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Kevin did a little segment to one
of your little segments you do. Kevin

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did a segment on Jerry Jones in
the bus. Now, that's a dynamic

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phenomenon that we have known about for
years. Some of us have been got

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first hand connections to that dynamic,
and it is when Jerry Jones invites media

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members on the Cowboys bus at typically
it's usually a training camp, but it

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can happen anywhere, and he just
kind of holds court and some of the

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stuff's on the record, some of
the stuff's off the record, but he

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just kind of pontificates, and there's
there are his subjects there to sit at

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his throne and listen to his wisdom
and overlaught. Yeah, well, in

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the middle of the get on when
this happened over the weekend, I guess

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in the middle of all of this, he decided to tell this, to

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share this anecdote about something that happened
about fifty or sixty years ago, and

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it had to do with him in
his college football playing days, and it

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went something like this, I'll never
forget I may have told you guys,

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but I had a coach he was
beloved, and we shrunk it up and

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I did and against Mississippi, and
we came home and we were at Federal

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in a team meeting, and Stephen
was about a year old, and so

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this coach wrecks me over the coachs
and the meeting in front of the whole

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team, a bunch meetings over.
I go out in the hall and he

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comes out and said, Jerry,
hi Stephen. I said, what,

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coach? He said, hi's Stephen? I said, Steven, How could

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you even ask me about Steven?
You've made me there's a crawler out of

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the desk in there. Don't you
ask me if he won't give it about

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Steven? Or boy? He goes
old, Jerry Cherry, Jerry, you

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missing it? You missed it?
Son, He said, I know more

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important you than anything in the world
is to be a football player. I

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know that, and I'm trying to
help you be that. I love you,

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and I do love Sephan. Of
course, the guy later on,

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when I got in business, I
went in business with him, same guy.

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What kind of business it was?
Insurance? Well, it's a beautiful

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story. I mean, that's the
peak ending that you wanted about. Okay,

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insurance A lot to comment on here. I'll be brief. I think

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you guys will probably agree with me. What was what was happening here?

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And in Jerry's mind, he's about
to sit back and he is going to

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share a story that's going to connect
with you, something that happened to him,

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old man country wisdom from years gone
by, and you're supposed to sit

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there and just take it all in
and go, wow, Pat Paul,

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I really learned something from what you
just said. And he didn't really come

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across that succinct or make really any
sense at all. I don't know what

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the moral of the story was,
but it was even more so cheapened by

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the follow up questions. Answer is, well, what kind of business it

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was? Insurance? Uh? Okay, I don't know what to do with

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that. So I thought, okay, look, Jerry, your intent was

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probably good. You thought you were
really sharing something kick ass from your country

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past, and all these people were
just supposed to go, whoa dude,

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that's cool. It didn't really have
that effect. But I thought those words

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presented not just Jerry speaking on the
bus, but maybe as a country song,

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word for word, a country song
would might have more connecting impact,

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if you will. I took it
upon myself to sit down last night and

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take these glorious words of wisdom that
Jerry bestowed upon all of us yesterday and

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put them to music. And I
think this is what he had in mind.

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If not, this will be the
stupidest thing that has ever been on

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the radio in the history of the
medium. Hit it. JJ's already good.

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I'll never forget. I may have
told you guys, but I had

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a coach. He was beloved.
He was and we stuck it up and

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idea and against Mississippi. What we
come home and we were in a team

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meeting and Stephen was about a year
rode. And so this coach breaks me

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over the coals in the meeting in
front of the whole team. A bunch

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meetings over and I'll go out into
the hall. He comes out and says,

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Jerry, hal Stephen. And I
said, what coach? He says,

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how Stephen? I said, Stephen, how could you even ask me

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about Stephen? You made me crawl
under her desk in there? Don't you

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ask me? You don't give a
shit about Stephen? Well boy, he

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goes old Jerry and Jerry, Jerry, you missing me? You missed it?

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Son? I know more important to
you, A thing in this world

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is to be football player. I
know that I'm trying to help you be

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that. I love you and I
do love Steven. And of course later

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on that guy when I got into
business a win in the business with him,

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the same guy. What kind of
business it was? Insurance? Oh

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it was insurance. Yeah, it
was insurance. Insurance. It was insurance.

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I got into insurance. Insurance.
Me and that fella we started a

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buz what I got in business,
and that business was insurance. It was

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insurance. Okay, God, word
for word, O, my word,

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word for word. Fantastic. It
fits perfectly into a song, right,

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I feel like now I got it? Yeah? Am I wrong? Put

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it in a song and it was
beautiful and you can see the visual.

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You feel the connection with what Jerry
experienced in that moment. I love stevens.

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Oh my god. That's the that's
the radio edit. There is an

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explicit version. I believe it will
be out there where they don't bleep out

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the S word. Everyone's loving this
man. Yeah, that is the stupidest

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thing. The texture rolling in of
all time, greatest country song ever.

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The name of the song is called
Insurance. It sounds like country music.

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All right, we're getting that to
Scott A. Golnick or somebody. Yeah,

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that needs to make its way to
Jerry. He would appreciate that.

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Oh my god, I just told
that story yesterday, like the turn and

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Burn. We get it to him
today. I think Jerry appreciates weirdness.

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I think I don't remember. He
just told this story yesterday. Whatever it

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was there before. He will be
wowed by that dead They should tell him

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that's a twenty year old country song. I mean, no good. I'm

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sitting there like, okay, where's
there? We need to do this.

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I know. I just thought about
it, like Jerry cuts and make beautiful

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country dams out of him, because
it sounds like Temple of the Dog.

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He does, sound like Temple of
Dog. Jerry. Text are coming in,

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but it never goes. He the
dog, but never hits. Yeah,

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pull back the curtain. I transcribed
exactly what he said and printed it

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off, turned on my recorder and
just played and just changed chords and just

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kind of where is this going.
There's no chorus, there's no none of

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it made any sense. Great lost
the game Mississippi. There was a couple

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of there. Verbade him to his
madness. There was a couple of times

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where I mean I went through it
a couple of times to try to figure

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out some kind of form. But
there's a couple of times where the rhyming

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patterns match perfectly. Does he know
where's something about we're raking him over the

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coals rhymed with something else and the
pattern just fit perfectly. Yeah, yeah,

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yeah, yeah, And he rate
Stephen was one year old and he

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raked me over the coals like that
worked great. I was like, whoa,

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Jerry, Oh, we'll do it
again at nine. That's great.

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Everyone's loved it. I'm in tears
text because honestly, that was hurt.

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The face smiling, Oh my god. And you have to play the audio

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before it's going sometime in the nineish