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wake wakey, hands off, Snakey rod Ryan show check it in Throwback
Thursday, Fix the Gram Thursday. Of course Thursdays is always reading my lips
Day. They play at eight twenty. This morning, Tessa takes on Alex
for your ACL weekend passes. Some are saying that's the biggest thing we're given
away all week. Those are big tickets, man, it's probably worth the
most big d going for AU. But I think win number three today fresh
out of mat had to add challenge, will play at six twenty. If
I finger Death Punch tickets. Wow, I think I saw another pair floating
around on linksin Yes this morning. I don't normally talk about that, but
I would dig deep on some of these blog pages today. Lymphiskit tickets on
your Fun Flash Fun Fact Flashback, some forty one tickets at seven twenty Alternative
Income this week and then next week and then that's it. But you still
got a shot at one thousand dollars. We'll leave you with Cage the Elephant
tickets on Know the show. The rain is a come in today, so
I'm thinking will be okay. I mean it's up to about a fifteen to
twenty percent chance of rain during the day. Your drive to work should be
fine once the afternoon hits, and on through the drive home and through the
evening. We got rain coming today. Good morning, Tessa. What are
you Houston's headlines? Hey, good morning Rock running home room. A bunch
of stuff going on. President Biden and Donald Trump are said to face off
in a general election debates. They're scheduled for June and September. They're going
to participate in Atlanta for the June one and then September tenth. I'm not
sure where that one's gonna be without the ABC hosted one. The debates were
scheduled hours after Biden challenged Trump and a video posted to X Trump responded saying
he's ready and willing to debate Crooked Joe here in Houston. Galveston officials are
trying to make sure nobody is stranded on Pelican Island after a barge hit the
bridge yesterday morning. Cars had been allowed to cross the damaged bridge one at
a time until the Galveston County Office of Emergent management decide around six thirty pm
to close that bridge until further notice, so around nine pm, evacuations across
the bridge resumed. The barge reportedly spilled about five thousand gallons of oil,
forcing a closure more than six miles in the Gulf Intracoastal Waterway. There were
no injuries. The world record for the largest gathering of people dressed as dinosaurs
was absolutely shattered at an event in Canada last month, but sadly it will
not count. Too many people showed up. They didn't have enough risk bands.
Yeah, they estimate up to six thousand t Rexes were there. They
only got an estimate because they were not prepared to count that many people.
They only had three thousand wristbands. That was how the official count was supposed
to go. I think they only needed three hundred two to break the record.
It wasn't like a huge record, so bunch of t Rexes with wristbands
leaving the event too early couldn't get the official count. Doesn't count. Those
blow up dinosaur costumes are still funny to me. They're very funny. Magician
David Copperfield has been accused of sexual misconduct by sixteen women. Some of the
accusation and include this is pretty serious. This is a drugging three women before
having sexual relations, groping women, forcing women to touch him in appropriately during
live performances. Half of the claims are for women who say they were under
eighteen at the time, and the encounters raided from the eighties all the way
to twenty fourteen. So he has been accused of sexual misconduct in the past,
which he's denied. His lawyers say he's going to be cleared of any
wrongdoing. Giovanni in the Hired Guns frontman Giovanni Yaniz has made the decision to
check himself in a rehab, prompting the band to cancel the upcoming tour dates
as they support their leader's choice to prioritize his health and well being. Let
out a heartfelt statement yesterday the group, expressing immense pride in Yannas for accepting
help, hoping his example will encourage others who are struggling. The singer's absence
will inevitably infect affect the bands touring this year. They had been booked for
a lot of shows the festivals and concerts this summer, but for now their
focus remains on their frontman's recovery. Those are Houston headlines taking alex Well the
The NFL schedule was released yesterday. The Texans are going to open the season
on the road against the Colts on September eighth. They do have five primetime
games this season. They have something last year. Yeah, none last year.
Five this year. They host the Bears Week two for Sunday Night Football.
They played the Jets on Thursday Night Football Week nine. Week ten,
they got the Lions at home for Sunday Night Football. They got the Cowboys
on Monday Night Football Week eleven, and then week seventeen they play a Christmas
Day game. It'll be on Netflix, so the Bill's Maffiel will be in
town. Yeah. Giants had a preseason game cool Ust to give me those
tickets out, you can watch them. You can see the full tex schedule
on the sports blog page today. In baseball, Astros got another win last
night. They shout out the A's three to not think. They've now won
four straight and six of their last seven. They're gonna wrap up their series
with the A's tonight. Christian Haavier is gonna be on the mount for this
Drows going up against Oakland's Joey Estes first pitch is at seventeen. You can
listen to it on our sister station, Sports Talk seven to ninety. In
the NBA Playoffs, last night, the Celtics meet the Cavs one thirteen to
ninety eight. Boston wins that series four games to one. In the Mavericks
top for the Thunder one O four to ninety two. And the Stanley Cup
play Off, the Avalanche gap by the Stars five to three. That what's
going on in sports? Our picture suspended ten games, ten games, two
starts, ten games for the substance on his glove. Yeah, I mean
with pictures, you basically do it on starting pitchers to took increments of five.
So that, yeah, caused them to missustire a little harsh, I
think so. God heard all. Alright, let's go guys, first phone
call. Enough of the baby advice, h Can we get something else for
a first phone call today? Anything? Almost anything goes for that first phone
call of the day. Chilly released These Fall Lines seven one three, the
most interactive show on the radio. It's This one Boom ninety four five,
The buzz Food Fighters and the Pretender Rod Ryan Show. On this Throwback Thursday.
We got the songs locked and Loadoo Wizard just sent those in Soup Dragon.
I'm free love that song and I think we learned on this show together
that that is an old cover song, Growing Stones did It, Hunger,
The Hunger, Local, The Hunger, Vanishing Cream, and Rancid time Bomb.
Okay, great songs. I love them all. I love them all.
That's a great selection that's working its way over to links and guests.
Be looking at girls blog page, the sixa Graam Thursday blog page, the
food blog page. Have any Barbecue Day, thank you, the National Barbecue
Day, and then National Mimosa Day. Oh yeah, that's all going on.
So that's how the food blog page today. We got Big D going
for win number three, fresh out of bed. Head to head Challenge,
Limp Biscuit tickets coming your way on the fun Fact flashback, read my lips,
Get your words into me. I see a lot of you sending me
word suggestions. You know, we play at A twenty every Monday, every
Thursday. I'm sorry, but the rain is the big story. Some of
you are gonna be get some rain throughout the day, you know, I
don't know. Fifteen to twenty percent chance here and there during the day,
it really starts to open up. At one o'clock fifty percent chance of showers,
it goes up to a seventy percent chance. I mean, yeah,
it's gonna rain tonight like one through when you go to bed, So lots
of water. Lots of rain coming tonight. Plant. Accordingly, if you
got something going on, it's nap. Time for the first phone call of
the day. Huh, Ethan, good morning, Good morning brother. Uh
cool Ethan, how are you. I'm doing good man, I'm calling you
all back. I actually called you the very beginning of the school year.
Let you know, I was a first year teacher going into it for the
first time, and I wanted a call back and let you guys know how
my year went. I mean, how do you even surmise a whole year
in thirty seconds? How did it go? It was amazing, man.
I mean definitely emotional highs and some lows, but overall, man, I
absolutely loved it. I am just thrilled that I got to do this,
and I can't wait to come back and do it again. Every kid deserves
a teacher that is excited about teaching them like you, Ethan. Yeah,
I'm incredibly lucky. My school district's incredible. I have a few other teachers
who came into it with me this year, his first year teachers too,
and the four of us have kind of been each other's like emotional support animals
the whole way through it, and we have all just loved it and can't
wait to keep doing it. So did you ever play many more years?
At any point during the school year, did you go home? You drove
home and you were just white knuckled on that on that steering wheel. You
go home, you pulled yourself a drink and you're like, God, damn
that Billy that that Billy Williams was there? One kid? Is it just
did you get did you get brought to a moment where you just wanted to
snap? This year? Uh? Not snap? I mean you definitely,
like I said, you have emotional moments good and bad. But you understand,
like a fan of it if you're doing it right, like they're all
people, yep, little people. So yeah, but you're just doing your
bad you know. Yeah. But Tommy Cavanaugh, I mean it's just a
bad seed. Tommy Cavanaugh is just a bad seed. You know. It's
like, what's going on at in the home in there. That kid's an
animal. There are no bad people, Rod, they're just misunderstood. I
don't know. Tommy Kavanaugh beat me up a couple of times when I was
a kid, and then he reached out to me on Facebook to be friends,
and they didn't forget about what was no even changed. He turned it
around for him. All right, I'm sorry if your kid's name is Tommy
Cavanaugh. But the one that terrorized me when I was a child reached out
to me recently on Facebook. Tommy Cavanaugh reached out to me, said a
friend request. Did you forget you threw me down in a basement down the
stairs pass and ask him. All right, hey, Ethan, you're in
it for the long haul. This is just year number one. Do you
see yourself doing twenty years? That's the plan? Man. Good for you,
Bro, Good for you man. Thanks for the update. I appreciate
it. Shout out to all the teachers out there. If you Tommy Kavanaugh
on the flip and a rec chat for you, we'll find out what's trending
and then we'll get set up for the game. It uz Rock and Alter
very soon. The Rod Ryan Morning Show I'm six to ten AM, ninety
four to five The Boys, Welcome back Rod Ryan's show. I'm over here
getting set up, getting ready to go, fresh out of bed, head
to head. We got showers today today, I would say, well,
set sixty percent chance of showers today. Tonight seventy percent chance of showers.
You're gonna be wet. What's trending. Jimmy Carter is trending on the X
and on Google. His grandson says he's coming to the end after over a
year in hospice care. So lots of people tweeting about that, a lot
of people searching about that. It's a tough old dude, man. He's
been hanging in there a long time, sure is. So we're going to
monitor that situation. Also, the ratings are in for the Caitlin Clark debut.
Two point one million viewers. That was the average watching of the game
there, and it was the Fever between the Sun. It's the most watched
WNBA game since Memorial Day two thousand and one. Wow. Yeah, pretty
impressive numbers there. For us, it's always going to be the Instagram Thursday.
That's the number one blog page today. Go check it out. That's
what's turning on at four five to the buzz. Good morning everybody. It's
big d I am, you're fresh out of bed. Head to head two
day Champions and chili throwing nothing but legit tay, yeah, it's okay.
I know the target on my back is a big Join me on Thursday as
I make a win. Number three bitches, can you beat him? Is
the question? Call me, call me if you think you could do that?
Seven one three two it's the buzz. I took her out. It
was a Friday night. I walk alone to get the feeling run. We
started making up and she to come up it. But then I turned on
the TV and that s a southing. Time she walked away from me.
Nobody thought she went to play pay thee. My TV shows what a nose
ag? I say, a ship at lage? What's my age? Can?
What's my age? Again? Later on on the drive hole, I
called her mom, I'm from a pay phone and I said, I want
the cops and send your bustamants in jail. The stays down on side of
me and cats her something. Time I met your not funny nobody because she
waited till dry and I said by the Tokay block out. What's the das
kind of ID say a ship at rash what's my agent? Then? What's
my agent time? And that's about the time she walked away from day.
Nobody thought she wake a way anything and you still her or question, yeah,
well I was walking with people, said that lage. That's about the
time that she prod me know what she says, say, excuse a way
to God? Why would she pushed up? Rage? Rage came okay nine
four five The Buzz Rad Ryan Show, Rain, rain and more rain more
likely this afternoon and then on through the evening high today of around eighty five.
Let's play a game and now each time for the Fresh out of Bed
Head to Head Challenge. Listeners to your corners, Big D, Good morning,
brother riding, Good morning, Big D. Big D's won it all
before, He's been a Grand prize champion. You know what we're offering up
this year. Planet Fitness is on board with us with the Fresh out of
Bed Head to Head Challenge. They're pudding up one thousand dollars and a one
year membership to the winner of the whole thing at the end of the year.
Nice, I'm loving playing for this right now, there are two two
time champions. Maybe Big D will be a two time champion. There's the
Goat and the Goat Hunter. Would you like to win it all again this
year? Oh? You know it? I bet you would smoke show.
Carla says she's not worried about you. She said she heard something in your
game. She said you're tipping your pictures. She knows how to beat you,
Carla, Good morning, Good morning. All right, Carla, let's
go. You think you can beat Big D? Yes, okay, he's
pretty good. But we know you're good though. You're good at this.
Just have you been in the hall. What's going on with your resume?
I've been in the hall one okay last year? Was it last year?
I think it was last year. That's it. Can me get back in
it again? Let's get back in there. Okay, shout out your name
when you think you know the answer. What are they playing for today?
I have a pair of tickets to see five of your Death Punch with Marilyn
Manson. Okay, it's a good ticket. Carla. You ready? Yes?
You ready for your show of smoke? I am Big D. I
know you're ready. Here comes the questions. Question Number one. What kind
of buds are on your tongue? Carla snuck the D in there? Y's
taste buds. Taste buds is correct? Answer? Is it because it's only
one letter? Is that what makes it quicker? I think? So?
There you go, D. Don't pull it? You got the D quick
on the D you say, don't pull of Kenny. Here we go,
D and Carla smoke show. Carla? Come on? What Australian marsupial?
Carla smoke show? Carla kangaroo pops around and has a pouch. It's a
roue Carla on the board marsupials. You know what's that? What other marsupials?
The quality? The only other one I could have thought of. Yeah,
that's all I got right now too? Hell has a pouch? Yeah,
I does? I dould? I know that they keeps his money,
keeps all his extra money in there? Hi? Hell? Oh that's a
fanny pack all right here? Question for the wind D and Carla? What
do you call the outside bread on your Carla rush? I was gonna say,
Carla is not gonna be happy she got in early. D. What
do you call the outside bread of your hot dog? Oh? No,
that would be a bun. It would be a bun, would be Hell's
got buns. Carla, you right when she said, right when she said
her name first, I'm like, wrong question to get in first. I
didn't give you enough on that one. I thought Crust was a really good
guest too. The Smoke show is out of here. We got to sick.
Good Bye Carla, Bye, Big Big D. Does she have something
on you? Oh? I think I was on the delay side today.
Oh okay, Yeah, that sounded a little bit more like Big K than
Big D talking right there. All right, D, you pulled off another
victory. You're going to five finger death Punch and Marilyn Manson nice A rod
Ryan Show The Bus ninety four five The Bus rob Ryan Show Throwback Thursday.
Voting is now available on the world famous rod Ryan Show page at the buzz
dot com. We got showers today, We got well showers this afternoon.
Some of you are gonna get a little the little sprinkling going on this morning,
but most of it's coming this afternoon and on through the evening, and
at some point just about all of us are gonna get some rain today.
Fresh out of bed Head to head challenge, here's your current champion. Hey,
what's up? It's big b Yeah, catch the rest of that again.
Still your fresh out bet head to head champion getting win number three against
Smoke Show Carlo Chill. Still throwing nothing but legends at me. Join me
on free beer Friday as I make it win number four bitches. It's like
the dramatics right that he talks so slow the speech. You know, I
was playing what Shine down there. By the time I've done editing his speech,
there's like five seconds left in the song. Right, I'm like,
d you got it, let's google, Let's go already. Oh, possums
or possums are marsupials as well? There was a marsupial question in there,
but only American one houses. Yeah, thanks hal or Mamma cash chardon on
that. That's awesome. All right, I'm gonna give you a shot at
some limp biscuit tickets coming up. But first, it's got a fuck that
to the Day. We make you look smart? Ere buddy, is this
the fuck that to the Day? Start out with a good number for you
today, I'm the fun Facts. Back in two thousand and five, this
show was one year old here in Houston, almost twenty one percent of Americans
smoked cigarettes nineteen years ago. That's about twenty one people and one hundred.
Right now, it's eleven point five less than twelve and one hundred people smoke
cigarettes. That's good, man, that's really good. Those people are not
in casinos. Is it still going on? I've been in a casino in
a little bit, SIGs, the casino, rips, old ladies with their
heaters playing the nicol slots, Dagan and bet Now it's you would love.
It's the American way. Nepaul is the only country with a flag that's not
a rectangle. That is, they have two overlapping triangles, ah and two
banners. Let's see another fun fact for you today. Easter Island got its
name because the Dutch explorer landed there. Guess what day, No way,
Easter Sunday in seventeen twenty two. That's the best he can come up with.
It's the fuck back to the day. We make you look smart in
front of your body. It's the fuck back to the day. What you're
giving away a pair of tickets to see lip Biscuit with Bones Mate, no
Face, crey Feld then and riff rap It with the pavilions. Okay,
it's your bud. Hell's got taste buds? Sure them alone? Who has
the best sense of taste of any animal? They have more than one hundred
thousand taste buds. Hal's only got about ten thousand taste buds over there,
and they're all on his tongue. That's enough. This animal has them all
over the place. They have a one hundred thousand taste buds all over their
body. It's not tests. I'm jealous. What is this? Uh?
Yeah, tasty taste the biscuits this animal, they're tasting the biscuits like like
in their buttthole. Well, they have taste buds over there seven one,
three, two two five nine four five. If you know the fun fact
flashbacks. Now time for rockout. When your stock out with Captain Cash,
chickens have the fewest. They only have twenty four taste buds out. Yeah
you have, you have ten thousand. You're doing good. I feel good
about that. I guess how was uh, how was our walk down Wall
Street yesterday? It was? It was good. The dad was up three
hundred and forty nine points. Kick off this morning at thirty nine thousand,
nine hundred and eight nasdac up two hundred and thirty one to sixteen thousand,
seven forty two tench Mark Tenure Treasures trading at a four point three four percent
and oil stands at seventy eight dollars thirty two cents of barrel to the most
actives, the Big Studs, Salesforce, Amgen and Home Depot, the Big
Duds, Walt Disney, Boeing and Travelers on the economic calendar. This morning,
Goog, we got numbers on building permits for April. Right now,
features looking good, keep this up a pause opening right here on Wall Street.
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Good Morning, rod Ryan Show. Angelica, Hi, why did you
call for the Fresh out of bed Head to Head challenge today? Because I
know the answer. No, no, no. I played a game earlier
this hour called the Fresh out of bed head to Head? Did you call
for that? No? I called for the fun fat flash back. Yeah.
Why don't you want to play the game. I don't know, book.
I wanted to pick it, all right. Damn. It's who's got
the best taste buds of any animal? Catfish? You got the tickets?
Who you got the tickets? You got the tickets? Give them hook her
up, please, limp biscuit tickets. They are yours. Bones neat,
no face, Corey Filment and riff Raff. Congratulations, thank you, thank
you. Next time you're on this show, I want you being on the
Fresh out of bed head to Head. I know you're up early, all
right, yes, yes, I will that it doesn't sound good, all
right? Congratulations Angelica, it's ninety four or five, the Bus ninety four
or five the buzz Rod Ryan Show on this throwback Thursday. The rain is
a coming. It's coming this afternoon and it's going to stay on through the
evening. Seventy percent chance of thunderstorms tonight. Okay, so we should hit
a high somewhere around eighty five next hour. Some forty one tickets coming your
way head around seven twenty. Of course we play read my lips at eight
twenty. Keeps sending me those word suggestions. That's how you're gonna win your
ACL tickets. At a twenty, Tessa takes on alex Right now, Tessa,
there she is, She's got Houston's headlines. Oh, we just talked
about Jimmy Carter possibly being nearing the end of his life. The CEO of
his nonprofit says he's doing fine, though, because that was a statement from
his grandson, Carter Center CEO Paige Alexander was asked about his condition after Carter's
grandson said that the oldest living president was coming to an end, and Alexander
said there's been no major change in his condition and that the ninety nine year
old was at home enjoying peanut butter ice cream. Oh that grandson's getting yelled
at round Yeah, I think so to press. Also, we talked about
the Biden administration. Well, Biden challenging Donald Trump. They're set to face
off and election. Do you laugh when these guys are acting like tough guys?
I roll my eyes. It's it's so funny. These are the oldest,
frailest people on the planet and they're acting like Clin Eastwood, like a
clean Eastwood movie. Come at me, Bro any time, anywhere. Yeah,
you got it. So these are debates that were scheduled to bide and
challenge the former president, and the video posted on x Trump responded saying,
look, I'm ready and willing to debate Crooke and Joe. So that's what's
going on there. That's probably I like sleepy Joe. Yeah, okay.
Hey here in town. The bridge in Galveston is damage after a barge hit
it yesterday. The vessel hit the railroad side of the Pelican Island Causeway and
the only way that's the only way off and on the island. So the
US Coast Guard has been monitoring an oil spill to the surrounding waters that this
incident caused. A large piece of that bridge fell due to being hit by
the barge. Officials say no injuries or rescues have been reported, so that's
really the serious stuff. Uh, this is possibly the worst glitch that a
phone could have. Oh yeah, I sent a the test of this morning.
I said, Hey, even if you don't use this as a story,
I'm sending this over to you just in case. I don't know.
I don't know what's going on over there. I don't need to worry about
me concerning that. But a few people online are claiming that Apple's new iPhone
update has resurrected their old deleted nudes, putting them right at the top of
your gallery. People say photos that they deleted years ago are suddenly back and
some yeah, some are at the top of the galleries. It's not just
nudes, of course, but those are the ones that you have probably noticed
first. No comment from Apple Tech things like this, it can be hard
to separate you problems from everyone. Problems like you're not just gonna roll away.
Hey, anyone else get their nudes at the top of their gallery?
Well, I was looking pretty good back, so I don't know what you
do. He is a legit problem. It's unclear how widespread it is,
but enough people are joining forums about it that it's being picked up by tech
blogs. So the tech world talking about it, tech Reddit on fire.
Oh okay, you ready for this? What husband number four is going down?
Earlier this week, Jennifer Lopez was spotted house hunting without Ben Affleck.
So now the tabloids are like, they're getting divorced. In Touch Weekly says
Ben has moved out of their home and they're headed for divorce. Come on,
come on. A sour says he's focusing on his work and his kids.
Now. They'll likely have to sell the dream house they spent two years
searching for. Supposedly, a big bone of contention for them is that Jennifer
loves the spotlight. News flash, guys, Jennifer Lopez loves the spotlight.
Ben does not look I'm miserable. He is in every paparazzi photo and video.
He was just on the roads. He likes the spotlight to he was
interdunking commercial. He's just as thirsty. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. He's
okay, he's subtly less thirsty, but he's still. You don't date,
You don't date j Lo unless you're thirsty. Well, he already tried it
once and it didn't work out. He's going back for more, so he
must have been extra third time. That's husband number four in the scrap heap.
Okay, and him he's got a whole wife and kids going on in
the other end. Don't compare those two things. It's not husband number four.
They're both Leo's. They're both insane. You don't know it does?
It does be having a drink with Mark Anthony, Chris Judd and that o
Johnny guy. Not a bad mind up. Okay. Weezer and Kelly Clarkson,
we're happy together. When the group formed on The Kelly Clarkson Show yesterday,
apparently they all doubled up and did a little duet for saying so some
musco. We gotta wait for her part, right, That's okay. She
knows she's gonna wail. She let let me do his little thing. It's
just funny seeing Weezer on Kelly Clarkson. Oh, here he goes. He
doesn't care like the Rivers does not care whatever. Check it out. Here
she comes and I know she's happy to sing with everybody, and she sings
on her show. She really looked like she might have been singing with a
band that she grew up listening to, and she looked like she was with
like she was fanning out. You just give her the song at that player,
she rushed it, so yeah, Jesus Well. The NFL schedule was
released yesterday. The Texans are going to open the season on the road against
the Cold September eighth. They do have five primetime games this year, after
having none all of last season. They host the Bears week two for Sunday
Night Football. They got the Jets on a Thursday night game in Week nine,
they have the Lions at home on Sunday Night Football, Cowboys on a
Monday night game on the road, and then they have a Christmas Day game
against the Ravens that you can watch on Netflix. You can see the full
Textans schedule on our sports blog page. To day. They did an ASMR
schedule release, so like it's ASMRI E with like A. They had a
hydraulic press on it when they were released in one of them. Real it's
pretty cool. All the teams hit some pretty cool videos of their The Cowboys
sucked, but everybody else is pretty cool. That I saw they have like
the coolest videos from all the teams with their schedule release. I like the
Detroit lines that all the guys from I think you should leave put out the
whole schedule release and that was pretty funny. But you can see a those
videos antitaxing schedule on the sports blog Preah today. The Astros got another win
last night. They shout out the A's three to nothing. They've won four
straight and six of their last seven. They're gonna wrap up their series with
the A's tonight. First pitch is gonna be at seven ten. You can
listen to it on our sister station, Sports Talk seven ninety and the NBA
playoffs. Last night, the Celtics beat the Calves one thirteen to ninety eight
to advance to the Eastern Conference Finals. The Mavericks then top to the Thunder
one oh four to ninety two. Tonight, the Timberwolves are gonna take on
the Nuggets. That'll start at seven thirty. You can watch it on ESPN
and the Stanley Cup Playoffs. The Avalanche gap but the Stars five to three,
and there's two games on the NHL schedule tonight. There'll be the Rangers
trying to close out the Hurricanes at six o'clock and the Connects hosting the Oilers
at nine. You can watch both games on T and T. That is
what's going on. I just pulled up that first j LO victim or I
mean, I'm sorry her first husband. That guy's jack Man. You want
to talk about somebody, thebody that glowed up since he was with j LOHI
what's his name? I just pulled him up. It's oj A and I
oh, Johnny noah, uh yeah, he's doing just fine without job.
Then Ben, then Mark Anthony, then Ben again. Bet they never got
married the first time. They just oh, okay, yeah, before Mark
Anthony. Yeah no, yes, I don't know before he'd be I don't
know. All right, let's go The rod Ryan Morning Show. Six The
Buzz ninety four five The Buzz, Good Morning, rod Ryan's Show. It's
red Hot Chili Peppers. Welcome to the seventh Spot. If you're carrying over
from home room, thank you very much. If you're just joining us,
wakey, wakey, hands off those cupcakeys. We have a lot of ground
to cover this hour. Some forty one tickets coming up. They're billing this
as their final tour ever. They're playing here. September twenty ninth, seventy
one three Music Hall keep sending me your word suggestions. Read my lips is
coming up in a little over an hour from now. Tessa is taking on
Alex Tesla with an early lead on the year. Alex is coming back a
little bit. Tessa, you have eight wins, Alex has six. Yeah,
it's for acl weekend passes. It's a huge ticket. You're gonna want
to win those for the person that picked you to representing. It's a huge,
huge price. These animals don't care what's on the line, and Chili
doesn't give a flip. Okay, it could be for a million dollars.
He doesn't feel any extra pressure to try to win for you. It's crazy
to me that you guys completely block that out, whatever the prizes. Well,
it's crazy to me that people aren't loyal and they expect loyalty from us.
You will, you'd be good to us. Scratch our backs to scratch
yours. Okay, Well that's coming up next hour. I guess we're gonna
do song clips Alex next hour because we didn't really talk about it yet.
Yeah, we hear that, all right. Throw Thursday today. Get your
votes in. That's on links and guests this morning. Hey Chili, have
you uh, I know there's more important blog pages to get up. Have
you gotten around to three things you must see today? Yeah? It's been
up. Did you see my mother Lane? Dude? Yeah? Did you
guys see this? In Guatemala, there was a volcano. So they're filming
this volcano erupting, which is amazing. Okay, everyone's from a safe distance.
I don't think it's hurting anyone, but they're watching this active volcano and
as it's erupting, a bolt of lightning comes down and hits the center of
the volcano where all of a volcanic ashes coming out and everything, and you
have these two powerful things colliding. It's like a Hollywood movie. Chile.
Yeah, it was like that Apocalypto type stuff. It's awesome and you're hearing
like the live reaction of people that are watching this thing again from a very
safe distance. A lot of volcanoes. I don't know much about Guatemala except
yeah, I think it's got like four three or four volcanoes that are active.
Yeah. Yeah, not too long ago, like about eight years ago,
eight or nine, they had a big eruption that ruined back of town
and stuff like that. Okay, I'm today's I'm today years old. Lightning
strikes on volcanoes are actual, actually pretty common. The ash creates some sort
of a static electricity. Oh okay, and so it happens a lot.
I just never seen it before, and this one was bigger than normal.
This is headlining three things you must see today. I didn't know that there
were active volcanoes in Guatemala. Yeah, four of them, I think like
three or four, and then like there's not a fire volcano, a water
volcano, and then like two other ones that I can't remember. I just
remember those when I saw them. It's the Motherland right there. I want
to go. There's a there's another story on that Three things you must see.
I gotta take a break. A farm in Saskatchewan up in Canada.
Yeah, he he found a piece of space junk on his farm. It's
ninety pounds, it's big. Okay. So what they've done is they kind
of experts took a look at this thing and they think it's from a SpaceX
launch that happened this year in February. So he reached out to SpaceX.
He didn't hear anything back. So he's like, you know what, this
is mine, It's on my property. So how Canada? Is this all
right? He's going to auction it off and he's gonna use the money to
rebuild the local hockey rink. They need some help. It's like all it's
all dilapidated. He's gonna take care of the rink in town in Saskatchewan.
That so you can see him standing next to the space junk. I don't
know who's gonna want this. Somebody will buy that. Somebody will buy that
thing. Yeah, some rich guy will want that in his man cave.
So definitely some spacehead. But it's unprecedented, so nobody knows. You know,
what do you think he's going to get for this? I don't know.
Will he get five grand? Will he get twenty five grand? Nobody
seems to kind of no. But if you want to see he gets fifty
r I hope. So if you want to see this farmer next to the
space junk. But the Guatemalan volcano video is amazing. Three things you must
see today You really must see the said Houston's Rock Houston's Alternative and the Rod
Ryan Morning Show bus ninety four or five. The Buzz, Good morning,
rod Ryan's show Throwback Thursday. I'm gonna go check out the voting showers likely
today, certainly coming tonight. Let's give me a big rainy day today.
What's trending? Okay, so all on my pages yesterday was the Chiefs kicker
his commencement speech, garnering a lot of attention because he was giving a speech
at a Catholic university, pretty conservative crowd there, and bits and snippets of
his speech went viral. He was talking about his wife loving her role as
a homemaker, things like that, and guys, this is something that I
could not get away from yesterday. So this is and let me tell you
why this is significant because his name is Harrison Bucker. He's the kicker on
the Kansas City Chiefs. And you know the Chiefs, they have just been
intertwined with Swifty Nation, you know what I mean, all the all the
Swifties. I didn't even think about that angle. Well that's that's why it's
trending. So no, it's not why it's trending. It's because people are
calling for this guy to be fired, right because he quoted Taylor Swift in
his commencement speech. So anytime you do anything Taylor Swift that you got Swift,
He's on your on your head and that, and then it goes viral
and that's what people click on. He gave a speech to a private college
that is a Catholic school. He got a standing ovation. The words that
he said resonated with the people that were supposed to hear his words. He
got a standing ovation. Now there's an application online to get him fired the
people that weren't there. Do you think a kicker giving a commencement speech anywhere
is significant like those this big headlines if it doesn't include Taylor Swift, I'll
give you the Taylor Swift thing. Oh okay, you got it, you
win. I don't care about but you, I mean kickers giving commencements.
He's just like, I'm looking at my I'm barely I'm like going through by
scroll and I'm like, uh, this is just the kicker right anyway,
that's trending. We definitely have a happy Gilmore to Netflix finally confirmed that it's
happening. We've talked about this, but for Netflix finally to say, hey,
okay, this is something we're doing. Adam Sandler's returning. This is
a sequel to a nineteen ninety six movie. It's a golf comedy. People
are very excited about that. I think you had Shooter McGavin tweeting out that
he was back on on the X yesterday. People very excited about that.
Marilyn Manson has a new record deal with a new metal label called Nuclear Blast.
We just gave out some tickets to five of Your Death Plunch Marilyn Manson
on that bill there, So yeah, this is something. Manson has been
dropped by his previous label. He's had dozens of women accusing him of of
miss Honda things like that, but he got dropped by management and everything,
so he had nothing right. Career was derailed. Correct, And I'll tell
you what, Five Finger Death Punch doing him a huge favor by taking him
out on the road and they're taking a chance to but man, with him
getting a record label, it's gonna be an album coming out. He's been
sitting on music for years, so it's it's an interesting play. Yeah.
But those are the things that are trending on ninty four five The buzz all
right, I just took a look at what's going on with Throwback Thursday.
Some Dragons I'm Free twenty eight percent of the vote, Hunger, The Hunger
Local Band, Local Guys U thirty one percent of the vote, and Rancid
time Bomb forty percent of the vote. So everyone's still in it to win
it. We'll do song clips after eight o'clock, but right now we have
some ticket se you away, Yeah, some forty one seven one three music
Hall. All right, I'll take caller ten seven one three two one two
five nine four five. You're listening to The Rod Ryan Show on ninety four
five the bus, I's the Buzz popa Roach Last Resort, Rob Ryan's Show,
throw Back Thursday. All the voting is going down right now on the
World Famous rod Ryan Show page at the Buzz dot com. Alex is gonna
lock and load all of these song clips so that we can kind of edumicate
you. Rancid is in first place, Soup Dragons is now in second,
and The Hunger in third place. The Hunger local Band. Okay, that's
Thomas and the guys from Scoutbar. So make sure you go and you check
that out on the World Famous and of course it's Sixtagram Thursday. You've got
the Looking at Girls blog page. A couple of significant birthdays. Olivia Rodrigo
had a wardrobe malfunction at one of her shows. Saw that that was kind
of all over the place. She's like a plus list right now. She's
big man, She's like she is. She's playing huge venues. Absolutely,
Wow, she got to be quick. This is a show that every all
the little girls want to go to. I see all my all my friends
with daughters are on the Olivia Rodrigo train and they are they are at those
shows. Did we share did we say on this show that she had the
number one T shirt concert shirt like band in music shirts? She's the number
one right now? Yes? Eli Taylor and then yes, and then we
learned that Alex was a huge Olivia Rodrigo stan he does well. I don't
know. I just didn't know. I didn't know that about you. She
I'm a fan too. I gotta admit I am a fan. I don't
think you know all of this show is not a fan we we yeah,
so see it. Wardrobe malfunction is headlining the Looking at Girls blog page.
Good Morning rot Ryan's show Ery, Good morning, Hi, who's this?
This is Lloyd? Uh call her ten, dude, let's go. Would
you hook them up with some tickets place? Of course? Please take these
some forty one tickets off of our hands. They're going to place everyone through
music hall. Congratulations, Oh thank you, hey, Lloyd. Any summer
travel plans this year, vacation trips. We're going on a cruise next month.
Okay, who's we me and the whole family? How many of you
are traveling? I think there's about twelve or fourteen of us. Are you
getting the same t shirt? But that's a little cheesy. People do it
though, Just do it. Che's out. I mean, if you cheasing
out with your family, you might as well do it all right. Testa
asked where you're going? Oh, we're going to close the Milk and Costa
Rica and one other place the least. Okay, last question, are you
leaving from Galveston or what port are you leaving from Galveston? Cool? Okay,
good, very cool? So all right, very good, Lloyd man,
have a great time at that some forty one show. Reading this article,
are you on a vacation or are you on just a trip? Trip?
Trips and vacations are very different from one another, because obviously a work
trip. You know, that's not a vacation. No, But also I
don't think. I don't think vacation. Trip to me is just like a
weekend thing. A vacation is longer than three days. What if you what
if you went like what if somebody went out of it came from out of
town. I'm thinking of like a three day festival. Is that still a
tripp or is that a vacation. Let's say you like, that's just a
trip. What if you need five days? Five days is a vacation,
but you're going to a festival. I don't qualify it as what you're doing.
I qualified as how many the extend. The extended period of time you're
away from work. Trip vacation is determined by the number of days for you,
right, you guys sound rich rich people thing. No, everybody that
is not rich just caused any getaway a vacation. Not going to Austin for
the weekend is not a vacation. Do something you want to you know,
not, that's just a trip. You need a vacation, bucko. I
just had one two weeks ago. Was great, didn't You're going on permanent
vacation fresh You don't think There's a difference between a trip and a vacation.
A trip is like if you want to say, like a work trip,
because you had to go do something for work, that would be considered a
trip. But like if you go to the beach for two days, that
is a vacation. That is not a trip. A two day beach getaway
is a vacation. Yeah, it's a small vacation, short vacation, otherwise
known as a trip. Top signs you're on a vacation, not just a
trip. Number one, you're traveling and it's all about you relaxing. Okay.
Number two, you're spending at least four days. What did you say,
was you were around there four or five? I think anything longer three?
Yes, beyond three days, that's a vacation. The difference between a
trip and vacation. You're completely disconnecting from work. You got it. It's
a trek to get there. You're not just going somewhere nearby, and you're
breaking out of your normal routine. Alex, I gotta say, there's a
big difference between vacation and trip. Yeah, work trips. Going to going
to Austin for the weekend is a vacation. You're going to Austin. You
going to a music fessel. It's a vacation. No, what you got
a vacation is like somewhere where you could unpack, like you you know what
I mean, Like go to New Orleans for the weekend, that's a vacation.
No, go to New Orleans for the weekend. You're going to vacations
consider everything. You know what. I'm going up to my pool this weekend.
Vacation up there, easy. I'm going to my backyard for Memorial Day.
Like Miami been like Charles, You've been to like seven places for the
weekend. Those are all vacations. Okay, just weekend. Now, let
me tell you something. This last weekend thing to Miami. I was only
there for like two and a half days, but I did consider it a
vacation. And I'll tell you why. Because I didn't have no If I
would have gone for just leave Friday, have to come back Sunday, That
to me is a quick trip. But because I was able to stay like
five Saturday, didn't have to come back Monday early, got in Monday night.
Like that to me was luxurious, and that was like a vacation,
A vacation I went to that Giants game two years ago. I went to
New York for the weekend. That was That was a trip to see the
Giants. That was a vacation. It was a weekend vacation. That was
a vacation to see my football team. And then I came back and I
made it back to work on Monday. That was a trip to see the
Giants lose. Like a vacation. I got to do the things I wanted
to do. That wasn't a trip. Did they lose? No, they
won? Okay, thank God made your trip better? All right? Fair
enough? Twenty years of Mayhem in the Morning with The rod Ryan Show only
five device that was not too deep. That was just the regular version sublime
what I got, Good Morning rod Ryan Show. Yeah, yesterday we played
the Deep Throat game. If you miss that, I know that that's something
you would do, like a breakout podcast of in addition to the podcasting the
whole show yesterday game. Yeah, yeah, like you can if you just
wanted to go and listen to that isolated game, there's a separate podcast for
that. So the kid does a ton of work on these podcasts every day
after the show. Guys, make sure you go take advantage of that,
and boom, you're in control of all the things. I think Fresh out
of Bed Head to Head got its own podcast every day if you just wanted
to hear what happened on the game Big D. He's been saying he's getting
nothing but legends thrown at him every single morning. He's not wrong, he's
not wrong. He's taken on Hall of Famers I think, every single day.
But he's still around on three games. So tomorrow he goes for what
number four, he's gonna have to set the weekend out and then he'll come
back on Monday to try to see if he can get back into the Hall
of Fame. Let's not forget Big D's won at all before. Fresh out
of Bad Head to Head play at six twenty every morning. You should join
us in homeroom. Lots of rain on the way, lots of rain.
I think we're all gonna get it at some point. Man up to a
seventy percent chance of thunderstorms later on tonight, could start sometime around twelve one
o'clock. Vacation talk, A lot of vacation talk. And then I thought
this one was just a this one's just a little over the top, Laura,
I'm out tomorrow. I'm headed to Australia, seventeen hours on a plane.
I'm on vacation bitches. Nice. Yeah, that's a trick. I
don't agree. I don't align myself with Alex on this. But then somebody
on team Alex said, if you need an extra day from the weekend,
most workplaces don't offer trip days, but they offer vacation days. Yes,
so if you need an extra day or two for travel and you're going on
a trip, those are vacation days you're using. I don't think that works
out like that for us, but we don't have trip Yes. Well,
I'm happy for people to have that. My honeymoon is like three days total.
Wait a minute, what my honeymoon was like three days in total?
And like you were like days is not? Is that the trip? But
you were a week but it was a weekday you were smashing on your honeymoon.
Well do you do duh? Dummy, dummy, duh. You were
only in Jamaica for three days? Mean you get there late Tuesday night,
you have Wednesday, Thursday, we flew back Friday. You didn't know that.
I mean you came back to such a changed man that day. We
flew back Saturday, very early there, so like, really, you're you
have three days of that. I came back a totally different person. Like
weekends, everyone's out and about right Like weekends, it's hustle and bustle.
Most places are busy, all the major cities, there's a lot of stuff
going on. There's not really a ton of like vacation feel in that.
That's like everyone's out. I consider it a vacation where it's like, Okay,
it's a Monday and I'm like having a beer in the park, you
know what I mean, Like that's luxury. You go on a trip to
your in laws. You don't go on a trip to Cankun. I'm going
on vacation to Onion Creek on Saturday. That's gonna be fun vacation. Yeah,
they got a War of the Wings thing going on. I mean,
the Greek group is undefeated on all these different competitions, so it's the War
of the Wings. Make the trip to White Oak and join me at Onion
Creek. I think I'm there at two. They're gonna get rolling at noon
and you're gonna see all the different teams are gonna battle it out for the
best Wings in Houston. They usually do some kind of a theme. There's
a drink whiskey drink competition going on as well. Pack of Strays is playing
live. So if you're out and about on Saturday, man, come come
party with us. And it's family friendly the whole day. I'm bringing London,
so it's yeah, it's a good time. And Saturday's weather looks pretty
good too, so man, I'd love to have you guys all out there
and come and party with me a little bit on Saturday afternoon. Houston's Rock
and Alternatives, The Rod Rax Morning Show from six to ten am ninety four
or five. Buzz I have the Buzz, It's Theory and the Medicaid song.
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I haven't beat you guys up too much about sending me word suggestions. I
need than some more though I've got some good ones, but I need more
help. Please email me directly your word suggestions read my lips coming up at
eight twenty you email me Rod at the Buzz dot com. Tessa has Houston's
headlines. Yes, the big story is the fact that President Biden and Donald
Trump are set to face off now in general election debates. They're scheduled for
June and September. They'll participate in a CNN debate on June twenty seventh in
Atlanta and a second debate hosted by ABC News on September tenth. The debates
were scheduled after hours after Biden challenge is a former president. In a video
posted on x Trump responded saying he's ready and willing to debate Crooked Joe.
Galveston officials are trying to make sure nobody is stranded on Pelican Island after a
barge hit the bridge yesterday morning. This was a pretty big news national grab.
This. The vessel hit the railroad side of the Pelican Island Causeway that
is the only way on and off the island. So the US Coast Guard
is monitoring an oil spill as well in the surrounding waters that was caused by
the incident. A large piece of the bridge fell due to be hit by
the barge, but officials say no injuries or rescues have been reported. I
know the people that were on the vessel, they had to pop off.
They were rescued. This oil is affecting the birds, the plants, the
fish, all that wildlife around there. So it's kind of a mess over
there. All right, let's talk about the silly stuff. The world record
for the largest gathering of people dressed as dinosaurs was absolutely shattered at an event
in Canada last month, but sadly it won't count after too many people showed
up. So the Tourism Board organized this. They were trying to beat the
previous record. Of the previous record only two hundred and fifty two dinosaurs and
it was in la in twenty nineteen. They estimate that up to six thousand
t rexes were there, but that's the problem. They were not prepared to
count that many. They only had three thousand wristbands. And yeah, a
mess, a whole mess. A magician David Copperfield has been accused of sexual
misconduct by sixteen women. Some of the accusations include drugging three women before having
sexual relations, groping women, forcing to touchment appropriately during live performances. Half
of the claims are from women who say they were under eighteen at the time,
and the encounter's rage from the late eighties to twenty fourteen. Copperfield is
denying any wrongdoing He and his lawyer say he never acted inappropriately with anybody,
let alone anyone underage. They say the accusations are not only completely false,
but entirely implausible. So that's from his camp. He has been accused of
sexual misconduct in the past, and he has denied those allegations as well.
I was going to say, like, this isn't the first time we've heard
this, and I don't know if his people were able to squash it or
it turned out to be not true, but his name came up a while
ago, a bunch of women had come forward. Now it's like it's almost
like it's getting new life to it. Interesting. Okay, let's talk about
Giovanni and the Hired Guns. This is a band that we kind of I
felt like, listened to collectively when they busted on the scene with this song
ramon Ayala. Lead singer Giovanni Janes has actually decided to check himself into rehab
and now the band has to can't upcoming tour dates. But they say they
support Giovanni's choice to prioritize his health and well being. You know, it's
going to impact their tours this year, and we'll their focuses on the recovery
right now though. Those are Houston's headlines, all right. NFL schedules out,
Yeah, they released the schedules all throughout the day yesterday and the Texans
are gonna be opening up this season on the road against the Colts September eighth.
They got five primetime games this season after not having any last year.
They got the Bears Week two on Sunday Night Football. They'll played the Jets
on a Thursday night game in Week nine like they have that Week two Sunday
Night Football game. Then no primetimes really until week nine. Then they go
Week nine, ten, eleven, and seventeen. They've got primetime games,
so they're finishing up the season crunch time when it matters the most. They
got the Cowboys on a Monday night game and then they playing a Christmas Day
game against the Ravens. A lot of people a gonna be mad because that's
a Netflix only game. I saw that. It's like a free trialer,
like make a burner. Well, but the NFL shouldn't make it do that.
I don't know you can get away made I have it, but I
still I would totally side with somebody that says that's criminal but do you know
what the what the NFL is really doing is the NBA has always had Christmas
Day and then like last year or two years ago, the NFL that would
if we did a game on on Christmas Day and it was like, you're
right, that's way better than basketball. Now you can't just switch the channel
over to basketball. Now now you're on Netflix, so you got to go
back to a different input to go watch the basketball game. Do you think
the NBA may have dictated that it has to be on a streaming platform.
I think the NFL knows what they're doing. In the NFL, like,
the NFL is king, Like we saw there's playoffs going on in hockey and
basketball. The NFL schedule release was all people cared about yesterday. The NFL
is king and they're gonna dominate any other sport. Yeah, you can see
the full Texans schedule release on the sports blog page. To day Astrosy another
win last night. They shout out the A's three to nothing. They've won
four straight and six of seven. They're gonna wrap up their series with the
A's this evening, first pitches at seven ten. You can listen to it
on our sister station Sports Talk seven ninety In the NBA Playoffs, the cell
took to beat the Calves one thirteen to ninety eight to advance to the Eastern
Conference Finals. The Mavericks topped to Thunder one oh four to ninety two to
take a three two series lead. And that tonight the timber Wolves are going
to play the Nuggets. That's gonna start seven to thirty. You can watch
it on ESPN and the Stanley Cup Playoffs. Last night, the Avalanche got
by the Stars five to three. There's two games on the schedule tonight.
They got the Rangers trying to close up the Hurricanes at six and the Connects
hosting the Oilers at nine. You can watch both of those on T and
T and then on the sports blog page today as well. A raccoon ran
on the field during an MLS soccer game last night, and this is the
one where they got him with the garbage can. They were changing the trash
games. They finally had had to put it like it was kind of when
you catch a bug and then you had to eat the piece of paper right
there and try to turn to the side hope he doesn't come out. But
the announcer calling the game. Did the play by play of him narrating what's
happening with the raccoon? Is this absolutely electric? Go check it out sports
blog page. That's awesome. Houston's rocking alternatives The Rod Rock the Morning Show
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all evening long today. You know what today is? Let's throw it back
Thursday, Baby. I know we tried this song a couple of times,
man, I don't know if it's ever won a long And was that when
you were here and somebody told us this was a cover and we played we
found the old Rolling Stones version of this. I was completely blown away that
this was a cover song. Howk you do not feel good with the sun?
Get crazy? It's like a summer jam. This betta be playing.
I think we got Johnny spitting tunes for us at ditch Day. Oh nice
putting it in order for this. This is this will be played at ditch
Day, whether it wins today or not. This is on the lest this
will be played at Ditch Day. All right, it's not winning. It's
in second place. Soup Dragons, I'm free twenty six percent of the vote.
This is leading in that reason that we dia. I maybe I could
sing for a band like this. I think I could pull that off slack,
just have like Alex coming and do the chorus Alex. It seems like
something you would go for. Rancid Time Bombs got fifty four percent of the
vote. I'm cool with you of them or Soup Dragons. Yeah, you
hate the Houston's Own Hunger, not like the Hunger. But I just this
is my third favorite of these three. It's a great day for tv T.
It is a pretty great day for tv T. And I know that
you're an Orgy fan, and this is around that time fan, just like
that one, that one song, and I remember if there was two songs
they put out. Illy, you're an Orgy fan, she said, I
corrected you on that one time. So this is Thomas Scout bar is his
Okay, he's a singer. Why is this in last place? As the
voters it rocks out, I'm gonna let I'm gonna keep it on until it
rocks don't worry. I'm not going anywhere, Thomas. I'm gonna hang out
there with you, bro. No less, there you go. It's the
Hunger and Vanishing Cream. They had a pretty good hit with them. That's
got nineteen percent of the vote. Rancid is killing this morning. Don't you
want to rock? Don't you guys want to rock? Today? Chili's got
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then look around a little bit. I may have a little ticket Easter egg
on one of those links. I would go and look at every single one
of them. Sometimes I do that. Sometimes I say something about it.
Sometimes I don't. This time, I am the least drag in there somewhere
the Winston tickets. Me take a break. I'm gonna do one final scan.
I feel like Alex is extra sassy today. Okay, every day in
my other room is just broken today. So okay, so there is something
the best luck equipment there's I'm reading this a little bit. There's something going
on. Yeah, the other room is jacked. I just expect to show
up to work with just you know, the tools that I need to succeed
every day, and I feel like I don't get that. It's frustrated.
As someone who's unreasonable, I think that's a reasonable request. Thank you.
I will take one final scan of my emails if you want to send me
some great words or just a great word suggestion for not to be that.
I'll go through those right now, and then Alex is gonna take on Tessa
coming up for those ACL weekend passes, Rock and Alternative, The Rod Ryan
Morning Show, six am. The Buzz. Those are regular voices. They
sound like cartoon characters. They sound like like SpongeBob. They sound like SpongeBob,
secondary and tertiary characters. Their past, the baby, it's you got
a new past, the gravy up. Yeah. Yeah. We talked about
you gotta do it in a cartoon voice. Well, we talked about a
mind controlled taking over everybody. We powerregg sandwiches. Wait a minute, sandwiches,
power sandwiches, Wait a minute. That sounded a lot like the hype
man. Oh, because I've been trying to do my impression of the hype
man. I have that. I mean, the hype people have been saying
that for years that's the first time I ever heard it. You sounded like
the hype man. There, I mutation is a sincereous form of flattery and
so like I always want to be as I mean, I listened back,
I had the podcast that every single time we did pumpkin spiced prices, right,
and if you think I wish I had those pipes, I feel uncomfortable.
I feel a little uncomfortab right now. Good impression. Thanks, But
yeah, go check out past your eighty podcast speach out and some of the
little too. Much like the hype man. I've never seen you too in
the room. At the same time, what's trending? I wanted to give
a shout out to longtime listener Tobin from Webster. He's the one who submitted
the Visagram Thursday and that's our number one blog page. Thank you of clicks.
Okay, so there's that. Also, I think this is really big
news. The Victoria's Secret Fashion show is returning. They've been on a four
year hiatus, and the company said, this is a newly reimagined fashion show
and it's gonna reflect who we are today. So they've got they've they've done,
you know, a whole brand rehaul, and we'll see what's uh,
what's cooking with the runway, with the fashion, with the fun they're gonna
wear moo moos. We're just gonna have to wait more. No, they
still do. They still do bras. Okay, So that's what's trending.
And then the Texans schedule being released. I mean, I'm here. I
borrowed your blue pen because I'm writing down all of the games and I need
the Cowboys games in blue and I need the Texans games in red, and
I'm trying to get that all in order. But the NFL schedule being released
is a huge deal. It's still trending. That's what's trending. On ninety
four five of the bus. What are you doing? I'm writing down the
games, like I'm writing schedules when we're away. Yeah, on my calendar.
Time to read my lips. I got testa take it on Alex this
morning. What are you guys? What are you trying to win them?
Oh? We this is for the three day weekend passes to ACL. When
I say, I get words up until the last minute, Like Roy just
sent me an email and I'm I'm Roy, You're in, You're in.
I will I will check. I will check words right up until game time.
But you either choose Alex or you choose Tessa. This morning, on
reading my lips, who do you think is gonna win you those ACL tickets?
I got great words lined up. We play after this The Rod Ryan
Show Mornings on ninety four five the Bus ninety four Find the Buzz rod Ryan
Show. You can't it's back in the loser here he is, blue chee.
What's up? What's it do? How are you you know, just
bluing it up? Were you blowing it up last night? Ha ha?
Yeah, almost pulled a handy knocking off picture fans, knocking pictures off the
wall. He blewed up that bedroom last night. I got ideas for your
commercials by the way, due all right, good morning. I hope you're
off to a great start to your day. Everyone, it is throwback Thursday.
Let me just glance. I know we're getting ready for the game,
but I'm very interested in this, In this race we have today, I
mean, everybody's love of all things local. Man. The hunger I feel
is being really overlooked. They've at least worked their way up to second place,
but boy Rancid time bomb is strong. Fifty six percent of the boat
Hunger twenty five percent. Soup Dragons now in last place. So so,
in other words, what you're saying is we don't want to hear from all
those Oh you'll never play any local music. Oh, I mean I can't
mention anybody's saying that about this station. But yeah, I mean today you
can't crape about that. We're giving you the hunt. We're serving you up
the hunger on throwback Thursday. Showers expected today. Let's play a game.
Let's play game. Surely you're just time keeping today? Huh yes, sir,
stressful, just blewing up to stop watching, time to read my lips.
I got Alex very spicy today, very spicy and over there curating some
schedules. I don't know. I don't know who to pick. I have
no idea who to pick today. I guess I'll leave that up to you.
Guys. Hey, Misty, good morning, Good morning Misty. How
are you? I'm great? How are you awesome? Thank you for asking?
Who's going to play for you today? It's for a cl weekend passes.
Who do you think gets you there? My girls has got me?
Yes? Okay, you have to believe to achieve. I mean she's redoing
the whole NFL schedule over there. I'm not redoing it. I'm just writing
it down a different colors. Okay, is it Asia? Yes? That's
correct. Hi? Asia, how are you? I'm all right? How
are you? Awesome? You got Alex? I did spicy? He's spicy
today. I love Asia. I don't He'll either lean into it or it'll
completely derail him. I don't know. Sometimes you both more competitive, make
it interesting. I mean, Thursday's also a weekend, little baby Friday,
who's the returning champion? I am, what do you want to do?
I want to see just how spicy Alex is. Yeah, he's very spicy.
I know. Oh, be mindful of what you wish for. Be
careful what you wish for, because just might get it. Hug als.
Alright, very spicy Alex is playing for Asia this morning. Chili's gonna time
keep for me. I need twenty seconds after I say the word yeah,
twenty seconds you've ever recorded? Okay, here we go, great words suggested
by you. Sandy is on twenty weeks getting involved with the show. She
heard me say get involved. She was one of our great listeners that said
I've heard you. This year, I'm going to get involved. I'm going
to vote, I'm going to send in words, I'm going to send you
things. I'm gonna email. Okay, I like it. I mean I
hope he gets it wrong, but I like it already. Sandy with an
eye twenty weeks in she's not missed a week yet, thumbs up. Yeah.
Moldy towel, moldy towel. All right, mister, Well, I'm
working with the beasts today, so we'll just be mine that. Yeah,
we'll just be mindful. Moldy towel. You wanted it, you got it?
Actually, how long? How long for towels before Miss Christina washes them?
How many towels? How many eat showers do you get out of a
towel? Do the smell test? So if it starts smelling moldy, I'm
like, all right, get a new one. I would think she would
bring you a warm one. Oh yeah, our contract here, I won
this up for you, sweethearts. All right, here we go. Next
word. Uh, Gabriel sent this one in. Thank you. Gabriel.
Thumbs up. Ye. Tasty catfish. Tasty catfish, I mean misty,
I worried. Yeah, Tony Satchery is all over that catfish. So spicy
tasty hot fish. Jan yeah right, use the taste a spicy easy.
He's dialed in Asia. Yes, okay, he hasn't even guessed like she
want. I think she's ruined him in the past. So we had Sandy
with an eye. Now we got Ashley with an eye. Oh boy,
thumbs up. Yeah. Lion smash, lion smash, lion smash O Tessa
is an issue. You have to laugh. I mean, what are you
gonna do with that? I'm just gonna have I have your primate, I
can get the zoned in. Let me close my computer, let me get
my things going, let me gather man. Was that a fun fact?
Lions? The clicks? Three? Yeah, three, Yeah? It was
when the lions only eat, only stopped to eat that. Yeah, they
smashed twenty to thirty times a day and the only stopped, only stopped to
eat when they're Yeah, sounds exhaust sounds like the monster matchise. Lions are
having blue shoe weekends. If you had a jungle baby chili putting them in
those little pill pouches, you know, attrected lions to take it like I'm
going I'm going on a short trip. I'll be back. They think they're
getting a treat and they're getting a blue shoe time of a treat. One
of the free samples coming in chili. Yeah, waiting for you? Ps.
Okay, awesome, man, twenty seconds on the clock. Let's go,
unless you want to just give her all the extra time that Alex didn't
use, I mean twenty seconds per word. She was worried, Misty.
I you should have gone with that girl power, girl power. Yeah,
I'm ready coms up. Sean sent this one in. Sucker punch, suck
much sucker punch, Oh, sucker punch. Oh my oh, I just
gave her the Alex eyes and the size of manhole covers. I'm like,
what did you just say? Sucker punch? Thank you, Sean, Steve
Bumy Yeah, that sucker punched. Man, that's getting serious out there.
Okay, this was Roy's word that just came in forty seconds before the game
worked him in. Roy. A little Roy toy comes up. Yeah,
duck butter Oh, chocolate punch duck. Oh, butter stuck booger duck,
butter skunk, pucker duck, butter duck, butter duck puncher duck butter duck
puncher. Oh my god, so she was gonna get it too, she
was gonna get it. No, what was It's comfortable. That's the one
that came in late duck butcher, and even even even enunciated like that,
butter butter duck butter, missy, you're out of here. We gotta sass.
I don't think we had a shot today. That was a little trip.
It's more of a trip, not a vacation. And now you're understanding.
And now you're understanding. So you think you're sending Asia on a vacation.
Yeah, enjoy your making, enjoying your vacation in Austin. You're in
love it. I think it's a weekend trip. But I love you.
I love you. At least he loves something right now. I guess we'll
just coming up the next word that was coming up. Chili chue, Chili
chill, Chili chou chili choo. Now, three things you must see today,
Three things you must see today, Chili. I don't know what the
parameters are. If you don't know, chili is the national spokesman now for
these boner pills. I changed. If you don't work in a spewing Guatemalan
volcano, being hit by a lightning bolt. When you're talking about your PEP,
you should be fired as the spokesperson is. That's on three things you
must see today. Go check that out. Congratulations team Alex in Asia.
Hey, we don't need your attitude. We have one of our own,
The Rod Ryan Show on the Buzz ninety four five The Buzz. Good morning,
rod Ryan's Show. That's eving essence and going under. Thank you so
much for starting your day off with us. I hope you're off to a
great start to your day. Alex. This is the dry erase marker and
I don't know I'm gonna hand that to you. Could you go over to
the dry erase board there's the ditch day shot suggestions. That's where you're gonna
see things like wrecked panties and the eclipse and the gear grinder, the deep
Throat, the sweet Baby ray, the bed banana, baby reindeer, anything
with biscuit taste, the biscuit. Could you would you add something for me?
Yeah, the Guatemalan volcano. If that doesn't sound like an unbelievable shot,
well, I don't know what's in it, but again we didn't know
what we were doing for the Chili brown shot last year. The Guatemalan volcano
sounds like a wonderful shot that just came in as a shot suggestion, and
I like that the board is really I'll take a picture of it and I'll
put it up on social so you guys can see where we're at. These
are the suggestions, a lot of suggestions that have been rolling in, but
the Guatemalan volcano is now. It's not just Chili's blue chee commercial. Did
you get a shot of lightning with it too? Three things you must see
today for real. A volcano, an active volcano in Guatemala is erupting.
As it's erupting, a massive bolt of lightning comes down bam and hits right
there at the tip. And it's wonderful. It's awesome, and it's you
know, it's just people filming it from a safe distance, but it's amazing
to see Mother nature. And I think that that same effect I would feel
with everybody taking a Guatemala volcano shot. I might have that same feeling each
time. All right, no decision has been made yet, but you're all
invited to join us out at Ditch Day Chili's got all the information on links
and guests, Rock and Alternative for Houston. The Rod Ryan Morning Show six
to ten am, The Buzz ninety four or five, The Buzz, Some
forty one, land Mines, Some forty one. It's their farewell tour.
I'll go with it. I don't believe any of them when they say that,
but Some forty one will be here September twenty ninth, and they're making
us feel that that's going to be the last time that we get to see
them here in Houston. They're playing a seven, one and three music call,
and of course those tickets are available. Just go to the mainframe,
log onto the Buzz dot com and you can buy your ticket. It's there.
Rain is coming today. I don't know what else to say. It's
just sixty percent chance of showers this afternoon, seventy percent on through the evening.
So plan accordingly for your Thursday activities. Tessa One final time Houston's headlines.
Pasa Biden and Donald Trump are set to face off in general election debate
scheduled for June and September. The two will participate in a CNN debate on
June twenty seventh in Atlanta, and then a second debate hosted by aiden C
News on September tenth. The debates were scheduled hours after Biden challenged the former
president on a video posted onto eggs. Trump responded saying he's ready and willing
to debate Crooked Joe. Just let him fight, let him actually fight.
Let's get it over with. Yeah. So that's a big headline. Also,
the Hushmundy trial resumes today. So Michael Cohen is returning to the witness
stand. Here closer to home, a bridge is damaged after a barge hit
it. This happened yesterday morning, and I'm talking about the Pelican Island Bridge.
This is just north of Galveston and it's home to tex A and M
Galveston Seawolf Park, the Galveson Naval Museum. Basically, this barge collision members
on the ship. The crew members on the ship were either thrown or jumped
off. They were rescued quickly. There were less than two hundred people on
the island when the incident happened. But still is that they're gonna deem the
bridge unstable. They might deem the bridge unusable because it was in bad shape
before this accident, and that'll just cause significant disruptions to have Pelican Island.
That is they were speaking to an expert there. The campus now tex A
and M Galveston is closed through Sunday. And as for the bridge itself,
there were long lines to get off the island yesterday and really it's just going
to be again already unstable, even more unstable. Now, let's talk about
your Apple iPhones. What is the worst possible glitch you can imagine a phone
having. I think it might be this one. A few people online are
claiming that Apple's new iPhone update has resurrected their old deleted nudes. People say
photos that they deleted years ago are suddenly back, and some are at the
top of their galleries. It's not just nude, it's not, of course,
just nudes, but those are obviously going to be the most notable ones
that come back. Apple has it commented, and with tech things like this
can be hard to separate you problems from everyone problems. But different things are
being brought back for different people. For some people it's old texts or voicemails.
If this is a legit problem, it's unclear how widespread it is,
but enough people are joining these tech forums that it's being picked up by the
blogs. You know, you get a new iPhone coming out in June.
I believe it's going to be their conference. Okay, so there's all this
speculation online and I know it's your favorite topic. They're incorporating. They're going
to incorporate AI into phones. Now, well, AI is a lot of
it. I mean, like Siri, all these things. There's AI assistants
everywhere. I have an Alexa, you know that's like that's basically AI.
But there's going to be stuff on this phone that comes out in June that's
going to blow your mind. Yeah, there's already go by Little I'm a
stock owner, Go buy it Little Maybe AI everywhere? Okay. Earlier this
week, Jennifer Lopez was spotting was spotted house hunting without Ben Affleck. So
it's not the least bit surprising that we're now hearing stories from the tabloids that,
okay, are they breaking up? In Touch Weekly is a tabloid.
They're already saying that Ben has moved out of their home and they're headed for
a divorce. I don't know how in Touch Weekly can get away with these
things. I love the judge Judy assuing them been going on for years though,
I mean the Star, the Inquirer. They make all these you know,
crazy claims, and that doesn't make it okay just because it's been going
on for years. It's like, okay, I saw so and so they're
headed. It's on the rocks. This one feels very on brand, though,
like it's correct, like the speculation is right. Well, okay,
so if you're listening to the unknown source, they say Ben's focusing on his
work and his kids now and they'll likely have to sell the dream house that
they spent two years searching for. Supposedly, a big bone of contention for
them is that Jennifer loves the spotlight and Ben pretty much tries to avoid it.
I don't know this. Who is more money? I think j Lo
does. Yeah, yeah, you might be right. Yeah, I think
if without any like giggling, I'm pretty sure she got more, she got
more streams of income coming in. But I think but this last thing she
tried to do, remember her tour. I knew she spent a lot of
money and the ticket sales weren't doing well. Remember that, And then she
did that documentary that she it was all self funded and it was a flop.
People were saying it's so cringey, and she spent all her own money
on that. Maybe Ben's got more money now. Maybe Weezer and Kelly Clarkson
were happy together. When the group performed on The Kelly Clarkson Show yesterday,
the Grammy winners doubled up and they did a duet on say it Ain't So
with Clarkson's house band, the ninety four smash hit Let's hear Kelly do what
she does this so well, I'm gonna have to fast forward in this a
little bit here I hear she comes Clarkson. I'm always buying her voice,
Like Christina Aguilera has just like one of the most supreme voices out there,
but sometimes it's like too much, And I never feel that way with Kelly
Clarkson. Yeah, I feel like she could do all of that, the
vocal gymnastics, but she knows when to do it and she lays it on
perfectly. She has great like anticipation, she has Yeah, she's she's services
instincts. She services the song where Christina Aguilera says, watch what I can
do every song? You know, I don't get that from Kelly at all.
She has great instincts when it comes to singing these covers all right over
there. The NFL schedule was released yesterday. The Texans got some pretty good
games. We're gonna open the season on the road against the Colt September eighth.
They do have five primetime games as opposed to the nun they had last
year. They're gonna have a Week two Sunday Night Football game against the Bears.
They'll put the Jets on a Thursday Night game in Week nine. Week
ten, they have the Lions in town for Sunday Night Football. They'll play
the Cowboys on Monday Night Football and Week eleven, and on Christmas Day we'll
be playing the Ravens. That'll be a Netflix game. You can see the
full Taxan schedule on the sports blog page today. In baseball, the Astros
got another win last night. They shut out the A's three to I think
they've now won four straight and six of their last seven. They'll rev up
their series with the A's tonight. Christian Javier is gonna be on the mount
for this drills, going up against Oakland's Joey Estes. First pitch is at
seven ten. You can listen to it on our sister station, Sports Talk
seven to ninety. In the NBA Playoffs, the Celtics beat the Cavs one
thirteen to ninety eight to advance to the Eastern Conference Finals, and the Mavericks
top to the Thunder one oh four to ninety two. Tonight the Timberwolves to
take on the Nuggets. That'll start at seven thirty and you can watch an
ESPN. And in the Stanley Cup Playoffs, the Avalanche got by the Stars
five to three. We've got two NHL games on the schedule tonight, Rangers
play the Hurricanes at six and the Connects the Illege at nine. You can
watch both of those on T and T. That What's going on in sports,
The Buzz, Rock and Alter very soon, The rod Ryan Morning Show.
I'm six to ten AM ninety four five, The Buzz, Good Morning,
rod Ryan Show. Got a throwback Thursday, Fix the Gram Thursday,
What up? Got a chance? You went for you to win a thousand
dollars that alternative income you got this week and next week. Still to try
to get in each and every hour between nine and five. I think everyone's
doing it at around ten after the hours, so We'll have to get to
that shortly. We got showers expected this afternoon, showers definitely coming tonight.
Let's make those plans. We've got Rancid, who is just running the table
right now, throwback Thursday, Rancid time Bombs, great song, fifty eight
percent of the vote. And you said, how did you not vote for
that? Alex? You went with? Did you go with? I couldn't
decide between Ransid and Soup Dragons, so did you? I haven't voter check,
Oh you have voted. Well, Soup Dragons aren't going to win.
So let's go the Hunger, local guys, the Hunger, great song,
Vanishing Cream. I would love to rock out to that at nine point thirty.
That's got twenty nine percent of the vote. And then Soup Dragons.
I'm free eleven percent of the vote. I'm a questioned for the group.
Anybody could take this shoot now, listen, we are not prepared. We
are not prepared yet to designate what the shot is going to be called for.
Ditch Day? Does everybody know about ditch Day? Friday, June seventh?
What is it day drinking? Okay, we should have just called it
day Drinking Day, but it's Ditch Day used to be Senior Skip Day,
and we are going to be out on Friday, June seventh. Which one
is that Cactus Cove? Yes, I always get a mixed up I don't.
I hate miss speaking. No Onion Creek is no, I know what
you're getting mixed up with. It's definitely at Cactus Cove. Okay, thank
you. Yes, if let's just say, I mean, let's just say
we skip the nut butts and the wrecked panties and the sea breezy and the
taste of the biscuit and the gear grinder, the deep throat, the sweet
baby ray, the baby reindeer. If we did go with Guatemalan volcano.
I normally don't get involved in the ingredients, but with the Guatemalan volcano,
have to have fireball in it? Probably, I mean it's Chili. This
is a Chili's boy right here, which is Cuban, right. But he's
even born in Miami. I think he's I think he's born here in the
States. Not Chili. Chili was born in Guatemala. Chilli Fireball. Would
that have to be in a Guatemalan volcano? I think it would be good.
I don't like telling the people what to do behind the bar. But
then this could be in heavy rotation at I wouldn't be mad if this song
was in heavy rotation. If this was being played, you know, like
every thirty minutes at hold Up at ditch Day, that'd be good. And
every time they played it, everybody has to go get a one Moleon volcano
at the bar? Did we just come up with the shot today Fireballs in
case something else? Listen? We could what if we picked a shot last
week and then Guatemalan volcano fell in our laps today? So I don't I
don't want to. I don't want to go too early, but I gotta
say that's my front runner just like that. I mean, do you have
a favorite on the list that's already over there. I've not attached to anything
on that list. I know. I don't like things that grind your gears.
I want to hear a Greek gear grinder shot all day. Listen,
listen, I'm not attached to anything on this list. I think they're all
a creative and wonderful Yeah, Guatemalan Volcano was added to the list fire All.
You can't not party to that this one has a soundtrack. If the
shot has a playlist included, Yeah, I'm invading on what the bartenders do
best. Now I'm telling Johnny from the boot Pens what he has to play.
I mean, these are the best at their fields. Okay, and
I'm telling these guys what to do. Now. Is Kat this cove open
right now? I'm ready for a fire watermelon volcano? Watermelon volcano shot.
I mean, this guy, the shot was named after you last year.
Dude, what do you want the shot? You want the shot every year.
I mean, it looks like it's a trend. You got to give
the people what they want. That picture is funny if you wearing that Charlie
brown shirt and that's us doing that, that's him wearing a chili brown shirt.
I'm looking at the event page on Facebook. It's Chili brown in a
chili brown shirt and we're drinking a chili brown It's meta. All right,
guys, Alternative Income, get your votes in. The winning song is going
to be played for Throwback Thursday at nine thirty. Here's a shot at a
grand come get it ninety four five The Buzz, Good Morning, rod Ryan
Show. All right, good luck at that Alternative Income. YEP, this
week, you got next week and then that's it. It goes away.
So let's get some local winners in there on that on that one thousand dollars.
We will be looking for a local winner on the show today. Cage
the Elephant tickets will be in there. But right now, Alex, I
mean, why would it go? I hit it in the button. Online's
Alex online the muzz I hit the button. Nothing happened. Hi. Hello,
you seem to be in a little bit better mood after you won.
Read my lips. Also my equipment the start working. Oh it did?
Okay, Yeah, we've had some equipment problems. And then I do want
to We've had an equipment problem since we've been correct two years. But I
want to apologize. Some of you are telling us that our signal is crappy
today. So I sent it over to Bob, like I got Lee Connor.
They're like, dude, I can't hear you. Another radio station is
like, you know, impeding on your signal. Tropospheric ducting is what's happening
right now? Naturally, can I explain that? No? Could Bob an
Engineering explain that? Shirre, do you want them on the radio? No,
No, you don't want Bob explaining that on the radio, there's something
weird in the atmosphere that's causing our signal to suck today. What do you
got? Well? I was inspired by the Texans schedule release video yesterday.
They did a hydraulic press as they were going through who they're playing over the
year, and so I just wanted to watch more hydraulic press video. I
love these. I mean it's just you start with a metal water bottle and
then you just keep going. They just keep putting new stuff in there.
I like the food, yeah, yeah, you get a little bit of
everything in this. It's it's one hundred things being crushed one by one by
hydraulic press. So what you want to do today instead of work? And
I would highly recommend go in and checking out the hydraulic press crushing thing at
the web finish rod Ryan showpage at the buzz dot com. Does someone work?
Somebody must listen to this show that's standing right next to their hydraulic press,
that we could go down there and just and break it and send it
and we could break stuff, We can bring things, bring whatever we want.
Yes, there must be somebody that listens that said, oh yeah,
nobody's ever asked, come on down, guys. They have those rage rooms
they need. They got hydraulic press room. Yes they do that. Press
must be have some stuff and I press just junk from your health. This
studio. Yeah, I take this whole board, camera, this microphone,
this computer, this keyboard. I would hydraulic press this whole road. First
five the Buzz, Good Morning, rod Ryan Show. I'm friends the Foo
Fighters with under You Throwback Thirst Day. I mean, I might as well
give you the extra minute. It's not gonna do anything, it's not gonna
help, but I will wait till nine point thirty until I get to that.
You know what I got time for? Tell me I got time for
Olivia Rode. I love her. You don't really easily from Newkirl and it
only took a couple of weeks. She had a pretty serious wardrobe malfunction during
her show. She's playing London's O two arena. She's an arena act.
Immediately, it's incredible. We talk about, you know, the media or
meteoric rise of like jelly roll. She wasted no time at all becoming huge,
just huge. So she's wearing like some sort of leather crop top thing
and it became it came undone in the back and she didn't flash the audience,
but her dancer was like trying to help her backup dancer to the rescue.
We see this all the time. Yeah, those backup dancers, man,
it's their job. Man. They got to dance and then keep an
eye on that wardrobe. You keep an eye on that star just in case
if something loose, you gotta get in there. So she finished the song,
she said, I almost flashed you guys. She ran off stage to
take care of it. But that's just some of what's on. Who do
you think Wanda Sykes gets mistaken for? She said that she's gotten mistaken for
this person twice in New Orleans. That's your clue. I have no idea.
Wanda is hilarious though. Lenny Kravitz, she said, stop, she
said. She said, two separate people walked up to her in New Orleans
ask her if she was Lenny Kravitz. Amazing. I just think of her
in those I'm not saying Ken's commercials with Rob Oh yeah, yeah yeah.
Chelsea Handler's got a thing for Robert the Neiro. Megan Fox's birthday today,
Keim Middleton's birthday today, to mama peace. Hey, Kim Middleton, b
day. All right, let's goal. Let me take a look at this
boat and what you guys are doing on hey real quick? Yeah anything.
Kat Williams is a new stand up on Netflix and it is hysterical. It's
really funny. I mean he's all over the place and you know, just
being cat does. He seemed focused. I've seen him before where he's just
like unspooling the whole time. It is he has dialed in. Yeah,
he is locked in. He is ultra focused. I would call him that
interview, that interview in Club Shaysha, that just took him to a new
level. This was already huge. He was doing things on his own terms.
He was already huge, But being on Shannon Sharp's podcast, I think
it just brought him to so many new people and I imagine it's huge.
He said that he was like, I try to be I try to go
to ground, go to hiding. He was like, but you know I
can't because of Shannon Sharp. But he blamed Shannon Sharp. But I thought
it was really awesome that he had this stand up struck while the Iron was
hot, got it recorded, ye, and then now it's on Netflix.
And it's produced and written by him, and it's it's hilarious. Yeah,
he seems like he's always got stuff ready to go. All right, here
we go voting. Here's what you guys said. I'm gonna do one final
U Soup Dragons, I'm free nine point five percent of your vote. Hunger
Local Vanishing Cream, Great Song, thirty percent of the vote. Sixty percent
of you said you wanted to hear Rancid time bomb. You got it,
mom, it's so bad Thursday, whatever the hell that is. Here's your
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Inkybiss rancid. Before that, that was, I mean, man,
that was a heavyweight champion today, that destroyed the competition. I liked it.
I mean, listen, I'm a fan that band. They've been around
a long time. You know what it was? It was them Green Day
and Offspring. They were all coming up at the same time. The thing
about Rancid was they seem to be the most authentic if you were looking if
you were to look at punk rock at the time, they looked like the
punk rock kids. They had the face tattoos and the tattoos on their head,
and you know, they looked like the audience. If you look at
the guys on The Offspring and Green Day, they're not all coated with tats
and stuff. You know, they're a little bit more clean cut, a
little bit more hot topic punk. Rancid was this. I bet you this
song would have won today too. Do you know this one? This is
also this is like the other Ransom song. You know this? Maybe get
to the chorus. It sounds it sounds like I've heard it. They had
a couple of other songs, but it was it was like their third album
and outcome, The World Wolves, probably ninety five ish when they had when
they started writing some hits. They were trying to catch up to Green Day.
Nice now they were probably I would say they were more trying to catch
up with the Offspring because I think they were on the same label. Tim
Armstrong is the Tim Armstrong is the singer Man Blinky Box Car Racer had a
song with him on him Cat Like Thief. That was probably my favorite song
on that album. And they're legendary and that's so cal area, you know,
like you guys, that's I mean, I'm sure Blink was excited to
work with Tim, you know, big fans of Ranted anyways, So yeah,
that's cool. Yeah, because they laid down the groundwork for that stuff.
You know, Blank within eighty two was the next wave of that stuff,
you know, So, I mean Blink has to look at stuff like
Rancid and Offspring is like, wow, you know, thanks for getting us
here. I hope you're off to a great start to your day. Man,
thank you for voting. What do I need you to do? I
just need you to sit tight, because we have a question for you.
On the flip of this break, we didn't give away those Cage the Elephant
tickets yet. No, we have that. We have that the Neon Pilled
Tour is coming to Wiland's Pavilion July twelfth. Okay, on the flip of
this break, we will have a question for you. Rock Houston's Alternative All
Day and The Rock Ryan Morning Show ninety five The Buzz ninety four or five
The Buzz, Good Morning, rod Ryan Show. Nine. Let's get right
after this, know the show situation here Cage the Elephant tickets on the shopping
block for their show July twelfth, Woodland's Pavilion. What's the question today,
Well, someone just has to tell me what we were trying to differentiate between.
So when you go away, when you go away for the weekend or
the week, there are two things that you are possibly doing, and we
had differing opinions on what these two things were. So name the two things
we were kind of bickering over. Either way, I think both of them
are great. Okay, I had someone come in. I wanted to revisit
this. I'm glad you're doing this because they sent me an article and I
will clear it up for everyone. Thank you, by the way. So
I'm glad we're going start going back to this. All right? Yeah?
What were the uh you said? They're both wonderful? Yeah? What are
the two things when you get away? What are they called? All right?
Seven? One three, two, one two five nine four five right
right. Show Celebrating twenty years ninety four five The Bus okay ninety four five,
The buzz. Alex says that's a good drinking song. Yeah, it
was in our drinking song conversation we had a couple of weeks back, which
I think when we wound up concluding, you drink just about any song out
there, right, I mean with this group, this group can I mean
I've had a couple during Baby Shark. I mean, you could drink it
doesn't matter what song it is. Good morning, Thank you guys so much
for hanging with us. We've got showers this afternoon and then it's just going
to give way to the evening and most of us are going to be experiencing
some rain tonight. So here we go. He's annow time for this show
on ninety four five. L La La La la la la la La La
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la. Good morning, rod Ryan Show. Good morning. Hey, who's
this? This is Brendon, Welcome to the show. Tessa's got a question
for you. Let's see how you do. Go ahead, Tessa, Hey,
Brandon, when you're getting away, you know, skip in town.
What what two things are you possibly doing? Going on a trip or a
vacation? Okay, yeah, so you're doing one of those things. What's
your rules on this, Brendan, What's I mean? We all know what
a work trip is, so let's just rule that out. Okay, you
don't go on a work work trip, like a three day weekend in New
Orleans? Is that a trip or a vacation, Brendan, that's a weekend
trip. In my eyes, it's a weekend trip. What if you need
to take one of the days off of work, you use a vacation day,
not a trip day. Three days, that's vacation. You said four
No, I said three days beyond, Like if you're on a weekday,
that weekday, that's like the vacation area. They clear this up for you.
Okay. I think I actually a grew up Tessa on something. I
was siding with her too on this. Today. Somebody cleared it up for
me and they said, Rod, you know this to be true. If
you're taking family and kids, that's a trip. I don't care how long
it's for. Okay, A vacation is when no one else is around.
You're just by yourself or or your partner. But that's it. But those
of you that have kids, you go on a week trip with kids,
that's a trip. That's okay, you're not relaxing. There's zero relaxation.
You met family vacation. That's a trip. That's a trip. Now,
that's a family trip. No, you're not telling you you're not taking all
your kids to Hawaii and telling me you went on a trip. You're on
a vacation. That's a paradise. What are you giving Brendan, Hey,
Brendan, you get the You get to go on a trip to go see
Cage the Elephant on the Neon Pill Tour. It's Woodland Pavilion, Young the
Giant, the car. Congrats. Awesome, I'm so excited for that.
All right, bro, thanks for listening to the show. Have a great
Thursday. To stay cool, stay dry. Big D added smoke show Carla
to his trail of Dead. He's gonna go for win number four tomorrow.
We're talking about the fresh out of bed head to head challenge. You too
can play, man. All you gotta do is get up early, join
us in homeroom. All right, fix the gram. Thank you to been
from Webster number one link today. Thank you to everybody that submitted words.
Alex was lights out today, so that means he'll return next week. To
take on his twin brother Old Blue Chew Chili over there the Guatemala our own,
our own Guatemalan Volcano tbt. Voters, good job that Rancid song was
fun textan schedule. A lot of people wanted to go check that out.
That's on. That's getting a lot of looks on the sports blog page today.
Shout out to Olivia Rodriguez, Wardrobe malfunction headlining the Looking at Girls blog
page. Fanny Friday, Open Phones Friday, Free Beer Friday. I'm going
to add a little something to that. Carbok is doing their Love Street festival.
I'm gonna give away VIP tickets with every case of beer tomorrow. Awesome.
So yeah, my friend's over at Love Street. They want you to
come by the Carbock Brewery. I've been telling you how great it is over
there. Sunday is their big festival. You can go to carbok Brewing dot
com. But I'm gonna give away VIPs with all the beer tomorrow. Okay.
So that's that. Jeremy pick your tickets with him in the one o'clock
hour. Man, he's got corn, he's got Mega death, He's got
all kinds of stuff in there. Teresa's doing her three twenty local Love shout
out small businesses. Kind of sounds like a good opportunity to get your the
name of your company on the air. Here talk about Kerry Okase she's doing
in the five o'clock hour. There's a new past the gravy up. Yeah,
we'll check your ey it's dope, pud you boys get into mind reading.
Talking about the NFL schedule is a little bit. We talked about mosquitoes
and would we give up sex if our team would only win championships from now
on? Mosquitoes are bad right now. They are evil, but they're worse
than I can remember in the last couple of years. Yeah, that's we
kind of got into that. It's a thing. Yeah, I empowerrank sandwich
is pretty awesome and go check that out. And I'm also gonna be giving
away SaberCats tickets on Twitter here and just a little bit. Oh cool,
go and follow me on Twitter. Then how do you breathe their mom?
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We're on a twenty hour break and we're gonna come back tomorrow and just have
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