This is the Downbeat on ninety seven to one The Freak All right, nine
thirty six am, Bending Skin and Christine and StEB in here momentarily. This
is the last segment of the Downbeat today. We'll be here tomorrow talking cowboy
football, probably a good amount as they played tonight against the Seahawks. I
just went downstairs and I'm sipping on a delicious, very free hot cocoa,
and the little warming ring around this cup says Eddie Murphy, and Candy Cane
Lane has procured this hot cocoa for me. Amazon Prime has this holiday movie,
Candy Cane Lane, Eddie Murphy's first ever Christmas movie. I think,
yeah, that's what he said. That's on an interview with him saying he
had never really done one. Anyway. They are touring the Metroplex. They're
popping in and out of a handful of different areas and the little list coon
but they are right in front of our building. The iHeart building rate north
of six point thirty five on the tollway, and I see some traffic southbound
on the tollway. So if you want to jump out of that traffic and
have a nice hot coco, meet the very friendly young ladies in their little
Santa outfits, work in the truck, and then get a gift bag that
does have a coffee mug, this candy cane lane and all these refrigerator magnets,
like all this Christmas refrigerator and it's all just free. A bunch of
candy canes and a cool bag and swot Coco. So if you want all
that for free, all you have to do is stop by the iHeart Building.
Can't miss it. Other people in this movie, Michael, Yeah,
Tracy Ellis Ross of course, yeah, Ken Marino? Do you know Ken
Marino? I don't w shim Party Down? Did you watch Party Down?
Not a second? Dude, You need to watch Party now. Nick Offerman,
Ron Swanson the star of Fargo season two as a local lawyer. It's
very funny. Chris Red, former SNL great and friend of the show.
Ostensibly right, Chris Red. They're gonna be at tomorrow Clyd Warren Park eleven
thirty to three fifteen, and they're gonna be out there the Dallas Zoo tomorrow
five thirty to seven thirty. So they're gonna be out there. Just give
me a free hot chocolate, and they're so nice. They're show nice.
They were like, oh my god, thanks for coming to see us,
and like we've been talking about you all morning. We post for pictures.
JJ took a selfie the bit and skin go down there. I don't know.
I told him. I said, guys, go get some free hot
chocolate. Yeah, what are you doing? And that goes for anyone hearing
this. Go get some free hot chocolate. It's incredible. I mentioned in
the six o'clock hour because you know, I'm obsessed with a sphere. It's
official. They just announced the Great Fish American band Fish playing four performances inside
the Sphere April eighteenth, nineteenth, April twenty and the twenty first. So
I went to the quick link and put a credit card down for one thousand,
seven hundred dollars. There you go. Michael Bank would have shut me
off at one thousand. Well, it doesn't charge you that unless you win
a little lottery and get the tickets. Okay, but it is a traumatic
moment to click yes to anything that has one thousand, seven hundred and fifty
four dollars next to it. Did you get two tickets or four? I
got four tickets to two nights Friday and Saturday night. Yeah, but again
I'm not even buying them. You're just entering a lot trying to get the
whole. Yeah, that's how it is when you get try to get popular
bands, artists, breaking sphere news, you'll get it here. Yeah,
that's a guarantee. I'm voting today that we go no hot mop intros.
I got a bunch of talk backs. I think we should just get right
to it. It's brought to you by Advanced Hair of Restoration. There's a
couple from yesterday that I want to play first, though there's just two from
yesterday. Okay, this is yesterday. Warning fellas, I really think Magic
Mike and the Boner with eight in the Mornings eight days ninety has a very
nice ring to it. Yeah, that says clearly taking off. We're realizing
we might need to, I don't know, spice up the sign in front
of this building a little flair. Yeah, and we're talking about Billy the
Kid having that name, Like that's like me calling myself, I don't know,
Magic Mike and it's stuck. Yeah, this is just yesterday, so
I guess we don't know if it's stuck. But one more from yesterday.
Hey y'all, it's Jeff and Richardson, and I just want to say I
love listening to Magic Mike and the Boner on the Freak. Yeah, I
feel seem to like that we need you to have in my head. You
were the Boner, but then you threw it on Boner and Baylist. It
just works. And this is only because Randy the Boner Smith, longtime radio
hosting Tennessee ye Out in Chattanooga, died. He passed away, leaving suddenly
leaving room open for the number one Boner and radio rested peace. Now,
it's very kind. Thank you for listening. Let's get to today's talk bucks.
Hey, guys, I just want to tell you that the Malcolm section
is absolutely priceless. That is so damn cute. Even a guy loves it.
I mean, it's just the best. Y'all. Keep Malcolm on there
every day if you can. He is great. Danny did good. Talk
to y'all later, Have a great day. Danny did do good. And
I know kid audio is one of the more polarizing things. I know people
don't like the kids and the commercials singing whatever. And and I actually talked
about that before we had the switch the mornings. You're like, what do
you think about it? I'm like, generally, I don't know, because
I don't know that I love kid audio. But all I know is whenever
that stuff plays, I smile. I look at JJ. She's smiling.
So I'm like, you know what, you can't do enough. I'll do
anything for the cable, go to war for little Malcolm. That's my president.
He is amazing, and I agree more. He's not two and a
half forever either. You know he's gonna hate get his low voice. Eventually
he's gonna go to hate us like Dan he does. He's gonna hate my
dad and all his nerd friends dead. He's cool because he's on the radio.
Whatever, Boner, I don't even like you. Get some break cognition
from one of our coworkers, JJ. Julie Dobbs is texting me. It's
okay, Julie Dobson the Speakeasy two to six. Does JJ know that Taylor
Swift is in root to London for Beyonce's movie premiere? Know that that she
was gonna she had to be there because she went to hers. Yeah,
but Julie said, I tracked Taylor's jets Oh, that's awesome flight flight radar.
I think I tracked a couple. Yeah, I'm seeing photos of the
premiere like it's going to be crazy. That's powerful female contemporaries supporting each other,
and I like that. I love to see it. What's better than
one queen? One? Two? You're gonna you're right on the edge.
You're making her mask like id they combine their power, Taylor. For some
reason, I think for women, I lift them both up. One queens
is more powerful than one. Yeah, your internet search history backs this up.
There could be like, who would want just three wireless networks when you
could have four? Talking? Holy crap, When Soroy said Darvakronger, I
was just like, what the f How did he pull that out of his
ass? Oh? My god, that was amazing. Thank you someone did?
Uh? Because I do remember watching that show Who Wants to Marry a
multi Millionaire? And she was the victor. Oh I almost had the guy's
name too. I do have oh Victor, Oh, I can't remember the
name. Did you mean to help you? Yeah, I don't know if
I'll get it, give me an initial. He wants to marry Multimillionaire?
Because it was the second one. I think the multi millionaire. See what
I remember more is Joe millionaire yep, and then I remember Joe Schmoe Show,
Jay Thomas, that's that multi. I don't know. Well, somebody
said, you know why some people do remember Darva Conger because she was in
the popular magazine play Boy and she opened her legs. I don't know.
I haven't seen the pictures, but I've seen there's tasteful. But maybe that's
why the memory of Ms Conger Rick Rockwell. There you go, Yes,
Rick Rockwell. I was gonna say Rick, but I wouldn't have got Rockwell.
TV gad ranked it number twenty five. It's fifty worst TV shows of
all time. Thank you. It's not bad. Well, happy birthday,
Darva Conger. It is bad. I guess yeah, okay, kid,
well you get I told you. I knew there were a bunch of people
when you said it, because I didn't know the reference or a bunch of
people going guess hey yeah. I just wanted to give y'all update on the
Sigio fire. I'm an employee, but I don't want to give out my
my name for obvious reasons. I can tell you that what happened was we
were having a impromptu bottle rocket tag game going on and it kind of got
out of hand. Later that's what happened. Thursdays at the office and start
playing bottle rocket Tag and then the whole building's on fire. If you have
high quality protective eyewear, bottle rocket tag exs. It's insanely dangerous and very
stupid. But you are launching a missile at each other, and it's I've
done it. It's in my dumber days things you can only dream of doing.
Real. Would you put on ski goggles? Good, go to war?
Just don't put in an envelope factory flame retardant clothing exactly. Hey boy,
it's no bit today. I just want to know where the hell I
go to get milked in front of Booker T dressed as Santa. It's been
a goal of mine since I was five. I gotta eat back to work.
I just took out an envelope factory. Now me and my Dura flames
are headed over to Global Stamp. We will take down this mailing industry by
sundown. Also, we're fifty eight days away from the Royal Remolt. That's
where the road to WrestleMania begins. Shale should probably go ahead and ner.
You're very athletically built. I love your bones the melee industry. By sundown,
he's going to wear general stamp take out. Me and my NeuRA flames
are on the road. I like guy said no joke today, No bit
is off on another monologue? Where do I go to get melted in front
of book or t drest as Santa, You're my hero, Brody. That's
freaking good working on that Saturday show. Brother. We'll have the mailing industry
taking care of my sundown. Morning guys. This is read here chiming in
from Buka, Tomonga, Columbia, listening to you guys on the app.
I'm a day one Glenn. Miss you back in Dallas, but I'll be
back next week. Have to listen in anyway while I'm twenty three hundred miles
southeast to you guys. Love the show? All right about that? Thank
you? Are you there for a feed concert? The Colombian megastar who was
top ten and these Spotify worldwide playlist? Why don't you if we want to
play on stereotypes, bring me a little treat from Colombia when you come back
up to you, read whatever you whatever you feel like bringing me, just
bring me a lot of it. Bring me as much as you can get
away with bringing of a treat to me from Columbia in like a brick type
package. Maybe, Look, I'm not going to shoot for the moon here,
shoot for the stars, and you may hit the moon. Whatever he
feels appropriate. Just get it back that one. Remember that one spacecraft crashed
into the moon. We'll discuss next week full oral history on that, along
with the drum bettest coin to toss from Thanksgiving Day man Kevin bringing an absolute
weak sauce to the party of the predictions. I'm pretty sure the little homie
Malcolm could come up with some fire better than that. God of Mighty,
what are we doing. That's the importance of a team player, and I
love that guy. Eventually you'll be able to see through the second, third,
fourth level of my genius predictions this week. That's what people who say
and do dumb things say. It's like, oh, you don't get it.
Yeah, Like I'm working on a different level that you can't possibly understand.
I doing what I always do. Think of myself, seck, I
was trying to take the heat off Mike. But Mike had the heat turned
on him when a fire broke out across the street, and he chose it
was his option. He voluntarily ran towards the fire to cover it. I
did, and I may have seen the assailant running away with his arms full
of some duraflame logs and he was wearing a Becky Lynch t shirt. And
oh you had with a map to General stamp held extended in front of it
and it was marked like an old treasure map. Was really terrible. Okay,
guys, k just made me cry last with the dutchy like they're all
gonna be eating bit the ball and stirdled all right, that was our highlight
of the day. I didn't know, he said. And this guy's making
his wife eat when we go to dinner, We're gonna eat Dutch. And
I'm like, oh man, that's insensitive, and you're like, what's Dutch
food? That was good and bad simultaneously, And that's what I like about
ukw Oh. I can't know everything, Mike. Well, sometimes there's not
enough room left in this brain for all the things I already do know.
Okay. I like to give a quick shout out to Snake's Plus. Thank
you for giving a good snake It tuts me in every night. He squeezes
my neck very very tight. I think it's just another kinky thing that being
might like. Okay, wow, that's nice because oftentimes you hear any of
the dozens or nay, hundreds of horror stories for people who have shopped it
at Snake's Plus or Spider Town. But those get all the news. Yeah,
you know, you don't see a big headline and Dingy's more news.
It's like snake Lover satisfied with purchase. Well, that's all it sells.
Yeah, no, no, it's all it sells because it's expected. Yeah,
it's expected that your product should satisfy you. Yeah, I know,
or should at least give you what you needed. The old saying, if
it strangles, it leads. Hey, guys, this is Jesse Love your
show. Just wanted to talk about the accelerant of envelope glue. Nobody addressed
that that could be seriously dangerous. Yeah, and I've been thinking about that
a lot lately, envelope glue accelerant. For the last hour, it's really
been on my mind a lot. And I'm glad that he brought it up
because I forgot about it. I was too busy thinking about the candy Cane
Lane hot chocolate truck. Yeah. Yes, the accelerant of glue can absolutely
cause a lot of problems, and I think I think this is something that
we're going to see discussed a lot leading up to the twenty twenty four presidential
election. Well, the physical mailing industry will be taken down by sundown,
so I don't think this toxic glue is going to be an issue. It
is in a traumatic situation now that the terror is behind us, we do
find ourselves sort of wide eyed looking at each other, Yeah, thinking about
what up and across the street and asking why it might be the accelerant of
envelope glue. Last one morning, Pillas, did you guys ever talk about
the Adam Sandler movie The Cobbler yesterday? We never got to it. Sorry
it was mentioned. Hey guys, I just wanted to commend you guys on
your coverage of the fire. Worts can't really express there's a bunch of iHeart
executives in here in town and they're tearing up. They're standing by the speakers
out there, and it's there's some Marconi buzz. I'll just say that they
probably expected under the building and here incredible radio. But what they probably didn't
expect to encounter was heroism. And look at them swelling with pride now because
they got both. What's that picture doing right there? What is that thing?
That's Beyonce for her renaissance tour to JJ put it up so I could
stare at Beyonce all day? What's the news on her? Her mom's defending
her? What? Yeah? What does that mean? Why is her mom
defending her? Was she going to be defended well? Because her La Premiere
recarpet, they tried to claim that she bleached her skin, when in fact,
if you understand makeup and she's already light skin. She used bronzer in
Yeah. They try to come at her talking when she's trying to be white.
There's JJ blindly defending Beyonce. She goes to Michael Jackson route Yeah,
the Sammy Sosa, Oh my god of the stage. If you can get
that to stick, the Sammy Sosa of the stage mumbled out you, you
would be a broadcasting legend. Beyonce could be in JJ's booth right behind her,
strangling someone to death and JJ would turn around and be like, look,
give her thumbs up. You gotta understand things happen. What what did?
What did that person say? To be honest, probably asked for the
strangling. I put that photo in front of him so he can just stare
at greatness for four hours. I get it. That's the way Ben defends
Trevor Bauer. You know somebody asked me for a strangling wants to Yeah,
we had a talkbacker that just referenced it. They say they were happy with
a recent snakes plus purchase that the snake wraps around their neck and holds them
close in a way that Ben Rodgers wouldn't find erotic or enjoy. I declined
to the request. It's a foolish choice. Really, yeah, I swear
to god, this text just came through. This is so weird. I've
been listening for a long time and I still can't figure out if Snake's Plus
is a legit business. That's either a credit to y'all's creativity or my stupidity.
I swear to god, I just got that tex Go to the website
snacks plus dot net. Hey, don't yell at me, dude, I'm
just so we get that question a lot that people think it's a joke.
It's just so stupid to me. Seventeen superstores, including twenty four hour superstore
in Mataga. If you go there, you'll go, Oh, it's real,
it's awesome, wondering. Just go to there. Coup years of a
relationship exactly the Frankle's real lawyers. By the way, unrelated. Did you
hear who we booked for the ten thirty segment? No, Gary Envelopes from
the side of the fire, Yes, yes, Gary Envelope. Yep.
He's just his whole life is in shambles, in a pile of ash,
and he still booked it. The walk across the street, he hot Coco.
It's the Ben and Skin Show. What shint we miss? You know
what popular morning show sticks around to do another segment. Let's go iHeart,
Yeah, I'm in. What we got Let's go, dude, dude.
We got fire coverage, hot chocolate coverage, and cowboys coverage, the Big
Three. All right, and if you want to get some hot chok but
you got a few minutes fourteen one Dallas Parkway. They'll be leaving at some
point, but they've got free hot chocolate for it. In this morning point
thanks to Candy Cane Lane, which will premiere on Amazon Prime tomorrow the Eddie
Murphy movie Just leave it on there after the Cowboy gets Candy Cane Lane,
is that the hot chocolate truck that does direct runs to Austin and Houston and
its luxury and it costs the same as a flight's von Lane.