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Hey, look he's it. Hey, Look he's it. Hey, Look

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he's it. Hey, it's going
to call him real quick. You guys

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are starting to enter back in furious. I guess Oh my fucking god,

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amazing, amazing, amazing, amazing, door, god damn it. Every

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everything he's doing, everything, everything's
fucking ruined. You can't do anything right

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right now. Oh my god,
Hey everybody, welcome to the snark Tank

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Podcast. Uh. I don't even
know how to fucking begin. I definitely

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sad like today's Oh man, remember
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you want to get involved with the
show, five dollars and up. Just

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other shit. We rely on you. And also Kingston is he's here.

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He's here, But should we should
we explain the situation? Should wait till

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he gets I think we should at
least just give a little, just a

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little, like a little Hey,
he's gone, because he's taken mass of

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l's he's yeah, he there's a
lot, so he is unfortunately inhabiting a

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brain space of intense incompetence along with
somebody else. Yeah, now he look,

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we record the show in person at
my apartment in my office. And

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so Derek he walks here and Kingston
takes a lift, and I guess when

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he got here, Kingston left his
wallet in his lift, and so he

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calls the left He goes, hey, my wallet in the lift. Can

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you can you bring it back to
me? And he goes, yeah,

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I'll get it to you after I
finish this draw, this this ride that

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I have, and he's like,
okay, cool. So then the lift

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driver calls again and says, hey, I'm gonna drop it off on the

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address on your ID in your wallet
instead of you know where I dropped you

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off where you clearly are. Yeah, fucking crazy. This guy made so

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many assumptions that he made the assumption
that oh, he's home, that this

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this this ID is. People move
all the time before they get new licenses,

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Like he just assumed that everything was
like, Okay, he's here,

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clearly here, he clearly lives here. Everything's fine. That's just such a

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like, I don't understand why you
would just you know where you dropped this

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guy off. It was one ride. Bro. You know, the only

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time you do that is when say, for example, I've dropped my wallet

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on the street before, yeah,
and then oh there's an address here,

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I'll he's take it here, because
that's all I can do. Of course,

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if you know where the person was. It really is it really is

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a level of crazy, Like I
honestly can't believe it. Like imagine,

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imagine you're pulling out of a fucking
grocery store like a parking lot. You

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see a motherfucker drop his wallet and
he just like oh oh, you know,

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he drives off before you can get
him, before you can hail him.

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And then I would think the logical
thing would be, okay, let

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me just put it in the store
because they're probably gonna come back to the

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store. Instead, this motherfucker's like, oh, here's a dress. Let

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me like, like, what are
you doing? Dude? He's doing too

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many steps. It is truly an
insane here. He is the man of

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the hour, he's back, has
it going. Wait, so now he's

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bringing it to you, So why
wouldn't he do? What happened? Does

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that the address immediately lifting? Okay? They don't linger I guess what he

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said, Oh, so this guy
isn't like he's probably not from here,

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and he didn't know where he was. It was like you would be like

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I was there, I was on
that street. I'll just go back to

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that street. I told him here, let's see if the story is not

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over yet, but we'll see.
So we were just explaining we kind of

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told a little bit of the story
up until the point where where do we

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leave off? So we just left
a venture. It's a bit of a

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it's not a saga. Well,
it is kind of a this is a

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crazy amount of like, this is
a crazy amount of negligence on both your

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parts. It's like two. It's
like two. It's like when when tow

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when currents meet each other, there's
a tornado. Because I gotta say this,

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yeah, I think how this started
was how he approached it at first,

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because the first thing he did and
he said, and I'll say it

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was the first thing I said,
like, we'll call the guy, yeah,

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And then he was like, oh, I'm gonna call Lily first,

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Like I think that makes more sense. And I was like that first thing.

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I was like, well that it
would already went down where I was

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like, this is gonna not be
good because the first thing you want to

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do is call the guy be so
he doesn't too far. He might be

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able to just turn right around.
Be like, oh shit, I'm still

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right down the street. But you
called Lily first, where I'm like,

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first, I didn't know if I
had to bottle with me in the first

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place. That's why what it was
a blank of my mind that you would

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want to call the uber person first. Where you that person that's moving,

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that's on the move, that Lily
is not going anywhere. That's so like

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the first thing, like I said, possibly this all could have been avoided,

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And it was like, oh shit, I can just I can just

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turn right around. I think that
I find it's so funny, said like,

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I just I just don't understand why
I get the addresses deleted right,

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But you know where like if you're
if you're doing lyft, I feel like

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you have some assumption of Like sometimes
I dropped this guy off across from the

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Trader Joe's on Alameda. He didn't
go that far, that's the thing.

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And I feel like, like,
was he in San Diego? So here's

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the thing. He's obviously really stupid. So that's the thing he's so he

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needed to as soon as he probably
turned off the street. It might have

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well have been in another country.
Yeah, it might have, because that's

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how some people are have just been
burned out. Honestly, I don't know

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how long they're driving, but it's
a good point. But dude, like,

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it's so funny because Okay, so
you call him or he calls,

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I guess, like, I'm gonna
drop it off at your what the address

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is written on your on your fucking
ID. Oh yeah, I got my

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old id id's and I just fucking
my old place from fucking Valencia. Yeah,

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you thought it was the like well
whatever, Yeah, I don't care.

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You thought you thought it was the
place prior, but it was two

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places ago. So you tell like
you're like, so you call your roommates

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where you used to live, right
with the people used to live, and

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you thought it was at that place. You let him know, Hey,

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well it's going to show up.
Cool and then and I was like,

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hey, but don't worry about it. You're scot free. When he when

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he shows up and calls, the
phone's dropping, the calls dropping, So

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you guys are having miscommunication. You're
like, Okay, let me just call

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my friend to let him know that
he's out there. And you mentioned the

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street that it's on or the address, and you're like, wait, that's

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not where they live. Chris says
that. Chris says, that's where they

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live. I know that I knew
your address. You're all addressed better than

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you did. Thought that was very
amazing that that happens. It is a

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series of miscommunications gone wrong to the
umpteenth degree. Yeah, it's it's yeah,

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it's that. That's why that doesn't
happen. That's why. That's why

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I don't wear loose loose shorts.
Man, I can't do it. That's

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the thing. That's what we were
talking about. You should start Donald ducking.

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What is that Donald ducking? That
pants in it? I think it's

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yeah, because you just a fanny
pack and uh, no pants, and

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it forces you to make sure you
put your stuff in your fanny pack and

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not be lazy to put stuff in
your pocket and potentially lose it. Again.

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That's high power. I think you
have to do it. Now,

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that's some high power ship. I'm
not gonna do it, but I'll think

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about. I think you pop three
salis and then you Donald duck three and

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one extend and just go out there
and still even making product that pretty sure

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it almost killed somebody. So they
were like, we can't have these anymore.

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There's no way that shit even worked, did it? I don't know,

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man, I'd never use them,
all of those. Uh they never

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played a penis polls. I was
like, this could be dangerous. There

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was there was one other brand before
them. I can't remember what it was

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called, but it was there was
a They had a guy named Smiling Bob.

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He was like the mascot Smiling Bob
like, and it would do like

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these kind of innu window things or
whatever. Damn Insight. I think it

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was Insight. This is Bob.
Bob is looking cool and with a call

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to inside about natural mail enhancement,
Bob is living large. In a few

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short weeks, Bob has a big
news spring of confidence. This is Bob.

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Bob is playing well. That's because
not long ago, Bob decided to

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go big time. New clothes,
new clubs, and a call to ensight

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the effective, reliable way to natural
mail enhancement. And in just a few

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short weeks, Bob has a big
news swing of confidence. I have no

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idea, remember, damn it.
It was before because there was extends was

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the second one. Have you guys
never used dick polls never? I've taken

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one gas station pill one time I
can remember specifically. I just want to

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see how it went. Just curious
about it. Yeah, so like it

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was, It's exactly this is so
it took too many though, this is

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when I came back. Took more
than a No, he just took one

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rhinop pill. He's like, overport
back to you. That's crazy. I

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came back to California. I was
living in Arizona at the time, and

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I came back in twenty twelve,
and uh that was when I got my

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licens suspended because some bullshit, right, And then so when I came back,

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I didn't have my car. Was
actually taking a bus to go see

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my girlfriend at the time, and
uh so I took it like, you

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know, thirty minutes before. You
know, I was like by the time

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I get there to kick in or
whatever the fuck, and like the it

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didn't kick in immediately at all.
The it all it did was make me

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hot, and it gave me this
weird white after image. Shit. It

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did not give me a hard penis. Maybe I performed better. I don't

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know, but I was too distracted
by the other effects you had to you

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had fucking ethereal site for them.
It's crazy. My friend did the same

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thing, and he basically I think
everybody. I imagine if you go on

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Reddit or something, there will be
people talking about that weird white after thing

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you said, there's a lack of
blood in your fucking head and how hard

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your dick was paying attention, just
scared thought you were dying. That was

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probably like almost stroked out and ship
and I just didn't know. Yeah,

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it's so insane. That is so
fucking great. You only do things like

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that once though, right, you
know what's funny, I'm afraid to take

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psychedelics, but I was totally okay
with trying dig pills. Well, I

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mean that that makes sense. Psychedelics
are like like people take those and they

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have psychotic breaks, not most of
them, but like enough of that.

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It's it's like that same thing where
it's like you hear about the worst ship,

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so obviously you're going to be a
little bit from smoking weed to taking

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d MT immediately, Like what's the
worst case scenario. What's the worst case

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scenario for a dick pill? Well, yeah, I feel like there's probably

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like just the just the unknowns of
what is in that cocktail. I guess

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it's really stupid. They sound like
gas stages. It can't be that bad

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for you. I feel those are
not FDA approved at all. I have,

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Yeah, I have definitely taken some
things that were you know, mixed

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in the same batch and they didn't
clean them out well, and you know

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you're getting like some of something else
that you shouldn't be having. It's like

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tainted supplements is such a it's a
real thing, right, And like combat

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sports people get popped for a they
think they're cheating, but they're they're taking

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stupid cheap stuff. They're they're trying
to get around taking like the more expensive

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stuff because a lot of them get
paid dog shit. And then so they'll

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get like the Chinese factories where they
make everything in the same fucking bats and

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and yeah, so you get you
can pop for some type of open weeight

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shit that you clearly never took.
So yeah you got took, like you're

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sure you might have, you just
didn't know. Everybody say, I feel

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like everybody's taking trace most things that
most things, like I remember, like

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a friend of mine failed to drug
test because he had like he would eat

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these poppy seed was too much.
That's so trace them on the poppy seed

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like opioids and poppy seeds, right
or like sound like SINAI, But that's

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so little. It's it's uh,
it's it is enough to where it happens.

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It's happened actually multiple times. It's
like it's insane because it's like,

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that's so because I've got drugssts and
I eat poppy seed bagels all the time

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and it never showed up. I
don't think you eat them as much as

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like say, I think there's this
was a daily. This was like a

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daily. This was like go to
morning sandwich. It was like a poppy

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seed like roll with like a bacinggg
cheese ketchup salt pepper. And that was

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like his which is fucking really good
by the way, but you know,

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so, I mean, I don't
know it was it was enough for him

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to get fucking dinged. But once
he explained, it was like, guys,

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it's I'm not I'm not going do
I seem like I am Where do

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you get those from? I actually
just we were talking about this the other

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day at my house me and Jojo, and I was so curious because I'm

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like, how the fuck is like
the whole process of even making heroin.

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I was like, how the fun
I know, there's the the plant.

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What I was like, what plant
it is? I've seen the little thing

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and then it's like the white stuff
comes out of it. I saw it.

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So the funny thing is Jojo knew
way more about it because since they're

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a Second World country in Lithuania,
a lot of farmers to make ends meat,

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they they grow poppies too, you
know. Yeah, so like a

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lot of you'll see in a lot
of poor countries they'll grow poppies to make

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ends meat. Is a poppy actually, well so it's like that as a

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as a it's a flower, like
they have a like a reddish like a

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light colored red flower. And then
that they do it before it like blooms

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and ship they it just you see
it like it's green and has that little

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bal bulb and so you if you
cut it open, you see all that

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green I mean, sorry, that
white jizy ship. That's the how they

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make it. And uh so you
see the seeds when it blooms, they're

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all like the little and I was
like, Oh, this is crazy.

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I've never seen that before. Yeah, I didn't know anything about I don't

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think it's it's weird. I was
so like painfully incurious about what a poppy

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seed turned into. I just know
that they were on my rolls, and

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I was like, hmmm, that's
it. Yeah. I just got curious

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because Jojo she's currently she's job hunting, like she already secured a job,

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but she's looking for like other opportunities
to and so I was kind of like,

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oh, he's finally here. It
was a new saga, all right,

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new chapter. You get abducted.
Some fucking five two Asian man just

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just throws you in the back of
the car. It'd be really awkward if

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he gave him no tip. That's
yeah, that's the I feel like,

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of course you have to because of
all this shit, but you almost because

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of just like the thought his thought
process passses me off so much of like

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why did you you couldn't have I
feel like your first okay, oh the

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address is deleted. Let me call
the gun ask and ask, hey,

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where are you? Yeah? Yeah, I don't know. It's look,

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it's it's a lot, it's whatever. There's a lot of people. I've

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noticed there's a lot of people that
kind of just operate in a there's a

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linear line of thinking, and they
just kind of chug chug ford and they

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don't ever like stop and like look
around to think about other things. They

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just kind of just go, oh, yeah, well, this is their

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date. You have to think about
it like a like a job in the

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way that we used to have jobs, where like I would go to seers

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and I would do my tasks,
but I didn't fucking you know, I

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was putting stickers up for like sales
on the Allan wrenches, sales on this,

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sales on that. If somebody came
up to me and asked where the

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Allan ches, well, I probably
I don't know. It's in the tool

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department somewhere. I'm not paying at
ten. This is like I'm on autopilot

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doing the thing that I need to
do to survive. That's probably what this

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is is. Like you know,
you drive, you zone out. You

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know, he's probably not pay that
much attention. You're just like, oh,

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destination here, destination. They're cool, do it. But still,

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like, it is crazy to me
that you would assume you would assume that

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the because dude, my my,
my ID still has like fucking it's like

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eight addresses ago exactly, you know, like, what the hell exactly?

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Mine mine right currently is Nevada.
It's my Vegas address. It's my Nevada.

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I d driver's license where my driver
lift just be coming pretty soon,

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Dude. I almost failed the written
test out here, yeah, because it

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became so the last time I took
it was like twenty thirteen because when I

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had to get my license back,
all good, yeah, good, okay,

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thanks, all right. I gave
him my fifty dollars. That's way

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too much. But yeah, but
I was like, you, I'm sorry,

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but I would give I would gave
a twenty yeah, twenty fine.

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I was like, I'm sorry about
your day. Man, you were going

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back and forth from me fifty dollars. If I probably already took three dollars

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out of that, I would have
yelled, I'm like, I'm gonna give

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my money back. You fucking he
would have Tokyo drag raced away from you.

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Man that he would have gotten a
Mario car, like skirted into his

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car and got his car and left. Would you have done were say you

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you meet up with the guy he's
still in his car. He rolls down

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the windows and you see in the
back seat there's a girl tied up.

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What do you do? It's none
of my business. Can I have my

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wallet? That is? Do you
think of in your heart of hearts?

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Would you just ignorely not? I'm
like, what is going on? But

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what is what is this? If
you if if with it, if you

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let him go, you're you're in
trouble because you're the last person that he

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had contact with. So it's like, yeah, you guys, and you

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have all this money in your wallet. So he he Oh my god,

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he leaves your wallet in there with
her. Now you're implicated in it.

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Yeah. Yeah. So for some
reason, a girl is saying she's describing

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me, and I'm like, no, I never saw you, Okay,

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I would have callow black and fat. I would have dude. This really

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reminds me of like there was I
saw a video like on like a ring

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camera. It was like a ring
camera video that circulating around Twitter or some

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guy who's like, hey, I
found your wallet and I walked like twenty

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minutes this way, so I found
your address. Here it is and they're

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talking to to the ring camera and
he goes, and the person on the

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ring camera was like, okay,
thank you could just leave it there,

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I'll come down and grab it.
He was like, yeah, man,

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I uh kind of walked twenty minutes, uh so, and I missed my

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bus. So I'm just gonna take
like a cool twenty out of here if

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that's cool. And then she goes, what are you doing stop? Yeah,

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in my mo, I was like, no, it's just a just

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a twenty. I'll even leave,
you know, I'll leave most of it.

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I just need like a twenty,
you know. It's like, yo,

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it's fucking crazy. It's like,
I mean I would do that too,

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but the craziest way to rob somebody? Yeah, why would you tell

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them? Like it? Just like
you don't tell him. He thought he

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was gonna get a reward. He
was gonna go, he thought an award

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in praise. Yeah, for being
honest. He barely got anything, so

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I'm getting something. See. The
thing is he probably would have got something

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until he insisted well no, no, no, he was just he just

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like leave it there. You're like
all right, cool, bye, that's

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it. It was kind yeah,
that's kind of what it was. She

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already said, yeah, I'll leave
it all right. Thanks. First of

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all, you got to give somebody
something. If they do something like that

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for you, you got to give
them. You gotta be okay, yeah,

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because it's so easy not to do
the exactly. That's a good point.

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So yeah, I mean I still
wouldn't reach in the wall and just

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take havelf, but I get I
have definitely when the Bronx found people's wallets

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on the floor, seeing it had
money, and I'm like, oh,

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that's crazy, take like a hundred
dollar bill and then it's clearly a drug

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dealer dropped their wal while they were
running from the cops. And I'm like,

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dang, that's crazy. Look if
there's if there's so much money in

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there, yeah you don't you don't
leave it to me. If there's like

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six dollars, I'm like this this
person, this person, yeah yeah.

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If there's like way too much,
whey, I'm like, all right,

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okay, you're stupid. You clearly
have enough money, like you have expendable

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money to just take in your wallet. Happened in the Bronx all the time.

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On a hundred seventy pret Why I
used to right by where I grew

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up, people would because I would
run from the cops, right and they

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would get rid of all the money
and the ship they had. So you'd

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find weed, you'd find whatever else
on the crazy So people were just hunting.

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They were just probably like like you
know, like those old people have

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the metal detectors on the beach exactly. So you find a wallet. Sometimes

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there's the wallet here. You open
a waile, it's way too much money

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to be in there. You're like, that's awesome. I've had a couple

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of u I saw a few hundreds
and I was like, I'm just gonna

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take one. That took one.
But but at that time, I was

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like eleven, So that was way
too much money for eleven year old dude.

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That is a crazy amount of I
remember my first one hundred dollars bill

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and how crazy that felt to get
My mom wouldn't give me that all that

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fucking money at once, Like I
got it for like a like a like

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a birthday, or it would be
like a birthday like some like like your

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family would like chip in or something, and you're like, yo, and

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give me. You can hear that
your parents give me my money. It's

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my ship. I'd get money for
my birthday and my grand would like give

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me that. I hold on to
it, and I'm like, Grandma,

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give me my you were a boxer, you need that money. I'm like,

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give it, Grandma, give my
fucking money. That's not okay.

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I wouldn't get My grandma has so
many sons, you know how badly I

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get my ass beat if I did
that. It's so funny though, because

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it's like that's the I feel like
in my family, the grandmothers would do

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the opposite. They would they would
sneak you money so that your parents wouldn't.

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My grandma was my grandma's my mom
though. You know my grandma,

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I didn't have that that cheap person. I don't have the barrier. I'd

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have to burrier. It was like, I'm just raising this little motherfucking piece

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of ship. This is like I
got to discipline him. My grandma she

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gave us like reasonable like little you
know, dollars, five dollars here and

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there. But no, there was
never like all this money. She was

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kind of she was a gambler.
So she couldn't part with too much money

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because I have to go hit the
slot suit. She was. Yeah,

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she had a problem from what she
does. I think still for me.

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The thing is that like I I
never I rarely got what I wanted.

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I always got what I needed.
So that was the thing, right,

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I was like, I always think
it is like I always got I needed.

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So at the end of the day, and I said, I'm not

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that, I'm a grown ass man. I can't complain. So I'm like,

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if I needed something, I got
Like if I needed a pair of

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shoes, I got If I needed
new basketball shorts, I got them.

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If I needed like something for like
school or like for bettering me, I've

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got it. But when I wanted
to have to beg my heart out and

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then she'd be like, I'll get
this, but I'm not getting it for

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your birthday, and it'd really be
that I'd be like, well, get

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somebody this game now, but I'm
not getting anything for my birthday. So

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brother would coming, I would get
like a mule made for me, and

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I'm like that's good enough. I
guess. Yeah, I didn't get like

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I got stuff, but it was
more at the expense of me not getting

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allowance, like say, if I
wanted something extra, Yeah, I fucking

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hated that though, because it wasn't
like I would see some of my friends

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and how much money they would get, because some of my friends they weren't

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poor, and they were like,
oh twenty bucks here this there, Like

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I would get for until I had
a job, I would get ten bucks

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a week. So say if I
wanted a gain, like mom, give

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me a marble supers a street fighter
and then okay, but you're not getting

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allowance for a month, and I'm
like, fuck, all right, I

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really want it, Like okay,
the food that the house is stocked with

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food. I have everything I know, but I can't fucking go out and

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get a bag of chips. I
can't do anything. And so it was

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annoying. I hated that trade off. But that's how I would would.

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I would find so much money on
the street man. Really, it really

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is crazy. It is like you
you would see some stuff like that too.

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Even in Yonkers. You would see
like, oh, there's a fucking

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wallet. What's in here? Oh? Bags of powder? And I'm like,

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come on, whatever is I don't
care about that. Bills or you

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know what. You know, what
a common thing was was just dollar bills

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like blowing. Like they would be
like there would be one like blowing because

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it's clearly fell out of somebody's hand. Yeah, you'd like people would chase.

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I saw a guy dive into the
street for a dollar ones and like

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Jesus for a dollar people. People
are struggling, people struggling. I was

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going to church with my family and
then like it was like a really windy

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day and I saw this guy dive
into traffic. If it was a hundred,

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you know, there wasn't a hundred. For hundred, I would risk

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it a little bit. I would
risk it anymore. Hundred in the nineties

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is that's not That's like it's like
different. That's different. That's like your

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rent is one hundred dollars. That's
like three hundred hundred dollars right now.

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Yeah, so insane. Listen like
watching old sitcoms and they talk about,

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like, my god, my apartment's
fucking three hundred bucks a month. Yeah,

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I think. I think my first
apartment in seven such a fucking rep.

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It was all in you till did
you move out? Why would you

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when you moved out there? Uh
so what was I nineteen nineen, It

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was like right right after school,
so just a year after so I chilled

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for a little bit. Did absolutely
not do it? Was awesome. I

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did absolutely nothing. That summer.
I gained so much weight because when I

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turned eighteen March of that year,
when I graduated No. Six, I

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started getting these checks of I think
it was my dad's life insurance and uh

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them immediately. Yeah, well when
I turned eighteen, I didn't get it

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because he died when I was four. So I got money. I was

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withheld from you until you were until
I was eighteen, and still I wasn't.

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I wasn't ready for it. So
I did get a car. Okay,

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I got a car, but then
everything else was my tank. When

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gas was almost five bucks in six
my tank was always full. We went

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everywhere. I ate fucking. I
usually would get these half order of Supernach

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the super fries, but this time
it was full orders all the time.

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So it was like those are like
about two. When you get that money

408
00:25:18.839 --> 00:25:21.880
when you're a kid, When you
get that first the money when you're a

409
00:25:21.920 --> 00:25:23.920
kid, it's so responsible. I
paid for a year at the gym instead

410
00:25:23.920 --> 00:25:26.519
of just doing the you know,
the month, month the month, I'm

411
00:25:26.559 --> 00:25:30.799
like, fuck this month a month, ship go bro. I I wasted

412
00:25:30.960 --> 00:25:34.240
most of that money by not I
just paid for a year in full,

413
00:25:34.279 --> 00:25:37.359
and I went probably I all,
I injured myself a little bit too,

414
00:25:37.440 --> 00:25:41.319
but I probably went three months out
of the in total. You know,

415
00:25:41.359 --> 00:25:44.480
I went and sparingly the thing,
the same thing when I went to the

416
00:25:44.480 --> 00:25:48.440
gym for the first time, Like, well for me, I'm just like,

417
00:25:48.440 --> 00:25:49.440
I don't want to see that charge
every month. I'd rather just have

418
00:25:49.519 --> 00:25:56.920
like it. I'd rather just nowhere. I stand no local business work at.

419
00:25:56.160 --> 00:26:00.160
When I started working at Duncan,
that's when I first got like I

420
00:26:00.200 --> 00:26:02.359
never was poorer, but that's when
I first started getting my own money.

421
00:26:03.119 --> 00:26:04.160
And you were around. Some of
the times we would go, we would

422
00:26:04.160 --> 00:26:07.839
just go anywhere. It'd be like, let's just go somewhere, and they're

423
00:26:07.839 --> 00:26:11.359
like, all right, because we
all we were all like we were like

424
00:26:11.880 --> 00:26:14.880
I feel like I never went anywhere
you were not. We weren't exactly affle

425
00:26:14.880 --> 00:26:17.680
worryware, but but people people weren't
exactly poor. You know, if we

426
00:26:17.680 --> 00:26:21.319
weren't exactly poorpusely where I where my
development was is people had money that lived

427
00:26:21.359 --> 00:26:25.200
there. Yeah, it was like
middle anywhere. It was like middle middle

428
00:26:25.240 --> 00:26:26.920
class, lower middle class. It
was like at the very middle points.

429
00:26:26.920 --> 00:26:30.640
We would go anyway. We'd go
to like fucking six flags we would go

430
00:26:30.720 --> 00:26:33.720
to ride Playland, we would go
to fucking Connecticut and just buy dumb shit.

431
00:26:33.920 --> 00:26:37.279
I was buying weed out the ass, dude. It was insane.

432
00:26:37.359 --> 00:26:40.599
I was like, oh, yeah, I'm not learning the value of money.

433
00:26:40.599 --> 00:26:42.200
But it was fine. Yeah,
and then I then I moved here,

434
00:26:42.240 --> 00:26:45.279
and I was fucking destitute for like
three years, three four years,

435
00:26:45.799 --> 00:26:49.359
And it's just like, it's dude, it's it's just simply understanding how to

436
00:26:49.359 --> 00:26:52.680
be able to spend in these money. My grandmother was trying to teach me

437
00:26:52.720 --> 00:26:55.759
that, but I think I got
a job before she could really hammered into

438
00:26:55.799 --> 00:26:57.480
my mind. Mm, I should
have paid rent at the house while I

439
00:26:57.480 --> 00:27:00.279
lived with that man. That would
have been a good idea. I think

440
00:27:00.279 --> 00:27:03.160
that's a good understanding of it.
But the thing is that when you make

441
00:27:03.200 --> 00:27:06.680
your child paid rent, you have
to respect their privacy also. Yeah,

442
00:27:06.720 --> 00:27:10.559
and I didn't want to do that. My aunt did not want to My

443
00:27:10.680 --> 00:27:15.559
rule. My rule was that I
would pay rent kind of to myself,

444
00:27:15.119 --> 00:27:18.000
Like when I was like staying home
for a little bit, I was like,

445
00:27:18.000 --> 00:27:19.279
I'm gonna I'm gonna spend the money
that I would would spend on rent

446
00:27:19.279 --> 00:27:22.359
and put it like in like a
thing, you know what I mean.

447
00:27:22.480 --> 00:27:26.039
M hmm, just because like why
not, you know, it seems it

448
00:27:26.039 --> 00:27:29.640
would benefit you greatly to do that, And I would actually recommend that most

449
00:27:29.640 --> 00:27:32.480
people like who are living at home
to do that. Like don't don't like

450
00:27:32.680 --> 00:27:34.599
wish, don't take for granted the
fact that, like you are, you

451
00:27:36.160 --> 00:27:38.720
have a free basic you have a
free ride basically, but also like save

452
00:27:38.759 --> 00:27:42.279
that money, yeah, for good, good investment. I think I'm gonna

453
00:27:42.279 --> 00:27:45.200
make my kid pay rent, but
I'm gonna truly give them the freedom of

454
00:27:45.200 --> 00:27:48.160
somebody at the time when when they
get when they get a job after after

455
00:27:48.240 --> 00:27:51.960
high school, oh, I guess
they're still home like after high school.

456
00:27:52.039 --> 00:27:53.160
After high school. My rules are
going to be if a kid is like

457
00:27:53.200 --> 00:27:56.279
if you have if you're out of
high school and you're the first you get,

458
00:27:56.359 --> 00:28:00.359
I would give you one year figure
yourself out. I give you one

459
00:28:00.359 --> 00:28:02.359
whole year for kids that you can
do whatever you want. I want you

460
00:28:02.559 --> 00:28:03.960
to go to college. And go
to college. Well means if you want

461
00:28:03.960 --> 00:28:07.000
to, you have to work or
go to school. What if you find

462
00:28:07.000 --> 00:28:11.440
out that when I'm sixteen years old, your kid actually hates you and once

463
00:28:11.440 --> 00:28:14.720
to get emancipated. You thought everything
was cool. I respect it. Man,

464
00:28:14.839 --> 00:28:18.200
Yeah, okay, there was no
you literally, there's no problems,

465
00:28:18.240 --> 00:28:22.880
Like Dad, fuck you, like
I pretended to love you this whole time.

466
00:28:22.000 --> 00:28:25.599
I'm like, like, I've been
a very like their father, like

467
00:28:25.759 --> 00:28:29.480
very kind, very much of supporting. You've got of everything he has,

468
00:28:29.519 --> 00:28:33.119
the PS ten or whatever the fuck
is like, I'm a great father the

469
00:28:33.200 --> 00:28:36.680
on paper likes other kids like,
I don't know where that came from.

470
00:28:36.799 --> 00:28:45.640
Dad's awesome. I don't know Dad. The brother is like I things seem

471
00:28:45.720 --> 00:28:49.400
fine, Dad, you were great. I don't know what what's wrong with

472
00:28:49.480 --> 00:28:52.680
him? I don't think I would
make my kid pay rent. I would.

473
00:28:52.680 --> 00:28:55.599
I would not necessarily, I would
make them pay rent. But the

474
00:28:55.880 --> 00:28:59.559
stipulation is like you will see this
money. Oh no, yes, it's

475
00:29:00.079 --> 00:29:02.599
this is like going into a thing. You have to pay this rent.

476
00:29:03.000 --> 00:29:06.200
But it's but you would let him
know or what Dad wants to do for

477
00:29:06.279 --> 00:29:07.119
us, I don't know if I
would let him know. I wouldn't let

478
00:29:07.160 --> 00:29:10.000
him know. I don't know if
I would let him KNOWICE want to do

479
00:29:10.079 --> 00:29:11.839
it now? And I was like, no, dude, he gave us

480
00:29:11.880 --> 00:29:15.880
a fucking house because that was your
money, please, because he can be

481
00:29:15.920 --> 00:29:18.319
making so much money from where we
live, right, Yeah, you can

482
00:29:18.359 --> 00:29:22.240
make a ton of fun. Like
literally, if if I mean that,

483
00:29:22.799 --> 00:29:26.960
maybe he could at least make probably
double you can make. You can double

484
00:29:26.960 --> 00:29:29.440
and a half, you can make
two point five at least, yeah,

485
00:29:29.480 --> 00:29:36.200
at least like maybe like close to
close to two three bands we live all

486
00:29:36.279 --> 00:29:40.440
right. One hundred percent of people
think I understand what you think of how

487
00:29:41.480 --> 00:29:44.359
studio costs. No, No,
I under say, based on the metrics

488
00:29:44.400 --> 00:29:45.759
of how fuck everything is. Yeah, but like I mean, is it

489
00:29:45.759 --> 00:29:48.599
what I would I would if I
was I paid no more than bands for

490
00:29:48.640 --> 00:29:52.200
that place. If I was like
looking to rent a place, I wouldn't

491
00:29:52.240 --> 00:29:55.680
that's a that's like a that's like
a fifteen to seventeen hundred dollars place.

492
00:29:55.839 --> 00:29:59.279
I would say, it's in the
back of somebody else's property and there's no

493
00:30:00.519 --> 00:30:03.279
nice but it's the square feet that
gets me. Yeah, I would be

494
00:30:03.319 --> 00:30:06.799
like, all right, cool.
So I was like in a just economy,

495
00:30:06.839 --> 00:30:10.200
that would be like a seventeen seventeen
fifty, you know what I mean,

496
00:30:10.480 --> 00:30:11.799
based on how nice it is.
But also like take it into kind

497
00:30:11.799 --> 00:30:15.680
of this the square footage and the
fact that it's on someone else's property in

498
00:30:15.680 --> 00:30:18.200
the back where you have no privacy. Yeah, where they were like,

499
00:30:18.400 --> 00:30:22.519
uh yeah, you know, if
the next people that move in or whatever,

500
00:30:22.599 --> 00:30:29.039
I'm sure you're Lily Lily's parents have
spyglass check it out to make sure

501
00:30:29.039 --> 00:30:30.759
they're not doing any weird shit,
because you never know, I could,

502
00:30:30.799 --> 00:30:34.119
I could never imagine. That's very
Mexican, dude, right, Mexicans do

503
00:30:34.160 --> 00:30:37.680
that ship all the time. I
think they getting on their property and then

504
00:30:37.680 --> 00:30:41.599
they get fucked over. They get
into my mom's fucking gotten with her the

505
00:30:41.599 --> 00:30:45.799
house that I grew up in.
That that happened. Some people that the

506
00:30:45.839 --> 00:30:49.720
whole thing was a cluster fucked like
long story. You gotta do contract,

507
00:30:49.799 --> 00:30:52.279
dude, you have to do a
contract. It's so unfortunate, right because

508
00:30:52.400 --> 00:30:56.400
yeah, but the rights, the
renters rights in California stupid, crazy,

509
00:30:56.559 --> 00:31:00.400
insane dude, even right now for
me, I could fucking do squatters bullshits

510
00:31:00.400 --> 00:31:04.000
of release if I wanted to,
which is absolutely preposterous, but it's possible,

511
00:31:04.240 --> 00:31:07.279
you know. And it feels bad
because either like what happened is they

512
00:31:07.279 --> 00:31:11.039
see other other downtrodden locking up people
and they're like, I don't want to.

513
00:31:11.039 --> 00:31:12.920
I want to help this person out
because that's what my heart wanted me

514
00:31:12.960 --> 00:31:15.279
to do. And I'm like,
all right, cool, ill figure out

515
00:31:15.359 --> 00:31:18.400
rich arrangments where you can live here. You have to pay rent X y

516
00:31:18.519 --> 00:31:21.480
Z, and I'll give you a
privacy you have used for the washing machine

517
00:31:21.559 --> 00:31:25.079
all that stuff. I would do
that for somebody. But then, because

518
00:31:25.079 --> 00:31:27.000
the people being shitty in this world, the thing is, the thing is

519
00:31:27.599 --> 00:31:32.960
very likely. The thing is that
everybody is expecting someone to fuck them over,

520
00:31:33.279 --> 00:31:34.920
so they because it is because it
is. It's it is that the

521
00:31:34.960 --> 00:31:37.400
world is that way. It's act
like you know, if you don't eat

522
00:31:37.440 --> 00:31:41.359
the dog, the dog's gonna eat
you. You know. Unfortunately, it

523
00:31:41.440 --> 00:31:44.680
just kind of is how it is, you know, and you're you're living.

524
00:31:44.680 --> 00:31:51.440
It's like, well, if I
can save money in this obviously unjust

525
00:31:51.599 --> 00:31:55.519
economy, why would I not do
that? Like, why wouldn't you do

526
00:31:55.559 --> 00:31:56.079
that? I don't know, man, I just I don't. I'd be

527
00:31:56.119 --> 00:32:00.319
insane not to. Quite frankly,
people would be insane not to employs squatters

528
00:32:00.359 --> 00:32:04.160
rights on people. Like it's I
don't think this instinct is like you,

529
00:32:04.319 --> 00:32:07.279
I don't know. I I'm also
not doing terrible you know, I'm ignorant

530
00:32:07.319 --> 00:32:12.000
to it. I'm not fucking downtrod
and struggling and destute, so my brain

531
00:32:12.079 --> 00:32:14.200
is not the same. I don't
have kids as well that I have to

532
00:32:14.279 --> 00:32:16.119
like hopefully protect, So that's why
I'm like that. But it's just like,

533
00:32:16.200 --> 00:32:20.079
dude, like, just come on, come on, dude, Like

534
00:32:20.119 --> 00:32:24.000
what is going on with this same? Yeah, people suck whatever. I

535
00:32:24.359 --> 00:32:28.680
want more money, though, give
me more money. You guys figured out

536
00:32:28.799 --> 00:32:30.279
whoever's listening figured out how to get
us more. They give us more money

537
00:32:30.359 --> 00:32:34.599
or make things less expensive. Yeah, yeah, I know that. You

538
00:32:34.599 --> 00:32:36.680
guys got to make a change right
now. You guys got to figure it

539
00:32:36.720 --> 00:32:39.559
out right now. I'm not doing
it. I wish it was just some

540
00:32:39.640 --> 00:32:42.480
guy that we could threaten to make
this. You know what I mean,

541
00:32:42.640 --> 00:32:46.960
There is there is I mean there's
let's let's get on there. There is

542
00:32:47.000 --> 00:32:50.880
a couple of buble But there you
got to you gotta be game. You

543
00:32:50.960 --> 00:32:52.440
can't like, you can't be half
involved in that. And they also,

544
00:32:52.480 --> 00:32:55.759
you know they might they might.
You know, some people are already working

545
00:32:55.799 --> 00:33:00.759
on them, you know what I
mean, Look, look working already.

546
00:33:00.440 --> 00:33:04.640
We got we got one thing in
the in the topics to talk about,

547
00:33:05.480 --> 00:33:07.440
uh, and then we can move
on to some questions from our lovely patrons

548
00:33:07.440 --> 00:33:12.200
over at Patreon our comm slash snart
tank. I guess this is kind of

549
00:33:12.200 --> 00:33:15.599
where the show really begins. We
used to have Mexican titty, Now we

550
00:33:15.680 --> 00:33:17.640
have we have no his, only
Mexican tits, no American cities anymore.

551
00:33:19.319 --> 00:33:22.920
That was Shane Gillis Shane Gills on
Kill Tony, and I don't think kill

552
00:33:22.960 --> 00:33:25.960
Tony is very funny. I don't
think it's kind of man most of the

553
00:33:27.000 --> 00:33:30.920
time, but every single time shows
up as what's that guy's name, the

554
00:33:30.960 --> 00:33:32.440
tony guy, Hin Hinchcliffe. Yeah, I don't. I don't like him,

555
00:33:32.440 --> 00:33:37.160
but I mean he I'm like mixed. I like him sometimes and then

556
00:33:37.200 --> 00:33:38.400
other times I don't really care.
To me, he just seems like the

557
00:33:38.440 --> 00:33:43.039
most smug fucking person. I don't
know. I think it works. Yeah,

558
00:33:43.039 --> 00:33:45.279
I think it works for him.
I don't think he's funny enough to

559
00:33:45.279 --> 00:33:47.680
be that smug. I think that's
the that's what makes it funny. That's

560
00:33:47.720 --> 00:33:51.880
funny to me. That's interesting.
Yeah, that's interesting. He gives he

561
00:33:51.920 --> 00:33:54.000
gives a like did really well at
that road? And then there's this laugh

562
00:33:54.039 --> 00:33:58.680
that he does that. I can't
stand. It's just his look. He

563
00:33:58.720 --> 00:34:01.000
does this thing like we're his team
kind of start perching Alec. Yeah,

564
00:34:01.079 --> 00:34:06.160
like he's like like he's eating the
crabby baggy, the little little yeah yea

565
00:34:06.200 --> 00:34:12.360
yeah, yeah, yeah, that's
the first thing I thought of when I

566
00:34:12.400 --> 00:34:17.360
thought But yeah, that was a
really funny the chain gills stuff. You

567
00:34:17.480 --> 00:34:22.119
gonna get me, Jack doudge me. That Biden person was really good to

568
00:34:22.199 --> 00:34:24.480
Actually, he was like he had
like a really solid like that is how

569
00:34:24.519 --> 00:34:28.360
he sounds. Actually that there's a
point where it got out of hand.

570
00:34:28.400 --> 00:34:30.559
It got like really wild. I
was like, holy ship this is And

571
00:34:30.760 --> 00:34:32.840
if I was in that, I'd
be screaming. You see the guy with

572
00:34:32.840 --> 00:34:37.840
the little hands. Yeah, And
he was like he was literally like,

573
00:34:37.960 --> 00:34:44.880
oh ship, let's reset. Let's
anyway. That wasn't what I was gonna

574
00:34:44.880 --> 00:34:49.239
talk about. Yeah, take as
many shots at me, Jack, please,

575
00:34:49.280 --> 00:34:54.880
somebody I need. He had this
freak his face. Set me free,

576
00:34:54.880 --> 00:35:01.239
Please set me free. Imagine at
his next brisby take me home the

577
00:35:01.320 --> 00:35:05.000
next round. I missed my mom
so bad. I don't let me go

578
00:35:05.039 --> 00:35:07.480
home. Don't nobody doing it to
me? What's going on here? God?

579
00:35:07.480 --> 00:35:12.880
They won't let me have alf they're
would have to like do like deep

580
00:35:12.960 --> 00:35:16.079
like deviated septum surgery or whatever that
the pictures. Yeah, well you never

581
00:35:16.320 --> 00:35:21.079
you never did anything. But it's
getting annoying now with your not exactly,

582
00:35:21.159 --> 00:35:22.480
I just like I find like I
get these points where it's like it's kind

583
00:35:22.480 --> 00:35:27.320
of like I never feel like even
like when I'm breathing through my nose,

584
00:35:27.480 --> 00:35:30.840
it's never like it never feels like
correct. You know, you don't have

585
00:35:30.920 --> 00:35:31.400
to be able to breath both your
nostrils, you know that, right,

586
00:35:31.400 --> 00:35:35.159
That's the thing we're talking about.
What you're not supposed to be able to

587
00:35:35.239 --> 00:35:39.880
usually one noch what's kind of always
close with like somewhat closed. I've never

588
00:35:39.920 --> 00:35:43.119
heard of that. It's the thing
I think you're not us supposed to be

589
00:35:43.119 --> 00:35:45.239
able to bathe through both ther nonchals. Some people can do it, like

590
00:35:45.320 --> 00:35:49.960
I can most of the time,
but sometimes but I can't. I can't

591
00:35:50.039 --> 00:35:52.679
most of the time. This kind
of thing, Okay, mostly like not

592
00:35:52.960 --> 00:35:57.400
it's mostly you can take an air
from one you're like I thought that was

593
00:35:57.440 --> 00:36:00.679
a thing that you can take an
air from like most usually more I'm one

594
00:36:00.800 --> 00:36:05.599
notched away more than the other.
For both the same as long as I'm

595
00:36:05.599 --> 00:36:08.880
not congested. Really, yeah,
sometimes most people can, I think,

596
00:36:09.039 --> 00:36:13.519
like, well, people who don't
have like, you know, nasal situations,

597
00:36:13.559 --> 00:36:15.559
I don't think they're not. Like
a lot of times I brought up

598
00:36:15.559 --> 00:36:19.480
to the doctor like that's that's normal. You know. It's some times you

599
00:36:19.480 --> 00:36:23.360
are you got one of those back
alleys. Yeah, look, sometimes I

600
00:36:23.440 --> 00:36:28.280
agree, but most of the time
it shouldn't be the case. I think

601
00:36:28.320 --> 00:36:30.719
probably like breaking my nose in the
probably like made it a little bit worse

602
00:36:30.760 --> 00:36:35.039
than it was before. Next to
spleen. Just put it up my nose.

603
00:36:35.079 --> 00:36:39.320
I'm like, please stop at please
let us splin up your nose a

604
00:36:39.400 --> 00:36:42.480
spleen. Do you know what a
s plain is? Your spleen? I

605
00:36:42.480 --> 00:36:45.320
forgot what it does. You're like
a medical guy. Your spleen I think

606
00:36:45.360 --> 00:36:49.360
helps you digest, like uh,
I think just like fatty like fatty acid.

607
00:36:49.480 --> 00:36:51.400
No shot, that's true. I
think it does. I think it

608
00:36:51.440 --> 00:36:52.840
does. I think I could be
wrong, but I think you're lying.

609
00:36:52.840 --> 00:36:57.400
I think you're an informant for big
spleen. I'm not trying to I'm not

610
00:36:57.519 --> 00:37:00.920
lying, but I'm I'm not lying
purposely food I'm wrong. I could be

611
00:37:00.920 --> 00:37:02.599
incorrect. I don't know. I
know I thought the gallbladder did that,

612
00:37:04.199 --> 00:37:06.519
like because I know it produces bile, and I thought the bile was to

613
00:37:06.559 --> 00:37:13.840
help break down. There is the
wishbone insign. The wishbone helps you help

614
00:37:13.880 --> 00:37:20.679
you imagine. I couldn't. It's
just stupid. It's the bone that allows

615
00:37:20.719 --> 00:37:22.440
you to say, I wish if
you didn't have that bone, if you

616
00:37:22.480 --> 00:37:25.599
take that bone out of someone,
they can no longer say those words.

617
00:37:25.679 --> 00:37:34.480
It's the bone that causes you to
sing Airplanes by Bob featuring Haley Williams,

618
00:37:35.320 --> 00:37:38.480
and so it's like if you couldn't
sing that song without it, it helps

619
00:37:38.480 --> 00:37:44.119
you. It helps you fight off
invading charms in your blood whatever, it

620
00:37:44.119 --> 00:37:52.079
helps you little hull your blood at
pretend that plane we got some we got

621
00:37:52.079 --> 00:37:59.280
some news about uh use a wishbone
written. Oh yeah the news. Yeah,

622
00:37:59.360 --> 00:38:01.840
only only thirty seven minutes in.
That's that's why I said, this

623
00:38:01.880 --> 00:38:05.719
is kind of where the show begins. We're deally dialing around a little bit,

624
00:38:05.719 --> 00:38:07.519
all right, just because that start
was so crazy, like it was

625
00:38:07.519 --> 00:38:10.920
really it was a pussy footage level
of a fucking guy right now is gonna

626
00:38:10.920 --> 00:38:17.840
crash through the ceiling. Just I
fly uber plane. Now I's gonna be

627
00:38:17.880 --> 00:38:22.199
a real thing. I would It's
not you would never do that. You

628
00:38:22.280 --> 00:38:24.880
would never do it. I would
never do it, don't get me wrong.

629
00:38:24.920 --> 00:38:29.280
Oh they do have Uber helicopter kind
of that you can do that actually,

630
00:38:29.360 --> 00:38:30.679
like I don't. I don't know
if it's through lyft or uber or

631
00:38:30.760 --> 00:38:35.079
something, but like you can get
Like I remember seeing one of those options

632
00:38:35.079 --> 00:38:37.880
when I was coming home from when
I was flying into JFK and I landed

633
00:38:38.239 --> 00:38:43.840
and there was like an option to
take an uber or a taxi to to

634
00:38:44.000 --> 00:38:47.360
a Grand Central or a fucking helicopter
And I was like, what that makes

635
00:38:47.400 --> 00:38:50.920
sense? Who the fuck is doing
this? Motherfuckers? Yeah, to avoid

636
00:38:50.920 --> 00:38:52.679
all that traffic. It wasn't even
that expensive. Really, I thought about

637
00:38:52.679 --> 00:38:53.800
it, but then I was like
I don't want to. You know,

638
00:38:53.880 --> 00:38:58.960
Kobe Bryant Y, you know it's
crazy. You've been like a like you've

639
00:38:59.000 --> 00:39:01.119
been a helicopter. The person they're
like, I could just take I can

640
00:39:01.159 --> 00:39:04.239
just fuck this up both of us
right now. Well, like just just

641
00:39:04.320 --> 00:39:07.239
hit there were in the car somebody
and they're like annoying you and get just

642
00:39:07.360 --> 00:39:13.480
like I can just jolt I think
about it sometimes. I never do it,

643
00:39:13.480 --> 00:39:15.519
but I think about it, Like
we got the shooting rings just like

644
00:39:16.000 --> 00:39:21.239
turn around. Why I don't go
to shooting rings because of that, because

645
00:39:21.280 --> 00:39:24.280
I feel like smart to avoid for
that would be the unlucky person just that

646
00:39:24.400 --> 00:39:29.360
one time some asshole comes around and
and it gets you, Like they don't

647
00:39:29.360 --> 00:39:31.280
get him before he gets you.
You know, you're like all the bullets,

648
00:39:31.320 --> 00:39:34.079
you take up all the bullets.
No no, no, no,

649
00:39:34.360 --> 00:39:36.719
Like you're the first target. He
gets like maybe two people and you're the

650
00:39:36.760 --> 00:39:39.760
first one. He's Like. I
feel like I have the kind of luck.

651
00:39:39.800 --> 00:39:43.760
I have such a backhanded luck where
like I feel like if I was

652
00:39:43.760 --> 00:39:47.320
at a shooting range, I would
get shot that I would survive shot your

653
00:39:47.360 --> 00:39:52.800
grades a little bit. No,
it would be like my like I wouldn't

654
00:39:52.440 --> 00:39:55.760
like I would get hit in the
back or something and then I would be

655
00:39:55.800 --> 00:39:59.199
paralyzed for like a year. Wo
you know what I mean? But I

656
00:39:59.199 --> 00:40:00.440
would I would eventually be able to
walk, but like when I was able

657
00:40:00.440 --> 00:40:02.920
to walk again, it would never
be quite the same. Like that would

658
00:40:02.920 --> 00:40:07.119
really that would make me so much
more angry than just being paralyzed, because

659
00:40:07.119 --> 00:40:08.920
at least I could get around like
doing like crash team racing stuff, but

660
00:40:09.039 --> 00:40:14.239
like the idea of just like oh
man, I'm walking, but like at

661
00:40:14.280 --> 00:40:17.760
like my eighty year old self,
you know, nobility. That sucks.

662
00:40:17.840 --> 00:40:22.519
Would you still would you still do
the podcast? Or would you be selfish?

663
00:40:22.480 --> 00:40:28.599
What do you mean? Would you
still you? Would you be selfish?

664
00:40:28.960 --> 00:40:32.679
Would you be selfish? And like
stop doing this podcast because your life

665
00:40:32.800 --> 00:40:44.920
was ruined? You're a kind,
You're absolute. Why would you be selfish

666
00:40:45.719 --> 00:40:54.480
anyway? Cody co you frying because
you can't. I mean, I want

667
00:40:54.480 --> 00:41:07.119
an iron lung and I'm breathing hard
a fucking baby, I slapped. You're

668
00:41:07.119 --> 00:41:14.280
still funny thinking, get up.
We're just sitting on his bed while he's

669
00:41:14.320 --> 00:41:30.000
doing the heavily Chris read the names
that would be I'm sorry to any of

670
00:41:30.000 --> 00:41:32.880
our listeners story in iron lore.
Yeah, yeah, sorry you guys.

671
00:41:32.920 --> 00:41:36.920
Man, that lung gets hot.
You think we have any I think we

672
00:41:36.960 --> 00:41:38.119
have any listens? In an Iron
mask? What is it? What's an

673
00:41:38.119 --> 00:41:44.280
iron mask? You know, like
Leonardo DiCaprio, he was in that,

674
00:41:44.360 --> 00:41:47.519
right, What's are you talking about? Man in the Iron Mask? The

675
00:41:47.559 --> 00:41:53.360
Iron Mask? Yeah? Who's that? The superhero? You mean Iron Man?

676
00:41:54.199 --> 00:42:00.960
No, the man in the Iron
mask. You know the you know

677
00:42:01.119 --> 00:42:07.400
the the Marvel spin the man in
the Iron mask. Yeah, metal man,

678
00:42:07.840 --> 00:42:16.559
look mask man, metal computer man, computer man in a racknet.

679
00:42:16.679 --> 00:42:22.920
Lad would make fellow iraqne computer guy. It is Leo, It is Leo.

680
00:42:22.920 --> 00:42:24.440
I'm right. No, but you've
never heard of the actual many iron

681
00:42:24.480 --> 00:42:28.239
masking. That is. I think
I see the face. Let me see

682
00:42:28.239 --> 00:42:30.119
the face. I think you're imagining. I thought you were just trying to

683
00:42:30.119 --> 00:42:31.960
say iron Man and no, no, no no, So I understood that,

684
00:42:32.000 --> 00:42:35.199
like, but I was like,
oh, I wasn't sure if you

685
00:42:35.199 --> 00:42:37.199
were leaning into the bit or if
you hadn't like, actually, m F

686
00:42:37.280 --> 00:42:52.440
doom. I've seen that before.
I've seen the image before. But no,

687
00:42:52.519 --> 00:42:54.960
that's a real thing. I actually
don't remember like the backstory of that.

688
00:42:55.039 --> 00:42:59.800
I just remember Leonardo DiCaprio bang in
it and they like his ass or

689
00:42:59.800 --> 00:43:02.559
something. I tell you something that
feels like a movie from like a parallel

690
00:43:02.639 --> 00:43:06.119
universe, because I have not not
only have I never heard of that movie,

691
00:43:06.320 --> 00:43:08.199
not only have I am I very
familiar with the Leonardo DiCaprio and I've

692
00:43:08.199 --> 00:43:13.480
never heard of this. I've never
even seen that imagery anywhere. I mean

693
00:43:13.519 --> 00:43:17.239
it's not I missed that entire my
whole life coming across that. Do you

694
00:43:17.280 --> 00:43:22.599
think they slipped through sometimes like this
things from the like the alternate made up

695
00:43:22.639 --> 00:43:24.880
place to se I think so,
And it's like, what did that come

696
00:43:24.960 --> 00:43:29.159
from? I think that's what a
Mendela effect is. Seriously, I think

697
00:43:29.159 --> 00:43:32.360
that's what happened with Cia. What
happened? What'd she do? Exactly?

698
00:43:32.920 --> 00:43:35.960
Like? Why is she? Aran? Like? Mother? Is this person?

699
00:43:35.960 --> 00:43:37.400
I thought she makes some good music, though, I like she just

700
00:43:37.440 --> 00:43:40.000
kind of came. She can't came
on. She kind of came just like,

701
00:43:40.039 --> 00:43:44.559
Okay, she did come out of
nowhere. Unless I'm sure there's a

702
00:43:44.599 --> 00:43:46.440
documentary that explains her. I don't
even think she has a birthday. I

703
00:43:46.440 --> 00:43:50.360
think like in the documentary, can
you imagine there's no She's like Jesus man,

704
00:43:50.400 --> 00:43:54.239
there's like no fucking record. Her
ID just has her height on it

705
00:43:54.280 --> 00:43:58.679
and that's it. Height, no
age. I mean she is she still

706
00:43:58.719 --> 00:44:05.239
doing ship? Because I've heard four
years ago chandelier song and then the other

707
00:44:05.280 --> 00:44:12.199
one like putting my armor on.
Yeah, that's the chandelier one, she

708
00:44:12.280 --> 00:44:20.159
said, and she vanished, She
said, you fucking fifty, see you

709
00:44:20.320 --> 00:44:28.440
later. I'm having that is impossible, dude. What I had DejaVu about

710
00:44:28.519 --> 00:44:32.079
like I had daje I got my
PS five about playing my PS five and

711
00:44:32.159 --> 00:44:36.840
looking over at it and being like, this is not possible. This came

712
00:44:36.880 --> 00:44:38.400
out I know what you mean.
Yeah, and I hate that because I

713
00:44:38.440 --> 00:44:43.840
get so stressed out. And I
think that's obviously it's just my brain putting

714
00:44:43.840 --> 00:44:46.840
together memories of like shambles that like
I guess it's your brain sucking up,

715
00:44:46.840 --> 00:44:50.599
which is like really distressing. Yeah, because like the fact that that can

716
00:44:50.719 --> 00:44:52.679
happen, it's like, oh,
I I know I've experienced this before,

717
00:44:53.159 --> 00:44:55.880
but that can't be real. So
like it's just like, oh, it's

718
00:44:55.920 --> 00:45:00.639
just your brain. The human brain
is not close to perfont what about the

719
00:45:00.639 --> 00:45:04.639
phenomenon of And I imagine it's like, you know, it's like Doctor Strange

720
00:45:04.679 --> 00:45:08.079
where he ran through every scenario.
There's like one I this is my best

721
00:45:08.079 --> 00:45:13.480
guess of like where people dream the
future, but it's in like say,

722
00:45:13.599 --> 00:45:19.199
not in very broad like a basic
scenario of something happening, something very specific

723
00:45:19.280 --> 00:45:22.679
happens, or like what the fuck
I dreamed that? Because this has happened

724
00:45:22.679 --> 00:45:25.000
to me, like like at least
four or five times throughout my lifetime where

725
00:45:25.000 --> 00:45:29.639
I'm like, I can't fucking believe
this happened. I dream this, and

726
00:45:29.719 --> 00:45:32.639
a very specific well I might have
talked about on the podcast years ago,

727
00:45:34.000 --> 00:45:37.320
like some girl was chasing me when
I was in elementary school. She had

728
00:45:37.320 --> 00:45:39.199
a yellow shirt on in my dream, chasing me around the classroom. And

729
00:45:39.199 --> 00:45:43.519
then it fucking happened, this girl
named Whitney wearing a yellow Boys and Girls

730
00:45:43.559 --> 00:45:45.559
Club shirt chasing me around the classroom. I was like, what the fuck?

731
00:45:45.880 --> 00:45:49.880
I was like this, I dreamed
this, and I'm thinking, okay,

732
00:45:50.119 --> 00:45:53.480
only explanation as an adult. I'm
thinking, there are so many scenarios

733
00:45:53.480 --> 00:45:59.000
going on in your dream and so
many dreams you must eventually just landed on

734
00:45:59.079 --> 00:46:01.079
something like that happening. You're You're
just you grab pieces, you know when

735
00:46:01.079 --> 00:46:04.519
you wake up every morning, your
brain just grabs little pieces and the like,

736
00:46:04.679 --> 00:46:06.800
this is your memories for today.
I remember when I get the thing

737
00:46:06.840 --> 00:46:08.960
that you try to remember the hardest
are usually there, but there are Sometimes

738
00:46:09.239 --> 00:46:13.440
I think of how many things have
happened to you? You know, not

739
00:46:13.559 --> 00:46:21.360
much, A couple of things,
A couple of things. Due I remember

740
00:46:21.400 --> 00:46:24.039
one time I was really fucking high. I remember I was really fucking high,

741
00:46:24.039 --> 00:46:27.559
and you know when you go to
pay and it's it like it's that

742
00:46:27.800 --> 00:46:30.679
you have the dual stream, the
viper the stream where like forks off.

743
00:46:31.639 --> 00:46:35.360
It only happens to me when I
have like right after I come that long

744
00:46:35.400 --> 00:46:37.719
time, like when I have a
little revenue left. Okay, So same

745
00:46:37.800 --> 00:46:43.639
same, okay, So that's what
happened really high. I remember I was

746
00:46:43.679 --> 00:46:45.559
really high and I did this and
I had the two streams. I was

747
00:46:45.559 --> 00:46:49.960
like, I remember thought like,
oh, this must be like another version

748
00:46:49.960 --> 00:46:53.800
of myself is pissing at the same
time. And then it made me laugh

749
00:46:53.920 --> 00:47:00.519
so hard while I was pissing.
I would tell you guys that I I

750
00:47:00.679 --> 00:47:04.960
legitimately pissing in the middle of the
night. One time, when I looked

751
00:47:05.000 --> 00:47:10.880
at my dick, it was upside
down? Was it like, what do

752
00:47:10.960 --> 00:47:15.679
you mean? Like what are you
talking at the top of My head was

753
00:47:15.880 --> 00:47:22.679
fucking now not the top it was
turned around one. I can't sanction this.

754
00:47:22.920 --> 00:47:27.760
It woke me up, like I
bet it's like I actually was scared

755
00:47:28.199 --> 00:47:31.719
getting them and I was like,
oh and it wasn't like it was like

756
00:47:32.400 --> 00:47:44.039
it was like when you see that
you just I'm tired. You still do

757
00:47:44.119 --> 00:47:52.119
you think Americans? Yahn, that's
so respectful your heritage, my grandma.

758
00:47:52.199 --> 00:48:00.320
That's so wait anyway, that's kind
of fire. That's kind of here,

759
00:48:01.199 --> 00:48:09.199
redskin the drum, we love you, very funny jump. There was once

760
00:48:12.360 --> 00:48:20.079
I want to hear this. That's
my cousin. Listens to podcasts, listen

761
00:48:20.119 --> 00:48:27.280
to run Runs with Scissors, Runs
with scissors, Uh, runs with Runs

762
00:48:27.320 --> 00:48:34.400
with Scissors and uh flirts with the
underage Anyway, Cody, I have one

763
00:48:34.440 --> 00:48:37.559
thing to say. We're never gonna
get to this. That's whatever. I've

764
00:48:37.599 --> 00:48:40.880
tried so hard, I got so
far. Time where you were like your

765
00:48:42.159 --> 00:48:45.639
your dick was upside down. There
was one time. There was the one

766
00:48:45.719 --> 00:48:47.320
time where like I was playing video
games right and it was really late at

767
00:48:47.400 --> 00:48:52.000
night, and I pissed myself,
what do you need? What do you

768
00:48:52.039 --> 00:48:53.639
what do you need? Like a
like at the gate, like sitting there.

769
00:48:53.800 --> 00:48:59.880
Yeah, why what do you mean? I was in the bathroom?

770
00:49:02.920 --> 00:49:08.199
Dude, my eye twitch. You
thought you were in the bathroom. You're

771
00:49:08.199 --> 00:49:14.960
playing Assassin's Creed too. I must
be in the bathroom. Let me pissed.

772
00:49:15.159 --> 00:49:17.320
I'm kidding, I'm fucking kidding.
But actual story lives to be bad

773
00:49:17.360 --> 00:49:21.639
as it was. One time Lily
had a dream where she did these the

774
00:49:21.679 --> 00:49:23.840
bathroom. She was little, and
she beated her mom and dad's bath and

775
00:49:23.920 --> 00:49:28.519
dad's bedroom. She was like four. I mean, that's kind of the

776
00:49:28.559 --> 00:49:30.400
normal way that it would happen that, But she was like so embarrassed,

777
00:49:30.400 --> 00:49:34.519
and she just said she just stood
there and cried about it. So she

778
00:49:34.639 --> 00:49:39.119
added tears to the pint and she
got beaten, sat beating savage. She

779
00:49:39.280 --> 00:49:47.239
got beat They discovered this poor little
kid. Her parents started watching UFC was

780
00:49:47.320 --> 00:49:51.840
like brand nude, Like this is
fucking awesome when it was anything, when

781
00:49:51.880 --> 00:49:54.639
you could do any bullshit in it. That strangled over the blanket and dangled

782
00:49:54.679 --> 00:50:00.519
her off the bridge by the way, But like that's crazy, that genuine

783
00:50:00.880 --> 00:50:02.559
pissing yourself. I don't. I
don't know if I can beat myself.

784
00:50:02.719 --> 00:50:06.559
I think I've tried recently and I
just can't do it. You've tried?

785
00:50:06.960 --> 00:50:08.960
What are you why? Because I
want to know if I could, if

786
00:50:09.000 --> 00:50:13.440
I could make my brain be like
do that? You can? I can't.

787
00:50:13.559 --> 00:50:16.559
It's so easy? Wait? Why
wait? Is it broken? Yes,

788
00:50:16.679 --> 00:50:21.440
I have no reason to do it, but I could. What you're

789
00:50:21.480 --> 00:50:23.320
saying, what you're saying is that
you cannot piss on command, is what

790
00:50:23.360 --> 00:50:27.079
you're saying. No, even when
I have to pee, I'm like,

791
00:50:27.159 --> 00:50:30.079
I'm gonna pee myself right now.
I'd be funny. And I'm like,

792
00:50:30.159 --> 00:50:31.480
I can't. My brain won't let
me do that. My brain, you

793
00:50:31.800 --> 00:50:36.639
won't let me remove that line.
Should do it, not because you can't

794
00:50:36.639 --> 00:50:39.239
do it because you but because you
understand the value of that bit is so

795
00:50:39.519 --> 00:50:45.119
low. It's not low. It's
pretty funny. I did somebody pissing themselves.

796
00:50:45.239 --> 00:50:49.239
Pretty funny. But it's funny.
But like, it's not. You

797
00:50:49.440 --> 00:50:53.039
have to deal with that. I
want to do it. I think it'd

798
00:50:53.079 --> 00:50:57.039
be funny. It's pissing yourself.
It's hilarious. I bet you can do

799
00:50:57.079 --> 00:51:01.440
it. If you drink a gallon
of piss. Well, yeah, it'll

800
00:51:01.480 --> 00:51:07.119
filter through immediately. Is this piss
Put us in the piss container, then

801
00:51:07.800 --> 00:51:09.840
you'll get the piss out. Put
this in a piss container. Yeah,

802
00:51:10.480 --> 00:51:15.920
any let's move on questions. Yeahs
overdaddy, whatever. Yeah, Cody Cody

803
00:51:16.000 --> 00:51:21.159
Co sucks. He's a f Cody
Co was fucking tant emotion when she was

804
00:51:21.199 --> 00:51:23.679
seventeen. Uh, Gabby, Hannah
openly told Cody, Hey, she's seventeen,

805
00:51:24.239 --> 00:51:28.679
and he was like and then proceeded
the fuck her that and then they

806
00:51:28.760 --> 00:51:30.119
fucked her. Yeah, I mean, hey, dude, Cody co has

807
00:51:30.119 --> 00:51:36.719
always had given off kind of dickhettish
energy. I've literally I have not seen

808
00:51:36.800 --> 00:51:39.159
if I've seen any of his content. It was like somebody else you recently

809
00:51:39.199 --> 00:51:45.039
said that, like you have no
you're aware of who they are, but

810
00:51:45.360 --> 00:51:47.159
you I can't remember who it was, but it was. I can't remember

811
00:51:47.159 --> 00:51:51.159
what it was, but it same
fucking ship where I if I've seen anything

812
00:51:51.239 --> 00:51:52.559
of him, I couldn't tell you. I've laughed at this shit before.

813
00:51:52.559 --> 00:51:54.400
I thought him and normal little together
it was very funny. I think,

814
00:51:54.440 --> 00:51:58.840
No, what's particularly funny. I've
seen him and Miller's ship and Miller like

815
00:51:59.039 --> 00:52:01.320
clips on like talking stuff. I've
seen that, but uh, you know,

816
00:52:01.599 --> 00:52:06.920
he fucking he did what he did
what he he Look, man,

817
00:52:07.239 --> 00:52:13.480
uh you get you can't you can't, well just come on, you're twenty

818
00:52:13.599 --> 00:52:16.039
five. The biggest thing is like
you were told so even like right,

819
00:52:16.400 --> 00:52:20.480
there's no there's no suit of code
it because you were told him because like

820
00:52:20.639 --> 00:52:22.519
like it would have been like because
I remember if somebody was giving the explanation

821
00:52:22.639 --> 00:52:24.880
armor it was a Gabby or whoever
it was was saying like, oh,

822
00:52:24.880 --> 00:52:29.679
I understand that Janna looks older,
so maybe you thought, but no,

823
00:52:30.159 --> 00:52:32.480
like when I don't think anybody.
Yeah, look, I don't think anybody

824
00:52:32.639 --> 00:52:37.079
earnestly, Like if you're at like
a party or at like a bar and

825
00:52:37.159 --> 00:52:42.119
you make out with somebody who looks
older without knowing, is really gonna give

826
00:52:42.239 --> 00:52:44.760
really that much? Maybe some people
will, but like, I mean,

827
00:52:45.079 --> 00:52:47.320
that's an honest mistake, right,
It's like, especially especially at a bar

828
00:52:47.360 --> 00:52:50.639
with my family, Like a lot
of people like get into bars without like

829
00:52:50.800 --> 00:52:52.280
fake I shouldn't be there. That's
fucked up. Yeah, and you're doing

830
00:52:52.519 --> 00:52:55.079
that person for doing that right,
for being the person to go in there

831
00:52:55.119 --> 00:53:00.360
you know when you can't. But
he was told explicitly, and it's like

832
00:53:00.400 --> 00:53:04.880
corroborated by people who have no reason
to corroborate really, so like it's definitely

833
00:53:05.000 --> 00:53:07.320
true, and so it's just like
you told him and he said, oh,

834
00:53:07.639 --> 00:53:10.679
thank you for telling me, and
then you went and fucking did it

835
00:53:10.719 --> 00:53:15.880
anywhere. And dude, it's crazy. It's such a it's such a especially

836
00:53:15.199 --> 00:53:20.719
especially in as you're on Internet.
You're so personality. You're famous, Why

837
00:53:20.760 --> 00:53:22.960
wouldn't you just be like, oh
yeah, okay, thank you for thank

838
00:53:22.960 --> 00:53:27.039
you for letting me know. That's
not worth it. I'll go grab any

839
00:53:27.159 --> 00:53:30.599
other legal thing I have. There's
probably DMS up the ass of women that

840
00:53:30.679 --> 00:53:35.559
want to bang me or so it's
so that that's the thing that is so

841
00:53:36.239 --> 00:53:39.440
I expect death. Remember when that
what was the fuck that kid's name was?

842
00:53:39.760 --> 00:53:44.079
It was a kid call me Carson? Yeah, what's happened with him?

843
00:53:44.280 --> 00:53:46.079
I expect like when you look at
that guy, though, wasn't it

844
00:53:46.119 --> 00:53:51.679
that kind of Carson was? The
girl was? The girl was seven seventeen,

845
00:53:51.840 --> 00:53:53.559
he was like nineteen, she was, she was. The thing is

846
00:53:53.599 --> 00:53:58.440
that I think he was freshly nineteen, and I think that's what a problem

847
00:53:58.519 --> 00:54:05.920
came from. But but whatta you
gotta move smarter. What I was getting

848
00:54:05.960 --> 00:54:12.039
at is that when I when I
see like, call me Carson as a

849
00:54:12.119 --> 00:54:16.360
person, that if I when you
look at that gentleman, no, you

850
00:54:16.440 --> 00:54:21.079
know, no shade, but that
is not a you know, he's not

851
00:54:21.199 --> 00:54:25.280
a you know, he's not a
handsome cat. Right. I'm trying to

852
00:54:25.320 --> 00:54:30.440
say that without the without his clout, without his position. That's the only

853
00:54:30.519 --> 00:54:36.519
reason he's like getting anything. And
I expect people who don't listen listen,

854
00:54:36.920 --> 00:54:39.760
and the people who don't normally talk
to women or get women or something,

855
00:54:39.880 --> 00:54:44.719
I expect them to do make mistakes
like that. I expect them to be

856
00:54:44.960 --> 00:54:47.679
like because now they have this this
power and influence, so they're gonna make

857
00:54:47.679 --> 00:54:52.679
stupid mistakes. I expect stupid shit
like that happened. It's more forgivable for

858
00:54:52.800 --> 00:54:55.360
me. And when a person that
would because let's be real, that person

859
00:54:55.599 --> 00:55:00.599
without the clout that he had,
do you think he was getting see before

860
00:55:00.960 --> 00:55:02.199
you never know, you never know. But the man no, no,

861
00:55:02.280 --> 00:55:07.679
no, no, you never know. But at the same time would suggest

862
00:55:07.719 --> 00:55:12.400
that he would be because like plenty
of ugly people with no power get uh

863
00:55:12.760 --> 00:55:15.760
not at that age, And you
think we would be in the position where

864
00:55:15.800 --> 00:55:19.840
in now where men are all fucking
lonely and fucked up. I think that

865
00:55:19.920 --> 00:55:23.159
we're true. Well, I agree, change the subject. I don't want

866
00:55:23.159 --> 00:55:25.880
to talk about this. If you
guys do that devil's advocation, it's not

867
00:55:25.920 --> 00:55:30.519
devil's advocate. It's just like I
know so many people who are not people

868
00:55:30.599 --> 00:55:32.679
get pussy. Although there would be
no ugly people on earth, of course,

869
00:55:34.320 --> 00:55:38.599
I'm not talking about no ugly people. He's getting because we agree,

870
00:55:39.039 --> 00:55:43.519
like, hey, we're talking about
this normal thing. It's like, hey,

871
00:55:43.599 --> 00:55:45.000
let me interject with some bullshit.
And it's like that, you know

872
00:55:45.119 --> 00:55:51.239
you don't need to do it,
but I'm gonna do it anyway. It

873
00:55:51.239 --> 00:55:53.679
would be if you were doing it
for community purposes, I would play into

874
00:55:53.760 --> 00:55:57.760
it. It's just like people just
say this, let me just let me.

875
00:55:57.840 --> 00:55:59.239
I just want to I just want
to interject. And I'm like,

876
00:55:59.400 --> 00:56:02.000
come, I I I pressure highlightly. I don't know, it's fantastic.

877
00:56:02.079 --> 00:56:06.280
I just got my blood press shout
out to you, dog. I got

878
00:56:06.320 --> 00:56:09.159
my blood pressure checked because I don't
give anybody my blood. Yeah, well,

879
00:56:09.159 --> 00:56:12.480
I didn't give it one my blood. They took they checked my pressures,

880
00:56:12.559 --> 00:56:15.760
Chris. They don't. They don't
checked that. No, I don't.

881
00:56:15.079 --> 00:56:17.519
You don't understand. I just don't
give my blood to people. I

882
00:56:17.519 --> 00:56:21.679
wouldn't. I've done like they.
I've been to doctors. I say like,

883
00:56:21.719 --> 00:56:24.239
we really should get you a blood
test because you're looking real rough.

884
00:56:24.679 --> 00:56:30.800
And I say, no, son, you're pretty sure you have polycythe and

885
00:56:30.880 --> 00:56:37.360
then sucking the animal crossing of cancer
guys meet Chris raygun. Pretty sure,

886
00:56:37.039 --> 00:56:45.320
pretty sure? My doctor diagnosed me
with the fucking poly gay. I don't

887
00:56:45.320 --> 00:56:47.480
know. Should should I go fund
me? Guys? What do you think?

888
00:56:47.599 --> 00:56:54.519
Can you imagine if I like lied
about being short the time for no

889
00:56:55.079 --> 00:57:00.360
reason, I would respect that actually, because it's so unheard of. It's

890
00:57:00.400 --> 00:57:06.639
such a like what you wanted people. I think hard mode. That's hard

891
00:57:06.679 --> 00:57:08.719
mode we're talking about. Can I
imagine they take your blood? Right,

892
00:57:08.840 --> 00:57:16.480
take your blood you're like, put
on a thing you're like and it's red

893
00:57:16.559 --> 00:57:20.880
like blood. It's still red like
blood, though there's no huge moment.

894
00:57:20.960 --> 00:57:25.880
We've done this urine. There's no
blood cells in here. Ms Jamieson.

895
00:57:27.079 --> 00:57:35.480
We've we've we've analyzed your son's blood
and it seems I've never seen anything like

896
00:57:35.559 --> 00:57:42.760
this, But it's it's all urine, uh, every else of it.

897
00:57:43.079 --> 00:57:45.719
Every not a hint of blood to
be seen. Not a single hemoglobe,

898
00:57:45.960 --> 00:57:51.000
not a single white blood steve,
a single not a single no iron.

899
00:57:52.239 --> 00:57:55.639
There's no there's nothing that isn't piss
related in the sample of blood that we

900
00:57:55.719 --> 00:58:04.079
took from your son's arms, effectively
water. But this is just pissed the

901
00:58:05.639 --> 00:58:12.920
government. Water is on its way. I never see him again. I'm

902
00:58:13.000 --> 00:58:21.119
very start fucking government lass going to
try That's that's what the Secret Service should

903
00:58:21.119 --> 00:58:25.559
have the should have had a last
It's just like whoa, and then someone

904
00:58:25.639 --> 00:58:31.039
starts whipping him, like whipping the
him. Wow, A very different situation,

905
00:58:31.280 --> 00:58:38.639
Very different situations. Don't Why don't
more assassins use bouncy bullets? How

906
00:58:38.880 --> 00:58:42.679
so? Like, let me put
it this way. It goes through someone's

907
00:58:42.719 --> 00:58:45.480
head and then it bounces back around
like the thread, like the thread inspected

908
00:58:45.559 --> 00:58:47.920
thing that he throws the hunter,
and it comes back to you and you

909
00:58:47.960 --> 00:58:51.480
can throw it again. Well I
was just thinking more like a thing that

910
00:58:51.559 --> 00:58:57.079
bounces. But yes, yeah,
like bouncy boun your head like rubber bullets,

911
00:58:57.119 --> 00:59:00.079
but they're a little bit harder.
I guess they're like they're real bullets

912
00:59:00.639 --> 00:59:08.400
covered in in bounce. They're covered
in bounced like the dryer sheets, the

913
00:59:08.599 --> 00:59:14.880
bounce dry sheets. They smell really
good. They're delectable. But was the

914
00:59:14.960 --> 00:59:17.519
right word, Cody, know what
you meant? But yeah, Cody co

915
00:59:19.039 --> 00:59:22.159
this whole situation really like, so
this thing really blew up? So can

916
00:59:22.199 --> 00:59:24.119
I can I say this? Yeah? I don't know if this is necessarily

917
00:59:24.199 --> 00:59:29.880
fair, but it is kind of
how I feel where there's a lot of

918
00:59:30.039 --> 00:59:34.159
people who right into the show or
like they'll they'll they'll be in the in

919
00:59:34.239 --> 00:59:37.679
the chat on Twitch whenever I'm live
or whatever, and they'll ask like when's

920
00:59:37.760 --> 00:59:42.800
the next guest? When's the next
guest? Like who's gonna who else is

921
00:59:42.840 --> 00:59:45.519
going to be on the show?
And I agree, like I wanted,

922
00:59:45.639 --> 00:59:50.880
I want guests to be on the
show, but ship like this really fucking

923
00:59:50.960 --> 00:59:52.679
makes it so sad, you know, because I'm always gonna if we have

924
00:59:52.760 --> 00:59:55.440
somebody that we don't know very well, like we had I'm Alex, you

925
00:59:55.480 --> 00:59:58.519
know what I mean, And I
think, like, ah, great,

926
00:59:58.920 --> 01:00:02.079
it's a little funny, right,
But there is part of me that like

927
01:00:02.119 --> 01:00:05.360
things like the reason I don't collide
with people is for that reason where it

928
01:00:05.440 --> 01:00:07.519
it's like I don't want to just
don't want to fucking deal with like having

929
01:00:07.599 --> 01:00:10.440
to answer for that. Do like
imagine eying Noah Miller right now, Like

930
01:00:10.519 --> 01:00:14.800
it's just that was your man,
you know, you know what was your

931
01:00:14.920 --> 01:00:17.400
man? You know what's interesting about
that? Though guilty, it's not that

932
01:00:17.559 --> 01:00:20.599
of a deal, I guess because
it's still like it's not you, I

933
01:00:20.599 --> 01:00:22.639
didn't do anything, but it's still
annoying. I hear you, but I

934
01:00:22.800 --> 01:00:28.480
think I think we're past that point
now because if you notice all of the

935
01:00:28.800 --> 01:00:32.199
shit that really has happened or anything
that's getting exposed, was there's that like

936
01:00:32.519 --> 01:00:37.760
moment around twenty sixteen, twenty seventeen, like people are getting exposed now,

937
01:00:37.800 --> 01:00:42.440
but they were doing fucked up shit
way back at that time. And I

938
01:00:42.519 --> 01:00:45.400
feel like pretty much anything, especially
the people that we're interested in, I

939
01:00:45.519 --> 01:00:49.599
feel like everything's kind of the dust
iss settled, is what I feel like.

940
01:00:49.719 --> 01:00:52.119
Yeah, I guess so. I
feel like the people that we like,

941
01:00:52.199 --> 01:00:57.280
say the people that we've had on
so far, Like like say we

942
01:00:57.400 --> 01:01:00.280
had on Leon Lush, Yeah,
uh, then see anything weird with him?

943
01:01:00.320 --> 01:01:05.800
And then tomorrow tomorrow Leon wants your
son is in fact an alien,

944
01:01:05.840 --> 01:01:10.119
And I'm like, something that's your
movie sucks. I mean, he he's

945
01:01:10.400 --> 01:01:15.360
open about the weird, it's no
big deal. Uh fucking Who the fuck

946
01:01:15.400 --> 01:01:20.599
else was on the show? Me
Kenyon Lyle? Yeah, Like these are

947
01:01:20.599 --> 01:01:23.199
people that the same people again,
I feel like that's like nervous. We

948
01:01:23.320 --> 01:01:28.480
just keep having our same group of
friends on. We would have little Meek

949
01:01:28.599 --> 01:01:30.480
on here eight times and he'd be
like honestly, I haven't really made anything

950
01:01:30.519 --> 01:01:35.880
to I would get like Lyle,
I'd get like Mick, like people people

951
01:01:35.920 --> 01:01:39.920
that I like and trust and know
like very well. Yeah, and I'm

952
01:01:39.960 --> 01:01:43.639
sure like we'll have some people that
we like that we don't know super well,

953
01:01:43.760 --> 01:01:45.880
or like people that like, you
know, kind of tendially, I

954
01:01:45.920 --> 01:01:47.239
know, I do want like Jay
Aubrey to be on the show at some

955
01:01:47.280 --> 01:01:50.599
point. I want you had that
line up actually, and then like the

956
01:01:50.800 --> 01:01:52.679
scheduling got sucked up and they're just
kind of like I would have. John

957
01:01:53.000 --> 01:01:59.679
Jay is such a fucking analyst on
anything he picked. Attention Aubrey, Jay,

958
01:02:00.119 --> 01:02:05.599
I'm sorry you said, j.
I swear to god, I actually

959
01:02:05.599 --> 01:02:10.320
heard Jay Leno too, right,
Yeah, yeah, it sounded like I

960
01:02:10.400 --> 01:02:14.159
think you actually now I think about
it. I gotta go back you're winning

961
01:02:15.639 --> 01:02:19.159
back and listen to it for sure, going back, and it says j

962
01:02:19.559 --> 01:02:28.400
Leno like stop you guys are you
guys are waiting exactly? I heard that

963
01:02:28.519 --> 01:02:30.960
anyway. Yeah, don't sleep with
underage people. Just generally, like a

964
01:02:31.039 --> 01:02:35.400
general rule of thumb, dude,
as an adult, especially like especially like

965
01:02:35.519 --> 01:02:38.079
you're you're twenty three and above,
just stick to people who can drink legally

966
01:02:38.119 --> 01:02:42.199
in the United States. I think
there's like plenty, there's plenty of action

967
01:02:42.320 --> 01:02:49.039
that you can find that is entirely
ethical age. There's way there's almost too

968
01:02:49.119 --> 01:02:52.000
much legal pussy out there there.
Yeah, there's astonishing amount. It'd be

969
01:02:52.039 --> 01:02:55.000
a lot easier, man, it'd
be a lot easier, and there's way

970
01:02:55.039 --> 01:02:58.880
more fun you can have by going
to those twenty one and up places.

971
01:02:59.039 --> 01:03:01.719
So that really helped. I've definitely
like not gone to parties because it's just

972
01:03:01.840 --> 01:03:04.840
like, oh, we're going to
an eighteen up bar. It's like,

973
01:03:04.880 --> 01:03:06.920
why the funk would I want to
be in an eighteen up bar. I'm

974
01:03:07.039 --> 01:03:10.639
thirty I went to Oh yeah,
that that is strange saying when I twenty

975
01:03:10.679 --> 01:03:14.159
four. I'm one of my one
of my friends who was twenty two was

976
01:03:14.199 --> 01:03:16.880
at UCSB and I went to a
party there and I was like, these

977
01:03:16.920 --> 01:03:20.119
are children. I could see it
on them, and I was like,

978
01:03:20.199 --> 01:03:22.280
yeah, I can't do this.
Yeah, you can see it on some

979
01:03:22.320 --> 01:03:23.679
of them, and then some of
them look deceptively old. Yeah, So

980
01:03:23.760 --> 01:03:28.559
it's just like, look, I
can't be in here if you feel like

981
01:03:28.599 --> 01:03:31.719
I'm ainger. That's the thing most
most just make up makes people look older.

982
01:03:32.920 --> 01:03:37.000
That is kind of the Yeah.
So it's like then you imagine,

983
01:03:37.039 --> 01:03:38.719
dude, imagine you like go home
with somebody you're drunk, and then like

984
01:03:38.760 --> 01:03:43.159
they take their fucking makeup off and
they look at baby. It's like,

985
01:03:43.960 --> 01:03:46.559
I'm all right, I'm sorry,
I gotta kill you now, Like I

986
01:03:46.599 --> 01:03:51.039
would rather kill you at my point
at that point, I don't think I

987
01:03:51.119 --> 01:03:55.239
could be like all right, all
right, that's I can't excuse I would.

988
01:03:55.280 --> 01:03:59.679
I think I would. I would
heal myself like a banana, then

989
01:04:00.159 --> 01:04:02.840
just bring the inside of myself out. They come back in a room and

990
01:04:02.840 --> 01:04:08.280
they're holding a blanky and they're actually
three tall because the cops. That's what

991
01:04:08.360 --> 01:04:12.559
the cops would do if you like
bottles made them taller. The cops like,

992
01:04:12.599 --> 01:04:15.199
there's no fucking way you didn't know
that. You can't just put make

993
01:04:15.239 --> 01:04:19.320
about a baby. I'm exactly.
I know I know who you are,

994
01:04:19.679 --> 01:04:23.599
but I'm just like, if you
try to defend yourselfing like, bro,

995
01:04:25.039 --> 01:04:27.840
imagine I'm sitting here right, I
wa wape the makeup off and I look

996
01:04:27.960 --> 01:04:31.440
three. It would have freaked me
out, But I don't want to be

997
01:04:31.679 --> 01:04:35.320
whose baby is this? Is this
actually Chris baby? Is this that's been

998
01:04:35.360 --> 01:04:39.159
in personality? Like, was there
ever a Chris Yeah? Because then I'm

999
01:04:39.199 --> 01:04:41.400
like I'm scared, and I'm like, what is I don't want to annoy

1000
01:04:41.480 --> 01:04:45.239
you. I knew you longer wait
three years, so I'm really confused at

1001
01:04:45.280 --> 01:04:47.800
that moment. That don't mean there
would be a point at which the baby

1002
01:04:47.880 --> 01:04:53.960
subject, but you never know what
what it is. You have to like

1003
01:04:54.000 --> 01:04:58.480
ask me questions that only I would
know what sequentially up through the years until

1004
01:04:58.559 --> 01:05:00.199
like you know what I mean,
it is still in New York. Oh

1005
01:05:00.280 --> 01:05:02.440
yeah, guys. I never you
guys, just stop talking to me,

1006
01:05:03.719 --> 01:05:06.119
just like stop talking to me for
some reason. I give you a call

1007
01:05:06.719 --> 01:05:09.559
and it's like, hey, man, I haven't talked to him in a

1008
01:05:09.599 --> 01:05:12.440
couple of years, but like,
I hope you're doing well, Like I

1009
01:05:12.599 --> 01:05:20.880
just saw yesterdays, right, I
don't know why did you just really?

1010
01:05:21.159 --> 01:05:26.679
God? My dream is to like
give somebody like a slightly too high dose

1011
01:05:26.719 --> 01:05:29.639
of shrooms and pull something like that
off on them. I don't, like

1012
01:05:29.719 --> 01:05:36.400
I really love psychologically uh torturing people. I think you know this guy,

1013
01:05:36.960 --> 01:05:41.039
I've always wanted to, like someone
who's deeply religious, wanted to like do

1014
01:05:41.199 --> 01:05:44.079
some devil ship. You know,
I've always wanted to do something like that

1015
01:05:44.159 --> 01:05:46.880
because they believe it. They'll believe
you're like possessed or somebody. You guys

1016
01:05:46.880 --> 01:05:49.559
want to torture. That's just funny, because like, do you remember I

1017
01:05:49.679 --> 01:05:54.360
was just funny. It's funny.
It's funny. Come on, I want

1018
01:05:54.400 --> 01:06:00.360
to shoot Eric Canada someone's pants and
then make them out the organic you funny,

1019
01:06:00.400 --> 01:06:06.320
it's funny. Come onwere's red now? It's funny. Open the door

1020
01:06:06.320 --> 01:06:09.440
and then get hit with an air
cannon and then they hit the wall and

1021
01:06:09.440 --> 01:06:15.199
they're flat like a fucking cartoon.
Like WI like that, and there's so

1022
01:06:15.400 --> 01:06:18.679
much viscla and blood on the water. I'm like, was it's fun Hey?

1023
01:06:19.000 --> 01:06:21.000
Hey, Brad? Is that did
you like that? Hey? Brad,

1024
01:06:23.079 --> 01:06:25.599
it's funny when you are afraid of
clowns, you wake them up in

1025
01:06:25.599 --> 01:06:28.000
the middle of the night with your
friends dresses clowns like circus music in the

1026
01:06:28.000 --> 01:06:29.639
background. What do you mean?
It's funny, It's funny. Come on,

1027
01:06:30.199 --> 01:06:32.920
what you do is you? You
fucking you? You? You fucking

1028
01:06:33.159 --> 01:06:39.679
slap someone in the face really hard
while they're sleeping and ride above, you

1029
01:06:39.719 --> 01:06:50.360
know, because they're gonna stand up. What you do is sleeping right,

1030
01:06:50.440 --> 01:06:54.719
and you fucking you you wake them
up right, and then they wake up

1031
01:06:54.760 --> 01:06:57.079
you have a shotgun, no brow, shot gun in their mouth. Right,

1032
01:07:03.320 --> 01:07:15.320
You're like, I got you?
Just do you do so much ship

1033
01:07:15.360 --> 01:07:17.800
like that? Your roommates just like
stop it, bro, bro, stop

1034
01:07:18.719 --> 01:07:28.239
stop eat through it. Look at
you next time. Bro. The idea

1035
01:07:28.480 --> 01:07:31.719
of just like somebody be walking into
a room and just announces like I really

1036
01:07:31.840 --> 01:07:35.039
like this, I really like the
psychologically torture people. And that's just me,

1037
01:07:35.199 --> 01:07:39.320
you know, it's just me living
my authentic life, you know in

1038
01:07:39.440 --> 01:07:42.199
that home. Yeah, exactly like
that, like a mute like muted but

1039
01:07:42.360 --> 01:07:45.679
like kind of like very serious.
I would never hang out with somebody like

1040
01:07:45.760 --> 01:07:49.800
that problem making people's voices and then
what I do is I mimic parents voices

1041
01:07:49.840 --> 01:07:54.079
and then I make I call their
parrots and I'm like make It's like I'm

1042
01:07:54.079 --> 01:07:56.280
gonna be in a car crash and
I'm about to die and I really fuck

1043
01:07:56.360 --> 01:07:59.480
up their knife. They feel better
when my uncle's back inside the house afterwards.

1044
01:07:59.639 --> 01:08:01.000
Work. Yeah, somebody pissed me
off on Twitter the other day,

1045
01:08:01.039 --> 01:08:04.280
so I like found videos of their
of their voice, and like I trained

1046
01:08:04.320 --> 01:08:06.480
an Ai on it and then I
used it to call their parents and tell

1047
01:08:06.519 --> 01:08:11.119
them that I'm sorry, I'm gonna
kill myself. And then, you know,

1048
01:08:11.280 --> 01:08:12.920
this is what I like to do. You know, what do you

1049
01:08:13.000 --> 01:08:16.760
mean, what's the problem. I
don't know, Like video like make people

1050
01:08:17.520 --> 01:08:24.039
like playing games like Kingdom Hearts specifically, I like how you guys are speaking

1051
01:08:24.119 --> 01:08:28.680
drag. I like, yes,
yes, yes, I played Rome Total

1052
01:08:28.720 --> 01:08:33.640
War and they also this is to
like I played Meeting Kingdom and that's right.

1053
01:08:35.359 --> 01:08:38.479
It's a lot of question. This
is a totally real mobile game.

1054
01:08:39.680 --> 01:08:41.560
That is a real that is a
real game. You know, how come

1055
01:08:41.560 --> 01:08:45.119
we haven't gotten any mobile game ads. Isn't that like the only thing that

1056
01:08:45.279 --> 01:08:48.720
like they'll sponsor anything. It's kind
of weird. Yeah, well anything but

1057
01:08:49.000 --> 01:09:00.920
us anything, but that is very
Chinese companies. B Yeah, they watched

1058
01:09:00.960 --> 01:09:05.239
one video and fucking screamed. Yeah
that is fucking oh too much. I'm

1059
01:09:05.239 --> 01:09:10.039
gonna go already, did you already? You already put your foot in that

1060
01:09:13.319 --> 01:09:18.399
me that yesterday with the the I
went to the colonoscopy center today this morning

1061
01:09:19.239 --> 01:09:24.960
and it's it's in Koreatown. Oh
wow, man, came from town.

1062
01:09:25.119 --> 01:09:28.439
Yeah, damn. It was about
early. Then I didn't know it was

1063
01:09:28.560 --> 01:09:30.640
uh yeah, I got up.
I'm a fucking idiot. I went to

1064
01:09:30.680 --> 01:09:33.760
sleep at like five, dude,
yeah, and then I woke something more.

1065
01:09:33.800 --> 01:09:35.560
I got like two and a half
hours to sleep, went to the

1066
01:09:35.960 --> 01:09:40.560
thing, slept for like maybe I
got When I got home, I slept

1067
01:09:40.600 --> 01:09:43.960
for twenty minutes and came but anyway, then I came and then I got

1068
01:09:44.000 --> 01:09:45.039
here. Then I got I came
down. Then I got in a car

1069
01:09:45.079 --> 01:09:49.520
and gaes, I'm actually that's actually
true, that's actually one thousand percent.

1070
01:09:49.720 --> 01:09:53.880
I'm not even front of anyway.
At home, I beat my deck and

1071
01:09:54.079 --> 01:09:59.239
insanely I got I got a anyway. Yeah. I didn't know it was

1072
01:09:59.279 --> 01:10:01.319
gonna be in Kreatown. I didn't
know. And I was walking to the

1073
01:10:01.319 --> 01:10:04.079
colds all said. I was like, oh, there's just nothing but Craig

1074
01:10:04.119 --> 01:10:10.319
calligraphy everywhere. And then I felt
so out of place, like I've never

1075
01:10:10.399 --> 01:10:13.079
felt more out of place. I'm
in the it's all like a physician center

1076
01:10:13.159 --> 01:10:15.720
with a bunch of stuff, and
went to the g I place and it's

1077
01:10:15.760 --> 01:10:19.720
just I'm like everyone's looking at me, like when I did you? Oh

1078
01:10:19.800 --> 01:10:23.479
yeah. Whenever I walked around,
I see them like, they literally move

1079
01:10:23.520 --> 01:10:29.439
aside. They move aside. They
grabbed their cars and the cars are like,

1080
01:10:29.760 --> 01:10:33.520
fuck, some piece of ship did
that. When I parked at the

1081
01:10:34.640 --> 01:10:39.000
down No, it's at the la
X went to go pick up Jojo and

1082
01:10:39.119 --> 01:10:42.960
I dropped my my ticket for the
parking, I was like, oh,

1083
01:10:43.039 --> 01:10:45.199
ship, And then it went by
this guy's car and and I was like

1084
01:10:45.279 --> 01:10:48.279
I looked at him and I was
like, bro like, bro like,

1085
01:10:48.439 --> 01:10:53.199
come on, man, I love
it, man, I love I love

1086
01:10:53.199 --> 01:10:55.399
people afraid of me. Man,
he's being careful, you know he did.

1087
01:10:55.520 --> 01:10:58.760
I mean, he is being careful. And it was actually would you

1088
01:10:59.000 --> 01:11:00.920
would you be like, hey,
yeah, honestly I do that to everybody

1089
01:11:00.960 --> 01:11:05.159
who approaches my car. My car
is well, someone's approaching my They're just

1090
01:11:05.199 --> 01:11:09.039
walking past, and I'm just like, I just see legs coming. I'm

1091
01:11:09.079 --> 01:11:11.840
like, I hate that. I
don't trust nobody. I almost feel like

1092
01:11:12.000 --> 01:11:14.960
jingling his fucking door just for doing
that. There's so many videos for people

1093
01:11:15.079 --> 01:11:16.359
just being crazy for no reason.
I'm just like, you're right, I

1094
01:11:16.840 --> 01:11:19.199
can't. I don't trust my fellow
man at all. I always lock my

1095
01:11:19.319 --> 01:11:23.880
doors actually as soon as I get
in the car, specifically from watching one

1096
01:11:23.880 --> 01:11:27.000
of those live pursuits because one of
the guys that crashed his car got out

1097
01:11:27.039 --> 01:11:30.279
and immediately was trying to open other
people's cars. And that was like,

1098
01:11:30.359 --> 01:11:31.079
oh fuck, no, no,
no, no, no no, I

1099
01:11:31.199 --> 01:11:33.840
never want to get my situation crazy? Is that? Living in fish school

1100
01:11:33.880 --> 01:11:36.720
made me not like I used to
not locking my doors? You got you

1101
01:11:36.800 --> 01:11:41.079
got it, and it's really bad. That's never never happened there. I

1102
01:11:41.359 --> 01:11:45.000
know that family that you know got
burnt alive by the dad. Other than

1103
01:11:45.079 --> 01:11:48.840
that you have moved there, Like, oh wait, some dad burnt his

1104
01:11:48.960 --> 01:11:53.119
family alive. Well, where what
the fun? And like in DP,

1105
01:11:53.760 --> 01:11:58.439
there's gotta be a pay what is
double penetration? Touch his par his family

1106
01:11:58.439 --> 01:12:00.279
alive? About that far from where
I'm where one of my friends lived.

1107
01:12:00.800 --> 01:12:03.600
I'd never heard about that serious about
that. Sh I was like, oh,

1108
01:12:03.720 --> 01:12:08.960
this place is crazy. Somebody killed
somebody on my block, so underwhelming.

1109
01:12:09.720 --> 01:12:15.640
This is crazy. Before that was
in the Bronx. You never killed

1110
01:12:15.680 --> 01:12:19.159
families, but people people. I
was in a small city in Connecticut one

1111
01:12:19.199 --> 01:12:24.760
time I went on tour and uh, they didn't have locks on the front

1112
01:12:24.800 --> 01:12:30.119
doors, and what are you talking
about exactly that they didn't have where we

1113
01:12:30.319 --> 01:12:33.119
we got to stay with these guys. They had this cool there's this band

1114
01:12:33.159 --> 01:12:35.439
there. Hey, you guys can
crash with us. You're not the sleep

1115
01:12:35.439 --> 01:12:40.079
in your van. And I was
like, how do I lock the door?

1116
01:12:40.199 --> 01:12:42.720
Like there's no lock. I'm like, what the fuck are you talking

1117
01:12:42.800 --> 01:12:45.000
about? I was like, what
do you mean the no lock? Oh?

1118
01:12:45.079 --> 01:12:46.920
Yeah, there's no there's no And
they just didn't even dawn on them,

1119
01:12:47.000 --> 01:12:49.600
like kind of like why would you
need a lock? They had a

1120
01:12:49.720 --> 01:12:57.279
well and stuff. It was just
such a small it didn't seem like it

1121
01:12:57.479 --> 01:13:00.479
now. I don't remember how I
got there specifically, because long ago I

1122
01:13:00.479 --> 01:13:03.880
would have locked my door if I
had a house fifty miles away from people,

1123
01:13:04.239 --> 01:13:06.399
Like I don't you just what the
fuck? Do it? Just do

1124
01:13:06.560 --> 01:13:09.760
it? Why not? The thing
is that when you when you live fifty

1125
01:13:09.800 --> 01:13:13.119
miles away from somebody and your door's
unlocked open by that person, that means

1126
01:13:13.119 --> 01:13:15.920
you're really serious. Thing, yeah, because they against what I'm saying.

1127
01:13:15.920 --> 01:13:18.319
It's like this like you have to
kill somebody. Yeah, Like, well,

1128
01:13:18.319 --> 01:13:21.359
I gotta kill somebody right now because
this person's in my home and that's

1129
01:13:21.439 --> 01:13:25.119
there's no this is a bear,
which I see. That's what happened.

1130
01:13:25.520 --> 01:13:29.119
Bears open fucking doors in the house, fucking making a stirf frying like oh

1131
01:13:29.199 --> 01:13:33.680
start bad, I'll be doing like
fifteen Oh sorry, oh yeah, take

1132
01:13:33.680 --> 01:13:36.119
your time. We don't see it
to do. You're gonna you're gonna tell

1133
01:13:36.119 --> 01:13:38.960
them to leave, and I ain't
gonna tell you know what you do.

1134
01:13:39.119 --> 01:13:41.800
That's what scares me so much,
as like when whenever people like have bears

1135
01:13:41.920 --> 01:13:45.319
approaching their home, that door is
not gonna keep that bear out, like

1136
01:13:45.439 --> 01:13:48.720
if it wants to get it,
it'll get in if it wants to.

1137
01:13:48.920 --> 01:13:53.000
Yeah, So that's where you gotta
like hope that the bears a little timid,

1138
01:13:53.319 --> 01:13:56.600
which a lot of times they are, particularly black bears. So you

1139
01:13:56.680 --> 01:13:59.479
just gotta like you kind of just
gonna be like fuck out, fuck out,

1140
01:13:59.520 --> 01:14:04.920
and then it'll be good. I
guess right like that, Oh go

1141
01:14:04.920 --> 01:14:08.680
ahead, No, I was just
gonna move on a question, all right,

1142
01:14:08.880 --> 01:14:11.399
patriotic compas Stock Tank. Remember you
can go there and ask us questions

1143
01:14:11.399 --> 01:14:13.800
and we read them on the show
if they're really good, and if they're

1144
01:14:13.800 --> 01:14:16.079
not really good, we kill you. Yeah, it's kind of the penalty

1145
01:14:16.119 --> 01:14:18.920
for it if you if you give
us a bad question, we personally come

1146
01:14:18.960 --> 01:14:24.239
to your dwelling space. We personally
arrived. First, you zell us money

1147
01:14:24.279 --> 01:14:28.880
for the ticket to crazy sal us
money for the ticket to get to your

1148
01:14:28.960 --> 01:14:33.319
house, and then we kill you. Yeah. Yeah, So we've lost

1149
01:14:33.319 --> 01:14:36.199
a lot of people that way.
But you know, the families don't check

1150
01:14:36.199 --> 01:14:42.199
their numbers. Our numbers are dwindling, dwindling. But listen, once you

1151
01:14:42.359 --> 01:14:46.720
sign up to our patrood, to
our patriot that's in the fine prints.

1152
01:14:46.920 --> 01:14:51.239
It actually would benefit us greatly to
just kill our most It kind of would,

1153
01:14:51.279 --> 01:14:55.359
actually, wasn't it. Anyway,
We love you, I mean,

1154
01:14:55.479 --> 01:15:00.239
you know, as reasonably as we
can as people who don't know the word

1155
01:15:00.319 --> 01:15:02.079
love is not the right ways appreciate
it. I really do appreciate all y'all

1156
01:15:02.119 --> 01:15:04.760
guys, because I'm like, this
is this is our name, be real

1157
01:15:04.840 --> 01:15:08.560
for five seconds. This's my fucking
job, and I'm like, holy shit,

1158
01:15:08.600 --> 01:15:11.119
this is what I've this is I've
wanted to have a podcast of the

1159
01:15:11.199 --> 01:15:14.880
jobs. It's like twenty twelve.
You're gay, It's awesome, born under

1160
01:15:14.960 --> 01:15:19.479
a pride flag, the gay dick
and your eye wrote in what is that

1161
01:15:21.600 --> 01:15:27.279
you are asking the wrong? This
is as new to me is Yeah,

1162
01:15:27.560 --> 01:15:30.239
yeah, it must be like a
play on something. But like, these

1163
01:15:30.279 --> 01:15:38.960
people just don't give us any clues. Yeah, these fine people. I

1164
01:15:39.079 --> 01:15:43.239
love saying that I left how offensive
it is. Even when it's like not

1165
01:15:43.359 --> 01:15:51.439
offensive, it's still you guys can't
do it. Yeah, I've resisted so

1166
01:15:51.680 --> 01:15:57.079
many times this episode I forgot it
was out of and fair. I'm a

1167
01:15:57.079 --> 01:16:00.520
little delirious, so I just kind
of normal. Thoughts are not are fleeting

1168
01:16:00.600 --> 01:16:02.680
me. But now I want to
like, now it's back. Now I

1169
01:16:02.800 --> 01:16:10.800
feel like, damn, what was
it an hour? Fifteen people? I

1170
01:16:10.840 --> 01:16:19.000
want to keep reading for me?
For is a b It's so funny you

1171
01:16:19.600 --> 01:16:28.760
keep reading for you know what a
bunk of you? That was really sad?

1172
01:16:32.479 --> 01:16:35.000
All right, let's move this.
This must be terrible. That doesn't

1173
01:16:35.039 --> 01:16:39.119
do born under the under a bread
flake with a gag in your eyes,

1174
01:16:39.119 --> 01:16:43.439
says all up in their hose.
Just wanted to say, you guys are

1175
01:16:43.479 --> 01:16:46.079
my favorite podcast and every upload from
you guys makes my week a little bit

1176
01:16:46.159 --> 01:16:49.479
easier to bear. Hell, yeah, thank you appreciate it. Now that's

1177
01:16:49.479 --> 01:16:51.920
just happy ship out of the way
with all three of you oiled up and

1178
01:16:53.000 --> 01:16:55.920
naked, who's winning the twerk off? I got it? Easy, Yeah,

1179
01:16:56.000 --> 01:17:00.479
probably easy? Can you work?
Yeah? How do you know that

1180
01:17:00.680 --> 01:17:01.840
I'm gonna have some freak ship for
a few years, bro, don't worry

1181
01:17:01.880 --> 01:17:05.560
about some serious freak ship. I
don't know. Man, I feel like

1182
01:17:05.800 --> 01:17:10.000
I'll be getting pegged. Bro,
his life is crazy. Well well,

1183
01:17:10.319 --> 01:17:13.439
well, I mean, oh,
so you're you're doing the power bottom.

1184
01:17:16.079 --> 01:17:18.359
You're doing that power bottom sit so
you actually know how to work it.

1185
01:17:19.159 --> 01:17:23.479
Okay. I feel my wife happy
life. You know. Look, so

1186
01:17:23.600 --> 01:17:26.119
he probably would win. But I
feel like if I had practice, So

1187
01:17:26.159 --> 01:17:27.880
if I had like a week practice, I think I would kill it.

1188
01:17:28.000 --> 01:17:34.520
A week of practice. Idea of
Jojo walking in the living room is just

1189
01:17:34.720 --> 01:17:38.119
like he's like, oh, this
is what black people are like, this

1190
01:17:38.560 --> 01:17:41.359
is what that's like. I guess
this is okay. I guess this is

1191
01:17:41.439 --> 01:17:44.680
what I came here for. I
can't get upset of that in his culture.

1192
01:17:45.640 --> 01:17:47.600
I can't. You think that's raist. I's got to be like,

1193
01:17:47.640 --> 01:17:51.039
good job, honey, good job, good on you. I think I

1194
01:17:51.119 --> 01:17:56.920
can. I think if I think
I could, she probably think like,

1195
01:17:57.000 --> 01:17:59.600
oh so there's something to those covers
you're doing. That's what probably what you

1196
01:17:59.640 --> 01:18:00.680
would ask that. She'd probably be
like, oh so there actually is something

1197
01:18:00.960 --> 01:18:04.119
going on here. I don't I
really don't know if Lily will be okay

1198
01:18:04.199 --> 01:18:06.720
if I was like a queer person. I don't know, Like, I

1199
01:18:06.800 --> 01:18:10.680
know, she's not big, she's
not big at it, But I don't

1200
01:18:10.720 --> 01:18:14.520
know if she and she'd be able
to be fine with knowing that, you

1201
01:18:14.600 --> 01:18:16.399
know, like, I don't think
her heart would be okay with it.

1202
01:18:16.520 --> 01:18:20.279
She'd be like, I mean,
she's just not com with dating a queer

1203
01:18:20.319 --> 01:18:26.000
person. I would expect to marry
a queer. She says, I don't

1204
01:18:26.000 --> 01:18:31.479
want to live the rest of my
life. Turns into she justly, but

1205
01:18:31.640 --> 01:18:36.520
she gets he's like, mustad like
that. I didn't think i'd be living

1206
01:18:36.560 --> 01:18:41.600
with a queer. And then she
stays that way, would you now?

1207
01:18:41.640 --> 01:18:45.880
Would you stay with her? Dutch
Lily? Yeah, this is my wife,

1208
01:18:45.039 --> 01:18:51.199
Lily, This is my wife Dutch
vanderlind This is my wife Vand give

1209
01:18:51.279 --> 01:18:56.239
me a little faith And I'm like, what the fuck? Little? What

1210
01:18:56.399 --> 01:19:03.000
did you become? Miss? I
don't know? Not weird? Like the

1211
01:19:03.039 --> 01:19:13.960
wet you remember the wet Man man? I think I remember talking about it

1212
01:19:14.119 --> 01:19:16.239
was this voice I would do.
It's not too dissimilar that actually it's sort

1213
01:19:16.239 --> 01:19:20.760
of the wet where he sounds like
he thought, sounds like waters dripping from

1214
01:19:20.800 --> 01:19:26.000
a steeling I can't make that.
Books that he wore, do you remember?

1215
01:19:26.600 --> 01:19:29.159
I think, like, do it
the best that you can remember,

1216
01:19:29.239 --> 01:19:30.800
because it's kind of a weird voice
that I don't. I don't even remember

1217
01:19:30.840 --> 01:19:33.359
like the intricacies of it, to
be honest, I just remember that it

1218
01:19:33.439 --> 01:19:38.319
was very much like that was like
it's like it just sounded very well,

1219
01:19:38.479 --> 01:19:44.560
wet water disgusting. Let's not do
that. Let's not That's exactly it.

1220
01:19:45.880 --> 01:19:55.319
Why is it making me? Why
is that making men? All right?

1221
01:19:55.479 --> 01:20:03.600
Dancing lavish and murder anyway? Yeah, it's someone who dances and piss does

1222
01:20:04.159 --> 01:20:12.359
lavish and he's skipping it. He's
got his little he's got his feet out

1223
01:20:12.399 --> 01:20:19.319
to Oh my god, zen Neon
wrote, and he says, hey,

1224
01:20:19.439 --> 01:20:24.039
eyes, ears and mouth. Do
you guys ever find yourself wanting to go

1225
01:20:24.199 --> 01:20:28.920
back to quote unquote the good old
days? If so, what slash when

1226
01:20:29.079 --> 01:20:33.560
is that? Ps? A wolf
would draw in quarter ears before he could

1227
01:20:33.600 --> 01:20:38.359
get his gloves on. I don't
know who's who. I don't remember what

1228
01:20:38.479 --> 01:20:42.039
ears ears in my mouth? Am
I ears? Oh? I'm ears?

1229
01:20:42.039 --> 01:20:45.000
Probably because of my my ear lobes, Oh what am I? Then my

1230
01:20:45.079 --> 01:20:47.359
eyes because my I'm blind, I
guess, and your mouth because what you

1231
01:20:47.680 --> 01:20:55.760
you read like a dragon is that
it is that. I guess I'm mouth

1232
01:20:55.960 --> 01:20:59.720
because I don't know. I'm loud. I think just like like fucking in

1233
01:20:59.800 --> 01:21:04.359
a silent room, so without the
noisegate. And sometimes I I mess up

1234
01:21:04.359 --> 01:21:08.239
the noise gate because it depends.
It's it's a fixed one and I need

1235
01:21:08.279 --> 01:21:12.880
to adjust it. But sometimes you
have dragon breath, bro. Yeah,

1236
01:21:12.880 --> 01:21:15.600
you're like, there's a there's like
it sounds it sounds like an angry like

1237
01:21:15.640 --> 01:21:17.560
you know when they're in the cave, and like you're like and then all

1238
01:21:17.560 --> 01:21:20.000
of a sudden you hear it before
you see the dragon up here, Like

1239
01:21:20.119 --> 01:21:23.279
you hear that, you hear it
breathing, Like that's exactly. Like there's

1240
01:21:23.359 --> 01:21:26.520
there's a clip that I showed on
Twitter. I think before or after the

1241
01:21:26.600 --> 01:21:30.520
doctor disrespects the stuff came out.
I was talking about how like, I

1242
01:21:30.600 --> 01:21:32.680
mean, we're we're making an assumption
here, but this is a pretty fair

1243
01:21:32.720 --> 01:21:35.239
assumption. I'm usually right about these
things, like whatever, And in the

1244
01:21:35.279 --> 01:21:48.479
background you can hear kicks and like
people were like yo, who's breathing And

1245
01:21:49.000 --> 01:21:53.880
I thought that it was the funniest
I was laughing so hard. It's it's

1246
01:21:53.960 --> 01:21:57.960
tricky. It's tricky too. It's
tricky to you because like say, so,

1247
01:21:58.159 --> 01:22:00.800
I I do two things. So
first I do an always reduction of

1248
01:22:00.000 --> 01:22:03.840
just the the the audio noise,
right, just get that out first,

1249
01:22:04.279 --> 01:22:08.840
and then I noisegate. But the
problem is it's a little tricky because sometimes

1250
01:22:09.359 --> 01:22:13.720
you gotta find the sweet spot because
if you cut out too much, there

1251
01:22:13.760 --> 01:22:16.800
are some words that are very low
and they will get cut out. So

1252
01:22:17.000 --> 01:22:20.520
sometimes like actually, I remember how
to redo the when we did the Halo

1253
01:22:20.640 --> 01:22:25.560
theme, Yeah, because it started
off really low, so the noise get

1254
01:22:25.600 --> 01:22:27.760
cut out. The first part is
like fuck, so I had to read

1255
01:22:28.439 --> 01:22:30.279
so how to redo it? And
then so it's it's it's a very delicate

1256
01:22:30.319 --> 01:22:34.159
thing. And the problem is we're
doing three hour shows. You can't fucking

1257
01:22:34.279 --> 01:22:38.479
sit and listen to every single thing. So I have to make my best

1258
01:22:38.560 --> 01:22:42.079
judgment and be like, Okay,
sometimes things might slip in and out,

1259
01:22:42.199 --> 01:22:45.560
like say that you might hear some
breathing. It's it's uh. There's people

1260
01:22:45.600 --> 01:22:49.359
that are better at editing probably have
a better solution, but whatever, bro

1261
01:22:49.600 --> 01:22:56.359
is deep breathing into the mic,
and this clip is crazy. I can

1262
01:22:56.920 --> 01:22:59.720
hear it live, I can book
part in this and send it to hunt.

1263
01:23:00.840 --> 01:23:06.479
But I am so often casually correct
about things that people are viscerally opposed

1264
01:23:06.520 --> 01:23:11.640
to me on. And then eventually
I'll be like, yeah, I will

1265
01:23:11.640 --> 01:23:16.880
glute. I'll be like yeah,
yeah, by breathing that hard, what's

1266
01:23:16.920 --> 01:23:24.159
going on? And I get excited. You're dragon edging so crazy. You

1267
01:23:24.399 --> 01:23:28.840
are a fucking dragon. So it's
what you know, those times in the

1268
01:23:29.000 --> 01:23:34.479
in between, the periods of when
this Sometimes it's so you don't catch yourself

1269
01:23:34.479 --> 01:23:38.279
because you're just paying attentional conversation,
but then all of a sudden, you're

1270
01:23:38.279 --> 01:23:42.560
breathing through your mouth and you just
it's not like a dragon. You you

1271
01:23:42.920 --> 01:23:47.960
there's so much oxygen being sucked.
It's it's it's kind of a hard thing

1272
01:23:48.000 --> 01:23:53.079
to get used to. But like, like because you want to be up

1273
01:23:53.119 --> 01:23:55.680
to the mic at any moment,
just to know that, like if you're

1274
01:23:55.720 --> 01:23:59.399
going to talk, you get to
you can be heard like yeah, trying

1275
01:23:59.439 --> 01:24:01.600
to come. Yeah, Like I
still kind of don't do this really like

1276
01:24:01.640 --> 01:24:04.199
I should. I should do it
more, but like when I'm not talking

1277
01:24:04.239 --> 01:24:08.359
I move, I should move away, yeah, but like I usually the

1278
01:24:08.399 --> 01:24:12.000
best thing I try to do when
I catch myself is I just moved my

1279
01:24:12.079 --> 01:24:15.000
head. Yeah, so like cause
I don't. I don't breathe in my

1280
01:24:15.079 --> 01:24:18.600
mouth unless I'm completely stuffed up.
But then like I'll try to move this

1281
01:24:18.720 --> 01:24:21.760
way. That's the guy from fucking
Dead Space, the first one you find

1282
01:24:23.399 --> 01:24:26.880
that's in the corner, just like
trying to make it. And I'm like,

1283
01:24:27.039 --> 01:24:30.319
oh man, man, I'm a
plasma cut of your eyes. Bro.

1284
01:24:30.399 --> 01:24:32.600
I'm sorry, get out of here. You're done, Bro, You're

1285
01:24:32.720 --> 01:24:36.039
cooked. So I'm working on I'm
playing all my games in order on Steam.

1286
01:24:36.960 --> 01:24:40.640
I'm in the I'm in the I'm
in the seas right now. So

1287
01:24:40.840 --> 01:24:45.159
I try. I abandoned code vein. I just couldn't do it. It's

1288
01:24:45.319 --> 01:24:49.479
too anime, dude. It's Dark
Souls anime like look was it was like

1289
01:24:49.680 --> 01:24:54.920
it was fun for like two seconds, but then and then like there's like

1290
01:24:55.039 --> 01:24:57.319
some hair is a hot spring and
tow I'm like, what the fuck is

1291
01:24:57.359 --> 01:25:00.079
this? There's this chick that has
huge tits that you first meet. I

1292
01:25:00.159 --> 01:25:01.000
was like, it's okay, that's
kind of cool. That's crazy. How

1293
01:25:01.079 --> 01:25:06.920
much is this uh, probably not
fucking cold vein code vein. Yeah,

1294
01:25:08.479 --> 01:25:12.720
and it's it's it's gotta be.
It can't be more than whatever I bought

1295
01:25:12.760 --> 01:25:16.560
it for. It was less than
ten dollars. There's so you get it.

1296
01:25:16.920 --> 01:25:19.920
You might want you might want to
just go on YouTube just to see

1297
01:25:19.960 --> 01:25:24.800
it and then just be done with
the fucking game. But her movies are

1298
01:25:25.000 --> 01:25:28.560
huge, and they have like the
the slits through the like the shirt thing,

1299
01:25:28.920 --> 01:25:35.319
and I'm like, this is so
fucking absurd. Her movies are movies

1300
01:25:35.359 --> 01:25:39.560
are really big. I was like, I don't like that. What are

1301
01:25:39.600 --> 01:25:45.039
you queer? What are you like
movies? A couple of queers? Like

1302
01:25:45.279 --> 01:25:51.000
memories? You know memories. It
starts like, goofy a little bit.

1303
01:25:55.000 --> 01:26:02.039
I'm a big fan of glass.
Kidd. He fucked your mom, May

1304
01:26:03.039 --> 01:26:09.359
that's why you're half cow. Your
mom's a cow man. Your mother is

1305
01:26:09.479 --> 01:26:20.159
a fat, stupid cow Max mom, You're a fucking beauty. What's his

1306
01:26:20.600 --> 01:26:26.800
neighbor's name, Pete, Peter Peter. This is Peterete the Paphile. Pete.

1307
01:26:27.439 --> 01:26:30.279
His name is Knowing, that's his
name. His name is actually Pete

1308
01:26:30.279 --> 01:26:35.760
the Pedophile. His name is Pete
the Pedificer. Bro Me and Peter are

1309
01:26:35.880 --> 01:26:41.640
goving gay sex. Now you'll go
and Pete, I'm off to pedophile again.

1310
01:26:43.239 --> 01:26:46.600
Wow, stay away from Maxie,
like you stay away from my son.

1311
01:26:47.239 --> 01:26:50.680
They're so pleasant about it. They
have like that's just a normal fucking

1312
01:26:50.760 --> 01:26:59.119
neighborly relations. Not a chance,
old goof Not you can't protect you from

1313
01:26:59.359 --> 01:27:11.960
fever. The pot window, Levitt, he's outside of back his window in

1314
01:27:12.039 --> 01:27:15.560
a he's in a tree. The
tree branch breaks, he falls down,

1315
01:27:15.720 --> 01:27:21.800
he gets up, he runs away. Has come. That is a plot.

1316
01:27:21.880 --> 01:27:25.359
That is the plot of a Goofy
movie. That's why he wants to

1317
01:27:25.359 --> 01:27:30.039
take him on vacation to get He's
like, keep running the peat he's pots

1318
01:27:30.640 --> 01:27:35.119
him. Oh my god, he's
like really like, he's really like Goofy

1319
01:27:35.720 --> 01:27:44.520
cannot accurately display his emotions, so
he's really stressed out and really like on

1320
01:27:44.960 --> 01:27:50.199
edge about the fact that his neighbor
is a deeply entrenched pedophile and he's just

1321
01:27:50.239 --> 01:27:55.119
trying to get his son away.
But he can't. He can't sound serious,

1322
01:27:55.279 --> 01:28:00.159
which is not in his but but
he is. You stay away from

1323
01:28:00.199 --> 01:28:05.199
my son. If you touch Maxy, I'll fucking skin you. Yeah,

1324
01:28:05.279 --> 01:28:09.840
whatever, Goofy, little bitch boy. You think a simple knife's gonna kill

1325
01:28:09.880 --> 01:28:17.199
me. Goof asked Max how he
was on Stein's playing. I'm the first

1326
01:28:17.279 --> 01:28:21.079
name in the Black Book, Goof. I wrote the book. I wrote

1327
01:28:21.159 --> 01:28:25.920
the book. The book was in
fact a gift from me. I cried

1328
01:28:26.039 --> 01:28:38.279
so hard when Epstein killed himself,
crying holding a candlelight vichel in front of

1329
01:28:38.359 --> 01:28:53.119
a television set. Imagine see I
imagine seeing a candilite Vigel for Epstein have

1330
01:28:53.239 --> 01:28:59.319
a heart attack. That's just not
good. Oh God, what are we

1331
01:28:59.439 --> 01:29:15.880
going to do? Max? Someone
should arrest him. No bull no bullshit,

1332
01:29:16.079 --> 01:29:26.159
no nothing. Just why has nobody
called the police? The idea,

1333
01:29:26.600 --> 01:29:35.239
the idea of Donald speaking playing situation
is so bad that he's like, guys,

1334
01:29:35.399 --> 01:29:41.239
I think, I think someone needs
to do something about this. You're

1335
01:29:41.479 --> 01:29:45.239
just overreacting. We I just need
to go fishing with my boy. And

1336
01:29:45.359 --> 01:29:51.039
then in the background, Max is
fucking clawing, like trying to get away

1337
01:29:51.119 --> 01:29:55.760
from Pete. He's like trying to
grab his ankles and ship. He's kicking

1338
01:29:55.960 --> 01:30:00.920
in the face, he's doing everything
he can. He's eat saddle down,

1339
01:30:00.600 --> 01:30:04.960
leave my boy alone. Now,
he's so you stay away from me,

1340
01:30:05.159 --> 01:30:10.199
like snap, you still with my
fucking son. I'll kill you. That's

1341
01:30:10.319 --> 01:30:13.279
that's at the very end of the
movie. That's like the last five minutes.

1342
01:30:14.720 --> 01:30:18.640
Yeah, because like the post credits, the part of the post credits

1343
01:30:18.760 --> 01:30:24.479
after those credits is peatures of again. He goes, seriously, stay away

1344
01:30:27.520 --> 01:30:33.520
will return? How then did we
get here? I have no idea,

1345
01:30:34.039 --> 01:30:41.560
I have no idea. The good
old days. That is a good old

1346
01:30:42.199 --> 01:30:45.279
days. I'm actually wearing a power
Line shirt right now. Oh my god,

1347
01:30:46.159 --> 01:30:48.960
what the that is crazy. I
don't know if that'll come out.

1348
01:30:49.199 --> 01:30:55.399
Oh yeah, that's wild. The
way they did the voice power Line was

1349
01:30:55.439 --> 01:30:58.960
so horrible. Man, oh yeah
they did. Yeah. Yeah. I

1350
01:30:59.079 --> 01:31:02.760
saw him doing a like probably performing
to like ten people and like a convention.

1351
01:31:03.239 --> 01:31:06.319
The satisfying thing I've seen. He
was so talented. They took his

1352
01:31:06.399 --> 01:31:11.159
knees too, I mean they didn't. They didn't all serious, they really

1353
01:31:11.199 --> 01:31:13.520
they really did a homosexual man,
really powardly. Yeah. They took his

1354
01:31:13.640 --> 01:31:15.640
name to the Young Black the chariot, you know the chair how they put

1355
01:31:15.640 --> 01:31:19.079
the knee habits on the chariots?
They you, what the fuck? Are

1356
01:31:19.119 --> 01:31:25.119
you? What the fuck? Yeah, the director of a goofy movie.

1357
01:31:25.680 --> 01:31:28.359
He was in a chariot like and
gladiating how they put the knee caps on

1358
01:31:28.439 --> 01:31:30.119
him, kneecappers, and he fucking
was like, oh, like a good

1359
01:31:30.159 --> 01:31:38.840
job, by the way, and
then bow and they took. What happened

1360
01:31:39.000 --> 01:31:42.159
to him was very fucked up.
But everything with him was very was very

1361
01:31:42.239 --> 01:31:48.479
wrong. Like what I'm gonna go
crazy? You don't like news, you

1362
01:31:48.560 --> 01:31:54.039
don't like the news? What I
can't what's wrong? What's wrong you have?

1363
01:31:54.159 --> 01:32:00.439
Probably with what happened with the fact
problem with existence? Do we should

1364
01:32:00.439 --> 01:32:03.119
Alex dolda one day, let's start
a line about we should, Yeah,

1365
01:32:03.159 --> 01:32:09.199
we should, we should do like
a news report episode all about love that

1366
01:32:09.359 --> 01:32:15.279
This week, halle Berry assassinates I'm
the leader of the who. I don't

1367
01:32:15.319 --> 01:32:19.800
know, the leader of the who? The who? Yeah, the band

1368
01:32:19.840 --> 01:32:30.079
are like the Grinch people, I
don't know. He kills all of them.

1369
01:32:30.079 --> 01:32:34.159
How many Grinches per capita do you
think in the United States exists?

1370
01:32:36.159 --> 01:32:41.159
Or like I don't. That's a
whole like like like how many good capital

1371
01:32:41.560 --> 01:32:45.199
what? Like? Like I'm simply
asking, it's a dangerous that's a because

1372
01:32:45.439 --> 01:32:48.680
that's because the Grinch is a pipeline
question. What do you mean the bridges

1373
01:32:48.680 --> 01:32:50.680
of what you know that they're a
who's no no, no, no,

1374
01:32:50.720 --> 01:32:53.800
no, see a grinch is a
grinch no no no no no no no

1375
01:32:53.880 --> 01:32:57.760
no no grinch is a what I
don't know, grinches of what? And

1376
01:32:57.760 --> 01:33:01.479
the who's or who's? Yeah,
actually, is there a when that's now?

1377
01:33:01.600 --> 01:33:03.399
Is that? What? A when
they go? Is now? Now?

1378
01:33:03.560 --> 01:33:11.199
Is now? Is the when?
Who's before? It's still a win?

1379
01:33:13.760 --> 01:33:17.960
I guess a prehistoric who's a win? Maybe prehistoric? Who the when

1380
01:33:18.680 --> 01:33:24.199
have they explored that yet? Have
they done? It's a whom fuck?

1381
01:33:24.319 --> 01:33:28.479
A whom the homes is a win. That's a little more proper. And

1382
01:33:28.600 --> 01:33:33.479
then a women, a woman who
is a whore. You're really making sense

1383
01:33:33.560 --> 01:33:41.439
there, actually really making sense there. I really agree with that san Yak

1384
01:33:41.560 --> 01:33:46.119
was fake. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, you know what, I haven't

1385
01:33:46.199 --> 01:33:50.960
checked out yet him talking about uh
yeah, I bet he believes it,

1386
01:33:53.279 --> 01:33:57.000
you know, like, I bet
he doesn't think it's fucking staged. I'm

1387
01:33:57.039 --> 01:34:00.720
sure this is exactly what. Yeah, they they made them, but now

1388
01:34:00.359 --> 01:34:03.680
a bunch of redneck Oh no,
I heard him talking about it. He

1389
01:34:03.680 --> 01:34:06.079
said that he said, they we're
gonna like try and car bomb him or

1390
01:34:06.119 --> 01:34:10.479
send sharks after him or some ship
like some crazy they were gonna try everything

1391
01:34:10.520 --> 01:34:13.399
they could to get him. Now, they were gonna like blow up his

1392
01:34:13.560 --> 01:34:17.640
elevator or something like crazy stuff.
They're gonna they're gonna Bazooka sharks they got

1393
01:34:17.680 --> 01:34:25.880
they got the sharks filled Agent forty
seven after him. There's gonna be We're

1394
01:34:25.880 --> 01:34:28.039
not gonna be able to stop him. We're gonna send the power ages after

1395
01:34:28.119 --> 01:34:40.079
him. The real the deep State
sends the power Rangers to finish the job

1396
01:34:40.159 --> 01:34:46.199
with Trump. There was at a
rally. You think you think, you

1397
01:34:46.399 --> 01:34:53.439
think that this is just you think
this was Japanese media. They're desensitizing us.

1398
01:34:54.039 --> 01:34:58.119
I've seen them. Jason's actually pretty
nice guy. They killed Wishbone.

1399
01:34:58.159 --> 01:35:01.960
The dog idea, the idea of
Rita made him grow, and they killed

1400
01:35:02.000 --> 01:35:13.920
them. She was a really attractive
woman. Dude. Oh man, I

1401
01:35:14.000 --> 01:35:16.520
want to sperm on her outside outside
of all the whole getting. I want

1402
01:35:16.560 --> 01:35:24.920
to sprad sp it's a verb,
outside of her. Get up a bad

1403
01:35:25.039 --> 01:35:34.199
bitch, sperb You look at you, He's sperm where they're where they're where

1404
01:35:34.199 --> 01:35:41.079
they're laying down, where Arthur is
dying. It's completely coming. No,

1405
01:35:43.000 --> 01:35:45.000
you can see you can see nothing. Pants are like the West side of

1406
01:35:45.079 --> 01:35:50.319
translucid and then there's come falling out
of his leg, come falling off the

1407
01:35:50.439 --> 01:35:55.439
leg. There's so much sperm on
him. His shoes look like dipped and

1408
01:35:55.520 --> 01:36:00.600
glue. Let's say ruining that scene
is so funny. So many people that

1409
01:36:00.880 --> 01:36:05.560
love that scene. That's so and
then disc putting. Do you think like

1410
01:36:05.640 --> 01:36:09.319
you can see that scene again and
take it? No? I cannot.

1411
01:36:09.640 --> 01:36:13.039
I can, I can the scene. I can't still the bad ending now

1412
01:36:13.439 --> 01:36:15.279
that's all you can do. I
still can't. Like I can very much

1413
01:36:15.279 --> 01:36:17.319
say I was like there with Breaking
Bad too, Like I can still watch

1414
01:36:17.319 --> 01:36:20.479
Breaking Bad and like completely like for
whatever reason, yeah, I noticed it,

1415
01:36:20.520 --> 01:36:25.520
but it doesn't bother me. But
like that scene might be just that

1416
01:36:25.680 --> 01:36:29.560
scene that seems too much for me. There's no way I'm not thinking about.

1417
01:36:29.720 --> 01:36:39.319
No, there's no way you do
it anyway, So the good days

1418
01:36:39.319 --> 01:36:44.239
an I guess I'm glad he we
never can fall off the cliff and the

1419
01:36:47.359 --> 01:36:50.000
oh we didn't even get to the
question. He can't. He doesn't give

1420
01:36:50.039 --> 01:36:54.399
him the chance. The question is
I hated that. Would you ever find

1421
01:36:54.439 --> 01:36:56.239
yourself wanting to go to the good
old days? It's like, I guess

1422
01:36:56.279 --> 01:37:00.319
sometimes I reminisced sometimes, but I
feel like I've I've grown so much in

1423
01:37:00.399 --> 01:37:03.399
the years of my like the years
I've grown, big deal. So like,

1424
01:37:03.439 --> 01:37:09.039
I don't know, I appreciate the
old times what they were. Yeah,

1425
01:37:09.159 --> 01:37:12.319
I mean, yeah, I don't
know. I missed my grandma,

1426
01:37:12.439 --> 01:37:14.279
That's about it. I wish I
just spent more time with my grandmother.

1427
01:37:14.439 --> 01:37:16.680
I feel that way. Sometimes it's
more out of a curiosity standpoint for me,

1428
01:37:16.720 --> 01:37:20.880
because I just I understand that my
memory is faulty, and so because

1429
01:37:20.880 --> 01:37:23.560
of that, I would be like, yeah, I remember that being cool,

1430
01:37:23.600 --> 01:37:25.319
but like I wonder, like I
wonder what it would like. I

1431
01:37:25.359 --> 01:37:28.279
wish I could go back and view
it through like a modern lens and just

1432
01:37:28.319 --> 01:37:30.640
see, like, oh, I
wonder what that was actually like, because

1433
01:37:30.640 --> 01:37:34.359
I remember the Carvell down the street
from my apartment was a pretty fun place

1434
01:37:34.399 --> 01:37:38.520
to go, and I went there
in twenty sixteen and it was like completely

1435
01:37:38.680 --> 01:37:42.520
fucked. It looked like a fallout
place like it looked like a fallout like

1436
01:37:43.039 --> 01:37:45.720
store fun that you would find like
still a Carvel, though technically it was

1437
01:37:45.760 --> 01:37:47.720
still a Carvell and it was still
operational. It was just like the wallpaper

1438
01:37:47.800 --> 01:37:50.920
was peeling off it was like stains
all over the place, grimy as fuck.

1439
01:37:50.960 --> 01:37:54.479
There was like a fuck goes to
the carvell anymore? Really, well,

1440
01:37:54.560 --> 01:37:59.600
it's it's not anymore, is it. I'm talking about the past?

1441
01:37:59.760 --> 01:38:02.359
Yeah, when it was when it
was the fact there's an open car veel

1442
01:38:02.399 --> 01:38:04.119
there, it's crazy to me because
who goes there. I mean, well,

1443
01:38:04.119 --> 01:38:06.399
I don't know, this is again, this is this is outdated in

1444
01:38:06.520 --> 01:38:09.640
of itself. This is twenty twenty
four. The last time on there was

1445
01:38:09.680 --> 01:38:11.920
twenty sixteen, twenty fifteen. I
have no idea if it's still there.

1446
01:38:12.680 --> 01:38:15.640
But that fuddy the will was fucking
really good. But yeah, but I

1447
01:38:15.760 --> 01:38:17.239
was thinking about it. I was
like, when I went there, I

1448
01:38:17.359 --> 01:38:20.800
was like, was it always this
fucked or is this like a recent Like

1449
01:38:21.079 --> 01:38:24.680
that's kind of the thing. It's
like, I'm I'm really curious about that,

1450
01:38:24.760 --> 01:38:27.319
and so like, yeah, I
miss some of the old I miss

1451
01:38:27.399 --> 01:38:30.039
that stuff, and I would love
to be able to like choose to revisit

1452
01:38:30.079 --> 01:38:31.680
it, but I wouldn't. I
wouldn't necessarily want to go back and then

1453
01:38:31.720 --> 01:38:34.159
be forced to like live through the
rest of it. I would do that.

1454
01:38:35.600 --> 01:38:39.319
Well, I mean, if you
could keep your knowledge, I guess,

1455
01:38:39.560 --> 01:38:42.039
yeah, I wouldn't even tamper with
things. I would just live through

1456
01:38:42.039 --> 01:38:43.680
it. Again, I'm like,
it is pretty crazy, but you can

1457
01:38:43.840 --> 01:38:45.920
really help yourself tampering with stuff.
Yeah, I would just know more,

1458
01:38:46.039 --> 01:38:48.760
that's it, and I think the
knowing more. But I wouldn't already like

1459
01:38:49.199 --> 01:38:51.680
you would adjust some stuff, of
course, I wouldn't. I would live

1460
01:38:51.760 --> 01:38:55.439
through things, but I wouldn't do
I wouldn't touch outside of my life.

1461
01:38:55.680 --> 01:38:58.560
I would go back in time like
I wouldn't touch lottery numbers. I wouldn't

1462
01:38:58.560 --> 01:39:00.399
like like big Point, I don't
even know any of those. I wouldn't

1463
01:39:00.439 --> 01:39:02.640
do that. I'd just be like, I'm gonna be here now, that's

1464
01:39:02.640 --> 01:39:05.039
a bitcoin thing. I would totally
do. I would funk. I would

1465
01:39:05.119 --> 01:39:08.840
fuck with little kids. I'm like, you understand the problems you're gonna.

1466
01:39:09.039 --> 01:39:12.760
You know, I'm gonna I'm gonna
clip that clip that I'm gonna I'm gonna

1467
01:39:12.840 --> 01:39:15.000
edit the wind. I'm gonna edit
the wind and fight me. Kid.

1468
01:39:15.039 --> 01:39:16.119
You understand, I understand. I
know how to do an arm bar.

1469
01:39:16.279 --> 01:39:18.279
Child, he's trying to throw a
punch, throw a punch at me,

1470
01:39:18.319 --> 01:39:21.760
and I'm gonna pop your arm out
the fucking socket that's it, and I'm

1471
01:39:21.760 --> 01:39:25.800
gonna do that ship and all the
fights I had the broad swore kids to

1472
01:39:25.840 --> 01:39:28.119
try to beat me up, I'm
just gonna arm borrow them and not let

1473
01:39:28.159 --> 01:39:29.800
go. She just gonna let go. Like if you touched me, I'm

1474
01:39:29.800 --> 01:39:31.279
gonna take it out. I would
go back in time. I would go

1475
01:39:31.319 --> 01:39:36.760
back in time. I would make
Kingston white. That's so much further back

1476
01:39:36.840 --> 01:39:40.239
than you think. No, I'm
gonna inject it with videlago or whatever,

1477
01:39:40.600 --> 01:39:43.039
with vilago, the viral version of
it. Yeah, however, yeah,

1478
01:39:43.439 --> 01:39:46.000
when you get to the drugs star
in the pill, I'd be so mad

1479
01:39:46.000 --> 01:39:50.119
if I if that happened, Oh
man, that would be one of the

1480
01:39:50.159 --> 01:39:54.439
most controversial things that would be white
the color of black men, like if

1481
01:39:54.439 --> 01:39:56.640
you can, yeah, like straight
up just get rid of your and then

1482
01:39:56.680 --> 01:40:00.840
just be white. God damn.
That would be so controversial because then you

1483
01:40:00.840 --> 01:40:03.640
would get to see all the people
who would the real turncoats. Then you

1484
01:40:03.680 --> 01:40:06.800
would get to see truly like say, all those like grifters and all them,

1485
01:40:08.800 --> 01:40:13.920
you would know if they were real
or would take Most of those motherfuckers

1486
01:40:13.960 --> 01:40:16.840
would be like, okay, so
you actually want to be and we know

1487
01:40:17.000 --> 01:40:20.239
and then you'd know who's just like, oh no, I'm just like there

1488
01:40:20.319 --> 01:40:25.119
was that one guy he was like
in the army. He was pretending to

1489
01:40:25.279 --> 01:40:27.840
be like, oh he was a
black person, but he was actually a

1490
01:40:27.840 --> 01:40:29.680
Middle Eastern person. No, no, no, not that, not that.

1491
01:40:29.760 --> 01:40:31.680
What I was saying is there was
a guy that went on like conservative

1492
01:40:31.960 --> 01:40:34.920
Fox News or some ship, this
black dude, and he was like kind

1493
01:40:34.960 --> 01:40:40.199
of pretending to agree with them,
and then like I think years later on

1494
01:40:40.319 --> 01:40:43.560
his YouTube channel, was like I
was just just fucking grifting. He's like,

1495
01:40:43.600 --> 01:40:45.880
I was just doing it just because
I wanted it was like an experiment

1496
01:40:45.920 --> 01:40:48.399
for that, and I was like, oh, that's crazy. He just

1497
01:40:48.760 --> 01:40:53.159
he he had like a whole like
presentation of showing like what he was doing,

1498
01:40:56.000 --> 01:40:57.960
because they're just show you how easy
it is if you, if you

1499
01:40:57.960 --> 01:40:59.720
want to do it. I would
not become a white person. I think.

1500
01:40:59.720 --> 01:41:01.319
I think I'd like to be black. No. I yeah, you

1501
01:41:01.399 --> 01:41:05.159
say that now, because you've been
doing you've been so yeah, so long.

1502
01:41:05.239 --> 01:41:08.279
I guess. But but what if
what if here's the thing, what

1503
01:41:08.319 --> 01:41:10.319
if I went back in time I
made you white somehow, like, don't

1504
01:41:10.319 --> 01:41:15.039
even think don't be a white person? Hold on, and then I let

1505
01:41:15.119 --> 01:41:16.279
that, What do you mean when
I become a white person, you're born

1506
01:41:16.319 --> 01:41:19.279
white? Oh then I don't know
about being a black person. But so

1507
01:41:19.399 --> 01:41:23.600
then, but you're still Kingston.
You're You're the same you are. You

1508
01:41:23.680 --> 01:41:28.119
are promtive the verses you and the
white version. He grows up, he's

1509
01:41:28.199 --> 01:41:31.119
like, twenty twenty nine. How
old are you are you thirty? Racist?

1510
01:41:31.359 --> 01:41:36.199
And then you you meet each other. I put you in a room

1511
01:41:36.239 --> 01:41:39.840
with each other, black me and
white black black you and white you.

1512
01:41:40.800 --> 01:41:45.720
What does white Kingston look like?
I want hair fucking long, long on

1513
01:41:45.840 --> 01:41:50.000
capt Someone please draw that fucking someone
white him. Yeah, don't use that

1514
01:41:50.079 --> 01:41:54.000
fucking ai ship because that shit sucks. That shit sucks. It's not good.

1515
01:41:54.079 --> 01:41:57.479
I don't know, man, somebody
would be Would I be more visibly

1516
01:41:57.600 --> 01:42:01.880
hispanic? I guess. I don't
know. Remember what when they did,

1517
01:42:01.920 --> 01:42:04.920
like Uncle Ruckus when he he was
dreaming, and then like he was white

1518
01:42:04.960 --> 01:42:09.079
in heaven? You remember that ye
in heaven he's like white, he's all

1519
01:42:09.159 --> 01:42:13.760
blonde and she has long like golden
locks and ship. Uh so I imagine

1520
01:42:14.560 --> 01:42:16.880
you looking like that. That's why
I want somebody to draw you either that

1521
01:42:16.960 --> 01:42:21.600
are all fiverorate fire real fast.
So, but can you draw this guy

1522
01:42:21.680 --> 01:42:24.960
make him white? As I don't
know what the fun I would if I

1523
01:42:25.079 --> 01:42:27.239
was like if they I went back
in time and they just made me black.

1524
01:42:27.560 --> 01:42:30.479
Yeah, it's just very look like
that sweaty guy that I just posted

1525
01:42:30.520 --> 01:42:33.319
on my story. Yes, I
don't know why you boasted that. That

1526
01:42:35.920 --> 01:42:39.800
cracks me the funk up. I
don't know what. It's some guy who's

1527
01:42:39.880 --> 01:42:44.159
like, he's like sleeping and he's
sweating, and the whole joke is that,

1528
01:42:44.279 --> 01:42:50.039
like when you're at somebody's apartment and
they're fucking sweating or ac is broken.

1529
01:42:53.920 --> 01:43:00.079
But the way he speaks is the
way he speaks. Uh, na's

1530
01:43:00.399 --> 01:43:04.920
not funny. That's not funny.
I follow him, he's I've watched him

1531
01:43:04.920 --> 01:43:08.199
of his other stuff. It's not
it's not as funny that one killed me.

1532
01:43:08.800 --> 01:43:10.319
It's like, oh, you don't
got no you gotta know it,

1533
01:43:10.399 --> 01:43:12.800
you got you don't got no ic? When are you gonna fix it?

1534
01:43:13.199 --> 01:43:15.960
When you fix it? They go
like, it's not that bad. Yeah,

1535
01:43:16.000 --> 01:43:19.880
it's bad. It's that bad.
Is that bad? He just seems

1536
01:43:20.119 --> 01:43:27.000
like it's so authentic, the weakness
of it. He's authentically weak he's genuinely

1537
01:43:27.199 --> 01:43:29.359
out of liquid. I ain't say, oh, my friend had a new

1538
01:43:29.399 --> 01:43:31.399
baby. I really believe that though, like like I feel that, like

1539
01:43:31.479 --> 01:43:34.800
I've I've been in that situation so
many times. When what have you been?

1540
01:43:34.840 --> 01:43:39.000
Like? Oh me? Probably Well
that house game apartment, I lived

1541
01:43:39.039 --> 01:43:43.840
them before I moved with the guys. No, the apartment that Joe uh,

1542
01:43:44.399 --> 01:43:50.840
Jalen and whisk has one, the
first one. That ship was unbearable

1543
01:43:51.560 --> 01:43:55.039
because I would turn the A C
on at the end at night because I

1544
01:43:55.119 --> 01:43:57.279
was just like, listen, I'll
cover you guy. I'll pay the electric

1545
01:43:57.359 --> 01:44:00.439
bill straight up because I cannot sleep
in. You know what's crazy? You

1546
01:44:00.479 --> 01:44:03.920
know what I found out was really
crazy. The vast maerjrait of money that

1547
01:44:03.960 --> 01:44:06.960
comes from turning on the AC.
And the trick for AC is turning it

1548
01:44:08.039 --> 01:44:11.079
on. If you turn on,
you leave it on a moderate temperature.

1549
01:44:11.079 --> 01:44:13.640
You don't pay that much for it. Yeah, it's the turning it on

1550
01:44:13.840 --> 01:44:17.479
and off. That's the hard part. Yeah, it's I feel like so

1551
01:44:17.680 --> 01:44:21.439
for years I was lied about that. So my thing is I feel like,

1552
01:44:21.920 --> 01:44:25.439
especially when it came to like my
parents and stuff or like my mom,

1553
01:44:26.239 --> 01:44:29.520
I just feel like I was lied
to in a sense that it's not

1554
01:44:29.640 --> 01:44:31.760
as expensive as they were making it
out to be, like the way this

1555
01:44:31.800 --> 01:44:35.760
is how I found out, So
my everything is expensive. Yeah, Still,

1556
01:44:35.800 --> 01:44:39.199
my friend would keep his in the
in the summer. We go to

1557
01:44:39.239 --> 01:44:41.920
his house like almost every day,
and he would keep the acy. It

1558
01:44:42.000 --> 01:44:45.520
was just a wall unit to keep
it blasting his apartment all day. A

1559
01:44:45.920 --> 01:44:46.920
very big guy. And I was
like, God, that must be a

1560
01:44:47.000 --> 01:44:49.640
fortune. He's like fucking like eighty
bucks, eighty bucks a month, and

1561
01:44:49.680 --> 01:44:53.560
I was like, eighty dollars,
that's it, like there was in summer.

1562
01:44:54.079 --> 01:44:57.680
I was like, that's not that
much. And then so my bill

1563
01:44:58.520 --> 01:45:02.000
last month was actually about eighty something. It'll probably be a little bit more

1564
01:45:02.039 --> 01:45:05.760
because I got a portable ac into
the into the room, so there's like

1565
01:45:06.039 --> 01:45:09.359
there's two things going on, so
it's gonna be a little more. But

1566
01:45:09.439 --> 01:45:14.600
I'm like, as far as being
completely comfortable in the summer, that is

1567
01:45:15.119 --> 01:45:17.640
well worth the extra money that you'd
spend literally for me, the one I

1568
01:45:17.680 --> 01:45:19.479
have, the one to have in
my house. You've probably seen the ones

1569
01:45:19.479 --> 01:45:23.239
that happen. They're like the they're
the modern ones that are literally meant to

1570
01:45:23.319 --> 01:45:27.520
be energy, like energy sound okay, they're meant for that, and like,

1571
01:45:27.720 --> 01:45:31.159
at best, my my energy bill
is maybe one hundred dollars. Ever

1572
01:45:31.399 --> 01:45:36.079
at like fast, yeah, mine
might be like because my apartment's old and

1573
01:45:36.319 --> 01:45:40.720
insulated, Like I just got new
windows. They put in new windows and

1574
01:45:40.720 --> 01:45:43.920
everything and that, and so now
it's a little bit better. But I

1575
01:45:43.920 --> 01:45:46.239
would say maxim is probably one hundred
and twenty bucks. Yeah, and that's

1576
01:45:46.399 --> 01:45:50.439
like between two people, Like that's
like my mom, the fact that we

1577
01:45:50.640 --> 01:45:57.119
grew up with no fucking AC when
I'm like, what the fuck you easily

1578
01:45:57.199 --> 01:46:01.119
got forty, I think it's it's
is generally dismissinformation, mismationed. I was

1579
01:46:01.119 --> 01:46:03.279
given to them. Probably that like
mom had to pay a bunch of money

1580
01:46:03.279 --> 01:46:06.000
if I do this because my grandmother
in the Bronx, you didn't have AC,

1581
01:46:06.119 --> 01:46:10.119
but then we got central air.
Central Air in general in Upstate is

1582
01:46:10.119 --> 01:46:12.359
like it's just a better way to
have you. This better happened, like

1583
01:46:12.359 --> 01:46:15.640
AC unit. Sure obviously, yeah, it just cirched me through your house.

1584
01:46:15.680 --> 01:46:17.039
I would rather have that, but
you know, yeah, but there's

1585
01:46:17.079 --> 01:46:20.319
like, dude, I remember in
like the nineties early two thousands, my

1586
01:46:20.359 --> 01:46:26.399
parents had this old AC that was
like had the wood paneling on it.

1587
01:46:27.800 --> 01:46:30.359
I had that in my room and
that was the best air conditioner I have

1588
01:46:30.479 --> 01:46:35.039
ever experienced. Like that ship made
it snow unit in a small room is

1589
01:46:35.079 --> 01:46:39.319
the same. Well, specifically my
older ones, because the older ones were

1590
01:46:39.399 --> 01:46:42.800
just like we're just gonna make it
fucking freezing. Like there was like no

1591
01:46:43.439 --> 01:46:46.199
there was no care at all.
It wouldn't stop at sixty. It was

1592
01:46:46.279 --> 01:46:50.439
going like thirty. You could go
like there wasn't even like numbers. It

1593
01:46:50.560 --> 01:46:57.279
was just cold. It was just
off or cold. And I swear to

1594
01:46:57.319 --> 01:46:59.479
you like there were there are pears
time I would walk into my room and

1595
01:46:59.479 --> 01:47:02.720
I think it would be like maybe
like fifty degrees and it was amazing,

1596
01:47:02.800 --> 01:47:05.439
especially in the summertime. Dude,
you just run into a cold room.

1597
01:47:05.840 --> 01:47:11.439
Oh my god. Yeah, after
like it's sick because that's happening before deafinitely

1598
01:47:11.439 --> 01:47:14.199
went outside and played a bunch when
I was fucking like younger, and then

1599
01:47:14.199 --> 01:47:16.840
I went inside outs and it's cold, and I got sick because I was

1600
01:47:16.920 --> 01:47:19.840
sweating so much and I was in
a freezing room. That is a way

1601
01:47:19.840 --> 01:47:23.960
to get it. It's very true. I feel like my electrics like fucking

1602
01:47:24.000 --> 01:47:27.000
high, like the gym doing the
gym. I mean, well, yeah,

1603
01:47:27.479 --> 01:47:30.239
well yeah, but it's not it's
not as much as you think.

1604
01:47:30.319 --> 01:47:32.279
I think. I think we were
very much. So have this idea like,

1605
01:47:32.319 --> 01:47:35.079
oh, we're using so much energy. It's like, well, I've

1606
01:47:35.079 --> 01:47:39.000
seen a shot up since I started
doing Oh I'm sure. I mean it's

1607
01:47:39.039 --> 01:47:41.600
whatever, Like I'm sure it has
Yeah, I don't. I don't even

1608
01:47:41.640 --> 01:47:43.720
look at it really at this point
because it's just like you can write it

1609
01:47:43.720 --> 01:47:45.039
off for your I'm not going to. I can. But it's also like

1610
01:47:46.039 --> 01:47:50.560
I need my I don't know,
I don't make bones about stuff that I

1611
01:47:50.720 --> 01:47:53.880
need to do, you know what
I mean, if the lights need to

1612
01:47:53.920 --> 01:47:56.760
be here, so like whatever it
is, like I'm yeah, it's expensive,

1613
01:47:56.800 --> 01:48:00.760
but like I mean so yeah,
I'm I'm gonna not do it.

1614
01:48:00.560 --> 01:48:03.840
So who cares the same thing about
like caring about like your fucking your gas

1615
01:48:03.960 --> 01:48:08.000
lots like whatever, I have to
have to use it. It's yeah,

1616
01:48:08.039 --> 01:48:11.520
it's just and it's a little for
to be comfortable, Like I don't.

1617
01:48:11.520 --> 01:48:15.880
I don't understand, Like I've lived
with people where they oh it's it's one

1618
01:48:15.960 --> 01:48:17.319
hundred degrees now let's finally turn it
on kind of a thing. And I'm

1619
01:48:17.319 --> 01:48:21.560
like why why did you? It's
like, if you just don't fucking eat

1620
01:48:21.640 --> 01:48:27.159
fast food for the week, you'll
cover that. It's like the entire sorry

1621
01:48:27.199 --> 01:48:29.800
for like the month. I mean, if you you would cover probably entire

1622
01:48:29.920 --> 01:48:32.920
summer's worth of AC. And we're
talking people that are not destitute, people

1623
01:48:32.920 --> 01:48:35.600
that are like not really struggle.
Obviously peop are struggling, really best situation,

1624
01:48:35.680 --> 01:48:39.640
and then I, Okay, that's
understandable. But you know what's crazy

1625
01:48:39.640 --> 01:48:43.760
about that though, because like people
that are in those uh, in those

1626
01:48:43.760 --> 01:48:48.199
situations, they they also they use
a lot of their money irresponsibly in a

1627
01:48:48.239 --> 01:48:51.800
way that they're doing things like I'm
gonna go Starbucks. I'm gonna go to

1628
01:48:51.920 --> 01:48:55.640
like the ship that they know they
shouldn't be doing because I did it.

1629
01:48:55.760 --> 01:48:59.680
I when I was my warehouse job, making like what a nine bucks an

1630
01:48:59.720 --> 01:49:02.640
hours sit back in two thousand and
seven, I at tackle Bell like fucking

1631
01:49:02.960 --> 01:49:06.359
at least three times a week,
and like because I would go for lunch

1632
01:49:06.760 --> 01:49:10.439
or hit the lunch truck, I'm
like, what if I would have made

1633
01:49:10.520 --> 01:49:12.800
my fucking meals? How much money
would I just say? You know what

1634
01:49:12.800 --> 01:49:16.600
I mean, it's it's shit like
that anyway, Uh, that dude.

1635
01:49:16.600 --> 01:49:19.399
I'm like, I'd just rather have
whole cooked food way more often than not.

1636
01:49:19.880 --> 01:49:24.319
Yeah, it's number one. It's
better obviously, and then you just

1637
01:49:24.600 --> 01:49:28.239
saves so much money. It's crazy. Splash, splash. I was gaping

1638
01:49:28.279 --> 01:49:30.000
his ass rod in very cool.
Hey, cringe, gacum, some whack

1639
01:49:30.079 --> 01:49:33.720
guy and tops top, sweet cheeks, some whack guy. How dare you

1640
01:49:34.680 --> 01:49:42.960
nice? Yeah? Sweet cheeks?
Yeah. Do you little freaks have any

1641
01:49:43.039 --> 01:49:47.319
interest in doing a separate show slash
segment? Maybe just extra ammos dedicated to

1642
01:49:47.399 --> 01:49:51.439
politics. It's very interesting to hear
you guys talk about Diane's sein find Science

1643
01:49:51.520 --> 01:49:57.840
Corpse and RFK Junior doing the reading
for his audiobook. Reluctant to dive into

1644
01:49:57.840 --> 01:50:00.720
politics sometimes, I mean I'm reluctant
to die into politics because I just don't

1645
01:50:00.880 --> 01:50:06.159
really spend time researching, and like
I don't have like documents in front of

1646
01:50:06.199 --> 01:50:13.039
me, so I don't want to
talk on ship over the documents. You

1647
01:50:13.199 --> 01:50:15.680
see his desk because it's like a
bunch of papers, little more clear,

1648
01:50:15.800 --> 01:50:18.399
some of them shot up empty papers. I've seen him one of the desk

1649
01:50:18.439 --> 01:50:24.000
and I'm like, like, what
papers there? My favorite thing is like

1650
01:50:24.279 --> 01:50:27.119
on the Johnson things like because it
is real papers, but like he just

1651
01:50:27.199 --> 01:50:30.439
scribbles all. I know that on
the most recent thing or one of the

1652
01:50:30.479 --> 01:50:32.520
more recent things that he is,
like it's just covered in scribbled I think

1653
01:50:32.560 --> 01:50:35.680
I'm pretty sure there's a penis on
it. It's the funniest thing it.

1654
01:50:35.760 --> 01:50:39.840
But yeah, I mean, I
don't see a point in making a specific

1655
01:50:39.920 --> 01:50:43.479
show for it. Like we just
dive into it whenever it's necessary or whenever

1656
01:50:43.560 --> 01:50:46.000
it's like funny or relevant and then
we you know, right, I prefer

1657
01:50:46.119 --> 01:50:49.159
to make more jokes out of it, but like you know, sometimes you

1658
01:50:49.199 --> 01:50:51.600
got to talk about it. I
can't avoid it. I think a political

1659
01:50:51.640 --> 01:50:56.640
conversation is very good. I think
they're often actually they're useful. I think

1660
01:50:56.680 --> 01:50:59.680
I think they are. But the
happens is that you're you guys, are

1661
01:51:00.439 --> 01:51:05.079
that's what you're talking. I'm not
don't I don't know. I actually I'm

1662
01:51:05.119 --> 01:51:09.520
not. Well, I'm jaded in
general. But as far as actually having

1663
01:51:09.520 --> 01:51:13.079
a political show, I've thought about
it many times, but it was in

1664
01:51:13.159 --> 01:51:15.359
the same thing, in the same
vein as who do I do it with?

1665
01:51:16.520 --> 01:51:19.600
It was basically that because you know, this show is like okay,

1666
01:51:19.640 --> 01:51:23.760
we got we have this show with
this show is locked down. We have

1667
01:51:23.920 --> 01:51:28.039
our extra thing that I think that's
cool. The only other thing I was

1668
01:51:28.079 --> 01:51:30.159
thinking of, like, oh well
we fucking maybe will stream some every once

1669
01:51:30.199 --> 01:51:32.800
in a while. But like,
as far as doing a political show that's

1670
01:51:32.840 --> 01:51:35.239
tied to this, I'm like,
it didn't make sense. The thing about

1671
01:51:35.279 --> 01:51:38.880
political show is going tony people with
different views, and that's the problem.

1672
01:51:39.079 --> 01:51:41.920
You don't I feel like I feel
like for the best the best interaction,

1673
01:51:42.039 --> 01:51:44.680
I think it was terrible show,
to be honest. Really yeah, I

1674
01:51:44.760 --> 01:51:45.920
think the thing is that the thing
is that this is the thing. They

1675
01:51:45.960 --> 01:51:49.520
can't be like people that have like
it. Can't be like a fucking Trumper

1676
01:51:50.039 --> 01:51:54.439
and like one of us, because
that's just gonna that's gonna lead to nothing.

1677
01:51:54.800 --> 01:51:58.399
To me, it's it's somebody with
like just like runatively conservative values that

1678
01:51:58.479 --> 01:52:02.159
isn't a psychopath. I just what
I don't like say when I'm watching h

1679
01:52:02.600 --> 01:52:06.439
So this is what like the show
I've been watched for it. Let's okay,

1680
01:52:06.439 --> 01:52:09.920
here we go reset. I watched. Uh, I've been listening to

1681
01:52:09.960 --> 01:52:15.119
this podcast Cognitive Dissonance since twenty twelve. Actually, Chris, you might have

1682
01:52:15.239 --> 01:52:18.159
seen one of the guys because he
got into an argument with Sargon, and

1683
01:52:18.319 --> 01:52:21.359
like the first myth Con, it
was the one before I went. It

1684
01:52:21.439 --> 01:52:25.520
was the one before there was a
guy that got thrown out because he got

1685
01:52:25.560 --> 01:52:28.840
into an argument with Sargon. He
was like, you're a fucking asshole or

1686
01:52:28.880 --> 01:52:30.880
this then, and I was like, I mean, yeah, I guess

1687
01:52:30.960 --> 01:52:32.319
so, but I was like crazy, I was like, I know this

1688
01:52:32.399 --> 01:52:36.520
guy he had a Sargon did a
debate with this guy named Thomas Smith,

1689
01:52:36.560 --> 01:52:40.640
who's friends with those guys that I'm
mentioning right now. He did uh,

1690
01:52:40.680 --> 01:52:44.159
he used to just read the Bible
as a podcast. It was called Thomas

1691
01:52:44.239 --> 01:52:45.760
in the Bible, and then he
did Thomas in the Quran. And so

1692
01:52:46.079 --> 01:52:48.680
he was kind of an asshole because
you know, he was like one of

1693
01:52:48.760 --> 01:52:54.279
those SGW types. But I liked
his content. And same thing with this

1694
01:52:54.319 --> 01:52:57.119
guy Tom and Cecil. These guys
Tom and Cecil from a conn of Dissonance.

1695
01:52:57.720 --> 01:53:00.039
I like their show. They're very
like minded with very little nuances.

1696
01:53:00.079 --> 01:53:03.600
One of them's more like, you
know, angry and like kill them all

1697
01:53:03.680 --> 01:53:08.159
time thing. One of them's more
reasonable, but they're very they cover things

1698
01:53:08.319 --> 01:53:13.199
very reasonable. They always cover the
citations whenever they make a mistake they talk

1699
01:53:13.239 --> 01:53:15.520
about on the next show. I've
been listening to them consistently, consistently since

1700
01:53:15.520 --> 01:53:18.880
twenty twelve, and I would love
to do a show like that, just

1701
01:53:19.039 --> 01:53:26.199
feeling like a contribution. And the
thing is, it's just like my problem

1702
01:53:26.319 --> 01:53:30.159
is, I didn't really I never
really took advantage of networks and connections.

1703
01:53:30.199 --> 01:53:35.159
I'm very I'm very like, I
don't. Yeah, I mean kind of

1704
01:53:35.359 --> 01:53:39.720
yeah. It's just one of those
things where I just didn't take advantage of

1705
01:53:39.800 --> 01:53:44.399
Like, oh, I technically I'm
acquainted with so many people, but I

1706
01:53:44.640 --> 01:53:48.680
never talk to them, right,
And that's just like me being stupid.

1707
01:53:48.800 --> 01:53:53.720
Technically, because you should, you
should talk, you should befriend people,

1708
01:53:53.720 --> 01:53:57.960
you should shoop up with people.
I just don't. I just don't do

1709
01:53:58.119 --> 01:54:00.920
it. But like, know,
we even talk. I mentioned Lyle where

1710
01:54:00.920 --> 01:54:02.600
he like, you reach out to
me a couple of times. I'm like,

1711
01:54:02.640 --> 01:54:06.239
yeah, like you know, and
I think everyone like creators. That's

1712
01:54:06.279 --> 01:54:09.479
the thing. I don't really like
most content creators. Yeah, I understand

1713
01:54:09.520 --> 01:54:12.039
a lot of a lot of them, like my friends and my friends obviously,

1714
01:54:12.039 --> 01:54:14.960
you know, like I'm friends would
like make Lyle. Uh, I'm

1715
01:54:15.000 --> 01:54:17.039
cool with Jack, I'm friends with
like me was like me, Kinge,

1716
01:54:17.119 --> 01:54:19.680
we know Jonathan Young, like there
our friends, you know, Yeah,

1717
01:54:19.760 --> 01:54:26.479
but like I don't. I feel
like so many contre creators have sucked the

1718
01:54:26.640 --> 01:54:29.279
one like me looking in on them
that I'm like, I don't really,

1719
01:54:29.359 --> 01:54:31.359
I mean, realistically speaking, it's
just because people suck, that's true.

1720
01:54:31.439 --> 01:54:34.039
You know. It's like it's not
like when people were talking about how like

1721
01:54:34.199 --> 01:54:38.640
uh oh my god, there's so
many pedophiles in Hollywood, and it's like

1722
01:54:39.520 --> 01:54:44.079
there are there are a lot of
pedophiles, Like I don't they would probably

1723
01:54:44.119 --> 01:54:47.760
be very distressed if they haven'ty were
just like in their family, even if

1724
01:54:47.760 --> 01:54:50.159
it was just one. Statistically,
I mean, like, dude, there's

1725
01:54:50.159 --> 01:54:53.520
a lot of people in people's families, like I mean, yeah, a

1726
01:54:53.560 --> 01:54:56.159
lot of rugs and things being swept
on the rug too. Yeah, I

1727
01:54:56.199 --> 01:55:00.439
mean that's just crazy, dude.
Yeah. I actually met somebody, somebody

1728
01:55:00.479 --> 01:55:02.000
that was in before I knuked my
discord because I was just like I hate

1729
01:55:02.039 --> 01:55:06.720
discord. Like somebody was talking about, you know, something happened to her

1730
01:55:08.199 --> 01:55:12.000
and then her family was like do
you know because they was connected to the

1731
01:55:12.039 --> 01:55:16.600
family, and I was like I
have directly called out and thrown people like

1732
01:55:16.640 --> 01:55:18.479
that in my family, and I'm
like, I don't want I don't ever

1733
01:55:18.520 --> 01:55:21.399
want to see you again. And
my grandmother was like, you're right,

1734
01:55:21.680 --> 01:55:26.000
you're you're You're just a two hundred
plus pound man and you can do that.

1735
01:55:26.119 --> 01:55:28.399
I can't. I'm old and tiny. And I was like, all

1736
01:55:28.439 --> 01:55:30.720
right, Grandma, I got you. Yeah. Yeah. It's like,

1737
01:55:30.800 --> 01:55:32.720
oh, don't ruin the family.
Don't do this. It's it's I hate

1738
01:55:32.760 --> 01:55:38.359
how prevalent is in black family.
Yeah, it's everyone. So fuck it's

1739
01:55:38.399 --> 01:55:40.840
everywhere, dude, It's it's everywhere. And I guess I'm around people want

1740
01:55:40.920 --> 01:55:42.960
mostly of my ethnic background, so
I guess that's why I say that.

1741
01:55:43.479 --> 01:55:45.640
But like, dude, it's like, don't do that. Like that's that's

1742
01:55:45.680 --> 01:55:47.640
your that's your that's your uncle.
And it's like, yeah, that's what

1743
01:55:47.680 --> 01:55:51.319
happened with remember the big story and
then what I want to piv it back

1744
01:55:51.359 --> 01:55:54.399
to any of the thing, but
I just real quick, do you remember

1745
01:55:54.439 --> 01:55:57.239
that story of that that ten year
old girl that got raped and impregnated.

1746
01:55:57.399 --> 01:56:00.359
She had a travel Ohio or something
because in her state that she lived in.

1747
01:56:00.079 --> 01:56:03.399
Abortion was like like out, like
you couldn't. They were like so

1748
01:56:03.520 --> 01:56:08.159
there And then they finished supposed to. By the way, I like a

1749
01:56:08.199 --> 01:56:13.520
person kill you so hard, dude. I'm seeing that ship bleed out into

1750
01:56:13.600 --> 01:56:18.960
other things where it's unnecessarily I'm seeing
that bleed into conversation. Yeah that I'm

1751
01:56:19.000 --> 01:56:24.319
sorry, are you? Is your
mouth gonna get demonetized or I'm sorry,

1752
01:56:24.920 --> 01:56:29.039
are You're not going to make money
off of this conversation? Like why are

1753
01:56:29.119 --> 01:56:33.239
you censoring yourself? I saw a
guy, this guy mortal technique. He

1754
01:56:33.439 --> 01:56:39.560
used the word unlive in the in
the Instagram where you don't make any money.

1755
01:56:39.680 --> 01:56:42.319
He's not making anybody. There's no
monetizing. They took the monetization thing

1756
01:56:42.359 --> 01:56:45.920
out unless you get like gifts or
whatever. But as far as I know

1757
01:56:45.960 --> 01:56:47.039
why, he said that because of
the fact that they would they would ban

1758
01:56:47.159 --> 01:56:51.079
they could. People can report and
have his page. Here's the thing.

1759
01:56:51.680 --> 01:56:54.760
The thing that bothers me about a
lot of that stuff is that there are

1760
01:56:54.840 --> 01:56:59.560
already alternative ways to say these things
that aren't done. Like when you said,

1761
01:56:59.600 --> 01:57:02.479
people say like, oh, suicide
or whatever. You can't say suicide,

1762
01:57:02.800 --> 01:57:06.840
but then they go like self unalive. It's like, bro, just

1763
01:57:06.840 --> 01:57:12.199
say you offt himself off the stuff
or they took their life that is the

1764
01:57:12.279 --> 01:57:16.000
one of the most obvious things.
Why did unlive become a thing? Why?

1765
01:57:16.960 --> 01:57:20.119
And then a dude, you're not
gonna get pinged for saying sexual assault.

1766
01:57:20.159 --> 01:57:24.640
You're not even on YouTube. You're
not gonna get seck. That's the

1767
01:57:24.720 --> 01:57:27.119
thing that pisses me off. They're
just doing it for me to change.

1768
01:57:27.239 --> 01:57:30.119
It's the change in language. I
understand it's stupid, but it's it's a

1769
01:57:30.159 --> 01:57:33.680
stupid, bullshit thing that came from
YouTube and it carried into other conversations cause

1770
01:57:33.680 --> 01:57:36.640
people stupid. And one thing that
essay pisses me off the moor. I

1771
01:57:36.680 --> 01:57:40.880
think it's actually kind of funny.
Stephen A. Smith. So you know,

1772
01:57:41.000 --> 01:57:44.720
in in basketball, it's always the
two initials a lot of people's name,

1773
01:57:44.760 --> 01:57:46.199
So if you're if your name Derek
Rose, some people might call you

1774
01:57:46.239 --> 01:57:49.760
like dr or something like Alan iverson
Ai. So stephen A they calm,

1775
01:57:49.880 --> 01:57:53.960
Essay, it's stephen A. Smith, they call essay And I'm like,

1776
01:57:54.039 --> 01:58:00.960
now it's just in my brain that
his name is sexual assault Smith Smith.

1777
01:58:00.439 --> 01:58:04.039
This is first take. I'm sexual
assault Smith and this is first take.

1778
01:58:04.159 --> 01:58:12.199
Baby. So fucking stupid makes me
laugh so much. Just the hairline is

1779
01:58:12.239 --> 01:58:16.479
maybe laugh His hairline is at the
middle of this place. He's a he's

1780
01:58:16.520 --> 01:58:21.439
a fucking a commentator. He's on
ESPN. He's like, God, he

1781
01:58:21.520 --> 01:58:26.039
makes like twenty thirty million a year. It's crazy he makes so much money.

1782
01:58:26.319 --> 01:58:28.640
I've seen this guy. Yeah,
he's yeah, he's from He's from

1783
01:58:28.680 --> 01:58:33.000
New York. It's pretty crazy from
New York. The way he talked as

1784
01:58:33.039 --> 01:58:34.760
bad as I was expecting it.
To be honest with you, it's a

1785
01:58:34.840 --> 01:58:39.800
diehard Knicks fan. It looks silly, but look, because they the Nicks

1786
01:58:39.800 --> 01:58:43.119
haven't been good in so long.
They got so close to advancing in the

1787
01:58:43.319 --> 01:58:45.760
because they you know, they have
made the playoffs, They're probably gonna do

1788
01:58:45.840 --> 01:58:47.359
better this uh this coming season.
I feel like New York is just resting

1789
01:58:47.399 --> 01:58:50.199
on their laurels of just like being
the main character like the United States,

1790
01:58:50.239 --> 01:58:53.399
where they're just like, we don't
really have to try, Like yeah,

1791
01:58:54.319 --> 01:58:58.880
like whatever, they tried Brooklyn.
They in basketball and it was the biggest

1792
01:58:58.920 --> 01:59:04.600
disaster ever when you had uh three
of the most like Kyrie Irving, Kevin

1793
01:59:04.680 --> 01:59:12.239
Durant fucking uh uh no, but
it was the Beard, James Harden,

1794
01:59:13.560 --> 01:59:15.199
just them three alone. You're like, how are you not winning a chance.

1795
01:59:15.239 --> 01:59:18.640
I feel like I've seen the Stephen
A. Smith guy. I feel

1796
01:59:18.640 --> 01:59:21.319
like I've seen him talking about like
he talks he every one when he talks

1797
01:59:21.319 --> 01:59:26.119
about politics, but I've seen him
talk about like whether or not vegeta can

1798
01:59:26.239 --> 01:59:29.119
beat like yes. So he has
a new honest, he has a podcast

1799
01:59:29.239 --> 01:59:31.279
now. It used to be called
he had a gay Name. It used

1800
01:59:31.279 --> 01:59:34.079
to be like no Mercy, but
it would all first it would say like

1801
01:59:34.199 --> 01:59:39.199
no like the K, but then
it had in these brackets like the it

1802
01:59:39.279 --> 01:59:43.319
was like no mercy, double on
tongs like he believed. Yeah, yeah

1803
01:59:43.319 --> 01:59:44.880
it was. It was called no
Mercy. I was like, what a

1804
01:59:44.960 --> 01:59:46.840
gay name? And then everybody else
thought that because then a few episodes in

1805
01:59:46.960 --> 01:59:51.000
it's just called the Stephen A.
Smith Show now because they're like, yeah,

1806
01:59:51.119 --> 01:59:55.399
maybe for search search purposes too,
for the s c O. You

1807
01:59:55.520 --> 01:59:58.720
just want to call it your name, and the podcast not called fucking no

1808
01:59:58.920 --> 02:00:02.079
Mercy. What the fuck is anyway? So he does that every once it

1809
02:00:02.159 --> 02:00:06.319
became popular where he'll answer questions it
was somebody else. They now ask him

1810
02:00:06.600 --> 02:00:11.119
it's all about that now. It's
like Pokemon. He's done multiple Pokemon ones

1811
02:00:11.159 --> 02:00:14.439
and they go viral because it's funny
seeing this guy that has no idea what

1812
02:00:14.600 --> 02:00:15.479
any of this ship is. If
you got to look it up a little

1813
02:00:15.479 --> 02:00:17.720
bit, and he's like, you
gotta, you gotta look up a little

1814
02:00:17.720 --> 02:00:21.800
before it's like talking about it.
He has no clue talking about He's like,

1815
02:00:21.960 --> 02:00:29.880
you don't want to talk about star
is pussy is alopecia? He funked

1816
02:00:29.920 --> 02:00:38.079
a ton Al in college. Yeah, a wrestler, he got pussy alopecia.

1817
02:00:38.119 --> 02:00:44.920
What Al called me Jada pink cunt
slit boys. Which is worse the

1818
02:00:45.000 --> 02:00:47.920
ny p D or the l A
p D n y p D. I

1819
02:00:47.960 --> 02:00:53.319
guess you guys have a I don't
have that experience margin because the ship that

1820
02:00:53.439 --> 02:00:57.159
happens in New York is the nature
what's made them so fucking jumpy interesting.

1821
02:00:57.399 --> 02:01:00.640
L a p D is just corrupt, n I p D is rough end.

1822
02:01:00.800 --> 02:01:04.319
Also, they have to deal with
bullshit that disacerbates their wild nature.

1823
02:01:04.720 --> 02:01:09.800
I would say they're also the amount
of money that they make and that they

1824
02:01:09.960 --> 02:01:15.119
siphon from from the communities is there's
crazy how much money those motherfuckers. LAPD

1825
02:01:15.279 --> 02:01:18.239
is famous for doing. LPT is
more famous for doing that shit because of

1826
02:01:18.279 --> 02:01:23.279
the fact that, like you see
it so often like oh, drug bust

1827
02:01:23.399 --> 02:01:28.159
and fifty four thousand dollars found,
and it's like these drug loads only had

1828
02:01:28.239 --> 02:01:33.159
fifty four thousand dollars. Wow,
this this CoP's wife, wife got a

1829
02:01:33.199 --> 02:01:36.840
new car two days ago too.
Yeah. Yeah, it's so it's like

1830
02:01:36.880 --> 02:01:41.079
I think it's a nature of where
New York is. That's why why so

1831
02:01:41.239 --> 02:01:45.560
much shit happens there. It's the
I mean, I have no stake in

1832
02:01:45.640 --> 02:01:47.439
this. I I okay, if
it's worse than that, look, I

1833
02:01:47.520 --> 02:01:50.119
mean I don't know, like I
could believe that. I think the thing

1834
02:01:50.239 --> 02:01:53.560
is like you know, I think
because of nine to eleven, and then

1835
02:01:53.640 --> 02:01:58.880
just the fact that like New York
is ostensibly like the unofficial capital of this

1836
02:01:59.000 --> 02:02:01.560
fucking it's kind of like like Albany
is the capital of New York, but

1837
02:02:01.760 --> 02:02:06.119
like it's not real like it is. But I mean, no one's going

1838
02:02:06.159 --> 02:02:11.399
to attack Albany, right, you
know, Uh, New York's kind of

1839
02:02:11.479 --> 02:02:15.399
like that is a big place,
and so like there's they're thwarting all sorts

1840
02:02:15.439 --> 02:02:19.479
of ship all the fucking time.
Did you remember that? You remember they

1841
02:02:19.479 --> 02:02:23.880
found the car momb in the Times
Square or whatever. It was like twenty

1842
02:02:24.039 --> 02:02:26.640
thirteen fourteen something around there. Yeah, but they found like a car,

1843
02:02:26.800 --> 02:02:28.239
was like, oh, we got
it, and they're like, oh,

1844
02:02:28.359 --> 02:02:31.880
what the okay, they're just chilling
around, but it exacerbates their fucked up

1845
02:02:32.000 --> 02:02:38.199
nature too. Yeah, why because
they're calibrated for like crazy threats and so

1846
02:02:38.399 --> 02:02:42.760
like some guy like seals a bagel
and then they're like, they send a

1847
02:02:42.840 --> 02:02:46.680
fucking lion after him. It's fucking
They send a dog with metal teeth and

1848
02:02:46.760 --> 02:02:51.079
fucking a gun on his back to
him and the dog activates. They have

1849
02:02:51.159 --> 02:02:58.680
a lie. There's a lion that
they drop lions with drones onto onto people.

1850
02:02:59.560 --> 02:03:04.960
Bagel coming down in the air at
you. It's like a PNG like

1851
02:03:05.079 --> 02:03:12.800
growing. That's good. It's insane, dude, and the way that dude.

1852
02:03:12.880 --> 02:03:15.800
York cops are horrible, bro,
especially in your city cops, they're

1853
02:03:15.960 --> 02:03:20.600
fucking terrible. Glad I haven't encountered
any so yeah, he's pretty bad.

1854
02:03:20.600 --> 02:03:25.119
But I just I just I guess
I just have no I encountered cops more

1855
02:03:25.159 --> 02:03:28.159
in New York City just because it's
you just see them more. Like if

1856
02:03:28.159 --> 02:03:30.520
you if you're in a place that's
walkable, you're just gonna run into more

1857
02:03:30.560 --> 02:03:32.680
cops. Also in New York.
I was driving a lot more because I

1858
02:03:32.760 --> 02:03:34.720
had a car, and so,
like, I don't really have a lot

1859
02:03:34.760 --> 02:03:38.680
of examples of like run ins with
L A p D. This is the

1860
02:03:38.760 --> 02:03:42.000
nature of the beast dude, Like
like they're not even like I think they're

1861
02:03:42.039 --> 02:03:46.399
not even consciously really fucked up,
but there's so much underhand training. Terrible,

1862
02:03:46.840 --> 02:03:51.000
they're brainwashed and scared. You kind
of have to be. You have

1863
02:03:51.079 --> 02:03:55.319
to be brainwashed at least a little
bit to do, like a dude,

1864
02:03:55.359 --> 02:03:59.479
your average persons, Like you can't
just throw a random person into like a

1865
02:03:59.560 --> 02:04:02.800
warzone or like or like a situation
where there's like that level of heightened conflict

1866
02:04:02.800 --> 02:04:05.600
and expect them to like act reasonably. I bet a lot of those people

1867
02:04:05.640 --> 02:04:10.960
are also ex military, Oh for
sure. Yeah, I bet, especially

1868
02:04:11.039 --> 02:04:13.760
on that side they're like, oh, send the most fucked up loony ones

1869
02:04:13.840 --> 02:04:16.479
over there. So there are two
the two cops in my family that are

1870
02:04:16.720 --> 02:04:20.600
are cops. They are ex military, Marines and freaking Air Force. Literally

1871
02:04:24.000 --> 02:04:27.199
when they got back from wherever it
is they went they went from or they

1872
02:04:27.279 --> 02:04:30.640
came from U that they could have
just you know, relaxed and be careful

1873
02:04:30.760 --> 02:04:33.840
by the kind of required a job
that they were promised to do in the

1874
02:04:33.920 --> 02:04:36.319
contract they signed. Remember they signed
those little contracts and they're like, oh,

1875
02:04:36.399 --> 02:04:39.880
yeah, we'll give you, uh
this pension. We won't let your

1876
02:04:39.920 --> 02:04:42.199
house go in the foreclosure. And
then he's like, no, that doesn't

1877
02:04:42.239 --> 02:04:45.560
happen. Wow, dude, it's
crazy. It's so cool. How it's

1878
02:04:45.640 --> 02:04:49.439
crazy. My grandma had to fight
for my granddad's pension that he earned.

1879
02:04:49.520 --> 02:04:54.640
It's funny. Come on, this
guy went to war and he thought he

1880
02:04:54.680 --> 02:04:56.600
was gonna get something out of it, but he got crippled in sad and

1881
02:04:56.760 --> 02:04:59.600
he doesn't have it even what even's
funny? Come on, hit the fuck

1882
02:04:59.680 --> 02:05:06.079
you like you were, come on
us crazy. D is crazy, bro,

1883
02:05:08.159 --> 02:05:10.960
it is. It's insane. And
I'm like, what the fuck?

1884
02:05:11.479 --> 02:05:14.079
Like, I was like, why
do you guys still do this? Do

1885
02:05:14.159 --> 02:05:18.079
you? Are you not aware?
Why do you keep They don't have paths?

1886
02:05:18.159 --> 02:05:20.399
Man, Some people just don't have
another path, dude. I was

1887
02:05:20.439 --> 02:05:23.840
gonna do it. I was going
to as well. Dude. I thought

1888
02:05:23.880 --> 02:05:25.920
about it as well, because I
was just like, well, fuck,

1889
02:05:25.920 --> 02:05:28.239
I mean, I don't know,
it's a pension. And then my thought

1890
02:05:28.359 --> 02:05:31.399
was like we're not gonna like,
like, what the fuck's really gonna happen.

1891
02:05:31.520 --> 02:05:34.199
Like I just kind of like bet
on the fact that like nothing would

1892
02:05:34.199 --> 02:05:38.520
happen, and then I could like
ride out twenty something years in peace and

1893
02:05:38.600 --> 02:05:42.279
then just kind of collect a good
pension, get really fucking fit. You

1894
02:05:42.399 --> 02:05:45.520
know, like there's reasons why you
would do it, but like especially if

1895
02:05:45.520 --> 02:05:48.079
you just don't have any prospects in
New York. There just wasn't really I

1896
02:05:48.159 --> 02:05:50.760
wanted to do game design, and
there just wasn't anything in New York.

1897
02:05:50.760 --> 02:05:55.840
And then like I saw I found
a school in like, uh Washington.

1898
02:05:55.880 --> 02:06:00.439
It was diggipen for portal was made
actually, but I forgot this swishing arrows.

1899
02:06:00.760 --> 02:06:03.119
But we could wait. They just
I couldn't afford to go there.

1900
02:06:03.159 --> 02:06:04.960
So I was like, Okay,
well, what the fuck, I guess

1901
02:06:05.000 --> 02:06:08.479
I'll go. He'll go to the
military. And then my dad was like

1902
02:06:09.079 --> 02:06:12.079
no, couldn't. No, he
wouldn't let me do it. But like

1903
02:06:12.479 --> 02:06:14.439
he's like like, hey, you
don't gotta do that. I mean,

1904
02:06:14.479 --> 02:06:15.439
what are you I did? I
did that? Why are you gonna re

1905
02:06:15.520 --> 02:06:19.479
enlist? I stay here in Vietnam
with me. Same same thing my grandpa

1906
02:06:19.520 --> 02:06:23.439
said, my grandpa, my my
cousin that went to Afghanistan and fucking died.

1907
02:06:23.880 --> 02:06:28.239
My grandpa was like, I did
this, so we don't have to

1908
02:06:28.359 --> 02:06:30.840
do this. There was already a
Jameson that did that. I did it

1909
02:06:30.920 --> 02:06:34.439
for fucking like twenty five years.
And she was like, no, Grandpa,

1910
02:06:34.520 --> 02:06:36.800
I think it's really what I want
to call that one up the country.

1911
02:06:36.800 --> 02:06:39.920
And he was like, dude,
all right, bro, like,

1912
02:06:40.119 --> 02:06:42.560
don't don't do that. And when
I did, he went out there and

1913
02:06:42.680 --> 02:06:45.600
got blown the fuck up. And
it's like, yeah, my dad's in

1914
02:06:45.600 --> 02:06:49.960
the military. For so my youngest
stepsister, I saw a uh what it

1915
02:06:50.079 --> 02:06:54.920
was. It called an ad It
was an anti military thing. It was

1916
02:06:55.039 --> 02:07:00.279
her friend, and that dude his
ied. It is a fucking actually it

1917
02:07:00.319 --> 02:07:02.279
was a roadside bomb. And he
doesn't have an arm anymore. So he

1918
02:07:02.439 --> 02:07:05.239
did one of his things like he's
talking and starts zooming out and it shows

1919
02:07:05.279 --> 02:07:08.600
like he's missing arm. That was
already enough for me. I'm like,

1920
02:07:08.640 --> 02:07:12.119
fuck that dude, Like that's not
worth it. What happens if you're in

1921
02:07:12.119 --> 02:07:15.279
a military family, that shit is
very much so ponged in your brain,

1922
02:07:15.680 --> 02:07:17.159
like oh, yeah, my grandpa, my dad, my uncle is a

1923
02:07:17.239 --> 02:07:20.319
hero. I want to be a
hero too. And it's like and just

1924
02:07:20.439 --> 02:07:23.279
black people, dude, you know, you know how our history of the

1925
02:07:23.560 --> 02:07:26.079
military, how we like we're like, oh, we're gonna go there and

1926
02:07:26.119 --> 02:07:28.920
they're gonna choot this like people afterwards, and then we come back and it's

1927
02:07:29.000 --> 02:07:31.000
like, I mean, we just
look when you look at the most historical

1928
02:07:31.079 --> 02:07:36.880
look at any World War two footage
that is documentaries, Netflix, whatever,

1929
02:07:38.800 --> 02:07:42.960
Uh, the amount of black people
you see on there is like its slim,

1930
02:07:43.159 --> 02:07:46.840
and it's so many of it was
at war, especially in the Pacific,

1931
02:07:47.479 --> 02:07:54.199
and uh again up and up and
freaking what you call see very many.

1932
02:07:54.359 --> 02:07:57.279
Well, of course when after World
War Two, but I'm talking about

1933
02:07:57.319 --> 02:08:00.600
during World War two even and this
is one thing that I actually and I

1934
02:08:00.720 --> 02:08:03.359
understood why Battlefield five did what they
did. We want to tell a different

1935
02:08:03.439 --> 02:08:07.119
a few different stories, because they
even showed like say, the uh,

1936
02:08:07.600 --> 02:08:11.439
you know the French that colonized you
know, African Africa. They used a

1937
02:08:11.479 --> 02:08:15.840
lot of soldiers from Africa, and
so they did a segment in the in

1938
02:08:15.920 --> 02:08:22.800
their campaign mode showing those dudes they
did uh some Norwegian ship like it was

1939
02:08:22.840 --> 02:08:26.000
actually I was like, when you
get past all this ship storm of the

1940
02:08:26.359 --> 02:08:28.760
what was it that woke whatever they
were accusing them of. I was like,

1941
02:08:30.239 --> 02:08:31.600
this was actually kind of cool that
they did this. I didn't really

1942
02:08:31.680 --> 02:08:35.359
enjoy the game, but like,
I just thought it was kind of cool

1943
02:08:35.680 --> 02:08:37.239
they did that. Yeah. Yeah, I'm like, oh, here's some

1944
02:08:37.319 --> 02:08:41.600
ship that they don't you know,
just never fucking see it. I guess

1945
02:08:41.640 --> 02:08:43.680
it was very I think I think
the military is a very insane concept.

1946
02:08:43.760 --> 02:08:46.520
I think the well, the people
still go there and they do it,

1947
02:08:46.560 --> 02:08:48.119
you know, and I still respect
people that go in there and do it.

1948
02:08:48.159 --> 02:08:52.720
I think national guards cool, I
get it. National defense makes sense,

1949
02:08:52.039 --> 02:08:56.640
Like I never perfect. I think
it's just like, dude, just

1950
02:08:56.640 --> 02:08:58.560
take care of your people when they
come back. Really simple. So should

1951
02:08:58.560 --> 02:09:03.479
be the the literally the it's literally
the bare minimum. The fact that like

1952
02:09:03.600 --> 02:09:07.920
you never have to work again if
you if you fucking but every single person

1953
02:09:07.000 --> 02:09:11.279
I know persons in the military has
had to go to bulsch that deal some

1954
02:09:11.439 --> 02:09:13.159
bullshit. There is something all of
them, everything going. I don't know.

1955
02:09:13.560 --> 02:09:18.439
I don't know a single person that
doesn't. So I'm like, yeah,

1956
02:09:18.520 --> 02:09:20.319
you're you're you're fodder. It sucks, all right, Yeah, we'll

1957
02:09:20.319 --> 02:09:22.680
we got there's two more and then
we'll wrap it. Up. Hell yeah,

1958
02:09:22.840 --> 02:09:26.279
First to get David featuring the corpse
of that fool that tried to kill

1959
02:09:26.319 --> 02:09:33.520
Trump without without a silver bullet.
He's a were wolf, did you imagine?

1960
02:09:33.760 --> 02:09:39.680
Probably? Oh no, I'm changing. I'm awary time. That's what

1961
02:09:39.800 --> 02:09:41.680
dude, That's what happened. When
you see him do that, that bit

1962
02:09:41.880 --> 02:09:45.239
was like and then like you just
look closely you see the hair sprouting.

1963
02:09:50.239 --> 02:09:54.840
Oh my god, that was genuinely
scary. That actually, like, babe,

1964
02:09:54.920 --> 02:09:58.880
feel like I was like, I
should run danger, I'm in danger?

1965
02:09:58.039 --> 02:10:05.439
What's going on? Would be the
most stupid wolf ever? Yeah?

1966
02:10:05.479 --> 02:10:09.960
He would you ever seeing that movie
Teen Wolf from the eighties, Like his

1967
02:10:11.199 --> 02:10:15.279
dad, his dad looks so fucking
goofy, Like that was such a cuck

1968
02:10:15.359 --> 02:10:22.159
wolf. Brool is crazy. He's
a baby, He's a He's a beta

1969
02:10:22.199 --> 02:10:24.720
wolf. I love it. I'm
gonna start a bank call because a new

1970
02:10:24.880 --> 02:10:28.199
there's a new metal core band called
Alpha Wolf, and we're fucking yeah,

1971
02:10:28.199 --> 02:10:31.960
I'm being Beta Wolf. I'm gonna'm
actually I'm gonna start like and I'm gonna

1972
02:10:31.960 --> 02:10:33.640
take all of their titles and just
change them ever so slightly, make them

1973
02:10:33.680 --> 02:10:39.000
a lot weak. Your album cover
could be just photos of destiny. I

1974
02:10:39.079 --> 02:10:48.399
forgot that ship. I'm just playing
kindness or yeah, I'm just playing.

1975
02:10:48.600 --> 02:10:50.640
I'm just playing. I actually like
that he's kind of going off on these

1976
02:10:50.680 --> 02:10:54.800
people, to be honest with you, but yeah, I'm sure. I'm

1977
02:10:54.880 --> 02:11:00.279
kind of like, yeah, he
keep going, but man, is they

1978
02:11:00.279 --> 02:11:03.560
abandoned for that? Yeah? It
is crazy. That is crazy. Like,

1979
02:11:03.760 --> 02:11:07.880
dude, there's people running around on
Kick with like guns and like their

1980
02:11:07.960 --> 02:11:13.199
actual pedophiles on Kick just make literally
literally making like straight up pedophielic comments being

1981
02:11:13.359 --> 02:11:16.600
raisist to our people with the vessel
Danny being raised those people without a fucking

1982
02:11:16.600 --> 02:11:22.479
from the Cayman like like just just
ship. That is straight up fucking racist.

1983
02:11:24.199 --> 02:11:26.960
Of course, Cancel culture did like
the whole, the whole, the

1984
02:11:26.039 --> 02:11:28.800
whole thing about like, oh the
left wants to sensor you in the right

1985
02:11:28.840 --> 02:11:33.600
doesn't so insane. It's it's like
the earliest instinct of this that I can

1986
02:11:33.680 --> 02:11:37.319
remember is like the Dixie Chicks when
like the fucking when all all all they

1987
02:11:37.399 --> 02:11:41.159
did was protest Bush. Literally they
were like, I don't agree with what

1988
02:11:41.279 --> 02:11:45.359
Bush is doing. And then they
were like fuck checks and they fucking rip

1989
02:11:45.520 --> 02:11:48.399
them off the air. The ruined
their careers they changed their name to the

1990
02:11:48.560 --> 02:11:52.039
Chicks, and then they're like,
but you see, either older people know

1991
02:11:52.199 --> 02:11:56.479
that and are dishonest, or younger
people don't know that and they just assume

1992
02:11:56.520 --> 02:11:58.319
that this is like this came out
overnight. I was like, Oh,

1993
02:11:58.399 --> 02:12:01.600
well, the left does it,
so we should do is now You're this

1994
02:12:01.720 --> 02:12:03.159
is so old. It's crazy.
They all have it. I mean,

1995
02:12:03.319 --> 02:12:07.840
it's just they it's it's been cognitive
distance from the very beginning. They they

1996
02:12:09.199 --> 02:12:15.000
swear, they swear that they their
side doesn't do it. I saw the

1997
02:12:15.039 --> 02:12:20.439
craziest comment today where somebody was like, there it was a conversation about Destiny,

1998
02:12:20.520 --> 02:12:24.079
like mocking the dead guy, and
like whether or not that was okay,

1999
02:12:24.119 --> 02:12:28.239
And somebody said, Destiny made jokes
at the expense of a dead man.

2000
02:12:28.119 --> 02:12:33.840
Toying with a dead body is a
crime. It is illegal, and

2001
02:12:35.000 --> 02:12:37.399
that's why it's not okay, and
that's why I got banned. That is

2002
02:12:39.039 --> 02:12:46.199
authentically the dumbest thing I've ever heard
in my entire life. Sincerely, I

2003
02:12:46.159 --> 02:12:50.159
probably would push that person in,
Like if if they were in front of

2004
02:12:50.239 --> 02:12:52.760
me, I think I would like
push them down and then walk away,

2005
02:12:52.359 --> 02:12:58.159
because like that's it would be like
that, like just fucking doctor lightall hypnotized,

2006
02:12:58.279 --> 02:13:01.880
throwing role all on the ground and
walking away. That is because it's

2007
02:13:01.960 --> 02:13:07.960
just shut the fuck. It's that
you don't believe. You don't believe that.

2008
02:13:07.600 --> 02:13:11.119
No one believes that. I just
wish people could just be honest or

2009
02:13:11.159 --> 02:13:13.520
what they believe. Like, dude, just if you agree with if you

2010
02:13:13.680 --> 02:13:16.159
just want look if you want Destiny
band, just because like, hey,

2011
02:13:16.199 --> 02:13:16.960
you know what, I don't like
him and I don't like him. Just

2012
02:13:18.079 --> 02:13:20.520
be honest about it. Don't like
petty backward, Yeah, be petty,

2013
02:13:20.640 --> 02:13:24.439
like own the pettiness, dude,
I'm so petty. Dude, it's crazy.

2014
02:13:24.720 --> 02:13:26.279
Well I done some petty shit and
the same thing where it's like I

2015
02:13:26.279 --> 02:13:31.000
don't feel I'm not at all.
If you can be I have the capacity

2016
02:13:31.039 --> 02:13:33.640
for people talk about petty because like, one of the reasons why people didn't

2017
02:13:33.720 --> 02:13:37.479
want to, uh make fun of
the assassination everything that happens is because the

2018
02:13:37.520 --> 02:13:39.479
guy that died. But like the
thing is, uh, so you want

2019
02:13:39.520 --> 02:13:41.640
to talk about petty, I'm like, well, most of the people there,

2020
02:13:41.680 --> 02:13:45.279
like if you talk to them in
real life, they're probably seemed like

2021
02:13:45.399 --> 02:13:48.439
nice and decent and chill, but
in reality their ideology them being at that

2022
02:13:48.560 --> 02:13:52.800
fucking rally, you gotta think of
what type of person they are personally.

2023
02:13:52.359 --> 02:13:54.640
This is me just talking about myself. I don't given about any of those

2024
02:13:54.640 --> 02:14:01.239
people there. Those people are actively
helping the country being fucking ruined. I

2025
02:14:01.279 --> 02:14:05.279
don't care about them. So when
those people are less, I'm like,

2026
02:14:05.359 --> 02:14:07.000
oh, all right, you know, and people like that's so mean,

2027
02:14:07.039 --> 02:14:13.520
But I'm like, guys, I
care and people would be wealthier, they'd

2028
02:14:13.560 --> 02:14:18.520
have health care, everybody would be
better off if those people expired, not

2029
02:14:18.640 --> 02:14:22.199
even ashired. Right, what happened
is that theose super ignorant, right,

2030
02:14:22.399 --> 02:14:24.119
veryst majy of them are ignorant.
There's a lot of them that are grifting,

2031
02:14:24.159 --> 02:14:33.199
that are fucking absolutely monsters people at
the people often ignorant people that are

2032
02:14:33.279 --> 02:14:35.199
that they want to do better in
their lives. They're probably truly not evil

2033
02:14:35.239 --> 02:14:41.039
people. Well, they're not ignorant, they're stupid. There. More than

2034
02:14:41.159 --> 02:14:45.479
it's a shame, it's a shame
that anyone lost their life. Unfortunately say

2035
02:14:45.560 --> 02:14:48.399
that anyone lost their life, But
at the same time, for them to

2036
02:14:48.600 --> 02:14:52.319
act like if this ship didn't happen
to the opposite side, they would not

2037
02:14:52.600 --> 02:14:58.880
have a celebratory stance. It's right. That is the mark that I cover

2038
02:15:00.039 --> 02:15:01.520
that. That is the core frustration
with me, and like and people on

2039
02:15:01.600 --> 02:15:05.880
Twitter are fucking all over saying so
that. I'm like, you guys need

2040
02:15:05.000 --> 02:15:09.840
to suck the fattest cock because I
know it's on the other end, you

2041
02:15:09.920 --> 02:15:13.520
guys will be like, well they
are. That's the thing that gets me

2042
02:15:13.680 --> 02:15:16.520
when they deny it, because even
though there's the examples, yeah, it's

2043
02:15:16.520 --> 02:15:20.800
they'll deny. Know. The insulting
of the intelligence is crazy. It's just

2044
02:15:20.840 --> 02:15:22.600
like, dude, I can see
your Twitter account. I saw it.

2045
02:15:22.760 --> 02:15:26.920
I see I can go back and
see what you said about the club Q

2046
02:15:26.079 --> 02:15:28.279
shooting. I can go back and
see what you said about Paul Pelosi.

2047
02:15:28.279 --> 02:15:31.760
I can go back and see what
you said about all these all of these

2048
02:15:31.800 --> 02:15:35.920
examples, and it's all equally as
fucked. So just either either you want

2049
02:15:35.920 --> 02:15:39.640
to either you're okay with that kind
of thing, and you can disagree with

2050
02:15:39.720 --> 02:15:43.880
it. Obviously, I'm going to
feel differently about like whether or not somebody

2051
02:15:43.960 --> 02:15:46.760
on my side gets fucked over versus
the other side. But I'm not going

2052
02:15:46.840 --> 02:15:50.960
to like if somebody makes a joke
about it, I'm not going to act

2053
02:15:50.079 --> 02:15:54.840
like I don't do that also,
and that's what bugs me about it,

2054
02:15:54.199 --> 02:15:58.960
Like whatever, Like I held a
fucking warrior stance. They take too that

2055
02:15:58.119 --> 02:16:01.640
fucking like, oh we're fucking alpha
ma shit and she like this happens in

2056
02:16:01.720 --> 02:16:07.159
there, bitching and cry. Dude, It's it's fucking preposterous to me not

2057
02:16:07.319 --> 02:16:09.119
to mention the dude that did it, did it with the trusty weapon that

2058
02:16:09.199 --> 02:16:13.800
we've been trying to get rid of
for fucking ever. Yeah, for fucking

2059
02:16:13.880 --> 02:16:16.960
it's it's I dude, I am. I stay with from politics because I

2060
02:16:18.159 --> 02:16:20.359
know when I was paying to it, it was making me insane. Yeah,

2061
02:16:20.479 --> 02:16:24.800
and literally it's making me insane again. Sure, and it's I try

2062
02:16:24.920 --> 02:16:28.079
my heart. Like I was reading
through proteen twenty five and so much that

2063
02:16:28.119 --> 02:16:33.440
I was seeing was making my soul
burn. I felt like Johnny fucking Storm.

2064
02:16:33.840 --> 02:16:37.879
I was like, I'm gone setting
on fire. I can't listen to

2065
02:16:37.000 --> 02:16:41.399
this. Yeah, and seeing all
the people on Twitter being like I've been

2066
02:16:41.520 --> 02:16:46.600
ostracized for my my right meaning views. It's like and people are getting ostracized

2067
02:16:46.639 --> 02:16:50.440
for being homosexual every fucking day and
fighting for their lives, and you're gonna

2068
02:16:50.440 --> 02:16:54.799
play victim right now, it just
makes me so it makes me so upset

2069
02:16:54.000 --> 02:16:58.239
because it's so disingenuous. That's that's
what gets me. It is it is

2070
02:16:58.280 --> 02:17:01.959
the disingenuous. Is that really like
like I don't even care, Like I

2071
02:17:03.120 --> 02:17:05.040
really genuinely, like sincerely from the
bottom, I really don't care how you

2072
02:17:05.120 --> 02:17:07.920
feel as an individual, like I
really could give a fuck less. Like

2073
02:17:09.239 --> 02:17:13.879
on someone, I'll have a line
obviously, but like, at the very

2074
02:17:13.120 --> 02:17:18.719
least, just own it, dude, Just own it? Why hide?

2075
02:17:18.360 --> 02:17:22.040
Why hide? Because they can?
It's Twitter, Like you you got like

2076
02:17:22.120 --> 02:17:26.399
one of your freaks running the platform. What is even the incentive to hide?

2077
02:17:26.399 --> 02:17:28.000
It's because they can. They they
can. They It's it's one of

2078
02:17:28.040 --> 02:17:31.719
those things. It's the it's the
problem with the internet where if you talk

2079
02:17:31.799 --> 02:17:35.079
to any of these people, it's
just like all the street interviews that I

2080
02:17:35.200 --> 02:17:37.200
see. I kind of don't like
watching them, but at the same time

2081
02:17:37.239 --> 02:17:41.280
I watch them because it's there's some
value and seeing how people behave in social

2082
02:17:41.319 --> 02:17:48.200
settings in real life where these same
people exist out they'll say something just as

2083
02:17:48.360 --> 02:17:52.079
absurd as all that shit, and
when you confront them immediately, they can't

2084
02:17:52.159 --> 02:17:54.120
run anywhere. They can't. Just
like a lot of times people what they

2085
02:17:54.200 --> 02:17:58.600
do, they glaze over the response
to reply, they don't even pay attention

2086
02:17:58.639 --> 02:18:03.399
to what the uck you said because
they're not interested. So when you confront

2087
02:18:03.440 --> 02:18:05.840
them in real life, they can't
hide from it, and a lot of

2088
02:18:05.879 --> 02:18:09.479
times they have to concede or they're
gonna fucking walk away like a weirdo,

2089
02:18:09.879 --> 02:18:13.799
which doesn't usually happen. It's usually
just like because that's the nature of people

2090
02:18:13.799 --> 02:18:16.200
being ignorant, so they normally see. That is such a rare occurrence in

2091
02:18:16.479 --> 02:18:20.559
real life versus like online somebody saying
some crazy, wild shit like oh yeah,

2092
02:18:20.559 --> 02:18:24.879
I'll do this or whatever. And
so that's why I feel like it's

2093
02:18:26.040 --> 02:18:30.000
pretty useless engaging with people online.
I don't do it. You can't.

2094
02:18:30.200 --> 02:18:33.799
You can't earnestly do it anymore if
you ever could, you know. And

2095
02:18:33.120 --> 02:18:37.799
I think, really, I think
you're gonna have a discussion with people,

2096
02:18:37.840 --> 02:18:39.440
But it can't it can't be be
it but they have to be reasonable.

2097
02:18:41.440 --> 02:18:43.239
It can't even be I don't even
think it can be. Like it needs

2098
02:18:43.280 --> 02:18:46.000
to be like in person too,
like like if it's going to be valuable

2099
02:18:46.040 --> 02:18:48.680
at all, Like I just I
don't buy this whole discord thing. Or

2100
02:18:48.760 --> 02:18:50.719
like just like people having to do
it because it just I don't know if

2101
02:18:50.760 --> 02:18:54.040
it changes really anybody's mind. Really, like anybody who believes the things that

2102
02:18:54.079 --> 02:18:56.799
they believe, it is not going
to like this. The sides that are

2103
02:18:58.120 --> 02:19:01.239
fighting right now are just so die
iometrically opposed in such a way that like

2104
02:19:03.079 --> 02:19:05.680
it's not even like it used to
be a long time ago, where it's

2105
02:19:05.719 --> 02:19:07.920
just like there was there was like
a kind of like subtlety to a lot

2106
02:19:07.959 --> 02:19:11.920
of politics. No one's really in
the middle in the way that they think

2107
02:19:11.959 --> 02:19:15.520
they are. People who are in
the middle are just people who can maybe

2108
02:19:15.639 --> 02:19:18.399
like see like the examples of these
stremes on both sides. But even people

2109
02:19:18.440 --> 02:19:24.239
in the middle are like pretty far
fiercely in wonder like I don't people who

2110
02:19:24.319 --> 02:19:26.600
pretend to be in the middle right
now are very clearly right, you know

2111
02:19:26.639 --> 02:19:30.280
what I mean, They're on the
right, you know, the people who

2112
02:19:30.399 --> 02:19:33.280
like argue it's like, oh,
I can see both sides, but amazing,

2113
02:19:33.440 --> 02:19:39.120
Yeah, I thought you mean that's
another online. I think they exist

2114
02:19:39.360 --> 02:19:41.319
people. No, the people I'm
saying, the people who exist in the

2115
02:19:41.360 --> 02:19:45.760
middle so much so that they would
actually so much so that they would actually

2116
02:19:45.799 --> 02:19:48.079
be swayed by an argument. I
don't think they're real. I don't think

2117
02:19:48.079 --> 02:19:52.399
that's like a real thing, even
when I really I think when I was

2118
02:19:52.479 --> 02:19:56.040
politically homeless, for example, but
then I was kind of like when I

2119
02:19:56.200 --> 02:19:58.520
was a lot younger. I just
thought like, oh, I like some

2120
02:19:58.520 --> 02:20:05.239
uh tarian principles. But when I
learned how many people that say, yeah,

2121
02:20:05.319 --> 02:20:05.959
well, that was the thing.
That was the thing where I'm like,

2122
02:20:07.120 --> 02:20:09.120
I don't I don't belong here at
all. It was because they were

2123
02:20:09.159 --> 02:20:13.959
all saying that they're fucking libertarian,
but they're they're all conservatives. They were

2124
02:20:15.000 --> 02:20:18.760
all just stream. They didn't actually
give a fuck about freedom. They were

2125
02:20:18.920 --> 02:20:20.719
just like weird. And I was
like, oh, because I like some

2126
02:20:20.920 --> 02:20:26.760
principles, I thought some things would
be better if because I feel like on

2127
02:20:26.079 --> 02:20:28.040
cause, here's the thing, even
when you talk to these people, like

2128
02:20:28.280 --> 02:20:31.559
do you remember I don't know if
I mentioned this on the podcast when that

2129
02:20:31.760 --> 02:20:35.920
fucking guy in the the vape store
was screaming at that guy that had a

2130
02:20:37.040 --> 02:20:39.840
maga hat on, I don't remember
that, Like he was screaming at the

2131
02:20:39.879 --> 02:20:43.959
top of his lungs, get the
like it was so and it was just

2132
02:20:43.040 --> 02:20:46.760
this bro guy with a maga hat
on right, and he was being very

2133
02:20:46.879 --> 02:20:48.840
chill, cool, calm and collected. So the other guy was looking like

2134
02:20:48.879 --> 02:20:52.520
a fucking idiot, and so he
was just but what the guy was saying

2135
02:20:52.559 --> 02:20:56.120
with the maga hat, even though
he's mangas, you know, he's innicult,

2136
02:20:56.399 --> 02:20:58.159
but he's like, hey, man, I just want lower taxes,

2137
02:20:58.200 --> 02:21:01.399
I just want better health care.
And I'm like, there's no shot,

2138
02:21:01.479 --> 02:21:03.319
and I'm like, but here's the
thing. It shows me even when you

2139
02:21:03.319 --> 02:21:07.719
talk to these people on the streets, pretty much everybody agrees on the same

2140
02:21:07.760 --> 02:21:11.399
thing. We all want the same
thing. They're just so fucking stupid they

2141
02:21:11.520 --> 02:21:16.159
have no idea how to get it, and so they think that that guy,

2142
02:21:16.440 --> 02:21:18.840
hold on, hold on, that
that guy, the Trump Orange man

2143
02:21:20.000 --> 02:21:22.079
is gonna get them that. And
so the only way you can tell them

2144
02:21:22.639 --> 02:21:26.040
is by having a conversation with them
a person. You can't tell them online.

2145
02:21:26.120 --> 02:21:28.639
Yes, I agree, and that's
the problem. I think what happens

2146
02:21:28.680 --> 02:21:31.280
with our debates. Our debates fail
is because these are these content creators that

2147
02:21:31.360 --> 02:21:37.799
are there for fucking content instead of
a middle ground perspective where you talk,

2148
02:21:37.920 --> 02:21:41.280
you know, it shouldn't be an
idea of like I'm gonna throw my fact

2149
02:21:41.360 --> 02:21:45.079
at you, and I'm gonna throw
I'm gonna make a stark comments and it's

2150
02:21:45.079 --> 02:21:52.719
like, well, actually scrapped it
up. That crazy would I would love?

2151
02:21:52.799 --> 02:22:03.799
I would. Yeah, that's near
your dream, both triple threats.

2152
02:22:05.600 --> 02:22:07.520
Dave Rubin's bigger, so I think
he could take him. Dave Rubin's very

2153
02:22:07.559 --> 02:22:11.959
tall, but he might be still
weak because I bullied some tall I bullied

2154
02:22:11.959 --> 02:22:16.959
tall people before, like for the
weakest people. I think gay people they're

2155
02:22:16.000 --> 02:22:20.719
like they're jim rats. But he's
not a gym rat. He was soft.

2156
02:22:20.840 --> 02:22:22.920
He's a punch of fellows, the
jim right gaze. I would that's

2157
02:22:24.360 --> 02:22:26.959
yeah. One of the friends,
like one of my friends grew up with.

2158
02:22:26.040 --> 02:22:30.239
He was like, he's a fitness
instructor in West Hollywood and who he'd

2159
02:22:30.319 --> 02:22:35.120
killed me? You want to with
gay jim rats are crazy there because they're

2160
02:22:35.239 --> 02:22:39.120
extra dedicated to go exactly right right, you know, they go there to

2161
02:22:39.159 --> 02:22:43.879
get hurt. They're like jackpot,
I'm stronger now. Yeah, but all

2162
02:22:43.920 --> 02:22:46.360
those people like you know, whatever, I want to that's just the name

2163
02:22:46.399 --> 02:22:48.040
of the guy. By the way, this this that we let us let's

2164
02:22:48.079 --> 02:22:52.079
go, let's go, let's go
got a question says, it's time to

2165
02:22:52.159 --> 02:22:56.079
write, it's time to find out
how depraved you motherfuckers really are? How

2166
02:22:56.120 --> 02:22:58.959
far would you be willing to go
with your only fans content for guaranteed donat

2167
02:23:00.280 --> 02:23:03.799
fifteen million dollars fifteen million dote Like, well, so we say, how

2168
02:23:03.840 --> 02:23:07.399
far are you willing to go?
Like, that's an interesting question. I

2169
02:23:07.440 --> 02:23:09.680
don't know how to answer that,
because like I would, I would do

2170
02:23:09.719 --> 02:23:11.639
a sex tape for fifteen million dogs. Well, yeah, that's what I

2171
02:23:11.680 --> 02:23:13.959
mean, that's nothing. That's why
I'm like, yeah, I have I

2172
02:23:15.079 --> 02:23:18.000
have like I'm sure I have the
light, I have the flash on,

2173
02:23:20.559 --> 02:23:22.319
lights on, probably even turn the
lights on for you. Yeah. Yeah.

2174
02:23:22.639 --> 02:23:26.879
Audio. I actually know someone who
does audio porn erotica where it's just

2175
02:23:26.920 --> 02:23:33.479
like a recording. Yeah she she
she like uploads. I don't know if

2176
02:23:33.520 --> 02:23:35.120
she actually I've never seen it or
heard it. I mean I never heard

2177
02:23:35.159 --> 02:23:41.360
it, but what I'm assuming is
that it's like auto erotica or she probably

2178
02:23:41.520 --> 02:23:46.799
like it's probably like an actual Remember
those people that would listen to what were

2179
02:23:46.840 --> 02:23:50.120
those things called, They would listen
to the sensitive They listen to that stuff

2180
02:23:50.120 --> 02:23:54.319
and they would swear it's not sexual
so I bet like what she does is

2181
02:23:54.440 --> 02:23:56.280
that like, oh no, this
is definitely classified as sexual. There's no

2182
02:23:56.959 --> 02:24:01.200
there's no wiggling around it. It's
probably stuff like that, I imagine.

2183
02:24:01.600 --> 02:24:03.440
But you know all those people,
I remember all those motherfuckers back and they're

2184
02:24:03.440 --> 02:24:05.399
like, there's no sexual and I'm
like, okay, then why is this

2185
02:24:05.520 --> 02:24:09.600
hot bitch whispering in your fucking ear? This is a chiropracticing. There is

2186
02:24:09.200 --> 02:24:13.079
that, but you know that's not
what they're listening to. Yeah, yeah,

2187
02:24:13.159 --> 02:24:16.280
yeah, there's like stuff where it's
like where it's just like the people

2188
02:24:16.399 --> 02:24:22.399
like fucking with slime or like a
weird like tactile stuff. That's I think,

2189
02:24:22.479 --> 02:24:24.840
fine, it's like it's weird.
I still don't really understand it.

2190
02:24:24.879 --> 02:24:26.879
Fully, that's a that's a sexual
for sure. Yeah. Like but when

2191
02:24:26.920 --> 02:24:31.799
it's like, hell, hey,
I want to you know, I'm like,

2192
02:24:31.840 --> 02:24:33.319
what the come on, sh it
bothers me. I hate it.

2193
02:24:33.479 --> 02:24:37.520
It makes me upset. Actually,
I hate every single bit of it.

2194
02:24:37.200 --> 02:24:39.680
Yeah, fifteen million dollars, I
don't know, I do, I do.

2195
02:24:41.840 --> 02:24:43.440
I would fuck camera for fifty million, Like he's not even hard.

2196
02:24:43.600 --> 02:24:46.760
Well that's the thing. That's what
I was like. The questions weird because

2197
02:24:46.799 --> 02:24:48.840
like how far are you willing to
go? The question should be preferenced like

2198
02:24:50.159 --> 02:24:52.239
would you be willing to do this? Yeah? Yeah, I'm having a

2199
02:24:52.239 --> 02:24:54.520
hard time. Really. It was
like I don't know, Like I'm trying

2200
02:24:54.559 --> 02:24:58.559
to see if I'm willing to do
gay stuff for fifteen million dollars. That's

2201
02:24:58.600 --> 02:25:01.600
a question. And then I'm like
that would attempt it would be almost stupid.

2202
02:25:01.639 --> 02:25:05.079
Nao, I would attempt it.
But the thing is like, as

2203
02:25:05.159 --> 02:25:09.520
long as you're not expecting something to
happen, because there's there's no guarantee I'm

2204
02:25:09.520 --> 02:25:13.120
gonna get I'm gonna get erected trying
to have gay sex. So that's the

2205
02:25:13.159 --> 02:25:18.079
thing is if the attempt good enough
for me to get the money, and

2206
02:25:18.120 --> 02:25:20.360
I gotta agree, I got a
green sipulations. Obviously, I have great

2207
02:25:20.360 --> 02:25:22.959
subulations. I don't wan anything to
happen that's not gonna everybody. Every party

2208
02:25:22.000 --> 02:25:24.159
has to be very much so willing
to be a part of it, obviously

2209
02:25:24.360 --> 02:25:28.120
of course, like no, no, no, no, no. Like

2210
02:25:28.200 --> 02:25:30.520
the idea, like the idea is
like, hey, I'm gonna fuck you

2211
02:25:30.600 --> 02:25:33.040
and you're gonna fuck me type ship, and it's like, yeah, that's

2212
02:25:33.079 --> 02:25:35.520
what basic consent is no. No. The idea is that like I'm not

2213
02:25:35.600 --> 02:25:39.159
just gonna I'm not just gonna fuck
you, only you're not only one taken

2214
02:25:39.239 --> 02:25:41.879
dick, you know, because like
it's like man, I gotta take sick

2215
02:25:41.959 --> 02:25:45.840
too. So you mean like,
oh man, well, that's not even

2216
02:25:45.879 --> 02:25:48.719
how old porn works. Sometimes it's
just one person's the top and one person.

2217
02:25:48.000 --> 02:25:50.399
Ever, I've never really watched gay
porn, if I'm being honest,

2218
02:25:50.399 --> 02:25:54.399
that's not you don't have to watch
kay porn and know that, I know.

2219
02:25:54.559 --> 02:25:56.360
But ideas like i'd assume gay porn, they'd be like, hey,

2220
02:25:56.879 --> 02:26:01.879
everybody's there in there they get you
know, I no what I would assume.

2221
02:26:01.040 --> 02:26:05.600
So why would why would you both
parties assume? I'm why would you

2222
02:26:05.639 --> 02:26:09.079
not assume that there's some people that
don't want to get fucking around, some

2223
02:26:09.120 --> 02:26:11.840
people don't want to I assume that's
real thing. But I'd assume if I'm

2224
02:26:11.879 --> 02:26:13.799
doing a gay scene, right,
I'm like, oh man, I'm not

2225
02:26:13.799 --> 02:26:18.680
gonna leave buddy, buddy. So
he's like he's extrapolating it from like lesbian

2226
02:26:18.719 --> 02:26:22.559
porn. Probably, yeah, it's
usually pretty reciprocal, and there's not really

2227
02:26:24.440 --> 02:26:26.239
there's not really oftentimes where one does
something that the other one doesn't do.

2228
02:26:26.360 --> 02:26:30.760
Is that what is That's what my
assumption is. I would think that why

2229
02:26:30.879 --> 02:26:33.639
my assumption is not that it's just
knowing how many different types of gay dudes

2230
02:26:33.680 --> 02:26:39.440
there are. They're like that twinks
they're the the bears is all that ship

2231
02:26:39.559 --> 02:26:43.000
and I imagine I imagine a lot
of bears probably aren't getting fucked in the

2232
02:26:43.040 --> 02:26:45.479
ass, like they're probably going,
you know what I'm saying, there's probably

2233
02:26:45.520 --> 02:26:50.239
these dynamics you're probably thinking of,
like some sort of standard porn where they're

2234
02:26:50.239 --> 02:26:52.719
probably both jacked, are both like
the same, and then they're like,

2235
02:26:54.159 --> 02:26:56.760
yeah, I feel like that's such
a stereotype, like the jacked gay porn.

2236
02:26:58.319 --> 02:27:01.920
It's like it's it's it's a big
HiT's blonde, dry pussy because she's

2237
02:27:01.959 --> 02:27:07.040
obviously not turned on, moaning fake
moans, fake coming, like it's I

2238
02:27:07.120 --> 02:27:09.840
imagine the jack gay guys is like, this's like that where it's like the

2239
02:27:09.920 --> 02:27:15.319
standard Oh bro, so you would
you would you accept fifteen million dollars?

2240
02:27:16.200 --> 02:27:20.399
But yeah, baby, you are. They have to you have to be

2241
02:27:20.479 --> 02:27:26.479
injected with a cerum. You're already
this is what that's going to do.

2242
02:27:26.559 --> 02:27:30.959
With only fans. I'm curious.
Fifteen million dollars a serum that turns you

2243
02:27:31.319 --> 02:27:35.280
into a wear tard, Like every
full moon, I become a retard like

2244
02:27:35.399 --> 02:27:39.360
yeah, like downs or what no, no, like like or just a

2245
02:27:39.559 --> 02:27:43.280
genuinely idiot like Sam I am Sam. No Ah, No, you probably

2246
02:27:43.360 --> 02:27:48.120
die. But every full moon,
every like every for fifteen mili. Yeah,

2247
02:27:48.600 --> 02:27:54.360
if you're outside and you're exposed to
the moon. No, that's crazier.

2248
02:27:54.079 --> 02:27:58.399
It's sometime I won't just be visible
like no, I might. I

2249
02:27:58.520 --> 02:28:05.120
might do it because I would just
make sure I have my my my calendar

2250
02:28:05.520 --> 02:28:09.159
napped out for the rest of time
and then just it's time. You know,

2251
02:28:09.200 --> 02:28:22.159
this gonna be situations where you're gonna
you're gonna be happen traffic. Let's

2252
02:28:26.399 --> 02:28:31.879
last one, last one. It's
not really Jesus Christ, last one coming

2253
02:28:31.920 --> 02:28:39.280
on this coming on his skin,
the gaping will not yield. This is

2254
02:28:39.360 --> 02:28:41.760
like, let's have a question,
just more like an interesting coming on?

2255
02:28:41.120 --> 02:28:45.040
What is it? I know that
coming out of skin, the gaving will

2256
02:28:45.079 --> 02:28:46.959
not yield. Goddamn it, I
know that. Yeah, Yeah, that's

2257
02:28:46.959 --> 02:28:50.559
it. That's it. That's it. That's the gaping will not yield.

2258
02:28:50.840 --> 02:28:54.000
I see, Yeah, so dumb. Why are you? Why are you

2259
02:28:54.120 --> 02:28:58.719
so terrible at advertising? It took
me well over a year of watching Chris

2260
02:28:58.040 --> 02:29:01.040
to find out about this Snart tank
and that you had another hidden podcast about

2261
02:29:01.079 --> 02:29:09.840
PlayStation I don't disagree with this,
however, I will say that I think

2262
02:29:09.760 --> 02:29:15.360
the Internet has evolved in such a
way that it's made people really bad at

2263
02:29:15.440 --> 02:29:20.399
doing obvious, common sense things.
And what I mean by that is because

2264
02:29:20.520 --> 02:29:26.680
everything is so algorithmic, and people
expect things that they're interested in to show

2265
02:29:26.760 --> 02:29:31.000
up in their feeds. Nobody actually
goes through the power, puts in,

2266
02:29:31.040 --> 02:29:33.120
the puts in the effort to actually
look for things in the way that we

2267
02:29:33.280 --> 02:29:39.840
used to when you were perusing the
Internet, because all of this stuff is

2268
02:29:39.000 --> 02:29:45.760
there. I have one link,
literally a one link in my Twitter bio,

2269
02:29:46.520 --> 02:29:50.600
one link in on my YouTube channel
everywhere that has everything that I'm doing

2270
02:29:50.639 --> 02:29:56.479
on it, and in the past
we would click those things. People would

2271
02:29:56.479 --> 02:30:00.600
be curious to check out other stuff
that they have. If you're a fan

2272
02:30:00.680 --> 02:30:01.600
of somebody, I want to see
what else to get into. Yeah,

2273
02:30:01.959 --> 02:30:05.239
so I don't do not I don't. I'm not discrediting, because that is

2274
02:30:05.319 --> 02:30:07.840
true. We don't really push this
as much as we could or should not

2275
02:30:07.959 --> 02:30:09.479
even like it's a hundred percent true, not even at ten percent. However,

2276
02:30:09.840 --> 02:30:13.799
I do think a lot of it
is like it's really bad because we

2277
02:30:13.920 --> 02:30:18.559
still the thing is we're still growing, so clearly something's working. I think

2278
02:30:18.879 --> 02:30:24.680
I think purely by word of mouth, and that's awesome, that's that's great.

2279
02:30:24.879 --> 02:30:28.920
But also I also understand how much
call to actions work, and I

2280
02:30:28.959 --> 02:30:31.879
hate that they do because I feel
like they shouldn't because I'm like, fuck

2281
02:30:31.879 --> 02:30:33.479
you, you don tell me what
to do, but uh, people actually

2282
02:30:33.639 --> 02:30:37.920
do do things when you ask them
to do stuff. So if you're like,

2283
02:30:37.079 --> 02:30:41.600
hey, just real quick, like
if I've minute Instagram reel, oh

2284
02:30:41.680 --> 02:30:43.479
oh hey real quick, guys,
blah blah blah, and they'll be like,

2285
02:30:43.479 --> 02:30:45.319
oh, should have ever thought about
that? And I'm like, well

2286
02:30:45.360 --> 02:30:48.079
you should have, bitch, But
you know, yeah, they kind of

2287
02:30:48.159 --> 02:30:52.760
do. And yeah, I mean
generally, yeah, yeah, the person's

2288
02:30:52.879 --> 02:30:56.639
right. But also I understand that
it's like it shouldn't it shouldn't be this

2289
02:30:56.760 --> 02:30:58.920
way, Yeah, it should,
Like I just feel like people just don't

2290
02:31:00.079 --> 02:31:01.959
do that because I do that still. Like if I find a content creator

2291
02:31:03.000 --> 02:31:05.360
that I like, I click on
the profile I click on the link just

2292
02:31:05.399 --> 02:31:07.079
to see, like, oh,
what else are they doing? Yeah,

2293
02:31:07.120 --> 02:31:09.680
but I understand. I guess that's
just like a really old mindset to have

2294
02:31:11.120 --> 02:31:13.000
on the Internet because people aren't used
to having to look for the stuff that

2295
02:31:13.000 --> 02:31:16.159
they're Internet. I do that' sure. Co I'm not just think somebody's talking

2296
02:31:16.159 --> 02:31:18.239
about the thing like all right,
cool, I'm gonna click on their videos.

2297
02:31:18.280 --> 02:31:20.479
I'm gonna go through their page.
I at what they got, see

2298
02:31:20.520 --> 02:31:24.680
their playlist. I checked their social
links too, because sometime I'm like,

2299
02:31:24.680 --> 02:31:26.040
oh, let me see if I
want to follow them on something. If

2300
02:31:26.079 --> 02:31:28.399
they don't post often, I'm like, it's not worth it because like some

2301
02:31:28.520 --> 02:31:31.600
people have like an Instagram, like
oh they have poses, and I'm like,

2302
02:31:31.760 --> 02:31:37.680
well yeah so, but like I'll
I look at their stuff, especially

2303
02:31:37.719 --> 02:31:41.399
if it's musicians. I want to
like, oh maybe I can organized Instagram

2304
02:31:41.479 --> 02:31:45.159
that go by by relevancy still,
like we're not relevancy recentcy. Yeah.

2305
02:31:46.040 --> 02:31:50.760
So you click on the top left
and watch So the top left this is

2306
02:31:50.799 --> 02:31:52.319
a recent thing they added because they
actually got forced to do it. They

2307
02:31:52.399 --> 02:31:56.440
literally got forced to do it.
It was do a lawsuit. So you

2308
02:31:56.520 --> 02:31:58.639
click Instagram right in the top left
and then you click following and then it

2309
02:31:58.680 --> 02:32:03.200
goesologically. Oh yeah, they were
forced to do it, they didn't want

2310
02:32:03.200 --> 02:32:05.760
it. That doesn't really communicate it. That's what that does though, Well,

2311
02:32:05.799 --> 02:32:09.520
because they they didn't want to do
it, so they showed you one

2312
02:32:09.639 --> 02:32:13.879
time in the most subtle way and
they're like, but they want you to

2313
02:32:13.920 --> 02:32:20.680
stay with really, yeah, you
following and then and then it's chronologically,

2314
02:32:20.719 --> 02:32:24.680
now what are you doing this?
Right? Yeah, so it comes to

2315
02:32:24.760 --> 02:32:28.719
chronologically now now it's crazy exactly my
point, like, they were forced to

2316
02:32:28.799 --> 02:32:33.760
do it. They didn't want to
because algorithmically, obviously the regular feed is

2317
02:32:33.840 --> 02:32:35.879
what they want you. So that
means that you don't see shit, you

2318
02:32:35.920 --> 02:32:41.319
don't follow anymore. Yeah, and
that's insane. Now. The thing is,

2319
02:32:41.440 --> 02:32:43.159
well, well, the one thing
that they still have been done,

2320
02:32:43.200 --> 02:32:45.520
I think Congress still needs to do
something about it, is that you have

2321
02:32:45.600 --> 02:32:48.840
to snooze those suggestions every thirty days. So instead of just being like,

2322
02:32:48.959 --> 02:32:52.520
stop showing me ship that I don't
want to see, you have to go

2323
02:32:52.680 --> 02:32:56.639
in and then it'll be like snooze
for thirty days and then I'll start noticing

2324
02:32:56.719 --> 02:32:58.520
shits appearing that I don't follow again, and I'm like oh, I gotta

2325
02:32:58.520 --> 02:33:03.520
snooze it again. And so it's
uh, it's stupid. It's so fucking

2326
02:33:03.559 --> 02:33:07.319
stupid. However, remember we're not
paying any money to be on these things.

2327
02:33:07.440 --> 02:33:11.079
That's why they're gonna do ship.
They're trying to advertise it makes sense.

2328
02:33:11.360 --> 02:33:16.399
Yeah, like Twitter with random about
pills and I'm like, and the

2329
02:33:16.479 --> 02:33:20.120
way that they add they do the
ads so subtly to make it seem like

2330
02:33:20.120 --> 02:33:24.000
they're not ads. The people they
could you tell this an ad and I'm

2331
02:33:24.079 --> 02:33:31.639
like, yes, they're selling me
something. Uh yeah, the man,

2332
02:33:31.079 --> 02:33:35.040
I don't know. I totally figure
I was gonna say something about homosexuality or

2333
02:33:35.040 --> 02:33:41.079
something. I don't know. I
don't know he was gonna say whatever something.

2334
02:33:41.079 --> 02:33:43.600
I don't tell me. What did
they do? Chris? What have

2335
02:33:43.719 --> 02:33:50.719
they done? What do you want? How do you know about that?

2336
02:33:50.840 --> 02:33:54.840
That's an old one holy ship a
while. Oh my god, there are

2337
02:33:54.879 --> 02:34:05.559
college quin you know. I love
that. It was beautiful and his son.

2338
02:34:05.639 --> 02:34:09.479
I love that. That is the
It is so fucking because it is

2339
02:34:09.600 --> 02:34:13.360
true. Our consequence, it is
gonna be, that is gonna be this.

2340
02:34:13.559 --> 02:34:18.159
His son is gonna be on the
same bridge one day, he's gonna

2341
02:34:18.159 --> 02:34:26.120
be like imagine still for somebody's still
streaming Puppy. There's three people on it.

2342
02:34:26.680 --> 02:34:33.280
Ever Long that's playing in the background. Let's read these names. Get

2343
02:34:33.319 --> 02:34:48.959
the hell out of her. Yeah, well I didn't say it. And

2344
02:34:48.319 --> 02:34:54.200
word long and word long is something. There's something there. His name is

2345
02:34:54.360 --> 02:35:07.120
Edward Long and n word long two
one, Why'd you cut me down?

2346
02:35:09.920 --> 02:35:18.559
The Adventure and Johnson Sergeant John Johnson
the international pdf file Training to Ship fifty

2347
02:35:18.639 --> 02:35:22.879
yards. I want a row of
guys. I want to be on my

2348
02:35:22.040 --> 02:35:26.040
knees because I miss those days.
I miss sucking all them twinks. I

2349
02:35:26.040 --> 02:35:28.319
don't want to miss a thing.
Oh I don't want to. Yeah,

2350
02:35:28.520 --> 02:35:30.920
that's kind of the thing where this
is why I want it in the beginning,

2351
02:35:31.040 --> 02:35:33.479
because yeah, so you can have
the preference to just do it an

2352
02:35:33.520 --> 02:35:37.440
ability because I'm reading, you know, I don't like what I'm set on

2353
02:35:37.639 --> 02:35:43.760
ending the show now. Gears of
War Mendroid number twenty five fifty twenty five

2354
02:35:43.840 --> 02:35:48.360
thirty three Marcus Phoenix, No,
Kanye, don't say that the Jews are

2355
02:35:48.440 --> 02:35:52.000
not gay. I'm just trying to
do killer instinct combos in real life on

2356
02:35:52.120 --> 02:35:58.120
women that get the bossle. What
is it? It's the dragon stuff.

2357
02:35:58.319 --> 02:36:03.559
Is that all like the actual size
this is the size of Drogon from the

2358
02:36:03.719 --> 02:36:09.479
series before the camera and that's how
big Belarion was show the camera, but

2359
02:36:09.520 --> 02:36:11.799
also like what the fuck is this
and is the size? This is the

2360
02:36:11.879 --> 02:36:16.120
size range of like all of the
dragons of Game of Thrones, right,

2361
02:36:16.639 --> 02:36:18.280
So the really big black and red
dragon at the end of Game of Thrones

2362
02:36:18.479 --> 02:36:24.639
was huge? Mind you was Drogon? Yeah, yeah, was huge,

2363
02:36:26.639 --> 02:36:30.680
Like that's that's the size of Belarion, the Black Dread, the one that

2364
02:36:30.760 --> 02:36:33.319
they keep mentioning in the Legends of
how big it was. But they also

2365
02:36:33.360 --> 02:36:37.959
said it was big enough that it's
shadow of covered towns. That's when they

2366
02:36:37.959 --> 02:36:39.959
show it's a game of thrown dragons. Where did this come from? It's

2367
02:36:41.000 --> 02:36:43.200
this the we just pulled up the
ratio of the dragons. It was.

2368
02:36:43.000 --> 02:36:45.959
That's like when you see like when
they go like, oh, look at

2369
02:36:46.000 --> 02:36:48.159
the planets in the Solar System and
then it just shows like the Earth and

2370
02:36:48.200 --> 02:36:52.520
shows like that stresses me out when
I see that dog, I'm like,

2371
02:36:52.040 --> 02:36:56.120
you put a bunch of Earth's in
just the red spot of Jupiter. That's

2372
02:36:56.159 --> 02:36:58.680
so crazy. And then there's like
it's like there's like three hundred jupiters or

2373
02:36:58.680 --> 02:37:01.440
probably more. There might be three
thousands to Sun or something like that.

2374
02:37:01.760 --> 02:37:07.239
I forget, but it's three.
You can actually put forty nine Rhode Islands

2375
02:37:07.319 --> 02:37:11.520
in burbank. Know you what are
you talking about? What are you talking

2376
02:37:11.520 --> 02:37:16.280
about? I'm talking about Rhode Island. You're wrong, I'm right Rhode Island.

2377
02:37:16.200 --> 02:37:20.959
Rhode Island is like as big as
a school or something. Rhode Island

2378
02:37:22.079 --> 02:37:26.840
is exactly er point eight acres.
The idea of giving that that does not

2379
02:37:28.000 --> 02:37:31.120
be that small, like calling of
the state is crazy. Yeah, they're

2380
02:37:31.200 --> 02:37:35.200
just lazy. They're like the size
of maybe a middle school. They have

2381
02:37:35.319 --> 02:37:39.959
like one representative, Like what is
their situation? You ge't like just they

2382
02:37:39.040 --> 02:37:41.959
probably have a very few. Yeah. I never hear about them during the

2383
02:37:43.040 --> 02:37:45.319
lifetime. That's how small they are. They must be. I never hear

2384
02:37:45.360 --> 02:37:48.840
about them that they're a state.
Seriously, if it wasn't for family guy

2385
02:37:48.920 --> 02:37:56.000
man that is, Druid Island would
have a rough right. Yeah, cool,

2386
02:37:56.200 --> 02:38:03.360
I forgot, hog go hog Rhode
Island, right, baby? Which

2387
02:38:03.440 --> 02:38:05.799
seems to do? Is that where
he's from? You see? Now,

2388
02:38:05.959 --> 02:38:11.879
I don't know where from think it's
from New York. Actually I don't know

2389
02:38:13.760 --> 02:38:20.760
fashion values of which we used to
live. You know, I didn't know

2390
02:38:20.959 --> 02:38:26.479
until I saw a subtitle. I
didn't know they were saying lucky. I

2391
02:38:26.600 --> 02:38:28.079
had no idea what the fuck they
were saying, just listening to it by

2392
02:38:28.159 --> 02:38:31.440
ears. Oh, I kind of
I knew it was me and the family

2393
02:38:31.680 --> 02:38:35.559
guy. I mean, what is
he saying? I knew what it was.

2394
02:38:37.079 --> 02:38:39.239
It's funny you say that, because
there's some songs that I listened to

2395
02:38:39.280 --> 02:38:41.159
where I listened. I listened to
it over and over again. I'm like,

2396
02:38:41.200 --> 02:38:43.920
I have no idea what the he's
saying. And then everybody else understands

2397
02:38:43.959 --> 02:38:46.920
and like, how do you?
That was me. One of my favorite

2398
02:38:46.959 --> 02:38:48.239
bands, Jungle, I had no
quote they were listening, they where they

2399
02:38:48.239 --> 02:38:52.440
were saying. And then I've read
the lyrics of one of their songs,

2400
02:38:52.479 --> 02:38:56.440
and all of their songs started like
being decipherable for me. I'm like,

2401
02:38:56.559 --> 02:39:03.639
wow, interesting, Oh he's from
Connecticut. It that's why I was almost

2402
02:39:03.680 --> 02:39:05.280
on that plane, the nine to
eleven plight. He was. Yeah,

2403
02:39:05.280 --> 02:39:09.280
actually that's a real story, actually
for real, Like he was supposed to

2404
02:39:09.280 --> 02:39:11.719
be on one of the flights and
then he just was he was hungover or

2405
02:39:11.760 --> 02:39:16.319
something and so he couldn't make So
we have an alternate reality where something Farland

2406
02:39:16.399 --> 02:39:18.920
is dead in nine to eleven and
we just don't know my family. It's

2407
02:39:18.920 --> 02:39:22.360
sounds crazy about that time. And
I died in nine eleven. Law wish

2408
02:39:22.639 --> 02:39:28.120
I almost happened, lawishlowish plowish that
I had that joke where he like,

2409
02:39:28.520 --> 02:39:31.399
they go to fucking ground zero and
they're like, wow, so this is

2410
02:39:31.440 --> 02:39:39.120
where the first guy got It's it's
so stupid's dumb, dumb. I love

2411
02:39:39.159 --> 02:39:45.719
it. Uh, what are we
at? What the fuck is this?

2412
02:39:46.239 --> 02:39:50.399
Vaughan of the dead. Do you
know what this spells? Gotti? Uh

2413
02:39:50.559 --> 02:39:54.280
gently used anal beat emporium Round Eyed
Asians, Slenderman's pant sexual brother. I

2414
02:39:54.440 --> 02:39:58.280
like every gender man call me Jared
Fogger. The way I lose this weight

2415
02:39:58.360 --> 02:40:03.639
Phatic Baldwin and the the Comitan waved
guns in the finale of Fresh Fresh Penis

2416
02:40:03.719 --> 02:40:11.200
with ball hair Fresh Penis Hair.
It is so much of a stretch,

2417
02:40:11.239 --> 02:40:18.920
it's crazy. Who the hell would
miss Blair White canonically banging Alex Jones.

2418
02:40:20.040 --> 02:40:28.000
I mean that definitely happened. Okam's
razor and you know, yeah, I'm

2419
02:40:28.000 --> 02:40:31.920
a lady Penis. We are in
a battle between good evil, good evil

2420
02:40:33.000 --> 02:40:39.879
and women's phoenis. And I am
losing that battle for everything, everything is

2421
02:40:39.920 --> 02:40:41.799
taking. I lose that battle every
day. I lose that battle every day.

2422
02:40:46.200 --> 02:40:50.239
You got the gut guck. In
fact, I had the me too.

2423
02:40:50.559 --> 02:40:56.280
I can't stop throating. You ever
see a video of me throating?

2424
02:40:56.319 --> 02:40:58.879
It was staged. I couldn't believe
it was nine inches soft. That's a

2425
02:41:00.079 --> 02:41:07.760
fucking what that is insane? Google
and read about the Charlie Brown comics are

2426
02:41:07.799 --> 02:41:15.319
from November sixth All four Femboy Sourn
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2427
02:41:15.399 --> 02:41:22.360
vidality made with transgender seamen. I
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2428
02:41:22.399 --> 02:41:33.319
the out words using coum for the
counter blackface cosplay death. So death is

2429
02:41:33.360 --> 02:41:37.200
this is a patron of I was
nice. Death seventeen seventy six is the

2430
02:41:37.239 --> 02:41:43.280
amount of penises I've taken. Jesus
fucking Christ, bro, that's a lot

2431
02:41:43.360 --> 02:41:48.600
of dad. It's like the person
that's fucked the most people on its cone.

2432
02:41:50.360 --> 02:41:54.120
I don't think objectively. I think
so actually objectively, like scientifically,

2433
02:41:54.120 --> 02:41:58.280
you could probably like make that case
on horseback. I mean he must have

2434
02:41:58.479 --> 02:42:03.760
right horse. The horse turn out
story. Definitely, I mean he's people

2435
02:42:03.760 --> 02:42:07.440
back. There are definitely horses,
the horses for sure. Horse. I

2436
02:42:07.520 --> 02:42:13.920
mean that poor genghis. Yeah,
you know they actually do you know Ganghiskans

2437
02:42:13.520 --> 02:42:24.040
nickname what mister Hands, farewell brother, farewell brother, big Meat, the

2438
02:42:24.079 --> 02:42:26.920
stinks, the world's Jack, the
world's fastest Maori roasted maple neck supremacy,

2439
02:42:28.280 --> 02:42:31.920
Andy, the man whose handies are
eightier and dandy, but not his hands,

2440
02:42:31.959 --> 02:42:35.000
the audience, not his dandy Ree
Tardy Oswald because as a moment,

2441
02:42:35.079 --> 02:42:39.639
you know, he dies. The
JFK was grown Tardy Oswald. I'm sorry

2442
02:42:39.719 --> 02:42:45.680
the grown I hate that ship did
I hate It's a death rattle. I

2443
02:42:45.760 --> 02:42:50.840
hate it. You're like, oh, he's out. He was. He

2444
02:42:50.959 --> 02:42:56.600
was actually an engineer, who's an
engineer. Engineer grew up a blueprint on

2445
02:42:56.639 --> 02:43:00.920
how it wouldn't it wouldn't fit in
there. He did it before it was.

2446
02:43:01.120 --> 02:43:03.680
It was more than one time,
so fucking like pro lapsed and measured

2447
02:43:03.760 --> 02:43:09.559
him. I've still never seen that
video. It is really sad. I've

2448
02:43:09.559 --> 02:43:13.520
seen it one time and I was
enough. No, it's way more sad.

2449
02:43:13.760 --> 02:43:20.200
Me pull up, mister hands.
We need another screen. Side from

2450
02:43:20.200 --> 02:43:24.479
everything, there's something audience, put
mister hands behind that Kingston's green screen there.

2451
02:43:24.559 --> 02:43:28.840
Yes, you know they're gonna do
that. Your mentions are going to

2452
02:43:28.879 --> 02:43:33.520
be great. You do not at
me or the snark tape at every single

2453
02:43:33.600 --> 02:43:41.399
one just at toompsing everybody at everybody
said, put mister hands on Twitter behind

2454
02:43:41.520 --> 02:43:46.399
Kingston begging for it not to happen. And at elon musk right now.

2455
02:43:46.559 --> 02:43:54.399
Oh my god, yeah, I
commanded that. That's that's happening. That's

2456
02:43:54.959 --> 02:43:58.920
bro. Thank you very much for
this. I come on, what was

2457
02:43:58.040 --> 02:44:01.200
that guy's named Kingston? It is
very funny. I want to make I

2458
02:44:01.239 --> 02:44:03.360
want to meet him. What an
edgelord? I love him. I want

2459
02:44:03.399 --> 02:44:05.639
to meet this I want to me. I want to meet this man immediately,

2460
02:44:05.920 --> 02:44:07.959
this man right now, and I
want to I want to kill him

2461
02:44:07.959 --> 02:44:13.799
by having him drive the cyber truck. Cyber truck literally just drive it.

2462
02:44:13.840 --> 02:44:16.440
You're gonna die. You are going
to die. That is a fact in

2463
02:44:16.479 --> 02:44:20.399
the neck first, and it's write
a sound humage medallion. Four thousand cyber

2464
02:44:20.440 --> 02:44:28.520
truck smoker and every single person has
died driving them. Every Sweeney's beard looks

2465
02:44:28.520 --> 02:44:33.239
sprayed on Sweeny. It makes my
solids, my snake solid, Sweeney looks

2466
02:44:33.239 --> 02:44:37.040
like he rolls around and carpet three
back to why is there so much anti

2467
02:44:37.280 --> 02:44:41.840
me rhetoric? Bro? Why is
what the fuck is the number? What

2468
02:44:41.879 --> 02:44:45.920
are you talking? What the fuck
are you looking at your fucking screen?

2469
02:44:46.000 --> 02:44:48.760
There's a number right by your finger. Oh yeah, I haven't gotten there

2470
02:44:48.840 --> 02:44:50.120
yet. I'm just saying. I
was just like, yes, I was

2471
02:44:50.159 --> 02:44:52.840
like, what the I don't know
what the fuck? I don't know what

2472
02:44:52.879 --> 02:44:56.920
to make of that. But this
is his social security number? Literally is

2473
02:44:56.079 --> 02:45:01.280
the same amount? Is it is
the I mean, I'm just already we're

2474
02:45:01.399 --> 02:45:03.559
financially abligated to read this. I
mean, technically, you're right. I

2475
02:45:03.600 --> 02:45:05.840
mean I guess anything that social security
number though, I mean you can just

2476
02:45:05.879 --> 02:45:11.040
make sure that that's a good point. Yeah, Swen, make solid six

2477
02:45:11.600 --> 02:45:15.360
six nine. So many men wish
death upon Trump? Blood my ear,

2478
02:45:15.719 --> 02:45:20.040
blood of my ear, the sex
serve around me? Human? Uh sucking

2479
02:45:20.079 --> 02:45:24.040
on miss Rogers twelve inch cock seven
six one six seven seven six oh one.

2480
02:45:24.840 --> 02:45:28.680
Uh. Ben Shapiro moans when his
finger goes through the toilet paper.

2481
02:45:28.799 --> 02:45:33.079
Mister pants, Swen, what's your
favorite magic cards? And commander to play?

2482
02:45:33.159 --> 02:45:35.600
You answered this? I'm not gonna. I like you to say anything.

2483
02:45:37.120 --> 02:45:41.159
Ball of the First Sin cardboard Pie
spumafutters Linkara pulling out his trusty magic

2484
02:45:41.159 --> 02:45:45.280
gun at the Trump rally. Jolly
old dipshit. They tried to make me

2485
02:45:45.360 --> 02:45:48.680
go retar good good. They tried
to make me go to retard, But

2486
02:45:48.760 --> 02:45:56.520
I said, nor ner Uh stupid, really looking and really mean, uh

2487
02:45:56.799 --> 02:46:07.040
made, But I said no,
no, no, Oh, my fucking

2488
02:46:07.159 --> 02:46:13.159
christ. May I low dripps fire
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2489
02:46:13.200 --> 02:46:16.639
Speed up, fuck me last,
uh fucking fast, Load me up

2490
02:46:16.639 --> 02:46:18.000
with com so I fill the glass. Hurry up, boy, I don't

2491
02:46:18.000 --> 02:46:20.360
need no sass. Now, speed
up, Fuck my ass, Fuck my

2492
02:46:20.440 --> 02:46:26.200
ass. Snake saves the kids from
the transagenda featuring Revolver, Rittenhouse and the

2493
02:46:26.239 --> 02:46:33.079
bud Light Factory Hunter Dubois Moonlight Great
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2494
02:46:33.200 --> 02:46:50.000
man fucker. Uh sweet dome What
sweet dome? Alaban Ala man butt?

2495
02:46:50.799 --> 02:47:00.840
Sweet dom Ala man butt? Where
the guys fuck dudes? Sweet home?

2496
02:47:01.559 --> 02:47:07.959
All a man, but mama,
I'm coming on A dude sounds great?

2497
02:47:07.440 --> 02:47:13.719
Sweet home? Moel the man?
What is it? The man? But

2498
02:47:16.639 --> 02:47:20.840
ere I be fucking dude. Lily's
as Vegus binging Busier. You must go

2499
02:47:20.879 --> 02:47:24.079
to the bodacasis. The moves like
grew tits and guess I'm a woman.

2500
02:47:24.120 --> 02:47:26.000
Now we are on for the exaggerated. To help me, I'm stuck in

2501
02:47:26.079 --> 02:47:28.840
a well. Would you be okay
if Marvel made black panther white? I

2502
02:47:28.959 --> 02:47:33.319
don't understand why a guy who's doing
gurgles semen all day, They say,

2503
02:47:33.399 --> 02:47:37.600
because that's gay. But that's gay. No, it's it's fine. Uh.

2504
02:47:37.719 --> 02:47:39.840
She pipping on my Pippa, coming
on coming in the name of el

2505
02:47:39.959 --> 02:47:45.280
chris esputo U No way, I'm
hanging out with a couple of gooners.

2506
02:47:45.840 --> 02:47:48.840
Uh, insisting that Brile is a
stand up guy. Motherfucker went from sketch

2507
02:47:48.879 --> 02:47:52.840
to Catch Real Quick just a hard
r. I fall asleep to N word

2508
02:47:52.879 --> 02:47:58.680
compilations, Gordon Ramsay's Lobster bisc Victim
Memorial Fund. That ten second clip of

2509
02:47:58.719 --> 02:48:01.040
Meek Mill telling the rock to get
up has had me laughing for a fucking

2510
02:48:01.120 --> 02:48:03.799
month now, and I hate it. Uh. Transformed gremlin exposing people with

2511
02:48:03.920 --> 02:48:07.440
like those intelligh and niney million rots, the visimodation USh Crack, The Canadian

2512
02:48:07.600 --> 02:48:16.360
Ellie Ellie Ellie, Ellie, do
my taxes. It's your boy, Shawnee

2513
02:48:16.360 --> 02:48:20.520
deed. The term short king is
a force is a false motivational phrase created

2514
02:48:20.520 --> 02:48:26.840
by Big Short Uh hook up my
car battery to a dead hooker's Clinton clip

2515
02:48:26.920 --> 02:48:30.079
bling and nos ring, call her
Frankenstein's horror seller on eBay for a neat

2516
02:48:30.120 --> 02:48:33.959
five three x oh unbelievably sad that
Trump will shoot barely missed their mark and

2517
02:48:35.000 --> 02:48:39.840
grais his head. George Lucas firing
an RPG at the Goodyear Blimp because it

2518
02:48:39.959 --> 02:48:45.719
rhymes. I love the sparkles around
that sparkles around. It rhymes, it

2519
02:48:46.719 --> 02:48:54.000
rhymes. I think it just rhymes
really well. Nay more, rolling SpongeBob

2520
02:48:54.040 --> 02:48:56.319
up and using him as a fleshlight
and dumping him, dumping what's less of

2521
02:48:56.399 --> 02:48:58.920
him, left him in the chum
bucket, slurping stroke and smoking, joking

2522
02:48:58.920 --> 02:49:01.840
and moticicos going like this, uh
drip at mahe Lord of homeless trip gay

2523
02:49:01.920 --> 02:49:05.719
bill O'Reilly be like fuck it,
we'll do it, gay uh seal kfar.

2524
02:49:07.120 --> 02:49:11.959
But did you know the men I
blow make my ass become wide and

2525
02:49:11.079 --> 02:49:16.760
the gerbil inside can be seen.
Obi want to blow me Kremlin the Gremlin,

2526
02:49:16.799 --> 02:49:20.239
the Rotten Old Jimmy Dick Evil Swen
says, I love the gays.

2527
02:49:22.360 --> 02:49:26.879
Yes, that's what you said.
I'm gay. Yes, Tobey Maguire Spider

2528
02:49:26.959 --> 02:49:33.239
Man is older than me. When
I read that. When I read that,

2529
02:49:33.239 --> 02:49:35.479
I kind of got confused because it's
like, yeah, I mean he's

2530
02:49:35.520 --> 02:49:37.479
forty nine. It was my first
thought. I was like, oh,

2531
02:49:37.479 --> 02:49:41.200
wait, No. Then I thought, like the first I understand what you're

2532
02:49:41.200 --> 02:49:43.440
saying. Yeah, Uh, it's
not a Wawa, it's a convenience story.

2533
02:49:43.440 --> 02:49:48.120
You cant somebody that I used to
know tune some bussy, Oh,

2534
02:49:48.200 --> 02:49:54.360
some bussy that I used to know. Uh. Three. The Ppi Brothers

2535
02:49:54.799 --> 02:50:00.040
Game presents Seinfeld versus It'sways Sunny.
Two, Numanium of the Nightmare, and

2536
02:50:00.159 --> 02:50:03.879
Donk Doncerson listened to hit My g
Spot by Your Pretty hands down one of

2537
02:50:03.879 --> 02:50:05.239
the best original gay songs I've ever
heard. You got to pay the troussles

2538
02:50:05.239 --> 02:50:07.959
to get in the boys whole gaye
six. So let's think tweeting about how

2539
02:50:09.000 --> 02:50:11.559
the woke mob took over the military. Because he can't say slurs any more.

2540
02:50:11.600 --> 02:50:13.239
Pep in an earlier name. I
said, I was putting peep in

2541
02:50:13.239 --> 02:50:18.680
the beginning of every name just identified
as me good killer instinct announce her voice.

2542
02:50:18.719 --> 02:50:22.479
Supreme racism all also a good second
name for this podcast, Rip Rip

2543
02:50:22.600 --> 02:50:26.079
Roy Willim Johnson, nineteen eighty one
to two twenty four. I'm gay.

2544
02:50:26.399 --> 02:50:28.319
I'm in need of a guy.
If I don't see men, I'll die.

2545
02:50:28.719 --> 02:50:31.159
You can feel my behind, you
can till you can see my intestines.

2546
02:50:31.760 --> 02:50:37.200
Nice mebe fishy speaking incantations to the
pussy to call that spirit box doctor

2547
02:50:37.239 --> 02:50:41.319
kid inspect, I'll carpet mom the
gozlist for a quarter. John Strickland,

2548
02:50:41.399 --> 02:50:43.440
my partner snapped the chair legs off
my Chris brag and YouTube and then proceeded

2549
02:50:43.440 --> 02:50:48.079
to tear off my legs and self
defense Merks eighteen eighty nine. Fat ooh

2550
02:50:48.920 --> 02:50:56.959
fat dykes really just exist to Stonewall, they're hot friends. Facts. First

2551
02:50:56.959 --> 02:50:58.200
tis keep David, featuring the corpse
of the fool. They tried to kill

2552
02:50:58.239 --> 02:51:01.760
Trump with the Silver Book without it's
over bowls. The second sart to keep

2553
02:51:01.799 --> 02:51:05.159
David, featuring to being better than
the first Key David pre Roz. Somebody

2554
02:51:05.360 --> 02:51:07.159
once squared on my mother's ashes Blake
eight nine six fi it's been over year,

2555
02:51:07.159 --> 02:51:09.000
Mama j f is still missing at
this point. How many pieces do

2556
02:51:09.040 --> 02:51:11.440
you think she's in? Chris trying
to read like blah bla blah blah blah

2557
02:51:13.639 --> 02:51:16.399
crazy that start. I got that
surgery radium. Adrian Brody just looks that

2558
02:51:16.479 --> 02:51:20.840
way. Lastin Oionfield Trash Texas stateror
Salad Young Sheldon with two planes crashing onto

2559
02:51:20.879 --> 02:51:26.000
him, Sue Hulk, Uh tickle
my ass here is Nicky Ziggy ghost of

2560
02:51:26.079 --> 02:51:30.040
Jojo short shot, Shoden Freudian slip
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2561
02:51:30.040 --> 02:51:33.639
Derek duck Hunt, the vegan necromancer. I got consent Athery and Broderiane

2562
02:51:33.680 --> 02:51:35.760
Punter and Na from melfis one.
I busted my hands last week again,

2563
02:51:37.319 --> 02:51:43.280
but the doctor diss was too tempting. Uh to tempting and running out the

2564
02:51:43.680 --> 02:51:52.040
King of Haphazard. Thank you,
Laura, Nigga, Cyonara, good night,

2565
02:51:52.399 --> 02:51:56.639
It's over. Everything is fucking scary. I'm sure serious. The guys

2566
02:51:56.719 --> 02:52:01.639
vote and read politics read just read
stuff, read it read undo. It's

2567
02:52:01.719 --> 02:52:05.879
really crazy. Actually, seriously,
please please, I am not I'm not

2568
02:52:05.000 --> 02:52:09.520
a you know, an extreme person. It's pretty wild out there. Go

2569
02:52:09.600 --> 02:52:15.719
to political read where you fuck each
other and also review policy. Come on

2570
02:52:15.799 --> 02:52:20.479
an enemy, no review, review
review policy. Please please, You guys

2571
02:52:20.520 --> 02:52:22.600
have more power. You think you
can get out there and come on an

2572
02:52:22.719 --> 02:52:26.520
enemy right now, get out there
and come on your enemy as them.

2573
02:52:26.520 --> 02:52:31.280
If they're okay about it. If
they're not, convince them, convince them.

2574
02:52:33.120 --> 02:52:33.559
There we go.