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Yet inside out of that here the
most warning in the world. Kay,

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six thirty six, Good morning America. How are you Dallas Fort Worth?

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The Metroplex the year twenty one hundred
will be the largest metroplex in the United

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States of America? Are you ready? I saw estimations of influx of people

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coming to enjoy our I don't know
line of totality for the eclipse and double

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from first estimations were around two hundred
thousand. I saw reports last night that

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they're expecting upwards of four hundred thousand
to a half a million people to DFW

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jes. Yeah, traffic is going
to be an absolute nightmare, probably this

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weekend Sunday. People coming in.
Yeah, Like Kevin reported yesterday, hotels

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are at ninety nine percent capacity right
now. Yikes. I want to stay

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at home. I want to join
the party at Clyde Warren, But dude,

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that might be the epicenter probably,
you know, I have to leave.

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I don't know how that's going.
I mean, yeah, I wouldn't

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turn I want to turn off anyone
from going down there. But I don't

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have a lot of interest in fighting
that traffic. If it If it's as

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bad as people say, there's a
good chance it's not going to be as

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bad as people say, especially once
we get the weekend forecast and everyone tells

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you how cloudy it's going to be
on Monday, saying clouds now on Mondays

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say that it's not going to be
bad until later, like it looks better

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than it did a few days ago, because you, yeah, because there's

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rain moving in like Monday overnight,
and then we've got three days of between

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fifty and seventy percent chance of rain
Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday. But

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Monday is showing that's starting to build. Sunday is supposed to be sunny and

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eighty two, So let's just do
it Sunday Monday when we see clouds and

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eighty three. Boy, today we're
gonna get close to f and ninety.

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And Jeort's our good buddy that often
or sometimes broadcasts with TC their weekend show.

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He texted or tweeted yesterday he goes
official first day of getting in your

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car and it it's too hot really
yeah, yeah, yeah, because if

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you yeah, if you you park
your car and driveway or on the street,

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you know that feeling the first day
when you get in your car.

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It's like Oh my god, we
have to air it out and turn on

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crank your a see and roll your
windows down where it's just blistering. He

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said, yesterday was the first day
of twenty twenty four feeling that way.

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See, I mean if you look
at their phone, next two weeks,

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I mean like two saturdays from now, seventy seven high so we're still okay.

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If you're in the sun in certain
places, it's a plus ten.

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And they actually did a study on
this, like you did a study on

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this. Oh no, it wasn't
me. The Coalition of Science what Weather

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in Dallas, though. They they're
doing it's called heat mapping, and they're

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finding out neighborhoods that have I was
going to do the story yesterday and just

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get into it. Neighborhoods that have
pockets where it may be eighty one degrees

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outside but it's ninety two where you're
at. I saw this too, and

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it's based off what you would imagine
concrete jungles and lack of trees. But

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the reason they're doing this is where
can we plant more trees to create shade

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for the future? What can we
do? They're working on a pavement cooling

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technology which that sounds very McKinny music
venue like that. But what if your

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sidewalks weren't automatically torched by the sun. That is the futuristic world. Trees

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are the answer, Kevin. Trees
have the answer to many things that We

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have a lot of them here.
There's nothing better than just a canopied road.

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There's a lot of them over an
oak cliff. And I want to

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yes, I mean, that's a
trick, dude. Why don't we plant

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one million of the biggest trees in
the world. The problem is if they

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take fifty years to get the big
ones, they're done. They're huge already,

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one million of them. Redwood's even
I don't know what has the biggest

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canopy. This is an idea that
he has, Danny. Yeah, if

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you would just open up and listen, listen to my plan. You can't

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plant a fifty year old tree,
that is the hell. You can't sixty

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feet in the air. We go
to the Sequoia, these California hippies.

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Yeah, maybe even during the eclipse, but under the cover of darkness.

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Sorry, Yank, and Redwood's one
million of them. Four minutes to do

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it, big ass Texas trucks.
Yeah, due east before they even know

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what hit them. We plant to
plant from they're going to be taller than

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a lot of these most of our
buildings. Can if he's can if he's

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canopy shade, tornado, fall over
damage house. I mean, look for

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every idea, there does need to
be backup plans, contingency plans. Well

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I have those, I just don't
care to share them right now. It's

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truly the best thing about living in
an old neighborhood is the old trees because

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they've had you know, my like
my neighborhood's had sixty years to mature.

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I think my home was built in
sixty two or sixty three. And I'm

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sure the live oaks, there's tons
of live oaks in Far e Stallus.

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I'm sure that when those trees were
planted, and you can tell they were

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strategically planted. It's not like they
went in and contoured the neighborhoods to accommodate

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for the existing trees. They you
know how they do. They raise everything

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down and then they replant. But
thankfully, you know, my trees are

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sixty years old and they look sixty
years old, but they're huge. Like

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I the two live oaks that are
in front of my house are massive,

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and they cannot be my yard and
home so much that my cooling bills are

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lower than they should be. But
the problem is is I don't get a

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lot of good green grass just because
I don't get quite enough sunlight. They

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neighbors next door to me don't have
that, and their grass is just but

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you know, they don't have to
most much. Yeah, yeah, so

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your house is majority covered by my
shade. My electric bills are criminally low

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because of the coverage that I have
over my house. But that's another thing.

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You've got to make sure that they're
maintained otherwise, you know, like

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Kevin said, tornadoes coming big winds, especially now, and sometimes in the

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fall, you can those things get
knock the f over. And even worse

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is when you get the big freeze
and you're not making sure all those little

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suckers that are attached to your limbs
aren't holding water and turning into ice,

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which creates a massive amount of weight
and burden on those old trees. They

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just crack. So you've got to
make sure about you know, once every

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two years, that you give those
things a fair trimming. But that's I

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would never have bought that house.
If it didn't have those, that was

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one hundred percent. The tipping point
for the sale was the fact that that

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house had the best, biggest,
damn live oaks on that street. Like,

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yes, I'll take it. For
some people, it's escrow. For

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some people, it's location for Danny
trees shade. And he's right, that's

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why he's smarter than you and I. I know, we're like looking at

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foundation whatever. Dude, you've got
like a nine hundred foot pecan tree.

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It's not eighty three feet. It
is eighty three feet, idiot. We

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talked about our friend Joel who was
camping during nine to eleven and went out

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for like three days. Someone text
in, and it feels legit because we

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didn't remember how he actually found out, like three or four days later.

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The textter says, No, Joel
came back from the trip, popped in

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a VHS tape to see the latest
Simpsons episode he recorded and saw it was

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interrupted by nine to eleven. Okay, thank you. It's amazing that this

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is why eyewitness testimony is so wobbly
court cases, because that's how I would

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have said it on the stand.
And No, this is what actually happened.

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Your facts are completely rings just made
up on what we remember. God,

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yeah, I mean it's insane.
Yea, all three of us would

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tell a story from three months ago. Different Like what real quick? What

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Kevin did the idea while we were
on ideas? Yeah, the idea was

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I make the one hundred and forty
yard golf shot. What if I had

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the option? Was he bringing it
back to this already because I said,

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we're going to get to it.
It's gonna be quick. What if I

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had the option to purchase a video
of that shot? Because the camera there

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was a camera in the trees showing
the green and you could see like a

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security camera footage, and like you're
like, you could go into the club

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house after the round and go,
hey, I made an incredible shot on

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ten. I would love to see
it. And they no cameras allowed and

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take you into the room and they
will show it to you twice. Okay,

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you get to see it once and
you get one replay, but no

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cameras because you can't have anyone.
And you see it and you have the

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option to purchase that video. That's
a great idea. Make money. Have

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those cameras strategically placed there recording.
It's all going into a cloud saved for

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you know, you get a week
and then they rub over it or whatever.

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You go in, you get a
day. You got a guy that's

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in there that sees it's got a
camera on your tee, it's got a

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camera on the fairway. It covers
every one of your strokes. No,

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it's a good idea, but the
too ambitious, and we cleaned it up

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a little and realistically just on the
par threes, because a hole in one

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is the one that you would if
you holut from a fairway. Yes,

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it's magical, but that's you're talking
about one hundred more cameras. If you

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have every hole. Cambers are cheap, well, no, but you pretty

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good quality. And if you just
most most courses have four par threes on

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them. And if you just had
a t box cam and a green cam,

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and if you do make a hole
in one, you can purchase video

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for what a hundred bucks? I
mean I was thinking about Yeah, and

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burned the date, the time,
a logo of the course, what hole

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yardage that's all burned in and you
get a quality like one minute video of

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your hole in one on fixed cameras
and they can't be manned because that's cost

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wise unrealistic. They have to be
yeah, fixed, and that's why you

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get the option for fixed cameras.
But the guy monitoring, the guy in

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the security room has acts to that
and he can pull that clip and pull

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that clip and I think, yeah, can just click. I mean it's

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that's that's a really good idea because
if you do get a hole on one,

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you can usually buy a plaque in
the pro shop with the date and

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a little cup where you put the
ball that you made the hole on one.

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So if the quality happens to suck, you can go, well that's

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not worth it. But they give
you two viewings of it, okay with

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no phones. You have to leave
your phone out of the room because that's

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cheating, and then you pay the
hundred bucks for it. I think people

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they can make a little extra scratch
doing. But how many hole on ones

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would you have to sell to justify
the installation of the cameras? Would you

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want the high action fifty foot birdie
putt with your friend's reaction, Yeah you

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would. I think it would be
included as part of like a the experience,

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the hospitality. This is what we
offered our golf course. If you

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make a hole in one, you
get to go home with a cool four

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K, badass video courses and nice
courses. Yes, but Steven's Park has

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so much more play more hole in
ones. I dude, I there is

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something there. Hear me out golf
courses, get on board, Kevin Turner

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at iHeartMedia dot com. They don't
need to talk to you. You just

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gave them your idea for free out
of the The last thing they want to

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do is reach out to you.
Yeah, so you can make some frivolous

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claim that this was somehow your idea. This is already under the umbrella Soroy

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Industries anyway, m hm, because
yesterday you said you didn't want it though,

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well you didn't need it. We're
doing well, I don't need this.

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We're response like it's a good idea
of handing to you for a free

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I don't need it. Well,
Kevin had of miraculous hole out from one

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hundred and thirty eight yards yesterday for
eagle over drove a part four, drove

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it over the green. Well,
yeah, but that one stayed on the

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green doesn't matter, all right,
what are we doing? We're Danny Kevin

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Danny. Yeah, I thought you
were gonna set it up. Oh sorry,

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So yesterday we had Larry the cable
guy on the show. There you

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go. He called in, He's
gonna be at the Invited Celebrity Classic Great

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Golf Tournament Lost Calena, celebrity pro
am type thing, A lot of fun,

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a real tournament too. I'm not
gonna lie. This was a rickety

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interview for the first half. Yeah, connection was wobbly. He was wobbly.

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You know. Uh, maybe have
been early for him, Might have

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been early for him, or yeah, maybe he did hit the you know,

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hit the bottle. Who knows.
Probably not, I don't know,

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but he you know, we got
to the point that we had a plan

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the whole way. We did want
him to give a shout out to Danny's

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son, Malcolm, my little three
year old, because he's Toemader in the

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movie Cars Ye and all the Cars
sequels, And we were reluctantly talking about

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it. We're kind of like,
yeah, I mean, it's almost like

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asking a celebrity for autograph. I
don't if I want to do it,

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but let's get there and let's do
it for Malcolm. We got the force

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field that is Malcolm. It from
Malcolm. There's nothing we want do for

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Malcolm. Absolutely, we have made
her on the phone. Yep, we

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do this for Malcolm. So we
asked him and he obliged with no pushback

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whatsoever, and delivered us this gold
a little customized shout out to my three

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year old for me to play for
him later. Hey, Malcolm, Hey,

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this is Maid like I made it
without the tump boy I might have

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heard, and the Tornader in the
trading park, the juice fans of mad

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If you ever get to the Radiator
friends, Dad Gum, you and me,

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we'll do some backward driving. All
right, ten, Malcolm, don't

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forget you and me. We's best
friends. See you later. This is

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made. He it was awesome.
Okay. When he says don't forget you

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me his best friend, you and
me, we all teared up. Yeah,

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everyone that heard it teered up.
Christina was driving in. She's like,

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yeah, I don't know, tell
little kid that uh huh direct from

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his favorite movie car character. Uh
huh? Is that's magique. It was

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really really cool. So I go
to pick up Malcolm. He's at his

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mom's and I show up and not
only is his mom there, obviously there,

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but his grandma, Audrey's mother,
is there. He calls her mam,

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all right, and I didn't know. I didn't know man was going

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to be there. I was like, oh, hey, what's up.

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So we're, you know, talking, and she listens like Audrey's mom,

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Malcolm's Malcolm's mother's mom listens to our
show. Hi Mam, Hi mam.

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And so she she goes, I
missed the I had to get out of

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the car when you know, I
heard part of it, but I didn't

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get to hear the whole thing.
So I was like, well, let's

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kind of set this up. So
I look, I've got about four different

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videos. I'm trying to figure out
how to do this. So this is

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me and I think Audrey is filming
me kind of setting this up for Malcolm,

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okay, okay, And this is
me telling him what happened. And

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I did recording and somebody wanted to
tell you a special message. Okay,

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So that's him and he's looking at
me, So play what we just heard.

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Now. Let me let me preface
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this age know this dynamic and their
brains aren't developed enough to in real time

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process information because they're all just emotional
basket cases. They don't know, like,

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they don't know how to process information
like this that creates an emotion.

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So something that you would think is
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it hits them in a way that
they don't know how to express their their

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feelings on it. It could be
a big a feeling of elation and a

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lot of kids will respond, which
you would see see is negative on the

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surface, but it's just them trying
to react in the best way that they

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know how and after some time they'll
they'll simmer down and you'll get a more

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authentic expression of what their emotions are. That's only a couple seconds long.

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This is his reaction after hearing the
audio for the first time, like it,

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I don't like that that he's jumping
up and down going when we were

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playing the audio, He's like,
I don't like it. Turn it off.

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I don't like it. Could do
you think he could hear it?

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Oh? He heard everything, and
it was when he heard his name and

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he realized, hang on. So
a TV show that I watched, which

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is an animated car or a tow
truck. My dad was on the phone

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with this truck earlier, and he
knows me and wants to be my best

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friend. Hang on, so all
of this is just swirling around in his

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little prefrontal cortex is not developed enough
to manage this, okay, so kind

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of let it play out. And
then he uh, he's upset. And

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then about probably a minute and a
half later, he starts figuring it out.

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He's like, then he wants to
hear it. He wants to hear

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it again. Okay, so I
play it for him again real quick,

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and this right, Mikey, I'll
let you watch this. So look at

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him. Oh my appear in the
door, and you and me we'll do

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from backward all right, damn,
madam, don't forget you and me?

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We friends later. What So,
So he's listening, Yeah, but he's

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kind of like walking backwards and now
he's like registering maybe and then he kind

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of leans against a wall and rubs
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of like what is happening? So
he's being owned back by the audience.

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Yeah, he's freaking out, but
he's not he's not negative about it.

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He's kind of like, Okay,
let me hear this again and really assess

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what's going on. This is his
reaction once he heard the audio. You'll

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hear a couple of female voices.
It's his mom and his grandma, and

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here we go, ma'am. Yeah, I think he's made the offer.

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It's kind of awesome. He says, I want to go to daddy's house

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and be best friends with Mater.
Okay, he lives with you. He's

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thinking that he's at your yes,
that house. Well, we talked on

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the phone and he left in this
message. He thinks that Mater is now

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somehow real and he wants to go
to my house and hang out with his

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new best friend, Mater. This
goes on, Okay, well, let's

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go to Daddy's house and be best
friends with Mater. Ready to go pay

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me? I think talk kill you. You want to talk to you?

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He said, he gave you a
message. You send your name two times.

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That's Grandma two times. You're so
lucky. He's still trying to figure

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this out. Okay, and then
I'll play it one more clout it.

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He's not mad, he's happy.
So this is the cutest one. This

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is the last thing I've got.
So this is once he's kind of processed

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and listened to the audio again,
be so cool you want to be best

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friends with? Explain that? Okay, that's so cool, I would be

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you want to be friends with,
Well, we'll go, we'll go get

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the major truck at the house,
and then we can play with Mater and

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then you can be his best friend. But I don't want. I don't

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want little Mad. He will the
real Mad at his house so they can

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freaking be best friends. I love
what you're trying to maneuver, providing what

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now I was you heard? I
wouldn't. I wouldn't prepared for this.

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Like we can play we have a
little major car, and he's like,

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no way, No, I don't
want little Mad, little Mater's olden bus

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a little bit more real? Quick
you want, Well, he's radiators free.

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Yeah, he doesn't live here,
thank you, ma'am. You call

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me on the phone. He's not
here right now. I want to make

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okay, Well, when you guys
meet one day, you guys could be

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best friends. Right. No,
that's not working for me today, dude,

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I was not prepared for this.
How was it prepared for the greed

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of a toddler? Because now he
wants to be best friends with Light and

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McQueen and I'm looking at ma'am and
I go, I guess we're gonna have

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to book Owen Wilson now too,
he's gonna have to meet Larry Cable,

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the guy. Yes, Oh my
god. It was the cutest thing in

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the world, dude, watching him
his little brain filter all of this information

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and and he deduced that it was
time for him to go to my house

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so he can hang out with Mater. We got to get to your house.

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He's there. I did. In
fact, it so sweet processing of

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what's happening and him like I don't
like it. And then wait, wait,

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wait, wait, hold on,
he said, Malcolm, that's mad

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and I'm Malcolm, and I think
he said he want to be best friend.

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Yeah, we gotta get to your
house. Daddy. Yeah, but

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ma'am with the big save, you
know, he lives at Radiators. We

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could hear you spinning. Oh my
god, dude, view, well you

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know he lives in Radiator Springs.
That does make sense, Okay, yeah,

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okay, ma'am. And once we
got to my house and well he

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you know, we're talking about it, and he did finally grasp it,

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Mad, like you know how your
brother lives in Nashville. Materer lives in

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Radiator Springs, which is probably close
to Nashville, maybe a little further east,

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but uh, you know, he
doesn't live here, but we talked

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on the phone, like when you
talked to Josha on the phone. So

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he was kind of like, okay, okay, so he's called me on

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the phone. Daddy recorded it,
but he's not actually here. But he

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did check the house when he got
home, like uh no, no,

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he was ready for for food at
that point. But dude, it was

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really cute and just funny that the
mind of a toddler is just a scientific

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phenomenon to you can only experience in
real real Yeah, all for Malcolm,

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Thank you, Larry Cable. The
MAVs did it all for Malcolm last night

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too. Plus what Tiger's Not Gonna
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