WEBVTT 1 00:00:02.120 --> 00:00:18.039 Committee Central Podcast. Thank you so much, buddy. Thank you so much. 2 00:00:18.079 --> 00:00:20.519 I' m Miguel Iribar You' ve been delighted to be here. 3 00:00:20.679 --> 00:00:25.199 The truth is, comedians travel a lot. One day we can touch such 4 00:00:25.199 --> 00:00:29.559 a beautiful place, with nice people, looking as healthy as having eaten as 5 00:00:29.559 --> 00:00:33.479 a child, very good ham and the next day you can go to a 6 00:00:33.520 --> 00:00:38.000 village of deep Spain, with people with only one eyebrow, with primitive expression, 7 00:00:38.359 --> 00:00:43.560 as of the time when the human being had no awareness of himself, 8 00:00:43.759 --> 00:00:48.960 people who look at you badly. And this makes us a little crazy, 9 00:00:49.039 --> 00:00:53.399 because it' s like one day a beautiful playmate comes to your bed that 10 00:00:53.479 --> 00:00:57.159 says Miguel, I don' t know what' s going on, but 11 00:00:57.240 --> 00:01:00.119 you make me horny and the next day you get a Polish truck driver who 12 00:01:00.119 --> 00:01:04.519 tells you to come over here. My little servatillo is hard. The only 13 00:01:04.519 --> 00:01:07.959 thing that comforts us is that at least we' re working in bars and 14 00:01:08.000 --> 00:01:11.519 I get along very well with the drunks. I love that Spain is an 15 00:01:11.519 --> 00:01:15.120 alcoholic country, from Spain. No. Spain is a drunk country and it 16 00:01:15.200 --> 00:01:15.959 ' s nice. I mean. I don' t like it. Not 17 00:01:17.400 --> 00:01:19.120 bad. Spain is the only country in the world where you can see a 18 00:01:19.159 --> 00:01:23.319 super serious guy, super convinced, telling you no, man, yesterday I 19 00:01:23.319 --> 00:01:26.239 left until 5: 30 in the morning. I didn' t feel like 20 00:01:26.239 --> 00:01:38.079 going out. You know I was there. Thank you, but I give 21 00:01:38.120 --> 00:01:40.359 you joy. People say no, man, we' re not so partying. 22 00:01:40.439 --> 00:01:45.239 What happens in Spain is wine culture. It' s just saying collateral 23 00:01:45.239 --> 00:01:51.480 year, humanitarian bombing. There is no economic crisis, there is negative growth 24 00:01:51.560 --> 00:01:53.280 and wine culture. No. No, no, I' m a whore. 25 00:01:53.359 --> 00:02:02.239 I like suspended love. Anyway. No, no, no, we 26 00:02:02.239 --> 00:02:06.480 have wine culture. I don' t have such a bad time as when 27 00:02:06.480 --> 00:02:08.400 I go to a restaurant and I have to order wine, because I' 28 00:02:08.400 --> 00:02:12.400 m a cateto. I don' t understand wine and the waiter always recognizes 29 00:02:12.479 --> 00:02:15.800 you for some reason and wants to fuck you that you get there. The 30 00:02:15.840 --> 00:02:19.439 guy already sees you from afar saying look a prick come here, wait for 31 00:02:19.520 --> 00:02:22.159 you to come there with your nightgown and it varies. I know it' 32 00:02:22.159 --> 00:02:24.159 s you He' s a little shirt guy He' s an outrage at 33 00:02:24.159 --> 00:02:27.599 those guys you' re going around. Come on, come on You' 34 00:02:27.639 --> 00:02:29.560 re coming with your girlfriend to impress. Come on, come on, you 35 00:02:29.639 --> 00:02:30.439 order wine, come on You' re going? Who' s going to 36 00:02:30.439 --> 00:02:32.759 order? Who' s going to taste the wine, uh, the lady 37 00:02:32.840 --> 00:02:37.159 or the loser, the loser has touched you come and you' ve and 38 00:02:37.159 --> 00:02:40.319 you' ve become. If he doesn' t do that shit to you, 39 00:02:40.599 --> 00:02:43.680 see what you' re saying, no. I like not to wait 40 00:02:43.919 --> 00:02:47.479 like this. One second. I tend to look at my girlfriend, look 41 00:02:47.560 --> 00:02:57.639 at her and say, uh, red you know how best and if she 42 00:02:57.639 --> 00:02:59.240 hasn' t noticed that you' re laughing at him, you tell her 43 00:02:59.240 --> 00:03:05.039 uh. Go back to oaks, tannins and mistol so fry gallo and bring 44 00:03:05.479 --> 00:03:09.360 it back to me again. No. The truth is, it' s 45 00:03:09.400 --> 00:03:12.120 okay, it' s okay. I do it a lot of restaurants. 46 00:03:12.120 --> 00:03:14.840 I grew up, well, I grew up in Triana. Anyway, I 47 00:03:14.879 --> 00:03:15.719 ' ll tell you about the few restaurants I' ve ever been to. 48 00:03:17.000 --> 00:03:22.000 But I saw her in Madrid. I live in Lavapies, a multicultural neighborhood, 49 00:03:23.879 --> 00:03:27.840 really has a lot of people of all colors, of all stories, 50 00:03:27.919 --> 00:03:30.080 it' s fucking cool. There' s the only ones I care about 51 00:03:30.120 --> 00:03:36.360 are a little bit the Chinese that I think there' s mogollón that' 52 00:03:36.400 --> 00:03:38.599 s great, not that you like him, I mean, there' s 53 00:03:38.599 --> 00:03:40.520 mogollón everywhere. They' re people you empathize with, they don' t 54 00:03:42.080 --> 00:03:45.680 smile at, they' re cool, but they' re people who work 55 00:03:45.719 --> 00:03:47.719 20 hours straight, don' t give them time for breakfast. The Spaniards 56 00:03:47.759 --> 00:03:51.319 had breakfast for twenty hours in a row, it doesn' t give us 57 00:03:51.319 --> 00:04:01.599 time to work. Okay we' re, we' re bad China is 58 00:04:01.719 --> 00:04:06.400 absorbing everybody' s debt, it' s buying log banks I' m 59 00:04:06.439 --> 00:04:10.400 probably special, but the day I go to a Spanish bank and find it 60 00:04:10.479 --> 00:04:15.080 all full of Chinese taking care of me I' m fucking, I don 61 00:04:15.120 --> 00:04:17.680 ' t want my money to have it a rock that has as a pet 62 00:04:17.759 --> 00:04:23.480 a shitty kitty that does so it' s worth because first I don' 63 00:04:23.560 --> 00:04:24.800 t trust cats and second, that cat clearly doesn' t save. He 64 00:04:24.879 --> 00:04:28.759 ' s playing the slots and he gives you the way he gives you, 65 00:04:29.480 --> 00:04:30.319 like he' s going down, so don' t be cool, they 66 00:04:30.319 --> 00:04:34.000 ' re buying. Besides, Spanish restaurants are catching it too and they already 67 00:04:34.040 --> 00:04:36.920 do things like that. The day I went to an Asturian cider shop. 68 00:04:39.639 --> 00:04:45.160 I see a china scansi like this from Lascancia Zildai, who was doing well 69 00:04:45.279 --> 00:04:47.120 on top of it, but you say trongo, that is, I' 70 00:04:48.199 --> 00:04:50.759 ve been having nightmares for two days because he says man, this is going 71 00:04:50.839 --> 00:04:54.759 to change everything, that is, I' ve been dreaming about a chinese 72 00:04:54.839 --> 00:04:57.120 coming to me and saying hello, uncle I' m going to be monologue 73 00:04:57.120 --> 00:05:06.560 today. You sell beer at the door and besides, man, it all 74 00:05:06.639 --> 00:05:10.680 comes from China to see the phones come from China. The clothes, the 75 00:05:10.759 --> 00:05:15.040 shoes, the toys of your children, all the technology, the cars, 76 00:05:15.079 --> 00:05:17.920 almost everything comes from China. Everything and we still have the little shame of 77 00:05:18.000 --> 00:05:21.800 when our children ask Momyo, where I come from, we tell him from 78 00:05:24.680 --> 00:05:28.720 Paris, he says how I can tell him from Paris, how we can 79 00:05:28.759 --> 00:05:30.759 have that little shame has always freaked me out in every way we say to 80 00:05:30.759 --> 00:05:33.720 the children who come from Paris. Be it me, I imagine Jonathan Jesus 81 00:05:33.759 --> 00:05:41.439 among Bujena with three years old, coming out of his Andalusian corral, seeing 82 00:05:41.480 --> 00:05:46.639 his mother hanging a pair of pink polka dots. Tell Mom where she came 83 00:05:46.759 --> 00:05:51.800 from, for your son from Paris already sees me there a little Frenchy, 84 00:05:53.560 --> 00:06:03.759 not a little too much unfinished boy. Not very much I must read. 85 00:06:03.800 --> 00:06:08.279 He won' t give that France was the reference before. It was cool 86 00:06:08.319 --> 00:06:11.240 with me. When France was the fucking reference you saw there I don' 87 00:06:11.240 --> 00:06:15.759 t know the encyclopedia, the illustration, the vague cloud already cost that it 88 00:06:15.759 --> 00:06:18.240 was like Happy Rodriguez from the source, but water resist that it was cool, 89 00:06:18.720 --> 00:06:24.920 that it travels, that you said fuck how cool it doesn' t 90 00:06:24.959 --> 00:06:27.759 and it really says that you don' t need to do so much for 91 00:06:27.759 --> 00:06:27.759 humanity and it says that already with the French sex it says you have fulfilled. 92 00:06:27.879 --> 00:06:30.480 You know it' s all right. In addition, the mystery is 93 00:06:30.519 --> 00:06:34.399 well cultivated. The French have this scroll of this phrase, not the French 94 00:06:34.439 --> 00:06:39.199 one. She' s a lady on the street, but a whore in 95 00:06:39.199 --> 00:06:42.439 bed. Maybe I don' t fucking believe it, but I' m 96 00:06:42.439 --> 00:06:46.920 intrigued. You know he' s leaving me curious here. Not the only 97 00:06:46.959 --> 00:06:50.600 thing I don' t forgive the French is pronunciation. I mean, guys, 98 00:06:50.759 --> 00:06:54.000 what do you do like your pronunciation? No, no, I' 99 00:06:54.040 --> 00:07:00.519 m not prepared to assume that pronunciation. I mean, I was going fu 100 00:07:00.560 --> 00:07:08.319 Fax is written fuck don' t fuck with a thousand Latin fo and hey 101 00:07:08.319 --> 00:07:12.480 you say log. There are five vowels in the alphabet, uh and or 102 00:07:12.720 --> 00:07:17.079 u use three o, the I and the e missing two, the U 103 00:07:17.199 --> 00:07:31.000 and the how you pronounce it was with two balls. All this I say 104 00:07:31.040 --> 00:07:33.279 to be cool and show that I have studies. You know if I' 105 00:07:34.199 --> 00:07:36.720 m cool, I have studies. I did a career, I did journalism, 106 00:07:36.959 --> 00:07:44.240 a very difficult career. Don' t laugh so much, you bastards. 107 00:07:44.399 --> 00:07:47.000 I mean, it' s a race where you have to be competing 108 00:07:47.279 --> 00:07:55.120 with people who are in an intensive potato regimen. Frita beer and joints is 109 00:07:55.199 --> 00:08:00.800 good and you have to be there, that is to say, the journalist 110 00:08:00.879 --> 00:08:03.040 leads a hard life, that is, you see him when you see street 111 00:08:03.120 --> 00:08:15.199 people saying there' s a reporter there' s a yonkeye, but who 112 00:08:15.360 --> 00:08:18.480 ' s who isn' t, that is, you stay there there' 113 00:08:18.560 --> 00:08:24.040 s a bunch of truncheons in journalism, a mogollón you see people because they 114 00:08:24.120 --> 00:08:26.360 directly plant marijuana and already seem to have married a very possessive woman, who 115 00:08:26.360 --> 00:08:28.120 has it overwhelmed. And you see him there with pesticides, with cuttings, 116 00:08:28.839 --> 00:08:35.879 with lamps, with weather risk, with microscopes that you say asshole guy with 117 00:08:35.879 --> 00:08:39.080 this lab, that you have mountain, that I know helps find a cancer 118 00:08:39.080 --> 00:08:43.840 vaccine, says forgive people with cancer are my best clients. It' s 119 00:08:43.879 --> 00:08:48.240 not cool with me either, the harmless smokers, the cool smokers, not 120 00:08:48.240 --> 00:08:52.080 this guy thing. I actually studied smoking uncle and I prove he says the 121 00:08:52.240 --> 00:08:56.200 least bad thing he studies medicine, motherfucker, not because he means, then 122 00:08:56.240 --> 00:09:05.960 man. There are people who are leaving. These joints are the ones that 123 00:09:05.960 --> 00:09:09.559 end it like in two, not making documentaries of the being in Getti, 124 00:09:09.799 --> 00:09:13.919 that says pasta, of being in Getti bastard relax. Then there were journalists 125 00:09:13.960 --> 00:09:16.000 who already passed a little more, ended up with a little worse, abused 126 00:09:16.039 --> 00:09:20.639 it with harder drugs and ended up in intereconomy. Well, a little more 127 00:09:20.759 --> 00:09:30.799 fucked up. But it' s okay. No, but mostly in college 128 00:09:31.000 --> 00:09:35.679 what was there were college girls. The college girl is a wonder that happens 129 00:09:35.080 --> 00:09:37.159 to you at that age. It' s a very nice thing. You 130 00:09:37.200 --> 00:09:41.159 play a little bit of having friends. Well, who says friends. She 131 00:09:41.519 --> 00:09:46.519 says friend with a right to rub or rub and with a right friend or 132 00:09:46.600 --> 00:09:48.600 wine culture or whatever the fuck she wants, you don' t care, 133 00:09:48.639 --> 00:09:52.200 but you play, don' t, and suddenly you start to realize the 134 00:09:52.200 --> 00:09:52.840 limits. It doesn' t say good. Okay, I see this chick 135 00:09:52.879 --> 00:09:56.759 who' s a cute little girl I' m his friend with, but 136 00:09:56.799 --> 00:09:58.399 you fuck up the day she tells you. Joye, Miguel, the truth 137 00:09:58.440 --> 00:10:07.159 is that you' re a solete and you' re, uh, forgiving 138 00:10:07.240 --> 00:10:09.919 insults you or I disrespect you at some point, I mean, if you 139 00:10:09.960 --> 00:10:15.440 ever get called solete, I keep in mind that you' re being reduced 140 00:10:15.519 --> 00:10:18.799 to the lowest of human beings. Okay, I mean, it' s 141 00:10:18.799 --> 00:10:20.919 really sad. Do not allow yourselves to fight for your right. Don' 142 00:10:20.919 --> 00:10:24.320 t let them ever call you single, because there' s no aunt. 143 00:10:24.399 --> 00:10:26.600 There won' t be any aunt. Have her call a friend and tell 144 00:10:26.600 --> 00:10:33.120 Auntie. Yesterday I was fucking like a bitch with whom with a solete does 145 00:10:33.679 --> 00:10:35.440 not exist and will not exist. There are like and there are times that 146 00:10:35.519 --> 00:10:39.639 you really try to work it out and it says good I' m going 147 00:10:39.679 --> 00:10:41.919 to be a friend and you' re going to eat coffee, that you 148 00:10:41.000 --> 00:10:43.600 ' ve seen it out there in the movies I know you' re going 149 00:10:43.639 --> 00:10:50.759 to have coffee and the three teas sometimes like a little thing, like you 150 00:10:50.759 --> 00:10:54.440 worry without realizing it, you have gestures without intention, but that worry us 151 00:10:54.480 --> 00:11:01.639 like this mania of some of you to support, like the brews on the 152 00:11:01.639 --> 00:11:01.919 table, with much naturalness that you fall as in your hypnosis. You don 153 00:11:01.960 --> 00:11:07.679 ' t get broken your whole life. All you want to do is satisfy 154 00:11:07.840 --> 00:11:13.320 windy comes out or you' re fucked. And then there are times when 155 00:11:13.399 --> 00:11:16.240 you have these little phrases that you also say as without evil because you women 156 00:11:16.279 --> 00:11:22.360 have no evil truth. You are lovely and excellent beings, but sometimes you 157 00:11:22.360 --> 00:11:26.000 say suddenly jor you know. The truth is, they always tell me that 158 00:11:26.080 --> 00:11:33.480 she sucks it very well. I really don' t know how glad you 159 00:11:35.120 --> 00:11:43.679 give me this useful information. I don' t mean, you' re 160 00:11:43.720 --> 00:11:46.080 stuck being careful. There are many too many topics, perhaps about relationships. 161 00:11:46.080 --> 00:11:50.799 There' s no such thing as a topic bothers me especially that it' 162 00:11:50.879 --> 00:11:52.399 s this one that says any woman can hook up with the guy she wants. 163 00:11:54.399 --> 00:11:56.200 I' d like it to be clear that this topic is completely true. 164 00:11:56.399 --> 00:12:01.080 Okay. But it' s not our fault, I mean, it 165 00:12:01.080 --> 00:12:03.600 ' s not our fault. This is a serious evolutionary problem, because when 166 00:12:05.279 --> 00:12:07.159 an aunt, if an aunt grabs the package, she lowers your t- 167 00:12:07.240 --> 00:12:11.399 shirt with the intention of making a case for you an infinite affellation, that 168 00:12:11.399 --> 00:12:15.960 leaves your eyes blank. You can' t stop her. You can' 169 00:12:16.080 --> 00:12:16.960 t say no. But it' s not because you like them. No, 170 00:12:18.000 --> 00:12:20.039 it' s not because you want to, not because you want to, 171 00:12:20.320 --> 00:12:20.799 because it' s good, because you want to. It' s 172 00:12:22.320 --> 00:12:26.360 not just because, after millions of years of evolution, nature hasn' t 173 00:12:26.399 --> 00:12:31.279 thought of an answer for that It' s okay, so it' s 174 00:12:31.279 --> 00:12:39.240 not thought of, that is, it' s stalled. There' s 175 00:12:39.360 --> 00:12:43.399 a limit point, like when kittens get caught by the neck you make. 176 00:12:43.399 --> 00:12:48.440 That' s how you know there' s nothing to reproach. I mean, 177 00:12:50.240 --> 00:12:52.879 that' s right. But I' ve said a term that may 178 00:12:52.919 --> 00:12:56.840 have offended people if you' re perhaps too much of a Catholic or a 179 00:12:56.840 --> 00:13:07.080 Republican American. He said of evolution, eh pardon or intended. Thank you 180 00:13:07.200 --> 00:13:11.960 you know these creationists are many times people, with studies that have made cattle 181 00:13:11.039 --> 00:13:15.679 even more difficult than journalism, and that and that tells you it is not 182 00:13:15.879 --> 00:13:18.639 totally impossible, that it is man come from the monkey by evolution, says 183 00:13:18.639 --> 00:13:22.919 man. The truth is, looking at you and listening to you, it 184 00:13:22.960 --> 00:13:24.639 really doesn' t make sense to talk about evolution. No, but not 185 00:13:24.919 --> 00:13:26.600 well. Now there' s a theme. Now with religion. It' 186 00:13:26.639 --> 00:13:31.519 s not getting any less fashionable. I think that above all Christianity may be 187 00:13:31.559 --> 00:13:35.399 having a little low hours. Things like Buddhism are getting fashionable. I believe 188 00:13:35.399 --> 00:13:39.799 that there is an obvious reason, that is, a crucified Christ cannot compete 189 00:13:41.399 --> 00:13:50.120 with a Buddha in an ibiza chalet as a decorative object. It' s 190 00:13:50.320 --> 00:13:56.240 much cooler, that is, you' re placed in an ibiza chalet, 191 00:13:56.399 --> 00:14:00.879 full of goboz house music You see a Christ crucified there and he says snoring 192 00:14:00.919 --> 00:14:03.759 what happened to you. You look like a big or big gold Buddha, 193 00:14:05.080 --> 00:14:13.399 she says pussy. Carlos Jin you know how there' s roll. I 194 00:14:13.480 --> 00:14:16.799 don' t know, it' s funny. I am very shocked at 195 00:14:16.799 --> 00:14:18.360 religion, because there are, like many religions, everyone believes that it is 196 00:14:18.440 --> 00:14:22.720 their religion. His religion is absolutely true. I think there' s a 197 00:14:22.720 --> 00:14:26.279 problem, which is that, of course God had like the mania to introduce 198 00:14:26.360 --> 00:14:28.000 himself a lot of years ago to people like in a cave, in a 199 00:14:28.000 --> 00:14:31.039 mountain. Sometimes they didn' t know how to read that it' s 200 00:14:31.039 --> 00:14:35.080 like coming under a bridge, telling your shit here to someone who knows what 201 00:14:35.120 --> 00:14:37.919 and then a medic arrives and tells you how the message got confused. Okay, 202 00:14:39.080 --> 00:14:41.080 there' s too much, but it' s okay. I really, 203 00:14:41.360 --> 00:14:46.080 if there is God, right, I think I should go out today 204 00:14:46.159 --> 00:14:54.679 on television, in preintime pussy comes out in Telecinco short for a little while, 205 00:14:54.000 --> 00:14:58.080 the save me is worth to put a can to Jorge Javier Vázquez tells 206 00:14:58.320 --> 00:15:05.840 me come rod there, eh that explodes all the silicone of the set causing 207 00:15:05.840 --> 00:15:16.840 the chaos is good and no bush, burning ah what more to bel In 208 00:15:16.840 --> 00:15:18.919 Esteban it is worth that people see it. Of course say Miracle Bethlehem Stephen 209 00:15:18.919 --> 00:15:22.399 has quieted down, you know so that they know and you already count. 210 00:15:22.559 --> 00:15:24.679 Whatever you want, I don' t care. I don' t care 211 00:15:24.720 --> 00:15:26.440 what you want, that' s cool and you take off a little bit. 212 00:15:26.679 --> 00:15:30.759 This widespread confusion, which is the bath as scratched. No. No, 213 00:15:30.840 --> 00:15:31.519 it' s all in the Bible, it' s all in the 214 00:15:31.519 --> 00:15:33.559 Bible. It' s all in the Bible. Liste people say Uncle, 215 00:15:33.600 --> 00:15:39.639 to see the Bible log that is they always tell you in contracts be careful 216 00:15:39.759 --> 00:15:45.039 because they put it folded with the small print. The Bible is 3, 217 00:15:45.360 --> 00:15:56.200 000 pages of small print. Okay, it' s a scratch and people 218 00:15:56.320 --> 00:15:58.519 just as they don' t read it clearly, good people, they don 219 00:15:58.639 --> 00:15:58.600 ' t have the paper worth the Bible by the balls. He' s 220 00:15:58.639 --> 00:16:00.240 cleared because God is so good. God I don' t know how much, 221 00:16:00.440 --> 00:16:02.759 Uncle, and I' ve read myself a little bit of that little 222 00:16:02.759 --> 00:16:06.799 print. God has very chungy, very chungy parts. And it' s 223 00:16:06.919 --> 00:16:11.440 not only violent, but sometimes it' s freaky, that is, there 224 00:16:11.440 --> 00:16:11.480 ' s a passage. I swear it' s true. It' s 225 00:16:11.559 --> 00:16:14.639 a little freaky, but I swear it' s true. You can look 226 00:16:14.639 --> 00:16:18.120 for him. Second Book of Kings, chapter two verses, twenty- three 227 00:16:18.120 --> 00:16:21.519 and twenty- four speak of the prophet Elisha. Who the fuck is Elisha, 228 00:16:21.799 --> 00:16:25.759 I don' t know. They talk about Elisha and he says the 229 00:16:25.799 --> 00:16:30.720 passage and going up Elisha through the mountain, some kids who went after him 230 00:16:30.720 --> 00:16:37.200 mocked him. They called him bald, go bald, go up I swear 231 00:16:37.279 --> 00:16:45.519 he said that is right and Elisha saw them and cursed them in the name 232 00:16:45.519 --> 00:16:52.679 of Jehovah. And the LORD sent two bears who tore forty- two of 233 00:16:52.879 --> 00:17:06.240 those boys apart, you say," Shut up for calling a fucking prophet 234 00:17:06.480 --> 00:17:11.359 bald" You send two bears to tear apart forty- two young trunks who 235 00:17:11.480 --> 00:17:18.079 are uncles, man, roll up, put the pop- guy Elisha' 236 00:17:18.200 --> 00:17:18.559 s mane from the singer of Urope and say for you you know. I 237 00:17:18.640 --> 00:17:29.400 don' t know. The church has a little point sometimes a little short 238 00:17:29.400 --> 00:17:33.559 run. He fucked up three hundred years ago in a forest, some ladies 239 00:17:33.720 --> 00:17:37.200 of the village were going to make their coven of good vibe, to peel 240 00:17:37.240 --> 00:17:40.920 off, to get a little high with some honguitos that we have all done 241 00:17:40.960 --> 00:17:44.359 once and nothing happens and to dance around a bonfire and reach a fellow priest 242 00:17:44.480 --> 00:17:48.839 and burn them. What he says Let' s see, man, I 243 00:17:48.880 --> 00:17:53.480 mean, you' re a guy, what to say if a man goes 244 00:17:55.920 --> 00:18:03.000 out into the country and finds some chicks in highballs dancing and the first thing 245 00:18:03.039 --> 00:18:08.319 you can think of, the best thing is to burn them the same way 246 00:18:08.359 --> 00:18:11.160 you don' t like chicks, you don' t mean maybe you prefer 247 00:18:11.160 --> 00:18:19.359 smaller people. I don' t know what' s gonna happen to you. 248 00:18:19.599 --> 00:18:22.039 That doesn' t happen anymore. That doesn' t happen anymore, 249 00:18:25.920 --> 00:18:26.759 but fuck all of a sudden you say joaige with sex. There' s 250 00:18:26.799 --> 00:18:29.880 like a problem. It makes me very nervous that priests talk to me about 251 00:18:29.960 --> 00:18:33.839 sex. I mean meat. I like that the butcher speaks to me, 252 00:18:34.240 --> 00:18:37.000 it' s good of buildings, the architect to fuck, so talk to 253 00:18:37.000 --> 00:18:40.880 me. I don' t know Nacho Vidal, my cousin speaking to me 254 00:18:40.880 --> 00:18:44.200 from the village, who knows a lot. I don' t know people, 255 00:18:44.279 --> 00:18:45.480 competent people, because I see the priests of the village. Dude, 256 00:18:45.680 --> 00:18:48.680 these guys are kind of fat with their noses red and red and so and 257 00:18:48.680 --> 00:18:53.440 so and I say jo, this kid' s grown up like any kid 258 00:18:53.519 --> 00:19:00.920 in a good- natured olive calahorra, throwing stones at him with lizards, 259 00:19:00.119 --> 00:19:02.359 playing his little things that one day he starts to find out no and you 260 00:19:02.359 --> 00:19:06.079 say fuck. I think God is talking to me and I' m going 261 00:19:06.079 --> 00:19:07.960 to start telling everyone what' s sin and not that I think it' 262 00:19:07.960 --> 00:19:10.720 s cool. Everyone hears as if you think you' re a goat I 263 00:19:10.799 --> 00:19:15.559 get hairy, I think it' s cool, but I' ve become 264 00:19:15.799 --> 00:19:22.440 a Catholic bride that can happen. And all of a sudden, that guy 265 00:19:22.480 --> 00:19:26.400 is confessing and she seems to tell him father how it is, well, 266 00:19:26.599 --> 00:19:29.519 well, here' s good, because I ate good things that tell me 267 00:19:29.599 --> 00:19:30.799 a little bit, what you do with you, with your husband. You 268 00:19:30.880 --> 00:19:33.880 say good, so normal. I don' t know a bit about posture. 269 00:19:33.319 --> 00:19:37.720 The missionary will know more or less what is a little bit of so 270 00:19:38.000 --> 00:19:41.640 four legs, a little bit above. I don' t know, by 271 00:19:41.680 --> 00:19:48.480 the way, I suck them very well, he says and he says ah 272 00:19:48.519 --> 00:19:52.359 yes, let' s say, because to God it seems fatal and to 273 00:19:52.359 --> 00:19:52.839 you, father, good. It makes me a little sick, too bad, 274 00:19:53.160 --> 00:19:56.759 but it makes me sick. But from now on, you' re 275 00:19:56.839 --> 00:19:59.359 taking that off and I' ll tell you one thing. I respect. 276 00:19:59.400 --> 00:20:02.240 It' s everyone who believes whatever they want, but like me, once 277 00:20:02.240 --> 00:20:06.960 in my life, because of a priest I lose a single blowjob I go 278 00:20:07.119 --> 00:20:22.559 with two bears and I blow them up. You' re good here and 279 00:20:22.680 --> 00:20:23.960 I' m good here, but no, the daughter says. It' 280 00:20:23.960 --> 00:20:26.920 s not that then, if you don' t believe in the spiritual, 281 00:20:27.400 --> 00:20:30.720 you fall into believing the miracles of the material. He' s right. 282 00:20:30.440 --> 00:20:33.279 There are times when we believe in material in a pathetic way. Last year, 283 00:20:33.519 --> 00:20:37.519 I' ll remember it as the sad year when we all started wanting 284 00:20:37.519 --> 00:20:45.079 to buy the power ballance bras to remember the balance bras. Someone' s 285 00:20:45.319 --> 00:20:48.599 still carrying that little push- button somewhere in his body. There' s 286 00:20:48.680 --> 00:20:52.440 no wow wow like that psychosis. You said fucking dude I fell out of 287 00:20:52.480 --> 00:20:53.559 your mind' cause you don' t have that pretty little brat I' 288 00:20:53.559 --> 00:20:56.880 m wearing. I mean, I haven' t seen a piece of plastic 289 00:20:56.920 --> 00:21:03.400 more overrated since the flavor condoms. Or you know, this miserable strategy of 290 00:21:03.400 --> 00:21:04.319 man, which is to invent flavor condoms, which is like look, you 291 00:21:04.319 --> 00:21:08.359 know strawberry in test, which is like miserable. Well, there' s 292 00:21:08.400 --> 00:21:11.519 something even more miserable that' s like it doesn' t have protein than 293 00:21:11.519 --> 00:21:15.720 that. There are horrible things, but then I didn' t really believe 294 00:21:15.720 --> 00:21:19.279 it. But deep down there' s a subject I' m iriber by 295 00:21:19.279 --> 00:21:22.960 last name. You know, it' s funny that in the Basque Country 296 00:21:22.079 --> 00:21:26.720 it was where most bracelets were sold from all over Spain. They sold themselves, 297 00:21:26.799 --> 00:21:29.920 like, pussy- speaking. The idea of Spain don' t buy 298 00:21:29.920 --> 00:21:30.799 it, but pushers have shoved it up the ass. Well, no, 299 00:21:30.960 --> 00:21:41.359 but no. Now I' m eribar that there was some part of me. 300 00:21:41.359 --> 00:21:44.759 I think I wanted the bra, Joe said, I like that, 301 00:21:44.799 --> 00:21:48.400 but of course, the other half is Andalusian. No, we are descendants 302 00:21:48.440 --> 00:21:56.839 of Phoenicians, Arabs and Gypsies. You come to me with a magic pusher 303 00:21:56.920 --> 00:21:59.279 of god or log, that trick, I know. You know, no, 304 00:21:59.359 --> 00:22:02.720 don' t fuck with me. I believe there is also an issue 305 00:22:02.759 --> 00:22:06.599 of education. You don' t have to be a little on the lookout 306 00:22:06.599 --> 00:22:08.720 for what' s going on. I don' t know how to be 307 00:22:08.799 --> 00:22:14.200 a bit critical, and I say that it belongs to a chunga generation that 308 00:22:14.319 --> 00:22:19.160 has grown up with totally wrong models, like Michael Jackson is worth it, 309 00:22:19.680 --> 00:22:22.640 or a guy who basically did everything the other way around. He was getting 310 00:22:22.759 --> 00:22:25.960 whiter instead of blacker, he had more and more dick voice instead of more 311 00:22:26.039 --> 00:22:30.000 serious, he liked smaller people more and more instead of bigger. And he 312 00:22:30.160 --> 00:22:33.160 says the father beat him, look, I' m sorry, but little 313 00:22:33.160 --> 00:22:45.000 hit him. Okay, I mean, he didn' t say much, 314 00:22:45.279 --> 00:22:47.000 but he' s glad you' re praising a joke about child abuse. 315 00:22:47.640 --> 00:22:49.759 Not really, it' s really pretty. I believe that this, in 316 00:22:49.839 --> 00:22:53.400 essence, as a conclusion of a monologue you will make it clear that, 317 00:22:55.799 --> 00:22:57.720 basically, we must be careful with alcoholism, with the Chinese, with the 318 00:22:57.759 --> 00:23:03.680 French, with insanity, with tetohypnosis, with the press girls, but above 319 00:23:03.680 --> 00:23:07.920 all with ourselves, with ourselves, that we are in great danger. Friend, 320 00:23:08.160 --> 00:23:15.359 Miguel Rivar, thank you very much. See you all the time.