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to review some piping, hot picks and predictions that were made in the Ghost
Pepper Pavilion just yesterday for the Cowboys in Chargers game. Let's see how we
did. keV Oh yeah, I guess we could start with me since I've
been struggling to get a point all year, it seems, Kevin, here's
my first one, Kevin, Kevin gets nervous, gone prediction number one for
Kevin. On the broadcast, Troy Eateman will discuss the beaten topic of Jimmy
Johnson not being in the Cowboys Ring of Honor on the road. Always the
one whoever it is, usually me, is making a noise. I was
like, it's only it's Troy's only Cowboy game this year, So if it's
gonna come up, and I had to come up last night, did you
have insight that Jimmy Johnson was gonna be in attendance. No, that was
a shocker to me. And when it went to him, I was like,
do it, do it? Because they were also had shown Jerry,
you know, around that circle as well, they'd shown Michael Irvin. I
thought we had a chance. Well they showed Jimmy. I'm like, all
right, dude, showtime, go get you one. keV Oh, I
know. But Troy, Troy, as he did many times last night,
bit his tongue. More on that in Dingu's Morning News at eight thirty five.
Why was Troy biting his tongue multiple times last night? I had to
tell you man, and we'll tell you at eight thirty right here, yeah,
on the Yeah, Well, let me just say this, Troy understood
what happened with the market value of broadcasters when Romo started demanding more money and
Romo got what fifteen, sixteen million, whatever it was, and Troy got
plus that I think at eighteen or twenty million. And look, I will
never shame a guy for getting paid. Go get what you can get.
But I remember a vivid moment last night when this happened with Troy. I
went to the bathroom to urinate, and while I was your having the best
thoughts that go to my head, I went, I'm not sure I like
that he makes twenty million dollars a year to not say what he wants m
hm, because he clearly bit his tongue. More on that. At eight
thirty, I must have missed what you guys are talking about. And I
do look forward to hearing that. Yeah, what time am I going to
hear that? About that? Eight thirty? At eight thirty? Uh?
I think Number one on my beaten sports related conversation list is anything a ring
of honor, specifically Jimmy Ring of Honor Hall of Fame will wear me out
real quick. Okay, yeah, that's that's that's probably in the Mount Rushmore
Pete Rose. And then my fourth is any Mount Rushmore? Oh yeah,
not a good one. What about Washington commander's name change? Fine for years?
Is not that? Something else? Any reference to a man cave?
And I'm out, yeah, not great? Well the whole I just don't
care. I don't care, and I don't know why how we can get
ours neversation out of that. People like I think it's something people like who
aren't from here, who are still fascinated with Jerry. We're all bored with
Jerry, yeah, because we've been dealing with him for thirty years. But
I think Akman probably falls into that category. So I thought it unlikely that
he would have brought it up. You might have had like a one liner
from Joe to say, like still not in their big ring of honor down
there, which would account it, which would have one would account yes,
but you didn't get anything. I'm afraid. Here's my second one. The
ceiling is the root Kevin's prediction number two. Either Dak Prescott or Justin Herbert
will accidentally line up under the guard. It will not be something that was
schemed, it will have just been a booboo. It turns out one of
the umpires is lining up behind the guard. Okay, com a half point,
but if it wasn't gonna happen last night was the game? No kidding?
Yeah, the amount of horseplay and nonsense in that game just off off
the charts. What a pain in the ass of three hours having to watch
that mask It was the most unwelcome commitment with grab ass and just I don't
know. It felt like a pe class gone wild, right, which is
not a good porno. Just waiting for a don't watch the game of dodgeball
to break out at any moment. No, that kind of did a few
times. There was the way it started. We'll get to that too.
It's stupid. No days off. Kevin's prediction Number three, Kevin Chargers luminary
Stan Humphreys will be in attendance at the game. You will see him wearing
a suit, jacket, jeans and a polo with no tie. What you
are a colossal idiot? That was my chance and I applaud every each of
you. He's an idiot. Yeah, I in this moment, is that
gonna be switched to either of us at any time, not only to call
the attendance of Stan Humphries, but to nail the outfit was a tall task.
I was searching Stan Humphries last night. Is I was just desperate for
a point on Twitter. Yeah, and it's just the last time anyone mentioned
Stan Humphries was twenty seventeen. And you're like, well, refreshed latest.
It was tough. It was a lot, it's going on. One guy
did say that, Oh, then what we got did tweet? My youngest
son opted to do weightlifting for his pee requirement at school. His weightlifting instructors
retired at NFL quarterbacks Stan Humphrees. If anyone's gonna teach him, I guess
I should be comfortable with Stan. That's what he's up to without the last
tweet teaching weightlifting. So yeah, that's all you could find on Stan Humphreys.
So nothing there. Still at zero half a point behind our listeners,
who got a half a point for being cool. Let's go to Danny.
Danny how he postses, Danny have onto your mic one point. He got
it. We were kind of we were kind to him. But his prediction
was Sam Darnold will play only one snap in the game against the forty nine
ers. He did play more than one, but he had one pass for
one yard, so we thought he got some numbers right and somebody else needed
a point, so he gave Danny one. Oh yeah. Reminder, we'll
take some calls after these predictions two and four or eight one seven seven eight
seven nine seven one. If you have me hot hot Cowboys or Rangers takes
not predictions. Takes that thing on there, Cowboys Arrangers. JJ will take
your call there two and four or eight one seven seven eight seven one seven
one, Hey Twitter, World Number one Jake Ferguson will recover his own fumble.
I love it, okay, and even catch a pass. He did,
and he got hitting the head and drew a flag. That's right.
I don't know when he got drilled in the head. I know I was
going I think he's I think he's gonna fumble it, drop it. Awkward
landing, but yes, he was one catch for fifteen yards. Not a
big targeted day for Jickbird, who's normally targeted quite a bit. Sorry Danny.
Well for one. Number two, we like to watch the game.
Number two, Kellen Moore will call a play that confuses the booth. What
do you mean? And then he went hands up. I don't know,
Yeah, he went palms up. Okay, I will show you. Dingu's
morning news is so packed with fun. Not only will we talk about why
Troy was biting his lip all game, We're gonna talk about how I was
so close on this one. And you'll see I just made one fatal error.
Okay, the last one for Danny. Let's make it happen. Let's
keep moving forward, and number three, there will be a fart. I
didn't hear a fart. I'm still going over the tape. I really yeah.
I scrutinized. I rewatched the game, and I made it through the
quarter and a half before I fell asleep because I was so tight TI and
knew I needed to get up early. So I think we need to table
this one until I have a chance to with headphones listen as closely as possible
to all three and a half hours of this exhilarating football. I think we're
ready to rule. No point. I don't think we come on any more
time. Could you at least let me try and present my case. Look,
if the guy, if the guy with the gun at the fair gets
to claim self defense. At least let me listen to the rest of the
tape. Give me till tomorrow or the next day. He's gonna come in
with audio. Well all these hidden farts. Ever, I would do something
so just absolutely underhanded and rude and unfair. All right, well for now,
no points yet. Okay, it is just wrong when you think about
it, it would be rude. Sorry, Danny. All right, let's
go to Mikey hitting bombs. Wait what justin Herbert, we'll catch a pass
in this game? Did that happen, Kevin? Let's see best one bat
it down and caught by Herbert. Wow, DeMarcus Lawrence got up and got
his arms on it, and somehow Herbert followed the ball, caught it and
ran for a first down. I couldn't believe else did get the first down
with it. But I couldn't believe it. No caveats either, You just
called it and there it was for the world to see. You should have
seen these guys text all cap text blow up at me. Damn it,
actual, damn it. I will admit I more thinking due to some Kellen
Moore creativity, maybe a little Philly special type thing. Uh, but I
was just I'll take it. I was confident in that one because right before
the game Tuesday, talking about Justin Herbert's broken finger on his left hand,
and you know, he's just like he might not even be able to take
snaps on its cinema. There's no way he can catch a football tonight.
No way. It always happens with us, because like he threw it and
your your eye kind of darts, you know, and then all right,
what happened? And then why is Justin Herbert holding the ball in a running
ah? I love it? Point How many points do you have? Now?
Three and a half? Now four and a half. Jeez, we'll
see if you get anymore. Doesn't get any better than this, pretty wretch.
The Cowboys are dealing with a team illness. Someone will barf on camera
during this game, either traditional barf or visible butt barf. And I would
like to table this one as well. I would like for you to have
the same opportunity to present every evidence and scour the stand, every crowd shot,
zoom in all of it. Every person probably not gonna I'm gonna go
and take the take a zero on that one. But I was keeping an
odd iron in the background of every shot. You and Eddie Murphy are gonna
take the zero. Take the zero if you want to unleash any cowboys or
ranger thoughts that you have two and four or eight one seven seven eight seven
one nine seven one JJ standing by the phones. Uh Stroy your last predition,
I wish you got best preaching. Three. Oh No, someone on
the sidelines will get hit in the face with a football. It will be
bad enough to elicit a guttural noise from Joe or Troy oh Lis. Assaulters
will update their condition. They will be fine. Nope, No, Dice
didn't happen. Not all. I get sideline action, you know. Sometimes
you see a gash sprawled out by the gatorade bench. Nothing yesterday, that
was that was terribly awesome when it came to the sideline. But you got
a point man for the Herbert Catcher. Congrats on that. Thank you.
That's very sweet. Thank you for that. Yeah. How do you feel?
I feel good even. I mean, if you get a half point
on anything, trust me, Kevin, when it happens for you, you're
gonna feel incredible. It's gonna be a good day. Yeah. There will
not be a more wild ass prediction like that that comes to the remainder of
the year. I think they had week six three career receptions. Number three
was Last Night off the Guys back by uh Unal Quick Yay, Michael McKean
seventy six, Wow, better call Saul and yeah, the Christopher guest all
a series of things. George went seventy five. Norm Hey always kind of
looked like John Goodman. Yeah, he was that poor man's John Goodman.
Yeah, seventy seven, huh seventy five, seventy five had the good run.
Yeah. I think when he always had a funny one liner when he
would walk into cheers and one of them he walked in and Wood he goes,
Hey, Norm, what's shaken? Norm? And he goes all four
cheeks and a couple of chins. Pretty good, all right, that's pretty
good four cheeks. The late Irene Ryan would have been one hundred and twenty
one Danny that's the granny on the Beverly Hill Billies. She would have been
a Howled one hundred and twenty three twenty one good updated got some music borth
days here Eminem fifty one fifty one huh Yes, revolutionize the sport the sport
of rap Alan Jackson sixty five revolutionized the state of being on the Chattahoochie boy.
I didn't realize he was that old. I thought he was more like
fifty eight. What happens on the Chattahoochie, Danny? It gets hard A
hoochie coucie. What does that mean? What does that mean exactly? You
know? I don't that's You've never been around a hot hoochie couci Here's Danny
Baylos. I just told you. It's everything. The houchi couchi is everything
to everybody and nothing to some Alan Jackson's up there with Lee Greenwood for me,
No, dude, he's pretty legit. His older stuff is yeah legit,
Honkey Tom No rock the juke box, Yeah, outstanding. But then
all of a sudden, when twin Towers fall and then Toby Ki did the
same thing, they all got in line. Kevin Monetize, they all got
in line. Where were you when the world step turning? What were they
supposed to see? You didn't have to write a sad song about it.
Look, it's always a default for for those artists when you feel like your
careers maybe flat lined a little bit, just troop it up or got it
up. That's all you got to do. And watch the watch the downloads.
Just skyrocket. Uh why Cliff John fifty four, Yeah, fugis Ziggy
Marley fifty five. He's one of Bob's sons. Yes, his daddy was
really good. The strangest uh Marley fact is that Rohan Marley was a dominant
linebacker for the University of Miami for a while. Really yeah, I always
thought that's so odd. Yeah, no one talked about that. He's a
great linebacker. Golfer Ernie Els fifty four, big easy, Mike Judge sixty
one. Come on, come on, come on, do it? Do
it. I don't do it, Mike Judge, I do it? Uh
on. This segment is stupid, you guys, fuck shut up? But
oh hey, Beavis, it's really good. Kevin Semerlan made those pictures and
one was h he did with y'all two, and then he did one with
me and Jeff. But he should have done Bayless and butt Plug. Oh
yeah, you know that's good. You and Jeff could be. But yep,
when we reached again, maybe the evil would have been eighty five,
broke every bone in his body. Probably not true. Probably not among the
tall tales told of a bad mofo, bad bad mamagamma. What was the
That was the big myth when we were little kids, Evil Knievel When he
launched over that ramp and crashed. He broke every bone in his body except
his back. Was that the Sixers Palace launch? Yeah, he broke his
penis too, broke his penis and a half. Oh No, Norm McDonald
would have been sixty four. Ah, A tough day for me. A
minute was Stan Hooper the best Let's Go Live two line one, Andrew and
McKinney. Andrew had some Cowboys takes when he got Andrew hit us. I
am of the opinion I would give up ten years of Cowboys wins. They
won't win another game. If the Rangers would just win the World Series done,
I'd be willing to sacrifice it. Done done, Sun me up.
I think there's some recency passion to this where you kind of think, yeah,
screw it, not win one game selfishly. So for sixteen, being
you know, a lifelong Cowboys fan for the most part, and being my
age, I was a little kid in the seventies got to enjoy the the
Denver Cowboys Super Bowl in seventy seven and then the run in the nineties.
I was in my heyday in my mid twenties. Yeah, so I've experienced
it plowing. I've never experienced a Rangers World Series. Andrew, are you
a Cowboy fan? I do? I love the Cowboys? Do you have
to rangersers? Do you have to Rangers more than the Cowboys? I don't
love them more, but like I've seen the Cowboys win a Super Bowl.
Yeah, you're right in that er. You can kind of remember the Cowboys
winning the Super bowls or one of the last Super Bowl, super Bowl thirty
so that makes sense. And we got the MAVs and we got the Stars
covered kind of checking that box off. That doesn't make sense. I'm the
same way. Rangers are the one I'm missing. But I couldn't give up.
And I'm a Packers fans's little different, but I couldn't give up ten
years of Packers never winning a game. I wouldn't do that. It'd make
Yeah, I mean crowd, I'll roll the dice and hope they do it
without that that blood sacrifice. You have to wait for the twenty thirty three
season, boy, and you know what, considering to get one win,
but they're gonna have flying players by then with jet packs. Now, if
you have to make that call right now, don't you like the Rangers chances
of winning a World Series this year and next year that you don't have to
sacri Do you just roll the dice and think they're gonna do it on their
own? Well, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, God, I want
to guarantee. Yeah, I want to guarantee. Yeah, let's not mess
with voodoo and just sit back and watch the Rangers win the thing anyway.
And then the Cowboys. Let's see, at first they gotta beat the disastro
And if you know they're going to win it, do you enjoy it as
much when they do? And then the Count? Oh yeah, because I'll
feel like I had a bigger part of it. And then the Count and
then the Cowboys go, oh and one seventy for the years, oh in
one seventy, Well, well, today be the day they're ready to Balding
Jones, team president. We're going to get him off the snide Jerry fire
Stephen right before he dies, he said, no, it's going to Balding
all right, Andrew, no deal. You don't get to make a deal
with the Dingu. Well darn it, Well I tried. That's okay,
good effort. They're gonna win the damn thing anyway. Enjoy beautiful McKinney today,
Andrew, Thank you. I will Andrew. Andrew, do you want
to see Bullet for my Valentine? Oh? Yeah, I love really down
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November fifth, tickets a live nation. All right, cool, We'll
give you a pair of tickets to see Bullet from a Valentine with of mice
and men. We have an extend edition of Dingu's Morning News, the pullout
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