Coming up on the show. Let's see, we're gonna solve a bunch of
problems. We're pretty good at that, i'd like to think, and we
got a few. In fact, we're gonna help New York City out of
all places, because I'm not sure they're doing this right. And I'll get
into specifically what's going on here. We'll help the city of Boston out because
you know how fond we are of those folks. And today could be the
day, we don't know. But it also, and I'm referring to the
Trump trial with a verdict perhaps, but also, and this was pretty terrifying.
I was watching an interviewer. I don't know, maybe it's not an
interview. I think it's actually his show, a little little mini show that
Alan Dershowitz does, and he started talking about something, and at first You're
like, you can't do that, But then I remember things that we've seen
during the trial, and Dershowitz talked about case law and a specific set of
circumstances, and it just adds one more wrinkle to what potentially could happen.
I don't know how closely you're following some of the juror speculation that's going on.
There is an interesting little graph that came out yesterday. You know,
the jurors do questionnaires and some of them are pretty extensive. So, especially
when you're in a high profile trial like this, they're going to ask you
a bunch of questions and not just hey, do you think you could be
impartial? Have you how much of you heard about the case? You know,
the standard stuff. They ask them a ton of stuff, and one
of them is it's not attached individuals names, but rather it's anonymous than with
numbers attached. One of the things they asked them is where they get their
news from? And you have to check any of the boxes that apply,
and you have ABC, CBS, NBC, New York Times obviously, which
was the most checked box among the jurors. You have. You just have
a bunch of stuff. USA Today's on there, box news is on their
social media, the very social media outlets on there. And yesterday the jury
deliberated, but then they came out with a note based on the what is
it fifty pages of instructions and I initially they wanted a copy of the instructions
in there and they were denied that, which I don't understand that but the
judge did re explain it to them. And at the Trump table, you
see one of his lawyers, who was a longtime prosecutor, who doesn't really
emotionally react to stuff, just for a moment, he got this little half
smile on his face and said, some of the Trump are looked over at
Trump, and you could tell Trump's mood softened. So the body language would
tell you that his lawyer, for whatever reason, found that to be a
positive potentially for his clients. So then people started going through stuff and one
of the things that was there was where do the jurors get their media sources
or where are their media sources for news? And one of the jurors has
a pattern that looks very dissimilar to the rest of them, the vast majority
New York Times, CNN, there's a there's like two or three that checked
the Fox box, including the one I'm about to tell you, who indicated
that they get the majority of their news from x, Twitter and truth Social
So look, I'm not a scientist, but it looked incredibly different than the
rest of the jurors. Now why is that important? Well, a lot
of people would look at that and go, well, what you're dealing with
is somebody who is probably a probably a Trump voter, which, by the
way, isn't an exclusionary thing when they were picking jurors, at least not
officially. I'm sure that during the jurisdelection process what air or whatever they call
it, the prosecution probably was trying to guestimate in the same way that the
defense is kind of where somebody stands to the extent that they can they only
have a certain number of challenges. But then I'm reading this thing this morning,
and in it you have Dershowitz who's talking about a case in New York
where and this is what the scenario would look like. They could come back
and be like, we cannot arrive at a decision. We'll talk about,
by the way, the instructions on the because people are slightly misrepresenting it,
I've noticed on social media. But what exactly the judge said. It still
sounds sketchy as hell. But we'll get to that just in a moment.
But with the juror thing, Dershowitz talked about where the jury came out the
foreman presented within the bounds that they can right, they can't. They they're
not in New York. They can't come out and just say initially, yeah,
there's eleven of us who want to do this, but there's one person
and that person is this person, and then the judge goes after him individually.
What the judge is gonna what the judge could look for, according to
Dershowitz, and in the cases case is that he cited, was the judge
to make a decision that the person was violating their oath by refusing to deliberate,
and the way that Dershowitz described it, and take you look, take
it with a grain of salt. I've read the case law. The The
scenario was the eleven erors were pretty they were like, yeap, no,
this person did whatever this thing is. And then the other person said,
no, I don't think they did. And I'm not listening to your arguments.
Now, whether you after a certain period of time, can go,
look, I've listened, I've you guys haven't convinced me. This is still
my decision. Where that line is like how long do you have to listen
to opposing arguments? What would be indicative of you going all right, let
me listen to your argument. Okay, okay, I'm considering it. In
fact, here's even rebuttal and then what that looks like. But the idea
that a judge in New York could come out and say, well, look,
they listened, but they didn't listen for long enough because he hasn't dismissed
the alternative alternate jurors, which isn't completely unusual because you have a really high
profile. Okay, last thing you want is there to be you know,
they're honestly deliberating, but then one of them is, I don't know,
watching something on their phone, some news report, and then you got to
switch them out. You want to make sure you still have the alternates there.
But yeah, so that's that sounds crazy, right, that sounds looney
tunes. How could you do that? How could that be fair? Where
you could just spurge jurors they're not giving you the result that you want.
You do it under cover of saying that they're violating their oath. Now,
I don't know that is pure speculation, but the fact that it can happen
like that with a non definitive like I understand. Again, I understand if
you go into the jury break room like it's lunch and one of them snuck
a phone in and he's watching clips on YouTube or about the trial. Right,
I get that one hundred percent. But where you could just say,
you know, I'm not getting the result I want in the other jurisday,
the other person can't be convinced, how do you go to determine if that
person is deliberating fairly? So that's you know, that's the nightmare scenario I
listened to with the juror with the judges instruction to the jurors. People are
posting that the hit he said that they could they could have four different crimes
that they think he's because he's charge with multiple crimes. You know, four
could want to convict on one, four could want to convict on another,
and four could want to convict on a third and he would still see that
as unanimous. That's not exactly what he said. Because what he said,
and remember how this works, there's the crime, but there is the crime
that is predicated on another crime because it's a cover up. And this is
where you get into the conspiracy stuff. So you have to determine one,
did he falsify records and that's the charge. That's where you get into the
felony side of things, and then you have to determine if he did did
what was the crime he was attempting to cover up. So what the judge
said is, if you all think that he falsified business records, but you
four of you think he did it because of one of the pre existing theories,
so he did it too, and then you know, insert what it
is he did it to manipulate the election would be you know, one path.
Another path would be he did it because there was a financial motive there,
and then you look at those little pot of charges, and then you
know four going another direction. The point he was making is if you all
believe he did falsify the records, but you believe it was to cover up
different crimes, that's good enough for him. Now I'm not a lawyer,
but that sounds that sounds kind of looney tunes to me, because the requirement
for the charges or that he did this thing and then went, oh crap,
I'm gonna get caught, so he did this other thing. Right,
it's an ongoing set of things. I don't know how you can you can
split it all up like that, but apparently you can't. So that's where
we are. They'll begin deliberations short. I think about nine thirty, so
shortly after the show this morning. But it's gonna be a crazy day,
man. And then if they do fight him guilty, what do you do?
Do they remand him do you immediately go hey, we're appealing and then
that just goes forward? Is it good enough to have it hanging over?
I don't know any of this. I do know though, that the dude
over at MSNBC totally wants to sleep with his judge. Is that and is
that is now? Hold on? Maybe that's not a fair exaggeration. Roger
dubbed the audio in you think that MSNBC dude doesn't want some candles, some
a nice dark room with the he needs some attention from that judge. Oh
man, he's he's like he's like a teenager. It is very tiger,
you know what I mean? Yeah? Right, yeah, Like he said,
like posters of the judge over his bed, what's he doing to those
posters? Why is his door locked? What's up with? What? What?
What is going on in there? As you've noted with dispection judge Marshaan,
I mean I am, I am like now you know I have like
a man crush on him. He is such a great judge that it's hard
to see that the jurors wouldn't have the same impression. And he's just you
just keep on thinking. If you looked in a dictionary for like judicial temperament,
that's what you get. I mean, I guess for the judge,
at least he can sign the restraining order against this dude. That's who they
brought in to do legal analysis over on MSNBC. Man, So if you
flip over there for even half a second, just understand the charges. Excuse
me, just understand the analysis about the charges and the trial that you're listening
to. Okay, all right, very good. It is six point twenty
oh we got oh and Oregon. Thank you for being in the news today
and not for you know, the the lunatics that live there. I uh
I it's refreshing and I'll explain why coming up here on the Cacoday radio program.
I know everyone's looking at the Middle East right now. You gonna want
to keep an eye on what those crazy bastards are up to. All right,
Uh, Bob, what's uh what's going on? Hey? Good morning,
Katie, I'm good sir. Hey do you think that's awesome. Do
you think the judge is kind of looking at these Trump trumped up Trump charges
as like, uh, you know, if your kid breaks a glass,
You're like, you know, I don't care how it got broke. Did
you break it? You know, I don't care if you've knocked it off
the ledge, if you broke and washing it, you know, if you're
playing toss with it, I don't care. How do I think the judge
is willing to do? Is the judge willing to groom the process to get
the outcome that he's already determined that he wants. I mean, that's look,
that's the accusation, and I you know, you you're never gonna know
unless I guess he just comes out on somebody's recording him and he's had a
few too many trying to trying to sleep sleep with the dude from uh formally
the undercover dude James o'keeth. I don't know, sir, So that's what
you're looking What if it's like what if it's like now you see me where
you know the guy who he thinks really after him the whole time, is
really in cahoots with him, or like red, Notice what if it's one
of those, then like it comes out, you know, a month from
now, him and Trump Rahma yacht together like appreciate you, judge. I
mean, yeah, how many Chiefs players are going to get arrested or charged
with crimes this offseason? What is coing told you? I told you my
solution already. I told you this will keep happening. Well it has kept
happening. Now we have a ligneman, Isaiah Bugs, who, according to
authorities, so he's got during the off season. Like a lot of players,
especially players that play you know, Kansas City or cold weather environments,
you know, once offseason hits, they generally are they're out of there.
And so I don't blame them for that. I don't know where, if
he lives in Florida or one of the other places, but Bugs apparently has
a residence in Kansas City and off season hits and you know, you win,
arize it, you snowbird wherever you're going, and then when it's time
for the teams to report or whatever, boom, you're back right And Kansas
City does their training camp in Wisconsin. Actually I've actually been to their training
camp. So according to police, when he left, he left. He
had some dogs. I don't know if there are attack dogs or just regular
old pets, but he just just left them there, no food, no
water. Maybe he thought they would go feral, fend for themselves, and
and then when he comes back in August or September, they'd be there,
but the neighbors noticed. And now he's charged with cruelty to animals second degree.
But it's second degree felony. Yeah, And then you have and then
all the other stories from the from that car accident to a melee here about
a week ago. It's pretty crazy. Now Ross thinks we can arrest our
way out of this problem. I'm saying there's one common thread through all these
things, right, you gotta go to the to the to the queen,
the queen bee to get rid of the problem. And that person is Patrick
Mahomes. This is not hyperbole. I don't even know that word means not
getting no joke. Arrest Patrick Mahomes. I have nothing to gain from this.
I'm getting like a weird thing on your mic. So six thirty seven
kc O Day Radio program. Let me check this and then we'll get into
the North Korea stuff. All right, Hang on, Ross, your board
was like it didn't sound right on Tuesday morning, right, first thing ross
state. My settings were all like screwed up on Tuesday, right, Yeah,
so we think it's a CIA conspiracy or the cleaning lady's got one of
those duster ones. But you know who knows anyway what we tell you jailing
Patrick Mahomes, Right, And like I was saying, it's not hyperbole.
I have nothing to gain from this. No, no, no, no,
nothing to gain. Oh wait, let me check. Are they in
your division? I mean that's your opinion. There's nothing again in your in
your division, not your com they're in your If they're in your division,
I don't know what that has to do with with anything with the Buffalo Bills.
I'm right now. My focus is on the people of Kansas City,
and they're say, and all these players that keep getting arrested in the Kansas
City Chiefs, there's the one thing they have in common, and that is
that they surround Patrick Mahomes. He's like their center here is that Queen Bee.
You know, you got to take out the queen if you want to
get rid of the problem. Arrest Patrick Mahomes. Once again, I'm biased
opinion. I have nothing to gain from this, go bills. Well,
let's test your let's what was that last part? Nothing to and then anyway
in consquestion, so let's test this. Proximity to mahomes? Are linemen close
to the quarterback? Could you look that up? They? They? They
should be? They? Oh, they do, they should be? Why
not if you're playing for like Cincinnati, probably maybe? No, no,
probably not. Why about wide receiver? Well, they don't stand right next
to them, but do they interact sometimes the wide receivers and mahomes sometimes yes?
Yeah? Wow, yeah, I could find no fault in this,
So there you go. We could either do that or we could turn North
Korea loose on them. They're having an interesting week over there and North Korea.
First last week when they had a new satellite they were super excited about
and then it exploded into smithereens, so that that was that was one.
And then they launched a rocket yesterday and obviously the Japanese and South Koreans don't
like that very much. But they then went in a different direction and I
don't know because it's technically not a rocket, can we use our Kim jong
un rocket a Wocketman Song I guess we can because he did technically launch a
rocket. So you know, if we're gonna do this thing, we haven't
played the song in a while. Let's do this thing, right he wave,
He's flag to eg nite the outright zero hour nine am, little rocketman
singing, doing a good job, and I'm going to launch a right o
wat Japan our roody Earth someday I bet my life our wind this arms race,
it's such a man fight. That was pretty good. Yeah, that
was pretty good. And I think I'm gonna ruller long wrong time this show
down. Bring me around to get to fight. I'm not a man they
think a man home, Oh no, no, no, I'm a working
man, a working man, a little man with a huge nose cone and
also very big hair. And I think I'm gonna roar a long wrong time
this showdown. Bring me around again to five. I'm not a man making
a man whom No, no, no, I'm a walking man. The
dear Leader's a walking man, a rettle man with a huge north cone.
Yeah, well, not exclusively, not exclusively a rocket enthusiast. In fact,
now South Korea is dealing with a new attack after photographs have been released
of nearly one hundred and fifty big ass balloons. All right, let's say
look this up ross. You know how big these balloons are? You ready
for this? Man? The balloons are seventy two cicadas wide. I mean
that's Can you imagine me what kind of cicada that we're talking about? Like
African or European cicadas? Does it matter? Does it please? I see
what you did there? Anyway, it's seventy two cicadas wide. They're about
an inch, so you do the math on that. Although my wait,
hold on, that's length. So I can't use the length of cicada.
I have to know how wide they are at the hips, so it's a
lot more cicadas wide, so it's about six feet anyway, So they have
these like ATV sized balloons that are careening across the border, and they're not
explosive, well they're not explosive late And instead the balloons are then toting these
big bags which they're able to actually I guess remotely open, and they're full
of poop. They're sending way what they're flying poop balloons over South Korea.
So yeah, it's a bio weapon. Yeah, I mean it is.
But also so the first thing, I'm like, how hard would it be
for an average North Korean to fill one of those? I was just thinking
the exact same thing at first. Those things probably like somebody's job there to
fill up the like you're this is the Yeah, yeah, you're the battalion.
You you fill up these balloons that we fly over South Korea and then
we pop them or whatever. Yeah, but they don't eat over there,
So how are they even filling the balloons up? I did, well,
I was thinking it might it probably is Kim Jong uns. Is that dude's
eating, right, that's I'm assuming you have to like, yeah, that's
where you have to harvest it. So in a way, if you are
you know, if you're one of these poor bastards in soul and you know
you're look at this ballue, you're like, oh is that what is that
balloon? Is that a hobby balloon? Oh? My gosh, right,
that's really special because remember this dude's magic, right. Remember the origin story
of the of them is being born inside of a log talking. Is it
the log cabin or the mountain that talks? Anyway, you know that mountain,
then nobody can go up except that fatty on a horse. Right,
so they what they teach him in school roughly is that there's a secret log
cabin. I don't know why in there that it talks or the mountain talks.
They can't remember. And then they are magically. They're not born because
and this part is part of it, they're not born per se because if
they did, it would kill the human woman because of their strength. Right,
it's the Superman conundrum kind of right, where the old how could Superman
in Lewis Lane? He'd kill her when he was you know at that point,
right, that's a stupid nerd debate, but it's part of the lord
here. So with all of that, the ability to do all these things
and yes, real honest to goodness magic, like is can you imagine that
being your superhero origin story? Because that this this squad who puts these balloons
together was like, where are we going to get that much feces? And
they're like have you seen how long de your leader is in the bathroom for?
And then they harvested from there. They may in a way, they
may be creating South Korean superheroes and they don't know. It's like everyone down
the South that's gonnaet hit by like the meteors. Yes, the spiders that
make spider man like like you could be this could be your own demise,
right, and you're contributing to it. So because you go out into the
country, you trying to you know, you try to find some peasant out
there is like eaty, oh what's for dinner? Oh? Grass again?
All right? I mean that there's a lot of fiber there, but there's
not a lot of substance. But also, uh, you know what a
what a plan of attack? Man? If you gotta feel like the guy
who came up with the trebouche at that point, So gross man, all
right, six point fifty two. Yeah, it says it's filled with that
and coupled with other refuse and filth, including rotten well where they find rotten
food. I don't know that I'm buying this anyway. We'll be back.
Oh wait, hold on, never mind. Just realize, looking up at
my clock, I took the break because my mic was all jacked. All
right, lea, well, then we'll continue. This is what's kind of
crazy. So I'm reading this article here from this is a quote let's see
you from Casey and a News agency. I guess, uh this is read
that as a quote from the North Koreans. Go all right, Uh.
The reasoning according to the North Korean Defense Vice Minister Kim Kang. Ill,
Oh my god, it's Kang. Dude. I didn't realize they had Kang.
Isn't that the dude who's super op Yeah, that's the problem though.
There's so many Kangs. They're different versions of king. Yeah, but he's
probably pretty. He's not. He's kind of low rent probably Okay. Well,
anyway, Uh, he said that they had the North Korean had North
Korea had no choice but to retaliate because South Korea, I don't know if
you know what South Korea does, and then we we used to do some
of this too, but they fly balloons and then other and then groups do
too, like humanitarian groups do this. They they fly balloons over into North
Korea and they drop leaflets and and sometimes they'll drop media like when I say
media, I mean like DVDs and stuff, because they a lot of them
do have access to that, and so they'll send like, hey, if
you heard of freedom, it's awesome, and then leaflets and so North Korea
said that they had no choice this is simply quote tit for tit action,
that's tit for tat, but I wouldn't want to correct you Kang. There
will also be taken against frequent as a result of the frequent scattering of leaflets
by South Koreans near the border areas. I don't know. I mean,
we're not talking about leaflets here, so arguably it is an escalation. And
North Korea also says or I don't know if this is part of the official
teaching, but they indicated that South Koreans love feces, which I don't know
what that's a I probably don't want to know what that's about. But wild,
wild times there in their careas man and the balloons are the balloons are
white, so they kind of would blend into the you know, if you
got a cloudy day, you're not going to see him right away depending on
the altitude, and you know, and then you and then it's you're covered.
So yeah, lots of horribleness. Speaking of horribleness, uh, Hunter
Biden has well, one of his lawyers has indicated a lawsuit that's coming for
Fox News based on a Fox News host and guest having a conversation where Hunter
Biden was referred to, and I'm gonna I'm gonna have to repeat it here,
was referred to as a degenerate crackhead. What she said is defamatory.
Now, I would point out that in his book Hunter, Biden referred to
himself as crack addict, crack smoker, crack head, crack daddy, and
a crack addict, but not a degenerate crackhead or crack daddy or crack addict.
What's the line there? What separates a degenerate crackhead from a from a
just a normal, run of the mill crackhead. Because I just assumed that
if you've made a list of things that are degenerate crackhead, crack headery is
on there. If that's a word that I can use and I could suit
for. So, if you're calling yourself all those things and then somebody throws
the word are there? Are there crackheads making a difference? Are there crackheads
you know out there spreading positivity that's not crack for other crackheads? I guess
maybe that that could be seen as positively. I Hi, I'm a crackhead,
You're OK. Look, I brought crack for everybody in that slice to
the rest of the populace. They still think you're a crackhead, but the
other crackheads are probably pretty excited you showed up to the party. What does
discovery look like on that? Isn't it just a recitation of the videos with
you arguing with a prostitute over your crack wye with a gun at your side,
and you're you know what out for everyone to see. Because that seems
like degenerate behavior, getting into a crack deal argument naked, holding a gun
with a naked prostitute. Some would describe that as degenerate. Ros If I
told you that that was how I spent my Memorial Day weekend, like you
know what, we're getting together? Wait, in the back of your mind
is you'd be like, dear god man, what is that? That is
degenerate? What a degenerate? Imagine my excitement yesterday when I saw this story
breaking in Oregon. Not courthouse takeovers, not you know, the burning of
downtown Portland, not even that. Who was the transactivist who was giving out
basically going to schools and literally violating state law? I can't remember that now.
I remember the The activists describes themselves as a let me make sure I'm
getting this right. And autistic trans non binary witch. Yeah, but that's
not that story. That's that's just you know how they roll in Portland there,
So now this is something different for this. We're headed to the coast.
Baby. Check this out. A few miles behind me in the hill
and Bay is a whale quickly floating to the shore. It was about three
o'clock and I saw this huge thing just out there in the ocean. I
thought it moved. I looked at it, and immediately I thought it was
a whale, and it was definitely bloated. That's why it was floating so
high on the water. Joe Pacour and Greg and Cheryl Gosser live along Manhattan
Beach and had a clear view of a whale making its way into the surf.
We live up on the hill here and we're trying to get a bit
of view on my deck, and at that point it was almost straight out
from us, and you could even see the fins sticking out at the side.
The core has spent two years as a commercial fisherman, and says his
educated guests, the bottom of it have striations in it is that it's a
humpback typically, he says he sees gray whales in these waters. Greg spent
more than forty years as a merchant mariner and says he's seen a lot of
whales and lots of dead ones, but never off Manhattan Beach. He immediately
called the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, the National Marine Fisheries, Coast Guard,
and the Tillamok Sheriff's Office and Seaside Aquarium that the numbers were not available
on a holiday weekend. As the trio watches waves break over the whales body,
they say, now we wait, we were just hoping it didn't wash
up here. They smell and they're hard to get rid of. If it's
days in the surf. They worry about sharks feeding on the carcass as the
beaches fill up this Memorial Day weekend. Yeah great, Okay, anyway,
I have I have a solution. One. I've been there. The coast
of Like, like I mentioned with California, the coast of Oregon is gorgeous.
Man, so like all of that area is so gorgeous. It's just
such a shame it's filled with such moonbats. But this area, this is
not Portland, This Obviously, when you get Astoria is a little moonbatty,
but as you get into the coast over there, it's gorgeous. And they
have the cheddar cheese, which they're very proud about. So if you like
eating gobs of really high end cheddar cheese on stuff, it's a good place
to go. But more importantly, we have an answer. We've trialed and
aired this, and I feel like I feel like we should look to the
past here. Now that you have a big, old, dead bloated whale
on your shore, why don't you guys get it right this time? And
by that, for those of you who don't know, there is a very
famous news report of a live event from what what was that the eighties?
The seventies. I mean it was a while ago. I said, like
the film grain looks like the seventies, seventy, Yeah, it looks very
seventies, where they were trying to figure out, so what do we do?
And then they decided, what if we stuff it with dynamite and exploded
into a gaze million pieces, as the president would say, a zillion pieces,
and it'll be fine. And it wasn't fine because everyone heard what was
going to happen and they did the logical thing, right, you know,
you want to stay away and not show up and wait for authorities to come
and let you know the job is done. Well, that that's what they
wanted. But then but no, everyone showed up like it was like it
was a monster truck event. And so when they blew this thing up,
you have to understand there's the beach and then there's this long, windy walkway
one hundred a couple hundred yards away to where you get to the parking lot.
And they were so crap at blowing this whale up that what they ended
up creating are like small car sized pieces, human sized pieces, big boulder
sized pieces, which then proceeded to absolutely recap. Highway Division not only had
a whale of a problem on its hands, but had a stinking whale of
a problem what to do with one forty five foot eight ton whale dead on
arrival on the beach near Florence. It had been so long since a whale
had washed up in Lane County nobody could remember how to get rid of one.
In selecting its battle plan, the Highway Division decided the carcass couldn't be
buried because it might soon be uncovered. It couldn't be cut up and then
buried because nobody wanted to cut it up, and it couldn't be burned,
So dynamite. It was some twenty cases or a half ton of it.
The hope was that the long dead Pacific grave whale would be almost disintegrated by
the blast, and that any small piece is still around after the explosion would
be taken care of by seagulls and other scavengers. Where did it, by
the way, where did you guys come up with that idea? Why do
I think? It's in the one of the bars near there with some dudes
from the Highway Department, you know, maybe a guy who's a bit of
a firebug and some county commissioners. I don't know, I just know you
compare relate to two video is the one recent one we played in this one
from whenever it was forever ago, and it's we used to be a proper
country. Yeah, yeah, I'll just blow it up. I got any
Everyone's just like, what do we gotta do? What the sharks to show
up? But there's no options. There is just because you didn't get it
right the first time? Can ross? Can you imagine if you quit everything
you didn't get right the first time in line. So we talked about this
a few days ago. Like the guys that you have the old timy videos
in black and white of the guys attaching wings to their arms and jumping off
the roof trying to fly, right, we didn't quit at that point,
right with this stupid bicycle with a balloon attached to it that they ran off
a cliff, right, somebody died, but they didn't quit, and they
kept going. And then the Bright Brothers came along and they did it right.
You don't buy it right, you keep moving forward. And and also
we wouldn't have giant poop balloons, right if not for that dude. They're
like, Okay, I can't hold a human on a bicycle, but what
about a big bag of dung? Right? All right? So so anyway,
that's the plan they put together. Let's listen to the actual Let's what
is that somebody's whiny? What do you guys? Always go back to the
story. Shut up. They're gonna blow a whale up and it's not gonna
go well, spoiler here we go. Camera stopped rolling immediately, all right.
Just by the way, do you hear how excited they are in that
moment, in just that half second. Yeah, I mean when their legs
are boring. I mean, yes, it's mundane, right, monoton.
It's the same thing over and over and over again. You get up to
go to work, you go to sleep. But on this day they blow
this whale on the beach. How fast are you and the family there?
But to it? You know, I hate the beach, but I'm there.
Yeah, you show it up all right? Anyway, So they're excited.
Let's see if that lasts. Our cameras stopped rolling immediately after the blast.
The humor of the entire situation suddenly gave way to our run for survival.
It's huge chunks of whale blubber fell everywhere. Meat passed high over our
heads, while others were falling at our feet. The dunes were rapidly evacuated
the spectators escape both the falling de Brian and the overwhelming smell. A parked
car over a quarter of a mile from the blast sight was the target of
one large chunk. A passenger compartment literally smack. Fortunately, no human was
hit as badly as the car over. Everyone on the scene was covered with
small particles of dead whale. Excuse the wording there so hard? Yeah,
the wording there is so great. And once again you compare reports, Yeah,
dude, like that the wordsmith right there, like you compare it to
the recent report. Once again, we just played and you know, it's
a young eighteen nineteen year old girl that they don't know what to do about
the whale, and then they go to this guy and like the way that
was worded was perfect, Like the choosing of the word blubber, Yes,
fantastic, little meat flew over our heads. It's like when you compare old
civil old timey Civil War letters home to like, you know, the way
people write letters now, and it's there's no comparison. Yeah, whatever type
somebody's like all these Civil War guys they were you know, they were illiterate,
right, they're just there're a bunch of country bumpkins all that. And
then the and then you look at the pros and the wording on on those
letters and and the the handwriting quality too, right, the the the the
flurry within the yeah, in the cursive there, it's it's truly fun.
We used to be able to write like, you know, like he'said impressive
handwriting or passive handwriting, and now because of text messaging where we all write
like doctors. Like I had to write something the other day and I was
like, oh, that's the gross Yeah, yeah, I don't I'm not
a big big fan of that. Yeah. I saw these two crazy documents,
a lot of a lot of very illustrious cursive and uh something about we
the people. I don't know. Have you read that book? I read
it, But we need to blow up this whale as the founders intended.
Yes, but I think, okay, maybe dynamite wasn't the answer. I'm
thinking Tanner write a metric crap ton of of tannerite, which I suspect that
I could round up a ton of tannerite if everyone, in the sound of
my voice who has some was willing to pitch in on this, or make
it like a big community event. Give everyone like an old timey cannon and
just everybody shoot it from a distance or one of those. It's like,
it's a what brings the community together. We did this at a radio station
event before, like a murder, like an old school pumpkin chunkin your able
a giant catapult and you just try to pummel the whale. Right, okay,
one. Animal based radio promotions don't always go well. Do you remember?
I remember what happened in Cincinnati with that Thanksgiving promotion, Dad, listen,
that was a mistake. Mistakes are made, but I mean the attention
was good. Yeah, and he it sounds like the program director actually thought
you could, right, so he didn't go into that with malice. But
then also, people need to take some responsibility. Look up for once,
ah, I was decapitated because of a falling frozen turkey or whatever. Come
on, ye ye, how about a personal responsibility here? Well yeah,
and if you already know that, the meat and blubber will fly over your
head, so you've been warned. But here's the here's the problem. This
is why I don't trust a moon Back government to do this, because they
would take your cannon idea. Well, actually they wouldn't because because she doesn't
say you can own a cab a cannon. But if they did, let's
say they got past that. The problem is is they would, but then
they'd arrange them in a circle, right, yeah, right, and then
they would totally they would. Then they would blame the cannons right for the
decapitation or the giant sucking chess wounds the size of a fist. You know
they went through Bob's chests not because of their poor planning, because fine,
it would be the cannons. Yes, fine, take away the cannons.
Just give everyone in air fifteen. We've seen the damage they can do.
The mist and like a shot. You supposed to hunt or dispose of whales
with an air fifteen. It's irresponsible. Yeah. Remember if you put a
two two three round through somebody. I believe the exit wound is what the
size of a buick. I believe I was told. So, yeah,
look, we do something. But here's the part. We can use your
thing with the cannon or the air fifteen and the tannerite, So tannerit.
For those who don't know, if you've ever watched dudes go out, not
just dudes, I guess, but you ever watch people go out and shoot
a target that just explodes, that's what you're dealing with. So you're telling
me, if we couldn't pack in enough of that inside this big old humpback
whale, we can't take another crack at this. The problem is not that
they used dynamite. Probably it was that they didn't use enough or a high
enough quality. So let's let's hey, let's let's go round two. There'll
be another whale that washes up at some point, and you're only two choices.
As we know on the West Coast, if you're countering a whale and
proximity is either to blow it to smitherings or uh take it into space for
some reason. What if we just tricked the enterprise into picking it up because
we weekend at Bernie's the whale it's a good point. Why isn't Elon Musk
candling the whale? But you have to because you got to push it on
the ocean. Then you gotta have like dudes divers under it making it look
like it's alive, or they're not gonna come get it. So you gotta
you gotta go weekend at Bernie's Joe Biden press conference with this thing, right,
put a little life into it, and then maybe, just maybe that'll
solve your problem. You're probably gonna want to go with the Tanner right,
who is see so excited? Who would see more alive at that campaign event?
Joe Biden or the dead puppet whale? That's not fair. They wouldn't
be close. Dude, what if you just what if you tell the homeless
it's there? You gotta have to be quick, right, what dude are
you well? I meant, are you assuming they're gonna use it for shelter
or for like both both? Like the Native Americans? Right? Remember how
they used all the buffalo or whatever? My name is, Jonah, Yes,
dude, come on, you're telling me you could. You don't even
have to take him over there, just cut it up, good taking.
What do we have it at the shelter tonight? Oh we're having a seafood
stew again. Yes, again, this is God answering. Think about it.
What did he send? All right? It's like the problem in California
they had where they had a drought and then what did God bring a giant
snow? They for water, But they didn't do that because they're stupid,
because they're in California. Same thing. You have a hungry you have,
you have a homeless poverty situation. People are hungry. The Lord has provided
you a whale. It's here. It is. It's that old joke right
where the guy dragged you up into heaven because he was on the roof and
of flood and uh. The first guy came by in a canoe and he's
like, no, no, no, God will save me. And then
here comes a motor by. He's like, no, no, God will
save me. And then he sat on his roof and here comes a helicopter.
They're like get in. He's like, no, God will save me.
And he gets up to heaven and he's like, what the hell God
I believed in you. He's like, I sent you a canoe, a
boat, and a helicopter. Here's your whale. And you're if you don't
do my thing blowing it up, your other option is this what are you
doing? All right? We'll be back hang on. If you haven't seen
this video yet, I'd be very very surprised. But maybe there's one of
you. I don't know, but crazy story out of Michigan little courtroom drama.
We'll get to that. And Stephen Kennell joined us. That's coming up
eight oh five. We got oodles of stuff to get into, bros.
And I can't off the air. We can't stop talking about the quality of
the broadcast, the verbiage, the writing, the delivery, everything of reporters
in the seventies, you know, and you hear some of this old stuff,
just the the the flourish of words there. Right, it's we don't
do that anymore, but we're trying to solve a problem. Now. Somebody
says it would be a bad idea, even though we want to treat this
whale as a gift from God, and then they could use it to feed
homeless and provide shelter maybe, and that's a lot of shelter in fact,
specifically if it is a humpback whale. I remember going to the Santa Barbara
Natural History Museum when I was in college. You go over there, pretty
cool. Outside of it, they have a humpback well skeleton and you can
walk around inside of it so you can see how massive it is. So
you can kind of walk inside, and then you're like in the rib cage.
And he realized just how damn big these things are. But you could
stack you could stack hobos like cordwood in there and then use the oil for
heat. Although some people are slaying in my email that the moonbats might be
bad. Not if you call it artisnal artisan whale oil, that's your loophole,
and hipsters love that crap, right, Like ah, we're opening an
artisal butter churn store right, only using genuine imitation old school butter churns,
right, and it'll be super super expensive. And then they'll open something like
that hell they got if you mostly probably know that you've been to Boone or
Blowing Rock. I don't know if they saw the one in Blowing Rock.
But if you go on the main dragon Boone on the left, just before
you're headed back out of Boone, like to the west, there's like a
they have a store there that just sells like olive oil, like one hundred
different flavors of olive oil. And it's not cheap. It is good that
somebody give me a gift of that one time. You know, I like
to cook. I like Italian food, so I was down with that.
But yeah, so we'll open Casey and Ross's artisan whale oil store and they'll
be fine with it. But those are not the only ideas. Let's head
to the phones, David. You got a plan. What's up? Good
morning there? Yes, I got a plan. Two toug boots, all
right. They go in and they hook into that thing and they drag it
out in the ocean. You call it a military and tell them to send
in a couple of fourteens take that sucker out way after an ocean somewhere,
well, a way out, way out. Yeah, you want to get
away out there because yeah, but they would get some target practice. You
know, they need some target practice. Oh so then you want the coast
guard or the knave if you're gonna have to drink, you know, you'd
have to get it out past our waters. But yeah, then the navy
can go light it up. I suppose that are drag it over, drag
it over one of other countries that need some food, do you know what
I'm saying? Or send it to North Korea and see if they try to
float it into South Korea. There you go. All right, I like
it, sir. We're problem solving this morning. Appreciate the call. Thank
you, thank you. Hey, look, I appreciate you'll all right,
Oh well, thank you very much. Look at that. That is a
man who's who makes very good decisions with his time, listening to us talk
about blowing up whales. Yeah, Bob, what's up? Uh, you're
giving me too much time to think about it, casey, because my one
step process is now a three step process that's signed government loves complicated processes,
sir, What do you got? Okay? Step one? Uh, industrial
logging equipment and wood chippers. They have that equipment in Oregon. It irritates
many a hippie. Yes, all right, number two. Step Step two,
break out the bathematic and make a nice little puree, and you want
a whale pete of some sort. Okay? All right? Yeah, and
then you break out your confiscated sentinel and dose it appropriately for safe pumption and
just put out flyers. Seattle On problem solved. Well not. Now you
have another thing that people are addicted to, sir, which is kind of
a problem. I don't know if you've seen the Seattle Is Dying documentary that
we've talked about many times, but it's got a bit of an open air
drug market. You have like crackheads living o'll excuse me, I have to
call them crackheads. You got crackheads living in trash cans. Yeah. I
think you might be able to entice Joe Rogan to come back and break out
the fear factor. Maybe and we'll make it, make a day of it.
Yeah, yeah, all right, maybe. I mean I like some
of the steps there. I love the idea that there there would be a
new drug that's just uh fentanyl, whale. What would you thanks for the
call there, sir f Ross, What would you call that? Because you
couldn't say you're hooked on whale. You got, like every other thing,
you gotta have a you gotta have a little nickname, right, you're you're
a slave to the blubber, right something. But it's got to have a
street name, you know, like meth is meth but meth is also can
be ice, can be all sorts of stuff, cocaine, boog or sugar.
Right, So we'll get on we'll get on that. But while we're
doing that, I got to flip over to a few other things. But
I like that people are coming up with ideas. Man, That's that's what
we need. All right, Well let's talk about what happened to Michigan.
So, like a lot of courts, and I'm not necessarily opposed to this,
I think that the defender should have the option though that a lot You
know how a lot of courts have transitioned to video and it wasn't all COVID
related, Yeah, because a lot of court systems were already finding it was
easier rather during initial appearance than bringing, you know, bringing twenty inmates over
from the local jail, which is the whole thing, and then having that
and then you know, taking them back from a security standpoint and ease of
you standpoint. You see a lot of courts that they the court is in
session, everybody's there but the actual defendant and sometimes the defendant's lawyer is via
remote screen. They're generally there in their orange jumpsuit or whatever. And there's
been some pretty comical moments where people don't think the judge can hear them and
now they're doing contempt time. It doesn't go well, and the sovereign citizen
dudes hate it too for whatever reason. It's really hard to have the judge
look at your crumpled handful of paperwork talking about how you're a traveler via the
remote connection. But you know a lot of instances courts have found, even
for people who are not in that situation where it's a direct line from the
courtroom, that they can hold court hearings remotely. So I mean half the
time when you see like a court recording that goes viral, it's five zoom
windows or teams windows. And you know, insanity is ensuing, but he
had a case where a dude had this he was stocking this woman, and
the I don't know if it was one of the prosecutors, somebody noticed that
the background the dude had looked a whole lot like this woman's house. And
they come to find out that the woman who is on the connection kind of
she's connected with one of the lawyers not on the main screen, is petrified
to tell anyone that he is physically in the house, which would be a
violation of a bunch of orders. And they picked up on it, and
then they literally sent a squad car over and they arrested the dude. This
is different. This guy's appearing before a judge. He's on his third charge
of driving without a license, is suspended license and no insurance, so it's
traffic court, but it's now escalated. So he's making an appearance on that.
And it's when you're listening to it until the end, you can't really
figure out what's going on. But you have to understand that the judge is
looking at this guy like he's got six heads the whole time he is getting
ready to commence with the court proceeding. Here we go, say some public
under should be present in zoos. Are you driving, Ashley, I'm pulling
into my doctor's office actually so, so I'll just give me one second.
I'm parking right now. The look on this judge's face there, I'm pulling
right now at this second, and he looks like one of those old school
judges that's seen a lot. And you can tell even e even he's like,
what the hell am I watching? So you probably picked up on it.
Dude is in a car with the you know, driving with the phone
Visionually you see him sitting there and you see things moving behind him, and
he's just like, oh, yeah, no, no, no, I'm
pulling into a parking lot. I am all right, what are we doing,
your honner. We are especially requesting in a German in this matter up
possibly the four weeks at the court would allow. So maybe I don't understand
something. This is a driving one license suspended, that is correct your enter
and he was just driving and he didn't have a license. Yep. Oh
that's the noise the dude makes. By the way, Oh like, how
do they catch me? What's what's going on? Or did your honor?
Yes, no, I'm looking at his record. He doesn't have a license,
he's suspended, and he's just driving. That is correct, your inner.
I don't even know why he would do that. So defendant's bond is
revoked. In this manner, defendant is turned himself into the Washington kind of
Gail by six them today, failure to turn himself in while we result on
the bench fort with no bond. Yeah yeah, OMG is right, dude.
The best part is the dude's slow like realization that he is a dumbass?
Is it? Though? Eventually you can watch him and you can see
his face transform to be like, hey, I'm just backing up into this
spot too. I am an idiot and I'm going to prison. Yeah yeah,
how how like? Why do you two? First of all, you
gotta if you followed ross rule number one of video meetings, this wouldn't have
happened to you. I don't think Ross's camera works on on any of his
devices. I never. I mean, we've seen it work before on the
Hayes for I'm not one for self promotion, but for the Hayes for share
of twitch channel and I'm meetings. No man, I'm tearing that camera off
and I'm muting my microphone as well, and then I'm putting it over here
on this counter, and then I'm going over there and doing something else during
the meeting and in the distance right, and then you rent over there and
you're like yeah, yeah, concur, Yeah all right, anyway, let's
uh, let's okay. So that's what I've thought. All right, we're
having this is why we're laying here race, I'm telling you what. Yeah,
we're having a little technical issue earlier too, So yeah, I have
no problem. Yeah, we'll try to figure it out anyway. How you
doing service going on? Well, it's doing okay and enjoying this beautiful weather
and you kind of get out there in a casey and you're like, yeah,
well this ain't gonna last, and you're right, it's not so enjoying
the next few days. Actually was poking around in the mountains and found like
forty two degrees at the elevation about about five thousand feet, So there's some
real cool stuff as you go west. Right now, temperatures across the area
are load of mid fifties tryad west and closer to sixty, a lot of
upper fifties near sixty degrees for the triangle, but a beauty of the day.
Today we're close to eighty. Tonight we're even cooler. Load of mid
fifties for everyone. Sunny Friday, the upper seventies. Over the weekend we
get warmer, might notice a touch of community, but no rain. A
load of bit eighties and back into the upper eighties next weekend. But about
I think Wednesday, mid week next week we'll start to see the shower with
thunderstorm chance come back in so real good run, coming out, very comfortable,
next few days, little up tick in humidity over the weekend, but
especially next week as we get into June, the heat him if it comes
back. Okay, all right, so good day for picnic a top Mount
Mitchell, is what you're saying. Yes, I agree, have fun with
that. All right, we'll kick the machine and hopefully we got it.
We can get your connection. Thanks our sir, Thank you all right.
Ross. By the way, the odds on favorite to what the street name
for the fentanyl whale is called, they want to go with the Moby.
I think that you might face a lawsuit from Moby right, because he's not
gonna want his name associated with a dangerous Maybe the first time in a long
time, people were like, hey, you remember Moby, but I remembered
Moby, but maybe it was the trigger there. You could go with the
second part of that whale's name, and then you could say you're addicted,
which I think is a fun play on words. Or you could say you're
addicted to the Moby. That might set it apart and it's a pun so
contemplate. Then we'll be right back, all right. So another suggestion called
the fentanyl whale oil drug flubber Dude, Disney would sue you in like three
seconds. I love it, don't get me wrong, but they're very litigious.
All right, A couple of quick calls, Anthony, what's up?
Things? You gotta call it the juice, the joint? You know that's
not bad. I don't. I can't see the loss. Yeah, that's
a little too on the might be a little two on the nose. A
good not a good thing to say. Uh, I had my ex was
that was her thing? So anyway, all right, I gotta, I
gotta, I gotta go man, So she had a disease or because like
a what is the AA for that? So many questions Sean, go ahead,
hey real quick, anybody says just to calling the Japanese fleet. I
mean you know, oh you know what, sir, that actually inspires me
a little bit because you remember who chases the Japanese fleet around? Yeah,
the the whale ward hippies. Dude, you you know how hard you control
them with this thing? Yeah? I mean maybe they wouldn't take it because
the committed suicide. You know, I don't want no, no, no,
I don't want them to. I want them to think it's really a
whale. Have you ever because they'll have you watched that thanks for the caller
Sean like it a live whale? Right? Can you imagine you're just you
just go zooming by them and you're just towing that thing at like fifteen knots
the freak out that they would start chasing you, and you're doing the thing
where you're making a move and really, because you're toning, it kind of
looks like you I love it. And then while they're while they're coming up
and they're they're panting and screaming at you with their bullhorns and the rest of
the crap that they do, which didn't salt it was totally uneffective or ineffective.
You can have dudes out there like messing with the way. Oh yeah,
you got options, that's all I'm saying. Glad to have you along.
Is we get into our number three and it is Thursday, so we
welcome in our official NERD correspondent, Stephen Kent. He's with this. How
you doing this morning, sir? Kay see, I'm doing well. Good
morning to you. Yeah, it's been a fun morning around here. So
let's not screw it up. Okay, that'll do my best. Well that's
equally on me as well. So all right, well let's start here.
It is officially marketing season for the new Acolyte Star Wars program. And I
know this because I saw my very first Kathleen Kennedy all a you male Star
Wars fans hate women quote. So I guess we're just gonna we're going to
stick to the standard marketing here of driving driving away interest in people who might
have been interested if you keep your mouth shut. Why do women in this
position talk so much? So that's a great question, Casey. It's you
know, it's like a total like, thank you, sir. May I
have another approach to marketing movies. I don't understand the impulse to go on
the attack and interviews. Now, the thing that I do suspect is that
a lot of times these comments from the likes of Kathleen Kennedy or Leslie Hedlins
who's heading up the Acolyte, show that they're responding to loaded questions in many
cases, so like the questions that get asked at at entertainment pressers and sports
pressers. As somebody used to I used to go and go to the postgame
press conference for the Vikings when I worked at iHeart Minneapolis, and I saw
this transition of hey, let's talk about the game, to hey, here's
this contentious thing in the news. What do you think? And you're spot
on, but you don't have to take the bait. Yeah, that's right.
I mean, it's it really is a tough situation, but you know,
they they answer these questions and they try to navigate through it so they
can get positive press coverage for their shows and their movies. And they know
they know what gets them the good press, and it's punching down at legacy
Star Wars fans aka gen X males. You know, this is the way
that it goes. But then they need them to go watch it and get
their kids to watch it. For it to be a financial success for Disney
Star Wars, and it continues to be one failure after another. Did you
have you seen the clip of Matt Damon on the Hot Ones program floating around?
So he's there, you know, sings doing this stuff and there's a
clip floating around, and because it's it's pretty interesting, and it basically is
the host is asking how come they don't make the movies that they used to
or is that fans having an inaccurate memory, which I think is a good
question, and Damon pointed out he said DVDs. He said, back in
the day, we could make a movie, and his example was Candle behind
the Candelabra, which I don't think. I watched that movie and for whatever
reason, it didn't look like something I wanted to watch. And he was
talking about how you could you could make those kinds of movies. Sometimes they'd
be winners, but sometimes they wouldn't. A lot of the comedies, the
old comedies that you just don't see anymore, we were within that era.
And so you could make a tropic thunder or a hot tub time machine and
spend one hundred million dollars when you add marketing. Because you got your money
at the box office, but then you got your money on DVD. And
Damon said, in a lot of cases for movies like that, they were
equal. So if it cost fifty million to make, fifty million to market
and you're splitting or yeah, or fifty million total to market and produce,
and then you have to split revenue for theaters, the DVD is really where
you get your money back. And gone are those days because you don't make
it. Well, if you're so Dy who, if you're somebody who in
the now is irritated with Kathleen Kennedy's comments, and you go, you know
what, screw this, I'm not going to the theater, which, by
the way, I saw you're on Twitter. You're not a fan of the
theater. We'll talk about that. But you would you may go, all
right, you know, seven months down the road, go I'm gonna I'm
gonna rent that DVD or I'm gonna buy that DVD because it's got people in
it that I like and I heard good stuff and so and in a way
you kind of you're gone as your anger and now you don't do that.
Now, Damon said, you can't make movies like that, and he's probably
not wrong. The way he described it sounded pretty convincing. Kathleen Kennedy has
to know that. She has to know that. I mean, I really
it defies all reason that you would continue to put yourself in this situation where
fans are going to be fighting each other, dividing amongst themselves. Right now,
my Twitter is just overwhelmed with Star Wars fans yelling at each other and
calling each other names. Nobody is talking about The Acolyte. Nobody is talking
about this new series that takes place one hundred years before the Phantom Menace,
which should be cool and neat for Star Wars fans, but they open up
the culture war and it might just be it might just be a casey that
a lot of what happens in marketing these days is people going to watch stuff
in order to spite other people Like these sort of a more left leaning Star
Wars fans who are culture warriors themselves. They just now want to watch The
Acolyte out of solidarity with the cast and to own right wing Star Wars fans
who they don't like. It's a really, really weird phenomenon, but I
actually think it drives a lot of movie consumption and television shows. Okay,
well, and there's gonna be some of that. I guess it comes down
to if you're offsetting the one to spite the other leg how does the math
math? Because we saw the Disney we saw them take a bath on so
many things last year, so many things, and it's it's real. When
you start breaking down the numbers to see the whole list, it's crazy how
much they lost their butt on what would have normally been sure things. So
let me Devil's advocate, all right, let me take her point. What
she's saying is that movie audiences will not consume a female led series. And
then they always point to the you know, people pushing back on Shehult and
some of the Captain Marvel reaction, even though the first movie did great.
Is that true? And if it's not true, what's your evidence that it's
not true? Evidence has never required. There was a post by the Quartering
Big YouTube account the other day talking about how the most recent mad Max Furiosa
film was kind of like the latest piece of evidence that people are tired of
female led films. That seems to be sort of a viewpoint. Without evidence,
you can't prove that that's why a movie bombs, but it also doesn't
then explain why Star Wars has always been a blockbuster success when you had Carrie
Fisher helping to lead Star Wars just as much as Mark Hamill and Harrison Ford.
Like when you actually just look at screen time of those different actors for
the original films, those were like ensemble cast movie where everybody was getting a
lot of time in the limelight. People have always loved having awesome, kick
butt female leads topping movies. It just sort of matters whether or not it's
meant to be a statement, meant to be a statement against fans, meant
to be a statement against people who buy movie tickets. You know that Mad
Max steriosa movie. I think it bobbed over the Memorial Day weekend simply because
it's bleak, ugly. It's a family day holiday, and people don't want
to go see a violent dystopian film with their children and their grandparents for fifty
dollars or more to get everybody into those movie seats. People don't have that
much cash. Kid to that though, right, You don't get a kid
to no, I mean no, that would be horrible. But you know,
people just generally don't want to go to the movies these days. I
don't want to go to the movies these days. It's the ninety minutes of
entertainment for fifty to sixty dollars just for me, my wife and my child.
That's not much mileage. There are a lot better things that I could
do for much less money, like the skating rink, or just going downtown
and walking around and buying ice cream here and there. Like, people don't
want to make that big of a financial commitment for a movie they don't know
is going to be good. Well in the marketing leading up to it,
Like when the Mad Max the one came out about what five years ago or
something six years ago, it's been a little while. The buzz around it
was substantial, Like I probably wouldn't have gone and seen it right away.
I like Mad Max, but you know, it's just Hollywood doing hunt.
But the buzz was so aggressive that I didn't go to the theater to see
it. But the moment it was available hit Apple and I could rent it.
I rented it, and I was glad that I did. I really
enjoyed that movie. So the buzz is there. We were having a conversation
the other day Stephen about superhero movie fatigue. I think the movie I'm most
excited to see right now is Deadpool Wolverine. So I'm not fatigued. I'm
fatigued on bad stuff and stupid stuff. But if you put something, you
put a product out there, I think people are going to gravitate towards it.
And I remember it's been a while since there's been a movie where I'm
like, I really want to see this thing. Yeah no, And then
the buzz around Furios is also generally pretty positive, like the reviews came back
really good, and it doesn't explain necessarily why the movie kind of tank this
week because the last Mad Max movie also got really good reviews and positive buzz,
but it had a better showing in theaters, and that was led by
Charlie's their own, So you know, like, what are you to make?
What are you to make of those movies basically being the same premiss and
one failing and one not. I don't know. And by the way,
I like Charley's Thrown was Atomic Blonde. I thought that was a I thought
that was a good movie. I think I own it in my on my
Apple stuff. I think I it was packaged there and people will go,
oh, because it's got Sophia whatever her name is. I can't remember the
actress's Boo something or other, the French actress, right, And and is
it plausible what's going on there? No, but it's not supposed to be.
It's like every it's like every Jason Bourne movie kind of thing, right,
with the particular set of skills that are obviously enhanced. So I'm willing
to I'm like, I'll disconnect from reality. And uh, you know,
Liam Nisa hasn't taken out the entire Albanian mob probably, but I'll watch him
do it. Hell, I'll watch him do it three times. But in
in, in these these instances, you're right. It's the other little nuances
there which brings me back to the Kennedy thing. If you're already having to
see how it's gonna whittle out with the various mindsets that people have to throw
another hand grenade in there is baffling to me. But all right, I
want to ask you about a story we did yesterday, and I'm sorry I
didn't. I didn't send this to Ross to send to you, but maybe
you've seen it. So the have you seen this report about how North Korea
had a bunch of people or you know the story, right, so North
Korea no, oh, the poopoloo we were talking about this morning too.
That's that's a whole other thing. That's a whole other thing by boy uh
No. But uh the actually this the State Department warned of this, that
North Korean was utilizing stolen American ideas and having North Koreans become remote IT workers
for big companies. Right, so they you know, these are all remote
you you might do a video interview ultimately, but you know, so they're
they're they're they're North Koreans who were trained to have some to be able to
pass as whoever the Americans idea is. And then they get a job working
for a big company Fortune five hundred companies has described and in reality, they're
using it one as access to get into the system of these companies. And
you saw what happen when they got into Sony system. And and also the
money that they're then paid by the companies is used is comp skated by the
North Korean government and used to fund their missile and or poop balloon program.
And that's wild to me like, how does that, how does that happen?
And how dangerous is that we already know they do the hacking. Plus
I thought about it's the perfect cover because you know, even though you may
have English, you live in North Korea, and so you're not going to
be You're not going to have the ability to probably get a lot of pop
culture references, things that would seem odd to talk to somebody who reportedly grew
up in America. But then I remember, and no offense, I t
nerds some of you don't get pop culture references and can it can appear as
awkward in discussion, And I realize how genius that is of a cover thing.
Yeah, the North the North Korean regime is just the most fascinating troll
operation I have ever seen. I've been thinking a lot about that Sony hack
lately. Yeah, after the James there was the James Franco Seth Rogan movie
The Interview where they go to North Korea to interview one of the Kim family
rulers. But you know, this regime has just done wild things over the
course of so many years, from you know, the poop balloons that just
happened yesterday to gosh. In nineteen eighty, Kim Jong eel wanted to have
North Korea producing award winning movies for the Cannis Film Festival, and so he
watched this movie. I've watched the Korean actress. Yeah, I just dude,
I just watched a documentary on North Korean entertainment over the years, and
they focused on this as well as that army dude from the eighties or whatever.
Remember he walked across and they kind of made him like a movie star
too. Yeah. But the kidnapped this actress so she could make propaganda movies.
Is wild and her ex husband who was a movie producer, so he
kidnapped these two former lovers, forced them in to making movies for the North
Korean regime on house arrest and these are like monster movies, Western and Kung
fu flicks that you can still find on YouTube. And they had to like
escape in a car chase. It's just the most incredible story. But this
regime is only able to do that because they have nuclear weapons. You can
only do this when you basically have a gun to the world's head, right
right, yeah, absolutely, and every day and and you know, and
then you got even balancing it out because some South Korean news outlets are are
definitely exaggerating, which is wild that you'd even have to do that. But
the stuff that they admit to, like the poop balloons, they issued a
statement saying where it's retaliation for South Korea doing it to us, but South
Korea is dropping leaflets, and also where do you find North Koreans to be
able to fill these balloons? Like right, other than Kim Jong's. We
decided that I'm to be Kim Jongs and that considering he's magic and was raised
by a talking cabin inside of a secret mountain with magic, he doesn't go
to the bathroom. Have you not heard the legends? Right right, right
right? I understand that. So that's what's good cover. But ultimately it
could be a superhero origin story if he really is magical, so you might,
you know, people might be seeking these balloons out. So anyway,
all right, Well that was that was a fun rambling trip through a lot
of stuff, but I appreciate it as always, sir. Okay, you
bet, Casey. You have a great rest of the week, are you
too? There you go? Steven Kent joining us here on the CaCO Day
radio program. Yeah, we made it. We got the poop balloons,
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Alrighty, it is six thirty five. Welcome back, dear God oh
man. All right. You know how sometimes people have to have something that
you gotta have, something pretty horrible happen, and eventually it causes them to
reevaluate what's happening, and you know, turn their life around and perhaps even
maybe be so inspired by this thing that happened to them that they don't want
it to happen to anybody else. So they, you know, they get
out there, they start telling their story and before you know it, this
is what they do. Now. They go out and they inspire, hope
and or irritate people in the case of some of the you know, like
the David Hoggs of the world. But I but I can get it.
You know, the guys who go around speaking at schools because they they they
screwed up and they got addicted to drugs and they did some things, and
now they want to tell the kids, Hey, look, I grew up
in the same neighborhood as you, and I understand that things are tough and
and you're going to be These things are going to be put in front of
you. And here's why you want to not follow that path. I'm cool
with all that stuff. I've seen some very inspirational speakers throughout the years that
tell very compelling stories. This is not it, this is something else entirely
so. A father and his adult daughter have started a awareness campaign about the
dangers of only fans. Now Ross you haven't seen this story. What do
you think the backstory is? What do give me the guess that you think
the backstory is that inspired this this new effort by what is the guy's name,
Tony Alderson and his twenty three year old daughter. All right, what
do you think the backstory? I have absolutely no idea, Like maybe he
found out his daughter was doing only fans right, and he's just like,
oh my god, this is not how I raised you, and this no
please please don't tell me he was the one with the only fans. No
no no no no no no no no no no, she had the only
only fans. Well, like she was just like, you know, like
browsing and she stumbled across dad. H yeah, you know'd be even worse
if it was him and he subscribed for eight months? Ooof did you oof?
I think he got a oof and it destroyed his marriage because, uh
do you think? And it's not his stepdaughter? Because I thought maybe because
that I've seen that was actually a story I saw some OnlyFans check talking about
on like Twitter. Sh had a video shut our clothes on calm down anyway.
No, so it went like this. Apparently the man had subscribed to
the twenty three year old's account, but she never showed her face. I
was I was just about to ask if that was the case. So it's
like a waist down anonymous skip. It was more of a neck down,
and which I get, Look, do do this is delicate? Do dads
know what their adult daughter looks like? Sans? No? Probably not unless
I don't know their nudae or but you know parts of it. But more
importantly, he interacted with her under she obviously was using a fake name,
but they had substantial conversations, which is part, you know, part of
why people get on the Only Fans because it's not just photos and videos,
it's it's that interaction, which a lot of that is why people are seeking
out stuff like this anyway, right, They need some sort of validational relationship,
that kind of thing in their life. So for eight months he talked
to her. See so I am ignorant and oblivious to this fact. So
because I've never been on OnlyFans. If you're an Only Fans, if you're
talking to somebody, if you're talking to the streamer, it's the streamer talking
back to you, where they all also chatting back, is it? It's
obviously she can't chat with him because he's he's typing and she's reading, but
he can hear her voice, right, and then she's talking back to him,
and uh so it's like twitch yes, ugh, how can There's no
way he didn't know you're you're talking. It's like talking to somebody on the
phone, right, and she's your daughter? You know that voice? Yeah?
I I don't know. It's my understanding that from reading this article from
the Daily Mail here, which is you know they because they write like the
longest articles ever. She may you can process your voice. Some people do
do that. Who who choose to remain anonymous? You could pitch your voice?
I I don't know. And uh, most of the interaction it seemed
came from you know they She would they like text or something during the day,
and not text on the phone but through the app. But I and
I mean this, you guys are gonna laughing. I don't I don't know
all the functionality of OnlyFans. Yeah, yeah, I literally, because it's
just like, you know, if you want that stuff, it's free.
I don't know, if you like I can imagine it if it's like an
added benefit, like hey, you know you you subscribe to my my port
channel and then if you text me during the day, I'll text you back,
like chat messages over and she was producing custom content you could get customed.
So he'd be like, hey, it would be really cool if you
would do this thing and then send me a video of it, and then
she would. And but I mean still, unless she's completely doesn't use your
voice and you can't hear her at all in the videos, there's no way
dude did not know. The dude said that one day it it's it dawned
upon him. The man who admitted to make a request chatting buying content Craziness
said that he had come across the profile. This is where it gets even
creepier after it was recommended to him by some of his friends at work,
who's probably I'm assuming if they're how good of friends. It probably met the
girl, he said. After about eight months he there was she made some
references to things that were near where he lived, and he started to investigate
because he didn't think it was his daughter. He thought that she must be
local. So that's even creepier because now he's looking into it, like maybe
maybe she'll meet up and started a conversation. I kid you not you ready
began a conversation to meet up, so she was also apparently prostituting herself,
and once they got into that discussion, he said he realized it was his
daughter and then the wife, and as you could believe it or not,
the wife was like, I am out. And following all of this,
the father and daughter say that they want to start a campaign to raise awareness
about how dangerous the only fans can be and that it's not at all a
cover story. Where he was he knew that was his daughter and now he
got caught by his wife, but the whole thing is just bonkers, man.
Uh. He also said that for a very long time, because he's
now just out here. This happened a while ago, and apparently they've been
in counseling. I'm shocked, he said that he was after the incident.
For months, he was not able to speak to his daughter or be a
round her, and he said he would have become violently ill anytime, but
he couldn't date, he couldn't do anything because he said that anytime he started
having those kinds of thoughts, he would become physically ill. Remembering what happened
with the daughter, dude like This is like make Satan happy kind of stuff
right here. Man, this is so screwed up. But the moral of
the story now is that they were able to eventually resolve this and now they
feel the communication with others about what could happen is a thing, and Halderson
said that there have been numerous examples of people have come forward, including grandparents,
siblings, and older family members after they quote inadvertently found relatives on the
site, although it didn't sound like it had progressed to this, dude,
this whole thing is I'm gonna hear you say. Here's the crazy idea.
How about you focus your time and energy into your spouse. Yeah, yeah,
well that's the thing that's you know, the people do that, right.
I can't believe my marriage is falling apart. Oh yeah, you're spending
eight money. And by the way, he spent a crap ton of money.
Oh dude, by the way, this little nugget in the store according
to research by I don't know who. Click through here, so I want
to leave the article Spring or Research. Oh okay, I actually know who
that. They do a lot of stuff, all right. They estimate that
eighty nine and a half percent of subscribers on OnlyFans are in fact married,
So it sounds like there might be a bigger issue going on here, just
saying all right, i'll look at that. We still got problems with this
thing. All right, let's get raised agic from the weather channel. Dude,
you're gonna be so happy you didn't get in on that last conversation.
It's just good some of them. I'm okay with other ones, I'm okay
with not being in them. You mean your dad subscribed to his daughter's only
Fans for eight months before he figured out what was up. Oh yeah,
that's a tough one. Yeah, yeah, all right, so I'll just
let you do weather. You're off the hud, Okay, Yeah, thank
you. I appreciate that. Good looking weather. Next few days, gorgeous,
enjoy it. The change comes toward the weekend, really not too much
over the next few days, changing upper seventies, low eighties through Saturday.
They start to come to the mid eighty Sunday in the little community, coming
back, but I still don't think case is still about Wednesday when we start
to get into some showers, thunder showers, but some maybe back closer to
ninety by Tuesday. Wednesday, maybe even Monday mis upper eighties around Saturday,
big day, especially for meteorological type, first day meteorological summer, Yeah,
budd Ay, first day of the Atlantic hurricane season. Predictions this case haven't
heard well above average right now though in the northern Hemisphere things pretty quiet and
well outlook from the hurricane center next seven days. There's nothing forecasts to development.
Even in the Eastern Pacific, where they get started on May fifteenth,
hasn't been to much activity there too, So it's been an unusually slow start
to what is forecast to be a very active season. So when needed and
if warranted, we'll be sure to check in the tropics too over the next
couple of months. All right, thank you appreciate it. Well, chat
tomorrow, sir, and we'll come back and Jeff Bellinger will join us.
Plus, what has the mayor of Boston suggested that her city full of degenerates
do exactly the worst thing probably possible. So all of that more coming up
Kcoday Radio program. Well, good morning, case. The government just revised
its estimate at first quarter economic growth downward. It now says the gross domestic
product expanded at a one point three percent annual rate, at the start of
the year. There was a small uptick last week and the number of workers
signing up for unemployment benefits. The Labor Department counted two hundred nineteen thousand first
time applications, three thousand more than the prior week. So quite a sell
off yesterday on Wall Street, and the futures are pointing lower this morning.
Look what looks like there's more of that to go. Dow futures down three
hundred and fifteen points. Amazon dot Com is increasing its stake in grub Hub
and expanding its partnership with the food delivery service. Amazon users here in the
US will be able to order takeout on Amazon's website and shopping app. The
FBI says a massive worldwide botnet has been taken down. The agency says nineteen
million computers and more than one hundred and ninety nations were infected with malware,
and the botnet was leased to hackers for various cybercrimes. The FBI linked the
network to financial fraud, identity theft, child exploitation, bomb threats, and
cyber attacks. The alleged administrator of the botnet is a Chinese citizen, and
he has been arrested in Singapore, a lot of young adults continue to depend
on the bank mom and dad that has put their parents' financial future at risk.
Bankrate says more than sixty percent of American parents have made sacrifices to help
their adult children make ends meet. Nearly half of that parental health has gone
toward housing and Casey, Apple is apparently ready to make its TV Plus service
available to users with Android phones. The company has posted a job listing for
a senior engineer to help build a television and sports app for Android. Apple
would not comment, but that listing suggests it will set aside its rivalry with
Android so it can gain market share in video streaming. Casey, it's all
been I'm telling you, that whole thing, with the relationship between some of
these companies, with the old Amazon stuff too, not having apps, it's
been among the most frustrating part of trying to make that streaming transition. So
I'm glad the almighty dollars winning out. Okay, there you go, all
right, man, all right, there you go. Jeff Bellinger Bloomberg News
appreciated, sir. All right, couple things here real quick. Oh,
by the way, I know you're you don't like to brag and you're humble
and all that. Dude, you got yourself a serious fanboy's posting this morning.
Have you seen this Ross? This dude is obsessed with you. All
right, hold on, let me read this text. I don't know some
dude you mentioned you inadvertently mentioned your stream. I know you don't like to
do that. The Twitch thing. What's that? I'm sorry, very very
busy here. You understand it. You had a hate for sure of Twitch
channel. Yes, okay, I was confusing for a second. Uh huh
okay, all right, nobody believes you. Uh anyway, hey, hey,
hey, love it when Ross talks about it. The biggest fan of
the stream, best thing going and unlike you, Casey is always right.
And it says signed your friend, Uh, Supreme Leader KAMENI. So I'm
that is you? Uh, he's your buddy. I don't know. Man
got an interesting job. Apparently he he's the leading sponsor of terror. So
I'm sure that's a video game reference. No, so what am I?
What am I teasing Ross about? So yesterday the head of Iran the leading
sponsor of terror and the dude really in charge, not the president, but
Supreme Leader tweeted quote, dear university students in the US, my advice to
you is to become familiar with the Qur'an. He then went on to talk
about how what a good job they're doing, and how you know, how
they're on the right side of history. That was my favorite part of it,
when that dude's tweeting that you're on the right side of history. You're
not on the right side of history, okay, And then of course the
Kalisi reference. So, in ingenious fashion, three year Letterman decided he was
going to respond to some of these some of these tweets, Oh it's good
stuff, man, that he was going to respond to some of these tweets,
which, if you don't know how it works, then drags in all
of these absolute nut jobs who can't understand that it is in fact, hey
that might you know, that might be a parody of some sort or sarcasm,
and then they get owned over waterbeds and all sorts of stuff. But
one other things they do is they also call them by the wrong name.
And so Letterman pointed out that the Quran is just the Bible translated from its
original language of English and Arabic, and people lost their crap,