Welcome back to the epic crossover. No your role from Afar and Discount Dungeons.
Last we left off our intrepid adventurers, the Storm Guardians, faced against
a multitude of enemy shutting down rituals. We ended with a glowing beam,
Sebastian's body pinned to it as Nashi flew in the sky battling a dragon of
immense metallic size, cutting it down. Just as the beam exploded, we
opened sebastian shields shattered, body broken, laying in a crater, follows swiftly
by a grinding sound of metal into dirt as Niashi finds his way back to
the ground. Players, what are you doing? Phase running over to Sebastian's
body, just going no no, no, no, no no no no
no, no, no, no no yeah. Alden's right there with her
NamUs lion, galloping towards Sebastian. Okay, you quickly reach uh Sebashion's body.
You see the clay forge arcane enchantment is sundered into nothing. There's about
a three foot divot in the ground. You see Sebastian's body laying over this
pulsating clear white shard. It's clear crystal pulse of the light, a white
light deep with it, you can see sebastian shield arm pressed against it as
he slumped over this crystal. His body appears immaculate, but you see no
motion. I want to do a medicine check to see if he's alive.
Can I help? You? Have a vantage? Fat that's a twelve no
no with atage hand of four, nod the nozzle of his tank and president
okay, he thinks it might do something, Fae. You quickly search for
pulse, moving over Sebastian's body, swiftly checking vital signs, looking for breath.
You find nothing. What what? What? What'd you find? However,
upon your observation, you and Notch must see this weird translucent light following
what would you assume? It is the pathway of Sebastian's nerves throughout the body,
creating this very very faint glow under the skin. What is that?
I don't know. It's clear that you can see the remnants of the straps
on the arm. The shield itself is gone. Woozy comes stumbling up.
Okay, is he is Sebastian? Okay, I'm not getting a pulse on
him, but he's glowing. That that's not bodies don't glow, Woozy,
what does this mean that? Let me have a look. Can I do
an arcane orcana check? Yeah, she can to see? Okay, Oh,
a natural twenty, making it a thirty one. We broke the thirty
ceiling again, Woozy. Upon quick observation, flashes of information to hear in
your head about arcane fury, possibilities to transcendence, old research that you buried
in the back of your brain of rushes to your four and it seems Sebastian
is absorbed just the timiest amount of whatever was occurring. But you notice that
there is no life in the body. The spirit is gone and the vitality
is remained by arcade out energy below. Okay, it seems that his body
is alive, but Sebastian is not there. But that makes no sense.
What do you I don't know binding the soul bringing it back to the body.
This is beyond me. Is there anyone here among us that has something
that can help with this? I have Ravivify. I'm gonna try casting Ravivify
on Sebastian. And as you do, Sebastian's eyes snap hope and a deep
inhale of breath. Yeah, but faye, the world goes to entirely different
perspective for you. You see none of Sebastian's return means head see the pyramid
center of the island, beam shooting deep into the sky as these gigantic amorphous
creatures that appear twisted by death and thought loom across the landscape, marching into
the sea but not sinking, walking upon its surface with no issue. As
the beam collapses, sucking the pyramid in and a violent explosion appears before your
eyes, knocking you two feet away from Sebastian onto your back as you snapped
back to the present, Hey, how are you okay? What was that
Holden's picturing? She had that so raven moment that something. Did Sebastian come
back? Or is that yeah, Sebastian's alive. I just tripped balls casting
Yeah, Bastian. Mechanically speaking, you have one a level of exhaustion and
one hit point. Okay, it were Sebastian. He's alive, He's he's
his eyes are open. Sebastian. I saw the pyramid exploding with power.
This is not good. We need to hurry, We need to get to
the pyramid. Do you want to take a sip of my tanker restoration?
What happened holding hose him down? Everything hurts. I completely owe this whole
area down. I have another mechanic question. Sure, do I not have
a shield? No more? Both your magic items are destroyed, but your
ac remains unchanged, my Stone of good Luck and my spell guard shield.
Ye fols, hey, you're not dead? Like thank you? Yeah?
Boy, listening to what I said, nothing changes. It's infused in your
body. Your shield is absorbed into your fucking body. You are the shield.
That's Faye talking to Sebastian in character. You are the shield. Sebastian.
That's Megan explainingly wanted to be talking while this is happening. Woozy's gonna
pop his own supreme healing potion, So you're crunch rap supreme, my crunch
rap supreme of healing. Remember that's what four plus twenty? Yes? Correct?
Okay. At this point, Noachi walks over to the rest of the
group, just like, yes, oh yeah, did you see that ship?
I just killed that fucking dragon. Let's go, what are you guys
doing? The dragon? Noachi, listen, that was some real cool shit.
Good job buddy, you got to you got to cut that dragon's head
off. Sebastian died. I've just brought him back. Would anyone mind to
find heal my semashion? For the love of God, you're a cleric,
please heal yourself. I like you guys, first, I can heal.
How are we all feeling? Who needs healing? If anybody wants a sip
off of my tanker restauration, I got you. I'll take a ship.
Oh oh, I'll take a ship. All right, excellent, All right,
this is exactly how I imagine using this. But one person can take
a sip, which will give you three D eight plus two hit points.
Okay, and then I can also hose you all down for fifteen charges.
Wait, I only have fifteen dollar Actually know what? I can just hose
everyone down for two D eight Okay, so we all do? We all
just line up and but wait, put on these white T shirts first.
Yeah, we're just about to have a wet T shirt cut. NASA has
no idea because she's like getting really into it. Everybody line up, line
up for me, please, I'm gonna get super excited at that prospect.
Does a little wet little T shirt on her christ yep, they puts a
little T shirt on her. Let's go. Yeah, I'm down for lining
up. Imagine this has happened before. This is not uncommon within our group
of after a fight. We all all right line up, Holdings about to
do his things because Woozy's pretty rough. Sebastian's really rough. I think everybody
could use a little refresh. They can probably do their own stuff. Five
creatures that are not in debt our contracts in a circle can be affected by
it. So you can eat everyone but yourself essentially. Yeah, I mean,
I'm a I'm all about hosing down the boys. It's not about me,
all right, everybody line up? Let me down before we go to
this next pay to get up? Can you all line up a rolly?
Someone someone rolled Sebastian over here. We weekend up Bernie Sebastian. It's like
that, and I rolled I rolled a two in a fource y'all get six
hp think, so everyone linds up. Everyone gets in a small little circle
and Holding pulls out this fun basically this fire hose attached to this tank that's
miss strapped on his back since the beginning of this. He ramps it up
and you can see the galling and like pipes in it bulging as this mass
of sticky, red pulsing liquid shoots fort from it and caps and splatters across
all of the absorbing. Slowly eat your skin. I think everyone to make
strength saving verse for me. Oh twenty, baby, I love it.
That's a nineteen from me and rule the nat one. God, damn it
kills so weekend to burn it across two people. This explosion of healing fluid
knocks him prone again slips in the stick. Oh, for God's sake,
Sebastian, I died. What do you want from me? I healed you.
I want to thank you, your asshole. You're welcome. Now take
a potion. Don't be so hard on him. Fay, He's he's trying
his best. Okay, So Sebastian is currently at seven and everyone regains six.
Hey, I'm gonna use I'm gonna use another potion of healing on myself.
We don't necessarily, I didn't want to take up more airspace, which
one superior greater superior says eighty four plus eight. All right, I'm gonna
I'm gonna take one too, just for the heck of it, and then
Holden also says, oh, Sebastian, I'm sorry. I was pointed directly,
Sebastian, are you going to take a potion? I'm debating whether I
want to use a spell slot or if I want to use I feel like
a yeah, because that's going to take like an action. Yeah, I'm
doing a greater Yeah. I think you're right. All right, I am
going to use my biggest big boy potion, which I believe would be the
Supreme, so that would be the tenty four plus twenty. Yes, I'm
also gonna pop a potion and I'm just gonna just fully shotgun a Superior.
I imagine it's in a glass bottle, but I just like, crack,
crack the glass, pulled the cork and shot gun that bad boy. It's
like the Grinch, like chewing on glass. Yeah. Yeah, I'm also
going to do a superior forty four points of heating. Heck, yeah,
I'm still a bit achy. So I am also going to drink my Superiorio
Superior. Let's go. So as you guys are doing all the self healing
in one night, you can see the last beam kind of being to us
undulate it and be affected. You can see the movement of the lovely end
Bill fighting this aerial battle. You can hear screams on the island, people
injured, dying as part of all of his friends or enemies. You can
feel this great pulsive earth, this almost cankerous evils seeming into the air.
Well, it seems we must assault the pyramid. Now, let's go and
then hold it just starts running towards the south. As you say that works,
you see not Tom. You see this loud cracking sound fills the air
and makes you grit your teeth as it's so painful to listen to. As
you see the spiders, cracks extend throughout the elder's barrier around it. It's
not fully cracked yet, but it is all the way like it's not shattered.
You can see cracks everywhere. I think Umbro would speak just to Fae
real quick, just be like, are you what happened back there? Are
you okay? Because because it looks like we're the pyramids up pretty soon?
Ard okay. I saw a vision of some sort when I revivified Sebastian.
I don't know what it means, but yes, I'm ready. Are you
ready? And I think you would get the feeling from Umbra that she's very
nervous, and then she'd be like, yeah, totally, totally get let's
go. Sebastian is kind of gonna look at his hands and arms. Does
he see that glowing nervous system or did that fade away? It's still there,
However, it seemed to be growing a little fatter. Um, I
kind of wig got my fingers and look at my hands and you have full
feeling, full movement. Nothing feels off for different. Okay, could I
make some sort of religion or icon a check? You can try either.
You have to tell me which one you want to try. It's going to
determine any information you could glean. Can I do both? Remember you are
at a time crunch and you were feeling yourself and whatnot, so you can
take the time to try deep examining yourself. But with the sounds of battle
and palpable evil in the air, with this utter just kind of rumble in
the ground beneath you, because up to you, how much time do you
want to spend? The last theme is still up. It just seems to
be shaking a little bit. Since we have Luzy here and he's going to
be smarter than any arcana I can do. I'll hail Mary religion because my
arcona and religion are the same game. Thing that is a thirteen. You've
never experienced this ever, you can't recall and the stress of battle any religious
texts that references this kind of thing. While planer energies and whatnot are common
in some of the more advanced texts, Absorbing a vast amountivating a very brief
cataclysmic period of time is not something you've ever studied. Wouzy comes wandering over
and his spell book is kind of outfloating next to him, with the spectral
little dwarf ready at the ready to write, because it's most curious, most
curious, Sebastian, how do you feel? You know, it seems you
might have done something I've never even heard of, which is not a lot.
And he opens another potion because I'm I'm still hurting and I want to
get as many of these down as it came. Barney says, all right,
sorry, Woozy says, Bonnie, record this for the records. We'll
come back to it later. You see your little dwarf take out like a
separate little book at his sing with his own little quilllet start writing and you
can see the text appearing in yours. It's so cute. You. I
think Najima is in like so while she's idle like her sand is just kind
of swirling around her, and you get it. You get the sense it's
like an anxious kind of swirl and like you see like lights kind of blinking
and like star constellations and nebulae being made. As you mentioned that, Najima,
I need everyone to quickly mute their microphones for either headsets for me,
except for me, except for you. I shouldn't have told you that secret.
All right, I'm muting as our pulse in the scene, you feel
this forwards formless in your head. Oh so you fear your next stage hid
it all dirty? M and that's all you hear and feel Okay, everyone
can come back. That's exciting. Man reminds me at Roger's form King Thunder.
Yeah. As as Nashima was like you know, gonna like be like,
hey, guys, we should get going. Like she pauses for a
few seconds and like it's just kind of like like she gets a glaze look
in her eyes and then there's like I don't mean to be that person.
But we probably should get going soon. The longer we take, the more
of our brethren are falling. So what else do we need to do before
we get going? Nothing, We should go with haste. Which way you're
going towards the ritual? Towards the pyramid? Are you going to the root
you came back from? What are you doing? So you said that the
force field surrounding the pyramid is still intact, right, it seems we might
need to head to the other ritual. Noachi is already setting up the canoe
on the shore with Holden. Yeah. Holden's already run all ran all the
way to the river and he's just waiting. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
don't say that. That's He's gonna call that splitting the party, and he's
gonna get at least at the very least. We're gonna try to head.
You know, we're gonna be passing the pyramid to a certain degree, so
I you know, I would say we head towards the third ritual site and
keep an eye on the pyramid. I was going to ask as we're doing
that, could specifically Woozy make a check on the force field, try to
glean some archanic information Charlotte, thank you, natural one. As you try
to focus on that and read the arcane energy stored within the various fabrics of
magic around it, you hear a screen and then suddenly your mind just drawn
back to that reason, seeing the following people you saved, but the ones
you failed, and you hear almost distinctly in your mind this splatter and your
shattering the bone, and it disrupts any thought you had. Soon I went
away from this place the better. It's been like five minutes since I've killed
anything huge. Can we go? I think we're going. I imagine we're
saying this all were like running as we speak. I suppose my astral self
is no longer out correct. After like about a minute to two minutes into
the thing that you can feel the energy fading, and you can feel that
exhaustion of the soul setting in, and you just kind of let it drift
away and come back into your pouch, so that's not lost. You can
see the annivil beginning to drift towards you, and as you're running through the
forest, bog dense and heavy picks up, securing the way. After one
hundred two hundred, three hundred, four hundred feet to travel. You see
this shadowy, slow, whet human nish maybe five ten five seven in height,
about sixty feet in front of you, off to the one side,
kind of just meandering weirdly, weirdly. How have you ever seen someone fresh
from a funeral that's needs direction because of bereavement, like shell shocked? Yes,
okay, it's a very specific description. Yeah, Na, Can you
go and take a look at who that is? Yes? Can I do
guidance before you go? Oh? Yeah? So as you go net closer
and closer, you can see the outline more and more. You see a
ponytail, You see the fine dress, the colors of Killian. You see
him just fall to his knees, his body shaking. Everyone it's it's Killian.
And I think she runs up to him as its Killian. What happened?
And as you look, he looks up to you, his eyes a
little puffy, as if he's been fighting tears, and you see paw in
his arms. Goddard, come, I mean, who saw where that came
from? You can see PA's nose broken off to the side a little bit,
his one eye so swollen. You can see his stomach crushed, his
one leg could totally limp, as if every bone was shattered, and you
can see in his hand this little scroll, and you just see Killian just
fighting every tears, every muscle, resisting grief, the strength of the pure
mander, feeding with every second of anger and anguish, and he goes.
I thought I could save at least some of them. I tower over Killian
and just say move, and I like, I just rip puff from his
arms. He tries to react, but there's not enough speed to fight your
strength, and you just see the tear welling in his eye beginning to go
through the blood and soot around his face. Wait, wait, wait,
wait, I can I can fix this. I can fix this. Let
me it's fashion. I'm taking out a healing kit and trying to like wrap
him with bandages like obviously not working. Not obviously, I can fix this.
Please, we need to go. We can bury the dead later,
but we need to go. The pyramid is still protected. We need to
move. As you're trying to wrap him and whatnot, you can see his
body just kind of not resisting and lulling to your your very rough and powerful
motions, and you see this little scroll fall to the ground that was clutched
in his hand as if his life depended on it. Can losey pick it
up and read it. Sure, as you pick it up, you can
tie it and roll it. And it says for Niwatche. He immediately closes
it as soon as he reads that, and and he says, Noachi,
this is uh this was ut him. Oh god, all right, I'll
take the letter and read it. Yeah. Najma sits down and like start
swirling sand around her and like humming slightly. As you unroll it, Nawache,
you see it's for you, And it says I always wanted you to
have this since you love them so much. Keep the memory going. And
it is the recipe for the dragonfire sauce in his special way of deep frying
the chicken tendees that you love all the time. Oh god, okay,
yeah, there's I think no even noachi Is can't hold back tears at this
point. And this the saddest moment yet. I crumple it up and throw
it on the ground and I grab by the collar and I just say,
I don't need this, Pa, I don't need this. As you kind
of rowfully pull the collar, his head just lulls to the size as you
don't tend to shake him, but just the raged anger that he feel inherently
vibrates through his body. You can keep making these pa I told you not
to die. I told you I'd kill you if you died. And then
I think Noachi just like loses it. Sebastian wants to reach out and touch
Noachi's shoulder. I probably am startled a bit, but I see that it's
you and calm down a little. I can fix this. Not now,
it would take too long, but if we take him somewhere safe, and
when this is all over, I can fix this. I would, I
guess, turn back to Killian and just say, I know you're my boss
or whatever, but I'm giving you a mission. You keep his body safe.
You can see a Killian's head hung low and he takes them. There's
just bitten, too much death, too many lives later, it did's feet.
Woozy walks up to him and like grabs his collar. He looks at
you. You can you can just see the puffiness, the wetness of his
eyes, another life taken because of him, his voice cracking, that controlled
measure that Killian is known for fading and breaking in this movement as he just
surveys the damage done to all of you, the pain and land, the
screams in the air. I thought I could, I thought I could do
what was right. Boozy like abruptly turns away from Killian, putting his back
to him, and he turns to everyone else and he says, who are
high? Killian? Killian? Killian? You hear that. It's not Din,
It's not anyone else here. It's you. You are the leader.
You can see the result build back into him and begins this stand Din his
voice, the anger edging into it, beyond his control. We'll pay for
this, save him for me, And as he says that word, the
anger punct wit. You hear this explosion and you can look, if your
eyes drawn from the sky, the third being is down. You see two
of these spain. The flying crafts crash into the anvil, sending a creating
towards you, and the columns cut in. We finished the ritual on this
side of the island, but we're overrun. We'll do our best to get
to you, and that's it. Before static hits you. Killian looks to
the anvil, which is beginning to struggle the sky, breathing hard standing tall,
because I leave this to you. If you see a ring on his
finger glow as his energy, our varcane power, flows from his feet,
he begins to shoot towards the anvil to relieve it. And then that as
he's flying, you see the last bit of the shield around it collapsed,
the sounds of the last filling, so that tens of thousands of trillions of
fragments shatter into space time and land upon the ground, all in the same
instant. And you hear this chuckle pierce not your ears, not your mind,
but your soul. I sent it. Come cross straits yourselves before azz
Roga oh shit, no, actually wipes the last of the tears out of
his eyes and just gets this giant grin on his face and looks back to
the rest of the group and just says, let's go kill a fucking god.
Holding grabs Killian by the collar, says you just keep pause body safe.
Killian's art in the sky, dude, all right, Well, he
places his hand on Pause body and goes, you're safe, barlight, goddamn.
Let me have a look. We can we can edit this back in
to say that he said that before Killian laught. Sure um Umbro would get
Phay's attention like I'm kind of mentally knobbed down to the crumpled up recipe and
be like, I'm want to pick that up just in case. Yeah,
I'll do that, um. She will. She'll pick it up and put
it in her pocket, um and keep it safe for Nawachi. UM.
And she'd be like, Nawachi, I'm gonna hold on to this for you
or do you want it? Yeah, you hold onto it. I'm gonna
get pretty messy in there. I got him. Najima is like she's sitting
crossed like it in between this nebula of sand and you see seven bright grains
blazing in the sky like seven stars, and as it slowly starts to retreat
back into her pouch, and she looks up at all of you and says,
well, maybe maybe this story ends here. Maybe it doesn't, but
regardless, we have a job to do. And she gets up and stands
ready, Oh, Nadya, this isn't the end of our story. I
mean, I'm here, ah, and how glad I am. You've always
been able to tell a story much better than me. And he just,
you know, puts a hand on her back and he says, let's go
cause this god, and he does air quotes to descend. Bigger they are,
the hotter they fall. Isn't that right? Naachi? I fucking hope
so Licidel didn't bring me back just for us to end here. Let's go.
Yeah, I guess we all charged towards the pyramid. As you all
charge towards the pyramids, flashing cross shallow water, through fests, through fen
through the palpable evil in the air, through the screams of allies and enemies,
you ascend jacket and damage steps three hundred feet. You climb time no
longer construct. Your minds can process as your fuel by anger, rage,
hope, vengeance, every primal theory of society, worming within sides. Use
your feet, pound against stowe. You finally summits three hundred feet in the
air. You rest upon a massive, mind bogglingly large plateau of the pyramid.
You see four spires or what would be for spearing into the sky at
each corner, one fallen from damage. In this center, it's a ritual
site, three obelisks charged with power, and inside sits a single being,
blood and bodies broken and strewn across its surface. Nearby, a pointy tooth
mall smiled and utter mirth greet shoe, its voice echoing through not just mind,
but body and soul. Jesus Christ. So have you come to prostrate
yourselves before a new God, become my disciples? Or and you can see
its eye stalks points the fallen joy your comrades on the ground before my ascension.
I have a point of finger at it and just say, we came
to give you a prostrate check. You us me a bitch, that was
said. So this is a beholder right, but they stocks give me an
arcana check. Okay twenty six? Yes, you recognize this as kin to
the eye tyrants. You know from the lore that they vary greatly, their
powers always destructive. You know that some, if not the majority, silence
magic but a gaze, and to can disintegrate with but a glare. You
can also sense this is not your average eye tyrant. It is something more.
It is something terrifying to grieve, never witnessed. You can feel the
weave, not just in it, around it, tied to it, as
if it is now a fact, not the life that comes and goes,
but an aspect of existence self, His body rolling with laughter, knowing of
its power. It looks at you, Nawatchee. You think you can actually
slay a god, You tiny little dragon, no winds, no tail,
as shadow his ancestry. You wear your titsil butcher like a badge of honor.
Should I tell them all how it is a shroud of your shape,
something you try to twist to be better than it actually is. That's right,
little nawatche I see through you. I see beyond you. I see
beyond all of you, your lives, futures passed laid out perfectly before my
vision. There's nothing of you I do not know. I'll understand, I
think, NATCHI would actually be a little shaken by that. Holden tries to
save face, go no, what number am I thinking about? Nahuma just
starts getting like the sand starts coming out of her pouch and just have a
very very worried look on her face. I want to ask if Fay would
be like, where's uh Din? You don't see him? Now? Do
you ask the question at loud? Yes, Faye would be like, where's
Din? Why would my apostle be here? He is the next stage wants
want to sense. One must conquer after all, can you tell him we
want to talk to him and like get him here somehow, no time to
think. We're jumping into it. You face down the might tyas for golf
from a great distance, all of his eyes trained on you. I believe
we start with holden. What is your first action momentous combats? Jeez,
I suppose I don't. I'm not aware of this giant cone that is facing
us right now, but that is correct. However, you do feel this
odd sensation upon the skin, nothing you've experienced before, and you can see
that it floats about ten feet currently above the ground, this ritual circle around
it as being below feeding energy into Osregal. You can see all of the
point of your eyes the grounds slinter and begin floating towards the sky, gravitating
around, almost as if Adregal has created its own center of gravity upon which
the world is responding. Okay, well I will try and move. I'm
gonna start moving closer to Osregal. But also, China rage has ended so
far, so if you want to rage, you need to rage again for
sure, which means you've gained a level of exhaustion. Nick, can you
update the sheet for us? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I have frenzied
once, so so I will move, but I will try to move closer
to this creature but also out of the cone. So you're trying to move
away from the center of its eye, like you want to get out of
its Lena vision. Yes, so I'm moving to the left and up towards
the creature out of its glare, and I will also use my bonus action
to regular range. Okay, as you move into your churn, it launches
array at you. It's just stony appearing blast from one of its spungely teen
tentacle eyes and need to make a dexterity saving throw for me. You can't
see it. You have advantage. Okay, that's an eighteen. As you
kind of lunch for the protection of the column, it strikes your foot and
you feel your body stiff and ever slowly as you're restrained, beginning to turn
to stone. Boy. Well, well you also had the resolve. I
don't know that's did he already use it? He has not used his Storm
Guardians resolve. No, Holden has not. I just all right, you
know what, fuck it, I'm gonna use my Storm Guardians resolve, and
I'm gonna try again. No, this is you just automatically succeed. All
right, perfect, So as you feel like stone coming against you, this
thing, she is still you. Thank you to let you be going to
craft yourself whole out its flesh shattering the thin stone upon here that that was
sick. It's pretty, it's pretty. It's pretty cool. Nagima, you're
up all right? Did you witness this being strike holding? Okay, So
I think Najima focuses on the sand and activates her complete astral self, and
you see the sand become nebula, creating tendons and flesh and almost like astral
furs. It creates this large, her starry astral lion around her, and
it like grows like starting from the tips of her fingers all the way up
to like encapsulate her head to make this like Susano from like Naruto type thing,
as it like engulfs her and she becomes almost like a little bit and
she becomes more primal the way she stands, and you can see this like
undulating astral pulsations coming from her and the sand as it makes nebula, and
she is going to use her movement to move seventy feet towards one of the
corners of this triangular stone structure. Yeah, she's gonna move towards one of
the blue crystal obelisks. Do you see her get all fours as she's like
sprinting, sand wafting off of her wafting. Okay, as he's darting as
her gal's eyes focus once more, you can see the arcane power surging as
a right lightning strikes it fing. I need to make an exterity saving for
her. For me, that's rude. Okay, what the hell, bro,
what the heck? Alright, Dextera already saving through a nineteen You have
advantage, by the way, Yes, I do. Right, I'll roll
again. I'm gonna take that nineteen. Yep, definitely gonna take that nineteen
thirty A forty one fifty one fifty four s both lightning strikes it. You
wheely number, you whirl casting, catching most of it, casting into the
side out of the fifty four, you take twenty seven points lightning damage.
It's all of the curtains or through you. As you deflect part of the
bowl, it launches at niwatche at Sebastian. I need him to make dext
thirty saving thro us for me. Okay, oh no, sixteen sixteen as
well. Well, you both fail, but NIWATCHI, you will only take
half because of your resistance. Sebastian, you take twenty seven lightning damage.
NIWATCHI, you take half of that for a whopping thirty. Then those two
of those potions I drank. Sebastian set next our boys, sebast everybody um
kind of split off before I had a chance to do what I wanted to
do. Oh no. Sebastian kind of looks back and forth at his splitting
party, and he doesn't know when he's going to have a contingent of his
allies near enough for him to do this with them. So he will look
at Woozy Fae and Noachi and he will just say, you know, I'll
bless them with your healing and your and their power of life and vitality.
And you guys are now blessed. So whenever you make an attack roll or
saving throw, you can roll a D four and add that number. I
will add blessed to everyone's shark sheet. Cool, thank you, thank you,
ne, And then I am going to move. Sebastian is going to
give his allies a quick nod so that they know I've got you and I
will look out after you, and he will run towards everything that's going on,
and he's going to try and make for one of the pillars to try
and take cover behind it. So you angle yourself forwards a pillar, seeing
the blood of fallen allies spear across the stone surface as you finally lose sight
of Osargall hoping it means he's lost sight of you, and at that he's
going to shoot forth yet another beam at Woozy as you can see the eye
flash and his arcan energy pulse towards you when Christians need right, So we'll
make this fact. Well that's not what I wanted either, Thanks David.
Yeah, you see the sun glint off of the blade of the scythe Sorry,
so Fay, I need to take a wisdom saving throw for me.
Since you are half off, you do have advantage because it's a trum effect.
Oh, I don't like this, and I also get to roll a
deep thank you sebast your home and you should be a plus a lot to
this. Let's see here twenty five you feel this or a pulsing through which
tries to fla dial your mind, force you to see thing of worship,
but it's you true to your gods? Sure do they hate that? It's
broken? Your oath forced through it, teeth gritted, anger focused, and
effect fades. However, as Regal brings forth the full mit of his eyes,
he begins to drifts for ward twenty feet. I was glaring with lighty
arcade powers, targeting Faye. Get again. I need Faye to make a
wisdom saving throw for me. Do I get advantage on this one? Okay?
That is a thirty two? Don't Jesus? That's my girl feel pinpriok
mortality of fear building you, but you ignore it. Next you're like,
fuck that. I need Faye to make another dexterty saving throusis Oh my god,
lightning sents force from his lower ivans. Dexterity saving through that is a
that's a twenty six that passes. I then need Woozy and I want you
to make another thing. Is this bolt she dashed out of a splash stone,
splitting towards the two of you. That is twenty for Woozy. Woozy
succeeds eighteen for me. You will fail, okay, so thank you for
that plus two. Holy shit, I got you forty three points of damage
had for everyone because of your resistance Duane sheet, So that is twenty one
points of lightning damage to everyone as these both strikes into you. It's cody
ms. I need a decision that osmargall see mortal. How dare you?
I will say, line of sight? Yes, yeah, I think absolutely,
Sorry, unbelievable. You see this beam of green energy street towards you.
I need to make a dexterity saving for form and I definitely see it
right you you said it well, you said, I see this, this
bea that's a nineteen. It's a nineteen. You just dodge the beab your
Yeah, as the stone beneath your is dust I started, I started,
I started shaking my body at him to phase her and Oz Regolf cackle echoes
off the stone, obelisks able flying into the air, creating this palpable sense
of just her fay, Can I say something red quick? Yeah? Sweet?
So as like these fear rays are getting blasted around and our friends are
getting blasted you, that fear that you were feeling from Umbra turns a little
bit like she feels like your hand like grasping her like that fear of hers
turns into like a stern. Let's do this thing, and she just asks
you. She says, fay, my dear show with dance. Yes,
let's and with that yummy faye. Will now remember os Regal is floating ten
feet off the ground. Well, good thing. My site has a ten
foot reach. But I'm also way too far away to just like. I
am actually also very curious about these obelisks. So I am going to move
towards Holden opposite of Najima. I'm my intention is to make way over to
the one of these upper other obelisks. Um, can I uh ready in
action to defend myself. You can take the dodge action. He gives disadvantage
on tackles against you, an advantage on dexterity saving. First, I would
like to take the dodge action right now. Um, there's no spells that
I want to cast just yet, so I will I will hold and do
that for my turn. Woozy, your turn is up. Okay. Woozy
notices the strange floating earth motes and he is going to run to the left
uh and then use far step once he has reached his maximum amount of movement
and he is going to teleport up onto Oh shit, get you there is
because sixty feet yes, and then on each of my subsequent turns. It's
a concentration, but I can recast it as a bonus action. Basically,
Yeah, it's got centration that stays up and you can use it on each
turn to teleporting the six feets a bone section. Okay, z that's your
spell for the turn unless you can trip. I will can trip if you'll
allow it. And it's one hundred and twenty feet, so I'll fire bolto
at azra gal make your tech roll all right, that is a thirty to
hit thirty Actually the jest hits oh okay, alrighty, then seventeen seventeen fire
damage. As Woozy runs teleports up to the top of this floating rock and
then fires off and blast the fire so as you fire off the flash,
it hits its stole a skin, but doesn't impact the way you were hoping.
Oh boy, and Woozy, Just for the record, you are currently
about thirty feet above the surface of the pyramid atop this this floating earth mount.
Okay, cool osragal cackles going to run in high woozy while I pick
up hearts all of your precious friends. Is this eyes focuses once more on
Sebastian. No, uh, Sebastian, I need you to make a wisdom
saving prow for me. I'm trying to hide for God's sick. Okay,
wisdom saving throw coming up, coming right up, mister thirteen is a twenty
four. I don't think I have any other like bonuses. I'm not by
faye. I have the spell guard shield, so uh, I do have
advantage, So let me do that advantage this better. This is sixteen so
seven. Yeah, you feel this tug of loyalty, but you quickly dismiss
it. Yeah, talk of loyalty. Huh, that's out they're calling it
these days. No, watch you're up. Um hey, real quick,
Chris. Just before you do, it's time for one of the Earth mode
to move. Yes, please move it. Okay, so woozy as you
are on this one, it rumbles beneath your feet and it moves thirty feet
to the north. So just kind of think of these things. It's just
kind of like sometimes they go up, sometimes they're going down left right.
You just don't really that. Yeah, he's like, oh, whoa.
You play your feet as you feel the ground, kind of circling as regal
like a moon, moving you forward, northering and deeper onto the platform.
Nawatche, you're up, buddy. All right, I'm gonna just be lying
straight forward and head towards this ritual site as well as the as regal.
I'm going to sort of position myself here within phase aura and also catch my
allies and my aura. Get a little ven diagram going there, nice.
I would like to apply poison to my blade and you can let me know.
I don't know if that's an action or abo. Okay, that's fine,
since I can't reach them anyway, I am applying why Verne poison to
my blade, So I take out this little I don't know vile and smear
it onto my blade. Okay, we go back, All right? Um,
well, Holden's gonna run right up to as we're goal and take some
swings. I assume I can hit them. He said they're rotating ten He's
ten feet in the air. Ten feet in the air. I assume I
could hit them with my axe. No, why not? Why not?
You reach a l five feet buddy? Yeah, but I'm five foot nine.
I got my arms. I can get the underbelly of them right.
No, this is I love how you're working for it means. But no,
okay, Well, can we take away my turn then and I can
read think five. We can reset the turn, hold it back to you.
Okay. Holden is going to run at this beast all the while pulling
out his heavy crossbow on the way, and he's gonna get to right about
twenty feet away from the beach. I just remember it is not a magical
crossbow anymore, even though it's still listen your inventory. Well, I don't
know why you're telling me that, but I'm gonna fire it anyway. It's
not gonna work. That's a twenty eight to hit, okay. So crossbow
plus two days hit okay, and that will be cool six damage for ye
as so it'd be four because that's still including the magic, so that actually
becomes eight. As you charge towards eyes circle rage in your thing, you
draw forth your crossbow and you can see the metallic white stone that seems to
be petrified ingoings coding it his one central eye of white except for the golden
iris that's in the shape and hourglass with a double pupil. You can see
its tentacles that are very warm like in nature, writhing about its body.
As you shoot, you pierce one of those angelic scales, sliding right through
it much easier than you're expecting, and the volt sinks nice and deep into
his flesh. Yet he seems to barely notice the pain shure that's gonna wrap
a faults turn. Okay, you get one shot there. Anything you want
to do with your bonus action, No, not at this moment. Okay,
So Najumal where you left off on your turn. Right, You begin
examining this pillar, and it seems to be this very mentally shifting geometric obelisk.
At first it feels like a period, and then in a circle,
and then some there's just something distorting perception around this. And you can see
the tip the crystals just kind of pulsing, bathing out this green haze that
kind of disrupts the mind. You can see intricate rooms carved into it,
and even with your lack of formal archae education, she can tell it they're
probably containing or channeling some type of energy. Awesome, she gonna slap it.
She's gonna slap it quite a few times, quite a few. Yeah,
yeah, so I'm gonna roll to hit it. Yeah, sure,
go for it. Oh boy, don't like that reaction? All right,
that's a fifteen. You punch the stone, you feel your knuckles just kind
of cape back into themselves, your risk that my sand doesn't even help.
No, you just feel everything kind of go limp, like you were here
at punching bag at the brawling angle, and your risk just gives way box
stracture. And there's that. So I hit it or did I like miss
the ac or are you gonna give me this information? You dirty dog?
You do hit it, but it seems like whatever structure you didn't hit hard
enough to get through it. So kind of think like punching a bean.
You hit it, but you didn't hit it with enough accuracy or force to
actually damage the integrity of it. Okay, so oh um, she's gonna
she's, she's she's she's gonna hit it again? Why the hell not?
All right, that's a twenty four. All right, you can still feel
this is solid unearthly stove, so like this is solid damage. Okay,
good, I was hoping for that. All right, let me roll that
demoge um that's a fourteen. It is an awful noise, So that would
be he is actually gonna gonna be seven points of damage. You can tell
him as we're just sitting here, like you could spend all day probably knocking
on this thing with your fists and would eventually get down, but it's gonna
be a while. Okay. She is then going to look up at where
the beholder is and run behind him. They're still in the air, right,
so they're out of reach even with my even with my reach. I
know if your reach you would and you do one more tech as part of
your action if I remember right, right, So then yeah, she's she's
gonna like move the fifty feet towards the middle of the triangular structure behind the
beholder and reach up and just swipe at the behold a person behold a thing
at the beholder, but at the beholder booty with a flaccid twenty miss oh,
as he in packs it skins, you realize that it is solid,
just like the pillar. Okay, I'm going to spend a key point to
take more dodge well, no, take the dodge action. Yes, that
would be why I imagine she like like kind of like you lose her in
a misty fog of sand, as she you don't know exactly where she is.
Okay, Next, it's oz Recall. As he floats there kind of
glares down at Holden, he speaks to Nachima. Clearly, I can of
all for what she truly desire, endless tie, why strike me? Turn
and devour then, because a disciple he could do it, hustle, And
as he does this, he looks at you with all of his eyes.
Jesus, I did get close. This is hold it, hold it.
I need you to make a wisdom saving throw. I'm not good at that.
That's a flacid twenty Hey hell yeah, that's right. You managed to
dodge this sense of impending submission to this creature. I need unwatchee to make
a dexterity saving throw. Okay, I'm rolling against that. In effect,
I can seem Okay, So fifteen, I remember you're blessed. You get
to add the D four Oh right on right on right. Those of you
who are blessed, remember, so sixteen that will not make it. Unfortunately,
Oh, I apologize. This is a con saving throw, so you
will succeed. Oh okay, fantastic you take seventeen fired images you can,
you'll the inside of your body begin to heat up in part of your scales
to goal like red as a first a little bit, So you take seventeen
fire damage, all right? Yeah, I burp up a little smoke,
Okay, I yeah, I'm going to need na wa chi fae and hold
into all mcdicks erdy saving thirst for me and we and we see it.
Yeah, as once more this change lightness passed. You fuck, that's eleven
for me. I have a twenty three twenty three okay, so holding you'll
take full going holden has as is letting damage via your rage, right,
Joe? Or is that the best ship? That's a good question. Does
it? Is it the people I pick when I start raging, or is
it whoever's in it is when you pick when you start raging. If you
wanted to before you got up here, end a rage and rage again to
get everyone protection, I'll say it. That's fine. If he didn't at
the beginning of this fight, then I would have been in the circle before
I moved. It was it was at the beginning of this entire I have
not stopped raging this whole time. I think what Chris was saying, was
he would have left you if you wanted to, because you've got like five
rages, like when you got to the top of the stairs. Basically,
have NIWATCHI like re rage to give it to everyone. Oh okay, well
yeah, can we say I did that? Then? Okay, we're talking
to you because people have taken damage from the lightning at full so we'll just
reckon it for this round and moving forward. Cool, okay, okay.
So that means they will take a quarter Holden and Muwasche will take half and
hold it takes half. I hear a lot of dice. Oh fifty six,
So twenty three two Holden and twenty three twenty eight fifty six, isn't
it. Yeah, So that's twenty eight to Holden and Niwatche and fourteen to
Fay. Okay, okay, And then so we're gonna have the the holder
moved ten feet up, bringing him to total twenty five feet in elevation,
and move him over the first stone arch ten feet so he brings himself closer
to the bulk of the forces. So straight ahead, okay, and that's
os Regal's turn. Excuse me, let me turns. This guy have was
that not his turn? No, that was his turn. He goes on
the same time. At the same time, he's holding a nagy Man.
That's what he was saying. That was, Oh, you about to start
a new one, and I'm like, eight things. I hate this guy.
Just chrism on Initiative twenty. The Earth mode that Woozy is on is
going to activate, So yes, please move it. Do a quick dice
roll on my end. Okay, So it's going to move towards one o'clock
thirty feet. Woozy, you were going to be going along with him,
yeehaw. Okay. As you see, Woozy, the boulder of one's born
riches under your feet, traveling slightly diagonally from its original trajectory, grinding in
the air into the thirty feet, putting you almost in the center of this
ritualistic triangle. Sebastian, you're up right. Well, I'm seeing my friends
getting warmed, and I'm very worried about them. So I am going to
cast um mass healing word fourth level four everyone that I can see, So
I believe that's Najima holding Nawache and Fay. You're all within sixty of me.
Two D four plus eleven two D four is eight, so all y'all
get nineteen. Actually, there at seventeenth level, don't you gain the ability
to not have to roll and restore maximum hit points? Yeah, you just
get max. So eight plus eleven is nineteen ps, so nineteen back to
everyone. Everybody gets nineteen. And yeah, I get to heal two because
it's one of my features that I get to heal two plus the plus the
spells level, so you gain six back. Yeah, so Chris, those
heels are going to everyone except for Woozie. Yes, oh, he is
too far away. He has to be within sixty feet of me to get
Sebastian sick heels. So Sebastian cries out to Ufadel protect them so that they
may continue to live, and then he is going to dash. He does
not cast a glance at his fallen allies. He focuses on the living,
and he dashes towards this machinery, towards the I guess this is the east,
Yes, and he's trying to get a look at what is he looking
at? Beyond this debris and rubble. You see a ballista in some worn
condition. You see four one, both chambered already in three scattered about the
ground. Does it look like it functions? You see it drawn and ready
to go. It looks slightly damaged, but it looks like it'll still fire.
Okay, the mass healing word was a bonus action. I am going
to use the dash action to scramble over this debris. Let's make it to
the ballista. So will I be able to reach it? Yeah? You
reach it? Cool? Cool? Cool. So Sebastian is going to dash
over this debris, scramble up and get to the ballista. Is Najima too
far away for me to shout at? She's always got ears for you,
Sebastian. She's eighty feet away, so she's in the shouting business. It's
just gonna eat somewhat muted Najima. Azra gall or the pillar, the pillar
house holding. My name is Nashima from Orlando, Florida, United States.
Go for the pillar, Sebastian. Let's try that first, Okay, and
that's my turn. Okay, So, Sebastian, as you dart off,
you hear Azra recalled chuckle live focusing on the living. What a hypocrite you
are, Sebastian. How many times now, two, three, four?
That you throw your own life away. Ah yeah, the crits are always
comical. M hmmm. And he will then use a legendary action what the
fuck? And I will need Najima to make a Cohn saving throw yummy?
Um can we doink? No? All right? Oh so many words use?
Yummy? Are you going to use the Lady to reroll a guardian's action?
Yeah? Um? Stuff for five dy ten psychic or fource damage?
Well money, I have no idea what's happening? Right? You see this
red bean shrieking towards you. I'll use the resove so you'll be taking four
damage yummy, my favorite twenty twenty nine thirty four. Oh it's still going.
I'm glad I gave you that nineteen while I could. Yeah, he
was already a full so it didn't really matter. So that's twenty twenty six
thirty one forty points of fource damage. You resisted internal burning, and that
is all the damage you take. Okay, Okay, okay, okay,
so we're faced her. Okay, fay will activate. Activating my cloak takes
up an action, correct, I believe so yes, okay, I'm going
to activate my wings of flying in the form of pink bat wings and go
to thirty five. Let's go to forty feet in the air. Okay,
you get because you get in a five movement of sixty feet right, yes,
that probably remember, just couldn't remember the name. But I can't attack
him right now, correct, because I use my action? It was your
action to activate the cloak then yes? Yeah? Um? Then would drinking
a potion count as another action? Or could I use that as a bonus
action? Are your epic levels? I'll delate to be a bonus in this
regard, Thank you. I'm going to drink up superior. I'm going to
your potion. Yeah, I'm gonna do it, and I'll be my turn.
Okay, So at the end of your turn, faye, as he
watched as Ostergal watches you with these pink, fat like wings of fling the
sky potion in her hand, he targets you. I need you to make
a strength saving throw. Okay, remember your blast. Thank you. Ten
eighteen plus six is twenty four. You men, you feel this almost cage
of psychic energy invelt m grange, but with a flesh he pushed aside.
You're not restrained, your graveled. Oh thank goodness. We are here to
do it, okay, So Woozy, you're up all right. Woozy is
going to use a bonus action and activate is far step okay, and he's
going to leave behind Barnie. He's gonna say stay here at Barney, and
then he's going to teleport onto the archway okay in the middle of it sounds
good. And then he's going to say good thinking, Najma. And then
he's going to reach out and try to use shatter to attack the crystal flor
Okay. Is this Kip in a later later and that is at fourth level
con nineteen and crystal has disadvantage. Tell me these crystals are being racist just
for just because this is the only only way it works. It's the only
old, the old racist crystal. Okay, it does fail the saving throw
us earlier damage, Well done, Kip of Christian. That's twenty three thunder
damage. Okay. Can you hear this loud echoing thunder fierce the air and
you can hear these cracks in the crystal forming Okay, So you're going to
action your action? Are you going to move along the little archway you have
or you're going to stay book He will use his movement to get a little
bit closer and run along the archway getting closer to the north crystal. He's
only going to move about fifteen feet though, just putting some distance in between
him and Azragal. Okay, that brings us to Nowachi the butcher. Okay,
just so I understand what I'm looking at, this this triangle that's forming
the outside of this ritual, these sort of circular points. Are there arches?
Are there arches in between every segment or just the middle, just the
middle? Okay, Then what I would like to try and do is run
up towards the arch and use my grappling hook to try and swing up to
the top of the arch. Okay, roll me the steritiotech please, So
that would be twenty five Yeah, you quick get in there, Dan get
shut all right. So yeah, I'll be up on top of the arch.
Well, you still have to spend you still have to spend movement the
clock. Oh okay, yeah, I mean I will spend as much movement
as I need to do to get to the top. I think you have.
So you move twenty to get there, and it was fifteen feet up,
so yeah, that'll plead at the top. Okay, I've positioned myself
right next to the guy. But could I have landed somewhere so that I
can move away from him without taking opportunity. Well, he's also ten feet
higher in the area's ten feet above the arch. Okay, So with whatever
movement I have left, you basically used all of it the running climb.
Okay. In that case, not much I can do other than try and
zap him from my aura. He will fill that ah, Okay, loser.
So he's gonna take three D six lightning damage. That's a pretty penny
worth of damage. So that's a whopping ten lightning day, and you see
it kind of half the sheer away from Ostracolo. A s boy just resistant
to ever tenk. Nope, you've actually fast something. He's weak too,
the arrow golden shot. It did double damage. Yeah, he's weak two
wood. So that's the end of your turn right now. Watching yep.
So that brings us back to the top with holding. Okay, well hold
in. Seeing what his last boat did is just gonna keep on given the
old pepe to this guy. So here comes here comes shot number one that
is an eighteen that glances off. It's metal metallic stone skind just chuckle,
fuck you, and that's you. One more you can't eat has the little
bloading property. You'll get one attack with that? Oh true, true,
true failed. Anyway, all right, we're gonna move on then. Actually,
know, I suppose I'm gonna start running. Oh how far can I
run? You can move? Forty feet? All right, forty feet.
I'm gonna start running towards this other gigantic crossbow. In Holden's mind, he
goes, that's better. Yes, He looks at his crossbow, looks at
the other crossbow, much bigger. We'll do okay, all right, oh
all right, John Lennon, get on with Billy Joel, get out of
here. That's Dylan, that's me. I'm sorry, suck, who cares
damn the fifth member of the Beatles. So I'm gonna, man, I'm
running out of key and the only things that could die is either it or
my friends, and I don't like that. So um, I'll spend another
point a key to do a step of the wind, to dash a hundred
and hundred feet. Man, she go, she gonna go turn and just
turn into az then doing the cat zoomies. She's gonna get to that ballista
and start cranking that ship Florida, United States accent coming in thick. I'm
Naujima from Orlando, Florida, United States. I've got a crossbow to shoot.
You find it is unlouided, but there are three bolts in the rubble
around it. Oh, she starts slamming it. Okay, so actually to
turn it to face Oswalt. Now are you shooting at Oswargal or one of
the crystals? Um? I think that she's going for oz Regal. I
think we're like, let's get that soft boy. Okay. Well, like
I said, is your action to bring it around to face os Regal because
it is facing outwards right now? It was designed to offend against attack.
Yeah. So Najima moved from the middle of the triangular structure. She dashed
towards the northeast section, where another ballista was, and she started turning it
inwards towards Oscal Like, how we're all going for the ballista. I feel
like I had a good idea. Yeah, okay, so oz Regal's last
legendary action. Oh say, I need you to make a dexterity saving for
forming chokey and I still got blessed in motion can't stop. Won't stop a
kind of stop? Girl? Sixteen? Does that miss that? Missus?
M I'm going to use another charge with Umbra the evasion. Okay, so
that's three charges off of that. Now where's it too? Two? I'm
up to two charges? Um, I marked it on charge. You see
the weight airy beam launched towards you as you instinctively call upon Umbara to dodge
out of the way of it. However, Oz recalls tter he's going to
move twenty feet forward. Nick, I need you to move the cone so
that it hits NOWATCHI, Fae holden. I might have to abandon this a
blista and get towards you guys. Yeah right, I need Fae to make
a strength saving throw for me. You got it? Say? Is just
a I magnet? Yeah? It seems familiar? Am I? Right?
No? Shush? What did you do? What has been done to this
twenty baby? And that twenty means it's completely negated? Do you? Yeah?
You dodge it? I then need a Woozy to make a constitution saving
throw. That's oh right, Woozy, you are blessed as well. Okay,
So then I will roll the pefore like a flacid twenty you will take
damage. Did you feel your skin beginning to boil from within? Is this
red bean Stritch? You? Sure? This a fair chunk of the archaean
energy and making without you, but not all of it? Thirty forty forty
three fire damage to Woozy have to twenty two puts you round down? Wouldn't
it be twenty one? Oh? Yeah it is? You're right? Yeah,
I just know whatever I roll damage, I have to roll round down.
I'm like, that's annoying. Okay, So yeah, you owe me
a constitution savor through DC eleven. Alrighty it fails. There's no way that
I can get it. Even with my bless I rolled a six. Well
you have a plus four con so plus six, so I rolled it two.
Sorry, So I'm sorry. So even with a blast I couldn't get
up there. So you feel the magic fade? Is your mind and body
are averwhelmed by this pain? Damn it? Okay, we go tool.
That's Sbastian, all right. I you told me it took no better than
Najima's turn to turn the ballista around KRST. I'm gonna do that as my
turn, and none of my friends are within my healing range. So I'm
going to use my bonus action to guzzle my last potion of greater healing.
Okay, as I bring the ballista to bear around on the nearest crystal because
I cannot bring it down on Osregal, he is hiding behind the pillar from
me. No, he's up in the air. He's at the same level
as to crystal. Oh well, I'm going to aim for the crystal,
all right, since that's what night Najima shouted at me to do, and
as my free action, I'll try to just be like, come to me,
my friends. I'm gonna try and chatter this crystal and then get to
them. Okay, Fay, I need you to make another strength saving Throway,
I'm still last. That is a twenty five. You managed to once
again resist this brutal sense of just constriction upon your body as his one eyes
fixed almost solely on you. Don't like you or your religion. That now
brings us two phase turn. Okay, I will, I'm gonna move thirty
five feet still, I'm not going to change the height of Okay, my
flight. I don't know how to word that in smart terms. And then
I'm going to Okay, let's do it. I'm gonna cast Spirit Guardians.
Okay, and Megan, can you just describe in which direction you're flying?
Oh, I'm sorry, yes, um, so I'm flying towards the crystal
that Sebastian is aiming for. Um My pink bat wings fluttering in the breeze.
Um. And then I'm going to bring forth the Spirit Guardians, which
are cute little pink floating skulls. Oh, we're flying towards the bhole.
Okay, okay, here we gotta kicks, mask, got kicks, mask?
You need to hit something? Yes with my face. Let's go and
that will be it for my turn. Okay. At the end of your
turn, one of its eyes begin to ride again. Oh, this one
should be interesting. Hasn't come up yet? Oh? No, I need
the lovely life domain cleric Sebastian to make a dexterity saving throw for me.
A dexterity saving throw, he says, I do not like that. Luckily
I haven't then to right, and then I also have my little luck thing,
so we're looking at a seventeen. Unfortunately that fails before I will damage.
Are you using a second use of storm Guardians resolve? M that's a
tough call because it depends what might do more damage? Will creatures attack do
more damage than the five? You know? Is it five D ten?
That's tough? Um, I can't delay, so I'm going to just I'm
gonna risk it. I'm gonna take I'm gonna use storm guardians resolve. So
give me my five D ten dannage. Do you take five D ten force
damage? As you force your body beonest physical limits for that's fifteen twenty twenty
six points of force damage upon your body. You owe me a concentration saving
throw. That's a fifteen on the die. Fifteen on the die will keep
it. You guys are still blessed. If that's to be strong. Let's
get on my knees and praise the head. So you took twenty six.
That brings that to an end. Woozy, E're up. Okay. Woozy's
a little disappointed that he lost far step, but he is going to command
Barney through his mind to move up to the northern tip of the earth Moatka,
and then he's going to look over at as Regal and say, oh,
I can't see everything, can you? And then he's going to cast
shatter at fourth level again. Hitting both the crystal and as Regal love the
crystal that he's closest to, which is the bottom right one. I cast
shatter with four hundred foot radius and murder the entire party. Okay, let's
go, let's go. Okay, what level are you casting at? Fourth?
Fourth? Okay? As a con saving throw, yes, and again
the crystal has disadvantage on that crystal fails in oz Regal fails. Y'all me
good, pretty good. That's twenty six thunder damage. So you realize Oscerbal's
stone and middle skin revibrates, cracking deeply as some of it gets a slough
from his body. He said he did twenty six right. Yes, he
takes fifty two thunder damage, and now his fury is all at you.
I figured, as he roars out, you are worthless worm as one of
the eyes lashed out with you as his last legendary action. Who He's like,
oh uh woozy, someone's gonna hurt you. Probably I need you to
make a dexterity saving throw, oh boy, and Chris. After this for
the benefit of our players, can you describe to them what effect shatter had,
if any, on the crystal. You much like the last time you
see a crack at places in kind of where web and tear, I should
say crack and I tear. So sorry, I need to make a dexterity
saving throw. Oh I did? That's a eighteen? Is that with bless
Oh? That's right, so let me roll. So that's a flaccid twenty
you managed as his greenest hits you. You dodged just the way of the
second ad someone so arch its just disintegrated out from where your foot wash my
ohole bones. Okay, that brings us to Nawashi. Now she's going to
run to the east, just a few feet away from where Azragal is floating.
Remember he's ten feet above the arch right, and so since I have
that ten feet of clearance, I'm gonna use my breath weapon under him and
hit the crystal that's right next to him. Fails perfect. I was really
wondering how you were going to describe a crystal making a deck save. You
see, it's for us. Think So the three sixty matrix flip away from
your lightning. That was pretty good twenty one lightning damage. You can see
that there's deep spider practice. It's almost shattered into a lot of pieces deep
crevices or image, laughed out, and he was chump the baby, almost
creating a straight hole for the crystal. Okay, bonus action. I'm gonna
send a little ball up to as your goal, okay from my aura natural
twenty on the save half of good so half of nine lightning damage that you
have again to four. Yeah, okay, that brings that one to forty
six, forty seven points of damage. And that's it for me. Okay,
that brings us to hold it. Okay, holding it's going to continue
running at the already forgot what this fucking thing is called. What's it called
again? It's a ballista? Oh yeah? And then you said it was
my action to turn it around and face it towards I want to face it
towards the bottom left crystal on the triangle. Sure, not a cop is.
You run to the ballista kind of almost like tackling it, like alignment
which you pivot the wheels. You can see kind of curve and kind of
grinding against the forest as you align it roughly with the crystal gem. Okay,
cool, and that will yeah, that'll be it for holding. Awesome,
It's my turn next, I believe right, Yes, does the beholder
do anything exact legendary actions. You're clipping the clear So she she aims the
ballista at at Azragal and says, take this, you're flying. Frick shoots
the shoots the ballista at him. Okay, so it is plus eight to
hit. I mean, um, so it's interested flat D twenty Yeah,
D twenty plus eight oh twenty seven that hits, so that will be a
three D ten damage flat Hell yeah, dang three three and two, so
that's eight damage double to sixteen. Um. As you see, sheer off
more of its middle hide as you roared frustration. So many acts to crush,
and now it is unless you're moving or do you want to reload the
Do you want to reload the blista or move? I'll reload it. Reloading
the blista, getting the bolton, there's the bonus. Actually c C crank
crank crank, crank crack crank really fast. Heck yeah, I'm assuming you're
not moving man. No, okay, yeah, yeah, I'll get the
hell out of it after I bload that puppy up for the next person.
Y'all look up and najamas just running down the stairs. See you guys with
my speed, I could get to go back in touch. I need no
watch to make a wisdom seeming throw for me. No, he's a big
dummy. That's a that's a five storry. I mean, like you know
you can yeah, yeah, let's let's see if we can't make that a
nine seven. Do you want to burn a resolve? I don't know,
Chris say with Chris asks, you feel a sense of mortality building in you,
your breath shaking as a rule to God. You've never taste of God.
You've seen it take bolts, woozy spells, and it's still standing cackling.
You are frightened for the next minute. Wait, even if I use
my resolved, if you don't use resolve, will be frightened for a minute.
Okay, yeah, I'm gonna use it. Roll that beautiful being footage.
Give me that five to make this man be frightened. Man can be
frightened for this whole fight. Is that your first for your second use?
NAWATCHI it's my second use. Okay, So you will take psychic damage?
That is all eleven twelve okay eleven her No twelve plus fourteen. It's twenty
six psychic damage to NAWATCHI no problem out all right? At least I'm not
frightened. My head feels weird as you sublimate that deep deep fear. I
need Faye to give me a wisdom saving with advantage. Okay, I think
Fas had to roll every time. She's the only target that's flying. I'm
I'm just really proud of you. You've been like crushing these Thank God,
right, he's doing some godly dodging in those ways. Oh well, maybe
I won't crush it this time. Um, thank god, I still rolled.
Ask by my wisdom's good? Twenty four? Whoas do you resist this
sense to become subserving to as regal? Oh god, that's the one I
do not want to happen. That is the one. That is the one
I'm afraid of. You say that, but Woozy, I need you to
make another con saving. I am afraid of those as well. Oh boy,
that's a twelve. Do you want to resolve or no? I will.
I haven't used any of my let Storm Guardians resolves yet, so I'm
gonna use it. Okay, you feel you feel this internal burning again,
but through she or will have gets effect upon you, and that's it.
For his turn. Sebastian, all right, so U the ballista is loaded
up. I recall you saying you, yes, it has one boltons.
You haven't fired it yet, okay, cool. So Sebastian is going to
fish real quick flask of Alchemists fire and just crash it over the head of
the ballista loaded and give you a attack roll please, okay, guests,
strength, no, no proficiency. Well it was eighteen on the die,
so I think I'm good. Yeah, you managed to code it an Alchemists
fire. Cool, and now I'm going to shoot at Osragal with a flaming
ballista. What was it on It was D twenty plus eight yes, okay,
cool, cool, cool, cool. Okay, that's a seventeen So
seventeen plus eight twenty five twenty five you hit. But as that fire begins
to wait, is this a weapon attack? Yes? All right, cool?
That is also plus two to eight. That's only on melee, not
ranged. Nope, it just says weapon attack. Bringing in the lawyers.
Yeah, divine straight strike on each of your turns when you hit a creature
with a weapon attack. I'm actually positive it is for because I know beyond
cuts outs and the stuff for shortcases. But I'm positive it is in fact
only melee. I mean, if it's saying look it up on you know.
Yeah, I'm going to get my player's handbook. I'll be back in
two seconds. Hey, if the Shard boys say it, don't say it
doesn't exist. Divine Strike eight level you get the ability to infuse your with
a creature with a weapon attack. With a weapon attack, literally yeah,
you can cause the attack to deal on extra one D eight radiant names like
we're in mcclear, Chris, come back, Chris. I think I think
we've found the answer, and the answer is a resounding roll. Those two
D eight rolls here means I'm okay. So you are technically right. It
does apply to any weapon attack. However, it does pause in its wording.
You must be holding the weapon that you're striking. You're not actually holding
the ballist of bolts. Of course, he found a way around it,
you guys on the way, but he's still going to get the alchemist fire.
So you see the fire do no damage and the bolt as it's consumed
in the flame does not harm oser ball. I'm going to run towards my
allies thirty feet because that was a waste of time. God, I am
so pissed right now. I'm I'm not very good with anger, so I'm
like, but I am going to once again do mass healing word. But
I can only get to two of you with that, and I don't want
to waste the extra heels. I guess I'm gonna do healing word. I
believe Fay has been getting banked quite a bit, so I am going to
cast healing word fourth level on Faye. So that's going to be forty four.
So that's sixteen plus five equals twenty one, as well as plus four
for the level of the I's twenty seven total arrow twenty seven. However,
Faye, you're in the as that center I of Ozargalf faces you. You
see the healing energy siphon partially towards Osargal. You only gain half of that
amount, and then I have blessed healer, so I also heal six,
heal six, okay, so Faye, you gain thirteen back all right.
You see some of the metal passes that were damaged when Ozargal begin to heal
as well. Boo. So if somebody is in his ibels, that makes
sense. Beholders are shit all whose turn is it next? That would bring
it to your turn. Fee. Oh, however, at the end of
Sebastian's turn, We're going to do a legendary action and I'm going to need
you to make another wisdom saving throw with advantage. Oh shoot, does he
gain legendary actions back at the at the start of his turn yet? Uh?
Twenty eight you managed to once again resist this compulsion to obey osra hall
good. Good, that's good. That's good. Yep, Okay, you
may move forward with your turn. All right, I am going to move
forward. Remember you're ten feet above him. I'm assuming you're te spenning ten
feet to get into actual melee with him. Correct. Okay, I'm going
to move ten feet down and I'm going to move about seventeen feet in this
area, and I'm going to attack with umbram. I will be Oh first,
are you casting any spells? U want it? To smite? Smight
is not a spell with the our spells cull smite like a wrathful smite,
et cetera, et cetera. Those are bonus acutions to cast the feature smite
triggers on an attack, roll on it on a hit. So if you
want to you can use your bonus actually to cast one of the smite spells
to potentially increase your damage further. Yeah, I'm just gonna attack him first.
You're gonna just take a swing at him with unbreath. Okay, I'm
slice him. Let's do it. I got a twenty four with that that
hits. Yeah, I have to decide all that all those features are going
to use, are not use? Oh god, damn it. All right,
take your time. I got him, I got hey. We'll be
doing um divine strike anyway with that rod Okay, fuck it. Let's do
the channel divinity Touch of Death on this guy. Okay. So let's plus
twenty five rodic Okay, so let's get a pencil and tablet out track and
I can smite him. Yes, you can. What levels spells that are
you burning? Um, I'll do a second I will do a second level
smite on this guy. Okay. So that is one D ten plus six
slashing damage. That's a thirteen, so thirteen half to six. Now you
have a D eight plus twenty five necrotic damage. Okay. Um, that
D eight is a one, so that's twenty six ne chrotic damage. And
now you have three D eight radiant damage. Okay, I believe that's ten
radiant damage. Okay, so that brings us to a total of forty two
points of damage um, and I'm going to do a second attack on him.
Okay. Now again, do you want to cast any spells a button
section branding um smite? What level? Second level? Okay? Roll your
tack please, yep, you got it? Not twenty plus destroy his anus
now? Okay? Are you also using another channel divinity avenge my waisted bo
I already used another channel divinity earlier, so I do not have any more.
Okay, So are you you using the smite feature? What little are
you smiting? Ats? Do it? Use me? All right? You
know what I'm feeling. Balls. Let's do a fifth level smite. It
caps off at fourth level for damage. Oh okay, that that is right,
I couldn't remember. That was fine. I will do a fourth level
smite, so that will be ten D eight radiant plus from the branding smite,
which is another four D six radiant balls, and then you have the
two D ten plus six slashing which will be haved. Okay, I want
to I want to hear those quick clacks, hear the click clacks. I
will do my um my two D ten plus six first, please get that
I'm going to break it up. That is a twelve N So that was
twelve total for the slashing. That was twelve total for the slashing. Okay,
so that'll be reduced to six. The blade dinks against the armor,
but you channel divine fry straight into the beast. And then what which one
do you want me to roll next? It's all the same damage tipes.
You can just roll it directly. Which that what type of dice do I
need? Eight and four? D six is D eight barrel? I'll answer
to you. Oh, thank you for d s all right, ten six,
five four nine twelve seven? Is anyone adding that up? I got
fifty seven? Okay, thank you? Because I was like, I'm like,
oh yeah, I realized quickly that this is an over one hundred point
damage turn. Right, okay, So that was fifty seven reading damage total,
yes, okay, plus six slashing brings up to sixty three plus the
forty six from before brings us to a total of one hundred and nine damage.
This turn woa as we all still stands. However, you can see
almost all his flesh has been blasted away. He is angry and in pain,
roaring. Okay, okay, this your turn, Oh boy. Umbra
is very very proud. He is going to use a legendary action you see,
you see like Najiba like waving her hands and it gives a big sandy
thumbs up. I need you to make a dexterity saving throw. Fa um,
it was a ten um. So I'm going to use the last of
Umbra's evasion charge and to succeed. Okay, as you once more call upon
numbers, might you died out of this way and the stone gravity being shot
towards you. Okay, that brings us to Sebastian non Sebastian um woosle Okay,
Swoozy, sorry, it is your turn. Okay, Woozy says to
himself. If it ain't broke, don't fix it. And he's going to
cast shatter again, which will hit the crystal and the far bottom right of
the triangle, and as regald himself, oh and not me, thank jeebuz.
Yeah, he will use a legendary resistance to pass. But we've only
to an HP left. That's enough. Actually roll your damage, make sure
half does take half damage. Well, he's vulnerable, so he takes stay
or damage. So don't roll shitty. Okay, So I rolled twenty six
thunder damage and does the crystal pass as well or does it fit? The
crystal's gone it only had a four hit points left. Okay? Hell yes,
So what's happening right now? So the crystal shatters in the backlash of
arc keene energy that swashes through everyone in a twenty foot radius. So I
need Luckily to watch the out of this. But I need Faye and Sebastian
to me dexterity saving for us a dirty twenty for me, I got an
eighteen. Luckily, you guys both pass as this combination of heat, chill,
wind, earth battery from within this crystal. You guys are not affected
in any noticeable way at this time. Oh that's I don't like the way
you first that, woozy. I need you to make a perception check forward
before you continue with your turn. Yes, sir, that is a flaccid
twenty. You see this smallest slow pimprick left at the heart of the sharp
interesting. Okay, continue with your turn please, all right? He will
clap his hands twice and then switch places with Barney. Okay, what does
it look like? Is it just like a blink? Or is do you
like get sucked into a wormholes and a puff of blue spectral smoke and suddenly
the tiny barney is on the archway where he was and he is now on
the floating rock. So you see ostergals is at the end of your turn.
There that is the end of my turn. Okay. See you see
Ostragall's body, his jaw open and shots begins to drift towards the ground.
You see all the eye stalks kind of like lifting towards heaven, as if
sucking being sucked up. As his body drifts towards ground, you see the
tendons of the pull the eye begin to kind of drift from the body,
pulling free as they begin to change, mokes flashing inside the iris's center eye
doing the same, and eventually the body hissed the ground. She goes seconding
tear, the eyes escaping and chuckle from the air. This ethel thing that
pierces the mind. You invented this risual for those years ago you really thought
I'd die. As you see the golden eye of Osrabal floating in the center
of the ritual, surrounded by ten elemental modest No, that's impossible. What
elementals are surrounding the golden eye? You just see all these ever shifting moats
ten in total rotating the central eye. Oh okay, much like a deity
or like a planet would be orbited by moons. Okay, okay, uh
the watch, you're okay. So this thing is still in front of me,
or it went back to the center of the ritual, went back to
the center of the ritual. Okay. I guess Noachi would probably say,
God, damn it. Finally got in front of this thing. I took
a big trunk of meat there, big ship on him. So this eye,
this eye that's floating now in the center, is it also ten feet
off the ground. It is twenty feet off the ground. Oh, my
fucking gun. How far away is that? Damn it? All right,
I'm gonna use all forty feet of my movement to go to the left towards
uh crystal. Yeah, the crystal on the left, the bottom left of
this triangle. I don't believe I get close enough to whack it, so
I will just ask my bonus action send a little zapple lightning at it.
It fails, that will be for eleven lightning damage. Okay, So as
you last into the lightning, Nawashi and hear the air fill once more,
the s eeeth roll voice. Why do you reject? You would title you
have clean? It's how many poor fools have you left in your wake?
All those poor CENTERGI killed on my command? Can we end your turn?
Who's up next? Ni? Next up is holding? Where's Azragal in this?
Oh? Hey, guess what it is? Azragal's turn, because he
goes at the top of the round. So at the end of Nawachi's turn,
he looks at you and goes, oh little pulpit dance and your feet
begin to move against your own will as you go into the soldier boy routine.
Oh god, why are you doing this? You're confused the fact that
you've never seen to watch you dance before? Can I can I give you
a performance check? Sure? Why not? Yes? Thank you? That's
what it was. That that's a discount twenty, My friend, very good
at doing this. I'm very good at cranking that. Yes, okay.
So with oz Real h you here within thirty feet at him, He's endless,
whispers dead souls as he targets Fay I need you to make a wisdom
saving throw. Yo Fay m VP of this match. She stay stay saving.
That is a thirty and you resist the bulk of it if you feel
your flesh in mind being milded in something entirely due for a brief seconds fifty
three psychic damage have two twenty six. Okay, Oh, we now go
to Holden's term Holden's like falling asleep over there? Um, I have two
I have two quick questions for you, Chris. What is the range on
my little ballista Flockhart here, you do have white bits of range up towards
of six hundred to eight hundred feet, so he's definitely a short range.
And and ballista also is treated as a weapon attack not for the purposes of
your rage. It is not because the range. I'm just I'm just saying,
if I get two attacks, it's ok in my crossbow, and can
I shoot the ballista if your crossbow is loaded? I will let you do
both, all right? So what I think they have actually the same exact
plus to hit. Yes, I would like to aim the ballista at Azragal
and I would like to aim my crossbow at the crystal the bottom left crystal
right next into watching. So let's start with the bullets. The shot.
That's a twenty six. Okay, it does manage to hit, all right.
I didn't like that sound of surprise. Yeah, I didn't like that
either. And that'll be a whopping of five damage. It's three D ten
plus no nothing, so you're three so far. So okay, that'll be
thirteen and that will be twenty one twenty one. That is halfed. Well,
shit, as it hits the eye does not do what you were expecting.
It just kind of hits in, kind of falls away. Fuck trying
to scratch my cornea holden, Should I tell from about that little fib you
told that long long trek, how your fear of Chreese got in the way.
Don't don't do that you need to do. And at the end of
your turn, well I still gotta I still got an aim at the old
crystal there and hit it. So let me do that real quick. That'll
be that's a natural. Oh yes, I will not rouse. So let's
go for this crystal cool role fourteen damage. Okay, it doesn't piercing the
air, doesn't do as much dama as you were holding. But it's also
a small thing as a thick crystal, but you do chip off a nice
section of it. What a nice section? Uh, it's it's nae must
turn right, Yes, it will be, it should be. Yeah,
she's gonna shoot that crystal which one andy unnatural twenty the oh sorry, she's
gonna shoot the northernmost crystal of the triangula. Okay, that hits God damn
right. So that's three D ten without other bonuses. All right, seventeen
damage so half to eight? No, okay, bonus action to reload it
again? Or are you moving away from this? I don't want to just
sit here this whole time, just shooting this damn ballista. But I guess
it's got one more shot, you know what the hell, let's do it.
She's like, all right, well, there I go again, and
then slaps the big arrow in it. Okay, this is this giant sandy
lion just sitting in this ballista, just shooting. So Nick, I need
you to move the eye of oz forrad golf thirty feet closer to Louzy.
You're doing that as you just see it blink out of existence and here closer
to you as it appears next to that boulder thirty feet to the northwest of
its original position. Sebastian, you're up. So Sebastian had saw how warmed
Fate was getting. So he is going to run over her as quick as
he can. And how high up are you, dear? She is twenty
five? Yes? Yeah? Um, well fuck me running. I was
going to do cure wounds, but that's touch. Yeah. Also, just
to interject real quick, um, that we did jump over the earthmots turn
and it is actually moving you woozy, directly in the path of So would
he be under me? Then? I don't know. Yeah, Chris,
tell me where he would be. He would be level with it. You
see the boulder dringing. You closer to this floating eye. As you do,
you feel these palpable sense of wizards be chanting every lie, every fit,
every true if you ever told her, competing in your ears and intoxicating
the volume. Oh that's not good. Okay, Uh what else are you
doing? Buddy? I moved to faye. How far away is the eye
from me? About sixty seventy feet now sixty seventy feet. Ah, God,
that's too far away from me to do much of anything. Fucking hell.
Why why not? I'll just hail Marryott. You said he's sixty feet
he's thirty feet up in the air currently put about the seventy seven set like
sixty six feet, I think it was. Can I see Woozy from where
I'm at? If you can see the eye, can vaguely see Woozy.
It's They're both just kind of like these weird elevated specs. So I can
see Faye, I can see NOWATCHI I can see Woozy. Can I see
Rooseholden overunder this bolista? Too far away from me to try and heal?
I will um. I am just going to hail Mary, and I am
going to cast command. Oh on as regal. She's just going to shout
the hall and hopefully get him to waste his turn. Does you go to
command? He just goes. No hypocrite command of gods? Go take your
life again? Shall you drown? You will blow you up this time?
Ufidel did not bring me back just for me to die here, you false
god. And yet you sacrifice yourself with no understanding of the sanctity of life.
That is not me anymore, fool. Okay, So moving on,
you know the as regal said that. He said, okay, so moving
on that, at the end of your turn, emote of energy whips into
existence and launched himself. Us. Uh that is a total of eighteen.
I'm going to calf counters. Foe is not a spout. Oh, it's
not as spout. Okay, it's one of the elemental most rounded launched at
you. Okay, all right, now, what was the what do I
do? Eight the hit? It was eighteen. That is a hit.
That's a hit. Smoke strikes, you burned into your body asidic hissing,
and you take a whamping fifteen acid Danish Christian. I have on Shard's end
that has woozy round to forty three hit points. Yes, I have that
as well on DCBL. So that brings us to fay uh Naachi is still
dancing. Yes, okay, I'm going to I'm going to spend my turn
and dash um or actually is it is the sixty feet would that be counted
as my flying I know you can dash that speet as well. Uh.
No, they do give you. They give you a flying speed of sixty
feet, so you would not need to Okay, we not need to ash
then, um I will land on the rock. Yeah, okay, so
that is all you're moving for the turns as you have no blind movement left
correct, that's fine. And then I can't attack you because you're too far
away. Um, I'm going to cast a healing word on Woozy at third
level, just to give you since I can't touch you. Woozy, that's
thirty four plus you're modifier, Thank you dear. It's not much, but
it will be better than than nothing. That is fire nine nine plus two
is uh personal cancel like eleven? Yes, you're running back and you notice
that none of this energy is sliphened away? Oh j for we forgot about
Do you see that none of it is slipened none of it? Okay,
all right, cool, I just got to deal with the voices. Yeah,
and as you enter that and you you hear it, you hear your
se you're cool. Now come with us as we bake these pies. Would
my spirit guardians? Um? Actually I need to make a concentration, so
through that or from the second damage you talk? Oh okay, Um,
just roll a D twenty yes and you'll add your con modifier can modifier.
Um, that's a twenty four. You managed to keep up the steer guardians.
Okay, is he in my little bubble for this for the moment?
Okay, um, And I want to make sure that Woozy, Woozy will
not be affected by that. Correct, I want to make sure that Woozy.
You have to designate a time of casting, and it's people EDI believe
in the area a casting that you choose to be affected or not. So.
At the end of the term, though, you see osbgal really once
more, and he is going to move thirty feet towards the crystal and Nawatche
so he's might try getting to watch in his whispering Aura WOZI you're up?
Okay, Woozy is going to tropped on over to Faye and say here,
dare you could use this? And he's going to cast haste on her.
Oh yeah, I like that. And then he's gonna say, all right,
Barnie, let's do this clack clap, and then he disappears in the
cuff and smoke again, switching places Barney and he is back on the arch
close to pose ish to the northernmost crystal. Okay, so Nawatche, it's
your turn. Okay, I'm dancing. What can I do. You are
under the effects of Auto's irresistible dance, so all your movement must be spent
dancing. Oh but that's it. I can still perform actions and stuff.
Yeah, while while you're affected by this spell, Joe, you do have
disadvantage on deck saves and attack rolls. Gay, but you'll look really cool
if your raging doesn't cancel that out. If if you were to attack,
reless would cancel it out, yees, reckless would Dude, this is about
to be the funkiest attack ever. I don't have a whole lot I can
do, so I'm just gonna fucking Charleston over to this last Chris and then,
honestly, even at disadvantage, I have a pretty good to hit,
So I'm not gonna reckless on this and put myself at risk. I'm just
gonna try and swing it this Crystal. And what what dance move is accompanying
this attack? I mean the particular dances up to Chris. But I did
summon the Charleston when I love when I said it, So can you summon
it as a ritual or is that what level speller you got? It's a
fifth level Charleston. Oh well, you do that striking with this advantage solidified
is a solid hit against that crystal. Okay, then I'm gonna roll my
domage. That's fifteen damage and I will swing again, go for it seventeen.
I assume that doesn't hit. Wonderful, that'll be eighteen damage. Okay?
Is that half full? All right? Well, then that is brings
that down to zero. Yes, on the Watchie, I need you to
make a intelligence saving throw. That's really bad for me, Chris. I
know is this happening at at the end of my turn because I have more
stuff? Yeah? Okay, you mentioned that this U Earth mote was like
getting heavy above me. It doesn't look like it's actually on top of me.
But should I assume that it is? Yes? Can can I climb
it? You have no movement left? Wait? Why the dancing? It
uses all your movement to dance. Oh fuck, Okay, I'll go ahead
and roll that very bad intelligence save for you, sir. That's gonna be
a four. You're overwhelmed. If I visions you take seventeen second damage.
This feels like thinking and you're briefly whisked to the past. Your mind eye
sees an old dwarf in the center of a ritual similar it going horribly arrived.
We are shutting into the future, and you hear cracked, as if
if from to somebody eyes. You watch a crevice form no more than thirty
feet you're north in the center with your alien face crack back into the present,
wheeling from these sudden experience. I've spent up in my mouth a little
bit. That's fair. You can now make a saving throw against the dance.
Okay, what a what save would that be? I believe it is
wisdom and if you fail, you can't use your reaction to pass with the
resolved thing. Yes, okay, I got a twelve. You're going to
a pass. No, I keep dancing, Master, Master DM. As
a Natch's turn was happening, the northernmost earthmote began drifting towards the north northeast.
Yeah, as I said, Najma, you see this stone kind of
cumbled your head, casting shadow upon you. Is then you hear this crash
as it hits into the far pillar, cunning your crumbled and these dusts coming
down getting kind of wobbly, and if it continues to push, it might
fall upon you. And so okay, okay, we now return to Ozargal's
turn. You see him blink, I need Fae and nawatchee. These whispers
in your head ripped into you as you take ten psychic Davis just from being
in Ozargal's presence. Then boy, he goes to Woozy. You run from
me, Loozy, but you can't escape your past. You enabled, Oh
no, it's not true. As three motes burst forth from the ten circling
him and streaked towards you. One is a thirty one, one is an
eighteen, and one is a natural one. Two of them hit okay.
The first one is a thing of fire that strikes you for only seven points
of damage that screens across cheek, leaving his burn mark. And the other
one see ice. It just seeps through your body as you take nine cold
damage, so total of sixteen damage. And you will need to make your
concentration check. Okay, he'll need to make two because it was hit twice,
all right, And what am I looking for? DC is ten?
All right? So that's a eleven on the first con say good, and
a ten on the second. He just managed to hold the thing onto Fay.
Thank you for that less okay, holding you're up all right, well,
holding this feeling pretty useless right now. I suppose first he's just going
to load up his crossbow and take a shot as we goal, Okay,
which will be where is where did my things go? All? Right,
here we go. It'll be a twenty five to hit that hits, and
that will be ten damage half to five. So then Holden is going to
run up northeast to the pillar that Noachi is on right now. I think
he gets just there. He's getting ready to climate, but he hasn't.
He doesn't have enough movements. So that will wrap up the Holdenstern faye,
Yes, you begin to dance? No, no, there is no seeing
at this point. It's a it's an it's infectious. Does Noachi continue dancing?
Yes? He failed his Savorge shows on the nest. Damnit Nachi fay
start doing this ethereal dance in the air. No I laned it safely on
the rock. Okay, Well you're dancing on the rock, yes, okay,
I have a stage. Yeah, Naji mud you're off all right?
She aames it shoots it at the crystal, saying I hope this works,
and um, that's an eighteen that hits. Nice twenty two point and some
damage, so half to eleventh, and then she will get off and just
start sprinting, not sprinting because you can't dash, and start moving quick as
she can, power walking, leaving the ballista, heading towards the big fray.
Now she's been like, she says, She says, I've been out
of the fight too long. I gotta get in the get my claws shot.
You can see the crystals in his last light, lots of chunks.
It's broken down almost to the core. No watch as you dance in the
place you see another you can see clearly the smallest like a pit of an
olive's in the air where the crystal used to be, just hoovering. Okay,
dok okay, So Sevastian, you're up. Before Sevastian goes, the
stone is gonna move. It's going to continue to move kind of the trajectory
it was. So it's now right above you. Woozy, all right,
Soozy, you see the earth float above, you can say, crashes into
the breaking crystal, and you see it's necrotical. The crystal shatters and crutch
energy like the wound just s ooozes out through the soda on the ground like
a toxic my asthma for a brief moment, so that so did I hear
that? Correctly? The third crystal is broken now, yes, okay,
all three crystals are shattered. H okay, go away, boss, we
don't want you anymore. Okay, Sebastian, start, what's you doing?
Sebastian? All right, Woozy? How far are you on the rock or
he's under it? Is he on the floor or is he on the ritual
site? He's on the arch or the archway? Yea? How high is
the archway? Fifteen? Okay, Sebastian is going to dash, well,
not dash, but you know, move up to meet Najima a little bit
because he wants to get a little closer to Woozy and everyone Agan. So
if he runs just on the edge of the eyes aura would not see it.
Well, I'm mentating that he's on the edge of the aura. And
can I see Woozy from this position? Yeah, he's under the rock,
he's on top of it, all right, and faye, okay, I'm
on top Okay, so I can't see you because I'm below the rock,
correct, all right? And I can see nay, can I climb up
the archid with my movement, give me an athletic check, okay, oh,
nineteen plus whatever my athletic is. Okay, you do manage to scramble
at the top of that is all your movement to do. So okay,
I will do that, and i will cast mass healing word again. I'm
going to cast that third level, so that would be says one D four
plus ten. Okay, so fourteen back fourteen. So everybody, I see
everyone from where I'm at, it's within sixty feet. Yes, oh yep,
Holden is right on the brink. He's at sixty you can see.
You can see my little ankle poken out. Yeah, Chris, everyone looks
to be within sixty Okay, everyone gets up, all right? And that
was a bonus action, correct, And then I'm also going to do just
a casual bonus actions, a regular healing word. You already cast a third
level spell. That's right. You can't use two bonus actions. Not with
that attitude, Chris. All I really have left is like all the crystals
are broken, the creature is resistant to fire, so there's no fucking point
in doing sacred flames. Sacred flames radiant not fire. Cool. I'm gonna
do sacred flame on it. Okay, it makes a saving brow which will
fail. Oh nice, it was blinking and one weakness as an eyeball.
Oh no, this have dusted me? Ah four d eight Yeah, that
is a hell of a cattra nineteen points of damn it all right, that's
a good amount, and that is doubled to thirty eight. Get me in
their coach as you see it, blinder for quick. Okay, So that
is the end of Sebastian's turn. Feel everybody set fire to the eyeball free
action to be like, come to me, so fucking fuel your asses lashes
at you, Sebastian. Twenty one turtle that'll hit you will take fourteen points
of fire damage. Give me a concentration saving there for blessed please oh uh
seventeen on the dock. Keeps it up. You're good? Okay, Hey,
you're up? Alrighty I am still dancing my funky fresh dance? Am
I not? Yep? You do not get to move. I had one
question about greater restoration that would cure me up autos irresistible dance, wouldn't it?
Because it does affect my abilities for for us pooh, yeah, just
creatures that can't be charmed are immune to the spell, so yes, it
is considered charming of some sort. Alrighty, then I will I will use
greater restoration all myself, U to remove that funky fresh move on mead,
That is your action, but I also have haste still, so I can
do another action correct. Correct? You can make a single attack that is
a okay. Would I be able to move and attack the creature, then
I would say, yeah, you've you have to dance at the beginning of
your turn. Would use your movement, all right, and then you could
cure yourself of it. Okay, I'll take that. That's fine. Um,
but then, um, the only spell I would be able to cast
his can trips correct correct, Okay, and that's assuming you have one.
That's a bonus action. All right, I'm going to ready the dodge action.
Let's do it. Okay, you're dodging for the turn. I'm dodging
for the turn since I can't do anything else right now. At the end
of your turn, you see the eye teleports thirty feet away from you,
bringing Sebastian into its aura, so it will be thirty feet straight back.
So it'd be outside of the pyramid circle. Okay, Woozy, you're up.
Okay, Woozy is going to use his movement to run over to the
remains of the northernmost crystal and try to look for something similar to what he
noticed earlier on in the fight when the first crystal went down. It's pretty
easy at this point. You're not having to deal the shards. You can
see this black like olive sized void the existence, and I'm make an our
contect to determine what it might be. Sure, okay eleven, So that's
a sixteen? Oh do I do bless on that? I believe it's only
a tax and saving throws. Okay. He was like, I'm trying to
page through all that information. You can't pinpoint exactly what it is, but
you feel as you study it, this this anti existence interesting. Well,
I'm not going to share what to do about this, Uh Bonnie one more
time, and then he's gonna teleport up and rip the place himself on the
top of the rock. So it's still up there with Faye and has a
better view of the battlefield. And as you do that was it was still
forgetting that wish from all those years ago, that dark little hole in your
mind and memory you thought was ther knocking key shop open it for you,
I should say, one of his most lashes and lances towards you employ for
twenty one total as you take a whopping thirteen thunder damage. It's kind of
the commute traction viewer. This blinketing by a salt ball like salt under it,
and you'll need to make a concentration check for her haste. Yes you
will. Yeah, you are still Blessed. It's gonna be a tight one.
Oh that's ten, pap. Oh my god, damn. I literally
rolled a four on the Blessed. Yes, I needed that four. I've
had Bless up this entire fight. Yeah, it's been so you guys know,
bless has four rounds left. Okay, the freaking support support team on
this fight. So I'm assuming that moves this down to you. Watch you
the butcher. Yeah, just real quick, Chris, let's see which direction
the earth mode is moving. It moves directly actually south, away from that
pillar. You hear this grinding as stone as you see it, kind of
horrible way the pillar almost knocked over coming towards you guys again, to watch
you okay, and before I start, since this is the end of a
round, can we take a bio break after this round to make a right?
Dud's thirty feet from me. I can't move. I don't have any
range to tacks left, So so always was wrong about how autos work.
You can use your action to try breaking and that's what you want to do,
Joe, Yeah, I would love to do that. Okay, So
use your action to make the saving. If you fail, you can use
your results to its sed Okay, and what was the whis saying? It's
a natch? Maybe? Yeah, you manage your regain control of your legs
and you're fitting while you're moving. You go Okay. Can can you describe
the final dance move that Nawatche completes. Uh, it's the Michael Jackson move
where he kind of kicks his leg out to the side and then crosses it
in front of the other leg and does the like sideways point. Okay,
so you got a bone actually left for your turn. Okay. I do
not wanna approach this eye because I don't like this nasty aura that it's in
and it's been really really being quite rude to me. So I'm actually gonna
head a little bit away from it. You have no movement. Oh that's
right. Uh shit, I am. I don't know if because of my
placement, if I'll even be able to do this, but I'm just gonna
like ready to help action for holding and just try and help him up as
when he climbs up. Yeah, that'll be about it's actually for you.
That's fine, okay, Okay, So we pick back up with Ozragal.
He glares at Sebastian as your mind is ravage. You take ten psychic damage.
Sebastianise glares at m. Yeah, let's do it. He glares at
you again. Sebastian is this psychotropic right less from the central large eye and
needs you to make a wisdom saving throw. That's a good thing that I
ever a good wisdom saving throw. Okay. Then here we get twenty three
yep. So you see this psychotropic blast strike you and you actually briefly catch
and hold it. Oh that's sick, and it bless back off of you.
Uh. I need you to roll a one, two, three four
sided dice. Dice. I don't like that. Come up two. You
you can't really control it, and you as you turn kind of like to
to forward at osragal or wherever to get it away from you. I need
you to make a dexterity saving throw to watch it. Oh no, these
are typically not great for me, but I haven't. Yeah, thirteen,
but you're still blessed. Sethrolly bore. Oh yes, one more, come
on for fifteen totals. Unfortunately, you get struck by this morbaling mass look
psychic energy, and your brain kind of phases out for a quick second as
you shrink into this blue kitten with coral on its chin so like a baby.
Yeah, oh my god, Blue, I'm very sorry. Noah,
blue furred cat like this yellow chin scruff with like these rough patches on its
skin, just angrily like meawling at you. Yeah, I'm hissing at Sebastian
for sure, I'm sorry, But at the same time I'm not. Does
that mean Joe can't help me up this pillar anymore? I'm gonna fucking scar
from lion? Can you When you get to the how much does Joe wag
a little? He weighs exactly one point eight pounds. Football eat that motherfucker.
Okay, okay, I'm gonna pretend Holden didn't see any of this?
So how how how tall is this pillar I'm at Can I climb up it?
With my movement? I'm pretty good at this? Oh my god,
a roll to watch. So being distracted by the spectric color light, you
go to like kind of get up and grab it, and you just bring
your face into it. My action, Jesus, ten points of shame damage.
I am getting too invents an age for this nonsense besides a cat,
and no one's gonna beat Okay, well that could just be my movement.
Can I Can I dust myself off and fire up my crossbow at the shorter
just tried to save some face. Let's see how this goes. That's a
twenty two to hit. That hits and that is twelve damage. Exactly what
I meant to do. Now I will try and climb this pillar. Okay,
Nudgeema, my darling, you're up. Okay, all right, Here
we go, Here we go. All right, So I guess to remember
you he eased thirty feet in the air, so that's good. Nagima is
gonna be running and she wants to get um on top of this pillar,
top of the pillar, in the bottom middle of the bottom part of the
triangle and that's fifty feet away from where she was and I'm I'm assuming that's
about ten feet high fifteen feet high, yeah, but really so yeah,
you run the fifty and just so right up the side, ignoring everything because
you're a high level long tube to five gravity. So then could I jump
like, well, can we say the momentum keeps me going? And then
could Nige jump to try to reach the the blah blah blah blah blah ball.
I mean, you're trying to jump feet higher in the air than the
fifteen feet distance. It's a combination long and high jump. And you have
no movement speed left for the term Give me an athletics with disadvantage m I
would give you whatever you want. Ah, it's ten. You leap just
barely, but having spent so much for amentum, you don't have the proper
footing. I'll give you one attack. Okay, that's fair, it's fair,
it's all right. Ask for a mile'll get an inch, one attack,
all right, it's unnatural. Twenty you're sand calls, glance off the
ice, it's lid. The lid seems to shield around it, and you
kind of spin out on the ground. Below whoa. Okay, is there
anything else you want to do is just look your bonus action. I can't
do any bonus actions without using key correct correct. I'm gonna use my bonus
action to just speak through my visage, which makes my voice very loud,
and be like there's this thing on. Oh shit, sorry, um turning
this off. And you see as you say that a boat strikes out towards
Woozy, what that will be a twenty six to hit Woozy. I think
it hits for a whopping fifteen points of lightning damage and Chris as a.
As this happened simultaneously, this earth mode is moving due north thirty feet.
I'm trying to trying to remember, Woozy, were you on it or were
you on the archway? I was on it, okay, so it's moving
with you in fac so Woozy you get does you see the streak of lightning?
There's one of the moats flashed towards and it turned into a bolt of
lightning, striking you for fifteen points worth the damage. Okay, I need
to make a concentration saving brow all right, So that is uh twenty three
without you keep the haste. Hell yes, finally. Okay, now it
brings us to Sebastian. Um, get over here, Woozy, for God's
sakes him on this raw secret, clean his ass. I'm the dou sacred
flame. He will succeed. Okay, cool, cool, cool, cool
cool. But I still get to do the thing anyway, so he can
eat my ass. It's all are none, It's all or none? Oh,
it's all or none. Yeah, because it's a cantrap. Yeah,
well eat eat my butt. Still. Then I am going to jump down.
I'm gonna give me a dexterity check. Well, hold on a sec.
I'm trying to see how far away Woozy is. He's on top of
the rock. You're not gonna be able to how high is up rock?
Again? Thirty feet above the ground, so he is. He is a
little over eighty feet from you. Yeah, he's fifteen feet above the arch.
So if I jumped down and run my thirty feet over to here,
would I be able to get sixty feet to Woozy? For what healing word?
You would? Yes? All right, then I'm gonna do that dexterity
check. You know, Sebastian's just Oozy. Get back here. As he
floats away. That's a seventeen on the die. Okay, you do not
fall, prow waste tack for movement. You're good to go. Cool,
all right, cool. So I'm going to jump off and do this like
parkour, roll into a crouch and dash on over to Woozy and I am
going to do a healing word at third level. It's three D four plus
ten so twenty four, thank you so and then I get to heal as
well. I get to heal five points issue. And that was my move
bonus and action. Okay, and my next Chris, yes you are okay,
I'm going to walk over to a woozy fifteen feet and I'm going to
cast second level here wounds on Woozy. Oh okay, we can't let the
old man die. Oh the love fifteen points of healing for woozy feeling.
Yeah, and then I'm going to fly forty plus fifteen is what fifty five?
Well, your speed is double, so you would fly one hundred and
twenty, but you use fifteen. No, dude, I hate movement speeds
that change. So you have one hundred and five feet of movement. Okay,
I am going to just fly over Meg. I'm imagining this epic like
Iron Man shoot off. When you fly away, Faith flies over to one
of the archway tops, closer to Nawachee and holding but still out of reach
of the as Reval. And that will be my turn for now. Okay,
we go to Woozy oh boy, and I from my last turn gleaned
that, like these things aren't helping him anymore. Right, you've gleaned that
whatever power was in their heads being consumed by him. Okay, sounds good.
So that makes it a little bit clear as to what he's gonna do,
which is I don't know. I'm stuck on this rock. Shit.
Um. And where's Najima, I'm assuming down on the ground below. Yes,
she's by Asrall. Yeah, wonderful. Do you have any feather falling
left? Oh? No, I've got something better than that, says Well,
and he cracks his knuckles back to old Faithful. He's gonna cast fireball
on asragal spear. He's stirty feet in the air, so Na will not
be hit. Yeah. However, as you do that, you cast the
ball and you see it explode, see Asgal laugh as another bolt of it
flies out at you. I need you to make it next sarity saving through
against your own DC. What oh shit, oh no, oh shit,
oh boy, oh boy, that's eight A. Is the bless still up?
Yes? Nineteen? What's your skull? DC? It is nineteen?
Holy ship. So you cast it, you see it only to kind of
form back around him in the blast egg. We don't hurt. Sure,
So and you take half the fireball damage as it all takes none. Okay,
fire bad? Got it? Fire very bad? Actually, Sebashi.
You would realize it was a power similar to what you just accomplished, so
that would be half of the damage would be fourteen. So I'll take fourteen
damage. Yes you will, So I'm at forty nine. Mm hmm over
you, lucy, kake the fall damage. Just jump off the rock.
No whole die? What are you talking about? He's gonna so after that
didn't work, he's gonna say, well, okay, this rock ain't doing
it for me. He's gonna try to run down as much as he can.
I see that it's about fifteen feet to the edge. Can he use
the rebbit to try an old man climb his way down to the archway.
Give me a flush, chick, Oh, who's gonna break his head.
He's gonna break his Oh that's ano eleven. He managed to get down to
the very edge of it, and you realize there's still fifteen feet Oh shit
between it and the top of the archway, so I'd have to jump fifteen
feet. Oh boy, I'm too old for this ship. Nathan draking on
the side of this rock. Here it goes. He's just gonna really hope
that none of his hips break, none of them. Little midsom arm moment.
Oh God, so many rolls for poor old Woozy. Got bless he
got blessed, he got coming in. That is a twenty seven baby,
Woozy, doesn't He lands on his hands, just his fingertips. Jesus,
what happens? You land just as you described, pushing all your fingers plainting,
and you remember your youth. That's only gymnastics she used to do.
And then you feel it as I realized I'm scorpioned myself. The camera zooms
out a little bit and his feet are down by his hands. Okay,
yes, is there anything I can do to not be a cat anymore?
You honestly don't know. You've never been a cat before, do I?
How how much of the cat. Do I have any faculties about me?
Do I recognize my friends? Do I know what's going to recognize with people
you associate with? But everything else is a cat? Okay, I do
have the monster stat block for cat up. I assume this is what you're
using. Forty feet of movement. According to this, you can also climb.
Yes, I do have thirty feet of climbing, so it'll take me,
yeah, about twenty three feet of movement to get to Fay Fay landed
right, No, I'm flying in the air. Oh shit, all right,
I'm just gonna paw at the air under Faye as you. As you
do that, as you paul helplessly, you suddenly back into your old self.
Okay, So I'm just a jacked dragon man reaching up at uh never
mind. I would like to fly though, if you can make that happen,
but I'm feeling a lot better. I can't. You stay down there,
please? Okay? Got it? And Ozmar God will use one of
his hands remaining legendary actions to intensify the whispers within his aura. Okay,
and that was his turn, so I'll hold it. You take twenty psychic
damage, Najuma. You take twenty psychic damage. Oh what can she just
like? Can she just think of an old heuristic and not take that,
you know, like like early to bed, early to rise. I'm all
right, you know I'm at one seventy somal the cockiness return. He levels
him down to be eye to eye with your Najima. Oh fuck, yes,
as he goes that's sound is so ugly. How about you cute?
Scared and you see that psychotropic right blasted you? I need to make good
wisdom saving throw. Well I'm good at those, and you're already a cat.
Yeah, I'll be like, yeah, I am cute um wisdom saving
throw. Okay, so you take half the damage and you're not transformed into
a cat like I'm already cute as regaling you're the ugly one. Good job,
so well, I will garbage on this one. Good twenty seven half
thirteen? All right, so she is with he is within arms reach?
Is that what I heard? Yes? He has come down to much.
I'm about to pop off on this eyeball holding my guy, you are up
got me and holding are about to sandwich this thing. Uh, you're fucking
big some moren Oh my god, spit roasted all right, we just we
just earned our mature take. Are we in perry? Because I see the
Eiffel Tower before me? Are you going reckless or normal? I don't believe
I'm even raging. You don't need to rage to go reckless. But you
can also enter your rage now if you want. I think I've gotta do
full on frenzy or just regular no frenzy, just regular rage. Holding is
finally getting his hands on fucking something and he is losing his mind, so
he runs. As he runs over, he pulls out his great axe and
he takes a couple of swings. Okay, less or not not reckless?
Okay, all right? First one is a twenty nine genus that hits that
will be twenty one twenty four damage? What type of damage is that?
Slashing? And you see it hut deep into the ice, strutting through the
eyelet as it is vulnerable. Oh my god, Oh Holding, just destroy
this holding this rockcord right now. Let's go wait a second, beans,
uh, just real quick, I think I already because you're raging, it's
already included twenty one double to forty times. That was Oh you would already
hit that for me? Okay, gotcha, okay, so then I will
take one more swing. That's an eighteen that misses. Why didn't they even
do? All right? And then let me just take one more? Can
I do an you've moved bonus action and use your action for yep, you're
are correct, all right. That'll wrap it up for holding and at the
end of your turn, screaming and favor are you three feetback up the air?
God damn fucking Christ holding the nods would just look at each other like
sad hands making the Eiffle tower holding? Can you how strong? Are you?
Very? Basketball? Special? There? It is? Can you throw
me? I don't know, Chris? Can I throw him? And you
can certainly try? Please get me up there? We can't if I turn
over, I don't know what. I don't know where we are right now.
He can run towards you and you can used to react to try up
lifting him up. Absolutely, absolutely, that's what we're doing. That's what
we're doing here. So can we say we've also done this before, like
he's remember holding new to the story boardings, he's the newest. Remember,
maybe this is a legendary move in the making. Hey, this is it?
At least you're raging beans because you could advantage of the straight checks.
So as you headge towards him, natchemaup signaling to here, Oh you trust
the liar, ye telling you he's legendary trucking he never actually talking? God
damn it, Beans, is yours your secret that you didn't actually walk the
whole way? No? Oh my god, do I hear this? Yes?
You hear as were all saying, what the fuck? Oh funny,
clear the records. Oh man, Najima goes against her better judgment to just
to just turn up her nose and stalk away from you. But she needs
to kill this thing. Listen to It's funny how this is. This is
the first secret that's actually caused us to like react to it. What am
I rolling? Here? Roll acrobatics? Yeah? And then am I rolling
strength? You're rolling athletics? Means could I argue for being a strength based
acrobatics? I know said you need to lend in his hands to probably be
pushed up. I don't know why my deck is plus five. I don't
even know why I'm trying to get into my plus one all right, Oh
my god, he rolls on advantage. Oh god, god, you scared
the no, he only holding rolls with advanta that was holding rolled the Okay,
I rolled, I rolled to that one. But I just rolled a
nineteam, which is like on a tax. Yeah, I rolled it.
I got a nineteen. Oh my god, I just dirty dancing him up
into the air. Dude, it's perfect using empowering a portion of your key
into your feet and with holdings ranging arms. He didn't reclaim the legend.
He thought he felt her thirty feet in the air. I'll let you use
your action to attack, but you'll be out of rage trip about his actions.
You'd fall back down. Okay, um, and I'm yeah and Nadu
is like these are like rapid fire, like punges like pop pop pop.
I'm talking Jackie Chan and mister nice guy, we're hitting his motherfucking arms the
ashual self boom. All right, that's that's a thirteen damn it um and
then another twenty n hits fuck him up? All right? That is a
three plus five. It's eight rolling the d ten for the key plus four
is that's twelve. That's twenty four radiant damages. You can land the eyes.
Ah, yes, that's a good lovely one. And then a six,
so thirty six damage totally Ozargal is two SWI class ring and get as
you can see, like almost in those double pupils, Stevie flashing of light.
Lovely okay, and I rolled the criticals. He lands back into my
arms and then I throw him. God damage. Hey, I'm a cat.
I'm always landing on my feet. Well you land at your feet,
but you couldn't land back in his arms that you had to leave his arms
at an angle. Yeah, yeah, fair, fair, Oh man,
that's amazing. Well okay, Sebastian, you are up finally. Sorry for
the turn. It was worth it. Hey wait real quick, just let's
just see if anyone else is moving away on this this old earth mode.
It's a head and I'm glad, oh god, because Woozy's still on.
Yeah, it doesn't know. I got off. He jumped off. Remember
that beautiful gray because it is heading northeast, thank god, oh god.
That thing, as you show, it drifts more north away from the battle,
as if Osradl is losing his pole and these ears, these earth and
moves in the air. All right, So is Woozy on the ground or
on the art. He's on the arsh for the Del's sake, Loozy.
God, I'm trying to decide if I want to use a healing word on
Woozy or if I want to use a mass healing word on all my brows.
You don't really have to choose, you do. Haven't been menthols full
that brings everyone the fault? Yeah, but everybody isn't that hurt yet.
Don't say that. Don't say that. I kind of arrange that step it.
I'm like holding off on it because I also have my divine channel,
divinity that will allow me to heal everybody people up the half up the half
is what I'm saying. So I'm like, I'm holding off on it.
How far away are you guys? And the I are you within my sixty?
You are within my sixty? I am going to do mass healing word
at fuck it? Fuck it seventh level all right, that's five D four
plus five so that would be nastily yeah five dy four, which is twenty
plus your five from your wizard. It's twenty five five plus nine. It's
thirty four, so everybody gets thirty four. Oh yeah, damn, which
is bonus action since Woozy's up there, and I'm like, i don't think
a loozy and then I am going to how far aways the eye? He's
within forty three feet you measured it. He's right next, and he's right
above. Not too much cool cool cool, sacred flame, nice natural twenty
on the dice, Ah, sacred flare into the sky. Okay, figure,
all right, let's rex shit baby. I'm going to fly towards as
regal and I'm going to attack him with umbra. I am casting branding smite.
What level hit him down? I don't have many spell slots left.
I actually burned a bunch, so all right, I am going to do
branding smite on a second um, second level slot. Um. Would you
like me to roll my attack first? Yes? Please? Okay, you
got it. I'm sorry. Does he's add to my attack or is just
oh no, it adds to my ac Yes, advantage on dextre to save
what I've been trying my damn twenty six, Yes to keep. Okay,
you guys from you've been doing great, because I don't want to get in
those exhaustion levels. Yeah yeah, those suck ass Um. That is a
four plus six is ten slashing damage to which it is vulnerable, So that
becomes twenty slashing damage. Okay, and then my second level smite is a
two D six. Oh that was a good one eleven eleven radiant, so
it's another twenty two. So that is forty two points done off that attack
if you slash across as other people who can kind of this is so that
I just kind of wailing in angony as his voice echoes everywhere into your minds
um. And then I will attack him again. I will not cast any
other smites. I will just attack. Okay, that is a seventeen missus.
That's it for my turn. Then yep, do you have one more
attack you now because of haste? Oh, then I'm going to attack him
a third time. Fuck yeah, who slashy slashy bitch. That is at
times twenty seven hits. Are you going to use a smite because you look,
you can see that the eye is slashed and bleeding in places, the
moats are warbling in spots. No, I'm not gonna waste that. Um
No, I'm not going to do a smite on that. Um. I
will just attack because I only really have a seventh level spouse lot left and
I don't really want to waste that. Fair enough that's why. Oh that's
a ten plus six is sixteen two. And you can see that you have
this deep gallagh in the eyes almost going the line for the damage is received
is peeling at the edges in some areas. Woozy, you're up right bringing
home. Woozy is going to run his movement across the archway five feet,
getting a little bit closer to Nawachi. Uh. And then this is a
hard. This is a hard. I can handle it, Woozy, Woozy,
whatever spell, it's fine, holding in Nashima. Turn to stape water.
There's no fireball. Yeah, I'm like, I'm running out of options.
Chair stro I'm sorry, I'm taking so long. Um, all right,
I'm gonna cast fire. I'm gonna cast gramatic war about him. Okay,
make your tack roll that is a thirty one to hit. That does
hit. Okay, then you set third level, so roll your damage.
It's five pet if I remember right. Any sixth damage. Oh, you
send forth through Fae is kind of like here's your voice call out and he
dodges into the center eye, this void of sound, and you see the
eye rupture as this cold cough and this sound fills the air. Blowing out
the front in the back, and the moat tall out of existence as the
balls I've all sloped, the falls flattering on the ground almost like that as
you try, there's nothing there, damn it? Oh no, hey,
no, Ashi, how you like that? That's two now? Must be
nice to hit something as a bonus action. Can I command my guy to
move? Yes, she could. So he's gonna travel at thirty feet in
the opposite direction on the triangular structure, so he's going down the other archway.
Well, is that it is? It? Is it dead? Was
that is that? Din? Was? I don't know if that was it?
I haven't felt anything change, Najima. Did you did you get key?
Did you slurp it up? You see her hands like out like and
she's like, got this confused, looks like no, I don't think it.
I don't think he's dead yet. All right, I'm gonna I'm gonna
hop down and get in the circle of Sebastian if I can, if I
have time to do that during this little interlude. Sure, not a problem,
Chris. I have a question. As a part of my features,
as part of the order of the scribe, I can cast when you cast
a wizard spell as a ritual you can use the spells normal casting time.
Can I do that? For detect magic, which I have as a ritual
spell, you can certainly do. Okay, So I'll use that charge on
that thing, and I'd like to use detect magic to see if I can
sense any sort of europe eyes are blended as the air is saturated with these
cleaner magics. He can start seeing strains pulling towards center of the ritual,
and you hear killings in the columns. As you hear more explosions, is
it done? Is he dead? And you hear rumblings. We can't hold
much longer. Finish fis. We aren't sure what to do. He appears
to have been beaten down slightly, but I am that I am looking around
him. There is so much magic here a killy, and it's unlike anything
I've ever seen. We will try to slighten some of it up. Maybe
that'll ease this for you. And you can see the flaming, the almost
flaming form of the angle beginning to cover. As you can see various startings
begin to more the process of where you're figuring their rays. It'll take a
little bit of time, and you can see the strands starting to form in
some places. Okay, what about the crystals? What about those things that
were left over from the crystals? They are empty. It appears that he
sucked all of the energy from them. He sucked them senseless. Okay,
so that's a thing that was just They would like to fly over to the
edge of the center ritual circle and do our ConA check to see if she
can tell if it's still active or not. Okay, give me an our
gay check. Yeah, that is a fifteen l. Roons are advanced even
from you. But you can sense that there's a lot of invas deaths here
and you can as you channel your vision to just sense, you can feel
threads building in there. You can almost feel as if blood was running past
you with the current of a river. Chris, I don't want to take
up too much more time. But in all the things that he's been saying
to me, has any of my memories been coming back or is it still
just like a blank spot that he's telling me about? How how how repressed
did Woozy make this? He would have made it very repressed, so it
would have been very hard to bring it to light. But I imagine if
you know as Regald was doing something to make it come back, that could
be the case. I just don't want to break anything in the game with
your sense you said that he was saying that you helped design this. I
don't want to like auto get like a roll me and intelligence check then to
see if you can start pulling up at it. Eighteen. Chris, you
think back to your dear friend Barnabas briefly, and you remember some of the
conversations you had when you were researching ascensions to godhood and you were formulating your
own rituals to do so. And in that moment you remember, but you
can't. It's just sense, an ominous fear that suddenly feels she's come to
this realization, the words, the thought escape. She was just this mounting
dread. As you with the tech magic can feel the threads converging, and
you look up to the sky and you can see chunks of flesh just starting
to float, and everyone everyone the skies. Oh my god, Holden looks
up. Oh no, Holden, what are you doing, buddy? Holden
is just going to move where everyone where He's moving towards the ritual where everyone
else is moving. So that's pretty much all you can do. That's his
turn. Okay, do Najima and Sebastian go so uh, Sebastian's just kind
of gonna look at the ritual beneath his feet see if there's anything you know,
magical of the runs or anything you can sense in the air, the
energies that are in the antithesis to your god. Okay, So do I
get the sense that if I damage this the ritual ground beneath me, this
circle, would it affect anything? Do you have no idea? But from
what Woozy said about the power being sucked out of the crystals, this is
most likely just architecture at this point, as you can still see them urge
the moat floating around and twisting in various end think. So there's clearly still
a lot of magic here. Could I look at the nearest moat of like
that? You said it was like flesh, No, I said, Woozy
could feel in the weave pieces of flesh beginning to float in the air.
Yeah, all I said was look to the skies to everyone. I Am
going to look at the nearest moat of badness, and it is the antithesis
of my God. So I am going to you feel it all around you.
There's no specific point the all you can. You still see and feel
the earth most moving through the wave, but there's no one point of evils
antithesis. Everything feels like the antithesis to your God. There's no point to
target. Chris, So, would you describe it as being like this entire
temple? It's like, is this temple? It is the air, it
is the island, it is everything. Well, shit, I've got nothing.
There's none of my checks, none of my abilities. I think this
temple is going to blow up. I had that vision of the pyramid chattering.
Oh oh, I don't know if we can stop this, If this
is if everything's kind of broken and absorbed, I think we need to go.
And as you begin to speak, Fae, I need everyone in the
inside of the triangle to make strength, constitution, saving throws. It is
blessed technically still up now It's been more than a minute, but I ran
in here. Chris is woozy who's on top of the arch? Still is
he technically within that? I'm gonna say yeah, because it's a big effect,
and you're kind of like looking in on stuff, so you'd be more
towards it than out of it. Okay, so that strength or a con
you said con? Okay, read off starting with NAHATCHI eleven? Okay,
hold in that twenty NAIMA sixteen? Did I fail the savings throw? Yes?
All right, I'm gonna spend a key point and reroll that. All
right? Twenty two you used to see Sebastian nineteen, you succeed, faeum,
I got a thirteen, but I would like to use my storm Guardians
resolved to succeed. Okay, I haven't used any of them, now's the
time to use it. Fourteen, but I'm also going to use my storm
Guardians and take the damage. Okay, I also have a resolved left.
Can I reroll? Mind? Yeah, take the level exhaustion and reroll.
Okay, please be better, Please be better? Okay, Woozy, you
take eleven, sixteen, twenty twenty four second damage. Okay, I'm up
to twenty one now and I'm exhausted. Okay, you succeed. I believe
that it's everyone succeeded. So you're all blasted to the edge of the archways
just in it. You manage It's more like instead of being blown away,
it's more like a constant push, as if a weave was crashing into you
from the circle. So instead of being hammered away in one singled below and
potentially beingbliterated to the culminating magics, you are buffeting out of it slowly as
you kind of play and weave with the flow of magics. As you can
see now, huge moats, flesh, teeth and bones swirling about the virtual
sight Oscreball's voice screaming, and you can hear his voice call lessing in the
circle, Nick, can you move them all out of the center please,
and towards the archways, and you can feel that a chronic energy is the
flesh begins to fuse and take form. Nick, when you get a chance,
please reveal the new token. Oh no, oh my, what is
that thing? This thing's got legs. Let's go Finally, can I grapple
this? I know what happens when tentacles come into play. I've watched Hentai.
How dear, whoa, whoa, whoa? Man this Hentai? You
speak up it so as you see you see this meaty form forming, the
sky is tinted this red, blood stained color. Yeah, this me.
This flowing meat form appears long tooth tentacles coming out of the back in one
arm, a clawed mustrossi, and other this cyclopean head with osmargall's central eye.
The golden people fill and contorted with rage as a mall opens up on
the center of its mouth and lets forth a bellowing roar. Okay, every
one time to dive back in. Yeah, m are we rerolling initiative or
are we keeping it the same? You're keeping it the same, okay,
but we're taking up at sixteen when he reforms, Oh, man, holden,
just let your let your juices flow, man Like, let that bowstring
that's been held for the last three hours just get snapped. Is it old
and stern? Because he's cracking his neck right now and he is. It's
not in your turn word initiative. Shit, Oh, I thought we were
restarting at the beginning of the turn. No, I'm actually going to last.
I believe if the addition of his reset at sixteen. Quick question,
Chris, um, I've had my spirit guardians up. Would they still be
active or it's been or has it been like ten minutes? The question is
when you've dropped up to the final form didn't refuse immediately. Yeah, probably
I probably would have dropped it. That's perfectly fine, so I will I
will accept that right by little skulls you could did nothing. I also didn't
pay attention to you. If that's sorry, it's fine. There's a lot
of wars floating on the board. Yeah, let's fuck this bitch up.
Yeah. So he's going to unleashes these tentacles dart out. I all right,
I actually get to attack now, oh because I think, well,
we all got pushed out to the you're at the very edges, and he
has the reach to get you. Don't worry, as faye, this thing
attended his arm. The claws reached out and grabs you and tracks you into
him. My season nineteen thirty three is the total oh my mistake. Okay
yeah yeah. So as you're pulled and you take spoteen the chronic damage on
top of that's eleven eighteen bludgeending damage. That's sort of thirty two damage for
the one attack. As you're pulled into it, this aura time to break
you. Fay shawls all how you's umbra time in your arms, you're the
spice, your touch so much and you can just feel the claws digging into
us for a blood coming out of your mouth as he brings you into its
misshapen mall. Would i'mbna have heard of that lumber hears that as this misshapen
mall comes wide and hairs into you, you take six D six plus seven
piercing damage. By guys, I have you one hundred hp Megan, That
doesn't reassure me. That means nothing because that's twenty eight piercing damage plus you
are vulnerable to ne chronic damage. Now, oh now, okay, and
you take twenty two points of the chronic damage that after before after you doubled
it, Chris, Guys, after I doubled it. Holy okay, at
a smooth fifty fay, oh delicious, thank you, And the armatunicles reaches
out and lashes towards you. Total thirty. I think Woozy's about to get
done. Swallowed. You guys, was upon yourselves eight thirt literally incorrect?
Is you're the literal god that created this thing? So I had no part?
And yeah, sorry, we beat the monsters you put in front of
us. Yeah that's all. Yeah, that's sweaty bludgeoning damage. Okay,
plus uh sixteen to cry tis looking at hurt. Okay, who, hey,
you're now up? Am I still held against him? Yeah? You're
held like turf fromm This is moldy eating your lower hat and he's just glaring
this trip that unger you hear so much? You heardize you could bind her
away? You wrote hard. Oh no, is that true? Some of
it? He's twisting it to make it sound like shit. I can't.
I don't like touching people, and I have issues with that, but this
really isn't the time. Should I d deep birds to how you portrayed the
guild then so groin and then fed it to me as well. I hate
you. I need you to make a I need you to make a concentration
saving for it, by the way, because you just got halts. Oh
what was I concentrating on? Haste? Okay? I wasn't trying if that
went down during the okay, that's twelve, Okay, so it was.
It was twenty plus sixteen. That's thirty two. Have the DC sixteen.
So faye, you're exhausted. This turn is woozy. That damage shatters its
felt you were focusing on. It's all right, I'm exhausted. You can't
take actions or reactions this turn okay, as a wave of the tea crashes
over you, so I can't try to break free of his hold. Correct,
Okay, um Fae, you just feel like this, like very hurt
silence coming from Umbra. Oh yeah, Faith feels like shit. She hates
this. Um, I'm sure the chronic damage is absolutely worthless against this guy.
Um, I got honestly nothing, Yeah, I got not turn fuck.
Okay, woozy, we're up. Then, shit, shit, shit,
it's just my fault. This is my fault. He's going to cast
Bigbie's hand at seventh level. We have the big hands. Then he's just
going to have it fly at mock speed and slam into him in a fist.
Okay, make your attack role? Is it just a straight attack?
Is a straight spell attack? Okay? That's twenty nine? You slam into
his knee side? Well your damage all right? Thirty eight damage? Thanks,
thank you? And then can I cast a can trip? I was
your action to cast the thing right right right right? So then sorry,
let me just check my bonus actions is to make sure there's nothing they can't
do. Oh actually, oh sorry, sorry? Can I bonus action switch
places for the final time when Barney, sure, okay, good times and
just keep this rapid tentacles as a giant eye on his back appear and this
cackling bull ass a black energy speec ll a constitution saving for a for me?
Okay twelve, not right? No, do you want to use your
storm Guardians resolve? So what is it? What's happening right now? Sorry?
What am I? Is? The attack? You just you got blasted
by this black bolt of pure night energy tinged in red. Yes, I
will use my strong Varians results in which uses this third Okay, so you
gained a level exhaustion and reroll. Okay, much better. That's a nineteen.
You just succeed, so you'll take half damage. Oh okay, it
might not be that, So that's fifteen D ten I need to roll?
What how many D tens was that? Fifteen? Mm hmm, I was
worried about that. That's fifty one, fifty seven, have two, twenty
eight? All right, twenty eight I'm down? M so yeah, Wuzy
is down. He was running across the archway after switching places with Barney,
getting a little bit closer to Sebastian, and then he just got what pocked.
Yeah, so there goes Bigbie's hand too. It's Sebastian. Give me
a perception check, get it. It's just black Bean fries the skin and
blackens it on Woozy rotting into the core. You see him fall off the
time thing come towards you, and you can see that there's no life in
his body at all. Wuz he's dead. Oh like perma dead. Yeah,
oh my god. Okay, uh, Nawachi, you're up. Yeah,
I'm rushing in, baby, right in this dude's face. Uh,
I'm going. I'm going reckless on this first attack. Okay, go for
it. That's that's a natch. That's a crap, baby, Jode.
Also, you still have the Wyvern poison on your blade. I believe,
yes, I sure do. I just put a whole notepad up of all
the fucking big gass damage I'm about to do. So you see as you
splash into this form, it resists with every inch you cut, and you
see the curse that stored in your blade do nothing. Okay, so the
poison did nothing? Cool? Cool, cool, cool, All right,
let me roll my damage for the crates. Let's see said see sixty six.
Plus ten critical aheads, look at that delicious first thing. I'm gonna
do great weapon fighting. I'm gonna reroll that one. I got a one
and then the two extra for brutal krit all right, it's so thirty one
total fuck all right, h slasher. He's gonna have disadvantage on attacks until
it started my next turn. I'm also gonna reduce his speed by tens u
Can I use a reaction between attacks? Yeah? Probably not right? Oh
I can? Yeah? Can I knock him prone? Then it's a trend
saving throw, right, yes, let me get that number for you.
DC seventeen. He makes it and need to resist this wave and he gets
You see a pulsion of ice the peer as he indies in this angry glare
as a roll your next attack. Okay, it's twenty nine piss Okay,
so that's twenty one. Okay, so that's half the ten. Okay,
I'll use my bonus action to zappen. Okay, thanks Arry saving he throws.
That's a natural pointing. Oh get out. So he'll take half of
so it would have been fourteen lightning, so he takes seven. You can
see this laten. He actually has a deeper purchase upon it than in the
past. Okay, and that's it for me. Well done, Okay,
that brings us back to the top. Holden is yep. Okay. So
Holden is running towards Azragal or whatever this little pieces. He's looking back at
Woozy's dead bodies looking at him, and he's one hundred percent attacking recklessly right
now. Okay, that's a thirty to hit. HiT's cool. That will
be to twenty now eighteen damage. That's half to nine, okay, and
then I will swing once more. It's twenty one. It's excellent, and
that is thirteen damage half to six what okay? And it's hitting. It
is like fighting through tars. Everybody cut a wound. Flash is seeing me
too, push through nicotic energy weaves everything back together. Okay. At the
end of your churn, he's gonna round up some legendary actions and hold it.
Y. I need you to make a constitution saving for it for me,
gladly, that's a thirty. Nice you feel as nicotic weaving your wound
should rip them open, but you resist it and I take no damage,
all right, cool and take new damage you Najima, You're off all right,
Najima using her seventy feet of movement forty feet forward into the triangle,
then thirty feet east to get behind this big nasty hunkle flesh and says,
oh that's cute. Do you think that this is what being a god looks
like? And we'll do some some scratchy scratch e's on him. So the
first one is a thirty hits and then so let's roll some demos. Nice,
it's fourteen radiant plus the one D ten. Oh yeah, it's tens.
That's twenty four on the first hit, which is a nice cool just
get some and I am going to make that a stunning strike. It'll choose
to pass. I had a feeling, so next I will hit go for
my second attack. So we're at twenty four radiant damage so far. Damn,
it's a fucking thirteen. Hold two. You see his body kind of
suck in as your blow missus. All right, next one, next one
is a twenty one that misses. Spend a key point, get two more
attacks. Okay, thirty HiT's that's seven more damage and a thirty one.
Okay, so we're at thirty one radiant damage so far. All right,
that's fourteen plus fourteen is thirty five radiant damage or forty five? Right?
Didn't he say he was at thirty one and he just did fourteen more?
He was It was twenty four seven and fourteen, so forty five. Najima,
that one. You do get one more hidden. I was wrong.
He he's twenty one, not twenty two. Oh yeah, oh fuck this
and that's eight damage, eight radiants. That's forty three total for the term.
Okay, wow, that's a good one. Wow. How many uh
key posh got left? Now? Nauma, I've got one and you can
see that you've torn in this form, but it's still holding strong, thick
and it didn't react to the radiant damage, not more than a normally what
have as you're kind of punching the starry bag, Okay, you're up.
Sebastian will look at Ruzie. Great his teeth. That mean just I'm sorry,
we a friend. I have to focus on living. And he will
run out from around this pillar that he was standing behind, that he got
pushed behind by the magic, and he's going to run towards his allies and
the creature. Okay, cool. Nuachi would just be in. I'm going
to cast Bless at second level and target all four of you, and then
I'm going to use the last of my move to back away a little bit
because it took me like fifteen to get over there, so I'm gonna just
fifteen back away from that creature. So yeah, run in Bless, back
up. Can you just clarify which are the four that aren't getting it?
Everyone except for you, basically, Najima, Holden, Faye and Watch you're
the ones getting it. They're all gonna be blasted. Okay here, and
as you do that, I need you to make a dexterity saving for for
me, Sebastian. Is it magical? Yes it is. That's gonna be
seventeen. Unfortunately, that is not enough unless you want to use a result.
Yeah, I'll use it. I don't want my bless to be in
vain. Okay, So pushing again? Is that? Which stage? Is
that? Be? My second? One? Second? One? Okay?
So you push away men's dots with black bolts? Okay, it is his
turn now. As he looks at Holden, I grew to finish you next
and says you want reckless stripe dice? That is a total of eighteen That
little hit, Hey, and you can feel this or is tearing into your
skin, making you vulnerable, so you'll resist the first half of this attack.
On the second seventeen twenty one twenty eight piercing damage have to fourteen and
then that will be eleven or chronic damage doubled two twenty two, so that
will be a total of twenty six points of damage to hold him? Can
I can I can I use a reaction? Yes, you man, I
would like to swing at this guy for damaging me. And I'm very mad.
And that's a twenty that missus. Oh, for fuck's sake, did
you use blass? Oh? I didn't, thank you, sebash jed.
You'll even another one to hit, so that will hit all right, perfect
hashtag bliss and that will be two twenty three damage to eleven. Is he
kind of starts strong, saving throws and attacks guys, remember y'all? Oh
yep, as he now crushed his fade his arm uh fade twenty three to
you to hit or damage to hit? Yes, yes, sixteen bludgeting damages.
She's crushing you and now for then her chrodic eight eleven to twenty two.
I'm hurting a bit, oh, dear, hebe it was time to
join ritch and she queezes one more time Jesus for a critical Oh Bradberry with
I know I'm gonna die, so with my dying breath and say, oh
Brah, I love you and I'm sorry because I'm not. I'm not gonna
fucking make this. Umbra stops that silence, and you just hear her like
weeping, and she's like, I know, I know, I love you
too. That is twenty eight bludgeoning and now I rolled it a chrodic.
I don't know if you need to because I think she has twenty eight Yeah,
thirty four tiss sixty eight and you see saw of phase blood drain into
osredal knitting some of the wounds. How many deaths fails? Is that Chris
done? I didn't I didn't instant kill you. Okay, his mercy floweth.
Yeah, he only did that to Woozy Wow. Umber would scream out
and she'd be like, get come and fight me, you big, ugly
bastard. This is as you're dropped to the ground from phase unconscious form.
I'm just yelling like crazy right next right next to holding yep, got here
holding you. Did you have ukulele on you. That's not lost on me.
Get up, sweetie, buck them up at that ukulele. Okay,
Fae roll that's saving, bro, you got it? Come on, Fae.
Oh, I thought that's a fourth all right, everybody Chris does bless
affect death saves while I know, I know it wouldn't matter because she got
a four, Like if she comes back, she's technically a saving would okay?
Cool hashtag and blast bless. Just remember that, Megan, as you
roll those going forwards, well, thank you. So that brings us to
Woozy, who is out of the fight Nowashi, you're up, buddy,
Okay, joke, you know I'm swanging. I'm gonna just go reckless again.
Okay, go for advantage, all right. That's a christ up to
bene. Okay, all right, So that's sixty six plus a lot.
Damn. I just realized Mom and Dad are dad right? Twenty seven half
to thirteen? Yeah, and I'm going to attack again. It's twenty eight
to hit okay, and that's eighteen yeah, and I would like to try
again, uh, to use my reaction. I want to try and knock
him prone again. He stands tall, but he like you can see the
flush wavering a little blows. You need to him the roars, all right,
last last thing. Zapp him with a little uh try and zapp him
with a little bonus action, which he fails. Okay, that is just
six sex lightning. Okay. As you do that, you see the eye
of the rod more through the body come out in his shoulder, glared down
at you. Is this black chack when the strikes in you? I need
you to make a constitution saving for a four mate. Okay, oh baby,
come out twenty four. You make it so you will take half of
the fifteen. You know, I'm kind of relieved, but I'm dead.
I don't have to focus on what to do next. Saving through Yeah,
I'm like vibrating, Chris. I'm like, I'm like grabbing grouping the edge
of my desk. I'm like, I'm going to fucking shit myself with this
battle. Jesus Curtains, I can't roll. Can you roll fifteen ten in
chart for me? Sure thing we're feeding this along. It doesn't map for
me. So oh, I see which one you're using. So that's one
hundred one? Holy fuck shit? So I take fifty, Yeah, you
take fifty, dog dicks all is he are you raging? Do do you
get against the chronic? He doesn't, And so since I created again,
those slasher effects will still be in bos. It kind of drops you to
seventy two hpjo Is that correct? Yes? Indeedy okay, hold it here
up, buddy, all right, Holding starts to rear back with his axe.
When he realizes he flashes back to a moment with Ma where she throws
her ukulele. So Holden pulls out Ma's ukulele, plays plays one beautiful little
note on it, and then rears back and swings at this bad boy with
that ukulele. So as you do, you feel waves of funding radius burning
oh in front of it like a comment screeching tord of the ground. Is
there's this destructive wave that bursts through the ground. I need everyone exactly,
No, I actually know he's big enough. So you just see pulled in
wale with this ukulele, this musical note in the air as a thunderous explosion
or radiant wave crashes through this body. You need to roll me five D
six thunder damage. I mean five D so it's fifty six radiant and fifty
six thunder Yeah, yeah, let me bust out my D six is.
Baby was not prepared for this. Holy shit, I eight, there's twenty
and then I'm gonna roll five D six more. Jeez at a boy that
is thirty nine the damage you said before, because I was listening thirty nine
thunder Radiant and you see him drop fade to the ground. Yes, I
would like to take this moment to let you know that I have two attacks
on my for each action. So I'm gonna hit him again. What's the
I don't think. I don't think I made one the first time. What's
my plus? I'll tell you if it's or not. Okay, Well all
right, uh okay, that hits, so I'm doing the same thing.
Yeah, oh that's even better. Holy shit. Hell yeah, that's twenty
four on the first five, and then we have, my goodness, that
is another forty one. So he took eighty this turn and holding as you
hit that second time that thunders wrapped the way, blasting everyone, not hurting
of you. Feel the shaft that you get breaking your hand is the head
of it goes spinning out and then PA comes back to life. Right if
if phase body fell close to I'm right, you go it all here like
I'm right yelling hysterically like, wake up, wake up. I know you're
stronger than this. Why are you wake up? Just like things like that?
Oh do I have a bonus to run? I'm very close? Can
I run and just like shove a healing potion down face throat? Sure?
Yes, of course I can. Fa you'll take a fail death saving throw
as he shoves the whole bottle down your throat. Godamn idiot, open it
up. What which healing potion you're using? Though? Beans? Because you
guys had three superior So how many is that? Chris eight D eight plus
ten plus eight as he roars out in anguish, he slaves and there's this
blasting wave into chronic energy. I need everyone to make his friend's saving throws
after holding heels. Yeah, beans, are you rolling that? I can?
I can just do it. It's just's yeah, yeah, do it
for a D four plus eighty four eighty four sorry, Fay gains thirty back.
Yeah, hell yeah, just in time for this wave out of chronic
energy to com bashing out and out and you hear killing as we were called,
the razor rays are ready to absorb all your queue. Let us know
went to strike, and I need ever, I need the four in there
holding Fae, Naji, Map and Nawatche all to make strength saving throw us
for me. All right, well twenty five then okay, so hold it.
You'll succeed Nai. Twenty three, you'll succeed NAWATCHI I got a natch.
Okay, you're good. Fee, um I got a discount twenty Um.
I did roll. I did roll with disadvantage since I am prone.
That's ten twenty eight, thirty two, thirty six, thirty seven halved the
sixteen okay, okay, minus sixteen okay, and you eat your push back
ten feet but not not prone. I'm still prone though. I just like
slided across the floor. I'm like, yea, all right, that brings
us to Nachi. Must turn. Where's the Sebastian start? I believe it
is Matin. Sorry, yeah, Holden just had a hella. Yeah yeah,
so um I think Najima seeing Fay go down, it's like no,
and runs round, stands in between Faye and as Regal and this is okay.
So I'm curious what you're gonna take on this, Chris. So I've
been actually thinking about doing this, and I don't know mechanically how to make
it work. But we'll see he also knowing him, you'll probably just say
he's just not gonna want to do it. So um So I want to
use my leon and ability daunting roar because a bonus action you can, especially
menacing roar creatures of your choice than ten feet of you that can hear.
You must succeed on wisdom, saving throws, or become frightened. So move
over here, boom in between Faye and as Regal, And I'm choosing obviously
as Regal, but I'm going to be using my visage of the spirit to
amplify my roar, to make it much, much, much louder. He
goes, why would I be scared? Yeah? I think that Nau kind
of stands up like a try that's it, I suppose. Okay, I'm
not even going to try and hit him. That was my action. Uh,
Sebastian, your buddy, Yeah, Fidel, damn you. And Sebastian
is going to scramble over to his allies, and after seeing so much damage
and seeing Faye fall, and he gets his hope back because he sees her
awakened, and he clasps his hands around his his his amulet to Ufadel and
he says, please please everyone, I need you to live. Then I'm
going to cast mass cures at eighth levels and that's gonna be for everybody.
Hell yeah, So that would be sixty d eight which are maximized. That's
forty two. No, forty eight plus the five is fifty three plus another
ten is sixty three. Yea, Wise, you get in there, you
feel the powers that healings stripped from you as your wounds refused to close.
Fully, you restore only half that amount, So that would be twenty eight
fifty six sixty three. Okay, I know it's fruitless, but I'm also
going to send that energy to Woozy's dead body. Okay, just fruitlessly because
I can at the end of your turn goes enough and his chest burst out
of them of chronic energies of actually make a constitution saving bird for me.
Okay, cool con saving. It's a grand total of four. Oh well,
do you want to take a level of exhaustion to reroll? Yeah,
that is Cohn you said right eighteen. You fall short, but you that
you have a special power. Now do you wish to reflect I have a
special power. It'll cause your reactions. Do you want to reflect? Sure?
So much like before you catch it and you kind of cast it away,
rotting a piece of stone out, but you feel the magic that's been
guarding you fade a little bit. Your AC decreases by one. Interesting,
very interesting. It is now oswit All's turn. So Chrish just on.
I'm clear Sebastian reflected it but didn't hit anyone. I mean she can try
targeting creatures that will have no effect on if she wants. I just wanted
to make sure I didn't miss any damage. Sorry I blacked out for a
second. Yeah, yeah, no, I'm assuming you would would not try
throwing a deathbeam had death creature, Am I right? Sebastian? Yeah?
Okay. So and Jess, you know Pharaoh at a level two exhausting,
your speed has halved. You're tired. Can you measure the distance to Sebastian
for me? Nick twenty deciber twenty five okay, So he's going to move
his half his the speed that he has remaining, so they can get Sebastian
in range. So Najima, you just see this his one hand morphrontled mall
that comes smashing down on you. That is a, I forget because he
had this advantage currently did not matter. That still hits you, Najimaut that
is six D six piercing. The eighteen twenty one twenty eight piercing damage takes
it like a champ at a girl. And then the new chronic damage comes.
She asks for moren eight thirteen twenty six the chronic damage. And then
he's going to make two strikes against the wounded, the frustrating sabash Joan.
That's a natural one because of disadvantage, yea. And that's another miss because
of disadvantage. Card into his these Assis calls these strikes to go, why
dodging the he missing the healer, But like smashing chumps out of the stone
pillar of the fit, it's around her him. Okay, it's Faye,
you're off all right. Faye is going to stand up and drank her supreme
potion. And I think after drinking the potion um, she's going to call
up to the anvil and say do it now out And as you do,
you see that the sky flash a little bits. The anvil storm intensifies.
You can see threads of energy, some surging through as recal, others going
wide. You see Woozy's body fly thirty feet in aday. You can see
this charge stripping as recal some of its power, but also mending some of
the wounds as of speed channeled through here temporary warcious screwing. Where is the
okay, fay doing anything else with your turn? Um? Since I have
since I'm no longer prone, that cuts my movement in half? Correct?
As you stood up? Um, I go to h pick umbra up and
I'm assuming can I do anything else? We'll call it that. You're turned
As you drank the potion called out, picked up umbra, dusted yourself off.
Yep, you feel that warm kind of hug sensation on your mind.
Just don't have to do that again, Najima, I need you to make
a constitution saving for for me as a tentacle emergence of this large central eye
of Oscar Golf. Heres there is this black keckling beam strikes you. All
right, Well, I'm going to spend my final key point to reroll that
final key point to turn Australian a key wee point. Oh boy, your
blastinas I don't forget. Oh, thank you so much. Oh and also
a plus two because met were of eight. Oh my God, that's twenty
two okay, which you use a feat you would five thousand years for your
own tradition. It's just submit your demise. I'll go when I need to.
That is eighteen twenty seven, thirty six, forty one, forty nine,
fifty two, fifty eight, sixty three, sixty eight, seventy three
inde nine points, which would be doubled by his hat. So you take
seventy nine necrotic damage. I thought he'd never stopped counting. Yeah, I
went, I went to the kitchen and got a drink and came back.
So you see this, this reddish, cackling beam of death straction on the
stripping, bodiless soul. Nauseuma is like on her knees, like the sand
is like dripping, or like it's like falling limp around her. She's got
like five HP left. She's just like, oh, okay, to watch
you. You're up. You know what I'm doing. Baby, get in
there, baby rushing in reckless let's go up. Damn all right, No,
Kurt, this time, that's a twenty seven to hit. Okay,
nineteen damage okay? Uh? And then can I try and bust that reaction
again? Try and knock him prone. Sure he will make that. Okay,
then just a normal hit on the next one. There's my christ,
thank you, Damn Joe. Yeah, this guy is really making use of
that reckless attack. I'm gonna reroll all those ones because of my great weapon
fighting. Yeah, alright, so thirty six total, okay, have yeah,
any chance this guy's under one hundred h doesn't seem to there's no soul
is too mighty to drag at this stage. Still okay to know, all
right, So um, I'm gonna just blast off that last little bonus action
of lightning. That's a DC seventeen decks. He fails that miserably, Okay,
So he takes fourteen lightning damage and that's it for me. Slasher condition
is still in effect. Baby, let's go, Damn Joe. Fuck yes,
no, watch it. I need you to make a con saving throat
will do. It's a twenty six, so you will take half instead of
double damage to roll a Chris or yeah, yeah, please roll that for
me. That's ninety two, good sir, so forty well, no,
it's double he's in the ore, so just a straight ninety two then two?
Oh oh god, what kind of damage am I tecking right now?
And the chronic is cold beaches and falls off your body to scouring your life
night. All right, Okay, holding your buddy. Okay, shout out
to all American rejects, because I'm gonna swing swing on this piece of ship.
All right. First, I'm gonna and you know what, and you
know what, Chris, I'm going in reckless with my first attack, go
for it. Come on, Chrit. That's a twenty two. It was
a rip still heads at in there as nineteen damage. And then wait are
you using the ukulele. No, the ukulelely broke on my two. I
mean pretty epic swings. I mean he did eighty damage for the ukuleles.
So yeah, that ukulele like Paw is cheering from heaven. No, he's
alive or hell he You know, who's to say Paw would be in a
place like heaven. I think he from the land of Chicken tending your Paul
went to Kentucky, y'all. From that is a thirty two on the second
one. That sounds cool to me. Another sixteen damage for you, okay,
So I was sixteen damage in nineteen damage. Yep, sixteen plus nineteen
okay, so so nine and eight, so seventeen. Yeah, you can
see him flowing down to his knees, and you just see all these tentacles
burst down of him. I need everyone to make next. Terry Thad grows.
Oh god, this could be the end of of Najima. Remember you,
guys, I can. I can see this, right, Chris,
Yes you can. Actually, everyone except Holden is in my aura of hate.
So y'all get plus two. I get BLUs two plus one. Yeah,
I got twenty four. Oh am, damn bless for me. I
forgot about plus at my highest possible is a fourteen Chris, So do what
you gotta do. No hold, okay, buddy thirty two, cold up
with a vengeance. Don't touch me. I would listen to her, someone
who doesn't like to be touched. I'm sure like tentacles are probably the no.
No, you take fourteen piercing damage holding that's already to happen nowt okay,
thirteen, I will take that up. Now, do I get a
reaction? You will in a second, Okay, I believe you, And
then this is the chronic damage will be doubled. That's ten eighteen, twenty
twenty eight. Twenty nine doubled to fifty eight. Jesus Christ. Everyone,
no, just for holding U. And know what did you roll? I
mean, Sebastian, what did you roll? Wait? What was that second
about? You said? Hold on? Fifty eight? Necrotic damage? Jesus
Christ. So I'm looking at twenty faid? Okay, Fay was the thirty
two? Nachum was the twenty four? Yea? And what were your total?
Is what? Twenty two? Not watching twenty four? Also? Okay?
So you managed shoot as you can see its body breaking down and just
swarm of spiked tooth tentacles. But here's out. You guys all manage dodge.
But holding takes like thoty in the chest and they just start sucking the
light from it. You seem getting weaker and muscles are draining. Okay,
cool, I'm cool. Okay, so holding you're sponding? Yeah, I'm
taking a swing as a retaliation. All right, let's create, let's create,
Let's create. Goddamn twenty eight. That hits not good, not good
though? Another nineteen damage Nagima, You're up, all right? I was
gonna gonna pop pop that own supreme healing POSH tendy four plus twenty correct.
Yeah, stood in line for ten hours for that potion. All right,
so that's twenty two, that's forty four two. That's gonna be your actions.
You guys are beaten down. You're scrambling through things. Now, Okay,
that's my action, and I don't have the key points, can't do
anything else with bonus actions. I guess she just braces herself fair enough,
Okay, Sebastian, you're off. Sebastian will back pedal a few feet.
Okay, so you're gonna pass through the lowest arch. Yeah, and remember
you fifteen feet. So he back pedals out from under the arch, and
so he is going to present his symbol of upidel and channel divinity. Uh,
you can split eighty five eight feet among creatures up the half. So
I was going to originally split that between Nadima and Noachi, but Naji might
healed herself up with the potion, and now she is beyond halt. No,
she's not. She's still under half half of the seventy five for her.
She's only at forty two forty seven, Okay, cool, cool,
Then I'm gonna give forty two to Najima and forty two Tonachi. Oh goodness,
so fashion amount of healing, we would have been like fucked in the
ass with us fashion. This is why the DM was like, you're healing
is what's going to sway this battle because we do this with a healer.
Yeah, red alert, I'm at sixty nine h How hard are you?
Yeah? Yeah, Christians. Also was a reminder, if anyone is within
the aura of as regal, they're only gonna get half of them. Yes,
that is true. Fuck, oh so I only got twenty one of
that. I guess it was. It was forty one or forty two.
It was forty two to each of you, because I can heal up to
eighty five splitting half. Okay, so it's twenty two. I just want
to point out how I just want to point out how serious this is because
Nick prevented someone from having sixty nine HP and that that trade, I got
a twenty five to save. So you'll take full images to the double you
want to roll that sweet sweet de tense for me? Nick, all fifteen,
give me finish my turn because I still have a bonus action. What
do you do for your bonus action? Preserve life is a channel divinity.
I can still do a spell correct, so I can still do healing word
correct at second level and use my last second level slot. Let's go who
target. Everybody is in ASRA goals aura correct, so I might as well
give it to who's been doing the most fuck up on this guy. Watch.
Yeah, I'm going to give that to no Watch. Yeah sports sports
slower in their HP. I still have a sup I still have a supreme
too, so don't worry about me. I'm at fifty. Yeah, so
you're gonna be getting back eight plus five is thirteen plus four or seventeen,
So you're gonna be getting back seventeen. Have to Okay, it's the best
I can do. I backed up and I did oh whole bunch of healing.
Okay, now the damage for thy so it's pretty bad on my end.
It's only seventy one okay, okay, seventy one that drops you to
sixty three. Cool, Okay, he's up. No, guys, I
have one spell slot let that's it. So this is good against NOWATCHI with
straight dice to see one reckless that is a total of twenty six that does
hit. So this damage will be twenty blugending half to ten. Then the
necrotics, which is fifteen sixteen double to thirty two. So you take forty
two from that stripe. The next ruther of tentacles go on to U Najima
with disadvantage, but I think twenty six still hits for that six eight fifteen
bludgending and seventeen nineteen thirty eight necrotic st old for this and then hold in.
Maybe you see a giant mall form like the thing that been off the
doctor's hands in the movie, all jagged, unnatural teeth inside just kind of
spin out to envelop you. It's great, nice since you were reckless for
a total twenty seven. Okay, so this is the damage that'll be have.
So that is twenty one twenty eight half the fourteen that's piercing damage,
and then for the nechronic damage that dropped you at fifteen and then yah,
chronic damage sixteen eighteen double the thirty six. My goodness, okay, I'll
can I take a reaction now? Yes, but all right, here we
go. All right, come on, let's go, let's go, let's
go. That's twenty three, yes, and that's fourteen damage. You can
see that this body is kind of starting dropping off. Like dog food.
You're all those speaks. You're spent at the spot at the four of the
number two, all well, drinking spot for you guys, you had legenic
berries. I don't, I don't know what you're talking about. I love
that. This is the worst lie, the worst everyone's got. Like serious,
it's like the fear of death or fear of killing friends, and this
one's like this man just didn't fucking walk the walk? What's the spot?
Let's I want? I want to plow past this guys. Okay, you're
off, all right, um faye, We'll just give Umbra squeeze and say,
all right, sorry, I gotta go back in and see if I
can try to kill this thing. Do it? All right, I'm gonna
die try and so I'm going to attack with Umbra and um I will absolutely
be burning my seventh level spell stot for branding smite. So this attack better
fucking hit. Well, we don't have to declare until you hit, so
it's like I'm declaring it. I'm determined, all right. Uh, nineteen
plus ten is andrew D four. That is, so that's a twenty nine
plus um two, which is a thirty one to hit. Does that hit
that will hit okay, branding smike baby level. Get this motherfucker back in
the ground where he came from. So that's seven D six. I'll roll
Umber's damage first, so it's five D eight. Oh you brandy, some
might a seventh level yes, holy shit, yep, so seven D six
fuck yes, all right, so I'll do umbers attack first, one D
ten. That is a five eleven plasm damage, so it's eleven half to
five okay, alright, seven, let me get out my seven D six
h alright, gout. Seven nine plus four is thirteen plus two is fifteen
plus four is nineteen plus two is twenty one plus four is twenty five radiant
damage also red alert. We're four hours and twenty minutes everyone, Okay,
how much damage was that? Twenty three? All okay? Okay, Woozy,
you feel you're consciouness being pulled from your spell? Boca? Is it
beginning? Everyone sees flat with arcane lightning. He just going q quickly quickly.
I need you to roll three D six for me. Alrighty oh my
god, that is going to be six hell yeah, pick a six level
spell to lose. Okay, it is up to like I can combine it.
Yes you can, but I was saying for like speed, for speed.
Okay, yeah, that's fine. Do I have to do it right
now? Or can I just do it later? Do it later? Have
you come back with one hit point? Oh okay, Woozy. Woozy like
kind of shakes himself and just kind of mumbles not yet, all right,
Barney, I'll see you soon enough. Then he kind of looks around,
where is that? Oh shit? Is it my turn? Yes, it's
your turn. Woozy is going to stumble to his feet and kind of use
the pillar of the archway for support as he stumbles his way inward closer to
the fight, and he's going to reach out his hand with a glare in
his eye, and he's gonna stare Azra Groth in his one eye and say
right, and then he's gonna cast power word pain. Oh wait a minute,
you can't upcast that. Sorry, no you can't. You just don't
get any benefits for doing so. Oh okay, great, great great?
So yeah, so I'm going to cast power word pain on him nineteen con
Yeah, is that when he gets to make it immediately? Yeah, it
doesn't matter. He's not proficiently con he fails, seems slug out, but
you see ruptures and like this vibration in his forms, like he's screaming out.
Oh my god. Yeah, Christian, can you describe how what that
spell manifests has I just want to say, it looks like he's boiling.
Oh my god, nasty y'all. Look over at Woozy. He's looking most
serious you have ever seen this old. He is at one hind point.
He's covered in blood and dust and grind. Oh, fucking this guy up.
How much damage did that do? By the way, the powers it
just sucks up his stats for eternity. Oh I love it. Oh oh,
he's in your brain. Yeah, forty five minutes worth it, all
right, Joe, bring it home, baby boy up? All right.
Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna just look at this thing and just say I
set myself up to say something cool and didn't have anything the power of editing
baby Joe. Joe. Maybe maybe Nache remembers that little bit of parchment he
has rolled up from just to read another recipe for hot sauce. No,
it's in my pocket. I just start reading it to him. Make eagle
one. God, I'll just I'll just look at it him and say,
let's see what the inside of a god looks like. Yeah, alright,
twenty seven to hit on the first one, Oh, reckless, Sorry,
let's see. Okay, no crit, so do here next one? That's
eighteen damage. I am gonna try and knock him down as I do between
all of my turns. Oh and he'll have disadvantage because of powered pain right
right, says DC seventeen strengths. He still makes it with disadvantage. Okay,
all right, I'm gonna swing again. Okay, by no crit,
don't you get reckless. I already took my record. It applies for all
your texts. Oh really, yeah that's true. Oh damn, it so
close, so far? Still it hit so so you as you go you
seem kind of spill and like slop and move back to the center of the
arena painting healing, and all fours tentacles sprouted out. I need everyone to
make that charity saving throws, including Woozy. I assume everyone, yes,
everyone, okay, would this be for me and Najima? Would this be
with phase plus two? Yes? Okay and bless Yeah, I'm at that
D four and two and they're just for the hell of it. Okay,
I got it at twenty. Okay, so Nawachi, that's a total of
sorry sixteen, is that with all the bonuses? Yes? Okay, nay
three, okay, nice fae twenty two? Hold it that woze natural one
second. Don't forget you have like he has got his last one to reroll.
He wants, wait on what you still have one use of the resolve.
I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure I had used it. You can
use it for the last one for exhaustion. I don't think you did.
Really, Yeah, no, Julian one level of exhaustion. You have to
Okay, all right, so you get to reroll. Okay, I will
re roll. That is a nineteen. Let's go you sixted. So everyone
as his body slumps and cross the center, you guys kind of getting ready
to gang in. You see the ice sprout out of the center of the
body, tentacles ten and totals kirising out all you watched, and except for
Nawashi, whose finals struck opened up the heart of the beast. He takes
the tentacle to the chest, kirising through out the bag. Nuwashi, you're
in zero, but you're still conscious, okay, which is a blessing.
So starting with niwashe you get you guys are gonna get one thing to do
to finish off this boss fight. Uh can that be a reckless attack?
Sure? You're gonna like push through the tentacle and just recklessly into Yeah,
yeah, I would like to put myself forward on fuck all right, come
on, I need that crib baby, come on, come on. Fuck,
that's twenty three to hit you cut in separate part of the eye,
stalk the eye kind of falling thirty its tentacles rising out your bag. It's
you push through the blood kind of like spittering tackles off of your body.
Okay, holding you're up, but you're one thing you're doing running up and
attacking recklessly right right into its little chest there. Okay, this is just
one attack. So all right, coo coo cool, that's the natural twenty
oh. You don't need to worry about damage. Is all cinematic. Okayxcellent.
So I dig my great axe into the throat of this thing and just
rip down the middle of it, opening it. Yeah, Joe, do
you want to redo yours to be a little bit more cinematic? Yeah,
I mean no, I'm good. I think they're pulling myself forward on his
centeral cinematic good enough for me. That's a pretty badass. Yeah, okay,
Najima, what'd you do in the cinematic? Here as hold his axe
as you see Nawashi powering through this tentacle is piercing open his chest to the
sugar in one more time, holding raging, just digging his axe and pushing
it through this thing's throat down, trying to bisect it. I think Nadgement
would walk up to him slowly and just say, even though you're a god,
you cannot beat the universe, and get her sand ready to suck this
boy drash. Okay, you're a cinematic moment. Sebastian is going to walk
up with his allies and he is going to lift up his symbol of Uffidel
and use his very last spell slot to cast mass heal and heal everybody with
seven hundred HP split split behind everyone eleven together as friends. I just did
the math where I added everybody's missing HP and they were at six sixty fo
everybody can be brought back to full. So this creature gets slammed to hell
by my allies and he sees them revitalize as if it had never hurt them,
and Sebastian says, nobody dies here today. False God, Wow,
you're what you do with Fay with still with her wings of flying cloak Sho'll
launch into the air and take a grand spinning move with umber and slam the
slate sife down right into this fucking eyeballs. The eyeballs waving this guy.
You go up, big blade put a point right into the eye. Was
all screaming in pain. What you do? And Luzy was crawling on all
fours as he was like literally at one health, making his way over there,
determined to finish with his comrades. And then he gets hit with this
blast of healing and as he's taking a bite out of a hot pepper,
he begins to stand up and walk more confidently as he walks up the back
of holding crawling up until he gets to the face of Azra Goth and he
says, I started this, I will helpment it. And then he's going
to use his breath weapon to shoot cackling electric energy into his face like a
dragon. As you're breathing down through and you can see the beam intensified as
the anvils sucking out the last of his energy. You see australs forming in
to wither and come cape in on itself, crumbling until you see the original
body of astro Ball fall to the ground, blood dripping everywhere, the sky
returning on normal color. Look at that death token. Crush shit, I'm
going to slurp up that key. Yeah, yes, please, haven't done
it at all? Told him it's going to open him a false bottom to
his tank of restoration. It's filled with like cups and a keg of beer,
and he just starts pouring everyone two beers to just to just start celebrating.
Baby, that's maximum key suckage. Yell. Luthy looks up to the
sky towards the anvil and contacts killing it. Says Gillian, it's done.
Are you Are you sure? We're still sensing martial tears. The false god
has been slain. I don't know what else that might be going on.
And you can see one last chuckle and the three crystals that had no power
all tear open his body. You can now see it the first second of
mumani fear, as a tear begins open and you can say killing, what
what's that force? And you can see the angel being dragged towards it as
reality splinters. You see visages of unknown monsters or across the plaine, scampering
towards the void. Guardians, what is going on? Everyone to me O
god fuck yeah phase for rushing over to Woozy. Just yeah, Nigel would
just acted out saying over over to Woozy and holding wraps his arms around everybody,
everyone as close as you can. And then he's going to use Globe
of Invulnerability, which is a ten foot radius so twenty foot diameter sphere.
So as you do that, our cane energy is and you can see the
terror extending audience. What did you do? We need to stop it.
You can see the anvilt, You can see the pulsiveess magic fighting as the
trees and stones are falling towards us being crump crumple. The cromble police of
a black hole is sucking and you see this bizarre multi eyed figure stool out
of the portal, pulling itself free, this soundless roar as stone cracks in
splinters and it begins to walk off the pyramid. You see tentacles popping on
the other side, grabbing the two pillars, cracking it in stove. Should
we should we do something? Can we? I suppose we should Sebastian is
going to kneel and cling to his symbol of Ufodel, and he is going
to pray for divine intervention. Okay, what's your prayer? What are you
praying for to make sure that life wins this, this entity of death does
not succeed, that everyone lives today as you do. There's a brief hole
of the heavens. The light shimmers fourth. You can see a barrier erect
around the island, closing in killing what it's going on. There's a bear
for me as everything is in case in golden shimmering light. Thank you.
You see demons tearing away through the portals. Now a cardal sense of death
emanating from the whole, Wuzi. As you sit and watch this, your
mind, the gait that you've kept so tightly breaks open, and in a
second you remember everything. You remember the wish you cast it floods into your
mind. How you destroyed Barnabas's ascension. Do you share that information? Wuzi?
Okay, I wasn't sure if you're gonna keep going um, okay,
so how would us a reactor? Uz almost has a moment of like catatonic
as a and the globe drops as his concentration fades. I'd remember barnabas no
bonnomus everyone in that moment? Can he try to remember what it was that
he did? Yes, you can? How much control you want me to
have over workshop? Let's be real quicker. You just told me to give
it to I mean, I trust you. Okay, you remember in swift
incantations it took about a minute to prepare, but you know in this time
will be overwhelmed. And the wish was I trapped you for eternity at my
side was the last part of the wish. All the ruins will laid off
before you. He kind of like cuts himself off as he's like everyone,
and he looks down at the spectral image of Barney and then he just starts
walking towards the portal my thing without saying anything. Actually, I take that
back. I take that back. He's going to start walking towards the portal
and he's gonna look back at Faye and he's just gonna nod and smile a
little bit. What is he doing Woozy, Lucy, what are you doing,
Woozy height I am meant to end this. It's been a fun running
friends, and then he's gonna jump into the portal as it ques killing comes
in? What is going on? Close that portal immediately before it kills us?
All uh Naji met Realizing this, I guess not much do about.
Woozy runs up to one of the crystals on one of the corners of the
triangles and she tries to hit it. So as you run up, you
realize punching this distortion isn't going to help, but you feel all those memories
of your past existence is culminating that you must shove each of these fears into
that portal to close it. Okay, why with that information, she grabs
the death crystal. Okay. As you do, you can feel its weight,
the weight of anti life on your body, and you can feel it
kind of pulling and aging at you a little bit, and that's your action
to hold him your next as you can see as monster's kind of turned to
you and cackle as if they know where this is the end. Okay,
so yeah, holding just pulls out his shit. He readies himself for whatever's
coming. I don't really know what else to do. That's probably gonna be
my sorry, that will bring us to Sebastian. So Sebastian saw Woozy go
into this portal, Najima went to one of the crystals. There are these
being these creatures coming out of the portal. Am I getting that? Yeah,
there's all kinds beings of death, demons, elementals, as if everything
has kind of congealed. And you can see Nachuma has this look of realization
and she's cupping this like heavy weight her one hand, like her one hand
is clearly like clutchings ling beyond her ability to reach in one and she's kind
of like looking at the portal knowingly, like she knows what has to happen.
Then I am going to Sebastian is going to limp towards the nearest crystal,
but that's as far as he can go. He maybe, well,
I guess technically he could do the dash, Yes, he should and limp
the extra bit. As you get up there, you cut the node in
your hand. You can feel the heat the coal that wait, okay,
Faye, you're up. Um Faye is going to fly over to um the
crystal over the thought crystal um, and she will also do the same to
grab the thought crystal to um, following Nigima's lead. Yeah, and let's
say that Holden Noachi are just fighting these beasts for no reason, to kind
of create distraction as they all get to the crystals, Like Holden would just
be running in there and just back to back. Yeah, yeah, that
was that was gonna be my turn anyway. I was just gonna just look
look back at them and just say, like with a com I think this
is our end. Be remembered well, my audience, as you can see
himsso flying towards the sky in the annual opening up once more, starting with
Holden, how do you want to be remembered? You have full car blanche
to do whatever you want to be as descriptive and villashould as you desire.
Okay, your final action. Holden runs in and let's say he takes out
like seven beasts himself. He runs in, he's ripping things heads off,
he's cutting things heads off, he's hot dog ways, he's hamburger ways.
He's going in and he's taking as many people out as he possibly can in
this last ditch effort of you know, just taking motherfucker's out so freshly healed
her vitalizes you charge in exhaustion, forgotten healing, left, hewing, right,
heads, wings, talents, tails, everything falling before the blender of
death that is holding. But it's not enough, even with your fury and
your rage. Cuts sink deep, clawing pain, broken ribs, bones,
and eventually, as you fight your way to guard Woozy and the others,
you find yourself on your knees, breath ragged as you continue to cut down
things pouring from the portal, each blow coming slower and slower as your arms
become heavy and heavy. Naguma your next how are you remembered? Okay,
Naguma is going to use a key point to take step of the wind.
So she she's gonna dash down to Sebastian, and she gives a look at
him and says, let's finish this together and can she grab him and then
with her spectrum arms take him into Crystal and her other Crystal into the portal
where Woozy is sure but the weight kind of Saska style driving behind you.
As you pick up speed faster and faster, you knowingly look at Sebastian sittings
were scooping him in one arm, and the wind under her feet leaping high
claws and whatnot, scraping and bashi, but still the speed laid to the
center, Woozy still the central of the portal as everything's coming out around seem
mean to ignore him. I just wanted Sebastian to look back at Najima,
cut her cheek and say, there would no one else. I would love
to do the end with sweetheart. Let's go. So it's not my cradle.
You the one saint arm You send down flares and will scorching demon in
double skin, a reflecting magic, but that you found power sitting the bowls
of white and creating and burning things to skies. You can land next to
Woozy faem Fae well you know, give Umbra squeeze and say I think this
is our last dance, my dear, and she will fly through the air
once more um and you know, cut down any enemies that stop her.
But she, you know, also makes it over to the center where Woozy
is to to finish the job. So as you do, you feel time
as Corona ephress, I gaze upon you, I cannot see you want a
child, but I can buy in time freezes locked in place as you score
through the sky, hewing frozen bodies, the weight in your one arm,
your heart true, in tune with umbra beings fine. And then once you
leaned time when freezes in, all the bodies just split into her heart,
as if wind itself had sliced through them, collapsing to the ground as you
now face Najima Sebastijian, Woozy, Nawashi, what's she doing? How are
you remembered as I'm here fighting alongside Holden, slicing up these beasts. I
Nawaschi thinks he doesn't want to be remembered as the butcher. While he is
a killer and is good at it, he wants to be remembered as somebody
who found a group of friends worthy enough to fight alongside and to fight for.
And he looks over at Holden and says, I don't care if you
didn't make that journey, but this is our long walk. Damn oh no.
Holden looks and nods at him and says, I love you, Love
you, two, little guy rought tears. You've brought tears to my eyes.
So Nawachi, at first, the thought of a fight powered through you,
lightning, Cagolai blades, the joy. It's never any seamless muscles,
tire, and those thoughts come to you, those words, and find yourself
slumped back to back. Hold what meed with holding green? The hard weapons
had a side? Did you know a little each other in the eye?
If your last few holding said all of your life finally found that truth?
The fridges Holden's crying, I'm definitely not crying. Louzy, bring us home.
How do you want to be a river? Muzzy has sat down in
the middle of this portal as all this energy and demons are escaping around him,
and his mind has been transported back into a time before most of these
friends of his were even not even a thought yet in his parent and their
Aaron's minds. Right in front of him, floating in front of his face
is that spectral dwarf that you guys have always seen around him, always seen
writing in his books and helping him out keep tabs and record the various deeds
and epics of the Guild. And he just is talking quietly with it,
as if nothing around him is affecting him, because it's all this time you
were right next to me, it was really you. That's something we know.
I missed you all this time. Friend. It makes me happy to
know that all this time I thought I was walking out right there beside me.
And he sort of like looks up into the sky and I imagine there's
just this like hellish landscape of demons flying around but up above the dome and
threw it. Luzy kind of stares up, and he sighs a little bit,
and he closes his eyes and he just whispers over and over at his
So that's so. And as you say those words, all three crystals,
you feel hung and as you tune your words, feel the portal begin to
close, cackling. Who knows what's what's going on. It's receding, it's
proceeding. And then there's a build. You feel uttered, calm. As
you all sit in this portal, you see a light flash demons, ghosts,
spectors, abominations from all the wrongs incinerated in a bright, serious light.
Can feel the stones beneath you lifting and giving rattling as realities seems tear
apart. And then you all kind of zoom out for a brief moment,
as if lifted spirits, watching the final act of their bodies. The portal
guarded Friendship renewed, restored and true. As a loud explosion or roughs the
pyramid first, exploding out massive stones that wait tons sending skyward. You can
see the anvil battered by this explosion, and suddenly everything holds in space for
a brief second, quivering, and it all comes slamming back together and a
thunderous roar of everything broken and destroyed. It slams to the ground, bodies
of allies foes of the unknown, slumping to the ground. Too much has
been lost, but today is ultimately a victory. The storm Breakers live on,
and the legend of the Storm Guardians is born. And that is where
this story ends. Wow, Don Jesus guys. All was quiet around the
ruined crater where the Ritual One stood, the mighty Pyramid now rubble smoke rising
through which you can see the bodies of the fallen Storm Guardians, Nawatchee holding
Faye, Sebastian and Najimo. Blood pools from the large horfied mass that was
Ozragall the hourglass people set into his golden eye, stares lifelessly over the bodies
of the fallen heroes. All is quiet. Nearby, the tattered and scorched
fell book of Muslim Hephalopochus lies in the dirt. The book suddenly snaps open,
pages flutter, and crackling electricity fills the air, and in a flash
of blue light, up here, Woozy, landing on all fours, glasses
cracked, covered in dirt, ash and blood, your faithful spellbook beside you,
the glow fading from the power that restored you to life. Breathing hard,
do you look up at the devastation before you? Your friends slay at
the hands of monster and traitor tears for your eyes, and then suddenly hear
a voice behind you, Woozy, don't cry, the voice of Kilian,
not the warm voice of your friend and ally, but cold and pitiless.
You turn, seeing Killian emerge from a violet terror and space itself. Before
you have a chance to speak. You freeze, not of fear or shock,
but before us aside you control that grips your muscles like iron, the
likes of which you've never felt. Before you look up. It's Achillian,
sitting tall and proud with a smile on his face. Through the violet tear
steps a tall slender human with dark hair tubbling down about her shoulders and buriliant
green eyes. It seemed to shimmer like the Aurora borealis. She smiles at
you, Woozy, eyes piercing, and there's something about the gaze. It's
familiar. It works. By the gods, it actually worked. I still
can't believe the beholder fell for your ploy, or that the fools sacrifice themselves
just as you predicted, thinking they died saving the world. But either way,
you couldn't have done this without me. So now for the reward you
promised me, of course, take it. It is rightfully yours. The
tall woman smiled wickedly broadens, and she slowly walks closer to you, Woozy.
Her robes of dark purple all seemed to swirl about her like smoke,
the clicking of her heels along the ruined stone echoing in the ruins. You
could have been the one woozing to stand with me, but you are too
small minded, too soft of heart. I needed someone that could see the
world as I could. I needed someone strong enough to make that world of
reality. The woman comes to a stop right in front of you, Woozy.
She smiles and bends her face down, coming with an inches of you
again. There's something dreadful to be familiar about those eyes that you can't quite
place. But I couldn't have you, woozy. I would for the next
best option. The woman leads in as if to kiss you, and stands
was just something into your ear? Oh, I have waited so long for
this. She stands up, holding her small book without taking her eyes off
you. She opens it and waves her hand, and a small dwarfing friend
appears floating by the page of the book. The woman takes him into her
hands. You always were the sentimental type, carrying your guilts with you all
these years. That's the difference between you and I. You always cared too
much. You couldn't just let go. How ironic that the guilt you carried
is the very thing that allowed my soul to return to this plane. Really,
I should be thanking you. And with that she crushes the dwarfing figure
in her fists. It shatters into a thowls and tiny shards of light,
which float away into the night. The woman takes a deep breath, as
if a great weight has been lifted from her shoulders. She closes her eyes
and lets her gaze drift up into the night sky. Slowly, she looks
back at you, Woozy, the look of pure mad joy across her face.
Now, old friend, it's your turn. She utters the arcane words
that you yourself when not strong enough to utter in the past. And instantly
your body abrupts some pain as you realize what is happening. Their soul,
their life, their essence is being transferred from the book. And then your
perception shifts as you watch your body decaying to dust. Woozy, you appear
and ghostly blue hovering above pages Billion smiles and brushes the hair out of his
face, revealing an eye, the brilliant of golden virus in the shape of
an arrow glass with the double people, well done part of this, all
hail the eye. Indeed that even I don't even know that the we talk
that Holy fuck, that's a Christian. What the fuck? That's why when
you when you called for that, like, ah, hal the eye in
the war room, We're all like, sank fucking god, Christian? That
was man? That it was was that Hillary? Who was No, that
was Shannon? Okay, yeah, I thought, oh that was Shannon.
Wow, you guys was fantastically done. Christian man, you the other day
you were like, Christian goes who is our I? And I was in
the background like, wow, I unintentionally laid these seeds Christians. Literally you
you don't understand like me, Chris, me, christ and David were like.
I was like, David, did you, like have you been talking
to Christian? Did you tell him to say that? And he was like,
no, I didn't. I didn't tell him to say that. It
wasn't me, Like he did this all on his own, like I had
to preface it, like I didn't approach him to set this up, because
originally I was going to just kill you all. I was going to track
you would have beaten the beholder and then you would have felt time everything stopped
and I was just going to slaughter all of you, and they're like that's
no fun. I'm like, okay, So we got creative and then you
just started leading the groundwork through us customers like I. He made this so
easy, like literally between this is beautiful, between the you know, making
him the eye, the you know, who is our eye? Like you
guys, just I was convinced at least one of you was gonna be like
I don't buy it. I don't buy this guy. This is like you
guys all loved killing Yeah he sure didn't. This is amazing, though,
what you guys have done. You three, like being able to take the
things that we've like done just in playing and then weave it into this thing
that feels like it's like from a book. Like that feels like the epilogue
to a book. This is six months like calling. It's so fucking excited
to listen to this shit im background anytime I'm not like right here I'm around.
I want you want to I want to record some like screams or things
for Woozy during that scene too, to add in some place. Hilary literally
said, She's like, oh, it's too bad you guys can't get Christian
to like do anything. Yeah, yeah, that'd be great. Yeah.
I mean, oh, I was gonna say, so we don't want to
stay up to like two in the morning talking about how amazing this was.
I was going to suggest we do a it can be like sometime next week,
it can be two weeks from now, a month, like I thought
it would be cool to do like a Hey, let's get together and like
record us talking about the one shot for like, I don't know, it
could be like half an hour, an hour. Maybe it's kind of like
shooting the shit what was fun? Like we want to get it out of
our Yeah. Yeah, basically we could have like a structure to it too,
to keep it a little bit more flowy and like you know, have
it run through each person to give an answer to something. Yeah, and
Christian I would love. I mean, I'm sure David and you will be
working on this together. We're trying to figure out the best way. So
Shannon is still going to be recording the intro and the outro, just kind
of the narrative, not not that bonus scene. So I think I'm going
to trust you guys to figure out, like what's the best way to like
insert that post credit scene into the I mean we can, yeah, we
can talk about that later, but yeah, we can absolutely do that.
It'll work out. I think Chris should have the final word. I just
want to say thank you to all of you guys for being incredibly patient and
like I know that was a frustrating fight and none of you guys really let
it show, like you all yeah you just like, yeah, did we
the hardest fight? I've ever been a part of. It was so hard
that oh my gosh, yes, I thank you.