Kevin did a little segment to one of your little segments you do. Kevin
did a segment on Jerry Jones in the bus. Now, that's a dynamic
phenomenon that we have known about for years. Some of us have been got
first hand connections to that dynamic, and it is when Jerry Jones invites media
members on the Cowboys bus at typically it's usually a training camp, but it
can happen anywhere, and he just kind of holds court and some of the
stuff's on the record, some of the stuff's off the record, but he
just kind of pontificates, and there's there are his subjects there to sit at
his throne and listen to his wisdom and overlaught. Yeah, well, in
the middle of the get on when this happened over the weekend, I guess
in the middle of all of this, he decided to tell this, to
share this anecdote about something that happened about fifty or sixty years ago, and
it had to do with him in his college football playing days, and it
went something like this, I'll never forget I may have told you guys,
but I had a coach he was beloved, and we shrunk it up and
I did and against Mississippi, and we came home and we were at Federal
in a team meeting, and Stephen was about a year old, and so
this coach wrecks me over the coachs and the meeting in front of the whole
team, a bunch meetings over. I go out in the hall and he
comes out and said, Jerry, hi Stephen. I said, what,
coach? He said, hi's Stephen? I said, Steven, How could
you even ask me about Steven? You've made me there's a crawler out of
the desk in there. Don't you ask me if he won't give it about
Steven? Or boy? He goes old, Jerry Cherry, Jerry, you
missing it? You missed it? Son, He said, I know more
important you than anything in the world is to be a football player. I
know that, and I'm trying to help you be that. I love you,
and I do love Sephan. Of course, the guy later on,
when I got in business, I went in business with him, same guy.
What kind of business it was? Insurance? Well, it's a beautiful
story. I mean, that's the peak ending that you wanted about. Okay,
insurance A lot to comment on here. I'll be brief. I think
you guys will probably agree with me. What was what was happening here?
And in Jerry's mind, he's about to sit back and he is going to
share a story that's going to connect with you, something that happened to him,
old man country wisdom from years gone by, and you're supposed to sit
there and just take it all in and go, wow, Pat Paul,
I really learned something from what you just said. And he didn't really come
across that succinct or make really any sense at all. I don't know what
the moral of the story was, but it was even more so cheapened by
the follow up questions. Answer is, well, what kind of business it
was? Insurance? Uh? Okay, I don't know what to do with
that. So I thought, okay, look, Jerry, your intent was
probably good. You thought you were really sharing something kick ass from your country
past, and all these people were just supposed to go, whoa dude,
that's cool. It didn't really have that effect. But I thought those words
presented not just Jerry speaking on the bus, but maybe as a country song,
word for word, a country song would might have more connecting impact,
if you will. I took it upon myself to sit down last night and
take these glorious words of wisdom that Jerry bestowed upon all of us yesterday and
put them to music. And I think this is what he had in mind.
If not, this will be the stupidest thing that has ever been on
the radio in the history of the medium. Hit it. JJ's already good.
I'll never forget. I may have told you guys, but I had
a coach. He was beloved. He was and we stuck it up and
idea and against Mississippi. What we come home and we were in a team
meeting and Stephen was about a year rode. And so this coach breaks me
over the coals in the meeting in front of the whole team. A bunch
meetings over and I'll go out into the hall. He comes out and says,
Jerry, hal Stephen. And I said, what coach? He says,
how Stephen? I said, Stephen, how could you even ask me
about Stephen? You made me crawl under her desk in there? Don't you
ask me? You don't give a shit about Stephen? Well boy, he
goes old Jerry and Jerry, Jerry, you missing me? You missed it?
Son? I know more important to you, A thing in this world
is to be football player. I know that I'm trying to help you be
that. I love you and I do love Steven. And of course later
on that guy when I got into business a win in the business with him,
the same guy. What kind of business it was? Insurance? Oh
it was insurance. Yeah, it was insurance. Insurance. It was insurance.
I got into insurance. Insurance. Me and that fella we started a
buz what I got in business, and that business was insurance. It was
insurance. Okay, God, word for word, O, my word,
word for word. Fantastic. It fits perfectly into a song, right,
I feel like now I got it? Yeah? Am I wrong? Put
it in a song and it was beautiful and you can see the visual.
You feel the connection with what Jerry experienced in that moment. I love stevens.
Oh my god. That's the that's the radio edit. There is an
explicit version. I believe it will be out there where they don't bleep out
the S word. Everyone's loving this man. Yeah, that is the stupidest
thing. The texture rolling in of all time, greatest country song ever.
The name of the song is called Insurance. It sounds like country music.
All right, we're getting that to Scott A. Golnick or somebody. Yeah,
that needs to make its way to Jerry. He would appreciate that.
Oh my god, I just told that story yesterday, like the turn and
Burn. We get it to him today. I think Jerry appreciates weirdness.
I think I don't remember. He just told this story yesterday. Whatever it
was there before. He will be wowed by that dead They should tell him
that's a twenty year old country song. I mean, no good. I'm
sitting there like, okay, where's there? We need to do this.
I know. I just thought about it, like Jerry cuts and make beautiful
country dams out of him, because it sounds like Temple of the Dog.
He does, sound like Temple of Dog. Jerry. Text are coming in,
but it never goes. He the dog, but never hits. Yeah,
pull back the curtain. I transcribed exactly what he said and printed it
off, turned on my recorder and just played and just changed chords and just
kind of where is this going. There's no chorus, there's no none of
it made any sense. Great lost the game Mississippi. There was a couple
of there. Verbade him to his madness. There was a couple of times
where I mean I went through it a couple of times to try to figure
out some kind of form. But there's a couple of times where the rhyming
patterns match perfectly. Does he know where's something about we're raking him over the
coals rhymed with something else and the pattern just fit perfectly. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, And he rate Stephen was one year old and he
raked me over the coals like that worked great. I was like, whoa,
Jerry, Oh, we'll do it again at nine. That's great.
Everyone's loved it. I'm in tears text because honestly, that was hurt.
The face smiling, Oh my god. And you have to play the audio
before it's going sometime in the nineish