Hey, look he's it. Hey, Look he's it. Hey, Look
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He's here, But should we should we explain the situation? Should wait till
he gets I think we should at least just give a little, just a
little, like a little Hey, he's gone, because he's taken mass of
l's he's yeah, he there's a lot, so he is unfortunately inhabiting a
brain space of intense incompetence along with somebody else. Yeah, now he look,
we record the show in person at my apartment in my office. And
so Derek he walks here and Kingston takes a lift, and I guess when
he got here, Kingston left his wallet in his lift, and so he
calls the left He goes, hey, my wallet in the lift. Can
you can you bring it back to me? And he goes, yeah,
I'll get it to you after I finish this draw, this this ride that
I have, and he's like, okay, cool. So then the lift
driver calls again and says, hey, I'm gonna drop it off on the
address on your ID in your wallet instead of you know where I dropped you
off where you clearly are. Yeah, fucking crazy. This guy made so
many assumptions that he made the assumption that oh, he's home, that this
this this ID is. People move all the time before they get new licenses,
Like he just assumed that everything was like, Okay, he's here,
clearly here, he clearly lives here. Everything's fine. That's just such a
like, I don't understand why you would just you know where you dropped this
guy off. It was one ride. Bro. You know, the only
time you do that is when say, for example, I've dropped my wallet
on the street before, yeah, and then oh there's an address here,
I'll he's take it here, because that's all I can do. Of course,
if you know where the person was. It really is it really is
a level of crazy, Like I honestly can't believe it. Like imagine,
imagine you're pulling out of a fucking grocery store like a parking lot. You
see a motherfucker drop his wallet and he just like oh oh, you know,
he drives off before you can get him, before you can hail him.
And then I would think the logical thing would be, okay, let
me just put it in the store because they're probably gonna come back to the
store. Instead, this motherfucker's like, oh, here's a dress. Let
me like, like, what are you doing? Dude? He's doing too
many steps. It is truly an insane here. He is the man of
the hour, he's back, has it going. Wait, so now he's
bringing it to you, So why wouldn't he do? What happened? Does
that the address immediately lifting? Okay? They don't linger I guess what he
said, Oh, so this guy isn't like he's probably not from here,
and he didn't know where he was. It was like you would be like
I was there, I was on that street. I'll just go back to
that street. I told him here, let's see if the story is not
over yet, but we'll see. So we were just explaining we kind of
told a little bit of the story up until the point where where do we
leave off? So we just left a venture. It's a bit of a
it's not a saga. Well, it is kind of a this is a
crazy amount of like, this is a crazy amount of negligence on both your
parts. It's like two. It's like two. It's like when when tow
when currents meet each other, there's a tornado. Because I gotta say this,
yeah, I think how this started was how he approached it at first,
because the first thing he did and he said, and I'll say it
was the first thing I said, like, we'll call the guy, yeah,
And then he was like, oh, I'm gonna call Lily first,
Like I think that makes more sense. And I was like that first thing.
I was like, well that it would already went down where I was
like, this is gonna not be good because the first thing you want to
do is call the guy be so he doesn't too far. He might be
able to just turn right around. Be like, oh shit, I'm still
right down the street. But you called Lily first, where I'm like,
first, I didn't know if I had to bottle with me in the first
place. That's why what it was a blank of my mind that you would
want to call the uber person first. Where you that person that's moving,
that's on the move, that Lily is not going anywhere. That's so like
the first thing, like I said, possibly this all could have been avoided,
And it was like, oh shit, I can just I can just
turn right around. I think that I find it's so funny, said like,
I just I just don't understand why I get the addresses deleted right,
But you know where like if you're if you're doing lyft, I feel like
you have some assumption of Like sometimes I dropped this guy off across from the
Trader Joe's on Alameda. He didn't go that far, that's the thing.
And I feel like, like, was he in San Diego? So here's
the thing. He's obviously really stupid. So that's the thing he's so he
needed to as soon as he probably turned off the street. It might have
well have been in another country. Yeah, it might have, because that's
how some people are have just been burned out. Honestly, I don't know
how long they're driving, but it's a good point. But dude, like,
it's so funny because Okay, so you call him or he calls,
I guess, like, I'm gonna drop it off at your what the address
is written on your on your fucking ID. Oh yeah, I got my
old id id's and I just fucking my old place from fucking Valencia. Yeah,
you thought it was the like well whatever, Yeah, I don't care.
You thought you thought it was the place prior, but it was two
places ago. So you tell like you're like, so you call your roommates
where you used to live, right with the people used to live, and
you thought it was at that place. You let him know, Hey,
well it's going to show up. Cool and then and I was like,
hey, but don't worry about it. You're scot free. When he when
he shows up and calls, the phone's dropping, the calls dropping, So
you guys are having miscommunication. You're like, Okay, let me just call
my friend to let him know that he's out there. And you mentioned the
street that it's on or the address, and you're like, wait, that's
not where they live. Chris says that. Chris says, that's where they
live. I know that I knew your address. You're all addressed better than
you did. Thought that was very amazing that that happens. It is a
series of miscommunications gone wrong to the umpteenth degree. Yeah, it's it's yeah,
it's that. That's why that doesn't happen. That's why. That's why
I don't wear loose loose shorts. Man, I can't do it. That's
the thing. That's what we were talking about. You should start Donald ducking.
What is that Donald ducking? That pants in it? I think it's
yeah, because you just a fanny pack and uh, no pants, and
it forces you to make sure you put your stuff in your fanny pack and
not be lazy to put stuff in your pocket and potentially lose it. Again.
That's high power. I think you have to do it. Now,
that's some high power ship. I'm not gonna do it, but I'll think
about. I think you pop three salis and then you Donald duck three and
one extend and just go out there and still even making product that pretty sure
it almost killed somebody. So they were like, we can't have these anymore.
There's no way that shit even worked, did it? I don't know,
man, I'd never use them, all of those. Uh they never
played a penis polls. I was like, this could be dangerous. There
was there was one other brand before them. I can't remember what it was
called, but it was there was a They had a guy named Smiling Bob.
He was like the mascot Smiling Bob like, and it would do like
these kind of innu window things or whatever. Damn Insight. I think it
was Insight. This is Bob. Bob is looking cool and with a call
to inside about natural mail enhancement, Bob is living large. In a few
short weeks, Bob has a big news spring of confidence. This is Bob.
Bob is playing well. That's because not long ago, Bob decided to
go big time. New clothes, new clubs, and a call to ensight
the effective, reliable way to natural mail enhancement. And in just a few
short weeks, Bob has a big news swing of confidence. I have no
idea, remember, damn it. It was before because there was extends was
the second one. Have you guys never used dick polls never? I've taken
one gas station pill one time I can remember specifically. I just want to
see how it went. Just curious about it. Yeah, so like it
was, It's exactly this is so it took too many though, this is
when I came back. Took more than a No, he just took one
rhinop pill. He's like, overport back to you. That's crazy. I
came back to California. I was living in Arizona at the time, and
I came back in twenty twelve, and uh that was when I got my
licens suspended because some bullshit, right, And then so when I came back,
I didn't have my car. Was actually taking a bus to go see
my girlfriend at the time, and uh so I took it like, you
know, thirty minutes before. You know, I was like by the time
I get there to kick in or whatever the fuck, and like the it
didn't kick in immediately at all. The it all it did was make me
hot, and it gave me this weird white after image. Shit. It
did not give me a hard penis. Maybe I performed better. I don't
know, but I was too distracted by the other effects you had to you
had fucking ethereal site for them. It's crazy. My friend did the same
thing, and he basically I think everybody. I imagine if you go on
Reddit or something, there will be people talking about that weird white after thing
you said, there's a lack of blood in your fucking head and how hard
your dick was paying attention, just scared thought you were dying. That was
probably like almost stroked out and ship and I just didn't know. Yeah,
it's so insane. That is so fucking great. You only do things like
that once though, right, you know what's funny, I'm afraid to take
psychedelics, but I was totally okay with trying dig pills. Well, I
mean that that makes sense. Psychedelics are like like people take those and they
have psychotic breaks, not most of them, but like enough of that.
It's it's like that same thing where it's like you hear about the worst ship,
so obviously you're going to be a little bit from smoking weed to taking
d MT immediately, Like what's the worst case scenario. What's the worst case
scenario for a dick pill? Well, yeah, I feel like there's probably
like just the just the unknowns of what is in that cocktail. I guess
it's really stupid. They sound like gas stages. It can't be that bad
for you. I feel those are not FDA approved at all. I have,
Yeah, I have definitely taken some things that were you know, mixed
in the same batch and they didn't clean them out well, and you know
you're getting like some of something else that you shouldn't be having. It's like
tainted supplements is such a it's a real thing, right, And like combat
sports people get popped for a they think they're cheating, but they're they're taking
stupid cheap stuff. They're they're trying to get around taking like the more expensive
stuff because a lot of them get paid dog shit. And then so they'll
get like the Chinese factories where they make everything in the same fucking bats and
and yeah, so you get you can pop for some type of open weeight
shit that you clearly never took. So yeah you got took, like you're
sure you might have, you just didn't know. Everybody say, I feel
like everybody's taking trace most things that most things, like I remember, like
a friend of mine failed to drug test because he had like he would eat
these poppy seed was too much. That's so trace them on the poppy seed
like opioids and poppy seeds, right or like sound like SINAI, But that's
so little. It's it's uh, it's it is enough to where it happens.
It's happened actually multiple times. It's like it's insane because it's like,
that's so because I've got drugssts and I eat poppy seed bagels all the time
and it never showed up. I don't think you eat them as much as
like say, I think there's this was a daily. This was like a
daily. This was like go to morning sandwich. It was like a poppy
seed like roll with like a bacinggg cheese ketchup salt pepper. And that was
like his which is fucking really good by the way, but you know,
so, I mean, I don't know it was it was enough for him
to get fucking dinged. But once he explained, it was like, guys,
it's I'm not I'm not going do I seem like I am Where do
you get those from? I actually just we were talking about this the other
day at my house me and Jojo, and I was so curious because I'm
like, how the fuck is like the whole process of even making heroin.
I was like, how the fun I know, there's the the plant.
What I was like, what plant it is? I've seen the little thing
and then it's like the white stuff comes out of it. I saw it.
So the funny thing is Jojo knew way more about it because since they're
a Second World country in Lithuania, a lot of farmers to make ends meat,
they they grow poppies too, you know. Yeah, so like a
lot of you'll see in a lot of poor countries they'll grow poppies to make
ends meat. Is a poppy actually, well so it's like that as a
as a it's a flower, like they have a like a reddish like a
light colored red flower. And then that they do it before it like blooms
and ship they it just you see it like it's green and has that little
bal bulb and so you if you cut it open, you see all that
green I mean, sorry, that white jizy ship. That's the how they
make it. And uh so you see the seeds when it blooms, they're
all like the little and I was like, Oh, this is crazy.
I've never seen that before. Yeah, I didn't know anything about I don't
think it's it's weird. I was so like painfully incurious about what a poppy
seed turned into. I just know that they were on my rolls, and
I was like, hmmm, that's it. Yeah. I just got curious
because Jojo she's currently she's job hunting, like she already secured a job,
but she's looking for like other opportunities to and so I was kind of like,
oh, he's finally here. It was a new saga, all right,
new chapter. You get abducted. Some fucking five two Asian man just
just throws you in the back of the car. It'd be really awkward if
he gave him no tip. That's yeah, that's the I feel like,
of course you have to because of all this shit, but you almost because
of just like the thought his thought process passses me off so much of like
why did you you couldn't have I feel like your first okay, oh the
address is deleted. Let me call the gun ask and ask, hey,
where are you? Yeah? Yeah, I don't know. It's look,
it's it's a lot, it's whatever. There's a lot of people. I've
noticed there's a lot of people that kind of just operate in a there's a
linear line of thinking, and they just kind of chug chug ford and they
don't ever like stop and like look around to think about other things. They
just kind of just go, oh, yeah, well, this is their
date. You have to think about it like a like a job in the
way that we used to have jobs, where like I would go to seers
and I would do my tasks, but I didn't fucking you know, I
was putting stickers up for like sales on the Allan wrenches, sales on this,
sales on that. If somebody came up to me and asked where the
Allan ches, well, I probably I don't know. It's in the tool
department somewhere. I'm not paying at ten. This is like I'm on autopilot
doing the thing that I need to do to survive. That's probably what this
is is. Like you know, you drive, you zone out. You
know, he's probably not pay that much attention. You're just like, oh,
destination here, destination. They're cool, do it. But still,
like, it is crazy to me that you would assume you would assume that
the because dude, my my, my ID still has like fucking it's like
eight addresses ago exactly, you know, like, what the hell exactly?
Mine mine right currently is Nevada. It's my Vegas address. It's my Nevada.
I d driver's license where my driver lift just be coming pretty soon,
Dude. I almost failed the written test out here, yeah, because it
became so the last time I took it was like twenty thirteen because when I
had to get my license back, all good, yeah, good, okay,
thanks, all right. I gave him my fifty dollars. That's way
too much. But yeah, but I was like, you, I'm sorry,
but I would give I would gave a twenty yeah, twenty fine.
I was like, I'm sorry about your day. Man, you were going
back and forth from me fifty dollars. If I probably already took three dollars
out of that, I would have yelled, I'm like, I'm gonna give
my money back. You fucking he would have Tokyo drag raced away from you.
Man that he would have gotten a Mario car, like skirted into his
car and got his car and left. Would you have done were say you
you meet up with the guy he's still in his car. He rolls down
the windows and you see in the back seat there's a girl tied up.
What do you do? It's none of my business. Can I have my
wallet? That is? Do you think of in your heart of hearts?
Would you just ignorely not? I'm like, what is going on? But
what is what is this? If you if if with it, if you
let him go, you're you're in trouble because you're the last person that he
had contact with. So it's like, yeah, you guys, and you
have all this money in your wallet. So he he Oh my god,
he leaves your wallet in there with her. Now you're implicated in it.
Yeah. Yeah. So for some reason, a girl is saying she's describing
me, and I'm like, no, I never saw you, Okay,
I would have callow black and fat. I would have dude. This really
reminds me of like there was I saw a video like on like a ring
camera. It was like a ring camera video that circulating around Twitter or some
guy who's like, hey, I found your wallet and I walked like twenty
minutes this way, so I found your address. Here it is and they're
talking to to the ring camera and he goes, and the person on the
ring camera was like, okay, thank you could just leave it there,
I'll come down and grab it. He was like, yeah, man,
I uh kind of walked twenty minutes, uh so, and I missed my
bus. So I'm just gonna take like a cool twenty out of here if
that's cool. And then she goes, what are you doing stop? Yeah,
in my mo, I was like, no, it's just a just
a twenty. I'll even leave, you know, I'll leave most of it.
I just need like a twenty, you know. It's like, yo,
it's fucking crazy. It's like, I mean I would do that too,
but the craziest way to rob somebody? Yeah, why would you tell
them? Like it? Just like you don't tell him. He thought he
was gonna get a reward. He was gonna go, he thought an award
in praise. Yeah, for being honest. He barely got anything, so
I'm getting something. See. The thing is he probably would have got something
until he insisted well no, no, no, he was just he just
like leave it there. You're like all right, cool, bye, that's
it. It was kind yeah, that's kind of what it was. She
already said, yeah, I'll leave it all right. Thanks. First of
all, you got to give somebody something. If they do something like that
for you, you got to give them. You gotta be okay, yeah,
because it's so easy not to do the exactly. That's a good point.
So yeah, I mean I still wouldn't reach in the wall and just
take havelf, but I get I have definitely when the Bronx found people's wallets
on the floor, seeing it had money, and I'm like, oh,
that's crazy, take like a hundred dollar bill and then it's clearly a drug
dealer dropped their wal while they were running from the cops. And I'm like,
dang, that's crazy. Look if there's if there's so much money in
there, yeah you don't you don't leave it to me. If there's like
six dollars, I'm like this this person, this person, yeah yeah.
If there's like way too much, whey, I'm like, all right,
okay, you're stupid. You clearly have enough money, like you have expendable
money to just take in your wallet. Happened in the Bronx all the time.
On a hundred seventy pret Why I used to right by where I grew
up, people would because I would run from the cops, right and they
would get rid of all the money and the ship they had. So you'd
find weed, you'd find whatever else on the crazy So people were just hunting.
They were just probably like like you know, like those old people have
the metal detectors on the beach exactly. So you find a wallet. Sometimes
there's the wallet here. You open a waile, it's way too much money
to be in there. You're like, that's awesome. I've had a couple
of u I saw a few hundreds and I was like, I'm just gonna
take one. That took one. But but at that time, I was
like eleven, So that was way too much money for eleven year old dude.
That is a crazy amount of I remember my first one hundred dollars bill
and how crazy that felt to get My mom wouldn't give me that all that
fucking money at once, Like I got it for like a like a like
a birthday, or it would be like a birthday like some like like your
family would like chip in or something, and you're like, yo, and
give me. You can hear that your parents give me my money. It's
my ship. I'd get money for my birthday and my grand would like give
me that. I hold on to it, and I'm like, Grandma,
give me my you were a boxer, you need that money. I'm like,
give it, Grandma, give my fucking money. That's not okay.
I wouldn't get My grandma has so many sons, you know how badly I
get my ass beat if I did that. It's so funny though, because
it's like that's the I feel like in my family, the grandmothers would do
the opposite. They would they would sneak you money so that your parents wouldn't.
My grandma was my grandma's my mom though. You know my grandma,
I didn't have that that cheap person. I don't have the barrier. I'd
have to burrier. It was like, I'm just raising this little motherfucking piece
of ship. This is like I got to discipline him. My grandma she
gave us like reasonable like little you know, dollars, five dollars here and
there. But no, there was never like all this money. She was
kind of she was a gambler. So she couldn't part with too much money
because I have to go hit the slot suit. She was. Yeah,
she had a problem from what she does. I think still for me.
The thing is that like I I never I rarely got what I wanted.
I always got what I needed. So that was the thing, right,
I was like, I always think it is like I always got I needed.
So at the end of the day, and I said, I'm not
that, I'm a grown ass man. I can't complain. So I'm like,
if I needed something, I got Like if I needed a pair of
shoes, I got If I needed new basketball shorts, I got them.
If I needed like something for like school or like for bettering me, I've
got it. But when I wanted to have to beg my heart out and
then she'd be like, I'll get this, but I'm not getting it for
your birthday, and it'd really be that I'd be like, well, get
somebody this game now, but I'm not getting anything for my birthday. So
brother would coming, I would get like a mule made for me, and
I'm like that's good enough. I guess. Yeah, I didn't get like
I got stuff, but it was more at the expense of me not getting
allowance, like say, if I wanted something extra, Yeah, I fucking
hated that though, because it wasn't like I would see some of my friends
and how much money they would get, because some of my friends they weren't
poor, and they were like, oh twenty bucks here this there, Like
I would get for until I had a job, I would get ten bucks
a week. So say if I wanted a gain, like mom, give
me a marble supers a street fighter and then okay, but you're not getting
allowance for a month, and I'm like, fuck, all right, I
really want it, Like okay, the food that the house is stocked with
food. I have everything I know, but I can't fucking go out and
get a bag of chips. I can't do anything. And so it was
annoying. I hated that trade off. But that's how I would would.
I would find so much money on the street man. Really, it really
is crazy. It is like you you would see some stuff like that too.
Even in Yonkers. You would see like, oh, there's a fucking
wallet. What's in here? Oh? Bags of powder? And I'm like,
come on, whatever is I don't care about that. Bills or you
know what. You know, what a common thing was was just dollar bills
like blowing. Like they would be like there would be one like blowing because
it's clearly fell out of somebody's hand. Yeah, you'd like people would chase.
I saw a guy dive into the street for a dollar ones and like
Jesus for a dollar people. People are struggling, people struggling. I was
going to church with my family and then like it was like a really windy
day and I saw this guy dive into traffic. If it was a hundred,
you know, there wasn't a hundred. For hundred, I would risk
it a little bit. I would risk it anymore. Hundred in the nineties
is that's not That's like it's like different. That's different. That's like your
rent is one hundred dollars. That's like three hundred hundred dollars right now.
Yeah, so insane. Listen like watching old sitcoms and they talk about,
like, my god, my apartment's fucking three hundred bucks a month. Yeah,
I think. I think my first apartment in seven such a fucking rep.
It was all in you till did you move out? Why would you
when you moved out there? Uh so what was I nineteen nineen, It
was like right right after school, so just a year after so I chilled
for a little bit. Did absolutely not do it? Was awesome. I
did absolutely nothing. That summer. I gained so much weight because when I
turned eighteen March of that year, when I graduated No. Six, I
started getting these checks of I think it was my dad's life insurance and uh
them immediately. Yeah, well when I turned eighteen, I didn't get it
because he died when I was four. So I got money. I was
withheld from you until you were until I was eighteen, and still I wasn't.
I wasn't ready for it. So I did get a car. Okay,
I got a car, but then everything else was my tank. When
gas was almost five bucks in six my tank was always full. We went
everywhere. I ate fucking. I usually would get these half order of Supernach
the super fries, but this time it was full orders all the time.
So it was like those are like about two. When you get that money
when you're a kid, When you get that first the money when you're a
kid, it's so responsible. I paid for a year at the gym instead
of just doing the you know, the month, month the month, I'm
like, fuck this month a month, ship go bro. I I wasted
most of that money by not I just paid for a year in full,
and I went probably I all, I injured myself a little bit too,
but I probably went three months out of the in total. You know,
I went and sparingly the thing, the same thing when I went to the
gym for the first time, Like, well for me, I'm just like,
I don't want to see that charge every month. I'd rather just have
like it. I'd rather just nowhere. I stand no local business work at.
When I started working at Duncan, that's when I first got like I
never was poorer, but that's when I first started getting my own money.
And you were around. Some of the times we would go, we would
just go anywhere. It'd be like, let's just go somewhere, and they're
like, all right, because we all we were all like we were like
I feel like I never went anywhere you were not. We weren't exactly affle
worryware, but but people people weren't exactly poor. You know, if we
weren't exactly poorpusely where I where my development was is people had money that lived
there. Yeah, it was like middle anywhere. It was like middle middle
class, lower middle class. It was like at the very middle points.
We would go anyway. We'd go to like fucking six flags we would go
to ride Playland, we would go to fucking Connecticut and just buy dumb shit.
I was buying weed out the ass, dude. It was insane.
I was like, oh, yeah, I'm not learning the value of money.
But it was fine. Yeah, and then I then I moved here,
and I was fucking destitute for like three years, three four years,
And it's just like, it's dude, it's it's just simply understanding how to
be able to spend in these money. My grandmother was trying to teach me
that, but I think I got a job before she could really hammered into
my mind. Mm, I should have paid rent at the house while I
lived with that man. That would have been a good idea. I think
that's a good understanding of it. But the thing is that when you make
your child paid rent, you have to respect their privacy also. Yeah,
and I didn't want to do that. My aunt did not want to My
rule. My rule was that I would pay rent kind of to myself,
Like when I was like staying home for a little bit, I was like,
I'm gonna I'm gonna spend the money that I would would spend on rent
and put it like in like a thing, you know what I mean.
M hmm, just because like why not, you know, it seems it
would benefit you greatly to do that, And I would actually recommend that most
people like who are living at home to do that. Like don't don't like
wish, don't take for granted the fact that, like you are, you
have a free basic you have a free ride basically, but also like save
that money, yeah, for good, good investment. I think I'm gonna
make my kid pay rent, but I'm gonna truly give them the freedom of
somebody at the time when when they get when they get a job after after
high school, oh, I guess they're still home like after high school.
After high school. My rules are going to be if a kid is like
if you have if you're out of high school and you're the first you get,
I would give you one year figure yourself out. I give you one
whole year for kids that you can do whatever you want. I want you
to go to college. And go to college. Well means if you want
to, you have to work or go to school. What if you find
out that when I'm sixteen years old, your kid actually hates you and once
to get emancipated. You thought everything was cool. I respect it. Man,
Yeah, okay, there was no you literally, there's no problems,
Like Dad, fuck you, like I pretended to love you this whole time.
I'm like, like, I've been a very like their father, like
very kind, very much of supporting. You've got of everything he has,
the PS ten or whatever the fuck is like, I'm a great father the
on paper likes other kids like, I don't know where that came from.
Dad's awesome. I don't know Dad. The brother is like I things seem
fine, Dad, you were great. I don't know what what's wrong with
him? I don't think I would make my kid pay rent. I would.
I would not necessarily, I would make them pay rent. But the
stipulation is like you will see this money. Oh no, yes, it's
this is like going into a thing. You have to pay this rent.
But it's but you would let him know or what Dad wants to do for
us, I don't know if I would let him know. I wouldn't let
him know. I don't know if I would let him KNOWICE want to do
it now? And I was like, no, dude, he gave us
a fucking house because that was your money, please, because he can be
making so much money from where we live, right, Yeah, you can
make a ton of fun. Like literally, if if I mean that,
maybe he could at least make probably double you can make. You can double
and a half, you can make two point five at least, yeah,
at least like maybe like close to close to two three bands we live all
right. One hundred percent of people think I understand what you think of how
studio costs. No, No, I under say, based on the metrics
of how fuck everything is. Yeah, but like I mean, is it
what I would I would if I was I paid no more than bands for
that place. If I was like looking to rent a place, I wouldn't
that's a that's like a that's like a fifteen to seventeen hundred dollars place.
I would say, it's in the back of somebody else's property and there's no
nice but it's the square feet that gets me. Yeah, I would be
like, all right, cool. So I was like in a just economy,
that would be like a seventeen seventeen fifty, you know what I mean,
based on how nice it is. But also like take it into kind
of this the square footage and the fact that it's on someone else's property in
the back where you have no privacy. Yeah, where they were like,
uh yeah, you know, if the next people that move in or whatever,
I'm sure you're Lily Lily's parents have spyglass check it out to make sure
they're not doing any weird shit, because you never know, I could,
I could never imagine. That's very Mexican, dude, right, Mexicans do
that ship all the time. I think they getting on their property and then
they get fucked over. They get into my mom's fucking gotten with her the
house that I grew up in. That that happened. Some people that the
whole thing was a cluster fucked like long story. You gotta do contract,
dude, you have to do a contract. It's so unfortunate, right because
yeah, but the rights, the renters rights in California stupid, crazy,
insane dude, even right now for me, I could fucking do squatters bullshits
of release if I wanted to, which is absolutely preposterous, but it's possible,
you know. And it feels bad because either like what happened is they
see other other downtrodden locking up people and they're like, I don't want to.
I want to help this person out because that's what my heart wanted me
to do. And I'm like, all right, cool, ill figure out
rich arrangments where you can live here. You have to pay rent X y
Z, and I'll give you a privacy you have used for the washing machine
all that stuff. I would do that for somebody. But then, because
the people being shitty in this world, the thing is, the thing is
very likely. The thing is that everybody is expecting someone to fuck them over,
so they because it is because it is. It's it is that the
world is that way. It's act like you know, if you don't eat
the dog, the dog's gonna eat you. You know. Unfortunately, it
just kind of is how it is, you know, and you're you're living.
It's like, well, if I can save money in this obviously unjust
economy, why would I not do that? Like, why wouldn't you do
that? I don't know, man, I just I don't. I'd be
insane not to. Quite frankly, people would be insane not to employs squatters
rights on people. Like it's I don't think this instinct is like you,
I don't know. I I'm also not doing terrible you know, I'm ignorant
to it. I'm not fucking downtrod and struggling and destute, so my brain
is not the same. I don't have kids as well that I have to
like hopefully protect, So that's why I'm like that. But it's just like,
dude, like, just come on, come on, dude, Like
what is going on with this same? Yeah, people suck whatever. I
want more money, though, give me more money. You guys figured out
whoever's listening figured out how to get us more. They give us more money
or make things less expensive. Yeah, yeah, I know that. You
guys got to make a change right now. You guys got to figure it
out right now. I'm not doing it. I wish it was just some
guy that we could threaten to make this. You know what I mean,
There is there is I mean there's let's let's get on there. There is
a couple of buble But there you got to you gotta be game. You
can't like, you can't be half involved in that. And they also,
you know they might they might. You know, some people are already working
on them, you know what I mean, Look, look working already.
We got we got one thing in the in the topics to talk about,
uh, and then we can move on to some questions from our lovely patrons
over at Patreon our comm slash snart tank. I guess this is kind of
where the show really begins. We used to have Mexican titty, Now we
have we have no his, only Mexican tits, no American cities anymore.
That was Shane Gillis Shane Gills on Kill Tony, and I don't think kill
Tony is very funny. I don't think it's kind of man most of the
time, but every single time shows up as what's that guy's name, the
tony guy, Hin Hinchcliffe. Yeah, I don't. I don't like him,
but I mean he I'm like mixed. I like him sometimes and then
other times I don't really care. To me, he just seems like the
most smug fucking person. I don't know. I think it works. Yeah,
I think it works for him. I don't think he's funny enough to
be that smug. I think that's the that's what makes it funny. That's
funny to me. That's interesting. Yeah, that's interesting. He gives he
gives a like did really well at that road? And then there's this laugh
that he does that. I can't stand. It's just his look. He
does this thing like we're his team kind of start perching Alec. Yeah,
like he's like like he's eating the crabby baggy, the little little yeah yea
yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the first thing I thought of when I
thought But yeah, that was a really funny the chain gills stuff. You
gonna get me, Jack doudge me. That Biden person was really good to
Actually, he was like he had like a really solid like that is how
he sounds. Actually that there's a point where it got out of hand.
It got like really wild. I was like, holy ship this is And
if I was in that, I'd be screaming. You see the guy with
the little hands. Yeah, And he was like he was literally like,
oh ship, let's reset. Let's anyway. That wasn't what I was gonna
talk about. Yeah, take as many shots at me, Jack, please,
somebody I need. He had this freak his face. Set me free,
Please set me free. Imagine at his next brisby take me home the
next round. I missed my mom so bad. I don't let me go
home. Don't nobody doing it to me? What's going on here? God?
They won't let me have alf they're would have to like do like deep
like deviated septum surgery or whatever that the pictures. Yeah, well you never
you never did anything. But it's getting annoying now with your not exactly,
I just like I find like I get these points where it's like it's kind
of like I never feel like even like when I'm breathing through my nose,
it's never like it never feels like correct. You know, you don't have
to be able to breath both your nostrils, you know that, right,
That's the thing we're talking about. What you're not supposed to be able to
usually one noch what's kind of always close with like somewhat closed. I've never
heard of that. It's the thing I think you're not us supposed to be
able to bathe through both ther nonchals. Some people can do it, like
I can most of the time, but sometimes but I can't. I can't
most of the time. This kind of thing, Okay, mostly like not
it's mostly you can take an air from one you're like I thought that was
a thing that you can take an air from like most usually more I'm one
notched away more than the other. For both the same as long as I'm
not congested. Really, yeah, sometimes most people can, I think,
like, well, people who don't have like, you know, nasal situations,
I don't think they're not. Like a lot of times I brought up
to the doctor like that's that's normal. You know. It's some times you
are you got one of those back alleys. Yeah, look, sometimes I
agree, but most of the time it shouldn't be the case. I think
probably like breaking my nose in the probably like made it a little bit worse
than it was before. Next to spleen. Just put it up my nose.
I'm like, please stop at please let us splin up your nose a
spleen. Do you know what a s plain is? Your spleen? I
forgot what it does. You're like a medical guy. Your spleen I think
helps you digest, like uh, I think just like fatty like fatty acid.
No shot, that's true. I think it does. I think it
does. I think I could be wrong, but I think you're lying.
I think you're an informant for big spleen. I'm not trying to I'm not
lying, but I'm I'm not lying purposely food I'm wrong. I could be
incorrect. I don't know. I know I thought the gallbladder did that,
like because I know it produces bile, and I thought the bile was to
help break down. There is the wishbone insign. The wishbone helps you help
you imagine. I couldn't. It's just stupid. It's the bone that allows
you to say, I wish if you didn't have that bone, if you
take that bone out of someone, they can no longer say those words.
It's the bone that causes you to sing Airplanes by Bob featuring Haley Williams,
and so it's like if you couldn't sing that song without it, it helps
you. It helps you fight off invading charms in your blood whatever, it
helps you little hull your blood at pretend that plane we got some we got
some news about uh use a wishbone written. Oh yeah the news. Yeah,
only only thirty seven minutes in. That's that's why I said, this
is kind of where the show begins. We're deally dialing around a little bit,
all right, just because that start was so crazy, like it was
really it was a pussy footage level of a fucking guy right now is gonna
crash through the ceiling. Just I fly uber plane. Now I's gonna be
a real thing. I would It's not you would never do that. You
would never do it. I would never do it, don't get me wrong.
Oh they do have Uber helicopter kind of that you can do that actually,
like I don't. I don't know if it's through lyft or uber or
something, but like you can get Like I remember seeing one of those options
when I was coming home from when I was flying into JFK and I landed
and there was like an option to take an uber or a taxi to to
a Grand Central or a fucking helicopter And I was like, what that makes
sense? Who the fuck is doing this? Motherfuckers? Yeah, to avoid
all that traffic. It wasn't even that expensive. Really, I thought about
it, but then I was like I don't want to. You know,
Kobe Bryant Y, you know it's crazy. You've been like a like you've
been a helicopter. The person they're like, I could just take I can
just fuck this up both of us right now. Well, like just just
hit there were in the car somebody and they're like annoying you and get just
like I can just jolt I think about it sometimes. I never do it,
but I think about it, Like we got the shooting rings just like
turn around. Why I don't go to shooting rings because of that, because
I feel like smart to avoid for that would be the unlucky person just that
one time some asshole comes around and and it gets you, Like they don't
get him before he gets you. You know, you're like all the bullets,
you take up all the bullets. No no, no, no,
Like you're the first target. He gets like maybe two people and you're the
first one. He's Like. I feel like I have the kind of luck.
I have such a backhanded luck where like I feel like if I was
at a shooting range, I would get shot that I would survive shot your
grades a little bit. No, it would be like my like I wouldn't
like I would get hit in the back or something and then I would be
paralyzed for like a year. Wo you know what I mean? But I
would I would eventually be able to walk, but like when I was able
to walk again, it would never be quite the same. Like that would
really that would make me so much more angry than just being paralyzed, because
at least I could get around like doing like crash team racing stuff, but
like the idea of just like oh man, I'm walking, but like at
like my eighty year old self, you know, nobility. That sucks.
Would you still would you still do the podcast? Or would you be selfish?
What do you mean? Would you still you? Would you be selfish?
Would you be selfish? And like stop doing this podcast because your life
was ruined? You're a kind, You're absolute. Why would you be selfish
anyway? Cody co you frying because you can't. I mean, I want
an iron lung and I'm breathing hard a fucking baby, I slapped. You're
still funny thinking, get up. We're just sitting on his bed while he's
doing the heavily Chris read the names that would be I'm sorry to any of
our listeners story in iron lore. Yeah, yeah, sorry you guys.
Man, that lung gets hot. You think we have any I think we
have any listens? In an Iron mask? What is it? What's an
iron mask? You know, like Leonardo DiCaprio, he was in that,
right, What's are you talking about? Man in the Iron Mask? The
Iron Mask? Yeah? Who's that? The superhero? You mean Iron Man?
No, the man in the Iron mask. You know the you know
the the Marvel spin the man in the Iron mask. Yeah, metal man,
look mask man, metal computer man, computer man in a racknet.
Lad would make fellow iraqne computer guy. It is Leo, It is Leo.
I'm right. No, but you've never heard of the actual many iron
masking. That is. I think I see the face. Let me see
the face. I think you're imagining. I thought you were just trying to
say iron Man and no, no, no no, So I understood that,
like, but I was like, oh, I wasn't sure if you
were leaning into the bit or if you hadn't like, actually, m F
doom. I've seen that before. I've seen the image before. But no,
that's a real thing. I actually don't remember like the backstory of that.
I just remember Leonardo DiCaprio bang in it and they like his ass or
something. I tell you something that feels like a movie from like a parallel
universe, because I have not not only have I never heard of that movie,
not only have I am I very familiar with the Leonardo DiCaprio and I've
never heard of this. I've never even seen that imagery anywhere. I mean
it's not I missed that entire my whole life coming across that. Do you
think they slipped through sometimes like this things from the like the alternate made up
place to se I think so, And it's like, what did that come
from? I think that's what a Mendela effect is. Seriously, I think
that's what happened with Cia. What happened? What'd she do? Exactly?
Like? Why is she? Aran? Like? Mother? Is this person?
I thought she makes some good music, though, I like she just
kind of came. She can't came on. She kind of came just like,
Okay, she did come out of nowhere. Unless I'm sure there's a
documentary that explains her. I don't even think she has a birthday. I
think like in the documentary, can you imagine there's no She's like Jesus man,
there's like no fucking record. Her ID just has her height on it
and that's it. Height, no age. I mean she is she still
doing ship? Because I've heard four years ago chandelier song and then the other
one like putting my armor on. Yeah, that's the chandelier one, she
said, and she vanished, She said, you fucking fifty, see you
later. I'm having that is impossible, dude. What I had DejaVu about
like I had daje I got my PS five about playing my PS five and
looking over at it and being like, this is not possible. This came
out I know what you mean. Yeah, and I hate that because I
get so stressed out. And I think that's obviously it's just my brain putting
together memories of like shambles that like I guess it's your brain sucking up,
which is like really distressing. Yeah, because like the fact that that can
happen, it's like, oh, I I know I've experienced this before,
but that can't be real. So like it's just like, oh, it's
just your brain. The human brain is not close to perfont what about the
phenomenon of And I imagine it's like, you know, it's like Doctor Strange
where he ran through every scenario. There's like one I this is my best
guess of like where people dream the future, but it's in like say,
not in very broad like a basic scenario of something happening, something very specific
happens, or like what the fuck I dreamed that? Because this has happened
to me, like like at least four or five times throughout my lifetime where
I'm like, I can't fucking believe this happened. I dream this, and
a very specific well I might have talked about on the podcast years ago,
like some girl was chasing me when I was in elementary school. She had
a yellow shirt on in my dream, chasing me around the classroom. And
then it fucking happened, this girl named Whitney wearing a yellow Boys and Girls
Club shirt chasing me around the classroom. I was like, what the fuck?
I was like this, I dreamed this, and I'm thinking, okay,
only explanation as an adult. I'm thinking, there are so many scenarios
going on in your dream and so many dreams you must eventually just landed on
something like that happening. You're You're just you grab pieces, you know when
you wake up every morning, your brain just grabs little pieces and the like,
this is your memories for today. I remember when I get the thing
that you try to remember the hardest are usually there, but there are Sometimes
I think of how many things have happened to you? You know, not
much, A couple of things, A couple of things. Due I remember
one time I was really fucking high. I remember I was really fucking high,
and you know when you go to pay and it's it like it's that
you have the dual stream, the viper the stream where like forks off.
It only happens to me when I have like right after I come that long
time, like when I have a little revenue left. Okay, So same
same, okay, So that's what happened really high. I remember I was
really high and I did this and I had the two streams. I was
like, I remember thought like, oh, this must be like another version
of myself is pissing at the same time. And then it made me laugh
so hard while I was pissing. I would tell you guys that I I
legitimately pissing in the middle of the night. One time, when I looked
at my dick, it was upside down? Was it like, what do
you mean? Like what are you talking at the top of My head was
fucking now not the top it was turned around one. I can't sanction this.
It woke me up, like I bet it's like I actually was scared
getting them and I was like, oh and it wasn't like it was like
it was like when you see that you just I'm tired. You still do
you think Americans? Yahn, that's so respectful your heritage, my grandma.
That's so wait anyway, that's kind of fire. That's kind of here,
redskin the drum, we love you, very funny jump. There was once
I want to hear this. That's my cousin. Listens to podcasts, listen
to run Runs with Scissors, Runs with scissors, Uh, runs with Runs
with Scissors and uh flirts with the underage Anyway, Cody, I have one
thing to say. We're never gonna get to this. That's whatever. I've
tried so hard, I got so far. Time where you were like your
your dick was upside down. There was one time. There was the one
time where like I was playing video games right and it was really late at
night, and I pissed myself, what do you need? What do you
what do you need? Like a like at the gate, like sitting there.
Yeah, why what do you mean? I was in the bathroom?
Dude, my eye twitch. You thought you were in the bathroom. You're
playing Assassin's Creed too. I must be in the bathroom. Let me pissed.
I'm kidding, I'm fucking kidding. But actual story lives to be bad
as it was. One time Lily had a dream where she did these the
bathroom. She was little, and she beated her mom and dad's bath and
dad's bedroom. She was like four. I mean, that's kind of the
normal way that it would happen that, But she was like so embarrassed,
and she just said she just stood there and cried about it. So she
added tears to the pint and she got beaten, sat beating savage. She
got beat They discovered this poor little kid. Her parents started watching UFC was
like brand nude, Like this is fucking awesome when it was anything, when
you could do any bullshit in it. That strangled over the blanket and dangled
her off the bridge by the way, But like that's crazy, that genuine
pissing yourself. I don't. I don't know if I can beat myself.
I think I've tried recently and I just can't do it. You've tried?
What are you why? Because I want to know if I could, if
I could make my brain be like do that? You can? I can't.
It's so easy? Wait? Why wait? Is it broken? Yes,
I have no reason to do it, but I could. What you're
saying, what you're saying is that you cannot piss on command, is what
you're saying. No, even when I have to pee, I'm like,
I'm gonna pee myself right now. I'd be funny. And I'm like,
I can't. My brain won't let me do that. My brain, you
won't let me remove that line. Should do it, not because you can't
do it because you but because you understand the value of that bit is so
low. It's not low. It's pretty funny. I did somebody pissing themselves.
Pretty funny. But it's funny. But like, it's not. You
have to deal with that. I want to do it. I think it'd
be funny. It's pissing yourself. It's hilarious. I bet you can do
it. If you drink a gallon of piss. Well, yeah, it'll
filter through immediately. Is this piss Put us in the piss container, then
you'll get the piss out. Put this in a piss container. Yeah,
any let's move on questions. Yeahs overdaddy, whatever. Yeah, Cody Cody
Co sucks. He's a f Cody Co was fucking tant emotion when she was
seventeen. Uh, Gabby, Hannah openly told Cody, Hey, she's seventeen,
and he was like and then proceeded the fuck her that and then they
fucked her. Yeah, I mean, hey, dude, Cody co has
always had given off kind of dickhettish energy. I've literally I have not seen
if I've seen any of his content. It was like somebody else you recently
said that, like you have no you're aware of who they are, but
you I can't remember who it was, but it was. I can't remember
what it was, but it same fucking ship where I if I've seen anything
of him, I couldn't tell you. I've laughed at this shit before.
I thought him and normal little together it was very funny. I think,
No, what's particularly funny. I've seen him and Miller's ship and Miller like
clips on like talking stuff. I've seen that, but uh, you know,
he fucking he did what he did what he he Look, man,
uh you get you can't you can't, well just come on, you're twenty
five. The biggest thing is like you were told so even like right,
there's no there's no suit of code it because you were told him because like
like it would have been like because I remember if somebody was giving the explanation
armor it was a Gabby or whoever it was was saying like, oh,
I understand that Janna looks older, so maybe you thought, but no,
like when I don't think anybody. Yeah, look, I don't think anybody
earnestly, Like if you're at like a party or at like a bar and
you make out with somebody who looks older without knowing, is really gonna give
really that much? Maybe some people will, but like, I mean,
that's an honest mistake, right, It's like, especially especially at a bar
with my family, Like a lot of people like get into bars without like
fake I shouldn't be there. That's fucked up. Yeah, and you're doing
that person for doing that right, for being the person to go in there
you know when you can't. But he was told explicitly, and it's like
corroborated by people who have no reason to corroborate really, so like it's definitely
true, and so it's just like you told him and he said, oh,
thank you for telling me, and then you went and fucking did it
anywhere. And dude, it's crazy. It's such a it's such a especially
especially in as you're on Internet. You're so personality. You're famous, Why
wouldn't you just be like, oh yeah, okay, thank you for thank
you for letting me know. That's not worth it. I'll go grab any
other legal thing I have. There's probably DMS up the ass of women that
want to bang me or so it's so that that's the thing that is so
I expect death. Remember when that what was the fuck that kid's name was?
It was a kid call me Carson? Yeah, what's happened with him?
I expect like when you look at that guy, though, wasn't it
that kind of Carson was? The girl was? The girl was seven seventeen,
he was like nineteen, she was, she was. The thing is
that I think he was freshly nineteen, and I think that's what a problem
came from. But but whatta you gotta move smarter. What I was getting
at is that when I when I see like, call me Carson as a
person, that if I when you look at that gentleman, no, you
know, no shade, but that is not a you know, he's not
a you know, he's not a handsome cat. Right. I'm trying to
say that without the without his clout, without his position. That's the only
reason he's like getting anything. And I expect people who don't listen listen,
and the people who don't normally talk to women or get women or something,
I expect them to do make mistakes like that. I expect them to be
like because now they have this this power and influence, so they're gonna make
stupid mistakes. I expect stupid shit like that happened. It's more forgivable for
me. And when a person that would because let's be real, that person
without the clout that he had, do you think he was getting see before
you never know, you never know. But the man no, no,
no, no, you never know. But at the same time would suggest
that he would be because like plenty of ugly people with no power get uh
not at that age, And you think we would be in the position where
in now where men are all fucking lonely and fucked up. I think that
we're true. Well, I agree, change the subject. I don't want
to talk about this. If you guys do that devil's advocation, it's not
devil's advocate. It's just like I know so many people who are not people
get pussy. Although there would be no ugly people on earth, of course,
I'm not talking about no ugly people. He's getting because we agree,
like, hey, we're talking about this normal thing. It's like, hey,
let me interject with some bullshit. And it's like that, you know
you don't need to do it, but I'm gonna do it anyway. It
would be if you were doing it for community purposes, I would play into
it. It's just like people just say this, let me just let me.
I just want to I just want to interject. And I'm like,
come, I I I pressure highlightly. I don't know, it's fantastic.
I just got my blood press shout out to you, dog. I got
my blood pressure checked because I don't give anybody my blood. Yeah, well,
I didn't give it one my blood. They took they checked my pressures,
Chris. They don't. They don't checked that. No, I don't.
You don't understand. I just don't give my blood to people. I
wouldn't. I've done like they. I've been to doctors. I say like,
we really should get you a blood test because you're looking real rough.
And I say, no, son, you're pretty sure you have polycythe and
then sucking the animal crossing of cancer guys meet Chris raygun. Pretty sure,
pretty sure? My doctor diagnosed me with the fucking poly gay. I don't
know. Should should I go fund me? Guys? What do you think?
Can you imagine if I like lied about being short the time for no
reason, I would respect that actually, because it's so unheard of. It's
such a like what you wanted people. I think hard mode. That's hard
mode we're talking about. Can I imagine they take your blood? Right,
take your blood you're like, put on a thing you're like and it's red
like blood. It's still red like blood, though there's no huge moment.
We've done this urine. There's no blood cells in here. Ms Jamieson.
We've we've we've analyzed your son's blood and it seems I've never seen anything like
this, But it's it's all urine, uh, every else of it.
Every not a hint of blood to be seen. Not a single hemoglobe,
not a single white blood steve, a single not a single no iron.
There's no there's nothing that isn't piss related in the sample of blood that we
took from your son's arms, effectively water. But this is just pissed the
government. Water is on its way. I never see him again. I'm
very start fucking government lass going to try That's that's what the Secret Service should
have the should have had a last It's just like whoa, and then someone
starts whipping him, like whipping the him. Wow, A very different situation,
Very different situations. Don't Why don't more assassins use bouncy bullets? How
so? Like, let me put it this way. It goes through someone's
head and then it bounces back around like the thread, like the thread inspected
thing that he throws the hunter, and it comes back to you and you
can throw it again. Well I was just thinking more like a thing that
bounces. But yes, yeah, like bouncy boun your head like rubber bullets,
but they're a little bit harder. I guess they're like they're real bullets
covered in in bounce. They're covered in bounced like the dryer sheets, the
bounce dry sheets. They smell really good. They're delectable. But was the
right word, Cody, know what you meant? But yeah, Cody co
this whole situation really like, so this thing really blew up? So can
I can I say this? Yeah? I don't know if this is necessarily
fair, but it is kind of how I feel where there's a lot of
people who right into the show or like they'll they'll they'll be in the in
the chat on Twitch whenever I'm live or whatever, and they'll ask like when's
the next guest? When's the next guest? Like who's gonna who else is
going to be on the show? And I agree, like I wanted,
I want guests to be on the show, but ship like this really fucking
makes it so sad, you know, because I'm always gonna if we have
somebody that we don't know very well, like we had I'm Alex, you
know what I mean, And I think, like, ah, great,
it's a little funny, right, But there is part of me that like
things like the reason I don't collide with people is for that reason where it
it's like I don't want to just don't want to fucking deal with like having
to answer for that. Do like imagine eying Noah Miller right now, Like
it's just that was your man, you know, you know what was your
man? You know what's interesting about that? Though guilty, it's not that
of a deal, I guess because it's still like it's not you, I
didn't do anything, but it's still annoying. I hear you, but I
think I think we're past that point now because if you notice all of the
shit that really has happened or anything that's getting exposed, was there's that like
moment around twenty sixteen, twenty seventeen, like people are getting exposed now,
but they were doing fucked up shit way back at that time. And I
feel like pretty much anything, especially the people that we're interested in, I
feel like everything's kind of the dust iss settled, is what I feel like.
Yeah, I guess so. I feel like the people that we like,
say the people that we've had on so far, Like like say we
had on Leon Lush, Yeah, uh, then see anything weird with him?
And then tomorrow tomorrow Leon wants your son is in fact an alien,
And I'm like, something that's your movie sucks. I mean, he he's
open about the weird, it's no big deal. Uh fucking Who the fuck
else was on the show? Me Kenyon Lyle? Yeah, Like these are
people that the same people again, I feel like that's like nervous. We
just keep having our same group of friends on. We would have little Meek
on here eight times and he'd be like honestly, I haven't really made anything
to I would get like Lyle, I'd get like Mick, like people people
that I like and trust and know like very well. Yeah, and I'm
sure like we'll have some people that we like that we don't know super well,
or like people that like, you know, kind of tendially, I
know, I do want like Jay Aubrey to be on the show at some
point. I want you had that line up actually, and then like the
scheduling got sucked up and they're just kind of like I would have. John
Jay is such a fucking analyst on anything he picked. Attention Aubrey, Jay,
I'm sorry you said, j. I swear to god, I actually
heard Jay Leno too, right, Yeah, yeah, it sounded like I
think you actually now I think about it. I gotta go back you're winning
back and listen to it for sure, going back, and it says j
Leno like stop you guys are you guys are waiting exactly? I heard that
anyway. Yeah, don't sleep with underage people. Just generally, like a
general rule of thumb, dude, as an adult, especially like especially like
you're you're twenty three and above, just stick to people who can drink legally
in the United States. I think there's like plenty, there's plenty of action
that you can find that is entirely ethical age. There's way there's almost too
much legal pussy out there there. Yeah, there's astonishing amount. It'd be
a lot easier, man, it'd be a lot easier, and there's way
more fun you can have by going to those twenty one and up places.
So that really helped. I've definitely like not gone to parties because it's just
like, oh, we're going to an eighteen up bar. It's like,
why the funk would I want to be in an eighteen up bar. I'm
thirty I went to Oh yeah, that that is strange saying when I twenty
four. I'm one of my one of my friends who was twenty two was
at UCSB and I went to a party there and I was like, these
are children. I could see it on them, and I was like,
yeah, I can't do this. Yeah, you can see it on some
of them, and then some of them look deceptively old. Yeah, So
it's just like, look, I can't be in here if you feel like
I'm ainger. That's the thing most most just make up makes people look older.
That is kind of the Yeah. So it's like then you imagine,
dude, imagine you like go home with somebody you're drunk, and then like
they take their fucking makeup off and they look at baby. It's like,
I'm all right, I'm sorry, I gotta kill you now, Like I
would rather kill you at my point at that point, I don't think I
could be like all right, all right, that's I can't excuse I would.
I think I would. I would heal myself like a banana, then
just bring the inside of myself out. They come back in a room and
they're holding a blanky and they're actually three tall because the cops. That's what
the cops would do if you like bottles made them taller. The cops like,
there's no fucking way you didn't know that. You can't just put make
about a baby. I'm exactly. I know I know who you are,
but I'm just like, if you try to defend yourselfing like, bro,
imagine I'm sitting here right, I wa wape the makeup off and I look
three. It would have freaked me out, But I don't want to be
whose baby is this? Is this actually Chris baby? Is this that's been
in personality? Like, was there ever a Chris Yeah? Because then I'm
like I'm scared, and I'm like, what is I don't want to annoy
you. I knew you longer wait three years, so I'm really confused at
that moment. That don't mean there would be a point at which the baby
subject, but you never know what what it is. You have to like
ask me questions that only I would know what sequentially up through the years until
like you know what I mean, it is still in New York. Oh
yeah, guys. I never you guys, just stop talking to me,
just like stop talking to me for some reason. I give you a call
and it's like, hey, man, I haven't talked to him in a
couple of years, but like, I hope you're doing well, Like I
just saw yesterdays, right, I don't know why did you just really?
God? My dream is to like give somebody like a slightly too high dose
of shrooms and pull something like that off on them. I don't, like
I really love psychologically uh torturing people. I think you know this guy,
I've always wanted to, like someone who's deeply religious, wanted to like do
some devil ship. You know, I've always wanted to do something like that
because they believe it. They'll believe you're like possessed or somebody. You guys
want to torture. That's just funny, because like, do you remember I
was just funny. It's funny. It's funny. Come on, I want
to shoot Eric Canada someone's pants and then make them out the organic you funny,
it's funny. Come onwere's red now? It's funny. Open the door
and then get hit with an air cannon and then they hit the wall and
they're flat like a fucking cartoon. Like WI like that, and there's so
much viscla and blood on the water. I'm like, was it's fun Hey?
Hey, Brad? Is that did you like that? Hey? Brad,
it's funny when you are afraid of clowns, you wake them up in
the middle of the night with your friends dresses clowns like circus music in the
background. What do you mean? It's funny, It's funny. Come on,
what you do is you? You fucking you? You? You fucking
slap someone in the face really hard while they're sleeping and ride above, you
know, because they're gonna stand up. What you do is sleeping right,
and you fucking you you wake them up right, and then they wake up
you have a shotgun, no brow, shot gun in their mouth. Right,
You're like, I got you? Just do you do so much ship
like that? Your roommates just like stop it, bro, bro, stop
stop eat through it. Look at you next time. Bro. The idea
of just like somebody be walking into a room and just announces like I really
like this, I really like the psychologically torture people. And that's just me,
you know, it's just me living my authentic life, you know in
that home. Yeah, exactly like that, like a mute like muted but
like kind of like very serious. I would never hang out with somebody like
that problem making people's voices and then what I do is I mimic parents voices
and then I make I call their parrots and I'm like make It's like I'm
gonna be in a car crash and I'm about to die and I really fuck
up their knife. They feel better when my uncle's back inside the house afterwards.
Work. Yeah, somebody pissed me off on Twitter the other day,
so I like found videos of their of their voice, and like I trained
an Ai on it and then I used it to call their parents and tell
them that I'm sorry, I'm gonna kill myself. And then, you know,
this is what I like to do. You know, what do you
mean, what's the problem. I don't know, Like video like make people
like playing games like Kingdom Hearts specifically, I like how you guys are speaking
drag. I like, yes, yes, yes, I played Rome Total
War and they also this is to like I played Meeting Kingdom and that's right.
It's a lot of question. This is a totally real mobile game.
That is a real that is a real game. You know, how come
we haven't gotten any mobile game ads. Isn't that like the only thing that
like they'll sponsor anything. It's kind of weird. Yeah, well anything but
us anything, but that is very Chinese companies. B Yeah, they watched
one video and fucking screamed. Yeah that is fucking oh too much. I'm
gonna go already, did you already? You already put your foot in that
me that yesterday with the the I went to the colonoscopy center today this morning
and it's it's in Koreatown. Oh wow, man, came from town.
Yeah, damn. It was about early. Then I didn't know it was
uh yeah, I got up. I'm a fucking idiot. I went to
sleep at like five, dude, yeah, and then I woke something more.
I got like two and a half hours to sleep, went to the
thing, slept for like maybe I got When I got home, I slept
for twenty minutes and came but anyway, then I came and then I got
here. Then I got I came down. Then I got in a car
and gaes, I'm actually that's actually true, that's actually one thousand percent.
I'm not even front of anyway. At home, I beat my deck and
insanely I got I got a anyway. Yeah. I didn't know it was
gonna be in Kreatown. I didn't know. And I was walking to the
colds all said. I was like, oh, there's just nothing but Craig
calligraphy everywhere. And then I felt so out of place, like I've never
felt more out of place. I'm in the it's all like a physician center
with a bunch of stuff, and went to the g I place and it's
just I'm like everyone's looking at me, like when I did you? Oh
yeah. Whenever I walked around, I see them like, they literally move
aside. They move aside. They grabbed their cars and the cars are like,
fuck, some piece of ship did that. When I parked at the
down No, it's at the la X went to go pick up Jojo and
I dropped my my ticket for the parking, I was like, oh,
ship, And then it went by this guy's car and and I was like
I looked at him and I was like, bro like, bro like,
come on, man, I love it, man, I love I love
people afraid of me. Man, he's being careful, you know he did.
I mean, he is being careful. And it was actually would you
would you be like, hey, yeah, honestly I do that to everybody
who approaches my car. My car is well, someone's approaching my They're just
walking past, and I'm just like, I just see legs coming. I'm
like, I hate that. I don't trust nobody. I almost feel like
jingling his fucking door just for doing that. There's so many videos for people
just being crazy for no reason. I'm just like, you're right, I
can't. I don't trust my fellow man at all. I always lock my
doors actually as soon as I get in the car, specifically from watching one
of those live pursuits because one of the guys that crashed his car got out
and immediately was trying to open other people's cars. And that was like,
oh fuck, no, no, no, no, no no, I
never want to get my situation crazy? Is that? Living in fish school
made me not like I used to not locking my doors? You got you
got it, and it's really bad. That's never never happened there. I
know that family that you know got burnt alive by the dad. Other than
that you have moved there, Like, oh wait, some dad burnt his
family alive. Well, where what the fun? And like in DP,
there's gotta be a pay what is double penetration? Touch his par his family
alive? About that far from where I'm where one of my friends lived.
I'd never heard about that serious about that. Sh I was like, oh,
this place is crazy. Somebody killed somebody on my block, so underwhelming.
This is crazy. Before that was in the Bronx. You never killed
families, but people people. I was in a small city in Connecticut one
time I went on tour and uh, they didn't have locks on the front
doors, and what are you talking about exactly that they didn't have where we
we got to stay with these guys. They had this cool there's this band
there. Hey, you guys can crash with us. You're not the sleep
in your van. And I was like, how do I lock the door?
Like there's no lock. I'm like, what the fuck are you talking
about? I was like, what do you mean the no lock? Oh?
Yeah, there's no there's no And they just didn't even dawn on them,
like kind of like why would you need a lock? They had a
well and stuff. It was just such a small it didn't seem like it
now. I don't remember how I got there specifically, because long ago I
would have locked my door if I had a house fifty miles away from people,
Like I don't you just what the fuck? Do it? Just do
it? Why not? The thing is that when you when you live fifty
miles away from somebody and your door's unlocked open by that person, that means
you're really serious. Thing, yeah, because they against what I'm saying.
It's like this like you have to kill somebody. Yeah, Like, well,
I gotta kill somebody right now because this person's in my home and that's
there's no this is a bear, which I see. That's what happened.
Bears open fucking doors in the house, fucking making a stirf frying like oh
start bad, I'll be doing like fifteen Oh sorry, oh yeah, take
your time. We don't see it to do. You're gonna you're gonna tell
them to leave, and I ain't gonna tell you know what you do.
That's what scares me so much, as like when whenever people like have bears
approaching their home, that door is not gonna keep that bear out, like
if it wants to get it, it'll get in if it wants to.
Yeah, So that's where you gotta like hope that the bears a little timid,
which a lot of times they are, particularly black bears. So you
just gotta like you kind of just gonna be like fuck out, fuck out,
and then it'll be good. I guess right like that, Oh go
ahead, No, I was just gonna move on a question, all right,
patriotic compas Stock Tank. Remember you can go there and ask us questions
and we read them on the show if they're really good, and if they're
not really good, we kill you. Yeah, it's kind of the penalty
for it if you if you give us a bad question, we personally come
to your dwelling space. We personally arrived. First, you zell us money
for the ticket to crazy sal us money for the ticket to get to your
house, and then we kill you. Yeah. Yeah, So we've lost
a lot of people that way. But you know, the families don't check
their numbers. Our numbers are dwindling, dwindling. But listen, once you
sign up to our patrood, to our patriot that's in the fine prints.
It actually would benefit us greatly to just kill our most It kind of would,
actually, wasn't it. Anyway, We love you, I mean,
you know, as reasonably as we can as people who don't know the word
love is not the right ways appreciate it. I really do appreciate all y'all
guys, because I'm like, this is this is our name, be real
for five seconds. This's my fucking job, and I'm like, holy shit,
this is what I've this is I've wanted to have a podcast of the
jobs. It's like twenty twelve. You're gay, It's awesome, born under
a pride flag, the gay dick and your eye wrote in what is that
you are asking the wrong? This is as new to me is Yeah,
yeah, it must be like a play on something. But like, these
people just don't give us any clues. Yeah, these fine people. I
love saying that I left how offensive it is. Even when it's like not
offensive, it's still you guys can't do it. Yeah, I've resisted so
many times this episode I forgot it was out of and fair. I'm a
little delirious, so I just kind of normal. Thoughts are not are fleeting
me. But now I want to like, now it's back. Now I
feel like, damn, what was it an hour? Fifteen people? I
want to keep reading for me? For is a b It's so funny you
keep reading for you know what a bunk of you? That was really sad?
All right, let's move this. This must be terrible. That doesn't
do born under the under a bread flake with a gag in your eyes,
says all up in their hose. Just wanted to say, you guys are
my favorite podcast and every upload from you guys makes my week a little bit
easier to bear. Hell, yeah, thank you appreciate it. Now that's
just happy ship out of the way with all three of you oiled up and
naked, who's winning the twerk off? I got it? Easy, Yeah,
probably easy? Can you work? Yeah? How do you know that
I'm gonna have some freak ship for a few years, bro, don't worry
about some serious freak ship. I don't know. Man, I feel like
I'll be getting pegged. Bro, his life is crazy. Well well,
well, I mean, oh, so you're you're doing the power bottom.
You're doing that power bottom sit so you actually know how to work it.
Okay. I feel my wife happy life. You know. Look, so
he probably would win. But I feel like if I had practice, So
if I had like a week practice, I think I would kill it.
A week of practice. Idea of Jojo walking in the living room is just
like he's like, oh, this is what black people are like, this
is what that's like. I guess this is okay. I guess this is
what I came here for. I can't get upset of that in his culture.
I can't. You think that's raist. I's got to be like,
good job, honey, good job, good on you. I think I
can. I think if I think I could, she probably think like,
oh so there's something to those covers you're doing. That's what probably what you
would ask that. She'd probably be like, oh so there actually is something
going on here. I don't I really don't know if Lily will be okay
if I was like a queer person. I don't know, Like, I
know, she's not big, she's not big at it, But I don't
know if she and she'd be able to be fine with knowing that, you
know, like, I don't think her heart would be okay with it.
She'd be like, I mean, she's just not com with dating a queer
person. I would expect to marry a queer. She says, I don't
want to live the rest of my life. Turns into she justly, but
she gets he's like, mustad like that. I didn't think i'd be living
with a queer. And then she stays that way, would you now?
Would you stay with her? Dutch Lily? Yeah, this is my wife,
Lily, This is my wife Dutch vanderlind This is my wife Vand give
me a little faith And I'm like, what the fuck? Little? What
did you become? Miss? I don't know? Not weird? Like the
wet you remember the wet Man man? I think I remember talking about it
was this voice I would do. It's not too dissimilar that actually it's sort
of the wet where he sounds like he thought, sounds like waters dripping from
a steeling I can't make that. Books that he wore, do you remember?
I think, like, do it the best that you can remember,
because it's kind of a weird voice that I don't. I don't even remember
like the intricacies of it, to be honest, I just remember that it
was very much like that was like it's like it just sounded very well,
wet water disgusting. Let's not do that. Let's not That's exactly it.
Why is it making me? Why is that making men? All right?
Dancing lavish and murder anyway? Yeah, it's someone who dances and piss does
lavish and he's skipping it. He's got his little he's got his feet out
to Oh my god, zen Neon wrote, and he says, hey,
eyes, ears and mouth. Do you guys ever find yourself wanting to go
back to quote unquote the good old days? If so, what slash when
is that? Ps? A wolf would draw in quarter ears before he could
get his gloves on. I don't know who's who. I don't remember what
ears ears in my mouth? Am I ears? Oh? I'm ears?
Probably because of my my ear lobes, Oh what am I? Then my
eyes because my I'm blind, I guess, and your mouth because what you
you read like a dragon is that it is that. I guess I'm mouth
because I don't know. I'm loud. I think just like like fucking in
a silent room, so without the noisegate. And sometimes I I mess up
the noise gate because it depends. It's it's a fixed one and I need
to adjust it. But sometimes you have dragon breath, bro. Yeah,
you're like, there's a there's like it sounds it sounds like an angry like
you know when they're in the cave, and like you're like and then all
of a sudden you hear it before you see the dragon up here, Like
you hear that, you hear it breathing, Like that's exactly. Like there's
there's a clip that I showed on Twitter. I think before or after the
doctor disrespects the stuff came out. I was talking about how like, I
mean, we're we're making an assumption here, but this is a pretty fair
assumption. I'm usually right about these things, like whatever, And in the
background you can hear kicks and like people were like yo, who's breathing And
I thought that it was the funniest I was laughing so hard. It's it's
tricky. It's tricky too. It's tricky to you because like say, so,
I I do two things. So first I do an always reduction of
just the the the audio noise, right, just get that out first,
and then I noisegate. But the problem is it's a little tricky because sometimes
you gotta find the sweet spot because if you cut out too much, there
are some words that are very low and they will get cut out. So
sometimes like actually, I remember how to redo the when we did the Halo
theme, Yeah, because it started off really low, so the noise get
cut out. The first part is like fuck, so I had to read
so how to redo it? And then so it's it's it's a very delicate
thing. And the problem is we're doing three hour shows. You can't fucking
sit and listen to every single thing. So I have to make my best
judgment and be like, Okay, sometimes things might slip in and out,
like say that you might hear some breathing. It's it's uh. There's people
that are better at editing probably have a better solution, but whatever, bro
is deep breathing into the mic, and this clip is crazy. I can
hear it live, I can book part in this and send it to hunt.
But I am so often casually correct about things that people are viscerally opposed
to me on. And then eventually I'll be like, yeah, I will
glute. I'll be like yeah, yeah, by breathing that hard, what's
going on? And I get excited. You're dragon edging so crazy. You
are a fucking dragon. So it's what you know, those times in the
in between, the periods of when this Sometimes it's so you don't catch yourself
because you're just paying attentional conversation, but then all of a sudden, you're
breathing through your mouth and you just it's not like a dragon. You you
there's so much oxygen being sucked. It's it's it's kind of a hard thing
to get used to. But like, like because you want to be up
to the mic at any moment, just to know that, like if you're
going to talk, you get to you can be heard like yeah, trying
to come. Yeah, Like I still kind of don't do this really like
I should. I should do it more, but like when I'm not talking
I move, I should move away, yeah, but like I usually the
best thing I try to do when I catch myself is I just moved my
head. Yeah, so like cause I don't. I don't breathe in my
mouth unless I'm completely stuffed up. But then like I'll try to move this
way. That's the guy from fucking Dead Space, the first one you find
that's in the corner, just like trying to make it. And I'm like,
oh man, man, I'm a plasma cut of your eyes. Bro.
I'm sorry, get out of here. You're done, Bro, You're
cooked. So I'm working on I'm playing all my games in order on Steam.
I'm in the I'm in the I'm in the seas right now. So
I try. I abandoned code vein. I just couldn't do it. It's
too anime, dude. It's Dark Souls anime like look was it was like
it was fun for like two seconds, but then and then like there's like
some hair is a hot spring and tow I'm like, what the fuck is
this? There's this chick that has huge tits that you first meet. I
was like, it's okay, that's kind of cool. That's crazy. How
much is this uh, probably not fucking cold vein code vein. Yeah,
and it's it's it's gotta be. It can't be more than whatever I bought
it for. It was less than ten dollars. There's so you get it.
You might want you might want to just go on YouTube just to see
it and then just be done with the fucking game. But her movies are
huge, and they have like the the slits through the like the shirt thing,
and I'm like, this is so fucking absurd. Her movies are movies
are really big. I was like, I don't like that. What are
you queer? What are you like movies? A couple of queers? Like
memories? You know memories. It starts like, goofy a little bit.
I'm a big fan of glass. Kidd. He fucked your mom, May
that's why you're half cow. Your mom's a cow man. Your mother is
a fat, stupid cow Max mom, You're a fucking beauty. What's his
neighbor's name, Pete, Peter Peter. This is Peterete the Paphile. Pete.
His name is Knowing, that's his name. His name is actually Pete
the Pedophile. His name is Pete the Pedificer. Bro Me and Peter are
goving gay sex. Now you'll go and Pete, I'm off to pedophile again.
Wow, stay away from Maxie, like you stay away from my son.
They're so pleasant about it. They have like that's just a normal fucking
neighborly relations. Not a chance, old goof Not you can't protect you from
fever. The pot window, Levitt, he's outside of back his window in
a he's in a tree. The tree branch breaks, he falls down,
he gets up, he runs away. Has come. That is a plot.
That is the plot of a Goofy movie. That's why he wants to
take him on vacation to get He's like, keep running the peat he's pots
him. Oh my god, he's like really like, he's really like Goofy
cannot accurately display his emotions, so he's really stressed out and really like on
edge about the fact that his neighbor is a deeply entrenched pedophile and he's just
trying to get his son away. But he can't. He can't sound serious,
which is not in his but but he is. You stay away from
my son. If you touch Maxy, I'll fucking skin you. Yeah,
whatever, Goofy, little bitch boy. You think a simple knife's gonna kill
me. Goof asked Max how he was on Stein's playing. I'm the first
name in the Black Book, Goof. I wrote the book. I wrote
the book. The book was in fact a gift from me. I cried
so hard when Epstein killed himself, crying holding a candlelight vichel in front of
a television set. Imagine see I imagine seeing a candilite Vigel for Epstein have
a heart attack. That's just not good. Oh God, what are we
going to do? Max? Someone should arrest him. No bull no bullshit,
no nothing. Just why has nobody called the police? The idea,
the idea of Donald speaking playing situation is so bad that he's like, guys,
I think, I think someone needs to do something about this. You're
just overreacting. We I just need to go fishing with my boy. And
then in the background, Max is fucking clawing, like trying to get away
from Pete. He's like trying to grab his ankles and ship. He's kicking
in the face, he's doing everything he can. He's eat saddle down,
leave my boy alone. Now, he's so you stay away from me,
like snap, you still with my fucking son. I'll kill you. That's
that's at the very end of the movie. That's like the last five minutes.
Yeah, because like the post credits, the part of the post credits
after those credits is peatures of again. He goes, seriously, stay away
will return? How then did we get here? I have no idea,
I have no idea. The good old days. That is a good old
days. I'm actually wearing a power Line shirt right now. Oh my god,
what the that is crazy. I don't know if that'll come out.
Oh yeah, that's wild. The way they did the voice power Line was
so horrible. Man, oh yeah they did. Yeah. Yeah. I
saw him doing a like probably performing to like ten people and like a convention.
The satisfying thing I've seen. He was so talented. They took his
knees too, I mean they didn't. They didn't all serious, they really
they really did a homosexual man, really powardly. Yeah. They took his
name to the Young Black the chariot, you know the chair how they put
the knee habits on the chariots? They you, what the fuck? Are
you? What the fuck? Yeah, the director of a goofy movie.
He was in a chariot like and gladiating how they put the knee caps on
him, kneecappers, and he fucking was like, oh, like a good
job, by the way, and then bow and they took. What happened
to him was very fucked up. But everything with him was very was very
wrong. Like what I'm gonna go crazy? You don't like news, you
don't like the news? What I can't what's wrong? What's wrong you have?
Probably with what happened with the fact problem with existence? Do we should
Alex dolda one day, let's start a line about we should, Yeah,
we should, we should do like a news report episode all about love that
This week, halle Berry assassinates I'm the leader of the who. I don't
know, the leader of the who? The who? Yeah, the band
are like the Grinch people, I don't know. He kills all of them.
How many Grinches per capita do you think in the United States exists?
Or like I don't. That's a whole like like like how many good capital
what? Like? Like I'm simply asking, it's a dangerous that's a because
that's because the Grinch is a pipeline question. What do you mean the bridges
of what you know that they're a who's no no, no, no,
no, see a grinch is a grinch no no no no no no no
no no grinch is a what I don't know, grinches of what? And
the who's or who's? Yeah, actually, is there a when that's now?
Is that? What? A when they go? Is now? Now?
Is now? Is the when? Who's before? It's still a win?
I guess a prehistoric who's a win? Maybe prehistoric? Who the when
have they explored that yet? Have they done? It's a whom fuck?
A whom the homes is a win. That's a little more proper. And
then a women, a woman who is a whore. You're really making sense
there, actually really making sense there. I really agree with that san Yak
was fake. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know what, I haven't
checked out yet him talking about uh yeah, I bet he believes it,
you know, like, I bet he doesn't think it's fucking staged. I'm
sure this is exactly what. Yeah, they they made them, but now
a bunch of redneck Oh no, I heard him talking about it. He
said that he said, they we're gonna like try and car bomb him or
send sharks after him or some ship like some crazy they were gonna try everything
they could to get him. Now, they were gonna like blow up his
elevator or something like crazy stuff. They're gonna they're gonna Bazooka sharks they got
they got the sharks filled Agent forty seven after him. There's gonna be We're
not gonna be able to stop him. We're gonna send the power ages after
him. The real the deep State sends the power Rangers to finish the job
with Trump. There was at a rally. You think you think, you
think that this is just you think this was Japanese media. They're desensitizing us.
I've seen them. Jason's actually pretty nice guy. They killed Wishbone.
The dog idea, the idea of Rita made him grow, and they killed
them. She was a really attractive woman. Dude. Oh man, I
want to sperm on her outside outside of all the whole getting. I want
to sprad sp it's a verb, outside of her. Get up a bad
bitch, sperb You look at you, He's sperm where they're where they're where
they're laying down, where Arthur is dying. It's completely coming. No,
you can see you can see nothing. Pants are like the West side of
translucid and then there's come falling out of his leg, come falling off the
leg. There's so much sperm on him. His shoes look like dipped and
glue. Let's say ruining that scene is so funny. So many people that
love that scene. That's so and then disc putting. Do you think like
you can see that scene again and take it? No? I cannot.
I can, I can the scene. I can't still the bad ending now
that's all you can do. I still can't. Like I can very much
say I was like there with Breaking Bad too, Like I can still watch
Breaking Bad and like completely like for whatever reason, yeah, I noticed it,
but it doesn't bother me. But like that scene might be just that
scene that seems too much for me. There's no way I'm not thinking about.
No, there's no way you do it anyway, So the good days
an I guess I'm glad he we never can fall off the cliff and the
oh we didn't even get to the question. He can't. He doesn't give
him the chance. The question is I hated that. Would you ever find
yourself wanting to go to the good old days? It's like, I guess
sometimes I reminisced sometimes, but I feel like I've I've grown so much in
the years of my like the years I've grown, big deal. So like,
I don't know, I appreciate the old times what they were. Yeah,
I mean, yeah, I don't know. I missed my grandma,
That's about it. I wish I just spent more time with my grandmother.
I feel that way. Sometimes it's more out of a curiosity standpoint for me,
because I just I understand that my memory is faulty, and so because
of that, I would be like, yeah, I remember that being cool,
but like I wonder, like I wonder what it would like. I
wish I could go back and view it through like a modern lens and just
see, like, oh, I wonder what that was actually like, because
I remember the Carvell down the street from my apartment was a pretty fun place
to go, and I went there in twenty sixteen and it was like completely
fucked. It looked like a fallout place like it looked like a fallout like
store fun that you would find like still a Carvel, though technically it was
still a Carvell and it was still operational. It was just like the wallpaper
was peeling off it was like stains all over the place, grimy as fuck.
There was like a fuck goes to the carvell anymore? Really, well,
it's it's not anymore, is it. I'm talking about the past?
Yeah, when it was when it was the fact there's an open car veel
there, it's crazy to me because who goes there. I mean, well,
I don't know, this is again, this is this is outdated in
of itself. This is twenty twenty four. The last time on there was
twenty sixteen, twenty fifteen. I have no idea if it's still there.
But that fuddy the will was fucking really good. But yeah, but I
was thinking about it. I was like, when I went there, I
was like, was it always this fucked or is this like a recent Like
that's kind of the thing. It's like, I'm I'm really curious about that,
and so like, yeah, I miss some of the old I miss
that stuff, and I would love to be able to like choose to revisit
it, but I wouldn't. I wouldn't necessarily want to go back and then
be forced to like live through the rest of it. I would do that.
Well, I mean, if you could keep your knowledge, I guess,
yeah, I wouldn't even tamper with things. I would just live through
it. Again, I'm like, it is pretty crazy, but you can
really help yourself tampering with stuff. Yeah, I would just know more,
that's it, and I think the knowing more. But I wouldn't already like
you would adjust some stuff, of course, I wouldn't. I would live
through things, but I wouldn't do I wouldn't touch outside of my life.
I would go back in time like I wouldn't touch lottery numbers. I wouldn't
like like big Point, I don't even know any of those. I wouldn't
do that. I'd just be like, I'm gonna be here now, that's
a bitcoin thing. I would totally do. I would funk. I would
fuck with little kids. I'm like, you understand the problems you're gonna.
You know, I'm gonna I'm gonna clip that clip that I'm gonna I'm gonna
edit the wind. I'm gonna edit the wind and fight me. Kid.
You understand, I understand. I know how to do an arm bar.
Child, he's trying to throw a punch, throw a punch at me,
and I'm gonna pop your arm out the fucking socket that's it, and I'm
gonna do that ship and all the fights I had the broad swore kids to
try to beat me up, I'm just gonna arm borrow them and not let
go. She just gonna let go. Like if you touched me, I'm
gonna take it out. I would go back in time. I would go
back in time. I would make Kingston white. That's so much further back
than you think. No, I'm gonna inject it with videlago or whatever,
with vilago, the viral version of it. Yeah, however, yeah,
when you get to the drugs star in the pill, I'd be so mad
if I if that happened, Oh man, that would be one of the
most controversial things that would be white the color of black men, like if
you can, yeah, like straight up just get rid of your and then
just be white. God damn. That would be so controversial because then you
would get to see all the people who would the real turncoats. Then you
would get to see truly like say, all those like grifters and all them,
you would know if they were real or would take Most of those motherfuckers
would be like, okay, so you actually want to be and we know
and then you'd know who's just like, oh no, I'm just like there
was that one guy he was like in the army. He was pretending to
be like, oh he was a black person, but he was actually a
Middle Eastern person. No, no, no, not that, not that.
What I was saying is there was a guy that went on like conservative
Fox News or some ship, this black dude, and he was like kind
of pretending to agree with them, and then like I think years later on
his YouTube channel, was like I was just just fucking grifting. He's like,
I was just doing it just because I wanted it was like an experiment
for that, and I was like, oh, that's crazy. He just
he he had like a whole like presentation of showing like what he was doing,
because they're just show you how easy it is if you, if you
want to do it. I would not become a white person. I think.
I think I'd like to be black. No. I yeah, you
say that now, because you've been doing you've been so yeah, so long.
I guess. But but what if what if here's the thing, what
if I went back in time I made you white somehow, like, don't
even think don't be a white person? Hold on, and then I let
that, What do you mean when I become a white person, you're born
white? Oh then I don't know about being a black person. But so
then, but you're still Kingston. You're You're the same you are. You
are promtive the verses you and the white version. He grows up, he's
like, twenty twenty nine. How old are you are you thirty? Racist?
And then you you meet each other. I put you in a room
with each other, black me and white black black you and white you.
What does white Kingston look like? I want hair fucking long, long on
capt Someone please draw that fucking someone white him. Yeah, don't use that
fucking ai ship because that shit sucks. That shit sucks. It's not good.
I don't know, man, somebody would be Would I be more visibly
hispanic? I guess. I don't know. Remember what when they did,
like Uncle Ruckus when he he was dreaming, and then like he was white
in heaven? You remember that ye in heaven he's like white, he's all
blonde and she has long like golden locks and ship. Uh so I imagine
you looking like that. That's why I want somebody to draw you either that
are all fiverorate fire real fast. So, but can you draw this guy
make him white? As I don't know what the fun I would if I
was like if they I went back in time and they just made me black.
Yeah, it's just very look like that sweaty guy that I just posted
on my story. Yes, I don't know why you boasted that. That
cracks me the funk up. I don't know what. It's some guy who's
like, he's like sleeping and he's sweating, and the whole joke is that,
like when you're at somebody's apartment and they're fucking sweating or ac is broken.
But the way he speaks is the way he speaks. Uh, na's
not funny. That's not funny. I follow him, he's I've watched him
of his other stuff. It's not it's not as funny that one killed me.
It's like, oh, you don't got no you gotta know it,
you got you don't got no ic? When are you gonna fix it?
When you fix it? They go like, it's not that bad. Yeah,
it's bad. It's that bad. Is that bad? He just seems
like it's so authentic, the weakness of it. He's authentically weak he's genuinely
out of liquid. I ain't say, oh, my friend had a new
baby. I really believe that though, like like I feel that, like
I've I've been in that situation so many times. When what have you been?
Like? Oh me? Probably Well that house game apartment, I lived
them before I moved with the guys. No, the apartment that Joe uh,
Jalen and whisk has one, the first one. That ship was unbearable
because I would turn the A C on at the end at night because I
was just like, listen, I'll cover you guy. I'll pay the electric
bill straight up because I cannot sleep in. You know what's crazy? You
know what I found out was really crazy. The vast maerjrait of money that
comes from turning on the AC. And the trick for AC is turning it
on. If you turn on, you leave it on a moderate temperature.
You don't pay that much for it. Yeah, it's the turning it on
and off. That's the hard part. Yeah, it's I feel like so
for years I was lied about that. So my thing is I feel like,
especially when it came to like my parents and stuff or like my mom,
I just feel like I was lied to in a sense that it's not
as expensive as they were making it out to be, like the way this
is how I found out, So my everything is expensive. Yeah, Still,
my friend would keep his in the in the summer. We go to
his house like almost every day, and he would keep the acy. It
was just a wall unit to keep it blasting his apartment all day. A
very big guy. And I was like, God, that must be a
fortune. He's like fucking like eighty bucks, eighty bucks a month, and
I was like, eighty dollars, that's it, like there was in summer.
I was like, that's not that much. And then so my bill
last month was actually about eighty something. It'll probably be a little bit more
because I got a portable ac into the into the room, so there's like
there's two things going on, so it's gonna be a little more. But
I'm like, as far as being completely comfortable in the summer, that is
well worth the extra money that you'd spend literally for me, the one I
have, the one to have in my house. You've probably seen the ones
that happen. They're like the they're the modern ones that are literally meant to
be energy, like energy sound okay, they're meant for that, and like,
at best, my my energy bill is maybe one hundred dollars. Ever
at like fast, yeah, mine might be like because my apartment's old and
insulated, Like I just got new windows. They put in new windows and
everything and that, and so now it's a little bit better. But I
would say maxim is probably one hundred and twenty bucks. Yeah, and that's
like between two people, Like that's like my mom, the fact that we
grew up with no fucking AC when I'm like, what the fuck you easily
got forty, I think it's it's is generally dismissinformation, mismationed. I was
given to them. Probably that like mom had to pay a bunch of money
if I do this because my grandmother in the Bronx, you didn't have AC,
but then we got central air. Central Air in general in Upstate is
like it's just a better way to have you. This better happened, like
AC unit. Sure obviously, yeah, it just cirched me through your house.
I would rather have that, but you know, yeah, but there's
like, dude, I remember in like the nineties early two thousands, my
parents had this old AC that was like had the wood paneling on it.
I had that in my room and that was the best air conditioner I have
ever experienced. Like that ship made it snow unit in a small room is
the same. Well, specifically my older ones, because the older ones were
just like we're just gonna make it fucking freezing. Like there was like no
there was no care at all. It wouldn't stop at sixty. It was
going like thirty. You could go like there wasn't even like numbers. It
was just cold. It was just off or cold. And I swear to
you like there were there are pears time I would walk into my room and
I think it would be like maybe like fifty degrees and it was amazing,
especially in the summertime. Dude, you just run into a cold room.
Oh my god. Yeah, after like it's sick because that's happening before deafinitely
went outside and played a bunch when I was fucking like younger, and then
I went inside outs and it's cold, and I got sick because I was
sweating so much and I was in a freezing room. That is a way
to get it. It's very true. I feel like my electrics like fucking
high, like the gym doing the gym. I mean, well, yeah,
well yeah, but it's not it's not as much as you think.
I think. I think we were very much. So have this idea like,
oh, we're using so much energy. It's like, well, I've
seen a shot up since I started doing Oh I'm sure. I mean it's
whatever, Like I'm sure it has Yeah, I don't. I don't even
look at it really at this point because it's just like you can write it
off for your I'm not going to. I can. But it's also like
I need my I don't know, I don't make bones about stuff that I
need to do, you know what I mean, if the lights need to
be here, so like whatever it is, like I'm yeah, it's expensive,
but like I mean so yeah, I'm I'm gonna not do it.
So who cares the same thing about like caring about like your fucking your gas
lots like whatever, I have to have to use it. It's yeah,
it's just and it's a little for to be comfortable, Like I don't.
I don't understand, Like I've lived with people where they oh it's it's one
hundred degrees now let's finally turn it on kind of a thing. And I'm
like why why did you? It's like, if you just don't fucking eat
fast food for the week, you'll cover that. It's like the entire sorry
for like the month. I mean, if you you would cover probably entire
summer's worth of AC. And we're talking people that are not destitute, people
that are like not really struggle. Obviously peop are struggling, really best situation,
and then I, Okay, that's understandable. But you know what's crazy
about that though, because like people that are in those uh, in those
situations, they they also they use a lot of their money irresponsibly in a
way that they're doing things like I'm gonna go Starbucks. I'm gonna go to
like the ship that they know they shouldn't be doing because I did it.
I when I was my warehouse job, making like what a nine bucks an
hours sit back in two thousand and seven, I at tackle Bell like fucking
at least three times a week, and like because I would go for lunch
or hit the lunch truck, I'm like, what if I would have made
my fucking meals? How much money would I just say? You know what
I mean, it's it's shit like that anyway, Uh, that dude.
I'm like, I'd just rather have whole cooked food way more often than not.
Yeah, it's number one. It's better obviously, and then you just
saves so much money. It's crazy. Splash, splash. I was gaping
his ass rod in very cool. Hey, cringe, gacum, some whack
guy and tops top, sweet cheeks, some whack guy. How dare you
nice? Yeah? Sweet cheeks? Yeah. Do you little freaks have any
interest in doing a separate show slash segment? Maybe just extra ammos dedicated to
politics. It's very interesting to hear you guys talk about Diane's sein find Science
Corpse and RFK Junior doing the reading for his audiobook. Reluctant to dive into
politics sometimes, I mean I'm reluctant to die into politics because I just don't
really spend time researching, and like I don't have like documents in front of
me, so I don't want to talk on ship over the documents. You
see his desk because it's like a bunch of papers, little more clear,
some of them shot up empty papers. I've seen him one of the desk
and I'm like, like, what papers there? My favorite thing is like
on the Johnson things like because it is real papers, but like he just
scribbles all. I know that on the most recent thing or one of the
more recent things that he is, like it's just covered in scribbled I think
I'm pretty sure there's a penis on it. It's the funniest thing it.
But yeah, I mean, I don't see a point in making a specific
show for it. Like we just dive into it whenever it's necessary or whenever
it's like funny or relevant and then we you know, right, I prefer
to make more jokes out of it, but like you know, sometimes you
got to talk about it. I can't avoid it. I think a political
conversation is very good. I think they're often actually they're useful. I think
I think they are. But the happens is that you're you guys, are
that's what you're talking. I'm not don't I don't know. I actually I'm
not. Well, I'm jaded in general. But as far as actually having
a political show, I've thought about it many times, but it was in
the same thing, in the same vein as who do I do it with?
It was basically that because you know, this show is like okay,
we got we have this show with this show is locked down. We have
our extra thing that I think that's cool. The only other thing I was
thinking of, like, oh well we fucking maybe will stream some every once
in a while. But like, as far as doing a political show that's
tied to this, I'm like, it didn't make sense. The thing about
political show is going tony people with different views, and that's the problem.
You don't I feel like I feel like for the best the best interaction,
I think it was terrible show, to be honest. Really yeah, I
think the thing is that the thing is that this is the thing. They
can't be like people that have like it. Can't be like a fucking Trumper
and like one of us, because that's just gonna that's gonna lead to nothing.
To me, it's it's somebody with like just like runatively conservative values that
isn't a psychopath. I just what I don't like say when I'm watching h
So this is what like the show I've been watched for it. Let's okay,
here we go reset. I watched. Uh, I've been listening to
this podcast Cognitive Dissonance since twenty twelve. Actually, Chris, you might have
seen one of the guys because he got into an argument with Sargon, and
like the first myth Con, it was the one before I went. It
was the one before there was a guy that got thrown out because he got
into an argument with Sargon. He was like, you're a fucking asshole or
this then, and I was like, I mean, yeah, I guess
so, but I was like crazy, I was like, I know this
guy he had a Sargon did a debate with this guy named Thomas Smith,
who's friends with those guys that I'm mentioning right now. He did uh,
he used to just read the Bible as a podcast. It was called Thomas
in the Bible, and then he did Thomas in the Quran. And so
he was kind of an asshole because you know, he was like one of
those SGW types. But I liked his content. And same thing with this
guy Tom and Cecil. These guys Tom and Cecil from a conn of Dissonance.
I like their show. They're very like minded with very little nuances.
One of them's more like, you know, angry and like kill them all
time thing. One of them's more reasonable, but they're very they cover things
very reasonable. They always cover the citations whenever they make a mistake they talk
about on the next show. I've been listening to them consistently, consistently since
twenty twelve, and I would love to do a show like that, just
feeling like a contribution. And the thing is, it's just like my problem
is, I didn't really I never really took advantage of networks and connections.
I'm very I'm very like, I don't. Yeah, I mean kind of
yeah. It's just one of those things where I just didn't take advantage of
Like, oh, I technically I'm acquainted with so many people, but I
never talk to them, right, And that's just like me being stupid.
Technically, because you should, you should talk, you should befriend people,
you should shoop up with people. I just don't. I just don't do
it. But like, know, we even talk. I mentioned Lyle where
he like, you reach out to me a couple of times. I'm like,
yeah, like you know, and I think everyone like creators. That's
the thing. I don't really like most content creators. Yeah, I understand
a lot of a lot of them, like my friends and my friends obviously,
you know, like I'm friends would like make Lyle. Uh, I'm
cool with Jack, I'm friends with like me was like me, Kinge,
we know Jonathan Young, like there our friends, you know, Yeah,
but like I don't. I feel like so many contre creators have sucked the
one like me looking in on them that I'm like, I don't really,
I mean, realistically speaking, it's just because people suck, that's true.
You know. It's like it's not like when people were talking about how like
uh oh my god, there's so many pedophiles in Hollywood, and it's like
there are there are a lot of pedophiles, Like I don't they would probably
be very distressed if they haven'ty were just like in their family, even if
it was just one. Statistically, I mean, like, dude, there's
a lot of people in people's families, like I mean, yeah, a
lot of rugs and things being swept on the rug too. Yeah, I
mean that's just crazy, dude. Yeah. I actually met somebody, somebody
that was in before I knuked my discord because I was just like I hate
discord. Like somebody was talking about, you know, something happened to her
and then her family was like do you know because they was connected to the
family, and I was like I have directly called out and thrown people like
that in my family, and I'm like, I don't want I don't ever
want to see you again. And my grandmother was like, you're right,
you're you're You're just a two hundred plus pound man and you can do that.
I can't. I'm old and tiny. And I was like, all
right, Grandma, I got you. Yeah. Yeah. It's like,
oh, don't ruin the family. Don't do this. It's it's I hate
how prevalent is in black family. Yeah, it's everyone. So fuck it's
everywhere, dude, It's it's everywhere. And I guess I'm around people want
mostly of my ethnic background, so I guess that's why I say that.
But like, dude, it's like, don't do that. Like that's that's
your that's your that's your uncle. And it's like, yeah, that's what
happened with remember the big story and then what I want to piv it back
to any of the thing, but I just real quick, do you remember
that story of that that ten year old girl that got raped and impregnated.
She had a travel Ohio or something because in her state that she lived in.
Abortion was like like out, like you couldn't. They were like so
there And then they finished supposed to. By the way, I like a
person kill you so hard, dude. I'm seeing that ship bleed out into
other things where it's unnecessarily I'm seeing that bleed into conversation. Yeah that I'm
sorry, are you? Is your mouth gonna get demonetized or I'm sorry,
are You're not going to make money off of this conversation? Like why are
you censoring yourself? I saw a guy, this guy mortal technique. He
used the word unlive in the in the Instagram where you don't make any money.
He's not making anybody. There's no monetizing. They took the monetization thing
out unless you get like gifts or whatever. But as far as I know
why, he said that because of the fact that they would they would ban
they could. People can report and have his page. Here's the thing.
The thing that bothers me about a lot of that stuff is that there are
already alternative ways to say these things that aren't done. Like when you said,
people say like, oh, suicide or whatever. You can't say suicide,
but then they go like self unalive. It's like, bro, just
say you offt himself off the stuff or they took their life that is the
one of the most obvious things. Why did unlive become a thing? Why?
And then a dude, you're not gonna get pinged for saying sexual assault.
You're not even on YouTube. You're not gonna get seck. That's the
thing that pisses me off. They're just doing it for me to change.
It's the change in language. I understand it's stupid, but it's it's a
stupid, bullshit thing that came from YouTube and it carried into other conversations cause
people stupid. And one thing that essay pisses me off the moor. I
think it's actually kind of funny. Stephen A. Smith. So you know,
in in basketball, it's always the two initials a lot of people's name,
So if you're if your name Derek Rose, some people might call you
like dr or something like Alan iverson Ai. So stephen A they calm,
Essay, it's stephen A. Smith, they call essay And I'm like,
now it's just in my brain that his name is sexual assault Smith Smith.
This is first take. I'm sexual assault Smith and this is first take.
Baby. So fucking stupid makes me laugh so much. Just the hairline is
maybe laugh His hairline is at the middle of this place. He's a he's
a fucking a commentator. He's on ESPN. He's like, God, he
makes like twenty thirty million a year. It's crazy he makes so much money.
I've seen this guy. Yeah, he's yeah, he's from He's from
New York. It's pretty crazy from New York. The way he talked as
bad as I was expecting it. To be honest with you, it's a
diehard Knicks fan. It looks silly, but look, because they the Nicks
haven't been good in so long. They got so close to advancing in the
because they you know, they have made the playoffs, They're probably gonna do
better this uh this coming season. I feel like New York is just resting
on their laurels of just like being the main character like the United States,
where they're just like, we don't really have to try, Like yeah,
like whatever, they tried Brooklyn. They in basketball and it was the biggest
disaster ever when you had uh three of the most like Kyrie Irving, Kevin
Durant fucking uh uh no, but it was the Beard, James Harden,
just them three alone. You're like, how are you not winning a chance.
I feel like I've seen the Stephen A. Smith guy. I feel
like I've seen him talking about like he talks he every one when he talks
about politics, but I've seen him talk about like whether or not vegeta can
beat like yes. So he has a new honest, he has a podcast
now. It used to be called he had a gay Name. It used
to be like no Mercy, but it would all first it would say like
no like the K, but then it had in these brackets like the it
was like no mercy, double on tongs like he believed. Yeah, yeah
it was. It was called no Mercy. I was like, what a
gay name? And then everybody else thought that because then a few episodes in
it's just called the Stephen A. Smith Show now because they're like, yeah,
maybe for search search purposes too, for the s c O. You
just want to call it your name, and the podcast not called fucking no
Mercy. What the fuck is anyway? So he does that every once it
became popular where he'll answer questions it was somebody else. They now ask him
it's all about that now. It's like Pokemon. He's done multiple Pokemon ones
and they go viral because it's funny seeing this guy that has no idea what
any of this ship is. If you got to look it up a little
bit, and he's like, you gotta, you gotta look up a little
before it's like talking about it. He has no clue talking about He's like,
you don't want to talk about star is pussy is alopecia? He funked
a ton Al in college. Yeah, a wrestler, he got pussy alopecia.
What Al called me Jada pink cunt slit boys. Which is worse the
ny p D or the l A p D n y p D. I
guess you guys have a I don't have that experience margin because the ship that
happens in New York is the nature what's made them so fucking jumpy interesting.
L a p D is just corrupt, n I p D is rough end.
Also, they have to deal with bullshit that disacerbates their wild nature.
I would say they're also the amount of money that they make and that they
siphon from from the communities is there's crazy how much money those motherfuckers. LAPD
is famous for doing. LPT is more famous for doing that shit because of
the fact that, like you see it so often like oh, drug bust
and fifty four thousand dollars found, and it's like these drug loads only had
fifty four thousand dollars. Wow, this this CoP's wife, wife got a
new car two days ago too. Yeah. Yeah, it's so it's like
I think it's a nature of where New York is. That's why why so
much shit happens there. It's the I mean, I have no stake in
this. I I okay, if it's worse than that, look, I
mean I don't know, like I could believe that. I think the thing
is like you know, I think because of nine to eleven, and then
just the fact that like New York is ostensibly like the unofficial capital of this
fucking it's kind of like like Albany is the capital of New York, but
like it's not real like it is. But I mean, no one's going
to attack Albany, right, you know, Uh, New York's kind of
like that is a big place, and so like there's they're thwarting all sorts
of ship all the fucking time. Did you remember that? You remember they
found the car momb in the Times Square or whatever. It was like twenty
thirteen fourteen something around there. Yeah, but they found like a car,
was like, oh, we got it, and they're like, oh,
what the okay, they're just chilling around, but it exacerbates their fucked up
nature too. Yeah, why because they're calibrated for like crazy threats and so
like some guy like seals a bagel and then they're like, they send a
fucking lion after him. It's fucking They send a dog with metal teeth and
fucking a gun on his back to him and the dog activates. They have
a lie. There's a lion that they drop lions with drones onto onto people.
Bagel coming down in the air at you. It's like a PNG like
growing. That's good. It's insane, dude, and the way that dude.
York cops are horrible, bro, especially in your city cops, they're
fucking terrible. Glad I haven't encountered any so yeah, he's pretty bad.
But I just I just I guess I just have no I encountered cops more
in New York City just because it's you just see them more. Like if
you if you're in a place that's walkable, you're just gonna run into more
cops. Also in New York. I was driving a lot more because I
had a car, and so, like, I don't really have a lot
of examples of like run ins with L A p D. This is the
nature of the beast dude, Like like they're not even like I think they're
not even consciously really fucked up, but there's so much underhand training. Terrible,
they're brainwashed and scared. You kind of have to be. You have
to be brainwashed at least a little bit to do, like a dude,
your average persons, Like you can't just throw a random person into like a
warzone or like or like a situation where there's like that level of heightened conflict
and expect them to like act reasonably. I bet a lot of those people
are also ex military, Oh for sure. Yeah, I bet, especially
on that side they're like, oh, send the most fucked up loony ones
over there. So there are two the two cops in my family that are
are cops. They are ex military, Marines and freaking Air Force. Literally
when they got back from wherever it is they went they went from or they
came from U that they could have just you know, relaxed and be careful
by the kind of required a job that they were promised to do in the
contract they signed. Remember they signed those little contracts and they're like, oh,
yeah, we'll give you, uh this pension. We won't let your
house go in the foreclosure. And then he's like, no, that doesn't
happen. Wow, dude, it's crazy. It's so cool. How it's
crazy. My grandma had to fight for my granddad's pension that he earned.
It's funny. Come on, this guy went to war and he thought he
was gonna get something out of it, but he got crippled in sad and
he doesn't have it even what even's funny? Come on, hit the fuck
you like you were, come on us crazy. D is crazy, bro,
it is. It's insane. And I'm like, what the fuck?
Like, I was like, why do you guys still do this? Do
you? Are you not aware? Why do you keep They don't have paths?
Man, Some people just don't have another path, dude. I was
gonna do it. I was going to as well. Dude. I thought
about it as well, because I was just like, well, fuck,
I mean, I don't know, it's a pension. And then my thought
was like we're not gonna like, like, what the fuck's really gonna happen.
Like I just kind of like bet on the fact that like nothing would
happen, and then I could like ride out twenty something years in peace and
then just kind of collect a good pension, get really fucking fit. You
know, like there's reasons why you would do it, but like especially if
you just don't have any prospects in New York. There just wasn't really I
wanted to do game design, and there just wasn't anything in New York.
And then like I saw I found a school in like, uh Washington.
It was diggipen for portal was made actually, but I forgot this swishing arrows.
But we could wait. They just I couldn't afford to go there.
So I was like, Okay, well, what the fuck, I guess
I'll go. He'll go to the military. And then my dad was like
no, couldn't. No, he wouldn't let me do it. But like
he's like like, hey, you don't gotta do that. I mean,
what are you I did? I did that? Why are you gonna re
enlist? I stay here in Vietnam with me. Same same thing my grandpa
said, my grandpa, my my cousin that went to Afghanistan and fucking died.
My grandpa was like, I did this, so we don't have to
do this. There was already a Jameson that did that. I did it
for fucking like twenty five years. And she was like, no, Grandpa,
I think it's really what I want to call that one up the country.
And he was like, dude, all right, bro, like,
don't don't do that. And when I did, he went out there and
got blown the fuck up. And it's like, yeah, my dad's in
the military. For so my youngest stepsister, I saw a uh what it
was. It called an ad It was an anti military thing. It was
her friend, and that dude his ied. It is a fucking actually it
was a roadside bomb. And he doesn't have an arm anymore. So he
did one of his things like he's talking and starts zooming out and it shows
like he's missing arm. That was already enough for me. I'm like,
fuck that dude, Like that's not worth it. What happens if you're in
a military family, that shit is very much so ponged in your brain,
like oh, yeah, my grandpa, my dad, my uncle is a
hero. I want to be a hero too. And it's like and just
black people, dude, you know, you know how our history of the
military, how we like we're like, oh, we're gonna go there and
they're gonna choot this like people afterwards, and then we come back and it's
like, I mean, we just look when you look at the most historical
look at any World War two footage that is documentaries, Netflix, whatever,
Uh, the amount of black people you see on there is like its slim,
and it's so many of it was at war, especially in the Pacific,
and uh again up and up and freaking what you call see very many.
Well, of course when after World War Two, but I'm talking about
during World War two even and this is one thing that I actually and I
understood why Battlefield five did what they did. We want to tell a different
a few different stories, because they even showed like say, the uh,
you know the French that colonized you know, African Africa. They used a
lot of soldiers from Africa, and so they did a segment in the in
their campaign mode showing those dudes they did uh some Norwegian ship like it was
actually I was like, when you get past all this ship storm of the
what was it that woke whatever they were accusing them of. I was like,
this was actually kind of cool that they did this. I didn't really
enjoy the game, but like, I just thought it was kind of cool
they did that. Yeah. Yeah, I'm like, oh, here's some
ship that they don't you know, just never fucking see it. I guess
it was very I think I think the military is a very insane concept.
I think the well, the people still go there and they do it,
you know, and I still respect people that go in there and do it.
I think national guards cool, I get it. National defense makes sense,
Like I never perfect. I think it's just like, dude, just
take care of your people when they come back. Really simple. So should
be the the literally the it's literally the bare minimum. The fact that like
you never have to work again if you if you fucking but every single person
I know persons in the military has had to go to bulsch that deal some
bullshit. There is something all of them, everything going. I don't know.
I don't know a single person that doesn't. So I'm like, yeah,
you're you're you're fodder. It sucks, all right, Yeah, we'll
we got there's two more and then we'll wrap it. Up. Hell yeah,
First to get David featuring the corpse of that fool that tried to kill
Trump without without a silver bullet. He's a were wolf, did you imagine?
Probably? Oh no, I'm changing. I'm awary time. That's what
dude, That's what happened. When you see him do that, that bit
was like and then like you just look closely you see the hair sprouting.
Oh my god, that was genuinely scary. That actually, like, babe,
feel like I was like, I should run danger, I'm in danger?
What's going on? Would be the most stupid wolf ever? Yeah?
He would you ever seeing that movie Teen Wolf from the eighties, Like his
dad, his dad looks so fucking goofy, Like that was such a cuck
wolf. Brool is crazy. He's a baby, He's a He's a beta
wolf. I love it. I'm gonna start a bank call because a new
there's a new metal core band called Alpha Wolf, and we're fucking yeah,
I'm being Beta Wolf. I'm gonna'm actually I'm gonna start like and I'm gonna
take all of their titles and just change them ever so slightly, make them
a lot weak. Your album cover could be just photos of destiny. I
forgot that ship. I'm just playing kindness or yeah, I'm just playing.
I'm just playing. I actually like that he's kind of going off on these
people, to be honest with you, but yeah, I'm sure. I'm
kind of like, yeah, he keep going, but man, is they
abandoned for that? Yeah? It is crazy. That is crazy. Like,
dude, there's people running around on Kick with like guns and like their
actual pedophiles on Kick just make literally literally making like straight up pedophielic comments being
raisist to our people with the vessel Danny being raised those people without a fucking
from the Cayman like like just just ship. That is straight up fucking racist.
Of course, Cancel culture did like the whole, the whole, the
whole thing about like, oh the left wants to sensor you in the right
doesn't so insane. It's it's like the earliest instinct of this that I can
remember is like the Dixie Chicks when like the fucking when all all all they
did was protest Bush. Literally they were like, I don't agree with what
Bush is doing. And then they were like fuck checks and they fucking rip
them off the air. The ruined their careers they changed their name to the
Chicks, and then they're like, but you see, either older people know
that and are dishonest, or younger people don't know that and they just assume
that this is like this came out overnight. I was like, Oh,
well, the left does it, so we should do is now You're this
is so old. It's crazy. They all have it. I mean,
it's just they it's it's been cognitive distance from the very beginning. They they
swear, they swear that they their side doesn't do it. I saw the
craziest comment today where somebody was like, there it was a conversation about Destiny,
like mocking the dead guy, and like whether or not that was okay,
And somebody said, Destiny made jokes at the expense of a dead man.
Toying with a dead body is a crime. It is illegal, and
that's why it's not okay, and that's why I got banned. That is
authentically the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my entire life. Sincerely, I
probably would push that person in, Like if if they were in front of
me, I think I would like push them down and then walk away,
because like that's it would be like that, like just fucking doctor lightall hypnotized,
throwing role all on the ground and walking away. That is because it's
just shut the fuck. It's that you don't believe. You don't believe that.
No one believes that. I just wish people could just be honest or
what they believe. Like, dude, just if you agree with if you
just want look if you want Destiny band, just because like, hey,
you know what, I don't like him and I don't like him. Just
be honest about it. Don't like petty backward, Yeah, be petty,
like own the pettiness, dude, I'm so petty. Dude, it's crazy.
Well I done some petty shit and the same thing where it's like I
don't feel I'm not at all. If you can be I have the capacity
for people talk about petty because like, one of the reasons why people didn't
want to, uh make fun of the assassination everything that happens is because the
guy that died. But like the thing is, uh, so you want
to talk about petty, I'm like, well, most of the people there,
like if you talk to them in real life, they're probably seemed like
nice and decent and chill, but in reality their ideology them being at that
fucking rally, you gotta think of what type of person they are personally.
This is me just talking about myself. I don't given about any of those
people there. Those people are actively helping the country being fucking ruined. I
don't care about them. So when those people are less, I'm like,
oh, all right, you know, and people like that's so mean,
But I'm like, guys, I care and people would be wealthier, they'd
have health care, everybody would be better off if those people expired, not
even ashired. Right, what happened is that theose super ignorant, right,
veryst majy of them are ignorant. There's a lot of them that are grifting,
that are fucking absolutely monsters people at the people often ignorant people that are
that they want to do better in their lives. They're probably truly not evil
people. Well, they're not ignorant, they're stupid. There. More than
it's a shame, it's a shame that anyone lost their life. Unfortunately say
that anyone lost their life, But at the same time, for them to
act like if this ship didn't happen to the opposite side, they would not
have a celebratory stance. It's right. That is the mark that I cover
that. That is the core frustration with me, and like and people on
Twitter are fucking all over saying so that. I'm like, you guys need
to suck the fattest cock because I know it's on the other end, you
guys will be like, well they are. That's the thing that gets me
when they deny it, because even though there's the examples, yeah, it's
they'll deny. Know. The insulting of the intelligence is crazy. It's just
like, dude, I can see your Twitter account. I saw it.
I see I can go back and see what you said about the club Q
shooting. I can go back and see what you said about Paul Pelosi.
I can go back and see what you said about all these all of these
examples, and it's all equally as fucked. So just either either you want
to either you're okay with that kind of thing, and you can disagree with
it. Obviously, I'm going to feel differently about like whether or not somebody
on my side gets fucked over versus the other side. But I'm not going
to like if somebody makes a joke about it, I'm not going to act
like I don't do that also, and that's what bugs me about it,
Like whatever, Like I held a fucking warrior stance. They take too that
fucking like, oh we're fucking alpha ma shit and she like this happens in
there, bitching and cry. Dude, It's it's fucking preposterous to me not
to mention the dude that did it, did it with the trusty weapon that
we've been trying to get rid of for fucking ever. Yeah, for fucking
it's it's I dude, I am. I stay with from politics because I
know when I was paying to it, it was making me insane. Yeah,
and literally it's making me insane again. Sure, and it's I try
my heart. Like I was reading through proteen twenty five and so much that
I was seeing was making my soul burn. I felt like Johnny fucking Storm.
I was like, I'm gone setting on fire. I can't listen to
this. Yeah, and seeing all the people on Twitter being like I've been
ostracized for my my right meaning views. It's like and people are getting ostracized
for being homosexual every fucking day and fighting for their lives, and you're gonna
play victim right now, it just makes me so it makes me so upset
because it's so disingenuous. That's that's what gets me. It is it is
the disingenuous. Is that really like like I don't even care, Like I
really genuinely, like sincerely from the bottom, I really don't care how you
feel as an individual, like I really could give a fuck less. Like
on someone, I'll have a line obviously, but like, at the very
least, just own it, dude, Just own it? Why hide?
Why hide? Because they can? It's Twitter, Like you you got like
one of your freaks running the platform. What is even the incentive to hide?
It's because they can. They they can. They It's it's one of
those things. It's the it's the problem with the internet where if you talk
to any of these people, it's just like all the street interviews that I
see. I kind of don't like watching them, but at the same time
I watch them because it's there's some value and seeing how people behave in social
settings in real life where these same people exist out they'll say something just as
absurd as all that shit, and when you confront them immediately, they can't
run anywhere. They can't. Just like a lot of times people what they
do, they glaze over the response to reply, they don't even pay attention
to what the uck you said because they're not interested. So when you confront
them in real life, they can't hide from it, and a lot of
times they have to concede or they're gonna fucking walk away like a weirdo,
which doesn't usually happen. It's usually just like because that's the nature of people
being ignorant, so they normally see. That is such a rare occurrence in
real life versus like online somebody saying some crazy, wild shit like oh yeah,
I'll do this or whatever. And so that's why I feel like it's
pretty useless engaging with people online. I don't do it. You can't.
You can't earnestly do it anymore if you ever could, you know. And
I think, really, I think you're gonna have a discussion with people,
But it can't it can't be be it but they have to be reasonable.
It can't even be I don't even think it can be. Like it needs
to be like in person too, like like if it's going to be valuable
at all, Like I just I don't buy this whole discord thing. Or
like just like people having to do it because it just I don't know if
it changes really anybody's mind. Really, like anybody who believes the things that
they believe, it is not going to like this. The sides that are
fighting right now are just so die iometrically opposed in such a way that like
it's not even like it used to be a long time ago, where it's
just like there was there was like a kind of like subtlety to a lot
of politics. No one's really in the middle in the way that they think
they are. People who are in the middle are just people who can maybe
like see like the examples of these stremes on both sides. But even people
in the middle are like pretty far fiercely in wonder like I don't people who
pretend to be in the middle right now are very clearly right, you know
what I mean, They're on the right, you know, the people who
like argue it's like, oh, I can see both sides, but amazing,
Yeah, I thought you mean that's another online. I think they exist
people. No, the people I'm saying, the people who exist in the
middle so much so that they would actually so much so that they would actually
be swayed by an argument. I don't think they're real. I don't think
that's like a real thing, even when I really I think when I was
politically homeless, for example, but then I was kind of like when I
was a lot younger. I just thought like, oh, I like some
uh tarian principles. But when I learned how many people that say, yeah,
well, that was the thing. That was the thing where I'm like,
I don't I don't belong here at all. It was because they were
all saying that they're fucking libertarian, but they're they're all conservatives. They were
all just stream. They didn't actually give a fuck about freedom. They were
just like weird. And I was like, oh, because I like some
principles, I thought some things would be better if because I feel like on
cause, here's the thing, even when you talk to these people, like
do you remember I don't know if I mentioned this on the podcast when that
fucking guy in the the vape store was screaming at that guy that had a
maga hat on, I don't remember that, Like he was screaming at the
top of his lungs, get the like it was so and it was just
this bro guy with a maga hat on right, and he was being very
chill, cool, calm and collected. So the other guy was looking like
a fucking idiot, and so he was just but what the guy was saying
with the maga hat, even though he's mangas, you know, he's innicult,
but he's like, hey, man, I just want lower taxes,
I just want better health care. And I'm like, there's no shot,
and I'm like, but here's the thing. It shows me even when you
talk to these people on the streets, pretty much everybody agrees on the same
thing. We all want the same thing. They're just so fucking stupid they
have no idea how to get it, and so they think that that guy,
hold on, hold on, that that guy, the Trump Orange man
is gonna get them that. And so the only way you can tell them
is by having a conversation with them a person. You can't tell them online.
Yes, I agree, and that's the problem. I think what happens
with our debates. Our debates fail is because these are these content creators that
are there for fucking content instead of a middle ground perspective where you talk,
you know, it shouldn't be an idea of like I'm gonna throw my fact
at you, and I'm gonna throw I'm gonna make a stark comments and it's
like, well, actually scrapped it up. That crazy would I would love?
I would. Yeah, that's near your dream, both triple threats.
Dave Rubin's bigger, so I think he could take him. Dave Rubin's very
tall, but he might be still weak because I bullied some tall I bullied
tall people before, like for the weakest people. I think gay people they're
like they're jim rats. But he's not a gym rat. He was soft.
He's a punch of fellows, the jim right gaze. I would that's
yeah. One of the friends, like one of my friends grew up with.
He was like, he's a fitness instructor in West Hollywood and who he'd
killed me? You want to with gay jim rats are crazy there because they're
extra dedicated to go exactly right right, you know, they go there to
get hurt. They're like jackpot, I'm stronger now. Yeah, but all
those people like you know, whatever, I want to that's just the name
of the guy. By the way, this this that we let us let's
go, let's go, let's go got a question says, it's time to
write, it's time to find out how depraved you motherfuckers really are? How
far would you be willing to go with your only fans content for guaranteed donat
fifteen million dollars fifteen million dote Like, well, so we say, how
far are you willing to go? Like, that's an interesting question. I
don't know how to answer that, because like I would, I would do
a sex tape for fifteen million dogs. Well, yeah, that's what I
mean, that's nothing. That's why I'm like, yeah, I have I
have like I'm sure I have the light, I have the flash on,
lights on, probably even turn the lights on for you. Yeah. Yeah.
Audio. I actually know someone who does audio porn erotica where it's just
like a recording. Yeah she she she like uploads. I don't know if
she actually I've never seen it or heard it. I mean I never heard
it, but what I'm assuming is that it's like auto erotica or she probably
like it's probably like an actual Remember those people that would listen to what were
those things called, They would listen to the sensitive They listen to that stuff
and they would swear it's not sexual so I bet like what she does is
that like, oh no, this is definitely classified as sexual. There's no
there's no wiggling around it. It's probably stuff like that, I imagine.
But you know all those people, I remember all those motherfuckers back and they're
like, there's no sexual and I'm like, okay, then why is this
hot bitch whispering in your fucking ear? This is a chiropracticing. There is
that, but you know that's not what they're listening to. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, there's like stuff where it's like where it's just like the people
like fucking with slime or like a weird like tactile stuff. That's I think,
fine, it's like it's weird. I still don't really understand it.
Fully, that's a that's a sexual for sure. Yeah. Like but when
it's like, hell, hey, I want to you know, I'm like,
what the come on, sh it bothers me. I hate it.
It makes me upset. Actually, I hate every single bit of it.
Yeah, fifteen million dollars, I don't know, I do, I do.
I would fuck camera for fifty million, Like he's not even hard.
Well that's the thing. That's what I was like. The questions weird because
like how far are you willing to go? The question should be preferenced like
would you be willing to do this? Yeah? Yeah, I'm having a
hard time. Really. It was like I don't know, Like I'm trying
to see if I'm willing to do gay stuff for fifteen million dollars. That's
a question. And then I'm like that would attempt it would be almost stupid.
Nao, I would attempt it. But the thing is like, as
long as you're not expecting something to happen, because there's there's no guarantee I'm
gonna get I'm gonna get erected trying to have gay sex. So that's the
thing is if the attempt good enough for me to get the money, and
I gotta agree, I got a green sipulations. Obviously, I have great
subulations. I don't wan anything to happen that's not gonna everybody. Every party
has to be very much so willing to be a part of it, obviously
of course, like no, no, no, no, no. Like
the idea, like the idea is like, hey, I'm gonna fuck you
and you're gonna fuck me type ship, and it's like, yeah, that's
what basic consent is no. No. The idea is that like I'm not
just gonna I'm not just gonna fuck you, only you're not only one taken
dick, you know, because like it's like man, I gotta take sick
too. So you mean like, oh man, well, that's not even
how old porn works. Sometimes it's just one person's the top and one person.
Ever, I've never really watched gay porn, if I'm being honest,
that's not you don't have to watch kay porn and know that, I know.
But ideas like i'd assume gay porn, they'd be like, hey,
everybody's there in there they get you know, I no what I would assume.
So why would why would you both parties assume? I'm why would you
not assume that there's some people that don't want to get fucking around, some
people don't want to I assume that's real thing. But I'd assume if I'm
doing a gay scene, right, I'm like, oh man, I'm not
gonna leave buddy, buddy. So he's like he's extrapolating it from like lesbian
porn. Probably, yeah, it's usually pretty reciprocal, and there's not really
there's not really oftentimes where one does something that the other one doesn't do.
Is that what is That's what my assumption is. I would think that why
my assumption is not that it's just knowing how many different types of gay dudes
there are. They're like that twinks they're the the bears is all that ship
and I imagine I imagine a lot of bears probably aren't getting fucked in the
ass, like they're probably going, you know what I'm saying, there's probably
these dynamics you're probably thinking of, like some sort of standard porn where they're
probably both jacked, are both like the same, and then they're like,
yeah, I feel like that's such a stereotype, like the jacked gay porn.
It's like it's it's it's a big HiT's blonde, dry pussy because she's
obviously not turned on, moaning fake moans, fake coming, like it's I
imagine the jack gay guys is like, this's like that where it's like the
standard Oh bro, so you would you would you accept fifteen million dollars?
But yeah, baby, you are. They have to you have to be
injected with a cerum. You're already this is what that's going to do.
With only fans. I'm curious. Fifteen million dollars a serum that turns you
into a wear tard, Like every full moon, I become a retard like
yeah, like downs or what no, no, like like or just a
genuinely idiot like Sam I am Sam. No Ah, No, you probably
die. But every full moon, every like every for fifteen mili. Yeah,
if you're outside and you're exposed to the moon. No, that's crazier.
It's sometime I won't just be visible like no, I might. I
might do it because I would just make sure I have my my my calendar
napped out for the rest of time and then just it's time. You know,
this gonna be situations where you're gonna you're gonna be happen traffic. Let's
last one, last one. It's not really Jesus Christ, last one coming
on this coming on his skin, the gaping will not yield. This is
like, let's have a question, just more like an interesting coming on?
What is it? I know that coming out of skin, the gaving will
not yield. Goddamn it, I know that. Yeah, Yeah, that's
it. That's it. That's it. That's the gaping will not yield.
I see, Yeah, so dumb. Why are you? Why are you
so terrible at advertising? It took me well over a year of watching Chris
to find out about this Snart tank and that you had another hidden podcast about
PlayStation I don't disagree with this, however, I will say that I think
the Internet has evolved in such a way that it's made people really bad at
doing obvious, common sense things. And what I mean by that is because
everything is so algorithmic, and people expect things that they're interested in to show
up in their feeds. Nobody actually goes through the power, puts in,
the puts in the effort to actually look for things in the way that we
used to when you were perusing the Internet, because all of this stuff is
there. I have one link, literally a one link in my Twitter bio,
one link in on my YouTube channel everywhere that has everything that I'm doing
on it, and in the past we would click those things. People would
be curious to check out other stuff that they have. If you're a fan
of somebody, I want to see what else to get into. Yeah,
so I don't do not I don't. I'm not discrediting, because that is
true. We don't really push this as much as we could or should not
even like it's a hundred percent true, not even at ten percent. However,
I do think a lot of it is like it's really bad because we
still the thing is we're still growing, so clearly something's working. I think
I think purely by word of mouth, and that's awesome, that's that's great.
But also I also understand how much call to actions work, and I
hate that they do because I feel like they shouldn't because I'm like, fuck
you, you don tell me what to do, but uh, people actually
do do things when you ask them to do stuff. So if you're like,
hey, just real quick, like if I've minute Instagram reel, oh
oh hey real quick, guys, blah blah blah, and they'll be like,
oh, should have ever thought about that? And I'm like, well
you should have, bitch, But you know, yeah, they kind of
do. And yeah, I mean generally, yeah, yeah, the person's
right. But also I understand that it's like it shouldn't it shouldn't be this
way, Yeah, it should, Like I just feel like people just don't
do that because I do that still. Like if I find a content creator
that I like, I click on the profile I click on the link just
to see, like, oh, what else are they doing? Yeah,
but I understand. I guess that's just like a really old mindset to have
on the Internet because people aren't used to having to look for the stuff that
they're Internet. I do that' sure. Co I'm not just think somebody's talking
about the thing like all right, cool, I'm gonna click on their videos.
I'm gonna go through their page. I at what they got, see
their playlist. I checked their social links too, because sometime I'm like,
oh, let me see if I want to follow them on something. If
they don't post often, I'm like, it's not worth it because like some
people have like an Instagram, like oh they have poses, and I'm like,
well yeah so, but like I'll I look at their stuff, especially
if it's musicians. I want to like, oh maybe I can organized Instagram
that go by by relevancy still, like we're not relevancy recentcy. Yeah.
So you click on the top left and watch So the top left this is
a recent thing they added because they actually got forced to do it. They
literally got forced to do it. It was do a lawsuit. So you
click Instagram right in the top left and then you click following and then it
goesologically. Oh yeah, they were forced to do it, they didn't want
it. That doesn't really communicate it. That's what that does though, Well,
because they they didn't want to do it, so they showed you one
time in the most subtle way and they're like, but they want you to
stay with really, yeah, you following and then and then it's chronologically,
now what are you doing this? Right? Yeah, so it comes to
chronologically now now it's crazy exactly my point, like, they were forced to
do it. They didn't want to because algorithmically, obviously the regular feed is
what they want you. So that means that you don't see shit, you
don't follow anymore. Yeah, and that's insane. Now. The thing is,
well, well, the one thing that they still have been done,
I think Congress still needs to do something about it, is that you have
to snooze those suggestions every thirty days. So instead of just being like,
stop showing me ship that I don't want to see, you have to go
in and then it'll be like snooze for thirty days and then I'll start noticing
shits appearing that I don't follow again, and I'm like oh, I gotta
snooze it again. And so it's uh, it's stupid. It's so fucking
stupid. However, remember we're not paying any money to be on these things.
That's why they're gonna do ship. They're trying to advertise it makes sense.
Yeah, like Twitter with random about pills and I'm like, and the
way that they add they do the ads so subtly to make it seem like
they're not ads. The people they could you tell this an ad and I'm
like, yes, they're selling me something. Uh yeah, the man,
I don't know. I totally figure I was gonna say something about homosexuality or
something. I don't know. I don't know he was gonna say whatever something.
I don't tell me. What did they do? Chris? What have
they done? What do you want? How do you know about that?
That's an old one holy ship a while. Oh my god, there are
college quin you know. I love that. It was beautiful and his son.
I love that. That is the It is so fucking because it is
true. Our consequence, it is gonna be, that is gonna be this.
His son is gonna be on the same bridge one day, he's gonna
be like imagine still for somebody's still streaming Puppy. There's three people on it.
Ever Long that's playing in the background. Let's read these names. Get
the hell out of her. Yeah, well I didn't say it. And
word long and word long is something. There's something there. His name is
Edward Long and n word long two one, Why'd you cut me down?
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knees because I miss those days. I miss sucking all them twinks. I
don't want to miss a thing. Oh I don't want to. Yeah,
that's kind of the thing where this is why I want it in the beginning,
because yeah, so you can have the preference to just do it an
ability because I'm reading, you know, I don't like what I'm set on
ending the show now. Gears of War Mendroid number twenty five fifty twenty five
thirty three Marcus Phoenix, No, Kanye, don't say that the Jews are
not gay. I'm just trying to do killer instinct combos in real life on
women that get the bossle. What is it? It's the dragon stuff.
Is that all like the actual size this is the size of Drogon from the
series before the camera and that's how big Belarion was show the camera, but
also like what the fuck is this and is the size? This is the
size range of like all of the dragons of Game of Thrones, right,
So the really big black and red dragon at the end of Game of Thrones
was huge? Mind you was Drogon? Yeah, yeah, was huge,
Like that's that's the size of Belarion, the Black Dread, the one that
they keep mentioning in the Legends of how big it was. But they also
said it was big enough that it's shadow of covered towns. That's when they
show it's a game of thrown dragons. Where did this come from? It's
this the we just pulled up the ratio of the dragons. It was.
That's like when you see like when they go like, oh, look at
the planets in the Solar System and then it just shows like the Earth and
shows like that stresses me out when I see that dog, I'm like,
you put a bunch of Earth's in just the red spot of Jupiter. That's
so crazy. And then there's like it's like there's like three hundred jupiters or
probably more. There might be three thousands to Sun or something like that.
I forget, but it's three. You can actually put forty nine Rhode Islands
in burbank. Know you what are you talking about? What are you talking
about? I'm talking about Rhode Island. You're wrong, I'm right Rhode Island.
Rhode Island is like as big as a school or something. Rhode Island
is exactly er point eight acres. The idea of giving that that does not
be that small, like calling of the state is crazy. Yeah, they're
just lazy. They're like the size of maybe a middle school. They have
like one representative, Like what is their situation? You ge't like just they
probably have a very few. Yeah. I never hear about them during the
lifetime. That's how small they are. They must be. I never hear
about them that they're a state. Seriously, if it wasn't for family guy
man that is, Druid Island would have a rough right. Yeah, cool,
I forgot, hog go hog Rhode Island, right, baby? Which
seems to do? Is that where he's from? You see? Now,
I don't know where from think it's from New York. Actually I don't know
fashion values of which we used to live. You know, I didn't know
until I saw a subtitle. I didn't know they were saying lucky. I
had no idea what the fuck they were saying, just listening to it by
ears. Oh, I kind of I knew it was me and the family
guy. I mean, what is he saying? I knew what it was.
It's funny you say that, because there's some songs that I listened to
where I listened. I listened to it over and over again. I'm like,
I have no idea what the he's saying. And then everybody else understands
and like, how do you? That was me. One of my favorite
bands, Jungle, I had no quote they were listening, they where they
were saying. And then I've read the lyrics of one of their songs,
and all of their songs started like being decipherable for me. I'm like,
wow, interesting, Oh he's from Connecticut. It that's why I was almost
on that plane, the nine to eleven plight. He was. Yeah,
actually that's a real story, actually for real, Like he was supposed to
be on one of the flights and then he just was he was hungover or
something and so he couldn't make So we have an alternate reality where something Farland
is dead in nine to eleven and we just don't know my family. It's
sounds crazy about that time. And I died in nine eleven. Law wish
I almost happened, lawishlowish plowish that I had that joke where he like,
they go to fucking ground zero and they're like, wow, so this is
where the first guy got It's it's so stupid's dumb, dumb. I love
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right horse. The horse turn out story. Definitely, I mean he's people
back. There are definitely horses, the horses for sure. Horse. I
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was actually an engineer, who's an engineer. Engineer grew up a blueprint on
how it wouldn't it wouldn't fit in there. He did it before it was.
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him. I've still never seen that video. It is really sad. I've
seen it one time and I was enough. No, it's way more sad.
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to make of that. But this is his social security number? Literally is
the same amount? Is it is the I mean, I'm just already we're
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