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From the Mac of All Trade Studio
in Fairport and driven by Victor Chrysler Dots,

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Jupe Ram. It's Billified the Bill
Moran Podcast. Well, hello and

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welcome. Thanks for getting your pot
on, Thanks for telling a friend.

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That's how you spread the word about
the pirate ship. What are you laughing

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at? Your asshole? Brought these
things in here? No, if you

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if you're listen just listening to podcast. Yeah, please find us on Bill

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Moran, Bill Fie, Doug Phelps. It's all on. It's on.

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You can find it on you on
YouTube, on YouTube, yes, I'm

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sorry, on YouTube as well.
So on the way here, I text

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Bill, who's with us tonight?
He goes, your mom and he goes

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and Danny. So I stepped to
the dollar store and I bought reindeer antlers,

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uh in Christmas glasses and uh for
Christmas. Danny days like, I

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really gonna put this on. And
that goes yeah, and I go,

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it's not a dictatorship. Whatever you
want. Now, when I was a

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kid, the gallon milk container had
that you would unscrew the top and there

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was like a little lip that would
lock it down. So you tore that

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off right, right, You remember
you know what I'm talking about. And

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we came came off in like a
perfect circle. So my old man used

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to put it around his eye like
an ocular. Uh huh right, like

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a monicle monicle, herd home monicle. And so he would and he would

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do it just to be funny.
Then he'd forget it was there, and

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the night would go on and someone
would do something stupid and he'd be yelling

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at you that dad tone with that
dumb monocle in his face. Yeah,

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from the milk container. It was
from the milk container. So that that

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was that actually tonight. Uh.
I don't know if we scared off the

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guy who came in here. I'm
not sure. This guy, Rob Zanny

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Zanen or Zannon has been writing me
on Facebook and I've corresponding with Rob for

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years, like something on the radio, and he chime in and send me

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a message and then he said,
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a podcast and I'd love to talk. I go come in anytime. Something

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told me he was coming in tonight, but I didn't put it on my

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calendar, so I totally forgot,
Like zannin, is he getting married next

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year? I don't think. Well, he's divorced. I don't know,

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why are you doing a wedding for
somebody named Xannon. Maybe that was a

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guy that text me a couple of
months ago, or could have been been.

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Could have easily been, because he
did say he's seen somebody. But

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he said that he was kind of
moping around, and his dad goes,

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you know, you listen to a
much of podcasts. Wanted to do a

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podcast about being the divorced guy after
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Yeah, that'll write everybody spirit for
Christmas. So I don't know. So

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he was, he bought some equipment
and he was gonna go do some stuff.

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He came in, he brought us
a bottle of bush Mills, and

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I feel bad because I was gonna
to ask him about the podcast and let

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him just kind of tell everybody what
the premise was. But then he goes,

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I think I'm gonna take off,
you know, because he because I

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didn't get him reindeer ear as he
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He could have worn mine, he
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like, you know, like the
story about Elton John, it was

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like the reason why Elton John wore
those goofy glasses and outfits. Is because

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he had no showmanship on stage,
so he'd wear like wild costers. Man,

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that god's hell. Elton John's a
Healther performer. And then Billy Joel

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comes on. He're like, no, that guy's a performer. Yeah,

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but Elton John he grew into his
skin, so to speak. I guess

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he really did. I mean,
yeah, healypic I thought. I love

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a lot of his music, even
the performance wise. And then they did

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the shows together, Billy Joel and
l John, and they had a falling

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out. They couldn't even figure out
what it was. It was a misunderstanding

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and they stopped playing. Weird how
things happened, Yes, it is very

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strange the way things communicate. People
communicate. That's a lesson. That's the

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way things go. Uh So,
Doug performed at the comedy club. How's

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the feedback then, since you were
over there on stage at comedy at the

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Carlson Well the place we went to, the Greece Down Pub. Everybody loved

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me, but mostly my fans.
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You know, it was a great
five days. Mike Damper was a

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great guy and didn't talk too much. But when I did ask him questions,

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he was you know, he give
me feedback. I just kind of

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kept my mouth shut and my ears
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do a good job on stage and
for Mark and everybody, and hopefully they'll

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ask me back. You know,
maybe maybe I went on Friday night did

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job. Yeah, I thought he
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Thank I thought for you know,
like for somebody who I knew you were

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concerned and not had a lot of
stage time. You can't tell not like

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that. Well, then you even
know that I'm right. So then we

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go out. Oh this is another
part. So Bill comes out to see

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me the final show, and I
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Andy and John and Marley just to
throw some name. I'm like, hey,

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we're going to the Long Pond Pub. Let's go, and he goes

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I don't want to go. I
do far away. I'm like, look,

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I'll drive you. Kevin's picking us
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we'll get to the bar, we'll
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I'm in. So we go out. Release is my microphone in the

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middle of the living room, because
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on my laptop. I do guns
n' roses. I introduced myself and stuff.

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My animals all lined up. You
guys are a great audience. I'm

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not sure about this guy. It's
kind of funny, Mickey, what a

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road of shots? So what did
I do? You just laughed. You're

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like, this is what you do, and I go, yeah, this

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is me, Like I tell people
what I do. And then you saw

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the eraser board with new jokes coming
up. Well, we went back later

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in the night. I think I
did an old joke. I haven't done,

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you haven't and I can't remember it
for the life of me. By

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that time, I was ripped.
Oh I know, but I made fun

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of where Doug lived. I even
made fun of where Doug lived on the

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podcast. Oh go hereas that could
be Kevin Dune. No, no,

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no, I go this, like
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tell that this guy is like a
bachelor. Bachelor I go, because there's

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no way only a guy would have
this. You know those sex wings you

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put your plant in. I call
them the sex wing planet. It's like

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the rope thing that hangs down I
walk in the fucking kitchen. It's just

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hanging there. There's no plant there. I look over at the windowshell got

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too big. I can tell.
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grew the sex wing, and he
goes, yeah, but the sex wing's

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still there. Nobody took it down. I go, that's a guy living

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by himself. Something that's absolutely a
guy. I'm gonna fill it again.

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It was like, but the and
Doug's got yeah. I mean, Doug,

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you could tell Doug you live by
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if I get her in my place, We're not there. That was the

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other thing Doug's like, because like
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once you clean up before you bring
a lady over. And Doug's answer was

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no. And she's here, we
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over and point out there's a sock
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there. Oh let me tell you
something now. I don't know about Danny.

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You say to have you ever gone
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grossed out when you were in there? Yes? You know what I did

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your well, what we weren't dating. I went to see a friend in

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Colorado and she was living with somebody. She's out there trying to be a

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veterinarian whatever. They had a couple
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and her brother went out at the
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ride the same day and we're just
look around like, I'm not staying here

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with me neither. No, it's
the closest dog hotel. I get that,

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and that would be bad too.
I think the grossest thing I remember

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was going in to use the bathroom
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all over the bowl and she did
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you don't like this kind of talk. I tried to refrain, it's your

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fault. I keep a clean bathroom, yes, but I was like,

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that grossed me out. I couldn't. I was like that I did,

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I'm I'm done none. I'll leave
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like it, but the bathroom is
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everything as neat as possible. But
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I hide my chaos well down in
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You know, they're like, you
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we going to lock Lins. I'm
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here first for a couple of drinks. So we'll have you have people over

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to that place. Oh yeah,
women, guys, you just you know,

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yeah, granny panties everything. It's
the workst baby, you got it

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all. I know a guy who
went a couple of dates, the very

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famous local person. I don't think
she's in town anymore. So say your

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name. I'm not say your first
name. So goddamn it, I'll tell

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you the break. You hang on
a second, dy, hang on when

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you tell the story. If you're
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doesn't change because obviously he was grossed
out by something. Yeah, it's only

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better because if we know the slut
she is she an actress? Is she

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a singer? She a stripper?
No, she was a news person,

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Rachel. I can't confirm her still
in town, but I could say this,

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this person decided to stop dating or
because her house and her car we're

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disgusting. Yeah like that, like
that, like that, nothing happened,

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the just won a couple of dates, nothing major. But he's like what

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happened, just her car was disgusting
and her house was disgusting. When the

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back seats like a slumming Calcutta.
Well, I mean it should like with

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that. She doesn't. Yeah,
she's a slap, she says, there's

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a slop and a slut. Yeah, there's which category its gonna be new

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Jeopardy category. Is she a slut? Is she a slap or she just

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slept? Wow? Girl, Hi, I like the I'm gonna keep on

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my little Christmas. I'll starting to
get like you don't worry if you're getting

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aheadache. I don't want the pressure. Had pressure. I don't want to

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have PRESSU. No, that's Doug. That's all right. Everybody baseball had

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in the middle of the Winner.
You Superman, he's all year long.

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I represent a team. You represent
some foreign new I represent this action comics

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years of entertainment, whose story they
can't even get straight in these comic books

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like okay, soanies can't get their
story straight. Thing that's going on and

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what's happening with the pitching staff,
Danny, you should be upset. Oh

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my gosh, this fricking team.
That's all right. I want to love

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them, but they make it so
damn impossible. Uh. I would think

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that the most pressure in your life
these days comes from your wife. I

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even saw Terie Kill last night get
injured and then say, you got a

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text from his wife saying you better
get your ass back in there, and

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he did. He got back in
the game. They wound up losing by

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a point, but it would have
been a lot worse setting up. And

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I'm so ticked off that I fell
asleep during that. Yeah, I'm just

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like, you gotta be kidding me, because I fell asleep that the Titans

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had cut it to a touchdown and
then everybody's talking about how Will Levis had

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this amazing game. I started dozing
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They off that and Miami went in
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short fields. Did so? I
mean like it's almost like the big thing

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of the knock on to it.
There's two of them. One is that

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he always gets hurt and he hasn't
yet this year. Secondly, that without

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Tyreek Kill, that whole offense and
bloats and last night you saw the signs

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of that. Yeah, Like there
were points where like it's like the third

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slipped and fell. It's not the
offensive problem. The other team scored two

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touchdowns at four minutes. That's a
defense. No I understand it, but

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your offense like the Great Turf,
they're not who they're playing. I know

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they're not. You're at home,
you have all. You beat Denver when

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they were struggling, you crush them. Then you get crushed by the Bills.

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So knock out the Dolphins. Is
that they can't beat good teams?

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Yeah, there's the schedule soft.
They had a four to eight team last

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night and they lost home when they
were up two touchdowns, which Dallas.

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I know that there's some controversy about
whether or not Dallas is a good team

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but overrated. We'll see how they
play. I don't know, dude.

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They beat the crap out of the
Eaves and then you've got them coming to

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Buffalo where they're two and a half
point dogs. Uh, after the blowout

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of the Eagles, the Eagles who
did beat the Bills, and then you've

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got well that was a pickham game, Yes it was, and they moved

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the line. But then shows where
they got Miami. Dallas has Miami coming

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up, so we'll see how that
that all. Dallas is a hard Uh.

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They've the schedule, Miami Commanders and
somebody else. Yeah, so we'll

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see. We'll see how Yeah,
like three weeks ago, the forty nine

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ers, they're done. It's overly
suck and all of a sudden, now

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they're like the forty nine ers best
team in the NFL. No, I'm

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not talking about you, I'm talking
about pundits. It's like it's such a

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week to week leave. It's like, have we everybody watches football becomes a

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dumb ass on Monday because we forget
that we've watched football for thirty five freaking

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years and that these things happened.
People a dumb ass. When Doug walked

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in here with this outfit, this, I mean, I'm doing this work.

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It looked good. I'm making this
work. That's the thing. Uh,

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here's a question I have. Sure
you know we had the whole problem

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with von Miller and that it kind
of well, it kind of went nowhere,

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right, it went nowhere and get
to the quarterback. Bro, we'll

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forget all that as we expected,
so to speak. But women have been

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dealing with that kind of violence for
years memorial, Yeah, I mean it's

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been a known thing. Well,
now, I just have a couple of

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stories that were in the news today, some from the Times Wayne County,

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some from the local news stations and
it's men. Now they have to you

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can the only reason Vaughan I don't
believe was had any charges, but she

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didn't follow through. She said nothing
happened. After he was arrested and there

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was a rest warrant for him,
she said, nothing happened. Well,

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on Friday December first, at six
forty nine pm out in Lions, there

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was a domestic incident and the guy, a woman named Jessica she's forty five,

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slammed the door on her estranged husband
and attacked him with an eight inch

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screwdriver, hitting him in the shoulder. She was charged with felling the assault

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in the second degree, intent to
cause physical injury with a weapon misdemean He

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could have he could have said nothing
happened, but he didn't. You see

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what I'm saying, bigger pussy,
I say, yeah, that's where my

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head starts to go. There they
starts. You have to unpack. And

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then there was another at the same
but now that was Friday. Then Sunday

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there was an arrest because uh,
he threw a thermist bottle. He went

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over to her house again. The
neighbor heard them fighting, goes, what's

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going on? So he picked up
a thermist bottle and threw that at the

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neighbor who was complaining about them papping
a ruckus. And then he picked up

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a bench and threatened to throw it
at the guy. But originally it was

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all about her stabbing him. Then
on on Saturday, in between those two

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times, the police had to go
to Lions To where a woman began throwing

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items at her ex boyfriend, hitting
him in the back of the head with

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a bottle of a one steak sauce, causing a head laceration. No I

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know, and these women they're fighting
back. We never hear about this.

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And then today a woman's in custody
for allegedly stabbing her boyfriend out albion.

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Uh. Fifty seven year old woman
got all pissed off at her boyfriend and

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stabbed him multiple times. Fifty nine
years old. See that's another reason I

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date older women. The worst I've
ever had is someone who come at me

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with a letter opener didn't have a
Saint Christopher's statue on the end. My

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grandmother had one of those. I
told you, Judge, Judy, God

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damn it. I can usually outrun
the women I date. It. Yeah,

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yeah, violence goes the other way
too. Well, yeah it does.

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But here's the thing. Okay,
So Chuck Finley was a picture with

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the with the teams and Tawny Katan, who speaks the shit out of him.

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Yeah, while he was driving.
While he was driving, everybody and

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Jim Rome steps in and goes,
wait a second, if he responds in

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any way, we're talking about him
getting arrested. So stop ripping the guy

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for taking up Hang on a second. I will I will say, I

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will say this, you're right taking
a bean from girl. I will say

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this for the most part, though
a lot of times I don't know that

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it and it could be different things. Does it take a lot to set

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her off? Like has he done
a lot of things along the way,

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Like some of the stories that I
read the guys showed up at his strange

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wife's house. Of course he's gonna
slam the door in your face. You

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asked, whole there's stuff going on
there, is it? What? What

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did you think? What's gonna happen? Already telephone call and then goes over

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it. Yes, because all of
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be made that that's your watch this
so that I don't I don't know,

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but then does it take a lot
see a lot of times, you know,

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just thinking of the needling me.
Have you ever like just snapped on

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somebody? You can only take so
much and then you turn around and it's

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like, oh yeah that happens.
It's yeah, that's why they call it

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a boiling point. Some people just
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at all. Then it's just a
can you get mad like that? Yeah?

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I hold everything in Yeah, and
then and then it just takes one

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thing and it'll be really yeah,
wow, try to fly sex wings ship.

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Oh yeah, all over the place. It's on a microphone yelling.

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That's why every day you should,
like, you know, do something physical

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to get all that anger out,
like so it doesn't like boil over cock

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compig gosh's smiling. She had gray
hair, looking at you. She's looking

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at me. Yes, she's like
looking at this sexy the reindeer. He's

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horny. We're talking about Bill prom
looking at me, or you get you

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know, it's good to release the
steam yelling your car, you know,

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talk different scenarios. Maybe called friend
this fucking guy, or write the Lincoln

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letter. You heard the Lincoln Letter. Yes, you write a letter and

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you don't send it break aesthartic like
Lincoln wrote this to one of his generals

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who f up during the Civil War, but he never sent it because,

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you know, so he got in
love. Dubbed the Lincoln Letter. I

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always think just meditated and then drink
and drink. Drinking kind of like things

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worse sometimes. Yeah, I don't
drink. I'm in a bad mood.

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I can't know that's a good idea
because you can't. You can't. You

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kind of can't keep it all in. Uh in perspective, I'm told one

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drink, one drink can calm you
down. Two drinks will bring you back

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to where you were before. What
about four drinks? Okay, I grab

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a snickers Hollywood, All right,
Well, uh, we'll take a moment.

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I have a bunch of things here. There's the co founder of a

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San Francisco tech company who's being accused
of forcing a female employee to sell it

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to sign a slave contract to be
a slave, basically his sex slave.

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Oh yeah, there's that. And
then there's a woman who I can't tell

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if it's real or not, but
goes on Instagram and says that she did

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something she has changed something in her
marriage with her husband and it's the best

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thing ever. But no one knows
if this is really true or not.

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And so we will we'll take a
look at a couple of those things.

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And since Doug brought in Christmas stuff, tonight, we'll play a fill in

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the blank Christmas Carol game. Oh, I like this, Carroll love games.

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We will deck the what with We'll
get to all that, but first,

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oh, you know what you need
to get somebody for the holidays.

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You gotta get him a gift card, Billy, that's right, a gift

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card to the Woodcliffe Hotel and SPAE
wife, give me one. Listen,

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they've got great deals if you took
before December twenty fourth, and he can

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do it right at Woodcliffe Hotel SPA
dot com. Uh. Next week we

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will have somebody in from the Woodcliffe
Hotel and SPA. Oh yeah, and

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we have one hundred dollars gift cards
that you can use at the restaurant,

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which is a really high end,
very nice intimate dining, upscale bar,

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nobody bobbing room, right, and
sometimes live music there on the weekends.

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Yeah, and then or you could
put it towards an overnight's day or use

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it for spot treatments in their their
high end SPA that they have there.

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But we're going to give some of
those away as well. I have to

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admit that I am capt two for
yourself. No I did I did not.

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I did not. Don't think the
thought didn't cross my mind, But

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I didn't do that. I I
erased one of the phone calls because one

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guy. I don't know what I
didn't and I can't figure out how to

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even go back and find deleted files
on the software I used for the phones.

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But anyway, the guy goes,
uh, I think I deserve it

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because I'm a golden retriever husband.
I'm well trained and I do everything she

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tells you to do, and I
want to do this. But then we

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did get a uh, we did
get a couple of calls to uh to

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get these. Here's one of the
calls that we got, and we'll play

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another one. We'll play him back
to back. Here's the first call.

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Hey, Bill, I just wanted
to nominate my wife for that little ward

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you got there, because obviously you've
been here here in my text and my

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voicemails for a while now, and
of course I don't know if I'm as

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funny as I was for the past
year, because you know, I picked

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up the bottles here in the last
month or so, and uh I fell

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off the wagon. They your friend
Randy. Anyway, welcome. ILL nominate

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my wife because obviously you know what
she's fucking going through and it's shit,

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man, going on going on twenty
four, well past twenty four years,

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going on twenty five. Anyways,
if I don't catch up with you,

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I will give one away at the
end of this week. So if you'd

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like one five A, five,
two six eighty eight sixty six, just

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tell us why what is it?
Number again? Five eight five yep to

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zero six eighty eight sixty six.
We're still going, still talking, still

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talk. Hey Bill, there we
go. No wait, here's another call

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we got for one. I'm gonna
tell you why I should bring the Woodcliff

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Hotel in spa package for Christmas.
Hecause if you don't let me win,

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I'm gonna tell you everybody what you
did in my house Saturday night. You

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went drinking across the street at the
Long Punt pub with the Selps character,

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and you get drunk. I tell
you come out, and I have a

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wet picket sense, and you started
the good good to come over and pull

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out your schmackles and knock down my
sense and the felps kid tell them to

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you're rouffie, you bad boys.
You should be understandings, naughty list then

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you then you ran up last,
and and now I have no fence,

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so I better get the woodcliff spa
and and get the bareser. Heidi,

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the one with the big kids.
I ranted to come over a better job

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than that guy, whoever it might
be, Well, maybe hiding is.

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I think he does because I dropped
my bank card on the floor. Well

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that's who we were talking. He's
talking about that guy, Heidi. You

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know he's not talking about me.
Heidi was the bartender. Now I happened

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to be at long and I looked
at Heidi and I said, where do

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I know you from? She said, I used to work at O'Connor.

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He's like, oh sweet. Chatted
for a minute, and then I get

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a Facebook message. We're gonna chat
that while we're playing darts and stuff.

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So what's your sign? She's so, and then she uh, she sent

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me a message going, hey,
I have I found your bank card on

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the ground. So that I'm well, she was able to leave it at

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the place and it was it was
curried out to me. Okay, I

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could get it back. By the
way, have you ever met an ugly

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Heidi? I don't think I have. No. I don't know many Heidi's,

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so I can't. That's I'm not
a good one for me to think

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any ugly with her stripper's name Heidi. No, I'm a fifth yes,

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now, well, Heathers have been
on the fence for me over the years.

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Yeah, so a feodes yeah,
yeah, all right, all right,

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we will uh, we'll get to
some stuff next. But Woodcliffe Hotel

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spot and the number Dog five eight
five two zero six eighty eight sixty six

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Circu and Circu lawn Pittsford. I
got a Christmas story for you. Go

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to a party. You're having a
great time, catching up with some people

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you haven't seen in a few months. You're wishing people well for the holidays

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and the new year, and you're
feeling good. You're just filled with the

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spirit, and you might have had
more spirits than you think. You're driving

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home, you're noticing the Christmas lights. You think it's fantastic. You see

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these big bright lights. You go, Wow, what a display. No,

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you're getting pulled over and charge with
d WI. Not the Christmas story

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you want, right, But there
can be a better ending if you call

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Circu and Circu at five eight five
three eight five ten. They have litigated

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criminal cases of every scenario, simple
misdemeanors to the most serious felty offenses.

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And here's what's really important. If
you find yourself in a sticky situation,

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you want to ensure that you are
not deprived the justice you deserve. And

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that's exactly what's gonna happen at Circu
and Circu. They'll do everything in their

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power to ensure that you are not
deprived the justice you deserve. Give them

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a call at five eight five three
eight five twenty five ten and make that

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Christmas story have a little bit better
ending. You can even email them through

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their secure contact page at circulaw dot
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at the Carlson's got the laughter you
need, and around this time of year,

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who doesn't need a few good laughs. You're gonna be spending a lot

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of time with family and sometimes you
don't laugh at the thought of that.

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This Thursday, Friday and Saturday,
you will be laughing with comedian Chris Allen.

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Was they dumb shit? Like they
pushing a gay agenda? They want

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everybody to be gay. I'm like, what the I've never experienced that in

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my life. I don't know what
people are talking about when they said that.

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I've had this happen dozens of times, and I'm pretty sure y'all have

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to. You're talking to somebody out
the blue. They're like, hey man,

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you have to come to my church. Come to church, come to

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church with me. I'm like,
sorry, I don't really go to church

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like that. They go, Nah, you gotta come in to my church,

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just the best church. You've never
been to a church like this?

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Coming to my church. I'm all
right. Or you go out, you

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go to a bar and somebody's like, hey man, you gotta try this

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shot. You want to try this
shot. I'm like, nah, I

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don't really like to taste the liquor. They go, nah, man,

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you gotta try this shot. You
can't even taste the liquor in this shot.

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Man, you gotta try it.
We had to happen countless times right

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now. Once as a gay man
ever approached me like, hey man,

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I think you're cute. Can I
get your number so we can go out?

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And I'm like, sorry, bro, I'm not gay. He like,

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come on, man, you really
gotta try this dick. Man.

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Come you could have even taste the
dick in this dick. Come on man,

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Comedian Chris Allen This Thursday, Friday
and Saturday. Lock your tickets down

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at Carlsoncomedy dot com. We want
to welcome me back to this session number

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two. Here. I'm Fairport.
We got the number one podcast in all

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right chot Chat, thanks for coming
in and listening. We got damn the

411
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man in the Yankee hat right across
the table. As you know, I'm

412
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the one the only hip shake of
Money, make It Talire, Power of

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Dougie Fresh And to my left the
Man, the Myth, the Legend,

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the Edmill, the Airwaves, The
Point Extra podcast. Your favorite of mine,

415
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mister Bill Morahan, When you Could
Find the Light Got You. It's

416
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one of my favorite songs of all
time time that fur. Do you even

417
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:33,359
know the song? No? I
don't know, baby. That's why I

418
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:36,839
was gonna say something. I go
wait, he's about to sing. I'm

419
00:27:36,839 --> 00:27:42,039
playing this because today when you're listening
to the podcast, this will be Wednesday.

420
00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:48,720
Dicky Betts is eighty years old.
Now this is the Almond Brothers,

421
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:52,119
but Dicky Bets is in and out
of the Almond Brothers and played with U

422
00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:59,039
to Escu trucks and okay all that
stuff. So I played a couple of

423
00:27:59,079 --> 00:28:03,000
Susan Tedusky's songs for a stripper back
in the day. You did, yeah,

424
00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:07,119
I haven't been racked for a long
time. And uh, one other

425
00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:11,880
one. I'd have to hear it
for stripper back in the day. Can

426
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:15,759
look get that stripper back in the
I'll listen to the radio and I'm like,

427
00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:21,119
yep, that was Jasmin, Yep, that was Diamond Chastity ye play

428
00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:25,119
that every every time she was on. She played two three times a night.

429
00:28:25,279 --> 00:28:29,359
Just really oh yeah. Well she
had choreographed down just like you at

430
00:28:29,359 --> 00:28:33,920
home choreograph and a step she practiced
in her living room on a pole.

431
00:28:34,119 --> 00:28:38,480
It's like you in a microphone,
right, exactly the same thing. She

432
00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:45,119
the she jammed the pole up in
the ceiling and uh in the floor and

433
00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:48,079
use your drill bits and secure it
and on a level that was always good.

434
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:52,559
That's always my favorite. So check
this out. The co founder of

435
00:28:52,559 --> 00:28:57,359
a San Francisco tech company. It's
accused of forcing his former assistant to sign

436
00:28:57,640 --> 00:29:03,599
a depraved slaved contracts, subjecting her
to years of unwanted sexual horror. The

437
00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:11,519
company, Trade Shift Okay, trade
Shift co founder Christian Lang allegedly forced his

438
00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:18,279
ex employee to sign the contract just
months after hiring her as his executive assistant.

439
00:29:19,039 --> 00:29:22,240
So now they have the contract,
like the written out page. It's

440
00:29:22,279 --> 00:29:26,400
like ten pages in the New York
Post and I'm thinking it's it's real.

441
00:29:26,519 --> 00:29:32,880
So the woman is identified in court
documents only as Jane Doe. But it

442
00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:37,160
makes you wonder like I'll get to
my weird head in a second. Let

443
00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:41,480
me continue with the story. First, the torture involved inflicting physical pain on

444
00:29:41,559 --> 00:29:45,880
her by various means, urinating on
her, and routinely penetrating her person with

445
00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:51,720
far an objects oh Man. According
to the lawsuit, the shocking allegations came

446
00:29:51,759 --> 00:29:56,119
to light after the disgraced the executive
was fired as CEO earlier this year for

447
00:29:56,279 --> 00:30:00,640
quote, gross misconduct on multiple grounds
after management learn about serious allegations of sexual

448
00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:04,279
assault and harassment. The cuser also
claims she was fired in twenty twenty when

449
00:30:04,319 --> 00:30:10,640
she complained he would resources about the
nine paid slave contract, which she insisted

450
00:30:10,759 --> 00:30:15,759
was she was forced into signing she
had agreed to always be sexually available for

451
00:30:15,839 --> 00:30:19,119
her master when he needs sex,
and to never refuse him sex even when

452
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:23,839
not wearing the collar. Whatever that
was? Okay, what do you think

453
00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:27,400
that way? I know, whatever
that was, that's not a really big

454
00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:30,640
question mark at the end of that
sentence. Well, I was like,

455
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,640
maybe wearing the chain outfit that I
can say, yeah, whatever that is.

456
00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:37,400
But a collar, well, the
dog collar, I would assume,

457
00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:41,920
yeah, like that you can zach. Oh, No, that's what I'm

458
00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:45,279
thinking. I was thinking of the
Zappas said. No, you're at the

459
00:30:45,359 --> 00:30:48,319
end of the chain. You just
kind of get on how it works.

460
00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:52,799
Yeah, they don't sap. You
mean, oh, Doug, what are

461
00:30:52,839 --> 00:30:56,240
we what are we learning about you? How can you didn't bring this out

462
00:30:56,279 --> 00:31:00,359
on stage on Friday night? That
wouldn't zappuated. I can't have a Zappra

463
00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:04,680
at my girls. That can kill
her pacemaker. I can barely let her

464
00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:07,799
get next to the microwave we got. You have to know your boundaries when

465
00:31:07,839 --> 00:31:14,319
you're dating women. Is Zapper and
her her falsies go flying out of her

466
00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:17,079
mouth. You can't find her teeth. You are forty five minutes looking for

467
00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:19,920
him. Uh So this says always
always to be said. Whenever she sees

468
00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:22,920
her master in private for the first
time, she has to kneel and ask

469
00:31:23,359 --> 00:31:27,559
is there anything she can do for
him? All according to the contract she

470
00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:32,079
signed it, though, well,
see this is the part that I can't

471
00:31:32,319 --> 00:31:34,160
She had been doing it and then
he wanted to make it legal so she

472
00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:37,200
couldn't come after him later. I
don't know what the whole thing is.

473
00:31:37,279 --> 00:31:41,920
I couldn't really, that's not laid
out. Somebody's got to like notarize this,

474
00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:45,880
you know what I'm saying, Like, like, like, what was

475
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:49,359
she getting paid? She was getting
paid to be his personal assistant much?

476
00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:52,640
I don't know. Okay, first
of all, but you know what,

477
00:31:52,759 --> 00:31:56,240
I didn't go to where the Mercury
News in San Jose was the first two

478
00:31:56,799 --> 00:32:00,359
I'm going to bed that he was
paying her for all this five stuff.

479
00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:01,480
This is what I want you to
do. This is what you'll get.

480
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:07,119
So it probably was. Now I'm
going to make you an executive producer whatever

481
00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:10,359
he's executive direct assistant. Yeah,
I'm gonna raise your pay, but I

482
00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:16,839
want you to sign this contract,
oftentimes can't get suit Oftentimes. There are

483
00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:22,319
situations where I should say oftentimes,
but there have been situations where how do

484
00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:29,599
you know, Because I've seen shows
about this where somebody's really desperate and they

485
00:32:29,759 --> 00:32:31,559
need money. They're like a single
mom with a couple of kids. I

486
00:32:31,599 --> 00:32:36,240
don't think that's the case here,
Okay, but I know what you're saying.

487
00:32:36,519 --> 00:32:37,799
In other words, they'll like,
oh, you know what, Okay,

488
00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:40,319
you know what the money's worth it, my baby's worth it. Okay,

489
00:32:40,319 --> 00:32:43,559
I'll do it right, and they
sign it. And by the way,

490
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:46,440
there's some lawyer had to like write
this up. Well, who knows.

491
00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:52,119
I mean, this guy looks like
he was a He was just kind

492
00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:57,200
of like we Well, there was
an urban legend that Michael Douglass and Canthony's

493
00:32:57,440 --> 00:33:00,720
Jones she signed an agreement that is
years as she's with him, she'll get

494
00:33:00,759 --> 00:33:05,440
five million dollars a year. If
she got divorced afterwards, I mean when

495
00:33:05,799 --> 00:33:08,920
bigger after they say, like pre
divorced, yeah, yeah, and uh.

496
00:33:09,359 --> 00:33:12,160
One of the guys from nine o
two one, oh, I read

497
00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:15,759
this year's agoing to People magazine.
The blonde hair, curly guy, yeah,

498
00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:21,960
or his his girlfriend smoking hot hairdressers
in People magazine, saying she had

499
00:33:22,039 --> 00:33:24,960
nothing. Uh, he had an
ironclad prenup and she could not get a

500
00:33:25,079 --> 00:33:30,359
die. Sure, and all she
had was a one bedroom apartment and closet

501
00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:32,920
filled with hair product. And I'm
a model, but she couldn't get anything.

502
00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:36,839
And it's you when you get that
high. I think you have to

503
00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:40,480
cover your back sometimes. I'm trying
to look at it at the Murcercy thirty.

504
00:33:40,599 --> 00:33:45,759
Oh so listen to this. Other
alleged provisions detail mandatory sex acts.

505
00:33:45,839 --> 00:33:52,079
So this is all part of the
contract. The purported document also allegedly required

506
00:33:52,599 --> 00:33:57,880
dough Jane Doe to dress in a
quote proper feminine way, preferably skirts.

507
00:33:59,039 --> 00:34:00,279
Now I got to tell me they
will put it behind a paywall. That

508
00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:04,519
just flanked on me. Preferably skirts. And then it was saying some of

509
00:34:04,559 --> 00:34:07,159
the sex acts that she had to
do, well, just use our imaginations.

510
00:34:07,239 --> 00:34:10,920
Billy. You've seen some of those
in stage, you know, when

511
00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:16,440
you're you know, oh yeah,
without a doubt. She went to human

512
00:34:16,519 --> 00:34:21,960
resources among Oh yeah, I got
a human resources actually available, Okay,

513
00:34:22,079 --> 00:34:27,199
contract, I sided proper feminine way, preferbly skirts, dresses and stockings to

514
00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:30,280
keep her weight between one hundred and
thirty and one hundred and fifty five pounds

515
00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:37,320
and noting her weight weekly in a
spreadsheet shared with this dude. He's a

516
00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:42,559
young guy too. Doe was allegedly
required to wear her day collar went out

517
00:34:42,639 --> 00:34:46,559
with him. The master will work
to keep her in shape, or work

518
00:34:46,639 --> 00:34:51,760
to stay in shape. This,
yeah, it is. That's what I'm

519
00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:53,440
wondering in some way. Then and
he goes, I'm going to do this.

520
00:34:53,519 --> 00:34:57,159
This wrote about it, and it's
a weird thing. But here's what

521
00:34:57,280 --> 00:35:00,360
I I you ever see people,
this is where my head went. If

522
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:05,639
you see this guy, he looks
like just any ordinary guy, you know,

523
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:08,239
nothing, nothing, nothing outrageous,
Like you look at this guy going,

524
00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:12,320
But he's into some weird shit.
But I always wonder, like,

525
00:35:13,599 --> 00:35:17,039
what are people into? I want
to try? Look at Rochester kink.

526
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:22,079
Yes, I'm aware now with this
and laptops you can find you can't find

527
00:35:22,239 --> 00:35:25,920
your whatever you want to try your
tribe. But I gotta think, like

528
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:32,960
I think bartenders probably overhear a lot
of conversations, oh, without a doubt,

529
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:36,480
yeh of different things. Not on
purpose, it's just it's there,

530
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:40,360
bartenders, And you can't wear a
psychiatrist. Yes, yeah, so I

531
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:45,400
have to think there's been a lot
of ship that that you pick up on

532
00:35:45,599 --> 00:35:47,559
or can see, you can tell
about a person depending on the bar was

533
00:35:47,599 --> 00:35:52,599
at. Yeah, Blue Room,
I was some of the wild ship,

534
00:35:52,639 --> 00:35:55,480
but I was also thirty years old. And then wind Jammers I listened and

535
00:35:55,599 --> 00:35:59,039
maybe not so much. And now
I'm in for a till and it's a

536
00:35:59,119 --> 00:36:01,880
no Ober crowds here. I can
hear as much as maybe the fun kicky

537
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:06,000
stuff that you that I heard a
Blue Room, Like people are more resigned.

538
00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:08,880
Yeah, I would, but I
still I still hear an awful lot.

539
00:36:09,039 --> 00:36:13,599
Yeah. I would think that with
this contract, you know, let's

540
00:36:13,599 --> 00:36:15,559
say, fifty shades of gray is
sort of the impetus behind it. I

541
00:36:15,679 --> 00:36:22,440
would think that the young lady or
the woman probably thought it was exciting and

542
00:36:22,559 --> 00:36:24,719
then it just wasn't after a while, I'm gonna I'm gonna live out this.

543
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:28,639
Yeah, and now you're and now
what you thought you saw in the

544
00:36:28,719 --> 00:36:32,400
movie is like he's gonna Yearnate,
I gonna put my way on me.

545
00:36:32,719 --> 00:36:37,280
You don't get that. I don't. I don't either, But it's insecurity

546
00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:40,119
on both sides. But I'm gonna
keep my weight between I have to chart

547
00:36:40,199 --> 00:36:43,599
it for him. I mean,
all this stuff that just own him money

548
00:36:45,760 --> 00:36:50,400
that just that just goes too far
and I and at some point it crosses

549
00:36:50,559 --> 00:36:54,719
out of what was maybe the intended
agreement in her head versus what the reality

550
00:36:54,800 --> 00:37:00,320
became. And it's abusive. But
I'm always one and like I hear more

551
00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:06,599
things about people in the town we
live in, Like it's everywhere. I

552
00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:09,280
believe me. I know, but
I'm Adam and Eve dot Com is not

553
00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:14,840
one hundred thousand dollars website to get
dirty stuff. I know it's a multi

554
00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:17,000
million dollars that because I'm going to
order this and try it, because I

555
00:37:17,039 --> 00:37:20,920
can also our privacy one hundred percent, I don't have to go to the

556
00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:23,119
store. I actually always thought it
was funny to go to the store and

557
00:37:23,239 --> 00:37:28,199
buy a toy, especially because I
knew it would embarrass people like that.

558
00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:30,199
You went, how could you do
that? How could you do this?

559
00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:32,719
You ever get a shopping cart and
you wonder who has there's only two?

560
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:37,000
That? Okay, so you go
in there's shopping cars. There's there's usually

561
00:37:37,039 --> 00:37:40,679
two or three. You're like,
what how much you buying that? You

562
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:44,639
need a card? Now? I've
never seen anybody go around with a car,

563
00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:47,719
but you haven't it. No,
okay, you haven't. No,

564
00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:51,639
But you're right, Adam, and
Eve gives you the privacy to try some

565
00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:53,719
stuff and keep it quiet. And
it's always like when we find out who

566
00:37:53,840 --> 00:38:00,199
was it that the president of Oral
Roberts University or maybe the son of the

567
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:05,519
president of it. He and his
wife started banging with the pool boy and

568
00:38:05,639 --> 00:38:08,199
he used to watch, wasn't it
was Jerry Folwell's son, Jerry Follwell.

569
00:38:08,239 --> 00:38:12,239
So, but didn't have something to
do with Oral Roberts. You that's liberty.

570
00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:15,280
He's a liberty at university. It
was liberty. It was liberty,

571
00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:17,159
right, And he was banging the
gimme liberty, give me a head.

572
00:38:17,239 --> 00:38:22,039
He was watching, he was watching
his wife. He would he would watch.

573
00:38:22,679 --> 00:38:24,840
He was a cock. Yeah.
But and like he had to admit

574
00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:29,360
all this, you know. And
and you're talking about somebody who is up

575
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:31,920
there preaching, Well he wasn't.
The pastor's brother was a pastor. It

576
00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:37,800
doesn't matter. I mean, right, come on, yeah, I get,

577
00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:39,280
I mean this is this is the
same your family was built on.

578
00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:44,559
I had family was liberty. And
first of all, it's a very expensive

579
00:38:44,599 --> 00:38:49,519
school number two. Uh, you
could not on Sunday morning they blocked off,

580
00:38:49,559 --> 00:38:51,320
so you had to go to church. You couldn't go anywhere else.

581
00:38:51,679 --> 00:38:54,280
I think some of the kinkiest people
are are sometimes the people that are the

582
00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:59,960
most repressed, and now with the
Internet and things, they can do things

583
00:39:00,199 --> 00:39:04,320
behind closed doors and don't have to
be judged for it where it used to

584
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:07,840
be. But I have heard stories, Doug, and I know what happens

585
00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:09,840
everywhere, and that's I don't want
to spot like one one area, but

586
00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:15,280
I have heard of different people with
high end jobs having invited people over and

587
00:39:15,360 --> 00:39:17,679
said, hey, we get together, and you know, blah blah blah.

588
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:21,639
I don't want to say anything,
but you could never talk about it

589
00:39:21,719 --> 00:39:25,119
because who's there, you know,
like who's there. And then we used

590
00:39:25,119 --> 00:39:28,440
to have when I was on the
radio, there was a woman who would

591
00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:34,280
call in I forget her name she
was. We called her the unicorn because

592
00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:39,000
she was a single woman who would
go to be with another couple. So

593
00:39:39,119 --> 00:39:42,960
she would go to like these swinger
parties and things, but she'd be the

594
00:39:43,039 --> 00:39:45,320
single and then she they wanted me
to go. And there's started. A

595
00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:50,639
male who goes is called a bull. So they started calling me Billy,

596
00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:57,119
started calling me Billy the bull.
God want me to go? She goes,

597
00:39:57,480 --> 00:39:59,559
hey, why didn't you come with
me? Sometimes like I have a

598
00:39:59,639 --> 00:40:04,079
fucking not going anywhere mirrored. How
long ago is that? Probably about a

599
00:40:04,159 --> 00:40:07,199
year two years ago? Oh yeah, I would have got so. Instead

600
00:40:07,199 --> 00:40:10,199
they brought in Billy Buffalo from the
right, but only lasted one quarter.

601
00:40:15,039 --> 00:40:20,239
She would go over to like these
people's houses and they had dinner and something,

602
00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:22,519
and then the evening we progress and
things would happen. I go over

603
00:40:22,599 --> 00:40:25,119
for a drink. See what happens
if you don't turn on the game right

604
00:40:25,199 --> 00:40:29,239
And then she's like, sometimes,
like if you went to a like a

605
00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:34,039
swinger party where all these couples get
together, if the unicorn, the woman

606
00:40:34,199 --> 00:40:37,559
who's by herself and the bowl don't
have anybody, they get together and do

607
00:40:37,679 --> 00:40:39,280
something. I'm like, this is
you know, it's funny. Bring this

608
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:42,639
up, because there's got to be
diseased. There's got to be something.

609
00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:45,639
Yeahs madness, we're forty years ago, probably fifteen years ago, me and

610
00:40:45,719 --> 00:40:49,559
my two buddies. I just talked
to my buddy the other day. Yeah,

611
00:40:49,599 --> 00:40:53,039
you got to bring up the married
singles party. We went married single

612
00:40:53,119 --> 00:40:57,880
woman's party went to a married singles
woman. They're all married, but when

613
00:40:57,920 --> 00:41:00,639
they were there, you're married,
no single, all married, but we're

614
00:41:00,639 --> 00:41:04,119
all single right now? Oh yeah. I mean it wasn't a swinging no,

615
00:41:04,679 --> 00:41:07,159
but it was. They were flirting
and off. A lot of things

616
00:41:07,199 --> 00:41:10,119
were happening. I don't know if
in other rooms, but uh we had

617
00:41:10,239 --> 00:41:15,039
uh Fannie and Baldi's massage parlor or
something like that. My friends were.

618
00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:20,519
It was a good it was a
great time. There was a DJ and

619
00:41:20,639 --> 00:41:22,079
I grabbed the mic every fifteen minutes, going in and out getting beer.

620
00:41:22,639 --> 00:41:27,079
Rochester's in the house. And I
don't know when we started. I don't

621
00:41:27,119 --> 00:41:29,159
know what we ended, but I
know there was and it was just a

622
00:41:29,239 --> 00:41:31,039
lot of drinking. It was married
women who said they were single because they

623
00:41:31,039 --> 00:41:35,639
were a five hundred mile rule,
I guess something like that. It was

624
00:41:35,679 --> 00:41:40,920
a lot of a lot of fun. What I just, I just I'm

625
00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:45,000
just blown away by the fact that
if you're married or something like that that

626
00:41:45,119 --> 00:41:49,679
at no point does your does the
mine rebel against something like this and say,

627
00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:51,559
you know what, maybe this isn't
a good idea. Well, they

628
00:41:51,599 --> 00:41:55,280
weren't doing anything. Maybe some of
them were, but they maybe stepsis.

629
00:41:55,519 --> 00:41:59,920
You're leading into it, sooner later
you're gonna cross that line. That's how

630
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:01,679
it always word. You know what
it is. Say say you have a

631
00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:05,719
car and you had it for ten
years and you love your car. Yeah,

632
00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:07,719
I try something new. I'm gonna
test drive that, take it for

633
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:10,119
a couple of miles, come back, and then you're gonna go off with

634
00:42:10,199 --> 00:42:13,760
your You just wanted to ride this
for a little while. You're not gonna

635
00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:15,760
buy it, you're not gonna keep
it, and you're not gonna test drive

636
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:19,039
anything else. But it was nice
to try to test drive something for a

637
00:42:19,079 --> 00:42:21,239
little while. Did you get an
emotional attachment to a car? Though,

638
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:22,880
Well, I know what you mean, and that's not for everybody. I

639
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:27,320
would you know, you hope that
their marriage is an awful lot of works.

640
00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:30,760
Bill and I know a couple who
would swing, okay, and they

641
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:34,239
stopped, And the reason is because
I know another couple who also used to

642
00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:37,239
swing. They don't know that I
know that I know, but they stopped.

643
00:42:37,199 --> 00:42:42,360
And the story is because it got
old and one of them lost a

644
00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:45,760
job, and then they did felt
they felt a little insecure about themselves,

645
00:42:46,199 --> 00:42:49,280
so they put it on pause,
and they realized, what the heck are

646
00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:51,960
we doing? Right? Well,
I think a lot of time I think,

647
00:42:52,079 --> 00:42:55,159
yeah, I think that is too
and I it's not. I couldn't

648
00:42:55,199 --> 00:42:59,440
do that. I couldn't be.
I couldn't do it. I couldn't be.

649
00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:01,880
The swing come from a different walk
of life. But no, But

650
00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:06,599
I'm just saying, like I think, even yes, I get a few

651
00:43:06,639 --> 00:43:12,280
more dirty Martinez, you'll do anything. But I think like there's some people

652
00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:16,679
confuse sex and love, and so
then there becomes attachments confusion, and then

653
00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:21,199
some people it's just sex and it
doesn't really mean anything. And and I

654
00:43:21,239 --> 00:43:24,559
don't know if we're very uptight in
our country versus other countries in the world

655
00:43:24,599 --> 00:43:29,159
where maybe there's looser mores. I
know that people have even talked about,

656
00:43:30,280 --> 00:43:37,000
you know, ungodly stuff. I
don't good. I don't know if I'm

657
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:39,239
gonna be accurate in this statement,
but I think the Western world made its

658
00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:45,519
most progress when there was like the
biggest strides in art and philosophy and other

659
00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:51,199
things, when there was more of
this freedom of sexual expression in the early

660
00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:58,000
civilizations versus where we got rigidity and
stuff. And I always feel like sometimes

661
00:43:58,639 --> 00:44:02,599
over the years. Man kind is
weaponized religion to a point to keep us,

662
00:44:02,719 --> 00:44:08,360
to keep people almost submissive in a
way, and not that you know,

663
00:44:08,679 --> 00:44:13,440
look that are pregnancies. Yeah,
well no, we you can have

664
00:44:13,519 --> 00:44:15,079
all kinds of problems, disease everything. Yeah, I'm not going to say

665
00:44:15,119 --> 00:44:21,360
that that's but my point is,
like I often think that sometimes we're we're

666
00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:24,719
so repressed. I couldn't do it
because I wouldn't like to see the person

667
00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:28,079
that I, yes, wouldn't be. I want to want to see my

668
00:44:28,119 --> 00:44:30,400
wife with somebody else's. I don't
want to see your wife with somebody else

669
00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:36,320
either. I like you, that's
not that's not my game. But I

670
00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:38,599
appreciate that. But other people who
they Yeah, there's people who just they

671
00:44:38,719 --> 00:44:42,760
do it. I mean, listen
to this. This is a woman who

672
00:44:43,039 --> 00:44:47,239
went on Facebook and she was talking
about her marriage and what she was on

673
00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:51,280
Instagram. She's Australian. I can't
tell if this is real or not.

674
00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:54,679
It's a it's a very attractive woman
and this is what she said. I

675
00:44:54,800 --> 00:45:00,280
have shared my husband with sixteen people
so far. Here, I've shared my

676
00:45:00,360 --> 00:45:07,239
husband with sixteen people so far this
year. I actually think I'm obsessed.

677
00:45:07,719 --> 00:45:09,360
I actually think I can't get enough. That's how obsessed I am. If

678
00:45:09,360 --> 00:45:14,079
you told me twelve months ago that
I was going to be sharing my husband

679
00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:17,440
with multiple women, I would have
been like, no, that's a lie.

680
00:45:19,079 --> 00:45:22,599
So apparently it's not, and apparently
it's a new thing that I just

681
00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:27,440
can't get enough of. And the
funny thing about it is I am the

682
00:45:27,519 --> 00:45:30,519
one that is obsessed. Like my
husband's like yeah, cool, like whatever.

683
00:45:30,519 --> 00:45:32,480
I'm like, no, this is
a good idea, like we should

684
00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:35,440
go do this, we should go
do this. All I've met her,

685
00:45:35,679 --> 00:45:37,519
we should go do her. And
he just comes along for the ride,

686
00:45:37,559 --> 00:45:42,079
and I absolutely love it. I'm
pretty sure I enjoy the girls more than

687
00:45:42,159 --> 00:45:45,440
what he does. I mean,
he's the bonus, but I definitely enjoy

688
00:45:45,440 --> 00:45:49,840
it a lot more. And the
cool thing is what we do for work,

689
00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:52,079
we obviously film it, not all
of them. We've had ones that

690
00:45:52,119 --> 00:45:57,800
we haven't filmed because it's just been
us in our element. But we've filmed

691
00:45:57,880 --> 00:46:00,880
most of them, which is really
cool because we it to share that.

692
00:46:00,599 --> 00:46:04,400
I get to watch it back over
and over and over, which is really

693
00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:07,880
cool. But I still just can't
enough. I still feel like that we're

694
00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:10,320
like always on the prow for the
next person. That is, that's a

695
00:46:10,679 --> 00:46:15,440
certain circle of people because they're just
not walking up to women and saying hey

696
00:46:15,519 --> 00:46:19,159
you no, no, you got
the way, we're going by the way,

697
00:46:19,199 --> 00:46:22,480
we're gonna videotape you. And to
find somebody who's gonna want to have

698
00:46:22,559 --> 00:46:24,679
such with you. I want to
be watched and videotape. No, that's

699
00:46:24,719 --> 00:46:28,960
a certain circle. That's why I
even thought, I don't know if I

700
00:46:29,519 --> 00:46:31,800
I think this is real. I'm
not saying that this doesn't happen to some

701
00:46:32,039 --> 00:46:36,920
level. I think it does with
people. You and I have known people.

702
00:46:37,119 --> 00:46:39,599
We were We had all listeners who
were calling and tell us about it.

703
00:46:39,679 --> 00:46:43,119
I told you went out one time. Were you with us? Yes?

704
00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:45,119
Yeah, it was like watching people
at the petting zoo, right,

705
00:46:45,239 --> 00:46:49,159
we went to meet the strop.
It was I never blew a go to

706
00:46:49,239 --> 00:46:57,119
the petting zoo. Wife. Yeah, but it was like remember that guy.

707
00:46:57,559 --> 00:47:00,920
The woman blew up the guy because
they were meeting and she had told

708
00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:06,000
her husband, Hey, I'm meeting
up with let's say Bob at two pm

709
00:47:06,119 --> 00:47:07,960
on Thursday for a little one on
one. I just want you to know,

710
00:47:08,599 --> 00:47:12,719
and Bob was telling her that she
he was telling his wife, well,

711
00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:15,599
she found out he wasn't, and
in her world, I know this

712
00:47:15,719 --> 00:47:20,880
sounds strange, but that was cheating
because she was being honest with her partner

713
00:47:21,199 --> 00:47:23,280
and he was telling her he was
being honest with his partner and he wasn't.

714
00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:28,159
And I just think, like,
to me, the human brain,

715
00:47:28,559 --> 00:47:30,400
I don't know that we can handle
it. I don't know that we can.

716
00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:35,719
You know, if you if you're
looking for something else, then end

717
00:47:35,760 --> 00:47:39,239
what you're in and go find something
else would be my simpler way. You're

718
00:47:39,239 --> 00:47:42,519
playing with fire. I mean,
I think to this day, I mean,

719
00:47:42,559 --> 00:47:44,800
when you find out that so and
so is a swinger, yeah,

720
00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:46,559
so and so, You're like,
oh really, and the party part of

721
00:47:46,599 --> 00:47:52,239
your mind is like seriously, like
you really deep down your social yeah,

722
00:47:52,320 --> 00:47:57,079
rack out with your cack out.
Well, socially you feel multiple people that

723
00:47:59,320 --> 00:48:02,079
that's the amazing to me, It's
like my social compass is like there's a

724
00:48:02,159 --> 00:48:06,880
reason why that. It's that they
keep it quiet, like because there's really

725
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:09,880
judgment with it. There is no
judgment, don't but there's also be some

726
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:13,559
shame with that too if there is. If you don't care that, who

727
00:48:13,639 --> 00:48:15,920
cares? Why did you let the
world know? I think because because deep

728
00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:20,440
down you have shame, deep down
you're you're you're conscious is telling you that's

729
00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:22,400
not a good idea. I'm not
judging anybody myself right now, I'm the

730
00:48:22,519 --> 00:48:24,519
same share it with the whole wife
will Hey, how you doing it?

731
00:48:24,599 --> 00:48:28,719
On Bill's podcast? Well, by
the way I did this and swung around

732
00:48:28,760 --> 00:48:31,719
and his girlfriend, Well, even
like the person we haven't you know,

733
00:48:32,199 --> 00:48:36,679
even the person we have finalship from
the kick Society, you don't. We

734
00:48:36,719 --> 00:48:39,119
don't show her on the podcast.
No, Well she doesn't want to because

735
00:48:39,159 --> 00:48:44,039
she has to go to a regular
job. And I think it's I You're

736
00:48:44,159 --> 00:48:46,920
right, I understand what you're saying, but I think sometimes the world,

737
00:48:47,159 --> 00:48:52,119
all of a sudden, is so
judgmental. They don't want you to do.

738
00:48:52,239 --> 00:48:57,000
We've come into a world now where, uh, I know we're supposed

739
00:48:57,039 --> 00:48:59,800
to be more accepting and they're supposed
to be higher tolerance of things, but

740
00:48:59,880 --> 00:49:02,079
I feel like we're less. I
think that if you don't align with my

741
00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:07,159
thinking, and I can find people
to support my what I'll say is opinion

742
00:49:07,239 --> 00:49:13,119
and not necessarily factual thought online Therefore
I'm right, right, I've got my

743
00:49:13,239 --> 00:49:19,239
ego stroked because everybody everybody in my
world agrees with me. Since you don't,

744
00:49:19,360 --> 00:49:21,880
therefore you're out. And it's it's
a strange thing. I mean I

745
00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:27,159
always think like the greatest one to
me that I always kind of have a

746
00:49:27,440 --> 00:49:32,039
conundrum with because I go I see
abortion. I thought Bill Bird did a

747
00:49:32,079 --> 00:49:36,880
great job in his Red Rock special
addressing it, talking about how, hey,

748
00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:38,760
I'm pro choice is a woman's body
and watch it. But then you're

749
00:49:38,840 --> 00:49:42,840
killing a baby, right, So
where do I stand on this? And

750
00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:50,199
the problem is when you start to
bring in things like you know, God's

751
00:49:50,320 --> 00:49:53,679
choice or God's will, well,
then you better have that at the end

752
00:49:53,760 --> 00:49:57,280
as you had it at the beginning. Yeah, and by that I mean

753
00:49:58,280 --> 00:50:00,800
you got sick, don't go to
the doctor. God's will, you get

754
00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:05,400
something going on? No treatment,
God's will. Right, if we have

755
00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:07,599
a baby that's going to be born
and we know that there's going to be

756
00:50:07,679 --> 00:50:09,639
some significant problems with it, and
the option is to terminate the pregnancy,

757
00:50:10,079 --> 00:50:14,159
it may save the mother, and
somebody would argue, and there have been

758
00:50:14,239 --> 00:50:15,719
in the past, well God's will, you can't do that. Well on

759
00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:20,920
the way out, when it's coming
to the end, God's will, no

760
00:50:21,079 --> 00:50:25,000
cancer treatment, no hospital, stays
no, anything was always my thinking on

761
00:50:25,079 --> 00:50:29,639
that, and I think that we
have to be somewhat careful. But you

762
00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:32,000
got an inter moral compass, you've
got an inner stuff. I think the

763
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:35,400
whole thing with God's will, though
I mean also is like you could be

764
00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:37,960
like family guy actually addressed this at
one point. I thought it was brilliant.

765
00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:40,880
And they, you know, they
were dealing with a family who,

766
00:50:42,159 --> 00:50:45,480
like Lois and Peter, had taken
care of a little girl, whose family,

767
00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:49,400
whose family didn't believe little boy medic
Was it a little boy who didn't

768
00:50:49,400 --> 00:50:52,679
believe a medication or whatnot? And
they said, well, what if you

769
00:50:52,760 --> 00:50:55,800
know, like the answer to prayer
was the medication and the treatment to save

770
00:50:55,880 --> 00:50:59,679
this little child. And they're like, oh, never thought about it that

771
00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:01,360
way, you know what I'm saying. So like when it comes to God's

772
00:51:01,400 --> 00:51:05,360
will, like you know, God's
time and is not like ours. It's

773
00:51:05,400 --> 00:51:07,800
not good seconds, it's in like
longer terms. Well, I always think

774
00:51:07,840 --> 00:51:13,159
too that where this may go against
biblical thinking and all, but it's always

775
00:51:13,199 --> 00:51:16,719
evolving the world is always evolving,
The Higher Power is always evolving. Every

776
00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:20,199
thought has come on. You can
look at it from comedians. You could

777
00:51:20,199 --> 00:51:23,440
bring up. Somebody brought up to
me a comedian. You probably have heard

778
00:51:23,440 --> 00:51:27,599
of him, but I bet I'm
not sure how familiar you would be with

779
00:51:27,679 --> 00:51:29,800
this guy. And you may have
heard of him, I don't know if

780
00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:31,519
you ever saw him. Dick Gregory, I've heard of him, I've ever

781
00:51:31,559 --> 00:51:36,400
really Dick Gregory's a black comedian who
did a lot of political humor. Was

782
00:51:36,480 --> 00:51:40,440
brilliant, absolutely brilliant. And I
forgot about Dick Gregory, and you went,

783
00:51:40,960 --> 00:51:44,599
Dick Gregory didn't get I mean,
he was kind of like, you

784
00:51:44,719 --> 00:51:47,159
know, the black guy saying stuff
the white man didn't necessarily want to hear.

785
00:51:47,840 --> 00:51:50,480
But if a white guy said it, I think it would have been

786
00:51:50,519 --> 00:51:52,400
a little more palatable, right,
they would have taken it a little more.

787
00:51:52,599 --> 00:51:54,960
He got a lending Bruce was okay
to say that, but Dick Gregory

788
00:51:55,039 --> 00:52:00,239
not so much. And Dick became
kind of that almost cult figure within,

789
00:52:00,679 --> 00:52:05,519
very polished, always worse good looking
guy, but had strong opinions and funny

790
00:52:05,840 --> 00:52:08,840
and I go, he's the stepping
stone for Chappelle. You know, the

791
00:52:08,920 --> 00:52:13,400
evolution of something right, right,
The evolution of this came first. You

792
00:52:13,480 --> 00:52:16,719
know, God gave the idea to
Einstein to do whatever that. You know,

793
00:52:16,840 --> 00:52:21,679
the next guy comes along and progresses
on. And now we've got porn

794
00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:25,199
on our phone everywhere. I don't
just saying we got nudity, which,

795
00:52:25,239 --> 00:52:29,599
by the way, it's awesome.
Well, now that depends on what you're

796
00:52:29,599 --> 00:52:32,440
LOOKI these apps that will be they
don't go to fataugly women that I'm not

797
00:52:32,480 --> 00:52:35,880
getting drik off to dot com.
Right, I'm just gonna, you know,

798
00:52:36,039 --> 00:52:39,280
see slam and Granny's the apps.
So somebody sent me pictures and I'm

799
00:52:39,320 --> 00:52:42,840
sure they did it. Maybe they
wouldn't send me, but these apps,

800
00:52:42,920 --> 00:52:46,480
this new Deifying which will send you
it just blurs out the body, but

801
00:52:46,599 --> 00:52:51,559
they did. You and Kevin,
oh wonderful. Yeah, I watched this

802
00:52:51,719 --> 00:52:55,039
yesterday with the Mark Hillman and company. Yes, but the Newtify, it's

803
00:52:55,079 --> 00:52:58,559
a real app. Now, we
didn't do it. I wouldn't download,

804
00:52:59,519 --> 00:53:02,800
yeah, but somebody did send it. Here. This is uh, look

805
00:53:02,840 --> 00:53:07,719
at Kevin. It's Kevin naked.
But they send you the blurred body.

806
00:53:07,079 --> 00:53:12,000
But it looks like does it.
It looks like a bear in the wild.

807
00:53:12,559 --> 00:53:16,360
Right, And then wait, here's
you standing like you know that picture

808
00:53:16,719 --> 00:53:21,280
of you? You know that picture
of you? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,

809
00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:24,000
yeah, this person ran it through
the New Tofi and they didn't I

810
00:53:24,079 --> 00:53:30,519
didn't ask any questions. They kept
like shooting things to me via Facebook Messenger,

811
00:53:30,639 --> 00:53:32,480
waiting for me to respond and say
something, and they go, don't

812
00:53:32,519 --> 00:53:35,880
you have any questions? And I
said, no, I have none.

813
00:53:35,920 --> 00:53:37,239
I don't because that's how I look
in real life. It's all borry.

814
00:53:37,800 --> 00:53:43,559
And by the way they make you
into a ken doll, I mean somewhat,

815
00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:46,000
it's a hairy plastic part on Kevin, but there's no it's all smooth.

816
00:53:46,039 --> 00:53:50,400
There's like you don't see anything.
So no, but it's new TOFY

817
00:53:50,519 --> 00:53:52,920
and I just think that eventually,
as the technology gets worth, it's going

818
00:53:52,960 --> 00:53:55,239
to lead to problems for people's lives. Yes, of course, it's going

819
00:53:55,280 --> 00:53:59,039
to lead the problems for people's lives. That's the thing. All right,

820
00:53:59,079 --> 00:54:00,960
we will, uh, well,
take a moment. I got a little

821
00:54:00,239 --> 00:54:04,800
since Doug Brunn and the Christmas stuff. Yeah, I have a little Christmas

822
00:54:04,880 --> 00:54:07,440
game. Oh I love Christmas games. You got to fill in the blank

823
00:54:07,480 --> 00:54:12,039
to the song. We will get
to that next, but first bTB would

824
00:54:12,079 --> 00:54:14,760
fire Pizza and Grill and the mall
like Reese Rich you know, every month

825
00:54:15,280 --> 00:54:17,760
they come out with some of the
most creative specials I've ever seen a restaurant

826
00:54:17,760 --> 00:54:22,400
do it, and they do it
month after month after month. It's phenomenal.

827
00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:24,199
This month, I've had the French
toast burger. You've heard me talk

828
00:54:24,239 --> 00:54:28,840
about it. Phenomenal. Yes,
it's a half pound burger with cheese,

829
00:54:28,880 --> 00:54:32,239
bacon, egg, sausage, gravy
between two pieces of sour dough French toast,

830
00:54:32,559 --> 00:54:37,079
served with fries or I recommend the
chips. Phenomenal. I've also had

831
00:54:37,599 --> 00:54:42,320
I'm a burger guy. Yeah,
you'll know that Italian sub versus burger.

832
00:54:42,719 --> 00:54:45,760
It's capacla pepperoni, hot ham,
provolon, lettuce, tomatoes, onion oil

833
00:54:45,840 --> 00:54:50,679
mud. It's delicious, pile high, all that on an eight ounce burger,

834
00:54:51,119 --> 00:54:55,719
served with fries or chips. And
then a listener texts us and says,

835
00:54:55,800 --> 00:55:00,400
hey, I went out to bTB
and I had the Comfort Potato.

836
00:55:00,039 --> 00:55:07,039
It's an enormous baked potato stuffed with
fried chicken, corn and gravy. Choice

837
00:55:07,079 --> 00:55:10,480
of super salad, the Comfort Potato. It's only eleven ninety mine, I

838
00:55:10,559 --> 00:55:14,880
mean to meal. It'll feed you
for days. The Irish get very jealous

839
00:55:14,920 --> 00:55:20,480
of this. Get ten percent off
when you mentioned Billified ten percent off just

840
00:55:20,599 --> 00:55:23,960
for saying Billified with bTB Woodfire,
Pizza and Grill in the mall at Grease

841
00:55:24,039 --> 00:55:29,159
Rich Mack of All Trades the name
says it all five A five two oh

842
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All Trades Dot. Next, the Connors

843
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and Ferris Law firm. You know
what they focus on, workers comp social

844
00:55:36,559 --> 00:55:40,440
security, disability and personal injury.
You know what they bring passion. You've

845
00:55:40,480 --> 00:55:44,960
heard Greg Connors talk about the Buffalo
bills. You see that passion. He

846
00:55:45,119 --> 00:55:49,559
brings that, and Tom Ferris brings
that to Connors and Ferris. And look,

847
00:55:49,599 --> 00:55:52,360
if you're dealing with any one of
these cases, you want people who

848
00:55:52,920 --> 00:55:58,400
understand the complexities of workers compensation claims, understand dealing with insurance companies, employers

849
00:55:58,480 --> 00:56:01,320
and the legal system. Right,
that's so important. And bringing the passion

850
00:56:02,039 --> 00:56:07,039
to all of that. It's really
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851
00:56:07,079 --> 00:56:08,880
But if you call Connors and Ferris
a two six to two comp they're

852
00:56:08,920 --> 00:56:14,119
gonna advocate for your rights and strive
to secure the benefits and compensation you deserve.

853
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But most importantly, you have peace
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854
00:56:17,880 --> 00:56:22,639
and you know what that is.
That's a formula for success. So stop

855
00:56:22,679 --> 00:56:25,000
the worry, eliminate the stress,
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856
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made the smart choice and contacted Connors
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857
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858
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874
00:57:59,440 --> 00:58:00,280
digging in that. I was almost
gonna go into it. I'm like,

875
00:58:00,320 --> 00:58:04,880
this guy's gonna start singing right away. Whoever it is this boys of men?

876
00:58:05,159 --> 00:58:08,559
Oh No, sounds like you know
it, you know it? Come

877
00:58:08,599 --> 00:58:13,599
on now, baby, Yes,
Danny, I'm pretty good with voices.

878
00:58:13,679 --> 00:58:21,039
Yeah, yeah, Luthor a little
sexy Christmas. He sounds kind of like

879
00:58:22,280 --> 00:58:24,039
you can hear them. It's not
a bad call about them. That's pretty

880
00:58:24,039 --> 00:58:28,480
good. If you close your eyes
you can kind of hear Michael Bolton.

881
00:58:28,800 --> 00:58:31,039
Oh, it kind of sounds similar, just like I've always argued that Huey

882
00:58:31,119 --> 00:58:37,119
Lewis and uh David Ross sound yeah, we did. I think we did

883
00:58:37,159 --> 00:58:43,599
that here. Would you rather never
receive a gift ever again? You can

884
00:58:43,679 --> 00:58:49,239
never receive gift ever again? Or
give everyone in your family a sex toy

885
00:58:49,320 --> 00:58:53,639
this Christmas. Oh, I'm gonna
tell you, at this age, I

886
00:58:53,679 --> 00:58:59,119
would love. I'd love to give
everybody a sext to it just for I'll

887
00:58:59,159 --> 00:59:01,519
figure so out. I'll get him
a sex TOYE. What do you think

888
00:59:01,519 --> 00:59:06,000
your dad? Your dad has a
big personality compressor, so I get him

889
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:12,400
a blow up dough. There was
an episode of Tom Green Show where they

890
00:59:12,440 --> 00:59:15,480
went over to Tom's grandma behind his
back, and they gave her these vibrators

891
00:59:15,519 --> 00:59:19,760
and she thought they were there to
mix like, you know, like eggs

892
00:59:19,840 --> 00:59:22,320
and stuff with She's like, you
know, using with the food and so

893
00:59:22,599 --> 00:59:25,400
yes, this works great and actually
is like it's more helpful because it vibrates,

894
00:59:25,400 --> 00:59:29,280
and she's He's like, your pastords, you do this to my grandma.

895
00:59:29,400 --> 00:59:37,360
Really? I remember years ago my
dad had moved into my grandmother passed

896
00:59:37,400 --> 00:59:39,840
away, and my mom and dad
separated and my grandmother had a play so

897
00:59:39,960 --> 00:59:45,000
he just kind of moved in there
down in Jersey, but not right on

898
00:59:45,079 --> 00:59:50,639
the corner. A quarter mile away
was his aunt, my grandmother's sister.

899
00:59:51,039 --> 00:59:53,440
And my grandmother had two sisters who
had never married and lived together their whole

900
00:59:53,519 --> 00:59:57,719
lives. They were they were the
real life burden earning of my life.

901
00:59:58,199 --> 01:00:02,079
And they always lived together, was
Irene and Mary and Irene. So there

902
01:00:02,199 --> 01:00:05,440
was some kind of My father was
once telling me, he goes, hey,

903
01:00:05,519 --> 01:00:07,000
I can't believe this. Down here
he's living in Jersey. There's some

904
01:00:07,199 --> 01:00:10,480
kind of truck. It's a it
goes people have porn delivered. It says,

905
01:00:10,559 --> 01:00:14,320
right on the side of the van. You know such and such porn

906
01:00:14,360 --> 01:00:19,039
shop, blah blah blah blah blah. So I call up once and I

907
01:00:19,119 --> 01:00:22,039
say to him, Hey, I
got a delivery coming for you from Wait,

908
01:00:22,079 --> 01:00:25,119
wait what I go? I should
be coming by your door. It's

909
01:00:25,119 --> 01:00:30,760
gonna go by Irn's house. He's
gonna lose your b He's like losing his

910
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:36,039
shit over this. I think back. I tortured my old man. I

911
01:00:36,159 --> 01:00:37,840
tortured the ship. I stuck fart
powder in his coffee dug when I was

912
01:00:37,880 --> 01:00:42,760
fifteen, and that worked it fucking
he wound up in court. He went.

913
01:00:43,480 --> 01:00:47,480
We were on vacation visiting a cousin
and my dad had a side gig.

914
01:00:47,519 --> 01:00:52,559
He was writing ramps for something called
the Center for Missing and Exploited Children,

915
01:00:52,599 --> 01:00:54,679
not the national one, and they
worked with families who had kids that

916
01:00:54,760 --> 01:00:59,079
were abducted, and they worked more
with the kids who were left home because

917
01:00:59,119 --> 01:01:01,639
Mom and Dad's focus is on Doug, who's missing, but Danny and Billy

918
01:01:01,719 --> 01:01:06,440
are are kind of feral now,
right, Mom Dad's attentions all on this.

919
01:01:06,880 --> 01:01:09,960
So they would have conferences stuff to
get funding. My father would write

920
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:15,440
these grants, and we go down
to My dad's cousin had married a neurologist

921
01:01:15,559 --> 01:01:20,360
and he owned his own practice and
stuff, and they had a beautiful house

922
01:01:20,400 --> 01:01:23,079
on a golf course in Augusta,
Georgia, not the Augusta but Knights,

923
01:01:23,480 --> 01:01:29,000
and we go down there and my
cousins who are a little bit younger than

924
01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:31,440
me, and my second cousins,
my dad's cousin and their children had to

925
01:01:31,480 --> 01:01:34,360
go to school, so I thought
I was home. We had gone to

926
01:01:34,480 --> 01:01:38,000
the mall and his mom had given
us a bunch of money, and so

927
01:01:38,119 --> 01:01:42,039
we went to Spencer's Gifts and I
saw far powder and I bought it.

928
01:01:42,199 --> 01:01:45,280
Said right on the package, put
in a hot liquid and then stand back

929
01:01:45,320 --> 01:01:47,559
and watch the show. I'll never
forget it. So I figured out what

930
01:01:47,719 --> 01:01:52,400
coffee was my dad's dumped it in
there, and then I go off.

931
01:01:52,400 --> 01:01:54,840
Everybody goes to school and I stump
it in there and then I come down.

932
01:01:54,880 --> 01:01:57,599
I go, where's Dad? They
go, Oh, he went with

933
01:01:57,800 --> 01:02:01,360
Ed. What Yah had to go
up to Georgia because they're on the uh.

934
01:02:01,920 --> 01:02:07,280
They were in Georgia, South Carolina
for a hearing a kid had been

935
01:02:07,360 --> 01:02:09,719
beaten like with a belt and the
whip, and he was the neurologist who

936
01:02:09,960 --> 01:02:14,159
did the report on the child and
needed to testify in court. And he

937
01:02:14,280 --> 01:02:16,440
took my dad to go with him. My dad fucked all the way,

938
01:02:16,880 --> 01:02:20,760
my dad said. At one point
everybody had to leave the courtroom. He

939
01:02:20,800 --> 01:02:22,440
gets you're on these wooden benches.
He goes, I'm ripping. I can't

940
01:02:22,599 --> 01:02:27,360
move. It's farting. He goes, it's February. It's like mile down

941
01:02:27,400 --> 01:02:30,960
there. Like in the fifties.
Ed had a two seater convertible Mercedes convertible.

942
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:32,639
He had the top down because my
dad, I can't stop farting.

943
01:02:34,519 --> 01:02:37,239
It's all true, true, you
tell him? Yeah, I told him.

944
01:02:37,320 --> 01:02:39,840
She's got came. I came down
to the Hey, how you feeling,

945
01:02:40,480 --> 01:02:44,360
whispered to my mother because the night
before we had like baked beans and

946
01:02:44,480 --> 01:02:47,519
ham, and he's like, I
thought it was like repeating. All he

947
01:02:47,559 --> 01:02:54,440
said to me was get out of
my sight. I told I I forgot

948
01:02:54,480 --> 01:02:59,000
how much I tortured. It was
always kind of an I was always I

949
01:02:59,039 --> 01:03:04,159
was afraid of torture my mind.
Ever, even went I did, had

950
01:03:04,159 --> 01:03:07,440
all kinds of fun. The Morans
were very uh, I don't I don't

951
01:03:07,440 --> 01:03:09,119
even know what the word is.
But you guys were all smart kids,

952
01:03:09,199 --> 01:03:14,119
had smart parents. But you test
each other, yeah, incessantly. My

953
01:03:14,199 --> 01:03:16,440
family there was no testing, at
least not for me. My brother and

954
01:03:16,559 --> 01:03:20,920
sister might, but I I didn't
do. Doug's father's got a big personality.

955
01:03:21,119 --> 01:03:22,440
I love Dougs. Oh yeah,
he would be here in the next

956
01:03:22,480 --> 01:03:24,920
two weeks. I'm sure I'll figure
out a night bring him down. My

957
01:03:25,039 --> 01:03:30,280
old man now lives in that same
community, and he's decided to get a

958
01:03:30,320 --> 01:03:34,519
little more social. So they have
gathering sin it's all retirees there down in

959
01:03:34,639 --> 01:03:37,639
Jersey, Okay. So they have
like a main hall and they had some

960
01:03:37,960 --> 01:03:40,559
come down. It was Fourth of
July having a picnic. They were gonna

961
01:03:40,559 --> 01:03:45,119
have barbecue, join us. I
think he maybe paid a nominal fee and

962
01:03:45,199 --> 01:03:46,880
it was all people from the community. So he decided he needs to be

963
01:03:46,920 --> 01:03:51,440
a little more social. They played
a game there, Doug, and it

964
01:03:51,559 --> 01:03:54,800
was a game that I used to
swingers games, not far. It was

965
01:03:54,880 --> 01:03:58,920
a game that I used to play
at jack ASTs years ago when I did

966
01:03:58,960 --> 01:04:00,880
afternoons. You take a plum and
you put it between your legs stick out,

967
01:04:01,239 --> 01:04:03,639
and then the other person stands at
the other side of the room and

968
01:04:03,719 --> 01:04:08,119
they have a roll of toilet paper
between their legs, and you've got to

969
01:04:08,159 --> 01:04:12,719
go down and stick the plunger stick
through the toilet paper and come back.

970
01:04:13,199 --> 01:04:15,639
So my father goes, I'm never
going back to one of these things again.

971
01:04:15,719 --> 01:04:19,440
Wait till you hear the most disgusting
game that they play. I go

972
01:04:19,639 --> 01:04:24,000
what he goes, say, Ike
start laughing. He goes, could you

973
01:04:24,159 --> 01:04:30,360
imagine these are people in their late
seventies eighties, some of them nobody wants

974
01:04:30,440 --> 01:04:34,519
to see them doing this. They're
sticking plungers into move them to the villagers

975
01:04:34,559 --> 01:04:39,400
of Florida and wait for the phone
to ring. Oh he was out.

976
01:04:39,480 --> 01:04:42,639
He goes, it was the most
disgusting thing I've ever seen in my life.

977
01:04:42,920 --> 01:04:49,960
I'm never going again. Yeah,
that was the That was the bic

978
01:04:50,039 --> 01:04:53,880
thing. I would love to just
give us extray, just to see everybody's

979
01:04:53,920 --> 01:04:59,719
reaction. How would they were doing. I just know that you kind of

980
01:04:59,760 --> 01:05:03,800
fun as a as a thing.
All right, I have Christmas songs beeped

981
01:05:03,840 --> 01:05:08,880
out one word in the Christmas song. Okay, so okay, all right,

982
01:05:08,960 --> 01:05:12,079
and you have to run off to
bleep bleep rein deer the only one

983
01:05:12,119 --> 01:05:15,079
word. You have to tell me
what word is missing from the Christmas song?

984
01:05:15,239 --> 01:05:16,079
Okay, all right, here we
go. Here's the first one.

985
01:05:21,239 --> 01:05:36,000
We stop, Doug Pumpkin. Later
we'll have some coco. That's right.

986
01:05:36,320 --> 01:05:39,719
Come on, Danny, you do
that. I didn't. You did?

987
01:05:40,239 --> 01:05:43,480
This makes sense? Pumpkin doesn't make
sense for Christmas. Oh well, they're

988
01:05:43,519 --> 01:05:51,159
saying it, join in any rain
deer game. Then one Chris Sam came

989
01:05:51,519 --> 01:05:58,320
to say, it is Danny Foggy
Foggy, join in any rain deer game.

990
01:05:58,440 --> 01:06:02,000
When I was younger, I didn't
realize that Rudolph was a was a

991
01:06:02,079 --> 01:06:08,559
television creation. Yeah, because my
grandparents had every Christmas fifty story. Yeah.

992
01:06:08,559 --> 01:06:12,480
The one decoration they had was all
the reindeer over the garage carrying Santa

993
01:06:12,559 --> 01:06:16,599
Sleigh. But I'm like, where's
Rudolph. Were Rudolph's down here? And

994
01:06:16,639 --> 01:06:19,199
I didn't realize until maybe just a
few years ago, that Rudolf was not

995
01:06:19,280 --> 01:06:23,360
always part of the story. I
just love the Doug's friend, Dad's friend

996
01:06:25,039 --> 01:06:28,880
told his kids killed Rudolf. Yeah, I feel like I killed Rudolf.

997
01:06:30,400 --> 01:06:44,199
True story. Here you go here
one more Where are you? There's place

998
01:06:44,320 --> 01:06:45,599
to beep? Just right? Can
I hear that again? Yeah, of

999
01:06:45,679 --> 01:06:50,400
course you can. One more time. Here we go? Where hung where

1000
01:06:50,440 --> 01:07:00,039
you can see kisser one dougie boy
hollege? Yeah, but if you place

1001
01:07:00,119 --> 01:07:05,280
it, bet you could say fucker
once for me, we were I've planned

1002
01:07:05,320 --> 01:07:10,159
to go carolling, like with my
friend christ I'm serious, I've been for

1003
01:07:10,280 --> 01:07:13,440
what just you and her. No, we're gonna get another neighbor and then

1004
01:07:13,480 --> 01:07:15,760
well we're gonna walk down the street. One neighbor will drive us back.

1005
01:07:15,880 --> 01:07:20,320
We gotta go pee or you know, take a wait, a flight of

1006
01:07:20,480 --> 01:07:25,400
drinks and just three people are gonna
go whoever wants to. But it would

1007
01:07:25,440 --> 01:07:29,440
never be three people, no,
be she lives two doors down for my

1008
01:07:29,519 --> 01:07:31,639
dad. Actually sounds like it could
be fun. Yeah, of course it

1009
01:07:31,719 --> 01:07:35,440
would be. We've tried doing this
for ten years. We always have good

1010
01:07:35,480 --> 01:07:39,519
intentions. And then I'll text her
right now, Hey, we're gonta caroll.

1011
01:07:39,719 --> 01:07:42,639
You gotta follow through, you need
to sing all right, well,

1012
01:07:42,760 --> 01:07:47,559
hang on in this one. First
comes to stop him the lit room now

1013
01:07:48,239 --> 01:07:54,159
full? Sign up? Well another
word? Fill it? Fill it?

1014
01:07:54,280 --> 01:08:03,079
Well? Yeah, by the way, like down come. That's why saying

1015
01:08:03,119 --> 01:08:10,039
it doesn't kids good? Say,
first comes to stop in the the room,

1016
01:08:10,199 --> 01:08:15,280
now sign up? You're right?
Yeah, well I couldn't remember that

1017
01:08:15,320 --> 01:08:19,479
one. If you place those beeps
just right perfect, yeah, absolutely,

1018
01:08:19,560 --> 01:08:23,680
give me a little. I used
to love that, uh Jimmy Kimmel bit

1019
01:08:23,680 --> 01:08:25,880
when he would put the beeps in. I want to ask you. Have

1020
01:08:26,000 --> 01:08:28,800
you ever had to shop for somebody's
birthday around Christmas? Too? No?

1021
01:08:29,199 --> 01:08:31,760
Not your wife. My wife's birthday
is a day after Christmas. So now

1022
01:08:31,840 --> 01:08:34,960
it's like incredibly because I'm trying to
figure out, okay, what what Yeah,

1023
01:08:35,000 --> 01:08:38,119
you get her a pair of shoes. You put one shoe in this

1024
01:08:38,279 --> 01:08:45,680
one one shoe there. It's happy
Christmas, Merry birthday. My niece's birthday

1025
01:08:45,720 --> 01:08:48,439
is December fourth, isn't too bad? No, my sister was December third.

1026
01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:51,960
Yeah, yeah, that's tough.
Yeah what happens? Yeah, So

1027
01:08:53,039 --> 01:08:55,479
it's like, okay, so what
how do I Every year? I got

1028
01:08:55,600 --> 01:08:59,159
to do this because her family would
for years, they would spend Christmas Day,

1029
01:08:59,359 --> 01:09:01,359
yeah, you know, and home
because they want Her parents wanted her

1030
01:09:01,439 --> 01:09:05,119
to spend the you know, Christmas
morning with her and her brother opening up

1031
01:09:05,159 --> 01:09:10,000
their stockings and their gifts at home, waking up for their own beds,

1032
01:09:10,000 --> 01:09:14,279
and the next day they would go
to Indiana to see their family, her

1033
01:09:14,319 --> 01:09:16,399
mother's family, And so she had
to spend her entire birthday year after year

1034
01:09:16,720 --> 01:09:20,239
in a station wagon driving to Indiana. And it always sucks. So now

1035
01:09:20,319 --> 01:09:24,520
I feel like I have to make
up for all those years where it's like

1036
01:09:24,640 --> 01:09:26,960
her and her, and then she
was married with like this deadbeat for like

1037
01:09:27,079 --> 01:09:30,439
fifteen years too. So now it's
like I got to be a superhero on

1038
01:09:30,600 --> 01:09:31,840
like day after Christmas. Do you
want to take this one? Yeah?

1039
01:09:31,880 --> 01:09:36,079
No you don't. I'm gonna make
your breath. You tell me what you

1040
01:09:36,199 --> 01:09:39,920
want, make me a honeydew list
for your birthday. Yeah, if you

1041
01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:42,399
want to do nothing but cuttle,
hey, I'm good for that. Yeah,

1042
01:09:42,520 --> 01:09:45,479
you tell me too much? Christmas
is us birthdays? You, honey?

1043
01:09:45,520 --> 01:09:47,239
I think there's too yet. I
think there's too much pressure. Yeah,

1044
01:09:47,319 --> 01:09:49,600
I think, and I think some
of it I don't think your life

1045
01:09:49,640 --> 01:09:53,560
glasses, some antlers, some cooking. I think she told you about the

1046
01:09:53,600 --> 01:09:57,239
ship, you know, growing up
and how it was kind of rough.

1047
01:09:57,319 --> 01:09:59,920
I get to spend my birthday doing
what I wanted to do with my friends,

1048
01:10:00,439 --> 01:10:02,880
and I know you you're a sponge. You'll absorb all that. Oh

1049
01:10:02,960 --> 01:10:06,239
yeah for her, you will,
which is very loving and nice. But

1050
01:10:06,920 --> 01:10:12,199
get her sex toy. Yeah,
hours of entertainment, the batteries. Hey,

1051
01:10:12,359 --> 01:10:15,079
hey, I got you sex toy. Just go over aem watching the

1052
01:10:15,119 --> 01:10:24,159
game. So good to me my
birthday. I remember the say a wonderful

1053
01:10:25,840 --> 01:10:29,680
just a thought brandforest. I just
think that, yeah, the less is

1054
01:10:29,720 --> 01:10:33,720
more. I think you just being
cool, kind, danny loving, probably

1055
01:10:33,800 --> 01:10:39,680
better than anything she had. And
I think so seriously, And I'm and

1056
01:10:39,840 --> 01:10:43,880
you, whatever you do, you
probably go ten steps more than the average

1057
01:10:43,920 --> 01:10:45,039
person. She told me that.
Yeah, she goes, yeah, you

1058
01:10:45,119 --> 01:10:47,399
spoil me. Yeah, so there
you go. She expects it. Now

1059
01:10:47,520 --> 01:10:54,359
there's some Latto tickets. One ever
surprised her and get her nothing. Hey

1060
01:10:54,399 --> 01:10:57,199
I heard you hate your birthday.
Well, well one years. She's like,

1061
01:10:57,199 --> 01:10:59,119
do we should we really? Do
we really need to give each other

1062
01:10:59,239 --> 01:11:01,720
gifts? I mean, it's Christmas, I go, we don't have to

1063
01:11:01,720 --> 01:11:03,640
if you don't want tell you what
about your birthda? Oh that's different.

1064
01:11:05,119 --> 01:11:10,479
So you're getting nothing's getting gifts?
Right, Like I gotta get her a

1065
01:11:10,520 --> 01:11:16,039
separate tree. All right, Well
we'll take a moment. But first,

1066
01:11:16,239 --> 01:11:20,359
Iron Smoke Distillery in Fairport, New
York. Get ready for the holidays by

1067
01:11:20,399 --> 01:11:25,319
making a trip over there and stocking
up. And here's why. Sometimes you

1068
01:11:25,479 --> 01:11:28,800
forget people on the list. Maybe
it's a neighbor, maybe it's a friend.

1069
01:11:29,000 --> 01:11:31,479
Maybe it's somebody who you know through
your kids' soccer team. I don't

1070
01:11:31,520 --> 01:11:33,720
know, you've become kind of friendly. They show up at the house,

1071
01:11:34,039 --> 01:11:38,720
they've got something for you, you
need something for them. Nobody goes wrong

1072
01:11:38,840 --> 01:11:44,800
with a nice bottle of Iron Smoke
Whiskey. Forest Magazine says one of the

1073
01:11:44,880 --> 01:11:47,479
ten best outside of Kentucky. Come
on, baby, and then well why

1074
01:11:47,520 --> 01:11:49,239
not say to the person, Hey, you know what you like that?

1075
01:11:49,399 --> 01:11:56,119
Sometime we should meet over at Iron
Smoke Live Music Craft Cocktails. Tonight Judah

1076
01:11:56,199 --> 01:11:59,199
is playing. Judah is going to
bring their bluesy grit to Iron Smoke.

1077
01:11:59,479 --> 01:12:02,439
They cover like the Almond Bros.
Jimmy Hendrix clapped it in More and Then

1078
01:12:02,680 --> 01:12:08,119
Thursday December fourteenth. Blue twenty two. They're a four piece band that plays

1079
01:12:08,159 --> 01:12:11,680
a combination of early classic rock and
some of their original tunes as well.

1080
01:12:11,720 --> 01:12:16,279
You're gonna love it Blue twenty two, Thursday December fourteenth, Iron Smoke Distillery,

1081
01:12:16,479 --> 01:12:30,840
Fairport, New York. Baby ce
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1082
01:12:30,880 --> 01:12:33,159
of year where you're looking for delicious, grabbing go gifts and they have them.

1083
01:12:33,239 --> 01:12:39,279
Leo's has their famous festive and best
tasting butter cookies in town, all

1084
01:12:39,359 --> 01:12:44,079
decorated for Christmas for you. Plus, don't forget the canoli. Leo's makes

1085
01:12:44,079 --> 01:12:47,199
a variety of delicious authentic canoli and
mini cannoli. Pike up dinner to go

1086
01:12:47,319 --> 01:12:50,560
in the deli or order a hot
meal from Leo's Cafe. What's the best

1087
01:12:50,600 --> 01:12:56,640
thing about Leo's Say it with me? Everything on Deskbatch Drive in East Rochester

1088
01:12:56,840 --> 01:13:00,039
open every day. Red White and
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1089
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1090
01:13:04,680 --> 01:13:09,800
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1091
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1092
01:13:14,079 --> 01:13:17,239
their wrap up the year sales event
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1093
01:13:17,960 --> 01:13:23,720
a new twenty twenty three Jeep Renegade
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1094
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1095
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1096
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1097
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1098
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com and then their very sharp state
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1099
01:13:45,239 --> 01:13:53,880
Victor. Run Run Dog. We're
running away right now. Segment number four.

1100
01:13:54,000 --> 01:13:57,920
Merry Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays everybody. It is Boosday Tuesday. We

1101
01:13:58,039 --> 01:14:01,840
might be having us some dirty martinis
once again. Dan and Man on my

1102
01:14:02,039 --> 01:14:05,159
side, him shaking money, making
Doug it fresh, and the Man the

1103
01:14:05,239 --> 01:14:10,239
myth Sanna's favorite little Elf all the
way for the North Pole. Ladies,

1104
01:14:10,319 --> 01:14:15,079
get your candy keans ready for the
one and only the admal himself. Bill

1105
01:14:15,319 --> 01:14:23,840
Moran. Somebody just sent me an
idea for the show. Okay, tell

1106
01:14:23,880 --> 01:14:27,319
me what you think of this idea
still coming in via tech having Kevin take

1107
01:14:27,319 --> 01:14:31,840
a couple of days off. I'm
choking. Got a text as Sousie hears

1108
01:14:31,880 --> 01:14:38,600
this hera the show. You didn't
ruin anything. You didn't ruin anything.

1109
01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:43,680
I just always feel bad because I
think Kevin gets very sensitive. And yeah,

1110
01:14:43,760 --> 01:14:47,600
I think he does. Ok text, I think he gets upset and

1111
01:14:48,520 --> 01:14:54,199
I will save him some cookies.
He doesn't. He does not say anything

1112
01:14:54,319 --> 01:14:57,000
really to me, and I don't
want to be talking behind his back,

1113
01:14:57,039 --> 01:15:00,720
but it's a big back to talk
behind, so it's really it's a wall,

1114
01:15:00,119 --> 01:15:03,520
so the pat but he get,
he gets. He does get a

1115
01:15:03,600 --> 01:15:11,239
little sensitive with things. So the
other day I had talked to Greg Connors

1116
01:15:11,720 --> 01:15:17,119
about some some other legitimate business like
a business deal. Greg does a lot

1117
01:15:17,159 --> 01:15:23,760
of anyway, So I had some
kind of legitimate business thing, and I

1118
01:15:23,800 --> 01:15:27,199
said, by the way, if
you're having a bills on the brink watch

1119
01:15:27,359 --> 01:15:29,960
party, which by the way,
they did not win that game, ladies

1120
01:15:30,000 --> 01:15:32,800
and gentlemen, I just want to
say that they did enough. They had

1121
01:15:32,920 --> 01:15:39,520
one and a quarter good quarters that
I'm with you one and a quarter good

1122
01:15:39,600 --> 01:15:42,159
quarters. So I said, if
you're having that, and then can we

1123
01:15:42,239 --> 01:15:44,800
come and do the podcast after?
Now? I think you were here when

1124
01:15:44,800 --> 01:15:46,119
I brought it up. I said
to you guys, hey, after the

1125
01:15:46,159 --> 01:15:48,159
show, I got a couple of
things I want to run by you guys.

1126
01:15:48,479 --> 01:15:50,840
That was one of them. And
what did he say when I said

1127
01:15:50,840 --> 01:15:54,399
that? What did he say?
Gosh, come on, Dandy, you've

1128
01:15:54,439 --> 01:15:58,720
got a memory of an elephant for
every other goddamn thing. Don't leave me

1129
01:15:58,840 --> 01:16:01,720
hanging here now? Oh what?
Oh? What? You? So?

1130
01:16:01,840 --> 01:16:04,479
He said, I'm not going to
somebody's house. I wasn't invited to,

1131
01:16:05,279 --> 01:16:08,560
yeah, but I thought there was, and I go, come on,

1132
01:16:08,880 --> 01:16:11,239
I'm not going. That's right,
that's right. He said that. I

1133
01:16:11,359 --> 01:16:15,119
was confused because he claims he was
joking a little bit. Now, I

1134
01:16:15,199 --> 01:16:15,960
said, I would say this to
his face. That's why I have no

1135
01:16:16,000 --> 01:16:20,279
problem sing on the podcast. I
think he was legitimately bothered because he does

1136
01:16:20,399 --> 01:16:25,840
text with Greg a lot, and
he had reached out to Greg and none

1137
01:16:25,880 --> 01:16:29,600
of this had come up. So
this was all new news and he was

1138
01:16:29,920 --> 01:16:31,880
not happy, right because it didn't
come from him. It came so then

1139
01:16:32,039 --> 01:16:35,520
later on like the net, it
might have been. It was Saturday.

1140
01:16:35,800 --> 01:16:40,119
I remember because for the first time
in my life, I tried something to

1141
01:16:40,199 --> 01:16:44,840
help me sleep, thinking Saturday night, no Friday night, It's just say

1142
01:16:45,600 --> 01:16:48,119
no, no, no. This
was Saturday during the day because I wound

1143
01:16:48,199 --> 01:16:53,079
up doing pretty much nothing. I
became a bump on the log and I

1144
01:16:53,199 --> 01:16:57,079
had taken a Xanax to help me
sleep the night before. Would you get

1145
01:16:57,119 --> 01:17:00,119
it from? I had it from
a doctor leit It was just an old

1146
01:17:00,159 --> 01:17:03,680
one. But I don't place have
a certain half life. Yeah, probably,

1147
01:17:04,199 --> 01:17:08,319
who knows. So I took this
and it wasn't a heavy one,

1148
01:17:08,359 --> 01:17:10,920
but I did. It knocked me
out. I slept like a baby.

1149
01:17:11,359 --> 01:17:14,640
I went and I taught my boxing
class, but I really had I got

1150
01:17:14,680 --> 01:17:16,880
there right as I mean, I
took a lot to motivate me in the

1151
01:17:16,960 --> 01:17:20,279
morning to get going, and then
I came home and I had all these

1152
01:17:20,560 --> 01:17:24,560
grand ideas of things I was going
to do all day, and I wound

1153
01:17:24,640 --> 01:17:29,960
up just melting into my couch before
I went and saw you and Kevin starts,

1154
01:17:30,079 --> 01:17:31,600
Greg rights, Hey, guys,
can't wait to see tomorrow blah blah

1155
01:17:31,640 --> 01:17:38,319
blah blah blah, and Kevin goes
I wasn't invited, and I write back

1156
01:17:38,520 --> 01:17:42,279
in this group text because I don't
know why there's annex almost got me a

1157
01:17:42,319 --> 01:17:45,199
little edgy, and I was a
little grumpy. I was in there and

1158
01:17:45,359 --> 01:17:50,520
I go, I told you you
were invited, but of course you have

1159
01:17:50,640 --> 01:17:56,319
to be a big fucking baby.
Okay, now it's all coming back to

1160
01:17:56,359 --> 01:17:59,279
me something like that. I wrote
something like that, like in this what

1161
01:17:59,520 --> 01:18:02,199
was just a all busted happy tech. I write this like showstopper, like

1162
01:18:02,319 --> 01:18:05,880
it just a fucking needle comes across, because I'm like, God, damn

1163
01:18:05,960 --> 01:18:10,319
it, everything with you has to
be you gotta be what are we doing

1164
01:18:10,399 --> 01:18:12,640
here? And he's gonna go on, I'm not, No, you are?

1165
01:18:13,000 --> 01:18:15,720
You are sensitive? You get upset
by this, and I was not.

1166
01:18:16,000 --> 01:18:18,840
No one was picking on you,
No one was excluding you from anything.

1167
01:18:18,920 --> 01:18:23,319
Everybody likes when you're around. They
like having you, They enjoy your

1168
01:18:23,359 --> 01:18:26,239
company. Why are you doing this? So when he did that and I

1169
01:18:26,399 --> 01:18:29,319
just wrote back, uh, that's
not true. You know you were invited,

1170
01:18:30,199 --> 01:18:31,279
but of course you have to be
a big fucking bait. It's a

1171
01:18:31,359 --> 01:18:35,680
general invitation. It's not like Greg
text each of us individually, you know,

1172
01:18:36,159 --> 01:18:41,680
I mean Greg Greig's a busy guy
man, so yes, he gets

1173
01:18:41,760 --> 01:18:44,800
very sensitive with these things, so
he texted me the other day. So

1174
01:18:45,079 --> 01:18:48,119
when we're at Greg's house on Sunday, Greg has a huge spread. I

1175
01:18:48,279 --> 01:18:51,399
love going to Greg's house to watch
football games, right, and then all

1176
01:18:51,439 --> 01:18:54,039
of a sudden, like as soon
as a game's over, it's like rich

1177
01:18:54,079 --> 01:18:57,880
Stadium, everybody's gone. The only
thing that's left is just a mess.

1178
01:18:58,000 --> 01:19:00,600
You know, it's just a spinning
paper play on the floor as people go

1179
01:19:00,960 --> 01:19:05,079
talking out Thanks mister Connor's bye.
But it's a blast. Right. So

1180
01:19:06,840 --> 01:19:14,159
Kevin brought his wife and his two
sons over and a gift bag, and

1181
01:19:14,840 --> 01:19:16,520
I was like, oh, okay, but we're doing this now. So

1182
01:19:16,720 --> 01:19:19,640
during the podcast, he brought the
gift bag up, Yeah, and I'm

1183
01:19:19,640 --> 01:19:21,720
like it was for Greg, Yeah, for Greg, for Greg, And

1184
01:19:21,760 --> 01:19:25,680
I'm like, just an off the
cuff from Mark. I don't remember saying.

1185
01:19:25,760 --> 01:19:27,640
I must have said like, oh, we're doing the gifts now,

1186
01:19:28,279 --> 01:19:30,560
like you, because I didn't have
one, and I planned on doing I

1187
01:19:30,680 --> 01:19:33,640
just hadn't at that moment. I
didn't plan on doing one for like not.

1188
01:19:34,079 --> 01:19:36,399
I mean, I just wanted to
give one Greg for his hospitality,

1189
01:19:36,479 --> 01:19:40,119
Like throughout the year, he's been
awesome to us. You know, you

1190
01:19:40,199 --> 01:19:42,840
know, I have a couple of
ideas that I want to gift for him,

1191
01:19:42,840 --> 01:19:46,039
because like he's been, he's been
awesome and out of nowhere. Monday

1192
01:19:46,079 --> 01:19:49,039
morning, at text about eleven fourteen, AM, Hey, I hope I

1193
01:19:49,079 --> 01:19:53,119
didn't make it feel bad because I
brought Greg a Christmas gift. I go,

1194
01:19:53,600 --> 01:19:55,600
no, not at all. That's
it. That's all I said.

1195
01:19:55,880 --> 01:19:58,479
He writes back a paragraph. I
only did it because he's done so much

1196
01:19:58,520 --> 01:20:00,119
for me this year. Blah blah
blah ah blah blah blah blah blah blah

1197
01:20:00,119 --> 01:20:02,920
blah blah blah. And I thought
he was going to LA for the Chargers

1198
01:20:03,000 --> 01:20:05,439
game. It didn't realize that he'd
be home for this. I thought this

1199
01:20:05,520 --> 01:20:09,359
might be the last time I see
him before Christmas. I'm like, yeah,

1200
01:20:09,359 --> 01:20:11,600
I got it. Didn't think anything
of it. What's planning except myself.

1201
01:20:12,039 --> 01:20:14,239
When you sat on the show like, oh, I didn't know we

1202
01:20:14,319 --> 01:20:16,319
were doing that. I go,
no, I didn't think about it.

1203
01:20:16,399 --> 01:20:19,479
And like and even Beth goes,
yeah, you said on the podcast that

1204
01:20:19,520 --> 01:20:21,039
you were like, oh, I'm
like, well, yeah, I was

1205
01:20:21,039 --> 01:20:25,039
adding to the podcast, but I
didn't think anything of it. So I'm

1206
01:20:25,079 --> 01:20:28,039
like, okay, he's got a
big heart, so I think he felt

1207
01:20:28,119 --> 01:20:30,560
bad that he thought I felt bad. I'm like, I didn't what,

1208
01:20:30,960 --> 01:20:35,960
okay, Doug, I'm dodging a
bullet. There's no bullet. I'm not

1209
01:20:36,079 --> 01:20:40,279
in any of the group technic,
but there's no I haven't been over invited

1210
01:20:40,359 --> 01:20:45,920
to Greg. Yeah, we're gonna
win the super Bowl, and that's okay.

1211
01:20:45,000 --> 01:20:47,600
I ain't gonna want to hear that. Stay home and when I took

1212
01:20:47,680 --> 01:20:55,479
my dirty martinis and buy myself with
my sex swinging for a plant. Some

1213
01:20:55,600 --> 01:21:00,279
more, Ivy introduced that I don't
know like this. I don't even think

1214
01:21:00,319 --> 01:21:05,079
about that ship like I sometimes wonder
if I'm normal. I saw about giving

1215
01:21:05,119 --> 01:21:08,079
him a gift. Oh no,
no, no, I got that,

1216
01:21:08,399 --> 01:21:11,359
but I didn't even I didn't even
think to make a comment. I was

1217
01:21:11,439 --> 01:21:14,720
like, that's cool, I was. I was just being funny, like

1218
01:21:14,840 --> 01:21:15,800
I didn't care. I don't.
I know, I didn't, but I

1219
01:21:16,000 --> 01:21:19,239
wouldn't even think to make like I
don't know. Most of the time,

1220
01:21:19,399 --> 01:21:24,520
I truly believe this, and all
you know, all belief is just the

1221
01:21:24,560 --> 01:21:28,399
thought you think over and over.
I don't think anybody in life, and

1222
01:21:28,479 --> 01:21:31,560
I'm sure someone will go well,
You're wrong people. I don't think anybody's

1223
01:21:31,600 --> 01:21:35,800
out to do anything to me.
Do you understand what I'm saying? Upstate?

1224
01:21:35,880 --> 01:21:40,039
You whatever, if they are,
I burning a whole lot of calories

1225
01:21:40,079 --> 01:21:42,439
for something I could give two fucks
about it. I mean, you know

1226
01:21:42,479 --> 01:21:45,000
what I'm saying, Like, it
just doesn't it just doesn't matter. And

1227
01:21:45,199 --> 01:21:47,680
I realize how much you might control
somebody and not even realize it. Yeah,

1228
01:21:47,720 --> 01:21:49,520
but that's an awful lot of power. But that's what I'm saying,

1229
01:21:49,600 --> 01:21:53,159
is like I don't realize. No, I don't get I don't get caught.

1230
01:21:53,319 --> 01:21:56,720
I did at one point, I
really did, and then all of

1231
01:21:56,760 --> 01:22:00,880
a sudden, You're just like,
yeah, that's that fuck you and your

1232
01:22:00,960 --> 01:22:03,560
Christmas gift? What did he get
him? What was the gift? It

1233
01:22:03,720 --> 01:22:08,079
was a flask and four bill a
flask with the Bill's log on it,

1234
01:22:08,119 --> 01:22:10,960
and four shot glasses. Yeah.
I almost picked him up in the other

1235
01:22:11,039 --> 01:22:15,399
story tonight. They're right next to
the cookies. Just like you can't get

1236
01:22:15,520 --> 01:22:18,119
right, I go, is anybody
buying this ship? She's like, yeah,

1237
01:22:18,479 --> 01:22:24,159
some fat guy last week, but
bottom and asked if I could wrap

1238
01:22:24,239 --> 01:22:27,000
it up. I'm like, get
it now, you stop it. I

1239
01:22:27,079 --> 01:22:30,800
goes about this tall glasses. He
did not a shame. She goes,

1240
01:22:30,880 --> 01:22:35,479
that's said, I go, I
go. I'm like, they're kind of

1241
01:22:35,560 --> 01:22:41,279
nice. They're like, there's guess
who's not coming in tomorrow. Guess why

1242
01:22:41,640 --> 01:22:46,760
for him? You know how?
Oh, dude, get it? What

1243
01:22:46,840 --> 01:22:50,840
do you mean? Get what?
Oh? Please, it's just I'm saying

1244
01:22:51,119 --> 01:22:55,000
I loved him. I didn't have
with him. I said, he I'm

1245
01:22:55,079 --> 01:22:58,039
very grateful that he's part of my
life now. He wrote me something about

1246
01:22:58,439 --> 01:23:02,000
just and I I did get a
text, but not like Hay, just

1247
01:23:02,079 --> 01:23:04,640
something about Greg and I said,
I thought that was really sweet and kind

1248
01:23:04,680 --> 01:23:08,560
of you. That was very nice, very cool gift and very nice,

1249
01:23:08,920 --> 01:23:12,039
very nice. Did you see the
I O U a body massage? Because

1250
01:23:12,039 --> 01:23:19,399
gifts are give into I hope.
So I saw I saw a quote today,

1251
01:23:23,000 --> 01:23:28,039
and I saw a quote today four
by the way, reminder, in

1252
01:23:28,159 --> 01:23:36,000
case you on a stop after.
I'm just saying that over socks and four

1253
01:23:36,399 --> 01:23:41,239
four Yeah, Buffalo bill shot glasses
and flash. Yeah, they're next to

1254
01:23:41,319 --> 01:23:45,840
the butter cookies and the chocolate chips, sat of the oreos. Oh got

1255
01:23:45,920 --> 01:23:49,439
them sweating, Yes, Regie,
I thought that was a cool gift because

1256
01:23:51,439 --> 01:23:55,720
because like Greg Connor's like it is
the one guy who could probably get away

1257
01:23:55,800 --> 01:23:58,520
with sneaking that into the stadium.
She did say that. Everybody else was

1258
01:23:58,600 --> 01:24:00,399
like, you know, oh no, sorry, you can have that.

1259
01:24:00,479 --> 01:24:03,520
Oh your great counters about it saved
something for me. I saw this quote

1260
01:24:03,560 --> 01:24:09,399
and I thought it Doug, I
did. I thought it Doug, and

1261
01:24:09,479 --> 01:24:11,640
I thought of me a little bit
too, But I thought it Doug.

1262
01:24:11,800 --> 01:24:16,039
And I thought it Doug because I
have I think it might have been after

1263
01:24:16,079 --> 01:24:18,359
a couple of glasses of wine when
I send him the text basically, fuck

1264
01:24:18,359 --> 01:24:21,840
the rules, Doug, I think, And I'm not saying this, and

1265
01:24:21,960 --> 01:24:27,760
I hope that no one. It's
not meant to in light of anyone else.

1266
01:24:28,199 --> 01:24:32,119
I just you're very funny, very
likable, and I thought you're very

1267
01:24:32,199 --> 01:24:35,279
polished for somebody who hadn't done a
lot of comedy. And I've seen a

1268
01:24:35,399 --> 01:24:39,279
lot of comedy over the years.
You know, at all levels. I

1269
01:24:39,359 --> 01:24:41,640
have seen all levels. I've seen
that about that be anked with you.

1270
01:24:41,800 --> 01:24:45,720
I've seen the best of the absolute
best. I have rubbed the elbows.

1271
01:24:45,760 --> 01:24:47,880
I guess you could say. Since
I said, dinner with some guys who

1272
01:24:48,039 --> 01:24:51,880
really had really, really talented,
extremely funny people. And yet some of

1273
01:24:51,920 --> 01:24:56,640
the funniest people I know never amounted
to shit because they just didn't have to

1274
01:24:56,880 --> 01:24:59,960
drive behind it. They were just
alcoholic, drug addic, and they were

1275
01:25:00,079 --> 01:25:02,359
fucking funny. They were funny.
There were guys on construction sites and and

1276
01:25:02,560 --> 01:25:08,520
and other jobs I had that were
just phenomenal, usually Italian. But I

1277
01:25:08,680 --> 01:25:13,399
saw this and I I I think
that you. I hope you keep going

1278
01:25:13,479 --> 01:25:16,600
and pushing the comedy thing because you
saw him one night and I saw him

1279
01:25:16,640 --> 01:25:19,760
one night, and I think as
far as the stuff goes, man,

1280
01:25:20,359 --> 01:25:24,039
I thought it was great. I
mean, have you been on a stage

1281
01:25:24,159 --> 01:25:28,079
like not at the comedy in a
comedy club. You've been in makes and

1282
01:25:28,319 --> 01:25:30,640
please don't take this the wrong way, And I don't mean we did make

1283
01:25:30,720 --> 01:25:33,239
shift, like you go to a
country club and it's a comedy club.

1284
01:25:33,439 --> 01:25:39,760
It was the first time besides the
comedy contest, yes, that I was

1285
01:25:39,840 --> 01:25:43,359
on that I was introduced coming to
the stage. Put your hands together,

1286
01:25:43,560 --> 01:25:46,119
yeah, Doug Phelps, no so, And I told you Thursday, my

1287
01:25:46,239 --> 01:25:50,640
first show, I was literally shaking, yeah. And there was so many

1288
01:25:50,680 --> 01:25:55,800
butter and I was really nervous,
and which all that means is if you

1289
01:25:55,840 --> 01:26:00,720
can care. Yeah, yeah,
that's it. H But this is the

1290
01:26:00,800 --> 01:26:05,119
quote. I don't know Peter Strudwick
is who it's a attributed to, but

1291
01:26:05,199 --> 01:26:08,920
it's one that I've always had somewhat
of a belief. I don't know who

1292
01:26:08,920 --> 01:26:12,520
Peter Strudwick is. I don't know. It sounds important. You must dream,

1293
01:26:13,439 --> 01:26:16,680
You must ignore the pessimism and heckling
of the world and dare to step

1294
01:26:16,760 --> 01:26:20,680
into the biggest dream you can dream
and live it into reality. Even if

1295
01:26:20,760 --> 01:26:25,680
you are a hundred it's not too
late to dream. And I only say

1296
01:26:25,720 --> 01:26:28,720
that because I think a lot of
times you think like, well, I

1297
01:26:28,760 --> 01:26:31,199
get to a certain age, and
I mean, if you talk to women.

1298
01:26:31,720 --> 01:26:34,680
I heard, oh no, it's
women on that dating show. But

1299
01:26:34,720 --> 01:26:39,920
I've heard women say this, they're
invisible. They get to a certain age

1300
01:26:39,920 --> 01:26:42,880
and they're invisible. And I think
for a lot of us, you know,

1301
01:26:43,319 --> 01:26:46,880
you stop dreaming, and I go
I think everybody, everybody should take

1302
01:26:46,920 --> 01:26:53,039
a half hour a day and think
of that thing you really want to do

1303
01:26:53,279 --> 01:26:56,760
and picture yourself doing it and sit
for a half hour and just think about

1304
01:26:56,760 --> 01:26:59,720
it. Imagine it, imagine you
doing it, imagine you having it,

1305
01:27:00,279 --> 01:27:02,039
it, driving it, being it, living, in it, whatever it

1306
01:27:02,159 --> 01:27:04,920
is, do it every day for
a half hour a day, and I

1307
01:27:05,199 --> 01:27:09,439
guarantee something changes. It does change
as you get older. When I was

1308
01:27:09,520 --> 01:27:15,079
thirty and so vibrant going out to
California be a writer, and now possibility

1309
01:27:15,159 --> 01:27:16,479
is this. But you know what's
the next step? Now? I don't

1310
01:27:17,159 --> 01:27:20,920
neither do I I don't know,
but that is that's putting that movie on

1311
01:27:21,039 --> 01:27:25,680
YouTube and letting the world see,
yeah, Vinnie, you haven't watched it

1312
01:27:25,760 --> 01:27:30,159
yet. And I've actually wrote some
newer I am going to stretch dating old

1313
01:27:30,239 --> 01:27:34,399
women jokes to add time. Okay, so one of my new jokes is

1314
01:27:34,479 --> 01:27:40,359
that you know the pros and cons
dating an older woman, And a pro

1315
01:27:40,680 --> 01:27:45,199
is like, there's a cake every
weekend. She had thirty two grandkids.

1316
01:27:45,960 --> 01:27:50,359
I got eating food, devil food. I got cookie cake there then sometimes

1317
01:27:50,439 --> 01:27:56,520
two three times a day. But
you know you're getting that cookie, sugar

1318
01:27:56,560 --> 01:27:59,199
and como mode, and then you
don't want a full round. So she

1319
01:27:59,319 --> 01:28:02,600
slips me yagra and my chalk or
my coffee after we have the cake.

1320
01:28:02,680 --> 01:28:05,199
Now I got a heart on and
I'm a Type two diabetic. I mean,

1321
01:28:05,319 --> 01:28:11,399
so if we're working out, But
it's really funny and then you know,

1322
01:28:11,840 --> 01:28:14,800
Doug, she's seventy three. I'm
like, yeah, why don't you

1323
01:28:14,840 --> 01:28:16,520
go so younger? Twenty three?
Let me tell you something. If I

1324
01:28:16,600 --> 01:28:19,439
happen to get a twenty three year
old, yeah, and get her in

1325
01:28:19,520 --> 01:28:21,840
bed. I have a few drinks. You're funny, I'm gonna bang you.

1326
01:28:23,119 --> 01:28:26,720
She's not telling anybody. You might
get a selfie, you can rub

1327
01:28:26,800 --> 01:28:29,119
one off to the rest of You're
like, she's not telling her girlfriends that

1328
01:28:29,239 --> 01:28:31,520
she fucked old duckie fresh mister fifty
three year old. But at seventy three

1329
01:28:31,600 --> 01:28:35,840
year old, Oh, she's telling
her girlfriends, her lawyer, her banker,

1330
01:28:36,279 --> 01:28:40,680
her doctor, or go to college. And she's like, she's changing

1331
01:28:40,760 --> 01:28:44,279
her will. She's changing her will. Absolutely. That was the part I

1332
01:28:44,399 --> 01:28:46,760
was bringing up. I have I've
banged you know now I'm going even older.

1333
01:28:46,760 --> 01:28:49,520
I'm going eighty because i want to
sneak into that will. Okay,

1334
01:28:50,079 --> 01:28:53,640
And I've got I've got a couple
of things, because if you're in the

1335
01:28:53,680 --> 01:28:55,960
will, you have to go and
you have to have your name read to

1336
01:28:56,000 --> 01:28:59,239
see what you get. I have
a curio cabinet, got a plant,

1337
01:29:00,000 --> 01:29:02,760
and a parent named Walter. But
that Ferrari is coming around the border.

1338
01:29:03,359 --> 01:29:05,560
And the weirdest part is that you
show up at the will and their kids

1339
01:29:05,600 --> 01:29:09,039
are like, who are you?
Like, I'm a friend of your mother's.

1340
01:29:09,600 --> 01:29:12,680
When did you see her? Mondays
and Thursdays after Jeopardy for about forty

1341
01:29:12,680 --> 01:29:17,520
five minutes, Like my sude working
on that. I like that. That's

1342
01:29:17,560 --> 01:29:20,520
good stuff. The uh I want
to thing I'll tell you is they say,

1343
01:29:20,600 --> 01:29:25,520
you know, once she gets to
a certain age, the sex isn't

1344
01:29:25,560 --> 01:29:29,800
as hot. And I totally different
disagree because last month I was on the

1345
01:29:29,920 --> 01:29:34,439
side going, you know, just
and all of sudden here and I'm like,

1346
01:29:34,560 --> 01:29:36,520
what's that? She goes, that's
my hip replacement. I'm like,

1347
01:29:36,600 --> 01:29:41,600
oh god, if I can get
this thing out of joint nurse the doctor,

1348
01:29:41,960 --> 01:29:45,039
that is a story. You know, she's how epsy? How are

1349
01:29:45,079 --> 01:29:48,239
you? I need another hip?
Hold? Doggie Freshmans over my house the

1350
01:29:48,319 --> 01:29:53,119
other night. So we're working on
that. But that adds on a couple

1351
01:29:53,159 --> 01:29:55,760
of minutes here and there. Yeah, you know, I think it's good.

1352
01:29:55,800 --> 01:29:58,479
The uh I thought that. I
thought of you again today because I

1353
01:29:58,560 --> 01:30:04,520
did see h lollipop arms for Christmas, lowering their dog adoption fees by half.

1354
01:30:04,800 --> 01:30:08,960
Oh wow. Oh when I did
that joke about the dog god and

1355
01:30:09,039 --> 01:30:12,359
it went over great when I saw
you. Actually I do a longer bit.

1356
01:30:13,840 --> 01:30:16,880
Uh, you know, dog,
you should get a pet, and

1357
01:30:17,079 --> 01:30:20,039
like, like, what like a
fish? And like what the fucking fish?

1358
01:30:20,119 --> 01:30:24,359
A fish is something that you feed
till it dies. You know,

1359
01:30:24,479 --> 01:30:26,720
you pick it up, it's dead, you you flush it. It's been

1360
01:30:26,760 --> 01:30:29,720
a seven great years, Bob.
See you, Bob And You're like,

1361
01:30:29,800 --> 01:30:32,439
you could get a jubil her guinea
pig. And I'm like, do I

1362
01:30:32,479 --> 01:30:36,720
look like a twelve year old gold
from Indonesia to you know? And I

1363
01:30:36,760 --> 01:30:41,239
don't know why I say Indonesia.
And then I talk about getting a cat

1364
01:30:41,359 --> 01:30:45,039
and then getting a dog. But
the dog I want is a dog that

1365
01:30:45,199 --> 01:30:48,600
licks his balls the most at lollipop
And they're like, so you go in.

1366
01:30:49,560 --> 01:30:51,840
I don't know if we gott die
for this. It's like what kind

1367
01:30:51,840 --> 01:30:55,279
of for a baby looking for I'm
like, I don't care you want a

1368
01:30:55,319 --> 01:30:57,960
big dog or a small dog.
I don't care what kind of breed am

1369
01:30:57,960 --> 01:31:00,319
I look. All I want is
a dog that can lick his balls most.

1370
01:31:00,560 --> 01:31:03,399
I don't understand. I'm fifty three
year olds. Fifty three year old

1371
01:31:03,960 --> 01:31:08,960
and I'm single. I'm watching porn
six out of seven days. I don't

1372
01:31:08,960 --> 01:31:11,119
want to dog to judge me.
I want to dog look at his balls

1373
01:31:11,199 --> 01:31:13,760
right next to me on the couch. Well, I'm watching a Little Stitch

1374
01:31:13,840 --> 01:31:20,000
on the Prairie. I don't want
to fucking rescue dog. So wow,

1375
01:31:21,880 --> 01:31:27,520
inside the mine, inside the mind
a lot. I'm just saying, you

1376
01:31:27,600 --> 01:31:30,640
got a dream, that's what you
do. Yeah, absolutely, just if

1377
01:31:30,640 --> 01:31:32,920
your dreams are big. If you
dreams an't scary, they're not big enough.

1378
01:31:34,720 --> 01:31:38,920
It is. It is scary,
Yes it is. I'm not gonna

1379
01:31:38,920 --> 01:31:41,079
step back, but I'm a kind
of wait for a cop. I do

1380
01:31:41,239 --> 01:31:45,359
have a show in Depew in March. You just confirmed I'll be in,

1381
01:31:45,920 --> 01:31:49,159
And now the goal is just to
get more time, ye, Danny Liberto.

1382
01:31:49,520 --> 01:31:56,920
We drove to a show in Baldmosville, which was just a birthday party.

1383
01:31:58,439 --> 01:32:01,119
But you know what else I gotta
do is crowd work? Yeah,

1384
01:32:01,239 --> 01:32:08,279
because it is. You're watching the
shows on Netflix, comedy shows that he's

1385
01:32:08,359 --> 01:32:10,359
up there for an hour. He's
not doing crowd work. But if you're

1386
01:32:10,399 --> 01:32:14,399
at Carlson or a laugh Factor or
whatever you're you're interacting with the crowd.

1387
01:32:14,800 --> 01:32:18,319
So I gotta do some of that. I I had a little joke,

1388
01:32:18,479 --> 01:32:21,439
you know. The only the only
interaction and you can practice with me,

1389
01:32:21,520 --> 01:32:25,640
Dan. The only interaction I've had
is having my nephew pretend he's part of

1390
01:32:25,680 --> 01:32:29,199
the crowd. He's twelve years old. Okay, so you pretend you're my

1391
01:32:29,359 --> 01:32:31,600
cousin, my my nephew, Chris. Okay, so Chris, you're in

1392
01:32:31,640 --> 01:32:35,560
eighth grade, right, Yeah,
your teacher got big tits. Yeah she

1393
01:32:35,640 --> 01:32:41,840
does. And that's when my sister
asked me to leave. So so it's

1394
01:32:41,920 --> 01:32:45,000
not working out. I gotta I
gotta have some steps. I love to

1395
01:32:45,039 --> 01:32:45,880
be a plant in your crowd.
Just be like you give you a fake

1396
01:32:45,960 --> 01:32:50,479
name, and it was good.
Dandy does well with Eddy. So let

1397
01:32:50,520 --> 01:32:54,560
me do a real quick do the
likes the Christmas like? Yes, okay

1398
01:32:54,560 --> 01:32:58,159
with the Christmas lights? So liking
me on Facebook? I got, I

1399
01:32:58,239 --> 01:33:01,279
got my parents, Kathy and Dave
Phelps, Mellows, Jennifer Watt, what

1400
01:33:01,840 --> 01:33:06,880
Melanie Klein, Mary Beth Gates from
uh Marylynd Gates. Oh, Amy,

1401
01:33:06,920 --> 01:33:15,079
I just been a longtime friend.
Susie Lekinger Kathy Burns. She's a recent

1402
01:33:15,399 --> 01:33:17,840
breast cancer survivor. Over the summer. Good for her, God blessed.

1403
01:33:18,239 --> 01:33:24,119
Danielle Carr, my sister Kelly,
who has my h nephew Christopher. Sounds

1404
01:33:24,159 --> 01:33:28,680
like you just want to Oscar Andrea, Lucy in the sky with diamonds,

1405
01:33:28,920 --> 01:33:35,079
Russamon, Caitlyn Kleak, Brenda Rodwell
who she is a work of our Chris

1406
01:33:35,159 --> 01:33:41,920
English, Chris Daniery. It's like
Keller b Barb Moore in Kentucky. We're

1407
01:33:41,960 --> 01:33:45,359
going viral here, Kevin Morning,
Kentucky Farm. Yes, Jimmy Lynn,

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Sue McClair, chance, gasp for
Dan van Allen. If I missed anybody,

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01:33:50,319 --> 01:33:53,560
Thank you so much? Do you
guys? Everybody? We got plenty

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01:33:53,600 --> 01:33:59,159
of time. Go three minutes forty
seconds. Oh, don't forget to call

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01:33:59,239 --> 01:34:01,800
him to zero six, eight sixty
six. Give us your reason why you

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01:34:01,800 --> 01:34:06,199
should win one hundred dollars gift card
to the Woodcliff. I didn't think it

1413
01:34:06,279 --> 01:34:10,039
was posting, so I kept hitting
posts. Now I was posted eight times

1414
01:34:10,119 --> 01:34:13,680
on my book face, So thank
you. That's pretty nice to you.

1415
01:34:13,920 --> 01:34:17,880
Yeah, tomorrow we will have Tyler
Dunn, who wrote the I guess controversial

1416
01:34:18,000 --> 01:34:24,359
article. Well, well we'll nicely
get him. I'm blind about that a

1417
01:34:24,359 --> 01:34:28,640
little bit we'll get some insight on
that. And uh, we'll also have

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01:34:28,760 --> 01:34:34,079
a chef who's a private chef,
but we'll talk about cooking with THC.

1419
01:34:34,760 --> 01:34:40,000
Interesting. Yeah, might even bring
in some infused meatballs. I don't know

1420
01:34:40,479 --> 01:34:44,239
that would be cool. Oh are
you getting any Christmas cars sent to you

1421
01:34:44,359 --> 01:34:46,079
here? You should start hanging up
up on the wall. I haven't,

1422
01:34:46,199 --> 01:34:49,399
Yeah, I haven't even I love
hanging Christmas cards and I do love it

1423
01:34:49,399 --> 01:34:55,760
and I and I bought twenty the
other day, and uh, I do

1424
01:34:55,840 --> 01:34:58,520
make matle Christmas cards. Go to
Walgreens. I don't even have a tree.

1425
01:35:00,000 --> 01:35:02,159
There's ten openings. So I look
at the pictures and one of them

1426
01:35:02,279 --> 01:35:08,920
is just stuff that's happened throughout the
year. Then I I have my address

1427
01:35:09,039 --> 01:35:11,319
book and it just you know,
a couple of minutes of writing. You

1428
01:35:11,359 --> 01:35:14,520
know, my aunt Maureen, my
uncle John passed away about eleven years ago,

1429
01:35:14,960 --> 01:35:16,720
and I just think about her.
My throwery text and a little note

1430
01:35:16,760 --> 01:35:21,119
inside and you know ABC, and
its cool. Yeah, So I got

1431
01:35:21,119 --> 01:35:25,439
another forty coming its way. I
want to make sure they look good.

1432
01:35:26,279 --> 01:35:30,800
And then I was thinking of switching
out pictures, but it didn't I got

1433
01:35:30,880 --> 01:35:33,920
out of the Zamboni. One year, my buddy marked out the rink.

1434
01:35:34,079 --> 01:35:40,239
Uh yeah, I want to you
know something nice. I love the pictures.

1435
01:35:40,239 --> 01:35:42,840
I keep them up all yell.
I used to speaking to people's family

1436
01:35:42,880 --> 01:35:45,880
photos at sears. That's for a
copy. It's set it out. I'm

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01:35:45,960 --> 01:35:54,279
cutting duffy, I'm Bill Moran.
We'll see you tomorrow, brushing mouth.

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01:35:58,119 --> 01:36:08,399
You will see it up to be
just standing at my time, making Tennessee

1439
01:36:08,479 --> 01:36:11,119
he place, m hmm