Welcome to Blank City Nowhere, the actual playanthology podcast where we explore an entire
city, one game at a time, or this season explored an entire vampire,
one player at a time. We're halfway through and I'm still workshopping the
intro. But that's okay, welcome back. Joining me today is Rebecca Shramm.
Hello, everybody, I'm here now. Beca's turned to drive the Vampire.
Yay. I'm very excited. I was made for this. This is
what the last like, you know, five to eight years of my life,
I've been leading towards all of the vampire content I have consumed. What
are you going to do after this? What are you gonna do after you've
achieved the dream? Go back to watching the second Vampire di spinoff series,
as I was doing before I started recording. What there's two? Hold on,
I'm sorry, oh pause, before we even start? What's the second
spinoff series? What's the first? So the first spin off series is the
Originals. It's about the original Vampire family, okay or whatever. It's at
New Orleans, Okay, oh like True Blood? Sure? Oh yeah yeah.
And then the second one is Legacies, which is kind of a spin
off of both, because it's about like to like one of the characters from
the Vampire well, two of the characters from the Vampire Diary start a magical
school for their kids or whatever, and then like the want the kid from
the Originals is and is the She's It's basically like new age Buffy with slightly
different monsters, but it still has like Eighties It's like it's all very eighties
inspired for some reason, like they don't have phones. It's very strange anyway.
So yeah, that's that's things I know about Vampire Diaries. Nina Dobrev
left the show before it was over, and that was awkward. And then
I listened to Yah, we read it, you know friends of the show
Siblings show on audio. Mit, y'all you read it their season about Vampire
Diaries, and those books sound kind of fucking bonkers. Yeah, the series,
it's the series as bonkers, but in it they changed so much that
it's barely the same. Sure, I mean those books, I mean it
sort of stops being about vampires pretty quickly. Is from what I understand is
it just becomes like we got to go to the hell realm, and you
know, it turns into a JRPG at some point where they have to like
attack and kill God. Yep, they do do that in the series too.
Great, Okay, so they kept it. They were true to the
series. Yes. So anyways, well back to the podcast. That is
my goal for today. Great, let's see if you can give literally the
words out of my mouth that was. I was like, I'm going to
give this as much CW energy as possible. I know it's going to be
impossible, but because of the rules of this game. But if I can
give I can give her some hot friend that's probably gonna die, then that's
That's what I'm going to do. Great. So, last time, when
Ashley finished driving the vampire current named Varonique Sharp was taking cover in a sewer
or something of that effect, like found a child that you are now hanging
out with. So little Charlie, is I believe his name? I'm looking
at our notes, so that's fine. Oh no, you're not going by
Adele Knight. Excuse me, that's the name. Then Ashley gave huh,
it's it's you know, I have a pretty good gig. I enjoyed this
job. I enjoyed gamming the show. It is a little there's a lot
to keep track of for a game like this is what else? Yes,
there have been a lot of name changes for this Vampire. And if things
seem a little extra like dream like and surreal of this episode, it's because
A it's been a lot since he recorded, scheduling has been difficult, and
B I've been getting a lot of dental work done recently, so I'm kind
of out of it. We'll be okay, it'll be fine. Not woo
whoo to dental work, but woo who to a fun little session about playing
a fast and loose Yes, So, Rebecca, are you familiar with the
rules. You've heard the game? You understand? Yes, I am familiar
with the rules. Do we want to go over them for right? So?
Yeah, I'm sure they're familiar, but we will go over it yet
again, because why not. We are playing thousand year Old Vampire by Tim
Hutchings. That is a solo table up like journaling RPG that you can play
by yourself. We've sort of adapted it to work as a podcast format,
and every sort of turn quote unquote, it's not really turns because it's just
you. The player rolls some dice to determine like the next prompt of the
answer in character and like developed the life of their upon amous thousand year old
vampire, and your vampire has had a rough time. Yes, by many
names, many people have died, but yeah, and she just kind of
keeps getting more well, less and less human. So yeah, so that's
fine. So we'll see how that goes. So we started on prompt twenty
one, or like we finished on prompt twenty one last time? So do
you have a D six a D ten to roll for me? Boy?
Do? I? These were gifted to me by mister Freddie Powers. Hey,
Freddy's part of the show, part of the show, front of the
show because he's on it. Yeah, member of the show. Yes,
okay, I have a nine and a three. Okay, so is the
nine the D ten? Okay? Great, so we're moving ahead six,
So moving to prompt twenty seven. Great wars raged throughout the region in which
you reside. You withdraw to a hidden retreat waiting for them to pass,
lose a resource. Okay, so wait, what is what is the year
again? What war? Could this possibly we were? That's a great question.
Eighteen hundreds right, so yeah, we made it to the nineteenth century.
Yeah, Okay, eighteen hundred is awesome. Well, I mean there's
a number of them, but you were in France. Yes, so we
cond fudget. We could sort of blur it a little bit and say that
it is the French Revolution. We could go back a couple of years,
or it could just be let's see Wars in France nineteenth century educational show too,
the Napoleonic Wars. Oh there we go. Oh yeah, him oh
yeah, him, okay, sure, wait so what what what what?
What year would that put us on? Eighteen eighteen fifteen? Okay, yeah,
yeah, let's let's say it's that because you have fifteen years is well,
now I'm on the wiki for wars involving France, so let me just
you know, and if we make it o virtual America, we could get
there just in time for the Civil War, you know what I mean,
just to see what's going on there. Oh, France was also involved in
the Greek War of Independence. I'm learning that's okay, French conquest of Algeria,
Belgian Revolution. A lot of these are just like colonial wars that were
not actually in France. So okay, so we lose a resource. Yeah,
so the current resources you have at your disposal. You have money,
you have a really nice carriage that has stood the test of time. You
have the help of a woman named Lily Silt who's been dead for a long
time, but due to the rules, you still have some sort of influence.
There. You have magic, We have money, really, a nice
carriage that stood the test of time. Yeah, up, keep on.
That's incredible. You have the help of Lily Sila, who's been dead but
still can help you for whatever reason, dark magics. You have a mansion,
you have a fine thoroughbred horses, and you have a bag full of
guns. I mean I feel like bat bag full of guns can go into
hiding with us. That's your go bag. Yeah yeah, and you know,
find thoroughbred horses. Really a nice carriage kind of could maybe go together.
Unfortunately, I feel like since the mansion is stationary and if we're going
in, unless we go on hiding in the mansion, you just hole up
for fifteen years inside there. Yeah, I mean, actually that might be
fun. Like where is this mansion just somewhere in France? Yeah, I
can't find in the notes where we settled after all the other stuff. But
yeah, I just sort of like I don't think that. I feel like
she had brought you back to Paris. She brought us back to Paris.
Oh yeah, because she became like a like she was trying to become a
high society woman. Yes, yes, yes, yeah, so you're back
in Paris. So actually, just like be the creepy old house on the
hill where the lady lives. Yeah. Actually, I think I kind of
like that. So we're going to keep the mansion. I keep the mansion,
Okay, I don't want to keep the help of Lily so like because
I feel like, you know, that'll be a fun callback sometimes in the
future. I don't know, maybe maybe we lose the money because if she's
it's expensive to just do nothing or like it costs a lot to like somehow
get people into your mansion for you to feed on for years on years.
Yeah, and she's not like working, and you know, it's been a
couple hundred years since her family was like a gun mobile or whatever it's I
mean in Freddy's episode, you were like in prison for one hundred years.
So yeah, it's been a long time. Yeah. So yeah, let's
let's let's go ahead lose that money so you have so you can only have
like five memories total in your head. You could, if like a prompt
allowed it, have something else stored in a diary. It's like remember something
by But right now you have like one memory, which is like of who
you were before you was a vampire, just sort of like memories like family
and people you've met who are good connections. You have a memory of like
a lot of shameful things that have happened to you. You have a memory
of like unholy, like monstrous things you've done, like when you've hurt people
or like felt like a monster or specifically unholy. You have memories of like
the count that turn you into a vampire, and you have memories of this
new life, like returning to France. I think all of them are full,
because each memory can only have three experiences. So Rebecca, the million
question, what would you like to forget? Hmm? Well, you know,
as someone who forgets things very often, you know, sometimes you don't
really get to control what you forget because you have forgotten. So he's gonna
roll like a dfive a D six minus one. Oh boy, am I?
Okay, yeah, so there are six memories? So yeah, well
there's five and then the sixth one is in a diary, so that one
can be safe, that one can be sort of ignored. All right,
five, so we'll just say that's memory five. We'll just okay, so
memory, Yes, we're gonna forget something in memory. Okay, So you
are forgetting memory five is of like the guy who turned you into a vampire,
the time like how you like to transform into, like getting shark teeth,
and the time you murdered a guy who owned an opera house. Who
den I do apart? So we're forgetting all of this, which is interesting,
but because you're forgetting the guy who made you a vampire. Yes,
let's forget some trauma. Baby gone, it's gone, I'm changing. There
we go. Now it's just blacks. Now it's been redacted like a government
file. We have no idea who turned us. Great, okay, now
when you start a new memory great one. Now, all right, give
me some more dice rolls. D ten is eight, D six is four.
Okay, ahead, four more. This is very funny. You fall
into a deep slumber for one hundred years. Strike out any mortal characters,
man, our mortal characters are just kind of okay, okay, wait,
oh my gosh does that mean? Oh man, Corey said that she hoped
I got the nineteen twenties. That means we're aventre here. Yeah, welcome
to the I mean it's France in the nineteen twenties, which means you sleep
through World War One, Like World War One wakes you up. You know,
I'm just such an EmPATH. It's just like the suffering of the people.
H all right, let me cross out all the people that you knew.
So that eight year old that you befriended last time gone lived a full
life. You weren't there. You weren't there. That's okay, probably had
some mommy issues, couple things. So it's been one hundred years. It's
now the nineteen like late teens, early twenties. Are you sticking in France?
Are you going somewhere else? Also, what are you calling yourself?
For simplicities? I was gonna say, Okay, yeah, I guess you
could keep your name. Like it's only just now getting to like the modern
era, where like faking your identity is going to require some legwork, but
for now you could still be a dull night and it's just like, yeah,
it's my grandma or whatever. The fuck. To make it easier,
I'm gonna go back to the Sharp Okay, the Sharp family line. And
you know what, I do want to go to America. It's time,
it's time to go to the new world, especially since, like I feel
like France has not been good to me. I feel like, sure,
it's been a rough couple of centuries. Yes, and also, yeah,
we're gonna stick with vs. Victoria's Secret. Just kidding, We're gonna go
with Valerie Sharp. We're in America. We gotta have a hard a Valerie
Sharp. That would be funny if she pretended to be well, hello,
my fellow America. Yes, exactly, okay, and you know what,
you know where we have to go? Where we have to go? Chicago,
New Orleans. We're all the vampires go. Uh maybe maybe maybe later,
but right now I think we gotta. We gotta spend the Roaring twenties
in Chicago. Sounds good. Do you want to lump this memory in with
the last one or start a whole new memory and forget something else. You
could really just really clear the deck here if you wanted to, Umm,
would it? I'd say I think it's easy to justify, like fitting this
in with the previous one, because it's like, after retreating for fifteen years,
you just sleep for one hundred, Like you don't leave that house for
one hundred and fifteen years. It's one unbroken action. Basically, I think
I'd like to do that just to avoid changing too much. But as much
as I would love to get rid of some of our unholy trauma or shame.
Perhaps, well, this is an interesting like psychological question. Does like
does forgetting your trauma free you from it? Is an interesting like a question
to consider. I know that that's a very anime thing, like the bad
guy the villain forgets who they are and suddenly they're nice. But like,
yeah, no, I'd say it's it definitely doesn't free her from the trauma.
No, but it's it's it's you know, it's she's still got shark
teeth, she's still a vampire. Yes, it's just from like the torment
of the every waking moment. It's more like drama like trauma that's etched into
your being. Sure, it's not at the port front of our minds.
Okay, well great, okay, give us give us another spin. We're
churning through this. Somehow, you bring your carriage and your you still have
the mansion, but it's fine. Uh let's say, uh, well,
can can we touch the resources if we if we don't like roll anything for
it. I don't think so. I think you're only supposed to get rid
of them, like if it's total. I mean, those are kind of
like hit points. You don't really want to like get rid of them,
just Lily Nelly. Yeah, yeah, okay, Because I was gonna say,
if we could move, like sell the mansion and get back it too
money, Yeah, I think we need to, like if a thing comes
up for that, we can mark out mansion and just say, oh because
we sold it. Yeah, okay, Yeah, so it's we still still
have the mansion, but it's not with us. That's okay, Okay.
Yes, So I ruled D ten was to D six was six okay,
So we moved back for we were on thirty we're on twenty seven, and
we were on thirty one hour back to twenty seven. But it's the second
prompt on page twenty seven. So okay, your secretive ways resulting you being
arrested as a spy, check a skill to escape or lose a resource and
gain a mark from the experiments performed upon you. Either way create a mortal
who heads a well funded organization that imperils creatures such as yourself. So you
go to America and the next thing that happens is you're brought in as like
a spy. It's it's like too early for the Red Scare. But I
think it's very interesting. Like in the Great Depression, or like the Roaring
twenties looming on the Great Depression, they're like, what's up with this?
Weirdoh yeah, you know, I mean it's it's uh, you know,
sorry, what's the word I'm looking for? I don't know. Uh,
oh my gosh, I'm I'm so stupid. It's not it's not it's not
abstinence. Uh, I'm so stupid that I cannot remember this word. It's
the whole prohibition with the prohibition. Yes, okay, such an obvious word.
Okay, yeah, I mean it's abstinence for alcohol. Yeah, yes,
thank you. You see my thoughts. Yeah, it's uh, you
know, it's prohibition. You know. It's maybe it's like the organization that's
trying to bust people for alcohol is also busting magical creatures. I mean,
I think it is like not to be all, uh, you know myself
about it. But like at the after World War One, America was like,
hey, fuck the world. This is like our isolationists era. This
was the moment we were like, we are tired of we don't want to
get involved yall's messes anymore. It was costly to be on the world stage.
We're going to turn inward for a while. And turning inward means like
policing your own people. It means like, you know, trying to make
sure everyone is being a good quote unquote America. Great, awesome, Okay,
there's any number of reasons why America would start like spying on you.
You know, being anti immigrants is also an American tradition, so boohoo.
So I think that illustrates a little bit of who are who are mortal might
be. But for some clarity, does the if we check a skill,
do we still gain a mark or do we only gain a mark if we
lose a resource? I think, well, yeah, so check a skill
to escape or lose a resource in gain of mark from the experiments. So
I think if you check a skill, then there's no extra mark. I
think it's only if like you don't have skills or if you just want to
mark and see, like how how far we can drive this thing? See,
that's it's staying true to my CW energy. I'm going to try and
not mark her. We're going to try and I'm trying to keepers is as
tied to her humanity as possible. I'm sure that will deteriorate, but for
now, you have three skills. You have regenerating teeth, animal calls,
and munitions. So remind me what munitions are, like the firepower. Okay,
you know, I think I really want to use regenerating teeth. Okay,
so yeah, I think so. Our our mortal who runs this organization,
I feel like needs to be kind of almost like an extreme of like
American idealism of like it's I want to say, all American, but like
scarier than that, more American than American. Yes, exactly, man obviously
Kennedy Lincoln Washington, Yes, something not not quite. I think it's his
first name will be Kennedy, will say that Kennedy Marshall. That's good to
be on the not very on the nose. That's like a that's like a
catch swinging two character names. Yes, and he is a very very tall
and very very looming. It's he's he's not a man of many words.
So I feel like when our girl Valerie Night was kind of like locked in,
He's one of those figures that's very like looming, and uh, you
know, if she ever had the nerve to be like why am I here,
he just kind of doesn't say anything. And I feel like that's not
great for her mental health, but you know, we'll find some self care
in her in there for her maybe well, hey, I mean you bust
it out so very long. Oh yeah, so so regenerating teeth to bust
out. I feel like, yeah, I think, do you just go
sick on mode on? Do you just fucking carve him up a little bit?
I feel like he's gonna, you know, one day he got like
a little too close and she like chomped real hard and and he like is
now missing kind of like a chunk out of one of his arms, and
certain has like kind of like shark teeth bites. Scars are kind of up
up that arm, and you know, as a forever reminder of his ignorance
is brushed with the big bad monster. Ignorance can turn into anger and can
scar you it's a lesson for the kids up there. I could spell.
Okay, okay, So where do we want to put this memory? Do
you wanna this could just be this is the end of like the Coming to
America memory? Yeah, I feel like it could also go and like maybe
unholy because we have three memories in that already. You cannot fit more than
that in a We have three experiences in that memory, so that memory is
full. Oh wait, sorry, sorry, I guess I can we not
add and get rid of an experience and add one. No, you can't
forget single experiences. You have to toss up the whole memory and start over.
Vibes. Okay, Yes, let's go ahead and add the memory to
I guess the Coming to America. Okay, to avoid forgetting some more stuff.
Well, I mean, you're gonna to forget something immediately next, so
I know. Yeah, but but I get it. You want to put
it off as long as you can. I don't want to get rid of
all the all the hard work that I understand that everybody who came before.
That's just how it goes. Okay, give us another another roles. Okay,
uh D six I rolled a four D ten I rolled a three.
Okay, go back another one. Okay, you accidentally create a vampire through
sloppy feeding, create an immortal character from an existing mortal character, why do
you not destroy them? Check a skill? Guess what? There is only
one character, all right, Kennedy Marshall. So what's what's kind of funny
about that is the vampire rules that Corey created was, if you didn't know
Vampire Diaries rules, if someone has to die with vampire blood in their system.
So it is a little hard to create a vampire sloppily. You're eating
and you're bleeding too, and the blood gets everywhere. Yeah, okay,
there you go. It's sort of like unless you had something more like intentional
behind it. Well, So, for I guess the audience members who haven't
watched as much of the empis, what are you doing? It's required reading
for this season. Yeah, be sure to watch all eight seasons of The
Vampire Diaries before listening. What do you think is the best season of the
Vampire Diaries. Let's get into it. The best season probably season three,
because that is the season that they introduced the originals over there and they have
did we can stop talking about the Vanpatories and the Vampireadies. They have two
of the girls from Accamarine, the Australian Oh great, the Mermaid Show.
Yeah. Yeah, so I don't know why they didn't try really hard to
get the third one, but you know, a lot of couldn't afford all
three of them, couldn't afford the full set. Sorry anyways, so that
on the on the show, the plot device they use is that like vampire
blood heals humans. So that's how they like accidentally end up creating a lot
of vampires. Is that like someone will be trying to heal someone, but
then they'll die with the blood in their system. Anyways, so that's not
the rules we have set up. I like your I like your explanation that
it just like accidentally got in his mouth, and you are I think a
particularly like violent and and sort of feral version of a vampire. There's not
a lot of like elegant like thangs going on here. You had like shark
teeth, like you were ripping and tearing. And if this guy is like
a big brick shit house like he sounds like it makes sense that like that
like a feeding could be pretty messy for all involved. Yeah, Ripper,
indeed. Yeah, So it's yeah, maybe we're having like a face off.
I feel like I feel like in a Chicago alley if we imagine it,
you know, there's some giant rats kind of chilling in a dumpster,
and we see the scene, Pemp, believe you you fucking turn this guy
to a vampire in the in the back alley behind Wrigley Field exactly, you
know, right near the green mill knocked over my old style watching this happened,
yes, hot dog, but yes, uh yeah, so it's uh
yeah, so old Kennedy Marshall now becomes the monster. He's so fi why
do you not destroy them? Also? Why do we not destroy him?
The prompt asks that I feel like we could have our you know, anime
moment and like a rare moment of restraint, you know, if you're like
contemplating, no, I don't want to become the monster that I that I
definitely am, you know, and you know you have a moment of hesitation.
Oh you know, maybe that's why we we we turn him because he's
dying. And you said, you we like feel kind of uh of and
then that's c W energy and uh and so we're like, yeah, let's
yeah, let's make it his turning was intentional because we're trying a little bit.
That's okay. Yeah, yeah, it says, oh, we were
sloppy. I'm sorry. Listen, we can be you were slappily eating someone
else. He came up, you injured him, and then you saved him
intentionally. It's fine. Yeah, we get it's cool. Okay, thank
you for indulging me. Okay, so this is a new memory. What's
getting forgotten? Okay, let's see what there is to forget. We have
oh wait, before that, you also have to check a scale for this
one. So that's the last thing in the prompt is check a scale.
So your two skills left is animal calls or ammunitions. Let's say unitions because
you said there's blood everywhere. I don't have animal calls? Will really makes
sense for that? Yeah okay, cool. So now which memory do we
forget for this? Okay, So we have memories of our childhood in England,
and then we have shame, and then we have teaching six year old
sister to shoot guns. Yeah. Yeah, we haven't seen our sister in
a while. Yeah, she's out there somewhere. She's also a vampire.
Yeah, okay, we'll keep our sister Catholic developed a system for feeding.
We don't control how do we control the blood? Last? I don't I'm
on the hunt. Yeah, I feel like, hmmm, I don't know.
What do you think? I think? I mean, I think it
could be also easy to forget the like return to Paris Memories memory seven,
just because it's like, well that didn't work, just like scrub at all.
Yeah, I agree, let's do that. I slept for a long
long time and then I was in America, So yeah, don't remember coming
to America. Okay, break this up real quick. Yeah, man,
if we're here long enough, might have to make her go west, become
a cowboy. I mean, the gold the gold Rush done past, but
you can still have some fun out there, get her involved in old Hollywood
on long enough timeline. Oh all right, let's do one more, just
for for the day when I think we'll be in a good a good place
for done enough damage to see if you can get rid of of the last
skill before you go. I'm very sorry to whoever, whoever who's next Brooke
then the dice. Yeah yeah, because there's only three people left, right,
Yes, well, good luck you guys. Gosh I'm excited to hear
what William does. Great question me too. Okay, this is I'm going
to make this prediction right now on air that William's episode will be like I
discover that I have like cha powers. I use it to kill the elder
dragon. I mean there could be a dragon anymore, or she becomes a
pro wrestler. Those are the you know which way Western Man. But we'll
see. I guess we're really sticking to our brands, which way Western Vampire?
Okay, all right, so I have D six was five and D
ten was eight? Okay, ahead, three, How are we going to
land on when we just? If not? If so, then we'll do
No, you've already done this one. He's finished a turning persona. Okay,
cool, So no, this is this is cool. Twenty nine B
you disguise yourself with an entirely new persona, take an old memory and modify
it to make a contemporary and blant create a scale based on blending in.
So, hey, look at this, you're building on something. Okay,
So after this goes south with mister Marshall, you have to sort of uh
start over, start over again. So are you leaving Chicago or are you
just like read. You know, Chicago is a big city even back then,
so you could stay here, or we can just say screw it and
go west. I know I just said that. I Well, it's what
what happens with I guess mister Marshall becomes a vampire. He's a vampire now
too, and he'll he'll come up if the prompt says he does. We
don't need to worry about him. Okay, all right, so he's just
a vampire and we'll leave. We'll leave it there, well, disguise ourselves
with an entirely new persona. M hmmmmmmmm. Well okay, first things first,
let's look at the memories and see which one could be we could modify
to make contemporary plan. I really love I love I love the word bland.
That's that's very super boring for what we need here. So you could
alter your first memory and just like make it very boring home life with all
the dates changed. You could alter shame. I guess you could alter the
one of like being unholy. It's like I went to church, I knew
a lady named Manon. I did not have any religious trauma. Yeah,
okay, yeah, I feel like I it's I feel like if we are
trying to make ourselves like contemporary and bland, we either need to get rid
of unholy or shame. Okay, yeah, either one could be fun to
just rewrite. Oh yeah, because shame was when we were we joined the
army or pretended to be like a soldier. That was like Freddy's cover for
a minute, I have to kill Skipper and fleet to Normandy. So shame
or unholy things? Which would you prefer? I'm sorry, I remember thinking
it. You know what, I'm gonna roll perfect? Yeah, as you
said before, the two face. Yeah, the the Harvey Dents school of
role play that we ascribed to here. Okay, all right, I rolled
one, so we'll get rid of shame. Okay, cool. So let's
let's alter this. Let's doctor these documents in real time. Okay. So
the first the experience, I'm timed on the speed of my precision of embroidered.
I did not perform up to standard, and I blot all over the
material. Let's just say I a embroidered. Yes. Now, audience,
let us imagine reviewing the montage of these memories and we're seeing we're seeing this
memory of her bleeding Oliver beautiful fabrics. You know. The screen flashes into
white and we see a new memory of her embroidering happily with women of a
similar age in class. Everybody is laughing. Everyone had a great time,
all right. The next one is the experience for a exposed in an obvious
way when you add to yourself as a vampire. You fleet with your pals
Skipper to Normandy. That could just be I moved to Normandy after its time.
Yes, I meet a very handsome man named Skipper. Or are we
getting rid of Skipper? Oh he's dead, sir. Okay, all right,
yeah, so we're just fllling to Normandy. Okay, experience Count von
Gatorade. We forgot him anyways, turns my friend again. Me uh uh
yep. I just decide, wow, Normandy's boring. Time to go to
Paris. I go to Paris. I have I have you know, such
wonderful dreams about the beautiful city of Paris, and decide time to go.
Well, if you're making like some some cutout poetry here, yes, I
flee to Paris. There you go. That's all you need to know.
Great, Okay, so you have a new skill to do with blending in,
So what's your new blending in skill? Okay, I kind of want
to make it something, and my my instinct was like accents, Sure I
have an American accent now because she is official originally from England. But I
kind of want to do something dumb, not like too dumb, but like
sure, well, I mean the guy who turned to his name Gatorade,
so we got a pretty high bar. Yeah, well it's it's part of
me wants to make it like because we're in Chicago, so Friday wants to
make it like drinking like or like or like bartending or something like that,
like you you were al Capone the whole time, or like yeah, or
it's uh you know this this yeah, or like the skill is making friends
at are at at bars or I don't know, something something like that,
or like like being like your skill social drinker straight like straight up. I
kind of want like goeta. Yeah, yeah, skill is social drinker.
That's what I want to make. Yeah, you're a real bar fly.
Everyone everyone loves when this person comes in. And what's your new name to
go with your new persona? How we have to change it again? Yeah?
Yeah, I assume that the whole new, whole, new view.
Yeah, so what is disguising yourself mean? Do we just get new clothes
or great? Great question. I think you definitely do need to consider how
you look because of your facial situation, uh like the scarring therein. But
yeah, I probably need a new name too. Oh yeah, God,
if this were a little bit more like in the future, I'd say the
skill would be makeup influencer. Sure we haven't quite adapted to that yet.
Yeah yeah, or like cosplayer. Oh my god, uh you're the first
one. M h yeah. Or maybe yeah, maybe I should make this
skill like makeup or something, but discover to discover all the scars. But
uh, I do know, I want to leave it what it is.
Yeah, so we disguise ourselves as a new person. I think we just
uh yeah, get ourselves a nice little Chicago apartment and Wrigleyville, and our
new name was really feel built hold nineteen fourteen. Oh yeah, it's up,
it's here right there. Nice. Oh yeah, what if she started
playing baseball? Man? What if that was the skill? Just kidding,
I'm already I've already decided. Okay, her new name is Sharna Hilpern.
Just kidding. Great, finally the truth come out. Okay, that's a
Chicago improv joke for this not in the know. We'll keep it, We'll
keep it sharp, We'll change it to Mollie. I have a friend named
Molly Sharp, so she's in the game. Shout out to you, Molly
Great. Well, okay, Molly Sharp, welcome to Chicago. Yeah,
and since you weren't Molly Sharp before? Yeah? Okay, And where do
we put this memory? Could we add it to the memory nine or do
we have to get rid of we could? I think that makes sense.
I think that works. Since we're in Chicago, it'll be the Chicago era.
Lump all those together. Yeah, to be just fine. There's room
in there for one more memory before someone else has to forget something. Okay,
all right, wow, I think all right? Congratulations. Yeah,
So where can people find you online? Oh? Boy? Can you?
My socials are shrimp cone like a rom cone with a sh on it and
acquire m com because and other than that, I don't have like too much
going on right now. I do have sketch improv team if you want to
watch some of our videos. Funnily enough, our team is called It's her
or Shit. If you if you desire. It was one of those things
where we had a list of names and that one had available handles on Instagram,
TikTok, and YouTube. So that's a list. So yeah, you
can follow Shitzer on Instagram and YouTube and TikTok and follow Freddie Papou on TikTok
and yeah, that's about it. Thanks for listening to me. Try and
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I'm so sorry. Oh that's your cat. Yeah, he just jumped
and destroyed my back. I'm so sorry. That's okay, I'm sorry for
you. This is my first time recording with a cat, so this is
a new that hurt really fucking bad. I'm so sorry that cut this out. Ye worries