WEBVTT 1 00:00:07.280 --> 00:00:10.560 Hi, everybody, Welcome to Laura Kane after Dark. Thank you for tuning 2 00:00:10.599 --> 00:00:18.160 in on Spotify, on iHeart, on Apple, on YouTube, anywhere that 3 00:00:18.239 --> 00:00:22.239 you tune in spreaker, we appreciate it. Do. Thank you so much 4 00:00:22.280 --> 00:00:26.600 for listening. I'm Laura Kane and that handsome sounding voice. Oh yes, 5 00:00:27.559 --> 00:00:33.640 made for radio voice. That's right. Thank you, Thank you home of 6 00:00:33.679 --> 00:00:37.600 the never have a Talent Show show. No, okay, so here's the 7 00:00:37.679 --> 00:00:44.479 deal anyway, thank you for listening and watching. You So, before we 8 00:00:44.520 --> 00:00:50.320 started this episode, I launched a question at these guys and it wasn't so 9 00:00:50.399 --> 00:00:53.799 much of a question. It was a question. But now now it's now 10 00:00:53.799 --> 00:00:59.280 it's a demand. Now it's a demand question. No, it was always 11 00:00:59.399 --> 00:01:02.200 this is always something we were going to do. It's only something you wanted 12 00:01:02.240 --> 00:01:06.400 to do. It is something I want to do and you guys have to 13 00:01:06.439 --> 00:01:11.480 do it too, necessarily. Yes, you do. It's Laura. I 14 00:01:11.519 --> 00:01:17.959 know the show is called Laura Kane after so I can't read that from here, 15 00:01:18.000 --> 00:01:23.560 so that sign has no effect on I know. I know I want 16 00:01:23.799 --> 00:01:27.079 us to have in the next next week we have a guest. Okay, 17 00:01:27.560 --> 00:01:34.120 yes, but the week after starting in February, that's well, start off 18 00:01:34.120 --> 00:01:38.599 February. That way, we're going to have a Laura Kane After Dark Talent 19 00:01:38.719 --> 00:01:46.959 show. Here's my idea, we do something different like anything else. No, 20 00:01:47.480 --> 00:01:49.560 I agree with Brian. No, you guys, how would do the 21 00:01:49.599 --> 00:01:53.760 Laura Kane after Dark Talent Show where Laura Kane provides the talent? Yeah? 22 00:01:53.840 --> 00:01:57.760 I think that's a great idea. Funny thing is none, Well, you 23 00:01:57.920 --> 00:02:01.400 do have talent, and you have talent, I can bring here. Well 24 00:02:01.480 --> 00:02:07.239 do you have like a small keyboard? No, I'll bring my computer and 25 00:02:07.280 --> 00:02:10.479 you guys can watch me edit edit real good, Okay, I don't have 26 00:02:10.560 --> 00:02:14.800 Do you have a piano? Wow, that's a little bit of a problem. 27 00:02:14.840 --> 00:02:16.840 Then, well what about that violin? Can't you break that thing out? 28 00:02:17.039 --> 00:02:21.280 I can't really play violin anymore. Well, it doesn't have to be 29 00:02:21.599 --> 00:02:24.159 like that's the that's the funny part about it, Like, we don't have 30 00:02:24.199 --> 00:02:28.879 any talent, so whatever we do is gonna be funny and horrifying. Well 31 00:02:28.919 --> 00:02:32.039 I actually have talent. Well, then all stuff I can show. I 32 00:02:32.080 --> 00:02:37.919 know me too. We're thinking of different things, but I know same wavelength. 33 00:02:37.960 --> 00:02:43.120 I guess, oh are non tangible? His are just inappropriate? Yeah, 34 00:02:43.199 --> 00:02:47.080 minor inappropriate. We are doing it, so put your he's going to 35 00:02:47.120 --> 00:02:53.280 bring just five star reviews from dozens of satisfied customers. They'll be like, 36 00:02:53.319 --> 00:02:58.000 this is evidence of my talent. No, you guys are gonna I will 37 00:02:58.000 --> 00:03:00.719 find maybe you can write it like a poem, or right, like a 38 00:03:00.360 --> 00:03:04.759 write a short story and read it to us. Or oh god, that 39 00:03:04.879 --> 00:03:08.439 sounds like so much fun. Yeah, that sounds so entertaining to our audience. 40 00:03:08.800 --> 00:03:12.919 What we call I would call it a show and tell, so it 41 00:03:12.919 --> 00:03:16.080 doesn't have to involve actual talent. No, I think it's funnier if it's 42 00:03:16.080 --> 00:03:21.879 a talent show, because yours is not a talent. Yes, it's gonna 43 00:03:21.879 --> 00:03:24.719 be a talent because I'm I'm learning it and it's gonna take talent. The 44 00:03:24.719 --> 00:03:30.159 Walmart kit you bought is not a talent. Oh god, yeah, buy 45 00:03:30.199 --> 00:03:36.120 it at Walmart. Okay, I'm not going to see ross for the dollar 46 00:03:36.240 --> 00:03:42.319 store. Don't tell anybody what my talent. Guys cheap stuff off the shelves 47 00:03:42.319 --> 00:03:46.280 are like super random. Don't talent. That's ross. No, I didn't 48 00:03:46.280 --> 00:03:50.439 get it ross anyway. Don't say what it is. Don't say what it 49 00:03:50.520 --> 00:03:53.319 is because I'm going to learn I haven't started learning it, but I'm going 50 00:03:53.360 --> 00:03:57.680 to. And in two weeks we're having a talent show, so figure it 51 00:03:57.719 --> 00:04:00.479 out. My talent is being really quiet. It's an entire mind too, 52 00:04:01.719 --> 00:04:08.680 is being like sitting so still and being so quiet. That is, not 53 00:04:08.879 --> 00:04:11.599 sit in that chair for the entire hour, and I won't move a muscle 54 00:04:11.639 --> 00:04:15.639 and I won't make a sound. I'll become invisible. That's my skill. 55 00:04:15.560 --> 00:04:19.480 Do you think you could be a mannequin for an entire show and not move 56 00:04:19.800 --> 00:04:26.279 or well, you have to blink, so could you stand with your eyes 57 00:04:26.519 --> 00:04:29.600 closed? Oh my god, Laura, You're making this conversation so awful. 58 00:04:30.639 --> 00:04:36.959 I'm practicing right now at being a mannequin. You guys would, damn it. 59 00:04:39.759 --> 00:04:43.079 I'm going to dress up as Spider Man, and my talent will be 60 00:04:43.079 --> 00:04:46.160 being Spider Man, not very I won't do very good, addicts. I 61 00:04:46.160 --> 00:04:49.879 don't have his abilities. Oh, I know something I could do. Figure 62 00:04:49.920 --> 00:04:54.120 it out, you guys can figure it out. I know something I could 63 00:04:54.160 --> 00:04:58.000 do. What I did it on one of our very early shows. You 64 00:04:58.040 --> 00:05:00.160 played the skin flu at one of your early shows. No, we can't 65 00:05:00.199 --> 00:05:03.800 do that again. That No? Well, no, I can throw up 66 00:05:03.839 --> 00:05:09.240 on command Oh, that's a skill. You have a bucket, I'll bring 67 00:05:09.279 --> 00:05:14.040 one. It's from Laura, Brian. That was a great it's great. 68 00:05:14.519 --> 00:05:17.360 You know better than to even say that. I don't know better than Jack 69 00:05:17.439 --> 00:05:21.399 Ship. You don't know ship Jack. You know better than to bring up 70 00:05:21.439 --> 00:05:25.360 I don't know about anything. I don't know better at all. Ryan, 71 00:05:25.759 --> 00:05:30.079 that was a great idea anything. I am so good at throwing up. 72 00:05:30.279 --> 00:05:33.519 So starting in February, we're going to start off the month with a talent 73 00:05:33.600 --> 00:05:36.399 show. It's going to be great. Well, gonna start off with a 74 00:05:36.480 --> 00:05:41.279 bang talent in quotations. Oh, I'm gonna bug you guys every day, 75 00:05:42.120 --> 00:05:46.079 every day via text or very good ignoring you so I know he doesn't I 76 00:05:46.160 --> 00:05:51.240 text him, he'll text me back like twelve hours later. Like, okay, 77 00:05:51.720 --> 00:05:55.920 she text me on the weekend. I don't work during the weekend. 78 00:05:56.759 --> 00:06:02.920 Oh I'm sorry. Apology accepted. Anyways, are we not friends? You 79 00:06:02.959 --> 00:06:05.519 are texting me now about friend things. You're checking me out work things. 80 00:06:05.560 --> 00:06:10.319 Oh my god, friend, Oh my god, I hey, friend, 81 00:06:10.600 --> 00:06:15.360 can you do some work for me as a friend? Friend? I am 82 00:06:16.319 --> 00:06:20.240 wait, I'm sorry. I didn't even think about it. I didn't speak 83 00:06:20.240 --> 00:06:26.040 about it. I see her actually on call twenty fourth. Am I my 84 00:06:26.079 --> 00:06:30.160 god? Am I my god? You know what if she ever, if 85 00:06:30.160 --> 00:06:32.199 she ever text me with the work question, I'm gonna not answer you till 86 00:06:32.279 --> 00:06:34.759 much. That's because we don't we know you don't do any work. Let 87 00:06:34.800 --> 00:06:39.079 me let me ask you. Laura is like I text her on the weekend, 88 00:06:39.160 --> 00:06:41.759 he doesn't respond till Monday. Isn't he on call? No, I'm 89 00:06:41.759 --> 00:06:45.720 not, Laura. There's your Oh my god that I just want to say. 90 00:06:46.000 --> 00:06:48.279 I see your texts, and if they were important, I would respond, 91 00:06:48.279 --> 00:06:50.680 But most of them are not important, so I'd let them wait until 92 00:06:50.959 --> 00:06:56.199 I work in my work mode again. And I know not to text you 93 00:06:56.240 --> 00:07:00.439 before eight thirty because he wakes up at eight thirty. Text me to be 94 00:07:00.560 --> 00:07:02.680 at five thirty in the morning. The other day, you can text me, 95 00:07:02.720 --> 00:07:05.800 I just won't respond. Not gonna wake me up when I have to 96 00:07:05.839 --> 00:07:10.480 wake up early and cover traffic early in the morning. I always text you. 97 00:07:10.639 --> 00:07:14.199 She does, just because I'm up. She does. You can text 98 00:07:14.240 --> 00:07:15.800 me, but you will not get a response. Well will it wake you 99 00:07:15.920 --> 00:07:18.800 up? No? But I might make you wait longer at a spite for 100 00:07:18.920 --> 00:07:27.160 even trying. I'm sure you would almost full time jobs. Laura, it 101 00:07:27.240 --> 00:07:30.160 is really getting my creative juices flowing for the talent show. Oh, for 102 00:07:30.199 --> 00:07:35.720 a lot of things. Okay, I'm scared. Sorry, you have juices 103 00:07:35.759 --> 00:07:41.720 flowing. I know, I'm frightened. All right, Paul, right there 104 00:07:42.399 --> 00:07:47.800 first in the bath. Why does it always lead into our sponsors something about 105 00:07:47.800 --> 00:07:50.319 going to the bathroom, and then we have to lead into sponsor. I 106 00:07:50.319 --> 00:07:54.079 didn't I had to go to the bath I know, But but did he 107 00:07:54.160 --> 00:07:57.120 did? Hey, I'm not the one with the juices flowing. I know 108 00:07:57.399 --> 00:08:03.040 it's this one. 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No, Okay, my daughter has two to 150 00:11:26.200 --> 00:11:33.799 two tattooed on her her ribcage because that's her angel numbers. These are angel 151 00:11:33.879 --> 00:11:37.879 numbers. These are signs from the universe. So if you guys are seeing 152 00:11:37.919 --> 00:11:46.639 these things repeatedly, it means something. Okay, So two to two means 153 00:11:46.919 --> 00:11:50.120 good fortune and finances, relationships, and career, as well as a reminder 154 00:11:50.159 --> 00:11:54.399 to work towards your soul's purpose. The number is often associated with the moon 155 00:11:54.440 --> 00:12:00.639 and receiving multiple sources of income. For singles, it's considered as a sign 156 00:12:00.679 --> 00:12:03.120 that true love is coming or that a soulmate is near. Evan has a 157 00:12:03.120 --> 00:12:09.000 boyfriend now she does, yes, and he is so cute. He's so 158 00:12:09.159 --> 00:12:13.320 cute and he treats her so well. So anyway, and then Charlie and 159 00:12:13.399 --> 00:12:16.840 his girlfriend, both of them have four four four tattooed on their leg. 160 00:12:18.000 --> 00:12:22.080 That's their angel number, and that means it conveys a powerful message of love, 161 00:12:22.159 --> 00:12:26.240 support, and guidance from your angels. It serves as a reminder that 162 00:12:26.320 --> 00:12:28.120 you are on the right path and that your angels are by your side, 163 00:12:28.399 --> 00:12:33.639 offering their unwavering support. Now wait, I thought angel numbers were like by 164 00:12:33.679 --> 00:12:37.360 birth date or something. No, they're numbers, repetitive numbers that you see 165 00:12:39.039 --> 00:12:41.759 all the time. Like for me, oh my god, thirty three on 166 00:12:41.799 --> 00:12:48.360 the phone. That's two threes. That's one away from three threes. I'm 167 00:12:48.360 --> 00:12:50.799 gonna pick number. I'm gonna pick a number. Four. You're the angel 168 00:12:50.879 --> 00:12:54.279 number of sixty sixty six. But no, that's actually an angel number two. 169 00:12:54.480 --> 00:12:58.519 But here's mine. So it's either I have two, it's either eleven 170 00:12:58.600 --> 00:13:03.759 eleven. I always make a wish the whole entire minute. I wish and 171 00:13:03.799 --> 00:13:07.200 I pray for people when it's eleven eleven. Okay, wait, is that 172 00:13:07.240 --> 00:13:09.960 your angel number or is that just a thing lots of people do. That's 173 00:13:09.960 --> 00:13:13.039 the thing. That's the thing lots of people do. My angel number is 174 00:13:13.080 --> 00:13:22.799 eleven forty four. Now wait, now listen in CHP code, eleven forty 175 00:13:22.799 --> 00:13:28.399 four means fatality. It's nice, I know. But instead of thinking like 176 00:13:28.440 --> 00:13:31.519 when I see that number, instead of thinking about that, I think about 177 00:13:33.039 --> 00:13:35.200 my dad, like, oh my dad has passed on, and oh maybe 178 00:13:35.279 --> 00:13:37.919 my dad's watching over me. So I've kind of turned it around and make 179 00:13:37.960 --> 00:13:41.360 it a good number. But it's actually an angel number and this is what 180 00:13:41.399 --> 00:13:45.200 it means. Wait, eleven forty four. I see eleven forty four all 181 00:13:45.559 --> 00:13:48.639 the time? Okay? Eleven forty four angel number means that if you keep 182 00:13:48.679 --> 00:13:52.759 a positive attitude, focus on your goals, and let love in, you'll 183 00:13:52.799 --> 00:13:58.279 be granted all the abundance and prosperity you need to thrive. This is a 184 00:13:58.320 --> 00:14:01.440 sign from your guardian angel is that even if you have been through a tough 185 00:14:01.519 --> 00:14:09.399 time, the universe is set to shine upon you. Wow, that should 186 00:14:09.399 --> 00:14:15.000 be a talent. Lovely, what if that is going to be my talent? 187 00:14:15.039 --> 00:14:18.720 What if I'm going to say angel numbers? No singing? Oh God? 188 00:14:18.440 --> 00:14:22.840 So do you have something? Do you have like? Do you see 189 00:14:22.879 --> 00:14:28.480 sevens all the time? I see sevens? Yeah? The angel number seven 190 00:14:28.600 --> 00:14:33.799 seven seven is linked to self discovery and personal growth. Unlike numbers like two 191 00:14:33.879 --> 00:14:37.240 to two, which focus more on relationships, seven seven seven urges you to 192 00:14:37.279 --> 00:14:45.159 take time for yourself and embrace solitude. It encourages you to tune out distractions 193 00:14:45.200 --> 00:14:48.000 and contemplate your direction in life. Wait, which one is that? One? 194 00:14:48.320 --> 00:14:52.519 Seven? Yes? Maybe that's mine? To distractions because I try to 195 00:14:52.679 --> 00:14:56.720 I block lores texts all the time because they're distracting. And I noticed that 196 00:14:56.759 --> 00:15:03.159 while I was reading this, you looked at your watch sown and you yawned, 197 00:15:03.240 --> 00:15:07.360 Yes, you did. I hit it, though, so and eleven 198 00:15:07.399 --> 00:15:11.240 eleven if just in case you wanted to know what that meant. Probably not, 199 00:15:11.360 --> 00:15:15.960 but I don't care. Is an alert from the angelic energies that you 200 00:15:16.000 --> 00:15:20.320 are supported by forces you cannot see. You can sink into relief, celerate, 201 00:15:20.360 --> 00:15:22.320 and get excited when you see eleven eleven. It gives you confirmation that 202 00:15:22.360 --> 00:15:26.000 everything's on schedule and divinely guided in your rold at this time. So the 203 00:15:26.080 --> 00:15:33.919 universe tries to send you messages by what's in different ways and numbers, that's 204 00:15:33.960 --> 00:15:35.720 just what they're called. I know. I've just discovered this as well, 205 00:15:35.840 --> 00:15:39.200 these angel numbers. But I discovered them. I don't know, but it's 206 00:15:39.240 --> 00:15:43.279 all over the internet. You just, oh my god, really it must 207 00:15:43.360 --> 00:15:48.000 be true. Then let me look up six sixty six. It's the mark 208 00:15:48.000 --> 00:15:50.879 of the beast action. No, it has. It has a good, 209 00:15:50.039 --> 00:15:54.559 good connotation to it too. I think it's pretty universally a bad one. 210 00:15:54.919 --> 00:16:00.639 Let's see sixty sixty six angel number. Okay. In numerology, spiritual growth 211 00:16:00.679 --> 00:16:03.240 and enlightenment, it suggests that you need to be open to new experiences and 212 00:16:03.279 --> 00:16:07.559 opportunities. Talent show. That's actually not my angel number though, that's just 213 00:16:07.559 --> 00:16:11.000 the random numbers I told you so that you would go away. But then 214 00:16:11.000 --> 00:16:12.960 you're like, no, that's real, perfect, I'll use it. That 215 00:16:14.039 --> 00:16:18.039 will help you grow and evolve spiritually overall. If you keep seeing six sixty 216 00:16:18.080 --> 00:16:22.120 six, it's a sign that you need to find balance in your life. 217 00:16:22.320 --> 00:16:29.960 Fine, God, I genuinely don't see a recurring set numbers though. Well, 218 00:16:30.000 --> 00:16:32.559 now I bet you will, and you'll be like maybe, but then 219 00:16:32.559 --> 00:16:36.639 they'll be meaningless because I'll be looking for them. It's just my brain picking 220 00:16:36.679 --> 00:16:41.399 up patterns. Okay. See that's how it works anyway. See, I 221 00:16:41.600 --> 00:16:45.399 like to believe in something bigger than myself. No, you like to believe 222 00:16:45.399 --> 00:16:49.559 in everything bigger than yourself. Are you calling me gullible? Yes, I 223 00:16:49.600 --> 00:16:52.120 would understand it if it was one thing. You're like, well, if 224 00:16:52.159 --> 00:16:56.960 I use my angel numbers in accordance with my taro and numerology, and I 225 00:16:56.000 --> 00:17:00.919 blend that with a little bit of positive manifestation, and I play on YouTube 226 00:17:00.960 --> 00:17:03.920 twelve hours a night. I'm gonna get rich. They don't. I don't 227 00:17:03.960 --> 00:17:07.400 know if they really blend wealthy. Maybe they're canceling out. Maybe that's the 228 00:17:07.400 --> 00:17:11.319 problem with those things together. You have too many and then now they're canceling 229 00:17:11.319 --> 00:17:15.279 out. So that's why you're still here. I like it here. I 230 00:17:15.400 --> 00:17:18.720 like it here, and you wouldn't be doing the manifestation so much. Well, 231 00:17:18.759 --> 00:17:22.880 there's I think even a billionaire has something he wants to manifest or she 232 00:17:22.920 --> 00:17:26.880 wants to manifest. Yeah, money, and they did it not through not 233 00:17:26.960 --> 00:17:30.759 through listening to money the word money over and over that at night. But 234 00:17:30.519 --> 00:17:36.559 whatever. Okay, that's my host chat Angel Numbers. If you see him, 235 00:17:37.200 --> 00:17:41.519 I think you should look him up because they have significance allegedly. Well, 236 00:17:41.519 --> 00:17:51.519 anyway, Eric, what's your host chat mister? Well? Nothing, 237 00:17:51.960 --> 00:17:56.559 what you don't have anything to talk about? I actually do what? So 238 00:17:56.920 --> 00:18:03.359 remember last week I told you that I was going to launch my Yes, 239 00:18:04.000 --> 00:18:07.240 yes, well I'm doing it, well talk about it. Yes, So 240 00:18:08.359 --> 00:18:17.559 it's going to go live on Instagram next week and then it's I got approved 241 00:18:17.559 --> 00:18:22.119 by Etsy to sell. Okay, first of all, what what's your company 242 00:18:22.119 --> 00:18:32.839 called? Larkin Earl Larkin Earl. Huh why so it's my dad's middle name. 243 00:18:33.680 --> 00:18:41.279 And then it's uh, it's going to be nature photography. So there's 244 00:18:41.559 --> 00:18:48.400 I'll put everything up on the wow so you they people can buy your prints 245 00:18:48.400 --> 00:18:52.720 of your photos that they can and then I'm working with a framer if you 246 00:18:52.759 --> 00:18:57.279 want it framed. Who. Yeah, So it's super exciting. That's really 247 00:18:57.319 --> 00:19:03.240 exciting. I'm actually uh, well there's more coming, but yeah, it's 248 00:19:03.279 --> 00:19:07.960 gonna be really cool. Great, And to take away from the podcast, 249 00:19:07.200 --> 00:19:17.640 be so fun because Laura doesn't already ask enough of the people. Because I 250 00:19:17.680 --> 00:19:18.960 want you to do a talent show. And I text you one time on 251 00:19:19.000 --> 00:19:25.119 a Saturday. One time. You text me every Saturday, Mommy and Daddy. 252 00:19:25.119 --> 00:19:27.079 I hate it when you. Let's pull out the text, Laura Summer. 253 00:19:29.000 --> 00:19:32.519 No, it was something about it was something about, oh I sent 254 00:19:32.599 --> 00:19:41.200 you pictures of new streaming cameras. You sent him new streaming. Oh I 255 00:19:41.319 --> 00:19:45.920 thought you said I sent him nude. And I'm like, what, Oh 256 00:19:45.000 --> 00:19:52.160 my god, oh what it was I listening to horrible anyways? All right, 257 00:19:52.640 --> 00:19:57.519 yes, ma'am, I got to find out where I put the game 258 00:19:57.599 --> 00:20:02.559 that we're gonna play. You just had it. No, you weren't texting 259 00:20:02.599 --> 00:20:06.400 me and you were spending that time organizing. Isn't it right here? No? 260 00:20:06.480 --> 00:20:08.359 This is not. This is like the end part of it. Maybe 261 00:20:08.359 --> 00:20:11.359 it's up there. We could jump up and see if it's over there. 262 00:20:11.680 --> 00:20:17.279 Yes, thank you. In the meantime, I do have some random news 263 00:20:17.279 --> 00:20:22.319 if you want to know some that the world's first trillionaire is going to be 264 00:20:22.319 --> 00:20:26.880 coming in the next ten years. Sure that makes sense. Uh, I 265 00:20:26.920 --> 00:20:33.960 don't know. I don't know. What did I do with it? What 266 00:20:34.160 --> 00:20:41.480 is going on? Well, I would have you go upstairs, but I 267 00:20:41.519 --> 00:20:45.440 don't want to wait. What is it? It's their scenarios? Is it 268 00:20:45.680 --> 00:20:48.920 on a paper? Yes, paper that looks like this. But I had 269 00:20:48.960 --> 00:20:52.119 it all like you. Sure it's not that one. No, it's not 270 00:20:52.160 --> 00:20:55.759 because I had it all start and everything. It's not those ones up there. 271 00:20:56.319 --> 00:21:00.119 It's not up there, Eric, I know I just had it. 272 00:21:00.240 --> 00:21:07.519 Oh there it is Jesus Christ panicking. Oh my god. I had the 273 00:21:07.519 --> 00:21:11.720 biggest phone freak out, the biggest Oh I wish you would lose it every 274 00:21:11.759 --> 00:21:17.200 once in a while, Oh my god. And it was plugged into my 275 00:21:17.559 --> 00:21:22.160 car and I thought I was gonna have to I almost I got off the 276 00:21:22.160 --> 00:21:25.039 freeway to go turn back to where I was. I'm not going to tell 277 00:21:25.039 --> 00:21:30.200 you where it was Saturday night? Why at the casino? Oh my god, 278 00:21:30.240 --> 00:21:33.880 Oh my god, what did Natalie tell you? Oh my god, 279 00:21:34.400 --> 00:21:41.440 Natalie, if you're watching, you know it's fine. Obviously, clearly I'm 280 00:21:41.440 --> 00:21:44.160 not a big believer in tarot, but Laura is. And so Laura even 281 00:21:44.160 --> 00:21:47.400 gets specifically from the Tarot watch out for addiction. She goes good advice. 282 00:21:47.880 --> 00:21:49.319 Anyways, I'm gonna go casino this weekend. They won't want to come. 283 00:21:51.240 --> 00:21:55.559 Oh I was up four hundred dollars and then I came home minus forty, 284 00:21:56.279 --> 00:22:03.599 so I lost forty bucks. I only ever lose one hundred. I will 285 00:22:03.640 --> 00:22:07.559 never lose more than one hundred. So you made three hundred. Now, 286 00:22:07.119 --> 00:22:10.680 yes, I've made I know I made four hundred, and I played it, 287 00:22:10.720 --> 00:22:14.000 played it played In twenty years from now, we're gonna Laura is gonna 288 00:22:14.000 --> 00:22:17.039 be a hardcore gambling addict and we'll have to do an intervention and she'll be 289 00:22:17.119 --> 00:22:19.079 like, Buddy, I need to know. I've We're rambling for twenty years. 290 00:22:19.079 --> 00:22:22.480 If I was addicted, I think i'd know. Now I'm worried about 291 00:22:22.519 --> 00:22:25.039 us living together in our old age, because she'll never be there. She'll 292 00:22:25.039 --> 00:22:29.680 always be at the casino. Yeah, well social security check just in the 293 00:22:29.759 --> 00:22:33.680 quarters ear slots. Oh yeah, Oh gosh. I saw some lady and 294 00:22:33.759 --> 00:22:37.240 she was like, not like when I play the slots, I have fun, 295 00:22:37.319 --> 00:22:41.759 like I like seeing all the fun like graphics and when you hit they 296 00:22:41.759 --> 00:22:45.759 make big sounds. This lady was just like really mad like and she was 297 00:22:45.839 --> 00:22:48.279 hitting it like this. Yeah. They'll be there for like twelve hours at 298 00:22:48.319 --> 00:22:52.960 a time, too super fast. I'm like, wait till they like settle. 299 00:22:52.400 --> 00:22:59.240 Yeah, like she's lady, what don't be so mad? Okay? 300 00:22:59.559 --> 00:23:03.759 Hold what your price? Here's a paper for you and a pen. Here's 301 00:23:03.759 --> 00:23:07.200 a pad of paper for you and a pen. Okay, docket, golden 302 00:23:07.279 --> 00:23:12.559 tops whichever? You want? To give this to you for free? Huh? 303 00:23:12.640 --> 00:23:17.920 I don't know. I had like a huge, big, like Costco 304 00:23:18.079 --> 00:23:22.240 size box of them. Okay, So I'm going to give you a scenario, 305 00:23:23.400 --> 00:23:27.160 and I'm gonna you guys write down what it would take for you to 306 00:23:27.240 --> 00:23:32.200 do this certain thing. How much money are show the camera and then show 307 00:23:32.680 --> 00:23:37.200 I'll and then we each have to guess what we think. Ah, So 308 00:23:37.240 --> 00:23:41.200 should we write a big yeah. I just write a big yeah. Okay, 309 00:23:41.279 --> 00:23:47.640 So here's the first scenario. What's your what's your price to tell five 310 00:23:47.759 --> 00:23:56.960 couples in the maternity ward that their baby is ugly? What your yeah? 311 00:23:56.000 --> 00:24:03.920 What's the lowest you do it for? Okay? What do you? Okay? 312 00:24:03.960 --> 00:24:11.839 Brian, I think that you would do it for five hundred dollars Jesus, 313 00:24:11.599 --> 00:24:17.079 Eric, do I show it. I think you do it for like 314 00:24:17.119 --> 00:24:21.200 one hundred thousand. I do it for fifty. You do it for fifty. 315 00:24:21.319 --> 00:24:22.920 I do it for five hundred thousands. I hate it, so I 316 00:24:23.000 --> 00:24:26.359 do it for ten thousands. You would do for ten thousand. Okay. 317 00:24:26.359 --> 00:24:29.960 Realistically, imagine if someone came up to you and said, we're okaying ten 318 00:24:30.039 --> 00:24:32.880 grand. All you gotta do is go tell ten five people who won't care 319 00:24:32.920 --> 00:24:33.640 what you think, and they're not going to know who you are, and 320 00:24:33.640 --> 00:24:37.079 they won't remember you. Really, they'll you'll just be an anecdote for ten 321 00:24:37.160 --> 00:24:40.640 grand. All gotta do is walk up and say your baby's ugly and walk 322 00:24:40.640 --> 00:24:45.839 away. Oh I for ten grand? I mean, I know I'm willing 323 00:24:45.880 --> 00:24:48.599 to do it for you, mother. I can't. There's just no way. 324 00:24:48.000 --> 00:24:51.839 I know. It sucks it's a dick move, but for ten grands. 325 00:24:52.039 --> 00:24:53.680 Like, I'm gonna feel bad about it, but not that bad. 326 00:24:53.839 --> 00:24:56.920 I don't think I'm ruining anyone's life, all right, What about this one? 327 00:24:59.359 --> 00:25:04.200 What is your price to post a picture of your poop on Instagram? 328 00:25:04.440 --> 00:25:11.880 Oh? Oh, that one's worse, okay, and that's forever. I'm 329 00:25:12.359 --> 00:25:19.759 okay, okay. I think I'll start with Eric. I think Eric would 330 00:25:19.839 --> 00:25:25.359 do it for one hundred and fifty thousand. He's gonna say like eight hundred 331 00:25:25.359 --> 00:25:30.400 thousand. He's just like two million, one hundred million. Would never do 332 00:25:30.559 --> 00:25:33.559 that. And then Brian, I think that you would do it for two 333 00:25:33.640 --> 00:25:37.519 hundred and fifty thousand. Twenty thousand. Oh, you two are disgusted, 334 00:25:37.799 --> 00:25:41.599 really really, hundred and fifty thousands unrealistic. You do it for way cheaper 335 00:25:42.240 --> 00:25:45.000 if I had the money in hand right now, you do it for like 336 00:25:45.039 --> 00:25:48.480 a tenth of that price. No way, you know what, one hundred 337 00:25:48.519 --> 00:25:56.359 percent? No way? Because we post only person some money right there. 338 00:25:56.759 --> 00:25:59.440 Yeah, I'm the only person being honest, and probably I do as low 339 00:25:59.480 --> 00:26:03.960 as like eight, but twenty grand I'll do it. I'm being honest. 340 00:26:03.000 --> 00:26:07.920 You guys are being honest. Okay, what's your price? Hold the hand 341 00:26:07.960 --> 00:26:11.920 of a stranger sitting next to you at the movie theater, the entire movie? 342 00:26:12.039 --> 00:26:15.240 Oh oh wait, well, I mean as long as it'll let me 343 00:26:15.319 --> 00:26:22.000 realistically, right, as long as they'll let you. Okay, Brian, 344 00:26:22.559 --> 00:26:26.440 I think you would do it for five hundred bucks. No, you would 345 00:26:26.480 --> 00:26:30.680 do her two fifty five grand? Five grand, because the thing five hundred 346 00:26:30.720 --> 00:26:33.039 bucks is not even that much money, like it is, but it's not 347 00:26:33.160 --> 00:26:37.160 really Maybe I'd probably do it for two grand. I'll be honest, two 348 00:26:37.160 --> 00:26:38.519 and a half grand. I'd probably do that because it's not that big a 349 00:26:38.519 --> 00:26:41.720 deal, but also it's gonna be enough money to make it worth my time. 350 00:26:42.000 --> 00:26:45.960 Eric, you probably will do it for a thousand. Well, no, 351 00:26:47.160 --> 00:26:49.839 I have I have a question. Are we at like the AMC or 352 00:26:49.880 --> 00:26:53.839 are we at like the adult depot Parkway Plaza? We are at the AMC. 353 00:26:55.279 --> 00:27:00.559 Oh ten thousand, okay, I said one hundred dollar? God? 354 00:27:00.480 --> 00:27:08.559 Wow? She pour? Wow? You are? What is your price? 355 00:27:10.880 --> 00:27:17.720 Swallow a dime? Well, it'll come out in the wash, is the 356 00:27:18.519 --> 00:27:22.680 Here's my question? Is the dime clean? Like it's not something that you 357 00:27:22.759 --> 00:27:26.079 just picked up out of it. We'll pretend that the dime has been sanitized. 358 00:27:26.160 --> 00:27:33.680 Okay, okay, let's just show our answers five grand and that's mostly 359 00:27:33.720 --> 00:27:37.799 the cover medical expenses in case I start to choke and die. Fifty thousand, 360 00:27:38.039 --> 00:27:41.440 fifty Come on, swallowing a dime, it's not that big a deal. 361 00:27:41.799 --> 00:27:48.839 If they were going to cover god, Laura's is probably like five dollars. 362 00:27:48.559 --> 00:27:52.240 Dollars. Laura would do it for ten cents. Oh my god, 363 00:27:52.440 --> 00:27:53.759 you do it if she could keep the dime. Yeah, she'd be like, 364 00:27:53.880 --> 00:27:57.920 I made ten cents off of this deal in three weeks. In the 365 00:27:57.960 --> 00:28:02.000 week and a half, I'm gonna have tents. Oh my god. It's 366 00:28:02.960 --> 00:28:07.359 account totally per butthole is like a savings account, no interest. Yeah. 367 00:28:07.440 --> 00:28:11.240 You know what you should start doing is just start swallowing quarters now. Oh 368 00:28:11.319 --> 00:28:15.799 my gosh, she'll be like a pez dispenser one day when you're a hundred, 369 00:28:15.839 --> 00:28:18.759 you'll just explode full quarters, rolls and rolls of quarters. Oh my 370 00:28:18.799 --> 00:28:22.160 god. You know what, That's something I can look forward to when we 371 00:28:22.200 --> 00:28:23.240 live together. I'll just tie her to a tree and then hit her with 372 00:28:23.279 --> 00:28:30.200 a stick. Okay, what why is your price to participate in a polar 373 00:28:30.240 --> 00:28:33.720 bear plunge? You know what that is, right? Yeah? Oh, 374 00:28:33.039 --> 00:28:38.519 I mean realistically, realistically? How much would you do it for? Twenty 375 00:28:38.559 --> 00:28:41.960 five thousand? I'm lying, really I said five hundred, but I probably 376 00:28:42.000 --> 00:28:45.720 do it for two to fifty. Really, I would do it for fifteen 377 00:28:45.799 --> 00:28:48.799 hundred. It's not that bad. It's not that bad being cold though. 378 00:28:48.839 --> 00:28:52.319 I will do it for me though. But don't you have to like actually 379 00:28:52.359 --> 00:28:55.039 swim or do you just go in? Oh? You just go you run 380 00:28:55.079 --> 00:28:57.599 in, you dunk and you run out. Oh, I'm changing my night. 381 00:28:57.680 --> 00:29:00.240 Okay, so I'm changing. I don't think it's more anything more than 382 00:29:00.240 --> 00:29:03.319 ten. I thought it was swimming. No, you just have to run. 383 00:29:03.359 --> 00:29:04.160 You have to, but you have to run deep enough to dunk and 384 00:29:04.160 --> 00:29:07.400 then you come out five thousand. I do it for five hundred bucks. 385 00:29:07.559 --> 00:29:11.279 I would too. I would too, and I could. Honestly, I 386 00:29:11.319 --> 00:29:15.519 could be talked down a three hundred probably, I probably me, although I 387 00:29:15.519 --> 00:29:19.279 could also see myself when I get there up in into one thousand. Okay, 388 00:29:21.000 --> 00:29:26.599 what's your price? Be confined to your bedroom for one month? One 389 00:29:26.680 --> 00:29:29.799 month, one full month? You are fine? Do I have to work? 390 00:29:30.960 --> 00:29:36.759 Uh? No? Would I still get paid? Yes? Oh god, 391 00:29:36.799 --> 00:29:40.160 I'll do that for free. No, you can't leave. You cannot 392 00:29:40.240 --> 00:29:41.319 leave your room. I'm still getting paid to not work. I mean, 393 00:29:41.359 --> 00:29:45.359 can we go to the if the bathrooms attached our bedroom? Well yes, 394 00:29:45.480 --> 00:29:48.839 obviously obviously, but you can't, Like you can't go down to the kitchen. 395 00:29:48.920 --> 00:29:52.720 I mean things would have to be brought up to you. You cannot 396 00:29:52.920 --> 00:29:59.039 leave your room one month. See no way man one. Yeah, I'm 397 00:29:59.039 --> 00:30:03.119 doing ten grand because it's worth it's a month of my time, but I'm 398 00:30:03.119 --> 00:30:06.519 giving up so I feel like it's Oh my god, I would do it 399 00:30:06.519 --> 00:30:08.319 for a dollar. Are you kidding? You have the most social outings of 400 00:30:08.319 --> 00:30:15.400 the all of us combined. Yes, but that's why. That's why I 401 00:30:15.400 --> 00:30:18.839 see. Well, if you have a social outing planned with Eric, just 402 00:30:18.880 --> 00:30:22.599 know that he'd rather be locked in his room for dinner. Oh my god, 403 00:30:23.559 --> 00:30:30.880 great, great, Just all the future, all your future top five, 404 00:30:32.640 --> 00:30:34.279 all of them just got put in the bunk, like in the trash 405 00:30:34.319 --> 00:30:37.640 can. Oh my god, if I could just have a month where I 406 00:30:37.680 --> 00:30:41.319 could just watch Netflix and epop or to not do anything. Okay, this 407 00:30:41.359 --> 00:30:47.599 one's kind of a serious one. Okay, what's your price to take five 408 00:30:47.680 --> 00:30:52.440 years off your life? Oh? Oh, here's the thing. I wouldn't 409 00:30:52.440 --> 00:30:55.839 mind now, but I really regret it later. I know I would regret 410 00:30:55.880 --> 00:31:06.599 it, but maybe not if at this price. Okay, I think that 411 00:31:06.680 --> 00:31:11.559 we are probably all in the millions. I almost did five hundred thousand. 412 00:31:12.319 --> 00:31:15.720 No, because you can turn five hundred thousand to a lot of money. 413 00:31:15.759 --> 00:31:18.839 I i'd said two million, because it's gotta be enough money that I can 414 00:31:18.920 --> 00:31:22.839 make it worthwhile to lose those five years exactly, and make it worthwhile to 415 00:31:22.920 --> 00:31:26.000 you, Like, there are people that are gonna lose you. They have 416 00:31:26.039 --> 00:31:27.359 to change, they have to change the quality. It's gotta be enough money 417 00:31:27.400 --> 00:31:30.599 to change my current quality of life in the long term. I think I 418 00:31:30.599 --> 00:31:37.680 can do that two million. You're so dumb it for twelve million, mine's 419 00:31:37.759 --> 00:31:42.680 nine ninety nine trillion. You only have like five years left. I know, 420 00:31:44.319 --> 00:31:45.839 yeah, I know. How much would it be? The keel over? 421 00:31:47.160 --> 00:31:48.759 Like, yeah, I've got one foot on a banana peel and one 422 00:31:48.759 --> 00:31:52.920 foot in the grave. So okay, what's your price to live in a 423 00:31:52.960 --> 00:31:59.480 house with twenty cats for one year? Oh? Do I have to clean 424 00:31:59.559 --> 00:32:01.960 up the little box? You take care of the cats? You live in 425 00:32:02.000 --> 00:32:05.519 the house with twenty cats. My girlfriend would do it for free, but 426 00:32:05.720 --> 00:32:12.759 one billion dollars a year for free, a year to work? No, 427 00:32:12.839 --> 00:32:15.640 let's pretend you don't have to work? Am I getting paid still though? 428 00:32:16.119 --> 00:32:21.359 No? This is your payment, This would be your payment. No, 429 00:32:22.519 --> 00:32:27.000 I would. Okay, you know what I'd do it for this? Seven 430 00:32:27.039 --> 00:32:31.079 hundred and fifty thousand thousand? Hell no, yeah I would. I'd like 431 00:32:31.200 --> 00:32:35.440 cats. I don't like cats that much, but five one thousand for just 432 00:32:35.480 --> 00:32:38.599 a you know, a year of just cleaning up litter boxes and then locking 433 00:32:38.599 --> 00:32:40.720 them all in one room and watching Netflix for the rest of the day. 434 00:32:40.960 --> 00:32:45.839 All right, what's your price to let a bird poop in your mouth? 435 00:32:45.279 --> 00:32:53.119 Oh? What type of bird? Hell? No seagull? Ah? Oh 436 00:32:53.559 --> 00:33:02.400 yeah, that's no. Let's be realistic, realistic here, come on, 437 00:33:02.839 --> 00:33:07.759 no way. Yeah. Do you know how many I'm trying to do? 438 00:33:07.759 --> 00:33:09.759 You know how much bacteria is in that? Okay, I put fifty, 439 00:33:09.880 --> 00:33:15.759 but I'm actually leaning towards like seventy five kh But realistically I do it for 440 00:33:15.799 --> 00:33:21.880 fifty. I would. I was gonna put two thousand. Oh my god, 441 00:33:22.480 --> 00:33:25.680 have you old seagull poop? Do you have? It's so gross. 442 00:33:27.119 --> 00:33:30.079 There is so much bacteria I thought of that makes me want to vomit like 443 00:33:30.160 --> 00:33:32.440 actually, like I'm geting a little bit of a vola. Stop it, 444 00:33:32.519 --> 00:33:40.240 stop it? Fifty okay, okay, all right, what is your price 445 00:33:40.440 --> 00:33:45.880 to suffer from chronic diarrhea for one month? Wait? You do it for 446 00:33:45.920 --> 00:33:49.039 nothing? I would do it for nothing. That would be better than his 447 00:33:49.079 --> 00:33:52.359 current exist God, wait, he already does chronic? How many hours am 448 00:33:52.359 --> 00:33:55.000 I spending on the toilet per day? You know what? I don't know? 449 00:33:55.039 --> 00:34:00.319 Whatever, it doesn't there's no specifics, zero hours. I don't. 450 00:34:00.799 --> 00:34:05.799 I'm gonna say, like, how bad does this chronic diarrhea? Chronic? 451 00:34:06.000 --> 00:34:08.360 Like it's is it just that every time twenty five thousand, every time we 452 00:34:08.400 --> 00:34:14.800 would normally go to the bathroom, it's gonna be diarrhea, yes, Or 453 00:34:15.159 --> 00:34:20.199 that you have to stop what you're doing and like run to the bathroom for 454 00:34:20.280 --> 00:34:22.719 a month, yes, because that's what diarrhea is. I'm gonna say twenty 455 00:34:22.719 --> 00:34:25.719 five thousand, I'm gonna say, like, yeah, fifteen to twenty put 456 00:34:25.719 --> 00:34:30.760 fifteen, I'm doing one hundred, one hundred dollars one hundred thousand. Oh 457 00:34:30.840 --> 00:34:34.599 why is that? I don't know. That's the one that bothers you the 458 00:34:34.599 --> 00:34:39.039 most. Yeah, seriously, okay, all right, this is interesting and 459 00:34:39.079 --> 00:34:46.199 it involves me. Okay, let an ice cube melt in my belly button 460 00:34:47.320 --> 00:34:52.480 and you have to drink the water out of your belly button? Out of 461 00:34:52.480 --> 00:34:54.639 my belly? Is there any lint in there? How? M what's your 462 00:34:54.639 --> 00:34:59.599 price? Five dollars? This is just one of those weird like bar shots 463 00:34:59.599 --> 00:35:02.559 they do off of chicks bodies. I do I do it for five bucks. 464 00:35:02.840 --> 00:35:07.280 You do it for five dollars? I mean, realistically, like two 465 00:35:07.920 --> 00:35:14.119 There's nothing wrong, There's there's nothing wrong with your belly button. There's nothing 466 00:35:14.119 --> 00:35:17.599 wrong with my belly button. I think I've eaten worse things. Actually, 467 00:35:17.719 --> 00:35:21.760 that would be really Actually, I understand that. I understand your price. 468 00:35:21.760 --> 00:35:23.159 It's gotta be worth my time. It's got to be even worth my time 469 00:35:23.159 --> 00:35:30.800 at seventy five bucks. Okay, what's your price? And this is for 470 00:35:30.880 --> 00:35:35.159 me and you, Brian, because it's like to give a sponge bath to 471 00:35:35.239 --> 00:35:40.679 the oldest player in the game. Oh, I thought, Eric's yeah, 472 00:35:40.719 --> 00:35:44.280 So what's your price? What's our price? A sponge bath? Oh? 473 00:35:44.360 --> 00:35:45.960 We have to give him a sponge bath? He's naked. Yes, what's 474 00:35:45.960 --> 00:35:49.360 your price? I mean, under the right circumstance, I do it for 475 00:35:49.360 --> 00:35:52.440 free, but I wouldn't really want to. I know I was going to 476 00:35:52.519 --> 00:35:59.239 put one dollar for him, such a good guy. I'm a bitch out 477 00:35:59.239 --> 00:36:01.880 of the entire time. Do it now if it's just for like a weird 478 00:36:01.920 --> 00:36:07.599 fetish he has twenty five hundred. See, I would just do it for 479 00:36:07.719 --> 00:36:09.559 a dollar just because I had to put down a money amount. But I 480 00:36:09.599 --> 00:36:14.599 would do it for you twenty five hundred, Laura, I would scrub your 481 00:36:14.599 --> 00:36:20.199 bits for free to Brian's two thanks, Okay, Brian was incapacitated. I'll 482 00:36:20.239 --> 00:36:22.800 give you the twenty five hundred dollars you paid me not to do it to 483 00:36:22.840 --> 00:36:30.119 me. What about what's your price to wear a mullet for three months? 484 00:36:30.280 --> 00:36:34.559 Oh? Hell no, dude, that's easy zero. I do it well. 485 00:36:34.599 --> 00:36:36.599 I don't want to do it, but I would do it for like 486 00:36:37.159 --> 00:36:40.320 two grand, just so it's because it's three months. I'm going to talk 487 00:36:40.360 --> 00:36:46.639 you down two thousand, fifteen hundred twelve fifty seventeen to fifty. Now, 488 00:36:49.320 --> 00:36:51.639 that's not the way the score. I don't want to negotiate. I want 489 00:36:51.679 --> 00:36:55.599 to do it forty two. So I'll do it for five five hundred thousand. 490 00:36:55.840 --> 00:37:00.599 I'll do fifteen. I do for like fifteen hundred, like it's three 491 00:37:00.599 --> 00:37:05.679 months. Yeah, big deal, big deal. Uh eat airline food for 492 00:37:05.719 --> 00:37:09.039 one year? Oh? I remember actually had airline food besides like the peanuts 493 00:37:09.039 --> 00:37:13.320 and the trail mix. Really would I be able to pick what I ate? 494 00:37:14.000 --> 00:37:17.960 Yeah? I've had their alcohol and it's disgusting. Same with the food. 495 00:37:19.239 --> 00:37:22.480 All the food's not I switched seats one time for someone and they're like, 496 00:37:22.480 --> 00:37:23.840 oh, we'll get you a free cocktails like sweet. So they're like, 497 00:37:23.840 --> 00:37:27.280 what would you like like a jack and coke and it was like just 498 00:37:27.360 --> 00:37:29.719 straight jack with a little bit of coke. I was like, dude, 499 00:37:30.280 --> 00:37:32.039 well that's good though, Well it was gross. Oh okay, I eat 500 00:37:32.079 --> 00:37:37.199 airline food for five for a year? No for a month? Oh for 501 00:37:37.239 --> 00:37:42.280 a month? Oh yeah, like five thousand, that's fine. Why is 502 00:37:42.320 --> 00:37:47.760 your price to eat a meal out of the garbage can? Oh? What 503 00:37:47.960 --> 00:37:52.280 state is it in? How long has it been in there? It doesn't 504 00:37:52.320 --> 00:37:58.480 say if it was just thrown in there thousand, if it's been there for 505 00:37:58.599 --> 00:38:04.239 like if it's rotting five thousand? Is this a trash can that's full of 506 00:38:04.280 --> 00:38:07.800 other things like dog poop bags and tampons? And is it your bathroom? 507 00:38:07.800 --> 00:38:13.519 Trail, like is it your kitchen trail outside? Trash can about a dumpster 508 00:38:14.360 --> 00:38:16.960 if it was just thrown in there or like within the same day one hundred 509 00:38:16.960 --> 00:38:23.800 thousand, maybe fifty one million. There's actually a show on TLC that I 510 00:38:23.840 --> 00:38:28.199 watched. I think it was called like My Strange Medal, My Strange Addiction. 511 00:38:28.760 --> 00:38:31.159 But these people, oh god, remember the girl that ate the couch 512 00:38:32.280 --> 00:38:40.039 stuffing? Yeah, would go behind grocery stores every night and get the stuff 513 00:38:40.039 --> 00:38:45.159 that they threw out because it was stale or whatever, or the the the 514 00:38:45.280 --> 00:38:51.920 date was pasted or whatever. Those dumpsters aren't that gross, though, and 515 00:38:51.920 --> 00:38:57.039 they'd make full on meals. They make like all these glorious meals. But 516 00:38:57.079 --> 00:39:00.079 it's not like those things get emptied like every day normally or every other d 517 00:39:00.320 --> 00:39:05.599 or did you just use the word glorious talking about track somebody pulling food out 518 00:39:05.599 --> 00:39:10.440 of a dumpster twas glorious? Okay, I have one more all right now? 519 00:39:10.599 --> 00:39:19.000 Think really think about this. Okay, what is your price? Lay 520 00:39:19.320 --> 00:39:27.159 in a coffin for one day, in a closed coffin full twenty four hours, 521 00:39:28.199 --> 00:39:30.960 for twenty four hours. That's it. You have to lay in a 522 00:39:31.000 --> 00:39:35.280 coffin for twenty four guys already done this. What's it mister Obisa that has 523 00:39:35.280 --> 00:39:37.440 done it? Fifteen k? Just so it's worth my time? Do you 524 00:39:37.519 --> 00:39:40.840 have ten ten k for just twenty four hours? Ten k in a day? 525 00:39:40.840 --> 00:39:43.800 I do it for twenty five thous Oh my god, me too. 526 00:39:43.880 --> 00:39:45.239 I just wrote twenty five thousand. You get to take in away? Is 527 00:39:45.280 --> 00:39:47.880 at least like kind of comfortable in there? Like maybe I got a pillow, 528 00:39:47.960 --> 00:39:51.800 maybe just a little. I'd like one of the extents of ones where 529 00:39:51.840 --> 00:39:57.159 it's nice and comfortable. Yeah, I think satin pillow. Yeah, sleep, 530 00:39:57.800 --> 00:40:00.719 I bring my phone with me. You can't like move your legs or 531 00:40:00.760 --> 00:40:04.159 anything. You can't your legs, you can't like bend your knees or do 532 00:40:04.239 --> 00:40:07.239 anything. I can roll over. Can I choose when I'd like to do 533 00:40:07.280 --> 00:40:09.119 it? Because when I'd like to do it is when I'm like one hundred 534 00:40:09.199 --> 00:40:14.360 years old and then I'm already there. So what good is the money? 535 00:40:14.360 --> 00:40:16.639 Then? If I go, oh, I just have one more leave it 536 00:40:16.679 --> 00:40:20.360 to Laura and you. Okay, I have one more question? Yeah, 537 00:40:21.079 --> 00:40:25.079 ask for more than Eric. What's your price to go two rounds with an 538 00:40:25.199 --> 00:40:30.199 MMA fighter? Oh god, oh god, Yeah, I'm going to ask 539 00:40:30.239 --> 00:40:34.079 for a big boy contract. Then what are you doing? Draw on your 540 00:40:34.079 --> 00:40:38.199 face because you twenty million, twenty million? I want an MMA contract? 541 00:40:38.239 --> 00:40:43.800 Then to go to rounds fifty million? Yeah? Really yeah, don't you 542 00:40:43.800 --> 00:40:45.599 guys are knocked out. I'm gonna get the shit bet on me. I 543 00:40:45.639 --> 00:40:50.840 can have less medical issues. Here. Here's what I would say an MMA 544 00:40:50.920 --> 00:40:54.719 fighter. Now, if he said something mean to me, then it would 545 00:40:54.760 --> 00:40:59.400 be a real, real quick fight. Yeah, you go down really fast, 546 00:40:59.760 --> 00:41:02.000 he go down really Wait. Wait, what if he said something mean 547 00:41:02.039 --> 00:41:05.480 to you? Oh? Yeah, well he's like, I don't like your 548 00:41:05.519 --> 00:41:07.039 pants. They look kind of stupid. You're like, oh, this is 549 00:41:07.079 --> 00:41:09.920 it, buddy. I was gonna get crushed, but now you're gonna get 550 00:41:09.920 --> 00:41:15.199 no. Like if you called me names or something, you're crappy. Oh, 551 00:41:15.519 --> 00:41:19.000 I'm gonna I'm gonna pay, And then I'd be like Laura Bryan, 552 00:41:19.239 --> 00:41:22.880 I hold my ear rings and hold my shoes. I really want to wrestle 553 00:41:22.920 --> 00:41:25.280 you right now. So bad that sounds oddly so to you. I do 554 00:41:25.480 --> 00:41:30.880 like, I feel like I want to like seriously wrestle something. I don't 555 00:41:30.920 --> 00:41:32.880 put on, put on a pair of petal pussures and let's go. No, 556 00:41:34.079 --> 00:41:37.639 I will kick his who mine me? Were we talking wrestling or fighting? 557 00:41:37.920 --> 00:41:42.239 No, we're talking like fighting, because if punches are getting thrown, 558 00:41:42.559 --> 00:41:45.760 No, wrestling on the ground like each other. Are you kidding? I'd 559 00:41:45.760 --> 00:41:49.960 have you pinned down so fast, I don't think so. Oh listen, 560 00:41:50.440 --> 00:41:54.599 Okay, here's here is all I'd have to I shouldn't tell you my my 561 00:41:55.400 --> 00:42:02.639 secret, okay, but I know I'd win so fast. I'd have to 562 00:42:02.679 --> 00:42:08.880 do is make a sound like I was gonna vomit, and she'd be she'd 563 00:42:08.920 --> 00:42:14.800 be out the door you're in. I think about like sticking your finger up 564 00:42:15.440 --> 00:42:19.559 my butt? Oh that too? Any tactic that will work? Yeah? 565 00:42:19.599 --> 00:42:22.880 That would that would I'd fart on your face, like, oh my god. 566 00:42:23.440 --> 00:42:29.800 One of the stink. I'd give her the shocker. Yeah, yeah, 567 00:42:29.920 --> 00:42:31.039 I'd give her the shocker, one and the stink and one in the 568 00:42:31.039 --> 00:42:37.400 pink. There we go. Yeah, you gotta like you gotta do it 569 00:42:37.440 --> 00:42:39.159 for you, gotta do it forcel though it's not meant to be. No, 570 00:42:39.199 --> 00:42:43.239 I'd pick her up like a six pack. Yeah, just carry her 571 00:42:43.280 --> 00:42:52.840 around the rim. Did throw three pointer into the arctogon whose idea was that 572 00:42:52.840 --> 00:42:58.280 I have my big wrestling belt out I'd be like, who's but it's a 573 00:42:58.320 --> 00:43:07.239 cocker. Oh my god, Well, real quick, speaking about being on 574 00:43:07.280 --> 00:43:10.719 an airline, because we just were talking about being on an airline. If 575 00:43:10.719 --> 00:43:16.400 you wear red, its studies have shown that flight attendants will treat you better 576 00:43:16.519 --> 00:43:20.800 if you were red. They will give you a second, a second bag 577 00:43:20.800 --> 00:43:23.679 of peanuts, They will tend to you faster, they will be nicer to 578 00:43:23.719 --> 00:43:28.880 you if you wear red. That's what that's. I wear a red jacket 579 00:43:28.960 --> 00:43:35.360 on my flight to Vegas on Southwest and I got yeah, but you're also 580 00:43:36.159 --> 00:43:40.360 different when it comes to companies corporations. Oh my god. And then finally 581 00:43:40.400 --> 00:43:46.239 this story. There's a woman who went viral for explaining how awkward it is 582 00:43:46.239 --> 00:43:52.639 when she gets a new job because her name is Samantha Heart and with the 583 00:43:52.679 --> 00:43:58.360 way a lot of companies create emails. Oh no, it's with their first 584 00:43:58.440 --> 00:44:01.559 letter of her first name and her last name short. Is that what it 585 00:44:01.639 --> 00:44:08.199 is? Oh my god? The company? Oh my god, Oh my 586 00:44:08.280 --> 00:44:13.159 god. She has to tell them ahead of time before she gets a job, 587 00:44:13.239 --> 00:44:15.760 that so that her email is going to be sharp, so it can't 588 00:44:15.800 --> 00:44:20.880 be sam h I know, but that's funny. Yeah, that's so that's 589 00:44:20.880 --> 00:44:24.400 pretty long. Well, I mean, imagine having my last name. I 590 00:44:24.440 --> 00:44:27.920 know, how often do you get made fun of for that? Oh? 591 00:44:28.239 --> 00:44:31.039 All the time? That though, that's not that bad. No, but 592 00:44:32.400 --> 00:44:37.320 when people see my business card and I could always tell like there has been 593 00:44:37.360 --> 00:44:40.400 that way your whole life. Oh yeah, but you didn't even know what 594 00:44:40.440 --> 00:44:45.400 a rim job was when you were little little I didn't, do You want 595 00:44:45.400 --> 00:44:49.840 to know how I found out? Yes, So I was doing a photo 596 00:44:49.880 --> 00:44:52.920 shoot in l A. The guys like want a rim job? No, 597 00:44:52.440 --> 00:44:55.679 this was for Oh god, did I ever Did I ever tell you the 598 00:44:55.719 --> 00:45:05.119 story about who's the Who was the guy that did the did the He was 599 00:45:05.280 --> 00:45:12.079 the game show host and he was the super Barker, not Bob Barker, 600 00:45:12.119 --> 00:45:16.039 the other one. Oh oh, the guy that did the dating show one. 601 00:45:16.639 --> 00:45:22.320 No, no, I'll think I'll think of it. I got hit 602 00:45:22.400 --> 00:45:27.280 on. No, I'll I'll think of who it was. I can't even 603 00:45:27.280 --> 00:45:30.559 believe. I can't remember who this is right now. But I was doing 604 00:45:30.639 --> 00:45:37.039 a photo shoot for Hugo boss on Pat Jack. No, not Pat s 605 00:45:37.239 --> 00:45:40.880 Jack, I'll think of it. Not Mike Douglas. It was a long 606 00:45:40.960 --> 00:45:45.840 time ago, but I was on what's the main road in West Hollywood, 607 00:45:46.719 --> 00:45:54.440 Santa Monica Boulevard, so they were changing the film and I we finished the 608 00:45:54.440 --> 00:46:00.119 photo shoot and I went in to a men's store to buy a pair of 609 00:46:00.159 --> 00:46:07.360 pants. And at the time, they didn't have debit cards. There were 610 00:46:07.440 --> 00:46:09.440 no such thing as cell phones, like, none of that stuff. So 611 00:46:09.480 --> 00:46:14.079 you wrote a check and remember how they in the upper left hand corner they 612 00:46:14.119 --> 00:46:17.480 used to make the little cross and then they write your driver's license number and 613 00:46:17.519 --> 00:46:23.320 your birthday and all that stuff. So I remember the guy behind the counter. 614 00:46:23.519 --> 00:46:25.840 I go to give him the check and he looks at my name and 615 00:46:25.880 --> 00:46:30.000 goes, is that your real last name? And I go, uh huh, 616 00:46:30.039 --> 00:46:32.800 and he goes, honey, I don't do that anymore. I heard 617 00:46:32.800 --> 00:46:38.320 you can get appatitis from it. And I'm like what, And he explained 618 00:46:38.320 --> 00:46:45.400 it to you. I went back to my apartment and I called my agent 619 00:46:45.519 --> 00:46:52.480 and I'm like, what does that mean? And they come over. Yeah, 620 00:46:52.519 --> 00:46:55.320 she's the one that told me. Okay, can we talk about what 621 00:46:55.519 --> 00:47:00.719 exactly it is? Just look at what the your tongue? Right? Yeah, 622 00:47:00.840 --> 00:47:05.920 okay, do I need to tell you what sex is too? Well? 623 00:47:05.960 --> 00:47:09.400 Maybe now? I mean yes, it's kind of like kind of lingus 624 00:47:09.519 --> 00:47:15.599 just in a different hole. Have you yourself put on the receiving No, 625 00:47:15.599 --> 00:47:20.079 No, don't. You don't want to know. And no, it's yes, 626 00:47:20.119 --> 00:47:23.400 it's definitely been. Yes, why do you say that? Look, 627 00:47:23.760 --> 00:47:28.079 take a look at Eric and then let me know if he's gonna say no 628 00:47:28.159 --> 00:47:30.079 to that question. Wait. Oh, he's been on the receiving end. 629 00:47:30.239 --> 00:47:34.039 Yes, who do you think I was asking about me? Oh? No, 630 00:47:34.119 --> 00:47:37.159 I know you haven't, but you would tell us if you had. 631 00:47:37.960 --> 00:47:40.320 I'm sure I took it up to then only twice. Okay, let me 632 00:47:40.360 --> 00:47:44.320 alone. It was just twice. It was a mistake. It was twice. 633 00:47:46.119 --> 00:47:52.519 Oh my god, down, I only have one rock of shame when 634 00:47:52.519 --> 00:47:59.800 that was dressed as an Indian, only one the old Indian kills in hand 635 00:48:00.519 --> 00:48:04.559 after my walk of shame. That it's also inappropriate. That was the first 636 00:48:04.559 --> 00:48:07.880 time I did an oh my, oh my god, oh my god. 637 00:48:07.880 --> 00:48:13.039 I need to stop this right now. Okay, stop, okay. Well, 638 00:48:13.599 --> 00:48:17.400 next week, we have a guest and her name is Lucindy Kay and 639 00:48:17.519 --> 00:48:23.480 she she's a reporter at Cogo AM six hundred and she does a segment that 640 00:48:23.679 --> 00:48:28.639 is all about good things that are happening in our community. And she is 641 00:48:28.840 --> 00:48:34.679 just like a ray of sunshine, this woman Lucid. Just wait. So 642 00:48:34.719 --> 00:48:37.400 we have her next week and then the week after that the Big Laura Kane 643 00:48:37.400 --> 00:48:45.320 After Dark Talent Show. Yes, I'm gonna bug you about it on Sunday. 644 00:48:45.000 --> 00:48:46.840 You can bug me, but it doesn't you know, I'm not gonna 645 00:48:46.840 --> 00:48:52.800 respond. So Saturday and Sunday you'll hear back from me Monday at around probably 646 00:48:52.840 --> 00:48:59.079 New Nish Friday night, Saturday night and Sunday night. My talent is going 647 00:48:59.119 --> 00:49:02.360 to be being as boring as possible on a show no one's ever seen anyone 648 00:49:02.400 --> 00:49:07.440 this boring on podcast live podcast before. You're gonna have to think of something. 649 00:49:07.679 --> 00:49:12.960 Can I play that guitar right there? Can you? Though? No, 650 00:49:13.119 --> 00:49:15.400 you'll figure it out anyway. I'll figure it out the guitar out. 651 00:49:15.960 --> 00:49:21.559 Oh and we were starting a contest and Instagram contest. But I'll tell you 652 00:49:21.559 --> 00:49:24.159 about that in a minute of not in a minute next week. And has 653 00:49:24.159 --> 00:49:28.239 to do with money, and it has to do with you having a chance 654 00:49:28.280 --> 00:49:32.760 to win it. No, he has to pony some of it up. 655 00:49:34.519 --> 00:49:36.719 What do you mean, Yeah, I'll tell you about it after the show. 656 00:49:36.840 --> 00:49:39.159 Wait, I haven't read I have not agreed to anything. That's why 657 00:49:39.159 --> 00:49:43.199 we're telling you. That's why we're telling That's why we tell you on the 658 00:49:43.239 --> 00:49:47.000 air. So you can't say no, no, okay, fine, she's 659 00:49:47.000 --> 00:49:51.000 gonna text you on the weekend. Then I won't answer. I'll be busy. 660 00:49:51.119 --> 00:49:53.760 He doesn't answer me either, the same page. Well, maybe you 661 00:49:53.760 --> 00:49:58.159 should stop up texting on the weekend about work stuff. No, he works 662 00:49:58.199 --> 00:50:00.039 on the weekend and he can. He he has his phone at work. 663 00:50:01.519 --> 00:50:07.760 He takes forever to text me, and then I'll text him something super heart 664 00:50:07.800 --> 00:50:13.000 fell or whatever, and he'll go, Okay, that's it. I'm always 665 00:50:13.079 --> 00:50:19.440 I always put effort into make sure I'm at least cordial enough. And yeah, 666 00:50:19.519 --> 00:50:23.239 you're pretty cordial, but this, this actually takes effort for you. 667 00:50:24.440 --> 00:50:29.199 I didn't say it takes effort, but I measure my responses. I'm not 668 00:50:29.280 --> 00:50:36.079 just like okay, not like okay, bitch like sure. So I said, 669 00:50:36.119 --> 00:50:37.960 hey, can you put a video of the doll Face Club Sober Living 670 00:50:37.960 --> 00:50:42.920 Home on our website, which he which he did, of the girls saying 671 00:50:42.960 --> 00:50:46.639 thank you, And then I said you know, and he goes, yeah, 672 00:50:46.719 --> 00:50:52.360 I'll get that up. Appropriate response with this was like this, this 673 00:50:52.400 --> 00:50:57.079 took effort. Yeah, I'll get that. It's not I don't want to 674 00:50:57.079 --> 00:50:58.880 say it took effort. I didn't think it wasn't like I was like, 675 00:50:58.880 --> 00:51:01.840 oh, I'll think about it. But they are measured responses. It's not 676 00:51:01.880 --> 00:51:06.159 like I'm just like whatever, like I know. Can you imagine if she 677 00:51:06.440 --> 00:51:07.760 if she poured her heart out and I just sent her a thumbs up, 678 00:51:09.599 --> 00:51:15.679 I wouldn't be surprised. No, I just say, okay is the worst. 679 00:51:15.320 --> 00:51:19.599 Okay, that is what that's like. You she'll send me a long 680 00:51:19.599 --> 00:51:21.360 ass text on Saturday. I'll be like, I'll look at this. On 681 00:51:21.400 --> 00:51:24.639 Monday. I'll just send her an emoji with like the little icon like slapping 682 00:51:24.679 --> 00:51:30.599 its forehead. Have you seen this icon? The Italian I'll turn on I 683 00:51:30.639 --> 00:51:34.519 do not disturb right after she texts me, so she knows I read it 684 00:51:34.559 --> 00:51:38.159 and do not disturb. You know what we should do just send her random 685 00:51:38.159 --> 00:51:40.519 So I'm going to send her like an egg plant, a splash of water 686 00:51:40.559 --> 00:51:45.199 and an eyeball or the peach yeah anyway, all right, that that you're 687 00:51:45.199 --> 00:51:53.599 looking at dicks right now? The or the slimy grinning poo curly poo face, 688 00:51:54.239 --> 00:51:58.480 the pile poop all right, we gotta end this thing, all right, 689 00:51:58.679 --> 00:52:01.119 You guys will be back next week. We're live on Monday night, 690 00:52:01.760 --> 00:52:07.119 but we have episodes that drop officially Tuesday and Thursdays. Hold on, I 691 00:52:07.159 --> 00:52:09.559 have a question for you and Brian. Oh god, you do this every 692 00:52:09.599 --> 00:52:13.840 time. It's probably something like really great that should have been on earlier. 693 00:52:14.559 --> 00:52:19.760 Maybe is it a question? Is it coming soon? Yeah? Yes, 694 00:52:19.840 --> 00:52:23.800 because we're ready to lock out here. Okay, now this is really good 695 00:52:23.880 --> 00:52:30.760 for Laura. She'll fit right into this question. Okay, you're at Walmart 696 00:52:30.840 --> 00:52:36.400 and you need to buy three items. The goal is to make the cashier 697 00:52:36.440 --> 00:52:43.800 as uncomfortable as possible. What three items do you buy? Okay? I 698 00:52:43.840 --> 00:52:49.639 know, Brian, Okay, three items. One is a small vibrator, 699 00:52:50.960 --> 00:52:55.079 the second is a larger vibrator, and the third is the biggest cucumber that 700 00:52:55.079 --> 00:53:00.559 they sell. That's good. I can't talk. I was going to say, 701 00:53:00.679 --> 00:53:08.960 like like badgicil and purpose. So if there's such a thing, or 702 00:53:09.000 --> 00:53:15.760 like cold sore medication and like a little vibrator, because they do sell those 703 00:53:15.800 --> 00:53:19.079 at Walmart. Yeah, they know. What I would do, or you 704 00:53:19.079 --> 00:53:24.320 could do is bleach eye droppers and advil, Oh my god, or a 705 00:53:24.400 --> 00:53:36.239 shovel, zip ties and mine is condoms, lube and an egg plant. 706 00:53:37.320 --> 00:53:43.320 That is good that for that? Yeah, well that implies a third person 707 00:53:43.360 --> 00:53:46.079 or another person maybe, which is awkward. Yeah, yeah, and then 708 00:53:46.079 --> 00:53:52.119 that's great. All right, we're done, no more questions? Are we 709 00:53:52.119 --> 00:53:55.880 done with questions for right now? Okay? Now, now you've got to 710 00:53:55.880 --> 00:54:00.599 start thinking about your talent, which is great and love your podcast? Well, 711 00:54:01.719 --> 00:54:05.960 now, why do we have to end it? Because it's time. 712 00:54:06.360 --> 00:54:08.480 It's been, it's been enough time for my time. I'll get up there 713 00:54:08.519 --> 00:54:12.360 and I'll say, Laura, can you please text me three times? She'll 714 00:54:12.360 --> 00:54:15.440 text me three times and I won't even look at my phone. I will 715 00:54:15.480 --> 00:54:21.960 ignore her. What will you give me to lock out? Can you write 716 00:54:21.960 --> 00:54:25.519 it down? Tell me what you'd give me? A rimmer? Oh god? 717 00:54:25.960 --> 00:54:31.159 Oh how about just make it like two billions so he can't say no? 718 00:54:31.320 --> 00:54:34.719 Oh my god. Well, I'm going to need payment out in front? 719 00:54:35.239 --> 00:54:39.280 This is this watch? How much will it take for you for me 720 00:54:39.320 --> 00:54:49.400 to lock out? Five dollars? Oh? If I lock out now love 721 00:54:49.440 --> 00:54:52.480 your podcast? I could get paid to shut the podcast off every night. 722 00:54:52.599 --> 00:54:55.960 I told you, I'm not ending until I get five dollars. I'm gonna 723 00:54:57.039 --> 00:55:02.239 let it run. Podcast is running until I get five dollars. All right, 724 00:55:02.400 --> 00:55:07.679 five dollars, say it up front. My purse is way over there. 725 00:55:08.159 --> 00:55:16.360 Boy, are you being serious right now? Not cares? Okay? 726 00:55:16.559 --> 00:55:21.400 Why love me? My sweet babies? Did you say that? Okay? 727 00:55:21.480 --> 00:55:23.440 Love you, love you, love me, love me, Love you guys,