No, thank you, sir. I will not be doing that, but
you know what you will be doing what? It's hopefully ready because it's hard
to get weird. It's about to get weird. He's prepared for him to
get weird. Thinks are gonna get weird. It's getting weird. I'm gonna
get real weird. Let's getting weird. Let's get where? Where getting where?
Are you ready to get weird with Hoodie and Eric? I'm ready listening
because you're listening to the hundred and fiftieth episode of Let's Get Weird. Remember
milestone episode we did it one fifty? Is it a milestone them? I
think one year ago today. We decided to keep going with this podcast after
Kevin and Sharon left us for the Other side for that of the Not Well
One Non Radio one Better Radio Well Debata book. But what are you going
in? But every week my name is Hoodie, my name is a We
gave you the weird stories from our lives, the Internet, the world,
the globe, the oceans, the sea, the land, the skies.
You're missing one, you're there. We go and try to just have a
good time with you. You know. The past couple of weeks we've been
going on a fast food trip adversary. I don't know what we're calling it.
Oh, fast food tour. That's what we've called DMV fast food tour
where we've been going to the one off spots. They're in the DMV,
no, not even getting locally in the DMV, eating the chains that we
have one of them in the DMV really, yes, or on the outskirts.
We are hurting for a Yeah, it's hurting, hurt. I'm fine
right now. Maybe we should change together. Monday were good and then we
can record on Tuesday like we normally did. They probably could probably should have
thought that, Gobo, you know, we'll get there. When we get
there, baby, we'll say we're gonna do another one on Monday. So
when we go Monday, well, it depends with time we get, time
we get out of here on Mondays, because I got other commitments. On
Mondays, we got one. Depends on what's happened the bread and butter.
No, you don't bread and butter. You don't have a kid at all.
Sometimes on Mondays I do have bread and butter. Yeah, no,
I'm talking. I don't have anything point too that would explain it. I'm
sucking. Oh commitments, that's at three. No, that comes out at
three, it's recorded before three. Really yeah, watch you don't put it
up anymore. I put it up on I don't see it on the Instagram
stories at often. What did you guys get hitten from me? What you
guys are live on Twitch? Oh? I mean he's talking about his other
podcast, Crisis on having a podcast with Kevin, which I totally appreciate and
love. And I'm no, no, not against cross promoting because these are
my Kevin's job is the promoted on Instagram? So oh well, yeah,
I haven't seen it on there in a minute. You know you should just
but what I know every day you just you know, every time you're like
where the TWI doing? Oh he's busy, it's either Teddy or Crisis,
Teddy or Christis. I always think it's Teddy. This week it was that
damn dog has taken over? Was worried last week that boy? No,
there was moments I was like, is this guy breathing right now? Like
I was worried, Like we went to sleep as of the poop stuff.
But that was like a symptom that wasn't like the problem. We're like what's
going on, Like if he gets bad, like a respiratory issue. I
no, No, he was just being weirdly really weird acting. We went
to bed one night and like he sleeps at the foot of the bed and
I woke I like woke up randomly at like three am on Saturday. I
was like, I don't see Teddy's stomach moving. Hold on, he sleeps
on the foot of the bedroom. Yeah, he's as when you say foot
of the bed, I think he's on like a No, he's on the
looking bed, on the at the end of the bed, on the floor.
He's on the bed. How do you guys sleep with the king as
bed? Baby? It's right, you do that. We did get a
third. Teddy gets the third, I get a third. Bore gets the
third. Started off with Teddy getting like a sixth. That's gone into a
third by now you know that dog on the bed. No, it's just
a blanket, that's all. He does have two dog beds in our apartment
though, you guys, but that boy he rotates, actually has two dog
beds in a cooling mat. What's a cool and it gets hot, you
lay on the mat and it cools you down. Really it's got like the
whenever you used in like a lunch box. It's like that. It's like
always cold for some reason. So he'll sit in the bed in the sun,
go to the cooling mat, then go to the other bed, then
go back to the bed. The bed because other beds like in Moore's room,
which is paper like. Hey, i't got no child. This is
a little obsessive. No, I think you know what, if I ever
get you a Christmas gift, it's gonna be for Teddy. No, yeah,
birthday gift coming up soon. You won't be here. Yeah, you
won't be here on Oh well, maybe we'll see what happens. Maybe it
be for Teddy. Wow, I wanted you to like my dog. I
don't why made me. I haven't even met him exactly, and I'm already
over it. I don't ever want to Max would love him. No,
I know Max is hungry for a dog, So I know. And you
were Vanessa said, not happening at her house. Your house a different story.
Welcome to divorce, parents together whatever. Sorry, parenting is one parent
can have something the other parent doesn't know how. She got the switch first,
and you bought a switch after you get the dog first. Then she'll
get a dog over there. She will not get a dog. That woman
will never get a dog. I'm tying whatever. No, apparently she's I
think she's also luned to cats. Now too, bying a bird? Whatever,
don't be a bird, don't get him. No, I want to
get to get a bird. Birds are cool. I think they want to
get a turtle or a lot a loto. No, it's a lizard,
kind of fish. But it's salt water. A x o l a loto
a x he alaxa. That's a colato oxelataxilato. God, oh, excel,
this isn't tell lizard lizard. Yeah, there you go. The hell
is Oh yeah, the axelato. It is an ox right ox ox lotus.
Uh huh. They're like little but there's saltwater. You know what this
is. This is if you played Legend of Zelda, Breath of the Wild,
not Breath of Wild, Tears of the Kingdom, the most recent one.
Huh, one of the Like every time you go in a cave,
one of these is in. It is a blue one. I'll take I'll
take a photo. Next time you see running around it in the water like
you hit you gotta hit it to get a collectible every time in the cave.
But there, but what this axe Loto is? So he wants an
oxe Lotto. I forgot where he found this thing at. But he's always
wanted an Oxe loto. But there are salt water based fish. Go get
a salt tank. Yeah, and you check the pH balance and all that
stuff. That's because my sister there, her and her husband. I think,
I don't know, I don't know. You close it two loads quickly
on me. So you know, axelttles axelto first question? Are they good
pets? Great pets, but they aren't made the ideal for beginner owner pet
owners, which is all three of you who have no experience of godspeed.
Actually the Axelatto that's coming to their Vanessa's houses eventually. Yeah wait, wait,
so we max travel with the axe Lotto. I don't think you can.
You said it can come out of the land. I don't think it
can. I think it's completely submersiful times size. Let's say they are about
six to eighteen inches, so this could be that big. It could be
big as daddy. Yeah yeah, long because he's got a long ass tail.
So you know what also was long ass Our journey to Sonic yesterday wasn't
dead along it wasn't. And here's the thing. I'm really good at geolocation
because I knew immediately where we were based on what the sheets in the hotel
though right by the exit. That was the funniest thing in the world.
Also to me driving, I don't care what anybody says. I am not
a slow driver. I need to go go. But there were something even
faster drivers. Even though we did ticket station vehicle, we didn't get a
ticket. We did our job whatever. We did a great job of cutting
people off left and right. So that was great, right, but Sonic
underwhelming as f I was not impressed. Yeah, here's the thing I think
because I was, I was telling you when we ate it, we got
ocean waters, the drink of choice, you know, say what you will,
but that is the like oh Sonic as it which is mainly sprite with
coconut syrup, tastes like a panic a lad huh, but a soda version
of it. We got the super Sonic combos. So people are like,
what did you get? That's why it wasn't good or anything, which is
the Burger combo, right, with normal fries kates. Tots do not like
tots. And then yesterday, as to talk to your buddy of mine,
shout out Frankie, he said, we have to get just the hot dog
because apparently the Coney Island one might make us two very fast. Yeah,
why do I want that? Then? Well, that's the things like,
that's what I said. We should have got the corn dog as a snack.
We could have cut it in half and split it. We split a
corn dog, you tear in half. No, but someone that gets all
of that and someone gets stuck with the stick. I would have taken the
stick for you. I would have taken the stick for you. But we
also buy a half. Oh my god, there's a little piece of at
the bench at the scenic Yeah, because he because normally at a sonic in
case you have been one, because there's like two in the DMV three three
Baltimore doesn't count is DMV. Let's face it, oh my, because there's
one in Frederick, which that babe not even DMV either, that's totally Then
you got Manassas which also is barely V. And then there's Oxy Hill Oxy
Hill, which is definitely but I was very underwhelmed. Also, my friend
Melissa to me too that we should have gotten the breakfast. Nah, that
would never have gotten breakfast. And then I got two other dms from my
friends Sarah and my friend Ashley being like, how was it one? I
think our Amy and Sarah and they said that it should have been good,
but I didn't do it. Whatever, it's fun, so maybe we go
back or maybe we just I think that's that's the one and go guys,
here's the thing, because we're going these places one and dunes and then if
we like it, we'll go back. But if we need, like like
I like Canes, but they knew like Zach Zaxby's cookout cookout, which you
need to go back again. I want to go back out again. Yeah.
The list we talked about last week was Boja. I think it might
be the next one, which you can definitely do it on Monday. Jolly
b was also the next one after that. Well that's even closer. Yeah,
actually it's in Wheaton, so we we'll figure that out. That wasn't
even super closer. But lunch rushing, yeah, I'll say lunch rushes and
stuff. Jenko will be normal. Jolly. We'll probably packed because usually it
is right and it's also like a high minor. There's probably a lot of
We're going to those two next. Then there was somewhere else we wanted to
go to that we still be Bonchon was one, but I saw on the
way there Arby's. Arby's we talked about Ruby Tuesday. We passed which stole
cheddar baked biscuits from what you dropped. Yeah, I didn't know why,
I just cause but there's like two Ruby Tuesdays now on like all of ninety
five. I know where we went wasn't on ninety five, but like there's
one on something random ass Exit on ninety five has a Ruby Tuesday. And
McDonald's that's where everyone stops random and it's like, oh you're hungry, go
get it. And then the other one. I think that was it.
I think that's all we saw. Oh, Checkers or Slash there's a Checkers
right up here off to seventy by the by the dump and Shady grow I
love Maybe we do that Monday. I told the story about how I went
to Disney World when I was twenty five with Julian and my little sister Freny,
and I ordered sixteen chicken sandwich is because I was completely hammered and hungry
and we had to walk to it because we couldn't rent a car because I
was twenty four, twenty five, I couldn't rent a car. Get it,
stupid twenty five age will when renting a car. Ye, So yeah,
so we can go definitely go to Checkers. A big Beaufort. Now,
what isn't a big, beautiful big Beaufort, baby big? That's a
patty lettuce, tomatoes and onions. We can order online if you want to.
How would that work? Though? Hey, I'm here for blah blah
blah. It's a double Paaufort that just looks like a normal burger. No,
but it's so good. Chetta cheta mother cruncher. Oh, that sounds
all white chicken meat in a super crunchy breading and let me fried. Then
stop with la cheese. So it's a chicken sandwich with a lat cheese che
cha buford. Oh so the bread is cheese on this? Yeah? Okay,
the triple big Beaufort, oh Man, triple bacon Zilla, it's a
heart attack cheese champ combo. Nope, I haven't gotten that fry love they
put the fries on the burger, the spicy chicken sandwich. That's the one
I got. I got sixteen of them because they're a dollar, and I
back, I don't think they're seven six. It's a combo. But still
it's gotta be like three bucks at least. Well, there's a dollar menu,
isn't there? Hot dog, hot dog? Hot dog? No,
thank you fish, No, there's not a dollar. Pick two now on
the go to one of those three probably the next three weeks. Each week,
Great, gay ready, great, so excited, But you know,
we forgot to talk about what How I almost tried to prank more on our
road trip, but it failed miserably. How remember I told you this in
the car yesterday is we went to Deep Creek Lake whatever, Maryland wherever,
technically West Virginia. Whatever Maryland. You gotta go through West Virginia. Get
there? How you good, Darren, I go through Virginia? What now?
But I decided more it was driving. I was all right, cool,
she looks to drive. She gets motion sickness, so it's good for
her. I had Teddy, he had to sit in my lap or was
in the back of the car. Sometimes I was like, I'm gonna take
a gummy. Took a gummy funny, thinking more would notice immediately. She
did not at all. Nope. And here's the thing, how I thought
she was gonna know. I was immediately on a gummy is. We stopped
out of sheets and I got me a stanky s'more's eminem's. It's the seasonal
flavor whatever. I don't know why you would think that'd be a good.
I saw it. I was like, what's a good? Like, just
pick up eat it, you know, because I don't like salty food on
road trips. I'm a sweet guy. You know, there's salty nuts,
sweet sweet sweet sweet. But anyway, got them throughout the entire car rude
of me eating these, which was about I thought in hours, but probably
like five minutes. If I was going, these are so delectable, that's
so good, cat eating them. More it's like you really like them,
Like yeah, you want some game or something like these are horrible. I'm
like, no, you're wrong, it's so delectable. And more it's like,
okay, they were gone. I was like, I'm sad they're gone
now. And we got to the house and she's like, all right,
we mate. I was like you knew I was on a gummy, right,
He's like no, I was like, it was very obvious I was
on a gummy. Maybe she's just happy you were happy. You know,
her happiness is my happiness. It is the punkass what what who? We're
bringing some gummies to the bachelor party? Yes? Why? Because one person
I'm like gonna say your name just the case his wife listens, is excited
to try gummies for the first time. His wife is the keyword there.
No he's not. No, he's not. Don't tell me he's doing that.
He said he'll try it. No, So the Friday exaus the thing
because I know what we're talking about more when we get there too. The
My bachelor party is where WrestleMania both nights, So we're gonna from Friday to
Monday. We have a Verbo Airbnb. Friday is really I know they're smacked
down from raw on Mondays, but whatever, Okay, you're not You're cool
not doing that. I'm cool, Okay, we spent too much money on
the rest of me. Friday is like we're gonna be chilling. Everyone's coming
in whenever they came off work. Maybe go get bar, go get food,
get yeah, get gummies up on Friday. Saturday is go get another
cheese steak. Sunday is also go get another cheese steak. Yeah, and
then Saturday and Sundays you do whatever you want to enjoy WrestleMania. So you're
sober high one he said he'd be interested a half. Oh yeah, he's
gotta start off slow. Okay, cool, So you get the real deal
stuff. So yeah, oh man, we gotta get a whole new stock
for next for your bachelor party. Yeah, I would hope. So you're
not got ones you bought today, like oh the last, the last WrestleMania.
They will not last door WrestleMania. You say, well, if you
keep him in the canister in a nice qua, eat mine in a minute,
man, you might need to eat it. But I mean wait and
eat it with you. I like eating with you. No, I got
driving. I don't have Max have Max's weekend mad Saturday night. Now we
can't at the comedy show because we get all we also got to drive home.
Yeah, well, uber, but he'll get all mad. Kid,
he won't know if you listen to podcasts, I'll know. But I get
glossy as a the last time I did it. I don't come for you,
baby, I get pranky. No when it's actual stuff, when it's
you know, the THHC whatever, whatever, it's like, I do what
I want. Oh yeah, and that was a clue. I'm what we
were talking about, not just gummy bears, but something else. I need.
Go to Giant actually my more gummy bears run Low. Yes, gummy
bears, as the kids would say. Yes, Max wants gummy bears.
I need my Hebbro gummybo. It's a German based company. I know because
he likes the red Ones. He only likes the red ones, Red Red
Run. Yeah. Do you think they make just gummy red gummy bears from
Harribo? Oh? Yeah, you probably at the buy them. It's kind
of like how you can get just red Eminem's if you buy them online.
Should I do that for him for his birthday? Now? Comment of time?
Unfortunately thought this cost me sixty dollars. Yeah, you want to expressed
the Well after this, I gotta go in the other room and order the
Chipotle order. So that's gonna be fun. That's gonna hurt on birthday Chipotle
pick up, get them Chippy. We'll gotta figure out if it's a pickupard
deliver because it's tryed to do this morning and my credit card got canceled.
Because I think they could do pickup. I wouldn't do a delivery. Why
because that way you can control like when the food gets there or's delivery,
Like it's supposed to be here at two o'clock. Oh yeah, you're you
know, and it's like, oh, it's two fifteen, Like, ow's
the food. Max is hungry. I'm more worried about Mom's hungry. You're
gonna kill everybody. Eric hungret. Eric will be snacking. No this uh
so because it is Max's birthday this weekend. Does he have a preference in
cake choice yet? Has he developed that? He yes, chocolate cake,
just like his dad. He uh he also wants We're go into a cake
with my parents and my family on Friday night. He wanted a Lego design
and then Saturday. I think we're doing cupcakes in the shape of a transformer.
I think that's what his mom was able to. You can transform the
cupcake and it turns into He loves Bumblebee. He loves bubb yea. He
loves Bumblebee, but he won't watch be sports with me again, did he
watch Bumblebee but the other day it was all he didn't want to watch.
Remember, bubble Bee dies and be spars spoilers remember at the beginning of the
movie. Yeah, but then he spoiler comes back. But Max is gonna
be pissed you're telling Bumblebee's in it. He dies in the song with me.
Okay, song with his mom. Yeah, okay, maybe he doesn't
want to relive that trauma memory in it. Every and almost every single one,
Bumblebee isn't like the main character like he was in the cartoon besides of
the Bumblebee movie. Yeah, yeah, it's weird, right, No,
I mean he was, Oh you're saying since the original Transport, the Michael
Bay Transformers movie kind yeah, because I think it's like, I mean,
Optimist is always the main character, right, but like Mirage was never a
big thing growing up. Yeah, but I think that's it depends because I
heard Jazz is a lot of people's favorite, but then Mirage kind of took
Jazz's powers Slash Place and Beast Wars because they wanted to have a different car.
So it's also weird, Like the Michael Bay movies is just like not
that but Transformers movies in general, it's like cool, Beast Wars is going
towards that G I. Joe universe, and everybody's still like, are we
still connecting it to the Michael Bay movies or what's happening? Yeah, they're
not. That's the thing. Every time, the whole time we were watching
that movie, like, so this connects still to the Michael Bay movie.
No, because it got reset when they made the Bumblebee movie too. Yeah,
but loosely rebooting that they were going to try to connect it. That's
what the whole thing was. Really. The Hailey Steinfeld jo it's confused.
It's Transformers universe is confusing like that. That's why, like you look at
the Pirates universe, they just keep going with sequels. They're like, we
don't go back, we just keep going forward Pirates of the Caribbean because they're
making another one right supposedly with Johnny Depp. We originally there was supposed to
be one that was the female one, but that's kind of been dead in
the water. Yeah, and then they're like, we're gonna do another one
Johnny Depp, but nothing really on that. I think it's because like we're
people are dealing with pirates. I think I think that era was Pirate.
Everyone's the third Pirate movie was so bad. No, that was good.
The second one there cracking, and then the third one where they got married
in the whirlpool. Wait, which is then the fourth one was really bad
then yes, because they're Lando Bloom and Karen Knight were in the fifth one,
which is a fifth they blend the pirates like I know black Pearls the
first one, right, yeah, and and was this dead Man's Chest is
the second one? Third is that World's End. Four is one which is
the Mermaid one Blackbeard, and the fifth one is dead Men Tell No Tales
with Javier Bardem where he's that and that's where we find out, Yeah,
Orlando Bloom and so like the guy who played Robin and Titans is supposed to
be will turn her son with Elizabeth Swan. She's barely in it. And
then Barbosa's daughter is also in it yea, and then Barbosa dies at the
end of that one. Spoiler alert, that's the last one. It's like
these three great, then they added these two was like okay, good,
well yeah, yeah, the last scared of the first one, the last
two were first one was like trip right because because they turned into skeletons.
Yeah, that was cool. That was a great concept. The last two
were damn man, got man, gotta dropped. But I remember when the
the Lady turned into a bunch of crabs and she turned into the sea she
clipso she was the goddess of the sea. Something is she's also you know
a movie she was in with with the Rock What she's those female lead and
Rampage Naomi Harris. Yep, I did not know that was Naioli. Here,
that's Rampage. She's in Skyfall too. Yep. She's a Penny and
venom all right, because she's the red the red witchm callin. She's the
Pennywise. What's her face? And let there be carnage. She's not Pennywise,
she's no, no, no, no no in in uh James Bond.
What's her character Tony Penny many Penny. Yeah, she's money Penny,
money Penny. But those are a little movie die tribe right there. But
you know what that leads into some eric What did lead to some shorties because
there weren't a lot for some reason. I don't know why, but we
were putting a lot of people listening to the crisis. A special delivery Fairfax
who read that baby read right by George Bason. You're a gorgeous woman that
answered the door in a robe. You winked and smilet at me while you
sign for your Oh wait, we did this one already. Really, why
was this on the top It said it was new. That was not new?
Nice? Nice? Okay, Sorry, sorry about that. I apologize.
Chill time in coming in Aspen Hill. If in the Aspen Hill area
searching for a good time, hit me up. Judgment free zone like planing,
fitness for all types. Let's have a good time. Friday drinks and
gas for females only. Absolutely no males though. Friday drinks and gas.
So he's paying for your gas. Oh may drinks and gas. Let's see
if that's anything. Nope, nothing, nothing, okay, not not a
phrase for anaything as far as we know. Next one are handyman? Is
m I A? And I need these estimates done today? Clinton, Camp
Springs, Temple Hills, Suitland. Guy was a guy was supposed to drop
by to buy give estimate on work I needed done. And he is m
I A. Anyone around this evening to drop by and give me estimate on
painting work on ceiling in bath room. Please, I won't keep you long.
Will be appreciative for that paint job. Yeah, so that's sex.
That's definitely like she used to have someone come by that hook on and no
one came to knock on that dryway. I'm on knock on our door.
No'm knock on our We're friends three the Threes company. You know it's it's
sad, slush funny. I on even know about that because the family guy.
Oh my god, am I not going on our door. We've been
waiting for you. Next one. BTS moms DMV oh about John Cook BTS
No back to school moms. So much fun seeing all the moms at the
bus stops. Wonder if there any of that need company? Now the house
is empty male for female. This is in Fairfax what also by George Mason.
This is a brighter where Paul the sixth used to be, but no
longer is there. No, And apparently the new campus is massive and beautiful.
Yeah. I don't know about new campus, but I know the old
buildings still there and it's front of a bunch of new apartments. They haven't
torn down the whole building still for some reason. Really, Yeah, it's
a weird thing. Like they tore they started that was like pandemic times and
like the front of the buildings still there, but it's like broken in with
like construction stuff. It's literally the literal front wall of the building. Maybe
they can't knock it down because of historic building, just the front wall of
the building. It's historic. Maybe because Paul six is with that was there
for a long a lot a lot, a lot a lot of years.
PV six is what they call now. I think there are p of six
P six. I don't know. My nephew goes to Gonzaga, so you
know, private schools into such. Yeah, I was like whatever due public
school by public he switched around schools. You don't count. Sorry to be
the fat LA team that got beat up, beat everyone up. You about
to say I was the victim. No, you victimizer. Yeah, I'm
a victimizer in high school as a bully. No not in high school.
No, not in high school, middle school, middle school, elementary school,
high school. Everyone was at least the same size, And I didn't
want to get in trouble because I didn't want to lose playing football, shoul
We talk about her bullies next week. Next week. I didn't have I
had one. I had one in middle school and one in the second grade,
and he had a Napoleon syndrome. My guy was the biggest guy in
class. We'll tease that for next week. Right down. That was our
hundred and fiftieth episode, one hundred and fifty more to go, right,
Yeah, that's three more years of this. I mean, are you scared?
No, I'm not scared. Three more years, fifty one a week
doing more. No, no, no, no. I like our routine
of let's go get food next day, let's talk about that food for five
minutes, like, oh, this is the whole podcast. No, we
got random stuff to talk about. We also didn't talk about how much of
a baby you are about party. We don't talk about that next week.
Remember that because we're already at a time limit. But as always, you
can follow me on Andrew Hoodie, Why Eric got mister Eric V. That's
do a little dance with it. When I say do a little dancing day.
As always, always remember it's okay to be weird and sexy. It
got weird, didn't it. Yeah,