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Well, hello and welcome. Thanks for getting your pot on. Thanks for
telling a friend. That's how we spread the word about the pirate ship Danny
back from the Steel Rail Revival. Yeah, Billy, Yeah, it's like
a whole big biblical thing down there. Yeah. I mean you wouldn't get
you wouldn't get overall the number of white people down there for a rock festival.
Billy four stages tons of chicks. Tonight on the podcast, Jackson's in
Town, Jackson got to talk to the microphone, getting real close. Thanks
for having me, of course i'd have you. I was excited. I
thought you wanted to be on the podcast. I do want to be the
Yeah, and uh. We went over to mul Connery's and I left the
guys there. I had lunch, We had lunch. I left them and
I went home and Jackson had laundry in so I changed it over and then
I said, just walk over and meet me at the studio and uh,
they had a couple couple a few yeah, yeah, a few any Irish
Martinis there Jordans or Irish Marty. Jordan likes Martinis, ladies and gentleman.
Yes, Jordan didn't like Martini then one time. Uh, but then Jordan
uh is here as well. Because they're gonna be hanging out a lot this
week, the brothers. The brothers are gonna be hanging out doing stuff.
Beat beat Before I was gonna say b J, but that would make sense
before jameson They're all they're all. I mean, look, you're all Jays,
so I can't say that we know what you meant. But I hear
that. Yeah, That's that's why I stopped. That's why I wanted about
that because last year I was up here from my cousin's wedding and and who
I hadn't seen him like ten years. Ye did the jet jet jet thing.
Yeah, with that Papa usually does. Oh the stuttering and the names,
you might have to adjust the high Jordan Jackson Jay was Yeah, exactly,
they got get a whole line up. My mother did the same thing,
and she would add names that we don't even even having. The family
all right, Tom, Tom, Dick Harry. I'm like, what did
you kill a bunch of kids when they were born before we got here?
Yeah, and our mom's name is Jenna, our grandma's name is Jean.
Yeah. So I'm not doing the jay thing or the alliteration thing we might
get. I'm just telling you that, Yeah, that's Jackson is six foot
seven. So we had adjust the mic total a little. Yeah, I
know, it's like looger than Josh Allen. Yeah he is. Yeah,
and according to my last three X rays, my growth plates still have confused.
I'm still going, oh, congratulations, man, I would kill for
that problem. I would happily give it to you. Yeah, don't even
kill me like it. Why don't you like being that time? I don't
know, It's just it's just gratuitous after a while, because you got because
all the clothes are really expensive, and even if you do find some that
are like my pants are I don't even know what anymore, but like forty
something thirty something long. Yeah, and if they're too what, they're either
too wide, which is fine because I get a belts, but they're too
short is the issue. Yeah? Fine, but the ones I had on
yesterday were a little short stores in Alabama. Nob was in a good price
range. We also got to think you can never ride comfortably in a sports
car. No never. All my dream cars is sixty nine charge with BDS.
Yeah mine too, Yeah, mine too. Weird with the BDS,
Yeah, with the BDS blower. Huh like this, I think I know
somebody who has that. I'm not kidding. Yeah, we see if we
could try to find Uh, there's his name rhyme with goo lamb no no,
And then I did see Uh. Jordan posted a new picture yesterday,
had to on Instagram. That's like Chris Cornell with guns. But it was
funny because last night, Um, after I left you, I swung by
Mulconry just to see if Damien was there, and I ended up talking to
Stephanie and I said yeah, I said, I heard my son and my
my father came in here. She said yeah, and she said, I
don't know which boy was I go. So I so I went to his
instagram. Oh no, no, and that because I don't and I was
just gonna say this one yeah, And the one that comes up is him
shirtless, posing all flexed, and he looks like you look oiled up in
this picture. That's the thing I'm not. And I go The weird part
is like I always joke like I'll run into friends of yours, right from
McQuaid and stuff, and they go, hey, I'm your Jordan's dad,
right, I go, yeah, they go, how's he doing? I
go, yeah, he's pretty good, and they're like, yeah, I
see him on Instagram and on his Snapchat. I go, yeah, next
time you see him telling to put a fucking shirt on. Every time I
see him it's always without a shirt on. Yeah, you gotta show it
off. Does it work for the ladies? Does it work? And it
works well? En Off? Well, he goes to a Christian school.
They're already married. Now are you on any dating apps? Will you even
admit that? Yeah, I'll admit that I am on a few. He
started his own called Jade Dates us for Jewish people, but for Jordan an
exception. Wait, so I don't know, he's five He's why he's like
five ten curly hair, He's right. So a lot of my friends actually
do think I am Jewish just because of the hair. Really, yeah,
they all think I'm a part of the Chosen People. I have to tell
him. No, I wasn't chosen. Sorry, I got picked last for
everything. Well, I don't know. There were twelve tribes and they can't
a kid teen. They can't account for all of them, and so they
wonder maybe one got lost in Ireland. I don't know him. Maybe it's
very possible, is there? So? What dating apps are you on?
Uh? Tinder and Hinge? Tinder and Hinge? Yeah, now what's the
one with Hinge? How does Hinge work? So? Hinge is a lot
more work, um that one. It's set up where similar to Tinder,
you have like pictures and stuff, but you have actual captions and little spoken
word pieces where they feed you. You get your selection of like a bioline,
and then you pick your own response to whatever the app prompts for you.
You can pick and choose it. But then when you go to match
with somebody, you actually have to respond. Do you have any of these
apps? No, it's it's called sad Pump do com. I'm on no
dating apps at all? But but are you Jackson on a I want to.
I downloaded Hinge. I haven't finished setting it up. Ye, yeah,
but you know what I'm to do. It's like you gotta look up.
I want you to look up my brother's hinge profile, just to laugh
at it. No, you're not serious. I am serious, because I
is serious. I would be roasting my if my brother and I like,
if I ever got ahold of his end of the day, roasting the hell
out of you at every family reunion. And then I don't think I'm scared
of these things, my gus, I'll kick your head. No, but
I'm on. I use to er and bumble more than anything. Yeah,
do they work? They do work. I've gotten a few swipes. Okay,
so tinder. But so do you put shirt those pictures up on these
things? Yes? Yes, if you can do it. No, if
you can do it, you can do it. If you can do it,
do it finer than a picture with a fish. Who puts a picture
with a oh somebody hunting or fish? Yeah? Yeah yeah, but those
are the big ones, right, but those are the people the ones that
people hate. Yeah yeah, okay, that's like a big wait wait wait
wait one with like the orange sunglasses and the dear head. Aye baby,
yeah exactly, Okay, but no, wouldn't what girl? What a girl's
white? Do they swipe on you? Or no? They do they do?
Yeah? Does it? Is it a Do you think he would do
better without it or with it with? Do you have other pictures up there?
Yes? I have other pictures up there. Jesus, that's all shirtless
pictures. Dad, Well, everything kind of looks like Jesus Christ, every
one of them. Don't you don't go there. You're not gonna be John
Lyndon over there? All right, listen, hang on, go there?
Either need to go back a little bit here. So you're on these dating
sites? And how many shirtless pictures are up there? Like one or two?
Maybe? Shut up? How many are up there? You know exactly?
I can check right now? You know how many? Honestly? Don't?
All right? Then check right? Going over six and a half or
six and a half, he has at least three. And I think that
we I think we have to look somebody a neutral party. I don't have
to be there there so invested. Technically it's free. How many technically?
Well, because technically one of them is me passed out on a couch shirtless.
Doesn't matter. You posted post that on a dating end. It's funny
and I don't care. Yeah, but what so what girl's gonna look at?
This and go, oh that's a good time baby. This could be
you now passed out on It shows realism that impressions say that it's real.
It's real. Hey, get the reality girls. At some point I'm face
down an account taken. Leave it baby, But you get these six packass,
Come on, get the six packass. You can do your laundry.
It's like, what are you doing? What are you doing? Real?
I'm not giving a shit and having fun? Oh? But I mean are
you having fun? Though? Is it working? What do you mean?
Yeah? It works? But do I want to talk to everybody a match
with hell? Now, okay, I get that. I get that all
the time, all right, all the time. Are you matching with a
married man are you yeah? I got beat him off like this with a
stick. Are you matching with the projecting girls your age? Or do you
get older women mostly ones in my age? I honestly, if I see
girls who are like older on these apps, I kind of feel bad.
Why what older? I was just gonna say, what is the older world?
Well? In my eyes, and this is gonna sound a little extreme,
but like someone who's like like thirty five plus, if I see one
of those, that's where I start to feel bad. Why would you feel
bad? What do I feel bad? Because this is a dating app for
like people in their twenties. It's not don't feel bad, I feel lucky.
That's fishing a barrel, ladies. When he's right thinking two by four
on your ass, Jordan, and you'll you'll go on a second. Wait
when his wife's left, Ladies, he's not saying boo. He's saying cooer
No, I'm not saying that. No, hang on us what you are
now? These dating apps are for anybody, but they are. But there
are people my age on these dating apps. And there's another podcast that that
is under our umbrella. It's unfiltered an average and uh, those women are
about that age, ones early forties. Ones in are mid to late thirties.
I can show you some things and uh, you can always learn a
lesson and she don't think, Okay, I don't need to hear this kind
of stuff. No, no, but the but go on. So so
he's not saying stop, no, I'm not. Uh, but I would
think like an older woman, you might have a nice conversation with I don't
definitely, you could probably have a nice date with somebody yeah, now a
tender from what I've been told. Again, no experience on any of these
and and I'm serious about that. Uh are is a hook up site more
or less? I mean, you know you can with any of these things,
you can put in what you want to get out of it. Nine
times I've attended, is just going to be a hook up site? Yeah,
and that's Those are the type of ones where if I see somebody who's
like, you know, like older, upper thirties, early forties, and
I see that, Yeah, that's where I start to be like, wow,
okay, you need to get your life together. You're not why anymore?
Well, hang on, I don't why can't they have fun too?
Well, it's just like, you know, why why are you here?
You know you're this is a judgment free zone? Sound like that? On
this is what if they want to have some fun then yeah, I'm not
saying it's a fairy things. There are other apps out there where if you
wanted something a little more serious or whatever. But maybe they do, maybe
they don't don't, maybe they don't. I'm not going to put myself in
there. I will tell you that I have heard that there are married couples
that go on Tinder to find you've seen that? Yeah, I have,
You've been invited for that? No, come on, thank god, I
have no Jordan, don't lie. No, I'm being honest. No.
Usually yeah, but that's not what happens. It's usually like the wife lures
you in. Yeah, and then they go, so my husband and I
well, because you look through and eventually you're gonna find a picture of them
and the other guy, And it's like, what the fuck is going on?
When I was single, this happened a lot to you. Yeah,
so we're looking for a third. I go, a third of what I
was so naive. They go like, you know, I'm not into that.
I go, but you guys enjoy yourselves. That's cool. I'm not
judging. All right. What is hinge and how does it differ from Tinder?
Sot hinge is it's advertised as the app that's designed to be deleted the
word You're like one of those ones where you're actually supposed to come out of
it with a relationship partner. But in all honesty, it's just like taking
Instagram and Tender and putting them together because you actually have to comment on people's
stuff, Like if you see pictures or so, what comments do you get
on the shirtless pictures on him? You fan pretty much? Yeah? Now
see, sometimes I would think like a shirtless picture like that maybe a turn
off to some women only because it's sort of showing that you're two into yourself.
I'm sure it is, but I mean I don't care. They're not
the ones that you're looking for. Because the thing is, if I'm the
way I see it is when I put stuff like that out there, it's
like, I'm comfortable with showing this off because I'm proud of it. Yeah,
and you should have been done. It's not me showing off to be
like rubbing it in someone's face. It's more so like no, I want
somebody's face. Yes, no, no, no, it's like say no.
But it's a killing bro probably. But it's a little different because it's
something I've worked hard for and it's one of those things like you see people
post like all they like working out, and then you show like that as
one of your interests. Yeah you post that and that's not your cover photo,
like when they go on and that's the number one. Do they have
do they have filters where could like put in nipple rings? But not really
get the piercing. You know, I haven't seen that. Okay, I'm
sure it exists, hope not, so I wouldn't do it. You're you're
on Tinder and hinge yep, and you're on Tinder and bumble and bumble but
bumbles the one where the ladies have to come to. Yes, yes,
okay, and how's that going? Exactly four women have come to. One
of them was my co workers as a joke. Guys, what she texted
me as she did it. I was also at work, but then I
got home, I saw her, I swiped right and we matched. Okay,
how long getting Jackson honey pot? All right? Yeah? Is it
awkward when you meet these people because you're meeting them like virtually and then when
you meet them in reality. Well, so the thing is it's kind of
like you get a hold of their contact info ahead of time and you actually,
like you actually get to know each other for a while and this is
just like you actually seeing each other face to face. Yeah, so it's
not super awkward. It just depends on how the conversations prior went. Yea.
Honestly, the only hard part is like if you run out of shit
to talk about when you see them in person or or when they ain't looking
another like the pictures. Yeah to wait, you've had that happen once or
twice? Really tell me about that. You want to know about this experience.
It wasn't really bad. It was just like the pictures they had up
were slightly older. Okay, yeah, I went through this too, slightly
older, meaning look like Janet Jackson Jackson is that last Friday? Or well?
It was never that bad. It was just like, you know,
little it was little things, a few pounds more sometimes yeah. The other
times it was more like how many times have you matched? How about how
many dates have you gone on? Don't worry about that. It was more
soo many Wait, you've only okay, has this all been since you got
the car? No? No, that go down after that when you're twenty
one, that's true. No, No, I just thought I got do
you meet? Do you match with anybody on your campus? I have once
or twice? Yeah, and that better than you think. I mean.
It was people, yeah, exactly. No, it was people I had
never really seen on campus before, huh, or like people who I went
to school with. More times than not. It was commuters, yeah,
Okay, you know people I don't just people I don't normally see, and
he gave me the chance to meet somebody new. Right, And for the
record, Jackson goes to Roberts Wesley, and that's why we could make all
these like wow, I'm sorry, Yeah, I'm old. I lived my
life, that's all right, Yeah Roberts. Yeah, Ring by Spring is
a thing, that right, that's the thing. My wife went there,
I swear to God. In the past three years I have known like seven
people who have gotten married before they graduated. Really, I don't know a
woman who went there. And one of them, wow to her husband lives
in there. No. So he was one of the ras on campus my
junior year, and he had gotten engaged when he was a junior going into
his senior year. And they actually got married after like around if not after
graduation. Right, So now mister Stison charged not about ten o'clock, but
they actually got to have like their own place on campus together. Oh yeah,
so that was nice for them. Jackson. So any of the women
on on what was the one day bumbleb did you go on dates with these
people? Ah? Well, I've got more luck from tender than bumble The
one time I did go to get one on bumble was. I waited there
at Bishops for about an hour before I realized, you know what screwed this.
I was gonna give her another thirty minutes, but then I was like,
no, get some self respect. So it just left. She text
me back the next morning saying, sorry I got held up, but were
or do you want to meet up again? But I just ignored her.
Yeah, good for you. Yeah, yeah, good for yourself. If
they want to be there, they'll show up. If they don't, they'll
find an excuse. I learned from your father anything in life, if you
want to do something, you will, and if you don't, you'll find
an excuse. She could have at least texted me and then I would have
said cool, maybe we could do something. But she didn't do that.
Yeah f her. Yeah, I always did the Uh it's true, Danny,
But yeah, I will go with Jordan goes out of the conversation goes
me personally. It's not so much the text conversation, but how it goes
in person. Yeah, because people can say anything and mean anything from behind
with like any nuance from behind the screen. Right, they could be the
Butabi brothers from Sara ain't live lady. Don't hurt me, don't hurt me.
They're shaking their heads back and forth. You me and me. You
no, no, no, okay, Now, how when you're here?
Would you use the dating appum? You have? Probably not? Yeah,
yeah, yeah, I have a date on on Friday. Yeah, yeah,
Now Jordan has Jordan would never share with you some of the swipe writer
laughs on his Have you ever shown Jackson any of you? And and you
and Jackson? You haven't shown him? No, No, it'd be weird
if you lived in the same because the boys don't live in the same town.
Jordan's here, Jackson's but yeah, by the time I moved back,
he's going to be going to law school. Yeah, but it'd be weird.
If you've matched, like with the same check, that would be weird.
Yeah, I'd be really weird. And then if like one one hour
or the the other one, but you didn't know, we wouldn't No thanks,
no thanks, no thanks? All right, Well, what if she
said your brother was what if she said bad thing, like he's a jerk,
I'd say, tell me more, idiot, I did need to know
the dirty details. Well, see, that's different than you and me,
because if that is how you'd respond and I got the same question, I'd
be like, oh, really he's a jerk. Yeah, I lived with
him for fucking eighteen years. What do I care? Well? I remember
well, I remember when you had a party and didn't you get in a
fight with one of the girls. No that she okay, So I didn't
do anything. She just I don't know, she walked over shoots me in
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I got a band name for you, right, said Dad, And be
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hear what he said, right, said Dad? Right said right, said
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I know, but just it's a playoff, right said Fred Right?
Two sixty four this show. Yeah, So Danny has a band that was
known as Dickler's Bridge. Uh Today Sunday, the Steel Rail revivals going on,
and they played their last gig as that band. Yes, And we
played the first gig as the new band, the new project that today.
Yes. Did you announce the name of the band on stage? You did?
Yes? Oh, so we don't have an exclusive anymore. We did
well. Well, there's only like thirty people watching us, so it's kind
of because we're going up against the remakes. Everybody loves those people. So
it's like I run into eighties Zimmer in the parking lot and he goes,
hey, what time you guys play? We went up against you? He
goes, you effer. I go, yeah, same to you. Okay,
but the name of the band is don't know yet. That's the name
of the band. That's the name of the band, don't know yet,
don't know yet. I like it. Don't know? Yeah, who's playing
it? Don't know yet? No? Really, okay, So when are
you gonna find out? Don't know yet. No, that's the name of
the band, don't know yet. So it was gonna be dB three.
Yeah, I like that better. We're walking out, so okay. So
we rehearsed yesterday. It took us longer to figure out a freaking band name
than it did for the rehearsal, and we played like ten songs. Ok
So we're walking back to the car and Mike Feil lead guitar, one of
the two good we have two great guitar players. They both played lead.
They alternate, and Mike goes, you know, I want to kind of
just bury the whole Diggler's Bridge thing. I go, yeah, me too,
I just don't know yet. Well, we're gonna put together. I
go, wait a minute, that's the name of the band, don't know
yet. You could go don't K n O W, or you can go
don't know yet n O. Yeah. And so we met my wife and
I made a logo and it says don't know yet dot dot dot and the
K and the W are in red and the don't know with N O yet
or in white, So you can go either way. So you're gonna say
don't know to us as a band, give us a chance, right exactly.
It's like a double It's got a double meaning. Okay, it's kind
of like the Who's Seen the Who or the replacements? Yeah, you know,
because the joke about the replacements was their their Their poster was led Zeppelin
crossed out, Queen crossed out, Pink Floyd crossed out the replacements. So
it's kind of it's kind of like that, and the guys all agreed on
it after going back and forth. I mean, I want to call it
like you people and yeah, no work right glad? Yeah, because if
Jackson says it's not gonna work, it's not gonna work. So uh wild
big news today, DeAndre Hopkins has the team. Yeah yeah, Tennessee Titans.
He's joining the Opry. That's right, He's joining the Opry. Uh.
It's a two year, twenty six million dollars deal worth up to thirty
two million with incentives. According to Ian Rappaport from NFL Network, Wow,
it wasn't about winning after all, wasn't Billy? They really courted him pretty
hard they did. Yeah, and I think that was part of the reason
Elvison personators showing up at his house. What would they say? One of
Melvison personators say, when I showed up at the Denazer's house, H love
me? DeAndre? Who loved me? STU? That was dumb? I'm
sorry? So what would uh? But this this could be a dangerous team
with with we all agree that was in harmony. Why don't we say that?
Well, Frank tim Hills, their quarterback enough said go ahead right there.
Well, also think of it like this. Not just last year did
they trade away A J. Brown to Philadelphia. You know, their star
receiver young had plenty of life ahead of him. Now they sign a guy
who's getting more into his veteran years, who is still a really great wide
receiver. Would have loved to have him in Buffalo. But that's your only
good wide receiver because who else does Tennessee have except for Derek Henry. They
traded, Yeah, they traded A J. Brown and then got the gout
AJ Brown ten years from that. That's exactly yeah they got He can't get
separation. That's the most important thing in the end. The two things.
You gotta catch and you gotta get separation. And once you lose separation,
your your clock's ticket. Now, I still feel like DeAndre could easily get
separation, but against a lot of the guys, especially in the AFC South.
But the thing going forward is like, why would you sign this guy
after getting rid of one of your star young receivers. I'll tell you why.
I mean, just because what you want to give Derek Henry a bread
tickets. That's that's part of it there. But I think the reality is
John Robinson there. I think his name is John Robinson, their former GM.
After he traded A. J. Brown, he got canned. So
now it's like, see what happens? Yeah, so now it's like that.
So this is the new GM's way of got hey, look what that
did. Yeah, I would have made splash. It would have been great
to have him in uh him in Buffalo. Man, it would have been
opposite Stefan Digg. Yeah, it would have been cooling, but not at
the price tag. Like you got the bills are up against the cap man.
You can't like, Oh the cups a myth. No, it's not.
It really isn't. And I don't know that it would have. It
would have been a name. It would have sounded sexy. He would definitely
see how it all worked out. Meanwhile, Josh Allen is probably the biggest
celebrity quarterback to ever play in Buffalo. I'm gonna say, even bigger than
Jim Kelly. Was making Aaron Rodgers look amish. I mean, he's everywhere
I wrote every So I wrote a column about it in the Times of Wayne
County. Pick it up in any news stand in Wayne County. And I
wrote a column about this very thing, and I said, look, he's
the biggest celebrity, most beloved celebrity in Buffalo since OJ Simpson. That includes
t O okay T. I was just here for a year and he was
on the downside of his career like O. J. Simpson, I mean,
like Jim Kelly wasn't a celebrity outside Buffalo. He's never in the greatest
quarterback ever conversation, But dude, like like O. J. Simpson is
in the conversation of one of the greatest running backs ever, and he was
in movies. Josh Allen is like the next O. J. Simpson in
terms of popularity and everything else. I mean, I mean, look,
he loves golf and he was just in the the We know that he plays
the at and T Pebble Beach Pro and he skips the Pro Bowl, yes
every year. And now he's been playing out and what's going on right now.
I think he was teamed up with John Elway and maybe Tony Romo probably,
yeah, I think those were the guys he was playing. I don't
I don't know the specifics I know he was out golfing. I saw him
hit like a three point shot. Well that's it. It was okay.
So yes, it's the Century Championship Notebook. That's what they call this Century
Championship Notebook. And on the seventeenth hole they have a basketball who's set up,
So I my homes had gone through and my homes had hit it.
So they were trying to get Josh Allen to do it. And Josh,
I mean, it looked like a half court shot. Didn't look like a
three points Oh yeah, this looked like it was like one of those buzzer
beaters, like desperation heaves. But he just made it look so easy,
screaming, he just did it, just did it my home and he made
it, I mean, and then he just turns around and walks away.
Business is usually yeah, I mean, but and then he's seen talking with
Charles Barkley and Miles Teller, who was in uh top Gun Mavericks last year
was terrible, terrible, Josh terrible. But it's it's does that concern you
at all? His celebrity status as it distraction? No? Because I wrote
part of the column was, hey, look get used to it. Yeah,
Aaron Rodgers. You know, Dad, a lot of women. You
want a super Bowl. He's considered one of the best quarterbacks in the NFL.
Still Tom Brady, you know, dated not one, but he did
many Hollywood stars and well known people, and he was he knocked up Bridget
Mornahan and he we married the most famous woman in the world, the biggest
model in the world, they should say. And he won seven rings.
So I mean, I feel get a Payton Manning and my homes and two
in terms of modern you know guys too to like that that are, yeah,
my profile get a lot of attention. But at the same time,
those guys had sort of Josh for a while before he broke up with his
girlfriend, Brittany. They had long time relationships, you know. And one
of those things that when they grow up in the South is like to get,
you know, find somebody. It's kind of like Robert Westley. You
want to find somebody like you know and marry them. And Early and Mahomes
was with Brittany forever, Pet was with his wife forever. Josh just broke
it off with his wife now or his ex girlfriend, I should say,
So now he's Brittain, he's dating Hailey Steinfeld and we'll see where it goes.
But look, get used to it, Bills fans get you, get
used to it. But don't blame his celebrity status on whether or not they
win or lose. I don't want to hear that that's a hack, that's
a hack argument. I will I won't have it. I honestly think that's
just like I will not have it. I will not. I think that's
just a thing that's going to happen with the NFL as you move forward.
Yeah, I mean any new player that's coming in, especially with how rapidly
NIL is expanded in college, Oh yeah, they are hitting that celebrity status
before they're old enough to drink. Yes, Like, look at Joe Burrow
over the past couple of years. He got into the league a couple of
years after Alan and was an overnight sensation after you know, his famous Heisman
season at LSU and just how he turned. Look who was it, Johnny
uh Johnny Football, Johnny manzel Manziel. I mean, Johnny Manzel was a
bit of a celebrity. He was, and he was a late pick.
Yeah, you know what happen pick, You know what happened he didn't have
any talent. That's the problem. And by the way, I was a
Manzelf fan in college. When the Browns drafted him, I got excited.
I didn't realize that the guy was and this is this is this is a
fact. It's been reported guy was an alcoholic. Yeah, and he just
couldn't fill up the party. Yeah. Yeah. And then they said they
also said, well he's a scramblers like Andrew Luck beat him in a forty.
So it was it was just like right guy, right place, right
time. And a homeless guy tells Jimmy Haslam, the owner of the Browns,
hey take that Manziel guy. So he tells his entire like front office,
we're taking Johnny Manziel. Who's the homeless guy? Some homeless dude.
And stop, I'm not joking. That's a real that's a real fun look
it up. I don't believe that he listened to a homeless dude tell him
take Manzel. I don't believe that. I don't have the homeless guy got
the watch Manzel, Danny, where do you come up with this? Read
it? Look it up? Broke, mixed stuff up? You do.
I don't think that was the final decision was a homeless guy on the street
being a great story. A great story, right there, you go.
That's I mean, I could see I mean, shoummy has them ripped off
his shareholders at the Flying Jay. It's been documented, so I could totally
see him doing something stupid like this. He also passed on dougdug maron Sean
McDermott. Yes, the Brown's front office wanted to hire Sean McDermott after the
Carolina Panthers went to the Super Bowl, and a Haslm said no, So
that was it done. Okay, all right, Well, I wouldn't worry
about Alan with his celebrity status. I mean, he's proven over the past
couple of years that he can be successful in the NFL. He's he was
the guy and the one concern though that you could bring up. And I'm
not saying I'm doing this just to play devil's ab lack of closing. No
last year when he was going through his little issue with with his girlfriend Brittany
Stefan Diggs and other people have alluded to the fact that it may have led
to you know, his second half. Okay, that doesn't mean he look,
we're seeing him in the off season. Yeah, do these things right,
He's got a couple more weeks port goes on on the fielding. If
your head's not one hundred percent on the game, then no, I agree
with that. But I think that during the actual season, when they're on
the campus in Buffalo and their meetings and all this stuff, I don't think
you're gonna see right now this is vacation time. This is because like he's
gonna be working every single day, eighteen hours a day once training camp starts.
Until have you seasons over? Watched Netflix Quarterbacks. I've watched an episode
and a half. I fell asleep in the second episode. People are like
raving about this. I don't see. I watched the first episode. I
actually liked it. I mean, I'm cute. It's pretty intense and it
shows you some stuff. I mean, boy, I tell you, what's
his name with Minnesota, what a just a nice he is. But it
sounds like he's such a family guy that he can't relate to the rest of
his teammates. But maybe like he's like a different generation, but they don't
follow him, like they certainly don't follow Mariota in Atlanta now in Jackson now
in Kansas City. It's pretty hard to not follow a guy who's amazing,
and that's Patrick Mahomes. I mean, there's nobody close to this dude.
But the other two it's like you get the person those who are interesting guys
to pick, Like, yeah, it was surprised they wanted they did.
Marcus Mariota, the journeyman and the guy who's been you know, who was
a top two pick who's now on his third well actually now fourth team.
Yeah, where's Mary's back? He's the backup to Jalen Hurtz in Philadelphia.
Your team, Gardner Minshew, No he no, no, no, no,
no, Marcus mariotas that's right, he's gonna Mariota's traded this offset.
He's gonna battle Minshew for the second spot. I think mins is gonna win
it. To be honest with you, I I you know, I had
forgotten that he got traded from Atlanta to Philadelphia. I mean it's very rare.
The quarterbacks get traded unless there's an injury, right, even backups.
And last year Philadelphia treda for Gardner Minshew from Jacksonville, and there was okay,
they have they already have Trevor Lawrence. So what do they need Minshew
for? Well, because they didn't have than Jalen Hurts. Yeah, and
all of a sudden, Jalen Hurts really turned it around. Yeah, let
him to a super Bowl this Yeah, so he made up Mariota. Yeah,
but I don't think Mary I was gonna do. I mean, first
he gets here. Reminded me of those old Bills teams before both Well,
that's my point, like when Blodsoe and Lostman, he had a chance to
close the game and all of a sudd they'd f upright and here it comes
here and that was that was an absolute Uh yeah, absolutely. I fell
asleep during the second episode. I want to watch it. I haven't watched
it. I only watched that that first one, and I'm with you.
I thought it was cute. I liked the the action. I mean,
you get to see some real stuff. I was wondering sometimes why they weren't
showing you where the ball went. They were just staying focused on the quarterback.
And I didn't know if they didn't own the rights or not. But
then they were showing it to you like a couple of frames later they owned
the rights. I don't know if you've heard about this, but Hard Knocks
was becoming very very drab. A lot of people are getting sick of it,
and the teams didn't want to do it. So the NFL said,
Okay, HBO, if you want to continue doing this show, you gotta
cut out on the BS. What do you mean all the stuff that actually
really happens, the good stuff that you see stuff no no more, and
teams get teams get the right to final cut. So anything that you see
that's even remotely controversial is the team sending a message to the to the national
audience, okay, because they can cut anything they want. Well, with
the Netflix, it's the same thing. And by the way, Peyton Manning's
the executive producer. This is all the hot productions, but they're not gonna
make anybody look bad unless hey, guys, you know everybody knows about this,
you might as well talk about it. And with Mariota, he like
left the team at one point last year, think his wife was having a
baby or something. But it became controversial yea, so they had to show
it. But you're not gonna see anything real dramatic, like in other words,
with the Bill's thing with Stefan Diggs. You wouldn't see that. You
wouldn't see much of it. Let's put it that way. That would be
interesting, That would be greatly good. I would love to see that,
wouldn't you. Yeah, Yeah, I would too, because I think it
would make Yeah consequent, well, I mean, look, you've got a
bunch of guys who are more testosterone than the average mail, right and so,
and they're all juiced up, and they're working out and their adrenaline goes
up. And like I remember talking to guys that would say here in Buffalo
that they would be so jacked up after a one o'clock game that they would
go to Toronto and gamble all night. Right, they would drive from Buffalo
to to Toronto and going and because the clubs were open later, and they
were casinos and things up there that they could go to, and that was
their way to unwind and blow off steam because they were so And imagine the
guys are a different breed man, Yeah, I mean imagine that kind of
imagine the best of the best of the best of the best of the best.
Yeah, and athletes, that's the h that so you're you're talking about.
Now, you take all that and you put it in one locker room,
and you've got to decide who's the leader and who's not. And every
guy that's coming to that play at that level was number one from where they
came from, right or they were one of at least one of the best
at their position at every level they've ever played in their lives. Now they're
here. And that's why I always go, do you know how good do
you have to be to suck at the NFL? Yeah? I mean it's
amazing. And when we see guys like Quentin Gauze, who's a local guy
and he went to Rutgers and jacked in great shape, worked out all the
time, got on with the Eagles, and then the Eagles had an opportunity
to pick somebody up on non waivers or something, and then and he was
gone by and he got praise for how well he played in the first preseason
game. He was getting all kinds of calls out from the booth. He
went up kind of bouncing from team to team, trying to in the in
the CFL, and I'm not sure I think now maybe with the XFL or
something or the USFL, he might be. I mean, you realize how
good you gotta be to play in the XFL. But do you have the
US on all these but that that's what I'm saying. So and it's hard
to watch to your point, Jackson, I I it's a lot of it's
a lot of ego, right, I'm always the best and how does that
play out? And that's sort of what we started to see in Buffalo kind
of leak out. Now it's always weird because you don't you don't hear Buffalo.
There's very rarely leaks, is the one thing you could say about this
organization. There are zero leagues. McDermott was the one who kind of said
that. He you know, he's the one that I felt like, very
concerned. Well yeah, I mean that put a stamp on it. So
they're blaming the media like Dion Dawkins when Colin Cary, Oh, it's the
media. No, it's your freaking head coach. Well it's it's it's the
media that we're reading into it. I guess. I mean, look,
all these things do work out. It's like any any workplace issue. Uh,
even a hot potato gets cold. Right after a while, you start
to cool down and maybe have a different perspective and everybody talks, and the
good leader's gonna foster communication and that sort of stuff works out. It's interesting.
I mean, you look at New England for years, it was always
like he would hear all these different things the Craft, and then all of
a sudden you had you know, what's his name? Was the backup there
and uh, now he who's the kid who went to the Raiders forty nine
Jason stid last name. No, the who's the guy who went from New
England to the forty nine ers and the forty nine ers? Garoppolo? That's
what I'm thinking of before. But Garoppolo played pretty well when he stepped in,
and he looked a lot like Brady, and he Belichick liked him and
he did really well in the Francisco. The rumors were that it was Brady
that went to Craft. It was like, I want him gone. I
don't know again, So there's two there's two different theories on that. If
you read Seth would be If you read Seth Wickersham's book, it's it was
Brady. If you read Jeff Benedict's book, oh no, it was really
just it was just they had to make a decision and Kraft loves Brady,
and you know they're like they didn't believe in Jimmy g. Oh bull crap,
they did loved him. I don't think Jimmy G certainly didn't impress that
many people. I know you thought he did all right with the forty nine
ers. He didn't do terribly, but he wasn't. It wasn't the guy
there. The thing is it really played out after his first Super Bowl appearance
where he lost to Ma Holmes. Yeah, after that, it just all
went downhill, which is why they drafted Lance in the third and then the
third overall I'm sorry, third overall not Yeah, And then they drafted uh
Purty last year and he would brock Purty was the last he was. He
was, Yeah, but and he looked pretty good. And now they've got
um the guy who Donald, Yeah, Sam Donald, And I think that
I always think always darted another first round. But the thing is Kyle Shanahan's
offense is is that it's built around the run game. So the quarterback it's
not I don't want to call it a system, but it really is a
system where the quarterback doesn't he They eliminate the pots, the potential mistakes,
the potshole mistakes. And I think that, you know, Garoppo, I
mean when until Purty like found magic, they the forty nine ers record was
atrocious without Jimmy Garoppolo starting a quarterback. It was, Yeah, it really
was. It was. That's true. And another thing that helped turn that
around too was when they got CMC out of Carolina. Yeah, that was
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was just caught the episode where you're talking about the Swans and Manlius and about
how many had to be taking keep away from the kids. Um, and
he's being shut to a different parish, I mean different place. I mean
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It's you, mister judgmental. O. God, I'm just slow.
Race and Randy's on the line. Race, and Randy's a little bit of
trouble because he's a half hour late for his grandson's birthday party out in Canandega
Trans. He's got so many I don't know he's gonna repopulate the earth.
Randy, Yes, which grand my hold his grandson fifteen today? Oh?
Is he the one that you take to Land of Legends A line? Yes,
yes, absolutely, all right, ye, yes, just birthday today.
Well, I'm sure it's fifteen. He can't wait to hang out with
Grandpa. He does, Yeah, he'd want to make sure I would.
Me and Grandma were coming. Grandma's already there and I'm on my weight.
All right? What were you doing? Why were you always day? I
was at the Iron Horseman Pike Drags today, okay? And how fast did
the bikes go at the Iron Horseman Drags? Actually an Iron Horseman said a
new track speed record today at one hundred and fifteen point three miles an hour.
Wow, track record on a motorcycle, Buddy, one hundred and fifteen
point three in a tenth mile b something? Rand you ain, that's that's
impressive. That's very impressive. Jackson and Jordan are here too, Randy,
Oh that's cool. Hey guys, I are you doing many a right?
So Randy, yes, go ahead. I just saying it was just a
great day to day. I was glad I got to do that again.
And I love doing that show for Goose guys, and the athlete loved me.
It's all, you know, So I just make sure I do,
make sure I do a great job. It's because you know it wasn't for
Bill Moran, I wouldn't be where I am today. Well, I know
about that. So Randy talk to me about NASCAR. What's going on this
coming weekend Dalton right now? Because the rain they got really count Todays are
going to rain tomorrow. Uh said that it'd be interesting. I don't even
know where they're racing after that because I've been so busy running around. I
was on vacation until yesterday. We got home about two o'clock in the afternoon
yesterday, so having on a run trying to get stuff done around the house,
did try to catch a part of a Hallmark movie. I can't remember
the name. I only saw we saw about it. I saw only about
an hour over because my eyes just couldn't stay open anymore. So it's a
new one, brand new, and the girls in it looks pretty hot.
Let me tell you that right now, son, Okay, there you go,
all right? Pretty hot? Yeah. I think I think it's taken
me back for Christmas, but I'm not sure. I can't remember it exactly,
but it was for what I saw or ten all day, all day
at ten all day on Hallmark. Now Hallmark usually has the the actress that
just might have a flaw. Now, now I will say the Candice Cameron
Brick. Yeah, I mean she she's beautiful, and she was a Hallmark
and did all this, but it seemed more for a wholesome choice for her.
It was almost like she didn't want to get caught up in the Hollywood
stuff, you know. But she's still doing Hallmark movies. No, she
went to that what's it called DAC. She went there because they're offering more
money. She took the money and ran. Yeah, well I don't blame
on that, but what's it called DACCA? Great American Channel or something?
Okay, all right, all right, Great American Channel. Unch through her
and a bunch of Hallwark women and a couple of guys went that way.
No anc ending with them because I don't watch because I'm like my homework.
Yeah, he's very loyal. You are very loyal. And Randy we got
to write that Hallmark movie about Randy, uh being the mechanic and the whole,
the whole deal. Yes, but I got the title Racing for Love.
That's good. Yeah, would you watch that? I don't watch Hallmark
movies. I'll fall the same. Yeah they do. It's a formula.
Yeah, what if you put that in here? What if you put that
on your dating app? Bio love Hallmark movie could could be persuaded to watch
a Hallmark movie could be persuaded too. Don't have to say love like that
sounds like it's in a contract. I'm not. I'm on tender. We
have some other big news this weekend. Wow. Remember remember that sixteen year
old Alex Chaine. Remember I talking about him, the modified kid? Yes,
she did one one Land of Legends very night. Wow. Land of
Legends. Yeah, he just graduated high school this year, got his first
win at Land of Legends, which is awesome because it's a new winner.
Um. You know he's had he's been closer, He's had a couple of
problems last year, he's been close this year. He was leading the last
week and the motor blew up with like three or four lasts to go.
I think her six last mete or something, but he blew off. I
wasn't around, but I've been catching all the stories leaning that, keeping up
on that stuff. But it's really cool to see how I was there.
I was just too I didn't even want to go there as I was so
exhausted. I should have went, but I missed a It's a milestone moment.
That's really cool to see somebody that young when win and drive his fun
off. You know, he's races against guys who are way older than him
and got way more experience and every time and he did everything right last night
where he had to be and he capitalized. He got his first win.
Well, yeah, what a confidence builder for that kid. I mean,
that's that's amazing. I well, we'll say that he's even watching that.
I mean, I feel like you get closer, uh in those cars than
you do in NASCAR, And I'm sure that's not true, but it feels
like there's less between you in the car next to you and those modifies.
Oh, I mean I've seen guy's seen guys cut your wheel and I'm modified
and go flipping down the front street. You know. Yeah, so you
know that happens, and you know and you don't want that to happen,
but it does, and you know, and few drivers have gone up in
the air and over I mean I remember seeing them back in the seventies and
eighties going up and overall. But I saw, you know, it's just
that's just what happens, and don't forget that big race Wednesday night and alleged
this your car Stupper short Track series. I will be there, My grandson
will be there. We will be there to check it out. We've got
all the big games they're being We're going to be there. Ask mcgloss,
you know, of course with Peter um Mett Shepard will be there, umu
there a guy. There's a guy out of Canada, Matt Waampson is really
fast, really really fast. He'll be there. All the big boys that
are in the area will be there. If that race I think it's I
think it pays seventy five hundred eight grand to win. Thanks. And also
it's actually you know, it's one of the better paying races. And uh
it's the pans of the fans. Yeah, the stands will pick with fans,
you know. Of course, you know I'll be you know I'm gonna
be. I'll be more there boy, you know, checking all their drivers
in the inside. I'll get the chance to talk to Alex, got to
talk to Jelson, talk to Peter, talk to Alan Johnson, you know,
and then I'm going then you'll go and moot their food because they all
bring I mean they have a spread at these trailers, do they. Yeah,
some of these guys bring their own cooks with Oh wow, like buddies.
I mean obviously right, but but they're cooking. And Randy Osi,
Tay, buddy, I want to get your shelves some of the best maccaroni
cheese, ld Brandy, do you present them with the big happy Gilmore size
check at the end of the race. Uh no, I do not,
sir, But if I did, they probably wouldn't try to go to the
bank Casher right then. And but you know, so they can not,
you know all I say. And then this weekend, and this weekend,
of course they have their Saturday nighty race. This weekend Empire Dragway. Jerry's
got four Natral top fuel dracers and four natural funny cars coming, plus an
eighteen wheeler jet truck will be there. And me and my grandson aren't going
to that. I'm gonna work part of that show. So we're going to
that show. Wow, you know I could do that. And then a
weekend and the Sunday after day Jun thirtyth for back in South Butler for our
drag their second drag race of the year. All right, South Butler on
the on the thirtieth Empire Drag Race this weekend. You know, you want
to go to Empire during the day and go head down to Candego watch him
at night, you know, stuff like you know that Saturday night am.
And I gotta say, guys, there there's some of the best racings in
the area. You cannot miss it all. I mean it's hard to see
it all. But if you got to go with the East, got to
train them all at least one time, all right, you know, So
it's been It's been fun. I said, I had a great vacation.
No car stuff kept. You know what, there's a lot there's a lot
of sandy needs a break from cars once in a while. Yeah, everyone's
for the while. I helped, you know, but you know it was
fun. I got to spend time me and Tracy and the grandkids and her
daughter and her boyfriend. So it was a great time. And I got
to see a big, huge I finally got to see a big huge ship
on the water. Find a Canadian Canadian translines something or other. I finally
got to see one with big mothers. And then went to Bull Castle and
Singer Castle. Had a good time. It was interesting. Well, very
good, Randy. I think that that's uh, that's wonderful, and I
hope you enjoy your grandson's birthday. Oh I got a tan too. I
did get a tan, a tan farmer's tan or a real tan. I'm
tan, but well the shorts because when my shirts were my swimsuit. No
I'm not tan there, but I can't everywhere else, even on the top
of my damn head. I got a wife beater, Tanya. I didn't
even have that, buddy, I wasn't to wear a shirt. I don't
even have that. Wow. He went to Jordan, he went on Jordan,
off there in a thousand islands, look at you, and I got
he came in. I got Tracy in a bikinis that she hasn't worn in
a while. Trashm class right now, that was that was the best part
of the whole time. Off. Yeah, all right, And then that
night, do you get some alone time? I didn't think so, I
didn't think. So. All right, Well, enjoy the grand kid and
thank him for not giving it a little more privacy. No problem, man,
anytime I can help you, don't let alright, alright, buddy,
we'll see you later. All right, guys, Danny, did you get
scratched by the cat that I did? See that? Did? Did a
cat screw you up? Or what? On your front of your over there?
Oh? No, this was mowing the lawn. What what? What?
What's you get attach? No? Because I use a zero turnmower,
so I try to go underneath like the bushes and stuff from the trees.
Yeah, and I didn't want to wear any long sleeps. It was hot
as heck yesterday, so I just took my chances. I got all scraped
up. Randy lives in Wayne County. Yeah he does. Danny writes for
the Times of Wayne County from there, in the law and order section,
there's a story about a sixty seven year old guy. His name is Henry
Cushman. Cushman got a little pit staff at some neighbors over the way.
They were parking vehicles, and it's kind of a right away of the driveway,
so I don't know if there's a main part, and then they kind
of split off into the different you know, different homes or something, and
he pulled a weapon and threatened the neighbors. So he was charged with menacing.
And Jordan said to me, I would love to know what he's like
at a block party. But have you ever had a weapon pulled on you?
No? No, I don't think so. Jackson, ever have a
weapon pulled on you? Trying to remember to go to him first? You
know, Jordan said he had a weapon pulled on him a few times.
A few few times. What do you mean a few times? Where are
you going? And what are you doing? I'm not sure if this counts
one time anything was staying with us. He pulled at a BB gun trying
to scare me. But I've been watching crowdmagud videos for like a month starts.
I just disarmed him. Okay, it was a prank. It was
unloaded. I think it was. Yeah, crowd, it's a it's a
martial arts milk cops. And I thought it was like some dude, you
know, no, no, So what happened? Okay? I I mean
I've had people like threatened to pull guns on me at bars and for what?
Why are you going? Hold on you going? Jesus Christ, Jordantown.
And I didn't do anything. But I was just in a crowd and
some crazy guy will just get really pissed off for no reason and threatened to
pull a weapon on the whole group, like just me, and like whoever
the hell else is standing nearby because the one guy out of that group pissed
him off. Please tell me you peeled us out of there. Now,
I just stood buying less. Security did with their job. I mean,
that's what they're paid for. They handled it. They did a great job
every time. The one thing, the scariest time it happened was actually,
uh when I was working, yeah, during the setup for jazz Fest.
Okay, I know I've told you this story before. We were setting up
the tent for our G and E on Chestnut Street and this so we were
we had to be in the road to pull the tops because of where the
tent was set up. It was on one building in a parking lot right
off the main road. And some of the guys that was working with and
I we went down the road. We saw there was a no longer active
construction site that still had cones, so we borrowed them to help block off
traffic so that, you know, we could keep our guys safe while we
were pulling these tops across the road. Because we had to pull these ropes
and walk into the right lane of Chestnut Street, and at one point we're
pulling these tops and we have these cones set up, and people start veering
in between the cones to get into the right lane. Now we're still actively
in the right lane and we just keep moving them. We're doing our best
to avoid them. Three cars go by, and this fourth car is the
one that was just the worst one. It was a blue rental Tesla Model
three. Okay, how do you know his rental plates? Okay? And
what do you mean, like it had a specific type of license plate that
you can only get with a rental car. Yeah, like dealer plates.
So this guy veers between the cones owns and this sign that we had and
he almost hits me. Is like a good maybe two feet away from me.
And he comes to a screeching hall and this one guy I worked with,
his name is Dave, and he and I just we're losing our shit
at this point because we've had four cars go by. We're just trying to
get this job done. We start like yelling at this guy telling him to
go around. He gets out of the car and he starts scream apologizing at
us, Like he's screaming at the top of his lungs like beating us.
But he's saying I'm sorry. He's like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I saw the code. I'm just trying to move through, Like what the
hell are you guys doing or just telling him to get back in his car,
and he's not hearing it. He's getting more pissed off, and he
says like, oh, you don't own these streets. I live here so
long. You know, you guys are supposed to be working. You don't
own the streets. This guy like mid thirties, and that's what happens,
right to say, these streets live here so long, and from you.
My friend, he's he sees him and he's like, after he says that
you don't own these streets, he just says, uh, well, you
don't own that car. That no, not even close. That really sets
no shit. He's just like, you didn't say no. I didn't say
it. I didn't say anything except just get back in your car. Off.
Now he keeps getting more and more aggravated. I start to walk to
the curb. My buddy at this point has walked back to the job site
and is under the tent. Everybody else is like kind of walking over because
they hear this commotion, and he starts screaming how he's gonna try and like
beat the shit out of me and Dave and everyone starts walking closer at this
point because they keep hearing it and they were far up against the building.
He starts to back up toward his car and says, I'm gonna shoot you
guys. And at that point, I'm still in there, like on the
curb in the street. Everybody else is in the tent. I haven't moved
because I'm just standing there watching this whole thing, like laughing a little bit
because I'm like, this is this can't be real? What am I watching
here? And I hear him say that, I'm like, okay, something
happened. Everybody else is just like just get back in your car. They're
trying to walk off. I walk up to the guy and I'm like why
why because at this point, because at this point, I'm just like,
let me just see what I can do to defuse the situation. I walk
up to him and I'm like, listen, man, I'm sorry, this
whole thing happened. It's got way out of proportion. Let me pull these
cones out of the way of your car so you can drive off without you
know it's it's a nice car. I don't want him to scratch it or
anything against a sign or conky. And he's still really pissed off, and
I can tell, but I'm trying to stay calm. And he picks up
one of the signs with him. He's like, oh you mean this sign,
tries to throw it at me and it falls like maybe a foot in
front of him, And at that point, I'm so pissed off, like
I just I'm over the whole day. I start yelling at him, telling
him to go back to his car and just drive off. I walk around
the front of his car and watch him get into his car to make sure
that he actually gets in and doesn't reach across his driver's seat. What would
you have done if he if he had done that, what was your move?
It was either run at him or run away or because you diffuse this
situation. I tried walking away from him and letting him go about his day.
Yeah. No, I know that he can't break the traffic cones are
very hard to break. I wasn't worried about the I wasn't worried about the
cones. I was just worried. Were you worried about I just wanted him
gone, yeah, and I'm trying to move it. I already had to
move the cones anyway. It doesn't matter. The cones don't fucking matter this
story. Eventually, he gets in his car and leaves, and I go
back over and I'm like, all right, let's get back to work.
Everyone is asking me why I didn't just beat the shit out of him,
because he kept screaming at me that whole time, and I'm like, well,
from one thing, he said he was gonna shoot us, and I
didn't know if he had a gun, so I wasn't gonna going over.
There was a stupid fucking move. I wasn't gonna try it. But but
also hitting is no no, because I'm on the job, I don't want
to, but I mean risk that at any point when you know, hitting
is like the worst exactly, because that's how things go from you know.
I mean, it was just like, I that's your first instinct, there's
something wrong with you, exactly. In that situation, I wanted to say
calm and just let him talk and okay, whatever he had to do.
So we're starting to go back to work. And the guy in charge is
on the phone with the owner of the company telling him what had just gone
on, and before he can't even get off the phone to call the police
because that's what my boss told him to do. This guy comes around the
block again and parts on the other side of the street, gets out of
his car and he's standing there, one hand on his waistband in, one
hand behind his back, and one of my buddies sees that he actually does
have a weapon on him, and he shoots me a look, and I'm
like, I don't know what the fuck that means, but I'm just like,
nobody go near him. Keep working. You know, we're over here,
he's over there. Just don't just ignore him. He'll go away.
And we just get back to work. And eventually he drives off and we
didn't even bother calling the cops. But I was like, what the fuck
is happening. I'm just trying to so in these situations, I mean,
they're they're scary situations, right, I mean yeah, I mean, you
know, I've never had a gun drawn or threaten of a gun. I
remember being in somebody's car and opening the glove box and a nine millimeter fell
out and that freaked me out. I remember picking up Uncle Roger's sweatshirt and
his gun fell on That freaked me out. But other than that, But
does it change your perspective on weapons? No? Not really. No.
Does it make you think that you know, this could have gone gone bad?
Like I mean, it's almost somebody who shouldn't have a gun. I
mean, does it put in my head like because it's those kind of guys
that I think give give responsible gun owners a bad name in my opinion,
when you're when you're gonna start threatening over a parking thing now, and if
any point that you you felt threatened or you know someone's coming at you or
let's say the key boys trying to rip you out of your car and it
happened to then I think we were in a different situation. But that doesn't
sound like you know what I'm saying. Well, at that point, when
it comes to situations like that, I try not to think too much about
it. I mean, at that point it's just pure ignorance and rage.
Yeah, you know, because the story I just told that this guy was
dead, sober, not on any drugs. It was just pure road rage
because he saw three cars ahead of him go between these cones. He was
falling the pattern or traffic. Yeah, which is why I was like,
okay, yeah, kind of see that. And then you yelled at him.
We all kind of well, we were yelling to him the road noise
and all that. But like you know, I I realized, like,
yeah, shouldn't have yelled you living a little hard. That's why I was
trying to diffuse shit. It doesn't matter. Point is when it comes to
things like that, does it change my perspective on things? Yeah, it
shows that there's always gonna be crazy people out there. You have to realize
that it's a part of the world. We wouldn't be yelling at people.
No, definitely, watch well, I mean I could see a hey watch
it, you know what I mean that. But yeah, ever getting a
fight over a parking space? Not yet. Didn't we give away parking spaces
at Christmas time at the mall? Like we we had them reserve spot and
we gave it away. I don't remember that. I think we did do
Maybe we did that. You usually remember everything, I know, but I'll
remember that one I got flipped off the other day on five ninety. Yeah.
But the thing is, like I don't know the guy was flipping.
I think he was flipping me off. Because this guy was zipping in eye
traffic. I was nowhere near him. I was in the far left lane,
and this guy's like doing nineties. He's zipping through traffic. He's flipping
whore you flipping off, dude. There was a ting like eighty, So
how fast are you going? There was a time, like a Saturday morning
and I was driving into the city and I remember like changing lanes and I
never saw this car. I'm thinking I wasn't distracted in any way. I
don't know how. All of a sudden they hear rumble strips and they look
over and it's the car that was obviously in my blind spot that I didn't
see now driving on the rumble strips, and I'm like, oh my god,
and I quick get over because I'm like, he that that guy could
have gone into and everybody's moving it about probably seventy miles an hour at that
point on four ninety, and he could have gone right into a barrier.
So I get over and I'm like, oh my god. And so I
slowed down and then he was I was behind him then and then he drifts
over. He's going to get off at five ninety. So he's rolling down
his window. So I rolled down my window and I say, I'm really
sorry, I'm I'm I am so sorry. I did not see you.
And he goes, you could have fucking killed me, and he hawks a
big lugie and starts screaming I will find you. I will find you.
And I'm like, okay, all right, did he find you? No?
But the thing is no, because but again it's that rage in the
moment of whatever he's driving some piece of shit. I just I don't know
how I didn't see it. I certainly never like there's no purpose to run
anybody off the road. There's no So when something like that happens, if
you're the person being ridden off the road, it just means the other person
has their head up their ass literally in some way, or they didn't see
you or something. But no one got hurt, no one got killed.
No program director from a rival radio stag, well that did happen. No
guy tried to drive me off the road in a many many years. And
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your favorite songs. Did you go to Galway when you were an iron?
We did. Yes, We're gonna go shopping, but there was nowhere to
park. Okay, and we went over the whole city. There was nowhere
to part really yeah wow um. And then he went to you went to
see the family farm is Sligo? Yes, Now I've been told Sligo as
a shipole. What would you say, I'd say it's a lot like the
hill. Okay, it's like a rural area, but it has its charm.
It has its charm. It's it's up on the river right, and
it's it's sort of like kind of buy almost Northern Ireland. It, Yeah,
it's up there. It's not in Northern Ireland. I think it might
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think I didn't think it was. But I don't. I don't know.
Ed Shearon Uh was playing in Detroit and I got chills with this he starts
playing. Now I'm pretty sure that Eminem was what he would bust on the
streets to get over stuttering his stuff. Okay, you interviewed him once,
right, No, just the backstage seven here comes Eminem. Oh kid goes
nuts. Obviously this is taking him. Cell Phone video evers become a lot
like Garth Brooks. In other words, he went away for a while,
nobody's seen him. Yeah, you know. Then he popped up to the
Super Bowl last year. It was part of that home halftime show. This
was seven the song and everybody used about oh yeah, every Fisher warm up
CD for years. Oh yeah, Well you can't play people for that.
I mean that was it was a big hit. Uh if you yeah,
Eminem, why do you say he's become like Garth Brooks. Well, Garth
Brooks was the biggest star. He was the biggest musician in the early nineties
in America. Yeah, and then he just decided to go away for a
while and raise his kids. And Eminem, I mean, he's got you
know, Shade forty five serious, and he's got his record label and he
discovered fifty cent or whatever. But he really doesn't bring out or produce any
new music lately. He's kind of been underground. You haven't really seen much
of him. Beard too, he does. It's weird to me on a
little bit, like like he was he was a huge He was the biggest
rapper in the country. He was I remember, the biggest. The big
joke was like, who would have thought that the tallest basketball player in America
would be would be Chinese. Yeah. Yeah, the best golfer would be
black Tiger Woods. The best rapper would be white. I mean that was
like a big joke that was going around at the time, but that was
the era, and Eminem was huge. He was and I think he may
have been the biggest pop star in America for about ten years. And then
then we had eight Mile and then yeah, right right, and they edge
Sheering, uh certainly even a series for like a few episodes, and they
realized, yeah, maybe we shouldn't give em. Was it was it eight
Mile? No? No, it was the Slim Shady Show. Oh,
the Slim Shady Show. Voiced all the characters. It's exactly how it sounds.
That sounds like a really bad idea. Don't, yeah, don't don't.
You can find it on YouTube. I'm sure, yeah you can.
Wow, And none of it was good? Who wrote it? How many
episodes did you realize? I watched like one and a half and then I
got to the part where they it was a South Park parody or something.
I don't even remember. It was like it was like two or three years
ago. South Park, I gotta tell you, is filthy but hilarious.
Yeah, such common brilliant. Yeah, because such commentary does you always have
to wait till the end of the episode. Yes. Have they ever made
fun of Gwyneth Paltrow, Yes, they have at least two or three times.
Two or three times. I figured they have to over to what like
descented candle. Yeah, so random Hollywood stuff. I remember they made uh,
Barbara Streisan, they turned her into like what was it like? Yeah,
yeah, that was early on. It was. It was the thing
with al Gore Man bear pig was a metaphor for climate change, and I
hate metaphors so much. But uh, and then years later they got they
got backlash initially for like the saying, oh, climate change isn't real,
and then there was like real scientific evidence. They're like, oh, maybe
we got a backtrack on the is and so they brought it back. I
want to talk about backtracking the South Park. Look at the whole joke they
did with the twenty sixteen election. They put all their eggs in the basket.
Oh yeah, and they when Trump won, they had no idea,
they had they just they Yeah, so they were just crapping everything. They
every episode that was like an iPod shuffle of crap. It was and that
the last episode that season was called When Randy Got that Hemp Farm is when
I think things started to go a little off the rails. But that last
the last episode is the end of serialization as we know it. That's what
they called it. South Park was the one show that could like turn around
an episode in three days sure, Like remember the Alien Gonzales thing that was
they had. They actually made fun of that like three days after it happened
when he got set back, and they had a picture of Kenny basically being
held up by the gunmen who had to go take Alien and he ends up
getting shot and killed because Kenny guys every episode, every episode. But they
turned it around like it takes the Simpsons or a Family Guy episode like nine
months to produce South Park. It's like within minutes because what they did with
originally was like original stop motion, Like they actually had like paper figures on
like sticky six. It was like Watson gromed in a way. Okay,
yeah, I remember that. Well. Gwyneth Paltrow uh got very candid and
did a Q and A on Instagram and she has eight million people on Instagram
and somebody asked her, do you lick ask Gwyneth someone asked to her face.
No, not to but yeah Instagram Live. Yeah, on Instagram Live.
It was business on South Park did no, this isn't it? Somebody
heard her just doing it, and somebody like one of you two tools sitting
here would probably know Gwyneth Paltrow like that. I wouldn't. Well, see,
that's the thing, is, like, I go, I don't know
that I would ask a celebrity that too. Yeah. Oh yeah. I
watched the first ten minutes of one episode. I no, I can't do
this. Yeah, I watched Camp. Two of my favorites was one where
they're like older and like in their forties and stuff, and they during their
forties now actually, but they are, and they and they accidentally do stolen
valor because he's said, oh, well, you had to be in the
service again. Yeah, because they worked for fast foods, like a customer
services. Yeah. So they get there and they get hammered, and later
there's a flag raising ceremony and they get the flag that one of the guys
captured in Vietnam and they hoist it up and they end up getting the shit
kicked out of them. And another one I really like is one where they're
like teenagers and they go to college campus and they get this. They audit
this liberal a liberal arts class, and they learned about white privilege ledge and
they see, oh, you can't get stop by police. Oh you can
take whatever you want. You don't worry about the constudent your actions. And
so they take it literally they do, and they just kick in the doors
to the cafeterias. They don't worry. We have white privilege. And then
they go outside and they steal a cop car. They just rear end and
then they ended up getting at those arouality. That just sums up Beavis and
But it's so perfect. We have white privilege, I know. So someone
asked Gwyneth Paltrow if she licks ass on Instagram. Yeah they did, and
she said, um. Her answer I think back was uh not generally No,
generally. Wow. Hang on a second, that's somebody's mom, like,
you know, I mean, it's very easy. Kid's name is the
Apple. She's fine. Oh, I'm like wow. That it just seems
because I would like with Mick Jagger, I would love to interview Mick Jagger,
and I'm going, what would be like the raciest question I would ask
maybe something along the lines like how many drugs did you do it? Once?
No? But well, okay times did you do David Jowie who was
the one that got away with all the women and stuff? Or what about
the rumors we heard about David Bowie that sort of thing. I think he
got a couch it a little bit. You don't want to make them right,
you know? And now look these are on Instagram. She knew what
she was opening herself up to. I think somebody else asked her something about
has she ever got a little home or you got a little homo in you?
Or nah, in other words, would you be? And she just
wrote these questions or epic is all she wrote and no response. But I
go, boy, people really a way to handle. But I don't think
that live somebody's gonna ask these same questions, right, you know what I
mean? Because you're safe behind the screen. That's one of my old bosses.
He said, I don't have social media because I think it encourages like
keyboard warriors. Yeah, and like he did marchal Ard, like he would
have beat the yes if somebody said something crazy to his face. Yeah,
but nobody has the balls to do it though, that's that's the big that's
the point of it. That is, uh, you even heard you ever
the uh? It's called the seventy thirty five fifty seven rule or something like
that. All three points add up to one hundred seventy thirty eight fifty five
rule. And the point is it's seven percent of communication is the words you
say. That's it. Then thirty eight percent of it is the tone of
your voice, and then the other fifty five is your body language. Well,
when it comes to social media, all that's lost. It's just that
seven percent that everybody like jumps one genuinely curious when asking someone to look like
ass do you lick? Ask when the people want to know it sounds like
a Nard War interview. Do you like? Uh? Like? Have you
guys ever googled me? Have igled you? I did when I was little?
Yeah? Me too? Yeah, And the first guy came up was
a Canadian knife maker. Yeah. Did you ever see anything written? I
saw a picture of me? Yeah, I saw a blog thing about the
King of Rochester as mom, but she said, don't go any of that
guy. Yeah. By the way, he says hi, yeah, because
he's always like, check out my latest article. I won't say who it's
about, yeah, because it's not just that it's other radio hosts like yeah,
you make it or something. Is he better about it? Like what?
I have no idea. I don't know him. I had him on
the podcast why because he was around. He walked into where he knew we
were gonna be someplace and he showed up. And so I I don't have
any real fear of the guy, and I figure, you're doing it for
attention, You're trying to get under people's skin, and that kind of stuff
doesn't bother me. And I knew that Jamison had seen this stuff and it
really bothered him. Yeah you're younger brother. It really bothered him and upset
him. But he's little and so he sees that and he always says.
He would even say to me this time when he's up, He's like,
I don't care how you don't care about this. Look, people's opinion of
me is none of my business, and that's how we all should be.
Could I could let it bother me, And there have been things that people
have written that have bothered me over the years, But you know, there's
no point in obsessing over right, No, it's not because it's not gonna
at the end of the day, it makes no difference, right, And
and really what you realize for most of this stuff, what you realize his
life has lived in your head, right, And that how you react to
stuff really determines. And so when people say yeah, and when people say
things like, you know, you have to determine your own happiness. You've
got to be happy being alone. You can't depend on other people. It's
it's a very human thing to be conditional. It just is. And that's
where we say things like non conditional love. It's a great term. It's
just it's tough. It means there's no condition, there's none. I don't
need you to do something for me to love. And I think that a
lot of times it takes a person to be alone and figure yourself out.
And I would say to you guys, as young men, you know,
in twenty two and twenty one years old, take your time to get to
know who you are and what you really like before you kind of start,
you know, hit your wagon to somebody, wagon to somebody, because a
lot of the partner, Yeah, you want to make sure that you've got,
you know, things that are you just want to make sure you know
you you know, you know yourself well, and a lot of times you
don't for a while, you know, I think that that's that's a big
you know, a big deal. Yeah. And the other thing too,
is like when you react to somebody who makes fun of you, you're giving
them the power. Oh yeah, thank you, controlling. Like like I
told you, I told your dad about this book. I've never read the
book, but you don't need to read the book once you know what the
four agreements are. And one of us don't take anything personally. It's all
and their imagination. Just be you. Well, I mean, you know,
think of yourselves. Right. Maybe you've gone to a party, and
maybe you went to a party together and you left thinking it was a great
party. Jordan and Jackson left thinking that it was a shitty time. And
two people different perspectives from the same event. Yeah, And that's all I'm
saying is it's in our head. It's in our head. And if we
could just you know, relax and have fun and be happy ourselves, you'll
find life is just easier to handle. It's always gonna come at you.
People are always going to be coming at you. But how you handle that
is the important thing. And it's not way easier said than done. But
that's the practice. You know, when you hear people say practice and meditate
really hard, it's hard because, man, you get attached to it because
you you love what you are and who you are and what you do,
and all of a sudden, somebody's going well and you're asking yourself, well,
did I do something wrong? Is there some truth to what they said?
And it took me like forty years to figure this stuff out. You
know, it's hard, but you got to just be like, hey,
look man, that's somebody else's meant, that's somebody else's thought on me.
What they think in their head is none of my f and business. I
don't care time for more nachos. And the other thing I tell you guys
too, is enjoy your metabolism. Fellas. Yeah, because this is gonna
go away at twenty seven years old, you gotta start thinking about your thirties.
Okay, how do I keep this frame? By the way, I
had an idea for for Jackson? What's sex? Are you gonna be here
during Bill's camp? When's that? When's that? Probably late July? No,
bro, we should have him just go down to Bill's camp and sign
autographs. He was just huge. Who's gonna be like, oh my god,
No, we could say that you came in as like a sixth round
pick that just didn't go aired or like an undrafted free agent. Yeah,
yeah, like people did that. Putty Suxs dude, fraud. He's just
a big Asian dude. It's not people. People don't know. There's there
are these guys on how many guys get cut that they go in that are
like your size and then they wind up not on the team. And so
but it would just be funny to see how people react, Like if you
walked by Bill's camp, what reaction would you get? Not you putting on
a Bills uniform walking through? Dude? Because I have two friends, so
the first year the Bills were a camp, I got to like be a
housekeeper my buddy Johnny Harris and my boys Sukes, who's watching this podcast right
now because he texted me earlier about my hair. Sus played football at East
High. He won a state championship. He's a big dude, and Johnny
was this big, tall black guy. So after we get done clean and
ruins, he goes, hey, you want to go sign some autographs.
And they would go and people would ask if their autographs because they just walk
up the same aisle that the players would and sus sus, sus sus and
generally yeah, hey, I put my number on their leaders. I mean
it was hysterical. But guy, but Luca's big black dude and a big
Asian nude. Okay, yeah, I believe you. Yeah, football player,
all right, you look like the tight end they drafted. Yeah,
he looks like get Dalton, get Gayed. She put a jersey on him
and just set him up at a table little Wegmans. Well there, that
would be funny. There's these guys I saw on TikTok. They talked about
a story they did for the NBA. Uh, I think it was the
NBA draft. Had one of their guys go uh and be disguised as this
brand new recruit who's going to be drafted that night, and he was signing
autographs, hyping everybody up who walked by, Like all the Hornets fans and
all the Pelicans fans would be like, yeah, I'm going here, I'm
going here. He would just go crazy in the Mets section, in the
Knicks section because he was a Knicks fan, and the whole night they all
were just waiting for his name to be called. He had a whole fake
name and everything. Rufus McDaniel. Then there's the opposite. Did she were
Aaron Judge and Saturday or not? Saturday Night Live? It was Jimmy Fallon
show. They had they put a Petter pair of glasses on Aaron Judge.
It had and had him sit down with people in New York and he goes,
what do you think about Aaron Judge? Yeah, he's all right,
Yeah, he's all right. Should you recognize him? No? Because about
now it takes a glass? Oh the kid? Yeah? Sometimes you you
know, well, there were people who have done that recognized funny. I
was seeing something on this scram yesterday where nobody recognized Henry Caville wearing a Superman
shirt next to the Man of Steel poster. No, everyone makes fun of
Clark Kensis guys. But then it's right, that right, that's funny.
But I think they've done this a couple of times where people, I might
have been musicians like what do you think? Yeah, he's all right,
I don't know. Then they go hey it's me and right people, oh
you know when we should get Greg on the phone and be like, hey,
look look we'll bring out the real Dalton Kincaid. In a sec would
have Jordan Jackson pretend he's Dalton Kincaide, sign on to belt the real Dalton
cake cake. Who are you? I'm Jackson Moran, and then we tell
them the truth. They take a picture. Oh okay, I think that
would be funny. That could work. That would be funny, hilarious.
I'll pay the talent fee for you what one hundred bucks? Good? Yeah,
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I was just talking about babysitting these two and they were k funny thing.
It's like Jackson and Jordan were very little when we were on the break and
they're very they were very smart for their rages too. And Danny came over
and he taught Jordan how to pitch, and then your sister would come and
babysit, and then you babysat a few times. Yeah, and then Jordan,
I don't remember this, but he said that what did Jordan tell you?
I don't remember, so so so okay, So I have three were
quick stories. One, I'm teaching Jordan how to pitch and uh, I
didn't have my belt on and my boxers. I guess we're showing from the
back and jack Jackson walks. I'm trying to catch for Jordan as he's pitching,
and Jackson comes, hey, Dan, Yeah, I just want you
to know your undis are showing that. He was so straight so straight faced.
It was like, dude, this is a concern. You might want
to get this check out. Seven or seven or eight years old. Yeah.
And the second time was I got to babysit and Jordan goes, hey,
listen, my dad has jolly ranchers in his office. I'm allowed one
jolly rancher an hour. I didn't even I'm like, didn't have remember that.
I'm like, okay, all right, why didn't I have the jolly
ranchers in there? Probably couldn't give him one an hour away from me.
Yeah, and you caught me to one an hour, so an hour probably
did one a nice six jolly ranchers later, do you believe that stupid story?
I go, well, Jordan, you see it's an honest kid.
Wait, I said, yeah, yeah, and then I remember you locked
them up in your office to keep them away from me because I would eat
them. I wouldn't, don't, I don't remember. And then Jackson seeing
them away. I remember them being in there, though I can remember where
the bag was. You kept them from me. That was the whole point
and the reason I was laughing coming back from the break. Jackson just reminded
me of a story I completely like forgot, and you want to tell that
story. You were trying to make a volcano. Yeah, I was around
baking soda and vinegar or something, and he said he was lucrative fumes.
Yeah. I didn't want Yeah, I didn't want him to like blow up
the house. I wasn't sure what he's gonna do something. I'm baking soda
and vinegar. Well, I didn't know what you were using to make that
stuff. Kids make stuff up. Your brother just made up a lie about
Jolly ranchers, and now that's fair enough. Fool me twice I called I
kind of called BZ then, but I didn't want to argue with him either.
Yeah. Check Jackson was very bright, you know his bs to text
fumes. My dad says, you your old factory sense doesn't work. How
the hell do you know what that word means? I get so didn't.
All right, so what do you guys? Now? You're gonna go down
and see family tomorrow. Yeah, so we're going down to uh what is
it so? Yeah, tomorrow and then coming back here. Yep on Tuesday,
round Tuesday, Tuesday, we're gonna leave round fourish. I told him,
I have no idea. I'm just kind of in the moment with this.
But you took the week off to hang out with your brother day I
got to take off as your dad. That that really warms the cold cockles
of my heart. Well, and the only times I really good the funny
word, the only times I really get to see him are at Christmas sure,
or you know, whenever school's not in session, I'm back at Moms,
and that's pretty rare. Yeah, So, you know, hearing that
he was gonna come up, I'm like, yeah, I can take the
week off. Let me just call in now and make sure I get the
dates. And then I had to hand you better for like a month or
two, yeah, and then you finally did it. Oh no, no,
it wasn't a month or too. I had it in after the first
two weeks? Are you hounding me? I just wanted to make sure I
had the dates right so that I didn't take off the wrong fucking week and
then have to go back and be like, hey, so you know how
I take this. I did the same thing with our cousin is also coming
down to the Luckwood. Oh he is, Madison. Yeah. I told
her I was initially playing I'm being there from the twenty third to the twenty
sixth, right, but then she says she had plans and then things happened,
And so I texted her last week before I left, saying, hey,
I don't know if I told you, but the date's got changed.
Like She's like, cool, I'll be there okay, So that that sounds
great. And then what's Thursday, Jackson? What are you doing Thury?
Thursday? We are doing a pub crawl on the same thing I did last
time I was here. You picked me up at that They had two dogs
in this corner place. It was awesome. Okay, so we're just gonna
go to We're gonna go on a bar crawl down Monroe A Monroe. He
picked it. Yeah, that's where I did. We were living in the
park av so last time I was here and we moved before I turned twenty.
I remember that, you guys, we lived in the same neighborhood.
I was telling her, seen you're walking the dog called time I go.
I was on the phone. I'm like in my car, I'm like,
is that Jordan Moran? Bro Let me call you back, Jordan. Yeah,
yeah, I know Jordan Moran. Do you remember me? No?
So you guys, so that you want to do Monroe have? Yeah,
park As got some nice But I was gonna say, well, I don't
think we're gonna just stay at Monroe. I think we're just gonna work our
way around to a bunch of different places. I know a lot of places
in that area that we could go to. You're ubering, Yes, yes,
we are ubering. Is it just the two of you? Are you
bringing any year? I invited? Uh, I'm still waiting to hear back
from Liz or not. Okay, friends, some friends. I invited some
friends from work. They're not going to show up until later, okay.
So, and we're also going to go later in the night. We might
go to a club, night club or two. I don't see what happens.
Jack, he wants to go, Yeah, I'm trying to bad idea.
Don't even know what clubs are. I'm not don't want to. I'm
not bad. They are all terrible. I will be the judge I have
bad taste. You know this, I'll be the chug of that. Yeah,
you're wearing before you know it? Close sticks. I'm saying it's gonna
have a close stick necklace. I'll be at the Avenue Pub, all right,
but the reason we're doing it so then Friday, what you guys are
gonna resurfers around two in the afternoon. Hey, thank you resurface. I
mean it's like you kind of we'll see what happens. Yeah, try to
be careful. I'm worried about by new Yeah, I'm gonna elector lights some
good iv before. We also milk thistle. Wait, what do you get?
What? What? What's your h that's a new one anti hangover remedy.
Do you have one? Liquid ivy before? What is liquid ivy?
Hydration powder caps in the water. So it's like it's the it's the electoral
lights they put in like Gatorade sports drinks. Very it totally works, it
really works, but like it's it's a load of sugar in it. Yeah,
like I'm on keto right now, I can't have it. I just
don't like it. It's really sweet. I just drink one before I go,
one when I get home, and one when I wake up. I
drink and I just keep chugging water. And and how are you after four
hours? The angle that's still a hangover. That's so that would happen without
that shit. Yeah, without all that sugar in your body, the hangover
would probably be four hours. Why does he drink water? Then I'll do
that. It's it has the same effects. It's just straight. Do you
know what it is? It's a marketing thing. Yeah, exactly. I
would recommend sponsored by liquid IV are you no, Well, I'm not saying
that you're sponsored. I'm saying it's a marketing thing to get you to buy
it. Saying that, but I think pedia light would be a probably anything
with electro lights is well. Pedia Light's good because it's usually light. It's
not as heavy. Sometimes get really build shrinking gay stuff. I have to
practice, like really heavy with the sugar it is, and even the gatory
zero like it's still tastes just so sweet. Is going to hear this podcast?
Yeah, she probably will Yeah, I don't. I don't really use
any of that crap. Make sure make sure you also have liquid Catholic.
Well, look, I don't think she thinks you're done. She she was
your Wait, hang out a second. Your mom was twenty two at one
point as well, and and gets you know, having friends and siblings and
want to go out and have a good time. My only thing would just
be just stay safe, please be careful. Yeah, right, and if
any if there's any problem, we already well, we already have plans in
place to where like we're gonna have ubers, We're gonna have people with us,
make sure we're okay. If something really, if shit really hits the
fan, I'll give you a call. You know, I've done that before.
I don't like, I don't like that term if the ship really hits
the fan. Well, like if things get like, yeah, you should
call nine one one first, like mean like puking or is someone going to
pull a weapon on the crowd. Look, I don't know. Just you
know, if I feel like I'm not in a great space and I can't
get an uber or something, then I'll call you a right. I'll love
that. Yeah, I know, Hey, Dad, it's gonna be my
favorite. It's gonna be your new voicemail in the opening scene and the hangover,
Hey we fucked up. That's not the doll I want to get on
Thursday. No, I'll think to check the roof because I know hotel windows.
Speaking of God willing, Chris Farley used to do stuff like this,
of course, right, So he's with his buddies and he goes, all
right, before we go out, guys, we're gonna do one row of
the rosary. So they would do our Father and then ten hill Mary's or
whatever. I'm not Catholic, but I think that's how it works. And
then after they did one, he would literally do this out loud in the
car. Then he take the rosary, throw it in the in the club
box. He goes, it's in God's bends. Now, well, it
worked for a while. It worked for a while. Heroin does it.
God doesn't touch Harold it sad? I mean no, I mean it was
him. I thought it was heart failure. I think I think it was
caused by that actually, and he wouldn't shoot it. He would like and
then he had a difference what's his name from here? So after you took
that picture with him. Yes, it was me that to put them after
the edge. It's so maybe we should have somebody else ub these guys.
I I don't know. Now, you can probably get an uber that would
well things that stay with you. I think, does everything so close because
that has a running rate like a cab, I would go, well,
yes and no, yes and no. Danny used to drive, I used
to drive lift and man, I brought more women to a wig shop in
downtown Rochester and I'd be sitting there all they're picking out wigs. I like,
get six bucks out on this ride. So but eventually like they're gonna
just take off on you because they're not making any money, so you're gonna
have spended it no matter what. So the park has a lot of bars
that are very close together as well. Yeah, yeah, there's things like
the half Pints down there. I think that's where I started my bark call
last time yeah or not done? No, I did. Next to that
was the second place. Yeah, that's when I was next to my buddy's
place in park. Okay, do you talk to any of the kids that
you grew up with at all? And yes, here and far between really,
but high school more so than who I grew up with. But I
have been like texting Lizz and Ethan off and on. Yeah, those are
friends from kinder when I was four year almost twenty years now. Those neighbors,
but they were they were up the street a little bit, two neighborhoods
over. Yeah, and they for they had lived it, went to the
same school. I remember, you get those blond kids you were friends with.
Yes, they lived across the prices yea. Yeah, I was just
got engaged. I don't know if you saw that. I did see that.
Yeah, and then I still I still talked to some of the guys
I grew up with in Pittsford and a lot of the McQuaid guys go to
college with now, okay, so that makes it easier to talk to Some
kid came up to Jamison and I at the Comedy Club. At the comedy
club, yeah, he was on stage and I'm forgetting this name, Kendall
Burnall. Yeah, yeah, I remember, because I was supposed to be
there that night, but I didn't get out of work in time to make
it to the Carlton. Yeah he was. I was so pissed. He
was pretty good. I mean I think it was his first. It was
his first live like thing, well like big first competition competition. Yeah,
he's been doing it, he said, for about a year or a couple
of months. He told me he was doing some of that stuff like in
college and just around, but he had never done like an actual competition before.
Yeah. Well, uh, the semifinals kick off Wednesday. It'll be
Wednesday and Thursday this week, and then uh it goes from there. So
funny the guy who they have different delivery people for the restaurant that's enough for
from the studio. So they walked by a lot and this one guy pokes
his head in one day and goes, hey, great job hosted. And
I look up and I said, oh, you were there, and he
goes, yeah, I was in that contest three times. It's rigged.
And then astor like if it's not rigged because I've been in the back when
they've counted the votes and I know that these guys, you know, Mark
at Polito, just as an example, is the guy who books all the
acts there, and he's seen a lot of comedy and really can tell when
somebody's got it or doesn't have it. And they were going, boy,
this kid really had it, but they didn't get the votes because it's really
based on how many people you bring. And then that's why they asked people
to vote their top three. So you have to pick your three favorites that
you see and that's it. Yeah, you're sitting there holding up the ballots
to three with the holes in them. Oh what what happened over? Dude?
You didn't even have to stand up. You could just spin around and
reach it. I couldn't got a bigger reason, yellming once why Shack didn't
even know he's smoking till a couple of years after they met. I did
know that Shack didn't know he's poking English because and then one day they're saying
a good game, Yeah I was a good game, Shack the English.
It was like, Shack, of course, it's being English. You never
talk to me. That's pretty funny. That is very funny. Well,
gentlemen, it's been a real pleasure having you on the podcast. Rather see
you grew up and became well adjusted men. And they, uh, maybe
Jackson will do a one on one for that. We'll drop on Thursday.
We'll do it. Well, yeah, yeah, that'll be the way we
wrap up the week appointment listening. Yeah, check it out. Get inside
mind of Jackson Moran. You're still making a time machine now on that for
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