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This is a downbeat on ninety seven
to one, the Freak Happy Valentine's to

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Day Metroplex. We have had a
lot of fun today, including the singing

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boxes of chocolate an hour ago.
We'll post those up. After the show

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told you about coyote attacks in Arlington. Danny had a myriad of stories in

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Dinghy's Morning News, the Jerry Jones
lawsuit, some MAVs stuff, mav spurs

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Tonight here on ninety seven won the
Freak. Do not miss that pregame with

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Kevin Gray the Great KG. Also
touch a little Scarlett Johansson movie Featherwood that's

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gonna come out in the story of
a plain O East High School student who

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was an informant involved at the Arian
Brotherhood of Texas Wild Story. We did

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that at six point thirty miss anything. We podcast every single segment after the

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show and thirty minutes we'll check out
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You've left a lot. That's the
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know we like it. It's good. We'll throw it on the ear and

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you goin to help us fact check
and clean up the show. And yeah,

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man, you guys are usually pretty
funny. So add all that in

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right now, Mike, it's time
for the good good Yeah, Mojo Dojo,

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we do you see this semi regularly. Haven't done it in hell four

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months? Yeah, I kind of
the bottom line is what we do from

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sixteen every mornings. Want to help, want to help you, be informed,

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have a laugh, have a good
time. And that's what we do

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in the Mojo Dojo. We don't
help everyone, though, we specifically help

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the ladies. Uh. Time now
for the ladies to ask us questions.

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They've submitted many anonymous questions to three
cool dudes, Kevin, Danny, and

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Me. Yeah. Kevin's in his
thirties, something of my forties, Dannies

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and in his fifties, a wide
swath of knowledge, wisdom, experience.

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Oh yeah, and there's stuff that
sometimes you don't want to ask your husband

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or your boyfriend right or your kid. And we've been through all this and

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that's why we're here. You can
still ask two on four seven one.

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I'm looking at the text. There's
a lot of laughing emoji's, a lot

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of joy we're spreading. But if
you want to incorporate more questions, you

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can feel free to do so right
there, and it's time for the mojo

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Dojo. I don't know if there's
an album there. It is, Thank

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you Kevin, the Live Day Evadnsday. It's happening today. Thank Kevin.

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Ask your questions, getting your pants
and that's what you're going to do.

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Listen to the devil. Tell your
friends, that's what you gotta do.

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Keep going second verse. So why
I'll have us read the questions. We

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have a lovely lady that works with
us each and every morning. We're lucky

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to have her. Her name is
JJ Jackson. HIJJ Hey boys head Valentine's

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Day, Thank you so much.
Happy Valentine's did to you? If we

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didn't work so damn early. I
thought about this last night. I would

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have picked up flowers, not only
for JJ. I would have had aim

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on Christina's desk, maybe some of
the sales department. I almost went to

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the damn grocery store at like nine
thirty last night. And then I'm like,

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all right, if I buy a
bunch of flowers and I put it

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in my car, do they wilt? Do they survive? Then I don't

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even know so that I just blew
it all off and came to word.

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Those are some of the trials of
being a comedy first responder. You gotta

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put comedy before some other things you'd
like before love, before love, your

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own love before your own heart,
put the hearts of others. So happy

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Valentine's Day, JJ, thank you. I'm glad that you somewhat thought of

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me. I was looking. I
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any action whatsoever. Yeah, oh, I appreciate the thought. And Jimmy

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sa I want you to know that
I didn't want to think about flowers.

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Really, yeah, I didn't want
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That's the the young thirty something,
the young buffet versus the experience.

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Flower still works. Guys, Thank
you really, Riley. I know we

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will talk some flowers. We have
a bunch of questions, but we do

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like to kick off the mojo dojo
with JJ herself asking a question anything that's

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on your mind. So as far
us, ladies, we love days like

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this because this is about us.
It is and I feel like guys are

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always like, baby, today's your
day, It's all about you. We're

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you gonna do whatever you want,
you know, spend as much money as

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you want, but be for real, y'all have a limit, don't y'all

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when it comes to spending odd money. Yeah, our presence when you you

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know, going out for Valentine's Day, even though you tell her, babe,

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money's money's no no limit here,
do we have a limit? Yeah?

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Yeah, And I think that if
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know well enough to celebrate Valentine's Day
and do something for her, she has

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a probably a pretty good idea of
what that limit is and is not going

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to be ridiculous and abuse it.
She knows how much money you probably make,

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she knows what you can afford,
she knows what you're willing to spend,

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what you're capable of spend. I
can't imagine, you know, taking

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a gal out that you know well
enough to do that with her and her

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asking to go to a restaurant that's
going to cost you two grand when you

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leave. Yeah. Yeah, So
like she's not huge on big traditional type

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things, but it is. You
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Yes, you always know it's expected
to do something. But we went ahead

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a next dinner, a couple of
weeks ago, you know, and that's

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good. And then tonight, I
mean, we're on the MAVs game because

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I wanted to go to the MAVs
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So I you want tickets a long, But that's a good Valentine's Day,

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and we'll go eat at one of
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when she gets off work. But
a limit. Yeah, definitely, I

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wouldn't go overboard on Valentine's Day compared
to any other surprise day where I might

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have done something out of the ordinary
because I'm a man, a real man

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with love burning. You'll elevate what
you'll elevate what you're willing to spend on

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a day like this. But yeah, for sure, you're hopefully you're gonna

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choose a reasonable woman to be with. It's not gonna abuse that right if

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someone cares that much about the actual
numbers spent, bad sign, bad red

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flag. But it's also how long
you've been together and how what life's normally

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like. I mean, I honestly
have I didn't and Christiana knows I didn't

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buy anything for today. Then that
might be the dude who's like this is

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a dumb Hallmark holiday. So I'm
not going to fuel the machine. But

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we're gonna go to dinner tonight somewhere
and have a nice night. You can

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you guys can go eat kangaroo burgers. Yeah, maybe we will. I

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might go one might have kangaroo for
for Valentine's Day, the Hopin Hoppin Holiday.

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To evolve that topic from six am. Yeah, hold on if you

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missed it, it's available on the
iHeartRadio. But I'll say this to a

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little horn too. I mean,
almost once a month, I will,

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you know, she has her own
place, and I play with her dog

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and we have dog stuff, and
I'll go to her house and I'll bring

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flowers and like kind of set them
up at her house so she comes home

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to them. So it's not I
don't do nice things that I think will

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make her smile. And I think
they're more impactful when they're out of nowhere

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versus oh my god, today,
gee thanks flowers. It's all just kind

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of routine. Yeah. I want
to get some questions, but I think

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you're onto something that Valentine's Day for
a lot of dudes is basically, let

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me make up for being a shlub
for the other three hundred and sixty four

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days leading up to this, because
there's guys that just don't do anything.

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It sounds like sroy is like once
a month I do, I'll do it,

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But on Valentine's Day, I mean, come on, because you know

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what, being in love with Mike
Soroy, every day's Valentine you know what.

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Coming to work every day feels like
Valentine's Day, Like you gives me

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pals. I like that. Cav
y'all have Valentine's Day and y'all have thong

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exchange parties or whatever. I think
that's what after that exchange party, supply

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your fantastical mind with material. That's
what you just did. Oh all right?

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Questions from the anonymous ladies. Yes, we're gonna keep it on,

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Like what do you guys like to
do for Valentine's They do for for a

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present? Going out to eat or
just sex or is it all about Valentine's

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that you don't expect or want anything
from your significant other, which I think

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some of you guys kind of yeah. No, is the question what do

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we want? Yeah kind of No, it's what we want. Yeah,

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And we're a little different because we
have to wake up at four in the

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morning, so and it's a work
night. So like us specifically this year,

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you know, or lately it is
a little bit different, but generally,

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and I don't know you. I
know, Danny's the same. You

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guys are both the same. I
don't want anything, I don't need anything.

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I want nice. I'm a nice
person to laugh and hang out with.

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And yes, we're gonna go to
dinner tonight, but we went to

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dinner the last two nights. I
have nothing in my house to eat right

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now. I want to go shopping. So we're gonna go to pretty a

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nice dinner. And I think it'll
be a little different tonight. I'll do

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less like in my office work,
you know, and we'll spend a little

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more time together, just because it's
dress up. You're a nice little fit

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on me. No, nice little
jacket, yeah, no jeans, not

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jacket, yeah, yeah, nice
nice, it's cool outside. A nice

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blazer. I'm not putting on a
blazer tonight. But a collie shirt.

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No, probably a hoodie. He's
the hoodie. But it's a nice hooie

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because it's Travis Matt. Yeah,
it's a cloud hoodie. Chris Pratt endorses

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this product, does he really,
Valentine? I think it is, you

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know, predominantly about the lady,
and I want her to I just don't

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want to mail it in if I've
got you know, if I happen to

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have a girlfriend right now, I
wouldn't want to just mail it in and

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do here's some flowers, here's a
box of candy. Maybe do something a

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little creative, a little outside of
the box. But also I want her

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to be happy. I wander to
enjoy it, be surprised, be impressed.

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I don't mind getting flowers, dude, No, not at all.

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I think flowers are awesome. I
like having flowers in my house. It

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just looks cool, it smells good. I love having like live plants or

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fresh cut flowers. It looks it
makes the house feel I don't know,

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homely or almost every time I go
to eat sea no matter the time,

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hear, I'll buy flowers and just
put them in my middle table. Yeah,

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but I think more practical and long
living is plant. So get if

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you're getting your dude something plant,
I think get them a plant, A

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nice plant, maybe a flowering plant
or a cactus. Sure, Okay,

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what do you call those cacti,
succulents, succulents, thank you, thank

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you. Going to dinner before the
game. Yeah, we're gonna hit dinner

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before the game. But yeah,
for me, I'm not really much of

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a romantic either. And I also
don't like to fall into the traps of

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America where they hit you with these
like big corporate holidays where they want you

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to go spend money. So for
me, I'm trying to reverse the tide

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a little bit. So I'm like, I don't need anything at all ever

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like that. But yeah, Danny's
right, you can't mail it in because

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it'll be it'll get held against you
at some point too. And you know

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it, Yeah, absolutely know it. She got to do your job and

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I love doing that. And I
think sometimes because of the way I am,

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she's not expecting anything. And that's
pretty good too. So that just

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oh like even like when I proposed
her, she was like, I din't

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know you were romantic. I must
I'm not. I just thought a lot

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about this, you know. I
think the thought that goes into something is

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more valuable than the actual something.
Like me and Malcolm today will go get

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something for his mom from him.
M Yeah, it's cute. Yeah,

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and he'll it'll probably be if he's
picking, it'll be a box of hot

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wheels. Yeah, or a car
wash stamp card. She has to go

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ten times in the next six months
to get the free carf get the for

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you, mommy, let's go today, all right? Well, keep it

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on like sex. Yeah. How
long should a typical mail last once the

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actual act has begun? That's one
of the million dollar quick prescriptions without the

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aid of prescriptions. If you can
last the link of a shot clock,

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pretty good? Excuse me? Twenty
four seconds? College pro? Yeah,

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college are pro way. I don't
think that's good. That's a great question.

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I think they reduced the college one
from thirty five to thirty so yes,

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college, I will say twenty four. In the NBA, yeah,

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I think. I don't know.
Obviously, it depends on almost an infinite

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number of things. But I think
times times may vary because sometimes sometimes the

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shot clock is in play, yeah, and sometimes the whole basketball game is

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in play. Yeah. Sometimes there
you look down on the floor and see

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three or four empty bottles of wine, and you might be going all night,

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yeah, for real, like a
Lethario. But then sometimes and somebody

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you think this is a long one
and then oh oh oh yeah, parties,

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parties over and sometimes look and I
can't speak for women, but I

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have heard them say they don't want
the dude that the dude that thinks he

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needs to go for an hour.
Yeah, they don't want that. For

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the most part, there was the
most shocking, but it's also probably time

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and place and situation for ladies as
well. Maybe there's certain circumstances where they

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want that for an hour. There
was the most shocking collar yesterday on the

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Ben and Skin Show. I don't
know if you guys heard Kevin from Bonhomandled.

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I heard right when it ended and
they were still like reeling from the

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call, but I didn't hear the
actual call. I mean, it's so

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wild because he talked about how he's
five to four, she's five eight.

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He uh every other day and it's
about a thirty five minute session. But

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he also said she not only he's
taller than him, but like way bigger

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than him. And then he was
like, but she's lost twenty pounds though,

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and Skin goes, oh, no, man, you don't want that

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feed or some cake, and he
goes, well, she can't, she's

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diabetic. And it was just the
most awkward gall twist and turn and it

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was insane. And the guy was
clearly driving an eighteen wheeler. While doing

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all I was able to see over
the steering wheel. He said it was

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an air chair, you know,
Oh, of course it was. There's

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one study five hundred couples actually had
a stopwatch at the moment of things beginning

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to the moment of them triumphantly ending. I want to guess, uh,

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Okay, well, there's a big
there's a big duration of time, and

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then there's an average. I would
say the average is between five and seven

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minutes. The averag ridge for traditional
sex was three to seven minutes, so

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you're absolutely right. And report reported
durations range from thirty three seconds to forty

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four minutes. Let's go and dude, yeah, I mean you just never

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know, man. Yeah, someone
on the take said eleven minutes. Okay,

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so yeah, I know. There
was a TikTok video or like a

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thing going around where the boyfriends are
making the girlfriends like actually they're in the

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position, and it was clocking them
in time, and I was like,

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yeah, this isn't easy, is
it. Yeah, Yeah, there's some

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funny how I was like there's some
athletic feats that deserve hat tips mostly awarded

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to the ladies. Yes, you
know, yeah, so good job out

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there. Happy Valentine's Day girls,
pump, I guess is there any yeah

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are funny? Is there anything that
you guys won't do on Valentine's Day?

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I'm not talking about sex wives.
I'm just talking about uh general, I

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mean, yeah, i'd say,
I'm I mean, I don't know.

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Is there anything you won't do in
life? I won't kill anyone? Right,

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you know? I won't kill for
you. I don't know. I

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mean, would you go see like
a a romantic movie? Sure? Yeah,

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yeah, cheesy film or something?
Absolutely any day. I'm not gonna

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protest if it's something like that,
yeah yeah. But if she wants me

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to murder an ex, yeah,
I'm probably gonna drawn. Yeah, we

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need to go for love. We'll
kill bill here then? Yeah? How

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man? It's nice to do things
that the other person wants to do and

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you can tell they genuinely want to
do it, and you doing it would

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make them feel good. I mean
that makes both people feel good. I

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feel that a lot because I feel
like our relationship is predominant, it's centered

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around a lot of my lifestyle,
which is not right, but it's how

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it kind of is. And I
don't know. Yeah, so yeah,

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No, there's nothing I wouldn't do
besides kill. I wouldn't kill. You

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wouldn't kill for love? No makes
a great movie. People deserve a chance

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to live what they do. You
got another one. When you're thinking,

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hey, I want to kill that, You'll learn when your MIC's on and

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and Kevin's talking. Sometimes you just
got to jump in there and go and

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save from themself. Danny, you
have a lot of uh admirers. Really,

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I just to say, yeah,
some dude ladies want to know what

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you have planned for tonight for Valentine's
Are you spinning it with any baby?

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No? No, Like I said, get uh pick up the baby.

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We're gonna go get his mom a
little gifty and then uh, I'll have

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the evening free. I'll try to
be in bed after the MAVs game,

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and I'll watch the MAVs game streaming
it on some pirated ass website, and

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my only connection to a woman will
be whatever pop up ad comes up.

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Yeah, some girl want me to
subscribe to her feed. I hope it's

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better than what you had time that
picture. You said, well, yeah,

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it was horrible. I changed streaming
or fake or illegal streaming services.

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There. The talent is is vastly
improved. In the pop up windows are

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much less, but you're dropping Malcolm
off by five. You said, yeah,

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run four thirty five, So at
four thirty you're free this evening,

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I am until the MAVs tip off, ladies. I want to watch some

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British crime right now, like right
now, we have nothing, right,

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come over and watch Shetland knock a
couple of hold out your hand. There's

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nothing, but we could so easily
create something tonight, Danny, and then

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in your hands you'd be holding something
with someone else. I'm pretty secure with

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with the zero mikey okay security.
It's creating something out of nothing. Love,

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it's waiting, let's think about it. Love texting Danny Dingo, play

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a love track some Marvin Galen.
I got seven minutes to me. Yeah,

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knock that out before, knock that
out before Wimby for Wimby takes the

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tip. Wimby's in town. Ten
blocks, last game block triple double with

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blocks, Gaffer Wimby matchup, Come
on, wrap this up? You got

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one more No they're just coming on
the text trap for Danny earlier. You're

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dating, but I mean you pretty
much, Danny. You're hot match.

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Danny is single ready to meet hot
bag. I am single, ready for

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Pringles. Yay, there you go. I'll spend it with you, Danny.

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Look, I don't want to sound
like a jerk, but sending pictures

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would probably help facilitate this, all
right, I have to say it.

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Yeah, you know what. You
don't have to do that, ladies,

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because I don't judge a book by
its cover. Okay, I guess.

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Then Danny says yes to ninety seven
to two, and he'll go ahead and

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drive out to you. Wait,
nine seven that's too far. That's too

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far. You need to live basically
off of Ferguson Road, somewhere right the

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street. Yes, can I walk
there? Okay, so I don't.

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I don't want you to know what
what my license plate number is? Right,

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all right? Sometimes you gotta trial. You do well? Boys,

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you'll answered all the Valentine's questions,
all right? You think we help we

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help people. I think y'all.
Did I think guys got some good answers?

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Ladies know what to expect. Just
be chill. We shall be cool.

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If you wants to do something you
don't want to do, you know

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what, step outside of yourself and
just show up. That's just life.

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Just show up, keep showing up. The best ability is availability. Guys,

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come and get the fire. D
get the fire. Thank you,

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JJ, thank you all the ladies. So many questions. Always fun helping.

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It's fun to help. Coming up
next, Kevin, we're doing a

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hot mop and what else? Well, yes, there was another hot air

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balloon situation in the Metroplex. Was
really we will discuss next On ninety seven

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one, the Free