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We understand the thinking atheist. It's
not a person, it's a symbol,

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an idea. The population of atheists
this country is going through the rule,

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rejecting faith, pursuing knowledge, challenging
the sacred. If I tell the truth,

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it's because I tell the truth,
not because I put my hand on

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a book and made a wish and
working together for a more rational world.

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Take the risk of thinking feels so
much more happiness. Truth Usian wisdom will

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come to you that way. Assume
nothing, question everything, and start thinking.

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This is the Thinking Atheist podcast hosted
by Seth Andrews. So my wife

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Life has been telling her friends in
conversations they're talking about something else or texting

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about something else, and she'll just
sort of smirk at me and then interject

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this. She'll say, Hey,
by the way, if anything sketchy ever

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happens to me, I disappear mysteriously
or they find my body in a ditch,

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I want you to tell the police
that the first person they should look

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at is my husband, because I'm
a little nervous about the man. And

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here's where that comes from. I'm
a true crime addict. I know a

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lot of it is trash television I
know that sometimes they embellish or fill in

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blanks with fiction, or ramp up
the drama unnecessarily. I know that sometimes

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true crime is not always true.
I'm also fully aware of the CSI effect,

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and this deals with our expectations the
general public. Weaned on crime television,

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we have this sort of mental picture
of how the process is supposed to

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go. Now, if you don't
know what the CSI effect is, CSI

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is a television crime show that released
in October of two thousand on CBS.

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This show blasted out of the ratings
gate and dominated television. Everybody was watching

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it, everybody was talking about it, and it's the type of TV forensic

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cop crime show that you would expect
week after week. Suspiciously attractive investigators are

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using fancy forensic techniques to solve mostly
murder cases. What happens in TV crime

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The investigators outsmart that criminals and things
are usually solved in short order. The

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public perception, then, is that
forensics is swift and clean and wan and

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done, and there's always going to
be a smoking gun. Forensics itself is

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nothing new. We like to think
that forensic examinations are novel and recent,

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But I mean as long as there
have been crime scenes, people have investigated

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crime scenes. I'm reminded of this
famous story. Forgive the digression, but

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it's interesting. The story from like
two thousand years ago about the Greek tyrant

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of Syracuse, a guy named Hero
the Second. He was not a good

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guy. He was very vain,
and he wanted a gold crown made for

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himself, and so he hired a
goldsmith. He gave him the raw material,

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the pure gold, and he said, fashion me an amazing, beautiful

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holy crown. And when the goldsmith
delivered it, Hero the Second looked at

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it and he was suspicious, and
he thought, hey, wait a minute,

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what are the chances that this guy
took some of the goal for himself

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secretly? And then he blended some
other metals not as valuable into the crown,

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easily disguised. It was still gold
in color, It still looked like

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gold, but not one hundred percent. And then the goldsmith just sort of

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filled his own pocket, hoping nobody
would notice. How was Hero the Second

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gonna know the difference? Well,
he brought in the famous Greek mathematician and

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physicist Archimedes, and he said,
I want you to figure this out.

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Is it pure gold? Or is
the guy ripping me off? Archimedes was

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not allowed to take the crown apart, or damage it, or even scratch

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it. Right, this was a
holy object that had been dedicated to the

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gods. How does he examine it
without disturbing it? And according to our

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history books, one day he was
sitting in the bathtub and he noticed that

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the more his body sank in the
tub, the more water spilled out over

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the edges. And he apparently had
an epiphany in that moment, and he

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jumped up stark naked, and he
yelled eureka, eureka, And he ran

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out and put together this experiment.
He had the crown, and then he

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had two masses of metal that were
the very same weight. He had the

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crown, then gold, a mass
of gold, then a mass of silver,

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and he took a large vessel filled
it up to right at the brim

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with water. He took the massive
silver and he dropped it into the water,

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and then he measured how much water
spilled out. Then he filled it

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back up and he grabbed the mass
of gold. He dropped the gold in,

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but not as much water spilled out, because gold is more dense than

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silver. Meaning that even if it
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less volume. After that, he
grabbed the crown. He dropped it into

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the full vessel of water, and
he measured and low, and behold,

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more water than should have been displaced
by gold. Pure gold spilled out.

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He had proven that the goldsmith had
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and apparently kept some of the gold
for himself. Well, what is that

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if not forensics fascinating story. The
Chin dynasty, China, more than two

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thousand years ago, they were filing
autopsy reports, and the reason we know

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this is because archaeologists have discovered them
worldwide. By the early part of the

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nineteenth century, police started to examine
hair and fingerprints and blood more closely.

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Guns were becoming more popular, and
so ballistics forensics sort of the involved with

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them. The twentieth century saw us
unlocking the mysteries of the human genome.

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Before you know it, we've got
computers getting into the game. The first

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court case, a murder case involving
DNA evidence, happened in nineteen eighty seven.

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There was a guy accused of killing
somebody else. They put him on

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trial. They took a DNA sample
and they compared it with the DNA of

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five thousand other people, and this
guy was cleared, the accused was exonerated,

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and beyond that, the DNA evidence
implicated and ultimately convicted somebody else.

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The FBI would have a full DNA
database starting in nineteen ninety eight. And

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of course we talk about genetic testing
all the time today. Crime scene investigation

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the CSI effect. We think we
expect, hey, somebody sweep up the

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fibers and check the fabrics and look
for the prints and test the secretions and

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whatever, and you will find the
killer. And if you don't, it's

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your fault. But of course this
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real world. I'm not saying that
there aren't mistakes and efficiencies, bureaucracy,

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laziness, oversights, corruption, or
just incompetence. I'm not saying that we

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won't find examples of people being like
this, because you'll find it in any

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situation where human beings are involved.
But even when the pros are professional and

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the process is working as it should, our expectations can be really unrealistic.

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We're thinking we're going to get CSI, CSI Vegas, CSI New York CSI,

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Miami or whatever fast and flashy crime
drama we've been binging for the last

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two weeks. And this is the
case even with true crime shows like The

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First forty eight and the idea there
is that most cases are blown wide open

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and the killers are discovered and arrested
within the first forty eight hours. You

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got two days, and after that
then things go cold and most criminals will

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get away with it. So whatever
you're going to find, whoever you're going

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to find, you got to do
it in the first forty eight hours or

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you're host. So now you've got
the general public developing unrealistic expectations while they've

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been watching the real I have a
confession. I'm a sucker for a show

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on h l N called Forensic Files. This is an older show. It

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started back in the nineteen nineties,
narrated by one of my favorite voices in

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all of broadcasting, a guy named
Peter Thomas. He passed away some years

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ago, but I just love his
voice, so authoritative and professional and compelling.

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I'd watch Forensic Files just to listen
to Peter Thomas. But I will

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sit in front of the television for
show after show. Each episode is about

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twenty three minutes, and they just
loop on hl N. I will be

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at a convention. After a long
day at the event, I will go

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back and decompress in the hotel room, binging forensic files until I finally fall

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asleep. And of course I watched
this show at home. So Natalie and

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I are sitting there and she's passively
listening to whatever crime is being portrayed on

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screen's I don't know, she's reading, or she's scrolling her phone, or

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just kind of resting with the dogs, and I am locked onto the murder

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mystery. The forensic evidence discovered and
examined. You know, the imprint of

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the killer's shoe. It was a
size eleven and a half combat boot a

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specific man, not very many of
those in the United States. I wonder

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where this was purchased. There's a
fingerprint belonging to somebody who did not live

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in that house. They scrape out
some skin cells from underneath the step mother's

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fingernails. There's blood spatter in the
back of the creepy white serial killer Van

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Arson. Investigators find out that there
was accelerant next to the victim who burned

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to death in what was supposed to
be an electrical fire. This is the

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whole vibe of forensic files. And
I'm sitting there watching, and as I'm

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watching, the gears in my head
are turning. The criminals are getting caught

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because they made mistakes, or they
had a bad method, or they just

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left a trail unnecessarily. So as
I'm watching, I'm thinking, well,

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I could do that better. I
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Here's how I would get away with
it. And then I articulate these

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thoughts to my wife, and Natalie
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there something you want to tell me? Have you been living a double life?

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Are you secretly a serial killer?
Because that's information that I would sure

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like to have. And I always
smile and go, baby, you're safe.

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I'm good. I know. I'm
a lover. I'm not a fighter.

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I'd never hurt anybody. I'm just
saying, if I was a criminal,

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I could do a hell of a
lot better than old Buster butt Scratch,

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who lives in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee, who buried the murder weapon out

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in his yard next to the hot
tub. That's all I'm saying. Okay,

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I could do better. Natalie says, all right, fine, if

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you were going to murder me,
how would you get away with it?

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Now, I'm not taking this bait. Yeah, I've not taken that bait.

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I'm smarter than that. I said, baby, I'd never murder you.

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I am safe people. And then
she says, okay, fine,

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it's not me. If you murdered
somebody else, how would you get away

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with it? And I'm still qualifying, right, well, this is just

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hypothetical. We're just talking. This
is I mean, nothing here has anything

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to do with who I am as
a human being. I am an agent

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of healing, not harm. I'm
just overcompensating. Having said that, here

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are a few things I would do
to get away with murder. And as

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her face remains totally blank, I
start to lay out my evil plan and

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I say, first of all,
fibers. Fibers are always a problem at

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crime scenes. Clothing. You know, you got your shirt, in your

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pants, your socks, whatever,
it's always fibers falling out. Then there

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are skin cells which might be shed
somewhere that's potential d in a evidence,

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hair falling out of my head that
may incriminate me, fingerprints I inadvertently leave

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on a doorknob, or a shell, or a table, or even the

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victim. That's a problem. So
here's how I would create a protective shield

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to keep any of me from remaining
at the scene. I would encase myself

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in saran wrap, and then I
would dig out eye holes and put on

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goggles, and maybe put on some
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or one of those N ninety five
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I'm not exhaling any implyting genetic evidence
onto the scene. I'm totally covered up,

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and I'm moving fast so I don't
have to worry about overheating. But

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I am totally wrapped in plastic wrap. Natalie is processing that visual. She's

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envisioning her husband totally saran wrapped,
about to enter the crime scene. But

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she is still listening. And then
I say, this, shoe prints.

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How many times has a killer left
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if they go out and step in
the dirt or mud, that's just dumb.

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I would invent a solution for that. Now I wear a size fourteen

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shoe. I would mount a shoe
underneath the shoe. Not stilts, but

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just a few inches under my size
fourteen sole would be a smaller soul that

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would eliminate me as a suspect.
And I would practice walking around in these

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sort of manufactured shoes over shoes.
I would get really good at my movement

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so that I wouldn't tip over and
give myself away. Now the cops are

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looking for a size ten and not
a size fourteen. I think that's clever.

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My wife is getting increasingly uncomfortable.
If I had better judgment, I

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might listen to it, but I
continue anyway. I'm right handed. I

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would practice doing everything left handed so
it looks totally organic and natural. Then

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they might be looking for a left
hander. That seems prudent. If I

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was doing a tandem crime with somebody
else, we would speak in a different

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language, something other than English,
because I only speak English. So if

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they're looking for someone who speaks a
different language, that might rule me out

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as well. And this is something
we could practice certain words that we harvested

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and had ready. Of course,
my first thought was, well, what's

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the second most popular language in the
United States. It's going to be Spanish.

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And I thought at first, well, that would you know, that

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would really increase the suspect pool beyond
me or make it harder to pin me

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down. Natalie brought up this since
she's absolutely right. She's like, oh,

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great, you will potentially implicate someone
else, and you will add to

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the stereotype of the immigrant criminal in
the United States. And I had to

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give her that one. And then
I thought, well, wait a minute,

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I'm already a killer. I have
no moral center anyway. What do

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I care what stereotype I perpetrate?
But I okay, fine, I take

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her point. And then I think, well, how about a different,

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more obscure language from a cross the
ocean. The man caught on security video

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was speaking Belarusian. Do I think
that detectives are going to hop on a

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plane, go to Belarus and start
knocking on doors to ask questions? I

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do knot. Another language seems prudent. I would not keep certainly, I

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wouldn't park in my driveway the evil
scary Painter's white nineteen seventy seven serial killer

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van. How many people keep driving
around with the car they used to perpetrate

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the crimes. I would paint it
and sell it. I would maybe dig

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a huge hole in a field and
just bury the whole thing. I certainly

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wouldn't be driving around town where a
cop could pull me over for a routine

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stop. You got an expired tag
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Can you open the back doors at
the van and let me take an

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inspection? Holly? Yet, why
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that has bloodstains on it? Now? This seems easily avoided, I'm just

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saying. And then I finish with
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but it has always bugged me.
Why do killers leave the body where

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it is quickly and easily discovered.
I think the whole point is as little

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evidence as possible. Why drop it
in the river so it washes up on

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shore. Why just stick it under
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found immediately if you bury it.
Why only bury it eighteen inches? You're

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at the mercy of the next big
rain. No what I would do,

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And I got this idea from somebody
on my own Facebook page, so I'm

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not the only one who thinks like
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digger, something that vertically and I
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and I would bury the body vertically. I would fill the hole up to

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a certain height, and then I
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rock table would be, and then
I don't know, a couple of feet

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under the surface, I would put
roadkill, probably a dog. I'm not

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going to kill a dog. I'm
not a monster, right, I'm not

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going to kill a dog. But
unfortunately in our world there are dogs who

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are hit by cars and whatever.
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bury it maybe two feet under the
actual surface of the ground. So the

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surge parties out. Everybody's doing the
grid. They've got the cadaver dogs.

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Hey, they get a hit,
the ground is doug up, there's a

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dog that has been decomposing. False
positive. They check that spot off their

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list and they go away. I've
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That seems like it might work now. Since that day, since that conversation,

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my wife has not looked at me
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you have a dark side? Something
wrong with you? Who thinks like this?

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And I told her, Honey,
I don't care how sweet and kind,

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cherub faced and wonderful you are,
you have a dark side. I'm

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convinced every human being has a dark
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I don't care who you are.
I don't care how many protests you

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hear from people who say their thoughts
only consist of happy, happy, joy

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joy, lifetime movie harps and confetti
and gold light. You know, I

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don't care how many people tell you
that they're lying. I'm convinced everybody has

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a dark side, and I have
been reading some research on this that having

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a dark side is not necessarily a
bad thing. In fact, it might

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be healthy. Oh, we got
to talk about this. I'm going to

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share more about what I have been
reading on humanity's dark side. Next,

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we're talking about the dark side,
the dark shade of human nature. Do

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we all have that dark side?
I'll make a confession, since I've been

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talking about my own thoughts, mostly
because I want you to feel safe to

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have those thoughts as well, or
at least to entertain what they are,

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to understand why they exist, and
so fine, I'll put myself out there

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and will share a specific from my
past. It was one of my first

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radio jobs. I was in my
early twenties. Granted, I was kind

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of a hot, tempered, piss
and vinegar young twenty something, so I

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was pretty ramped up, but I
had a boss at a Christian station.

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The owner of that business one of
the worst people I have ever met.

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It is rare in my life that
I use the word hate. I mean,

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I talk all the time about how
we want to defeat hate on this

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planet. Maybe you are like me, desperate to find some redemption, some

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redeeming quality in everybody, or almost
everybody. I am telling you this guy

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was just poison, insecure, temperamental, demeaning. He would just walk in.

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He's one of those guys when he
would walk in the room, and

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when he walked in the building,
the temperature cooled. Everybody got tense,

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speaking voices turned into whispers, and
everybody was like, is he here?

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Is he still here? Has he
left? Does anybody know when he's gonna

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leave? Because we couldn't wait for
him to leave. His presence meant that

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at any moment he might turn the
corner, walk into your room and make

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you feel like shit, just destroy
you verbally, and then remind you that

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because he wrote the checks and he
determined who got hired and fired, he

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essentially held your destiny, your job, maybe even your career and future in

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his hands and having made that proclamation
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He would turn and waltz out the
door, conscience free. I hated that

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man, and I fantasized one day
he'd walk in the room, dress me

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down, make me feel like shit, just go off, and I'd let

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him finish, and then I would
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we've all had those moments where we
say, it's a good thing for you.

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I'm civilized. A man named doctor
Leon Seltzer. He has a doctor

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in both English and psychology. Former
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He's written several books on psychology,
and he writes the Evolution of the

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Self blog, and he has this
article just how dark is your dark side?

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Doctor Seltzer says this, when we
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where're generally calling attention to our most
aggressive or lustful anti social instincts, or

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the mean spirited, blood thirsty belligerents
presumably lurking deep within us, or our

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acting out impulses that would disrupt others'
lives, if not outright decimate them,

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rape, mutilation, murder, unconscionable
acts of thievery, betrayal, treachery,

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sadism, massochism, unbounded greed,
incest, and so on. But what

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I'd like to suggest here is that
perhaps your darkest fantasies shouldn't be understood as

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all that demonic, or at least
they can be much more compassionately appreciated as

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audacious, disinhibited, primitive, grandiose, or hedonistic, as opposed to say,

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degrading, disgraceful, or nefarious.
Freud, in his classic Civilization and

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its Discontents nineteen twenty nine, postulated
that being part of a civilized society safeguards

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us from personal chaos, from being
dominated by our moral id So, as

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civilized beings, we appoint communal authorities
like police to protect us not simply from

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others' baser impulses, but also our
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necessary protection also culminates in our discontent, for we're thereby required to subdue our

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pleasure seeking instinctual drives. To live
harmoniously with others, we must subdue our

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otherwise impetuous desires. I believe most
people would agree that, although it's somewhat

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reductive, there's something profoundly true in
Freud's assumptions about the human psyche. At

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the same time, I think that
while we may be wired to at least

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imagine what it might be like to
boldly and unabashedly follow our inborn predilections and

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without the slightest regard for how they
might affect others, just envisioning ourselves engaging

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in such behaviors hardly means that finally
we'd choose to enact them. After all,

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in so many ways, we need
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Additionally, we're a gregarious species,
and so wouldn't want to do things

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that might offend others and alienate them
from us. Though we might not be

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able to resist fantasizing various acts that
might enable us to freely pursue our altogether

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personal pleasure principle, the overwhelming majority
of us are strongly motivated to restrain ourselves

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from actually carrying out such clearly sociopathic
behaviors. Given these natural internal constraints,

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we need to question whether our dark
side is ultimately all that dark. That

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is, we're generally cognizant that whatever
fantasies we may have of power, revenge,

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conquest, or reckless expression of libido
are just that fantasies, but by

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permitting ourselves to at least daydream about
them, we can afford ourselves some kind

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of compensatory gratification. At a safe
remove from reality. We can offer ourselves

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the alternative of imagining what in actuality
we wouldn't really choose to do, or,

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for that matter, be, And
in that sense, our dark side

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can be seen as well rather innocent. Permitting it to surface in day dreams

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represents a measured indulgence, offering us
an escape from the pro social behavior that

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almost all of us regularly elect to
participate in. For we do want and

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need to keep our social ties safe
and secure. Though we may have a

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competitive streak in is, we also
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So voluntarily we monitor our impulses and
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And as a respite from all our
self discipline and forbearance, we periodically

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permit ourselves to fabricate a world than
which our desires, however outrageous or antisocial,

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might nonetheless reign supreme. Given that
our dark side embodies are more primitive

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pleasure or power seeking instincts, must
we zealously avoid disclosing it or reject it

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as despicable, something other than respectably
human, and therefore to be shunned and

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repudiated. In the end, such
dark predictions really can't be seen as intrinsically

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culpable, and that most of them
merely represent appetites or urges innates in all

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of us. So might we finally
honor them, appreciating our most aggressive or

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erotic fantasies day dreams and many night
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To me, unsatisfactory alternative is to
view them shamefully, as depicting a

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part of us so abhorrent that it
must be hidden from others and, if

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possible, from ourselves as well.
Many psychology researchers have written about the practical

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utility of day dreams, for as
already suggested, they can function positively as

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a much needed outlet for our frustrations, enabling us to give at least covert

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expression to impulses and inclinations we know
would be foolhardy or hazardous to act out,

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and so are simply entertaining such fantasies
doesn't really reflect any disastrous potential that

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must thereby be viewed as dark or
depraved. The reason that horror movies are

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perennially popular, especially among the young, is that they too enable us to

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experience a safe release from or vicarious
expression of our most primitive anti social instincts,

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and the same is true for many
TV shows like Dexter. We are

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finally all animals, and what helps
us to transcend the raw instincts of our

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more primitive, less evolved ancestors is
that, in our highly developed interest in

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pro social behavior, almost all of
us freely consent to forego id related pleasures,

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the pursuit of which we realize would
hurt others and almost certainly come back

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to haunt us for both inner and
outer balance. We have a fundamental need

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to express, however indirectly, our
whole being, and we hardly need deny

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our forbidden thoughts, for they're only
a relatively small segment of what's naturally inside

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us. Fully accepting our basic humanity
actually necessitates that we acknowledge and make peace

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with our so called dark side,
which finally is far less dark when we

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see it for what it is.
As Carl Jung said, everyone carries a

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shadow, and the less it is
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blacker and denser. It is moreover, young believe that, in spite of

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its function as a reservoir for human
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the shadow is the seat of creativity. And it makes perfect sense that if

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creativity entails a certain freedom from our
customary constraints and thought and feeling, then

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giving ourselves the license to create also
involves granting ourselves the privilege to inwardly explore

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and outwardly express the darker side of
our latent tendencies and impulses. It may

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well be that what makes a work
of our great in the first place is

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its universality, And what makes it
universal is that it addresses so much of

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what resides deep inside us, the
unprincipled and ignominious, as well as the

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wholesome, praiseworthy, and noble.
I'll close with a set of four brief

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quotes, all of them suggest in
just a few words much of what I've

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labored to express in so many more. And the quotes he includes are the

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This Anthony Hopkins, the actor who
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Hopkins, the actor said, I
think the healthy way to live is

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to make friends with the beast inside
oneself, and that means not the beast,

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but the shadow, the dark side
of one's nature. So have fun

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with it and accept everything about yourself. Self help author John Bradshaw said this

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evil is a source of moral intelligence, in the sense that we need to

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learn from our shadow, from our
dark side, in order to be good.

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Sue Grafton, who is the author
of so many detective novels, wrote

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this. She said, we all
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our nature. That's where the energy
is, the passion. People are afraid

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of that because it holds pieces of
us we are busy denying. And the

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article finishes with a quote from film
and stage actor Sheryl Lee, who said

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this, the more we deny that
we have a dark side, the more

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power it has over us. I
have calls with callers who apparently have a

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dark side lurking just beneath the skin, and let's find out what they have

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to say after this. I am
about two and a half weeks out from

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speaking in Orlando, Florida. That's
going to be March seventeenth. I've also

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got a whole bunch of dates,
not just my speaking events, but conventions

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American Atheist and Freedom from Religion Foundation, Secular Student Alliance anyway, all of

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these events Los Angeles, Little Rock, Kansas City, Saint Louis, Denver,

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and more. Just scroll and find
the city near you the Thinkingatheist dot

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com slash events. We continue talking
about our dark side, the uncivilized primate

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lurking just beneath the skin of the
civilized primate. Three one seven is it?

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Josh? Can you hear me?
Uh? Yeah? What do you

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think about this? My father was
put on drugs when he was a baby,

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and when he met my mother,
he overdosed a lot, was taken

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to a hospital, was taken off
the drugs, but because he had such

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a history with drugs, he hallucinated
an angel and thought God was talking to

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him. And so with this new
found faith, he then indoctrinated all of

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my siblings, which are five of
us, into his faith. And when

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I was a kid growing up,
I was never taught critical thinking. I

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was never taught like who I am. Truly, when I was about eleven,

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my parents both heavy evangelicals. My
world was that house. My world

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was that perception of what my father
taught us, and so I never knew

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anything outside of it. And we
were homeschooled, living in the country,

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and so as a kid growing up, I thought that getting beat with a

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mighty might attachment was normal. I
thought when my dad would use a pig

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whip on us, that was normal. I thought when he screamed and yelled

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and did terrible things, that was
normal, because that was my world.

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But as I got older, it
was harder and harder for him to keep

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that world together. And eventually I
started asking questions and he started putting me

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under more dogma, making me feel
bad, trying to destroy my sense of

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self, trying to put me back
under that perception of what he wants me

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to be. He stopped schooling me
and my twin brother because, according to

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my parents, what would you do
with an education. When I was about

406
00:39:00.119 --> 00:39:05.719
twenty five or twenty six, that's
when the brainwashing pretty much totally broke.

407
00:39:06.320 --> 00:39:12.119
I was suicidal and I didn't know
myself. I remember when I was leaving

408
00:39:12.119 --> 00:39:16.000
the house, I went up to
the train tracks and started crying because I

409
00:39:16.039 --> 00:39:20.480
had no education. I didn't even
know how to fill out a check.

410
00:39:21.320 --> 00:39:28.360
I realized that I didn't matter.
They were just using the Bible in order

411
00:39:28.440 --> 00:39:35.119
to abuse all my siblings and me
and they just didn't care. Do you

412
00:39:35.199 --> 00:39:40.599
ever find yourself having dark thoughts about
all of this? Well, the way

413
00:39:40.639 --> 00:39:44.800
that I've gotten over dark thoughts,
especially in the early days of this,

414
00:39:45.440 --> 00:39:50.400
was pretty much trying to gain as
much knowledge as humanly possible. My thing

415
00:39:50.480 --> 00:39:54.760
is trying to use logic and reason
and trying to learn who my father really

416
00:39:54.840 --> 00:40:00.840
is and my mother. It's what
kept the bad thoughts away. I mean,

417
00:40:00.960 --> 00:40:04.280
with what you said, you wanted
to take that guy who's a dick

418
00:40:04.360 --> 00:40:07.079
to you and throw them out a
window. Yeah, I've had those thoughts.

419
00:40:07.360 --> 00:40:10.639
I think everybody at some point has
had those thoughts when it comes to

420
00:40:10.719 --> 00:40:15.639
fantasizing and having a dark side.
Now that I can think critically and logically,

421
00:40:16.320 --> 00:40:21.719
oh hell yeah, there's many times
I wanted to go over to their

422
00:40:21.760 --> 00:40:24.760
house, kick the door in,
run up to this guy and just pick

423
00:40:24.800 --> 00:40:29.639
him off the ground and make him
realize, oh shit, he's going to

424
00:40:29.760 --> 00:40:34.400
kick my hat. But the thing
is, I think I've come to the

425
00:40:34.440 --> 00:40:38.079
point now where I don't even feel
sorry anymore. I just look at him

426
00:40:38.119 --> 00:40:43.039
and I'm like, what hell did
you go through to make you into such

427
00:40:43.079 --> 00:40:47.719
a lunatic? That's actually an important
point. Many of the abusers have been

428
00:40:47.760 --> 00:40:53.199
abused, many of the victimizers are
in some ways victims. It sounds like

429
00:40:53.679 --> 00:40:59.920
that we're excusing the behavior. The
fact that you have that perspective is just,

430
00:41:00.280 --> 00:41:04.199
I think, real maturity. So
thank you for being a part of

431
00:41:04.199 --> 00:41:07.480
the conversation. This is actually a
little more sort of sobering than I had

432
00:41:07.480 --> 00:41:10.719
started. I feel like, I
hope I'm doing your call justice after I

433
00:41:10.800 --> 00:41:15.760
do a whole twenty minute ranch full
of I'm cracking jokes about crime scenes,

434
00:41:15.800 --> 00:41:20.719
you know. But no, no, you're good, Josh, Breathe the

435
00:41:20.800 --> 00:41:23.920
free air, my friend, and
thanks for being a part of today's broadcast.

436
00:41:23.960 --> 00:41:27.559
It's been great talking with you,
you two, sir, all right,

437
00:41:27.639 --> 00:41:32.960
take care David at nine one nine, are you there? Nice?

438
00:41:34.039 --> 00:41:38.599
That's dark side, I definitely have
one. Never had a hard life.

439
00:41:39.199 --> 00:41:44.000
I grew up in a not very
rich household at all. My father was

440
00:41:44.039 --> 00:41:51.159
a Baptist minister in the North American
Baptist so wealth was the only privilege I

441
00:41:51.280 --> 00:41:55.760
wasn't born with. And haven't had
any major blows in my life. I'm

442
00:41:55.840 --> 00:42:00.280
sixty eight almost and you know,
a couple medical things, but nothing really

443
00:42:00.320 --> 00:42:08.400
big, So no life experience to
make me have dark thoughts, especially towards

444
00:42:08.480 --> 00:42:15.119
myself, but I have them.
I'm a huge fan of Dexter, and

445
00:42:15.320 --> 00:42:16.559
you know, I watched that show, and I think of how I might

446
00:42:16.639 --> 00:42:22.880
want to dispose of somebody so I
couldn't get caught. And there's a certain

447
00:42:22.920 --> 00:42:29.239
public figure whom I would love to
see a particular brand of great harm come

448
00:42:29.280 --> 00:42:32.159
to. And I won't go into
details, stopping there for a second because

449
00:42:32.239 --> 00:42:35.559
I think you and I might be
in the zip code. But I try

450
00:42:35.599 --> 00:42:38.679
to frame it like this. I
would never want external harm to come,

451
00:42:39.639 --> 00:42:45.079
but if they had a sudden aneurism, I would not be all that grieved.

452
00:42:45.639 --> 00:42:46.920
Is that a terrible thing to say? I wish I could see me

453
00:42:47.000 --> 00:42:52.679
nodding, and yes, that's exactly
where I'm at. And I'd wish a

454
00:42:52.880 --> 00:42:57.280
certain particular outcomes of that said aneurysm. That's a hard thing to say.

455
00:42:59.119 --> 00:43:04.559
Yeah, And like, we have
someone down the street from me who flew

456
00:43:04.599 --> 00:43:07.760
a Trump flag constantly. Now he
fled I live in Virginia. Now he

457
00:43:07.880 --> 00:43:13.840
flies underneath the American flag. He's
got a youngin flag. And I drive

458
00:43:14.000 --> 00:43:17.320
fast at and I think of like
parking in the high school parking lot across

459
00:43:17.360 --> 00:43:22.639
from that during school with binoculars to
check out the flag pole, and then

460
00:43:22.760 --> 00:43:25.880
coming by at night and parking around
a corner dressed all in black, and

461
00:43:25.920 --> 00:43:30.960
I'm gonna cut that frickin' youngkin flag
down. And it's just a I think

462
00:43:31.000 --> 00:43:37.400
it's literally it's a it's a healthy
release, assuming you don't act on it,

463
00:43:37.440 --> 00:43:42.559
of course, but just entertaining these
thoughts is sort of the same as

464
00:43:42.599 --> 00:43:46.480
watching the true crime shows and things
like that. Thanks for calling, and

465
00:43:46.519 --> 00:43:51.519
thanks for the kind words. I
enjoyed. I enjoy your I appreciate you

466
00:43:51.639 --> 00:43:59.199
so very much. Thanks man.
Take care. Jenny at two zero nine,

467
00:43:59.320 --> 00:44:04.360
thanks for waiting. Are you there, Yes, I'm here. Recently

468
00:44:04.599 --> 00:44:08.440
I've been holding back my dark side, but I've come to a conclusion that

469
00:44:08.480 --> 00:44:15.239
with all these attacks on women's healthcare
and now they're going after ibs, which

470
00:44:15.559 --> 00:44:19.960
that is the only way I got
one of my grandsons, it makes them

471
00:44:20.159 --> 00:44:25.559
so angry. These people don't even
have a medical degree and they make decisions

472
00:44:25.559 --> 00:44:30.039
on women. So now, you
know, I try to channel it.

473
00:44:30.119 --> 00:44:34.079
You know, it's like, should
we start protesting churches? Should we do

474
00:44:34.239 --> 00:44:37.199
stuff? No, I think we
need to start a movement to take away

475
00:44:37.239 --> 00:44:42.119
their Dackstreet exemption. Jenny, let
me give some quick context to people who

476
00:44:42.199 --> 00:44:46.199
aren't in the know, especially that
we have an international audience. The Alabama

477
00:44:46.239 --> 00:44:57.119
Supreme Court just ruled that frozen embryos
are human beings and if anyone destroys an

478
00:44:57.199 --> 00:45:02.320
embryo, that's essentially murder, kind
of murder. And now there are organizations

479
00:45:02.360 --> 00:45:09.440
who are shutting down. They're in
vitro fertilization programs because you essentially, they

480
00:45:09.440 --> 00:45:13.760
don't want to be prosecuted for murder. And there's all these other things going

481
00:45:13.800 --> 00:45:17.840
on. The couples who are going
through IVF treatments are horrified. It is

482
00:45:17.960 --> 00:45:22.360
just traumatizing and an assault on human
rights, and it's just stupid. I

483
00:45:22.400 --> 00:45:27.280
saw somebody and they showed they had
a dozen eggs in the passenger seat of

484
00:45:27.320 --> 00:45:30.840
their car, and they said,
now I'm going to drive in the hov

485
00:45:30.039 --> 00:45:36.079
lane because now I have thirteen people
in the car according to the Alabama Supreme

486
00:45:36.159 --> 00:45:38.480
Court. And you're right, they
don't have medical degrees. They're spouting the

487
00:45:38.559 --> 00:45:43.960
name of God every ten seconds.
Zalots. The Christian nationalists, they are

488
00:45:44.519 --> 00:45:50.719
using xelotry and ideology to make law, and they're forcing their limited value system

489
00:45:50.760 --> 00:45:53.559
down everybody else's throats and it makes
us enraged. And I think your anger

490
00:45:53.639 --> 00:45:58.800
is absolutely understandable. Jenny, Yeah. I mean I listen to people all

491
00:45:58.840 --> 00:46:04.559
the time, and older people who
are really heartbroken that their kids aren't even

492
00:46:04.679 --> 00:46:08.719
going to give them grandchildren because of
the way the situations are going. They

493
00:46:08.719 --> 00:46:13.719
don't feel safe, and I don't
blame them. My two daughters went through

494
00:46:13.880 --> 00:46:20.119
pregnancy during COVID and one had to
do IVF, and she went through so

495
00:46:20.320 --> 00:46:25.519
much to have my grandson that you
know, I was just heart wrenching to

496
00:46:25.559 --> 00:46:30.400
me because I couldn't be so close
to her and everything. But I do

497
00:46:30.599 --> 00:46:32.280
you know, at one point my
girls had said maybe we're not going to

498
00:46:32.360 --> 00:46:37.039
have kids, you know, And
I couldn't hold it against them, But

499
00:46:37.119 --> 00:46:40.599
I do know more and more women
are deciding either to have their tips tied

500
00:46:42.000 --> 00:46:45.880
or whatever because they don't want to
be put in bad situations and looked on

501
00:46:45.960 --> 00:46:51.760
as a second class citizen. Doesn't
the dark part of us occasionally admit to

502
00:46:51.800 --> 00:46:55.280
saying, wouldn't it be nice to
take all of the Alabama Supreme Court who

503
00:46:55.360 --> 00:47:01.840
voted for this and put them in
a van and them to an island surrounded

504
00:47:01.840 --> 00:47:07.519
by sharks and alligators and radio.
It's just an island that they cannot leave,

505
00:47:08.400 --> 00:47:14.280
and you know, give them and
then the rest of us go and

506
00:47:14.599 --> 00:47:17.360
evolve society. You know, you
go over here and you be small and

507
00:47:17.440 --> 00:47:22.599
restrictive and paranoid and fearful and controlling. Have a nice day, you guys

508
00:47:22.639 --> 00:47:24.960
ruin each other's lives. We're going
to go over here and evolve as a

509
00:47:25.000 --> 00:47:29.880
species. I do fantasize about that, yeah, I mean, the one

510
00:47:29.920 --> 00:47:36.159
of the Supreme Court judges down there
talks about how there's some sort of seven

511
00:47:36.760 --> 00:47:42.880
pillar Christian thing that they're trying to
rule all parts of government, and I'm

512
00:47:42.960 --> 00:47:47.480
like, are you freaking kidding me? You know, what happens in Alabama

513
00:47:47.639 --> 00:47:52.440
is really a reflection of what's happening
in Bible Belt states, key parts of

514
00:47:52.480 --> 00:47:55.920
the United States. You know,
they don't just want to do this in

515
00:47:55.960 --> 00:48:00.239
one part of the country. They
have a mission to overtake the colorlture.

516
00:48:00.320 --> 00:48:05.280
They want Gilead. Your anger is
understandable, and I think it's understandable if

517
00:48:05.320 --> 00:48:08.480
you and I occasionally go back into
our dark closet and say, what if

518
00:48:08.760 --> 00:48:14.079
something happened to those guys and we
didn't have to worry about him anymore.

519
00:48:14.280 --> 00:48:15.679
We don't want harm to come to
them. I'm just saying, if the

520
00:48:15.719 --> 00:48:20.960
aliens came, you know, if
you're going to probe anybody, can you

521
00:48:21.039 --> 00:48:23.920
probe the people on the Alabama Supreme
Court and keep them all night? You

522
00:48:23.960 --> 00:48:27.599
know, they don't have to be
anywhere. I'm just saying, Jenny,

523
00:48:27.639 --> 00:48:30.800
thanks for calling this show, and
hang in there. Okay, okay,

524
00:48:30.239 --> 00:48:37.760
all later. She is referring to
what's called the Seven Mountains mandate. There

525
00:48:37.800 --> 00:48:45.239
are seven aspects of society that hardline
Christianity wants to overtake. Family, religion,

526
00:48:45.400 --> 00:48:51.119
education, media, entertainment, business, and government. If you conquer

527
00:48:51.239 --> 00:48:55.920
all seven of those mandates, you
have conquered the culture. And that is

528
00:48:55.960 --> 00:49:00.840
what is being invoked at the level
of the Alabama Supreme Court. So I'm

529
00:49:00.840 --> 00:49:06.840
going to quickly try to squeeze in
two more A zero one? Is it?

530
00:49:07.000 --> 00:49:12.159
Mark? What do you have?
I'm an AI optimist, but I

531
00:49:12.519 --> 00:49:19.679
naively hold the idea that the solution
to evil AI is more AI. However,

532
00:49:20.559 --> 00:49:28.800
this new creature AI is watching us, and the training data that it's

533
00:49:28.880 --> 00:49:35.119
getting is not necessarily showing humanity in
the most flattering way. So I mean

534
00:49:35.159 --> 00:49:38.199
there's a lot of ways that AI
could be good, but there are so

535
00:49:38.360 --> 00:49:43.559
many ways that it could go bad. So I've kind of come to the

536
00:49:43.559 --> 00:49:51.159
conclusion that it may start looking at
the rotten things we do and come to

537
00:49:51.199 --> 00:49:55.400
a conclusion that that's how we prefer
to be treated. So are we talking

538
00:49:55.440 --> 00:50:00.400
sky in that here? Oh?
I think it's far worse in that.

539
00:50:00.280 --> 00:50:06.519
You know, some cultures they have
demons in their mythology called thought form,

540
00:50:06.840 --> 00:50:12.119
where literally the demon itself is a
is an incantate, a result of an

541
00:50:12.159 --> 00:50:17.880
incantation or the imagination of the sorcerer
or the whoever. And I think that's

542
00:50:19.000 --> 00:50:22.679
kind of what we're making. This
is an interesting angle. So let's say

543
00:50:22.719 --> 00:50:30.320
that artificial intelligence becomes sentient. It
is conscious, It is a conscious mind,

544
00:50:30.920 --> 00:50:37.400
and it sees the darkness that infects
the human race and the horrible things

545
00:50:37.440 --> 00:50:43.880
we do to each other, right, the inhumanity of humanity, And even

546
00:50:43.920 --> 00:50:46.599
if it thinks it's acting in a
benevolent way, it's saying, oh,

547
00:50:46.639 --> 00:50:52.800
they must really like that, and
then it begins to build societal models based

548
00:50:53.320 --> 00:50:59.840
on darkness, pain, and cruelty. You've cut My hypothesis is exactly spot

549
00:50:59.880 --> 00:51:02.679
on. That's freaking scary. Uh
oh, they will like, oh,

550
00:51:02.920 --> 00:51:08.920
how many people murder each other?
They must love murder? Well AAI AI.

551
00:51:09.280 --> 00:51:14.920
I mean there are lots of different
flavors of AI, but generally speaking,

552
00:51:15.000 --> 00:51:22.079
AI is optimized for certain objectives.
And if it comes to the conclusion

553
00:51:22.559 --> 00:51:24.199
and see, we're we're not telling
you we're not. Yeah, we have

554
00:51:24.280 --> 00:51:30.679
some guardrails that we put up,
but more and more as cognitive powers become

555
00:51:30.199 --> 00:51:36.599
super intelligent, which is soon,
frighteningly soon, it's going to come up

556
00:51:36.639 --> 00:51:42.519
with its own moral imperative that human
beings scarcely have the capacity to under even

557
00:51:42.960 --> 00:51:47.559
begin to understand, even conceptually,
let alone practically. Well, let me

558
00:51:47.599 --> 00:51:52.559
ask you this. The vast majority
of us do not act in anti social

559
00:51:52.639 --> 00:51:59.719
ways. We are pro social creatures. So I believe there is more kindness,

560
00:52:00.159 --> 00:52:05.800
there is more benevolence, there's more
charity, there's more good, And

561
00:52:06.039 --> 00:52:13.760
so wouldn't an artificial consciousness see that? And then way it's actions based on

562
00:52:14.119 --> 00:52:17.679
how much good and how much evil
there is in our society. Well,

563
00:52:17.719 --> 00:52:22.360
I think the word if is doing
a whole lot of heavy lifting. I

564
00:52:22.400 --> 00:52:24.599
can't help when I think about this
scenario. I can't help to think about

565
00:52:24.599 --> 00:52:30.320
the old Santa Claus is coming to
town lyrics. It sees you when you're

566
00:52:30.360 --> 00:52:35.239
sleeping, it sees you when you're
awake. It knows if you've been bad

567
00:52:35.320 --> 00:52:39.320
or good, so be good for
goodness sake. And I think that's important

568
00:52:39.400 --> 00:52:45.480
to remember because it is watching it
and being good and benevolent to one another

569
00:52:46.320 --> 00:52:50.360
might not just be a good thing
to do in and of itself, but

570
00:52:50.440 --> 00:52:55.039
it might be a survival strategy for
us as humans. Interesting I've spoke to

571
00:52:55.199 --> 00:53:01.159
Professor Nita Farahani, who is an
expert in AI and is a big proponent

572
00:53:01.239 --> 00:53:06.360
of cognitive liberty. As more and
more in the neuralink age, you know,

573
00:53:06.440 --> 00:53:10.639
people are talking about how what's happening
under the skull can be scanned and

574
00:53:10.800 --> 00:53:15.079
read at least to a degree.
What if AI could see our dark sides,

575
00:53:15.159 --> 00:53:22.320
the stuff we don't show everybody and
somehow measure that and think, Oh,

576
00:53:22.480 --> 00:53:24.800
they enjoy that. They got a
you know, they got an endorphin

577
00:53:24.920 --> 00:53:31.679
rush from Seth fantasizing about throwing his
evil boss through the window. Maybe will

578
00:53:31.880 --> 00:53:36.800
weigh society in that way? Oh
yeah, yeah, that's horrifying. Mark,

579
00:53:36.920 --> 00:53:38.199
thanks for that. Think, Hey, I'm going to have a question

580
00:53:38.320 --> 00:53:42.960
quickly. And since you're an AI
guy, I don't want to sound like

581
00:53:43.000 --> 00:53:45.800
the guy resistant to new technologies.
I don't want to be the person who's

582
00:53:45.840 --> 00:53:50.119
like, wow, these kids today, you know and back when I was.

583
00:53:51.119 --> 00:53:52.960
I know, you're just a lud
eyed as the next genera. I

584
00:53:53.000 --> 00:53:55.519
know someone call me a lud eye
the other day, and I'm like,

585
00:53:55.559 --> 00:54:00.719
no, no, no. I
think raising legitimate concerns about new technicies that

586
00:54:00.920 --> 00:54:05.360
may start thinking for themselves. And
more than that, I'm a little bit

587
00:54:05.400 --> 00:54:12.519
nervous about the replacing of human creators. I love the idea of technology lightening

588
00:54:12.599 --> 00:54:17.960
the service load of humanity, a
lot of the menial load, making our

589
00:54:17.960 --> 00:54:23.719
lives easier and less laborious in that
way. I like the idea of tools

590
00:54:24.119 --> 00:54:30.719
for creation human creation. What's starting
to bother me is this idea that people

591
00:54:30.800 --> 00:54:37.840
now who are painters and who are
animators, and they make art and music

592
00:54:37.880 --> 00:54:44.280
and all these things, they are
now in competition with machines or software that

593
00:54:44.400 --> 00:54:49.960
can do it for nothing, sometimes
meaning that they've lost their livelihood or in

594
00:54:50.039 --> 00:54:53.320
some ways might be replaced by the
machines. I don't think that's hyperbole,

595
00:54:53.400 --> 00:54:57.760
and it kind of grieves me.
I'm working on a project right now,

596
00:54:58.000 --> 00:55:01.599
Mark, I'm trying to do a
visual life version of the story of us,

597
00:55:01.760 --> 00:55:06.840
the story of you, And so
I'm using images of the universe.

598
00:55:06.880 --> 00:55:09.639
And there were supernova's and the Big
Bang and planet Earth and whatnot. And

599
00:55:09.719 --> 00:55:14.159
for half a second I thought,
Wow, I could use AI images for

600
00:55:14.239 --> 00:55:16.480
this, and I could probably do
it pretty cheaply. And then I thought

601
00:55:16.480 --> 00:55:22.880
about all of the people who create
these animations and shoot these videos of the

602
00:55:22.000 --> 00:55:27.599
night sky and the faces and the
breeze and the close ups of the eyes.

603
00:55:27.639 --> 00:55:30.320
You know, they lit the scene
and frame the camera and they put

604
00:55:30.360 --> 00:55:35.199
it together. And I think I'm
replacing them. What does that do to

605
00:55:35.360 --> 00:55:38.079
their lives? What statement am I
making about humanity? If I rest so

606
00:55:38.199 --> 00:55:44.199
much on the machines for the creative
part of expression. That grieves me.

607
00:55:44.239 --> 00:55:46.639
Do you have an opinion? Mark? Am I wrong there? I do

608
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both academic and real. I'm a
first time novelist, and I will not

609
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plug my own book. But I
realized during the editing process and when I

610
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was having it converted to an audiobook, that I like would be one of

611
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the last human authors ever, which
is little consolation to the reality that authors

612
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and musicians and entertainers and surgeons and
CPAs and the list goes on and on

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00:56:17.000 --> 00:56:22.159
are being replaced by a machine.
And that you're right, It isn't hyperbole.

614
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It's absolutely real, and it's happening
in front of our very eyes,

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00:56:27.519 --> 00:56:31.880
and it's happening across all domains,
all of it. Mark, When I

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was in a video as a video
producer, and back then, we would

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spend you know, ten grand for
an HD video camera. Oh, it's

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00:56:40.159 --> 00:56:44.440
a big deal. You know,
it shoots ten adp wow, And it

619
00:56:44.519 --> 00:56:46.599
was a lot of money. And
now you can shoot four K or higher

620
00:56:46.679 --> 00:56:52.079
on a cell phone and everybody's got
one. So the industry changed and we

621
00:56:52.119 --> 00:56:55.599
saw a lot of video houses closed
and everybody had to adapt. I think

622
00:56:55.679 --> 00:57:00.079
that's different. You know, technology
evolves, we as a society have to

623
00:57:00.159 --> 00:57:07.079
evolve with it. I think the
creation of thinking machines that might replace the

624
00:57:07.239 --> 00:57:12.159
creator, the human creator, I
think that's a different conversation. That doesn't

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00:57:12.159 --> 00:57:15.880
make us lattites, does it,
Mark, No, Seth. This creature

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00:57:16.480 --> 00:57:23.880
is trespassing on what has normally been
a very selfish realm of humanity. Our

627
00:57:23.920 --> 00:57:31.119
ability to think, our ability to
create, is there anything more. You

628
00:57:31.199 --> 00:57:36.000
know, I'm really kind of a
loss for words because I can't think of

629
00:57:36.519 --> 00:57:39.880
an allegory that's worse than the reality. I don't know. There are some

630
00:57:39.920 --> 00:57:43.199
I've seen who are like, well, that's going to happen anyway, so

631
00:57:43.280 --> 00:57:45.000
let's find a way to go with
it. What's that line, I'd rather

632
00:57:45.079 --> 00:57:50.719
be a pet than cattle. You
know, if it's going to take over,

633
00:57:50.760 --> 00:57:52.320
at least I'm going to be involved
in the process some way. But

634
00:57:52.360 --> 00:57:55.400
I feel like, at some point, don't we as a society, as

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00:57:55.400 --> 00:58:00.280
a species, consciously say we're going
to partition this out. As flawed as

636
00:58:00.280 --> 00:58:04.719
it is and sometimes as slow and
imperfect as it is, but this is

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00:58:04.760 --> 00:58:08.360
a human thing where humans do this
and the machines will do that. I

638
00:58:08.360 --> 00:58:12.199
don't think it's ever going to happen, but I am watching closely. And

639
00:58:12.239 --> 00:58:15.400
you know, if AI can ever
read the human dark side and interprets that

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00:58:15.599 --> 00:58:21.800
dark side in the wrong way,
then maybe it is Skynet or worse.

641
00:58:21.920 --> 00:58:24.320
I don't know. Build a bunker. Let's build a bunker. Mark,

642
00:58:24.559 --> 00:58:28.880
Yeah, yeah, all right,
thank you, sir. I appreciate your

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00:58:28.920 --> 00:58:31.760
man hanging there. We may have
to do a whole broadcast on AI.

644
00:58:31.920 --> 00:58:36.840
I think everybody. Most people have
an opinion, and they're polarized opinions.

645
00:58:36.920 --> 00:58:38.840
I've talked to some people who were
like, you know, it is what

646
00:58:38.920 --> 00:58:44.760
it is. You're just resisting change. Just sound like your parents. And

647
00:58:44.800 --> 00:58:50.440
there are other people who are saying
this is foreign territory. The technology is

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00:58:50.480 --> 00:58:55.920
developing faster than our development of the
understanding of the consequences. We got to

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00:58:55.960 --> 00:59:00.320
slow down. I think that's the
message everybody, to slow down. Because

650
00:59:00.320 --> 00:59:04.000
we can do it, doesn't mean
we should because it becomes exponential. Maybe

651
00:59:04.000 --> 00:59:07.679
that's a whole show. Would you
welcome a show like that? Would you

652
00:59:07.719 --> 00:59:12.320
want to have those discussions and depth
for zero four? You've been so patient,

653
00:59:12.360 --> 00:59:15.119
Thanks for waiting. What's your name
for Darth? We're talking about the

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00:59:15.199 --> 00:59:17.719
dark side. What do you have
for us? Okay? Well, I

655
00:59:17.800 --> 00:59:23.360
was thinking about the Crench gets route
of star Ture where Kirk the transport being

656
00:59:23.840 --> 00:59:30.039
split him in two and one was
the very kind, u civil but weak

657
00:59:30.199 --> 00:59:35.320
indecistient. He's very indecisive Kirk,
and the other was strong and there is

658
00:59:35.360 --> 00:59:38.679
such a work, very animalstic and
spock headswich thing to him that's inside of

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00:59:38.719 --> 00:59:44.320
you. It's part of what makes
you such a magnificent starship captain. Without

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00:59:44.400 --> 00:59:47.679
that, you are not Kirk.
So it is in us. It's what

661
00:59:47.760 --> 00:59:52.960
Mark Twain said that most of us
are like the shining bright moon, you

662
00:59:53.000 --> 00:59:57.039
know, in the darkest night.
But each of us has a dark side

663
00:59:57.159 --> 01:00:00.440
that you should ever suit. And
my uncle said that coming back from war,

664
01:00:00.480 --> 01:00:05.679
and he learned that you could cradle
a child and embrace a woman and

665
01:00:05.760 --> 01:00:10.039
also kill a man to defend it. So it's that part is in us.

666
01:00:10.039 --> 01:00:15.119
It's part of the reason why the
book jack O and Hyde was written

667
01:00:15.360 --> 01:00:20.320
because he was fascinated how each human
has both of those in us. It's

668
01:00:20.320 --> 01:00:24.440
in us, you know, and
one, as Kirk discovered, one controls

669
01:00:24.519 --> 01:00:29.639
the other. But without that,
we're not who we think we are.

670
01:00:29.400 --> 01:00:32.960
We're something all together different. It's
in you. It's part of what makes

671
01:00:34.000 --> 01:00:38.880
you such a magnificent starship captain.
But that controls that side of you.

672
01:00:39.519 --> 01:00:44.159
The nice Kirk was indecisive, he
was weak, he couldn't lead, and

673
01:00:44.199 --> 01:00:45.880
he said, no, we've got
we've got to find a way to put

674
01:00:45.920 --> 01:00:51.239
you back together again so that you
can be the Kirk that is this magnificent

675
01:00:51.280 --> 01:00:57.920
commander. I will say that Evil
Spock was a badass. Evil Spock with

676
01:00:58.039 --> 01:01:01.440
the goat wasn't He was just a
badass. He was a bad He was

677
01:01:01.480 --> 01:01:06.760
a badass, badass. Bernard,
you're awesome. Thanks for capping the show

678
01:01:07.159 --> 01:01:08.960
and hang in there. Okay,
thank you, sir. All right,

679
01:01:09.039 --> 01:01:12.639
So I want to I want to
tell you the other day. I'll look,

680
01:01:12.719 --> 01:01:15.239
you got the picture, but I
saw a man at the gas pump

681
01:01:15.400 --> 01:01:20.760
a few days ago and he could
be your brother. I mean, I

682
01:01:20.800 --> 01:01:22.559
said, you need you need to
behave yourself because you have a doctor.

683
01:01:24.280 --> 01:01:28.679
There's somebody out there that looks you
want to mistake I don't. I don't

684
01:01:28.679 --> 01:01:34.039
want him to be mistaken for you. You behave yourself. All right,

685
01:01:34.480 --> 01:01:39.119
Thanks, I'll send the picture,
all right. Appreciate you. Brother.

686
01:01:40.719 --> 01:01:45.679
That's Garry. Is somebody out there, some poor sap looks like me.

687
01:01:46.119 --> 01:01:51.679
I am so very sorry. I
don't think my parents have anything to tell

688
01:01:51.760 --> 01:01:57.880
me. Speaking of Dexter, I
fantasized about consequences for the people who wrote

689
01:01:58.119 --> 01:02:02.840
season eight and the finale of Dexter, because I think there might have to

690
01:02:02.840 --> 01:02:08.000
be consequences. I just had to
throw that out there. As we finish

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01:02:08.119 --> 01:02:15.719
our conversation today about the dark Side. I appreciate you listening, thanks for

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01:02:15.760 --> 01:02:19.360
putting up with your host. I'll
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