From the mac of All Trade Studio in Fairport and driven by Victor Chrysler Dots.
Jim Rahm. It's Bilified the Bill Moran Podcast. Well, hello and
welcome. Thanks for getting your pawn on. Thanks for telling a friend.
That's how we spread the word about the pirate ship. I always realize when
we have people in how deaf I actually am, because I always go,
I don't have anything wrong with my hearing. I am all right. Mace
puts on the headphones. He's like, well, I should have said let's
do a dry run first. I apologize you ever kno man Cano like you
put his headphones on for a second. It was like, you know,
like the yeah, your yours would ring when you when you could hear him
in the hallway. The headphones off when he set him down. Kevin's back,
Danny's here and is here as the Red Wings getting ready for the twenty
twenty four season. It seems weird to say that, but you just said
that it starts like January first. Well, as soon as the calendar hits
January one, yeah, then it's no longer the off season. It's the
preseason, okay, and it's just the days and the weeks just fly by.
I mean we got less than one hundred and twenty days till opening day.
Wow, it's creeping up. I know it's creazy. You know how
many opening days is this for you? This will be thirty five, thirty
five years? You've been wait thirty five years of opening to day? How
many years is the GM? Thirty? This will be thirty. This will
be thirty years if you make it. If I make it another one hundred
and twenty or so days, then it'll be thirty. Okay, yeah,
I mean I hear you're on thin. I actually fucking will come on,
what are you talking about? You never know you're out there doing all this
s uff the U. So I'll ask you this, as baseball is making
news today, as Shani is or has been rug twice, I did What's
show? Yes, showtime, he is putting on the Dodger uniform and stepping
basically across the city of Los Angeles. But seven hundred million dollars, that's
not bad work if you can get it right, not bad work at all.
But I mean, do we think is this a good thing for baseball?
Is it is? Are we seeing an increase in interest? Do you
think I think the new rules have really I agree with that be awesome.
Yeah, I agree, right, And as a baseball purist, I wasn't
sure I was going to say that. You know, before they the pitch
clock and everything. The pitch clock, the no shifting the bigger bases has
led to more stolen bases, and it's really created the brought the game back
to where you know, people my age grew up loving baseball. It's the
game is now more like it used to be. That's interesting to hear you
say that. Yeah, it's interesting because I did find myself watching more baseball
on TV this year and having it on and enjoying the games because they moved.
Well, you didn't have to invest four hours to watch a Red Sox
Yankees kime. You just done in two and a half yeah, and sometimes
less. Yeah. And that's really I think in terms of entertainment and how
much time people want to devote to entertainment, right, we all have less
time and less money, right, and so like two and a half hours
is what people feel comfortable investing. I think. So it's really it's helped
us. I think it's helped at the big league level a lot. Did
you see an increase in attendance to this year. Ye. Yeah, tenants
was up really across not just here in Rochester thanks to the great fans of
Red Wings Baseball, but also throughout Minor league baseball and Major League Baseball.
It's been it's really been great. The new rules and everything that baseball is
doing. They have a sort of a new level our next generation of stars
that are developing at the major league level. Yeah, and Otani of course
is probably the shining star. Yeah, because he's a unicorn. Can this
guy come back from two Tommy John surgeries? Yeah you can? Yeah,
Okay, And I wouldn't put it past him that he throws harder when he's
really Yeah, how come we haven't seen somebody do what he's doing for so
long in baseball? We all did it as kids. I know we did
it right through high school, but I didn't. I don't know at the
college level if they were allowing that, But why not. I think it's
no different even in the college level. They still they did it. Yeah,
but I think it's it's kind of like our society now. Right when
you're in ninth grade, you got to decide if you want to play football
or basketball, or baseball. Yeah, I mean because whatever sport, everything
has become so specialized. Every coach wants you to play his sport twelve months
a year. Yeah, you know, and that's kind of sad in my
own personal opinion, because I think it creates less athletes. I also think
in their respective sports you get repetitive use, injuries, all kinds of things
that you don't want to see in young people, right, right, that's
the one thing you don't want to see. But you're right, there is
a devotion to these things. And we've seen it even at the local level
of high school here where it's you know, year round spring practices for football,
all that sort of stuff. And I'm not sure if that's a good
thing a bad. But your kids do hockey almost year round. You were
running in the summer, they were on the ice in June July. Yeah,
that's all. I mean, that's a lot. But do they play
anything else? Space baseball? He did play baseball. He's kind of grown
more towards just being hockey. Yeah, right, I like baseball, but
right, But that's the thing is like it just becomes like I didn't even
think of that because my kids were a little more balanced in some of the
stuff just four or five years ago. And I think in baseball, once
you get to the professional level, they want you to do you either pitch
or you hit. Yeah, what are you better at? Right? And
that's where you're going to focus, and that's where you focused. But this
guy was so good at both yeah, and he proved it at a high
level in Japan that they said, wow, geez, let's let him do
it over here. And he's been doing it like he's arguably the best pitcher
in the game and arguably the best hitter in the game. Let's see if
I can make makes uncomfortab because I've done that every time he's ever been on
radio and anything else. There was Ah, there's a comic at the comedy
club this weekend, and I saw one of his tweets. His tweet was,
man, I wish I could get a time machine. I go back
in time to World War two. I go over to Japan, I pull
up to in the jeep to the US Army and go, hey, there's
a Japanese baseball player making seven hundred million dollars And then I travel it.
Is he going to open up more more players? Now? Trying to go
both ways. I don't know if there's enough players out there they're good enough
to do it. To be honest with you, isn't that amazing? Yeah?
Wow, I think I think today, Yeah, what are you throwing
at? And I think where you may see it is not maybe as a
starter, but maybe as a reliever, and that's typically on the college level
where those guys are doing it. It's just it's so hard to be a
major league pitcher, and it's also really really hard to be a major league
hitter, musician player, right, And he's I mean, he's just a
freaking you think about it, because when you go back in right, we
had like baber Ruth did it and these other guys, but it was like
they were throwing what was the top speed of the ball? Not sixties,
seventies, eighties. Probably have kids that throw it harder at the speed pitch
machine, at the innovative field eighty four miles an hour right down his gullet.
But I'm like, what what is So it just seems like the game
has evolved because we're so specialized now where diets are specific and we've got all
this stuff and now all right, it makes it so how do you compete
with that, you got to really focus on one thing that's amazing, like
what this guy can do. So I guess it's worth every penny in LA's
I mean. And I think the other reason he got paid seven hundred million,
I believe is because of the other markets that he can market the Dodgers
too, specifically the Asian markets, you know, and LA is a huge
he can attract, and the Dodgers brand is one of the more iconic brands
in team you know, south to here with the pin stripes I can't remember
the name, but them and all the spankies. Yeah, but you got
the Dodgers on the West Coast, which is arguably the most iconic brand.
Well in nationally. It seems like everything gets slightly political now because I did
see an article where San Francisco didn't get him because of the amount of crime
in the city and all this other stuff. Maybe it's true, I don't
know, but that's what they were saying as to why he wouldn't want to
go to San Francisco. I think it's just easier for him. I mean,
you're basically in the same area, right. You kind of get your
base and you kind of get to know what you know, not that.
I mean, when you're making that much money, you can recreate your world.
And I think he had seven hundred reasons to go to the TOISC the
deferment. Yeah, I give him credit. Yeah, I mean it's it's
I give both of them credit. I think the Dodgers, how smart is
that to do it? And for him, I think, you know,
he played on the Angels. He made a ton of money, but he
didn't win, and he realized. I think if he goes somewhere else that
it's you know, he's going to make the money. He wants to win
too. You know, he has the legacy to leave behind, and I
think winning is important to him. So I give him a ton of credit
for doing what he's doing. And he's going to make so much an endorsement
money he already is. I thought he was god like forty five million season,
So it doesnt matter how much if you get another two for playing baseball
and you make forty five for wearing a sneaker. Did Toronto really ever stand
a chance in this or No? I think they did. Honestly. I
think they thought they were really close. You know, who knows. I
wasn't in the negotiating rooms. But have you ever been in on any of
those at any point with to see it, to watch it happen, or
to hear or get sort of a I would say, like maybe a back
seat to what's happening. I've been only because it's just so cool. How
all that? Not necessarily when they're in the room with the agent negotiating,
but just you know, talking to it's some of the gms about what's going
on or you know, this is what we're trying to do. You know.
So if it pans out, it pans out, and sometimes it does,
sometimes it doesn't. Uh with the holidays, I would assume the Red
Wings store is open. Oh of course I got to get in there and
grab some that's a nice pullover. Yeah, thank you very much. Yeah,
all kinds of great swag like this at the Red Wings team store or
you can order online at Red Wings Baseball dot com. Of course, we
have our holiday packs on sale, a very suave Red Wings t shirt and
two undated tickets for forty bucks, so you can use the undated tickets at
any point anytime. Oh wow, any any of our seventy five home games
at field. And we also have a sweatshirt pack where you which you can
get for two tickets undated, and uh an a hoodie, so it's also
equally sweet. Yeah, all kinds of really. I mean, I will
say our Nicole Boyle, who runs our merchandise, has really stepped up our
our swag and we got a lot of great drip at the Red Wings,
a great drip. I love it hanging out with those kids on the it's
uh, have you gotten any of the kids to become Grateful Dead fans?
You have, absolutely now, I would assume some of them may not be
familiar with the Dead You mean that kids? What do you mean? No?
No, yeah, players or even working in within the organization front office.
I think you know we do. We've done a Grateful Dead Night now
the last two years. Of course, we have Dark Star Orchestra every year,
and we designed some really cool are you on like a first name basis
with them? Will you get a Christmas card from Dark Store Orchestra? This
year? Damn, damn it, you did. I just can tell your
face you did. I've become friends with one of the guys in the band,
and uh, great, great guy and uh so, uh we designed
some merch you know, Red Wings Dead themed. Yes, I like to
call it our Dead Wings lineup, okay, which is you know, it's
a pretty pretty outstanding. So I think some of the guys and gals in
the office like to where the the dead Wings swim that we develop. But
it's been a big hit with our fans, and I think the music is
growing up. Yeah, it is, you know, kind of like my
kids. You know, if you sit in my car long enough, you
know, twenty years, Yeah, then you kind of get to know some
of it. So yeah, how what did the kids think of the Grateful
Dead? Well? There are what hell college? Right, But my kids
are twenty two and twenty four, okay, and I wouldn't say they love
them, but they appreciate. Yeah, they appreciate. Will everybody be home
for the holidays? Everybody? Yeah, My son lives here in Rochester,
lives on Park I have with a couple of his buddies, ye grade and
right. He works for the Wings. And my daughter's living in New York
City working for an AI company, and she's coming home for the holidays.
So it'd be great to have everybody, Yeah Ai company. Yeah, Now
we learned about something from AI. Now I don't mean to bring this up,
and I don't want to make it uncomfortable. It's it's all right.
That's still I think that ship has sailed many You know what I wanted to
do is Danny got a bunch of old tapes from the break room when we
did it, and I want to find those. We have to find yeah
sort of tapes. Actually continued on long after I left. They kept doing
it. Yeah, the lostless sort of tapes. We need to find those.
Gotta get those of the funniest. Hey, bunny, don't give me
none of your bull. Yeah, don't give me your bull. And then
you're out, mister Lessorda. You're doing calistatics. Come on, it was
it was only like five o'clock in the morning. Yes, it was,
Hey, but the TV was blaring, he would answer, watch the TV
was Blair watching. He was a three company or so. I don't know
where Lasorda's energy is today. He's probably with the he helped close that.
Uh how do you say his name? Seven hundred million dollars? What's the
big item that everybody wants for Christmas? I mean when they're twenty two and
twenty four, remember when you were little, They were little and you had
that thing and they came in a flat box like an Ikea thing, and
you just cursed it out and you're up till three in the morning on Christmas
morning trying to put it together. Yes, yeah, oh yeah. It
was easy back then too. Yeah. Yeah, it was because you knew
what to get. Yeah, and you could get them something for like seven
dollars that would be their favorite gift. Yes, that is true. Those
days are over, there is now they want rent yeah yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah. The AI so that we learned about the other day was new
toify. You can take a picture of somebody, just anybody, right,
and then you run it through this thing and they make it look like you're
naked. Now it's blurried and for guys. I'm being told because we've had
a listener who has been messaging me about using this. For guys, it
looks sort of fake, but I guess from women and I have not seen
any it looks pretty real, but it it it's basically you with your clothes
off. So there's like one of Danny that they did for us. You
didn't do spikes, that would be really you leave funny, but it's all
blurred you can't see anything, but that would be really funny. But we
won't do that. Just for the record, my daughter is not working for
that. No no, no, no, no no no no, no.
I know she is, since what is the AI she's doing, because
I'll tell you what I think. If you don't embrace AI, it's gonna
run you over. And I know there's all this argument over our jobs are
gonna be lost in this? It's it's you know, we said the same
thing at many points in our evolution, and this is another step in evolution.
I have found chat GPT to be helpful as ideas starters. Sometimes the
language they use is a little flowery. But we even interviewed a New York
Times reporter who said he uses chat gpt just to turn a phrase sometimes,
not to use it any more than that. But I think if you use
it in I don't know, I guess the right way. I'm not sure
that there is a necessarily wrong way that it's it's no big deal. We
hear all the horror stories of it, but I haven't seen anything to make
it bad. Yeah, she's working for a company called Cactus AI. Uh.
It's bridging the gap between education and AI. Okay, So well,
I'll tell you what if I were like in college and I wouldn't be standing
up all night for right papers, I go to the jet GPT. I
would the next morning, I would go through and take out all the things
that didn't sound like me. But if you're in college, they do the
programs would look for the AI. Yeah, at least that's what at least
that's what. Wait, you're in college, go to Cactus AI. Okay,
that's Cactus AI instead of that other thing that you mentioned. Okay,
all right, Cactus AI is so they basically do the same thing. They
yes, yeah, yeah, they help. It's really designed for college students
and uh okay high school students. Are she selling the product or is she
like she's the social media manager? Okay, cool, Yeah, I recruit
software salespeople. So it's it's funny you mentioned them, like, I'm like,
okay, I want to prefer to them. Yeah you know, yeah,
it's a it's a great any kid started it. That was a sweet
show, dan you Oh yeah, yeah, that's men. Pass that down.
God, that's what the new Defy does. I'll be playing an innovative
field anytime soon. Wow blurry, but that makes you it's very blurry.
Yeah, so it's supposed to blurt out your face too, though, Dan.
Yeah, well yeah, I know that could be normal. Look at
this, hang on, hang on, there's more. I'll just I'll let
you decide. Oh baby, wow, it's you. So what he took,
Kevin? I don't know. It doesn't they look like they don't look
real, but I'm hearing you. But the worry with this is then could
you create things and get people in trouble and all kinds of stuff? And
the answer to that is probably. But that's an awful lot of work.
Yeah, a lot of work. I don't feel like doing all that stuff.
It's like something you can find the Times of Wayne County. Who's the
social med director for the Red Wings. Give that person a shout out?
Or is it a team? It's uh, well, we do have a
social media director, yeah, we I think he likes to remain spikes Steve.
Steve is his name, and he does a phenomenal joss he does.
I mean that whole thing with the weatherman in Arizona who's like Rochester and then
you're you know, the response and all the funny things that you've done well
you can't diss the rock like that. We can't take that sitting down right.
So we saw that and uh so initially we saw that and we came
up with the top ten reasons why Rochester is better than what's the name of
that city, Phoenix ex And then he said begets with an F. Yeah,
and then we uh so we got the thinking about it and we're like,
we got to just kind of recreate what he did. So Stacy Penjin
and our friends at chan ten we're nice enough to let us go into the
studio and use the green screen and help us out with a lot of graphics
and edited it for us. And yeah, it was. It was fun,
you know, and uh maybe we'll get the weather guy up here to
uh come a game for the By the way, for the thirty fourth year
in a row, to our knowledge, Dan Mason has been named Person of
the Year. No, that's did you see that. It's just social media.
Yeah, it's just our social media. I know, he just made
magazine. That's pretty good now. It was, it was, it was
amazing. The social media is very very very well done. Yeah, he
does it. By the way, he do something. Did he put Taylor
Swift in the place shirt I think she was wearing. Photoshop is so amazing.
See this is the thing that's ai. I couldn't tell. I went,
wait, did they somebody send her? And she actually put it on?
Yeah. I was like, this is likes the plates? Hot?
Are they doing that again? It'll be the plates Plates. Yeah. We're
gonna play Plates every Thursday night at Innovative Field this year. So yeah,
fans love it. We've got three different jerseys now, we have a white
jersey, at black jersey, and a gold jersey, so we'll mix it
up. And you know, people constantly are coming in and buying the swag
from the Plates, So as long as people keep embracing it, we'll keep
doing it. How's your affiliation been with the Nationals. It's been great.
Yeah, they've been really awesome to work with. This will be our fourth
year with the Gnats, and I think this will be the year that fans
get to see some really good prospects we've got in the system that the Gnats
have, you know, because they've had some rough years in terms of their
record recently, they've also accumulated some really high draft picks and some of those
guys are going to be here this year, so it's going to be exciting
to he like Dylan Cruz, who's one of the best, not just in
the net system but in all of baseball. Now, the Nationals used to
beat the Montreal Expost. Did you see the Tom Brady commercial recently? No?
So I think scores got a baseball card of Tom Brady. He was
drafted to catch for the Expos. He decided to go with football, right,
So it's like they flashed back as if he chose baseball instead of football.
So Montreal still has a team, right. Pedro Martinez, Marquis Grissom
and a couple of guys are sitting around at the bar reminiscing about the seven
championships, except we couldn't beat the Giants. No. Pedro's like, no,
no, no, right, Like Tom Brady wakes up from his dream,
like he's won seven championships with the Expos and he signed a car that's
in him in catcher's gear that you could you could get. Well, Eli
Manning decided on social media to put on a Giants hat San Francisco Giants hat
San Francisco Giants jersey and he goes, yeah, you know, I remember
playing against you those times and here are the two rings we won from you,
and he like flips them off with his you know, super Bowl rings
on them. I love that kind of stuff. That the World series that
he played with the Giants. I don't know if he flips them up,
but he shows him and it's like, you know's he did a really nice
job like reputting that, but it was it was cool cool. Here's a
piece of the Rochester Red Wings social media does everybody knows these holiday gifts to
get? I got no time. I really got a rally my holiday shopping
plans. Hey, Ralely Gorilla just a man I want to see. Here's
a list of all the holiday gifts I gotta get for people. Postal caramel
Raily Gorilla is a new edition. That's what you got, same thing for
everybody. Oh, the perfect gift for everybody on your holiday. Red Wings
holiday pack two tickets and a Red Wings T shirt for just forty bucks,
all available at Redwings Baseball dot com. That's Unclearry, He's always cold.
We got a sweatshirt for Goo. I love it. That's very good.
Yeah, Happy birthday to the skipper of the U of the Rochester Red Wings
and Taylor scripts and she's it looks legit. I'm sorry, I can't tell.
I think it is. I think it is legit. I think I
saw in the movie. Yeah, that's very good. She was wearing it
at the Chiefs game the other night, isn't she. Yes, Yes,
she was. She in the plates, that's right. Yeah, yeah,
she was very upset. She took it off because she knew Rochester and Buffalo
is gonna win that game. That was the that was the big deal.
That was her underpinning there. I don't know. That was a lot of
controversy in that one, but the Bills in the end, they won.
That's it. That's all that matters. And break the rule. You break
the rule. Yeah, maybe the Chiefs will actually have to play in Buffalo
sometime. God Pat Mahomes, Well, they're finding out that, like when
you pay a quarterback that amount of money, you're gonna have to like make
some cuts somewhere. And they're so they trade Tyreek Hill to get all these
draft picks, and they draft wide receivers that just can't catch the ball.
Could Darius Tony, Yeah, we can fix him, and well, I
mean he did well in the Super Bowl. You caught a couple of passes
there when it counted just I think he's gonna have a big moment in the
playoffs. I don't know if it will be a negative big moment or a
positive big moment, but I think he's gonna have one. All Right,
we shall take a break, Mace, oh before he before we go,
hang on, thanks for us supporting us in year one. That's you didn't
have to do that, of course. Not pleasure. It's always great to
be here and you can come in any time. Doors always open. It's
uh, it's great to see you. Great to see you guys have a
great Yeah, I mean you can hang We're gonna talk to uh, we're
gonna break down the all twenty two of the bills. Kansas City talk a
little bit about what's happening in the rumors about Belichick possibly leaving New England and
going to l A. I was gonna say, where's he going? Well,
the Chargers rumors that could be the Chargers. Now. I talk to
a couple of sources in the end FL and they said it would be very
out of character for the Spanos family to do that. But the Wheels are
turning to do that. Yeah, there's a lot, a lot of uh
conjecture though that he is definitely no longer going to be in New England.
But he's on the contract, so it would have to be a trade.
It would have to be a trade with whatever team he goes to. Really
yeah yeah, if not, you might be third base coach for the Wings
this year. Yeah, he has spent time. It's great, traded with
like the Cardinals of Laruso. As the manager, he'd go out and make
picture changes, a joke, a rule changing in my headset at there.
Yeah, holy cow, Yeah, this is big stuff, big doing big
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Baby, do you remember hanging out? What was the Wilver Flat? This
is where I this So it was near Woodstock from where I grew up.
And The Grateful Dead was the band in my high school. Yeah, the
band, And I can right now in my mind, I can go back
to like nineteen eighty seven, say eight, from somewhere between fifteen and sixteen,
and everybody used to go we would go off to this dirt road that
was very lightly traveled ever, and we would all pull off to the side,
pop open trunks. This would start playing, and we'd have like a
field party, geez drinking Great Air, Great Air for the Grateful Dead eighteen
nineteen eighty seven. They played at Silver Stadium. Nineteen eighty eight, they
played at Silver Stadium. Really oh yeah, oh killer shows that to make
it all the way to Toledo. One one Grateful Dead Old Road Chops covered
album four songs. There's a few I like Europe seventy two. I listened
to that every once in a while off there. Then I'm not as I
mean, I'm not as big a Dead fan. I used to get very
frustrated because you got like force fed Grateful Dead and Bob Dylan music. And
I would always say Bob Dylan was overrated because I was constantly And now as
I'm getting older and stuff, I go back and I go, man,
I really appreciate some of the Dylan and debt, the Dylan stuff, and
the band hung out and so I got a funny story about the band,
not a very funny story, but yes they did. They lived there,
they had the pink house and the whole deal. Yeah, so they started
this thing. I started in radio. I was nineteen years old and they
had me. I was fill in morning guy for the original hits of the
forties, fifties and sixties. Oh some great tuntes from the fields. Yeah,
I mean I used to come in and do the Frank Sinatra Hour and
I'd have to flip the album over because they came on press vinyl and stuff.
And if you look through the window to the next studio, it was
the rock station. I wanted to be on the rock station, so I
had gone down and I don't know, they hired me. They put me
on the air, and within a couple months I was on WPDH. So
they had this big thing called river Fest, and since I was at both
stations, both stations were represented. But I was also now on PDH and
I'm nineteen and like, I'm living the excuse me. I was gonna say,
well, the fucking dream. I'm living the fucking dream for me.
And they had the mobile Home of Rock and Roll, and right we're like
we're doing cell phone calls in from boats on the Hudson River. We're out
in the Donzie. Like that was when I realized, like, I love
going fast, but sixty miles an hour on an open boat is fucking way
different than even doing one hundred and twenty in a car to me, because
you're fa like it feels someone you just don't realize how fast that is when
you're exposed to the elements you know, in a car, at least you're
somewhat right. So we're doing that kind of stuff, and then it's my
shift to come on the air. So we're broadcasting from the mobile home of
Rock and Roll. Somebody's back at the station and they had so it was
like these two giant speakers on each side and the center had a console and
it was kind of advanced for I mean, Lamar, it was Poughkeepsie.
They pulled it in with a van and hitched it on the back and you
sat in it and people could look in and it was all looked like a
radio dial and there were speakers up but there were cabinets underneath these you know,
speakers, but you hear everything that was happening, yeah, and they
go, hey, man, we just got confirmation. So just to give
you the time, the spin doctors were just breaking. So when you're breaking,
like back in the day, the record company would come in and try
to incentify you to play their new music. Yeah, so you had to
play a lot of Pocket full of Kryptonite, Pocket full of Kryptonite and all
this stuff. So they wanted so they but they would incentify with like trips
or they'd give you, Hey, man, if you get if you give
us twenty more spins a week of this song, we'll give you a thousand
dollars cash to give away. That kind of shit, which was sort of
the Paola stuff that got even worse and involved some guys from Rochester that you
would be familiar with their names, taking trips to Jackson, how Wyoming for
their entire family and not giving the trip away. That kind of shit.
So yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah to go skiing. Oh yeah yeah.
Oh that was real. Oh that was real. That was real.
Oh wow. So now so they come to me, So the Spin Doctors
are gonna play, but no one had really heard of them at that point,
you know, like they were all it was the Blues Traveler. They
all live together. I think they lived together literally, But they were gonna
come up and play, and the band was playing and they go, hey,
the band's coming in. Uh, they were supposed to be here,
for so and so shift, but they're running late. So when they come
in, you got to interview him. And I look and I go no,
and they're like me. I go, I'm not interviewing the band.
And they're like, yeah, you gotta. They're coming in. It's your
shift. I go, buddy, I can't do it. I know who
they are and I don't know enough. I can't do it. I mean,
it would have been Chris Farley on Saturday Night Live. So you guys
call yourselves the band and you are a band. That's amazing, you know
what I mean? That would have been it, remember that time. Yeah,
you guys, I couldn't dan. There was no way that I could
do this and do it justice only because I knew they had been Bob Dylan's
band, and that's about all I knew. I knew up on Cripple Creek.
I love that song. That's about it. Yeah, you know.
I knew Levon Helm, I knew he was a Drummerry Robertson, Robbie Robertson.
I didn't but I didn't know, and I was like, I just
felt like it would be to me in my mind at nineteen, and I
really felt this way. I can actually picture the mobile home was yellow on
the outside, had the big speakers all the day. I could see it
in my mind right now. And I remember feeling it would be absolutely disrespectful
to this band to have me interview them. They just would now, I
would love to sit down and interview them, but I had no idea.
And they finally listened to me, and they said, okay, all right,
and they got one of the older jocks came in and did the interview.
The interview, yeah, one of the older guys, and so yeah,
somebody else came in. I forget who it was, and they did
the interview, and I was like, all right, fine, that was
That was kind of how we were gonna move forward with that. But I,
yeah, I couldn't do it. Great stuff, I couldn't freaking do
it. I give you a lot of credit for wedmitting that you weren't.
I tady to do that. I have always had a belief that you got
to be self aware. And I also knew where they were, and I
knew growing up in that area and some of my friends parents were really into
them all, and I'm like, yeah, man, these guys are like
I guess the terms iconic and I there's no way that I'm gonna be able
to do this, So I did for you. Yes, Bob Dylan wore
the hood. You can't talk to him? Yeah, or because you're as
bad, you could talk to him, right? Uh, let me hear
those stories. Let me call our Peter. Peter montemerno he had to step
out of a Christmas party for this one. Oh we did? Is he
waiting? Yeah? Okay, I apologize to give me a five minute warning.
We're gonna call Peter Montemurno. He always breaks down the all twenty two
for us of the Bills games, and then we will. We'll also ask
him about what he's hearing about Kevin's team. Yeah, Kevin, this was
a very quiet tonight. I think he's still many. Probably you're looking for
the mobile Home of rock and Roll on the Google image. Oh, to
run me over the old mobile Home of rock and Roll. I mean it
was, it was a cool thing. Peter, how are you, sir?
I'm sorry that we're in interrupting a holiday party out here. She's the
season, though, it is? It is the season. Dan Mason,
general manager of our Rochester Red Wings, is in here as well tonight Dan,
How are you Rochester Staple? Who's more of a Rochester Staple? Dan
Mason or Bill Moran? Bill Moran hands down, I don't know. I
think Spikes, Yeah, I don't know, because I've seen Dan dress up.
My favorite was Sinkle Demio many many years ago when my boys were little
and we went to the Red Wings game. That was fantastic. Never see
Superman r at a document. So, Peter, it's been an interesting week
and I we talked to Tyler Dunn last night. Tyler wrote the article that
was really kind of going at and I think fairly so McDermott and saying all
the flaws that were in there. Some people thought the nine to eleven bringing
that up again after four years was a bit sensationalized, and that was the
thing that got a lot of attention nationally. When I went back and read
the article again, I felt like it wasn't. It was more, here's
a pattern of a guy who's very awkward and doesn't know how to lead a
team. He did a great job and still disciplined and getting to them where
they are. But it's almost it's almost the Hey, how ironic is this?
The Peter principle? We get to a point we can't get any further
than that. But last night when we were talking to him, I did
say, do you think it's possible that this article has had an impact because
there was a noticeable difference at the end of this game. Now, granted,
had had Kadarius Tony Knutt or whatever his name is not stepped off sides
or lined up as a linebacker for the Buffalo, but all the same,
that game would have been lost. But you know, beyond that, they
still had to hold their own and in the end, they didn't run it.
They threw it with the final seconds and you know all the things that
I think, like when you have twenty seconds left on the clock and Josh
Allen, don't kneel down, you know, let's try to go for it,
which is what they did against Philadelfa right right right. The article was
something was, you know, as the World turns last week in Buffalo again
on top of the von Miller's story, and yeah, you know this story,
and I don't think you know the nine to eleven and I think you
know, we talked about this maybe earlier in the week, Danny, you
and I, But you know, if that was supposed to be about the
nine to eleven story, he would have led with it, and he kind
of buried it in the middle, and so that got you know, that
got traction in certain circles because of cancel culture. But really, at the
end of the day, that article, like you said, is about his
coaching ability or inability to make you know, decisions at the right time or
the right decisions at a certain time. And I think it was a very
credible article in many areas, and it told me even more where and I
understand everybody was looking for someone to come out and back this guy and say
that, you know, he's our coach, you know we we trust him
mcdadra. They all did it pretty much after the game. But what I
was listening for in the the post game bill and I didn't really hear,
was how great great a coach he is, How great a guy he is
one of the best human beings ever. Didn't really didn't get a response of
how great of a coach he is in you know, universally uniform throughout the
locker room, which really that article, I'm sure to attacked his character in
that from that nine to eleven perspective, but which wasn't a great decision that
he made, and I think he always came out and said it wasn't a
great decision. It was four years. Just to me. It may just
showed how awkward the guy is, Like he just makes bad analogies. You
know. That's how I took it. He makes bad analogies and it doesn't
really relate to the players or understand them. Because it took Kyle Williams,
who was actually visiting the team, to walk up to him and go,
hey, coach, that probably wasn't a great thing, and then he apologized
an hour later on the field. But according to the article, it was
Kyle Williams who kind of put a bug in his ear to go, hey,
man, that wasn't maybe the best use of U of your time with
the team. Somebody somebody questions thinking maybe he's on the spectrum. I wondered
that too. Uh that could be yeah, sure, I mean, you
know, having lived with me, you know, my son kind of being
that. Yeah, could I can see the term of making comments about a
bat boone having a fascinating butt like Jackson Moran, absolutely Jackson and the comments
the comments that he made, Yeah, and those nine eleven comments he made
those those aren't something that you're you're saying off the cuff. At some point
he thought about, Wow, look at this strategy. Look how they did
it, Look how they came together. At some point you're thinking about that,
and then you're I'm going to use this form. You know. Just
just the path of that thought process was concerning to me. But the body
of work on the football field as coach, to me, that article was
credible because nothing has really changed. There hasn't been that like coach McDermott coached
a great game is the reason why the Bills won. I don't think we've
ever had that conversation. And again, I wanted to hear a lot of
the players come out and support him, not as a great human being,
as a great guy, because you could be a great guy and you can
be a terrible football coach. So I didn't get I didn't hear that backing
that I was looking for. It may have happened. I may have just
overlooked it. No, I don't think I don't happen. After the game,
the guy who gave McDermott the game ball was his general manager, Brandon
Bean. It wasn't like one of the defensive captains. Yeah, you know,
on his side of the ball, it wasn't your quarterback. But I
say this, and I said this last night, nobody ever sees how they're
perceived. I remember reading an article years ago when my kids were little,
that you should tape yourself when you interact with your kids. You should video
yourself because you never to try to see it from their the kids perspective,
right, or anybody else. And I always thought after that, I think
I did it once and then I went, fuck this radio. I get
enough tape review in my life. I don't need that. But I remember
thinking, nobody really in our mind, we think we're one way and when
in reality, or at least in the perception of others, were not.
So is it possible that this article, I mean, I said to Tyler
last night, I think this will have a big impact on the season,
positive or negative. I think had the Bills lost that game, it would
have been like, well, everything in this article seems to be right,
this is it, and we would have been like, you know, the
Salem witch trials, where we're running them out on a rail. Had it
gone one way, Now that there's there's a win here and here comes Dallas
in and I think the Bills are still two and a half point favorites in
that game, which isn't I mean, it's more of a push. But
either way, they win this one. You start to go, hey,
maybe McDermott internalized this a little bit or had some people go, coach,
this isn't way off base. You know, a lot of guys said nice
things about you in the article, but this isn't way off base, and
that the play calling at the end of the game seemed to change a little
bit. Maybe it's maybe it does good. As odd as that sounds,
it may. I mean, every game is a playoff game from here on
in. Forget about every regular The rest of the regular season games are playoff
games, so his decision making will rise to the top because they're playing good
opponents. You got Dallas, you got Miami mixed in there, you got
to go out to San Diego. So I mean there's going to be that
his coaching decisions will rise to the top. So let's see. Let's see
if it does well. They got well l A is I mean, yeah,
lay yeah, I do the same thing in my head all the time.
But LA is going to be distracted anyway, because I hear Belichick's going
there. You also got New England and that run too, don't forget about
that. Yeah, but they're already there's certain certain circles about the certain NFL
circles are talking about Bill Belichick going to San Diego. When you look at
the yeah, and I get it from a very very very good, very
good source, Bill, I mean he actually you know, you look at
the general manager of San Diego, uh, Telesco, who's a Buffalo guy
who went to Saint Francis with Poleon's son. He's part of that Poleon tree.
And you know, you get the head coach there went to John Carroll,
coach that John Carroll against Fisher, and Fisher played and them in the
playoffs. And Poleon has a very very good connection with Telesco. So when
I hear that, when I hear those things that you know, in certain
circles in the NFL, it's being discussed that Bill Paul excuse me, Bill
Belichick might be in San Diego. I take that with uh with with a
high level of credibility, but definitely out of New England. No matter what
is that what we're hearing? Yes, Yeah, yeah, well inside,
Eric, I don't know. I don't know why you do that. I
mean, what did you see on the tape that anything that you liked in
the game against Kansas City. Yeah, you know, I really I did
this defensive line Bill, I was on I was hard on them since the
Jets game. Every week. You know, I'm kind of cutting splitting hairs.
I feel like with some of the way these guys are playing, but
they are they are rushing the pass or more consistently. Their integrity of the
rush is remaining solid and consistent. They're not trying to do a lot of
other someone else's job. You know, they playe in one eleventh. I
do like how they did they perform their pass rush. I do love the
way Joe Brady's calling this offense. I like the motion that he's using,
the pre stat motion. They're getting Cook involved, and you see Cook's plays
getting better and better every week. And I think he's more confident of a
player because now he knows that he is an integral part of this offense.
I mean from running football and catching out of the backfield. That first touchdown,
that seam route was beautifully run. The routes were run perfectly. It
was a great call, good protection. So I really love to see what
the offense is doing that you see a different level of confidence from them.
I'm waiting to see her more from from Diggs. Diggs has been a little
bit of a question mark the past couple of weeks. But again they are
they are bracketing him, They're they're they're anchoring down on him. You know,
you're gonna have to get one of these receivers in the next four or
five weeks. Has to step up big. It's got to be Gay,
It's got to be Shakir, could be Kincaid. You look to see what
Kincaid did last week. He had an incredible game. You're gonna have to
see more and more because again they're taking the trent. Teams are trying to
take digs out and get them out early, and you get to see the
same thing against Dallas. I hope that you know, looking at this offensive
line, how they played. They did a pretty good job this week against
Kansas City. Again, these aren't the most well, this isn't the most
athletic offensive line, and you're going against an incredible d line in Dallas.
So I am hoping they're going to deploy a lot of quick passing game this
Sunday, because you don't want to have Josh in the pocket with those guys
bearing down on him. Or you do some kind of legal cut blocking at
the line of scrimmage to help, you know, take get some guys on
the ground, open up some more passing lanes. But I'm very I'm very
impressed with Joe Brady's calling, very impressed with Cook, very impressed with the
defensive line. They're becoming more responsible every week, and that that will be
at the top of my list so far. Bill. It was a good
win. Again, they're one toe away from being you know, it would
have been a minute, a minute left. They could have come back and
and and want it. We'll never know, but you know, that was
a play that we're never gonna you know, you rarely ever see that.
I felt like the last time we saw a play like that was America Music
City with the with Frank Whichek, who actually passed away the day before,
actually on Saturday for the game. Yeah, so that was the last time
we saw something like that. So it doesn't happen all the time. But
you know, I think that the defense is going to have their handsful something.
Do you like the who do you like in this game? Then?
I like the Bills I do at home. I do like the Bills.
I you know, I like it. I like their four four twenty five
game. I think, yeah, right, So another national televised game,
Dak in the gag moving in going to Buffalo. I don't think Dak's ever
played there. I don't think I could be wrong, but I just think
Buffalo has as it's the right time of the year seven and six. They
were seven and six back in was it twenty eighteen or nineteen when they had
the thirteen second game? Right? So I never want to say that you
really should never compare, you know, one year after another. It's tough
to compare it because that team's not the same exact team as we have today.
Plus, you don't want to celebrate you were seven and six. You
try to, you know, kind of offend it is where you are this
year. But yeah, I just I like the matchups here. There's gonna
be some great individual matchups on the line of scrimmage. At the wide receiver
position for the Cowboys. Lamb is a great wide receiver, possibly the best
one We're going to see all year, so it's going to be a barn
ball. I think it's gonna be good. I want to see Dak Prescott
melt down like Patrick Mahomes after the game. I want that same thing that
you got to go two in a row for me. I want to see
that. It was very un Kansas City like that behavior. And I said
to these guys, you know, certainly Dallas had their run as a I
think you could call them a dynasty in the seventies and probably again in the
nineties. And certainly we know what the Patriots did. But both those dynasties
were hated. The closest thing we've had in my mind right now would be
Kansas City, and they were likable until now, until now. So yeah,
that was great. I mean he could could he didn't. He didn't
stop. He hugged Josh. No, he kept going around the field.
They followed with the camera and there was as he's walking, he kept saying
it. He kept saying it. It was. It was telling the photographer
the security and at the same time, I go, boy, I am
so competitive. I lost it in an adult kickball game. So I have
no credibility at all. I have nothing But what I loved hearing in the
press conference where he said, and I had to laugh because he says,
uh, you know, I saw the video, but you know his foot
was a little bit off side. No, no, no, you're either
off side, You're not you It can't be a little bit pregnant. You're
not climbed up as a linebacker for the Bills, his helmet covered on the
sideline. I mean, it was, it did it? It was?
It was egregious. It was the right call. And if that call wasn't
made, then we're all talking about a terrible call off the Bills football game.
By the way, on the ride on the opposite side, the offensive
lineman, the right tackle was three feet behind the line of s Green.
He was, I'm glad you brought that up. I'm glad you brought that
up. When you watch the film, guys, and I don't I don't
know if they're I hope they're talking about this at a high level in New
York when they're when they're grading the referees. But there is an issue where
on the entire NFL, if you watch these left and right tackles every Sunday,
they are pushing the envelope as to where they're lying lining up on the
field, and if they're in the backfield, there's only six guys on the
line of scrimmage, that's the penalty. And then if they're in the backfield,
and then the wide receiver is on the line of scrimmage and the tight
ends on the line of scrimmage, well, now that turns the tackle because
the second man, the tight end, the second man on the line of
scrimmage on that side is ineligible. He's ineligible. The receiver would have to
be a tackle. That's right. So the second man on the who is
on the line of scrimmage, the second man is not eligible. That's why
you hear sometimes in the game, you know, number sixty eight reports is
eligible. That's the reason why, because the formation that they're getting into,
so they make that call. When you don't make that call and you have
someone and you have a tackle it's sitting in the backfield, screws up the
whole flot. It's legal formation. Tight ends covered up XYZ can't you're not
eligible? And that happens all the time. Why don't they Why they don't
call it? I don't know. And Kansas City is worse. I mean
they are. It's egregious how far back they're lining up. And that's that's
why there's an argument to get rid of the tush push. Because Philadelphia started
it with crounding their you know, their offensive line around you know, hurts
and everything else. And then the last few years left tackle right tackle but
getting like a half step head start at the stat and the reason and the
NFL is starting to allow it. And the reason is because they say the
defenses are so fast and so sophisticated. They want to protect the quarterbacks,
so they're allowing wink whink, the tackles to get up faster before the snap.
But people are cracking on it, like you know, like Peter and
everybody else in Florio's talking about on Pro Football Talk, So they're probably gonna
have to redo it. Even Goodell was asked about it, I think yesterday.
So I try to give it a little bit of it. I try
to give it a little Okay, if I'm watching this game, you know,
if I'm sitting there in the fifty yard line and the play is on
the thirty yard line, okay, the depth perception is a little off.
So when I'm watching the film. I want to see the plays that are
around the fifty yard line where I'm staring straight down the line of scrimmage,
and they're about eight plays, and six of them we're no question it should
have it should have been a penalty, six of them. But what are
you gonna do, you know, Monday morning quarterback. But it's got to
be addressed. I got to be dressed well, Peter. I hope you
enjoy the rest of your holiday party if it's still going on, and don't
have too much. Thank you, don't have too much eggnog and go Bill
love it. I should have had more. I should have had more egg
nog before I got on this call. It had been even better. I'd
like to see Peter with a little buzz a buzz one day, one day,
all right, one day, we'll make that happen. Thanks Peter.
All right, guys, take care, Thank you later, bye bye.
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Sephie. We've had a little drama on the program. Yeah, and it
was between Dan and Kevin kind of a something that went on here and then
to me, I'm someone in there. I got a toe on the line.
I'm Cads Tony in this one. I just had a talk. I
understand. But Kevin was not happy, oh, for a text that was
read on the air that he had sent to Dan. And then he said
he wasn't coming in yesterday, which I also told you guys Sunday that I
wasn't gonna be here on Wednesday. I know you did, I know you
did show you guys listened very well. Well do I go under the hood.
You guys need to kiss and make off? Like going on? Actually,
and I have said it like two or three times on Sunday, I
knew he wasn't coming in. Well, I got confirmation of that text the
other day. But I'm just no, no, I know, I know.
But my favorite part of this is, I mean, do we say
what did I had an idea and you decided it would be fun to make
it more of a shit star. Absolutely go ahead and say we're fucking with
you the whole time. Really, Yeah, so when you read it like
you last night, you didn't want to really read it and all this stuff,
and then you because he said, I don't even know how it started.
But he's like, hey, what what if I go with Dan?
I go, okay, okay, let's see what happens. So it's now
I'm getting text after text of different ideas. Sh you wanted me to get
up walk out tonight when the whole time, well, the joke was a
little bit on you. Yeah, you really were legitimately upset. No.
I was like, I was gonna say, for a second, okay,
time out. I thought you were okay. For I read the text,
I'm like, is he bad? Yeah? Is it serious because I'm definitely
not coming. Well, no, what I said was you said it was
more of fy I, I'm not in tonight, and then yeah it was
f y not that was just But then he said you know that I wasn't
coming that we hang on a second. Now, see this is where you
change progressive. What's going to the story? You changed stories a little bit
because I think you said I'm going to write to I'm going to write him
saying and I'm not coming in tonight, even though I knew you weren't,
But you said I'm going to send that to Dan. Yeah, but I
wrote it in a way that there's plausible deny ability. Okay, all right,
f Y, I am not in tonight. That's hey, I'm not
I'm not going to be there. Your exact quote was, yeah, after
you said, uh, I'm not gonna go into that again. F Y,
I I'm not coming in tonight now now the point See, yeah,
you forget keywords there, but worst great joke. Yeah, I'll give you
crows good. Did you like my voice to men response? We tried to
give you this nice very I'm sorry, but mean. So there was a
little bit of shit started going on there. No, it wasn't to get
you guys. Yeah, I know you guys. I felt bad. It
was sixty forty. I'll take the sixty. You can have the forty.
So you really get those at the dollar store though. No. By the
way, I went to the dollar Store today just for some stuff. I
was like blown away the Dollar Store. All the ship that's in there.
I had no I had no item. Yeah for Christmas stuff's fucking fantastic bags.
Yes, Wegmans are like seven ninety nine ship dollar twenty five. Oh
are they a dollar twenty five store? All right? Okay, whatever,
it's still still a lot. So how have you been excellent? Been busy
with work? Yeah? Yeah, Now people, I'm not kidding. People
want to know if Mike was going to be on camera, he can be.
Yeah, so, and he's he's comfortable to be here at all.
Yeah, all right, you're gonna switch spots with him? No, because
the greatest thing Mike is like you. I'm sure you listen to the podcast
and stuff. When you guys first started Stephanie's writing and like we were making
fun of her to that in three weeks she was like ready to I mean,
I write you a song, like I didn't write him a song that
was luck. Yes, it was bad luck. No more songwriting. But
then all this, you know, so how long has it been now,
it's almost a year? Seven months? Yeah, all right, so seven
months in that In that time, at any at any point, was it
overwhelming? Stephanie could be a lot? No, not for me. No.
And then Stephanie because we all learned an awful lot about Stephanie. She
said a lot of stuff and I was like, God, damn, no
injuries or anything along little chafing. Okay, that's all. I don't need
to ask any more than that. I just no, I was just curious
because I go, you said a lot of stuff. Yeah, you're very
open. I wasn't wrong about anything, you know, No, I'm not.
I'm not saying that. I'm just saying, like you, prior to
even Mike being on the scene, for sure, you would be very very
open about things. I still am. What do you want to know?
Bill? I want to know how long it took to get the STD test
back. So we met on May first, and by that Wednesday got the
test. How do you so? I didn't even know where do you go
to do that? You just go to like I had dollar drug STD.
You go to the u of R Lab's blood work, you know, yeah,
you just say, hey, I want blood work and run an STD
test, so you have prior authorization for your doctor. I want to get
down with hooked me up. You just call and you say so. By
May third, I had we just saw a picture of me. I sent
him with the blood work on May third, I'm like, looo, what
I'm doing? Just ran across it the other day. Really, I took
two days and I went does your how? And then we had I got
a lot of questions here. Okay, but do you call your doctor every
time? Ago I need prior authorization to go get a an STD test?
No, I just call it. I say I would like to have a
new sexual partner. Can you order a full blood panel? And they just
do it? Here? Here's my here's my question. How how how often?
I shouldn't ask this for wake? But I've slow numbers? No?
No, but how many times? How many times in a year did you
have blood tests? Then? I think it was just two? Okay,
yeah, that's pretty good. How many times has a doctor going like this?
Never? Yeah, you recommend everybody do this? Probably? Yeah?
Absolutely? Yeah, we knew our status right now. We can stop AIDS
of its tracks that commercial. Oh yeah, that's true. I would be
someone to I don't know, like hesitant. I don't want to know,
like my father, like you want to know everything until until it was time
to know something. And he's like like HIV, like that's the big one.
Uh. I don't but it's still out there, but we don't think
about it. I do. He does too. He's also paranoid. It
was come on, really, Mike, Yeah, health class really worked for
me. Really. Oh yeah, we're both paranoid. About it. So
it's a good fit HIV in particular or any other pretty much, HIVS.
HIV is the most important. We grew up in that era where you know,
yeah, all thes like health class definitely scared us. And then my
mom scared me. My parents told me it was known as venereal disease.
They just categorized all into one and they're like, no, we're gonna specialize
these. There's god rhea, there's syphilis, there's herpes. You ever go
through the book as a kid and look at the pictures of the different things.
Definitely, I think I turn out like this scared. Well, we
know why your mom was in here and she told you all the things that
could go on. Definitely, sugar some crazy ship man I've heard of,
Like I've heard of like scared straight, but not sexually sugar sugared straight.
Yeah, that's how is mom. She's awesome. Now her little surgery,
she's still a gimpie. Yeah. Now Mike has met the family. What's
the plan? Are you going down for the holidays? My dad said,
he completes the circle in our family. Wow, Like this is a lot
of pressure, man, you know, as a guy, I'm just saying
like it's a guy. It's a lot of pressure, isn't it. I
don't feel pressure, No pressure, no pressure, no pressure of pressure.
See, when you love what you do, you never work a day in
your life. Yeah, exactly true. Yeah all right, So I we
all didn't think that this would go as well as it's going, only because
only because it was like, I've never seen anything. I mean, you
talk about cars going zero to sixty in three point five seconds. She went
zero to sixty in one point two. First day, I was like,
oh my god, we both feel the first day. Yeah, well you
came into here saying it. She's glowing, couldn't stop talking about it,
bah blah blah. And I'm like, we kept saying like, this isn't
gonna work. This is you said that, You said that. I didn't
say that. You know, everybody in the room agreed. A lot of
people are, I guess voting against me. Why voting against you? No,
only because you can't because we hadn't seen anything go that fast. I'm
like, you'll scare them away, is what I figured. We both felt
that same speech. Yeah, well that's great. I mean that that's uh,
that's a kindred Spears soulmates. I think they call that. Yeah,
right, everything lines up perfectly. Yeah, And it seems like he's been
very supportive and everything's been cool for me. I see the drumming videos and
that you're gonna be playing over Oh that's funny my Mine and Cheese Bar.
You guys are gonna be doing a set over there. Yeah, January fifteenth.
Are you ready? I hope so so. I mean, like now,
Stephanie has told us, and I have heard other friends of her say
they never see her when she's in a relationship because she wants to spend all
her time, all her time with I like doing stuff with him. No,
but you like doing over go out as a couple, Yes, but
didn't some of your friends say, hey, we never see you, like
a girl's night. I don't want to go out downtown. I mean,
I'll grab dinner, I just don't. I just don't want to go out
and about one in the morning. Yeah, I'm committed a relationship. I
want to go with him or I understand it. But I'm just saying they
were saying, like girls' night or something, that they never really saw you
because you said I want to spend all my time with him, and I
went, I don't want to sup on girls nights anymore. But does he
want to spend all his time with you? Would he be like would he
be like, fuck, please just go for one night? I No,
not at all, Damn, come on, man, no, not at
all. I mean we have we share a lot of the same common interest
there. Yeah. Yeah, we could just sit down in the basement and
jam for hour two hours, you know when it's such a great time.
We don't even watch TV. We just hang and talk and play and wow.
Yeah, have either one of you ever had that with someone before?
I never have? No, No, it's awesome. Yeah, we stopped
what we just sit there and we'll here. Here's so, let's say,
like a meeting Mike really for the first time. Mike seems to kind of
for these guys. No, that's true, but kind of a like a
stoic guy, a guy who kind of keeps to himself a little quiet usually
isn't gonna open up feelings and all that shit. She fucking cracked you like
a nut, bro. I'm sure because this this broad does not stop.
And I'm not saying that that's bad. It's probably very healthy and very good.
I'm just going to be culture shock a little bit, but for the
better. Yeah, yeah, yeah, she made me a better a better
person. Look at that. That's what you want. That's what you want.
Is that what you want to do? What you want? My wife
makes me a better man, that's right. I love it that you love
your wife too. She's awesome, so nice that you say that. Yeah,
yeah, it's very I make her a better woman too. What do
you mean a lot of not a lot a lot of men? Well,
because after so many years, it's just because I think that you gotta find
it is well, finding the right person may be one of the most important
things you do in your life. I feel like an idiot for some of
the people I dated. I'm like so embarrassed. Why, But that's like
you've learned so much. We talk about it. Just a lot of frauds.
Of the people you'll date, you won't marry, Like they're all gonna
be mistakes until you find the one. That's the idea of dating true.
Yeah yeah, but I don't know, because I would think like Stephanie starts
out like she did with Mike, with a lot of people, I do
tend to be like a I go fast with everything. Yeah, but when
you're gonna love, you're gonna love, You're gonna love. And I'm all
I'm in or out just that one. Some of these people would be like,
oh god, that's good. Yeah, this is how I am.
What is the most adventurous fun thing you guys have done? Oh? Boy,
I don't know. Blind we have fun all the time. I don't
know if we have like aday shelter in the basement. I would think we
went the Lake Placid. When we got to climb up on the mountain.
I mean, that was adventuress. That was fun. Yeah, it wasn't
crazy, but it was. The mountain just never ended that. We just
kept climbing and climbing and climbing and end a ton of stuffing art painting classes.
Art painting classes. That's something that you've never done an art painting class
prior to this. Oh, I didn't really have appreciation for it until I
did it, you know, And now watching people draw and paint, yeah
it is. It's probably pretty therapeutic. But you look like a guy who
will rather swinging axe be outside doing that. No, No, you know
what I mean that that kind of ship And then Stephan goes, hey,
let's go painting. So I have an idea. I don't know what.
If it was body painting, that would be different. I say, just
try it one time. If you don't like it, we don't have to
do it again. That's like my philosophy. So I've gotten them to do
a lot of stuff, like eating raw fish one of them, yes,
sushi. Yeah, for my birthday. I just wanted to try and be
of sushi and he did. Yeah. And you never ate none fan fish.
Oh you don't like fish. She's scared of raw too. That was
a big deal. Yeah, and a lot of jokes. There's a lot
of jokes there. I gotta think that's the blood test. I'm sure.
But wait, so you realized I do enjoy snapper a once in a while.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got that. And then we heard
stories, not not about you, just like it's just stories your mind.
I'm what, didn't she say a lot of stuff, do a lot of
things. I should have stopped, taken your advice again and walked out.
No, but a lot of a lot of things were said over the past
year, that's all I think, and good things. Definitely. Yeah,
you don't have any like crazy quiet, like, what's the most adventurous thing
that's fell? Well, I have a lot of crazy questions, but I
feel like it would be uncomfortable to disagreement. Of course, everybody has a
people don't We've never had like a fight. Wait, have you ever made
her cry? Yes? Yes, yes, of course. How many days
before you farted in front of you? That's really funny? Why? Because
it was day one? So so when I first met him, he like,
doesn't poop in front of me or even talk about it? Same with
farting, And then it was like, really weird. I finally was like,
when do you poop? Like? Because he would? I get him
like, because this is weird, investigator, we have a lot of a
lot of time. Why do I think this? Stephanie probably goes and she
would no matter what's going on in the bathroom, She'll leave the door open
and continue the conversation. No, because you just don't care. If you're
intimate with somebody, you are all the way in. Yeah. Yeah,
so it took you the longest time for you farted. That's look how embarrassed?
Well, because it's weird, it's usually the other way around. It's
usually the guy who's gonna fart in front of it? Like the woman who
keeps you quiet. You're like, well, usually his first part was so
fun you want me to tell? So we just get done doing it and
we're naked and he's putting on his boxer shorts. He bends over and as
he's standing up in him, he goes, this guy's been hiding farts and
boops. That's his first time after that naked putting on boxers. All.
I laughed so hard. I was like choking. I'm like, out of
all the ways for your first part to be, it's this, all right?
What was yours? What was yours? You? Probably she probably the
first. She probably climbed on top of his head and hung her rests over
his face and goes, baby, I don't know if I remember. I
think I like laughed and bad ones. It was like mine was kind of
a cooler way and not embarrassing like him. Fluff princess puffs. Yes,
I'm sure they are princess puffs. This is uh. I just I get
the impression though, that you have dragged Mike out of his shell for sure,
completely, not that he was in a shell, but he's just this
guy he's not gonna he was raised right, He's not shipping with the door
open. He's not doing that. He's you know, I mean, we
don't ship with the door. I know you do, but I think you
do. I think if you went in and yeah, she's a little private
with that. But I can say, like, I gotta go potty,
I'll be right back. He couldn't even vocalize if he had to go.
Okay, we didn't say I gotta I gotta go see take a leak.
So and he would poop. He would I'm gonna go shut down the garage.
You're gonna be a couple of minutes. So we'd be like the cottage,
and he'd be outside for a while. He's always like outside the bushes.
So one night I think it's so funny, I'm gonna scare him,
right, So he's out there shutting down. I pretend I go in the
house. Then I run back out like by the poolhouse, and I'm like
hiding behind the poolhouse bathroom, waiting to be like poop jump out. And
so he's not coming for a while, and I'm leaning up against the poolhouse
door and he's in there shitting. I could hear, but he hears like
my body rubbing up against the door, and I'm sitting there waiting for him,
and he's like waiting till finally, after a couple of minutes, he's
like, oh, hello, that's the first time I was like, so
you do poop. You've been sneaking at this whole time, saying you're doing
outside. You should actually appreciate that more than anything. So funny, now,
you should appreciate that that he tried to be a gentleman about pooping.
Yeah, but it's so funny. He caught me, but you would scare
him. You bring out every you there are, No, you're wild,
right, you get a little. It's been very adventurous. Huh, it's
been adventurous. Nobody. I mean, like, okay, all right,
most uncomfortable thing that she made you do? Can you say you don't have
to? But can you? I think eating a raw fish was definitely up
there. That was really tough for me. Was it alive? No?
It was that No boo. The best sushi, like in the world,
Oh, where's it? You've never had it in the major cities. I
love sushi. How easy is Stephanie to travel with? Oh, She's very
easy, so much fun. Yeah, yeah, we have a great time
traveling. She's very Do you ever feel like though you're fucking excuse me,
I'm going to pretend she's not here. You just get exhausted, like you're
just like I just need to fucking break, like no matter what it is,
I don't think and like everything with Stephanie is is at like eleven right,
everything not in a bad way, but you know, like sex everything
that after you're like, Jesus Christ, I'm fucking sushi down here? Can
we stop? No? Not not all the time? Have her well,
you got my intense moments and guys, have her her normal for the most
part. Yeah, she is pretty pretty even he really enjoys going to work.
All the concerts. You've been to a concert with her? Yet she
can? Yes too, down in the pit? Yeah yeah, and that
was my first concert actually down at the pit. Yeah. See all this
stuff right she You gotta admit, man, you do bring out a whole
different life for people. And the whole thing too, is like the honesty
piece, you know of just talking about things that normally wouldn't talk about with
other girlfriends. Yeah, give me, Can you give an example and try
to think of one that's maybe you're comfortable with. Just like a recent girlfriend
that I had prior to meeting her, Just being able to say, you
know that I really liked her, it didn't we didn't, you know,
it didn't work out. Just being able to give more detail than I normally
would with some yeahtain aspects because she's so honest that you wouldn't get I just
wanted to know, I share, and I know it wouldn't I know it
wouldn't make her mad if I were to say certain things because she's that honest
as well about yeah, what do you mean? No, Stephanie, were
you like probing to see if there was still feeling I have a feeling like
this. Here's where my head would go if I got to ask that question,
Mike, like what did you want to know? For example, tell
me who have you dated? I did? It wouldn't be the question,
It would just be my comfort level of telling her, how right did you
say? Anything like how did you feel about this person where you really hurt
when they left? That sounds very you to ask these questions. I would
just kind of like, tell me about your relationship since you broke up with
your acts. Okay, yeah, have you been on the dating maps?
Like, what's it been like? Yeah? Uh? Were you on dating
apps? I started on one? Yes? What did it go well for
you? Or no? Right before I met her, I had a had
a pipeline building up and then I have nothing materialized. Did you search him
pipeline building up? I love that term. I had a pipeline building up
too. Okay, all right, were we're bragging you? We're having a
contest. My pipeline was bigger than yours. Did you search him on on
that website? Had? Yes? I definitely did. Oh you did the
Facebook page? Are we dating the same guy? Facebook? Rochester Mike and
I was scrolling for a while. There was nobody there, nobody home.
No, But if you saw something, you would have responded. I would
have told him. You would have told him girl, what's the story?
Yeah? But would you have responded to the girl? It's kind of to
me, it's like, well, you're looking for you're looking looking just you
kind of just go on that site to make sure there's not anything really crazy.
I just think like if you look for trouble, you'll find it,
you know what I mean? If you're looking for something you're gonna find it,
So either you go with your instincts. What's your instincts for both of
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I feel like it's church and everybody like stands on. Yeah, you're
like the Oh, I guess it's the way, mister man. Can you
play this song? Yeah you can't. I can play anything now, at
least go to the beat. But it might not be it's not exactly how
they play it. I should say they play this when you saw them?
Yeah, shine down last Yeah? Where did you see them? Ah?
Oh yes, Syracuse. Actually before they played the song, they did an
intro that Casey Kasem remember they played at Casey case Wicky radio clip that this
song Whenever they did it back in four or five, this song was number
one. Wow, that is really cool. I like seeing their eyes.
They look at you and they swat like I like. I like being close.
Yeah. We went to see Bush It'sracuse a couple of weeks ago,
and her friend is a huge fan and the band finished stuffs up front.
They didn't. Gavin didn't throw any picks or anything. Jumps on stage.
What jumps on stage? Grabs a pick out of his stand like stand and
jumps off stage. Nobody said anything, No one saw it. What do
you do in those situations? I was about five rows back. I was
like, holy ship, did she just do that? She jumps off like
five feet from the stage. Yeah? Wait, how were you five rows
back? Because she went up. Oh so at the end of the night,
people start walking. I was like waiting for the guys taking on the
stage to like, so, what are you going to do with this pick?
It's just it's like I gave it to my friend. She's obsessed.
So he came to town and we had him at a holiday party. I
was there. This was like than that, like, oh, wait,
nine around there? Yeah, you were there. I was there and I
madamman took a picture with him. Damn. I didn't know that. Yeah,
I could probably find it. You guys get talking about sports or something.
Then I watched the game, but I don't know the stats. And
that's all right. We did enough sports. We did enough sports. We
talked a little baseball, he talked some football. We did all it?
Do you watch? What's what? What's your team? We're the same.
We're both like casual sports watchers, like, hey, you want to put
on football and we'll get into it and watch it, or we'll go like
three weeks without watching anything. We're both the same. I don't have a
team, No, save you a lot of that. You want to watch
football, You want to watch antiques road show? What's up? No,
they don't watch Anteing's Roads. So Stephanie brought up an interesting thing sort of
off Mike, how she doesn't like to be blindsided, correct, which is
why you asked Mike about a lot of yes. Okay, so, but
isn't there a trust issue or is that no blind how girls are? And
I just kind of wanted to know, like, because how is your horror
face? Basically when he got out a fourteen year relationship, how was your
hor Oh hor face? I thought she said horror face? Oh, like
your last girlfriend. No, you know that horror face you did? That's
slow more face. No. I just kind of wanted to know because it's
like the girlfriend's friend or is it going to come back to me? Like
I just once we were steady and serious. I kind of wanted to know,
like a brief history, like how many and like who say the name?
Does it ring a bells or connection? Okay, before it gets to
have you been blindsided before? Yes, actually it came in handy that he
told me some stuff. Okay, So my example was you're out of tin
cup and so on. So just say, you know he fucked my girlfriend
two weeks ago, and I could be like, yeah, Sarah, he
told me about that. That was the weekend before he met me. Like,
then, I come from like a position of strength, not blindsided.
I'm not upset like he told me, I go, how long ago was
your last hookup? So if it comes my way, that's just me.
I felt empowered by knowing what he did, Okay, and I wanted I
was glad to hear that he had sex with more than one woman. I'm
like, oh good, because I don't want to be the first one out
of the relationship. It's scary. There's a higher chance they need to get
more out of their system. So like, I was refreshed by his little
journey and just kind of wanted to know some details. Stop stop it,
stop what that's just met journey? No, that's not what it meant,
but I was just like and it did come in handy. We were at
ten Cuff and a girl did pull me aside and tried and we just want
to give me some information, And I was like, what do they want?
And I threw her out. Hang on a second. I want to
know, like when a woman does that, is she trying to be helpful
or is she trying to be hurtful? It's questionable. I think you're like
trying to warn you, slash warn you what I don't know? Like you
seem all about him. Two weeks ago he was out on the town.
Okay, but two weeks ago he was out in the town, but he
didn't know you then correct, So like how much do you let your trust?
Steff? Here's why it's scary because like some that'll scare some girls away,
Like were you banging a new girl every week? Like you kind of
want to have some data? Yeah? I do. Yeah, that's just
who I am. Are you the type of person though? That sometimes when
you hear stories about knowing being secure that it's you and he and you you
and he right, that that's it. But if you hear stories about him
went in the past, does it kind of turn you on a little bit,
go oh, I can I cannot do that. It didn't turn me
on, It didn't upset me, like he just told me and I just
processed it. It was like okay, and then it came in handy.
Another time, there was a guy that was being a jerk and was trying
to rub it like up. He was upset with Mike. Why oh,
I don't know if we can say it was a situation with Katie, like
her dating, and he kind of said something that made the guy look bad,
but it was truthful. So the guy wanted to get back at him,
and so he said some information like oh, you know this about Mike,
and I actually was like, yeah, I already knew that. So
like by knowing that, I I could have his say something in front of
you. Didn't say something in front of the guy. Someone had to tell
on you, Katie, so like it got him fired. People like so
much fucking drama. There's a lot of a lot of drama. You're you're
You're just trying to help somebody out privately, privately, Katie out and I
got back privately little dagger. And it helped me though, because he did
tell me that he said, there was a girl before you that I did
really like a lot, and she dumped me because I was too soon out
of a relationship. Okay, and got like he told me that, So
this guy was trying to sabotage like by saying he was crazy about this other
girl. And I'm like, he told me, yeah, so you know
what I mean. I had his back and I wasn't blindsided, like,
oh, no, way, really I was. I totally I was like,
I know, what's your deal? Like, it's almost a strong front.
No, that's a pretty uh so that's It's a pretty intelligent way to
go about it, because I think that most people would be back on their
heels right exact, and you start to feel insecure and you start to feel
like, what can I really trust here? What's really going on? Yeah?
I just I don't think most people are like that, though I know
I think most people, but asked a little different on the detail, kind
of like who in a good way? I think different, but in a
good way. But I think a lot of people, especially when you're new
in a relationship, if you're both out on the town and there's a lot
of activity, I think it can cause a breakup or some relationship tension with
all those unknowns, you know. I think it was really helpful. And
so we went out one night and there was an act of mine that was
there, and you kind of was like coming in for a hot I was
like whoa, And I was like, yeah, that's this guy. Like
so then he knew he wasn't like oh I didn't hear about that. So
it just it's like you're a couple and you know each other's history. It
just I think it was really nice for me. I don't know how you
felt about it, No, it was. It was great. I feel
like it brings you closer. Normally you keep things to yourself. You share
a little bit, but not a lot. But you can't. You don't
have a choice, Mike, And there's no fucking rules. Like you don't
have a choice. She's gonna steamrolling out of you. She just keep coming
at you. See like fine, it's fine. Liberating. But I would
say I'm saying it like being a dick, but it is it No,
but it is. It probably is liberating and it comes in handy because of
things like that where you're like I already told you, you already knew about
it. It's not a secret. Yeah, to take the bullets out of
the gun. Yeah, take the bullets out of the gun. But both
of us. But and then did you because I have a feeling like Mike,
and I'm just gonna project on myself here, I wouldn't really want to
know, Well, everybody's different. You first, I didn't want to,
like, there's things I don't want to know. I don't hear it.
No, like like I'm I'm assuming you dated other guys. I don't need
to know. I you know, I don't. That's fine, But I
have a feeling that you went oh by the way, But I mean I
didn't give you any crazy no no no no no no no no no,
not too crazy details, but even who they were, maybe what they did,
how long you were with the person? Yeah, yeah, like a
little rundown. Yeah, do you come with like a little laminated car that
you just go, here's my recent past code? Doesn't sound like that?
Yeah, like a little football card, like how many times I've been sacked?
You probably don't want to scan this Best Year twenty twenty two. I
gotta say, man, you are. You're an impressive chick. You are
because all this stuff like when you come on so strong, I think that
people don't know how to how to really take you. I'm being very honest,
and I think you said to me, I was very quiet the first
couple of times you came in, and I did, but I knew you.
I can't no, no, but I can read somebody pretty quick in
terms of like I knew there was value, you were gonna be funny,
you were I go, all right, this is this is good. But
I wasn't sure, Like I didn't want to. I didn't know where to
step. I always believe with some people that are land mines, and I
didn't want to do that because but as the further we went along, I
realized, no land mindes, and if you step on want it, it'll
just be funny anyway. You didn't want to, didn't want to. Poo.
But the but the but somebody somebody said to me that watching the podcast,
that they have come to really appreciate you as a person. And this
is a woman who said this. By the way, it's a woman,
because and you know, women will be a little probably a little more catty
on other women. And they and then and there have been on other people,
on on on the podcast. But the one thing they said about you
was that you have a big heart and that you really are a very genuine
person. And I go, yeah it you just you come on. I
think most people aren't used to that, like that much honesty, that much
stuff, right. I mean in a way, it's like you don't know
whether to to believe it. Is it bullshit? Like I'd be like,
is this bullshit? It's good? What do you mean with work? No?
In the beginning, I'm saying I would be. I would have thought
if I were, you know, when your shoes, I'd be like,
that's so sure, what's going on here? I don't know. We had
an awesome relationship from the start, he really did. One thing that she
taught me to is being mindful of certain things like what let's say someone reached
out to her on Facebook, guy hitting on her. She would say,
Hey, just so you know this, someone reached out to me and just
letting me know things so that I don't get caught off guard. If I
were to happen to see something. See, now here's what I would think.
I would this is where my twisted head goes. I would think she's
kind of warning me, you know, I still got it. If you
don't treat me right, there's a million other guys that would be willing to
jump out me. I share. If I get hit on, I'll beig.
Just so you know, I received this message in here is my response.
Yeah. Yeah, and I show him, and he's showed me something.
I don't ask for it. I mean, like, I don't think
you would at all. I wouldn't either with somebody I just don't want.
Here's how weird. I weird. I just would never. When I was
married, even I never went in my wife's purse. I just never felt
going. I was never comfortable doing that for gum. No, it seems
like you might need gum. No, yeah, maybe I do, but
I'll go buy my own. I just uh, I wouldn't go. I
just am not comfortable doing that to me. That's your private space. So
if someone's sending you a message, I'm just gonna at this point trust that
either your in or you're out. And if you're out, hey check this
out. I just got this message. Yeah, I've done that for a
while. I'm like, I don't I don't need I trust you. I
don't need to know you know. That's fine, But for me if there
was something where I needed to share with her. What's the filthiest message you've
ever received from somebody? You've had to have gotten some filthy and they don't
even phasee me. I was like, Okay, do you ever get dick
pics? Yeah? Do you really? Yeah? I've got a ton of
stuff I mean not, I mean I kind of in the public. It
hasn't really been since I publicly announced him, but definitely Dick pics and I
would really wait on dating site on my Facebook messenger, Facebook Messenger. Oh
yeah, yeah, you gotta be shipping me for real. Uh huh,
man, I must be living in the Stone ages. Yeah. The one
guy I get nothing like i've been a would be great. No, please
start to get don't want this. One guy's like, I know you're a
successful woman and I'm just a small town fall time man or something. He's
like, but this Dick would be the best you've ever had. What are
guys thinking? Lyrics ever? Just a small town Yeah? But I got
a me. I'm like, whoa, I'm glad you shared that because I
couldn't. That's not gonna fit. And I want to be with someone who's
in a dick pic without taking me on a date first, Tomas could pass,
buddy, good luck. I just want I just like whatever, this
is single days, not with him, But I would kind of just like
make a funny comment and then Max. Those would be the people I would
call on Facebook Messenger. Would you say that? Would you? That would
be a really funny bit though, to have like someone poses a single woman
to see what kind of like almost fishing. What can you get? This
is just out of the blue, Stephanie, just completely out of the fucking
blue. Yeah, wow, uh huh, man, that's bold. Chicks,
wouldn't you were single picts when you were single? No? No,
But like I don't think women ever send like shots no voluntarily on their own
voluntarily like hey you know what you really like? Hey, how'd you like
to bury your face and play motor boat in these? You know? Don't
do that? No, women don't know. But what is going Like,
I'm a guy, I wouldn't send a dick pic. I'd be I've had
a lot over the years. Really, man, that'd be funny if you
could do like a hole of the wall dick. I mean I've deleted on
my don't need to of course, you though, But I mean there's really
like there's nothing that we might get that looked at. Girls will share them
with their girls, of course they will. Oh, and some things,
I'm like, I've never seen it. I've never seen that. My one
girlfriend and a guy like the top half was white and the bottom half was
brown or just like I'm like, I didn't know they made like no zooming
in. I'm like, it looks like he's got a I don't know.
No, it's like the Napoleon ice cream. It starts out a little right
at the top, we get white in the middle, and then we're talking
about it. Yeah, not like a fade like hard cuts. Yeah you
know what that is. Yeah, prick mahomes a penis snow. But that
that's what That's what Sometimes I think that's guys who have like, over time,
that dick turns a little darker. It's out there. And then the
part that I was in exposed to. I don't know if you're walking around
naked or whatever, but you would see like I remember as a kid seeing
a penis like that in the Jersey short. You went into the showers after
to get the sand out of her, cracky your ass and all this,
you can go home and make a pearl or whatever. And you're in there
and I remember being a little kid and seeing this guy's penis and it was
like it was like, what is that? So here's another thing with the
dick pics. I'm zooming in, like what's their house like in the background,
Oh, look at that. He's got a nice grand ood. This
guy looks like he's living like a slum like and then girls like will analyze
the whole picture. I have I have a real I have a real question.
So no, no, no, no, no no. Our friend
Doug Phelps, Okay, I say that Doug Phelps lives the closest thing you
can is an adult in a child's fort. He lives like, okay,
so he's got a small apartment, nothing wrong with that, but he's the
kind of guy And this is like, this is where you're almost a confirmed
bachelor. You know those ropes things that you put your plan and they hang
from the ceiling. Well, I called it this sex one for the for
the plant. But the plant outgrew it, it got too big. But
so it's it's just hanging with nothing in it from the kitchen. Yeah.
And then like everything's cluttering all this, and I go, so, here's
my thing. I said, what do you do when somebody comes? You
go to My father asked me the same thing. Do I clean up?
And he goes, I figure, if I get you back here, game
on, no matter what. Now, have you yes, have you not
walked into places maybe at some point and kind of gone, oh, hell,
I gotta I gotta get out of here. I gotta get out of
it. Like it's a turn off. All right, that's what I'm trying
to apparent. Apparently like the smell, there's huge dog and then smelled like
nasty dog, dighusting dog, like real stinky, real massy. Yeah,
no, I I can no. And I mean, I'm not gonna say
I'm I'm the neatest, but I I didn't like my place to be clean
and I can't. Yeah. Well, I remember even going to one girl's
house and the toilet had like speckles and I was like, I can't.
Yeah, speckles here the other night, you know, this was a speckle
somebody had splashed up on the underside of the seat, so it's running down,
Yes, and I call that that's nasty. But the bowl was speckled.
So then you know what I do. I had to go to the
bathroom. I couldn't hold it, so then all I I used to as
target practice and try to scrape them off with you. Oh god, I
get splashed back. Get poop particles. No, I'm not poop charticles,
plumbing spoms. Yes, we need to get a plump. That would be
fantastic, a good plumber liquid. See. I think you should write a
book. Oh no, I'm serious. I think you should write a book
like a dating book or something. Or you guys should do a couple's podcast,
or you talk about this kind of thing and how you've tackled issues and
different things like that. I don't know if you'd run out of and I
don't know the series, you'd have to sort of storyboard it out. But
this whole thing has been like Mike, I'm telling you, I know a
million guys that are appear like Mike. I was gonna say, seem like
a like that dream. He's like a manly man the guitar and the drum
romantic, but he couldn't Wow. That's the other side of the stuff that
usually he doesn't. He doesn't want people to know you know, not the
hottest beard game ever. You like that looks like beard Stephanie beards. Okay,
he looks like he looks like he stepped out of a lout trading post.
Yeah. Somebody wrote in on that model that looked just like you,
but fatter. What model was this Frankhurst? And like he does look like
Frank o'harat have you even told that? Yeah? Yeah, the Steelers.
Yeah, pull up a pick of frank Yeah, Franco he died about a
year ago as a matter of fact. But yeah, I mean, do
you have a picture of that the model? I might have it in a
text magazine. Yeah, I might have it with your mom. It's so
funny. I was like, is he modeling? Wow, it's really kind
of funny. So here's a picture of Franco Harris. Oh my god?
Is he half black? Yes? Half Italian? A little bit with the
beer. You could play the guy in a recreation sort of from a distance.
You know, it's not it's not a terrible where what a model?
What was he modeling? Like men's clothing? All right? I got a
lot of funny pictures, And what I was going to say is you dragged
a lot of stuff fat of him, and he realized he's better off for
it. That's what I'm saying. Push the boundaries. I think the one
that I think it's the most interesting is you know, leveling on the stuff
so I'm not blindsided. Never thought of that, But I never thought because
if somebody came up to me and goes, you know, she slept with
somebody two weeks ago, but like, yeah, she's not the night,
that would have been my answer, like, I don't even I just don't
want to be I want to know your demon. I think guys are as
well, and I think that that would be my knee jerk response. On
the inside. You might be like, oh, you know, would be
he says, I just had someone had sex a week prior, but before
that was amos like you kind of. I just like the data. So
you know, do you ever say things like, uh, was I better?
No, I'm pretty confident. I don't know. All right, let's
take a quick moment and we got and then we'll give away. We have
a Cliff Hotel and Spa gift certificate to giveaway. Yeah, so you can
use it in their spa. They have a really beautiful spot there. It's
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like it traveled somewhere. And then you could also use it in the restaurant
if you want to, or put it towards a hotel stay or whatever.
Well, how do you win it? So people are calling in at five
eight five two zero six eighty eight sixty six and telling us why they deserve
this. We're calling it gift yourself. And I went through a bunch of
the phone calls and I think this will be the best one so far.
And we'll see and maybe anybody, maybe you may be able to relate.
Kevin may be able to relate. Yeah, right, So we will get
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guys? Are you guys all been good? And back to some real heart?
Yeah, cliance, you've been you've been rehearsing real heart. The Late
Clarence bringing the saxophone bag. Everybody has there been good and what you're not
a Bruce family? Oh that's not many show I've ever seen. He's around
performer because seven years old, they're not tried. Anybody pooping from the brus
get home? Was that the Bruce show? So funny? I forgot that?
Yeah? And he held it all the way in front? Yeah,
yeah, it's up front. You couldn't go. Do you do when you're
up front of the concert and you all you have? I saved the beer
cup and I where I pians? I did that my last Metallica. I
don't want to lose my spot, so you save it. And then I
had a skirt and just and then dump. You gotta get a good aim,
yeah, because at least it was a wide mouthed cup. How good
of an aime do I need? Well? I don't fucking know. Look,
I gotta at least this. I can aim it, right, I
can hold on, I can aim it, I can go, I'll go
over it. I've only done that one time in my life, and it's
I only do that for big like Metallica. Other than that, I'm not
fucking doing that. I want someone. I'm not pissing in the pit for
now. Not right, but Metallica, I'm not losing my freaking spot.
No, but I remember going to uh A Bills game and being stuck in
traffic and a limo and some a woman had to climb into the back pie
in a cup. Yeah, man, I don't know. I'm just get
out, go find a wood and catch up to the limo. You appening
down the road. It's a woman. You can't I can't space squat.
Yeah, the squat thing. It's it's just kind of unfair. Yeah,
it's kind of unfair to all that. All right, So we've got the
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very tough year. I wanting to see if that SPA gift card is available
for my wife. Our son just got kicked out of daycare, So now
we got to figure out daycare and stuff. So yeah, let me know.
I definitely want to smoke put my name out there. Thanks Billy,
take care. Bye. All right, so I've got kicked. Let me
just say this, How are you gonna go too? Your wife would be
I could. I just felt bad for this guy and if it will help
him out at home and help his relations, because I don't know how you
get kicked out of daycare. I don't understand it. I don't know.
I don't know. If you're like biting, if you just stop, you
don't stop biting, you don't stop hitting them over the head, hitting another
kid. Yeah, swearing, oh, swearing? See, but all that
like sort of reflects as bad parents. But sometimes they're toddlers. It's not
like you know what I mean, maybe maybe the F bomb is being dropped
and all. But I know a couple of toddlers that like to swear.
Who I'm related to him? Oh yeah, I think my kids probably didn't
know. I'm sure they did. Yeah, just a babysitting, yeah they
Oh yeah they did. Curse? Yeah, yeah, Oh kids swear?
Yeah, I don't know. You have a well do you have a daughter?
A son? You have a son? Held your son. Oh he's
twenty one. Yeah, that's right. You went to Vegas and did that
whole Yeah, you took to Vegas for his twenty first birthday. Yeah,
we were talking about it for years. Wow. Took him there when he
was eleven or twelve. Uh huh, he said, I got to come
back here. Fucking he wants to go back again. I'm lame for twenty
one. I didn't do that for my guys. Turned twenty one. Still
got a shot with Jameson Huh. You still got a shot with not too
late? Yeah, I got one left. I get a few years.
That'll they'll be so mad them. Yeah, them all. You invite everybody.
Hey, all right, I'm like that. It is only doing this
one time. I guess we're all going. That was fun. He brought
his girlfriend and I didn't really see him the whole trip. Mostly. Oh
really, you know, they're the girlfriend. They wanted the girlfriend. They
did their own thing. Yeah, that's kind of it. They went walking,
That's what they did walking. Ye. What, Well, you've been
to Vegas, addict? You're an antict. I go once or twice a
year for what gambling? Food shopping? Do you go to any shows?
Shows, all, have you been to any like this the strip joints?
Male order female out there? No, I don't know. I don't like
you do. You don't like strip clubs, That's right, I forgot.
You don't want to do that? Why anyway, because you'll you'll, you'll.
I was there for twenty minutes and I'm not a strip club person,
and the guy went with go you'll like it's a spearmint rhino. I'm like,
I don't do strip clubs, because let's go, Like, okay,
we go in security. Make sure that you're not just standing around watching anything.
Yeah, you got to be funneled through. Let's go, fellas.
Let's go. So then one of the dancers will find hey, I want
to do a shot, like uh okay, yeah, seventy five bucks two
shots, right, oh yeah, oh yeah. I'm like, we're leaving,
let's go. We're not We're not sticking around for this in there,
twenty minutes in and out like done. Wow, Like, do not do
not go to a strip club. I don't want to do it anymore.
I used to have to do gigs at the Mirage when I was on radio.
Really yeah, and uh I was always entertained by the clientele. That
what I found way more interesting than the dancers. Flowers. Yeah, yeah,
like the guys that would walk the girl at the end of the night
to the car, the guy that would carry shit and I go. I
wanted to just grab the guy and go, what do you do? What
are you doing? But then I thought, well, there's no harm and
he's just being sweet in it was nothing. They fall in love with the
fucking so who could do that? I had one people. I had one
that she had to be coked out of her mind or something, and we're
talking and I must have gone like this, but I wasn't talking to her,
and she took my finger and she bit down and wouldn't let go.
I thought she was gonna break the skin. I thought I was gonna have
to get fucking raby shots. I didn't. I couldn't. I thought,
you're gonna have to punch her. I That's exactly what I thought I was
gonna have to do. I was like, I'm gonna have to punch this
broad right in the fucking nose to get her to open her mouth, and
finally she opened up. I think I had for like three days the molar
imprint on my finger like they're fucking crazy these and this is like the local
level. I mean, come on, ye ve guess they're super hot.
Of course they are. They're they're the hottest in the world, I would
assume. Yeah, But even there, you go, when am I getting
out of this? You know, I get if there's a while, you
know, I'd rather have somebody I could do something with and than this.
If I'm gonna spend this kind of money, better get some ass at the
end of it, you know what I mean. And that ain't happening.
That's not happening there. Well, there's there's an old phrase in a strip
cle You'll get ft, but you won't get laid. That's the old expression.
Yeah, I don't know. How do you know this? How do
you know this is not being a strip club guy? Because I mean it
sounds very guy friends, But you know what my guy well know because stands
the show is true life. I'm a wrestler, true life, I'm a
stripper. And so when you're a kid, you're like watching the channel forty
one, Oh, you learn all this stuff. The Sundowner in Canada,
and we used to go and there was an old boss that would take us
and we but I I was highly entertained watching the boss get a lap dance
or something like. It was so weird. I go, man, this
is some funny shit. Dude. I've been all of them to a whole
life, except my man would be right next to me, and I just
watch it. I just I don't want it anymore. I remember remember Brittany
the psychic stripper. She said she loved doing a couple dances. Yeah,
we called her the psychic stripper because she was not a psychic. She was
not, No. But what I did was to prove that everybody puts out
too much information on social media. And this is what like eleven I said,
So we have people call up, we're going to commercial break call up.
Now she'll give you a reading. And I would have everybody in the
room scoured this person. So like, let's say Mike calls in, all
right, Mike all over the first last name, and everybody's hitting like Twitter,
so we could find something. So then I think somebody bought a new
car. They had the picture on there and she said, I feel like
you've got something new in your life. There's a new thing that's big deal.
And she's like yeah, and she goes yes, and she goes,
I'm getting the impression that it's more of a material thing. And she's like,
oh my god. She's like, yeah, I just got a new
car. She goes, yes, that's it. Is it read? And
she's like yeah right, oh my god. Yeah. And and and maybe
the money that it reminds you this is where you make it up, right,
it reminds you of somebody in your life. Oh my god, yeah,
my grandfather had a red card and like, right, that's all.
It's all. It was all bullshit. And then people would call up asking
her to do like real reading, reading, and I have to go no.
The thing was you put all that information out on social media, you
tell on yourself so much that it was only to prove that that that's what
we do. That's why I did it. So she was she was a
former stripper. I do remember somebody there was a stripper who interned on Tony
Infantino show. Okay, she was an intern and she was there and somebody
found out she was a stripper. So much people went down and got left
dance. Was it deep? So? But yeah, which would be really
uncomfortable, right, you work with these assholes and then they're showing up here
like you know, you're trying to like get out of the strip club.
So who they were that went down there too? Well? So when Alex
worked with us, she was our intern, and then like what I do
remotes, guys would come up to me so, uh, hey Alex?
Yeah, uh do you think she would go out with somebody like me?
I would get asked at least once an appearance about Alex. Really what is
it? Because we had a camera on the studio so you could watch us.
Oh, she wasn't with you at the appearance. It was just a
fucking weird thing. This is weird. Like I don't know if I'm a
different dude. I just lived in a bubble. I would never go up
and go do you think she'd go out with me? I mean, ask
a buddy about a mutual chick on a but I would never. I wouldn't
send a dick pic. I'm gonna start sending dick pics. I'm doing it.
I'm turning a new leaveno Christmas. It's yeah, I'm turning a fig
leaf. That's what I'm gonna do is make sure the background looks good,
make sure you're grimy look at the batting. The lights got to be right.
Oh yeah yeah lines no, oh, I don't know. Some people
might like that and so fluff. Yeah yeah, I got it. I'll
put half a viagraph first. It won't make sure, just take sure we
go. Yeah, chicks look at all that, or they just delete it.
Do any women like the dick pic? That you know? Do they
like getting the dick pic? Not not in a relationship, but maybe or
maybe maybe you just started out and all of a sudden, like because I've
heard women say that it escalates quickly. I think it was you might have
said it escalates quickly. You go, how's your day great? How is
yours? Oh? Pretty good? And you know, boss, don't want
to bosses up my ass? Was the upper of your ass with this?
Here comes a dick? You're like, what, I only want dick pics
after you've had sex. I don't want to lead the courtship with sex once
you have sex. If you sent me a dick pic, I probably would,
But I'm like, but like, I don't want to lead and start
the relationship with dick pics. No, but here's you have friends? What
do they think of the dick pic? Any of them are kind of like,
yeah, all the women I know hate hate dick pics. Are they
just saying that to fit in? No? I mean because I'm like,
I think they're funny. I analyze them. I always turn them down because
I don't want to guy to lead with that. But I always thought I'm
entertaining. I was never grossed out some girls, and I'm like, analyzed.
You know, there's a strange spot like you said that or who said
that? You did get that? Look, you better get the STD test.
So this has been fascinating for me because you had the STD. You
were the first person I ever knew that was pretty. You didn't do anything.
May third I got, I met a may first, and I'm like,
okay, it's time to go. Yeah that quickly. Yeah, You're
like, man, I want to jump. I want to jump. No,
but I'm saying, like, I want to jump right in. Well,
I want to be ready in case gets heated, like it's well or
if he needs lipidour for his cholesterol and I check that out on the blood
test. I think he went through your cabinet, spabe, Okay, did
any like it says have you known anybody? And it came back and they
go, hey you do. How does that conversation got Oh it was me
personally. What yep, one of the guys that I liked. I was
like, okay, time to get tested. I got tested. He got
tested, and then he disappeared. But we talked an hour. He goes,
oh, it's almost twenty four hours. He's like, I should have
the results real soon. I was like, cool, I was going to
see him that weekend. Gone ghosted. Okay, So something popped up on
the test. Definitely, yeah, popped up, like completely disappeared. So
but no guy has ever said to you, do you ask to see the
results or do you trust both? Depends depends. So, but yeah,
this guy disappeared like he definitely had he definitely had something or he didn't do
it. No, he did, he did, so like magic he was.
But has any guy come up to you and said, hey, listen,
I did come by. No, nobody's had anything, nothing really nothing
in Rochester, Yeah, Slutville. I don't have like have like crazy high
numbers or anything. No, no, no, that's I don't have.
You don't have to have crazy high numbers for them to have something on their
test. That's not you at all. No, except the one guy that
just disappeared. Disappeared? Right? Did you ever speak to him ever?
Again? Oh? Yeah, I ran into him. I said, so,
what kind of STD guy? I know that's why it ghosted me?
And he was like beat rad I called him. You know, I did
knew you would think that. You would think, so what was the reason?
So that if that's not the reason, what is the reason you could
tell that was the reason? Yes, it was all talking around more like
Kevin said, he never even got one. Yeah, because he already knew
got one. How do you know he got one? He sent you pictures,
you made the appointment. I don't know. Am I stepping into a
bad area here. I don't want to make anybody uncomfortable. Don't answer,
just say okay, So we were on a couple of shades and he got
like really horny, and you want to do stuff. And I have like
a rule like or every it's all part I don't do any I don't want
to do that, Okay, handy. I might have like one one exception
in my whole life. I will put that out there, one exception.
I don't want to be like a hypocrite. But for the most nobody really
even needs to know that. But if you feel better cleansing your soul,
I don't want to lie the confessional. I didn't have a A. Yes,
I broke it one time. One time. That guy must have been
hotter than ship. I gotta think that that guy had to be so hot
it was. I had no he looked like to be so hot. This
guy, I don't know. I know it was hot. I'm sorry.
Okay. So you talking about never get me beat red, beat red,
Well, I broke it, okay, but none of us knew you.
I just don't like it, okay, So who's gonna know you're lying?
Okay. So this guy things were heating up for in a couple of days
and he's like, you know, I just have you got to do something
with me. I was like, I'm not going to do anything with you
until we go get tested. I'm just it's just what I'm doing. So
he took care of himself in front of you. Yeah. Yeah, A
comic got canceled for doing that. And when he was Louis c ever hear
of him. I helped him, like wiped up. I was like,
hang on, you miss and I went you missed and it had red in
it. Blood blood. Yeah, well that's true, but you know it
could have been building up for a while. But so he was you know
what, he verified and definitely went to the doctor. That's how I know
he was okay, So this was that guy. So the doctor said,
I don't even know if I believe it. He goes, we've seen some
extreme clay cases of blue balls where maybe I was gonna say this is this
is because we had some back to peck date doctor told him was extreme blueball.
You ever hear the term busting up? He literally busted enough. They
think that's what happened. He had so much tension for so long. I
don't know if I believe that or not. But that's like bullshit, right,
big big bullshit on that. I don't But so he was really scared.
He's like, calm on my way in. They're gonna look for everything,
They're like. So he was scared. He called me, He's like
I'm here, and I'm ah, Like it was. We had a full
conversation. This is the part, well, you know what, I can't
say because as a guy, you get to a certain point and you're like,
fuck it, I'll do it. Myself, this is my phrase,
and then you want it. But I would feel so weird after. I
don't know if any guy, like the first time you ever had sex or
had some kind of sexual experience, like all of a sudden, like you
climb out, it's over, and you're like, how the fuck do I
get out of here? And how fast can I get out of here?
You know what I mean? It is literally, I means a Ridgemont high
when d'mone gets off the couch and just fucking gone, like in seconds that
it's again, yeah but Hallton's to sell, but that it's that that called
coyote ugly like I would I couldn't see it's my head would go okay,
well no it probably wouldn't. It depends when this is over, how am
I going to feel? Because I have even felt bad where I know,
likeep, it wasn't like no no, no, no, no, no,
I'm right, but I just would be. I've even felt bad,
like if I've ever pushed and like come on, come on, come on,
and you know, she's like okay, and then afterwards like, oh
god, that was kind of fucking creepy that you did that. You know,
well, I felt really empowered. Yeah, oh it's terrifying. Yeah,
but you broke it one time, but you learned your lesson from the
breaking at one time. I guess you know what. I kind of felt
like I need to have one experience in my life without being so strict kind
of. Yeah, well the thing, no, but you know what I
think it is. I think it says you get like the older, you
get, right, everybody's going to have a past kind of like I never
did pass crazy. I have one crazy story. No, but the longer
past, like I'm talking about like, for example, Mike or whoever right
your later, you're a certain age you hit there's more and more and more
and more. I want to know that. And I felt like I need
to have one crazy story in my life. Yeah. How crazy was it?
Nah? I can't say I'm backing. No, I didn't hear about
this. Oh my god, Jesus, we've caused a problem now. I
did not mean that. Well, Mike, we talked about the nitty gritty
details. You're like some one there. But yeah, what if he meets
this guy at the bar? He needs to know I mean, that's right,
could happen? Now? See? You know what guys would be different
now that you say it like that, Like girls will come up and go,
you know, he banged my friend two weeks ago or whatever. Girls,
right, But if a guy went up and gone, hey, man,
she ever do the swirly twirly to anybody? You know what I mean?
Yeah? Yes, But but I could totally see a guy doing that.
I could totally see you doing I could totally see a guy who had
never ever ever been with the girl, but they were friendly. You walked
in, you knew him. He's never you know, like the guy's never
like Mike's never met this person. You give my hug, you man,
blah blah blah, and then like twenty minutes later come up and goes,
she ever do this? World? Man, that's what guys would do.
That's a way different thing. It's a little shitter, yeah, shit stir,
I guess a little bit. Yeah, yeah, that would be the
thing. I think the STD test is a good thing. I think the
way you've pulled stuff out of MIC is a nice thing. I think,
Uh, your kids never got kicked out of U daycare? How the fuck
do you get? Maybe one time can't out it was like the Midtown daycare.
I think you're like maybe my oldest or something was called I don't know,
it was something really lame, you know, And then he had like
a one week band. Really yeah, it wasn't crazy. That's weird.
Like he pulled the toy away three times from the other and now he's got
to learn a lesson, so one week can't be here. This is the
one who gets punished. Is you you not the kid? The kid doesn't
give a shit of his going back round exactly. Well, they wanted to
make it clear with the parents, so like, you really tell the kid,
yeah you can't, you can't take the ton't anything major, but yeah,
yeah, next time hit him in the face. Call this guy who
won the thing work? Yeah, I don't have his number. I have
his number. No, you want to get the scoop about the daycare.
We can call the guy. Can we call him? We can call him
daycare? Like, don't you want to know? Yeah? I do want
to know. Actually that's a very good point. I do want to know.
Give me a second and I will find his number and I will give
him a call and then then we'll wrap it up. They mean to make
you uncomfortable. I feel like I made the uncomfortable. I mean, I
knew he didn't know that story. So that's why I was like, I
be red. I Hang on second, here we're gonna find this guy.
I would love to know. Yeah, how does your kid get? Tell
you what? I was so stressed out as not worth it, so stretched
out of what from breaking my rule? I couldn't. I knew I couldn't.
I couldn't handle it again, Hang on a second. This is a
call that did come in while we've been on Stephanie and Mike. Oh my
god, let me get my pants down. I got a good signal.
I'm watching Mark Hellman Mark. When you need him to watch, I'm watching
it. There you go, let me see if this is the right.
Like your names together, we had a very tough Okay, this is the
guy? All right? Let me see if I can call this guy.
I won't tell him that he's got it. He just has to go.
Let's see. Mm hmm. What what did you say that? She started
in front of him, so answering how funny the answer? High is his
daycare? Your call has been message I am going to be messages from number
off. Yeah, let me see three. Well that's all we heard us
three. Yeah, it's not three five. The mailbox is pulling. Well,
that's too bad. Didn't know why your kid got kicked out of daycare.
It's a very interesting another episode. We will find out on another future
episode, but we will give him a gift card. He can use it
there. Let your wife get a little relaxation, right, I'll tell you
what makes your life a little bit better. That's or it could be like
the guy who got a free trip for Jackson. Howayoming to family. No,
just take it. It's not what you do for Mike. You've been
in good sports, Stephanie, nice to see you. See you guys,
Kevin who wasn't really mad at all, for Dan who fell for it all.
I can't get you. I'm gonna get you. We'll see you praying
about it every one day. I know you were talk ship Hotail didn't know
what to do. I'm trying a TV. You