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What what am I hold on?
I'm gonna get this. I'm gonna want

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to read the service. Hello,
ladies and gentlemen walking to the Bible Show.

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I cannot believe we're gonna have to
have a median after because you're totally

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unprepared. Right you said you were
John Denver Denver? No, you did

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not. I'm like, how can
you say that? I'm Nevada Bob Novada

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Ball not John Denver, John Denver. And also you need to know about

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maybe you can do this this time. What's coming off August twenty August twentieth

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is the Hall of Fame game getting
getting getting Ladder. No, that's why

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you're not gonna be on the show
now because you're so uninformed. You don't

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even prepare for this stuff. What's
coming up? Oh? The Award Show

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that's right, the Word show and
who is sponsoring it? Yeah? I

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can't think right now. BS three
changing the way you watched Daniel Awards Show

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seven o'clock Sunday on the twentieth.
Then the guy that created such a great,

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great entertainment center for everyone, Like
I said, sports culture, spiritual

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stuff, you want it? You
got it? Vs? Three Cheager way

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you watch TV fourth Annual. Maybe
next year they'll let you. You know.

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I even think this year I could
read that gold suit. I might

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be able to pick it up.
I never know. I don't want to

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go to B Street. I might
be a surprise. Yes, solutely,

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you'll be arrested. I'll tell you
right now. They'll be in cons with

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the gold jacket over your head.
Okay, that's what the hell would happened.

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Oh my god. Yeah, I
have to remind you audience again.

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You know promo shorts with my friend
Michael. If you get thiemes on we

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have MoOx car Cigars and Bowland Pennsylvania. We have Derail Dispillery in Boldland,

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Pennsylvania. Absolute zero plug. Great
musicians. There's another woman. I listened

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to Pamela Parker. Pam Parker,
Yeah, Pamela Parker, Bebby Parker.

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Never heard Bebby? Yeah, but
I was thinking about Bonnie Bonnie and Bonnie

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Parker. You know Bonnie Parker,
Yeah, from Bonnie and Klein. Yeah.

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Yeah, she doesn't sing anymore.
Oh, she doesn't sing any voice,

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her voice, her arm, her
leg from her So that's okay,

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Yeah, she doesn't sing anymore.
It's h Pammela Parker. Yeah, if

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you go to YouTube, check her
out her song Believe. I really like

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that. Believe that's a good one. I co wrote it with great Yeah,

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just like just like Pizza Joe's is
the best pizza Newcass. Okay,

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that's what I believe that. Okay, Okay, I really that's right.

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And then check out my brother Michael
Padula play on Instagram. They'll also have

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some other promos on TikTok that you
could look at again. He makes everything

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from scratch, unlike Pizza Joe's because
he buys the show, right, Yeah,

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he buys it from what's his name, freaking hogsty. Yeah, there

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you go, goodbye from one another. Right, and that's why it tasted.

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That's when there's not good pizza,
they're going to tell you. Guys

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working together Augustinea and a Pizza Joe. Yeah, Pizza Joe's somemon ew.

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So listen, when you get a
chance that you and gentlemen do me a

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favorite, prove me wrong. Go
to Pizza Joe's in Newcastle, Pennsylvania.

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He has what fifty thousand places you
can get pizza Pizza Joe's. Man,

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he's doing something good. Yeah,
and and uh, well I again,

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you're gonna have to taste the free
selling. And the other guy is freak

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Augustine. I thought he went on
a business he's a local guys. No,

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but I mean he's yeah, I
know he's Crazy's what you said,

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he's local boss saying it PUSI bots. But wait, is he still busy?

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He still makes he's still a business
man. I didn't know that.

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I don't feel that is something burned
out? Was it this pizza factory?

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Pizza factory burned out? But he
relocated by the Penroy then he do something

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a P and C park. Yeah, he's got a pizza place in there.

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That's that's why they lose. The
players eat the pizza and they lose

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the pirates. They don't have enough
sauce. That's pizza. That's why the

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sauce. I don't even want to
get into that. Mister. H that

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a bomb. They eat too many
progess, too many gosh, yeah,

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and they choked on them. Sold
the other night again they lost the nextra

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innings. It was for garlic gets
in there anyway. So so you said

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you duve into some type of comedy
now and because again my producer told me,

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don't do any jokes. Yeah,
you're the new guy, maybe so

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you you do have some jokes.
So because I have, I have a

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joke, I'll tell you about.
There's a city slicker from the Upper New

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York. He decided he wanted to
go duck hunting. So sure enough,

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he loaded up his shotgun, his
pickup truck and took off the Upper State,

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New New York the duck hut.
Sure enough, he saw his duck

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shot that dock flew out of the
air, landed on a farmer's barn,

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and slid down the roof. So
he went to go pick his duck out,

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and next thing you know, big
guy with bibs on. The farmer

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says, hey, what are you
doing on my property? He says,

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well, going over there and get
that duck. I shot that dock.

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That's my dock. He says,
you don't know nothing about property. He

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says, that duck's on my land. It's my duck. And he said,

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but whool, we're gonna fight this
out. Uh, We're gonna fight

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this out country stock in that city
stick. He says, O, Whw's

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that? He says, We'll take
turns kicking each other in the growing mm

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oh, my god, you guy
says he said in the first skinner,

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and there he The farmer says,
I'll tell you what I go first,

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So he kicks the city slicker right
and crowing. So the slicker rolls down,

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falls down naturally. Fifteen twenty minutes
go by, finally get something insist.

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That farmer says, Okay, it's
my turn. And the farmer says,

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yeah, you know what, you
can keep the duck. Wow,

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that's the joke. That's the joke. You can keep duck. You could

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keep the duck. Man, I
got one more for you want to hear,

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Well, we're gonna do one more
episode. So ye all that maybe

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lazy? You know what? It
felt like, You guys were just kicked

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in the mid susion. But that
joke, Who in the hell wrote that

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joke for you? You? No, you did not write that joke.

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No, maybe you did, because
right now, get to know you about

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about the only thing you got going
for yourself is seventy accurate as far as

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picking games. Yes, that's right, you got it wrong. You're zero

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for one with pizza jokes, zero
for two with Frank the August State and

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a joke. Ladies and gentlemen,
thanks for watching The Padula Show. We

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are consumable nonsense. Over one hundred
and sixty episodes. Skitz Parody's podcast Podcams,

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silly jokes, a lot of promos
for other people that are going great

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in the business Bige piece, and
one more episode with who Had All?

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And you have something going on?
Professional power picks Professor's Power. Oh that's

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in September, right, okay,
and your coast is John Denver. No,

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all right, we got a guy