Whoa, what's up, beautiful people. It is your baby mama, favorite
baby Mama, Stormy P. And this is another episode of Chocolate Chip and
Zip the modern day female perspective. Damson back at it again, Boom,
back at it again, and y'all, we're gonna get right back into it.
Because the chronicles of me and my waxing technicians, the chronicles of me
just trying to get my couter waxed regularly. It's hard, y'all, it's
hard, and it's a struggle. Right, So if you knew here or
you haven't caught up in a few episodes, long story short, my waxing
technician of like three years, Brian, he quit, right, So I've
been trying to stay at the same salon Stash Spa, but like trying out
different technicians and it hasn't been on well. Some of you may remember the
last woman that I went to told me that I had an ass she COUCHI.
She said my couchie list was ashy. Yes she did, Yes,
she did. That's what That's what she told me. Cause which she told
me, I think she had ball faced, motherfucking lines. She just wanted
to rub some oil on me because none of the niggas I ever done went
and none of the other technicians ever said that it was ashy. But I
digress. So I go back, y'all, and now we're trying another new
technician. Like literally, the same man has stored has like stared into my
booty hole for the past three years, getting a clean getting the bear and
ever since he left, like I feel like a whole I'm just running through
technicians. Like long story short, I did make an appointment. My man,
he Bear with Brian. Y'all. If y'all on Agram, go to
Bear with Brian. If you're in the Philadelphia area, you need a new
technician. Bear O'Bryan. He started his own thing, all right, long
story short. We had an appointment for next week, well for next month,
but for this month, I had to go to another technician. Right,
So this woman and I don't know why, I like, okay,
so y'all know, I don't know anybody here, so I just be clicking
names getting appointments like fuck it were gonna try some new shit. So this
woman was an Asian woman and it was no talking. Like afterwards, I
felt like I should have put forty dollars on the stand cause it's like sister
was like a right. So my problem is I feel like me personally,
whether I know you were not, whether you're a new technician or not.
If I'm laying on this bed needs to chess booty hole out. The least
you can do is have a good conversation with me while you staring in my
booty hole? Like is that too much to ask? Is that too much
to ask? Like we need to have some type of decorum. Okay,
some type of conversation, ma'am, I've never seen you before. At least
let me feel comfortable, Like at least when you go to the O.
B. G Y and they like try to make conversations. Oh hey,
take your pants off, I'm gonna step outside real fast. That woman is
about to look all way up your uterus. But she still has the decency
or he still has the decency to pretend like he giving you some type of
you know, sacred space. Let's make conversation. We're having a good time,
like, ma'am, make me feel comfortable. The whole time she just
ripping in silence. She also didn't count, Like I know, I said
the last lady didn't count. She also didn't count. I didn't even ask
her to count, honestly, I just took took the beating incitence, right,
So I feel like, if you are an eye to eye with my
brown eye, the least you can do is provide a good conversation. Is
that too much to ask? Is that too much to ask? Like?
And then I also feel like she was waxing coochie like she still was in
the nails a line like. I feel like women gonna know what I'm talking
about when I say this, because she was like, rip rip rip RiPP
next, bitch, hold on, She didn't do the one, twoth,
three, no, nothing. She just was ripped rip, ripped next,
Let me put my pants on first? What the hell? Dude, Shot
said, We're gonna call her blade blade, not Baye Blade. How dare
you babe blade? Me? Just rip rip rip? What the fuck?
So? Yeah, long story short, I had another bad experience getting my
coochie wax, y'all. But the plus side of this is that my old
technician he got his own ship. Now shout out to bear by Brian all
right, and we got an appointment next month and I can't wait to keep
your updateing u let y'all, know how it goes. So yeah, that's
it. I wanted to talk to y'all about something that you know, I
spoke about when we did the live show in Philly a few weeks ago.
And I'm not gonna lie. I didn't get a good enough answer for me.
And because I didn't get a good enough answer, I'm gonna bring it
to y'all. All right, So, fellas, just gonna sound like a
weird set up. I just need y'all to take this ride with me,
all right, Just just relax, let down your guard, listen to what
I gotta say, and answer truthfully. Okay, So let me ask you
a question, right, fellas, Say you're in a starving country, right,
and you have an excess amount of food? I know, what the
fun? Where's she going with this? Just just just put the bear with
me. Listen to the story. Okay, Say you were in a starving
country and you have an excess amount of food. Not only do you have
an excess amount of food, you don't even like this food like it's it's
it's Brussels sprouts or some shit like. You don't you don't like this food,
you don't want it. It's a dub right now, say your homies
there and he's starving and he don't have any food. If you have an
abundance of food that you don't like, what do you wanna do? If
you have an abundance of food that you don't like and you don't want,
are you gonna share what you'r homie? Annall? Think about it? Are
you gonna share what your homie? Annall? Now, A lot of you
probably like, yeah, you know, my homie, he's solid, he
can have whatever. My homie he good. If I'm good, he good.
If I eat, he eat, especially if you don't want the food
right now. If that's the case, how come I can't talk to your
friend? Na, No, no, hold on, hold on, hold
on. If that's the case, how come I can't talk to your friend
if you don't want me? No, that's different. That's different, Like
let me know, like is that different? Now? Hold up, before
y'all go with, oh, well, if you want my homie after we
stopped talking, you always wanted my homie. Hold up, Your homie was
getting bitches before I met you. Your homie gonna be getting bitches after I
met you? You know you'll homie getting bitches? How was this on me?
He was attractive before I got here, right, And I know some
of you are like, oh, well no, that's crazy. If you
my girl, we was talking, No, no, no, no,
no, We never had sex. We never was in a relationship. How
come I can't have your homie? Oh now I'm a hoe. Now I'm
a ho. Now I'm a ho. Right, But my question is if
we've never had sex, we was never in a relationship, and we didn't
go past a talking stage, You'll decided you didn't want me. You'll decided
we wasn't gonna talk. You'll decided this wasn't something you want to pursue.
Right, So, why I can't have your friend? It's giving selfish,
it's given very much hungry, hungry hippo. You just want all amusines for
yourself. If you're angry hungry himbos, you just want all a bitchiness but
yourself. Like, let me know, Like, I have a genuine question
that I need an answer too. If you don't want me, and I've
never done anything inappropriate with you, We've never even been past FaceTime, and
I kept my titties and on the FaceTime, why I can't have your friend?
That's real, Like why am I the bad person? It's giving you
not a good friend, because when I was spooed, it was gonna give
your starving home me some food. Baby, I'm food, soul food.
What's up? Like? What's up? Like? I need a real answer,
like why I can't have your friend so on a live everybody's just heartened,
but nobody is giving me an answer of why I can't hang your friend.
R J Lawyer says, if I don't want you and we never dealt
with each other, that's fine. You know what. God gonna bless you
for that, r J Layer seven, God gonna bless you for that.
Yes, thank you, thank you. Si Era said I should have checked
the group first because I picked. I'm not gonna lie. I've learned my
lesson. I've learned my lesson. I'm gonna need to see. I'm gonna
need to see what that group look like first. You won't get me again
for me once. Shame on you for me twice, shame on me for
me three times. Nigga, I know to wait to see which one is
the ugly Freddy? Yes? Should I say hey? Sierra? Tanya Marie
said, you can and you're not. I'm hollering. Uh, Big Busy
says, keeping the titties in on FaceTime is crazy. I'm just saying I
want y'all to understand that nothing inappropriate has taken place. So I want y'all
to think about this. But Mike g nineteen eighty six says, you can
have him. We never even seen each other in person. You're good,
Hey, y'all. I'm just saying, like, realistically speaking, if we're
dating and you have decided that I'm not what you're into or maybe, and
honestly, I'm not even gonna give you that much power. Like let's say
we're just not a good fit for each other. You're not into me,
I'm not into you or me. People were just seeking different things at this
time. You're not looking for something monogamous I am. And you know who
else is your homie? So what's up? Like, if we haven't done
anything, why is your homie now off limits? Like, and it's not
to be on some whole shit. I genuinely want to understand the logic of
men, because when it was food, you was willing to give your homie
your excess amount of food that you didn't want. So why is it.
When it comes now to relationships, it's different. Let me know, she's
want to know. That's it, that's it, and that's all. Now
you're mad at the wedding doing the African electric slide, absolutely right now you're
mad at the wetton doing the African electric slide when it could have been you.
You could have been you. Like it's funny because men always like the
post that meme of like the girl talking to the other girl when she's at
her wet and dress like girl. You know, he used to try to
talk to me in seventh grade. Okay, but you know who due that
the most? It be men, Like you know we used to talk last
year, nigga, No we didn't. You DM me and I didn't answer,
No, we didn't. They'd be the main you know, I used
to talk to her back in the day, Burro. I saw you one
time at the bar and that was it. Like we text for a week
and that was it. You didn't talk to me. You didn't talk to
me. Stop telling your friend you talk to me when you didn't. You
didn't talk to me. Like in all actuality, I think that men be
dirty meck and more than women do. Sometimes like The narrative is that women
aren't gonna be like, oh, you know, he's trying to talk to
me back in the day, But men are quick to tell you, yeah,
you know, I'm shit. I used to I used to, you
know, I used to talk. It ain't nothing all like, I don't
care, like I ain't pressed body. You can talk to her, Nigga,
you didn't talk to me sending me good morning three times a week.
It is not you talking to me good brother. That's not it. That's
not what it is. So yeah, I hope that this conversation goes over
well and that someone can't answer my question. The long story short is I
just want to know why I can't have your friend. That's it, and
that's all. So you know, I always like to take a portion of
the show to just give my opinions on where I am on dating, how
I feel about certain things, things that I like, things I don't like,
things that don't really sit well with me. And one of the things
I really don't like is when you're talking to somebody right and then they pull
back a little bit and stop showing so much interest. They then get mad
at you when you pull back and stop showing interests. Somehow this has now
become my fault, right, And it's like, oh, you're being petty.
It's just tipped for tet, like you on some young bullshit, you're
still doing tip for tet. And I'm like, it's a difference between tip
for tat and earned reciprocity. Okay, And I want to say that again,
it's a difference between for tat and earned Recupprosty like, I'm not gonna
hold you. I'm just at a space where I don't feel comfortable being on
nobody dick and they being nonchalant. Like once you start acting nonchalant, I
start acting like not cha, bitch, Okay, okay, Like I just
feel like we need to have those things into place, like you especially and
I don't want to say especially for a man, but look, kid,
especially for a man. You actively just wanted me to be on your dick
without you showing mutual interest. It's crazy to me. Like, Baby,
once I start feeling like Nicky Parker, I gotta go. You ain't feel
a professor. Oh be me, baby, I'm not with it. I
don't want it. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. I'm
not doing it like because at the end of the day, I'm an adult.
I don't mind showing interest in somebody. I like you, what you
would like to hang out on such and such day? You getting your hair
cut today? Baby, here goes sixty dollars, Like we can, we
can match energy on that level. But it ain't gonna be no fucking hi
perpose how love, It's not gonna be it. That's not gonna be me.
I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do I don't care how
fine you are. I don't kin how much money you got, baby,
If you're not showing interest in me, how can I even feel comfortable showing
interest in you? Like y'all don't think that's weird. Y'all don't think that's
weird. And it's not to for tat. It's just like I can match
you up top, but I refuse to go low when you go low.
Baby, I'm going out like I am going out, And I think because
I am so comfortable with myself, I am so comfortable showing interests like it
don't be making sense for me. Like, I don't care how bad you
think you are, bro, I'm bad too, Like that, I'm just
saying like, cause some niggas they be like, oh, I get bitches,
so they're like, I don't gotta do too much. I get bitches.
So you know, I fucking don't have to talk to you every day.
I don't have to fucking you know, communicate. I don't have to
check in on you. I don't have to try to get to know you,
like I'm just gonna show up, maybe take you to dinner warm time.
Do you wanna get him to Gucci? And no, we're not,
No, we're not. That's not what you're doing that we're here all right,
Like at the end of the day, I am trying to treat you
like on some on some ill shit, like I'm really trying to to date
in court properly, like baby in all actuality. If you're not trying to
treat me like fucking Cedric Jackie Robinson and Lovita Alan's at Jenkins, I'm not
down. I don't want it. I don't want it. If you're not
trying to have the fucking matching spray paint shirts, what's up? What's up?
And I'm not saying that gotta happen right off the back, but I'm
saying like, I just need you to match my energy on a high level
because I'm not going to match your energy at a low level. I'm gonna
step ain't gonna match your energy. And it's no tip for tat, it's
just earned reciprose City. This is what you made it seem like this what
you wanted, Like, I don't understand this notion of like I have to
be pressed for you. We have to be pressed for each other. And
I'm not saying skip to getting to know each other's phase. No, I'm
just saying, like, baby, Nicky Parker don't sit well with me.
It just don't. It just don't. It don't. And I'm not knocking
nobody who is on that Nicky Parker energy. That's cool for you, but
for me, No, No, it's Cedrick and Libvite all day. That's
That's the only thing I have thought that that's the only thing I have.
That's the only thing I want. I'm not trying to be Nikki and fucking
Professor Ogilvie. I'm only trying to be Cedric and LaVita. That's it,
that's it, that's all I got. Dark Minus seventeen said we can hold
hands and walk in the park. Bet see her in. Nicole says,
Baby, if you're not proposing by day two, please see yourself out,
see her. I want you to see yourself out. Just like that.
You're done, sweete, go ahead and clock out from me, Baby,
go ahead and golock out for me. Like that's it. That's it.
J Philly Symbol says, like, I fuck with what you say A hundred,
thank you, thank you. I appreciate that. Thank you. He
said one hundred. It was a one hundred emoji. I know because it
feels fully I would to say a hundred like yeah, though like I don't
know, I will. I will hope that. You know, when one
is dating, they have the strength and the courage to like realize when niggas
don't really like you. And the only reason I say that is because when
men like you, it's clear that they like you. It's no like hitting
set of rules and regulations like okay, well he's acting like this on this
level, but he really feels like. I don't give fuck. I don't
give up, I don't get fucked. And even if it is true,
I really don't give a fuck, right, I don't care. I don't
care. I don't care, and I don't care. And the reason why
I don't care is because that's not qualities that my husband is going to possess
anyway, like my men, my me and my me and my mien.
He's ready to love me like fucking Cedric Jackie Robinson and Lavida alex A Jenkins.
Okay, that's what I know. So that's what I'm waiting for.
That's what my me and my men, my men, my men is trying
to give me. So like it don't get me wrong, like I understand
that there is a getting to know each other period, and you know it's
not gonna be like that right off the back. But you guys, at
least act like you you're trying to like me? Are you trying to like
me? Like? Are we trying to move forward? Like? Are we
trying to do something? What is up? What is up? Let me
know, you know, I really want y'all to pay attention to niggas who
don't like you and respectfully, hold on, Let me take a sip,
y'all, let me take a sip. Hold on respectfully. These women don't
like y'all either, respectfully, respectfully, Like just like I be on here
and telling women like, Okay, I know you're worth recognized when the nigga's
not giving you earned reciprocity, match reciproseity, whatever case may be. Fellas.
Y'all also need to realize when women are literally trying to take advantage of
you, Like I know, deep down in your heart, at some place,
she's like, yo, this bit using me for food dates. Deep
down in your heart, you know, like she's using you for food dates,
Like you have to know that. You have to know that, deep
down in your heart, you have to know she texted you back a lot
faster when that rent is due. Am I lion, Am my lion,
Like deep down in your heart, you have to know when baby girl need
her breaks done, all of a sudden, her phone works so much better.
All of a sudden, she got so much time. Like women will
tell you, oh, I'm so busy, I got so much to do.
I'm a bad text er, I'm a bad communicator by blah blah blah
blah. But when baby girl needs something, all of a sudden, she
got all five bars, all of a sudden, her phone works at all
times of the night, like and this is what I mean when I want
y'all to say, pay attention to people who don't really like you. They're
using you. They're using you like ladies. It's a man who's texting you
right now, and you know, for effect, when he is lit or
after ten o'clock. For some reason, his communication skills are so much better,
so much better, right like when you post a fire ass picture on
the gram. Oh my god, for some reason his phone work look at
that, like, don't pay a goofee, don't do it like we gotta
pay attention to people who don't really like us for real, like really really,
I know because I'm giggling because it's funny and it's not funny. At
the same time, Jay Philly Symbol says, yes, pay attention because the
signs are there. See her says Instagram help. R J. Lawyer says,
sound like my daughter away in college. What the no, why would
you put her business out there like that? Leave my girl alone? Boss
Man Quay says this shit so true, it is funny. Listen see her.
Nicole said, someone called Pico and get the electric cut off, not
the electric without the e. Ken j The Truth ninety one says facts and
KG sharise X one x says a yo. Listen, man, y'all can
say whatever y'all want to say, but one thing you can't say is that
I'm lying, Because it's true. Paying attention to people who don't really like
you, That's it, and that's all. So what we were talking about,
you know, paying attention to people who don't like you, paying attention
who people may have ulterior motives. Right, Can we just talk about paying
attention, period, And let's stop trying to trick ourselves into believing things that
aren't really true, right, because some things just aren't really true. For
example, stop believing men when they say they got commitment issues. Okay,
and I'm gonna say that again. I want y'all to stop believing men when
they say they have commitment issues. These men been going to the same barber
for decades, okay, decades. Stop stop stop, Stop believing men when
they say they have commitment issues. These men been going to the same barber
for decades, decades. I'm just saying, like, I know a man
who drives two hours every two and a half weeks to get his haircut by
the same nigga, same nigga. But this is also the same nigga who
tells his women's he has commitment issues. He can't do it. Dating him
is so hard to do because when he gets close to someone, he feels
like it's just too much pressure and he can't shut the fuck up respectfully.
I love you, you're my homie, but shut the fuck up, right.
Like these men will literally sit here and tell you they have commitment issues,
but they've been going to the same barber for decades, Like I never
understood that. I never understood that, and that runs to and and and
that's not even it. Right, These same men that be telling you they
got commitment issues, right, they've been rooting for the same trash ass football
team since they was born, the same trash ass football team they daddy been
rooined for. Come on, come on, y'all, come on. Generational
trauma, yes, shot, generational trauma. Like, stop believing these men
when they tell you they got commitment issues, because they've been rooting for the
same trash ass football team as they daddy. Okay, and they daddy's daddy.
Okay, unless it's the Eagles, the Eagles don't count. The Eagles
do not count. Unless it's the Eagles, the Eagles don't count. I'm
gonna put that capiat in here. We ain't never we ain't never doing that,
We are never doing that. Okay, the Eagles is I'm not eve
gonna say the Eagles. I'm gonna say Philly sports teams period, because I
digress. The only thing I'm saying is I don't think that men actually have
commitment issues, because when they come across women that they actually like or that
they actually want to commit to, they do. Okay. I know all
y'all have one male friend who don't play about his old lady, and he'll
tell you a harpy, I can't do that shit. My old lady said
no. Okay, But this is the same man who told twenty other women
while he was dating I got commitment issues. You're just not her sis respectfully,
respectfully. And it's okay because everyone isn't for everybody, right, And
if a man is telling you that he has commitment issues, you're just not
her for him, It's okay. It's a safe space, it's okay.
Like you can't go into every situation thinking like, yo, this next person
I date is gonna be my husband. He might be or he may not
be, and that's just a chance you take getting to know people. It's
okay, it's okay. I just want y'all to, you know, be
a little bit more wiser with your your conversations, your situations, and be
more aware of your surroundings and recognize that you might not be him. Uh
huh. Let me go to the live for a second. Uh. Barkley
Boy thirty said, that's right. My my eagles all day, every day.
I know that's right. M three three Hill says, not commitment issues.
You just not insist listen so so so don't believe it. The men
is on a live saying, don't believe it. They just sold you.
Evolution of a Gentleman says New York Knicks don't count either. No, they
count, baby. They they included in that. They included in that.
They've been letting y'all down for a long time too. It's okay. Your
daddy probably taught you that. That's why you said that. It's all right
if this is a judge free zone. I want you to know that.
And I also want you to know that you ain't got commitment to shoes either.
Uh dit x me dot A says it's a trust and emotions thing.
Shoot fly twenty forty seven says, you got some crazy receipts tonight listen.
I'm just the messenger, that's it, and that's all. I'm just trying
to spread the good word to the people. Ken J The Truth ninety one
says a fella she make a sense, start crying like the women do when
we make it, said, don't tell me right back. No, no,
ken the Truth, Actually dm me your address. I am gonna sing
you a T shirt that wasn't going. Ken Ja the Truth ninety one,
please dm me your address because I want to sing you some urch that was
dope. R J Layer seven says you can't just let anyone hold the razor
to your neck. You still talking about the barber's No, I don't believe
it. I don't believe it. I don't believe it. I don't believe
it. I don't believe it. I don't believe it. King Joe says
real shit, though I'd be reckless, says I freaking love you. I
love you too, baby wick check says Shirley Temples. Rumble me, Dick
hid hold on, y'all, I'm trying to scroll down. Aaron Nash said,
you be telling too much. I don't be telling too much. I'll
be I'll be, I'll be telling truth. R. J. Lawyer says,
Paul's on the Knicks, Stormy, listen, I'm I'm I'm not saying
it like it's a bad thing, but it's a bad thing. And y'all,
like the Knicks fans are almost as delusional as Cowboy fans. Almost almost,
I said almost now almost, God damn it. Almost. Hold on,
y'all, I'm trying to get my fingers. They're not working, Okay,
Yeah, it's like, yeah, man, long story short, can
we just be honest about ourselves? Can we can we do that? Like
is this a place where we can stay in on solid ground and say,
yo, we need to start being honest with ourselves when we're dating. Like
most of these men really don't have commission issues, Like he just don't want
to be with you, and like if a man is making you feel like
Nicky Parker, like step off, Like nobody, nobody, I don't care
how fine you. I don't care how fine you are. Nobody deserves the
energy that Professor overv gifts. Like, first of all, Nicky was fine
back to the day too. Nicky Parker was big but she wasn't ugly.
It never gave ugly. It never did, it never did. So for
him to be acting us over a post and like, you know, hiding
on the tables and shit like bro, excuse me, excuse me. Shoot
Fly twenty forty seven says when your next live Philly show popping, great job.
By the way, thank you, thank you, thank you. We
are gonna be reacing more dates soon, baby, getting everything finalized now,
especially if Philly. I got some dope stuff coming up. I can't wait
for you how to see it beca as I'm really really excited and yeah that's
it. Yeah, man. I just think that once we get to a
point where we're honest with ourselves, things will be just so much better.
Also, if y'all starting to hear like panting again, seven of the Dog
has came back in a room. But y'all know this is shit, so
he gonna come through with what he wanna do. Simpers, we're seeing me.
What's up? Malby Lyon says Nicky Parker was aggressive. I don't h
I think that Nicky Parker was the same thing as these cowboys fans delusional,
right, But hear me out though, hear me out. I think that
her delusion overlooked her reality. And that's what some of us be doing.
Like we'd be so caught up in liking these people. We don't realize,
Oh girl only texts me back when she hungry. We'd be so caught up
in these people that we don't realize, Oh boy only hit me up after
twelve o'clock when he with his friends, say he on his way home.
Like, we'd be so caught up in these delusions and what we want these
people to be, we don't realize what they really are. A piece of
shit, A piece of shit, it's shit, like seriously, So I
don't know. I just think that once we really be honest with ourselves,
say, you know what I like to do. I like to look at
people's traits and I'm like, yo, is this a trait that my husband
possesses? Like when it takes niggas that I know aren't doing anything four hours
to text me back, is that something that I want my husband to do?
No? I don't right, Like when you have these women who only
hit you up when they need something, is that something that you want your
wife to do? Like when you tell people you've had a bad day.
Do they skip over and say that's crazy? You still want to link up
tonight? Is that something you will want your partner to do or would you
want them to be? Like yo, like that's crazy? Tell me what
happened if you feel comfortable talking about it, or them just asking do you
feel comfortable talking about it? Like that's something that you would want your partner
to do? Right, So we need to pay attention to this when we're
when we're looking for our mates, when we're choosing who we're investing our time
and too, we gotta pay attention to it. Sonia Brown, the fish
your hair girl? What's your Halloween costume this year? Y'all? I'm not
gonna lie. I think I want to be poised at ivy like red Wig
included, Like right now, I'm just trying to find or on YouTube or
like ets. I want to get the I'm sorry, y'all, the the
leaf eyebrows. If I can find like the leaf eyebrows that I want,
it's a fucking rap. I'm gonna kill this shit. I can't wait.
I can't wait. I can't wait, I can't wait. Yeah, let
me know what y'all being for Halloween this year. It's random. You can
just d in me or you can email me, let me, let me
see your costumes. Y'all know one thing about me, babe, I don't
play about costumes. Like Halloween is my second favorite holiday, right behind Christmas.
And I'm not gonna lie to go back and forth. It just depends
on what type of year it was. And you know what I'm not gonna
hold y'all. I think I might be a little toxic because, like and
Philly, the weather dropped down to like fifty nine, and I wasn't really
in a good mood, and then I put on some Christmas music and I
was good, and I was like, damn, bitch, you're a serial
killer. It's not even October yet. You gotta relax. No the fuck
I don't. No, I don't because one thing about me, baby,
I'm a ho ho ho my way through the holidays. I didn't say that
correctly because that implies I'm gonna trick through the holidays. One thing about me
is that I'm gonna have the Christmas spirit. I think the one thing about
me is that I'm going to have the Christmas spirit. That's what I meant
to say. So, yeah, that's what's up. Clever Corey said he
gonna be a voodoo king, y'all. I think a nigga did voodoo on
me. I'm not prepared to tell a story just yet, but I think
this Haitian nigga did some voodo on me. And I think I'm gonna know
for sure next week and when when? When I this is this is a
very toxic conversation. I need another week to digest and when I figure it
out, I'm sorry if you listen to an audio. I know y'all don't
like that. I can't help it. My throat is itchy. My throat
is itchy. Shut up. Sorry. I tried to back away from the
mic. But when I get my thoughts together, I'm anna decide if I'm
gonna bring it to this now it's not, I say, spake your shut
I've waited until next week. I've been waiting until next week because I have
to get all the facts Zoro from one piece. Fucking yes, just be
easy. Please send me a piece of your goddamn uh Please send me a
picture of your uniform or Halloween where you hosting that. Then need to see
your uma thermin fit oh, y'all listen, I'm not gonna hold you.
I've been like slowly adding things to my Insta cart, I mean, to
my Amazon cart for the Poison Ivy costume. And I'm not gonna lie y'all.
This shit is so fucking sassy. I know I've been talking about not
masturbating, but like, if this shit come out the way I wanted to,
I'm fucking jerking off. To the sun come up? You hear me?
Like I just know it's going to be everything, Like I really can't
what what? What? Shot? Yeah? To the sun come up?
Like I'm gonna be dehydrated when I'm done. Like, if it comes out
of the way I wanted to m mmm, Like if y'all through at the
Vampire Bride last year was fire? Wais y'all sey this shit? I'm gonn
together? Waitis yad Sey this shit? I'm gone together? Love the Stormtrooper
helmet, Thank you, de ring gold Evolution of a Gentleman said a dude
that I know had a girl put some santeria shit on him, had an
altar set up and everything. God damn HELGAPATACKI uh Serge two five says,
how are you I'm good baby. Oh what Sin said? Why would he
put some voodo on you? Because he think I didn't wrong? And I
think he didn't me wrong. He think I did him wrong, and I
think he didn't mean wrong, and I think he put some voodoo on me.
I don't. I it's a long story. I should have waited till
next week. But it's a long story. That's it. And that's all.
Yeah, all right, ladies and gentlemen. So now it is time
to get into the edible portion of the show. So the edible portion is
when we read questions, comments, stories that you guys send in. And
if, for whatever reason, the story or the comment or the question you
have to send in it's too long to fit into the prompt that we put
up on recording days, you can always d and me or email with me
at inquiries at Stormy p Pea dot com. All right, so got a
few today, And also if you didn't get a chance to put your questions,
and you still can click the question mark on a live right here and
at one end right now as well. So first one September is almost over.
How'd you take a man out on a date? Go? If any
okay, y'all. I know you're gonna think I'm capping. I know y'all
gonna think I'm capping. I know y'all gonna think I'm capping. I haven't
taken a man out on a date because I've been trying and I can't.
I can't. I can't. Like last week, I had a nigga up
like, hey, you know what you're doing? Hey, Like, I'm
in Mexico chilling nigga? What the fuck? Like for the record, I
tried that nigga was in Mexico. Right, So I go out not a
little dip and I'm like, hey, you know what's up? Blah blah
blah. Long story short, I end up just sending him food, like
uber eating him food because it didn't work out like times. So, like
y'all, it's hard. Y'all be thinking I'd be lying and I'd just be
having like dick falling out of my pockets, but I swear I don't.
I'm struggling like i'd be trying. I'd be trying, but it's harder than
it's I don't know, like feelers if he it's hard to go on dates
for y'all, cause it's hard, like No, it's not the same dude.
It wasn't the same dude. Claude nine two five said, same dude.
No, it wasn't the same dude. Like I've been trying to take
men out on dates. Maybe I need to find like maybe my timing is
bad. I don't know, I don't know. I've I've been trying,
but it isn't going too well. I'm gonna try to get next week,
next week for sure? Next week, sure while I'm in Atlanta. Huh
week? Oh shit? Okay, can I get extension? Can I get
extension? Okay, okay, okay, okay, all right, look I'm
going to exit. Okay, you know what a reciprocity. First of all,
shot, I'm gonna say I get an extra week because one week I
was sick, So that means I should get an extra week. Yes,
So I give myself another week because one week I was sick. And then
you know what, oh another one. I had a date set up for
this week, and you know what, that nigga was sick, like,
hey, caught whatever bug he's going around. So like this past week,
I tried three different times to get me an out. Woman's sick, Woman's
in Mexico and one just didn't work out with our time, so I just
sent him some food. I still think that counts. But whatever I'm trying
with, just take a man on the date stuff, y'all. I really
am like, and I know, like soon is September is over, They're
gonna be coming out the woodwork like like I know they are, And I'm
like, no, nigga, fuck you. Five moves, thank you,
thank you, thank you. J Mcatl says, if you are trying,
you are trying with the guys that have already had a roster twenty deep.
Well, I don't think that's what it is. One was sick what was
in Mexico and the other one our our schedules just didn't link up. I
don't think that. I think I just had bad timing. I think it's
the universe trying to tell me that y'all niggas don't deserve shit. No,
I was just joking it, just joke it up and joke Oh it's says
says, you should have took the guy who put voodoo on you on a
date. No, no, I ain't gonna hold you, no eat'em
now. He don't deserve it, especially because I think he put voodo on
me. He don't deserve it. Since her Prime said, how do you
be finding niggas who curve you? Though? I don't be finding niggas who
curved me. I think that I find men who have just as much going
on as I do. So it's a little bit harder to coordinate a link
up. Sonya Brown official said, dating or outing a date. Take a
man on a date months embers. Take a man on a date months.
I've been trying to take a man on a date, and it has been
working. Mike G says, have you dated outside your race? Yeah?
You know, I dabbled in the pink meat before I have I have part
taking him a little bit of pink meat. I haven't taken part in a
pink meat in my son's eleven. So i'mnna say about eight or nine years.
But eight or nine years. I went on a date with a white
guy this summer. Though. That was pretty cool. He was nice,
but it didn't really go anywhere. Next, hold on, hold on,
hold on, let me let me scroll up. J mc atl says,
Christmas is coming up. Dudes are about to get scarce. You ain't never
lied bosman Quay says, l o O, how do you pick who you
take on a date? Whoever's been consistent? That's it, that's it,
and that's all. R. J Layer says, you need a geek.
Most of them niggas I just name was geeks. Y'all be thinking, y'all.
You know what y'all be thinking. The geek are so sweet, don't
y'all. That's what y'all think. Y'all be thinking, y'all get one of
these blurred niggas and they're gonna be all sweet and meek, and you're gonna
walk right over them. Baby, those are the savages. Okay, let
me say something. If you didn't know, if you didn't know, the
geeks, the nerds, the blurds, those are the fucking savages, okay,
because they know how to hide and camouflage themselves to make you think they're
really so sweet and innocent. Baby, They fuck boys too. I just
want y'all to know that, okay. And and you so dumb you think,
oh, he's a nerd. He's he's in the anime and he goes
the comic con and he he he don't be out here fucking bitches, baby,
that's false. Okay, that's false, all right, you you you
you know them, them them animals. They like camouflage themselves into thinking they're
like small, meek, fucking animals, and they pop up and kill your
ass. That's that's what the nerds are. Neso nerds like Pussy two.
Nerds like pussy two. I'm gonna put that on a shirt, y'all,
new merch coming soon. I got you, I got you. I can't
say pussy. I can't say pussy though. Nerds like Crecy too. I
can get a ten percent, y'all shouts about make sure I get my ten
percent. R J Layer seven says, I feel attached and you should.
Gentleman Warlock said, we do this. Nigga's screen name is Gentleman Warlock.
I know he fucking bitches. I know he's getting the bitches. Yo.
Oh my god, I don't care what you say. Can't nobody tell me
gentlemen Warlock ain't getting pussy right now tonight. Okay, theren be the ones
there, don't be the ones, and y'all be thinking they're so sweet,
they're so sweet, they're so sweet. You can believe that shit if you
want to bruh, bruh. That's the crazy part. It's weird telling about
nerds like the clap cheeks. R J. Lawyer says, l ol,
that has to be a shirt and free three Hill said I'll buy one,
just sucking and says lords love it all. Rob Black Underscore Youth says,
no, us nerds are sweet. Boy. If you don't get get your
ass all right, it's not true. It's not true. So if you
thought that was, it's absolutely not true. And I feel bad for all
the women who think that nerds don't get couci like and you and you know
what, I think the most dangerous part about the nerds is that they are
genuinely sweet persons. Like they are genuinely sweet people, like they do want
the best for you. They are gonna be honest, they are gonna be
humble. But then like when it's time they get the demon time, they're
gonna get on demon time. Like if they want to be on a flex
shit, they're gonna be on the flex shit like you should and you should.
Let me say something, all all the nerds watching this should feel some
type of way, because baby, the jig it's up. The jig is
up. If you thought y'all was gonna perpetuate this narrative that y'all are these
sweet individuals so innocent not doing y'all be fucking. I know y'all be fucking.
And not only do y'all be fucking, y're nasty too. Y'all so
nasty and I like it and I like it, but I'm just saying,
y'all ain't low. Y'all ain't low at all. The check us up?
Yo, just me? Juan says A marry geek l O yup. C
J Olden says I'm feeling a teck right now, y'all should I hope y'all
all due. I hope y'all all due. J mc atl says we're gonna
get you hooked up when you come to the ATL. If you get strung,
that's on you. Listen what's up? Like we can we can run
the block on an A cl shows. Y'all sold the last one out,
so we definitely can do another ATL show. Ain't nothing you stop it,
gentlemen, Warlock says, be at comic cons clapping different cheeks in different hotel
rooms every night. This is what I'm saying. This is what I'm saying
Ray black underscore youth says, change the topic before other women hear this.
Hurry up, just be easy, says the check us up. Everybody scrabble.
Hi, baby, come on over here, you wanna say hi to
the people? Hi? Punkin seventh dog is over are y'all? This might
baby, He'll show sweet Okay, can you move over a little bit?
Can you? Can you move? Hello? Can you hello? Hello?
This is exactly how the nerd niggas be. Y'all see this, y'all see
this so sweet, so cute? Right? And then as I'm pushing his
face into why would you play his phone in my thigh? Y'all? Come
on? Seven? Okay, all right, okay baby, oh right seven.
This is exactly what the nery niggas be on y'all. This is exactly
what the net biggas. Get down, bathe get down, get down,
get down, get down? You see you see you see come baby?
So cute, baby, so cute? And then what and then what did
you like? Y'all? Y'all be thinking, y'all so sweet? See see
see. I hope every woman will watch that last part and gets into it,
because exactly how it is. They throw you off, girl, but
they sweet apparents. And do you know what happened? All in your face?
All in your face, pissing on your pillow. Okay, thank you
Aaron Nash seven brought that life. Oh my god. All right, y'all,
come on, let's get back to these questions, y'all. And seven
then distracted me. God damn it, hate you gangs. Okay, So
next question, to be as beautiful as you are? Why is it hard
for you to find a good man? Bitch? I don't know, No,
I'm just joking, you know what. I think my realistic answer is,
and it says not being this is not being biased or I'm not trying
to be biased. I hope it doesn't come off as me trying to be
biased. Right, So, I think that my problem is. I think
that my problem is I'm looking for a man who's interested in dating, to
find someone whose lifestyle aligns with theirs in order to potentially be in a relationship.
Right. But nowadays a lot of men aren't trying to be in a
relationship, and one of the reasons that they aren't is because women aren't requiring
them to. Like men are literally getting cooked, fed, and fucked without
no commitment without no commitment. So it's like, baby, why would I
want to? And I don't blame them for that, Like when I say
this, it's not coming from a place at anger or it's not because I'm
trying to be bitter. I'm just saying I think one of the reasons why
I'm not in a relationship is because it's not a lot of men who want
to be in a relationship. And then, oh, oh my god,
this piss me off. You got the men right, the super attractive men
who be on the internet pushing all this. Oh when I find my queen,
ooh if I had that one special person, bro, you find her
than frog hair. You expect me to believe you ain't random to a good
woman? Yet, No, you just don't want one. Can't we be
honest for a second? No, they cannot. And the reason they cannot
because there is a socio. I said they can say the same thing about
me. I'm gonna say, no, they can't. And the reason they
can't is because there is an influx of women who want to be in a
relationships. If we're talking about supplying the man baby, it's not it's not
comparable. Okay, So I feel like, if there are so many women,
and at this point, so many good men, women who have good
jobs, who've done the work on themselves and going to therapy, who are
not problematic, If there are all these good women out there, you don't
think it's suspicious that none of these fine niggas don't found one. You're sure
around that you don't find that suspicious. You don't find that suspicious, like
seriously, Like I just think that for me personally, I'm just looking for
somebody who's on the same wave as me. And unfortunately this is a little
ass wave, all right, Like maybe I wouldn't even say a puddle,
like it's a droplet. So I'm I'm aware that what I want is a
little bit different, and I'm aware that men are less likely to I don't
want to say weight, but entertain someone who's not willing to give up all
these extras without any effort, consistency, commitment, because entertaining society you really
don't have to. And maybe I ain't blaming you if I don't got to
why I would like, can I can I be honest? Can I be
honest for a second? And I want to say, even with all that
I don't blame men because men I only gonna do what women allow, And
at this point, we are literally allowing men to be fed, fucked,
and everything else with zero commitment, So why would they Now, this isn't
to say that there aren't a specific set of women who you're like, Yo,
I'm not looking for that. So when I'm going out looking for men,
I'm not looking for relationships. So I'm not making niggas, making niggas
commit, making niggas have to work for it because I'm not looking for a
relationship. Cool, I get that, but let's talk in majorities and majorities,
there are women who want more but can't get it, so they're settling
for less. Ever, being honest, and because so many women are settling
for less, it's making men not want to do anything. And I don't
blame them. I don't blame me at all. So yeah, question was
why do I feel like for me to be so beautiful, I can't find
it get men because men ain't really trying to be found right now. Like,
if I can get all the purpose of being in a relationship without being
in a relationship, why would I want to be in a relationship? Like,
honestly, seriously, And I think that's just where a lot of men
are. R J Layer seven says, do you have time for a relationship,
baby, I'll make time for a relationship, okay, right now?
No, because I don't have nobody to make time for us. No,
no the fuck? Hold on, hold on, I'm scrolling up. Sonya
Brown says, Beyonce got cheated on and treated bad. Holly Berry got cheated
on and treated bad. Name a bad chick, and I'll show you an
ungrateful man. Men don't stop step up until they are required to. You
better speak on that tests, You better speak on that tests. Like,
I think that's a really good point. Like I think that men don't step
up until they are ready to step up. And right now, a lot
of men don't want to step up because they don't have to. Like if
I can have the world as my oyster, and I can have as many
bad bitches as I want to, why would I want to like like it?
They have to get to a point where they are ready to settle down.
And in today's society, today's climate, it's like, why would I
want to settle down? I feel it? Yeah, yeah. Aaron Nash
seven three says if you find a man with all your requirements, then the
woman gets suspicious. No no, sincere Prime says how much a man gotta
make for you, I don't get fuck. Long as they can afford their
life, that's all that matters me. Asking you to afford mine is ludicrous,
Like that's that's not a part of my my questions or my uh seeking
at all. Like can you afford your own life? Do you pay your
own rent? Do you pay your own car note or insurance, phone bill,
whatever the case may be, utilities? Are you able to provide for
yourself? Because if you're not able to provide for yourself, maybe you damn
sure ain't able enough to provide for me or my son or what the funk
I got going on? So just worry about you first. If you're cool,
we can move forward together. But it can't be me worry about you
when you worry about me? Where about yourself? Where about yourself? That's
it? DJ Short, what's up, my guy? I've been seeing you
on forever. How are you hope all is well? Yeah? Man,
today was a really good day. I feel like we covered a lot of
topics, right, long story short, I got my booty hole aggressively waxed
and it was no love or commitment in it. That was from the top
of the show. I don't know if I'll missed that that was from the
top top of the live, but as a bright point or a turning point,
I go back to my old waxing technician next month. So I can't
wait to update you guys unless you know how that go Shout out to Brian.
Shout out the Bear by Brian if you're in the Philadelphia area, Jakettown,
whatever the case may be, and make sure you guys book for him.
And I also wanted to say, you know, I'm still waiting for
an answer fellas on why I can't talk to your friend. Still waiting.
Haven't heard it, never heard any good answers one alive, not at all.
Also, there's a difference between tip for tat and our own reciprocity.
Once I feel like Nicky Parker, I could get the fuck up bout of
here, all right, gotta get the fuck up bout of here, I
don't. Every time I hear a reciprocity, I always think of the X
factor. I don't know if I told y'all the story or not, if
I did my bad. So when I was growing up, I heard The
X Factor by Lauren Hill, and I used to always think that she was
saying, tell me who I gotta be to get some rest and proudly t
I learned reciprocity as an adult, y'all. And one of the reasons it's
because of Lauren Hill. Super thankful for that. And yeah, stop believing
men when they say they have commitment issues because they have been going to the
same barber for decades and they have been rooting for the s trash As football
team for years and a dumb ass daddy was rooting for the same football team
too, And yeah, I still haven't managed to take a man on a
date for September's Take a Man on a Date month. But for the record,
it's not my fault. It just hasn't been lining up the way he
needs to. Yeah, I can't find a good man because women are so
desperate that men don't have to commit. And yeah, that was today's episode.
If I left anything out and Nerds eat Pussy two, Nerds like Kuchi
two that was the other one. Nerds like Couchie two, Yes, RJ
Lawyer says, and geeks Kid Pussy two. I know I forgot. I
forgot. Y'all forgot. That was another point I forgot. I forgot.
Yeah, man, my message is always the same. Follow me on the
Gram, asked form me P P E A at chocolate chip and sip and
if you don't remember anything else, please remember nerds like Pussy two. I
love you, guys, and I see you next week. Peace Saviores that everyone was