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Then I click, got it.
It's all you men. Why don't you

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light this candle? Sure, let's
go. Hey, what's up everybody?

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It is the play Pants Podcast.
Wow, a couple of weeks in a

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row. Here. I believe this
is podcast eighty six. I am having

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every possible meltdown of equipment that somebody
could possibly have, but still piecing it

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together. Baby. If you're watching
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you see that time in a little
bit different position over here, and

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things look a little different. I'm
using my laptop. It's all good.

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We'll get it done. We'll get
it done. We did want to talk

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a little food Fighters. We've got
a brand new food Fighters song dropped on

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us this morning, and I just
went into complete like freak out mode and

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emailing our my radio wizard, like, dude, we gotta get this on

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the air, Dude, we gotta
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did play it this morning, so
we'll talk about that. Food Fighters got

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a kind of a thing they're doing
online on Sunday, which could be very

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interesting. When this podcast debuts,
it will be Thursday May eighteenth, six

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years to the date of the passing
of Chris Cornell. So we can touch

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upon that a little bit. I've
got some emails I want to read and

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Melissa, gee, thank you.
She sent in one of the emails that

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I am going to share with you, and she's the reason we'll be doing

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the top five favorite Tom Hanks movies. Hello, Jason Guinty, dude,

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hell tall are you am? I
six ft tall? Why do I look

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bigger? You're six six flat.
I'm like five nine. And you know

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what, You've always have been damned
tall er, just just a little bit

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taller than me. So we're getting
set up because Rod's in his new location

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in a corner somewhere back. He's
backed into the corner like he's being chased

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by a bear or something. And
you know, I set my chair at

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the same height every week, and
I you know, I got it set

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up. It's locked as though I
walk in hit some buttons and where we

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go every week, right a little
behind the scenes. So I'm sitting here

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in my chair and like, Rod's
heads way up here, and I'm like,

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I cannot be shorter than you.
I cannot do it. You are

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shorter than me. Oh, I
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are, yeah, but I don't
want to appear. You know, it's

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the whole A. Hey, we're
bugging equals here. Let's go. Let's

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go, Rod. I got a
couple things too, I'm gonna throw around.

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Yeah. I had an odd conversation
with an old friend of mine and

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he's got a bit of an issue
that wants to get some bro advice.

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And I thought, well, I
happen to know a pretty decent bro,

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and I thought you could. We
could shoot the bat, you can run

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by, you can run any bro
stuff past me. I thought this would

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be a good one for the table, for the room. I will not

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be done. I will not be
dropping any names. And to protect the

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weird. Uh so yeah, we'll
get into that as well. So you

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want to start with the emails.
We should have talked about this beforehand.

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Um, well, okay, Well
I will start with an email, which

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this one came in from listener Lee. Um, what up, brother Rod.

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I was just mowing the yard listening
to y'all's plate Pants podcast, and

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I think somebody farted during the Aerosmith
Top five. That was a couple of

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weeks ago. I wouldn't remember now, though I'm not saying that I never

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farted on the podcast, but I
don't think I ever farted where it would

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be picked up by the microphone,
he says. Aerosmith Top five, twenty

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one minutes, thirteen seconds in.
He gave us the time stamp when he

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heard what he thinks, somebody busted
ass on this podcast? What type of

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operation are y'all running over there?
Ha ha? Love the pod. My

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suggestion for a top five, I'm
sorry, I'm like looking on the other

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side of the room, all right, would be Oh. My suggestion for

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a top five would be songs with
car sounds or more sounds in them,

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or just songs about cars. I've
got a view in mind that would be

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in my top five. For instance, Kickstart My Heart Motley Crue would be

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in the top five for sure,
just for the intro. Every time I

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hear a song, every time I
hear that song childhood memories going to the

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Supercross and the Astrodome, well,
they would play that song a few times

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at those events. Would love to
hear what you all would come up with.

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I definitely found new music because of
y'all. I thank both of you

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all. Y'all. There's a lot
of y'all's in there. Did we do,

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didn't we I think I don't think
I wanted to be painted in the

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corner much like I am now.
I don't think I wanted to do just

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cars. Didn't we do a vehicle
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list, but I don't think we
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song Angle, that's nothing we might
want to throw in there for next time.

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Well we didn't do. Now hang
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talking about something very specific. If
you think about Kickstart My Heart, or

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think about Bad Motor Scooter, Motor
Scooter? Would Montrose think about songs that

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actually have car sounds in them?
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I mean, do we need to
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the Machine in on this. Yeah, it seems like Panama would have been

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a song about cars and driving from
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Yeah, I'm sure I did,
because I love the Queen song I'm

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in Love with My Car. There
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that discussion before, either here or
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I'm I'm sure of it because I
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I'm almost positive we did a top
five on vehicle songs. We could easily

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probably look it up, but we
won't. I can't believe we just blew

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by the who fired on the podcast
thing so far. Oh yeah, by

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the way, he says that somebody
he timestamped it for us as well,

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So if somebody wants to go back
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just a couple of weeks ago.
Now I've got a leather chair. I

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look say. There have been times
if you go back and don't because it'll

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be a waste your time, where
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a sentence when Rod is talking,
and it's not because of what you said

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is enlightening or funny. It's because
I shipped my pants in the middle of

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your sentence and maybe it got hurt. So there have been an instances where

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this sort of situation has happened,
but no one's ever caught it. I'm

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pretty sure I didn't do it at
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timestamp. But if you go back
in time, if you see me laugh

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at my ass off for no apparent
reason, it's because I just dropped ass.

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Okay, So I've done it.
I like the suggestions. Here's another

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one, Nolan, who is listening
to the podcast. Since you're looking for

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podcast topics, I guess I mentioned
it on the air this week. Keep

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it fresh, since your daughter London
just gave herself a fresh new haircut.

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More on that in a second,
l Every one of my six kids have

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done the same thing, so don't
worry. Topic could be which rock band

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or artists have the best iconic hairstyles. Mine would have to be zz Top.

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Just a little food for thought,
Nolan the giant blaylock. Um,

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that's an interesting one. I gotta
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of a flock of seagulls. Dude. Yeah, I mean iconic hair.

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I mean the fact that you didn't
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who's got a better hair, dude
than Harry Styles? Right now?

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You know what, I will say
this out loud as a grown ass man.

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I bet it smells good. Oh
you know it does? You know

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it does? It's He probably just
rubs berries in it too. He probably

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doesn't even use like, he wouldn't
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like we use shampoo, but you
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herbs and berries. It's it's watermelon
juice. I'm pretty sure it's uh yeah.

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I mean it's hard to beat Lenny
Kravitz when he's got those full dreads.

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It's kind of hard to beat Lenny
Kravitz. That's iconic. Um,

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It's easier to go and look back
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that was easy because they all it's
the same. You think of Cinderella,

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you know what I mean, you're
poison, just tease. David Coverdale had

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like one of the best lion manes
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if you go back and if you
look at White Snake, and if you

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look at Rudy Sarzo and when he
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probably was the best looking group of
hair. Yeah, of any of the

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bands. I distinctly remember the bass
player for Cinderella had an awesome palm tree

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right in the front and then just
long, straight down blonde hair. Dude.

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I remember these things because I was
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would notice, like, damn,
what can I have that? Yeah,

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well, you know, shit happens, right, But yeah, No,

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Coverdale always had a great wig.
You know, Sammy Hagar's wig was always

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spectacular, you know, massive,
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It was just his fucking crazy ass
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a lot of time on it.
That son of a bitch still has a

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ton of hair. I mean,
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on social media unless I mean,
I get it. I mean I follow

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his stuff. Are you Are you
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stuff that he's putting out right now? No, No, I'm pretty glad.

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I'm not. Dude, it's weird. It's it's a one camera shot.

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Okay. It's kind of like how
Britney's videos are weird, you know,

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Britney's instagrams with a weird jerky dance
moves and stuff. Dude, get

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her some more help, So Diamond
Dave must have a stage at his house

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and he's just kind of lip syncing
and gyrating and dancing and sometimes he'll bring

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out a sword and he's marching to
songs and it's just Dave being Dave.

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It's really fucking weird. Once you
watch and stop one video, you'll start

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getting him in your feed and you'll
see and you're that means you're probably not

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fin following David ly Roth on and
it's probably it's Facebook. He's old,

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but go check it out. I
mean, you know it's David Lee Roth.

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He's a He's David Lee Roth.
I mean there's only one. There's

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absolutely only one. But I mean
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day. He did have a bad
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Peak van Halen and it's like they
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they had to look the sound.
They they were the ones who really

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put it all together, you know
what I mean, Like they just went,

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uh yeah, and then being fucking
handsome helps wouldn't know, but you

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know what I mean, Like it
really helps a lot for those guys.

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I mean, unbelievable their hair,
you know, other whole thing. Back

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in the late seventies, those pictures
were so fucking cool man. Anyway,

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Um, all right, well,
I like I like that, Thank you,

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I like that. And then Melissa
Gulsby last email, brother Rod,

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I suggested a few podcasts back uh
top Tom Hanks Top five, Robin Williams

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Movies, What are your thoughts?
Both are great actors and both have made

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great movies. Love Melissa g So
that was the one that kind of caught

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your eye and you immediately said,
oh oh, oh man, Tom Hanks,

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So you wanted to do that.
So I'm all, I'm down for

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talking some Tom Hanks movies today.
Yeah, I mean, actually, I

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would love to do Robin Williams too. But I know that Hanks just busted

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out of a book that he wrote, So I'm like, well, he's

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kind of in the news. Why
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a hotter topic right now. But
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in the near future as well.
Two great ideas. Let me ask you

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this something that recently had come up
that we were talking about. Would you

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find the person weird if they went
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didn't like Tom Hanks, wouldn't it
be their problem? Yeah? Anything else?

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Yeah, that's a red flag if
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Tom Hanks, Like, I don't
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it's I mean, you might not
like us a couple of movies he's been

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in, or maybe he comes off
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just being at this point, he
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You know, there's a clip of
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someone asked him like, what do
you do with your oscars? Because he's

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got two of them, right,
he says, well, the first one

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really meant a lot, it was
great, and then he says the second

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one, I literally just duct taped
it as a hood ornament to my Mercedes

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or whatever. That was kind of
the running that the joke. He's funny,

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that's not hysterical, man's It was
Tom Hanks's delivery. So it wasn't

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cocky at all. But it was
funny. But I could see where sensitive

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people will get upset about that.
No, you're right, if someone said

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I don't like Tom Hanks, I'd
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Then there's only a couple of people, and the ones off the top of

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my head because Tom Hanks was one
of them. You don't have to like

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her music, but who doesn't like
Dolly Parton? And then the other one,

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and then it just then it hit
me, like Betty White, you

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tell me that is a massive red
flag. It's like telling you don't like

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puppies. You know, it's just
a red flag, Like you're a weirdo.

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It's that's you. That's your problem
if you don't like Tom Hanks or

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you know right now, I mean
the last few years Kiano Reeves too.

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I mean, he's like this awesome
dude, donates money and time and he

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just makes these awesome movies and it's
like, how do you not like that

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guy? Do? Really? What
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I do? Like I do like
the whole the internet buzz for for Keanu

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Reeves. Man, he is just
an awesome dude. He is an awesome

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dude. Great, and I think
there's a lot of celebrities that do a

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lot of good things and they don't
always demand the camera beyond them when they're

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doing it and passing out a bottle
of water to somebody that just you know,

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had their house ruined in the hurricane. But Keanu Reeves really never ever,

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ever. I mean, can you
imagine just because we've caught him doing

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such really uh like amazing gestures and
acts of kindness, can you imagine what

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we don't know because he doesn't actively
put the stuff out there on social media.

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I mean, there's some celebrities at
every time they do anything, it's

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like, you know, they bring
their own camera crew with them, right

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right, right right, Yeah,
But I didn't do that. If somebody

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said, you know, I don't
like Tom Hanks, you're right, that

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would be like, what do you
like then? And how many people are

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buried in your backyard? You know
what I mean, because that would be

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a little bit disturbing. I see
what you're saying there. Rab The Food

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Fighters song came down today, the
new one. It came out of nowhere

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and the first one, Rescued or
rescue me I should know, yeah,

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Rescued came out and we were like
what it was. I love the song.

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We're playing it a million times.
It's number one on the Alt charts,

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the Active rock charts, so it's
obviously done what it was supposed to

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do and it's a good song.
Well then today another new song is released

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and it is called under You,
and it's fucking great as well. It's

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better, Yeah, it is better. It's better. So when the song

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came down, I knew that it
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it on social media yesterday said hey, we got a new song coming out.

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So I did. I put a
preview on the music blog page yesterday

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I said, hey, food Fighter
has got a new song. I just

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assumed that, you know, my
big massive iHeartRadio. I just figured they'd

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be on it. No, no, no, not on it. So

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the song came out about seven forty
seven forty five, and I'm like,

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oh, geez, it doesn't have
three thousand views yet. Okay, by

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the time I get over to YouTube
and it was actually before so it was

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about seven thirty five, and I
just said, wow, I hope there's

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no swearing in this. And I'm
not supposed to do this. I am

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not supposed to go with live audio
off of my laptop. Nope. I

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had not previewed this song. I
had not done anything. I said,

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hey, you guys want to hear
the new food writer song. And I

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played it and I potted it up
on the board from my laptop, and

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I'm just praying that there's no cussing
in it, right, and from that

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little clip, and of course I'm
really really listening, right and I never

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listened to the lyrics, but I'm
really listening to see if he swears in

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that minute. I played it for
about a minute and a half right there.

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I declared, it's better. This
is a superior song than what he

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has already given us. And then
when you start dissecting, because I was

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listening to the lyrics, which I
never do, I'm like, holy shit,

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Yeah, it's heavy, heavy.
This is an absolute open letter to

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Taylor Hawkins, which you know,
I got some thoughts on that as well.

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But you know, it's there's some
songs that make you dig and you

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wonder, Oh, I wonder if
that's a about that, and if that's

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about that. No, it's just
I wish you were here and we were

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smoking cigarettes together. I mean,
it's just I need to be hit over

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the head. And that's exactly what
I was. I was hit over the

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head. So by eight twenty forty
minutes later, we got our ship together.

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And then I ended up playing it
on the air this morning and took

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phone calls and took all the emails
and everything, and just overwhelming. Dude.

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People were bawling. Yep, they
said, Rod, I'm typing this

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and I'm crying. Yeah, it's
awesome. It's a great song. The

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lyrics are absolutely amazing. If you
if you watched the lyric video, it's

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great. It's funny because usually when
you have a band of this caliber and

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you know how this goes they are
going to the record that it was going

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to push it out to the program
directors like the radio Wizard and me and

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the other pets around the country and
go, hey, here's brand new Food

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Fights. Like the first single came
out and it's like holy shit, and

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we scrambled as fast as we could
get it and put it on the air.

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No problem. This came out.
We didn't really get much of a

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heads up. I didn't get anything
from the label. They didn't say,

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hey, we're gonna have another new
song tomorrow. I think it was just

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on their institute's yeah, and then
the YouTube was where they released the whole

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song, right correct, But yesterday
on Instagram they said hey, we got

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something new coming out tomorrow. So
and that was it. I was surprised

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that it wasn't more well that's what
I'm worries and everything. It just it

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was quite quiet. So what I'm
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then at so yeah, same thing
with me. I listened to it with

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my son on the way to school. I'm like, dude, we have

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bright new Food Fighter checked the shit
out and he's like he's like, whoa,

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that's really good. That is really
good. He goes, oh,

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those lyrics are heavy, man.
I like, yeah, it's about Taylor

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obviously, right. So then I
get this was at like we all we

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all heard it off of YouTube at
like seven forty in the morning or whatever.

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It was okay, great. At
nine forty am. This is two

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hours later, I get an email
from the record label, as did all

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the pds at the same time,
at nine forty hey and Cash amnists that

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the Food Fighters have announced a new
single. It's out now and it's online.

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I emailed back, Hey, this
is awesome any because you know,

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we're supposed to only be playing like
really high quality dot wave forms on the

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air. You know, MP three
is no bullshit, right, I said,

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Hey, this is great. You
send me all the links to all

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this shit, and you didn't send
me a wave file that I can download

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so you can play it on the
air. Can you maybe do that?

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This is me going back and forth
with the label and they're like, yep,

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stand by, And then I'm like
I'm like, hey, I just

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want to spend it a few times
because here's what behind the scenes. Let's

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go back into the weeds a little
bit, go behind the curtain a little

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bit. You see the first single
is out there. It's number one.

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But now what they want to do
now that once you get a song to

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number one, you want it to
stay number one for multiple weeks, so

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you can that's a big selling point
down the road. Right, So they

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wanted this thing to send it number
one for ten weeks. Sure, whatever

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they want to do. Right.
So what happens is because this new song

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has been played for weeks, now
they release a new one. They're afraid

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all the radio program directors are gonna
pull that one down and start playing this

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other one because you've only got so
much room on the air for so many

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Food Fighters songs. Right, So
I said, hey, I appreciate you

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sending me the high quality link.
I just want to play it a few

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times because radio needs to do these
types of things still, which read between

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the lines, hey, what the
fuck why didn't you send this ship to

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us last night? Right? Like
I'm arguing, well, that's the Food

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Fighters. They wouldn't have allowed that
exactly, but but hey, why not

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send it out so I can play
it on the air, you know what

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I mean? Like, yeah,
and this is why I fought a little

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bit. It's because you know,
we've had this conversation. You know,

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radio a dying dinosaur on the vine. Well, these are those little hills

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that we can still fight on.
That's why I fought back a little bit,

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like, hey, hey, we
can do more for you than your

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little internet at this point, right
and still bang shit, we can still

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get it out there. And that's
where I went and fall a little bit

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on this hill for what we talk
about multiple times on these episodes, you

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know. Yeah, which, by
the way, radio is not dying.

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It's doing quite well. Yeah.
I was obnoxious with my boss this morning.

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I'm like, bro, work it
out, let's go. What are

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we doing? You know? And
I knew because something fucked up with Metallica

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with them releasing the Metallica and somehow
it didn't get out to radio the way

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that it was supposed to, and
I ended up playing luxA Turna off my

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laptop on the air for the first
spin. I'm not I wasn't waiting.

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I said this, We listened to
it. It was a clean and I

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said, listen, we gotta go, we gotta go, we gotta go.

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Now it's different because you know,
I'm excited and I'm like playing it

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up with everybody, and you know, people know that I'm excited about a

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new food Fighter song. There's not
another radio station in the market that's going

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to beat me to it, right, That's what it used to be like

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back in the day. But I
still have that we gotta get this on

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the air, though. We've got
to get it on and let people hear

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it because I think it's special.
I really radio is magic. And if

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you go back to when you and
I were young and you heard a brand

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new song on the radio, and
if you can remember hearing songs for the

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first time, I still want to
create that. No other radio station in

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this market is going to beat me
to it, but YouTube is going to

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beat me every time because food Fighters
put it on their own YouTube channel.

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And that's great, and I'm sure
people still get excited about listening to its

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ship on the computer. But I
still I want to keep the magic while

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while I'm on Watch in the morning
from six to ten, I'm still trying

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to create that magic, the thing
that got me excited when I was not

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only a kid, but like onto
when I was older and hearing these things

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and these announcements and songs and concert
announcements. That's me genuinely excited about that

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stuff because I used to be excited
about hearing them, right, So that's

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why I get crazy, like you
were, we gotta get this on the

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air. I don't want somebody to
go fucking listen to it on YouTube.

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Well, then we want to share
it. I want to hear it with

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them for the first time. I
want you to pick up the phone.

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I want you to call me because
I am live in the studio. I

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want to talk about it. What
did you think of that's line, What

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did you think of the song?
Did you like it? Did you hate

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it? I want That's so important
to me to do that while I can

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while I'm live on the air for
those four hours, right, And it's

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important to radio in general. Like, like, there was another band that

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I did some stuff for and I
did all this prep work with them,

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and I'm like, okay, cool
man, So you know, give me

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the song. I'll world premiere it, right. I'm like, you know,

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hey, we're cool with that,
right, Like I'll play it first

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and everyone else to get it.
The world will get it. All this

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stuff because of all the prep work
we were doing with the band for the

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launch of the song, and said
no, no, we're gonna deal with

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YouTube, So I think there's probably
like I would sit there and go in

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my immediately thinking like, hey,
why aren't we going as a radio collective

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group? Right? iHeart Odyssey,
Cumulus, those are the three bigs and

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all go hey, record labels,
how about you give us an hour,

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Give us an hour, send us
these big songs, Give us one hour

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to all get our ship together,
get it all on the air, let

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her do our thing, and then
release it to the worldwide web. Help

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radio still remain a little bit relevant
with some of these acts, you know,

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But there's probably so much money in
all these other contracts with as I'm

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thinking this in real time, with
YouTube, and then you your channels that

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you want to have it first,
so people do dive on your YouTube channel.

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Maybe that's what that's the problem,
probably, right am I thinking that?

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Right? You are thinking that,
right? They want they want the

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hits, They want the hits on
their personal channels. It's right, which

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they would still get they would correct
them, correct, but that radio has

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to come together with the labels and
go, guys, come on, give

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us an one hour, one fucking
hour. So this Sunday, two o'clock

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Central time, YEP, and I
know you've got the u r L over

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there. The food Fighters are going
to do something online and it's I don't

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know much about it. It looks
like it's a little behind the scenes as

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they are maybe rehearsing as they're getting
ready to go on this tour. I

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think the title of it kind of
alludes to like getting ready to go on

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tour. And I think this is
where we're going to find out who the

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drummer is. Yeah, I think
so. I mean, how do you

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not at this point they're gonna be
rehearsing. It's it's it's recordings of them

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rehearsing for this upcoming tour. If
you surprises along the way, they say,

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that's really what it is. R. It's going to be on a

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Sunday, Uh eight p I'm sorry, Sunday, May twenty first. It's

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two o'clock Central time. Yeah,
two o'clock Central time. Uh. The

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U R L is Uh Foo Fighters
dot Veeps v e EPs dot com.

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Up with the link up here when
we post it. Um, Yeah,

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Foo Fighters dot veeps dot com.
Um. I think it's gonna be cool

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shit and you I think this is
where we find out about the drummer situation,

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whatever it may be, I I
doubling down on all of my comments

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earlier. And this is where you
can, you know, you take chances.

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But I think I'm doubling down on
everything that I've already said after listening

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to under You today and see and
listening to Dave and looking at those lyrics

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and hearing Dave pouring his his heart
out and sharing his feelings with us.

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No fucking way is some new guy
gonna play the drums on that song.

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It's no way. Now. Dave
can't do it live, and he's going

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and moving forward. He will,
he will get a drummer, take him

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on the road, obviously, and
then okay, then he's going to allow

405
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him to do the stuff in the
studio. I think no fucking way is

406
00:27:23.279 --> 00:27:27.839
something not even Josh Freeze. He's
not playing on this album. This is

407
00:27:27.960 --> 00:27:34.440
Dave's tribute to Taylor. Yeah.
So what it used to be is Dave

408
00:27:34.519 --> 00:27:37.480
was the drummer on that first album, and he was actually the drummer on

409
00:27:37.519 --> 00:27:41.759
the second album. Then Taylor became
the touring drummer and then officially joins the

410
00:27:41.799 --> 00:27:45.559
band, and then Taylor does all
the drums going forward. Now Taylor has

411
00:27:45.599 --> 00:27:48.839
talked talked about this back in the
day. He's like, damn, I'm

412
00:27:48.839 --> 00:27:51.759
in a band with Dave Grohli's one
of the all time great drummers. I'm

413
00:27:51.799 --> 00:27:55.079
trying to make sure that I do
things that he likes, and you know,

414
00:27:55.799 --> 00:27:57.920
and then they start working together and
you know, and Taylor is just

415
00:27:59.160 --> 00:28:03.720
was this amazing rummer two. I
think a complete role reversal is happening.

416
00:28:04.519 --> 00:28:07.920
And all my chips are on this. Dave Grohl is the drummer on this

417
00:28:07.960 --> 00:28:11.880
album. There's no doubt in my
mind. Yeah. Yeah, and he's

418
00:28:11.960 --> 00:28:15.319
doing things now. I think Taylor
would have done this on this song,

419
00:28:17.680 --> 00:28:22.920
complete fucking mind flip. Yeah.
I mean listen, I will be the

420
00:28:22.960 --> 00:28:25.400
first person I say, okay,
man, Damn, I got that one

421
00:28:25.440 --> 00:28:30.599
wrong. There's no way Dave's allowing
somebody to play on this personal an album.

422
00:28:33.000 --> 00:28:34.599
No, and I've heard that Dave
played all the drums on the album.

423
00:28:34.640 --> 00:28:38.240
But to your point about and which
would be great to have the opportunity

424
00:28:38.240 --> 00:28:41.359
to interview Dave Grohl, which is
gonna be very hard to do because he

425
00:28:41.400 --> 00:28:44.559
is not gonna want to spend a
lot of time talking to a bunch of

426
00:28:44.599 --> 00:28:48.839
mooks. About this situation over and
over again. But when you hang out

427
00:28:48.880 --> 00:28:52.559
with people, right, you start
to act like those people, you start

428
00:28:52.599 --> 00:28:56.920
to catch on the phraseology of the
two or like us. You know,

429
00:28:56.079 --> 00:28:59.960
people hang with us there like,
well, you fucking guys have your own

430
00:29:00.079 --> 00:29:02.720
language when you talk to each other, you know what I mean, Like,

431
00:29:02.839 --> 00:29:04.640
there's shit like that, and you
do get that, and you pick

432
00:29:04.759 --> 00:29:08.279
up that, and I'm sure shit, and I'm sure how do we know

433
00:29:08.359 --> 00:29:12.200
we're not flies on the wall?
Which we were, But like you know,

434
00:29:12.359 --> 00:29:15.759
Dave was like, fuck, dude, that's that's a cool part.

435
00:29:15.759 --> 00:29:17.359
I never thought of that, you
know what I mean? Like you do.

436
00:29:17.400 --> 00:29:18.599
That doesn't matter how good you are
at anything, You're always going to

437
00:29:18.680 --> 00:29:22.680
learn new shit. So maybe maybe
it was a subconscious thing that would be

438
00:29:22.720 --> 00:29:26.640
That would be the question to ask
Dave, birl. That would be a

439
00:29:26.680 --> 00:29:30.599
great fucking question to ask him to
see what his response would be. As

440
00:29:30.640 --> 00:29:33.839
I'm fit, you know, sitting
around and I'm thinking about this and I'm

441
00:29:33.880 --> 00:29:37.440
you know, I'm exhausting all of
this, I realize it gets, you

442
00:29:37.480 --> 00:29:40.880
know, I start getting to that
rock and roll Hall of Fame thing.

443
00:29:41.480 --> 00:29:45.039
Does anybody else? Does anybody care
who's playing the drums on the new Food

444
00:29:45.079 --> 00:29:48.720
Fighter album. I mean, there's
got to be just a little bit of

445
00:29:48.759 --> 00:29:52.079
interest, right, I mean,
we're not talking about something that nobody's interested

446
00:29:52.079 --> 00:29:56.440
in. And that's that's my biggest
fear. Now people are interested, I'm

447
00:29:56.480 --> 00:29:59.240
interested. I'm pretty sure he did
all the drums on this album. I

448
00:30:00.000 --> 00:30:03.200
how would you let anyone? I
mean, it's Dave's band anyway, you

449
00:30:03.319 --> 00:30:10.119
know him? Yeah, And it
only makes sense, like, how do

450
00:30:10.160 --> 00:30:11.559
you have Yeah, Hey, hey, Bob, come on in. You

451
00:30:11.640 --> 00:30:15.079
know nah, I don't feel like
I think you're right. I think this

452
00:30:14.720 --> 00:30:19.359
is this is him tributing and kind
of putting all together in honor of Taylor.

453
00:30:19.799 --> 00:30:27.519
One other thing, this is just
an observation. Everybody was dissecting all

454
00:30:27.559 --> 00:30:33.599
of those early Food Fighter songs and
they're waiting for Dave to do some kind

455
00:30:33.640 --> 00:30:36.799
of a tribute. And I remember
hearing my hero for the first time and

456
00:30:36.839 --> 00:30:40.720
we all just assumed, Okay,
there it is. He's finally doing a

457
00:30:40.839 --> 00:30:47.079
song about Kurt. And he never
really did. He never shared that with

458
00:30:47.200 --> 00:30:55.680
us, coming in so raw after
Nirvana, he didn't just sit around and

459
00:30:55.799 --> 00:31:00.839
pour his heart out about his friend
that passed away. He just didn't do

460
00:31:00.880 --> 00:31:06.480
it now. He's a different guy. We've all we're all different from when

461
00:31:06.480 --> 00:31:08.079
we were twenty five years old and
now we're you know, we're all the

462
00:31:08.119 --> 00:31:15.039
same age. So you know,
Dave's fifty three and hearing this song today

463
00:31:15.079 --> 00:31:18.200
and you could even hear in Rescue, you can hear lines like, man,

464
00:31:18.480 --> 00:31:22.599
you can tell he's he's thinking about
Taylor. This song today is just

465
00:31:22.759 --> 00:31:26.079
all about it. It's an absolute
tribute to Taylor. He did not do

466
00:31:26.119 --> 00:31:30.960
that early in his career, and
he flat out said my hero. Sorry

467
00:31:30.960 --> 00:31:33.079
man, it's it's not just about
one person. So you know, if

468
00:31:33.079 --> 00:31:37.279
you want to think it's about Kurt, that's fine, But yeah, he

469
00:31:37.359 --> 00:31:41.839
just didn't sit around and wallow about
you know, Kurt Cobain. He did

470
00:31:41.920 --> 00:31:45.200
know, but did the same relations
doing here. Look at how quickly he's

471
00:31:45.240 --> 00:31:48.559
turn it around an album. It's
funny. I had the same conversation with

472
00:31:48.599 --> 00:31:52.200
my fourteen year old son today in
the car. He's a huge Food Fighters

473
00:31:52.240 --> 00:31:53.519
fans, right. Uh. You
know, we went to LA and we

474
00:31:53.559 --> 00:31:57.480
saw the tribute thing back in September
and we were talking about it. I

475
00:31:57.519 --> 00:32:00.880
said, I said, man,
I said, this is a tough thing.

476
00:32:00.720 --> 00:32:05.279
I said, because there's a lot
of And I don't know how you

477
00:32:05.359 --> 00:32:07.640
blocked this out as an artist either, because I said, look, I

478
00:32:08.160 --> 00:32:10.680
would imagine because we said the same
thing. I said, the first song,

479
00:32:10.720 --> 00:32:15.079
I like, this one's better.
You've got two great songs right now

480
00:32:15.319 --> 00:32:17.440
on a new album, which doesn't
happen very often, this late in your

481
00:32:17.440 --> 00:32:22.599
career, I said. But I
said, if you look at any great

482
00:32:22.839 --> 00:32:25.640
art, it's either the first thing
you produce, your first album, or

483
00:32:27.519 --> 00:32:32.640
some horrible shit happens and then you've
got a new muse and you look.

484
00:32:32.680 --> 00:32:36.640
Man, that's why they call it
a tortured artist. You know, great

485
00:32:36.720 --> 00:32:40.480
art doesn't come from sitting around looking
at fucking rainbows. Usually it usually does

486
00:32:40.559 --> 00:32:45.759
not. It comes from fucking awful
things that happened. And this is an

487
00:32:45.839 --> 00:32:47.960
artist's response. I told my son. I said, dude, I said,

488
00:32:47.960 --> 00:32:51.200
but this is a hard thing because, ay, you're the food fighters.

489
00:32:51.920 --> 00:32:54.200
You can't get all weepy and cry
on a whole fucking album. You

490
00:32:54.240 --> 00:32:57.039
know, you gotta have some bangers, you gotta have some fun shit.

491
00:32:57.119 --> 00:32:59.680
And there, I would think,
So there's a fine line you have to

492
00:32:59.759 --> 00:33:01.359
walk. You know, there's gotta
be adults in the room who are gonna

493
00:33:01.359 --> 00:33:06.440
be like, you know, Dave, this is not an Alison Chain's record.

494
00:33:07.160 --> 00:33:08.480
This is not Mad Season, you
know what I mean? Like yeah,

495
00:33:08.559 --> 00:33:12.160
like yeah, the Food Fighters.
You know, nobody would ever,

496
00:33:13.039 --> 00:33:16.599
you know, there's not a whole
lot of Mopi Food Fighter songs, no,

497
00:33:17.240 --> 00:33:20.400
none, And these aren't either.
These two songs we haven't heard the

498
00:33:20.400 --> 00:33:22.960
man. These are great. I
love them both. Yeah, it was

499
00:33:22.000 --> 00:33:24.680
just an interesting conversation about like,
wow, where do you go? How

500
00:33:24.720 --> 00:33:29.279
do you how do you handle this? And obviously they figured it out so

501
00:33:29.279 --> 00:33:32.720
far these two songs. No problems
here. I'm I'm I'm want the vinyl

502
00:33:34.200 --> 00:33:37.960
that offers it in black record and
a white record. Looks cool. That's

503
00:33:38.000 --> 00:33:45.559
cool. Yeah. So who is
your money on being the drummer when the

504
00:33:45.559 --> 00:33:50.680
Food Fighters go out on the road. My money, My money's still on

505
00:33:50.799 --> 00:33:55.640
the Queen's kid. Uh Um,
the guy these drums for the darkness right

506
00:33:55.680 --> 00:34:00.359
now? And what tell's his name? Rufus Taylor? Still there? I

507
00:34:00.839 --> 00:34:05.680
mean he does look a little too
much like Taylor. It's a little weird,

508
00:34:05.720 --> 00:34:07.480
the Taylor connection. The thing is
the whole thing's bizarre. Um,

509
00:34:08.920 --> 00:34:13.119
why not that's I'm still there?
It could be anybody. I don't have

510
00:34:13.119 --> 00:34:16.039
any insight. I really don't.
I know, you're you're You're still what

511
00:34:16.159 --> 00:34:21.960
Josh Freeze? Right, I'm still
I'm still rooting for Josh Freeze. Um

512
00:34:22.000 --> 00:34:27.599
I am. I just think he
would be such an awesome addition to that

513
00:34:27.639 --> 00:34:34.800
band. Yeah, there would be. And again, I listen the Taylor

514
00:34:34.840 --> 00:34:38.400
Hawkins, how much he loved Queen
and how much he worshiped Roger Taylor,

515
00:34:38.880 --> 00:34:44.559
and then you've got you know,
the kid, his son looks like Taylor

516
00:34:44.639 --> 00:34:49.239
and yeah, it's just Taylor's everywhere. It's yeah, and I get all

517
00:34:49.280 --> 00:34:52.480
that, and nothing's gonna make me
upset. I don't care. I mean,

518
00:34:52.559 --> 00:34:54.719
who's gonna question anything that Dave any
decision that Dave role makes. At

519
00:34:54.719 --> 00:34:59.880
this point, you know, he's
made pretty good decisions, so he's gonna

520
00:35:00.119 --> 00:35:05.719
the right decision for them. But
I think the world needs to know who

521
00:35:05.840 --> 00:35:09.159
Josh Freeze is. He's such an
awesome drummer. I don't know if anybody

522
00:35:09.280 --> 00:35:16.440
followed the homework assignment of going back
and watching A Perfect Circle's Judith video good

523
00:35:16.480 --> 00:35:20.159
it still holds up. So Joe
I watched it afterwards, I'm like,

524
00:35:20.159 --> 00:35:23.280
holy shit, is this a great
song? Is it good? I mean

525
00:35:23.320 --> 00:35:28.599
everybody's great in that video pass on
bass like like we talked about because that

526
00:35:28.599 --> 00:35:30.280
was that was in my mother that
was on my mother list. But I

527
00:35:30.320 --> 00:35:35.719
said go back and just watched the
drummer and just tell me that that guy

528
00:35:36.400 --> 00:35:39.719
should not be behind Dave Grohl.
Oh yeah yeah. And in the tribute

529
00:35:39.719 --> 00:35:44.119
shows, he was all over the
place. He was popping up throughout both

530
00:35:44.239 --> 00:35:46.519
nights, the one over in London
and the one in la he kept getting

531
00:35:46.559 --> 00:35:50.360
up, coming down, back up. Here's Josh Bam bam. So he

532
00:35:50.360 --> 00:35:53.400
played as he was like the ultimate
utility guy. Yeah, and he could

533
00:35:53.400 --> 00:35:58.400
play anything anywhere, anytime. He's
amazing. He's absolutely spectacular. So we

534
00:35:58.519 --> 00:36:02.360
don't find out. I would say
this Sunday special, two o'clock Central again

535
00:36:02.440 --> 00:36:08.159
food Fighters dot veeps dot com.
It's called food Fighters preparing music for concerts.

536
00:36:08.199 --> 00:36:12.480
I think it's gonna be fun.
I hope it. All I know

537
00:36:12.519 --> 00:36:15.039
is I know what I'm doing Sunday
now. I'm cranking the ship out of

538
00:36:15.039 --> 00:36:16.559
that and chilling back and watch it. Yes, Sunday at two o'clock.

539
00:36:16.599 --> 00:36:20.239
Man, it's gonna be interesting.
Do they just come right out and say,

540
00:36:20.239 --> 00:36:22.079
wammo, look who's in the band. Right. You see this guy,

541
00:36:22.199 --> 00:36:24.880
he's playing the drums. Now,
let's move on like it almost has

542
00:36:24.920 --> 00:36:28.440
to go quick like that, you
know what I mean, like just fucking

543
00:36:29.199 --> 00:36:31.440
everyone in the world, especially these
two dopes. I've been making a deal

544
00:36:31.480 --> 00:36:36.079
about this for a year, you
know. Yeah, And uh, there's

545
00:36:36.119 --> 00:36:38.320
a reason they're holding back because they
knew this would a little bit of excitement.

546
00:36:38.760 --> 00:36:40.519
I really think it is. They
could have just came out and say,

547
00:36:40.519 --> 00:36:44.360
here's the drummers. Who cares?
Okay, well, okay, that's

548
00:36:44.440 --> 00:36:47.599
nice. I feel like they've done
this on purpose a little bit, and

549
00:36:47.639 --> 00:36:52.639
there's gotta be a reason. I
hope they explain it. Yeah, I

550
00:36:52.679 --> 00:36:57.639
don't know, or are they out
there right now on this on fucking Hollywood

551
00:36:57.679 --> 00:37:00.320
Boulevard going hey, anybody know how
to play the drums? I mean,

552
00:37:00.400 --> 00:37:02.000
does it come down to that?
And they've not made a decision I do.

553
00:37:02.639 --> 00:37:08.960
Holy shit, dude, could you
imagine? No? I can't.

554
00:37:09.199 --> 00:37:12.559
It would be too much, we
can't, too hard to do. I'd

555
00:37:12.559 --> 00:37:15.920
have to get on the treadmill.
The cardio for a food show. One

556
00:37:15.000 --> 00:37:19.960
song, dude, the cardio for
a food fighter show. You're right?

557
00:37:20.079 --> 00:37:22.840
One song I'm dying okay song?
And they'll be like, all right,

558
00:37:22.840 --> 00:37:25.920
we're gonna need another guy one song. I mean, like, give me.

559
00:37:29.599 --> 00:37:34.119
It's why it's why Taylor looks so
ripped because he just fucking two and

560
00:37:34.119 --> 00:37:37.400
a half hours of that. We're
talking, Dame, I'm not ready for

561
00:37:37.400 --> 00:37:40.039
the next song yet. How about
we just do an acoustic set with the

562
00:37:40.239 --> 00:37:45.840
drums. Wait, God help me, oxygen. Yeah, listen, we're

563
00:37:45.840 --> 00:37:47.639
gonna take a short little break.
Um, we're gonna do Tom Hanks.

564
00:37:47.639 --> 00:37:51.679
We're gonna do our favorite Tom Hanks
songs before the break. Let me just

565
00:37:51.679 --> 00:37:53.679
throw this off the movies. Let's
do a little let's do a little guy

566
00:37:53.760 --> 00:37:55.800
talk. We gotta I got a
thing from a buddy. Oh yeah,

567
00:37:55.880 --> 00:37:59.079
yeah, I forgot you got this
thing? This is we need some bro

568
00:37:59.159 --> 00:38:01.159
have we gotta gather. It's like, uh, you know Ted Lasso brings

569
00:38:01.159 --> 00:38:04.639
in what is it the Hounds when
all the boys get together and they're all,

570
00:38:04.639 --> 00:38:07.079
oh, you know, they all
got boy problems, which, by

571
00:38:07.079 --> 00:38:08.920
the way, I wish I had
that years ago. That was pretty cool.

572
00:38:09.400 --> 00:38:15.079
Um. Anyway, my buddy says, hey, um, I got

573
00:38:15.079 --> 00:38:19.280
this chick I've been with for about
four months and he says, look,

574
00:38:20.079 --> 00:38:22.679
he goes fun fact that I learned
the hard way and didn't really think about

575
00:38:22.679 --> 00:38:27.719
it. She's got a tattoo of
her ex's name on her back shoulder,

576
00:38:29.639 --> 00:38:32.960
and he says, so, anytime
I'm delivering some backshots, oh, I'm

577
00:38:34.039 --> 00:38:38.880
staring at its name. How do
we fix this? So he's he's given

578
00:38:38.880 --> 00:38:44.119
it the old hey, what suck
dog? And you know he's just looking

579
00:38:44.119 --> 00:38:47.119
now, going hey, Bob or
whatever the dude's name is. I didn't

580
00:38:47.119 --> 00:38:51.000
get that far into the He goes, what are we doing about this?

581
00:38:51.320 --> 00:38:53.920
How do we fix this? I'm
like, who is we? Like?

582
00:38:54.119 --> 00:38:58.199
You just go hey, look at
this point, you gotta you gotta,

583
00:38:58.239 --> 00:39:01.920
you gotta scratch that shit out or
something. So this comes up from time

584
00:39:01.960 --> 00:39:05.639
to time because a lot of people
got tattoos down. This has to happen

585
00:39:05.719 --> 00:39:10.199
more often than not, right,
correct, So when this happens, if

586
00:39:10.199 --> 00:39:14.920
it's in the morning, I will
take the time and I will say,

587
00:39:14.960 --> 00:39:19.320
okay, you know, like you're
talking about ted Lasso the Diamond Dogs,

588
00:39:19.559 --> 00:39:24.000
as I need you all to assemble
right now. I will just It's as

589
00:39:24.000 --> 00:39:27.719
simple as this. This is how
many people have this. It's as easy

590
00:39:27.760 --> 00:39:32.320
as saying I need three of you
right now that have somebody else's name that's

591
00:39:32.400 --> 00:39:38.159
not your child or your mom,
or your brother or sister tattooed on you.

592
00:39:38.199 --> 00:39:43.800
I need you to call and I
need you to tell this person right

593
00:39:43.840 --> 00:39:47.280
here, what a stupid idea.
It is. Every phone line rings,

594
00:39:47.320 --> 00:39:51.800
bro, every single phone line.
Okay, well here's what you got,

595
00:39:51.920 --> 00:39:55.599
Rod. Now, if somebody is
trying to get it removed, this is

596
00:39:55.599 --> 00:40:01.760
a fact. It fucking hurts.
Now, if you're one of these tough

597
00:40:01.760 --> 00:40:06.119
guys that doesn't think a tattoo hurts, then okay, you're cooler than me.

598
00:40:06.199 --> 00:40:10.519
It hurts every one of them hurt. Tattoo removal is worse, really,

599
00:40:12.000 --> 00:40:15.639
So don't get something that you're gonna
have to get removed. Do not

600
00:40:15.840 --> 00:40:21.000
get a boyfriend, a girlfriend,
a wife, or a husband. I

601
00:40:21.079 --> 00:40:24.519
hope you guys stay together forever.
I really do. Okay, love wins

602
00:40:24.559 --> 00:40:30.400
with me. Okay, I wish
you the best. But there's so many

603
00:40:30.440 --> 00:40:34.440
other people whose name that you could
tattoo on you that would even mean more.

604
00:40:35.000 --> 00:40:37.440
Sorry, but it does. Okay, your kid will always be your

605
00:40:37.480 --> 00:40:39.800
kid. You don't have a kid, great, you got a dog,

606
00:40:40.199 --> 00:40:46.119
boom. Any of that is better
than somebody that you're dating. Yeah,

607
00:40:46.199 --> 00:40:49.679
yeah, I've never thought that was
a good idea in my entire life to

608
00:40:49.719 --> 00:40:53.639
put somebody's name. It's the kiss
of death. It's the absolute kiss of

609
00:40:53.679 --> 00:40:57.679
death. Once you get it on
there, boom, you're on the clock.

610
00:41:00.079 --> 00:41:06.000
Nikki six was dating Vanity back in
the day. Wow. Remember she

611
00:41:06.119 --> 00:41:08.760
was like kind of like a prince
girl and she had her own solo project

612
00:41:09.199 --> 00:41:15.199
and he got he got a big
V on his arm. Okay, well,

613
00:41:15.960 --> 00:41:21.159
his name is Nicki six, So
he had a contingency plan that if

614
00:41:21.159 --> 00:41:24.679
it didn't work out the V and
an ie. Now he's got Roman numeral

615
00:41:24.719 --> 00:41:35.559
six, so he had a contingency
plan. I remember talking to who's the

616
00:41:35.599 --> 00:41:42.880
director of Clerks Smith, Kevin Smith, and he must call his wife Jenny's.

617
00:41:43.480 --> 00:41:45.920
Her name's Jenny, and he got
it down his forearm and I'm like,

618
00:41:46.039 --> 00:41:52.079
bro, what are you doing?
I said? And then I told

619
00:41:52.119 --> 00:41:53.800
him the Nicki sixth store and he
said, well, he goes, I

620
00:41:53.800 --> 00:41:58.440
could maybe turn it into Denny's.
I'm like, okay, there you go.

621
00:41:58.480 --> 00:42:00.880
You got a contingency plan. Hey
sounds cool, but okay, well

622
00:42:00.920 --> 00:42:05.480
it's like Johnny Depp had when he
was with a win on a rider.

623
00:42:05.760 --> 00:42:12.360
He changed Onenota forever to Whino forever
or some shit, so you can change

624
00:42:12.360 --> 00:42:14.800
it without getting removed. But yeah, my guy's like, well, so

625
00:42:15.039 --> 00:42:16.320
how do we fix this? And
I'm like, well, you just fucking

626
00:42:16.320 --> 00:42:20.719
tell her to get it fixed,
change it or cover it up or put

627
00:42:20.800 --> 00:42:22.079
up. You can't tell her to
get it fixed if you're dating. I

628
00:42:22.119 --> 00:42:25.400
don't think you can. I mean, how long how long are they dating?

629
00:42:25.480 --> 00:42:32.199
Three months? Dope, it's there, that's there for another three I

630
00:42:32.239 --> 00:42:37.679
mean, if you if you're if
you marry this girl and it's a problem,

631
00:42:37.280 --> 00:42:39.840
she should be cool with working with
you on that. Yeah, there's

632
00:42:39.840 --> 00:42:43.559
a conversation down the road. She
should be pretty cool. And you know

633
00:42:43.599 --> 00:42:46.039
what, they can do some great
cover ups right now too. And I

634
00:42:46.159 --> 00:42:51.039
don't think it's being petty. I
don't. There's a lot of things as

635
00:42:51.039 --> 00:42:57.239
you get older, Jason fifty now
except you. But everyone else gets a

636
00:42:57.239 --> 00:43:00.000
little cooler as they get older.
For some reason you haven't caught on yet.

637
00:43:00.199 --> 00:43:02.280
If not, but less and less
But you are like this, like

638
00:43:02.400 --> 00:43:06.079
less and less. You know this
to be true. Less and less bothers

639
00:43:06.079 --> 00:43:09.679
you as you get older. I
gotta be honest with you. I wouldn't

640
00:43:09.679 --> 00:43:14.880
lose sleep over it, but I
would want it taken care of if I

641
00:43:15.039 --> 00:43:17.719
was to marry her. But Rob, what should it matter. You can't

642
00:43:17.719 --> 00:43:22.920
erase her past. I can erase
that that's it's painful, or we can

643
00:43:22.920 --> 00:43:29.360
cover it up. You know what. My advice was, keep your shirt

644
00:43:29.360 --> 00:43:34.119
on. I mean, don't do
it in the first place. I get

645
00:43:34.159 --> 00:43:37.559
all of that. Put your hand
over strategically. I don't know. You

646
00:43:37.599 --> 00:43:39.440
gotta figure this out, bro,
He's like, yeah, it's just weird.

647
00:43:40.320 --> 00:43:44.360
Three months you're stuck with it.
Yeah, you gotta ride that.

648
00:43:44.440 --> 00:43:46.599
You could literally ride this out for
a while. Yeah. Nuts, all

649
00:43:46.679 --> 00:43:50.199
right, I think we got that
solved. That's good. What else we

650
00:43:50.199 --> 00:43:54.079
gotta solve? Nothing? Cool?
Let's do Tom hanks favorite movies. Jason

651
00:43:54.079 --> 00:43:58.880
Guinty Still no ink? No,
you know what's weird. I was thinking

652
00:43:58.880 --> 00:44:00.559
about the other day, not about
getting ink, but I was thinking about

653
00:44:00.599 --> 00:44:04.719
the fact that I don't have ink, and I'm like, and I just

654
00:44:05.119 --> 00:44:07.960
literally like the other day I started
thinking about I'm like, if I want,

655
00:44:07.000 --> 00:44:09.679
if I really was thinking about it
seriously, what would I get?

656
00:44:10.400 --> 00:44:13.400
And that's as far as I got. So there's a reason why I don't

657
00:44:13.440 --> 00:44:15.800
have ink. I don't have anything. I want to get are you is

658
00:44:15.800 --> 00:44:21.199
there an is there any moral opposition
to it? Or is there there's nothing

659
00:44:21.239 --> 00:44:23.840
like that? Right? No,
no, nothing, No. I just

660
00:44:23.920 --> 00:44:29.400
never Henry ever say anything about it. Why I don't have ink? No?

661
00:44:29.679 --> 00:44:31.320
Has Henry ever brought up, hey
dad when I'm eighteen, can I

662
00:44:31.360 --> 00:44:35.920
get a tattoo or said a word? He's never mentioned ink at all,

663
00:44:36.480 --> 00:44:39.039
And if he wanted to do it, I'd be okay with it at eighteen,

664
00:44:40.760 --> 00:44:44.920
I mean, yeah, should I
would? I would certainly go.

665
00:44:45.119 --> 00:44:47.480
You know, you might want to
wait a minute, because you're gonna have

666
00:44:47.559 --> 00:44:52.159
different opinions in a year. You're
gonna have different thoughts, You're gonna have

667
00:44:52.199 --> 00:44:54.480
different art that you're gonna like.
You know, be smart about it.

668
00:44:54.519 --> 00:44:58.760
Don't don't just do it to be
a horse's ass. Don't be doing it

669
00:44:58.760 --> 00:45:00.519
to be rebellious. If you want
a piece of art, and that's what

670
00:45:00.559 --> 00:45:05.280
it is, in my opinion,
a piece of art. On you think

671
00:45:05.360 --> 00:45:07.679
about it, Yeah, just don't
go to the fucking tattoo shop and go

672
00:45:07.760 --> 00:45:12.840
I want that dolphin. Don't do
that. That's a bad way to do

673
00:45:12.840 --> 00:45:16.440
it, in my opinion. It's
no, that's uh, that's solid advice

674
00:45:16.559 --> 00:45:20.239
right there. That's what all I
got on the tattoo thing. I don't.

675
00:45:20.239 --> 00:45:22.360
I don't carry the way so cool
to look at it, like like

676
00:45:22.719 --> 00:45:24.719
people got tattoos. I'm like,
oh, that's cool. Nice. What

677
00:45:25.159 --> 00:45:30.159
where did is it okay to ask
people about their tattoos? Like? Wait,

678
00:45:30.199 --> 00:45:31.800
what's that mean? What? What
is it? What's it representative?

679
00:45:31.880 --> 00:45:35.719
Do people get offended by that kind
of thing? No? I no,

680
00:45:35.880 --> 00:45:37.719
it's cool. It's like, hey, man, I like that. Can

681
00:45:37.760 --> 00:45:38.920
you tell me about that? I
mean, I think that would be a

682
00:45:38.920 --> 00:45:44.719
good way to approach it now.
And I think even if it's a tribute

683
00:45:44.719 --> 00:45:46.880
tattooed is somebody that passed away or
whatever, it's fine. You know.

684
00:45:47.440 --> 00:45:50.719
Now, you know, you start
asking people about, you know, their

685
00:45:50.719 --> 00:45:52.280
tear drops on their faces, and
I don't know why you got that.

686
00:45:53.199 --> 00:45:57.400
I don't know what it means when
you, you know, killed somebody in

687
00:45:57.440 --> 00:46:00.599
prison. I don't know what the
spider web on the on your elbow means.

688
00:46:00.639 --> 00:46:04.199
But there are some tattoos that have
some meanings that you might want to

689
00:46:04.199 --> 00:46:07.039
stay away from those. I will
definitely the tear drop when I got I'm

690
00:46:07.079 --> 00:46:09.639
like, no, I heard about
that one years ago. I'm like,

691
00:46:09.639 --> 00:46:13.400
no, we don't ask questions about
that. And the multiple ones mean,

692
00:46:13.559 --> 00:46:15.480
woly shit, you've killed a lot
of people. Yeah, yeah, I

693
00:46:15.519 --> 00:46:22.639
stay away from that. I see
people that get um solid bands, yeah,

694
00:46:22.719 --> 00:46:27.599
and I believe those are like people
that have passed away. So that

695
00:46:27.679 --> 00:46:29.920
might be another one to maybe stay
away from what. I don't think.

696
00:46:30.000 --> 00:46:31.239
I don't think you'll stay away from
it. Man. If it's something that

697
00:46:31.280 --> 00:46:34.679
you like, it, you appreciate, and they're putting it out there for

698
00:46:34.719 --> 00:46:37.679
the world, I mean, I
would not mind anybody asking about anything.

699
00:46:38.079 --> 00:46:40.599
It just it's like, yeah,
you have it out there. It's like

700
00:46:40.599 --> 00:46:44.119
you know, it's on your body. And I don't know. I don't

701
00:46:44.159 --> 00:46:45.639
I don't know how the fucking rules
work with anything. Now. No,

702
00:46:45.840 --> 00:46:49.679
I've given up trying to find out. I just sit quietly. Now,

703
00:46:50.159 --> 00:46:52.840
Hey, how you doing Okay?
I can't even tell like a chick in

704
00:46:52.840 --> 00:46:55.320
the office that she looks nice.
I don't know if you can even say

705
00:46:55.320 --> 00:47:00.440
that anymore? Crazy? What kind
of nut? How much h time you

706
00:47:00.480 --> 00:47:02.800
want to spend, how many forms
you want to fill out? What look

707
00:47:02.920 --> 00:47:05.679
nice? You can't say, hey, man, it's a really nice dress

708
00:47:05.719 --> 00:47:09.239
today. Oh my god, you're
just fucking hands and worms just spilling out

709
00:47:09.280 --> 00:47:12.360
everywhere right now. Holy geez,
I don't think you can do that.

710
00:47:12.400 --> 00:47:15.320
I know it sucks. It sucks
because it's it's it's not that, it's

711
00:47:15.320 --> 00:47:19.960
the you know, your pants are
on your ankles and the whistle is probably

712
00:47:20.000 --> 00:47:27.079
is really scared them off when you
say that my pants are up button zip.

713
00:47:27.360 --> 00:47:30.480
Alright, alright, okay, make
sure because that's bad coming up.

714
00:47:30.960 --> 00:47:36.079
Thank you Melissa Gee for her suggestion. We're gonna talk about our top five

715
00:47:36.119 --> 00:47:38.280
favorite Tom Hanks movies, one of
the all time great actors. But first

716
00:47:38.679 --> 00:47:43.519
let's talk about New Orleans. And
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717
00:47:43.519 --> 00:47:49.440
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718
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719
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721
00:48:00.679 --> 00:48:04.679
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722
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723
00:48:07.800 --> 00:48:12.920
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724
00:48:13.039 --> 00:48:16.320
is at Pirates of the Quarter dot
com. It's an awesome tour and uh

725
00:48:16.760 --> 00:48:20.280
yeah, I feel like I haven't
been in New Orleans in a while now,

726
00:48:20.360 --> 00:48:23.599
so I'm starting to think when I
can get over there, hopefully sooner

727
00:48:23.599 --> 00:48:28.559
than later. The Pirates of the
Quarter, all the socials. Quick question

728
00:48:28.639 --> 00:48:35.960
for you. Would you rather have
to battle one bear sized duck or ten

729
00:48:36.719 --> 00:48:43.639
duck sized bears? This is heavy
ship, dude, It's a deep one

730
00:48:43.719 --> 00:48:47.960
tonight. I gotta be honest,
have you lived in I think ten I

731
00:48:49.039 --> 00:48:53.159
think ten duck duck sized bears would
fuck you up. You believe we're answering

732
00:48:53.199 --> 00:48:57.880
this question. I think they fuck
you up. I think that there's ten

733
00:48:57.920 --> 00:49:00.440
of them. I mean, well, they're this side of ducks. Just

734
00:49:00.559 --> 00:49:06.000
kick them all coming at you at
once, like a little mini ewoks coming

735
00:49:06.039 --> 00:49:09.159
at you. Ten of them.
Yeah, with the I'd go with the

736
00:49:09.239 --> 00:49:13.840
ten duck sized bears. I think
I could kick a lot of them.

737
00:49:13.880 --> 00:49:15.239
I think he could shake off.
Yeah, I would go with that.

738
00:49:15.599 --> 00:49:22.320
A bear sized This is the weirdest
conversation of one bear sized duck. Okay,

739
00:49:22.320 --> 00:49:25.800
I think Grizzly that beak, he's
gonna be like two surfboards being Yeah,

740
00:49:25.840 --> 00:49:30.280
it's gonna be huge. It's gonna
you're done ie, ten of them.

741
00:49:30.320 --> 00:49:32.719
No, that's you gotta be you
gotta your heads are gotta be in

742
00:49:32.719 --> 00:49:36.719
a swivel rod. Anyway, I
just thought i'd bring that up. So

743
00:49:37.400 --> 00:49:40.719
wait, wait, can you can
you beat up? Can you beat up

744
00:49:40.719 --> 00:49:45.880
a seven year old? Probably not
at this point, one seven year old?

745
00:49:46.119 --> 00:49:49.400
If I had to, I'm trying
to think of a seven year old.

746
00:49:49.480 --> 00:49:53.960
Yeah, I probably could. Two
gets a little harder than Can you

747
00:49:54.039 --> 00:49:58.440
take two seven year olds? Jason, I might be able to. I'm

748
00:49:58.480 --> 00:50:02.000
not three. Three now I'm dead. You can't take on three seven year

749
00:50:02.039 --> 00:50:05.239
olds. I bet they would kick
my ass. I'm not super strong.

750
00:50:05.239 --> 00:50:09.599
I'm a little guy. Why am
I fighting seven year olds? By the

751
00:50:09.639 --> 00:50:14.039
way, what did they do?
When the hell have you ever seen a

752
00:50:14.159 --> 00:50:17.159
fucking bear sized duck? Okay,
if you're allowed to ask dumb questions,

753
00:50:17.159 --> 00:50:20.440
I can, that's true. Yeah, well I don't think I would want

754
00:50:20.440 --> 00:50:22.760
to. Three I would. I
would probably be Okay. Four, now

755
00:50:22.800 --> 00:50:28.719
you're getting if they were smart and
strategic, they would definitely kick my ass.

756
00:50:28.719 --> 00:50:32.840
Four of them would absolutely because seven
you would handle five. I think

757
00:50:32.880 --> 00:50:37.079
I could. I could take five
seven year olds. You're bigger dude.

758
00:50:37.280 --> 00:50:45.280
Yeah, six is a problem,
but five seven year olds. I'm hanging

759
00:50:45.280 --> 00:50:50.960
in there with him for a little
bit. Yeah, yeah, this has

760
00:50:51.000 --> 00:50:52.679
gotten really weird. I didn't I
didn't mean for this to happen, but

761
00:50:52.760 --> 00:50:54.960
yeah, what's going on? You
said, Tom Hanks has a movie or

762
00:50:55.280 --> 00:50:58.599
a book coming out? He wrote, I didn't. I should look this

763
00:50:58.719 --> 00:51:01.199
up so bad at this? Um, he wrote a what do you call

764
00:51:01.239 --> 00:51:07.360
it? Uh? Nonfiction means real, right, and fiction means is real?

765
00:51:07.480 --> 00:51:12.559
Fiction is Yeah, fiction is Star
Wars. He wrote a fiction book.

766
00:51:13.119 --> 00:51:15.320
So he just wrote a start what. I don't know. I didn't

767
00:51:15.320 --> 00:51:17.920
read it. I'll fucking figure.
You were all excited, You're like,

768
00:51:17.960 --> 00:51:21.079
yeah, let's go with Tom Hanks. He's got a book coming up.

769
00:51:21.320 --> 00:51:24.519
That was as far as I went
into it. I didn't really get in

770
00:51:24.920 --> 00:51:28.440
that much research. You know,
I don't do a whole lot on this,

771
00:51:29.159 --> 00:51:34.719
for fuck's sake. No, I
was way carefuling. That's the first

772
00:51:34.760 --> 00:51:37.440
time that's been said on the pod
today. I didn't. I want to

773
00:51:37.480 --> 00:51:38.760
be real careful on when I brought
it up. I wanted to make sure

774
00:51:38.760 --> 00:51:43.679
I was just gonna kill So I
was holding it and holding it. No

775
00:51:44.000 --> 00:51:47.239
way did I spend an hour the
other night just fucking scrolling that poor dudes.

776
00:51:47.719 --> 00:51:51.519
Is that dude? That dude's awesome, isn't he? And you know

777
00:51:51.519 --> 00:51:53.760
what, he's so like genuine with
it too, Like no, Wick,

778
00:51:53.880 --> 00:51:57.280
I can't believe I fucking didn't know
that. Like I'm the same time,

779
00:51:57.400 --> 00:52:00.719
like I didn't know that either.
Like there's so much I learned about that

780
00:52:00.800 --> 00:52:04.840
dude, the no Way guy on
Facebook. I don't even know if he's

781
00:52:04.880 --> 00:52:07.599
got other social media platforms. I'm
assuming he does. I know he's selling

782
00:52:07.679 --> 00:52:10.079
merch now and stuff. I'm like, you go, boy, you go?

783
00:52:10.159 --> 00:52:15.440
Do you? Man? Tom Hanks? Who cares if it's not a

784
00:52:15.519 --> 00:52:19.360
tell all about his story and him
bagging Rita Wilson. Nobody cares. I

785
00:52:19.400 --> 00:52:22.519
really don't care about a fiction Tom
Hanks book. So the making of another

786
00:52:22.599 --> 00:52:27.519
major motion masterpiece, a novel,
that's what it's called. So I don't

787
00:52:27.519 --> 00:52:29.639
know. I ain't reading it.
I ain't read it. I got enough

788
00:52:29.639 --> 00:52:30.920
books to read here. I ain't
gotten that one. So let's talk about

789
00:52:32.199 --> 00:52:38.679
his top five movies in our opinion
anyway? Is he bigger than Tom Cruise,

790
00:52:40.400 --> 00:52:45.480
meaning wow, I know he's taller. Is he bigger and I don't

791
00:52:45.519 --> 00:52:52.039
have all the box office numbers and
everything. Who's a bigger star boy?

792
00:52:52.119 --> 00:52:54.840
That is great because those they've both
been around forever, from the eighties,

793
00:52:55.639 --> 00:52:59.400
they've you know, you think about
Tom Hanks, it seems like he's always

794
00:52:59.400 --> 00:53:02.960
got movies come out, and um
um Cruise is like he's got these big

795
00:53:04.000 --> 00:53:07.480
gaps, you know. But you
gotta think about Tom Cruise. All those

796
00:53:07.519 --> 00:53:13.440
Mission Impossible movies are fucking great,
like his are blockbusters, right, like

797
00:53:14.159 --> 00:53:20.039
like, well, how you would
characterize and how you would actually the definition

798
00:53:20.119 --> 00:53:25.559
of blockbuster that seems to be every
Tom Cruise movie. I don't think Sully

799
00:53:25.840 --> 00:53:30.599
is a blockbuster, you know what
I mean? But big? But yeah,

800
00:53:30.719 --> 00:53:36.000
it winds up being big though,
and there's gotta be something for volume.

801
00:53:36.159 --> 00:53:40.679
I mean, Tom Hanks must have
more movies out than Tom Cruise.

802
00:53:40.960 --> 00:53:44.519
I think he asked to I wouldn't
even think that would even be close,

803
00:53:44.840 --> 00:53:47.840
right, right, But it was
a bigger star man. Well, you

804
00:53:47.840 --> 00:53:51.719
know how you get you get white
hot when your movies coming out, you

805
00:53:51.760 --> 00:53:54.880
know, if you go if you
do Tom Cruise, when Top Gunner got

806
00:53:54.880 --> 00:53:58.800
released, well, ain't nobody touched
him. It was a bigger celebrity today.

807
00:53:58.920 --> 00:54:01.840
Who's a bigger star, Tom Cruise
or Tom Hanks expects the exercise.

808
00:54:02.079 --> 00:54:07.280
Tom Cruise gets more fucking white hot
heat because he doesn't do a lot of

809
00:54:07.320 --> 00:54:09.880
interviews, so there's more what Tom
Hanks will talk to anybody, you know

810
00:54:09.920 --> 00:54:14.960
what I mean? It always feels
that way. Hanks does. Seem like

811
00:54:15.159 --> 00:54:19.840
he's rolled up on people and taking
selfies with people and done some of that

812
00:54:19.920 --> 00:54:23.480
cool stuff. And while I do
think Tom Cruise is cool, I don't

813
00:54:23.480 --> 00:54:30.039
think Tom Cruise can get around like
Tom Hanks can. Tom Hanks with a

814
00:54:30.119 --> 00:54:35.800
hat on and kind of going out, and I think he I think Tom

815
00:54:35.840 --> 00:54:38.480
Cruise is a bigger celebrity. Yeah, I think because he doesn't, he's

816
00:54:38.519 --> 00:54:42.760
not as available. You know,
it feels like he's very private, very

817
00:54:42.840 --> 00:54:45.079
quiet as scientology. I guess I
don't know whatever it goes on there,

818
00:54:45.119 --> 00:54:50.440
but he's very like he just doesn't
show up until all of a sudden,

819
00:54:50.440 --> 00:54:52.639
Oh it's a movie time, Okay, I'll go out and do a couple

820
00:54:52.719 --> 00:54:58.039
of interviews and then I'll go back
into hiding and disappear again. You know,

821
00:54:58.679 --> 00:55:01.280
did you see? And I never
watched one episode because I don't I

822
00:55:01.280 --> 00:55:05.400
don't want him out of business with
late night TV. But did you see

823
00:55:05.440 --> 00:55:08.960
anything with James Cordon going away?
I did not watch any of that.

824
00:55:09.039 --> 00:55:13.400
I've the only time I ever watched
him was if like the Foo Fighters were

825
00:55:13.400 --> 00:55:15.840
on the carpool thing or the Chili
Peppers cartfull karaoke. Sure, and that

826
00:55:15.960 --> 00:55:19.280
was just one bit. You gotta
give him that. I mean, I

827
00:55:19.400 --> 00:55:22.000
you know, he seems like he's
a really talented guy. As a matter

828
00:55:22.000 --> 00:55:24.480
of fact, now that I'm watching
a few things on him, I didn't

829
00:55:24.480 --> 00:55:31.400
know he was that talented. He
got Tom Cruise on his last show to

830
00:55:31.519 --> 00:55:37.119
come on and join a Broadway play
with him, and they went out there

831
00:55:37.159 --> 00:55:40.400
maybe doing Lion King or something,
and Tom Cruise shows up and you're just

832
00:55:42.400 --> 00:55:45.679
That's what kind of made me think, Jesus Christ, it's the biggest celebrity

833
00:55:45.679 --> 00:55:51.159
in the world, and and he's
helping out James Gordon on his last show.

834
00:55:52.039 --> 00:55:54.440
Now, I don't know if they
have a ton of history and there's

835
00:55:54.480 --> 00:56:00.039
these legendary appearances that he's had on
the show, I don't know, but

836
00:56:00.079 --> 00:56:04.760
I think Tom Cruise has gotten James
Cordon to do some of those crazy stunts

837
00:56:04.760 --> 00:56:07.800
with him over the years, so
that he said okay, I'll do something

838
00:56:07.840 --> 00:56:12.320
with you. And I think Cordon
comes from maybe a theatrical background, so

839
00:56:12.360 --> 00:56:15.639
he got him to go. But
they were a part of the Broadway play.

840
00:56:15.679 --> 00:56:16.760
They were a part of the actual
show, and he got him to

841
00:56:16.760 --> 00:56:20.639
sing, so that was cool.
I mean, I think Tom Cruise is

842
00:56:20.639 --> 00:56:24.239
a pretty cool dude. Now when
you go look on YouTube, there's you

843
00:56:24.239 --> 00:56:27.480
gotta go see the first one so
then you can see the second one.

844
00:56:28.280 --> 00:56:31.960
Years ago, Tom Cruise took James
Cordon surprised him. So Tom Cruise didn't

845
00:56:31.960 --> 00:56:36.039
do an interview with James Cordy didn't
go sit on the couch. He invited

846
00:56:36.079 --> 00:56:38.599
him out and then surprised James Cordon, who's a bit of a Doughey dude,

847
00:56:38.960 --> 00:56:44.320
and took him up and they skydived. And James Cordon does not fucking

848
00:56:44.360 --> 00:56:47.440
like heights. He does not want
a skydive, but his genuine fear in

849
00:56:47.639 --> 00:56:52.039
Tom Cruise just being the cool guy
that he is, gets him through it

850
00:56:52.119 --> 00:56:54.039
and they do it. Yeah,
I was like five or six years ago,

851
00:56:54.159 --> 00:57:00.440
so before Top Gun was finally released
to theaters. I don't to ruin

852
00:57:00.519 --> 00:57:06.199
it, but Tom Cruise invites James
Cordon out to an airfield and it just

853
00:57:06.239 --> 00:57:12.480
gets fucking crazier from there. It's
weird that he aligned himself with you know,

854
00:57:12.679 --> 00:57:15.360
that's the third biggest guy in Late
Night, it's the biggest guy in

855
00:57:15.400 --> 00:57:20.199
Hollywood. You would think that you're
going to align yourself with Fallon or Kimmel,

856
00:57:20.360 --> 00:57:22.800
you know. Nope, nope,
nope, he did. And it's

857
00:57:22.840 --> 00:57:27.679
spectacular, the flying and the whole
thing they do, and those two those

858
00:57:27.679 --> 00:57:32.880
two bits are fucking greatly so that
it makes a little more sense why I

859
00:57:32.920 --> 00:57:37.280
saw what I did. Anyway,
Yeah, we both agree, all right,

860
00:57:37.280 --> 00:57:40.159
Tom Cruise is bigger. But who
would be more fun to have a

861
00:57:40.199 --> 00:57:46.159
beer with? Tom Cruise or Tom
Hanks? You're like, Tom Hanks is

862
00:57:46.199 --> 00:57:49.079
just a guy to sit there and
he talked to you for a while.

863
00:57:49.199 --> 00:57:52.719
He would just chot and take all
your dumb questions. Hands down, he

864
00:57:52.760 --> 00:57:54.079
would be the guy to have a
beer with. Yeah, although I'd love

865
00:57:54.159 --> 00:57:57.239
to do it with Tom Cruise.
And I feel like after a couple minutes

866
00:57:57.280 --> 00:57:59.840
he'd be like, okay, board
and then be like all right, we'll

867
00:57:59.880 --> 00:58:01.519
go, you know what I mean. I feel like that he's got his

868
00:58:02.199 --> 00:58:06.960
he's limits. He's intense, he
can be intense. He's he can be

869
00:58:06.960 --> 00:58:09.320
intimidating, you know, and like
Hanks just seems like, yeah, let's

870
00:58:09.320 --> 00:58:13.599
have a couple of bruise And again
could be completely wrong here, but yeah,

871
00:58:13.760 --> 00:58:16.719
I would say Tom Hanks. Yeah, so what are your hop by

872
00:58:17.119 --> 00:58:22.960
favorite Tom Hanks movies? Man,
there's gonna be a ton of repeats between

873
00:58:22.960 --> 00:58:28.079
our lists, huh. I could
probably say at least three, okay,

874
00:58:28.760 --> 00:58:37.679
um in at number five, all
the toy stories what, no way,

875
00:58:37.920 --> 00:58:42.400
all the toy stories I had,
I had too, I'm sorry, um

876
00:58:42.400 --> 00:58:45.000
okay, yeah, no, absolutely, those are fucking great Woody Is.

877
00:58:45.039 --> 00:58:50.719
It's a phenomenal franchise. It's a
phenomenal franchise. I mean and even you

878
00:58:50.719 --> 00:58:52.519
know when you start getting a toy
story three and four, like it's it's

879
00:58:52.559 --> 00:58:57.000
a tear jerky. I mean,
it's these these are good movies. Man,

880
00:58:57.760 --> 00:59:00.719
um my kids nup that into him
yet. And I don't want to

881
00:59:00.760 --> 00:59:04.679
force it, because I like anything, You force something on your kid and

882
00:59:04.679 --> 00:59:07.639
it's like, oh I don't like
it. If she gets a whiff a

883
00:59:07.679 --> 00:59:09.760
whiff that like I like something and
she doesn't like it, then like,

884
00:59:09.760 --> 00:59:14.599
well that's no, We're doing what
I want to do. So I'm really

885
00:59:14.679 --> 00:59:16.880
treading lightly on. I want her
to be into those, but she's not

886
00:59:16.920 --> 00:59:20.440
into him yet. She will,
she will because they are great, but

887
00:59:20.679 --> 00:59:22.079
they feel a little bit older.
But man, you know what a great

888
00:59:22.599 --> 00:59:25.760
I remember when I first saw the
first one and my kids, my daughter

889
00:59:25.880 --> 00:59:30.320
was younger. So I'm watching it
and I'm like, this is brilliant.

890
00:59:30.840 --> 00:59:35.400
This is absolutely brilliant. The toys
come alive when you're not around. Why

891
00:59:35.400 --> 00:59:39.639
didn't this never be thought of before? It's so awesome. You know,

892
00:59:39.880 --> 00:59:51.440
Number five is all the toy story
franchises. Number four Castaway, Castaway Wilson,

893
00:59:52.000 --> 00:59:57.280
he's got to act. It's just
him. He loses all the weight,

894
00:59:57.880 --> 01:00:01.079
grows his that's his hair, they
said, I mean all of that,

895
01:00:01.280 --> 01:00:06.239
it's just you know they talk about, you know, Robert de Niro

896
01:00:06.320 --> 01:00:08.159
and Raging Bull when he lost all
that weight, like when or you know,

897
01:00:08.239 --> 01:00:14.239
nobody does it better than Christian balee
Christian bale what he's done to his

898
01:00:14.320 --> 01:00:20.159
body or you know it look at
even it just it just seemed like that

899
01:00:20.280 --> 01:00:22.840
was one of those movies that took
a long time to make. They had

900
01:00:22.880 --> 01:00:27.280
to naturally let him lose the weight
and do all of that. It was

901
01:00:27.360 --> 01:00:30.719
great, and he's acting in his
co host is a volleyball for half of

902
01:00:30.719 --> 01:00:35.199
the movie. It's awesome. Yeah, it's a great movie. Plus,

903
01:00:35.199 --> 01:00:37.480
I mean, who hasn't never dreamt
of being stuck on an island by yourself?

904
01:00:37.519 --> 01:00:38.480
Like, Oh, I could do
it, I could do it,

905
01:00:38.480 --> 01:00:40.320
And then you start watching movie You're
like, no, I couldn't. I'd

906
01:00:40.320 --> 01:00:45.239
be dead. I'm not that smart. I'd be dead. Dude. When

907
01:00:45.280 --> 01:00:52.239
he jams that fucking ice skate into
his mouth to get rid of that tooth,

908
01:00:52.480 --> 01:00:57.719
that is he just passes out afterwards. And that's when remember then after

909
01:00:57.760 --> 01:01:00.000
that is what he catches the fish, and he like, he totally looked

910
01:01:00.159 --> 01:01:06.519
different. That's like he he jams
the ice skate in his face and then

911
01:01:06.719 --> 01:01:09.760
that's a rap. We'll see you
guys in six months when Tom loses thirty

912
01:01:09.760 --> 01:01:14.320
pounds. Yep, it comes that
he looked different after that. And I

913
01:01:14.400 --> 01:01:15.840
hadn't seen that movie in a long
long time. It's such a great flake.

914
01:01:15.880 --> 01:01:20.119
You're right, I love that movie. Uh. Number three is Forrest

915
01:01:20.199 --> 01:01:24.679
Gump. Awesome, how do you
Absolutely awesome movie, brilliant. Number two

916
01:01:24.760 --> 01:01:29.760
is Apollo thirteen. Number one is
Saving Private Ryan. There you go.

917
01:01:30.000 --> 01:01:35.159
That was easy. Yeah, that
wasn't bad. Um. I mean,

918
01:01:35.239 --> 01:01:38.719
I just I couldn't have I've never
done a more obvious Yeah, no shit,

919
01:01:38.920 --> 01:01:45.039
rod, Um have I seen every
Tom Hanks movie, No Biden,

920
01:01:45.760 --> 01:01:47.679
but those are the best ones.
And you know, I'm not gonna just

921
01:01:47.920 --> 01:01:51.920
I'm not gonna put Bachelor Party on
there. It wasn't his wasn't his best

922
01:01:51.920 --> 01:01:53.119
movie, but I love it.
It wasn't his best work. I will

923
01:01:53.159 --> 01:01:57.119
say, you know, um good
list. I you know what. I

924
01:01:57.639 --> 01:02:00.880
went back and forth on a couple
uh and then I'm like, nah,

925
01:02:00.960 --> 01:02:01.880
I really like this. But then
I'm like, nah, shit, So

926
01:02:02.079 --> 01:02:05.679
yeah, I'll change this tomorrow,
you know, but this is my five.

927
01:02:06.599 --> 01:02:09.920
I really really really like number five
the Da Vinci Code when it came

928
01:02:09.960 --> 01:02:14.000
out in two thousand and six.
That's where he's in Paris. He's unraveling

929
01:02:14.079 --> 01:02:17.480
that. That that when it was
David Brown Dale Brown, Hell's his name,

930
01:02:17.719 --> 01:02:21.760
the author anyway, Dan Brown,
Dan Brown. I knew i'd get

931
01:02:21.760 --> 01:02:25.079
it eventually. Um, that whole
code where that guys like the Albinol dude

932
01:02:25.079 --> 01:02:29.480
is whipping himself in his own back
and all that ship they're drive around Paris

933
01:02:29.639 --> 01:02:34.760
uncovering the codes. It wasn't exactly
his best performance. But that's something about

934
01:02:34.800 --> 01:02:37.000
the movie. I love it,
and he was great in it. He

935
01:02:37.079 --> 01:02:43.599
had weird hair Langdon Langdon. So
yeah, because it happened so long ago.

936
01:02:43.960 --> 01:02:45.760
I don't know that I've ever read
a book before I saw a movie,

937
01:02:46.000 --> 01:02:52.199
and that's the one time because I
hate when fucking people say it,

938
01:02:52.280 --> 01:02:54.719
but it's the only time I can
say it. So the book was better.

939
01:02:55.440 --> 01:02:59.559
The book is almost always better.
It's shove it up your ass.

940
01:03:00.800 --> 01:03:08.000
Only I don't know another movie that
I read the book and it's sad it

941
01:03:08.199 --> 01:03:13.000
is such a bug a boo of
mine. But that's the only movie I

942
01:03:13.079 --> 01:03:15.320
think I can say that too.
The book was better, of course.

943
01:03:16.239 --> 01:03:21.039
Number four Apoble thirteen loved it,
you know, I mean, that's so

944
01:03:21.199 --> 01:03:23.159
great. The whole thing is just
that whole movie is just great. The

945
01:03:23.400 --> 01:03:27.760
look of it from the from the
sixties or early seventies whatever whatever year that

946
01:03:27.960 --> 01:03:34.039
was. Um, can I tell
you my I've seen the movie one hundred

947
01:03:34.079 --> 01:03:37.719
times. Yeah, but the time
that I saw that I was the personal

948
01:03:37.840 --> 01:03:39.920
time that I saw this. I
don't know if I've ever shared this with

949
01:03:40.000 --> 01:03:46.599
you before, but you're you're firstborn
and uh and her mom they came to

950
01:03:47.119 --> 01:03:52.400
They came here to Houston and they
came to visit, and and I took

951
01:03:52.519 --> 01:03:57.280
Julia to NASA. Oh yeah,
So we went to NASA and she's I

952
01:03:57.360 --> 01:04:00.199
don't know, like thirteen, you
know, she's in that she's in that

953
01:04:00.320 --> 01:04:05.440
age range. We we go to
NASA and we're seeing everything, and you're

954
01:04:05.440 --> 01:04:10.480
seeing mission control and everything, the
old one. And they even say when

955
01:04:10.639 --> 01:04:13.440
when you're looking at it, like
this is where they filmed the movie.

956
01:04:13.639 --> 01:04:15.639
This was this was really mission control. This is where they used to steer

957
01:04:15.679 --> 01:04:17.800
it from. But now we have
a whole new mission control, but this

958
01:04:18.000 --> 01:04:24.159
was the old one. Is there
preserved and that's where um the movie's shot.

959
01:04:25.000 --> 01:04:28.480
We come we'd drive back from NASA
and my other house I had a

960
01:04:28.679 --> 01:04:31.440
like a movie theater room. Dude. We watched Apollo thirteen. I got

961
01:04:31.480 --> 01:04:35.639
to watch it with her after we
were at NASA the same day, dude,

962
01:04:36.440 --> 01:04:41.119
and it was awesome, and I, you know, you'd like to

963
01:04:41.199 --> 01:04:44.039
think that she was just blown away. I don't know if she was.

964
01:04:44.360 --> 01:04:46.159
I was, though, like I
just thought that was such a cool experience.

965
01:04:46.239 --> 01:04:51.320
That's that's my one of my favorite
movie watching moments of my life.

966
01:04:51.800 --> 01:04:55.840
Yeah, that is cool man.
Wow, that that doesn't happen very often,

967
01:04:56.119 --> 01:04:58.559
you know what I mean, Like, um, yeah, the whole

968
01:04:58.599 --> 01:05:00.639
time the movie's play, we were
right there. Oh yeah, we were

969
01:05:00.719 --> 01:05:02.960
right there. We were right there. Was excited about it, so that

970
01:05:03.039 --> 01:05:08.800
was cool. That's good. That's
good man. Number three a league of

971
01:05:08.840 --> 01:05:12.880
their own. That's a baseball chick
movie. And he's the coach. He's

972
01:05:12.920 --> 01:05:17.199
great. There's no crying in baseball
the whole his his fucking drunken I don't

973
01:05:17.199 --> 01:05:21.400
give a fuck attitude to those girls. He said asshole the whole time.

974
01:05:21.480 --> 01:05:25.320
I mean, it's so great,
and it's kind of off. It's not

975
01:05:25.559 --> 01:05:28.280
him. He's not that lovable guy. He's kind of a dick the whole

976
01:05:28.320 --> 01:05:31.519
time. And that's what makes him
so cool. You know, it's a

977
01:05:31.639 --> 01:05:34.400
great movie. It is an awesome
movie. It's a great movie. There's

978
01:05:34.400 --> 01:05:40.039
a little bit of history involved in
it. And you're right. He isn't

979
01:05:41.039 --> 01:05:45.679
He isn't that you know, Sleepless
in Seattle, that lovable guy. So

980
01:05:45.800 --> 01:05:46.880
help me, God, if you
have Sleepless in Seattle, I'm gonna jump

981
01:05:46.920 --> 01:05:53.800
through this zoom camera and punch in
the nose Number two sleep no kidding,

982
01:05:55.280 --> 01:05:59.280
I can't watch that shit, number
two Gump and number one Private Ryan.

983
01:05:59.440 --> 01:06:00.920
There you go. That was easy. And I hate that I don't have

984
01:06:01.039 --> 01:06:05.840
Castaway on there because I do love
that fucking movie. Love that movie.

985
01:06:08.159 --> 01:06:11.440
And this is what I don't know. I mean, the Castaway win a

986
01:06:11.519 --> 01:06:15.159
ton of awards. I don't think
it did. Um. I think what

987
01:06:15.280 --> 01:06:19.000
I don't like about Castaway was the
ending, Like he's just fucking in the

988
01:06:19.079 --> 01:06:23.480
fact that he held that stupid fedexbox
with the wings on it. I'm like,

989
01:06:23.679 --> 01:06:25.800
all right, that's a thin ascid. But they had to end it

990
01:06:25.840 --> 01:06:28.920
somehow, you know what I mean, like like they're doing great, Like

991
01:06:29.000 --> 01:06:30.480
he went and saw the old wife
and he's like, oh, said,

992
01:06:30.679 --> 01:06:34.079
I'm so sad. Okay, then
just drive off to the sunset. I

993
01:06:34.119 --> 01:06:36.199
guess that was the way to drive
off and and says I, Oh,

994
01:06:36.239 --> 01:06:41.800
he's gonna go meet that girl.
You know. Yeah that ending felt yeah,

995
01:06:42.360 --> 01:06:44.880
you know, yeah, he's not
great. Didn't love that part of

996
01:06:44.920 --> 01:06:45.519
it, But I guess how do
you end that? You know, he

997
01:06:45.599 --> 01:06:49.519
just went back to life. Okay, great, it could have been worse,

998
01:06:49.719 --> 01:06:53.199
but it wasn't a great ending.
But yeah, I don't know that

999
01:06:53.360 --> 01:06:56.760
Castaway won a ton of Awards,
like neither one of us had Philadelphia on

1000
01:06:56.800 --> 01:07:08.519
there Oscar winning performance that so I
feel like Tom Hanks. He I mean,

1001
01:07:08.559 --> 01:07:11.840
there's no question how huge he is, but I don't think he's been

1002
01:07:11.920 --> 01:07:15.800
nominated. He's not like the he's
not like the male Meryl Streep. There's

1003
01:07:15.800 --> 01:07:19.559
no I mean, there's only one
Meryl Streep, I guess. But I

1004
01:07:19.639 --> 01:07:23.199
mean every time Tom Hanks is in
a movie, there's always got to be

1005
01:07:23.280 --> 01:07:25.880
a little bit of hey, you
know, is he is he back in

1006
01:07:25.920 --> 01:07:29.400
the running for something on this?
You know, because he's so good,

1007
01:07:29.639 --> 01:07:32.199
you know, and I think he
chooses his projects wisely. You know,

1008
01:07:33.519 --> 01:07:36.960
when you're that level, you you
get the best scripts coming at you too,

1009
01:07:38.280 --> 01:07:45.599
you know, Dude, Bachelor Bachelor
Party is awesome. And the other

1010
01:07:45.679 --> 01:07:47.440
one that I wanted to mention,
which clearly it's just such a long time

1011
01:07:47.480 --> 01:07:50.719
ago. It's early in his career, and you know, not Joe versus

1012
01:07:50.800 --> 01:07:55.400
the Volcano and I think he did
some suburb movie. But dude, the

1013
01:07:55.519 --> 01:08:01.000
money pit is legit. The money
pit is legit. Fucking funny, laugh

1014
01:08:01.079 --> 01:08:06.920
out loud funny. And that's right
when the Shelley What's her nut? From

1015
01:08:08.079 --> 01:08:13.400
Cheer? She was at the top
of her game as well. But he

1016
01:08:13.800 --> 01:08:18.319
is legit amazingly funny in the Money
Pit and they're working on this house and

1017
01:08:18.439 --> 01:08:21.880
it tears them apart. And it's
a classic story, you know, one

1018
01:08:21.920 --> 01:08:25.439
that I talked about. You know, you're renovating a house, man,

1019
01:08:25.520 --> 01:08:27.760
you can get a little chippy with
your spouse, you know, when you're

1020
01:08:27.840 --> 01:08:30.239
we have a lot of work getting
done. And there's a scene in the

1021
01:08:30.359 --> 01:08:39.079
movie where he falls in a hole
in the floor and he's just and he's

1022
01:08:39.159 --> 01:08:42.960
like Brad, Brad bad, but
Nana Benna bot bat and he's like taking

1023
01:08:43.159 --> 01:08:46.079
He's got little dollar bills and he's
shooting paper airplanes and the wife can't find

1024
01:08:46.159 --> 01:08:53.119
him. I laughed my ass off. It's so funny. It could have

1025
01:08:53.159 --> 01:08:55.319
been in my top five. It
could have been in my top five.

1026
01:08:55.640 --> 01:09:00.600
But these are just every one of
him is a banger like Matt Those are

1027
01:09:00.720 --> 01:09:04.439
his bangingist amazing movies. But man, the Money Pits great. I love

1028
01:09:04.520 --> 01:09:08.319
that movie. And you know what
a movie I also like a lot is

1029
01:09:08.399 --> 01:09:11.720
Catch Me if you Can. That's
the one with Leo DiCaprio and he's trying

1030
01:09:11.760 --> 01:09:15.479
to chase him all of the world. Stuff is that more a Leo movie

1031
01:09:15.920 --> 01:09:18.720
totally. Yeah, yeah, but
I mean Hanks has a very unique role

1032
01:09:18.760 --> 01:09:26.319
in it. Captain Phillips was good
but not great, but I thought he

1033
01:09:26.479 --> 01:09:30.079
played on the captain now yeah,
yeah, I thought he was great in

1034
01:09:30.159 --> 01:09:31.920
it, but it was great in
that it wasn't a home run. And

1035
01:09:31.960 --> 01:09:38.600
then Big is fucking fun. Big
was the other one. Big. I

1036
01:09:38.760 --> 01:09:44.760
think Big is his best early movie. See he's got, he's got like

1037
01:09:45.479 --> 01:09:46.960
the Golden age of Hanks. You
can say, Okay, you know what

1038
01:09:47.119 --> 01:09:50.239
early eighties he was hot. You
know, you had the big you had

1039
01:09:50.479 --> 01:09:54.960
Bachelor Party, had the money pit
and Turner and Hooch Turner and who and

1040
01:09:55.000 --> 01:09:59.359
then you kind of got quiet and
then the golden Golden Age of the nineties

1041
01:09:59.439 --> 01:10:03.760
with uh, you know Gump,
Private Ryan Philadelphia. He was just banging

1042
01:10:03.840 --> 01:10:13.560
him out, Monster monsters, but
full black, curly haired Tom Hanks.

1043
01:10:14.119 --> 01:10:18.920
Big is his best early movie.
Oh it's it's a great role. I

1044
01:10:19.039 --> 01:10:24.640
mean it is. It is awesome. How he how he does that almost

1045
01:10:25.079 --> 01:10:29.640
like there's a little bit of genius
in how Will Farrell portrays Buddy the Elf.

1046
01:10:30.079 --> 01:10:33.359
And I got to think that he
had to borrow a little bit of

1047
01:10:33.680 --> 01:10:38.319
what Tom Hanks did to act like
a little kid as an adult. That

1048
01:10:38.439 --> 01:10:41.880
makes sense, you know, like
it just it was so good. And

1049
01:10:41.960 --> 01:10:46.119
I don't know how many things that
Tom Hanks had to look at to kind

1050
01:10:46.159 --> 01:10:50.439
of create that, but I think
Will Farrell had to watch Big before he

1051
01:10:50.520 --> 01:10:54.119
did Elf. Yeah, because there's
a lot of that elments, like how

1052
01:10:54.159 --> 01:10:57.359
do you become a kid and then
you have that curiosity and that wide eyed

1053
01:10:57.439 --> 01:11:00.920
look in your face all the time. You know, absolutely one hundred percent.

1054
01:11:00.079 --> 01:11:08.880
So yeah, Big Big would have
been my sixth Ye Big Big would

1055
01:11:08.880 --> 01:11:13.039
be number six. I'd have to
get money picked. Um. I why

1056
01:11:14.960 --> 01:11:17.680
I like? I love the Elvis
movie. I don't like the way it

1057
01:11:17.840 --> 01:11:20.840
was told. I don't like it
coming from Colonel Tom Parker. I don't

1058
01:11:20.880 --> 01:11:27.039
like his colonel Tom Parker. I
hate the real Colonel Tom Parker. Is

1059
01:11:27.079 --> 01:11:30.600
that Tom Hanks fault that I don't
like Colonel Tom Parker? What? Why?

1060
01:11:32.159 --> 01:11:38.840
Why not Tom Hanks mentioned in Elvis
if I'm one hundred percent with you

1061
01:11:38.920 --> 01:11:41.760
on that one, because I always
feel like it's just I'm watching Tom Hanks

1062
01:11:41.800 --> 01:11:44.000
in a fat suit. And it
didn't. It didn't, I didn't.

1063
01:11:44.000 --> 01:11:45.720
I wasn't fooled. Ever, I
was never fooled. If it made you

1064
01:11:45.920 --> 01:11:50.239
hate him, then Tom Hanks did
his job, you know. If he

1065
01:11:50.359 --> 01:11:54.000
did that, and if he got
that emotion out of me, he did

1066
01:11:54.079 --> 01:11:58.039
his job. But I just still
it should have been nobody. I hate

1067
01:11:58.079 --> 01:12:00.840
the story being told through Colonel Tom
Parker. I guess I don't know.

1068
01:12:00.119 --> 01:12:02.520
I didn't mind that part of it. It was kind of a unique angle

1069
01:12:02.560 --> 01:12:08.359
to come at it. But if
it was just anybody, because you know

1070
01:12:08.399 --> 01:12:11.840
what, you want to elevate Elvis, right, you want that kid to

1071
01:12:11.960 --> 01:12:15.920
just shine. I think having Tom
Hanks at that distracting Tom Hanks fat suit,

1072
01:12:15.000 --> 01:12:17.720
it just felt weird to me,
and it was it was always felt

1073
01:12:17.800 --> 01:12:21.000
like, oh yeah, there's Tom
Hanks's Colonel Parker. I could never get

1074
01:12:21.039 --> 01:12:25.000
past him. You know, they
didn't need him. They didn't need him.

1075
01:12:25.039 --> 01:12:27.600
Now they might have thought they needed
a big celebrity to go on and

1076
01:12:28.159 --> 01:12:30.319
promote this movie, you know,
because because the kid wasn't proven yet.

1077
01:12:30.359 --> 01:12:35.920
But the killer was so good that
I didn't feel like I was distracted by

1078
01:12:35.960 --> 01:12:40.840
Tom Hanks. I would have been
distracted by anybody in that suit and in

1079
01:12:40.960 --> 01:12:44.600
that role. I don't know,
I just he was. I mean,

1080
01:12:44.720 --> 01:12:46.560
it's not like he was a killer. He just there's something that was still

1081
01:12:46.720 --> 01:12:50.720
very hateable about him. Oh yeah, that It's just I can't find one

1082
01:12:50.800 --> 01:12:55.479
nice thing to say and it,
I mean, it's a part of Elvis's

1083
01:12:55.560 --> 01:12:58.800
story, so it has to be
told. But I didn't want I don't

1084
01:12:58.880 --> 01:13:01.640
know. Yeah, I don't know. Tom Parker is a fuck face.

1085
01:13:02.000 --> 01:13:04.560
He's a piece of shit. I
mean, that's the real dude. Was

1086
01:13:04.680 --> 01:13:09.560
just garbage and just ruined everything.
I mean, you know, Elvis would

1087
01:13:09.560 --> 01:13:13.119
have probably had an opportunity to live
a little longer had it not run for

1088
01:13:13.199 --> 01:13:15.720
that guy. You know. And
I'm not saying anything that not a bazillion

1089
01:13:15.760 --> 01:13:20.000
people who haven't already said by saying
that. So I'm three years older than

1090
01:13:20.079 --> 01:13:24.960
you. Did you watch Bosom?
Did you watch Bosom Buddies when it was

1091
01:13:25.039 --> 01:13:28.159
on TV? Or no? You
know what, I was pretty young,

1092
01:13:28.239 --> 01:13:30.800
but I remember seeing it going why
are those dudes wearing dresses? And I

1093
01:13:30.960 --> 01:13:33.760
just never got into the show.
I would assume it was probably funny.

1094
01:13:33.960 --> 01:13:41.840
I've never really seen it. Him
concept Peter Scolari, Yeah, Peter Scolari,

1095
01:13:41.920 --> 01:13:47.000
I remember it well. They couldn't
find a place to live, and

1096
01:13:47.439 --> 01:13:51.840
there was some sort of an apartment
complex that only allowed women to live there,

1097
01:13:54.159 --> 01:13:58.399
so they dressed in drag and that's
how they got in and out of

1098
01:13:58.439 --> 01:14:01.239
the building every day. And they
were fooling everybody. And obviously it's a

1099
01:14:01.399 --> 01:14:06.399
it's a silly sit in thirty minute
sitcom ee eighties. In the nineteen eighties

1100
01:14:06.399 --> 01:14:14.800
there were men wearing dresses on TV. Pretty Dude. Tom Hanks plays a

1101
01:14:15.239 --> 01:14:21.359
thug and opposes Fonzie in an old
Happy Days. That's how old Hanks is.

1102
01:14:23.359 --> 01:14:26.399
Oh, oh, you'll never And
we've talked about this, the Family

1103
01:14:26.520 --> 01:14:32.000
Ties episode where he fucking punches Alex
Pete Keaton. He's uncle Ned or something.

1104
01:14:32.119 --> 01:14:34.840
He's uncle Ned and he's an alcoholic. And at first you're like,

1105
01:14:34.920 --> 01:14:38.479
you love the guy and he's so
cool, and he's like, oh,

1106
01:14:38.520 --> 01:14:41.800
it's cool, uncle Ned or whatever
his name was, yep, And it

1107
01:14:41.920 --> 01:14:45.039
comes out he's like drinking the vanilla
extract out of the spice shelf and he's

1108
01:14:45.079 --> 01:14:48.439
got fucking he's an alcoholic, and
it ends up punch and Alex Pete Keaton

1109
01:14:48.479 --> 01:14:51.520
and you're like, nobody punches Michael
J. Fox, What the hell is

1110
01:14:51.560 --> 01:14:54.920
this? He was in that and
Family Ties as old as fuck. That

1111
01:14:55.039 --> 01:14:59.279
dude's got to be a vampire.
He's like sixty six years old. I

1112
01:14:59.319 --> 01:15:01.520
think pretty sure he is like sixty
six, sixty six, Yeah, I

1113
01:15:01.560 --> 01:15:05.640
mean he was probably young, but
yeah, he was a thug type character.

1114
01:15:05.840 --> 01:15:10.039
There's an episode of Happy Days.
Really I didn't know, and then

1115
01:15:10.079 --> 01:15:12.399
Fons he put him in his spot. Don't worry, don't worry. The

1116
01:15:12.520 --> 01:15:15.680
fawns took care of him. There's
nothing the fawns couldn't do. Yeah,

1117
01:15:15.840 --> 01:15:18.439
he's sixty six, born in July
ninth, nineteen fifty six. So yeah,

1118
01:15:18.520 --> 01:15:24.760
sixty six. He's got He's got
one, two, three more.

1119
01:15:24.880 --> 01:15:28.199
He's got three movies coming out the
next year and a half. This dude

1120
01:15:28.239 --> 01:15:33.079
doesn't quit working. What do you
know about chet Hanks? Nothing? Is

1121
01:15:33.439 --> 01:15:36.279
he the weird fucked up kicks.
I know he's got Colin Hanks, who's

1122
01:15:36.319 --> 01:15:41.359
an actor director who's doing pretty well
for himself. Right. He's really good.

1123
01:15:41.479 --> 01:15:44.279
The first time I ever saw him
was the movie Orange County with him

1124
01:15:44.319 --> 01:15:45.239
and Jack Black. They were great. That was a great man. He

1125
01:15:45.359 --> 01:15:51.520
kind of sounded like his dad,
and it's like wow, okay, And

1126
01:15:51.680 --> 01:15:57.239
he's really good and everything that I've
seen him in and he's the one that

1127
01:15:57.439 --> 01:16:01.560
made them the Tower Records documentary.
That's right, all things must pass.

1128
01:16:02.399 --> 01:16:06.439
So he's really talented, he's really
really good. And then you have chet

1129
01:16:10.560 --> 01:16:15.439
Chet Hanks. I'm just gonna warn
you if you it's kind of like googling

1130
01:16:15.840 --> 01:16:23.239
Steven Tyler's feet if you if you
start looking into Chet Hanks, he's pretty

1131
01:16:23.279 --> 01:16:28.399
hate herbal. Yeah, he's a
rapper. He kind of had a whole

1132
01:16:28.640 --> 01:16:32.079
hot Dude Summer going on a couple
of years ago. He's kind of an

1133
01:16:32.119 --> 01:16:39.119
embarrassment because his mom, Rita Wilson, can sing her ass off. I

1134
01:16:39.239 --> 01:16:45.439
don't know Tom Hanks to sing in
any of his movies, but I haven't

1135
01:16:45.479 --> 01:16:48.920
seen them all, but Rita Wilson
can sing her ass off. I mean

1136
01:16:49.039 --> 01:16:57.800
she has like a really like a
killer voice. And Chet Hanks tried to

1137
01:16:57.880 --> 01:17:02.680
go in that direction and kind of
wrapped and he was embarrassing. He was

1138
01:17:02.760 --> 01:17:09.359
absolutely embarrassing. In the social media
videos that he posted Tom hanks Son,

1139
01:17:09.880 --> 01:17:13.079
it started out with the word chet. I think that's where they started wrong.

1140
01:17:13.239 --> 01:17:17.399
Chet Hanks. Yeah, white hot, hot dude summer, white dude

1141
01:17:17.439 --> 01:17:20.520
summer, something like that. You
can go go google it. No,

1142
01:17:20.720 --> 01:17:24.279
I probably won't. You know what
I'm pretty sure I will not take the

1143
01:17:24.319 --> 01:17:26.800
advice on that one. Yeah,
I don't want to give out like false

1144
01:17:26.880 --> 01:17:30.840
homework assignment on this podcast because you
will not be you will not feel good

1145
01:17:30.880 --> 01:17:36.079
about yourself. It's just you will
feel dumber for watching anything that Chet Hanks

1146
01:17:36.119 --> 01:17:41.159
has on the internet. I didn't
exactly feel smarter after watching about forty five

1147
01:17:41.199 --> 01:17:44.520
minutes of what No Wave videos the
other night, but I was like,

1148
01:17:45.000 --> 01:17:46.880
this guy's at least doing some good
for the world. He's showing us,

1149
01:17:46.920 --> 01:17:50.159
Hey, look at these little life
acts as a dude you can have in

1150
01:17:50.239 --> 01:17:55.319
that garage, you know what I
mean. So I don't feel bad about

1151
01:17:55.319 --> 01:17:58.880
watching that. I'm not gonna sit
around watching Jet Hanks videos, man,

1152
01:18:00.239 --> 01:18:03.880
though, I'm just saying they're available. Probably won't Probably will not be doing

1153
01:18:03.960 --> 01:18:09.279
that. Rodney, I have I
have some stuff in a folder and it's

1154
01:18:10.720 --> 01:18:16.199
um no, it's right next to
my Corey Feldman folder. So just to

1155
01:18:16.279 --> 01:18:24.319
give you an idea of where you
would prioritize, you might someday might be

1156
01:18:24.439 --> 01:18:26.840
feeling like, you know, you
want to see something of Corey Feldman,

1157
01:18:26.960 --> 01:18:30.199
maybe a performance, and then maybe
you'd want to Chet Hanks to break it

1158
01:18:30.399 --> 01:18:33.760
up. But you would, you
would have to be in that same mood

1159
01:18:34.560 --> 01:18:39.840
like that. That is a real
scrapage of the bottom of the as they

1160
01:18:39.920 --> 01:18:42.439
say, yes, but I think
that gives you a better idea of,

1161
01:18:42.560 --> 01:18:45.479
you know what, what folder to
put it in. Like Corey Feldman,

1162
01:18:45.479 --> 01:18:46.439
I'll be like, all right,
I got some curiosity. I'll see what

1163
01:18:46.520 --> 01:18:50.880
this guy's got going, but I'm
not gonna go down that hole. Yeah.

1164
01:18:51.039 --> 01:18:56.640
Oh it's horrible. It's bad,
It's embarrassingly bad. I don't want

1165
01:18:56.640 --> 01:19:00.359
to do it. No thanks,
any final thoughts, rod Uh Yeah,

1166
01:19:00.640 --> 01:19:06.239
just trying to get the rod Ryan
Showcare store up and running, and I'm

1167
01:19:06.319 --> 01:19:11.000
hoping to have the store for the
first time ever. It might be up

1168
01:19:11.079 --> 01:19:15.279
next week before more Memorial Day weekend, which I know people got you know,

1169
01:19:15.399 --> 01:19:17.239
grilling and chilling and you know,
and that's not why you do Memorial

1170
01:19:17.359 --> 01:19:21.439
Day weekend. Okay, it's those
that made the ultimate sacrifice. But there's

1171
01:19:21.479 --> 01:19:26.720
no shame in getting ready to grill
and chill and hang out at Jason's pool

1172
01:19:26.760 --> 01:19:30.279
and do all that fun stuff.
So I'm trying to get the store up

1173
01:19:30.319 --> 01:19:33.479
and running. That means we're gonna
start raising money for backpacks for kids.

1174
01:19:33.520 --> 01:19:38.399
So it's weird. It's hard to
get people fired up because kids are still

1175
01:19:38.479 --> 01:19:43.800
in school, not for much longer. But I'm going to start asking people

1176
01:19:43.920 --> 01:19:48.159
for money for backpacks for kids to
start school next year very soon. Let

1177
01:19:48.199 --> 01:19:51.520
the kids get out of school,
like we don't want kids. You gotta

1178
01:19:51.600 --> 01:19:55.800
work ahead, bro, I gotta
work ahead. So I'm working on all

1179
01:19:55.840 --> 01:19:58.760
the T shirt designs and all of
that, and I got all the design

1180
01:19:58.880 --> 01:20:02.199
set so we might have the store
up and running next week. Dude.

1181
01:20:02.399 --> 01:20:10.880
My fun thought is some parental guidance. Rod um. My son is uh,

1182
01:20:11.359 --> 01:20:13.520
he's moving on. He's going to
go on to high school next year.

1183
01:20:13.600 --> 01:20:15.640
He's very excited about that. All
good, Right, So he's just

1184
01:20:15.840 --> 01:20:18.439
coasting these last few last week or
so at school, Like I mean,

1185
01:20:18.600 --> 01:20:21.119
he goes, I go do what
you're doing at school? He goes nothing,

1186
01:20:24.239 --> 01:20:27.359
nothing, And I'm like, well, how many more days could you

1187
01:20:27.479 --> 01:20:29.279
miss? You know what I mean, Like, I'm thinking, I'm trying

1188
01:20:29.279 --> 01:20:30.399
to work with a kid here,
you know, because he's not doing anything.

1189
01:20:30.439 --> 01:20:34.119
He's bored and he has or anything
like I've already done it. All

1190
01:20:34.560 --> 01:20:38.439
all good, It's just it's just
just those extra days day of the year

1191
01:20:38.479 --> 01:20:41.199
in case there's you know, a
fucking hurricane or something they got to take.

1192
01:20:41.359 --> 01:20:42.960
Is he still got a couple of
weeks? I mean, what is

1193
01:20:42.960 --> 01:20:45.319
he looking at. He's got the
rest of this weekend, part of next

1194
01:20:45.319 --> 01:20:47.960
week and then he's done. So
it's he's out before Memorial Day weekend.

1195
01:20:48.039 --> 01:20:51.960
Yeah, yeah, he's done.
Okay's done. So the other day,

1196
01:20:53.479 --> 01:20:56.960
Uh, there's a bit of a
dust up at the school. He was

1197
01:20:57.039 --> 01:21:00.880
not involved, but he said it
got pretty wild and and um, you

1198
01:21:00.960 --> 01:21:03.640
know a bunch of kids got you
know, after a fistfight in school in

1199
01:21:03.680 --> 01:21:09.640
the lunch room, those kids were
told you are no longer allowed to come

1200
01:21:09.680 --> 01:21:11.680
back for the rest of the year. Okay, and this is gonna go

1201
01:21:11.720 --> 01:21:15.520
on your record and all this shit. So we're in the car after listening

1202
01:21:15.520 --> 01:21:18.640
to the Food Fighters song this morning
on the way to school, and I

1203
01:21:18.680 --> 01:21:20.640
said, so, when you got
planning for school today, what's going on?

1204
01:21:20.880 --> 01:21:24.319
He goes, nothing, I'm gonna
sit there. I go, here's

1205
01:21:24.319 --> 01:21:28.359
what you're gonna do. I go, you find a kid next year it's

1206
01:21:28.359 --> 01:21:30.119
not too big and not too small, and you go punch him in the

1207
01:21:30.199 --> 01:21:31.760
face and get into a fight.
Boom, you got the rest of the

1208
01:21:31.880 --> 01:21:38.560
year. Off, dude, he
goes, But he goes, I don't.

1209
01:21:38.600 --> 01:21:41.159
I don't think that's probably the best
advice to give. Yeah, no,

1210
01:21:41.319 --> 01:21:46.840
dude, you're looking for an out
right. Here we go. And

1211
01:21:46.960 --> 01:21:50.159
then I said a record, and
you know, I don't go on your

1212
01:21:50.199 --> 01:21:53.640
record, And I said, don't
punch anybody, don't be dumb. And

1213
01:21:54.199 --> 01:21:57.720
but he's like, I couldn't.
They said it pretty serious. He looks

1214
01:21:57.760 --> 01:22:00.159
at me, He's like, I
don't. I don't. I don't think

1215
01:22:00.159 --> 01:22:05.439
that's a good idea, does he? I mean, how old is Henry

1216
01:22:05.520 --> 01:22:12.720
now? Fourteen? Going to be
fifteen soon? So so our camps out

1217
01:22:12.760 --> 01:22:15.680
of the question. Obviously, he's
too young to get a job. He's

1218
01:22:15.720 --> 01:22:20.239
in that weird he's in that weird
space. Is there plans for him to

1219
01:22:20.319 --> 01:22:23.920
do something? I mean, you
guys have probably got some family vacation,

1220
01:22:24.079 --> 01:22:25.640
do you know. I know,
you guys go to the beach a lot

1221
01:22:25.680 --> 01:22:30.720
and stuff like that. But is
soccer and all that stuff over with for

1222
01:22:30.800 --> 01:22:33.319
the summer too? Soccer is almost
done. He's got a couple of weeks

1223
01:22:33.399 --> 01:22:36.640
of prepping for high school. They
got some different camps and ship that they

1224
01:22:36.800 --> 01:22:39.960
do for that to get them kind
of warmed up for it, which is

1225
01:22:40.039 --> 01:22:42.119
I think fu I wish we would
have had that. You know. I

1226
01:22:42.199 --> 01:22:44.359
walked in one day and I'm boom, here you go, and I'm like,

1227
01:22:44.399 --> 01:22:45.439
what the fuck? Where are we? You know? But yeah,

1228
01:22:45.720 --> 01:22:48.640
he's got that, but really not
much. It's a weird summer. He's

1229
01:22:48.640 --> 01:22:53.000
got nothing super planned. He's got
a couple of little things. Some people

1230
01:22:53.000 --> 01:22:54.800
have said, hey, you want
to come work for me for a week

1231
01:22:54.880 --> 01:22:58.000
or two and learn the ropes on
this business, and I'm like, fuck,

1232
01:22:58.079 --> 01:23:00.600
yeah he does. So he's got
some opportunities. Yeah, it's kind

1233
01:23:00.600 --> 01:23:03.359
of cool that way. So it's
like you can't officially work or anything.

1234
01:23:03.960 --> 01:23:08.199
But he's you know, he's smart
and he gives a shit, so he's

1235
01:23:08.199 --> 01:23:11.439
gonna go learn a few things.
I'm like, let's do it. Maybe

1236
01:23:11.479 --> 01:23:15.520
hanging out doing nothing mostly, which
is great. Wo dude, you got

1237
01:23:15.640 --> 01:23:17.239
your whole life to do dumb shit
and work all summer. You know,

1238
01:23:17.239 --> 01:23:20.840
I don't mind it just pissing around
all summer. And it isn't as long

1239
01:23:20.880 --> 01:23:24.159
as you think. I mean,
most kids, you know in the South,

1240
01:23:24.279 --> 01:23:27.760
I think he's done right before Memorial
Day. He's going back and like

1241
01:23:28.479 --> 01:23:33.880
the first week in August, it's
a short summer. You know, they're

1242
01:23:33.920 --> 01:23:38.039
getting more time off during the year, which is weird to me. Let's

1243
01:23:38.039 --> 01:23:40.359
just get it done. Let's just
hammer through this shit and give me a

1244
01:23:40.439 --> 01:23:43.840
long summer. Yeah, it's weird
they're giving more time off, and I

1245
01:23:43.920 --> 01:23:47.800
think there's some kind of a you
know, obviously there's a teacher shortage and

1246
01:23:47.840 --> 01:23:53.319
they're trying to like give teachers more
time off, and yeah, I'm finding

1247
01:23:53.359 --> 01:23:57.640
it difficult. My kid has like
weird times off and it's what what what

1248
01:23:57.720 --> 01:24:00.439
do you mean of a mid It's
not that's not spring break. There's like

1249
01:24:00.560 --> 01:24:04.239
some mid spring early year break.
I'm like, what is this? What

1250
01:24:04.319 --> 01:24:09.600
do you call this? You were
just off for Christmas. It's there's some

1251
01:24:09.800 --> 01:24:13.319
weird there's some weird things happening right
now with kids in school, well with

1252
01:24:13.479 --> 01:24:16.439
time off. The teacher thing is
the scariest part because even my son's like

1253
01:24:16.479 --> 01:24:20.880
he's like, man, I've had
like six science teachers this year, Like

1254
01:24:21.039 --> 01:24:26.880
they don't stick. I'm like,
how can you learn anything when you you

1255
01:24:26.960 --> 01:24:29.600
know? And it's like and the
kids recognize it, and it's like I

1256
01:24:29.720 --> 01:24:31.039
get it. This is not shitt
again teachers at all, because they've got

1257
01:24:31.119 --> 01:24:34.079
one of the hardest jobs on earth
and they don't get paid. Shit.

1258
01:24:34.960 --> 01:24:38.840
Who wants to do that? You
know, you the beating you take.

1259
01:24:38.920 --> 01:24:41.840
And I can't imagine, like you
knew, like when we were in school

1260
01:24:42.560 --> 01:24:45.880
back in the nineteen hundreds, that
teachers had a hard job then because we

1261
01:24:45.960 --> 01:24:47.680
were assholes, but you know,
they had a little more leniency to kind

1262
01:24:47.680 --> 01:24:50.840
of keep us in line. I
can't imagine. You know, you got

1263
01:24:50.880 --> 01:24:55.600
these moms groups now and the Karens
of the world. How could you be

1264
01:24:55.680 --> 01:24:59.920
a teacher. You can't teach anything
anymore. You can't say shit to anybody.

1265
01:25:00.039 --> 01:25:03.439
Yeah, I can't imagine being a
teacher. I can't even imagine,

1266
01:25:03.920 --> 01:25:08.279
No, not at all. Anyway, all right, guys, thank you

1267
01:25:08.319 --> 01:25:11.640
for checking this out. I'll see
if I can get back to my normal

1268
01:25:12.239 --> 01:25:15.079
sitch. But this wasn't so bad. It's worked just great. This wasn't

1269
01:25:15.119 --> 01:25:19.720
so bad. But uh yeah,
download smashed a subscribe button. Don't miss

1270
01:25:19.800 --> 01:25:26.079
any episodes. Check out old episodes. Go back to the Aerosmith episode to

1271
01:25:26.119 --> 01:25:31.399
see if somebody started and at playpants
pod on all the socials what else did

1272
01:25:32.119 --> 01:25:35.520
No, No, here's here's the
thing. You'll know if it was me

1273
01:25:35.640 --> 01:25:39.720
because I'll start smiling, okay,
because I can't do it without laughing.

1274
01:25:40.000 --> 01:25:43.720
I'm at checkingfty one year old.
It's still funny. Oh yeah, farts

1275
01:25:43.720 --> 01:25:46.239
are funny. Like you'll notice you
if you if you hear something and you

1276
01:25:46.319 --> 01:25:49.880
see it, my face change and
I'm laughing. I'm telling you right now

1277
01:25:49.880 --> 01:25:53.640
it was me then, because I'm
not gonna hide that shit. It's not

1278
01:25:53.680 --> 01:25:58.079
gonna happen anyway. That's enough.
I'm out of here, all right,

1279
01:25:58.119 --> 01:26:01.600
guys. Thank you for checking this
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1280
01:26:01.720 --> 01:26:05.239
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1281
01:26:05.319 --> 01:26:08.800
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