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time you used Ask does it even work? I'm gonna go ask jeeves dot
com? See where it goes? Desk man is still living? Asked as
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two so far. Hey, it does have a Halloween one, but we've
got an Instagram. Wait really Yeah, well, how many followers you got?
Ass dot com? It's got three thousand and four post January twentieth,
it was Elton John the Elton John Show website. Let me look up.
I feel like maybe it's down or something. As dot com was originally known
as ask G's had a little butler. Great, Oh yeah, the body
coach? Cool? What Boco, Bad Bunny? Monico? What about it?
That's what we should use? Okay, cool? But for what,
asked Jeeves? Yeah, okay, way to not pay attention to the thing
we're doing it attention. You were looking at ask jeeves dot com what happened
to it? And then we were talking about before you started the podcast about
bad Bunny and who hurt that man? And I told you another song.
So there you go. I'm doing three things at one May and my game
pass descriptions about the ence you're going to renew it? God, you don't
need it for Fortnite. Huh you don't need it for Fortnite? I thought
you do know. Fortnite's the one game you don't need it for. Oh
so something about to cancel that? You know what I'm saying, am I?
I don't tell me, babe? Why you yawning again, Yachny,
you're yawning. I mean, well, Eric, let's get on track of
toping enough topics. Yes, because I have a topic that i'd like to
bring up today. Actually, we did play those playoffs love breakup songs.
No, I'm not even validating this because all of Me is a break up.
It's a breakup. He wrote it for Chrissy Tige it, but it's
about it's also a breakup because like, I'm giving all of me to you,
and then it's like you think about it and you're broken up. Then
it's like I gave all of myself to you. It's about currently giving all
of him now he did give. It's also it can be it's a double
double. It's a literally it's the love song, not the breakup. So
I'm also mad we didn't put John Legend as one of our breakers. All
of them are love songs. There's one ary Girl in the world that's a
that's a breakup song, ordinary people. Give me the green Light, give
me the green a thousand the remix that means I can go go out and
meet other boys and girls and get the green light. Yeah. No,
it's more of a Oh we're gonna start a relationship again, Eric, you
gave me the green light, or you gave me the green light to go
date other people that you broke up with me. How you gotta go with
these negative perspectives on these sounds like a negative song. All of me sounds
like a negative modern day Marvin Day. Yeah good, I was worried you're
gonna judge me for that. You're like, no, he's not, like
I mean pretty much. Let's get it on. Oh that's a breakup song.
Well, who's the other a Barry White? Verry White? We need
who's a modern day Berry White? Oh? I don't think there is one?
Tank? Maybe who Tank? You don't know. I don't know who
Tank Tank, Google Tank. I've got Google Tank, and I'm gonna get
artists R and B artist Tank music Tank. I don't know who this.
This guy is late toine genuine is one hit though, Pony He's got But
yeah, that's the only song. Everyone knows it. It's Pony. What
about Cisco? Cisco's voice is too high? Is that a breakup song?
Let me see the boody go. I bet you people are also the same
thought process. I do that all of me can also be considered not a
breakup song. Hurts you to that song in fourteen fifteen? Who's that with
that at that time? I don't you remember? M M. They're still
breaking my heart today. Don't go breaking my heart. That's a breakup song.
That's a preempted breakup songempty. I know you're gonna do it, but
don't will Yeah, sorry, I think it's a breakup song. All right,
it's okay. Speaking of songs, let's talk about because we're gonna hang
out on Saturday public. It's great. Yeah, what are you gonna dress
up as for Halloween? Angry man? Do we need to look up Halloween
costumes for you? That'd be fun, see which ones you would want.
You're wasting money in all these Halloween costumes, you know that, right.
You can't say you wasted it when you returned both of them the day after
the party. Even I got the money checked. Oh you lost like ten
bucks because they had some restocking fee. Oh well, but we're gonna go
to a website and you're gonna tell me would you wear this costume? Or
now? Should we look up go immediately to the sexy styles for Halloween because
this is a category. Yes, all right, would you wear? No,
said, it's already it. Would you wear? Uh? Let's say
man men Zeus costumes, belly be sticking out, Men's Big Bad Wolf,
Big bad Wolf, not bad okay, King of the Jungle Lion. What
is wearing it's it's just like a one top leotard with cause Studio disco men's
costume. Yes, okay, Oh, sexy priests men cross in front of
my hoodie wheezing is always the best in this God, I know you all
love it. Dude, Oh done fit daddy, or you could be what
sexy football coach? No? But literally this out for this costume and we're
looking at Halloween costumes dot com is the outfit rudy wearers in fifty first dates.
Oh, brother, brother, that's right, yeah, Frodos sunbathing sailor
Holy booty shorts. Those are some short shorts. I want you to see
all my hairy legs. I mean, just shave them. No, Andrew,
Okay, what about playboy smoking? What about the dream Dream Dream Accord?
I don't remember. Think you want to be the dream Accordon? Oh
the guy that I went into the big sizes that's good? Oh oh wait,
I have to tell Oh no, we don't have the audio. We
don't never have foes. That's fine. Uh So when I was buying the
costume for this weekend with Mora, yeah, the they had a video for
the costume and the guy was like, Hi, I'm Kyle. I'm in
this costume. I'm not going to reveal what it is, and I'm having
a great time. I'm six foot five, two hundred and eighty pounds and
I'm doing great. The hell a video was nice because it tells you,
like, oh that guy, like if you are the exact dimensions, you're
great. Yeah, but no sexy man hatter here? But no, no,
why not'd be fun? No? What do you want to be for
Halloween? I left alone? I mean we can make that a costume?
Left alone? Oh stone cold costume? You want to go bald? Someone
should be bachelor party. You're not even looking man? No, because that
Oh that's a good Yeah, exactly, that's a good one. That's what
I'm telling you. You're not even looking that you could pull that one off.
Shaved my head though, bald cap it did you U? Plus size?
Nowt is that what you did? What? What did you say?
Kiss? No? Way? Oh my god? There's an empty hammer.
Can't touch this pop star? No, not empty hammer, can't touch this
pop star? Is the god? Oh Eric, Eric, do we find
your costume? No? That does not fit daddy, Thank god? That
one? I mean stone cold. I feel like you need to bring that
one for your bachelor party. Am I still going to that? Oh?
No, we don't want to. We don't support him. Why not?
He's a bad guy? Okay, and esus, it's so what this looks
like that guy where too? Plus costumes? They got the plus? Nope?
Nope, okay, nope, that's it's literally a pair underworld hood.
You save that for your holiday treats. Corn on the Cob twenty twenty three
costumes. I love how you think you're so funny. I am funny.
That is funny, though that most people this week you told me. I'm
now you're feeling goose gassed up because we were telling you the funny. Oh
here you go a grid, eh, I'm not that big dollars the same
price, though, you might as well just buy that. This is Sasquatch.
There's your costume. I'm never wearing a onesie again. By the way,
that jont felt really ton costume is a onesie, and I'm worried because
smost to be eighty degrees on Saturday? Is it really as of right now?
But it's like thirty degrees in the night in the morning, so it's
like, what the hell is going on? Global woman? You know what
I'm saying. You give me a little leaguer. Oh why haven't you done
this before? Nach you'd be great with that. No one would realize,
I'm never everyone would know who you were. They wouldn't watch I gets is
yorder here? Yeah, but she's in her office. Go get your call
down there, she'll come off FaceTime. Er hold on the logo so she
doesn't see it. She's gonna see it, homie. No, no,
no, no, don't show me the logo. She's not that young.
Home. Where's her phone number? She's seen Nacho Libre? She hasn't.
Yuh huh, No one has seen that. Her friend of the podcast promotion
call in her viewed FaceTime. Hopefully, she answers. Put the audio of
the phone. I will hold hol on, sir. She's gotta answer first.
We got that costume to be crush. Just what's a crush from finding
nemo? Oh? Oh, there's a macho men costume. You can do
that? Hell, hey, are you busy? I mean yeah, but
I can show you. Do you know who that person is on the screen,
told you hoodie exactly who he wants me to wear that for Halloween?
Does that look like I would wear a not your libre costume. That doesn't
look like thank you, it's just fancy outfit. Okay, I love you,
er, thank you, thank you, order bye. I think you
should do this. Nobody knows who is man like. They even took the
wig off and wearing normally. It's just normalware. Is you think there's one
outfit one piece or this is two things? It's got to be two things.
Do you think this under that? Definitely one thing? All right?
We got that doctor Evil would be fun. Your should do that one.
Here he'll be many me. Oh Eric, he looks exactly like beast.
You can breathe in that thing. Oh it's got out? Oh oh look
how much you can make it open? Oho? What does it say?
Well? Which one the cheaper one of the old expensive god? But just
take the head piece off and you're transformed beast. Oh, here you go,
here's the cheap l cheap ottal one right here painting your face instead,
how do the Disney logo there? And the partnered with Disney like Party City
lost all the licensing. Then it went to Spirit Halloween. Then I think
Disney was like, just do it the online Halloween Costumes dot Com, all
right, so you'll figure out your Halloween costume this weekend. But we also
talked about our Fortnite dub Yes because we won Fortnite. Yes, we did
for the first time ever together. I need to applaug that first time ever
me. Thank you for playing with Max. That kid does not shut up.
I love my son to death. And when you and two, when
you're playing with us and we're doing trios, he does not stop talking.
Did you not realize it? Honey? Honey, honey, wait, go
honey, And like it's hilarious. Moore had a meeting when we're playing Fortnite,
and they're like, what's that noise? Evenmore, it was like,
it's just my beyance playing with playing video games with his friend's kid. That's
friend his friend's kid. I was playing too. I knocked them for you
guys to get the dumb You know that I got the last kill. What
are you talking about? I had him. I already had one of them
and they literally popped out of the bush. This guy didn't see me and
pop with a sniper rifle in his face. No scope, by the way,
so that's also my first no scope with snaper rifle. How'd you know,
Scoop. But then it was like, I don't have any other gun.
I had a broom. I was like, I can't do anything with
that. Well, that was the best listening to you and Max about your
brooms. Honey, what you going honey here? I got a record Max,
because it is the the funniest thing in the world. The kid does
not shut up. And also too when when we when it's that last game.
You didn't realize this, but he took the joy cons and put him
into the one controller so you could have the as it got serious, serious,
bro, he got real legit. I was like, what is this
kid doing? The top ten? I switched over what I can see?
Who you can put? I can see the circle and getting any smaller.
I gotta get in this section. But thank you very much. Max really
did love it. And and if you ever want to play again, you
know you left out on Fortnite. Got good music in that game. Yeah,
dude, Like literally, I feel like kid LaRoy has got his new
songs are in there. There's kid LaRoy songs. All kinds of artists have
been on that. Yeah. And I'm like, what those as the motes?
But you can't buy them. I'm like, the motes should just be
Bible at any time of the year. But aren't they Bible in the bundles?
I don't know, right, I think that's how it works. I
don't know. He spent two thousand V bucks on that Goku set you for
Christmas V bucks from Max and you no, you use the skins, baby
boy. You had skins on your characters. But I didn't buy them.
I've earned all of them from the stars. I didn't buy ah Soca.
I earned that. I had to the Michigan together. I found out you
lied to me. You have to have the battle pass to get a Soca.
Yeah, I told you that. Yes, he was free. Yeah,
through the battle path. Oh yeah, you never have the battle Path.
It is funny how you and Max talk about the locations in Fortnite,
like it's like, oh yeah, it's the park down the street. Like
it's like, oh, me talking to my dad, like oh yeah,
on Acredale Road, you know where that's about. Sloppy seconds, sloppy swamp,
slappy, slappy, slappy whatever you're talking about, slappy fields. And
then there's Mega City. Then there's the three p o I Manchion and uh
Frenzy Fields. Frenzy Fields, that's where we like to low and then slappy
stations where we like to lay in a lot. And yeah, I teach
him. I'm trying to teach them how to be, how to figure out
how new geography. He can't tell the world map, but he put the
Fortnite map in front of him. That's actually an interesting thing. That's a
good quiz. It's a quiz a ten year old of like, would they
know a country's but continents over the areas in Fortnite? Yeah, yeah,
that'd be that'd be interesting. We quiz Max next time we play Oh God,
Max, where is America? Africa? Afgot? Daddy, says Toto.
That's all I know. I hate that song. You love it,
but that does lead us too. Yes, some connection. Eric didn't play
the song where's my song? At? What song? The ope? The
song for misconnections? Now you established that last week. I forgot his Gognam
style. Oh, you get the people? What the people want? Gungham
style. Don't we have it somewhere? Yeah? I played it through the
How did I find that last time? Okay, well maybe next week Eric
will figure it out because he's by the computer that plays it. It's legit
in front of him. Yeah, but he's not gonna play. We can
hear it now. We don't need to hear it. We know what it
sounds like. Yeah, get the people that. We'll get out of that
one first, because you know that's gonna f up something. You know why
you're in this? Who's that? Jesus? What is that? Instagram?
Yeah? Man, no Instagram? A sigh. Oh, I can't even
spell. My head hurts so much. There I went to hook though.
Oh my god, sweetheart, I mean you should, I mean, give
me what going right here? Line? It's a miss connection. Guess what
the guy about? Baby? This is your creation. It's a misconnections miss
stop. It's because I watched something else now I did with him, lads,
and yeah it's funny. Yeah, yeah, so that's why style.
There you go enjoy that. Now it'side for some misconnections. We're gonna read
some real misconnections. You can go to Washington, DC, dot Craigslist,
dot org, slash whatever it is after that. These are people in the
DMV looking for love, but in all the wrong places. You know what
I'm saying, just like me. Well, if you suck with the AI
dating app, maybe you would have found Hey, tinders, let me f
with your matches. So I can't wait. And I have ten that I
have to pay to see look at, So don't pay to see them.
It's that worth? Is it worth? It is love? How much is
it is it increased based on the person I don't know? On a dating
as It's like fourteen dollars a week to just see those ten people. Yeah,
let's start with our first misconnection. Baby got back? Oh like who
he does? Forty year old blackmail here just had his say something about an
older woman who's thick in the right places. I saw you in the safeway,
but you were leaving. You look to be about five to nine,
five to ten. Your big butt really caught my attention, especially in the
yoga shorts you were wearing. You might never see this, but any woman
who fits a profile will work just five for me. But you gotta come
in the yoga pant. Fun fact about that safeway and only it sells wine
and beer. And that's why Byby got back in Montgomery County. There's not
a lot of places that don't. That are not a lot of uh what
do they call it? Grocery stores that sell wine and them interesting r Next
one, Eric, you have it eye so dark bearded by in search of
oh, in search of dark bearded by Washington Bye white male, ah,
bye white male forty seven beard type looking for mysterious dudes who want to kickback,
relax and release twenty plus us? Now what is plus plus me means
they're smoking and they dabbing, dabbin, dabbin, you know the dab where
you dab the the uh, the oil or whatever. And then what that
is? Then what that they do too? As well? I do edibles,
But there's also dabbing, which is like another thing or maybe they're doing.
Now what's for for twenty plus plus plus? Yeah? Plus plus plus?
What about four? Twenty minus means? Oh? I don't know.
Next one, Tank met you at the Halloween Fest party and gave you my
number, but either misspoke, you mishurt, or you entered it incorrectly In
your phone. That's before the text to pick you said never came through.
Would still like to get together? You told me you're gonna send me a
photo out of your costume. Tell me the type of cell phone you had
just gotten? An iPhone? Probably is what it is? Cell phone?
All right? Eric, you have this one. Love to eat falls church.
I'm looking for some chocolate cakes to eat. Mmm, we taped that
exactly? What what w white mail? Oh white male? Here, look
for blackmail. Let's meet and eat and get filled. Cake cake? You
got some cakes in the next one. We can get away. Bye couple.
Miss you're looking for a bye couple, open minded and willing to explore.
I'm a guy, clean and getting a place over the weekend to get
together. Reach out? Yes? Can I have asked a question because you're
in a serious, committed relationship. Yes? Would you ever add a third?
No? Never? I'm good, We're good, baby. What do
you think you're able to add the third? Good for them? It's weird,
right, I see that. It's like I feel like you have to
say boundaries. Yeah. Well, it's weird because it tendth you pick but
not both. All right, once for them, once for me, Good
night. Well that was a that was a good chose. All you have
this one. You you think you're funny upstairs? Save that. If you
don't know what is, don't look it up. Don't anyone to remember the
couple? Uh off Summerfield? What is summer They lived in Summerfield or Summerfield?
Who would have the impromptu parties over their garage? They used to post
it in casual encounters and the parties were so fun. Any chance they're still
out there? What's casual encounters? Is another it's another sex site? Right?
No, that's in here on Craigslist. Let's see. Are you sure?
I just had the I thought that was a sex site. No,
it's in here community or it was on here. Oh maybe I think that's
what miss connections used to be. Okay, I think casual encounters was another
sex site. All right, well we'll just look it up. Casual encounters.
I don't know. Yeah, it's a category. I think that's what
miss connections used to be. All right, there you go. Church One.
I miss my lock playmates, Capitol Hill. What's loc playmate? I
miss my lots of cock playmates. That's what locke means. I googled it
before I came into the podcast. Here's the case you didn't know. I
vet the misconnections and go through them and then present them to Eric, and
then I picked the ones I know it will be fun for Eric. I
miss how he used to meet up in the stacks and kiss. On occasion
we go even further. I do anything to feel your lips on me again.
Loc means what Eric lots of cock And that does it for our misconnections
this week. If you want to be part of miss Connections, go to
Washington, dczlois dot org and find the misconnections page. We'll read your misconnections
right and you would feel like by now people would know that we're reading their
stories. I hope they do understand that we're trying to help them find some
love and find some somebody hopeless place and hopeless. But as always, my
name is Hoodie. Can follow me at Andrew Hoodie with a why call Eric
at mister Eric V. That's I see Kate beat. We'll be back next
week talking about what goes down this weekend, because sananigans are definitely gonna happen.
Arena. I don't have a headache next weekend. You probably will from
something that will happen this weekend, but we'll talk to you next time.
Until then, always remember it's okay to be weird. Insectsy, it got
weird, didn't they, Yeah,