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Oh, does somebody have a headache? Yes? Did you take a Taiwan?

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No? No? Oh, maybe
you should. But hopefully you are

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ready because it's time. Get aware. She's about to get weird. You're

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preparing for it to get weird.
Thinks we're gonna get weird. It's getting

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weird. I'm gonna get real weird
with it. Let's get weird. Let's

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get where? Where? Get where? Are you ready to get weird with

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Hoodie and Eric? I'm ready?
I think I'm ready. Hopefully you listening

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already because you're listening to the hundred
and fifty eight episode of Let's Get Weird.

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Remember we're still and you're still yelling, and we're still yelling. That's

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all we do on this podcast,
are yelling. Make sure we're so loud

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that people that aren't even in this
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One in the room is not soundproof, so it's very easy. Okay,

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Yeah, but there's like six people
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and our boss hasn't left that conversation. Good Tyler, hold of it?

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here you give your yard, You're
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help put your headache. Oh it's
died, but anyway, my name is

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Heddie. Every week we come together, give you the weird stories from our

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lives, the neighborhoods, the communities, the globes, urinus, the maps,

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the skies, the internet. Just
have a good time. Who actually

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have you used asked Jeeves in a
while? No, it was the last

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time you used Ask does it even
work? I'm gonna go ask jeeves dot

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com? See where it goes?
Desk man is still living? Asked as

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dot com. Now, yeah,
I remember when the Butler? You remember

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the Butler was the top reason again
an Amazon Prime video subscription? How old

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is that? The Boys? Eight
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was in February, Ask dot com. It's not update, it's top better

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websites. Your friendly But you know
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capture the website on ass dot com
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got an Instagram. Wait really Yeah, well, how many followers you got?

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Ass dot com? It's got three
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it was Elton John the Elton John
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as ask G's had a little butler. Great, Oh yeah, the body

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coach? Cool? What Boco,
Bad Bunny? Monico? What about it?

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That's what we should use? Okay, cool? But for what,

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asked Jeeves? Yeah, okay,
way to not pay attention to the thing

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we're doing it attention. You were
looking at ask jeeves dot com what happened

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to it? And then we were
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bad Bunny and who hurt that man? And I told you another song.

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So there you go. I'm doing
three things at one May and my game

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pass descriptions about the ence you're going
to renew it? God, you don't

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need it for Fortnite. Huh you
don't need it for Fortnite? I thought

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you do know. Fortnite's the one
game you don't need it for. Oh

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so something about to cancel that?
You know what I'm saying, am I?

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I don't tell me, babe?
Why you yawning again, Yachny,

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you're yawning. I mean, well, Eric, let's get on track of

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toping enough topics. Yes, because
I have a topic that i'd like to

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bring up today. Actually, we
did play those playoffs love breakup songs.

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No, I'm not even validating this
because all of Me is a break up.

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It's a breakup. He wrote it
for Chrissy Tige it, but it's

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about it's also a breakup because like, I'm giving all of me to you,

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and then it's like you think about
it and you're broken up. Then

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it's like I gave all of myself
to you. It's about currently giving all

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of him now he did give.
It's also it can be it's a double

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double. It's a literally it's the
love song, not the breakup. So

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I'm also mad we didn't put John
Legend as one of our breakers. All

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of them are love songs. There's
one ary Girl in the world that's a

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that's a breakup song, ordinary people. Give me the green Light, give

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me the green a thousand the remix
that means I can go go out and

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meet other boys and girls and get
the green light. Yeah. No,

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it's more of a Oh we're gonna
start a relationship again, Eric, you

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gave me the green light, or
you gave me the green light to go

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date other people that you broke up
with me. How you gotta go with

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these negative perspectives on these sounds like
a negative song. All of me sounds

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like a negative modern day Marvin Day. Yeah good, I was worried you're

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gonna judge me for that. You're
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I mean pretty much. Let's get
it on. Oh that's a breakup song.

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Well, who's the other a Barry
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who's a modern day Berry White?
Oh? I don't think there is one?

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Tank? Maybe who Tank? You
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Tank Tank, Google Tank. I've
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artists R and B artist Tank music
Tank. I don't know who this.

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This guy is late toine genuine is
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yeah, that's the only song.
Everyone knows it. It's Pony. What

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about Cisco? Cisco's voice is too
high? Is that a breakup song?

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Let me see the boody go.
I bet you people are also the same

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thought process. I do that all
of me can also be considered not a

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breakup song. Hurts you to that
song in fourteen fifteen? Who's that with

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that at that time? I don't
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breaking my heart today. Don't go
breaking my heart. That's a breakup song.

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That's a preempted breakup songempty. I
know you're gonna do it, but

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don't will Yeah, sorry, I
think it's a breakup song. All right,

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it's okay. Speaking of songs,
let's talk about because we're gonna hang

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out on Saturday public. It's great. Yeah, what are you gonna dress

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up as for Halloween? Angry man? Do we need to look up Halloween

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costumes for you? That'd be fun, see which ones you would want.

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You're wasting money in all these Halloween
costumes, you know that, right.

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You can't say you wasted it when
you returned both of them the day after

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the party. Even I got the
money checked. Oh you lost like ten

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bucks because they had some restocking fee. Oh well, but we're gonna go

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to a website and you're gonna tell
me would you wear this costume? Or

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now? Should we look up go
immediately to the sexy styles for Halloween because

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this is a category. Yes,
all right, would you wear? No,

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said, it's already it. Would
you wear? Uh? Let's say

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man men Zeus costumes, belly be
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Big bad Wolf, not bad okay, King of the Jungle Lion. What

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is wearing it's it's just like a
one top leotard with cause Studio disco men's

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costume. Yes, okay, Oh, sexy priests men cross in front of

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my hoodie wheezing is always the best
in this God, I know you all

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love it. Dude, Oh done
fit daddy, or you could be what

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sexy football coach? No? But
literally this out for this costume and we're

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looking at Halloween costumes dot com is
the outfit rudy wearers in fifty first dates.

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Oh, brother, brother, that's
right, yeah, Frodos sunbathing sailor

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Holy booty shorts. Those are some
short shorts. I want you to see

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all my hairy legs. I mean, just shave them. No, Andrew,

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Okay, what about playboy smoking?
What about the dream Dream Dream Accord?

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I don't remember. Think you want
to be the dream Accordon? Oh

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the guy that I went into the
big sizes that's good? Oh oh wait,

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I have to tell Oh no,
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don't never have foes. That's fine. Uh So when I was buying the

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costume for this weekend with Mora,
yeah, the they had a video for

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the costume and the guy was like, Hi, I'm Kyle. I'm in

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this costume. I'm not going to
reveal what it is, and I'm having

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a great time. I'm six foot
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I'm doing great. The hell a
video was nice because it tells you,

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like, oh that guy, like
if you are the exact dimensions, you're

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great. Yeah, but no sexy
man hatter here? But no, no,

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why not'd be fun? No?
What do you want to be for

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Halloween? I left alone? I
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Left alone? Oh stone cold costume? You want to go bald? Someone

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should be bachelor party. You're not
even looking man? No, because that

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Oh that's a good Yeah, exactly, that's a good one. That's what

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I'm telling you. You're not even
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Shaved my head though, bald cap
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Nowt is that what you did?
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Kiss? No? Way? Oh
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Can't touch this pop star? No, not empty hammer, can't touch this

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pop star? Is the god?
Oh Eric, Eric, do we find

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your costume? No? That does
not fit daddy, Thank god? That

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one? I mean stone cold.
I feel like you need to bring that

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one for your bachelor party. Am
I still going to that? Oh?

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No, we don't want to.
We don't support him. Why not?

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He's a bad guy? Okay,
and esus, it's so what this looks

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like that guy where too? Plus
costumes? They got the plus? Nope?

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Nope, okay, nope, that's
it's literally a pair underworld hood.

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You save that for your holiday treats. Corn on the Cob twenty twenty three

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costumes. I love how you think
you're so funny. I am funny.

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That is funny, though that most
people this week you told me. I'm

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now you're feeling goose gassed up because
we were telling you the funny. Oh

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here you go a grid, eh, I'm not that big dollars the same

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price, though, you might as
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There's your costume. I'm never wearing
a onesie again. By the way,

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that jont felt really ton costume is
a onesie, and I'm worried because

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smost to be eighty degrees on Saturday? Is it really as of right now?

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But it's like thirty degrees in the
night in the morning, so it's

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like, what the hell is going
on? Global woman? You know what

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I'm saying. You give me a
little leaguer. Oh why haven't you done

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this before? Nach you'd be great
with that. No one would realize,

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I'm never everyone would know who you
were. They wouldn't watch I gets is

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yorder here? Yeah, but she's
in her office. Go get your call

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down there, she'll come off FaceTime. Er hold on the logo so she

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doesn't see it. She's gonna see
it, homie. No, no,

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no, no, don't show me
the logo. She's not that young.

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Home. Where's her phone number?
She's seen Nacho Libre? She hasn't.

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Yuh huh, No one has seen
that. Her friend of the podcast promotion

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call in her viewed FaceTime. Hopefully, she answers. Put the audio of

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the phone. I will hold hol
on, sir. She's gotta answer first.

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We got that costume to be crush. Just what's a crush from finding

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nemo? Oh? Oh, there's
a macho men costume. You can do

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that? Hell, hey, are
you busy? I mean yeah, but

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I can show you. Do you
know who that person is on the screen,

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told you hoodie exactly who he wants
me to wear that for Halloween?

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Does that look like I would wear
a not your libre costume. That doesn't

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look like thank you, it's just
fancy outfit. Okay, I love you,

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er, thank you, thank you, order bye. I think you

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should do this. Nobody knows who
is man like. They even took the

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wig off and wearing normally. It's
just normalware. Is you think there's one

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outfit one piece or this is two
things? It's got to be two things.

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Do you think this under that?
Definitely one thing? All right?

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We got that doctor Evil would be
fun. Your should do that one.

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Here he'll be many me. Oh
Eric, he looks exactly like beast.

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You can breathe in that thing.
Oh it's got out? Oh oh look

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how much you can make it open? Oho? What does it say?

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Well? Which one the cheaper one
of the old expensive god? But just

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take the head piece off and you're
transformed beast. Oh, here you go,

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here's the cheap l cheap ottal one
right here painting your face instead,

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how do the Disney logo there?
And the partnered with Disney like Party City

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lost all the licensing. Then it
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Disney was like, just do it
the online Halloween Costumes dot Com, all

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right, so you'll figure out your
Halloween costume this weekend. But we also

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talked about our Fortnite dub Yes because
we won Fortnite. Yes, we did

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for the first time ever together.
I need to applaug that first time ever

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me. Thank you for playing with
Max. That kid does not shut up.

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I love my son to death.
And when you and two, when

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you're playing with us and we're doing
trios, he does not stop talking.

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Did you not realize it? Honey? Honey, honey, wait, go

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honey, And like it's hilarious.
Moore had a meeting when we're playing Fortnite,

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and they're like, what's that noise? Evenmore, it was like,

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it's just my beyance playing with playing
video games with his friend's kid. That's

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friend his friend's kid. I was
playing too. I knocked them for you

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guys to get the dumb You know
that I got the last kill. What

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are you talking about? I had
him. I already had one of them

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and they literally popped out of the
bush. This guy didn't see me and

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pop with a sniper rifle in his
face. No scope, by the way,

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so that's also my first no scope
with snaper rifle. How'd you know,

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Scoop. But then it was like, I don't have any other gun.

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I had a broom. I was
like, I can't do anything with

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that. Well, that was the
best listening to you and Max about your

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brooms. Honey, what you going
honey here? I got a record Max,

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because it is the the funniest thing
in the world. The kid does

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not shut up. And also too
when when we when it's that last game.

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You didn't realize this, but he
took the joy cons and put him

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into the one controller so you could
have the as it got serious, serious,

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bro, he got real legit.
I was like, what is this

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kid doing? The top ten?
I switched over what I can see?

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Who you can put? I can
see the circle and getting any smaller.

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I gotta get in this section.
But thank you very much. Max really

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did love it. And and if
you ever want to play again, you

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know you left out on Fortnite.
Got good music in that game. Yeah,

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dude, Like literally, I feel
like kid LaRoy has got his new

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songs are in there. There's kid
LaRoy songs. All kinds of artists have

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been on that. Yeah. And
I'm like, what those as the motes?

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But you can't buy them. I'm
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Bible at any time of the year. But aren't they Bible in the bundles?

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I don't know, right, I
think that's how it works. I

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don't know. He spent two thousand
V bucks on that Goku set you for

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Christmas V bucks from Max and you
no, you use the skins, baby

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boy. You had skins on your
characters. But I didn't buy them.

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I've earned all of them from the
stars. I didn't buy ah Soca.

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I earned that. I had to
the Michigan together. I found out you

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lied to me. You have to
have the battle pass to get a Soca.

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Yeah, I told you that.
Yes, he was free. Yeah,

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through the battle path. Oh yeah, you never have the battle Path.

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It is funny how you and Max
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like it's like, oh yeah,
it's the park down the street. Like

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it's like, oh, me talking
to my dad, like oh yeah,

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on Acredale Road, you know where
that's about. Sloppy seconds, sloppy swamp,

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slappy, slappy, slappy whatever you're
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then there's Mega City. Then there's
the three p o I Manchion and uh

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Frenzy Fields. Frenzy Fields, that's
where we like to low and then slappy

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stations where we like to lay in
a lot. And yeah, I teach

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him. I'm trying to teach them
how to be, how to figure out

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how new geography. He can't tell
the world map, but he put the

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Fortnite map in front of him.
That's actually an interesting thing. That's a

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good quiz. It's a quiz a
ten year old of like, would they

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know a country's but continents over the
areas in Fortnite? Yeah, yeah,

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that'd be that'd be interesting. We
quiz Max next time we play Oh God,

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Max, where is America? Africa? Afgot? Daddy, says Toto.

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That's all I know. I hate
that song. You love it,

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but that does lead us too.
Yes, some connection. Eric didn't play

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the song where's my song? At? What song? The ope? The

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song for misconnections? Now you established
that last week. I forgot his Gognam

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style. Oh, you get the
people? What the people want? Gungham

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style. Don't we have it somewhere? Yeah? I played it through the

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How did I find that last time? Okay, well maybe next week Eric

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will figure it out because he's by
the computer that plays it. It's legit

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in front of him. Yeah,
but he's not gonna play. We can

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hear it now. We don't need
to hear it. We know what it

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sounds like. Yeah, get the
people that. We'll get out of that

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one first, because you know that's
gonna f up something. You know why

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you're in this? Who's that?
Jesus? What is that? Instagram?

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Yeah? Man, no Instagram?
A sigh. Oh, I can't even

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spell. My head hurts so much. There I went to hook though.

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Oh my god, sweetheart, I
mean you should, I mean, give

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me what going right here? Line? It's a miss connection. Guess what

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the guy about? Baby? This
is your creation. It's a misconnections miss

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stop. It's because I watched something
else now I did with him, lads,

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and yeah it's funny. Yeah,
yeah, so that's why style.

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There you go enjoy that. Now
it'side for some misconnections. We're gonna read

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some real misconnections. You can go
to Washington, DC, dot Craigslist,

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dot org, slash whatever it is
after that. These are people in the

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DMV looking for love, but in
all the wrong places. You know what

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I'm saying, just like me.
Well, if you suck with the AI

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dating app, maybe you would have
found Hey, tinders, let me f

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with your matches. So I can't
wait. And I have ten that I

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have to pay to see look at, So don't pay to see them.

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It's that worth? Is it worth? It is love? How much is

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it is it increased based on the
person I don't know? On a dating

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as It's like fourteen dollars a week
to just see those ten people. Yeah,

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let's start with our first misconnection.
Baby got back? Oh like who

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he does? Forty year old blackmail
here just had his say something about an

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older woman who's thick in the right
places. I saw you in the safeway,

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but you were leaving. You look
to be about five to nine,

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five to ten. Your big butt
really caught my attention, especially in the

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yoga shorts you were wearing. You
might never see this, but any woman

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who fits a profile will work just
five for me. But you gotta come

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in the yoga pant. Fun fact
about that safeway and only it sells wine

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and beer. And that's why Byby
got back in Montgomery County. There's not

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a lot of places that don't.
That are not a lot of uh what

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do they call it? Grocery stores
that sell wine and them interesting r Next

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one, Eric, you have it
eye so dark bearded by in search of

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oh, in search of dark bearded
by Washington Bye white male, ah,

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bye white male forty seven beard type
looking for mysterious dudes who want to kickback,

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relax and release twenty plus us?
Now what is plus plus me means

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they're smoking and they dabbing, dabbin, dabbin, you know the dab where

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you dab the the uh, the
oil or whatever. And then what that

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is? Then what that they do
too? As well? I do edibles,

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But there's also dabbing, which is
like another thing or maybe they're doing.

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Now what's for for twenty plus plus
plus? Yeah? Plus plus plus?

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What about four? Twenty minus means? Oh? I don't know.

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Next one, Tank met you at
the Halloween Fest party and gave you my

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number, but either misspoke, you
mishurt, or you entered it incorrectly In

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your phone. That's before the text
to pick you said never came through.

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Would still like to get together?
You told me you're gonna send me a

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photo out of your costume. Tell
me the type of cell phone you had

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just gotten? An iPhone? Probably
is what it is? Cell phone?

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All right? Eric, you have
this one. Love to eat falls church.

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I'm looking for some chocolate cakes to
eat. Mmm, we taped that

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exactly? What what w white mail? Oh white male? Here, look

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for blackmail. Let's meet and eat
and get filled. Cake cake? You

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got some cakes in the next one. We can get away. Bye couple.

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Miss you're looking for a bye couple, open minded and willing to explore.

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I'm a guy, clean and getting
a place over the weekend to get

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together. Reach out? Yes?
Can I have asked a question because you're

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in a serious, committed relationship.
Yes? Would you ever add a third?

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No? Never? I'm good,
We're good, baby. What do

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you think you're able to add the
third? Good for them? It's weird,

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right, I see that. It's
like I feel like you have to

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say boundaries. Yeah. Well,
it's weird because it tendth you pick but

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not both. All right, once
for them, once for me, Good

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night. Well that was a that
was a good chose. All you have

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this one. You you think you're
funny upstairs? Save that. If you

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don't know what is, don't look
it up. Don't anyone to remember the

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couple? Uh off Summerfield? What
is summer They lived in Summerfield or Summerfield?

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Who would have the impromptu parties over
their garage? They used to post

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it in casual encounters and the parties
were so fun. Any chance they're still

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out there? What's casual encounters?
Is another it's another sex site? Right?

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No, that's in here on Craigslist. Let's see. Are you sure?

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I just had the I thought that
was a sex site. No,

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it's in here community or it was
on here. Oh maybe I think that's

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what miss connections used to be.
Okay, I think casual encounters was another

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sex site. All right, well
we'll just look it up. Casual encounters.

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I don't know. Yeah, it's
a category. I think that's what

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miss connections used to be. All
right, there you go. Church One.

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I miss my lock playmates, Capitol
Hill. What's loc playmate? I

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miss my lots of cock playmates.
That's what locke means. I googled it

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before I came into the podcast.
Here's the case you didn't know. I

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vet the misconnections and go through them
and then present them to Eric, and

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then I picked the ones I know
it will be fun for Eric. I

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miss how he used to meet up
in the stacks and kiss. On occasion

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we go even further. I do
anything to feel your lips on me again.

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Loc means what Eric lots of cock
And that does it for our misconnections

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this week. If you want to
be part of miss Connections, go to

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Washington, dczlois dot org and find
the misconnections page. We'll read your misconnections

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right and you would feel like by
now people would know that we're reading their

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stories. I hope they do understand
that we're trying to help them find some

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love and find some somebody hopeless place
and hopeless. But as always, my

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name is Hoodie. Can follow me
at Andrew Hoodie with a why call Eric

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at mister Eric V. That's I
see Kate beat. We'll be back next

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week talking about what goes down this
weekend, because sananigans are definitely gonna happen.

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Arena. I don't have a headache
next weekend. You probably will from

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something that will happen this weekend,
but we'll talk to you next time.

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Until then, always remember it's okay
to be weird. Insectsy, it got

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weird, didn't they, Yeah,