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Whoa, what's up, beautiful people. It is your baby mama, favorite

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baby Mama, Stormy P. And
this is another episode of Chocolate Chip and

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Zip the modern day female perspective.
Damson back at it again, Boom,

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back at it again, and y'all, we're gonna get right back into it.

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Because the chronicles of me and my
waxing technicians, the chronicles of me

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just trying to get my couter waxed
regularly. It's hard, y'all, it's

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hard, and it's a struggle.
Right, So if you knew here or

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you haven't caught up in a few
episodes, long story short, my waxing

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technician of like three years, Brian, he quit, right, So I've

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been trying to stay at the same
salon Stash Spa, but like trying out

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different technicians and it hasn't been on
well. Some of you may remember the

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last woman that I went to told
me that I had an ass she COUCHI.

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She said my couchie list was ashy. Yes she did, Yes,

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she did. That's what That's what
she told me. Cause which she told

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me, I think she had ball
faced, motherfucking lines. She just wanted

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to rub some oil on me because
none of the niggas I ever done went

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and none of the other technicians ever
said that it was ashy. But I

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digress. So I go back,
y'all, and now we're trying another new

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technician. Like literally, the same
man has stored has like stared into my

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booty hole for the past three years, getting a clean getting the bear and

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ever since he left, like I
feel like a whole I'm just running through

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technicians. Like long story short,
I did make an appointment. My man,

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he Bear with Brian. Y'all.
If y'all on Agram, go to

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Bear with Brian. If you're in
the Philadelphia area, you need a new

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technician. Bear O'Bryan. He started
his own thing, all right, long

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story short. We had an appointment
for next week, well for next month,

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but for this month, I had
to go to another technician. Right,

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So this woman and I don't know
why, I like, okay,

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so y'all know, I don't know
anybody here, so I just be clicking

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names getting appointments like fuck it were
gonna try some new shit. So this

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woman was an Asian woman and it
was no talking. Like afterwards, I

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felt like I should have put forty
dollars on the stand cause it's like sister

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was like a right. So my
problem is I feel like me personally,

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whether I know you were not,
whether you're a new technician or not.

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If I'm laying on this bed needs
to chess booty hole out. The least

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you can do is have a good
conversation with me while you staring in my

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booty hole? Like is that too
much to ask? Is that too much

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to ask? Like we need to
have some type of decorum. Okay,

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some type of conversation, ma'am,
I've never seen you before. At least

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let me feel comfortable, Like at
least when you go to the O.

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B. G Y and they like
try to make conversations. Oh hey,

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take your pants off, I'm gonna
step outside real fast. That woman is

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about to look all way up your
uterus. But she still has the decency

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or he still has the decency to
pretend like he giving you some type of

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you know, sacred space. Let's
make conversation. We're having a good time,

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like, ma'am, make me feel
comfortable. The whole time she just

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ripping in silence. She also didn't
count, Like I know, I said

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the last lady didn't count. She
also didn't count. I didn't even ask

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her to count, honestly, I
just took took the beating incitence, right,

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So I feel like, if you
are an eye to eye with my

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brown eye, the least you can
do is provide a good conversation. Is

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that too much to ask? Is
that too much to ask? Like?

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And then I also feel like she
was waxing coochie like she still was in

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the nails a line like. I
feel like women gonna know what I'm talking

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about when I say this, because
she was like, rip rip rip RiPP

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next, bitch, hold on,
She didn't do the one, twoth,

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three, no, nothing. She
just was ripped rip, ripped next,

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Let me put my pants on first? What the hell? Dude, Shot

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said, We're gonna call her blade
blade, not Baye Blade. How dare

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you babe blade? Me? Just
rip rip rip? What the fuck?

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So? Yeah, long story short, I had another bad experience getting my

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coochie wax, y'all. But the
plus side of this is that my old

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technician he got his own ship.
Now shout out to bear by Brian all

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right, and we got an appointment
next month and I can't wait to keep

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your updateing u let y'all, know
how it goes. So yeah, that's

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it. I wanted to talk to
y'all about something that you know, I

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spoke about when we did the live
show in Philly a few weeks ago.

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And I'm not gonna lie. I
didn't get a good enough answer for me.

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And because I didn't get a good
enough answer, I'm gonna bring it

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to y'all. All right, So, fellas, just gonna sound like a

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weird set up. I just need
y'all to take this ride with me,

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all right, Just just relax,
let down your guard, listen to what

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I gotta say, and answer truthfully. Okay, So let me ask you

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a question, right, fellas,
Say you're in a starving country, right,

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and you have an excess amount of
food? I know, what the

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fun? Where's she going with this? Just just just put the bear with

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me. Listen to the story.
Okay, Say you were in a starving

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country and you have an excess amount
of food. Not only do you have

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an excess amount of food, you
don't even like this food like it's it's

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it's Brussels sprouts or some shit like. You don't you don't like this food,

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you don't want it. It's a
dub right now, say your homies

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there and he's starving and he don't
have any food. If you have an

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abundance of food that you don't like, what do you wanna do? If

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you have an abundance of food that
you don't like and you don't want,

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are you gonna share what you'r homie? Annall? Think about it? Are

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you gonna share what your homie?
Annall? Now, A lot of you

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probably like, yeah, you know, my homie, he's solid, he

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can have whatever. My homie he
good. If I'm good, he good.

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If I eat, he eat,
especially if you don't want the food

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right now. If that's the case, how come I can't talk to your

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friend? Na, No, no, hold on, hold on, hold

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on. If that's the case,
how come I can't talk to your friend

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if you don't want me? No, that's different. That's different, Like

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let me know, like is that
different? Now? Hold up, before

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y'all go with, oh, well, if you want my homie after we

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stopped talking, you always wanted my
homie. Hold up, Your homie was

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getting bitches before I met you.
Your homie gonna be getting bitches after I

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met you? You know you'll homie
getting bitches? How was this on me?

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He was attractive before I got here, right, And I know some

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of you are like, oh,
well no, that's crazy. If you

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my girl, we was talking,
No, no, no, no,

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no, We never had sex.
We never was in a relationship. How

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come I can't have your homie?
Oh now I'm a hoe. Now I'm

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a ho. Now I'm a ho. Right, But my question is if

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we've never had sex, we was
never in a relationship, and we didn't

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go past a talking stage, You'll
decided you didn't want me. You'll decided

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we wasn't gonna talk. You'll decided
this wasn't something you want to pursue.

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Right, So, why I can't
have your friend? It's giving selfish,

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it's given very much hungry, hungry
hippo. You just want all amusines for

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yourself. If you're angry hungry himbos, you just want all a bitchiness but

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yourself. Like, let me know, Like, I have a genuine question

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that I need an answer too.
If you don't want me, and I've

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never done anything inappropriate with you,
We've never even been past FaceTime, and

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I kept my titties and on the
FaceTime, why I can't have your friend?

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That's real, Like why am I
the bad person? It's giving you

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not a good friend, because when
I was spooed, it was gonna give

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your starving home me some food.
Baby, I'm food, soul food.

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What's up? Like? What's up? Like? I need a real answer,

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like why I can't have your friend
so on a live everybody's just heartened,

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but nobody is giving me an answer
of why I can't hang your friend.

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R J Lawyer says, if I
don't want you and we never dealt

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with each other, that's fine.
You know what. God gonna bless you

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for that, r J Layer seven, God gonna bless you for that.

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Yes, thank you, thank you. Si Era said I should have checked

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the group first because I picked.
I'm not gonna lie. I've learned my

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lesson. I've learned my lesson.
I'm gonna need to see. I'm gonna

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need to see what that group look
like first. You won't get me again

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for me once. Shame on you
for me twice, shame on me for

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me three times. Nigga, I
know to wait to see which one is

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the ugly Freddy? Yes? Should
I say hey? Sierra? Tanya Marie

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said, you can and you're not. I'm hollering. Uh, Big Busy

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says, keeping the titties in on
FaceTime is crazy. I'm just saying I

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want y'all to understand that nothing inappropriate
has taken place. So I want y'all

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to think about this. But Mike
g nineteen eighty six says, you can

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have him. We never even seen
each other in person. You're good,

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Hey, y'all. I'm just saying, like, realistically speaking, if we're

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dating and you have decided that I'm
not what you're into or maybe, and

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honestly, I'm not even gonna give
you that much power. Like let's say

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we're just not a good fit for
each other. You're not into me,

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I'm not into you or me.
People were just seeking different things at this

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time. You're not looking for something
monogamous I am. And you know who

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else is your homie? So what's
up? Like, if we haven't done

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anything, why is your homie now
off limits? Like, and it's not

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to be on some whole shit.
I genuinely want to understand the logic of

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men, because when it was food, you was willing to give your homie

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your excess amount of food that you
didn't want. So why is it.

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When it comes now to relationships,
it's different. Let me know, she's

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want to know. That's it,
that's it, and that's all. Now

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you're mad at the wedding doing the
African electric slide, absolutely right now you're

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mad at the wetton doing the African
electric slide when it could have been you.

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You could have been you. Like
it's funny because men always like the

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post that meme of like the girl
talking to the other girl when she's at

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her wet and dress like girl.
You know, he used to try to

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talk to me in seventh grade.
Okay, but you know who due that

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the most? It be men,
Like you know we used to talk last

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year, nigga, No we didn't. You DM me and I didn't answer,

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No, we didn't. They'd be
the main you know, I used

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to talk to her back in the
day, Burro. I saw you one

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time at the bar and that was
it. Like we text for a week

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and that was it. You didn't
talk to me. You didn't talk to

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me. Stop telling your friend you
talk to me when you didn't. You

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didn't talk to me. Like in
all actuality, I think that men be

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dirty meck and more than women do. Sometimes like The narrative is that women

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aren't gonna be like, oh,
you know, he's trying to talk to

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me back in the day, But
men are quick to tell you, yeah,

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you know, I'm shit. I
used to I used to, you

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know, I used to talk.
It ain't nothing all like, I don't

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care, like I ain't pressed body. You can talk to her, Nigga,

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you didn't talk to me sending me
good morning three times a week.

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It is not you talking to me
good brother. That's not it. That's

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not what it is. So yeah, I hope that this conversation goes over

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well and that someone can't answer my
question. The long story short is I

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just want to know why I can't
have your friend. That's it, and

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that's all. So you know,
I always like to take a portion of

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the show to just give my opinions
on where I am on dating, how

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I feel about certain things, things
that I like, things I don't like,

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things that don't really sit well with
me. And one of the things

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I really don't like is when you're
talking to somebody right and then they pull

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back a little bit and stop showing
so much interest. They then get mad

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at you when you pull back and
stop showing interests. Somehow this has now

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become my fault, right, And
it's like, oh, you're being petty.

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It's just tipped for tet, like
you on some young bullshit, you're

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still doing tip for tet. And
I'm like, it's a difference between tip

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for tat and earned reciprocity. Okay, And I want to say that again,

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it's a difference between for tat and
earned Recupprosty like, I'm not gonna

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hold you. I'm just at a
space where I don't feel comfortable being on

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nobody dick and they being nonchalant.
Like once you start acting nonchalant, I

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start acting like not cha, bitch, Okay, okay, Like I just

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feel like we need to have those
things into place, like you especially and

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I don't want to say especially for
a man, but look, kid,

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especially for a man. You actively
just wanted me to be on your dick

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without you showing mutual interest. It's
crazy to me. Like, Baby,

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once I start feeling like Nicky Parker, I gotta go. You ain't feel

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a professor. Oh be me,
baby, I'm not with it. I

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don't want it. I'm not doing
it. I'm not doing it. I'm

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not doing it like because at the
end of the day, I'm an adult.

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I don't mind showing interest in somebody. I like you, what you

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would like to hang out on such
and such day? You getting your hair

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cut today? Baby, here goes
sixty dollars, Like we can, we

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can match energy on that level.
But it ain't gonna be no fucking hi

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perpose how love, It's not gonna
be it. That's not gonna be me.

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I'm not gonna do it. I'm
not gonna do I don't care how

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fine you are. I don't kin
how much money you got, baby,

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If you're not showing interest in me, how can I even feel comfortable showing

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interest in you? Like y'all don't
think that's weird. Y'all don't think that's

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weird. And it's not to for
tat. It's just like I can match

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you up top, but I refuse
to go low when you go low.

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Baby, I'm going out like I
am going out, And I think because

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I am so comfortable with myself,
I am so comfortable showing interests like it

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don't be making sense for me.
Like, I don't care how bad you

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think you are, bro, I'm
bad too, Like that, I'm just

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saying like, cause some niggas they
be like, oh, I get bitches,

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so they're like, I don't gotta
do too much. I get bitches.

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So you know, I fucking don't
have to talk to you every day.

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I don't have to fucking you know, communicate. I don't have to

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check in on you. I don't
have to try to get to know you,

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like I'm just gonna show up,
maybe take you to dinner warm time.

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Do you wanna get him to Gucci? And no, we're not,

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No, we're not. That's not
what you're doing that we're here all right,

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Like at the end of the day, I am trying to treat you

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like on some on some ill shit, like I'm really trying to to date

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in court properly, like baby in
all actuality. If you're not trying to

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treat me like fucking Cedric Jackie Robinson
and Lovita Alan's at Jenkins, I'm not

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down. I don't want it.
I don't want it. If you're not

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trying to have the fucking matching spray
paint shirts, what's up? What's up?

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And I'm not saying that gotta happen
right off the back, but I'm

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saying like, I just need you
to match my energy on a high level

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because I'm not going to match your
energy at a low level. I'm gonna

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step ain't gonna match your energy.
And it's no tip for tat, it's

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just earned reciprose City. This is
what you made it seem like this what

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you wanted, Like, I don't
understand this notion of like I have to

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be pressed for you. We have
to be pressed for each other. And

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I'm not saying skip to getting to
know each other's phase. No, I'm

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just saying, like, baby,
Nicky Parker don't sit well with me.

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It just don't. It just don't. It don't. And I'm not knocking

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nobody who is on that Nicky Parker
energy. That's cool for you, but

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for me, No, No,
it's Cedrick and Libvite all day. That's

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That's the only thing I have thought
that that's the only thing I have.

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That's the only thing I want.
I'm not trying to be Nikki and fucking

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Professor Ogilvie. I'm only trying to
be Cedric and LaVita. That's it,

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that's it, that's all I got. Dark Minus seventeen said we can hold

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hands and walk in the park.
Bet see her in. Nicole says,

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Baby, if you're not proposing by
day two, please see yourself out,

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see her. I want you to
see yourself out. Just like that.

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You're done, sweete, go ahead
and clock out from me, Baby,

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go ahead and golock out for me. Like that's it. That's it.

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J Philly Symbol says, like,
I fuck with what you say A hundred,

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thank you, thank you. I
appreciate that. Thank you. He

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said one hundred. It was a
one hundred emoji. I know because it

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feels fully I would to say a
hundred like yeah, though like I don't

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know, I will. I will
hope that. You know, when one

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is dating, they have the strength
and the courage to like realize when niggas

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don't really like you. And the
only reason I say that is because when

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men like you, it's clear that
they like you. It's no like hitting

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set of rules and regulations like okay, well he's acting like this on this

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level, but he really feels like. I don't give fuck. I don't

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give up, I don't get fucked. And even if it is true,

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I really don't give a fuck,
right, I don't care. I don't

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care. I don't care, and
I don't care. And the reason why

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I don't care is because that's not
qualities that my husband is going to possess

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anyway, like my men, my
me and my me and my mien.

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He's ready to love me like fucking
Cedric Jackie Robinson and Lavida alex A Jenkins.

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Okay, that's what I know.
So that's what I'm waiting for.

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That's what my me and my men, my men, my men is trying

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to give me. So like it
don't get me wrong, like I understand

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that there is a getting to know
each other period, and you know it's

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not gonna be like that right off
the back. But you guys, at

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least act like you you're trying to
like me? Are you trying to like

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me? Like? Are we trying
to move forward? Like? Are we

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trying to do something? What is
up? What is up? Let me

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know, you know, I really
want y'all to pay attention to niggas who

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don't like you and respectfully, hold
on, Let me take a sip,

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y'all, let me take a sip. Hold on respectfully. These women don't

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like y'all either, respectfully, respectfully, Like just like I be on here

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and telling women like, Okay,
I know you're worth recognized when the nigga's

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not giving you earned reciprocity, match
reciproseity, whatever case may be. Fellas.

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Y'all also need to realize when women
are literally trying to take advantage of

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you, Like I know, deep
down in your heart, at some place,

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she's like, yo, this bit
using me for food dates. Deep

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down in your heart, you know, like she's using you for food dates,

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Like you have to know that.
You have to know that, deep

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down in your heart, you have
to know she texted you back a lot

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faster when that rent is due.
Am I lion, Am my lion,

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Like deep down in your heart,
you have to know when baby girl need

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her breaks done, all of a
sudden, her phone works so much better.

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All of a sudden, she got
so much time. Like women will

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tell you, oh, I'm so
busy, I got so much to do.

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I'm a bad text er, I'm
a bad communicator by blah blah blah

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blah. But when baby girl needs
something, all of a sudden, she

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got all five bars, all of
a sudden, her phone works at all

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times of the night, like and
this is what I mean when I want

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y'all to say, pay attention to
people who don't really like you. They're

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using you. They're using you like
ladies. It's a man who's texting you

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right now, and you know,
for effect, when he is lit or

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after ten o'clock. For some reason, his communication skills are so much better,

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so much better, right like when
you post a fire ass picture on

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the gram. Oh my god,
for some reason his phone work look at

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that, like, don't pay a
goofee, don't do it like we gotta

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pay attention to people who don't really
like us for real, like really really,

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I know because I'm giggling because it's
funny and it's not funny. At

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the same time, Jay Philly Symbol
says, yes, pay attention because the

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signs are there. See her says
Instagram help. R J. Lawyer says,

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sound like my daughter away in college. What the no, why would

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you put her business out there like
that? Leave my girl alone? Boss

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Man Quay says this shit so true, it is funny. Listen see her.

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Nicole said, someone called Pico and
get the electric cut off, not

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the electric without the e. Ken
j The Truth ninety one says facts and

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KG sharise X one x says a
yo. Listen, man, y'all can

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say whatever y'all want to say,
but one thing you can't say is that

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I'm lying, Because it's true.
Paying attention to people who don't really like

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you, That's it, and that's
all. So what we were talking about,

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you know, paying attention to people
who don't like you, paying attention

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who people may have ulterior motives.
Right, Can we just talk about paying

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attention, period, And let's stop
trying to trick ourselves into believing things that

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aren't really true, right, because
some things just aren't really true. For

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example, stop believing men when they
say they got commitment issues. Okay,

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and I'm gonna say that again.
I want y'all to stop believing men when

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they say they have commitment issues.
These men been going to the same barber

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for decades, okay, decades.
Stop stop stop, Stop believing men when

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they say they have commitment issues.
These men been going to the same barber

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for decades, decades. I'm just
saying, like, I know a man

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who drives two hours every two and
a half weeks to get his haircut by

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the same nigga, same nigga.
But this is also the same nigga who

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tells his women's he has commitment issues. He can't do it. Dating him

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is so hard to do because when
he gets close to someone, he feels

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like it's just too much pressure and
he can't shut the fuck up respectfully.

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I love you, you're my homie, but shut the fuck up, right.

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Like these men will literally sit here
and tell you they have commitment issues,

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but they've been going to the same
barber for decades, Like I never

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understood that. I never understood that, and that runs to and and and

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that's not even it. Right,
These same men that be telling you they

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got commitment issues, right, they've
been rooting for the same trash ass football

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team since they was born, the
same trash ass football team they daddy been

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rooined for. Come on, come
on, y'all, come on. Generational

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trauma, yes, shot, generational
trauma. Like, stop believing these men

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when they tell you they got commitment
issues, because they've been rooting for the

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same trash ass football team as they
daddy. Okay, and they daddy's daddy.

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Okay, unless it's the Eagles,
the Eagles don't count. The Eagles

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do not count. Unless it's the
Eagles, the Eagles don't count. I'm

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gonna put that capiat in here.
We ain't never we ain't never doing that,

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We are never doing that. Okay, the Eagles is I'm not eve

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gonna say the Eagles. I'm gonna
say Philly sports teams period, because I

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digress. The only thing I'm saying
is I don't think that men actually have

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commitment issues, because when they come
across women that they actually like or that

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they actually want to commit to,
they do. Okay. I know all

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y'all have one male friend who don't
play about his old lady, and he'll

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tell you a harpy, I can't
do that shit. My old lady said

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no. Okay, But this is
the same man who told twenty other women

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while he was dating I got commitment
issues. You're just not her sis respectfully,

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respectfully. And it's okay because everyone
isn't for everybody, right, And

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if a man is telling you that
he has commitment issues, you're just not

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her for him, It's okay.
It's a safe space, it's okay.

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Like you can't go into every situation
thinking like, yo, this next person

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I date is gonna be my husband. He might be or he may not

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be, and that's just a chance
you take getting to know people. It's

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okay, it's okay. I just
want y'all to, you know, be

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a little bit more wiser with your
your conversations, your situations, and be

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more aware of your surroundings and recognize
that you might not be him. Uh

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huh. Let me go to the
live for a second. Uh. Barkley

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Boy thirty said, that's right.
My my eagles all day, every day.

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I know that's right. M three
three Hill says, not commitment issues.

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You just not insist listen so so
so don't believe it. The men

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is on a live saying, don't
believe it. They just sold you.

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Evolution of a Gentleman says New York
Knicks don't count either. No, they

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count, baby. They they included
in that. They included in that.

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They've been letting y'all down for a
long time too. It's okay. Your

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daddy probably taught you that. That's
why you said that. It's all right

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if this is a judge free zone. I want you to know that.

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And I also want you to know
that you ain't got commitment to shoes either.

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Uh dit x me dot A says
it's a trust and emotions thing.

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Shoot fly twenty forty seven says,
you got some crazy receipts tonight listen.

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I'm just the messenger, that's it, and that's all. I'm just trying

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to spread the good word to the
people. Ken J The Truth ninety one

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says a fella she make a sense, start crying like the women do when

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we make it, said, don't
tell me right back. No, no,

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ken the Truth, Actually dm me
your address. I am gonna sing

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you a T shirt that wasn't going. Ken Ja the Truth ninety one,

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please dm me your address because I
want to sing you some urch that was

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dope. R J Layer seven says
you can't just let anyone hold the razor

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to your neck. You still talking
about the barber's No, I don't believe

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it. I don't believe it.
I don't believe it. I don't believe

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it. I don't believe it.
I don't believe it. King Joe says

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real shit, though I'd be reckless, says I freaking love you. I

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love you too, baby wick check
says Shirley Temples. Rumble me, Dick

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hid hold on, y'all, I'm
trying to scroll down. Aaron Nash said,

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you be telling too much. I
don't be telling too much. I'll

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be I'll be, I'll be telling
truth. R. J. Lawyer says,

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Paul's on the Knicks, Stormy,
listen, I'm I'm I'm not saying

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it like it's a bad thing,
but it's a bad thing. And y'all,

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like the Knicks fans are almost as
delusional as Cowboy fans. Almost almost,

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I said almost now almost, God
damn it. Almost. Hold on,

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y'all, I'm trying to get my
fingers. They're not working, Okay,

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Yeah, it's like, yeah,
man, long story short, can

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we just be honest about ourselves?
Can we can we do that? Like

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is this a place where we can
stay in on solid ground and say,

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yo, we need to start being
honest with ourselves when we're dating. Like

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most of these men really don't have
commission issues, Like he just don't want

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to be with you, and like
if a man is making you feel like

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Nicky Parker, like step off,
Like nobody, nobody, I don't care

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how fine you. I don't care
how fine you are. Nobody deserves the

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energy that Professor overv gifts. Like, first of all, Nicky was fine

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00:28:32.039 --> 00:28:34.400
back to the day too. Nicky
Parker was big but she wasn't ugly.

403
00:28:34.720 --> 00:28:38.319
It never gave ugly. It never
did, it never did. So for

404
00:28:38.400 --> 00:28:41.039
him to be acting us over a
post and like, you know, hiding

405
00:28:41.079 --> 00:28:45.880
on the tables and shit like bro, excuse me, excuse me. Shoot

406
00:28:45.880 --> 00:28:51.039
Fly twenty forty seven says when your
next live Philly show popping, great job.

407
00:28:51.079 --> 00:28:52.839
By the way, thank you,
thank you, thank you. We

408
00:28:52.880 --> 00:28:56.400
are gonna be reacing more dates soon, baby, getting everything finalized now,

409
00:28:56.079 --> 00:28:59.279
especially if Philly. I got some
dope stuff coming up. I can't wait

410
00:28:59.279 --> 00:29:02.680
for you how to see it beca
as I'm really really excited and yeah that's

411
00:29:02.720 --> 00:29:07.960
it. Yeah, man. I
just think that once we get to a

412
00:29:07.960 --> 00:29:10.480
point where we're honest with ourselves,
things will be just so much better.

413
00:29:10.759 --> 00:29:12.759
Also, if y'all starting to hear
like panting again, seven of the Dog

414
00:29:12.839 --> 00:29:15.000
has came back in a room.
But y'all know this is shit, so

415
00:29:15.039 --> 00:29:18.720
he gonna come through with what he
wanna do. Simpers, we're seeing me.

416
00:29:18.759 --> 00:29:25.359
What's up? Malby Lyon says Nicky
Parker was aggressive. I don't h

417
00:29:26.880 --> 00:29:34.240
I think that Nicky Parker was the
same thing as these cowboys fans delusional,

418
00:29:34.960 --> 00:29:40.960
right, But hear me out though, hear me out. I think that

419
00:29:41.319 --> 00:29:45.559
her delusion overlooked her reality. And
that's what some of us be doing.

420
00:29:47.000 --> 00:29:49.440
Like we'd be so caught up in
liking these people. We don't realize,

421
00:29:49.799 --> 00:29:53.519
Oh girl only texts me back when
she hungry. We'd be so caught up

422
00:29:53.519 --> 00:29:57.799
in these people that we don't realize, Oh boy only hit me up after

423
00:29:57.880 --> 00:30:00.640
twelve o'clock when he with his friends, say he on his way home.

424
00:30:02.079 --> 00:30:04.279
Like, we'd be so caught up
in these delusions and what we want these

425
00:30:04.319 --> 00:30:08.160
people to be, we don't realize
what they really are. A piece of

426
00:30:08.160 --> 00:30:22.559
shit, A piece of shit,
it's shit, like seriously, So I

427
00:30:22.599 --> 00:30:26.319
don't know. I just think that
once we really be honest with ourselves,

428
00:30:26.319 --> 00:30:29.279
say, you know what I like
to do. I like to look at

429
00:30:29.279 --> 00:30:32.759
people's traits and I'm like, yo, is this a trait that my husband

430
00:30:32.759 --> 00:30:37.880
possesses? Like when it takes niggas
that I know aren't doing anything four hours

431
00:30:37.880 --> 00:30:41.480
to text me back, is that
something that I want my husband to do?

432
00:30:41.279 --> 00:30:48.400
No? I don't right, Like
when you have these women who only

433
00:30:48.480 --> 00:30:52.559
hit you up when they need something, is that something that you want your

434
00:30:52.559 --> 00:30:56.880
wife to do? Like when you
tell people you've had a bad day.

435
00:30:57.480 --> 00:31:00.960
Do they skip over and say that's
crazy? You still want to link up

436
00:31:00.960 --> 00:31:03.240
tonight? Is that something you will
want your partner to do or would you

437
00:31:03.279 --> 00:31:06.720
want them to be? Like yo, like that's crazy? Tell me what

438
00:31:06.799 --> 00:31:10.480
happened if you feel comfortable talking about
it, or them just asking do you

439
00:31:10.519 --> 00:31:14.200
feel comfortable talking about it? Like
that's something that you would want your partner

440
00:31:14.240 --> 00:31:18.279
to do? Right, So we
need to pay attention to this when we're

441
00:31:18.319 --> 00:31:21.240
when we're looking for our mates,
when we're choosing who we're investing our time

442
00:31:21.240 --> 00:31:25.279
and too, we gotta pay attention
to it. Sonia Brown, the fish

443
00:31:25.279 --> 00:31:27.400
your hair girl? What's your Halloween
costume this year? Y'all? I'm not

444
00:31:27.440 --> 00:31:32.119
gonna lie. I think I want
to be poised at ivy like red Wig

445
00:31:32.240 --> 00:31:37.759
included, Like right now, I'm
just trying to find or on YouTube or

446
00:31:37.880 --> 00:31:42.920
like ets. I want to get
the I'm sorry, y'all, the the

447
00:31:44.480 --> 00:31:48.200
leaf eyebrows. If I can find
like the leaf eyebrows that I want,

448
00:31:48.240 --> 00:31:51.359
it's a fucking rap. I'm gonna
kill this shit. I can't wait.

449
00:31:51.759 --> 00:31:53.599
I can't wait. I can't wait, I can't wait. Yeah, let

450
00:31:53.640 --> 00:31:56.880
me know what y'all being for Halloween
this year. It's random. You can

451
00:31:56.880 --> 00:31:59.000
just d in me or you can
email me, let me, let me

452
00:31:59.000 --> 00:32:00.359
see your costumes. Y'all know one
thing about me, babe, I don't

453
00:32:00.359 --> 00:32:07.599
play about costumes. Like Halloween is
my second favorite holiday, right behind Christmas.

454
00:32:07.039 --> 00:32:09.079
And I'm not gonna lie to go
back and forth. It just depends

455
00:32:09.119 --> 00:32:12.079
on what type of year it was. And you know what I'm not gonna

456
00:32:12.079 --> 00:32:14.519
hold y'all. I think I might
be a little toxic because, like and

457
00:32:14.640 --> 00:32:20.599
Philly, the weather dropped down to
like fifty nine, and I wasn't really

458
00:32:20.599 --> 00:32:22.559
in a good mood, and then
I put on some Christmas music and I

459
00:32:22.599 --> 00:32:24.119
was good, and I was like, damn, bitch, you're a serial

460
00:32:24.200 --> 00:32:30.720
killer. It's not even October yet. You gotta relax. No the fuck

461
00:32:30.720 --> 00:32:34.960
I don't. No, I don't
because one thing about me, baby,

462
00:32:35.359 --> 00:32:37.799
I'm a ho ho ho my way
through the holidays. I didn't say that

463
00:32:37.839 --> 00:32:42.960
correctly because that implies I'm gonna trick
through the holidays. One thing about me

464
00:32:43.559 --> 00:32:47.359
is that I'm gonna have the Christmas
spirit. I think the one thing about

465
00:32:47.359 --> 00:32:52.279
me is that I'm going to have
the Christmas spirit. That's what I meant

466
00:32:52.279 --> 00:32:58.480
to say. So, yeah,
that's what's up. Clever Corey said he

467
00:32:58.519 --> 00:33:00.200
gonna be a voodoo king, y'all. I think a nigga did voodoo on

468
00:33:00.240 --> 00:33:05.799
me. I'm not prepared to tell
a story just yet, but I think

469
00:33:05.799 --> 00:33:09.000
this Haitian nigga did some voodo on
me. And I think I'm gonna know

470
00:33:09.079 --> 00:33:16.160
for sure next week and when when? When I this is this is a

471
00:33:16.240 --> 00:33:23.920
very toxic conversation. I need another
week to digest and when I figure it

472
00:33:23.960 --> 00:33:27.440
out, I'm sorry if you listen
to an audio. I know y'all don't

473
00:33:27.440 --> 00:33:29.839
like that. I can't help it. My throat is itchy. My throat

474
00:33:29.920 --> 00:33:35.720
is itchy. Shut up. Sorry. I tried to back away from the

475
00:33:35.759 --> 00:33:37.400
mic. But when I get my
thoughts together, I'm anna decide if I'm

476
00:33:37.400 --> 00:33:40.240
gonna bring it to this now it's
not, I say, spake your shut

477
00:33:40.440 --> 00:33:43.640
I've waited until next week. I've
been waiting until next week because I have

478
00:33:43.720 --> 00:33:49.839
to get all the facts Zoro from
one piece. Fucking yes, just be

479
00:33:49.920 --> 00:33:52.039
easy. Please send me a piece
of your goddamn uh Please send me a

480
00:33:52.079 --> 00:33:57.960
picture of your uniform or Halloween where
you hosting that. Then need to see

481
00:33:58.000 --> 00:34:00.799
your uma thermin fit oh, y'all
listen, I'm not gonna hold you.

482
00:34:01.319 --> 00:34:06.240
I've been like slowly adding things to
my Insta cart, I mean, to

483
00:34:06.319 --> 00:34:10.239
my Amazon cart for the Poison Ivy
costume. And I'm not gonna lie y'all.

484
00:34:10.360 --> 00:34:14.599
This shit is so fucking sassy.
I know I've been talking about not

485
00:34:14.639 --> 00:34:16.360
masturbating, but like, if this
shit come out the way I wanted to,

486
00:34:16.559 --> 00:34:20.480
I'm fucking jerking off. To the
sun come up? You hear me?

487
00:34:20.920 --> 00:34:23.840
Like I just know it's going to
be everything, Like I really can't

488
00:34:23.840 --> 00:34:29.920
what what? What? Shot?
Yeah? To the sun come up?

489
00:34:29.920 --> 00:34:31.679
Like I'm gonna be dehydrated when I'm
done. Like, if it comes out

490
00:34:31.679 --> 00:34:36.360
of the way I wanted to m
mmm, Like if y'all through at the

491
00:34:36.440 --> 00:34:39.719
Vampire Bride last year was fire?
Wais y'all sey this shit? I'm gonn

492
00:34:39.719 --> 00:34:45.039
together? Waitis yad Sey this shit? I'm gone together? Love the Stormtrooper

493
00:34:45.079 --> 00:34:49.800
helmet, Thank you, de ring
gold Evolution of a Gentleman said a dude

494
00:34:49.880 --> 00:34:54.320
that I know had a girl put
some santeria shit on him, had an

495
00:34:54.360 --> 00:35:00.880
altar set up and everything. God
damn HELGAPATACKI uh Serge two five says,

496
00:35:00.920 --> 00:35:02.719
how are you I'm good baby.
Oh what Sin said? Why would he

497
00:35:02.760 --> 00:35:07.800
put some voodo on you? Because
he think I didn't wrong? And I

498
00:35:07.880 --> 00:35:13.760
think he didn't me wrong. He
think I did him wrong, and I

499
00:35:13.760 --> 00:35:15.480
think he didn't mean wrong, and
I think he put some voodoo on me.

500
00:35:16.519 --> 00:35:20.199
I don't. I it's a long
story. I should have waited till

501
00:35:20.199 --> 00:35:22.400
next week. But it's a long
story. That's it. And that's all.

502
00:35:22.800 --> 00:35:27.159
Yeah, all right, ladies and
gentlemen. So now it is time

503
00:35:27.199 --> 00:35:30.000
to get into the edible portion of
the show. So the edible portion is

504
00:35:30.000 --> 00:35:34.800
when we read questions, comments,
stories that you guys send in. And

505
00:35:35.159 --> 00:35:37.760
if, for whatever reason, the
story or the comment or the question you

506
00:35:37.800 --> 00:35:40.519
have to send in it's too long
to fit into the prompt that we put

507
00:35:40.599 --> 00:35:45.760
up on recording days, you can
always d and me or email with me

508
00:35:45.960 --> 00:35:52.000
at inquiries at Stormy p Pea dot
com. All right, so got a

509
00:35:52.000 --> 00:35:58.039
few today, And also if you
didn't get a chance to put your questions,

510
00:35:58.039 --> 00:36:00.280
and you still can click the question
mark on a live right here and

511
00:36:00.440 --> 00:36:06.800
at one end right now as well. So first one September is almost over.

512
00:36:07.039 --> 00:36:09.400
How'd you take a man out on
a date? Go? If any

513
00:36:12.039 --> 00:36:17.800
okay, y'all. I know you're
gonna think I'm capping. I know y'all

514
00:36:17.840 --> 00:36:23.320
gonna think I'm capping. I know
y'all gonna think I'm capping. I haven't

515
00:36:23.320 --> 00:36:28.800
taken a man out on a date
because I've been trying and I can't.

516
00:36:29.599 --> 00:36:32.920
I can't. I can't. Like
last week, I had a nigga up

517
00:36:32.960 --> 00:36:36.400
like, hey, you know what
you're doing? Hey, Like, I'm

518
00:36:36.400 --> 00:36:43.760
in Mexico chilling nigga? What the
fuck? Like for the record, I

519
00:36:43.960 --> 00:36:49.599
tried that nigga was in Mexico.
Right, So I go out not a

520
00:36:49.599 --> 00:36:52.079
little dip and I'm like, hey, you know what's up? Blah blah

521
00:36:52.079 --> 00:36:54.480
blah. Long story short, I
end up just sending him food, like

522
00:36:55.119 --> 00:37:00.360
uber eating him food because it didn't
work out like times. So, like

523
00:37:01.079 --> 00:37:05.599
y'all, it's hard. Y'all be
thinking I'd be lying and I'd just be

524
00:37:05.679 --> 00:37:08.159
having like dick falling out of my
pockets, but I swear I don't.

525
00:37:12.199 --> 00:37:17.960
I'm struggling like i'd be trying.
I'd be trying, but it's harder than

526
00:37:19.000 --> 00:37:21.880
it's I don't know, like feelers
if he it's hard to go on dates

527
00:37:21.880 --> 00:37:25.119
for y'all, cause it's hard,
like No, it's not the same dude.

528
00:37:25.280 --> 00:37:30.519
It wasn't the same dude. Claude
nine two five said, same dude.

529
00:37:30.559 --> 00:37:34.199
No, it wasn't the same dude. Like I've been trying to take

530
00:37:34.199 --> 00:37:37.840
men out on dates. Maybe I
need to find like maybe my timing is

531
00:37:37.880 --> 00:37:43.119
bad. I don't know, I
don't know. I've I've been trying,

532
00:37:44.000 --> 00:37:45.440
but it isn't going too well.
I'm gonna try to get next week,

533
00:37:45.480 --> 00:37:49.719
next week for sure? Next week, sure while I'm in Atlanta. Huh

534
00:37:50.840 --> 00:37:54.920
week? Oh shit? Okay,
can I get extension? Can I get

535
00:37:54.960 --> 00:38:00.719
extension? Okay, okay, okay, okay, all right, look I'm

536
00:38:00.719 --> 00:38:06.119
going to exit. Okay, you
know what a reciprocity. First of all,

537
00:38:06.159 --> 00:38:09.039
shot, I'm gonna say I get
an extra week because one week I

538
00:38:09.119 --> 00:38:13.320
was sick, So that means I
should get an extra week. Yes,

539
00:38:13.599 --> 00:38:15.920
So I give myself another week because
one week I was sick. And then

540
00:38:15.920 --> 00:38:20.039
you know what, oh another one. I had a date set up for

541
00:38:20.039 --> 00:38:23.079
this week, and you know what, that nigga was sick, like,

542
00:38:23.559 --> 00:38:27.960
hey, caught whatever bug he's going
around. So like this past week,

543
00:38:28.079 --> 00:38:30.920
I tried three different times to get
me an out. Woman's sick, Woman's

544
00:38:30.960 --> 00:38:34.760
in Mexico and one just didn't work
out with our time, so I just

545
00:38:34.800 --> 00:38:38.519
sent him some food. I still
think that counts. But whatever I'm trying

546
00:38:38.559 --> 00:38:40.639
with, just take a man on
the date stuff, y'all. I really

547
00:38:40.679 --> 00:38:46.199
am like, and I know,
like soon is September is over, They're

548
00:38:46.199 --> 00:38:52.800
gonna be coming out the woodwork like
like I know they are, And I'm

549
00:38:52.800 --> 00:38:58.880
like, no, nigga, fuck
you. Five moves, thank you,

550
00:38:59.079 --> 00:39:01.719
thank you, thank you. J
Mcatl says, if you are trying,

551
00:39:01.800 --> 00:39:05.920
you are trying with the guys that
have already had a roster twenty deep.

552
00:39:07.119 --> 00:39:09.559
Well, I don't think that's what
it is. One was sick what was

553
00:39:09.599 --> 00:39:13.719
in Mexico and the other one our
our schedules just didn't link up. I

554
00:39:13.760 --> 00:39:16.039
don't think that. I think I
just had bad timing. I think it's

555
00:39:16.039 --> 00:39:20.159
the universe trying to tell me that
y'all niggas don't deserve shit. No,

556
00:39:21.280 --> 00:39:24.159
I was just joking it, just
joke it up and joke Oh it's says

557
00:39:24.199 --> 00:39:27.280
says, you should have took the
guy who put voodoo on you on a

558
00:39:27.400 --> 00:39:34.000
date. No, no, I
ain't gonna hold you, no eat'em

559
00:39:34.079 --> 00:39:36.880
now. He don't deserve it,
especially because I think he put voodo on

560
00:39:36.920 --> 00:39:38.840
me. He don't deserve it.
Since her Prime said, how do you

561
00:39:38.880 --> 00:39:44.039
be finding niggas who curve you?
Though? I don't be finding niggas who

562
00:39:44.079 --> 00:39:50.119
curved me. I think that I
find men who have just as much going

563
00:39:50.199 --> 00:39:52.880
on as I do. So it's
a little bit harder to coordinate a link

564
00:39:52.960 --> 00:39:58.920
up. Sonya Brown official said,
dating or outing a date. Take a

565
00:39:58.920 --> 00:40:00.159
man on a date months embers.
Take a man on a date months.

566
00:40:00.199 --> 00:40:02.440
I've been trying to take a man
on a date, and it has been

567
00:40:02.519 --> 00:40:07.800
working. Mike G says, have
you dated outside your race? Yeah?

568
00:40:07.880 --> 00:40:12.280
You know, I dabbled in the
pink meat before I have I have part

569
00:40:12.320 --> 00:40:15.519
taking him a little bit of pink
meat. I haven't taken part in a

570
00:40:15.559 --> 00:40:24.360
pink meat in my son's eleven.
So i'mnna say about eight or nine years.

571
00:40:24.920 --> 00:40:28.960
But eight or nine years. I
went on a date with a white

572
00:40:29.000 --> 00:40:31.199
guy this summer. Though. That
was pretty cool. He was nice,

573
00:40:31.719 --> 00:40:37.280
but it didn't really go anywhere.
Next, hold on, hold on,

574
00:40:37.320 --> 00:40:39.239
hold on, let me let me
scroll up. J mc atl says,

575
00:40:39.320 --> 00:40:43.639
Christmas is coming up. Dudes are
about to get scarce. You ain't never

576
00:40:43.800 --> 00:40:45.880
lied bosman Quay says, l o
O, how do you pick who you

577
00:40:45.920 --> 00:40:50.519
take on a date? Whoever's been
consistent? That's it, that's it,

578
00:40:50.519 --> 00:40:52.199
and that's all. R. J
Layer says, you need a geek.

579
00:40:52.639 --> 00:40:55.880
Most of them niggas I just name
was geeks. Y'all be thinking, y'all.

580
00:40:55.880 --> 00:41:00.559
You know what y'all be thinking.
The geek are so sweet, don't

581
00:41:00.639 --> 00:41:04.719
y'all. That's what y'all think.
Y'all be thinking, y'all get one of

582
00:41:04.719 --> 00:41:07.400
these blurred niggas and they're gonna be
all sweet and meek, and you're gonna

583
00:41:07.440 --> 00:41:12.559
walk right over them. Baby,
those are the savages. Okay, let

584
00:41:12.639 --> 00:41:15.280
me say something. If you didn't
know, if you didn't know, the

585
00:41:15.400 --> 00:41:22.440
geeks, the nerds, the blurds, those are the fucking savages, okay,

586
00:41:22.639 --> 00:41:27.880
because they know how to hide and
camouflage themselves to make you think they're

587
00:41:27.880 --> 00:41:31.920
really so sweet and innocent. Baby, They fuck boys too. I just

588
00:41:31.960 --> 00:41:37.039
want y'all to know that, okay. And and you so dumb you think,

589
00:41:37.280 --> 00:41:40.119
oh, he's a nerd. He's
he's in the anime and he goes

590
00:41:40.119 --> 00:41:46.679
the comic con and he he he
don't be out here fucking bitches, baby,

591
00:41:46.679 --> 00:41:52.239
that's false. Okay, that's false, all right, you you you

592
00:41:52.239 --> 00:41:55.760
you know them, them them animals. They like camouflage themselves into thinking they're

593
00:41:55.800 --> 00:41:59.800
like small, meek, fucking animals, and they pop up and kill your

594
00:41:59.800 --> 00:42:05.639
ass. That's that's what the nerds
are. Neso nerds like Pussy two.

595
00:42:06.079 --> 00:42:08.280
Nerds like pussy two. I'm gonna
put that on a shirt, y'all,

596
00:42:08.440 --> 00:42:12.840
new merch coming soon. I got
you, I got you. I can't

597
00:42:12.880 --> 00:42:16.880
say pussy. I can't say pussy
though. Nerds like Crecy too. I

598
00:42:16.920 --> 00:42:22.440
can get a ten percent, y'all
shouts about make sure I get my ten

599
00:42:22.480 --> 00:42:25.239
percent. R J Layer seven says, I feel attached and you should.

600
00:42:25.800 --> 00:42:30.880
Gentleman Warlock said, we do this. Nigga's screen name is Gentleman Warlock.

601
00:42:30.159 --> 00:42:36.199
I know he fucking bitches. I
know he's getting the bitches. Yo.

602
00:42:36.719 --> 00:42:40.719
Oh my god, I don't care
what you say. Can't nobody tell me

603
00:42:40.800 --> 00:42:46.400
gentlemen Warlock ain't getting pussy right now
tonight. Okay, theren be the ones

604
00:42:47.280 --> 00:42:51.599
there, don't be the ones,
and y'all be thinking they're so sweet,

605
00:42:52.000 --> 00:42:55.480
they're so sweet, they're so sweet. You can believe that shit if you

606
00:42:55.559 --> 00:43:02.960
want to bruh, bruh. That's
the crazy part. It's weird telling about

607
00:43:04.000 --> 00:43:07.920
nerds like the clap cheeks. R
J. Lawyer says, l ol,

608
00:43:07.039 --> 00:43:12.000
that has to be a shirt and
free three Hill said I'll buy one,

609
00:43:13.639 --> 00:43:17.719
just sucking and says lords love it
all. Rob Black Underscore Youth says,

610
00:43:17.800 --> 00:43:22.320
no, us nerds are sweet.
Boy. If you don't get get your

611
00:43:22.320 --> 00:43:25.960
ass all right, it's not true. It's not true. So if you

612
00:43:27.000 --> 00:43:30.639
thought that was, it's absolutely not
true. And I feel bad for all

613
00:43:30.639 --> 00:43:36.159
the women who think that nerds don't
get couci like and you and you know

614
00:43:36.239 --> 00:43:40.400
what, I think the most dangerous
part about the nerds is that they are

615
00:43:40.559 --> 00:43:45.280
genuinely sweet persons. Like they are
genuinely sweet people, like they do want

616
00:43:45.320 --> 00:43:49.159
the best for you. They are
gonna be honest, they are gonna be

617
00:43:49.239 --> 00:43:52.199
humble. But then like when it's
time they get the demon time, they're

618
00:43:52.239 --> 00:43:54.440
gonna get on demon time. Like
if they want to be on a flex

619
00:43:54.440 --> 00:43:59.519
shit, they're gonna be on the
flex shit like you should and you should.

620
00:44:00.320 --> 00:44:04.840
Let me say something, all all
the nerds watching this should feel some

621
00:44:04.920 --> 00:44:07.519
type of way, because baby,
the jig it's up. The jig is

622
00:44:07.599 --> 00:44:12.679
up. If you thought y'all was
gonna perpetuate this narrative that y'all are these

623
00:44:12.679 --> 00:44:16.840
sweet individuals so innocent not doing y'all
be fucking. I know y'all be fucking.

624
00:44:17.039 --> 00:44:22.119
And not only do y'all be fucking, y're nasty too. Y'all so

625
00:44:22.199 --> 00:44:25.079
nasty and I like it and I
like it, but I'm just saying,

626
00:44:25.760 --> 00:44:31.039
y'all ain't low. Y'all ain't low
at all. The check us up?

627
00:44:37.320 --> 00:44:42.599
Yo, just me? Juan says
A marry geek l O yup. C

628
00:44:42.800 --> 00:44:45.719
J Olden says I'm feeling a teck
right now, y'all should I hope y'all

629
00:44:45.760 --> 00:44:52.000
all due. I hope y'all all
due. J mc atl says we're gonna

630
00:44:52.000 --> 00:44:54.000
get you hooked up when you come
to the ATL. If you get strung,

631
00:44:54.119 --> 00:44:59.360
that's on you. Listen what's up? Like we can we can run

632
00:44:59.400 --> 00:45:00.719
the block on an A cl shows. Y'all sold the last one out,

633
00:45:00.760 --> 00:45:05.880
so we definitely can do another ATL
show. Ain't nothing you stop it,

634
00:45:07.880 --> 00:45:12.320
gentlemen, Warlock says, be at
comic cons clapping different cheeks in different hotel

635
00:45:12.400 --> 00:45:15.440
rooms every night. This is what
I'm saying. This is what I'm saying

636
00:45:17.079 --> 00:45:21.840
Ray black underscore youth says, change
the topic before other women hear this.

637
00:45:21.920 --> 00:45:28.599
Hurry up, just be easy,
says the check us up. Everybody scrabble.

638
00:45:29.960 --> 00:45:31.320
Hi, baby, come on over
here, you wanna say hi to

639
00:45:31.360 --> 00:45:37.000
the people? Hi? Punkin seventh
dog is over are y'all? This might

640
00:45:37.079 --> 00:45:39.880
baby, He'll show sweet Okay,
can you move over a little bit?

641
00:45:40.280 --> 00:45:43.920
Can you? Can you move?
Hello? Can you hello? Hello?

642
00:45:44.320 --> 00:45:46.280
This is exactly how the nerd niggas
be. Y'all see this, y'all see

643
00:45:46.280 --> 00:45:50.239
this so sweet, so cute?
Right? And then as I'm pushing his

644
00:45:50.360 --> 00:45:54.000
face into why would you play his
phone in my thigh? Y'all? Come

645
00:45:54.000 --> 00:46:05.079
on? Seven? Okay, all
right, okay baby, oh right seven.

646
00:46:05.719 --> 00:46:08.599
This is exactly what the nery niggas
be on y'all. This is exactly

647
00:46:08.599 --> 00:46:15.920
what the net biggas. Get down, bathe get down, get down,

648
00:46:15.000 --> 00:46:22.280
get down, get down? You
see you see you see come baby?

649
00:46:22.440 --> 00:46:28.400
So cute, baby, so cute? And then what and then what did

650
00:46:28.440 --> 00:46:31.239
you like? Y'all? Y'all be
thinking, y'all so sweet? See see

651
00:46:31.440 --> 00:46:35.719
see. I hope every woman will
watch that last part and gets into it,

652
00:46:35.760 --> 00:46:37.599
because exactly how it is. They
throw you off, girl, but

653
00:46:37.639 --> 00:46:40.800
they sweet apparents. And do you
know what happened? All in your face?

654
00:46:42.400 --> 00:46:45.039
All in your face, pissing on
your pillow. Okay, thank you

655
00:46:47.320 --> 00:46:57.119
Aaron Nash seven brought that life.
Oh my god. All right, y'all,

656
00:46:57.119 --> 00:47:00.239
come on, let's get back to
these questions, y'all. And seven

657
00:47:00.320 --> 00:47:07.079
then distracted me. God damn it, hate you gangs. Okay, So

658
00:47:07.320 --> 00:47:10.880
next question, to be as beautiful
as you are? Why is it hard

659
00:47:10.920 --> 00:47:14.840
for you to find a good man? Bitch? I don't know, No,

660
00:47:14.960 --> 00:47:20.199
I'm just joking, you know what. I think my realistic answer is,

661
00:47:20.760 --> 00:47:24.360
and it says not being this is
not being biased or I'm not trying

662
00:47:24.360 --> 00:47:27.320
to be biased. I hope it
doesn't come off as me trying to be

663
00:47:27.360 --> 00:47:31.079
biased. Right, So, I
think that my problem is. I think

664
00:47:31.079 --> 00:47:36.519
that my problem is I'm looking for
a man who's interested in dating, to

665
00:47:36.599 --> 00:47:40.599
find someone whose lifestyle aligns with theirs
in order to potentially be in a relationship.

666
00:47:40.760 --> 00:47:45.960
Right. But nowadays a lot of
men aren't trying to be in a

667
00:47:45.039 --> 00:47:50.960
relationship, and one of the reasons
that they aren't is because women aren't requiring

668
00:47:51.000 --> 00:47:54.920
them to. Like men are literally
getting cooked, fed, and fucked without

669
00:47:55.039 --> 00:48:00.400
no commitment without no commitment. So
it's like, baby, why would I

670
00:48:00.400 --> 00:48:02.000
want to? And I don't blame
them for that, Like when I say

671
00:48:02.039 --> 00:48:05.480
this, it's not coming from a
place at anger or it's not because I'm

672
00:48:05.519 --> 00:48:07.880
trying to be bitter. I'm just
saying I think one of the reasons why

673
00:48:07.920 --> 00:48:10.280
I'm not in a relationship is because
it's not a lot of men who want

674
00:48:10.280 --> 00:48:13.239
to be in a relationship. And
then, oh, oh my god,

675
00:48:13.239 --> 00:48:16.000
this piss me off. You got
the men right, the super attractive men

676
00:48:16.360 --> 00:48:21.559
who be on the internet pushing all
this. Oh when I find my queen,

677
00:48:22.440 --> 00:48:25.400
ooh if I had that one special
person, bro, you find her

678
00:48:25.440 --> 00:48:29.760
than frog hair. You expect me
to believe you ain't random to a good

679
00:48:29.800 --> 00:48:34.079
woman? Yet, No, you
just don't want one. Can't we be

680
00:48:34.119 --> 00:48:38.440
honest for a second? No,
they cannot. And the reason they cannot

681
00:48:38.480 --> 00:48:43.079
because there is a socio. I
said they can say the same thing about

682
00:48:43.119 --> 00:48:45.719
me. I'm gonna say, no, they can't. And the reason they

683
00:48:45.719 --> 00:48:49.719
can't is because there is an influx
of women who want to be in a

684
00:48:49.800 --> 00:48:54.559
relationships. If we're talking about supplying
the man baby, it's not it's not

685
00:48:54.639 --> 00:48:59.760
comparable. Okay, So I feel
like, if there are so many women,

686
00:49:00.079 --> 00:49:02.159
and at this point, so many
good men, women who have good

687
00:49:02.239 --> 00:49:06.360
jobs, who've done the work on
themselves and going to therapy, who are

688
00:49:06.360 --> 00:49:09.360
not problematic, If there are all
these good women out there, you don't

689
00:49:09.360 --> 00:49:15.519
think it's suspicious that none of these
fine niggas don't found one. You're sure

690
00:49:15.519 --> 00:49:22.119
around that you don't find that suspicious. You don't find that suspicious, like

691
00:49:22.199 --> 00:49:28.320
seriously, Like I just think that
for me personally, I'm just looking for

692
00:49:28.360 --> 00:49:30.719
somebody who's on the same wave as
me. And unfortunately this is a little

693
00:49:30.760 --> 00:49:35.719
ass wave, all right, Like
maybe I wouldn't even say a puddle,

694
00:49:35.760 --> 00:49:40.159
like it's a droplet. So I'm
I'm aware that what I want is a

695
00:49:40.159 --> 00:49:45.280
little bit different, and I'm aware
that men are less likely to I don't

696
00:49:45.280 --> 00:49:50.400
want to say weight, but entertain
someone who's not willing to give up all

697
00:49:50.440 --> 00:49:55.679
these extras without any effort, consistency, commitment, because entertaining society you really

698
00:49:55.719 --> 00:49:59.480
don't have to. And maybe I
ain't blaming you if I don't got to

699
00:49:59.480 --> 00:50:02.519
why I would like, can I
can I be honest? Can I be

700
00:50:02.559 --> 00:50:06.760
honest for a second? And I
want to say, even with all that

701
00:50:06.840 --> 00:50:09.800
I don't blame men because men I
only gonna do what women allow, And

702
00:50:09.840 --> 00:50:14.760
at this point, we are literally
allowing men to be fed, fucked,

703
00:50:15.199 --> 00:50:20.079
and everything else with zero commitment,
So why would they Now, this isn't

704
00:50:20.079 --> 00:50:22.000
to say that there aren't a specific
set of women who you're like, Yo,

705
00:50:22.119 --> 00:50:25.800
I'm not looking for that. So
when I'm going out looking for men,

706
00:50:27.239 --> 00:50:30.519
I'm not looking for relationships. So
I'm not making niggas, making niggas

707
00:50:30.559 --> 00:50:32.519
commit, making niggas have to work
for it because I'm not looking for a

708
00:50:32.559 --> 00:50:37.159
relationship. Cool, I get that, but let's talk in majorities and majorities,

709
00:50:37.639 --> 00:50:42.039
there are women who want more but
can't get it, so they're settling

710
00:50:42.119 --> 00:50:45.599
for less. Ever, being honest, and because so many women are settling

711
00:50:45.679 --> 00:50:50.599
for less, it's making men not
want to do anything. And I don't

712
00:50:50.599 --> 00:50:55.400
blame them. I don't blame me
at all. So yeah, question was

713
00:50:55.760 --> 00:50:59.119
why do I feel like for me
to be so beautiful, I can't find

714
00:50:59.159 --> 00:51:01.000
it get men because men ain't really
trying to be found right now. Like,

715
00:51:01.760 --> 00:51:06.280
if I can get all the purpose
of being in a relationship without being

716
00:51:06.320 --> 00:51:08.480
in a relationship, why would I
want to be in a relationship? Like,

717
00:51:08.800 --> 00:51:12.800
honestly, seriously, And I think
that's just where a lot of men

718
00:51:12.840 --> 00:51:16.239
are. R J Layer seven says, do you have time for a relationship,

719
00:51:16.639 --> 00:51:20.679
baby, I'll make time for a
relationship, okay, right now?

720
00:51:20.800 --> 00:51:22.599
No, because I don't have nobody
to make time for us. No,

721
00:51:22.679 --> 00:51:28.639
no the fuck? Hold on,
hold on, I'm scrolling up. Sonya

722
00:51:28.679 --> 00:51:31.440
Brown says, Beyonce got cheated on
and treated bad. Holly Berry got cheated

723
00:51:31.480 --> 00:51:35.280
on and treated bad. Name a
bad chick, and I'll show you an

724
00:51:35.320 --> 00:51:42.719
ungrateful man. Men don't stop step
up until they are required to. You

725
00:51:42.800 --> 00:51:45.920
better speak on that tests, You
better speak on that tests. Like,

726
00:51:47.400 --> 00:51:53.119
I think that's a really good point. Like I think that men don't step

727
00:51:53.199 --> 00:51:57.760
up until they are ready to step
up. And right now, a lot

728
00:51:57.760 --> 00:52:00.440
of men don't want to step up
because they don't have to. Like if

729
00:52:00.480 --> 00:52:02.760
I can have the world as my
oyster, and I can have as many

730
00:52:02.760 --> 00:52:07.519
bad bitches as I want to,
why would I want to like like it?

731
00:52:07.159 --> 00:52:10.599
They have to get to a point
where they are ready to settle down.

732
00:52:12.039 --> 00:52:14.880
And in today's society, today's climate, it's like, why would I

733
00:52:14.920 --> 00:52:20.079
want to settle down? I feel
it? Yeah, yeah. Aaron Nash

734
00:52:20.119 --> 00:52:22.159
seven three says if you find a
man with all your requirements, then the

735
00:52:22.400 --> 00:52:29.119
woman gets suspicious. No no,
sincere Prime says how much a man gotta

736
00:52:29.159 --> 00:52:31.679
make for you, I don't get
fuck. Long as they can afford their

737
00:52:31.679 --> 00:52:37.280
life, that's all that matters me. Asking you to afford mine is ludicrous,

738
00:52:37.519 --> 00:52:40.719
Like that's that's not a part of
my my questions or my uh seeking

739
00:52:40.760 --> 00:52:44.519
at all. Like can you afford
your own life? Do you pay your

740
00:52:44.519 --> 00:52:46.719
own rent? Do you pay your
own car note or insurance, phone bill,

741
00:52:46.800 --> 00:52:51.400
whatever the case may be, utilities? Are you able to provide for

742
00:52:51.440 --> 00:52:54.280
yourself? Because if you're not able
to provide for yourself, maybe you damn

743
00:52:54.320 --> 00:52:58.280
sure ain't able enough to provide for
me or my son or what the funk

744
00:52:58.320 --> 00:53:01.039
I got going on? So just
worry about you first. If you're cool,

745
00:53:01.079 --> 00:53:06.639
we can move forward together. But
it can't be me worry about you

746
00:53:06.639 --> 00:53:09.480
when you worry about me? Where
about yourself? Where about yourself? That's

747
00:53:09.519 --> 00:53:14.159
it? DJ Short, what's up, my guy? I've been seeing you

748
00:53:14.239 --> 00:53:19.639
on forever. How are you hope
all is well? Yeah? Man,

749
00:53:19.840 --> 00:53:22.480
today was a really good day.
I feel like we covered a lot of

750
00:53:22.480 --> 00:53:29.519
topics, right, long story short, I got my booty hole aggressively waxed

751
00:53:30.079 --> 00:53:34.239
and it was no love or commitment
in it. That was from the top

752
00:53:34.239 --> 00:53:35.880
of the show. I don't know
if I'll missed that that was from the

753
00:53:35.920 --> 00:53:43.480
top top of the live, but
as a bright point or a turning point,

754
00:53:43.840 --> 00:53:45.599
I go back to my old waxing
technician next month. So I can't

755
00:53:45.599 --> 00:53:49.519
wait to update you guys unless you
know how that go Shout out to Brian.

756
00:53:49.599 --> 00:53:52.320
Shout out the Bear by Brian if
you're in the Philadelphia area, Jakettown,

757
00:53:52.320 --> 00:53:55.599
whatever the case may be, and
make sure you guys book for him.

758
00:53:55.639 --> 00:54:00.760
And I also wanted to say,
you know, I'm still waiting for

759
00:54:00.800 --> 00:54:04.079
an answer fellas on why I can't
talk to your friend. Still waiting.

760
00:54:04.400 --> 00:54:07.519
Haven't heard it, never heard any
good answers one alive, not at all.

761
00:54:09.000 --> 00:54:12.960
Also, there's a difference between tip
for tat and our own reciprocity.

762
00:54:13.320 --> 00:54:15.760
Once I feel like Nicky Parker,
I could get the fuck up bout of

763
00:54:15.760 --> 00:54:19.280
here, all right, gotta get
the fuck up bout of here, I

764
00:54:19.320 --> 00:54:22.400
don't. Every time I hear a
reciprocity, I always think of the X

765
00:54:22.440 --> 00:54:23.320
factor. I don't know if I
told y'all the story or not, if

766
00:54:23.320 --> 00:54:28.239
I did my bad. So when
I was growing up, I heard The

767
00:54:28.400 --> 00:54:32.840
X Factor by Lauren Hill, and
I used to always think that she was

768
00:54:32.880 --> 00:54:40.000
saying, tell me who I gotta
be to get some rest and proudly t

769
00:54:44.239 --> 00:54:47.360
I learned reciprocity as an adult,
y'all. And one of the reasons it's

770
00:54:47.360 --> 00:54:52.679
because of Lauren Hill. Super thankful
for that. And yeah, stop believing

771
00:54:52.679 --> 00:54:57.199
men when they say they have commitment
issues because they have been going to the

772
00:54:57.239 --> 00:55:00.199
same barber for decades and they have
been rooting for the s trash As football

773
00:55:00.239 --> 00:55:04.960
team for years and a dumb ass
daddy was rooting for the same football team

774
00:55:05.000 --> 00:55:08.159
too, And yeah, I still
haven't managed to take a man on a

775
00:55:08.239 --> 00:55:13.239
date for September's Take a Man on
a Date month. But for the record,

776
00:55:13.280 --> 00:55:15.360
it's not my fault. It just
hasn't been lining up the way he

777
00:55:15.400 --> 00:55:20.679
needs to. Yeah, I can't
find a good man because women are so

778
00:55:20.760 --> 00:55:24.679
desperate that men don't have to commit. And yeah, that was today's episode.

779
00:55:24.719 --> 00:55:29.599
If I left anything out and Nerds
eat Pussy two, Nerds like Kuchi

780
00:55:29.679 --> 00:55:34.719
two that was the other one.
Nerds like Couchie two, Yes, RJ

781
00:55:34.880 --> 00:55:37.400
Lawyer says, and geeks Kid Pussy
two. I know I forgot. I

782
00:55:37.440 --> 00:55:39.679
forgot. Y'all forgot. That was
another point I forgot. I forgot.

783
00:55:40.599 --> 00:55:44.599
Yeah, man, my message is
always the same. Follow me on the

784
00:55:44.639 --> 00:55:46.920
Gram, asked form me P P
E A at chocolate chip and sip and

785
00:55:46.960 --> 00:55:52.119
if you don't remember anything else,
please remember nerds like Pussy two. I

786
00:55:52.159 --> 00:56:00.960
love you, guys, and I
see you next week. Peace Saviores that everyone was