Maggots. Then it

1263
01:26:30,439 --> 01:26:34,039
really starts getting vicious. This is
where in the driving the date I had

1264
01:26:34,079 --> 01:26:41,439
that time, she just put her
head down on my lap. Anyways,

1265
01:26:41,960 --> 01:26:47,439
was she feeling sick? She was
scared? Well, anyways, the judy

1266
01:26:47,960 --> 01:26:54,800
slowly turned homicidal and she murdered her
fellows, her fellow crew members, one

1267
01:26:54,880 --> 01:26:59,600
by one because she needs to suck
their blood to feed her mute offspring.

1268
01:27:00,119 --> 01:27:05,079
It he said. Anyway, you
know, and you'll want to know this

1269
01:27:05,359 --> 01:27:10,119
one. It was filmed over there
in England at the Chiselhurst Cave. I

1270
01:27:10,159 --> 01:27:15,000
don't know if you've been there yet. It's in Kent and also was part

1271
01:27:15,039 --> 01:27:19,119
of it was filmed on the island
of Guazo in Malta, so it was

1272
01:27:19,159 --> 01:27:25,319
filmed in some pretty extravagant places.
Now, the big thing about this is

1273
01:27:25,439 --> 01:27:29,159
that the ending, which I'm not
going to tell you because it's it's you

1274
01:27:29,239 --> 01:27:31,800
know, it's really scary. But
anyways, I do want to tell you

1275
01:27:31,920 --> 01:27:35,880
that the critics had interesting comments about
this. I'll I'll give you two brief

1276
01:27:36,239 --> 01:27:41,359
critical comments. One of them was
it's a piece of ship, yes,

1277
01:27:41,439 --> 01:27:46,479
yes, And the other one is
the highlight of the movie is when someone

1278
01:27:46,640 --> 01:27:53,680
attempting to cut off their own foot
with the hedge trimmer. We're not here

1279
01:27:53,760 --> 01:27:58,479
where the archaeologist is walking around with
a hedge trimmer in an alien cave.

1280
01:28:00,119 --> 01:28:05,279
But it was very important in the
theater. People reacted to it when when

1281
01:28:05,319 --> 01:28:13,560
the audience cheered when Cindy got strangled. Anyways, it all had as a

1282
01:28:13,760 --> 01:28:19,239
large, devoted cult footfall and it
was made the La Times Top ten list.

1283
01:28:19,680 --> 01:28:23,600
I'm not sure what top ten list, but they say there. And

1284
01:28:23,680 --> 01:28:27,079
I just want to tell you that
East Dives ended up moving really big based

1285
01:28:27,119 --> 01:28:30,560
on this movie. Judy Geeseon she
ended up moving to the US. She

1286
01:28:30,640 --> 01:28:36,560
played in Sher with Love Ran Again, She played in The Eagle as Landed.

1287
01:28:38,119 --> 01:28:42,199
She was part of the Royal Shakespeare
Company. Wow. And the other

1288
01:28:42,760 --> 01:28:45,039
one that moved very up a lot
too was Victoria Tenant. I'm sure you've

1289
01:28:45,039 --> 01:28:50,399
all heard her. Victoria married to
Steve Martin and she was in Windsor Wash

1290
01:28:50,479 --> 01:28:55,159
got a global globe in operation,
and she was in the TV shows Monk

1291
01:28:55,720 --> 01:29:00,279
Jack, Diagnosis, Murder, so
anyways, the film, it's off as

1292
01:29:00,319 --> 01:29:03,439
a real sleeper, but you could
see by the impact on these female actresses

1293
01:29:03,920 --> 01:29:10,399
that it obviously boosted them into a
successful careers. And so I just don't

1294
01:29:10,439 --> 01:29:13,520
want to let you know if you
haven't seen that one. It's really it's

1295
01:29:13,560 --> 01:29:16,920
worth the time, very exciting and
so once you go worm, once you

1296
01:29:16,960 --> 01:29:19,760
go worm, you can't go back. You got a squirm. I don't

1297
01:29:19,760 --> 01:29:25,279
know. I say this story reminds
me of something. Is that with a

1298
01:29:25,960 --> 01:29:29,800
she had when she gets strangled.
It's it's that old chilbre story about Piasa

1299
01:29:29,880 --> 01:29:34,359
Dora, remember her a little right? She she looked she I don't know

1300
01:29:34,399 --> 01:29:36,840
how old she was, but she
looked like she was very young. So

1301
01:29:39,840 --> 01:29:42,920
uh, she wasn't much of an
actress, but she was married to this

1302
01:29:43,079 --> 01:29:46,479
like Italian billionaire who was like a
weapons dailer or some freaking thing. And

1303
01:29:47,079 --> 01:29:51,399
it's kind of like Cis and Kane
where he bought her her career and stuff

1304
01:29:51,479 --> 01:29:55,319
like that, and she posed a
play billy and stuff like that. So

1305
01:29:55,439 --> 01:29:59,239
anyway, but nothing never really took
because she couldn't act, but she looked

1306
01:29:59,319 --> 01:30:01,880
very cute. So anyway, he
arranged for her to star in the Diary

1307
01:30:01,920 --> 01:30:08,000
of Anne Frank in Toronto. Okay, now he's gonna eat. She's been

1308
01:30:08,079 --> 01:30:11,399
in films, she's been on Broadway. Nothing works. Sorry, he's gonna

1309
01:30:11,439 --> 01:30:15,000
She's gonna try the stage now in
serious time. She's I hate to say

1310
01:30:15,119 --> 01:30:19,840
this, but she's and Frank in
the movie, and she in the play.

1311
01:30:20,000 --> 01:30:24,600
She's and Frank in the play.
And she's so bad that when the

1312
01:30:24,680 --> 01:30:27,199
Nazis break in at the end,
something in the audience yelled, O,

1313
01:30:27,359 --> 01:30:34,119
she's in the attic. She's a
pretty girl. Yeah, she's just a

1314
01:30:34,279 --> 01:30:38,199
showing naked picture. Yes, she
is a pretty girl. She also was

1315
01:30:38,279 --> 01:30:42,560
known for she's going to European tour
and she had just had a baby,

1316
01:30:42,640 --> 01:30:45,840
like two weeks before. And the
reporter said to her, so are you

1317
01:30:45,880 --> 01:30:46,960
bringing the baby with you or not? And she said, what baby?

1318
01:30:48,279 --> 01:30:54,199
Not a real maternal instance, dub
on ice. That's nice. She had

1319
01:30:54,239 --> 01:30:57,199
a couple of top of scenes in
a couple of movies. Yeah, if

1320
01:30:57,239 --> 01:30:59,520
you really want to, if you
really let me go, look, I

1321
01:30:59,600 --> 01:31:03,279
know so all right, So thank
you club for that. I'm gonna want

1322
01:31:03,439 --> 01:31:06,119
I'm gonna want you should again and
again if you haven't seen it, I

1323
01:31:06,279 --> 01:31:10,079
really recommend it, but keep the
lights on when you do. It's a

1324
01:31:10,119 --> 01:31:15,800
it's a real horror one out of
that discussion. Don't use worms when you

1325
01:31:15,880 --> 01:31:17,000
go fishing. You know you probably
don't want to put that on them.

1326
01:31:17,079 --> 01:31:21,720
Listen, dead beat worm. Dead
beat worm is a great name for CD

1327
01:31:23,359 --> 01:31:26,640
or you know, band or something. Dead beat worm says a lot.

1328
01:31:26,920 --> 01:31:30,960
So switch, you haven't quick on. Let's here, let's hear yours switching

1329
01:31:30,960 --> 01:31:41,439
all right? Drive angry Nicholas Cage
it sucks and Amber heard, hang Ember

1330
01:31:41,479 --> 01:31:44,920
heard. Before all the controversy,
I want to say that she looked great

1331
01:31:45,000 --> 01:31:46,640
and she was very good in the
role ahead and I have to say she

1332
01:31:46,720 --> 01:31:50,920
didn't crapple over the production anyway.
With the here is in Hell and he

1333
01:31:51,079 --> 01:31:55,640
escapes, and the reason he escapes
is his daughters has had a child,

1334
01:31:55,840 --> 01:31:59,359
and there's this cult that that wants
to get the child and sacrifice it and

1335
01:31:59,479 --> 01:32:02,079
open up this other dimension, like
a Lovecraftian dimension. Crazy stuff. I

1336
01:32:02,119 --> 01:32:05,279
mean, there's car chases, there's
fights, and William Fitchener is a guy

1337
01:32:05,399 --> 01:32:10,319
sent from Hell to get Nicholas Cage
back, and he has this really funky

1338
01:32:10,439 --> 01:32:14,079
cool looking gun which can can do
all kinds of stuff and so he's this

1339
01:32:14,079 --> 01:32:16,359
a couple of times when it looks
like he's actually gonna kill or or disintegrate.

1340
01:32:16,520 --> 01:32:21,800
Uh uh the hero Nicholas Cage,
and uh they almost become allies towards

1341
01:32:21,800 --> 01:32:25,720
the end. But anyway, it's
just it's a it's a it's a romp,

1342
01:32:25,760 --> 01:32:29,359
it's car chase, it's it's not
it's rated. I would say a

1343
01:32:29,439 --> 01:32:32,359
heavy R. It's the young children
away and uh, it's it's really it's

1344
01:32:32,399 --> 01:32:35,760
a lot of fun. It's about
Uh, it's about Nicholas Cage saving this

1345
01:32:35,960 --> 01:32:41,199
child from the evil cult before they
whip him back to hell. And there's

1346
01:32:41,239 --> 01:32:44,199
this really cool song. I mean, there's there's a there's a there's a

1347
01:32:44,279 --> 01:32:46,359
music score and all that stuff,
and there's probably a few songs I've forgotten

1348
01:32:46,359 --> 01:32:49,439
about. But at the very end
that at the very end, there's this

1349
01:32:49,520 --> 01:32:53,760
cool black car. I won't tell
you exactly what's going on, but that's

1350
01:32:53,800 --> 01:32:57,640
a very very cool song and I
checked it out. There's only one verse

1351
01:32:57,840 --> 01:33:00,640
that's been written. They never finished
it, but it it is awesome.

1352
01:33:00,680 --> 01:33:03,880
A great way to end of the
movie. Again, Thrive Angry Nicholas Cage,

1353
01:33:03,880 --> 01:33:09,439
what are you Fitioner? And Amber
heard, what year ten years ago?

1354
01:33:09,600 --> 01:33:12,520
Fifteen? Maybe it's not not terribly
old. Okay, let me just

1355
01:33:12,560 --> 01:33:15,800
say it sounds so familiar. I
think I watched THISNG like a real sleeper.

1356
01:33:16,279 --> 01:33:19,479
Yes, well, anything that Nicholas
Cage is in is you'll be sleeping

1357
01:33:19,520 --> 01:33:24,000
when you watch it. Let me
just la Cage go ahead. Is he

1358
01:33:24,800 --> 01:33:27,119
Is he a good actor or is
he a bad actor? I think he's

1359
01:33:27,159 --> 01:33:30,840
a good actor, but I think
that he has become one of these guys

1360
01:33:30,880 --> 01:33:34,000
who all those people out there are
weird, you know, but he's he's

1361
01:33:34,119 --> 01:33:39,039
more known for being like weird than
being a good actor. I've seen him

1362
01:33:39,079 --> 01:33:42,000
in really good movies. But let
me just take this moment to talk about

1363
01:33:42,000 --> 01:33:45,199
the Amber heard. Okay, if
you don't mind, now, I would

1364
01:33:45,199 --> 01:33:47,359
love to hear this. Okay,
now listen, now look it I I

1365
01:33:48,520 --> 01:33:54,199
you know, let's say pre trial
with her and Johnny Depp, and when

1366
01:33:54,319 --> 01:33:57,560
a lot of really kind of like
disgusting stuff came out, let's just wash

1367
01:33:57,600 --> 01:34:00,600
that away for a second. He
was married to him. She was married

1368
01:34:00,680 --> 01:34:05,039
to Johnny Dupp for a while,
okay, and they had what the kids

1369
01:34:05,079 --> 01:34:12,439
call him open relationship. So she
continued these relationship with her girlfriends. Let's

1370
01:34:12,439 --> 01:34:15,920
just say that, okay, all
right, she leaves him. She drives

1371
01:34:15,319 --> 01:34:20,520
Johnny Depp nuts. She literally drove
him nuts. I mean, he was

1372
01:34:20,560 --> 01:34:24,680
found not guilty at the trial,
but there's a lot of evidence said that

1373
01:34:24,800 --> 01:34:28,680
she would just drive him nuts.
Okay, and he must have liked some

1374
01:34:28,760 --> 01:34:30,560
of it. Okay. So anyway, so then that relationship goes away.

1375
01:34:30,640 --> 01:34:35,239
She gets involved with what's his name, that freaking idiot. You know who's

1376
01:34:35,279 --> 01:34:39,199
the Lexus guy, not the Lexis
guy. You know, Elon Musk,

1377
01:34:39,359 --> 01:34:43,840
Elon Musk. Okay, let me
take of a mirror. He's a fucking

1378
01:34:43,920 --> 01:34:47,159
idiot because he doesn't have any kind
of like a social awareness. He wants

1379
01:34:47,239 --> 01:34:50,880
so much to be a celebrity.
So anyway, they got together. Somehow,

1380
01:34:50,920 --> 01:34:55,920
they get together. They were together
the couple. They should like playing

1381
01:34:55,960 --> 01:34:59,239
traffic together. Yeah why not?
He should drive one of her she should

1382
01:34:59,319 --> 01:35:02,640
drive one of his drive cars and
something, yeah, something go off the

1383
01:35:02,720 --> 01:35:04,920
road. But but this is what
she did to him. They were together

1384
01:35:04,960 --> 01:35:08,800
for a long time. He was
like married, he has like nine kids.

1385
01:35:08,840 --> 01:35:12,000
He's a he's he's not a really
good he gives me the Yeah,

1386
01:35:12,680 --> 01:35:15,159
he's like a villain from the future. But anyway, she said to him.

1387
01:35:15,560 --> 01:35:18,319
So she breaks up with them.
She drives him nuts. The stock

1388
01:35:18,399 --> 01:35:21,960
price goes down. He's so up
about this, sorry, and she finally

1389
01:35:23,000 --> 01:35:26,680
says, I'll make up with you. Come down to stop Hollow Chili,

1390
01:35:26,920 --> 01:35:30,399
some freaking place down South America.
We'll meet there. He changes his whole

1391
01:35:30,479 --> 01:35:33,520
schedule, he does all this,
He flies down, she stands them up.

1392
01:35:38,840 --> 01:35:43,119
What is it about her? What
is it about her? That's what

1393
01:35:43,239 --> 01:35:45,760
I want to know. It's like, why did she drive these guys crazy?

1394
01:35:45,880 --> 01:35:50,520
You know? Oh you know what, she has a platinum p hold

1395
01:35:50,560 --> 01:35:59,840
on, she has a platinum cat, said, cat Roll a platinum p

1396
01:36:00,199 --> 01:36:01,600
Okay, I guess you can't say
it on the show. That's okay,

1397
01:36:01,720 --> 01:36:05,920
all right, button Cat, it
must be. That's why you must do

1398
01:36:06,039 --> 01:36:12,880
something really great. Yeah right,
yeah, better be. It's like for

1399
01:36:13,079 --> 01:36:15,239
for women on our side, for
all the ladies that will agree with this,

1400
01:36:15,479 --> 01:36:19,239
it's when somebody has a devil D. You know, all the ladies

1401
01:36:19,239 --> 01:36:24,920
are going to get that a double
D, same thing, interchangeable with five

1402
01:36:25,000 --> 01:36:27,920
drunk white guys. You're going to
have to tell us what that means after

1403
01:36:28,000 --> 01:36:31,479
you. Well, so this is
a Mac after dark. So if there's

1404
01:36:31,479 --> 01:36:35,920
any kids listening, you know,
scart off. So we have a platinum,

1405
01:36:36,640 --> 01:36:47,560
all right, interchange tape the tape, the tape, the tape exactly.

1406
01:36:49,520 --> 01:36:55,960
Okay, Well we're going to cut
the I was about to ask Alexa

1407
01:36:56,039 --> 01:36:59,039
here that is the next room.
That was I'm trying to show Mac off

1408
01:36:59,079 --> 01:37:00,720
to the side here, you know, trying to clear it up, but

1409
01:37:01,239 --> 01:37:03,920
he wasn't picking up what I was
putting down. And then you had to

1410
01:37:04,000 --> 01:37:09,479
deliver the final ball, you know
what I'm trying to You know, the

1411
01:37:09,560 --> 01:37:11,640
guys, we need to spend more
time out in the streets. Wow,

1412
01:37:13,119 --> 01:37:16,239
we really do. Anyway, Well, thank you for that. You better

1413
01:37:16,359 --> 01:37:20,239
be platinum for that price. I'll
tell you for real, I'm saying I

1414
01:37:20,560 --> 01:37:23,840
don't want to go back in the
time machine, but way way back.

1415
01:37:24,039 --> 01:37:28,520
But it's this almost exact same story
as Frank Sinatra and what's her name?

1416
01:37:29,600 --> 01:37:33,159
That woman who drove everyone like kind
of crazy. I'm sorry, clubs you

1417
01:37:33,159 --> 01:37:38,920
would know, oh you mean no, no, not no. Before her,

1418
01:37:39,119 --> 01:37:42,319
he was married to Ford Ava Gardner. Okay, if you see Ava

1419
01:37:42,359 --> 01:37:45,640
Gardner, if you see pictures of
her, now, yeah, this's okay.

1420
01:37:45,039 --> 01:37:48,319
You know, from a beauty standpoint
kind of fifties or whatever. She

1421
01:37:48,520 --> 01:37:54,439
drove him nuts, She drove like
two or three other people like crazy because

1422
01:37:54,840 --> 01:37:58,840
I don't know why I don't like
Cleopatra. You know, she she knew,

1423
01:37:59,319 --> 01:38:03,039
she knew how to make how to
push the button. Okay, well

1424
01:38:03,279 --> 01:38:05,880
it's not kind of like the same
story. So anyway, Okay, we

1425
01:38:05,960 --> 01:38:09,840
got like one more movie left,
give another movie one one, dude,

1426
01:38:11,640 --> 01:38:15,800
he's look at that of the lost
doc. No sucking movie, sucking movie.

1427
01:38:15,840 --> 01:38:19,399
I'll tell you what now, listen, rocked Mac, I'll tell you

1428
01:38:19,439 --> 01:38:21,760
where you know. I'll tell you
exactly now. And they know that only

1429
01:38:23,000 --> 01:38:26,079
the movie is. But you know
the Hauson Ford, excellent actor, playing

1430
01:38:26,159 --> 01:38:33,640
like he sucks. Come come on, he doesn't act after these exotic artifacts

1431
01:38:34,159 --> 01:38:36,600
in the Middle East. Okay,
can I tell you? Can I tell

1432
01:38:36,640 --> 01:38:39,880
you right off? He'll get it. Can I tell you right off?

1433
01:38:40,079 --> 01:38:42,880
Okay? And switch knows what I'm
gonna say. Okay, first of all,

1434
01:38:45,000 --> 01:38:47,159
if you watch that movie, I
mean, basically it's the act of

1435
01:38:47,239 --> 01:38:51,239
the Covenant, not watch it.
If the art of the Covenant. The

1436
01:38:51,399 --> 01:38:58,039
Nazis are somehow, for some reason
in Egypt in nineteen thirty four and they

1437
01:38:58,239 --> 01:39:00,920
find it and they want it,
okay, and then Harrison Ford and the

1438
01:39:01,279 --> 01:39:05,760
you know, his little bodies could
not and try to stop them. If

1439
01:39:05,800 --> 01:39:11,159
you watch that movie, everything that
happens in that movie could happen, would

1440
01:39:11,199 --> 01:39:15,000
happen if Harrison Ford and the people
weren't in. It doesn't matter. It

1441
01:39:15,119 --> 01:39:18,680
doesn't now, now hang on,
let me switch it. They go,

1442
01:39:18,880 --> 01:39:21,920
no matter, right to the end. The Nazis get the thing. They

1443
01:39:23,000 --> 01:39:26,199
get the thing, and they have
the submarine chase and all right, and

1444
01:39:26,279 --> 01:39:28,560
they bring it to their secret cave
and all that stuff, and they open

1445
01:39:28,640 --> 01:39:31,359
it up and then the Angels,
you know, whatever is inside kills all

1446
01:39:31,359 --> 01:39:35,399
the Nazis. That would have happened
anyway. And what Harrison Ford and his

1447
01:39:35,479 --> 01:39:41,239
buddy's doing the movie doesn't They have
no They have no determination on how the

1448
01:39:41,399 --> 01:39:47,199
outcome happens. Okay, gave it
that old college trial, but they failed.

1449
01:39:47,279 --> 01:39:49,359
Well, the Angels would have done
that anyway. But you know what

1450
01:39:50,279 --> 01:39:56,279
up with a better script is saying
a story. If they had good job,

1451
01:39:56,640 --> 01:39:59,800
if they had managed to get that
thing, if Harrison Ford hadn't been

1452
01:39:59,840 --> 01:40:02,720
in, if they had gotten nothing
back to Nazi Germany, had opened it

1453
01:40:02,760 --> 01:40:06,399
in front of Hitler guests who would
have been dead. See, they would

1454
01:40:06,399 --> 01:40:10,119
have killed him because he would have
been one of the clowns standing in front

1455
01:40:10,159 --> 01:40:12,600
of it, listen with his face
in it, right, and it would

1456
01:40:12,600 --> 01:40:15,079
have melted him. But a great
movie. He listened. This is what

1457
01:40:15,159 --> 01:40:17,039
I'm saying about. There are certain
movies, are certain very famous movies that

1458
01:40:17,199 --> 01:40:21,800
actually deceived the audience, and that's
one of them. The Nazis were not

1459
01:40:21,920 --> 01:40:25,720
in Egypt in nineteen thirty four,
whenever the hell it was. Okay,

1460
01:40:25,840 --> 01:40:28,840
so that's you. You're off the
charts with that. And the fact is

1461
01:40:29,119 --> 01:40:30,359
that the script I'm just saying,
come up with a bit of story.

1462
01:40:30,399 --> 01:40:36,520
Okay, second one track made up
for any hist Yeah who did the soundtrack?

1463
01:40:38,520 --> 01:40:41,600
You know? John Williams. Yeah
he's okay, Yeah, he's good.

1464
01:40:41,640 --> 01:40:45,640
Yeah, Yeah, he's right.
Hey, listen, he's kind of

1465
01:40:45,720 --> 01:40:49,359
predictable. The lights coming through and
lights that deal up there to tell where

1466
01:40:49,399 --> 01:40:54,560
the arc is and and the action
sequences. Oh, come on, he's

1467
01:40:54,640 --> 01:40:57,880
kind of predictable, I think.
Okay, did you know that his son

1468
01:40:58,279 --> 01:41:03,279
is the lead singer of the band
Toto. Gentlemen, anyway, it missed

1469
01:41:03,279 --> 01:41:08,000
the range down in Africa, don't
think that's right. That's a great sign.

1470
01:41:08,760 --> 01:41:11,840
I just think that, like for
Martin's Got for instance, he did

1471
01:41:11,920 --> 01:41:15,880
that movie on Howard Hughes with the
lee of Dicaprios in it. What's abbreviator

1472
01:41:16,000 --> 01:41:20,640
deviet? Okay, fine, Okay. So in the movie, he has

1473
01:41:20,720 --> 01:41:26,279
this huge airplane that he's built called
the Spruce Grooves. The Spruce Groops has

1474
01:41:26,439 --> 01:41:29,479
eight engines on it. It's enormous
and it's supposed to take like five hundred

1475
01:41:29,479 --> 01:41:32,199
soldiers across the Pacific, you know, to fight in the wall. That's

1476
01:41:32,199 --> 01:41:35,319
why they built it. And then
the defensive Bob and gave him money to

1477
01:41:35,399 --> 01:41:42,560
do it. Okay, in real
life they cut off his funding. Howard

1478
01:41:42,640 --> 01:41:44,920
Hughes is the guy who built this, you know, and he's like an

1479
01:41:44,920 --> 01:41:47,840
eccentric billionaire et cetera, et cetera. So he just approved everyone wrong.

1480
01:41:47,920 --> 01:41:50,439
He said, I'm going to actually
fly this thing. It was being took

1481
01:41:50,560 --> 01:41:55,199
like years to build it. He
finally flies in and literally went twenty feet

1482
01:41:55,279 --> 01:41:59,880
off the surface of Sco Bay and
landed. His flight was shorter than the

1483
01:42:00,039 --> 01:42:03,439
original Kitty Hawk flight of the Right
Brothers. Okay, In Sclos Stacey's movie,

1484
01:42:03,760 --> 01:42:09,119
he's flying over San Francis. He's
soaring like a jumbo j That's wrong,

1485
01:42:09,239 --> 01:42:12,640
you know what I mean that you
can't do that. You just can't.

1486
01:42:12,800 --> 01:42:15,520
You just can't do that. You're
you're deceiving your audience. You're picking

1487
01:42:15,560 --> 01:42:21,119
on the historically, but it's not
true on this. You can't do it

1488
01:42:21,159 --> 01:42:27,439
because that that stuff drives me insane
when it's not like historically accurate. Even

1489
01:42:27,479 --> 01:42:30,760
when it comes down to the music, because sometimes you're watching things that are

1490
01:42:30,800 --> 01:42:32,920
set in a certain in a certain
year, right, and they'll play music

1491
01:42:32,960 --> 01:42:40,640
that wasn't released for another two years. Goodfellows, you see a nineteen fifty

1492
01:42:40,720 --> 01:42:45,399
a Chevy going by it. Goodfellows
is a perfect example of that, because

1493
01:42:45,680 --> 01:42:50,760
go ahead, place switching, switching. It was in the script. Oh

1494
01:42:50,840 --> 01:42:55,800
yeah, there you go. It's
like it's like the divine you, the

1495
01:42:55,920 --> 01:43:00,880
hand of God, right, the
Bible? Why a TV show? And

1496
01:43:00,000 --> 01:43:02,039
I say, well, why did
that person do that? And I'll say,

1497
01:43:02,119 --> 01:43:06,640
was in the script? No?
No, right? A movie to

1498
01:43:06,760 --> 01:43:10,199
become miserable? Is that? No? No, no, I'm not saying

1499
01:43:10,199 --> 01:43:12,199
that. I say that. I
like a lot of movies. I'm just

1500
01:43:12,239 --> 01:43:15,560
saying, why miserable? About all
I'm saying I'm the one. I'm the

1501
01:43:15,600 --> 01:43:20,399
one defending the movie, defending the
screenplay. But you seem to think you

1502
01:43:20,439 --> 01:43:23,960
seem to think that, yeah,
because it's in the script. I'd rather

1503
01:43:24,000 --> 01:43:27,960
I'd rather cuddle up to that reynoldsnake. If you're seeing Killers of the Flower

1504
01:43:28,039 --> 01:43:30,720
Moon, No, why would you
want to watch that? I mean,

1505
01:43:30,760 --> 01:43:34,520
come on, why historical actress?
I know, like you know, you

1506
01:43:34,560 --> 01:43:36,840
have like three or four attempts to
make it all the way through. No

1507
01:43:36,920 --> 01:43:41,359
one wants to watch that stuff.
I'm sorry, I know it's probably that's

1508
01:43:41,399 --> 01:43:44,479
three and a half hours, and
I breezed through it, unlike Oppenheimer,

1509
01:43:44,560 --> 01:43:47,159
where I couldn't wait to get out
of there. I'm glad it's historically as

1510
01:43:47,319 --> 01:43:50,479
the bomb so I can get out
of here. That's all I want to

1511
01:43:50,479 --> 01:43:56,880
say, is the bombs? What
about good Fellas? Come on? Here's

1512
01:43:56,920 --> 01:44:01,359
my thing with the Flower Moon?
Is a really really good movie good Fellas.

1513
01:44:01,800 --> 01:44:05,439
Good Fellas is a good movie for
several reasons. But it's but it's

1514
01:44:05,560 --> 01:44:10,840
not a great movie for several reasons. Goodfella's number one why it's good is

1515
01:44:11,000 --> 01:44:15,279
it tells this story that is just
like so fascinating about these mobs they's on

1516
01:44:15,359 --> 01:44:17,960
my island and they gotta you know, knock off JFK. Uphold is basically

1517
01:44:18,000 --> 01:44:20,920
what they're doing for those like gold
Shipment. But it's just the vives of

1518
01:44:21,000 --> 01:44:25,680
them in the minds of I hate
to say, but like the Italian kind

1519
01:44:25,720 --> 01:44:29,439
of the neighborhoods down there and how
they act and how they different, how

1520
01:44:29,479 --> 01:44:33,279
they reacted different things is really cool, and it's it's it's great when you

1521
01:44:33,319 --> 01:44:36,800
see the success, but then you
see what happens when it starts to go

1522
01:44:36,920 --> 01:44:41,119
downhill. But what's kind of cool
is that there's a scene in it where

1523
01:44:41,239 --> 01:44:45,680
Aleota you have to go through his
day. He's in the characters I gotta

1524
01:44:45,720 --> 01:44:46,800
go to the monk and I got
to pick up the tomatoes. I'm I

1525
01:44:46,840 --> 01:44:49,119
going to come back and pack the
coke for the guy for the girl,

1526
01:44:49,800 --> 01:44:54,880
and the helicopter of his houships,
like, oh man, it's so cool.

1527
01:44:55,239 --> 01:44:58,800
It's just so cool, and and
everyone in is really good. But

1528
01:44:58,920 --> 01:45:01,439
the sound tracks all these Rolling Stone
songs that weren't even out when that's just

1529
01:45:01,479 --> 01:45:04,960
supposed to be happening. And I
just think Scoo says he putting in the

1530
01:45:05,000 --> 01:45:08,479
Rolling Stone song, He's tend to
be cool, you know what I mean,

1531
01:45:08,520 --> 01:45:11,920
but just putting in some kind of
really original soundtrack like The Godfather.

1532
01:45:12,279 --> 01:45:15,119
Everyone hears the first three notes of
Godfather. You know what movie that is?

1533
01:45:15,359 --> 01:45:16,880
Right of course yep. So he
could have done the same thing,

1534
01:45:17,079 --> 01:45:19,279
but I think you want to be
cool. He want to be buds with

1535
01:45:19,319 --> 01:45:24,640
the Rolling Stones. He put on
that he did that concert film with them

1536
01:45:24,760 --> 01:45:28,399
years later, which he came out
and admitted was he was dishonest because the

1537
01:45:28,479 --> 01:45:30,760
beginning of that Shine of Light,
he said, he has clips of them,

1538
01:45:30,760 --> 01:45:32,520
and you know, these guys who
looked old then then it was like

1539
01:45:32,560 --> 01:45:34,920
twenty years ago, and they going
to, what's song are we going to

1540
01:45:34,960 --> 01:45:36,920
play? And they go, well, Mick won't tell us, And he

1541
01:45:38,119 --> 01:45:42,680
manipulated that. You know that those
film clips that make it seem like they

1542
01:45:42,720 --> 01:45:45,800
weren't, they were gonna be.
They're gonna be what we're gonna be open

1543
01:45:45,920 --> 01:45:47,640
with. Well, someone said these
guys are like seventy years old, they're

1544
01:45:47,680 --> 01:45:50,520
gonna open It would stop me up. Okay, that's gonna be. That's

1545
01:45:50,560 --> 01:45:54,680
the first time they always play.
And he came to and he tried to

1546
01:45:54,720 --> 01:45:58,520
build some drama into that news being
dishonest and you just can't. And I

1547
01:45:58,560 --> 01:46:00,880
always sounded like a snob saying,
but you just can't do that. You

1548
01:46:00,960 --> 01:46:05,680
know, you can't be dishonest if
you want you're taking you're like stealing some

1549
01:46:05,800 --> 01:46:10,760
of the money of the ticket Greek
club, club club with music. He's

1550
01:46:10,760 --> 01:46:13,920
shaking and said, yeah, that
is I mean, it's just you.

1551
01:46:14,119 --> 01:46:16,600
You. How could anyone sit down
and talk about movies with you? Because

1552
01:46:16,600 --> 01:46:20,960
you hate every one of them?
But I don't hate everyone. I don't

1553
01:46:20,960 --> 01:46:25,159
hate every one of them. I
just say that most of them some of

1554
01:46:25,239 --> 01:46:28,279
them. Have you ever seen a
movie called A Knight's Tale? Yes,

1555
01:46:28,359 --> 01:46:32,239
that's a really good leaguer. But
but they used David Bowie music. But

1556
01:46:32,359 --> 01:46:35,359
that I fit though that well,
it didn't fit perfectly. Night sales are

1557
01:46:35,399 --> 01:46:40,880
really good, I know. But
you know again when they first when they

1558
01:46:40,960 --> 01:46:45,000
heard him and her first dancing,
and it's you know, and then every

1559
01:46:45,039 --> 01:46:47,880
now and then they throw one chunk
of Bowie in there, but it didn't

1560
01:46:47,880 --> 01:46:51,399
ada wait a minute, and then
all of a sudden they go right into

1561
01:46:51,479 --> 01:46:55,359
it and it's like, it's amazing
the way they did that. That's a

1562
01:46:55,399 --> 01:46:58,800
good movie and that and that Keith, what does day men who led he

1563
01:46:58,960 --> 01:47:01,880
Leger died in the with the two
Olsen ones. What was going on there?

1564
01:47:02,079 --> 01:47:04,760
Did you ever see him in their
life? Johnny Docco? Did you

1565
01:47:04,800 --> 01:47:10,159
ever watch Johnny? Yeah? I
mean, oh, it's what an incredible

1566
01:47:10,199 --> 01:47:13,359
when he played the Joker in one
of the Batman movies and he's just really

1567
01:47:13,560 --> 01:47:15,479
he's just knocked it out of the
party, knocked out of the movie.

1568
01:47:16,520 --> 01:47:18,800
That's too bad. Yeah, that's
too bad. But n Tale A Nights

1569
01:47:18,880 --> 01:47:21,359
Tale is really good. It's one
of those movies it's just you know,

1570
01:47:21,439 --> 01:47:26,119
you just you just get into it
and it moves, you know, right

1571
01:47:26,159 --> 01:47:29,279
from the beginning. Am I the
only one who thinks? Now, the

1572
01:47:29,359 --> 01:47:30,960
girl that he was after this is
what you got? Allow you to be?

1573
01:47:31,079 --> 01:47:35,600
Go ahead, go ahead, her
handmaiden. I think it was hotter

1574
01:47:35,680 --> 01:47:39,039
than her. Okay, here's the
problem, and I know the one side

1575
01:47:39,039 --> 01:47:44,479
story. If you look at they
the major female lead in that movie,

1576
01:47:44,840 --> 01:47:49,760
she looks like Angela Jolie's not so
attractive cousin. Okay, And the problem

1577
01:47:49,840 --> 01:47:54,880
is they wanted Angela Jolie to do
the movie and she got by the time

1578
01:47:54,960 --> 01:47:58,439
they get going, she was too
famous to do it. Okay, But

1579
01:47:58,520 --> 01:48:02,000
I agree with you she's not.
She's not leaving her like Hepburn. It

1580
01:48:02,079 --> 01:48:06,000
points like some of the gut ups
she had on was so futuristic. But

1581
01:48:06,159 --> 01:48:15,239
you were talking about Sussmann. I
know you're talking about her, her handmaiden

1582
01:48:15,359 --> 01:48:17,680
with the long hair. Yes,
I found her more to be far more

1583
01:48:17,680 --> 01:48:23,000
attractive than her, but that's that's
just me. Hey, listen, we

1584
01:48:23,119 --> 01:48:28,720
talked about Mia Mia Farrell earlier with
the Boy. Yeah, when when Frank

1585
01:48:28,960 --> 01:48:33,000
told Dean Martin he is marrying Mia
Farrow, you know, said I got

1586
01:48:33,039 --> 01:48:40,239
Scotch older than her. And her
hair was so sure, she had a

1587
01:48:40,279 --> 01:48:43,159
boy's haircut her. She was a
big stubb and she's on Peyton Place.

1588
01:48:43,319 --> 01:48:45,239
She had this long kind of sixties
hair and all of a sudden she kind

1589
01:48:45,239 --> 01:48:49,159
of she did Roachmaries baby, and
she was like back up, yeah,

1590
01:48:49,199 --> 01:48:55,039
yeah, yeah with that perf funny
Woody Allen film or two Yeah, well

1591
01:48:55,079 --> 01:48:58,399
oh yeah, yeah, okay,
good movie. Yeah. Yeah. She's

1592
01:48:58,600 --> 01:49:00,600
ver interviewed on let him in and
stuff, and she's you know, she's

1593
01:49:00,680 --> 01:49:05,800
okay to be in that. I
was married until her daughter came and lived

1594
01:49:05,800 --> 01:49:09,039
together. They never got married.
Did you have a kid with him?

1595
01:49:09,239 --> 01:49:12,560
Yes, yeah, And she adopted
a bunch of kids at that and he

1596
01:49:12,680 --> 01:49:15,399
took off with one of them.
And that's and he takes off with the

1597
01:49:15,479 --> 01:49:16,960
Korean adopted kid. I mean,
that's why he's a smutch, you know

1598
01:49:17,000 --> 01:49:20,159
what I mean? You know that
guy I should have brought up what he

1599
01:49:20,479 --> 01:49:24,439
should have? You should have I
gotta say to him, you know,

1600
01:49:24,560 --> 01:49:26,920
right now, we'll cut this up
of him, because you know, he's

1601
01:49:26,960 --> 01:49:30,520
one of these guys who is in
so much with like this Manhattan money crowd,

1602
01:49:30,920 --> 01:49:33,920
and they give him like two or
three million bucks and he gets these

1603
01:49:34,000 --> 01:49:36,560
actors up here in the film for
nothing. I mean he this is on

1604
01:49:36,720 --> 01:49:40,760
record, okay, and he makes
the same freaking movie over and over again,

1605
01:49:40,840 --> 01:49:44,319
you know, and and who cares? And he's in and who would

1606
01:49:44,359 --> 01:49:47,279
do that? You know what?
The he's just I just don't like him.

1607
01:49:47,680 --> 01:49:51,560
He's pretty gross. Yeah, when
the wife finds pictures of him,

1608
01:49:53,600 --> 01:49:56,359
the naked daughter like in his yeah, he stopped for going. Hey wait

1609
01:49:56,359 --> 01:49:59,880
a minute, excuse me, when
did this happen? What happened? Yeah,

1610
01:50:00,239 --> 01:50:01,680
Kassa, what's happened? What's going
on here? Anyway? Hey?

1611
01:50:01,760 --> 01:50:05,279
Tip about k Pasa? What what's
the time there? Coppilat Well, We're

1612
01:50:05,479 --> 01:50:10,039
at thirty nine seventeen and we started
at forty three. This is exciting,

1613
01:50:10,119 --> 01:50:15,039
so we should be uh landing some
Well, yeah we should. We're getting

1614
01:50:15,119 --> 01:50:18,760
We're getting way out of ourselves.
This is the first edition of mc maloney's

1615
01:50:18,760 --> 01:50:23,279
Hollywood X Files. Let's see what
happens. So well, thank you very

1616
01:50:23,359 --> 01:50:26,960
much, Gang for mentioning the movies
to me. I just want to say,

1617
01:50:27,560 --> 01:50:30,239
your movies to me, I don't
I don't hate every movie. I

1618
01:50:30,319 --> 01:50:32,079
think there were a lot of really
good, good movies out there. It's

1619
01:50:32,159 --> 01:50:34,680
just that there's a lot of crappy
movies out there too, that for some

1620
01:50:34,840 --> 01:50:38,880
reason get popular, you know what
I mean. Like you say Tom Cruise,

1621
01:50:38,920 --> 01:50:42,760
for instance, everything that Tom Cruise
is not everything. Most stuff that

1622
01:50:42,880 --> 01:50:45,439
he's in he's in it because he's
a movie style. You know what I

1623
01:50:45,520 --> 01:50:47,640
mean. You watched you watch the
movie and you can't help but think that's

1624
01:50:47,680 --> 01:50:51,359
Tom Cruise. Can't help but think
that's Jack Nicholson or Harrison Ford or whatever.

1625
01:50:51,640 --> 01:50:56,520
Okay, so but Tom Cruise just
like the same. This is like

1626
01:50:56,600 --> 01:51:00,520
the same problem that I have when
it comes to sitcoms, because there's a

1627
01:51:00,600 --> 01:51:03,479
laugh track that's telling you what you're
supposed to laugh at and when so people

1628
01:51:03,640 --> 01:51:09,560
assume that it's funny and they're all
trash. Yeah, all sucks. I'm

1629
01:51:09,600 --> 01:51:13,960
going to be the first one to
tell you guess what sucks. Friends the

1630
01:51:14,079 --> 01:51:20,079
Big Bang theory. I don't know
any other sitcom ever sucks. And that

1631
01:51:20,199 --> 01:51:28,039
is why except Circus. Seinfeld has
a has an exception because Larry David is.

1632
01:51:29,000 --> 01:51:30,000
I mean, I feel like at
this point Larry David needs to start

1633
01:51:30,039 --> 01:51:33,520
a religion and I would join it. Really, Seinfeld is exempt. But

1634
01:51:34,079 --> 01:51:38,960
you know what I'm talking about when
I say that, And that's where like

1635
01:51:39,039 --> 01:51:43,520
the trendy movies, they fall into
that spot because Irish Faulty Towers longer,

1636
01:51:43,640 --> 01:51:48,520
it's a Faulty Towers making a Faulty
Towers film, I believe. Really difference

1637
01:51:49,560 --> 01:51:53,960
that's not going to be mainstream enough
for people to care. That's the thing

1638
01:51:54,119 --> 01:51:58,760
that's the difference. There's that disconnect
because people are told this is funny,

1639
01:51:59,119 --> 01:52:01,159
this is what you need to watch. That's why these movies get made,

1640
01:52:01,239 --> 01:52:04,279
and they're just like mediocre at best, right right, I agree with you

1641
01:52:04,399 --> 01:52:08,960
hundred percent. I would just say
this, the first two or three years

1642
01:52:08,960 --> 01:52:13,600
of Sign of Funny, the first
two, maybe two and a half years

1643
01:52:13,640 --> 01:52:16,199
of big bang of funny. What
happens is when you in the in the

1644
01:52:16,279 --> 01:52:19,479
Office is another example. I watched
The Office. I thought I was the

1645
01:52:19,520 --> 01:52:24,560
only person in the world watching mad
Man. Same thing. The first two

1646
01:52:24,680 --> 01:52:28,880
years of a really good show I
usually their best years. And what happens

1647
01:52:28,920 --> 01:52:30,960
when they get popular, you know, I don't know what the I don't

1648
01:52:31,000 --> 01:52:38,640
know what the reason is is the
writers want more money, or the writers

1649
01:52:38,760 --> 01:52:41,479
move on to all the shows and
stuff like that, and and they run

1650
01:52:41,560 --> 01:52:43,680
out of storylines. I don't know
what it is, right, But usually

1651
01:52:43,720 --> 01:52:46,239
the first two years I really the
best. Okay, but I agree with

1652
01:52:46,319 --> 01:52:50,640
you. There is some movies like
there's a memic king Queen's with what his

1653
01:52:50,840 --> 01:52:56,680
name is? It's fine. Whatever
I put on bed right exactly exactly,

1654
01:52:56,800 --> 01:53:00,479
that's perfect, perfect, you know. But he came back, sleep aid,

1655
01:53:00,600 --> 01:53:02,439
he came back. He came back
in a different show, well,

1656
01:53:02,479 --> 01:53:05,359
you know, probably two years ago, and that also sucks. And it

1657
01:53:05,520 --> 01:53:12,520
was like boom, so stupid and
so not funny and just so it's unbelievable,

1658
01:53:12,560 --> 01:53:15,079
you know. And that Lane from
What's your Name? From Seinfeld,

1659
01:53:15,159 --> 01:53:16,720
okay, who was kind of a
good actress she was in she was in

1660
01:53:16,800 --> 01:53:19,720
a sitcom for a long time.
The kids says, yeah, what was

1661
01:53:19,800 --> 01:53:25,920
it? Uh? You know it
was terrible, absolutely terrible. Okay,

1662
01:53:26,079 --> 01:53:29,399
she came back. And the thing
I will say, whether show like mad

1663
01:53:29,520 --> 01:53:32,760
Men or like Breaking Bad, because
those aren't considered like a sitcoms. But

1664
01:53:32,920 --> 01:53:38,880
they kept the series short because I
think they reached five seasons. Yeah that's

1665
01:53:39,000 --> 01:53:42,479
the sweet spot. Yes, get
out at five seasons, six tops,

1666
01:53:42,600 --> 01:53:45,800
and then you're done like a big
bang. When like twelve thirteen seasons is

1667
01:53:45,920 --> 01:53:50,199
like one season too far in my
opinion, which was the first season.

1668
01:53:50,319 --> 01:53:54,760
It needed to end at episode one? It was pretty good through most of

1669
01:53:54,840 --> 01:54:01,640
the never sorry, I never watched
Seinfeld seem Yeah, no use it.

1670
01:54:02,520 --> 01:54:05,039
You're going to join you in the
fist fight. Okay, listen, So

1671
01:54:05,119 --> 01:54:08,960
I guess we're gonna wrap this up
right. Yeah, we're gonna run over

1672
01:54:10,520 --> 01:54:13,840
joining that Larry David religion. I'm
going to start throwing crucifix Can I tell

1673
01:54:13,880 --> 01:54:17,279
you something? Larry David assaulted me
at a at a Boston Red size game.

1674
01:54:17,399 --> 01:54:23,479
Do want to hear the story?
We wait? So we went to

1675
01:54:23,680 --> 01:54:27,960
my brother, you know, my
brother and spouses went to a Yankees,

1676
01:54:28,119 --> 01:54:30,840
Red Size Can. This is a
long time ago. And but when Curb,

1677
01:54:30,880 --> 01:54:32,840
your enthusiasm was on, and there's
a there's a good example. The

1678
01:54:32,880 --> 01:54:38,800
first three or four years the Curb, it was hilarious. Now it's it's

1679
01:54:39,000 --> 01:54:42,199
like, wow, how bad?
How do you know? How do you

1680
01:54:42,319 --> 01:54:45,119
not know? This is bad?
You know? So anyway, so we're

1681
01:54:45,159 --> 01:54:46,399
walking through. We had a couple
of beers, let's say, and here

1682
01:54:46,520 --> 01:54:50,319
comes down the stairs from the you
know, from the from the the box

1683
01:54:50,560 --> 01:54:55,039
is the expensive bunches, Larry David, right, and he's with a girl.

1684
01:54:55,079 --> 01:54:58,000
He's with two or three guys,
and he's with a woman who I'm

1685
01:54:58,039 --> 01:55:00,640
sorry, but looks like a hook. I'm sorry, you know, but

1686
01:55:00,760 --> 01:55:02,640
she was you know, I kind
of tell me so. But I was

1687
01:55:02,680 --> 01:55:04,880
a big Larry David fan. So
I went over to one of them and

1688
01:55:04,960 --> 01:55:08,520
I said, hey, Larry David, I just want to shake again.

1689
01:55:08,640 --> 01:55:14,680
And I and I put my hand
out and he he all in one motion

1690
01:55:15,000 --> 01:55:19,039
he grabbed the pinky finger of my
hand, shook it, but then pushed

1691
01:55:19,119 --> 01:55:23,039
me back with that. Okay,
so if you can admitte that and then

1692
01:55:23,079 --> 01:55:26,319
pushed me back and then kept on
walking. You know. And my brother

1693
01:55:26,600 --> 01:55:33,000
my brother goes you know who knows
who you are? Anyway, called to

1694
01:55:33,159 --> 01:55:36,760
Larry David at the Red Slackscape.
Anyway, on that new should we just

1695
01:55:36,960 --> 01:55:44,920
tell you to curve my brush with
greatness? Anyway, let's wrap it up.

1696
01:55:45,199 --> 01:55:48,319
So this has been our first uh
at Macaloney's Hollywood ex for the house.

1697
01:55:48,359 --> 01:55:51,560
Okay, we seem to have a
lot of fun. I'm talking about

1698
01:55:51,680 --> 01:55:55,600
the evidence around us. It looks
like we had a good time. So

1699
01:55:56,000 --> 01:55:59,359
I want to thank everybody. Why
didn't I stop by thanking club Club the

1700
01:55:59,479 --> 01:56:02,159
adult in the wrong? Thank you
for joining us. My pleasure, my

1701
01:56:02,239 --> 01:56:08,279
pleasure, good time. I like
talking driving movies. Yes, that's club.

1702
01:56:08,319 --> 01:56:13,520
Do you still have the corvet?
No? No long ago? Oh

1703
01:56:13,720 --> 01:56:15,439
see you gotta have that to go
to the driving with the stay in back

1704
01:56:15,520 --> 01:56:19,239
seat. I always had driving driving
my Mustang to the driving. Yeah,

1705
01:56:19,520 --> 01:56:24,119
the backseat adventure wasn't that great.
But when I had my dad's station wagons,

1706
01:56:24,800 --> 01:56:28,159
is Afford or the Rambler or the
Chevy? Yes, now you're talking?

1707
01:56:28,439 --> 01:56:30,600
Yeah, can I just say it's
nineteen sixty four. My father had

1708
01:56:30,600 --> 01:56:33,800
a Buick, a big, big, big Buick. Okay, at the

1709
01:56:33,840 --> 01:56:36,079
backseat was like you could put bunk
beds in there. You know what I

1710
01:56:36,159 --> 01:56:41,159
mean. We think we did the
punch of driving down in Dutch. It's

1711
01:56:41,159 --> 01:56:44,199
too bad, exes and nonsina.
It turned into an X rated driving before

1712
01:56:44,239 --> 01:56:46,199
it. When they're not out of
business, we would like stick about nine

1713
01:56:46,199 --> 01:56:49,720
people in the trunk of the car. I'm not kiddy and I'm bringing in.

1714
01:56:50,279 --> 01:56:54,399
We gonna wrest my movies. The
Valley of the Vixens and stuff.

1715
01:56:54,439 --> 01:56:58,239
Who far that was on such education. My favorite driving was the meadow Glen

1716
01:56:59,520 --> 01:57:02,880
yeah yeah, yeah yeah, and
then the row into the circle. Yeah

1717
01:57:02,960 --> 01:57:06,000
that was you could walk from.
Yeah, we could walk to it.

1718
01:57:06,119 --> 01:57:12,680
And the things bar driving at one
lost lost virginity in the middle, Hold

1719
01:57:12,720 --> 01:57:15,640
on, stop at Detroit Detroy drive
in was at least R rated flicks right

1720
01:57:15,960 --> 01:57:20,359
right next to the freeway. See
would come up you see all these Yeah,

1721
01:57:20,359 --> 01:57:24,520
that's not positive driving that they have
a traffic jokes. Hey hold on,

1722
01:57:24,600 --> 01:57:28,439
now, we we might have jumped
on something there that yea, that's

1723
01:57:28,520 --> 01:57:31,199
right right, that's it. Movie
should listen. Did you say that you

1724
01:57:31,399 --> 01:57:36,560
lost year? What my virginity in
the Medical Glen drive in a corvet right

1725
01:57:40,079 --> 01:57:44,000
sixteen? Yes, good for you
man, front seat back that's awesome.

1726
01:57:44,159 --> 01:57:46,880
It was during a horror movie.
I must have. It's the only way

1727
01:57:46,920 --> 01:57:55,600
to do it. And Harry just
began right we were going to glass right

1728
01:57:55,640 --> 01:57:58,720
over that. On that, on
that, I thank you. We have

1729
01:57:58,840 --> 01:58:01,319
one for the join us. We
really ship and thanks everyone. Thank you

1730
01:58:01,479 --> 01:58:05,880
Raven, thank you, Switchy,
thank you al Ronaldo. We can call

1731
01:58:06,000 --> 01:58:10,000
Dave when you just want to go. We're ready to roll. Okay,

1732
01:58:10,359 --> 01:58:13,159
thank you, Club one one,
thank you very much. We appreciate it,

1733
01:58:13,479 --> 01:58:15,600
my pleasure. Okay, and we'll
see you next week. And uh,

1734
01:58:15,760 --> 01:58:18,560
this is for the entire gang.
I just want to say Home Shot

1735
01:58:18,600 --> 01:58:23,279
Troops just go for on Google.
Home Shot Troops. They're a military organization

1736
01:58:23,359 --> 01:58:26,359
that does a lot of good work
for our wounded veterans. They built them

1737
01:58:26,399 --> 01:58:30,159
houses that are adaptable to their needs
and then they rip up the wills and

1738
01:58:30,199 --> 01:58:33,039
then give them the keys and then
then go and rejoin. Uh. Uh,

1739
01:58:33,159 --> 01:58:35,920
you know the life, you know, a little bit ahead of the

1740
01:58:35,960 --> 01:58:39,840
game. Let's say, okay,
Home Shot Troops, please Google and see

1741
01:58:39,880 --> 01:58:45,239
what they're about. And also mc
maloney's uh latest book, What's it called?

1742
01:58:46,720 --> 01:58:50,880
To Dump a body at Sea and
get caught? The Al Ferrari story

1743
01:58:51,760 --> 01:58:57,119
how right, that's a sequel.
How did dump a body at sea?

1744
01:58:57,159 --> 01:59:00,239
And I can out the al Ferrari
story. You know, it's got a

1745
01:59:00,279 --> 01:59:03,760
lot of buzz, a lot of
people seem to like it. So we're

1746
01:59:04,600 --> 01:59:08,840
giving away some free books in the
come of weeks, so I keep an

1747
01:59:08,840 --> 01:59:10,880
eye out for that, and I
think that's it. I just want to

1748
01:59:10,880 --> 01:59:13,880
say that, as we say every
week, John McCain was not a loser.

1749
01:59:13,960 --> 01:59:15,439
He was a y hero, He
was a wounded veteran, he was

1750
01:59:15,439 --> 01:59:18,239
a disabled veteran. These are the
kind of people that you look up to.

1751
01:59:18,359 --> 01:59:21,560
You don't make fun of people like
that. And so this is Mac

1752
01:59:21,640 --> 01:59:26,800
of the entire gang saying that you
hear from us again. Please be safe,

1753
01:59:26,880 --> 01:59:29,520
be happy, and by I
