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No, thank you, sir.
I will not be doing that, but

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you know what you will be doing
what? It's hopefully ready because it's hard

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to get weird. It's about to
get weird. He's prepared for him to

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get weird. Thinks are gonna get
weird. It's getting weird. I'm gonna

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get real weird. Let's getting weird. Let's get where? Where getting where?

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Are you ready to get weird with
Hoodie and Eric? I'm ready listening

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because you're listening to the hundred and
fiftieth episode of Let's Get Weird. Remember

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milestone episode we did it one fifty? Is it a milestone them? I

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think one year ago today. We
decided to keep going with this podcast after

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Kevin and Sharon left us for the
Other side for that of the Not Well

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One Non Radio one Better Radio Well
Debata book. But what are you going

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in? But every week my name
is Hoodie, my name is a We

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gave you the weird stories from our
lives, the Internet, the world,

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the globe, the oceans, the
sea, the land, the skies.

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You're missing one, you're there.
We go and try to just have a

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good time with you. You know. The past couple of weeks we've been

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going on a fast food trip adversary. I don't know what we're calling it.

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Oh, fast food tour. That's
what we've called DMV fast food tour

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where we've been going to the one
off spots. They're in the DMV,

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no, not even getting locally in
the DMV, eating the chains that we

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have one of them in the DMV
really, yes, or on the outskirts.

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We are hurting for a Yeah,
it's hurting, hurt. I'm fine

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right now. Maybe we should change
together. Monday were good and then we

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can record on Tuesday like we normally
did. They probably could probably should have

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thought that, Gobo, you know, we'll get there. When we get

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there, baby, we'll say we're
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when we go Monday, well,
it depends with time we get, time

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we get out of here on Mondays, because I got other commitments. On

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Mondays, we got one. Depends
on what's happened the bread and butter.

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No, you don't bread and butter. You don't have a kid at all.

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Sometimes on Mondays I do have bread
and butter. Yeah, no,

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I'm talking. I don't have anything
point too that would explain it. I'm

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sucking. Oh commitments, that's at
three. No, that comes out at

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three, it's recorded before three.
Really yeah, watch you don't put it

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up anymore. I put it up
on I don't see it on the Instagram

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stories at often. What did you
guys get hitten from me? What you

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guys are live on Twitch? Oh? I mean he's talking about his other

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podcast, Crisis on having a podcast
with Kevin, which I totally appreciate and

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love. And I'm no, no, not against cross promoting because these are

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my Kevin's job is the promoted on
Instagram? So oh well, yeah,

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I haven't seen it on there in
a minute. You know you should just

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but what I know every day you
just you know, every time you're like

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where the TWI doing? Oh he's
busy, it's either Teddy or Crisis,

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Teddy or Christis. I always think
it's Teddy. This week it was that

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damn dog has taken over? Was
worried last week that boy? No,

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there was moments I was like,
is this guy breathing right now? Like

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I was worried, Like we went
to sleep as of the poop stuff.

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But that was like a symptom that
wasn't like the problem. We're like what's

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going on, Like if he gets
bad, like a respiratory issue. I

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no, No, he was just
being weirdly really weird acting. We went

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to bed one night and like he
sleeps at the foot of the bed and

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I woke I like woke up randomly
at like three am on Saturday. I

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was like, I don't see Teddy's
stomach moving. Hold on, he sleeps

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on the foot of the bedroom.
Yeah, he's as when you say foot

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of the bed, I think he's
on like a No, he's on the

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looking bed, on the at the
end of the bed, on the floor.

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He's on the bed. How do
you guys sleep with the king as

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bed? Baby? It's right,
you do that. We did get a

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third. Teddy gets the third,
I get a third. Bore gets the

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third. Started off with Teddy getting
like a sixth. That's gone into a

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third by now you know that dog
on the bed. No, it's just

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a blanket, that's all. He
does have two dog beds in our apartment

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though, you guys, but that
boy he rotates, actually has two dog

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beds in a cooling mat. What's
a cool and it gets hot, you

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lay on the mat and it cools
you down. Really it's got like the

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whenever you used in like a lunch
box. It's like that. It's like

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always cold for some reason. So
he'll sit in the bed in the sun,

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go to the cooling mat, then
go to the other bed, then

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go back to the bed. The
bed because other beds like in Moore's room,

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which is paper like. Hey,
i't got no child. This is

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a little obsessive. No, I
think you know what, if I ever

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get you a Christmas gift, it's
gonna be for Teddy. No, yeah,

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birthday gift coming up soon. You
won't be here. Yeah, you

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won't be here on Oh well,
maybe we'll see what happens. Maybe it

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be for Teddy. Wow, I
wanted you to like my dog. I

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don't why made me. I haven't
even met him exactly, and I'm already

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over it. I don't ever want
to Max would love him. No,

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I know Max is hungry for a
dog, So I know. And you

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were Vanessa said, not happening at
her house. Your house a different story.

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Welcome to divorce, parents together whatever. Sorry, parenting is one parent

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can have something the other parent doesn't
know how. She got the switch first,

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and you bought a switch after you
get the dog first. Then she'll

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get a dog over there. She
will not get a dog. That woman

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will never get a dog. I'm
tying whatever. No, apparently she's I

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think she's also luned to cats.
Now too, bying a bird? Whatever,

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don't be a bird, don't get
him. No, I want to

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get to get a bird. Birds
are cool. I think they want to

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get a turtle or a lot a
loto. No, it's a lizard,

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kind of fish. But it's salt
water. A x o l a loto

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a x he alaxa. That's a
colato oxelataxilato. God, oh, excel,

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this isn't tell lizard lizard. Yeah, there you go. The hell

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is Oh yeah, the axelato.
It is an ox right ox ox lotus.

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Uh huh. They're like little but
there's saltwater. You know what this

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is. This is if you played
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not Breath of Wild, Tears of
the Kingdom, the most recent one.

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Huh, one of the Like every
time you go in a cave,

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one of these is in. It
is a blue one. I'll take I'll

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take a photo. Next time you
see running around it in the water like

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you hit you gotta hit it to
get a collectible every time in the cave.

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But there, but what this axe
Loto is? So he wants an

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oxe Lotto. I forgot where he
found this thing at. But he's always

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wanted an Oxe loto. But there
are salt water based fish. Go get

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a salt tank. Yeah, and
you check the pH balance and all that

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stuff. That's because my sister there, her and her husband. I think,

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I don't know, I don't know. You close it two loads quickly

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on me. So you know,
axelttles axelto first question? Are they good

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pets? Great pets, but they
aren't made the ideal for beginner owner pet

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owners, which is all three of
you who have no experience of godspeed.

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Actually the Axelatto that's coming to their
Vanessa's houses eventually. Yeah wait, wait,

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so we max travel with the axe
Lotto. I don't think you can.

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You said it can come out of
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can. I think it's completely submersiful
times size. Let's say they are about

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six to eighteen inches, so this
could be that big. It could be

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big as daddy. Yeah yeah,
long because he's got a long ass tail.

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So you know what also was long
ass Our journey to Sonic yesterday wasn't

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dead along it wasn't. And here's
the thing. I'm really good at geolocation

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because I knew immediately where we were
based on what the sheets in the hotel

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though right by the exit. That
was the funniest thing in the world.

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Also to me driving, I don't
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a slow driver. I need to
go go. But there were something even

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faster drivers. Even though we did
ticket station vehicle, we didn't get a

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ticket. We did our job whatever. We did a great job of cutting

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people off left and right. So
that was great, right, but Sonic

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underwhelming as f I was not impressed. Yeah, here's the thing I think

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because I was, I was telling
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ocean waters, the drink of choice, you know, say what you will,

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but that is the like oh Sonic
as it which is mainly sprite with

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coconut syrup, tastes like a panic
a lad huh, but a soda version

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of it. We got the super
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what did you get? That's why
it wasn't good or anything, which is

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the Burger combo, right, with
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tots. And then yesterday, as
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shout out Frankie, he said,
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because apparently the Coney Island one might
make us two very fast. Yeah,

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why do I want that? Then? Well, that's the things like,

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that's what I said. We should
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We could have cut it in half
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corn dog, you tear in half. No, but someone that gets all

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of that and someone gets stuck with
the stick. I would have taken the

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stick for you. I would have
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also buy a half. Oh my
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the bench at the scenic Yeah,
because he because normally at a sonic in

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case you have been one, because
there's like two in the DMV three three

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Baltimore doesn't count is DMV. Let's
face it, oh my, because there's

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one in Frederick, which that babe
not even DMV either, that's totally Then

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you got Manassas which also is barely
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Hill, which is definitely but I
was very underwhelmed. Also, my friend

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Melissa to me too that we should
have gotten the breakfast. Nah, that

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would never have gotten breakfast. And
then I got two other dms from my

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friends Sarah and my friend Ashley being
like, how was it one? I

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think our Amy and Sarah and they
said that it should have been good,

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but I didn't do it. Whatever, it's fun, so maybe we go

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back or maybe we just I think
that's that's the one and go guys,

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here's the thing, because we're going
these places one and dunes and then if

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we like it, we'll go back. But if we need, like like

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I like Canes, but they knew
like Zach Zaxby's cookout cookout, which you

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need to go back again. I
want to go back out again. Yeah.

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The list we talked about last week
was Boja. I think it might

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be the next one, which you
can definitely do it on Monday. Jolly

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b was also the next one after
that. Well that's even closer. Yeah,

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actually it's in Wheaton, so we
we'll figure that out. That wasn't

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even super closer. But lunch rushing, yeah, I'll say lunch rushes and

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stuff. Jenko will be normal.
Jolly. We'll probably packed because usually it

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is right and it's also like a
high minor. There's probably a lot of

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We're going to those two next.
Then there was somewhere else we wanted to

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go to that we still be Bonchon
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way there Arby's. Arby's we talked
about Ruby Tuesday. We passed which stole

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cheddar baked biscuits from what you dropped. Yeah, I didn't know why,

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I just cause but there's like two
Ruby Tuesdays now on like all of ninety

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five. I know where we went
wasn't on ninety five, but like there's

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one on something random ass Exit on
ninety five has a Ruby Tuesday. And

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McDonald's that's where everyone stops random and
it's like, oh you're hungry, go

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get it. And then the other
one. I think that was it.

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I think that's all we saw.
Oh, Checkers or Slash there's a Checkers

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right up here off to seventy by
the by the dump and Shady grow I

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love Maybe we do that Monday.
I told the story about how I went

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to Disney World when I was twenty
five with Julian and my little sister Freny,

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and I ordered sixteen chicken sandwich is
because I was completely hammered and hungry

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and we had to walk to it
because we couldn't rent a car because I

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was twenty four, twenty five,
I couldn't rent a car. Get it,

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stupid twenty five age will when renting
a car. Ye, So yeah,

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so we can go definitely go to
Checkers. A big Beaufort. Now,

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what isn't a big, beautiful big
Beaufort, baby big? That's a

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patty lettuce, tomatoes and onions.
We can order online if you want to.

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How would that work? Though?
Hey, I'm here for blah blah

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blah. It's a double Paaufort that
just looks like a normal burger. No,

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but it's so good. Chetta cheta
mother cruncher. Oh, that sounds

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all white chicken meat in a super
crunchy breading and let me fried. Then

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stop with la cheese. So it's
a chicken sandwich with a lat cheese che

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cha buford. Oh so the bread
is cheese on this? Yeah? Okay,

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the triple big Beaufort, oh Man, triple bacon Zilla, it's a

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heart attack cheese champ combo. Nope, I haven't gotten that fry love they

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put the fries on the burger,
the spicy chicken sandwich. That's the one

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I got. I got sixteen of
them because they're a dollar, and I

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back, I don't think they're seven
six. It's a combo. But still

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it's gotta be like three bucks at
least. Well, there's a dollar menu,

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isn't there? Hot dog, hot
dog? Hot dog? No,

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thank you fish, No, there's
not a dollar. Pick two now on

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the go to one of those three
probably the next three weeks. Each week,

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Great, gay ready, great,
so excited, But you know,

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we forgot to talk about what How
I almost tried to prank more on our

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road trip, but it failed miserably. How remember I told you this in

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the car yesterday is we went to
Deep Creek Lake whatever, Maryland wherever,

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technically West Virginia. Whatever Maryland.
You gotta go through West Virginia. Get

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there? How you good, Darren, I go through Virginia? What now?

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But I decided more it was driving. I was all right, cool,

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she looks to drive. She gets
motion sickness, so it's good for

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her. I had Teddy, he
had to sit in my lap or was

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in the back of the car.
Sometimes I was like, I'm gonna take

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a gummy. Took a gummy funny, thinking more would notice immediately. She

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did not at all. Nope.
And here's the thing, how I thought

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she was gonna know. I was
immediately on a gummy is. We stopped

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out of sheets and I got me
a stanky s'more's eminem's. It's the seasonal

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flavor whatever. I don't know why
you would think that'd be a good.

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I saw it. I was like, what's a good? Like, just

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pick up eat it, you know, because I don't like salty food on

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road trips. I'm a sweet guy. You know, there's salty nuts,

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sweet sweet sweet sweet. But anyway, got them throughout the entire car rude

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of me eating these, which was
about I thought in hours, but probably

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like five minutes. If I was
going, these are so delectable, that's

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so good, cat eating them.
More it's like you really like them,

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Like yeah, you want some game
or something like these are horrible. I'm

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like, no, you're wrong,
it's so delectable. And more it's like,

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okay, they were gone. I
was like, I'm sad they're gone

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now. And we got to the
house and she's like, all right,

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we mate. I was like you
knew I was on a gummy, right,

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He's like no, I was like, it was very obvious I was

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on a gummy. Maybe she's just
happy you were happy. You know,

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her happiness is my happiness. It
is the punkass what what who? We're

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bringing some gummies to the bachelor party? Yes? Why? Because one person

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I'm like gonna say your name just
the case his wife listens, is excited

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to try gummies for the first time. His wife is the keyword there.

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No he's not. No, he's
not. Don't tell me he's doing that.

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He said he'll try it. No, So the Friday exaus the thing

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because I know what we're talking about
more when we get there too. The

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My bachelor party is where WrestleMania both
nights, So we're gonna from Friday to

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Monday. We have a Verbo Airbnb. Friday is really I know they're smacked

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down from raw on Mondays, but
whatever, Okay, you're not You're cool

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not doing that. I'm cool,
Okay, we spent too much money on

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the rest of me. Friday is
like we're gonna be chilling. Everyone's coming

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in whenever they came off work.
Maybe go get bar, go get food,

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get yeah, get gummies up on
Friday. Saturday is go get another

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cheese steak. Sunday is also go
get another cheese steak. Yeah, and

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then Saturday and Sundays you do whatever
you want to enjoy WrestleMania. So you're

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sober high one he said he'd be
interested a half. Oh yeah, he's

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gotta start off slow. Okay,
cool, So you get the real deal

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stuff. So yeah, oh man, we gotta get a whole new stock

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for next for your bachelor party.
Yeah, I would hope. So you're

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not got ones you bought today,
like oh the last, the last WrestleMania.

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They will not last door WrestleMania.
You say, well, if you

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keep him in the canister in a
nice qua, eat mine in a minute,

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man, you might need to eat
it. But I mean wait and

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eat it with you. I like
eating with you. No, I got

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driving. I don't have Max have
Max's weekend mad Saturday night. Now we

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can't at the comedy show because we
get all we also got to drive home.

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Yeah, well, uber, but
he'll get all mad. Kid,

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he won't know if you listen to
podcasts, I'll know. But I get

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glossy as a the last time I
did it. I don't come for you,

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baby, I get pranky. No
when it's actual stuff, when it's

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you know, the THHC whatever,
whatever, it's like, I do what

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I want. Oh yeah, and
that was a clue. I'm what we

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were talking about, not just gummy
bears, but something else. I need.

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Go to Giant actually my more gummy
bears run Low. Yes, gummy

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bears, as the kids would say. Yes, Max wants gummy bears.

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I need my Hebbro gummybo. It's
a German based company. I know because

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he likes the red Ones. He
only likes the red ones, Red Red

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Run. Yeah. Do you think
they make just gummy red gummy bears from

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Harribo? Oh? Yeah, you
probably at the buy them. It's kind

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of like how you can get just
red Eminem's if you buy them online.

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Should I do that for him for
his birthday? Now? Comment of time?

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Unfortunately thought this cost me sixty dollars. Yeah, you want to expressed

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the Well after this, I gotta
go in the other room and order the

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Chipotle order. So that's gonna be
fun. That's gonna hurt on birthday Chipotle

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pick up, get them Chippy.
We'll gotta figure out if it's a pickupard

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deliver because it's tryed to do this
morning and my credit card got canceled.

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Because I think they could do pickup. I wouldn't do a delivery. Why

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because that way you can control like
when the food gets there or's delivery,

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Like it's supposed to be here at
two o'clock. Oh yeah, you're you

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know, and it's like, oh, it's two fifteen, Like, ow's

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the food. Max is hungry.
I'm more worried about Mom's hungry. You're

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gonna kill everybody. Eric hungret.
Eric will be snacking. No this uh

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so because it is Max's birthday this
weekend. Does he have a preference in

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cake choice yet? Has he developed
that? He yes, chocolate cake,

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just like his dad. He uh
he also wants We're go into a cake

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with my parents and my family on
Friday night. He wanted a Lego design

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and then Saturday. I think we're
doing cupcakes in the shape of a transformer.

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I think that's what his mom was
able to. You can transform the

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cupcake and it turns into He loves
Bumblebee. He loves bubb yea. He

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loves Bumblebee, but he won't watch
be sports with me again, did he

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watch Bumblebee but the other day it
was all he didn't want to watch.

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Remember, bubble Bee dies and be
spars spoilers remember at the beginning of the

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movie. Yeah, but then he
spoiler comes back. But Max is gonna

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be pissed you're telling Bumblebee's in it. He dies in the song with me.

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Okay, song with his mom.
Yeah, okay, maybe he doesn't

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want to relive that trauma memory in
it. Every and almost every single one,

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Bumblebee isn't like the main character like
he was in the cartoon besides of

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the Bumblebee movie. Yeah, yeah, it's weird, right, No,

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I mean he was, Oh you're
saying since the original Transport, the Michael

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Bay Transformers movie kind yeah, because
I think it's like, I mean,

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Optimist is always the main character,
right, but like Mirage was never a

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big thing growing up. Yeah,
but I think that's it depends because I

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heard Jazz is a lot of people's
favorite, but then Mirage kind of took

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Jazz's powers Slash Place and Beast Wars
because they wanted to have a different car.

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So it's also weird, Like the
Michael Bay movies is just like not

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that but Transformers movies in general,
it's like cool, Beast Wars is going

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towards that G I. Joe universe, and everybody's still like, are we

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still connecting it to the Michael Bay
movies or what's happening? Yeah, they're

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not. That's the thing. Every
time, the whole time we were watching

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that movie, like, so this
connects still to the Michael Bay movie.

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No, because it got reset when
they made the Bumblebee movie too. Yeah,

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but loosely rebooting that they were going
to try to connect it. That's

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what the whole thing was. Really. The Hailey Steinfeld jo it's confused.

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It's Transformers universe is confusing like that. That's why, like you look at

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the Pirates universe, they just keep
going with sequels. They're like, we

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don't go back, we just keep
going forward Pirates of the Caribbean because they're

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making another one right supposedly with Johnny
Depp. We originally there was supposed to

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be one that was the female one, but that's kind of been dead in

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the water. Yeah, and then
they're like, we're gonna do another one

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Johnny Depp, but nothing really on
that. I think it's because like we're

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people are dealing with pirates. I
think I think that era was Pirate.

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Everyone's the third Pirate movie was so
bad. No, that was good.

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The second one there cracking, and
then the third one where they got married

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in the whirlpool. Wait, which
is then the fourth one was really bad

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then yes, because they're Lando Bloom
and Karen Knight were in the fifth one,

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which is a fifth they blend the
pirates like I know black Pearls the

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first one, right, yeah,
and and was this dead Man's Chest is

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the second one? Third is that
World's End. Four is one which is

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the Mermaid one Blackbeard, and the
fifth one is dead Men Tell No Tales

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with Javier Bardem where he's that and
that's where we find out, Yeah,

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Orlando Bloom and so like the guy
who played Robin and Titans is supposed to

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be will turn her son with Elizabeth
Swan. She's barely in it. And

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then Barbosa's daughter is also in it
yea, and then Barbosa dies at the

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end of that one. Spoiler alert, that's the last one. It's like

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these three great, then they added
these two was like okay, good,

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well yeah, yeah, the last
scared of the first one, the last

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two were first one was like trip
right because because they turned into skeletons.

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Yeah, that was cool. That
was a great concept. The last two

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were damn man, got man,
gotta dropped. But I remember when the

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the Lady turned into a bunch of
crabs and she turned into the sea she

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clipso she was the goddess of the
sea. Something is she's also you know

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a movie she was in with with
the Rock What she's those female lead and

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Rampage Naomi Harris. Yep, I
did not know that was Naioli. Here,

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that's Rampage. She's in Skyfall too. Yep. She's a Penny and

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venom all right, because she's the
red the red witchm callin. She's the

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Pennywise. What's her face? And
let there be carnage. She's not Pennywise,

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she's no, no, no,
no no in in uh James Bond.

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What's her character Tony Penny many Penny. Yeah, she's money Penny,

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money Penny. But those are a
little movie die tribe right there. But

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you know what that leads into some
eric What did lead to some shorties because

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there weren't a lot for some reason. I don't know why, but we

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were putting a lot of people listening
to the crisis. A special delivery Fairfax

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who read that baby read right by
George Bason. You're a gorgeous woman that

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answered the door in a robe.
You winked and smilet at me while you

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sign for your Oh wait, we
did this one already. Really, why

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was this on the top It said
it was new. That was not new?

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Nice? Nice? Okay, Sorry, sorry about that. I apologize.

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Chill time in coming in Aspen Hill. If in the Aspen Hill area

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searching for a good time, hit
me up. Judgment free zone like planing,

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fitness for all types. Let's have
a good time. Friday drinks and

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gas for females only. Absolutely no
males though. Friday drinks and gas.

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So he's paying for your gas.
Oh may drinks and gas. Let's see

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if that's anything. Nope, nothing, nothing, okay, not not a

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phrase for anaything as far as we
know. Next one are handyman? Is

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m I A? And I need
these estimates done today? Clinton, Camp

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Springs, Temple Hills, Suitland.
Guy was a guy was supposed to drop

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by to buy give estimate on work
I needed done. And he is m

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I A. Anyone around this evening
to drop by and give me estimate on

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painting work on ceiling in bath room. Please, I won't keep you long.

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Will be appreciative for that paint job. Yeah, so that's sex.

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That's definitely like she used to have
someone come by that hook on and no

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one came to knock on that dryway. I'm on knock on our door.

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No'm knock on our We're friends three
the Threes company. You know it's it's

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sad, slush funny. I on
even know about that because the family guy.

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Oh my god, am I not
going on our door. We've been

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waiting for you. Next one.
BTS moms DMV oh about John Cook BTS

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No back to school moms. So
much fun seeing all the moms at the

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bus stops. Wonder if there any
of that need company? Now the house

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is empty male for female. This
is in Fairfax what also by George Mason.

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This is a brighter where Paul the
sixth used to be, but no

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longer is there. No, And
apparently the new campus is massive and beautiful.

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Yeah. I don't know about new
campus, but I know the old

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buildings still there and it's front of
a bunch of new apartments. They haven't

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torn down the whole building still for
some reason. Really, Yeah, it's

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a weird thing. Like they tore
they started that was like pandemic times and

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like the front of the buildings still
there, but it's like broken in with

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like construction stuff. It's literally the
literal front wall of the building. Maybe

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they can't knock it down because of
historic building, just the front wall of

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the building. It's historic. Maybe
because Paul six is with that was there

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for a long a lot a lot, a lot a lot of years.

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PV six is what they call now. I think there are p of six

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P six. I don't know.
My nephew goes to Gonzaga, so you

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know, private schools into such.
Yeah, I was like whatever due public

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school by public he switched around schools. You don't count. Sorry to be

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the fat LA team that got beat
up, beat everyone up. You about

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to say I was the victim.
No, you victimizer. Yeah, I'm

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a victimizer in high school as a
bully. No not in high school.

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No, not in high school,
middle school, middle school, elementary school,

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high school. Everyone was at least
the same size, And I didn't

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want to get in trouble because I
didn't want to lose playing football, shoul

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We talk about her bullies next week. Next week. I didn't have I

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had one. I had one in
middle school and one in the second grade,

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and he had a Napoleon syndrome.
My guy was the biggest guy in

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class. We'll tease that for next
week. Right down. That was our

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hundred and fiftieth episode, one hundred
and fifty more to go, right,

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Yeah, that's three more years of
this. I mean, are you scared?

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No, I'm not scared. Three
more years, fifty one a week

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doing more. No, no,
no, no. I like our routine

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of let's go get food next day, let's talk about that food for five

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minutes, like, oh, this
is the whole podcast. No, we

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got random stuff to talk about.
We also didn't talk about how much of

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a baby you are about party.
We don't talk about that next week.

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Remember that because we're already at a
time limit. But as always, you

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can follow me on Andrew Hoodie,
Why Eric got mister Eric V. That's

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do a little dance with it.
When I say do a little dancing day.

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As always, always remember it's okay
to be weird and sexy. It

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got weird, didn't it. Yeah,