This is a downbeat on ninety seven to one, the Freak Happy Valentine's to
Day Metroplex. We have had a lot of fun today, including the singing
boxes of chocolate an hour ago. We'll post those up. After the show
told you about coyote attacks in Arlington. Danny had a myriad of stories in
Dinghy's Morning News, the Jerry Jones lawsuit, some MAVs stuff, mav spurs
Tonight here on ninety seven won the Freak. Do not miss that pregame with
Kevin Gray the Great KG. Also touch a little Scarlett Johansson movie Featherwood that's
gonna come out in the story of a plain O East High School student who
was an informant involved at the Arian Brotherhood of Texas Wild Story. We did
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right now, Mike, it's time for the good good Yeah, Mojo Dojo,
we do you see this semi regularly. Haven't done it in hell four
months? Yeah, I kind of the bottom line is what we do from
sixteen every mornings. Want to help, want to help you, be informed,
have a laugh, have a good time. And that's what we do
in the Mojo Dojo. We don't help everyone, though, we specifically help
the ladies. Uh. Time now for the ladies to ask us questions.
They've submitted many anonymous questions to three cool dudes, Kevin, Danny, and
Me. Yeah. Kevin's in his thirties, something of my forties, Dannies
and in his fifties, a wide swath of knowledge, wisdom, experience.
Oh yeah, and there's stuff that sometimes you don't want to ask your husband
or your boyfriend right or your kid. And we've been through all this and
that's why we're here. You can still ask two on four seven one.
I'm looking at the text. There's a lot of laughing emoji's, a lot
of joy we're spreading. But if you want to incorporate more questions, you
can feel free to do so right there, and it's time for the mojo
Dojo. I don't know if there's an album there. It is, Thank
you Kevin, the Live Day Evadnsday. It's happening today. Thank Kevin.
Ask your questions, getting your pants and that's what you're going to do.
Listen to the devil. Tell your friends, that's what you gotta do.
Keep going second verse. So why I'll have us read the questions. We
have a lovely lady that works with us each and every morning. We're lucky
to have her. Her name is JJ Jackson. HIJJ Hey boys head Valentine's
Day, Thank you so much. Happy Valentine's did to you? If we
didn't work so damn early. I thought about this last night. I would
have picked up flowers, not only for JJ. I would have had aim
on Christina's desk, maybe some of the sales department. I almost went to
the damn grocery store at like nine thirty last night. And then I'm like,
all right, if I buy a bunch of flowers and I put it
in my car, do they wilt? Do they survive? Then I don't
even know so that I just blew it all off and came to word.
Those are some of the trials of being a comedy first responder. You gotta
put comedy before some other things you'd like before love, before love, your
own love before your own heart, put the hearts of others. So happy
Valentine's Day, JJ, thank you. I'm glad that you somewhat thought of
me. I was looking. I was looking for the credit without actually providing
any action whatsoever. Yeah, oh, I appreciate the thought. And Jimmy
sa I want you to know that I didn't want to think about flowers.
Really, yeah, I didn't want to think about it. There you go.
That's the the young thirty something, the young buffet versus the experience.
Flower still works. Guys, Thank you really, Riley. I know we
will talk some flowers. We have a bunch of questions, but we do
like to kick off the mojo dojo with JJ herself asking a question anything that's
on your mind. So as far us, ladies, we love days like
this because this is about us. It is and I feel like guys are
always like, baby, today's your day, It's all about you. We're
you gonna do whatever you want, you know, spend as much money as
you want, but be for real, y'all have a limit, don't y'all
when it comes to spending odd money. Yeah, our presence when you you
know, going out for Valentine's Day, even though you tell her, babe,
money's money's no no limit here, do we have a limit? Yeah?
Yeah, And I think that if you're going out with someone that you
know well enough to celebrate Valentine's Day and do something for her, she has
a probably a pretty good idea of what that limit is and is not going
to be ridiculous and abuse it. She knows how much money you probably make,
she knows what you can afford, she knows what you're willing to spend,
what you're capable of spend. I can't imagine, you know, taking
a gal out that you know well enough to do that with her and her
asking to go to a restaurant that's going to cost you two grand when you
leave. Yeah. Yeah, So like she's not huge on big traditional type
things, but it is. You always know you're talking about your fiance,
Yes, you always know it's expected to do something. But we went ahead
a next dinner, a couple of weeks ago, you know, and that's
good. And then tonight, I mean, we're on the MAVs game because
I wanted to go to the MAVs game tonight. I wanted to see Wimby,
So I you want tickets a long, But that's a good Valentine's Day,
and we'll go eat at one of our favorite spots, you know,
when she gets off work. But a limit. Yeah, definitely, I
wouldn't go overboard on Valentine's Day compared to any other surprise day where I might
have done something out of the ordinary because I'm a man, a real man
with love burning. You'll elevate what you'll elevate what you're willing to spend on
a day like this. But yeah, for sure, you're hopefully you're gonna
choose a reasonable woman to be with. It's not gonna abuse that right if
someone cares that much about the actual numbers spent, bad sign, bad red
flag. But it's also how long you've been together and how what life's normally
like. I mean, I honestly have I didn't and Christiana knows I didn't
buy anything for today. Then that might be the dude who's like this is
a dumb Hallmark holiday. So I'm not going to fuel the machine. But
we're gonna go to dinner tonight somewhere and have a nice night. You can
you guys can go eat kangaroo burgers. Yeah, maybe we will. I
might go one might have kangaroo for for Valentine's Day, the Hopin Hoppin Holiday.
To evolve that topic from six am. Yeah, hold on if you
missed it, it's available on the iHeartRadio. But I'll say this to a
little horn too. I mean, almost once a month, I will,
you know, she has her own place, and I play with her dog
and we have dog stuff, and I'll go to her house and I'll bring
flowers and like kind of set them up at her house so she comes home
to them. So it's not I don't do nice things that I think will
make her smile. And I think they're more impactful when they're out of nowhere
versus oh my god, today, gee thanks flowers. It's all just kind
of routine. Yeah. I want to get some questions, but I think
you're onto something that Valentine's Day for a lot of dudes is basically, let
me make up for being a shlub for the other three hundred and sixty four
days leading up to this, because there's guys that just don't do anything.
It sounds like sroy is like once a month I do, I'll do it,
But on Valentine's Day, I mean, come on, because you know
what, being in love with Mike Soroy, every day's Valentine you know what.
Coming to work every day feels like Valentine's Day, Like you gives me
pals. I like that. Cav y'all have Valentine's Day and y'all have thong
exchange parties or whatever. I think that's what after that exchange party, supply
your fantastical mind with material. That's what you just did. Oh all right?
Questions from the anonymous ladies. Yes, we're gonna keep it on,
Like what do you guys like to do for Valentine's They do for for a
present? Going out to eat or just sex or is it all about Valentine's
that you don't expect or want anything from your significant other, which I think
some of you guys kind of yeah. No, is the question what do
we want? Yeah kind of No, it's what we want. Yeah,
And we're a little different because we have to wake up at four in the
morning, so and it's a work night. So like us specifically this year,
you know, or lately it is a little bit different, but generally,
and I don't know you. I know, Danny's the same. You
guys are both the same. I don't want anything, I don't need anything.
I want nice. I'm a nice person to laugh and hang out with.
And yes, we're gonna go to dinner tonight, but we went to
dinner the last two nights. I have nothing in my house to eat right
now. I want to go shopping. So we're gonna go to pretty a
nice dinner. And I think it'll be a little different tonight. I'll do
less like in my office work, you know, and we'll spend a little
more time together, just because it's dress up. You're a nice little fit
on me. No, nice little jacket, yeah, no jeans, not
jacket, yeah, yeah, nice nice, it's cool outside. A nice
blazer. I'm not putting on a blazer tonight. But a collie shirt.
No, probably a hoodie. He's the hoodie. But it's a nice hooie
because it's Travis Matt. Yeah, it's a cloud hoodie. Chris Pratt endorses
this product, does he really, Valentine? I think it is, you
know, predominantly about the lady, and I want her to I just don't
want to mail it in if I've got you know, if I happen to
have a girlfriend right now, I wouldn't want to just mail it in and
do here's some flowers, here's a box of candy. Maybe do something a
little creative, a little outside of the box. But also I want her
to be happy. I wander to enjoy it, be surprised, be impressed.
I don't mind getting flowers, dude, No, not at all.
I think flowers are awesome. I like having flowers in my house. It
just looks cool, it smells good. I love having like live plants or
fresh cut flowers. It looks it makes the house feel I don't know,
homely or almost every time I go to eat sea no matter the time,
hear, I'll buy flowers and just put them in my middle table. Yeah,
but I think more practical and long living is plant. So get if
you're getting your dude something plant, I think get them a plant, A
nice plant, maybe a flowering plant or a cactus. Sure, Okay,
what do you call those cacti, succulents, succulents, thank you, thank
you. Going to dinner before the game. Yeah, we're gonna hit dinner
before the game. But yeah, for me, I'm not really much of
a romantic either. And I also don't like to fall into the traps of
America where they hit you with these like big corporate holidays where they want you
to go spend money. So for me, I'm trying to reverse the tide
a little bit. So I'm like, I don't need anything at all ever
like that. But yeah, Danny's right, you can't mail it in because
it'll be it'll get held against you at some point too. And you know
it, Yeah, absolutely know it. She got to do your job and
I love doing that. And I think sometimes because of the way I am,
she's not expecting anything. And that's pretty good too. So that just
oh like even like when I proposed her, she was like, I din't
know you were romantic. I must I'm not. I just thought a lot
about this, you know. I think the thought that goes into something is
more valuable than the actual something. Like me and Malcolm today will go get
something for his mom from him. M Yeah, it's cute. Yeah,
and he'll it'll probably be if he's picking, it'll be a box of hot
wheels. Yeah, or a car wash stamp card. She has to go
ten times in the next six months to get the free carf get the for
you, mommy, let's go today, all right? Well, keep it
on like sex. Yeah. How long should a typical mail last once the
actual act has begun? That's one of the million dollar quick prescriptions without the
aid of prescriptions. If you can last the link of a shot clock,
pretty good? Excuse me? Twenty four seconds? College pro? Yeah,
college are pro way. I don't think that's good. That's a great question.
I think they reduced the college one from thirty five to thirty so yes,
college, I will say twenty four. In the NBA, yeah,
I think. I don't know. Obviously, it depends on almost an infinite
number of things. But I think times times may vary because sometimes sometimes the
shot clock is in play, yeah, and sometimes the whole basketball game is
in play. Yeah. Sometimes there you look down on the floor and see
three or four empty bottles of wine, and you might be going all night,
yeah, for real, like a Lethario. But then sometimes and somebody
you think this is a long one and then oh oh oh yeah, parties,
parties over and sometimes look and I can't speak for women, but I
have heard them say they don't want the dude that the dude that thinks he
needs to go for an hour. Yeah, they don't want that. For
the most part, there was the most shocking, but it's also probably time
and place and situation for ladies as well. Maybe there's certain circumstances where they
want that for an hour. There was the most shocking collar yesterday on the
Ben and Skin Show. I don't know if you guys heard Kevin from Bonhomandled.
I heard right when it ended and they were still like reeling from the
call, but I didn't hear the actual call. I mean, it's so
wild because he talked about how he's five to four, she's five eight.
He uh every other day and it's about a thirty five minute session. But
he also said she not only he's taller than him, but like way bigger
than him. And then he was like, but she's lost twenty pounds though,
and Skin goes, oh, no, man, you don't want that
feed or some cake, and he goes, well, she can't, she's
diabetic. And it was just the most awkward gall twist and turn and it
was insane. And the guy was clearly driving an eighteen wheeler. While doing
all I was able to see over the steering wheel. He said it was
an air chair, you know, Oh, of course it was. There's
one study five hundred couples actually had a stopwatch at the moment of things beginning
to the moment of them triumphantly ending. I want to guess, uh,
Okay, well, there's a big there's a big duration of time, and
then there's an average. I would say the average is between five and seven
minutes. The averag ridge for traditional sex was three to seven minutes, so
you're absolutely right. And report reported durations range from thirty three seconds to forty
four minutes. Let's go and dude, yeah, I mean you just never
know, man. Yeah, someone on the take said eleven minutes. Okay,
so yeah, I know. There was a TikTok video or like a
thing going around where the boyfriends are making the girlfriends like actually they're in the
position, and it was clocking them in time, and I was like,
yeah, this isn't easy, is it. Yeah, Yeah, there's some
funny how I was like there's some athletic feats that deserve hat tips mostly awarded
to the ladies. Yes, you know, yeah, so good job out
there. Happy Valentine's Day girls, pump, I guess is there any yeah
are funny? Is there anything that you guys won't do on Valentine's Day?
I'm not talking about sex wives. I'm just talking about uh general, I
mean, yeah, i'd say, I'm I mean, I don't know.
Is there anything you won't do in life? I won't kill anyone? Right,
you know? I won't kill for you. I don't know. I
mean, would you go see like a a romantic movie? Sure? Yeah,
yeah, cheesy film or something? Absolutely any day. I'm not gonna
protest if it's something like that, yeah yeah. But if she wants me
to murder an ex, yeah, I'm probably gonna drawn. Yeah, we
need to go for love. We'll kill bill here then? Yeah? How
man? It's nice to do things that the other person wants to do and
you can tell they genuinely want to do it, and you doing it would
make them feel good. I mean that makes both people feel good. I
feel that a lot because I feel like our relationship is predominant, it's centered
around a lot of my lifestyle, which is not right, but it's how
it kind of is. And I don't know. Yeah, so yeah,
No, there's nothing I wouldn't do besides kill. I wouldn't kill. You
wouldn't kill for love? No makes a great movie. People deserve a chance
to live what they do. You got another one. When you're thinking,
hey, I want to kill that, You'll learn when your MIC's on and
and Kevin's talking. Sometimes you just got to jump in there and go and
save from themself. Danny, you have a lot of uh admirers. Really,
I just to say, yeah, some dude ladies want to know what
you have planned for tonight for Valentine's Are you spinning it with any baby?
No? No, Like I said, get uh pick up the baby.
We're gonna go get his mom a little gifty and then uh, I'll have
the evening free. I'll try to be in bed after the MAVs game,
and I'll watch the MAVs game streaming it on some pirated ass website, and
my only connection to a woman will be whatever pop up ad comes up.
Yeah, some girl want me to subscribe to her feed. I hope it's
better than what you had time that picture. You said, well, yeah,
it was horrible. I changed streaming or fake or illegal streaming services.
There. The talent is is vastly improved. In the pop up windows are
much less, but you're dropping Malcolm off by five. You said, yeah,
run four thirty five, So at four thirty you're free this evening,
I am until the MAVs tip off, ladies. I want to watch some
British crime right now, like right now, we have nothing, right,
come over and watch Shetland knock a couple of hold out your hand. There's
nothing, but we could so easily create something tonight, Danny, and then
in your hands you'd be holding something with someone else. I'm pretty secure with
with the zero mikey okay security. It's creating something out of nothing. Love,
it's waiting, let's think about it. Love texting Danny Dingo, play
a love track some Marvin Galen. I got seven minutes to me. Yeah,
knock that out before, knock that out before Wimby for Wimby takes the
tip. Wimby's in town. Ten blocks, last game block triple double with
blocks, Gaffer Wimby matchup, Come on, wrap this up? You got
one more No they're just coming on the text trap for Danny earlier. You're
dating, but I mean you pretty much, Danny. You're hot match.
Danny is single ready to meet hot bag. I am single, ready for
Pringles. Yay, there you go. I'll spend it with you, Danny.
Look, I don't want to sound like a jerk, but sending pictures
would probably help facilitate this, all right, I have to say it.
Yeah, you know what. You don't have to do that, ladies,
because I don't judge a book by its cover. Okay, I guess.
Then Danny says yes to ninety seven to two, and he'll go ahead and
drive out to you. Wait, nine seven that's too far. That's too
far. You need to live basically off of Ferguson Road, somewhere right the
street. Yes, can I walk there? Okay, so I don't.
I don't want you to know what what my license plate number is? Right,
all right? Sometimes you gotta trial. You do well? Boys,
you'll answered all the Valentine's questions, all right? You think we help we
help people. I think y'all. Did I think guys got some good answers?
Ladies know what to expect. Just be chill. We shall be cool.
If you wants to do something you don't want to do, you know
what, step outside of yourself and just show up. That's just life.
Just show up, keep showing up. The best ability is availability. Guys,
come and get the fire. D get the fire. Thank you,
JJ, thank you all the ladies. So many questions. Always fun helping.
It's fun to help. Coming up next, Kevin, we're doing a
hot mop and what else? Well, yes, there was another hot air
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