Let's do this fast and you shape um. I wake up every morning Boston's
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to it. Here's to the future. Will you see lex Ah the future?
My crystal ball tells me it's Tuesday, April sixteenth, five point thirty
one. My name is Kenny Young. He's handsome and cute when he's young,
and he's still handsome and kut now. But you're more handsome than I
am. Well a young guy, thank you. That's very nice. It's
very nice. Well, I am younger, but in that guy that runs
the bagels shop. Good morning, Heather Ford, good morning. Putting a
murder podcast on is when I reorganize, Like if I have like a bunch
of podcasts, I can bin. I will repaint the house like several.
It just kicks everybody steady. I would love for Dateline to hire me after
this to be their podcast, like investing an agent, Yeah, investigative reports.
Time I talk to someone about that, someone who has one or talks
about it or knows people, and then I follow up, they ghost me.
And it's happened to me more than five times, no reply. And
these are people you and I, all three of us know and love,
and I've asked them and then they talk about theirs, and then when it
comes time for giving me information, they ghost me. Want to share their
agent? Yes, so, and I don't know how to find one.
Kevin always used to say when he retires, he would be mine. He
goes, I'll be your agent, and then we'd sit here and we'd like
haggle and negotiate how what his percentage would be. And he'd be like,
all right, I'll take fifty, and I'll be like, no, you
won't. And we worked our way down. I was like ten and no
more, he goes, he goes twenty. Or I don't do it right.
I don't. Hey, I don't have an agent, none of us
do. And I don't know. It's something we never wanted because you're giving
them a percentage. Yeah, but I also want people like a headhunter,
I also want people to find me work. We were our own headhunters,
yeah, you know, that's how we operated. And then when we went
into interviews, it was together. So you know, if somebody didn't have
something to say, one of us would Yep, it was. It was
unbeatable. I know, it was unbeatable. And like, increases are so
few and far between over the last twenty years that when people would ask,
oh, do you have like an agent that represents you? And I go,
yeah, me right, because yeah, yet some of the people around
here that have agents get paid way more than we do. Yeah. Yeah,
So that's the other question is in the fire besides this all of them,
Like right down the hall here, this guy behind me, does he
get paid way more than I don't know what he gets paid. I don't
know how he works. Yeah, I just wonder where that money is.
Yeah, I don't know. I just know. I mean in this building.
I mean I know where the money is in this building, I mean
clearly, But I like in our other building though, there were people getting
paid way more than us. Do you know how much money Pete McKenzie's making
these days? Do what you gotta do, man, nobody gonna be your
bills. I'm happy I'm making million dollar a day. Wow, I would
just work for one day. If we could do that, I would just
work for one day and a million dollars a day. I would have zero
lottery dreams, right right. I wouldn't need a lot never need to hit
the lottery. You hit the lottery and your salary is yeah, I mean
literally, I'd probably work a week. If I got a million dollars a
day, I'd work for a week, and then I would just go live
a very normal life right where everything's just kind of Oh, I see.
So you think somebody's going to give you a million dollars a day for just
a week, Well, your service. David Lee Roth got paid four million
dollars for four months worth of work, right for from CBS, for working
on that radio station. I'll tell you them right now. You give me
a million dollars, free and clear, right now, walk out the door.
I would make that last the rest of my life to work. Yeah,
fortite talk about that all the time between his retirement and just give me
a million dollars. Well, maybe you will both be presented that challenge one
day. No, but we will today is that today's challenges to make sad
news and a happy news and not for a million dollars. For sure,
six one one, double o seven are number. You'll need that number throughout
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Click on the red microphone, leave us a voice mess. You have
painfully quiet yesterday on the talkbacks, and I just have and I'm just not
even this, not just this show, but throughout the day, because you
know, we look at the log through Carter Show, Chuck Show, the
Night Show, and I just have to attributed to the fact that you know,
it was marathon Monday, it was Patriots Day, people had the day
off. People probably do a little day drink and maybe something like that.
And I know I was, and it's a vacation week. So yeah,
I will tell you. There are two things that struck me yesterday. One,
we definitely do marathon different than other places. It seems though a person
fell from a second floor apartment building window in Allstin at a marathon party.
It's always I don't know, but I just I do know that in other
places they don't have marathon parties. Boston is where you go where everybody gathers
to. I mean I was at the eye doctor yesterday with the kids and
the marathon was on and everyone in the waiting room was watching. We were
all watching. It was like the end of the race for the men and
the women. It was a good time. The other thing is that WBZ.
You know, I know the radio stations right around the corner, but
the TV station, their website apparently has caught the fever. Do you know
what fever I'm talking about? They've gone full car and read just like everyone
else at this point. No, they don't have a because that would be
a little bit too much for w b Z. Like who had the link
Boston twenty five? Yes, no, no, But there were like three
three stories and it's in the like the top story, and like who's Turtle
Boy? And what's this jury? And there's going to be a cordoned off
area people have to stay on. There's a buffer zone. So bz's gone
full in on Karen. What we know now as the trial start this week,
so they're going to quick jurors today or something. Hey again, I've
saw that on a website. Do you think I clicked on any of it?
No? What's wrong with me? Why am I not getting into this?
I don't know. I don't know either. I feel like I great
investigative reporter. Some about it it's turning you off? Something about it is,
and I have no idea. I have no idea, Zelex Weather.
Maybe it's because I want simplicity in my life right now, and there doesn't
seem to be anything simple about the Karen case. Mostly sunny in sixties today,
something clouds tomorrow, highs in the fifties, fifty degree in Boston.
I'm Heather Ford on one hundred point seven w z LEX, Boston's only classic
rock borning show. It's five forty two fifty degrees. That song made its
first appearance as part of the soundtrack to the Coneheads movie in the year nineteen
hundred and ninety three, and ironically had nothing to do with the movie at
all. Anthony Keatis wrote it about his personal struggles with addiction from a very
early age. But hey, it was a big blast when that song came
out on the soundtrack to Coneheads, a movie I still have not seen to
this date. Another example of satura Night Live where it was like a great
sketch, but it just didn't translate movie wise. I felt that way about
Night at the Roxbury, remember with Will Ferrell and christan funny sketch, you
know, the guys in the nightclub with the blazers on, just just didn't
made it. About fifteen yeah, two hours, fifteen minutes into the movie,
I said, I'm out, Mary Catherine Gallagher, same thing, awesome
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Thank you Fine on one hundred point seven WCLX bosson Yep, No one marathons
like us because you know, first of all, every website you go to
and everything you look at is about the marathon. Because it was a s
specacular day. We rule it was beautiful. Although when I was watching the
end of it, at least the men's part at the Eye Doctor yesterday,
I was like, how is that elderly man winning the race? I'm just
looking at him going he has like he was gray haired right? Or was
that just the angle I was looking at? He had gray temples? Right?
Hair color? Was it hair color? Yeah? I know in his
thirties. I know he's in his thirties, but he looked gray. I
was like, what did you It could be any age you can win a
marathon, did you guys? Notice I didn't see him. I saw the
women finish and yeah, Helen was a machine. Yes, Ellen ol Berry
the first back to back winter in twenty years. It's pretty cool. Yeah,
she was a machine. But watching him because he had like at one
point he had a two minute lead. I don't know what he finished,
how big of elite because right after he crossed I went into my appointment.
But well, one point I heard he was on track for two hour and
thirty two second marathon. Wow. Yeah, finished with two six which would
have been tired. That would have been a fifty thousand dollars bonus for oh
right, no, he and he said at the end, he goes,
I wanted to break that record, but there's so many hills. It is
one of those. And also we don't marathon like other people. Because one
of the headlines that I read this morning was person falls from second floor window
at Alston apartment building. At they were at a marathon party, you know,
and that's how we roll. Okay, large party in the building,
dozens of police officers. It doesn't say that they were that they're deceased,
like in any part of it, Like you know what I mean. I
think there was a byline of like the persons expected to survive their injuries.
Yeah, what I thought is interesting. It wasn't a major part of the
story the person. It was like the party and the falling was the story,
right. Yeah. The police pointed out the dozens of half empty gallon
jugs on the ground outside, because what they do is they make these concoctions
like vodka and whatever kind of fruit juice or mixers or whatever, and they
they all walk around with these gallon jugs of empty milk, grain alcohol,
whatever it is. Yeah, whatever they're mixing up. Police report. A
person walking past the bathroom, was walking to the bathroom of this apartment when
the you know, the party was going on. Notice the victim sitting on
a dresser with his feet outside the window in the bedroom. The winness also
said that when he walked by the bedroom after using the bathroom, the victim
was not there. Okay, not in the window. No, we have
some people talking about the marathon. We have some people. Are these runners
or these like watch it. These are partiers, These are your grain alcohols,
is what you're saying. No, I'm not saying that. I know
that that was making a joke. There's this sense of pride from the city.
It's just a great day for the city to come together as one.
I grew up in this area. That's all you hear about, right,
Marathon, Monday, Pride in America, Pride and Bossy beautiful. So I'm
glad to be on with my mom. Oh it's great, isn't it.
It has been gorgeous. It's like the kickoff the spring in the city of
Boston, and we are so excited to be here charing on. Flash back
to what we were talking about before. Yes, stable condition should survive.
Another resident of the apartment told officers she noticed the victim hanging out the window
with his hands hanging on the ledge like a movie. Wow, right,
right, Wow, slipped off. The dresser caught himself, couldn't hang on.
Yes, thank god it was only a second floor window, exactly.
Zlex weather mostly sunny in sixties today, something clouds tomorrow. Highs in the
fifties, fifty degrees in Boston. I'm Heather Ford on one hundred point seven
of THO u ZLX, Boston's only classic rock morning show. Well, there's
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because I know right after Memorial Day weekends when we launch into full ticket to
Rock Summer mode, you know, getting you into all the big shows all
summer long. We got so many concerts coming to this are We're blessed in
the classic rock world. With all the shows, We're going to have one
other programming note too. Got this email last night, so I figured I'll
drop it in wherever possible since we just played some nineties music Pearl Jams dropping
their new album at the end of the week, Dark Matter. You can
hear it in its entirety before it's officially released. That's right, This Thursday
night, at midnight, promptly, Zelex will be presenting the iHeartRadio Album premiere
of Pearl Jam's new record in its entirety, Dark Matter. So a little
programming note for you there, all right, catch a nap, stay up
and listen to the whole thing. And you know, crank it up on
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We've got your covers Boston's only classic rock morning show, Little Jim Morrison
and Company six twenty seven to fifty one degrees. Here, let's gett a
young Pete McKenzie heather Ford. And you know, the marathon wasn't the only
sporting event going on yesterday since nineteen fifty nine. Our Boston Red Sox playing
their annual Patriots Day game eleven ten. Start. Gotta be early for the
boys. Yeah, roll out of bed, go play baseball. Yeah.
I think it's gotta be toughest on the starting pitchers as the Socks welcome the
Guardians, the Cleveland Guardians into town. Yeah. Both starting pitchers were brilliant.
Yeah, which is amazing cutter. Crawford went, was it five and
a third or six? Didn't give up a run? I mean it was
deadlocked at zero through seven innings. I think right. Yeah, you had
a perfect day, you know, a beautiful day. Marathon Monday eleven ten
start, a full stadium. Yeah, Fenway was packed. You had Gronk
out there throwing out the first pitch sort of. I guess he' through It
sounded like the crack of the band, didn't it. It wasn't. He
just spiked it into the mound. Yeah, that's what he does. Gronk
spiked. They have to let the guys that work on the field. That
must have really annoyed them. Did they have to go there and fix it
because there was a divot? Well imout the starting pictures, that's what I
mean. Yeah, he put it right where they land their foot, That's
what I mean. Like create it. I'm sure make sure the grounds crewdit
they did. I thought it was impressive. So Gronk was the Grand Marshal
for the marathon. He was at the starting line. Before the start of
the race. They post for pictures and do the inaugural whatever marshals do,
And then somehow got whisked to in time to throw out the first pitch at
eleven ten. Oh, that's true, it's not that far in. The
start of the race is nine. Yeah, I mean I had to go
back roads to the highway two hours right. Oh he was at the starting
line. Yeah, I mean it's two hours right, yeah, ten o'clock.
It was like a lot of time. But oh he did He was
it for the elite runners. He did it for after Maybe I didn't.
I didn't see it, but I'm just saying it's a tight window to get
him from Hopkinson, So he must have obviously had the police escort or something
to get him. On the subject of the game, so you know,
the Indians or the Guardians end up winning six nothing. But in the seventh
inning, have you ever been in a collision on an athletic field that took
you out of the game. Tyler O'Neal and Raphael Devil's battling for a fly
ball. They apparently called it at the exact same time. That's what Coora
is saying. Yeah, in the back of Dever's head just went right into
Tyler O'Neill's forehead was ugly well, and O'Neill who's you know, pretty much
the offensive weapon the Red Sox have right now is in concussion protocol, leading
the American League in home runs. Does that happen in baseball? I know
in football happens all the time. There was a We took a lot of
pride when I played softball. We played in the city league in Cleveland,
So we were playing, you know, we were suburban kids playing against these
you know, city guys that were just they were tough. They were blue
collar tough. We were suburbian, white collars, you know. But we
took a lot of pride and going up against them, and we we held
our own. But I'll never forget. I'm playing right center field. My
buddy Paul's playing left center field. We don't call for the ball. We
both dive. We both leave our feet diving for this ball. Oh and
smash heads. Oh my god? Oh yeah, who had I guess I
was bleeding but he got knocked out. Wow. Now, Tyler O'Neil's in
concussion protocol with eight stitches. Yeah, that's the only time I went to
the hospital in full uniform. Yeah, because I had I mean, I
was gushing. You know. The umpire tried to put one of those butterfly
patches on my forehead. It was there, just some guy who was there.
Yes, Fortunately he had a bandage in his pocket, you know,
put a piece of gum on it. We didn't bring any All we brought
was a cooler of beer. Yeah, back of the socks real quick.
There was really only one standout high light from that six to nothing shut out
that they fell to the Guardians was right fielder Abrai Wilier Willier A bray You
just made this, Kenny. We're still don't feel bad. We're all still
learning the Red Sox name. Oh I'm stumbling on his first name for six
months now here. What a catch did he make? Though out by the
bullpen right field? Oh my god, to slinging it dry? He sucked
that to right. I bray you back back back to the track. Hell,
I'm slipping into the fence. How standing catch? Highway robbery. This
is absolutely incredible. Go get it a bray you. Yeah. Nobody was
more happy about that than Cutter Crawford on the mound, who just had this
look of astonishment like I can't believe you just got that ball, and I
can't believe that I'm not going to get a win after pitching my ass up.
That's what I'm saying this last week here, the sock starters have been
doing their job. Bullpen out so much. Try to get Tonight, seven
to ten, let's go, socks. Come on Boston's only classic rug morning
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talking about spring cleaning just yesterday. We're sitting out in our patio and she
says, you know, I think it's time we you know, pull everything
out of the shed and the garage and do like a good thorough spring clean.
I said, the stuff that gets pulled out of there, the majority
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morning brief story. WX bosses one of those mornings where so many things caught
my eye, like the fact that yesterday we talked about Boston twenty five has
a whole link on their website for Karen Reid. Like it's like Weather,
Sports News, blah blah blah, National Karen Reid. And then there's like
investigative and pictures just pictures of Karen when you click on it, and it's
just a bunch of stories and it's her face in the courtroom. And I
only fell a bait only from talking to YouTube, right, do I know
that there's love for her face? So you guys like looking at her and
m Kenny wants a movie with Lake Lively playing, right exactly. I noticed
that yesterday after you said that, I looked and they have they have very
similar hair. Whatody Harrelson will play turtle Boy? Oh, Wow, turtle
Boy. I mean, like old school you do stuff with makeup. They
have Robert de Niro playing like a twenty year old version of himself in The
Irishman. So yeah, I mean we all find it uncomfortable, but movies
still do it anyway. So anyway, I saw that and I thought to
myself, and I say this every day, and you two hear me say
it. I really need to figure out this Karen Reid case, and yet
every day I'm still uninterested. Now BZ you know, like Besy news,
not our radio friends over here, but neighbor's death. Yes, they had
like so many sections on Karen Reid today, like they were playing ketchup.
They were had like the trial starts, jury selection was another story. Who
Is turtle Boy? Was an entire story they have listed And did you read
that? No, none of them. I didn't click on any o.
Nobody can force you. I can't take your hand and make you learn about
this case. Have you learned about it? No? I have no desiree
Why do we have no desire? Though? Kenny, do you care?
I'm interested to find out what really happened, as is probably most of it.
Yeah, I get half paid attention. I mean, you guys just
because it's local and involves one of Boston's own and that's what I mean.
Well, you guys love your crime documentaries all the time. This is a
perfect deep dive, I know, And yet I just so not a bez's
on it, like you know news. I feel like maybe I should click
on some stories, and yet I have not. The marathon was yesterday and
my favorite story was notable people that are in the marathon and and you know
they had Zadano Chara who Kenny said just the other like a couple hours ago
or last hour, He's going to be running the London Marathon in a couple
of days, like he ran Boston in three hours and thirty minutes. Did
you see his legs, either of you? Do you see his arms?
Yeah, he's cut, but those are his Like I'm only used to seeing
him in chatting legs. He has runner's legs, hockey legs. Those are
hockey legs. Those are hockey little skinny sticks. Did you hear him after
day though? Did you hear him after the race? I couldn't decide if
he sounded like Schwartzenegger or if he sounded like what did you say bored at
he was very cheeky, very smiley, very happy. He's a Dane O'Hara.
After the marathon, it was lots of fun. Always the different conditions
from last year, but it was amazing. The fans were just sol out
and trust on. It was amazing day. You know. I enjoyed it
very much. Lots of fun and uh yeah, it was just a great
day to you, like, is nice, lots of exercising, yeah,
I mean it doesn't want to other people. They mentioned Henry Richard, Martin
Richard's brother, one of oh yeah, he's done it three times, Troy
Hoyt, the grandson of Dick hoy and the nephew of Rick, and you
had. But at the very end, Shane Sager, Shane, I saw
him on the news the other day. Otherwise I wouldn't have recognized him.
I'm gonna pulled up this right now, Shane Shane, the harmonica player,
Like they've got I'm like, wow, we're really like, did we have
anybody besides Charker for that run? Like, I'm this guy's great and he
raised over twenty four thousand dollars for mash Gen and that's awesome. That's awesome.
Then I'm really I'm really proud of him. But I'm just thinking to
myself, of all the people you're putting on this list, I'm sure he
had to be pointed out. Well. They spent a whole segment on him
on w on CVB last week, but I he's running the marathon. I
don't know. And then the third thing that caught my eye and I thought
this was fascinating and also it's silly, was that a message in a bottle
was found on the cape and it was found on Mashpee on a shore and
mash p Okay. So the person who found it was like, wow,
you know, we need to figure out who it is. This bottle is
like old as hell coke bottle, sixty year old that's what I was gonna
say, six year old coke bottle covered in barnacles. And they found the
person who had sent it. And you're thinking, ooh, is it French?
Is it from England? Right Africa? Where's it from? Did it
travel all around the world. It's from Worcester. And the woman he sent
it when she was like a fourteen year old, like her parents and family,
they had a house there, so she put the bottle out and it
just kind of stayed and so but it's still a really cool story. And
everybody talks about her being just a fantastic person. And her daughter was like,
it was like the fourteen year old version of my mother was saying hi,
because the handwriting was still the same. That was adorable. But can
you imagine you've got these big dreams. You're like sich some exotic location.
Yeah, I'm gonna tell them my ad because back then, sixty years ago,
like you were thinking I'm gonna get a penpal, you weren't thinking I'm
gonna get a murderer. So you put your name in there, your age
or your address, maybe your phone number if you wanted to, and you're
like, someone's going to call me and write to me and we will be
friends forever. And just know you're back to Worcester and the bottle goes nowhere.
So no, but it's still a good story. Xeelex weather mostly sunny
in sixties today, something clouds tomorrow has in the fifties, fifty degrees in
Boston had their ford on a one hundred point seven Boston's only classic rock morning
show seven twenty two, fifty one degrees, glorious springtime conditions out there.
It's Kenny Young, Pete Mackenzie, heather Ford and listen, I'm very distracted
this morning. I'm'na be very honest with you. You've made us very distracted
this morning. I'll tell you what. I'm distracted because there's been a theft.
That's right. I think we need to We need to get the Scooby
Doo gang. I own too, so we need to get the lay Jerry
or back on the scene. Want me the text Turtle Boy, see if
you can get to the bottom of this. I got a law and order
situation that's going on right here, right now. We don't even know who
Turtle Boy is yet. None of us have read the article. My thirty
ounce yetti filled with my home brewed iced coffee that I bring my own coffee
every day, you know that, but usually it's been drink by now,
and I'm onto water, which I got going on here. But I left
this room a little while ago to film an Instagram video at w Zelix,
and I have since not seen my yetti that was half of ice coffee.
Did you take it with you to film it? I did, and so
I went into the up. I know where it is. Just where is
it? You know that like music listening room with the guitars hanging on the
wall. No, none of them have the lex Yeah, so in that
room, I bet I put it down on the counter. Oh, because
you told us this morning off the air about the guitar that can never be
tuned. Yeah, so that's where it is. So today's clash at eight
forty, I'm doing another round of guitar riffs. Name that tune? Right?
So did you just solve this on the air? I may have because
it was really hurting my head. It was hurting my head. I was
very distracted. Plus there's another excuse to use this. So yeah, I
was in the promotions office noodling around with the guitar that can't be tuned,
and that's when it occurred to me, maybe I should go into that listening
room that has multiple guitars hanging on the wall. So I did a little
bit about it at wzox and to your benefit in a big cyclical fans here,
the reason I'm telling you all this listener is that because at eight forty,
you can name that tune for a chance to win your way to cheap
trick. They're gonna be speaking of guitar collections. I think he has over
six hundred Rick Nielsen. They're gonna be hitting the MGM Music Call Fenway this
summer, and we have your ticket to rock at eight forty, but you'll
have to successfully navigate through my classic rock Audio daily double clues. All right,
Kenny's riffs can't be missed. Well, they're awesome. There's a couple
of curve balls today. They're gonna have to think about it at eight forty,
so just over an hour away from those cheap Hey Kenny, go Getty
here Yetty, I'm gonna go Getty Mayedi. Meanwhile, I want you all
to say this three times fast cheap Trick tickets now seven forty on the nose,
fifty one on its way up to the low sixties. It's the glorious
weather we've been pining for, right, I guess before more rain returns on
Thursday. But hey, yeah, middle of April will take it. Right.
It's Kenny Young, Pete McKenzie, heather Ford and as I said,
look at the time, what's going on? Austin's only a classic rock morning
show one seven w z X woah. Well, My wife had the luxury
of having yesterday off, which was nice as well. Weekend. Yeah,
so, uh, and I knew it was coming, but the delay factor
was, you know, to me too long. So what I knew was
coming was lunch. Oh yeah with the wife. You know, she's got
the day off. That's great, let's go to lunch. I knew that,
and you know, I even texted my daughter at ten am. We're
going on a lunch date today. Isn't that, you know? But my
wife she's such she's such a doer, you know, like a doer.
Yeah. She Oh, she started a project. We were at work.
Yes, she can't sit you know, like she's not a she doesn't sit
around. You're off. It's Monday, it's marathon Monday. You know,
enjoy the beauty of the day. You don't have to work. Sleep for
a walk, go for a walk, do something that doesn't mean go get
a bunch of perennials and bags of mulch for me to plant plants on your
day off. Oh wait, she didn't plant them. They were for you.
She planted them. But I had to, you know, stop and
get mulch and break the bag. This is all before lunch. Oh,
I got a tea time at five o'clock. Oh, so you know the
small violin playing right here, guy with this and me, the guy with
the small brain. All I can think of was, I got a five
o'clock tea time. How am I gonna get my nap it? How can
get my nap it? No, that's not a guy that lapps. That's
all any of us think about. You can get twenty minutes in. Yeah,
you can just lay down in the mulch bed. Yeah, pretty quick.
Now, by the way, we had a fabulous lunch. We went
to Kennedy's and Marlboro. I don't know if you know where that is Kenny
Yeah, twenty I think I mentioned that one. Pretty much everything is.
I think it might be on eighty five. I don't know. It's one
of those roads. I get eighty five. Yeah, And so we go
on the patio. First of the stat the chairs are all stacked up on
the patio, so we're thinking, oh, we can't sit on the patio.
And then we go in and they say, oh, yeah, the
patio's open. So we go out on the patio and there's already a couple
out there with a carriage, a baby carriage and the baby carrying not to
disturb people on the inside. And they're so friendly. They're really nice,
and I immediately thought, well, their grandparents and they have because I couldn't
see in the carriage. It was you know, in the back of it
was faced. Oh no, there's a dog in there. So you were
relieved in many ways, Yeah, because it was a really quiet dog.
Who knows what a baby's gonna break. You never understand these people to say,
let's take the dog for a walk, honey, get the stroller.
Well they made a point to say that, not not the restaurant, but
this couple said that they allow pets out on the patio here. Isn't that
great? And I'm like, that's awesome. Cool. Yeah, and they're
also sheltering the pet from you guys having to look at the dog while you're
eating. Yeah, they're a carriage. I would never have agreet you know,
their giant. But it also people don't like to look at animals while
they're eating if they don't have dogs, so that kind of helps. Yeah.
I don't mind people who do know if they can, if they can
control the animal and it's it's car quiet, Yeah, it's fine. It's
fine. Yeah, So that was that, and I did make my tea
time and what a beautiful evening. It was great, Yes, just gorgeous,
gorgeous. Well, Pete, like you, we had the same modus
operandi. We said, the wife's got the day off and I was stabbing
by the time I left here, so I celebrated the marathon. The only
way is to fit. Let's go have a huge lunch and a couple of
drinks, which is what we did. And because we're south of the race
course, our options were limited to heading south. And my sister's off this
week. She works in the Rentham School arena, so she's got this week
off. So we met up with my sister down in Midfield at Noon Hill
right there on one O nine, great spot right on the old railroad tracks
there Noonhill Grill, and it was a nice catch up see sista, and
uh yeah, we had an awesome lunch there. And then you know,
sometimes the wife will rope a dope me and then she'll trick me with lunch
and then there's always like a side project. But this wasn't plantings or perennials
or mulch. It was well, since we're down there, we might as
well go to the grocery store and get what we need. I'm just like,
you know, after this lunch, I'm ready for my now right right.
But as it always likes to say, let's go walk off lunch,
let's go walk it off at the grocery store. So as we sat there
getting ready to pull out of the parking lot, we said, we need
to find a grocery store that's nearby this because we can't get to the ones
we usually go to due to the race right when we go back up north
to where we live. So we found down on one O nine there's the
Shaws. Just completely by chance, randomly found this place and got what we
needed. So I go over to the Delhi and there's two guys conspiring back
at the back wall of the deli and they're pointing at me and they're whispering,
and I'm thinking, did I order something that's like rotten or spoiled?
Like? And the jokes on me? And so there's a lot of hush
hushing going on, and I'm just kind of standing there, and you know,
I'm already a little you know, easy, Yeah, I'm like,
what's going on? And now I'm ordering food from them? What's going to
happen? So then one of them, a mustachioed fella, younger fella,
comes over and he goes, you're Kenny young right WZLX. I thought I
recognized that voice, and I was like, what all I did was order
a half upound a turkey breast. And it turns out that he is a
friend of my friend's son. They grew up together going to high school.
So when I would hang out over at Smithy's, this kid would come over
to see his son, right, And I probably haven't seen this kid in
ten years. He's thirty now works at this Shaws. And he says,
he told so he tells he was telling the other deli guy this story about
how we were watching a Pats game ten years ago or whatever when this kid
was still in high school. And he says, yeah, he goes,
you thought they were going to lose to the Arizona Cardinals, and then I
said that they were going to miss the kick, and then you said you
were going to give me a shout out on the radio, and you gave
me a shout out in the radio, and I never forgot that, And
I'm like, how do you remember that like, I don't even remember the
conversation of the games, but this was like log lodged into his memory.
So he says, that's what I was telling this guy. I was telling
him about the time that you gave me a shout out on the ls.
You know, this has been sleeping on that for like I get, I
guess thirty five hundred days, such an early saw, such a random running.
I was just like, is this going to be a stalker kind of
situation? Right? But it was all good. It was all good,
recognized in the wild for my pipes, I guess. Now the big question
is, Kenny, when you got your stuff from the deli, did they
put the receipt that they stick to the package over the ziplock? They did
not, They put it on the sidelongs. You know, that's one of
my pet peete right to make sure you gotta ask good on your deli crew
at the Shaws Right. Seven forty seven now from the Planet Fitness w CLX
Studios. Now, thanks for making us part of your morning Sad Lines with
Heather Great Store on ONEX Boston. Having a day like today, especially for
the runners and all the families coming into the city and really getting able to
enjoy everything that the city has to offer is just great. It's great to
see this many people out. It's great to see the pride in the city
show up for the game, show up at the marathon. So yeah,
it's fantastic. Let's be honest, though, we marathon differently here than other
places, Like we go hard. Yeah, well we party like in London
with the marathon's happening, like they'll they'll celebrate it. It's a big marathon.
Growing up in New York, I used to watch the marathon because I
was a runner, but no one else I knew got like psyched for the
like Gretavites running the marathon, like people were you know, Oh the marathon
happened and it was like a blip on the news that night and you watched
all the people run across the bridge and you're like, wow, it's great.
But here it's you marathon. It's like a thing. It's like a
you are going to party, you are going to celebrate, You're going to
appreciate the day. Everybody's got the day off for the BA holiday. Yeah,
yep, it's a it's a moment, which is why headlines like this
from CVB happen because we marathon hard. Person falls from second floor window at
Alston apartment building during marathon party. Yeah, at ten fifty am. One
person at the party reports seeing this person sitting on a dresser with their feet
hanging out the window, and the person who saw that then went to the
bathroom. By the time they got out of the bathroom, the person wasn't
there anymore because they were hanging by their fingers falling boom, yeah, fall
down, boom. Another witness saw them hanging by their fingers off the ledge
of the second story of that apartment. Need to do more fifty in the
morning and need to do more pull ups? You do, but also it's
hard to do pull ups when you're drinking gallons of booze. What were those
things called? Yeah, So when the police got there, we're like checking
out the scene. In front of that apartment complex, there was like the
yard there was littered with half to quarter empty gallon jugs of borgs. Do
you know what borgs are? Because I knew there was a name for it.
They empty water gallon jugs or milk jugs and they fill and every single
one of them on the ground. And I'm count and this is just one
picture, one, two, twelve of them. They're all different colors.
There's pink ones, yellow ones. Borg is an acronym for blackout rage.
Gallons all the rage. So they fill them up with vodka and electrolytes to
try to offset the booze. So they're trying to rehydrate as they dehydrate.
But then they put in like fruit juices, so it's like masking the taste.
And everybody has their own gallon and everyone walks around. Now the college
students say that this is safer for them because they know what they're drinking because
they made their own drink. But it's also a gallon jug. Did I
mention that, yes, I'd rather you walk around with a YETI a tiny
yetti filled with your own liquor. You don't drink too much or you don't
have the black out. But I do understand the fear of getting a drink
handed to you from someone else. So it just you as a woman,
you just never know. But this apartment, there was a lot of borgs,
oh so many again, and the fencing was the fencing on both sides
of it looked like drunk people had just fallen all over it. So this
is how we marathon, is what I'm saying. Well, we have the
advantage we do ours on a Monday. Most of these other major marathons do
it on a Sunday. Ours is a holiday. You know, people have
the day off, socks game on top of it. Spectators have as much
recognition as the runners. Here is the dumbest question I'm going to ask today,
Well, probably not all the colleges have off too, right, or
do the kids just not go to class that day? I think they just
blow off classes. I don't. I mean, you're wondering. I'm wondering
if like BC and BU, they're like, listen, no one's going to
be doing any work. So we're just is it they take that hot ill
butt. There's a handful of professors that say, yeah, you don't even
bother coming in money. Yeah, well that's that's when borgs happen, is
all I'm going to say. One of the things that's happening today besides you
know, us talking about the marathon, is that the Karen Reid trial,
which for the life of me I just can't get into, is somehow starting.
And I'm asking theseus questions like are they picking the jury today. I've
seen all these pictures of her sitting at a table in a courtroom. I
had assumed last month or the month before that this trial had been going on
for two years. I did as well, Yeah, it has been Boston
twenty five. They have an entire link you can go to on their website
just for Karen Read and when you click on it, it's just stories and
the and the picture with each story is just her at the table in the
courtroom. And and now Bz's like, you know what, We're a real
news station, but we need to get in on this too. So all
of a sudden I look on their website and there's like, what is the
Karen Reid trial? Who is Turtle Boy? What is happening? I mean,
they had stories and I hadn't seen one Karen Reid story on there yet
until yesterday. But that's a big local unsolved mystery. People have interest in
it. There's all kinds of all kinds of subplots with tampering and evidence and
friends of the family, this and that and the other thing. Oh my
god, all words that would intrigue me in any other situation in scenario except
this one. What is wrong with me. I don't know. I don't
know either. You could always just wait for the dateline episode. I could,
I should, I know, I just I wish. I want to
get into this, but it seems almost too complicated to start now like I
needed to. The day it happened hasn't even started. Yeah, but it
seems like it's been going for like three years though people it does. Keith
Morrison will explain it all to us, Willie, I hope so z lex
weather mostly sunny in sixties today, something clouds tomorrow. Highs in the fifties,
fifty degrees in Boston. I'm Heather Ford on one hundred point seven double
UZLX. I guess it's leaving you a little dazed and confused. One hundred
point seven wus LX, Boston's only classic rock morning show. Do you think
a lot of the runners yesterday were cranking that bad boy up on their earbuds
while they were running the race? Eight twenty one fifty three degrees Kenny Young,
Pete Mackenzie, Heather Forward. Now, I know we got to wait
till the twenty fifth of this month before we get to hear this sound early
and often with a third pick in the NFL draft in New England, Patriots
have downgraded and traded their pick to Denver for they got to go to the
quarterback. I'm sorry, Daniel ls Daniels, LSU Daniels Daniels. So yeah,
before we get to the NFL draft, like I said, which is
the twenty fifth through the twenty seventh, there was another draft of sorts going
on. Oh yeah, well, you know, I mean, Caitlyn Clark
has been all the rage over the last two and a half three months,
building viewership for college basketball and now maybe the WNBA because she was selected with
the first pick in the twenty twenty four WNBA draft. The Indiana Fever select
Caitlin Clark University of Iowa and the crowd goes wild. So she goes to
Indiana. Cost of living is nice there, it's probably I'm sure it's one
of the better the cost of living rates in the United States. It's got
to be above average, I would say, and not too far from where
she just went to school. Yeah, so the dollar will stretch there.
So I looked up with spot rack is they always come out with, you
know, what kind of salaries these players are going to make? So Caitlin
Clark is expected to make over the course of four years a four year contract,
three hundred and thirty eight thousand dollars over the course of four years.
So was that like seventy something grand a year? Yeah, all my cost
of living there's about forty five to fifty thousand dollars the average cost. Okay,
just an apartment in the in Indiana. Where does that rank nationally?
I don't know. I just wanted to. I just put pulled that up.
Just give you an idea. She's not going to be she's not going
to be living well above the uh, the app but it be much better
than if she was drafted by New York. Yes, you know, I
know that's not chump change. Seventy something grand a year, and you just
think for a professional athlete, especially of her caliber, there's got to be
some sort of a signing bonus, right, no word of a signing but
I don't see anything about a signing bonus. And she'll be well off the
highest salary in the WNBA, which is about a quarter of a minut million
dollars. And who does that belong to? I don't would it matter if
I said their names? We'll call her Sherry right. The other thing is
I flashed back to is what Heather brought up, the offer from ice Cube
to play in the Big three League. Yeah. I would have totally done
that. Okay, did you see how many games she would have to play
for five million dollars? What do you think? Thirty three a month,
eight total games for five million dollars? That's it? How are you not
saying yes to that? I just think maybe she wants the security of the
WNBA, like it's a little more long term, it's a little more secure,
no marking for forever, and not make that money that she'd make in
eight games. True. You made mentioned earlier this morning, Kenny, if
somebody handed you a million dollars, you'd be set for life. I could
make it work. I mean five million dollars for eight games. Not granted,
Kaitlin Clark probably has seven to ten, maybe twenty as far as I
know, things lined up to endorse Okay, where she's going to make probably
millions from that. But a cool five million for eight games? How did
you not take that? Maybe there was more red tape involved in Maybe there
was more of it appearances things like that. Is it complex? I don't
it seems pretty simple. Eight games, five million, Okay, yeah,
I mean maybe what are the strings attached? I don't know. I like
how people were like, well, you're just you'll destroy your reputation. I'm
thinking, and I say the same thing each time. She's the only female
college basketball player I can name. She got me to watch two NCAA women's
games. So if she chooses to make five million dollars on eight games and
then going to the WNBA, that's great. That's great because she'll still be
the only person I can name. And I'm not proud of that. I'm
just saying across the country, she's it. She was on SNL, she
did a whole bit. Everybody, everybody knew who she was. That's where
we are. Strike while the iron's hot. There's no there's there's You don't
lose anything about I don't. And it was mostly like men saying, you
just you can't do that. It is just to be a stain on your
reputation. Str make the stupid money. I didn't hear anybody say that.
Who's saying that. I heard people say Stephen A. Smith quote something,
don't go to the you got to go to the w NBA because that's where
it's classy, and that's where you're going, and that's where your career should
be. Yeah, it's just stupid. I don't take the dirty money every
time. It's not dirty money. What is dirty money? It's a league
and watch I've watched more of those than I have women's basketball and ice cubes.
The man, I mean, he's he's he does know what he's doing.
Yea, I know, I'm surprised. Well maybe maybe it's not over
yet. I don't know. But she's drafted and she'll make three hundred and
eighty thousand over four years, Over four years, and what are the top
players in the w n B A make quarter of a mill Yeah that's I
mean, that's as they're paying right now. Well, it's sorry. You're
going to see her on the wheaties box pretty soon, I haven't feel.
Does anyone eat anymore whedies? Yeah? Do you? Well I do.
I don't even know if I've seen it in a grocery store. She's doing
state farms, she's doing gata already. She's got a million of those lined
up. I bet endorsements. I will tell you. Two weeks back when
I was going through that fever in the middle of the week, the high
fever and the body aches and all that. I got down with some raisin
bran. Yeah, still going strong. I can eat. That Never felt
more regular in my life. You know what? One hundred point seven w
z a Lax, Boston's only Classic rock morning show, eight forty fifty three.
It's getting young Pete McKenzie heather Ford. So last night, it's about
quarter nine and it hit me. Today was my turn in the pitching rotation
for the Classic Rock Clash. And the wife says, aren't you coming up
to bed? And I says, no, I got to go down to
the basement. I got homework to do, got to go to the workshop.
I gotta go to the workshop. I got to go do some wood
shedding down in the basement to come up with some more guitar riffs. Here,
let's go to line five. Christine, are you there with us?
Hello, it's up Christine. You're calling from Salem, New Hampshire. Yes,
you still have snow on the ground up there is that further up in
ski country, further up. All right? All right, so you're rocking,
You're ready to go. You're a big fan of the station, the
classic rock clash. You know how the operation works, right, Yeah,
all right, but yeah, look at you. Confidence is brimming with you
here. All right, let's see what you can do in the classic rock
class. I'm gonna make you my You're gonna be my grand beach rocking out
tooken trash supream into classic rock clash. All right, Christine, three out
of five. You're playing for cheap trick tickets. Say that five times fast
at the MGM Music Hall, fenway here, all right, keep a keen
air, a little twist on the clash. As you know, you gotta
name that tune. A lot of people get on here and just start shouting
out the name of the band. We need you to name that tune.
Are you ready, Christine? Ready? All right, let's go clue number
one. Any thoughts, Christine, jo Hey, Joe is absolutely right.
I like how you just yeah, you're probably singing along the lyrics in your
head, weren't you? Yeah? All right, all right, well let's
see if see if you can name this one here. Every time Christine guesses
the name of the song, what is it? You play it one more
time? No problem? So good? Set that chord, right, then
dream on, dream on. Nicely done, Christine's second time to charm.
All right, you're ready for the wind. You're ready to go for the
wind. Would you like something clean or a little dirty? Let's go dirty.
Make it interesting? All right, this is interesting. This is one
I've never tackled before, and I had to employ a little pitch shifting device
down in the workshop. So name that tune. Here we go. You
give love a bad name. Yeah, Christine, Yes, you successfully navigated
through my riffage in the basement last night. Nicely done. Three out of
five, you did it. Thank you. Cheap Trick tickets are yours MGM
Music Hall. By the way, Pete and Heather, this makes the third
female contestant to sweep the board in the Name that riff category. That I
applaud you, Christine, as does the rest of sale in New Hampshire today.
Well, thank you, excellent, excellent. I have a little more
practicing to do for my next go around, but you can just bask in
the glow of receiving these tickets for Cheap Trick at the MGM Music Hall August
second. All right, look at that. I know you're just you're brimming,
You're grinning from ear to ear. I'm gonna put you on hold.
We'll get some into from you. And Hey, speaking of bon Jovi,
since we just blasted that out, remember the amazing docu series coming bon Jovi
story stream at April twenty sixth, only on HULUKS Boston's only classic rock morning
show eight fifty two fifty three. Kittie Young, Pete Mackenzie Heather forward me.
Maybe I should incorporate some Chili Pepper's riffage into my next shot in the
rotation for the classic Oh, I would sound good. Yeah, you know,
I always like the Chili Peppers, but I just as far as guitar
playing, didn't play too many of their songs in my past life. You
know what I mean. Kenny, That's what I mean. It's always cool
to like, uh to you know, learn some new stuff here. You
could learn about the fact that the thousand dollars bribe is about to start for
today. That's right. Thirteen chances to grab a thousand bucks every hour in
the tents sounds pretty inviting, right, We're just throwing money around, Pete.
This comes out of your bank account, so make sure these checks are
going to clear. Okay, Oh, that's unfortunate to hear. I did
not know that, Kenny. There'll be a lawsuit then, Oh really one
of them bounced checks or what? You can't you can't go into somebody's bank
account without their knowledge. Well you have to ask Showy Tani about that,
right translator? Yes, how did that guy have access sorry sidebar, how
did he have access to translator to his bank accounts? Apparently he considered him
a good friend. Yeah, personal assistant translators happened before, it's happened in
pro golf. You can remember a couple of guys that were, you know,
thought they had friends that were taking care of their finances and they were
dipping. Yeah, skimming. Well, there's no skimming going on here.
Like I said, nine to ten moments away. All you have to do
when you hear that first keyword, and in fact, all thirteen keywords every
hour on the test, just enter them online at WZX dot com. You're
listening all the time anyway on the iHeartRadio apps, so you know when you
pop that open and you hit ZLX, you're going to see the little pop
up window asking you to enter that keyword every hour. So we'll make it
happen for you. Now, if one thousand dollars an hour isn't enough for
you, maybe you need something a little more secure, a little more long
term. I understand Mega Millions is already up to almost one hundred and fifty
million for tonight, so I think a thousand dollars bribes is a little more
secure than that. All chances are better odds, right, Yes, Peter,
are you getting tickets for Mega Millions tonight? Two hundred million minimum,
Kenny? Okay, all right, So I'll have you on your own.
I'll have to do a little side hustle. That means I'll go into the
garage and return cans and bottles to come up with the money for it.
So yeah, good luck at nine ten here for one hundred point seven WZLX,
Boston's only classic rock morning show. You two, are are they done
with that Vegas residency at the Sphere? You know that giant globe out there
the Sphere? I don't think media. I know they added a bunch more
dates that stretched into April, but I don't know if they're done yet.
You two looks like Dead and Company is going to reunite and do some shows
out there there. Was some loose talk of the Eagles maybe doing a show
there, but uh, in order to cover costs. I mean, that
thing's already underwater, right, the sphere because it was just so expensive to
build. It's like a lot, but the seats are expensive. Yeah,
but it's a I mean, any any video I've seen of it is it's
unable. Yeah. It makes me want to go out there and check that
that globe. I'm sorry, the sphere out. Uh it is nine to
twenty six, Kinny Young, Pete, McKenzie, Heather Ford. Uh,
here's a strange story, and it has to do with a body disorder that
I didn't know existed, and it's just it's completely horrifying. I was going
to bring it out. I was going to save it. There's so many
things about my body I hate. Yeah. Wow, Okay, not a
lot of self esteem in this corner, Heather Pete. I want you to
just lay down on the couch for a minute, okay, and think back
to where it all start. Okay, when you begin to p Wilson handles,
let's go right there. I'll go with that first love handles. Get
those removed. I don't know if you can do that yet. Here,
we're going to go up to Quebec, Quebec, Canada for this story,
which doesn't sound like this sounds like you know, American South story, a
Florida story, but no, this is coming from Quebec, Canada. A
man recently asking his doctors to remove his fourth and fifth fingers on his left
hand because he quote felt they didn't belong on his body. He had been
experiencing traumatizing thoughts that the last two fingers of his left hand since childhood,
throughout his entire life. I think he's in his late thirties here, that
these two fingers were causing him pain, constant irritability, impaired dexterity, and
nightmares. I've watched degrees anatomy where someone felt that way about their foot and
kept asking to have their foot removed. Huh. So it's it's part of
a thing called b I D Body integrity identity disorder, in which, uh,
what's the treatment other than you know, removing the digits. At least
in Canada, he had to meet with not only his primary care physicians,
but two separate psychiatrists to see if his behavioral therapy was gonna if he was
fit to have these fingers removed. By the way, not that this is
real life, but it was based on something like this in Gray's Anatomy.
When they wouldn't do it, the guy attempted to chop his own foot of
Oh god, yeah, yeah, this bid is extremely rare and the conditions
characterized. People have a strong and persistent desire to acquire a disability. You've
probably heard stories about people like needing to be in a wheelchair even though they
were physically able to walk, But in this extreme case, they want to
amputate parts of their body, like Heather was saying here. So this dude
up in Quebec had had to meet after a full psychiatric evaluation, the patient
was deemed capable of requesting a voluntary amputation of these two fingers. Now,
interestingly enough, Oh and he even he worked in a sawmill. You would
have thought at some point in his career he would have thought, well,
screw those doctors, I'm just gonna I'm they're just gonna lop them off myself
and maybe get workmans. But he yeah, he wanted to make sure he
did this the right way. So listen to this though. So they do
the operation, they remove his two fingers on the left hand here, okay,
And then what they noticed is they did a full post op and not
only did his vivid nightmare stop, but he said he immediately noticed that he
had no more pain in his left hand now that those fingers were gone.
So call it the psychosomatic, call it hypochondria. I don't know what you'd
call it. But they act. Not only did they do the operation,
but this guy says he's never felt better in his entire life. You know
what he noticed. He probably noticed he probably couldn't go ten pin bowling anymore.
Oh that's right. Yeah, probably would have been good at candlepin though,
maybe one hundred points though. Uzelax Sposton's Open Classic Rock Morning Show nine
to fifty. Mid fifties. Already things a warming up out there. It'd
be striking a little white ball with the crooked stick later, and I think
you might just go with the short sleeve shirt today. I'm just thinking around
two thirty you might see mid sixties out in the burbs. I will tell
you yesterday I showed up with six other golfers. We had a threesome in
to foursome, and I was the only one wearing shorts. I was surprised.
It's beautiful. This might be one of the day to crank up a
little while golf slacks slacks, long pants, Pete. I thought it was
interesting this morning when you first came in. He gave me a full rundown
play by play of how like the first your first like six holes went,
you were just draining long pots and well the first three first hole I birdied.
I got birdie out of the gate this season. It was great.
Then I got a par and they were both twenty foot putts long putts.
Third hole, I took an eight. I took an eight on a par
four. Yeah. See, therein lies the problem with our golf games,
peet. We're not playing enough. Of course, when you have a gin
handicap like I do, I don't know if you have yours yet, Ken,
I don't you what are you playing only card triple bogies? You can't
card quadruples? Okay, yeah, so you're not putting any nines down on
that card? No you can't. All right, how did you fare for
nine holes? Then when you were done forty three? That's not you chabby?
Yeah, all right, it's okay. But after that great start,
yeah, you're expecting forty or less, the snowmen will sneak up on you.
They do. Well, listen, it's gonna be so warm this afternoon.
I don't know if you guys are aware of this, but the good
folks of Ben and Jerry's it's free Cone Day. April sixteenth is free Cone
Day from noon till eight pm. You can find your local scoop shop to
get your free ice cream cone from the good people of Ben Andinger. So
Benjerry dot Com is where you can put in your zip code and it'll tell
you right away, like where the closest right by Nati Ball for me Jays
was, Oh, there is one over there, isn't there, sir?
Is that over by like the container stores? That's exactly where it is.
I'm setting you all on my way home. That's also where the great egg
plant meatballs are, right, isn't that good? Yes, good egg plant
based meatballs at that restaurant. And those are excellent, Okay, I mean
they don't taste like meatballs, right, but they're excellent. But they're excellent.
Yeah, they're excellent fake meatballs. They're excellent for egg plant. Yeah,
well they're not meatballs. They call them meat there's egg plant balls,
right, meatballs that are lying about being meatballs. Yes, So yeah,
I just thought i'd brighten up your afternoon. And you know, it's no
coincidence that at school vacation week in Massachusetts so that they're doing this free cone
day. So I mean, yeah, restrictions apply, and they're not paying
us to say this, but I just thought i'd pointed out because it's gonna
be so nice today. You want, I want to go spend some time
outdoors, soak up some free vitamin D and get your free cone. Sure.
Hey, I've spent enough on pints of Ben and Jerry's. They owe
me a free cone. I know there was times I need a whole pint,
and that was that was supper back of my starving artist days. It
was either that or like, you know, a brick of Ramen, the
instant Ramen right there. Listen, if you need a little help in the
financial department, you know, this free cone Day isn't gonna last forever.
All right, I have some good news for you. We have twelve more
thousand dollars bribes to pay out here today. So it's one thousand bucks every
hour on the tens every hour from here on out till nine ten tonight,
So Carter Allen has your next payoff of a grand And if that wasn't enough
incentive to stick around for Kata's show one hundred point seven minutes commercial free that'll
kick off around ten thirty, we will catch you tomorrow. Hump dude,
good job, well done. Here we go. I'm fiveing out over to
say over Boston's only classic rock morning show, returning tomorrow morning five thirty to
ten. Thinking about doing the same with the Mackenzie, Heatherford and Kenny.
If it stops, what's stomping it and what's buying what's stomping it? So
what's the end? You know? At one hundred point seven WCX