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in some vodka. Call it a
podcast from the Mac of All Trade Studio

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in Fairport and driven by Victor Chrysler
Dots GM RAM. It's Billified, the

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Bill Moran Podcast. Well, hello
and welcome. Thanks for getting your pot

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on. Thank you for telling a
friend. That's how we spread the word.

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Help us keep the pirate ship afloat. Are Dougie fresh in the house.

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I'm back, baby, I'm back
like a vengeance. I'm like a

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bad rash on your nutsack that doesn't
go away. Baby, I am back,

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getting the ointment Jesus Christ. I'm
still not recovered and I we're gonna

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go drinking. Yeah, let's get
some Jamison. Let's take care of that

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alergy. Are you have you been
I've been good. I've been golfing a

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lot, working a lot, all
right, Okay, working on my breast

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cancer fundraiser. Look at that.
Yeah, that's August twenty sixth, Right,

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I have two Since COVID, I
used to do bowling and that COVID

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hit and people didn't want to be
inside. So I added a golf tournament

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and this will be the fifth year
of doing both. Okay, So the

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golf tournament is. Golf is August
twenty sixth. Salmon Creek will be back

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there for the fifth year. Great
place. I've golf there twice so far,

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a very nice course. And bowling
is October nineteenth at bowler Roll.

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All right, well, but if
let's say I wanted to be part of

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the golf thing, what do I
gotta do? You contact me on Facebook,

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Doug Phelps. I have one slot
open, one slot, yeah,

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that's it for foursome or a foursome
one slot line. Yeah. I want

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to say anything because I'm one of
those people that are sometimes superstitious certain ways.

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If you say something too early kind
of falls apart, like oh,

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look at this cardous there goes,
I got you. But bowling, there's

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thirty two lanes. So if you
want to put a six person team together,

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let me know on Facebook under Doug
Phelps. Or if you want to

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donate, you could send something here
to Bill Moran's address, a gift card

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and I'll put it in a nice
little bag with your name with a breast

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cancer ribbon around it in nice.
Yeah, and you're you've been down at

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Whiskey River working right. Yeah.
We had some great bands over the weekend.

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We had looks of kill Motley Crewe. We had Doctor Moxy yesterday which

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was We've got I will not be
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Forest Till, another great place at
Barton. But the crazy train is at

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Whiskey River next Sarday. Yeah,
and I hear that place will be packed.

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Yeah. I was down that way. I went when my youngest son

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was in town for about two weeks
and we went down to a different I

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didn't. I went into a different
place, which place pelicanst. Oh you

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did well because there was food there
and I knew. I was familiar with

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the layout and right kind of what
you can and can't do. I wasn't

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sure if we could bring a kid
in there, but you can bring a

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kid in a Whiskey river. I've
thought people are looser in the summer,

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hanging out, spending money, hitting
on chicks. All you gotta hear great

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pickup lines, especially down there.
No, I think maybe out in the

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back. See I work inside out
They have an outdoor patio stage the bar.

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There is an outdoor bar. How
do you get out there? I

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don't want to be out there?
You sure? Yeah? Why your nuts

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off? Yeah? You're making more
money, but I'm inside air conditioning.

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You know, got the TVs?
Because I was trying to pick up lines

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you could only use in the summer. How do you look at a bikini?

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Yeah? You know that may have
any tanlines I can look at?

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Got there? Hey, he apparently
you've been working on this se You got

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it right off the top of your
head. There, this is this is

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good? This is impressive. Right? Ye up taking that swing. Does

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your nursing home have any field trips
coming up that I can drive for?

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I'll tell you what. I had
an interesting story last Thursday, I drove

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somebody to the del Monte and Pittsford
and there's a woman outside. She's on

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her phone. I knew she was
waiting for a Newbury and I just turned

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my off. I was gonna go
around the corner to uh coffee place,

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Neutral Ground Coffees. I know the
owner, and I'm like, hey,

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how's everything going. She goes,
Oh, I wait for my ride.

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He's my uber. He's lost.
And I'm like, can you snag somebody's

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Yeah? I did so. I
said, uh, you can't snag it

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on the website of the app.
And I'm like, well, where are

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you going? She goes Syracuse Airport. I'm like, oh, I know

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that's a good nut. Yeah.
Sure. I'm like, well, what

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are they charging it? She's like
one hundred and sixty one dollars. I'm

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like, oh, I got a
hundred two for one hundred and fifty cash.

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She's like, no, he's right
around the corner. I just can't

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understand this guy. So she walks
up to main Street and I just idled

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by, you know, give her
a couple of minutes. So she's still

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on her phone, She's got her
bag. She wants to get to the

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airport and she canceled it and she
venoed me the money so quick, little

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nut. And she was she was
pregnant and I had bad morning sickness,

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and she goes, I just want
to get home. Yeah. So I'm

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like, let's go, let's let's
fly there. Where was she flying?

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Arizona? Damn? Yeah, yep. Sometimes you those not a lot,

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but not a second. Hang on
a second. I forgot is this weekend

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your birthday? It is Saturday?
Saturday is my birthday? Oh buddy,

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I'll be at Forest Hill slinging drinks
if anybody wants to come see me.

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Uh five to close Forest Hill.
Yeah, I'll be fifty four years old

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for fifty four years young. Oh
god, I don't I don't like using

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the old word. You don't know
why that more? You I fucking girl?

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Comet. I know you. I'll
tell you what. Friend of mine

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he just turned seventy and he was
debating on whether going to the State Fair

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and walking around and uh, his
girlfriend's like, no, it's gonna be

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hot, and he goes, you
know what we're going. The sooner you

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start doing less is when you start
getting older. Yeah. Yeah, So

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I don't want to be old.
I want to okay, keep going.

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So you think that so wait,
so wait a second, it's a mindset,

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I think so. But being older
no, because I say that about

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everything. You make fun of me
when I say things like you know,

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you got to put it out there, you gotta act as though it is

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or whatever. And that's the same
thing. You're doing the same thing.

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I love with age, Yes,
I guess so yeah, baby, not

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with a girl who thinks the universe
and are planning to line and let's go

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to the becks and see if there's
a milky way. But the idea is

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that if I if I think this
way, I will be this way.

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Yes, positive thinking, yes,
yes, And sometimes it's hard to do

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with is it hot and here it's
just the candles of my cake? Either

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way, baby, let's go start
a three alone fire. I must be

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a birthday present because I'm all wrapped
up in anxiety and ready to exped I

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gotta think you gotta have some pick
up lines for your birthday when you're working,

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like, hey, you want to
blow on my can? Yes,

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come on, but you can get
away with it because it is your special

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bed. There's not gonna be any
single women out of the four silverly all

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couples with the reservations. Every now
and then you get a couple of them.

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Yeah, women, I'm legally allowed
to make beg decisions like using these.

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Poor boy, I'm my birthday any
of the spangan and she'll hit me

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with her cane. So what so
you're working any other big plans. No,

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I'll go golfing in the morning.
I'll go see my mother. Somebody

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told me years ago it's always more
important to see your mother and your birthday

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than her birthday, because she'll definitely
remember your birthday more. So. I

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always trying to see my mother,
at least call her if I'm out of

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town. Right. Well, we
were talking about uh something on the last

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episode that I used to always torture
my kids with instead of celebrating birthdays when

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they were like five, I would
say, we're done. This is their

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last birthday. We're celebrating and from
here on it's whatever you did. So

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if you got to do something great
so we can celebrate it, hit a

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home run and in your next baseball
game, get it, you know,

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and it's a lot of pressure whatever
it is. Well, I was doing

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a sort of sort of as a
joke and we a wife like that continue

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to I don't remember, I really
don't. I never paid attention, but

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the uh. But my point was
is that you got to achieve stuff.

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It should be about achievement and who
you and what you're contributing and what you

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are, and that is what builds
self esteeming people. And that birthdays are

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really bullshit. You didn't do any
nude but what every other person did on

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the planet, So who cares?
But I give it to your mom.

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I got, you know, giving
it to your mom. I think it's

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great. Yeah, that's why I
always I was just a big thing.

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So I used to call it like, well, we got to find your

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achievement day. We got to find
your achievement day. Come on, dad,

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you know because as a little kid, you anticipated two things birthday and

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cake and Christmas. Sure's it.
Yeah, those are the things you wanted

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all that shit, you know,
and there you went, and now Doug

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still celebrating. I love that.
Well, there would be a cocktail special,

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No, but I'm going to bring
devil eggs and somebody have you seen

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this? Somebody devil eggs. Yeah, there's a first annual double egg contest.

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A listener of ours. I met
her. She was a whiskey river.

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She tagged me on a page there's
a double egg competition in Buffalo in

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November. Oh, you got to
enter? How much? How much does

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the entry figure? You know what? I looked at it once and I

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haven't gone back to it because I've
been I've been busy with stuff working and

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like you say, the breast cancer
stuff. Oh, here we go.

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Doubled Egg Extravaganza, November two,
five to nine, Buffalo, New York,

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Electric City. So I got to
find out how much it is.

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And the part I did read is
how many eggs are you going to bring?

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I think you have to bring at
least forty? And like nothing a

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party coming up? You got a
party coming up? Don't go bake eggs?

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And I go, I go,
thank you for posting that on it.

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She goes, Yeah, Bill was
giving you ship. He was,

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he was giving me ship and Mark
Killman too, And it was just the

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funniest thing I had ever, Like, hey, you want me to make

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you double? Like I just could
not stop. I know, it just

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hit you that way, and it
was just a funny. Before the fourth

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it was yeah, I said no, but it's usually like somebody's mom would

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say that. I guess, but
honey, I'm making devil eggs you like

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to bring. My mom doesn't make
devil eggs. And I'm not married to

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teacher the recipes, so you know, don't come to a party empty handed.

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And like I said, if I'm
boiling ten eggs, might as well

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boil twenty. Yeah, I know, it just was the just came off

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and hit you. That's fine.
I love laughter. We need more laughter

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in the world. Why what are
you talking about? What's going on in

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the world. Let me tell you
what. Two weeks ago, I went

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over to my friend's house for Dirty
Martini's beer and pool. Yeah. I

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didn't even know what happened to Trump
till the next day. Rocked in the

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pool all day. God, yeah, that whole The head of the the

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Secret Services resigned today. Uh,
he's an idiot. I'm gonna tell you.

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It's a woman. It's a woman. And I just have to say

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where you line up politically. That
was a catastrophic failure. Catastrophic failure.

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And we talked to people who were
there that day, and one guy said

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he couldn't stop crying after that,
just from the pure shock of it,

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and but it was windy, it
was breezy. Uh. There's now reports

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saying that there was a bullet that
went on the other side of his head

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as well. And I really,
yeah, I have not watched any news,

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Fox, norseas Yeah. No,
it's all coming in November. You

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know, there's no reason to start
Christmas shopping for me. Well, it's

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interesting now because you know Biden's out
and this, and so it's just an

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interesting it's an interesting thing. I
go, wow, this is this is

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unprecedented, never happened before. And
where are we going from here? But

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yeah, so I don't I don't
know that we need laughter though, what

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are you talking about? I think
everything's fine in the world, Charlie Champs.

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Without laughter is like at night without
stars. Well, I mean like

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a great day is you know when
you when you laugh and you kind of

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know you're alive and absolutely And I
think that we take Do you think the

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boss upstairs? Uh no, No, I don't. Okay, he's a

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fucking pain in the ass. No, do you see that I'm not talking

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about your life? I know I
know what you're talking about. Uh,

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I yeah, I think that.
Well, I'm I'm I don't I don't

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have the same view as you on
certain things, but I would say that

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I I think that one of the
greatest things. You can always be as

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grateful for what you've got right as
I am. And if you stay focused

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on the things that are going well
in your life, I think other things

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will start to go well. And
again if you go back to just call

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it mindset, you know, and
you're fifty four years young, absolutely,

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which really isn't you know? You're
the one of confident death over there,

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dude, I can't. I don't
know what happened. I can need more

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Devil Diggs th Jenny Light. It
was one of the things where I walk

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a health. I got kicked.
I just kicked. And I don't know

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if it was like I go,
you go to my with my kid in

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town. We did a bunch of
stuff and Sea Breeze and I remember standing

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in the wavepool with him. Oh
and I know, I'm I'm one of

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these now, I will say this
in all Sea Breeze, you want to

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talk about something to be grateful for. They keep that place immaculate. It

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is so well good for fifty five
dollars sixty eighty dollars a day, it's

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sane cheap. No it's not,
but it's it's a well, it keeps

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it nice. It's great. And
the riff raft the thing is like you

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can also uh you get the riding
slide pass, so you can both.

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You can stay all day. You
get there early, but most of the

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time you're gonna find you know,
if you bounce through some rides and stuff,

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you're pretty Did you think of me
when you rode the jack Rabbit or

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my jack Rabbit joke? I did
the jack Rabbit twice, I think I

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did on the second time. I
was thinking as we came up the uh,

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yeah, we did the jack record. But we're in that I told

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this story, but all of a
sudden that there's skinny guy maybe a little

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older than me. He had been
sitting at the edge of the water,

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so I don't know if he had
kids that were in there or whatever.

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So my son is like six feet
tall. So we're out in the deeper

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end and he loves kind of going
around the waves and all this, so

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I kind of went out there with
him, and all of a sudden,

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it's it gets to the in between
where the water is just there's no waves,

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and what do they do then every
fifteen minutes. I don't know,

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because we started to get out and
the thing went off again. Yeah so,

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I don't know. It was pretty
whistle or a beller. It's like

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it makes a big buzzing noise.
Yeah. So, but this guy,

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all of a sudden he comes out
and we're sort of there's not many people.

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There's nobody really around us. We're
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area. But off in the corner
is even more I would call it empty

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pool real estate. This guy swims
out tread's water there for a little while,

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kind of makes eye contact with you, and then goes back in.

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And I'm like, what, what, what does happened here? What just

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happened? And I think I have
an idea you think I did. I

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don't know why. I maybe he
was going to cool off and he was

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trying to keep an eye on his
kids. Possibly wait for everybody, It's

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very possible. But you chose the
one spot where there was no human within

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a five foot radiance, right yeah, now, and the water his hands

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above water, Yeah, okay,
you could pee through your suit, yeah

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you can. Yeah. And I
was like, this is a little strange,

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but the water is so cloudy from
so much chlorine in there, and

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people that I'm out of it,
and that's the other thing. But I

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don't know if that's what got me
sick or not, because I normally don't

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get sick, but this one just
knocked me on my ass. I'll tell

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you what. I had to buy
a new bathing suit, went over my

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friend's house. Yeah, put my
Captain America start spangled American flag on,

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and all of a sudden, like, oh God, damn it, I

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ProAb have been down. I'm like, if I do a belly flop or

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something, this ship rips up my
ass. Text my friends, I'm like,

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I'm I think I'm gonna be running
late. I have to go to

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Walmart and get a new suit,
which I did, and that one was

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a little big. But they wait, wait, wait, wait wait,

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So what happened to the summer of
Doug losing weight and all this stuff?

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You say, summer is a bad
time. It is. Yeah, you're

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drinking. I have already now doing
your stuff. My habbits, which I

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haven't had a lot of, just
you know what it really is that eating

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after eight o'clock just bad habit of
do you have ice cream and salads and

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everything and picnics and yeah, you
know a couple of parties I was at.

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It's just you know, you have
twenty five people, you got twenty

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five different appetizers, so when they
order and wings, You're right, I

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don't care. I'm most interested in
right now, at this moment. What

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kind of age did you get?
If the other one was Captain America?

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What did you get? Please tell
me you got like toe mate or something

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great in the front a ladies,
you need a toe and Telly, hey

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was toy story cars. My name's
Mader like toe materer without toe Okay today,

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Oh there it is. Let me
see. You have a picture of

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me. Yeah, it's kind of
zebra print but pink. Oh yeah,

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it's amazing y Like this looks like
an eighties rock video. Ya, dude,

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that's great. Yeah, don't I
nothing but a good time. I

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would never wear anything close to this, but I but I would. I'm

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I love that you. If you
showed up in that, I know we're

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having a great afternoon. I show
up in this swear flops and sixty devil

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eggs in a thirty package on you
l Yeah, you can leave the devil,

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but I almost made some of today. Just cover your mouth. Goddamn

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it. I don't get sick like
you. I know, I know,

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and I'm on cough medicine you are, Yeah, I know, anything to

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get you through the day. And
it's like they've not cough medicine. Oh

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you have the new bush Mills Bush
Mills couff. Yeah, Bush suff medicine

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knocks it right out of you.
It's gonna take it, makes makes you

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the You can't even make a big
all right, we will, uh,

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we'll take a moment. Today,
by the way, is a special day

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just for you. Twenty third Yeah, I I I don't think you've ever

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realized that this was actually a day. But I will tell you that if

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anybody I know or to ever celebrate
this day, his name is Doug Phelps.

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Claptain, Churches, Sunmon, you
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get the artists. I really didn't
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Withers used the issue. I went
in to guess today today that you would

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celebrate tug Are you sure? Yes? Okay, so happy national, gorgeous

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Grandma's Day. Yeah, they light
them up. So I'm thinking like this

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is I was trying to think of
a song with grandma and grandma's hands.

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Grandma got ran over by her.
Well that yeah, you could do that,

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but I thought it'd be a little
hackey grandma's hands. No, I

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might be a DJ Brandon Churchho,
that's a good song. Yeah, he

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used to lift the tea. Now
you have an extensive music collection of CDs

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albums? Do you I mean you
love love music from all kinds of aspects?

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No, okay, I just want
to At the beginning of that sounds

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sounded like, uh Cisco, Oh, I'm sure sure, Yeah, dude,

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I love looking on like TikTok and
seeing some uh some crossovers. No,

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some guy who uh like I have
a friend who really loves dua lipa.

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And those grandmama's got big hooters.
She got the neckwarmer. They call

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it a sun dress. But once
you get in the back city car,

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she goes right up to her neck. Take rip off, rip off those

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granny pantics. I can't have you
in. I'm gonna be laughing to our

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the the the yeah, I know, the grandma's hands, the uh got

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big hands. You know, it
says about big hands grandma makes who would

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be the hottest grandma's today? Because
to me more, I think, yeah,

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right, sixty sixty years old and
she doesn't even look it. I

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saw that. I didn't even finish
it. I was the wrap the brat

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Pack documentary on the Yeah, I
haven't went. No. It's like he's

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just kind of whining. McCarthy's just
sort of whining about we were And I

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always thought it was a great term
for them, Yeah, and to be

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everybody wanted to be them, but
them. Yeah, I'm like, wow,

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you know, I think they go
and talk to everybody else and they

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all seem to be We're like,
yeah, we're cool. Yeah, I'm

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sure they are fucking each other doing
cocaine, getting all the world probably.

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Yeah, of course they were,
and what they wanted to do. Who

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else around that? I'm trying to
think of of the women in their sixties

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that could be on Doug's list of
the hottest Grammar. Julianne Moore? Oh

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yeah, oh yeah, yeah.
How old is Julianne Moore? Look eighty

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seven in November? What Julian wore
is the redheaded one? Yeah? Yeah,

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it was in Boogie Knights. Yeah, she is very attractive and she

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also played I think a villain in
one of the Uh yeah, she did

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the James Bond spoof. Yeah like
that. Yeah, sixty three years old,

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sixty four in December in a heartbeat
without a doubt. Oh god,

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yeah, I go down on hair
quicker than the Titanic. That's nice.

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That's awesome. We know that's a
great pick up one. You like that?

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Yeah, I think that's great.
The women I banged, you know,

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I would love to hear this,
though, I have to say it

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twice. They're deaf. Think back
to think back to your grandmother. No,

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well just think you did you know
your grandmother? Yes, Okay,

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all right, some people inside.
Your grandmother dies. My father's grandmother died

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right after I was born, okay
of breast cancer. His mother his mother,

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yeah, Dorothy, Okay, she
didn't know. On my other grandmother

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on my mother's side died when I
was twenty. Okay, So you had

403
00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:37,079
a good pretty much almost just a
generation there. So, uh, could

404
00:27:37,119 --> 00:27:41,960
you imagine anybody referring to your grandmother
as hot? No? I can't either.

405
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:45,559
For grand grandpa even then, even
him, I would go, really,

406
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:49,920
but now you look at women today, I go, what what changed?

407
00:27:51,119 --> 00:27:52,240
What is it? What changed?
I don't know. I'll tell you

408
00:27:52,319 --> 00:27:56,440
when I worked at the bar,
obviously for a number of years, yeah,

409
00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:59,440
probably twenty five. This is actually
yes, you're the perfect guy to

410
00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:04,359
answer this. Difference between ages is
smoking and what they drink whiskey, heavy

411
00:28:04,359 --> 00:28:08,920
whiskey and vodka drinkers that will suck, uh, the skin right out of

412
00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:17,200
you, the more wrinkles because alcohol
and it drink enough day after day after

413
00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:22,599
day. Yeah. But did women
always here's the Maybe they're just age different,

414
00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:25,079
but I think those are two of
the big things. What you eat

415
00:28:25,079 --> 00:28:29,119
a little bit of mindset to and
I say that you see those people that

416
00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:30,319
are negative and everything goes wrong with
for them, you know, anything to

417
00:28:30,359 --> 00:28:33,200
do with them. That good point, fair point. But I wonder,

418
00:28:33,279 --> 00:28:38,759
like the social media where you're you're
seeing trends, it feels like they not

419
00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:45,000
that they dress inappropriately because I don't
think that, but they dress more youthful.

420
00:28:45,359 --> 00:28:48,279
Would that be fair to say?
And I don't mean that as like

421
00:28:48,319 --> 00:28:56,039
they're dressing definitely yet has changed with
people and what you should wear, allowed

422
00:28:56,079 --> 00:29:02,000
to wear now everything is since Britney
Spears day is what kids are wearing it.

423
00:29:02,119 --> 00:29:03,240
Yeah, I would never let my
daughter walk out of yah, yeah

424
00:29:03,319 --> 00:29:07,279
right right right, you know to
what you know, like grandma walk out

425
00:29:07,319 --> 00:29:11,000
of the door with dude. I
always saw people who had like I have

426
00:29:11,039 --> 00:29:14,079
friends who have daughters and stuff,
and I would see things, but never

427
00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:18,839
ever ever open my mouth because I
knew inside that guy had lost every battle

428
00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:25,519
he fought right to keep those those
short short jean shorts that are you know,

429
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:29,440
playing peekaboo with your right cheek.
I know, I know, I

430
00:29:29,559 --> 00:29:33,319
know somewhere, but he lost.
He lost because Mom's advocate. It's the

431
00:29:33,319 --> 00:29:34,599
style, it's what they wear,
it's what they wear. And I go,

432
00:29:34,759 --> 00:29:38,240
okay, yeah, look, as
long as someone's getting hurt, I

433
00:29:38,279 --> 00:29:44,359
guess I really don't give a shit. Well right, that's what the way

434
00:29:44,359 --> 00:29:47,880
I would do it. How good
a friend are you, Doug, Not

435
00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:49,359
to me, just to people in
general. You call me up at four

436
00:29:49,359 --> 00:29:52,839
o'clock in the morning, I need
help, you would do it? Let

437
00:29:52,839 --> 00:29:55,799
me know where we are depending in
the friend So, okay, here's a

438
00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:59,599
here's a story that came out of
the Times in Wayne County. Woman U

439
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:03,079
living in an apartment. They were
looking up women that were in their sixties.

440
00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:07,799
Who shot Sharon Stone sixty six,
sixty six, Yeah, without a

441
00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:14,119
doubt. Elizabeth Shoe just turned sixty, Christy Brinkley, Elizabeth Shoe just turned

442
00:30:14,119 --> 00:30:18,799
sixty Yeah, karate kid. Yeah, Christy Brinkley turned seventy seventy one.

443
00:30:18,839 --> 00:30:23,079
February Bridget Fonda, Angela Bassett,
who I think is very attractive. She

444
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:26,640
is sixty five. Oh, this
one's got to be one of my top

445
00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:32,480
three. Jane Seymour. Yeah,
that woman has to be over seven.

446
00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:36,759
She is seventy three. Yeah,
there you gonna be that is that's your

447
00:30:36,759 --> 00:30:38,960
sweet spot. I would buy her
in abbots and eat it off her belly

448
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,880
button. In the New York Many, Buddy, I show you some doctor

449
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:48,160
Quinn medicine, right, half dressed
up like John Wayne Brim. Let's go

450
00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:53,240
to the Devin sister. We're gonna
rustle the cattle. Michelle Michelle Feiffer,

451
00:30:53,319 --> 00:30:56,720
sixty six. Did you know that
nineteen seventy two, just as the size

452
00:30:56,759 --> 00:31:00,680
that you brought him up? Huh, the Atlanta Falcon, with one of

453
00:31:00,759 --> 00:31:07,960
their late draft picks, drafted John
Wayne sixty four years old. I did

454
00:31:07,039 --> 00:31:12,440
not know that. I'm pretty they
did it big because they wanted publicity toff

455
00:31:12,519 --> 00:31:17,640
Man or something, and the NFL
denied the pick. They wouldn't allow the

456
00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:21,440
pick, but they picked John Wayne
nineteen seventy two. He was sixty four

457
00:31:21,519 --> 00:31:23,799
years old. They were looking for
tough men. Remember when Billy Crystal.

458
00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:27,400
Crystal played for the Yankees at one
day in a one day contract in uh

459
00:31:27,799 --> 00:31:32,279
spring training and he got to at
bat, yeah, and he got struck

460
00:31:32,279 --> 00:31:34,599
out. He got a piece of
one ball, and then they said they

461
00:31:34,599 --> 00:31:40,599
should have played an inning or two. You know, you want to Garth

462
00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:45,559
Brooks was out to go padres and
stuff. He used to always do it.

463
00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:48,480
I always think this, You're not
as good as you think you are.

464
00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:53,119
You know as I once was exactly
what. I love that song too,

465
00:31:53,279 --> 00:31:56,359
but that wish I would have seen
him in concert. That's the uh

466
00:31:56,920 --> 00:32:00,920
to me. You're you're not as
good. So now you get out there,

467
00:32:00,079 --> 00:32:05,079
we got Billy Crystal and all of
a sudden he tears an oblique diving

468
00:32:05,119 --> 00:32:07,000
for a ball, you know what
I mean, and we can't get him

469
00:32:07,039 --> 00:32:09,359
out. Who's paying for? How
do we get? I go? It

470
00:32:09,519 --> 00:32:12,759
just not worth it, right,
I wouldn't do it. I would not

471
00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:15,519
need the difference in ages and dressing
and fighters trying to make a comeback.

472
00:32:15,559 --> 00:32:20,200
And you're talking about I'm not as
young as I once was. You go

473
00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:22,680
to a Poison concert, you're gonna
see girls from the Semi God. I

474
00:32:22,799 --> 00:32:27,680
almost just spit out my water.
You're gonna see girls you'll think you see

475
00:32:27,799 --> 00:32:31,000
they are. They are down at
Link Shore driving on a say night.

476
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:35,400
You can see some just because of
zips doesn't mean it fits. I mean,

477
00:32:36,119 --> 00:32:39,920
just you got some women. You
got ten pounds of potatoes and a

478
00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:43,920
five pound bag, and you're like, oh, there they've got it on.

479
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,039
They've got the tight black, she's
got a belly button peers. But

480
00:32:46,119 --> 00:32:52,160
you can only tell when she exhales
right to her air tank behind her.

481
00:32:52,519 --> 00:32:55,720
God damn, that is true.
What is it like? That's a band

482
00:32:55,720 --> 00:33:00,920
that never stopped poison? They said
that Mark's that was one of the greatest

483
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:06,079
eighties bands, And I kind of
have to agree agree because it's just been

484
00:33:06,759 --> 00:33:10,119
he's ridden that thing. He's had
the same wig, right, It's just

485
00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:13,160
been the same thing, because I
always go, what does he look like

486
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:15,480
without without the wig? It's got
to be a wig. Now. You

487
00:33:15,519 --> 00:33:20,519
know who played yesterday was Sammy Hagar
in Saratoga. My friends got a picture

488
00:33:20,519 --> 00:33:23,000
with him. They're drinking the same. Mark went to that show in Saratoga,

489
00:33:23,119 --> 00:33:27,960
and Kevin went to that show in
Charlotte, North Carolina. Kevin yeah,

490
00:33:28,319 --> 00:33:32,799
yeah, and on Facebook loved it. The uh he's playing in the

491
00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:37,920
I'm sorry, uh loss of events
that are just three and a half hours

492
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:40,960
away from here. I saw him
two years ago, three years ago.

493
00:33:42,039 --> 00:33:45,839
You want to go. I am
actually golfing in the Breast Cancer Coalition tournament

494
00:33:45,880 --> 00:33:52,839
they held hold at Midville Country Club
next Monday. Got the uh, so

495
00:33:52,079 --> 00:33:54,920
this lady, I'll be bringing devil
Leggs. I mean, you know,

496
00:33:55,599 --> 00:33:58,960
it's the way you get on there, that's the way. The woman went,

497
00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:02,400
I know, we got it.
Now, I got it. Now,

498
00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:05,960
I got it. I say you
that you bring video. Hang on,

499
00:34:06,079 --> 00:34:08,360
you can bring deviled eggs on a
date with a thirty five year old

500
00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:14,880
woman. It's it's not any she's
not she, but you bring it deviled

501
00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:17,840
eggs to seventy eight. Oh no, not even not even sixty eight.

502
00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:21,840
Well you take a Jane Seymour seventy
three. Oh, she loves you,

503
00:34:22,239 --> 00:34:25,480
she loves you, she does.
And then what she'll do is she'll provocatively

504
00:34:25,679 --> 00:34:29,639
eat the eggs right in front of
you. I say you the video.

505
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:31,920
I don't remember this, you know. No, I didn't see that.

506
00:34:32,119 --> 00:34:36,719
No, I wasn't drinking having I've
been I had. I gotta be honest

507
00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:39,559
with you. I think last night
was the first time, and maybe close

508
00:34:39,599 --> 00:34:44,840
to a month there's a bartender that
was trading me a whiskey river, sweetest

509
00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:50,440
soule thing. Here it is,
Oh, and she ate your but that's

510
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:52,119
like egg salad. No, it
was potato saled with a couple of deviled

511
00:34:52,119 --> 00:34:54,800
eggs in it. Oh, I
couldn't tell what it was. It was

512
00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:58,719
all this and I figured, I
go, this is propaganda, this is

513
00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:02,480
bullshit. This is put out by
Russian it's fake news. Putin's behind it.

514
00:35:02,639 --> 00:35:05,960
I got, I got, I
got it. It's completely garbage.

515
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:12,519
Held her hostage. She's a sweetish
she's named after cheese. I guys,

516
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:19,320
it's wonderful. That's it. But
this lady had a ladder up against the

517
00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:22,320
landlord borrow the ladder from Oh wait, what is this again? I'm sorry?

518
00:35:22,639 --> 00:35:29,320
How good a friend are you?
So lady has she lives in her

519
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:32,519
apartment. The landlord had to do
some work on the roof. He borrows

520
00:35:32,519 --> 00:35:37,559
the ladder from a slanted roof.
I'm sorry, go ahead, I might

521
00:35:37,599 --> 00:35:39,559
have been I don't know. So
he's uh, he borrows the ladder from

522
00:35:39,559 --> 00:35:44,199
the fire department. Okay, it's
one of these big steel ladders. It's

523
00:35:44,239 --> 00:35:47,039
like a two hundred foot ladder.
Puts it up against the house, gets

524
00:35:47,079 --> 00:35:51,119
up there, but leaves it there
because he's going to continue to do work.

525
00:35:51,599 --> 00:35:53,199
She it's there for a number of
days. She gets sick of it,

526
00:35:53,239 --> 00:35:55,559
calls a friend. Calls the friend
and says, come over here,

527
00:35:55,639 --> 00:35:59,599
remove this ladder. You can cut
it up into pieces and sell it for

528
00:35:59,679 --> 00:36:05,320
scratch metal. I don't believe this
story, the friend says, he did

529
00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:09,039
the ladder's value at twenty three hundred
dollars. It had been lent out to

530
00:36:09,039 --> 00:36:14,880
the apartment building's owner, and she
reportedly called the friend and she was charged

531
00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:17,039
with grand larceny in the fourth degree
and at least und an apparents ticket.

532
00:36:17,159 --> 00:36:24,599
Where is this? This is in
Williamson, going towards Oswego or no towards

533
00:36:24,639 --> 00:36:28,239
Aswgen. Yeah, okay, yeah, one, I don't believe it.

534
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:32,320
I'll tell you why, because fire
department does not lend out ladders. The

535
00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:37,679
thirty five foot illuminum ladder, that's
what it was. Yeah, And if

536
00:36:37,679 --> 00:36:38,920
anything was to happen, where'd you
get the lader? It was the fire

537
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:43,119
department. Well, now we're suing
the fire department. I find that very

538
00:36:43,119 --> 00:36:45,320
hard to believe. Yeah, it
says right here, it's in the ladder

539
00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:51,639
valued twenty three hundred dollars and belonged
to the Ontario Fire Department. She was

540
00:36:51,679 --> 00:36:54,840
sucking somebody's coll It wasn't her,
it was the landlord. So it's probably

541
00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:59,079
a buddy says hey, listen,
man, I volunteer down there. We'll

542
00:36:59,119 --> 00:37:00,960
lend you in one of ours.
That sort of thing. She calls a

543
00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:05,119
friend. The friend chops at the
latter and sells it for scrap metal,

544
00:37:05,519 --> 00:37:07,119
And I go, well, how
good a friend are you could if a

545
00:37:07,159 --> 00:37:10,719
friend called you, what what's the
limit? Is there a limit on it?

546
00:37:14,599 --> 00:37:15,760
Do you know what I'm saying?
Like, let's say, hey,

547
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:21,760
hey, somebody calls you up,
like or even me. I just I

548
00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:23,559
think I just hit somebody. I
don't know. I'm not sure. I'm

549
00:37:23,599 --> 00:37:29,679
afraid to go back. I have
been drinking. I hit something. Yeah,

550
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:37,639
I think there's a piece of me
that would be regretting the entire drive

551
00:37:37,719 --> 00:37:42,679
to you, and definitely regretting drive
away from wherever you were. But I

552
00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:45,159
think depending on who you are,
I probably would do that. Yeah.

553
00:37:45,599 --> 00:37:52,480
I think. Well, as I've
matured using the old way, you slow

554
00:37:52,519 --> 00:37:54,320
down a little bit, or at
least I hope I do, and think

555
00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:58,920
things out. So, okay,
I'm driving to you know, I would

556
00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:01,840
probably videotape my self saying I'm driving
to my friend. This is the time.

557
00:38:02,079 --> 00:38:06,360
I don't know what happened. That's
pretty smart. I'm pretty smart.

558
00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:08,280
I don't know if there's anything evidence, whether he hit somebody or not.

559
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:12,360
I'm going to help a friend.
So if anything happens, this is a

560
00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:15,199
time, and then what do you
do with that? You just hold it

561
00:38:15,239 --> 00:38:16,639
on your phone? Yeah, in
case anything, you know what you're you

562
00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:22,920
uh in yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm absolutely you're helping it personally.

563
00:38:23,199 --> 00:38:25,400
Yeah, I was, sir,
I don't know what happened, my friend.

564
00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:29,480
What if a buddy, What if
a buddy calls and goes listen,

565
00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:34,400
wife and I got an argument,
and uh, she shoved me. I

566
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:37,599
pushed her back. She fell down
the stairs and she's just laying in a

567
00:38:37,679 --> 00:38:39,599
lump at the bottom of the stairs. I go call nine one one and

568
00:38:39,679 --> 00:38:44,519
on my way call nine one one. Yes, He's like, I'm afraid,

569
00:38:44,559 --> 00:38:47,239
I'm afraid. I forget that.
I think it's Tom Sigura has a

570
00:38:47,239 --> 00:38:52,079
whole bit where he goes, uh, his whole bit is I had to

571
00:38:52,079 --> 00:38:55,360
make that call to im one one
that every man has wanted to make.

572
00:38:55,639 --> 00:39:00,119
My wife fell down the stairs.
But it's a whole bit on how she

573
00:39:00,199 --> 00:39:04,320
really did fall down the stair.
Have you ever put yourself at risk for

574
00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:07,320
a friend like that way? That's
putting yourself at risk when you have to

575
00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:09,239
go if you're putting I've lied for
friends back in the day, without a

576
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:14,079
doubt. Wow, we were I
was with you last night. Okay,

577
00:39:14,199 --> 00:39:16,440
yeah, well that's covering up an
affair, right, Yeah, yeah,

578
00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:22,440
that's still a risk. Yeah,
I got it. You know, if

579
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:24,159
she knows where you work, Dougie's
a liar, you know, do you

580
00:39:24,199 --> 00:39:27,159
know? You know? You know
your son's a liar, you know,

581
00:39:27,199 --> 00:39:29,800
your friends a liar. Stuff like
that. That just happened not too long

582
00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:36,119
ago. I wish somebody as happy
birthday, and somebody text me or wrote

583
00:39:36,159 --> 00:39:38,039
it on there or private message me. I think this is like a couple

584
00:39:38,039 --> 00:39:43,639
months ago. Do you know your
friend's a terrible father and abandoned his first

585
00:39:43,679 --> 00:39:45,559
wife or something like that. I
go, I don't. Well, just

586
00:39:45,599 --> 00:39:49,320
so you know, I'm like,
I don't even respond to those types of

587
00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:52,920
things, because what do you want
me to do? They're angry, right,

588
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:55,079
and they want some kind of recognition, and they want to try to

589
00:39:55,159 --> 00:40:00,760
hurt that person's reputation, and I
always think nothing good comes of it.

590
00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:04,679
Yeah, nothing good comes of it. You're better off. Always easier said

591
00:40:04,719 --> 00:40:07,000
than done, take the high road, because the the less said, the

592
00:40:07,119 --> 00:40:09,760
better. Yes, because you learn
that as you get older. Yeah,

593
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:14,239
and the more you move away from
something, the less it becomes something.

594
00:40:14,719 --> 00:40:17,679
And then people start to look at
the overall picture. Like I'm a huge

595
00:40:17,719 --> 00:40:24,199
fan when I find out that a
certain celebrity quietly paid for some family to

596
00:40:24,239 --> 00:40:29,559
do something right and no grandstanding,
no anything, doesn't that that's the thing.

597
00:40:29,599 --> 00:40:31,239
And the same thing like with a
friend, if somebody comes at you,

598
00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:37,199
did you know if they said it
to my face that that would be

599
00:40:37,239 --> 00:40:38,480
different, But if they say it
to me on social media text, I

600
00:40:38,559 --> 00:40:42,639
usually do not respond at all.
I have one friend who's kind of the

601
00:40:42,639 --> 00:40:45,599
heartbeat of down as your Lot,
where Buddy gives him the information so I

602
00:40:45,679 --> 00:40:50,960
get the national gossip. Sure him
right, you know, but I mean,

603
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:52,239
if you hear that, see that. If I hear anything, I

604
00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:54,880
will tell him too. And if
something happens to me, he's that good

605
00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:59,960
a friend that I won't text him. I'm gonna I'm gonna wait until I

606
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,559
see him face to face because I
want to see his reaction. So there's

607
00:41:02,599 --> 00:41:06,719
been a couple of times that I've
gone to see him and he goes,

608
00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:08,199
So you're gonna tell me, I'm
like, I'm waiting to see I'm waiting

609
00:41:08,159 --> 00:41:10,800
to tell you face to face.
Yeah, you know, I want to

610
00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:14,719
see your reaction. I want to
share this with you. You're that good

611
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:19,239
a friend, did you? Uh? And how about the if you saw

612
00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:24,280
a friend's buddy significant other out let's
say somewhere, let's say you're somebody else.

613
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:30,320
Yeah yeah, yeah, oh yeah, you gotta again depending on how

614
00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:32,840
close to that friend is. Oh
yeah, because I don't want to you

615
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:36,000
stir the ship pot. You better
take a lick, you know what I

616
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:40,960
mean. Yeah, So if I
think the kids are if he has kids

617
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:45,000
and it's going to hurt them,
something like that. Yeah. I've known

618
00:41:45,039 --> 00:41:47,320
a lot of people that cheat in
full round through the years and bars,

619
00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:52,880
and sometimes it works out. Sometimes
they think the grass is greener on the

620
00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:55,440
other side and it's not. And
now their marriage is lasted thirty five years.

621
00:41:57,360 --> 00:42:00,440
They you know, they're married for
ten fifteen years, and like,

622
00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:02,280
you know, they got it on
with another friend, Like yeah, I

623
00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:06,119
should never have done that, and
now I love my wife even ten times.

624
00:42:06,159 --> 00:42:08,519
It's more right. You know,
that sometimes works out. I've heard

625
00:42:08,559 --> 00:42:12,039
him they get caught and it didn't. Some people get caught on purpose.

626
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:14,360
Yea. I was at a wedding
once with a girlfriend. This was years

627
00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:17,199
ago. I think I was twenty
twenty one, and she drove me to

628
00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:22,440
Virginia and come to find out the
next day that two of the couples were

629
00:42:22,519 --> 00:42:30,239
upstairs, the guy and the girl, and which they didn't switch the wife

630
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:34,599
and the Yeah, the husband got
caught, but she thought they wanted to

631
00:42:34,599 --> 00:42:37,760
get caught, so she said,
yeah, this divorce is just gonna come

632
00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:42,280
sooner. And the other one's like, he wanted out. So they got

633
00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:45,079
drunk at a wedding, went upstairs, left the door and locked, they

634
00:42:45,119 --> 00:42:47,400
got walked in on and she's getting
his divorce and he's leaving her, so

635
00:42:49,079 --> 00:42:52,760
from what I remember vaguely, So
some people need a reason to get out.

636
00:42:53,039 --> 00:42:57,519
Yeah, yeah, I think that's
I think that's valid. I think

637
00:42:57,599 --> 00:43:01,760
when the when we had the milk
manner in here, she said she was

638
00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:06,840
dating somebody and she cheated and she's
like, and he found out and she

639
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:09,360
noticed it was almost like, that's
what I needed to get out of there.

640
00:43:09,639 --> 00:43:12,800
To get out of that. In
relationship, sometimes you need to kick

641
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:15,239
an ass to get out. What
is it? Moving? Changing jobs,

642
00:43:15,239 --> 00:43:17,480
and divorce the biggest three changes you'll
have in your life. Yeah, they

643
00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:20,760
are hard to do, the hardest
things to do. Yeah, probably the

644
00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:22,760
hardest and most stressful. Yeah,
right, yeah, that's all. Yes,

645
00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:25,639
it's pleasant. Good so far on
that bucket list I'm doing Yeah,

646
00:43:25,679 --> 00:43:30,199
you're doing great. Every seven months, you got something, I'm doing great.

647
00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:35,199
I need a little more stress.
All right, we will uh,

648
00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:37,480
we'll take Oh I have a bit. Well, I'm not going to do

649
00:43:37,519 --> 00:43:42,320
it all that. Well you're calling
Uh you're talking about calling in ninety one

650
00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:45,920
one. Yes, so you have
a bit, Well, I do,

651
00:43:45,039 --> 00:43:50,599
but it's it's lengthy and I'm working
on it. This is a new Doug

652
00:43:50,679 --> 00:43:52,719
material. Well it's new to you. I've been working on. I haven't

653
00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:57,360
used that on a stage or anything. Okay, so you've been doing it

654
00:43:57,400 --> 00:44:00,480
to your in all collection and then
my what your doc co election? You're

655
00:44:00,559 --> 00:44:08,000
Joe Montana doc collection? Have you
watched Receivers on Netflix? The first episode

656
00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:13,239
they put the best of the first
I gotta tell you that Kittle Deebo.

657
00:44:13,599 --> 00:44:16,679
I can't not love those two guys. I seem to be the two happiest

658
00:44:16,719 --> 00:44:21,119
guys in the NFL. Kittle is
fucking nuts and I love him. He

659
00:44:21,159 --> 00:44:24,440
has a heartbeat. He just seems
like a great human being. And Deebo

660
00:44:24,559 --> 00:44:29,400
as well. Yeah, I just
I'm not really worried about auk. If

661
00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:30,880
he stays or he goes, go
get your money with somebody else where.

662
00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:32,880
We're going to win the Bowl.
I said this last year, and we

663
00:44:32,880 --> 00:44:36,599
were you know, you were there, We were there, you were just

664
00:44:36,639 --> 00:44:40,039
you know, you ran into the
the goddamn Chiefs. He ran into Taylor

665
00:44:40,079 --> 00:44:45,639
Swift, Yeah, Taylor Swifty.
Yes. All right, Well here Doug's

666
00:44:45,079 --> 00:44:47,800
amazing bit nine one one. I
can't wait to hear this. Okay,

667
00:44:47,880 --> 00:44:52,800
do we need like intro music?
Okay, ladies, I'll give you one

668
00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:54,440
of those when we get back.
All right, we'll get to all that.

669
00:44:54,559 --> 00:44:59,039
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693
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All Right, ladies and gentlemen,
it is round number three is Tuesday afternoon.

694
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You know what that means. You
are getting a bellyfull of bilified.

695
00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:00,639
You got the one. I'm the
only, the hip shaking, money making

696
00:47:00,719 --> 00:47:04,159
tower power man in the hour dug
it fresh, the man, the myth

697
00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:08,760
leger right next to me, mister
Bill Moran. Look you right to the

698
00:47:08,840 --> 00:47:12,599
queue, and I try to change
it up because I thought you like,

699
00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:22,559
yeah, I'm with a lion grizly
bear Jimmy Vaughn laugh. I don't care.

700
00:47:22,719 --> 00:47:24,599
He's that tough, you know,
I have no clue. Yeah,

701
00:47:24,599 --> 00:47:30,239
I'm pretty sure. Jimmy Vaughan was
fabulous Thunderbird. That would be Stevie Ray's

702
00:47:30,239 --> 00:47:35,599
brother. I was amazing that they
had the greatest hits. The yeah,

703
00:47:35,719 --> 00:47:39,760
yeah, they well, well here's
the problem is they weren't like radio friendly,

704
00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:45,559
so if you listened radio growing up, you didn't hear them even CC

705
00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:50,079
top A lot of their stuff wasn't
radio friendly, so they I watched their

706
00:47:50,519 --> 00:47:54,440
bio top and how they got their
name and how they were hillbilly rocked down

707
00:47:54,480 --> 00:48:00,559
in the South, and then they
came out with the car Eliminator. Eliminator.

708
00:48:00,639 --> 00:48:04,480
Yeah. It was nineteen eighty three, eighty four, A ton of

709
00:48:04,559 --> 00:48:07,280
hits, a ton of videos.
The videos really what propelled me. Yeah,

710
00:48:07,280 --> 00:48:10,360
and their fan base were kind of
mad that they went from southern rock

711
00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:15,840
to mainstream rock or whatever. The
record company kind of gives this thing,

712
00:48:15,840 --> 00:48:19,960
but yeah, I have to say
like this and some of the Zzy Top

713
00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:25,480
songs that crossed over were really well
written blues pop songs. Yeah, blues

714
00:48:25,480 --> 00:48:30,079
bass pop songs, which I think
is true to who they are. Just

715
00:48:30,199 --> 00:48:32,119
man, give me some loving the
Yeah, Tush, Yeah, Tush's great

716
00:48:32,320 --> 00:48:37,440
legs. Yeah, and I think
all that's from at least Dark Glasses.

717
00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:42,400
Yeah right, Yeah, I saw
them at our park a few years ago.

718
00:48:42,440 --> 00:48:45,079
But then there's songs like heard It
on the X that I always loved

719
00:48:45,079 --> 00:48:47,760
by them. It was about Mexican
radio, you know, basically pirate radio

720
00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:52,239
the southern border of the United States. You would get the Mexican stations and

721
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:58,119
X everything began with X in Mexico. So heard it on the X.

722
00:48:58,320 --> 00:49:04,280
Was amazing that you look at and
the fashion that's changed. Yeah, even

723
00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:08,239
Ron White he used to wear cowboy
had a big mustache or did he really?

724
00:49:08,360 --> 00:49:10,519
Yeah? When you first doing stand
up, I saw a bit on

725
00:49:10,559 --> 00:49:14,760
a Facebook and then you know he's
all black suit now. But all right

726
00:49:14,840 --> 00:49:16,679
speaking to stand up stand up?
Yeah, are we gonna cringe at this?

727
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:20,559
Uh? This new b No?
No, did you know Disney's coming

728
00:49:20,559 --> 00:49:25,440
out with a new porn movie.
What? Yeah, it's called Tua matata

729
00:49:25,960 --> 00:49:30,119
which means no, which means no
worries unless it's all teeth. Then you

730
00:49:30,159 --> 00:49:32,920
then you really get some worries.
That's actually not a bad joke, thank

731
00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:38,480
you, that's not bad at No, I'm teasing you the have you done

732
00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:44,639
it? No, just to just
to work. That's in the worst place

733
00:49:44,679 --> 00:49:47,480
to try your material unless somebody jumps
on yelp or wants to be a you

734
00:49:47,519 --> 00:49:51,559
know, painting the ass until the
owner and he's offended, so kind of

735
00:49:51,559 --> 00:49:53,760
gotta worry about the world. You're
wait wait wait, wait, wait wait

736
00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:59,599
wait, who gets offended in a
bar doesn't in a bar? Yeah,

737
00:49:59,639 --> 00:50:02,400
it's a right And by the way, what's what's wrong with the expressing an

738
00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:06,519
opinion? Right? What? And
by? And where's the line for offensive?

739
00:50:07,119 --> 00:50:09,039
I mean, I don't know where
you can say hawk to it if

740
00:50:09,039 --> 00:50:13,199
it's a lighter crowd. Now you
know your crowd, you know the audience.

741
00:50:13,239 --> 00:50:15,840
I hope you can play with.
But somebody hears something that's funny.

742
00:50:16,039 --> 00:50:19,679
Well, I I guess I could
see where the hawk to it could be

743
00:50:19,719 --> 00:50:22,920
offensive to some people. There was
I'll tell you this. There's a couple

744
00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:24,760
of guys. It was right as
I open a Sunday, a couple of

745
00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:30,679
guys arguing about politics. I'm gonna
keep this short because it shouldn't be talking

746
00:50:30,679 --> 00:50:37,360
about politics. But what's happening?
I I poured him a beer and it

747
00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:39,000
was flat. Okay, it's a
bottle beer, one in every million,

748
00:50:39,079 --> 00:50:46,320
No problem. Pour them another one
still flat? Says the glass wasn't clean,

749
00:50:46,400 --> 00:50:49,920
And I'm like, I worked last
night. I cleaned all these glasses.

750
00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:53,119
Ain't about that? And uh,
do you get offended when people say

751
00:50:53,159 --> 00:50:55,400
that? No, I'm just you
know, well they don't clean the glasses.

752
00:50:55,440 --> 00:50:58,719
Ear. I'm like, well,
I was the one that cleaned these

753
00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:01,400
last night, just so you know. And then I gave a draft apparently

754
00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:05,960
that and then he's given me Now
it's been too much, I'll just drink.

755
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:07,000
I'll just drink it. I'm like, okay, I'm like, if

756
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:12,880
you're not happy. So they're talking
Trump, he's a diehard Democrat, saying,

757
00:51:13,280 --> 00:51:15,639
you know, it doesn't matter who's
running, I'm voting Democrat. I'm

758
00:51:15,679 --> 00:51:17,039
like, of course you are.
I just gave you three beers, you're

759
00:51:17,039 --> 00:51:22,000
only paying for one. Of course
you're a Democrat. And he looked at

760
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:23,039
me, he goes, I can't
believe you just said. I'm like,

761
00:51:23,079 --> 00:51:27,760
well, I'm pretty sure I read
the decreaction of independence and free freedom of

762
00:51:27,800 --> 00:51:30,480
speech is on there somewhere. I'm
just I'm just making a statement. I

763
00:51:30,559 --> 00:51:32,800
thought. I thought we're having fun
here, because as soon as you turn

764
00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:35,840
it, because he had said that
a little bit ago, you know,

765
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:37,639
I'm just we're just having fun.
We're just saying, oh, hey,

766
00:51:37,639 --> 00:51:39,480
no problem, they're busting my balls
about clean glasses. Yeah yeah. And

767
00:51:39,519 --> 00:51:42,519
now I'm saying, oh, you're
a Democrat. I'm just you know,

768
00:51:42,639 --> 00:51:45,800
I didn't use anything offensive, but
now all of a sudden, I'm in

769
00:51:45,840 --> 00:51:49,599
the rock. So did that,
like chanse the mood of everything. Oh

770
00:51:49,599 --> 00:51:52,199
absolutely, it was his birthday and
then I was busting his balls about how

771
00:51:52,199 --> 00:51:54,280
old he was, Like, you
know how it is started business. I

772
00:51:54,280 --> 00:52:00,559
mean you were building the pyramids back
in the day. Well I could see

773
00:52:00,599 --> 00:52:05,599
where. You know, I guess
people you cant be real careful about politics

774
00:52:05,679 --> 00:52:07,760
or or I walk away from it
because if it goes down too long,

775
00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:12,880
then they're offending other customers that might
leave your establishment. And sometimes you just

776
00:52:12,920 --> 00:52:15,960
got to say, hey, enough
is enough. Changes subject. It's an

777
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:22,920
interesting time because I don't remember people
being so fervorent about that's a big word

778
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:25,960
for me politics. You know what
I'm saying, Like, I don't remember

779
00:52:25,960 --> 00:52:30,559
it being well between this election last
Now, that's just you're just so divided,

780
00:52:30,599 --> 00:52:35,280
but that divisive over it because I
always think like, I don't know

781
00:52:35,360 --> 00:52:40,480
that any I think if you talk
to people, I feel like most people

782
00:52:40,480 --> 00:52:46,119
were voting on one issue, one
issue. Right. If I'm pro life,

783
00:52:46,199 --> 00:52:49,599
then I'm over here. If I
didn't even think about that. If

784
00:52:49,599 --> 00:52:53,440
I'm not, I'm over here.
If I uh you know, I I

785
00:52:54,280 --> 00:53:00,519
know people who own businesses and things
like that, and uh, you know,

786
00:53:00,440 --> 00:53:05,119
there's a theory in a in America
that the more I make, the

787
00:53:05,159 --> 00:53:08,360
more I get punished, right,
the higher tax back. So when Donald

788
00:53:08,360 --> 00:53:14,119
Trump was president, he changed tax
codes for people, and a lot of

789
00:53:14,119 --> 00:53:17,079
those people say I made more money
than ever. And I know many people

790
00:53:17,119 --> 00:53:22,639
have said I like nothing, absolutely
nothing about Donald Trump. There isn't one

791
00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:28,519
thing that I can say. They
do not like that. Man, listen

792
00:53:28,559 --> 00:53:32,679
to me. You're hang on slow
down because you're not listening, You're getting

793
00:53:32,679 --> 00:53:37,119
ahead. What I'm saying is I
don't like one thing about him, but

794
00:53:37,239 --> 00:53:38,920
I made money, so therefore I'm
going to vote for him. That's what

795
00:53:38,960 --> 00:53:44,480
I'm saying. So I think we're
down to almost one issue with people because

796
00:53:44,559 --> 00:53:46,920
I and I really think that if
you talk to most people, they're going

797
00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:52,000
to be more in the middle.
But because of whatever, and Donald Trump

798
00:53:52,079 --> 00:53:57,239
did a great job in that.
I think he went to middle of the

799
00:53:57,239 --> 00:54:01,039
country and rarely the battleground states will
call it. And I've said this too

800
00:54:01,079 --> 00:54:07,119
many times on the podcast, but
as an example, he stood there and

801
00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:09,960
said in front of the CEOs of
the major car companies, moved to Mexico,

802
00:54:10,400 --> 00:54:14,400
and I'm going to put a thirty
five percent tariff on these cars.

803
00:54:15,440 --> 00:54:19,159
I don't know that Donald Trump could
do that. I think that's almost impossible

804
00:54:19,159 --> 00:54:22,480
for him to do. However he
said it. And if I worked in

805
00:54:22,559 --> 00:54:27,960
that factory and I'm a third generation
person and those jobs are being threatening to

806
00:54:28,039 --> 00:54:31,480
leave and I've already had Mike pay
cut, I finally feel like somebody standing

807
00:54:31,599 --> 00:54:36,880
up for me and has my back. What was the one that the documentary

808
00:54:36,960 --> 00:54:40,079
Roger and Me years ago by Michael
Moore? Yeah, yeah, GM was

809
00:54:40,119 --> 00:54:45,480
moving out of Michigan or yeah,
I don't remember. Yeah, But I'm

810
00:54:45,519 --> 00:54:49,360
just saying, like, to me, he was the only politician that or

811
00:54:49,800 --> 00:54:52,280
the only no other politician had done
that. Let's put it that way.

812
00:54:52,519 --> 00:54:55,119
You can call him he's not a
politician, fine, but I'm just saying,

813
00:54:55,159 --> 00:55:00,000
like, nobody hats So that's the
appeal he's it's to the person.

814
00:55:00,239 --> 00:55:04,119
He feels like they're forgotten, they're
not hurt anymore, like all this other

815
00:55:04,159 --> 00:55:07,760
stuff. And I always go,
boy, that's where I really feel like

816
00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:12,400
if people had, uh, we're
able to have a discussion, you'd find

817
00:55:12,400 --> 00:55:16,280
out that most people have issues in
common, but we're gone. We all

818
00:55:16,280 --> 00:55:20,840
have the same issue that we're paying
gas prices, a loan in inflation.

819
00:55:21,239 --> 00:55:24,679
And it's I think when he was
in office, gases prices were low,

820
00:55:24,760 --> 00:55:30,639
inflation was affects everything, whether you
want to drive an electric car or not.

821
00:55:31,519 --> 00:55:36,960
It just does, from the gas
in your car to the gas delivery

822
00:55:36,559 --> 00:55:43,039
of every yeah farm. So it's
just it's a I don't know. I

823
00:55:43,440 --> 00:55:50,320
always I don't know if that's like
the market bears whatever. It's beyond my

824
00:55:50,840 --> 00:55:52,840
comprehension. But I will say that
I know people who say I made more

825
00:55:52,880 --> 00:55:57,719
money when he was in office,
and it's always people who had upper tax

826
00:55:57,719 --> 00:56:00,920
brackets. But the idea of like
a flat tax rate a lot of people

827
00:56:00,920 --> 00:56:04,079
think would be fair thirty percent across
the board, no matter what you make,

828
00:56:04,119 --> 00:56:06,880
it's thirty percent. So it's thirty
percent of ten million for some and

829
00:56:06,920 --> 00:56:12,119
thirty percent of twenty thousand for another. And is now Canada that but that

830
00:56:12,800 --> 00:56:15,760
a lot of it's mostly the rich
people who go, I'm fine with that.

831
00:56:15,960 --> 00:56:17,480
I would be fine with that,
or even make it, you know,

832
00:56:17,599 --> 00:56:22,400
a little bit more for me.
That's fine. But these unbelievable tax

833
00:56:22,480 --> 00:56:25,000
rates where I feel like, because
I busted my ass and I did more,

834
00:56:25,320 --> 00:56:29,079
I get punished right right. And
I think Trump was one of the

835
00:56:29,079 --> 00:56:31,400
first people to go to the other
side. But when you bring it up

836
00:56:31,440 --> 00:56:37,559
in stuff conversation or podcasts or the
bar dinner, yeah, I don't.

837
00:56:37,880 --> 00:56:43,280
Why, Like, well, the
picnic I'm going to today, Yeah,

838
00:56:43,320 --> 00:56:47,960
I'm praying nothing politics comes up.
Why Cause it's just he's just kind of

839
00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:51,400
oh god, let's not go this
way, or you know, it's just

840
00:56:51,440 --> 00:56:54,199
there's other things to talk about,
because you might say, oh, it

841
00:56:54,280 --> 00:56:57,760
was amazing he you know, if
he would have turned his head, he

842
00:56:57,920 --> 00:57:00,679
just got grays. And then while
I'm a Democrat and he doesn't, there's

843
00:57:00,679 --> 00:57:04,119
always one in the crowd. If
you get twenty thirty people, yeah,

844
00:57:04,280 --> 00:57:07,519
you start talking politics, and you
know, the party just kind of divides.

845
00:57:07,840 --> 00:57:09,519
Yeah. I mean, look,
I'm not a a It was never

846
00:57:09,559 --> 00:57:14,440
a huge fan of Donald Trump,
but I would. I'm just not politics.

847
00:57:15,159 --> 00:57:17,519
That was the thing that bothered me
was when I saw people going it

848
00:57:17,559 --> 00:57:21,920
was like cheering for somebody getting injured
on the football. Right. Actually,

849
00:57:21,960 --> 00:57:23,880
I come on, I said,
here, they're the problem. That person

850
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:28,559
or people that cheer that on are
the problem. I said, that's somebody

851
00:57:28,840 --> 00:57:30,480
in the world, whether you like
him or not. That's somebody's dad,

852
00:57:30,639 --> 00:57:34,760
right, and that's somebody's husband.
Well, you heard about Tenacious D in

853
00:57:34,880 --> 00:57:39,360
Australia. No, yeah, Jack
Black's band. Yeah, it was his

854
00:57:39,440 --> 00:57:42,519
partner's birthday. I can't think of
his name. And they brought him out

855
00:57:42,519 --> 00:57:45,000
a cake saying happy birthday, and
what do you wish for? He goes

856
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:49,960
to the guy didn't miss on stage
in front of three thousand and apparently Jake

857
00:57:50,039 --> 00:57:54,199
Black. I think they got booted
and their passports revoked by Australia. They

858
00:57:54,239 --> 00:57:58,320
said, get the fuck out.
Wow, So yeah, stuff like that.

859
00:57:58,800 --> 00:58:02,039
Come on, I just it's just
port taste rights. Speaking of taste,

860
00:58:02,159 --> 00:58:05,440
that's it. I'm gonna bring in
some double dings. When's your birthday?

861
00:58:05,760 --> 00:58:08,280
Oh it's not for a long time. I miss her. Yeah,

862
00:58:08,880 --> 00:58:15,800
were already way past it. Come
on, chickens. Yeah, the what's

863
00:58:15,840 --> 00:58:22,840
the joke? I want to hear
the how did I preface it? Well?

864
00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:25,800
Dating older women? I had this
older woman, yeah, and that

865
00:58:25,920 --> 00:58:30,079
she wants to be younger for me. So she goes, you wait here

866
00:58:30,119 --> 00:58:32,239
and I'll be right back. I'm
like, all right, I'm in.

867
00:58:32,719 --> 00:58:37,400
So she took her braces on her, She took her ventures out and put

868
00:58:37,400 --> 00:58:39,360
braces on her. She comes around
the counter smiling. Now she's got braces

869
00:58:39,400 --> 00:58:44,360
on her dentures and I'm like,
I'm in, I'm in. She comes

870
00:58:44,400 --> 00:58:46,440
around, she's got pigtails in her
hair. I'm like, I'm still in.

871
00:58:46,760 --> 00:58:51,239
Things are happening downstairs. This is
exciting. She comes around the corner.

872
00:58:51,320 --> 00:58:54,239
She's got a cheerleader outfit fred Flintstone
High. I'm like, I'm still

873
00:58:54,280 --> 00:58:59,039
in. I see where you're going. I'm liking it. I'm getting excited.

874
00:58:59,719 --> 00:59:01,920
And she goes, give me a
B and I go B. Give

875
00:59:01,920 --> 00:59:05,880
me an L, I go L, give me an oh, I go

876
00:59:06,159 --> 00:59:13,239
oh. And then she stops and
she looks down at her shirt. Good,

877
00:59:13,760 --> 00:59:15,920
and this is where and right now, I'm not nervous. And she

878
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:20,920
looks up she goes, why am
I wearing this? And at that point

879
00:59:20,920 --> 00:59:23,480
I wasn't nervous. And then she
looks at me, she goes, who

880
00:59:23,559 --> 00:59:28,199
are you? And what are you
doing here? And that point I got

881
00:59:28,199 --> 00:59:30,400
a little nervous, not that I
was going to have to call nine one

882
00:59:30,480 --> 00:59:34,079
one, but that I knew I
was going to have to call one of

883
00:59:34,079 --> 00:59:42,039
her daughters in exchange. So that's
that. So you worry about a nine

884
00:59:42,079 --> 00:59:44,360
one one call with a friend.
Oh no, it's not the it's not

885
00:59:44,360 --> 00:59:47,440
the car it's when you have to
call her parents or her daughter oh yeah,

886
00:59:47,880 --> 00:59:53,360
oh yeah, and they have to
explain that was having an affair but

887
00:59:53,400 --> 00:59:58,920
didn't know they were having an affair. I've known that somebody who was that

888
00:59:58,960 --> 01:00:04,280
happened to me once. Shut up. No wait, I was working somebody.

889
01:00:04,320 --> 01:00:06,639
I wasn't dating. She just came
over my house. This is actually

890
01:00:06,639 --> 01:00:08,639
when I was living with my parents. I think I was twenty twenty one,

891
01:00:08,719 --> 01:00:12,760
twenty two, long Ridge mall.
If you remember before they ye had

892
01:00:12,800 --> 01:00:16,119
the malla, I don't. She
came over, we watched a horror movie

893
01:00:16,119 --> 01:00:22,719
and then we moved downstairs and ended
up getting it on she winking, blinking

894
01:00:22,920 --> 01:00:27,280
and nod. Do you remember that
it was a toy store. I'm totally

895
01:00:27,280 --> 01:00:30,639
out of business now, but it
was next door to Kinney's. And then

896
01:00:30,079 --> 01:00:35,239
she disappeared. She moved and somebody
told me she moved back with her husband,

897
01:00:35,760 --> 01:00:37,840
and I'm like, she was married. Well, they think I must

898
01:00:37,840 --> 01:00:42,519
have been separated. Well if they
said move back, so, I don't

899
01:00:42,519 --> 01:00:45,000
think it would move back. They
told me you were the greener grass that

900
01:00:45,159 --> 01:00:49,719
wasn't so green? I guess,
yes. How old were you? I

901
01:00:49,719 --> 01:00:54,199
think twenty? How old was she
fifty two. No, I don't remember.

902
01:00:54,639 --> 01:00:58,119
Okay, I think she was older. Go figure, but yeah,

903
01:00:58,280 --> 01:01:00,440
okay, they moved back. I
don't know. I just found out that

904
01:01:00,519 --> 01:01:04,239
she was married. But I knew
somebody who was in a relationship. Okay,

905
01:01:04,840 --> 01:01:09,480
a high executive worked a lot,
traveled all this stuff, and this

906
01:01:09,559 --> 01:01:15,679
person was also high up in their
profession. They would get together to work

907
01:01:15,719 --> 01:01:23,159
out. Young forties guy drops dead
while working out, has to call best

908
01:01:23,159 --> 01:01:31,320
friend, who's like, all right, because he knew best friend yeah,

909
01:01:31,400 --> 01:01:36,159
knew that the guy was married.
Yeah, and this person had literally no

910
01:01:36,280 --> 01:01:37,920
clue, none at all. You
know, I don't know how. I

911
01:01:37,960 --> 01:01:43,480
always wondered how could that be?
But I don't know. I never had

912
01:01:43,519 --> 01:01:45,400
a job that made me travel,
right, So I'm in them out and

913
01:01:45,440 --> 01:01:49,880
you it would be easy to do, I guess, you know. And

914
01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:52,760
at some point and the guy he
got away with it. I mean literally,

915
01:01:52,800 --> 01:01:55,280
I know people have two cell phones, or I have in the past,

916
01:01:55,360 --> 01:01:59,119
not right now. Two cell phones. See that seems like too much

917
01:01:59,159 --> 01:02:02,000
fucking work. You have one in
your glove compartment for what, Well,

918
01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:06,400
you can't if you're married, yeah, if you if you have yourself,

919
01:02:06,719 --> 01:02:09,880
don't tell me. If you're married. You've never been married. I've served

920
01:02:09,880 --> 01:02:13,320
married people. How do you think
I know they have two cell phones,

921
01:02:13,480 --> 01:02:19,119
keep one of the global departments.
You can't have a gumbadi side piece calling

922
01:02:19,119 --> 01:02:22,000
you two in the morning drunk,
come pick me up. You know I

923
01:02:22,400 --> 01:02:23,920
just left this bar. Yea,
any't happened, and you're not telling your

924
01:02:23,920 --> 01:02:30,519
wife you're leaving. Although there are
certain jobs, and this was at the

925
01:02:30,559 --> 01:02:34,760
Classic Cap one of the strippers was
dating a married guy and he would just

926
01:02:34,800 --> 01:02:39,159
tell his wife that he got an
emergency phone call for a air conditioner.

927
01:02:39,239 --> 01:02:43,239
I gotta go to work. I'm
getting time in a half. And then

928
01:02:43,519 --> 01:02:46,199
how long is the job? Probably
ten hours? Ten hours. Yeah,

929
01:02:46,320 --> 01:02:51,400
she didn't know. You shouldn't know
anything about air conditioning or heating and those

930
01:02:51,480 --> 01:02:53,239
jobs. So he would go and
run a room, sleep, and then

931
01:02:53,280 --> 01:02:55,840
he come to find out. Come
to find out, the stripper found out

932
01:02:55,920 --> 01:02:59,440
he had another girl on the side. He had two girls on the side,

933
01:02:59,440 --> 01:03:01,719
and this dude was working hard.
Yeah, I don't know whatever happened

934
01:03:01,719 --> 01:03:05,440
to him. I know a guy
that took out his four one k to

935
01:03:05,480 --> 01:03:08,840
get his girl. Fake ted said
the Classic can Oh yeah she was older,

936
01:03:09,480 --> 01:03:13,280
Okay, yeah, my buddy said, he told me this story.

937
01:03:13,320 --> 01:03:15,599
He took out some of his four
one k my buddy. That's like,

938
01:03:15,599 --> 01:03:20,679
I'm like, that's like putting fuzzy
dice on a model too for she was

939
01:03:20,719 --> 01:03:23,280
forty five. Then that was twenty
years ago. But let me go back

940
01:03:23,320 --> 01:03:28,639
to this first second. I have
to say this because I'm hearing you break

941
01:03:28,679 --> 01:03:32,039
down the affair and it just sounds
like too much work. Maybe I'm too

942
01:03:32,119 --> 01:03:37,320
old at this point in my life, but it doesn't even really sound exciting

943
01:03:37,360 --> 01:03:39,280
to me. It sounds annoying.
Do you understand what I'm saying. And

944
01:03:39,320 --> 01:03:43,679
I'm not saying it's everybody. I'm
saying, Oh I not even one person

945
01:03:43,760 --> 01:03:46,320
here, maybe one every five years
that I hear this about. I think

946
01:03:46,320 --> 01:03:52,639
there's more. Probably I hear a
really good story just heard. Yeah,

947
01:03:52,639 --> 01:04:00,400
I'm not gonna say the bar or
anything, but this this couple was out

948
01:04:00,400 --> 01:04:05,880
of town. Married couple start talking
to another couple they just met having drinks.

949
01:04:08,320 --> 01:04:11,679
Hey, you want to go back
to our house and uh swimmers?

950
01:04:12,199 --> 01:04:15,760
Yeah, okay, I'm sorry to
go on to hot tub and play cards.

951
01:04:16,079 --> 01:04:21,159
So the wife approaches the woman and
says, Hey, I'm gonna go

952
01:04:21,199 --> 01:04:27,400
down on you. While you're my
husband sucks your husband's Yes, yes,

953
01:04:27,559 --> 01:04:30,719
yes, I just heard this couple
weeks ago. Stop now, I'm serious.

954
01:04:30,800 --> 01:04:34,320
Stop Like she grabbed a purse,
yelled, Her husband goes back to

955
01:04:34,360 --> 01:04:39,920
the bar and confronts the bartender.
Why the fuck didn't you tell us that

956
01:04:39,960 --> 01:04:42,559
these people you're like, they just
came in in town two days. I

957
01:04:42,599 --> 01:04:46,599
don't even know. Oh, yell
at the bartender there, yea rightn't didn't

958
01:04:46,599 --> 01:04:49,519
you yell? It's a funny story
to go on. Not if you're the

959
01:04:49,599 --> 01:04:54,239
guy that went home with them.
You're making new friends, You're gonna have

960
01:04:55,239 --> 01:04:58,719
jacuzzi, a couple of drinks.
Yeah, I gotta tell you something.

961
01:04:58,800 --> 01:05:02,199
I don't know what it is.
I will tell this story somewhat generically because

962
01:05:02,719 --> 01:05:06,480
it always gets me too much.
Great, Yeah, that doesn't get me

963
01:05:06,559 --> 01:05:10,840
in trouble, but it gets me
in my personal life, and I have

964
01:05:11,039 --> 01:05:13,639
enough shit in my personal life at
the moment. No, it's it's a

965
01:05:13,679 --> 01:05:16,119
good It's a story. I always
think, because I was molested as a

966
01:05:16,239 --> 01:05:23,079
child, that I have a spidy
sense. I used to do a joke

967
01:05:23,159 --> 01:05:25,920
on stage that would be your radar
kind of thing. Yeah, but I

968
01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:28,880
used to do a joke on stage
just to kind of I go, you

969
01:05:28,920 --> 01:05:30,320
know, I was molested as a
kid, but here's one of the benefits.

970
01:05:30,679 --> 01:05:33,000
I know, seven different ways to
get out of a ticket that you

971
01:05:33,119 --> 01:05:40,840
don't yahretty good, but the uh
yeah, I spit on that thing.

972
01:05:41,239 --> 01:05:47,239
Yeah. So I remember when I
was married, we would we became what

973
01:05:47,559 --> 01:05:53,599
felt like too fast of friends.
Well another couple, okay, too quick,

974
01:05:54,320 --> 01:06:00,800
and these people had money and influence, let's put it that way.

975
01:06:00,480 --> 01:06:09,119
And I remember once, uh,
feeling very uncomfortable, like I just I

976
01:06:09,239 --> 01:06:12,239
got this thing. I go this, this is something fucked up here.

977
01:06:12,880 --> 01:06:16,239
And I would say that to my
wife at the time, and uh,

978
01:06:17,360 --> 01:06:20,519
I think she just she liked them, she liked them as and didn't see

979
01:06:20,559 --> 01:06:25,360
this and didn't agree with me.
So I was like, maybe I'm wrong,

980
01:06:25,559 --> 01:06:29,760
right, maybe I'm being to whatever. Wind up over their house,

981
01:06:29,960 --> 01:06:31,599
all our kids are there. They
have some game room in the basement,

982
01:06:31,760 --> 01:06:35,280
and I'm kind of down there,
and all of a sudden like slow dance

983
01:06:35,360 --> 01:06:42,000
and breaks out in the kitchen between
the other couple and I'm I'm being chided

984
01:06:42,119 --> 01:06:45,840
for not sort of doing this because
I go, there's fucking there's there's full

985
01:06:46,480 --> 01:06:49,559
full on three alarmed, fucking fire
bells going off in my head. I

986
01:06:49,639 --> 01:06:54,719
go, this is fucked up.
There's something wrong. I know it.

987
01:06:54,960 --> 01:06:59,880
I can feel it. I can
feel it, my spider third it's coming

988
01:07:00,159 --> 01:07:04,639
and coming around the horn. I
feel it. But I also know,

989
01:07:04,880 --> 01:07:10,559
like I would be anybody and and
this isn't just it was pretty much me.

990
01:07:11,440 --> 01:07:14,719
It's me. I would always be
in relationships, call I you're this,

991
01:07:15,039 --> 01:07:16,639
You're that, you have too many
sayings. I'd be like, I

992
01:07:16,679 --> 01:07:20,079
don't want to burn calories. Well
you when you're saying you know that kind

993
01:07:20,119 --> 01:07:24,199
of shit. I like, I
would always get this ship. So I

994
01:07:24,320 --> 01:07:28,519
figured, all right, well maybe
maybe I'm wrong, but I can tell

995
01:07:28,559 --> 01:07:32,360
you this. I'm usually not okay. I'm usually not when it comes to

996
01:07:32,480 --> 01:07:38,159
this ship, and I always been
kind of right. So I go downstairs.

997
01:07:38,559 --> 01:07:41,920
I'm downstairs with the kids, and
I like the other guy keeps come

998
01:07:42,480 --> 01:07:44,800
checking and back upstairs checking it.
And all of a sudden, out of

999
01:07:44,880 --> 01:07:47,360
nowhere comes my wife's we're out of
here. And I don't to this day,

1000
01:07:47,360 --> 01:07:50,039
I don't exactly know what happened.
I just know she was not happy,

1001
01:07:50,880 --> 01:07:58,000
and and uh, basically it was
basically it was something along the lines

1002
01:07:58,079 --> 01:08:00,480
like, I don't need to hear
I told you, so I got my

1003
01:08:00,559 --> 01:08:02,400
answer. I kind of knew,
but I was like, fuck, man,

1004
01:08:02,480 --> 01:08:05,880
this is and I wonder if she
gave her a kiss and I maybe

1005
01:08:05,960 --> 01:08:10,599
touched on appropriately A baby could have
been. I have no idea. All

1006
01:08:10,639 --> 01:08:13,800
I know is that it was like, I mean out, she was out

1007
01:08:13,960 --> 01:08:15,399
to get the kids. I'll be
in the car. It's like, kids

1008
01:08:15,439 --> 01:08:18,560
are over, That's what I'm saying. Like everybody was there, but I

1009
01:08:18,680 --> 01:08:21,680
still was getting these weird fucking vibes. What do you do? But the

1010
01:08:21,760 --> 01:08:26,119
kids in the bed and I was
playing. I was playing video games with

1011
01:08:26,199 --> 01:08:29,520
our kids downstairs. So I don't
know what it was like this thing yeah,

1012
01:08:30,199 --> 01:08:33,720
hold still, it was like over
and over. I I just those

1013
01:08:33,840 --> 01:08:38,000
kind of things are very strange.
But I haven't heard about the guy who

1014
01:08:38,079 --> 01:08:44,359
wants to do the guy. Yeah, and there's some women that like that,

1015
01:08:45,279 --> 01:08:47,560
like to watch that, and I
haven't seen it in a long time.

1016
01:08:47,640 --> 01:08:48,479
That's what what? What? What? What? What? What?

1017
01:08:48,520 --> 01:08:54,439
What? I haven't seen what a
woman that wanted to watch her husband do

1018
01:08:54,560 --> 01:08:57,039
that? Yeah? Yeah, or
talked about it in a long time.

1019
01:08:57,239 --> 01:08:59,680
Well, Blue Room Days, I
heard that there were a couple of swingers

1020
01:08:59,720 --> 01:09:02,079
at man. Yeah, yeah,
that I did anything with him? Yeah,

1021
01:09:02,680 --> 01:09:05,920
would you have? I wouldn't do
anything as a no no, no,

1022
01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:10,800
no no, as a younger man. Your bartender. Here he comes.

1023
01:09:10,880 --> 01:09:15,279
Hey, it's happy Doug. Hey, girl just came into Forest hillden

1024
01:09:17,479 --> 01:09:23,199
knew me from Blue Room. Yeah
and there so, but I said,

1025
01:09:23,319 --> 01:09:25,479
you know what, I'm sorry,
I don't remember you. But I was

1026
01:09:25,600 --> 01:09:29,279
drinking every night there. Yeah,
it was just a booze fest. But

1027
01:09:29,439 --> 01:09:31,920
did you ever go home with swingers? Would you have got home with swingers?

1028
01:09:32,319 --> 01:09:33,960
If I didn't have to do anything
with the guy it was me?

1029
01:09:34,520 --> 01:09:41,039
Yes, yeah, probably Listen,
yeah, sure, why not? It's

1030
01:09:41,079 --> 01:09:45,279
a circus. Why not you live
once? I mean I always think like,

1031
01:09:45,439 --> 01:09:47,800
no matter what you did, all
the guilt, all the ship,

1032
01:09:47,960 --> 01:09:51,119
all the stuff, all I lived
once. Yeah, but especially now when

1033
01:09:51,159 --> 01:09:56,720
you're older or more mature. Okay
that is yes, light just changed it.

1034
01:09:56,880 --> 01:10:00,079
But I would say that all the
stuff, all the ship, that

1035
01:10:00,159 --> 01:10:04,319
you ever sweated, all that stuff, that guilt, it's all it means.

1036
01:10:04,399 --> 01:10:06,520
Nothing goes out the windows some point, well, no, it just

1037
01:10:06,840 --> 01:10:10,960
it means nothing. No matter what
anybody said about you, whatever, any

1038
01:10:11,119 --> 01:10:15,159
it just literally means absolutely nothing.
We put the meaning to it. There

1039
01:10:15,279 --> 01:10:18,319
is no meaning to life. It's
whatever meaning you apply to it. And

1040
01:10:18,439 --> 01:10:23,000
even the situation. And that's where
I always go so like you're gonna ask

1041
01:10:23,119 --> 01:10:27,079
God for forgiveness because you feel so
guilty, Just put it down if you

1042
01:10:27,119 --> 01:10:31,439
want to do anything. And what
Danny's big uh who is usually is here

1043
01:10:31,880 --> 01:10:35,279
coming lights week? He we used
to call him Christian Dan. He's a

1044
01:10:35,399 --> 01:10:39,439
very church going guy. And let
go let God then let go, Let

1045
01:10:39,640 --> 01:10:41,760
fucking go, let it go.
You did it was in a movie.

1046
01:10:41,800 --> 01:10:44,920
The best thing about being Catholic is
you can go to Yes, You're forgiven

1047
01:10:44,960 --> 01:10:46,760
every Sunday and year. Beck On
the that's it, beck On the race.

1048
01:10:46,880 --> 01:10:49,479
Hey, that's that's the way it
is. All right, Well did

1049
01:10:49,560 --> 01:10:51,920
I tell you this joke? This
is an old joke. I went to

1050
01:10:53,039 --> 01:10:56,399
confession last week? Yeah really yeah? Well I said, forgive me Father,

1051
01:10:56,520 --> 01:10:59,079
for I send him fifty four years
old. I've been banging this girl.

1052
01:10:59,199 --> 01:11:00,880
She's twenty five years old. Father, she's amazing. She brought over

1053
01:11:00,920 --> 01:11:03,760
her other girlfriend, she's twenty four
years old. He fucked It's like me

1054
01:11:03,840 --> 01:11:08,720
all night long as unbelievad best sex
ever had. He goes do four our

1055
01:11:08,800 --> 01:11:11,279
fathers and three al Marris and go, father, I'm not Catholic. He

1056
01:11:11,319 --> 01:11:13,520
goes, You're not. I go
fuck No, he goes, why are

1057
01:11:13,560 --> 01:11:21,119
you telling me? I go,
father, I'm telling everybody. I got

1058
01:11:21,239 --> 01:11:26,000
to think priests have I mean,
if they could write a book, Some

1059
01:11:26,199 --> 01:11:30,279
priests somewhere has to have written a
book of the confessions they heard. That's

1060
01:11:30,319 --> 01:11:32,479
like being in the mob. No. I understand, but couldn't you change

1061
01:11:32,560 --> 01:11:36,359
the name. Nobody knows the name. Write the confessions that you've write,

1062
01:11:36,399 --> 01:11:41,359
the confessions you've heard you have had
to hear almost I think she wanted to

1063
01:11:41,359 --> 01:11:44,880
become a priest. Well, everything
from like you know, I stole a

1064
01:11:45,000 --> 01:11:50,039
pack of gum to I I sat
day. Yeah exactly, that's a big

1065
01:11:51,119 --> 01:12:01,880
It's from to Jesus Doug what we're
gonna cough that out? I don't know

1066
01:12:01,920 --> 01:12:04,560
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at Plates in Shakes, Jojo Bistro
and Winebar is the perfect neighborhood hangout,

1082
01:13:05,119 --> 01:13:11,199
warm, inviting and with a really
big menu. And did you know they

1083
01:13:11,239 --> 01:13:14,600
have two locations, the village of
Pittsford, which has been open for twenty

1084
01:13:14,680 --> 01:13:17,199
one years, and just a couple
of years ago they opened one in the

1085
01:13:17,319 --> 01:13:20,880
village of Webster. Great place for
happy hour or dinner with the fam.

1086
01:13:21,279 --> 01:13:59,000
Reservations recommended. Visit their website restaurant
jojo dot com. There's an Auty coloring

1087
01:13:59,039 --> 01:14:01,079
book coming soon. Has he coloring? Well, I'd just say, like,

1088
01:14:01,199 --> 01:14:05,760
you know, the Satanic magic or
whatever the fuck that you did back

1089
01:14:05,880 --> 01:14:10,239
the day biting heads on. Now
there's a coloring book for rosy. Really,

1090
01:14:10,520 --> 01:14:15,199
yes, And I think people like
that kind of art stuff, right,

1091
01:14:15,520 --> 01:14:19,600
you do your spongy finger painting and
then this and but it is,

1092
01:14:19,720 --> 01:14:23,840
it's like an adult coloring book.
And I think Tony Iomi's coming out.

1093
01:14:24,199 --> 01:14:27,880
He was the bass player in Black
Sabbath. I think he's coming out with

1094
01:14:27,960 --> 01:14:31,319
a colone. Okay, smell like
a sweaty old man. There you go.

1095
01:14:31,800 --> 01:14:36,680
My father years ago was that long
Ridge mall as Elvis when the Elvis

1096
01:14:36,800 --> 01:14:41,800
cologne came out and wait, there
was an Elvis cologne for all the King's

1097
01:14:41,920 --> 01:14:45,319
men. No ship, Yeah,
he probably has them somewhere. I bet

1098
01:14:45,399 --> 01:14:48,840
you. I got to look at
an eBay, right now, go ahead.

1099
01:14:48,920 --> 01:14:53,079
I just want to see what the
price of all the King's men because

1100
01:14:53,239 --> 01:14:57,479
Elvis thinking they're not making is it
still in a box or anything? Or

1101
01:14:57,520 --> 01:15:00,039
did you you know you're dead worried? Oh he put it out of the

1102
01:15:00,119 --> 01:15:08,000
tours bathing in it. That's right. Come on, David, he's on

1103
01:15:08,119 --> 01:15:11,479
the edge of it. See before
the Party of the day, was he

1104
01:15:11,560 --> 01:15:15,319
gonna say so? Apparently he was. I remember this correctly. One lady

1105
01:15:15,479 --> 01:15:20,319
had a scarf that he'd thrown into
the audience and had they took the perspiration

1106
01:15:20,439 --> 01:15:25,479
off of Elvis and formed it into
this. Oh really, yeah, that's

1107
01:15:25,520 --> 01:15:28,239
how the story goes. That's how
the story goes. Okay, so you

1108
01:15:28,319 --> 01:15:30,479
believe that, great still, who
cares? You know what, if you

1109
01:15:30,640 --> 01:15:38,039
believe it, maybe it happens.
Maybe Elizabeth Taylor had diamonds, you know,

1110
01:15:38,880 --> 01:15:41,880
Jennifer Garden, that Jennifer Garden.
What was it called again, Elvis

1111
01:15:42,279 --> 01:15:46,039
all the kingsmen, for all the
kingsmen, called Elvis or Elvis cologne for

1112
01:15:46,239 --> 01:15:53,640
all the King's men. No boo, old spice. They smell this,

1113
01:15:53,840 --> 01:15:56,920
you do, Yeah, come hug
my dad today. He'll wear it for

1114
01:15:57,039 --> 01:16:00,720
you. I'm sure I did.
I'm curious. Things are bad. As

1115
01:16:00,760 --> 01:16:02,880
a kid, He'll just go all
over, you know, let's see all

1116
01:16:02,920 --> 01:16:05,800
the kings men, how you doing? Okay, so Elvis, Presley Colone,

1117
01:16:05,840 --> 01:16:13,079
all the King's men from nineteen ninety
one, they have here forty bucks.

1118
01:16:13,960 --> 01:16:16,159
They still have it. Yeah,
really, yeah, somebody had it.

1119
01:16:16,439 --> 01:16:19,239
It will look like the cologne.
But they're saying it's a blue bottle.

1120
01:16:19,279 --> 01:16:24,479
I think it's a blue uh here
now okay here twelve seventy four.

1121
01:16:24,880 --> 01:16:27,920
I thought this would have value.
I guess I'm wrong. Yeah, that's

1122
01:16:27,960 --> 01:16:30,119
why I'm not a d any of
that shit. I don't know anything.

1123
01:16:30,399 --> 01:16:34,279
The Bill Moraine cologne. Yeah,
yeah, coast that's all. That's all

1124
01:16:34,319 --> 01:16:38,680
I use, is all. Yeah, here's the easy I'm a dove man.

1125
01:16:38,840 --> 01:16:42,399
Here's this easy top song that I
was. I always thought they sold

1126
01:16:42,439 --> 01:16:46,199
out to the record company on a
little bit. This is uh and I

1127
01:16:46,239 --> 01:16:50,000
don't know that it was a big
hit on I think top forty, but

1128
01:16:50,159 --> 01:16:53,479
not with their fans. I don't
think. Do you remember this one?

1129
01:16:53,520 --> 01:16:56,800
Oh yeah, rough boy, yes, yeah, yes, this was after

1130
01:16:56,840 --> 01:17:01,720
Eliminator. It was what was that
eighties ballad? Yeah? Style rock that

1131
01:17:01,800 --> 01:17:05,399
would say the best one was and
I agree, Home Sweet Home by Mitley

1132
01:17:05,479 --> 01:17:09,000
Cruel that could be. But I
remember this one. This was the video

1133
01:17:09,119 --> 01:17:13,000
that they were going into space.
Yeah, this is where they sold out.

1134
01:17:13,560 --> 01:17:15,880
Well, I don't know. I
always thought it was more rock band,

1135
01:17:15,960 --> 01:17:18,000
has a baillot down there, I'm
going to sell them, right,

1136
01:17:18,640 --> 01:17:21,560
except for maybe I just would have
never thought it was easy Top would do

1137
01:17:21,600 --> 01:17:26,520
one right, And but then when
I thought about it, I always thought

1138
01:17:26,760 --> 01:17:30,640
it wasn't a sellout, which by
definition what I'm about to say would probably

1139
01:17:30,720 --> 01:17:34,720
be a sellout. But the record
company's probably gonna we need another one,

1140
01:17:35,119 --> 01:17:40,199
and I go. But they kept
it so true to them, right,

1141
01:17:40,359 --> 01:17:44,159
like this is a blues saw if
you listen to it and listen to the

1142
01:17:44,399 --> 01:17:47,159
Yeah, they did it a little
bit more of a Top forty hit,

1143
01:17:47,439 --> 01:18:01,640
but this was a hit. Yeah, you're going to go there touring one's

1144
01:18:01,680 --> 01:18:06,439
zz Top again. Who is Leonard
Skinnard? I think, Oh yeah,

1145
01:18:06,640 --> 01:18:11,199
I wouldn't be surprised at all.
Yeah, I'm sure they're all doing that.

1146
01:18:12,319 --> 01:18:15,119
Doug has gonna be spending the afternoon
with his old man. How much

1147
01:18:15,159 --> 01:18:21,880
I always seem curious because we look
at Back to the Future, the movie

1148
01:18:23,840 --> 01:18:28,640
fifties to eighty thirty years is what
we're talking, right, We've gone thirty

1149
01:18:28,720 --> 01:18:32,800
years ninety four to now thirty years, thirty fucking years, thirty years.

1150
01:18:32,880 --> 01:18:36,920
Yes, but it doesn't feel like
the world changed as much. And yet

1151
01:18:36,960 --> 01:18:43,319
it did technologically and everything else.
Yes, but why like the music style

1152
01:18:43,439 --> 01:18:46,079
doesn't seem to have changed as I
think it changes every ten years for whatever

1153
01:18:46,119 --> 01:18:49,039
reason. Okay, it doesn't seem
to as much. I'm trying to think

1154
01:18:49,079 --> 01:18:55,399
of language stuff because I may it
a different thing. I don't hear please,

1155
01:18:55,479 --> 01:18:59,199
thank you, and you're welcome anymore. But you're in your bubble.

1156
01:18:59,319 --> 01:19:04,279
You're in your bubble. I told
you about. Just sign up as an

1157
01:19:04,319 --> 01:19:09,359
Uber driver for one week. Go
get your eyes open. Stop it.

1158
01:19:09,840 --> 01:19:13,680
Okay, my god, I know. Okay, Oh yes, ma'am,

1159
01:19:13,880 --> 01:19:15,960
thank you sir. None of that
stuff. I wouldn't say no, but

1160
01:19:16,199 --> 01:19:19,680
yeah, it's limited. It's limited. How about even as a bartender?

1161
01:19:20,439 --> 01:19:26,920
Where you bartend is usually I'm gonna
say more, it's funny this week I

1162
01:19:26,920 --> 01:19:28,479
may have a beer and I said, let me have a beer? What

1163
01:19:29,439 --> 01:19:30,479
he said, let me have a
beer? Let me have a beer?

1164
01:19:30,560 --> 01:19:34,880
What? Yeah? Is there a
pleasing that's cute? Did you know what.

1165
01:19:35,319 --> 01:19:39,680
Yeah, okay, I don't know
him well but enough that I can

1166
01:19:39,720 --> 01:19:42,239
bus his ball to that. Yeah
yeah, yeah yeah. The first thing

1167
01:19:42,279 --> 01:19:45,720
I do when I go in the
bar is I have cash out where it

1168
01:19:45,760 --> 01:19:50,159
could be seen, and I have
a Jenny Ly and get my friend here

1169
01:19:50,359 --> 01:19:54,960
a Guinness And what is your name? Dere Lisa? Okay, Lisa?

1170
01:19:55,000 --> 01:19:57,439
I just want to know because I
don't want to say ma'am or yes or

1171
01:19:57,479 --> 01:19:59,840
anything all night long. I'm probably
gonna forget it, but thank you very

1172
01:19:59,880 --> 01:20:03,680
much? Is this the best I
was gonna say to you? What you

1173
01:20:03,840 --> 01:20:09,119
just said? Is that the best
bar etiquette? Would you appreciate that?

1174
01:20:09,199 --> 01:20:13,199
As a bartender if someone came in
and said, people ask my name because

1175
01:20:13,239 --> 01:20:15,960
usually I get a joke in or
something, yeah, but me, are

1176
01:20:15,000 --> 01:20:16,800
you anyways? And then I go, you don't know who I am?

1177
01:20:17,159 --> 01:20:20,399
Right? No, I go,
I'm the hipshaking, money making tire power

1178
01:20:20,439 --> 01:20:23,279
man in the hour twenty four to
seven, the when your mother wonder you

1179
01:20:23,279 --> 01:20:26,840
about dougie motherfucking fresh? What I
go? No? Actually, I go,

1180
01:20:27,000 --> 01:20:29,439
I shake their handle my knee.
I give a name is Douglas.

1181
01:20:29,560 --> 01:20:30,479
People call me Doug. And then
I pointed at the end of the bar

1182
01:20:30,600 --> 01:20:33,760
to strangers. I go. My
friends call me Dougie, I said,

1183
01:20:33,800 --> 01:20:36,079
some people call me by my Muslim
name. They go, what say I

1184
01:20:36,159 --> 01:20:40,720
go hasn't been laid. But seriously, there was a gin and tonic and

1185
01:20:40,800 --> 01:20:43,239
a Vacca soda with the lime.
Yeah. What you want, I'm asking

1186
01:20:43,279 --> 01:20:46,119
you, is what would be the
best bar etiquette. We're really in what

1187
01:20:46,199 --> 01:20:49,479
I would call around here drinking season. People are out more, a little

1188
01:20:49,560 --> 01:20:55,039
looser. There's sometimes the bars are
crowded. People can get frustrated. What

1189
01:20:55,640 --> 01:21:00,159
cash is king? Cash is kick
cashus king before you go out, hit

1190
01:21:00,159 --> 01:21:03,640
an a, have an ATM,
cash and the air, make eye contact

1191
01:21:04,199 --> 01:21:10,199
cash right here? Well, you
know the millennial generation whatever you call it.

1192
01:21:11,119 --> 01:21:14,439
With a credit card on beer,
you want to keep it open,

1193
01:21:14,520 --> 01:21:16,000
No, close me out, okay, And you got to put it in.

1194
01:21:16,079 --> 01:21:18,800
Then you gotta authorize and then you
gotta print that take it back,

1195
01:21:18,840 --> 01:21:23,279
make sure they do not right one
beer, quick and easy. Well it's

1196
01:21:23,319 --> 01:21:26,359
not quick and easy because then you
have other people and it's just down the

1197
01:21:26,439 --> 01:21:29,520
line, and it's just the way
we are. People don't carry a lot

1198
01:21:29,560 --> 01:21:31,880
of cash anymore. But if you're
not buy a lot of if you're not

1199
01:21:31,920 --> 01:21:35,960
going to bring a lot of cash. And you don't do one beer?

1200
01:21:39,119 --> 01:21:42,399
Well, no, because I don't
like to tell people that they should only

1201
01:21:42,520 --> 01:21:44,399
you know, one beer is refreshing. And if you have to wait a

1202
01:21:44,439 --> 01:21:46,439
half hour for their one beer,
that's fine. Know what I'm saying is

1203
01:21:46,479 --> 01:21:50,359
if I were came with a card, you might be better off saying leave

1204
01:21:50,359 --> 01:21:54,279
it open, leave it open,
leave it open, even if you just

1205
01:21:54,840 --> 01:21:59,560
if it ends up. And here's
another thing that's new. Are you keeping

1206
01:21:59,640 --> 01:22:00,600
that card? I'm getting back.
I'm gonna give it back to you.

1207
01:22:01,000 --> 01:22:05,319
So if you leave, Hey,
we're leaving, they can just cash you

1208
01:22:05,439 --> 01:22:11,000
out. And there's signs that say
if you leave without cashing out, there's

1209
01:22:11,000 --> 01:22:15,199
a twenty percent cratuity at it.
Okay, but cash is king. Try

1210
01:22:15,239 --> 01:22:18,039
not to be rude. I hate
h Hey, Doug, Doug, what

1211
01:22:18,640 --> 01:22:24,680
she needs a beer? I know
that I'm gonna. I'm making my way

1212
01:22:25,039 --> 01:22:29,600
and it's you. And that's usually
people that know me or Dona. Yes

1213
01:22:29,720 --> 01:22:31,840
I do, God, don't snap. Why do you. I don't come

1214
01:22:31,880 --> 01:22:34,359
to your job and tell you what
to do. Hey, they need it

1215
01:22:34,439 --> 01:22:38,840
over in printing. Hey, they
needed an accounting. You're you're smart enough

1216
01:22:38,880 --> 01:22:41,560
and I'm over fifty years old.
You see, I'm making my way.

1217
01:22:42,039 --> 01:22:45,119
Hey, Hey, I need Hey, I'm down here. I'm working my

1218
01:22:45,199 --> 01:22:46,960
way to you, sir. I'm
coming this way. I'm not on my

1219
01:22:47,079 --> 01:22:50,760
phone. I'm coming your way,
sir. I'm gonna take care of them,

1220
01:22:51,039 --> 01:22:56,119
and then I'm gonna get you.
I don't use offensive words. I

1221
01:22:57,319 --> 01:23:00,760
am right now. Stam being called
and asked whole plenty of times. I

1222
01:23:00,840 --> 01:23:02,920
really don't give a show. But
I'm trying to go as fast and quickly,

1223
01:23:03,119 --> 01:23:06,439
and i've been I've had complaints.
If you're three deep at a bar,

1224
01:23:06,960 --> 01:23:10,680
yes, what can I get you? How you doing tonight? What

1225
01:23:10,800 --> 01:23:15,239
can I do? What do you
gotta I'm moving on. Yeah, if

1226
01:23:15,279 --> 01:23:17,840
you don't recognize it, and a
patron, I pointed, and when I

1227
01:23:18,399 --> 01:23:21,199
three keep pointing right at you.
Yeah, but we're making contact. But

1228
01:23:21,279 --> 01:23:25,880
if we're three deep and you know
your order, know your order before you

1229
01:23:25,960 --> 01:23:30,279
get in there, here's your whole
order, I think you need to do

1230
01:23:30,479 --> 01:23:32,920
and I'm not kidding, just to
see how it would do. Do a

1231
01:23:33,000 --> 01:23:38,840
YouTube video where you're talking into your
phone about best practices at a bar.

1232
01:23:39,199 --> 01:23:43,439
And I know it sounds silly,
but I really think that people aren't thinking

1233
01:23:43,560 --> 01:23:45,760
like you go out with another couple, Hey, what do you want?

1234
01:23:45,760 --> 01:23:47,800
What do you want? You go
to a popular place because it's got energy.

1235
01:23:48,359 --> 01:23:53,119
We like being there. It's summertime. Our summers here are on the

1236
01:23:53,159 --> 01:23:55,840
shorter side, right, We don't. And we have a lot of great

1237
01:23:55,840 --> 01:23:59,079
spots. Whiskey River down on the
river. It's a beautiful spot there,

1238
01:23:59,199 --> 01:24:02,640
California, rolling California. My kids
said to me when we were Sinjammers Domini's

1239
01:24:02,640 --> 01:24:08,239
where we were at the along that
strip there he goes, he goes,

1240
01:24:08,279 --> 01:24:10,640
you know what I don't get.
I'm like what he goes. Here we

1241
01:24:10,720 --> 01:24:14,199
are sitting here, we're overlooking all
these boats. He goes that most of

1242
01:24:14,239 --> 01:24:16,079
the people here at this restaurant I
can't afford. He goes, it's kind

1243
01:24:16,119 --> 01:24:19,039
of like sitting at a Ferrari shop. They put a restaurant up top and

1244
01:24:19,079 --> 01:24:21,199
go, hey, folks, look
at all the cars. You'll never buy.

1245
01:24:21,600 --> 01:24:25,119
You know. He's the same thing
with the boats. But it's a

1246
01:24:25,159 --> 01:24:29,479
beautiful setting. But I think doing
a bar etiquette video, and I mean

1247
01:24:29,560 --> 01:24:32,199
that for all ages, or a
series of them, where you talk about

1248
01:24:32,359 --> 01:24:35,359
just like you're saying, crowded bar, here's what you do. Make sure

1249
01:24:35,399 --> 01:24:39,680
you know your order, try to
keep you know, a smile on your

1250
01:24:39,680 --> 01:24:42,920
face always helps, you know,
cash up that sort of. I think

1251
01:24:42,960 --> 01:24:45,199
those are great tips. And I'm
a regular patron in the bar, but

1252
01:24:45,800 --> 01:24:49,039
you know, I kind of can
the bars I'll go to I've been going

1253
01:24:49,079 --> 01:24:50,800
so long. I'll seek up to
the side and go, yeah, we'll

1254
01:24:50,840 --> 01:24:54,199
get you. Yeah, that sort
of thing. But I think that's a

1255
01:24:54,279 --> 01:24:57,399
great I think they're great tips because
I got to think, well, I

1256
01:24:57,439 --> 01:24:59,880
think I'm a little different, and
I hear things back. I mean,

1257
01:25:00,079 --> 01:25:02,239
like, what do you mean a
little different? A little more like when

1258
01:25:02,279 --> 01:25:05,800
we're busy, I will announce.
I will go right to one end of

1259
01:25:05,840 --> 01:25:09,279
the bar or other. Okay,
coming around the horn. What do we

1260
01:25:09,359 --> 01:25:12,680
need? How we set and I'm
pointing and looking. You need something?

1261
01:25:12,680 --> 01:25:15,199
You're good, you're good, and
then I'll move down. Oh no,

1262
01:25:15,279 --> 01:25:17,840
I need this, So you're not
good. What do you need? So

1263
01:25:18,840 --> 01:25:21,720
so hopefully no when the next time
I come down, yes, they're not

1264
01:25:21,800 --> 01:25:26,199
good. This is what I need. And then you have the customer.

1265
01:25:26,199 --> 01:25:29,760
I need a Jackie Captain coke,
I need two Jenny lights. Here you

1266
01:25:29,840 --> 01:25:31,239
go, and then you walk away. Oh I need a line for this

1267
01:25:31,800 --> 01:25:34,600
dickhead, fucking say that. When
I'm there, let's get this order all

1268
01:25:34,680 --> 01:25:38,560
done. Boom, I can move
on boom boom boom, because everybody wants

1269
01:25:38,560 --> 01:25:40,800
to get served, everybody wants to
drink, and I'm trying to help you

1270
01:25:40,840 --> 01:25:44,319
as fast as i can. So
help me, like Jerry maguire, help

1271
01:25:44,359 --> 01:25:46,920
me help you. Okay, yeah, I think it's a great idea.

1272
01:25:46,960 --> 01:25:49,840
I need Jenny Jenny or Jenny light. I need a blue blue or blue

1273
01:25:49,920 --> 01:25:54,119
light. Yeah right, okay,
because you bring a blue Oh no,

1274
01:25:54,199 --> 01:25:56,520
I meant blue light. I met
blue light. You didn't say blue light.

1275
01:25:58,239 --> 01:26:00,600
So there's a lot going on,
you know what. Over Mcconnray's.

1276
01:26:00,640 --> 01:26:01,800
You see them. They're there are
two three deep some Friday nights. Oh

1277
01:26:01,920 --> 01:26:04,920
yeah, yeah, yeah, I
don't it though, right, You order

1278
01:26:04,960 --> 01:26:08,399
from a waitress and just wait your
time. I just stand over to the

1279
01:26:08,479 --> 01:26:14,319
corner and they know what I want
to fucking spoiled coffin. Baby, Yes,

1280
01:26:14,800 --> 01:26:16,920
yes, I will admit that here. I live in a bubble.

1281
01:26:17,000 --> 01:26:19,920
I got it. I understand.
Okay, that's okay. Another tip,

1282
01:26:20,319 --> 01:26:24,920
if it's busy and you and you
drink Jenny light or you drink molten and

1283
01:26:24,960 --> 01:26:30,000
you drink blue light. Order two. Great idea because that first one,

1284
01:26:30,159 --> 01:26:33,720
especially if you just get to a
bar, you're ready to drink refreshing.

1285
01:26:33,800 --> 01:26:36,680
But I'm gonna need one. That
one went fast. Now you're in line

1286
01:26:36,720 --> 01:26:41,199
again. Order two. Keep my
tab open, give me two boom.

1287
01:26:42,000 --> 01:26:46,159
Then you're going to relax with your
second one and you're then you're chilling and

1288
01:26:46,279 --> 01:26:49,479
this is just me and you can
tell me to jump out of way whatever.

1289
01:26:50,159 --> 01:26:53,960
My point is that, oh,
there's always somebody that that will be

1290
01:26:54,039 --> 01:26:56,439
out there and saying no, you're
absolutely wrong. This is the way you

1291
01:26:56,520 --> 01:27:00,560
do it. This is a customer
service. Yeah it's notustomer service. Oh,

1292
01:27:00,720 --> 01:27:03,960
just being a little more stern and
direct with customers. But at the

1293
01:27:04,039 --> 01:27:10,119
same time, and then I have
had complaints, what's wrong with Dougie.

1294
01:27:10,159 --> 01:27:13,159
He's not joking And I'm like,
I'm too deep at the bar. I

1295
01:27:13,159 --> 01:27:15,600
don't have time for my jokes when
it's just me and you are a few

1296
01:27:15,640 --> 01:27:19,640
people and I can chat here and
then what right? Then some people get

1297
01:27:19,680 --> 01:27:25,920
offended that I'm not funny because I'm
working hard. But yeah, there's a

1298
01:27:26,039 --> 01:27:30,199
time and place and everything. I
feel like I could burst that laughing right

1299
01:27:30,279 --> 01:27:34,399
now, go ahead, not only
because I agree with you wholeheartedly, and

1300
01:27:34,520 --> 01:27:40,479
I think you should do Doug's bar
tips or something. I think that's honest

1301
01:27:40,560 --> 01:27:44,159
to God. Because there was a
girl I worked with. She was at

1302
01:27:44,199 --> 01:27:46,239
a different barber. She said it
was so busy she almost walked out.

1303
01:27:46,239 --> 01:27:49,600
She wanted to quit, and four
people are yelling at her and hey,

1304
01:27:49,720 --> 01:27:53,439
yes, one at a time,
Yes, don't And I had to say,

1305
01:27:53,479 --> 01:27:59,439
this is we yeah for an order, one person talk. I don't

1306
01:27:59,479 --> 01:28:01,840
need both. Yeah, because I
don't want to screw it up. Let's

1307
01:28:01,880 --> 01:28:04,399
get your order right and then we'll
move on. And he's like, honey,

1308
01:28:04,439 --> 01:28:06,840
I told you just let him go. No, I'm talking to you.

1309
01:28:06,920 --> 01:28:11,199
Okay, that's this, that's this, and I'm reading it back and

1310
01:28:11,279 --> 01:28:13,680
I'm not trying to be a dick. Is there a way to I'm not

1311
01:28:13,760 --> 01:28:15,439
trying to be a dick. I'm
like, I just want to make sure

1312
01:28:15,439 --> 01:28:16,600
it's absolutely right. All right?
Here is this it, here's this,

1313
01:28:16,760 --> 01:28:20,439
Okay, boom, here's the problem. Would you like? Sometimes you're a

1314
01:28:20,520 --> 01:28:25,199
guy? Oh, by the way, the customer is always right. That

1315
01:28:25,359 --> 01:28:28,680
ended in nineteen eighty eight. It's
done. You're a guy. And I

1316
01:28:28,760 --> 01:28:31,000
think that and yeah, you're I
don't have big tips. You're a thick

1317
01:28:31,079 --> 01:28:33,840
dude. No no, no,
no, no woman or no guys,

1318
01:28:34,720 --> 01:28:38,479
women get more patient. I'm sorry. Go ahead, Bill, What are

1319
01:28:38,560 --> 01:28:43,000
you talking about over here? Why
are you getting heated up because you're hot?

1320
01:28:43,239 --> 01:28:45,760
Because you get I can see where
I got you. I don't know

1321
01:28:45,880 --> 01:28:49,359
that there's a nice I don't know
that there's a nice way to handle someone

1322
01:28:49,399 --> 01:28:56,840
at a bar, honestly, like
you gotta cut if in order for them

1323
01:28:57,119 --> 01:29:00,960
when it's really crowded to hear you, you almost have to be pretty stern.

1324
01:29:01,159 --> 01:29:04,039
And I think that majority of people
go, I get it. They

1325
01:29:04,159 --> 01:29:06,039
got look at this, right,
I get it. Tough to hear.

1326
01:29:06,079 --> 01:29:10,199
Hey, thanks, thanks, I
appreciate it. Right now, somebody got

1327
01:29:10,239 --> 01:29:13,479
mad this weekend because I gave him
a plastic shotglass instead of a class class.

1328
01:29:13,920 --> 01:29:15,359
Yeah, and he said something to
the other bartender, can I have

1329
01:29:15,399 --> 01:29:17,960
a glass class? You know?
Here you go now it's plastic, gets

1330
01:29:18,000 --> 01:29:21,479
busy, you start bumping, shit, starts getting break, then you start

1331
01:29:21,520 --> 01:29:28,079
clean up class. Now everybody's waiting
another five minutes. You can't man,

1332
01:29:28,239 --> 01:29:30,359
And I thought you left the I
thought you led the life of Riley.

1333
01:29:30,600 --> 01:29:33,399
My god, I mean there's there. I mean back in the blue room.

1334
01:29:33,720 --> 01:29:38,319
I mean, yeah, you're spraying
girls when you're younger. Now you're

1335
01:29:38,359 --> 01:29:40,960
older, you're not going home with
everybody in the bar. You're trying to,

1336
01:29:41,399 --> 01:29:43,800
you know, make you're there to
give them, right, they were

1337
01:29:43,880 --> 01:29:46,640
giving them an experience. I think
that the biggest thing. And I think

1338
01:29:46,920 --> 01:29:50,600
when when uh, trust me,
there's a lot of nights I go in,

1339
01:29:50,720 --> 01:29:54,479
it's showtime, and when it's it's
fun and the laughs are going and

1340
01:29:54,560 --> 01:29:58,359
everything's going right fantastic, and when
it's not, it's a shitty day.

1341
01:29:58,800 --> 01:30:00,359
You can't wait to go home.
I've been struggling with this show, and

1342
01:30:00,840 --> 01:30:06,359
I'm I'm afraid it's gonna be one
of these series I will have regretted watching.

1343
01:30:08,119 --> 01:30:12,640
Oh now this show the No the
Bear, Oh the Bear. You

1344
01:30:12,720 --> 01:30:15,159
know. Oddly enough, somebody was
just talking about they want to like it,

1345
01:30:15,439 --> 01:30:18,079
yes, and they're like, you
got to give it a little more.

1346
01:30:19,880 --> 01:30:23,800
I'm into like season two of it, and I chip away once in

1347
01:30:23,840 --> 01:30:28,199
a while. But in this one, they're trying to open a restaurant and

1348
01:30:28,319 --> 01:30:31,520
he sends his cousin to work at
like in a really high end place,

1349
01:30:32,279 --> 01:30:38,880
and he's kind of like, but
they're down to the way the napkins folded.

1350
01:30:39,279 --> 01:30:45,000
They know they their whole job is
to give you an experience, right,

1351
01:30:45,199 --> 01:30:47,479
And the way you're talking, it
almost sounds I wanted to make sure

1352
01:30:47,600 --> 01:30:54,760
everybody's getting the same experience the drink
in a timely fashion, comfortable. Right,

1353
01:30:54,880 --> 01:30:57,800
these are But if you follow these
things, it's going to help you.

1354
01:30:58,039 --> 01:31:00,960
Not at Doug's Bar and every bar
you go to in America or around

1355
01:31:01,000 --> 01:31:05,079
the world. Probably I'm thinking,
you know, it's it's just it's a

1356
01:31:05,199 --> 01:31:10,319
nicer way way to be. But
there is something this whole restaurant. It's

1357
01:31:10,399 --> 01:31:15,760
interesting because I who doesn't love when
they walk into a place the person knows

1358
01:31:15,800 --> 01:31:20,439
their name and knows what they drink. I'm terrible with names, and I've

1359
01:31:20,439 --> 01:31:24,640
written it down in front of them, and I've apologized to people that I

1360
01:31:24,680 --> 01:31:27,680
haven't seen in eight months. I'm
like, I'm I can remember her husband's

1361
01:31:27,760 --> 01:31:30,600
name when this happened last summer within
a piss five months. Anyways, his

1362
01:31:30,720 --> 01:31:32,920
name is Doug. I didn't forget
that. I'm like, I'm sorry,

1363
01:31:33,000 --> 01:31:35,479
what is your name again? As
she told me, and I hadn't seen

1364
01:31:35,479 --> 01:31:41,319
her since the last party of July
but some people like, do you know

1365
01:31:41,399 --> 01:31:44,279
that person's da? I just ask. I'm like, I'm terribly sorry.

1366
01:31:44,319 --> 01:31:46,159
It's a terrible habit. I can't
remember. But do you ever want to

1367
01:31:46,199 --> 01:31:49,039
know? But do you ever have
a drink you see someone walking in and

1368
01:31:49,119 --> 01:31:51,800
before they sit it down? Yes? Yeah, and only for the people

1369
01:31:51,880 --> 01:31:56,600
that I yes, but I know
they're not going to change. That's what

1370
01:31:56,720 --> 01:32:00,199
you love. That's what you love. And then today you're going to spend

1371
01:32:00,279 --> 01:32:01,800
time with your dad and some of
his buddies, right, yeah, eighty

1372
01:32:01,880 --> 01:32:05,199
years old, Mike speck score.
My dad's turning eighty in January. Your

1373
01:32:05,279 --> 01:32:09,880
dad is yeah, we'll probably have
him on the show. Here are you

1374
01:32:09,920 --> 01:32:11,760
gonna? Are you to do a
party for your dad? I don't know.

1375
01:32:12,239 --> 01:32:15,840
Uh, well, we'll have something. Well he do well? I

1376
01:32:15,960 --> 01:32:18,319
think, uh oh gosh, can
we please? I want to go watch

1377
01:32:18,399 --> 01:32:21,720
him do? Elvis's doing it today? Is he? Yeah? Bringing up?

1378
01:32:21,880 --> 01:32:25,680
I can't. I can't go watch, but I'm sure he's gonna sing.

1379
01:32:25,920 --> 01:32:28,520
Well, he was gonna bring his
karaoke machine. This was the whole

1380
01:32:28,560 --> 01:32:34,159
thing with his name is Mike Speccory
is what Sharon? And We're gonna do

1381
01:32:34,159 --> 01:32:39,680
a little trivia of sixties to seventies
Western shows, okay, And then my

1382
01:32:39,760 --> 01:32:44,479
dad was gonna bring his karaoke machine. Then her niece or nephew is gonna

1383
01:32:44,520 --> 01:32:46,640
do it, and then her granddaughters, and I'm like, yeah, I

1384
01:32:46,840 --> 01:32:51,479
like, sure, I'll just bring
my laptop and my WiFi I'll have That's

1385
01:32:51,640 --> 01:32:58,960
that's so good. I'm learning that
it's not just my parents, it's everybody's

1386
01:32:59,000 --> 01:33:02,079
parents. Once you start going age, they forget they got stuff going on.

1387
01:33:02,600 --> 01:33:05,920
You know. I was telling my
mom today that she's forgetful. But

1388
01:33:06,000 --> 01:33:10,439
I'm like, you only you got
us a couple of kids in your TV

1389
01:33:10,560 --> 01:33:17,520
shows and you start worrying about about
dementia what they can't remember. But then

1390
01:33:17,520 --> 01:33:20,520
I'm like, you don't have a
lot going in your world that you should

1391
01:33:20,520 --> 01:33:25,520
be forgetting. But then then they
almost makes you worry more. It's funny

1392
01:33:25,640 --> 01:33:28,399
that, well, it's not funny, but I told my dad this.

1393
01:33:28,800 --> 01:33:32,039
A friend, my stepsister's father,
passed away last week and years ago.

1394
01:33:32,119 --> 01:33:39,199
He was a boter and his father
and their friend and his son I grew

1395
01:33:39,279 --> 01:33:42,239
up with. So I got his
number. I called him up on speakerphone

1396
01:33:42,680 --> 01:33:45,279
and he goes, oh, this
must have been a butt dial I'm sure

1397
01:33:45,319 --> 01:33:47,640
there's a joke going, joke coming. I'm like, no, Lee,

1398
01:33:47,880 --> 01:33:51,840
how are you hello? I go, leads Doug Hello, I go,

1399
01:33:54,800 --> 01:33:56,960
and I go, this is like
talking to my father. He goes,

1400
01:33:57,000 --> 01:33:58,880
Okay, well, you know,
I hope you got a laugh, and

1401
01:33:58,920 --> 01:34:01,479
he hangs up on me. Call
him back. Oh it must be important.

1402
01:34:01,520 --> 01:34:03,399
I go, can you hear me? Oh, jesus, I got

1403
01:34:03,439 --> 01:34:05,520
a new phone I don't know how
to work, and I'm telling my dad

1404
01:34:05,640 --> 01:34:09,319
this yesterday. Yeah. So he
finally gets me on speaker for I go,

1405
01:34:09,399 --> 01:34:11,560
can you hear me? He goes, yes, what's going on?

1406
01:34:11,760 --> 01:34:15,439
I go, Bill died. He
goes, oh my god, I go,

1407
01:34:15,640 --> 01:34:16,800
I just want to call let you
know, use very thankful, but

1408
01:34:18,159 --> 01:34:23,079
technology with older people? Yeah,
parents, grandparents? Right, you think

1409
01:34:23,119 --> 01:34:25,800
you're your parents are the only ones, and it's it's every parent. No,

1410
01:34:25,880 --> 01:34:28,600
it's every prair. Yeah. Yeah, I got my fourteen year old

1411
01:34:28,680 --> 01:34:30,319
kid making fun of me already.
Right. Yeah, well this is a

1412
01:34:30,399 --> 01:34:33,079
joke that I've I don't think i've
used, or maybe I used a finger

1413
01:34:33,159 --> 01:34:38,600
leg say my mother. Terrible technology. She goes, these cell phones aren't

1414
01:34:38,640 --> 01:34:42,039
made for older women. I go, Mom, they are. I'm banging

1415
01:34:42,159 --> 01:34:45,800
older women than you that use their
cell phone. Mom, they send me

1416
01:34:45,960 --> 01:34:48,920
pictures of their boobs. Granted their
knees are in the picture, but still

1417
01:34:49,000 --> 01:34:55,199
they're still trying. So the technology
is out there. You know, it's

1418
01:34:55,279 --> 01:35:00,279
funny as you're saying this, because
you almost have to realign yourself. A

1419
01:35:00,359 --> 01:35:05,840
lot of people your age make parents
aging they need to, and they're becoming

1420
01:35:06,000 --> 01:35:10,840
like empty nesters on their own.
But you're caught in the middle, and

1421
01:35:11,640 --> 01:35:15,720
you think you can relax, and
now all of a sudden you can't,

1422
01:35:15,880 --> 01:35:16,920
right right, because well, like
I told you, I went over my

1423
01:35:17,000 --> 01:35:19,000
day's house and he's trying to get
that rug down. I'm like, why

1424
01:35:19,039 --> 01:35:21,800
the fuck are you calling to me? You're in your gold you think,

1425
01:35:24,399 --> 01:35:27,800
right, they're in their golden you're
eighty and seventy seven. I think my

1426
01:35:27,840 --> 01:35:30,479
stepmother's would be seventy eight. And
they're in primarily good health. Yes,

1427
01:35:30,680 --> 01:35:33,079
you know, they walk a little
slower, they look a little side.

1428
01:35:33,399 --> 01:35:36,920
They can still drive it around,
they still get it on every blue moon.

1429
01:35:38,000 --> 01:35:40,640
I guess you know, brown chicken
brown out. Yeah, I know

1430
01:35:40,720 --> 01:35:44,199
that's why around that. But anyway, No, that's the thing, like

1431
01:35:44,760 --> 01:35:46,920
I think I'm gonna have my fourteen
year old God, I can't even talk.

1432
01:35:48,720 --> 01:35:53,159
Excuse me a second, go ahead, Oh yeah, yeah, I

1433
01:35:53,279 --> 01:35:55,479
was gonna have my fourteen year old
son living with me, and I go,

1434
01:35:55,600 --> 01:35:57,840
boy, this is gonna be a
whole different world. Oh, you

1435
01:35:58,039 --> 01:36:01,000
have to be organized as hell for
your own stuff, his stuff, all

1436
01:36:01,079 --> 01:36:04,079
that. You gotta re sharpen those
skills. It, Almo, sounds like

1437
01:36:04,159 --> 01:36:08,239
you're doing the same thing on the
other side. You know. One of

1438
01:36:08,279 --> 01:36:11,880
the jokes I do is that they
tell you about the Terrible twos in your

1439
01:36:11,920 --> 01:36:14,239
teenage years. Yeah, you're like, oh my god, that sounds horrible.

1440
01:36:14,319 --> 01:36:16,640
Wait till your parents is seventy five, because that's when the real Michael

1441
01:36:16,680 --> 01:36:20,319
Myers horror story started. I mean
the Terrible twos. You didn't go to

1442
01:36:20,359 --> 01:36:23,960
bed at seventh thirty. Wait until
they're calling you at four o'clock in the

1443
01:36:24,000 --> 01:36:26,640
morning. They can't figure out the
TV remote and you got to get over

1444
01:36:26,680 --> 01:36:33,359
there because they got But it's good
to be bad. You get to see

1445
01:36:33,399 --> 01:36:40,000
you. I'm glad that you're doing
some Dougie Fresh work this afternoon. Very

1446
01:36:40,159 --> 01:36:44,720
loving of you. Yeah, I
think that's awesome for doug I'm Bill Moran.

1447
01:36:44,880 --> 01:37:00,199
We'll see you tomorrow. Didn't know
what to do. I'm trying. No