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Hello, and welcome to Laura Kane
after Dark. Thank you so much for

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tuning in on YouTube or anywhere else
that you listen. We appreciate it.

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I'm Laura Kane. Oh my god, you look so fetching today. Thank

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you. You're welcome. This is
my co host, Eric Grimmer, my

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bff, my bff. We're number
two, number two. I'm your number

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two and now you're my number two. Do you how does it feel what

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to be number two? Does it
feel great? I'm good? Are you

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okay with it? Sure, I've
learned, I've accepted it, but it

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didn't feel good at first. Well, it's really not going to feel good

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when you find out that you're number
three. Oh god, Karen, I'm

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gonna I'm to get her. I'm
going to cut her, you know.

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And after I had lunch with at
Claya. Oh Claire, don't you steal

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clear from me? Already already taken. He's a friendstealer, he is he

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already he charms the pants off people
and then they become his friends and not

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my friends. Anyway. Hello,
welcome to the show. And guess what,

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Brian, Oh my god, I
was just about to mention, you

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know. Eric gave me such good
news. I'm actually in a bad mood

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now, so that's wait, he
gave you such good news that you're in

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a bad mood now, No,
that makes no sense. You know exactly

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what I mean. I know what
you mean. We'll get to this in

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a minute. This is a good
segue. Yes, he's whatever. But

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I was gonna say, Brian producer, Brian will be with the show or

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like in a matter of days,
with us for two years. You've been

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with us for two years, putting
up about antics for time. I have

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milk to this show. I have
two years and he hasn't told you yet.

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Well, no, he's what does
he He's received some pretty damn cool

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days. I have milked this show. He's gotten some courts out of gold

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mine. Yeah. Anyway, we
are celebrating Brian's to your anniversary, and

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it just so happens to be on
my actual birthday birthday, May twenty fourth,

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v a house resort and casino at
the George Michael We'reborn Concert. Wait,

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thank you, Happy birthday. It's
gonna be an absolute blast. Now

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if you want to go, we
have twenty five pair of free tickets for

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you. And this is what you
need to do. It's super easy.

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We're not going to make you jump
through too many hoops. You just have

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to follow us on Instagram, follow
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Subscribe to us on YouTube Laura Kan
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a comment on one of our posts
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lap chances. And if you go
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links to all those places. Yes, so, oh, thank you,

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Brian. Yes so, Brian making
it super easy for you. So the

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first twenty five people will get those
tickets, and if you don't get tickets,

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come out anyway. We're gonna celebrate. We're gonna have things to give

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away. Doors open at six for
us US meeting us, our podcast family,

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meaning you guys too, and then
the actual doors for the common people

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open at seven for the commoners,
and then the show begins at eight,

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which is great. It's gonna be
just a blaster to celebrate all around.

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Okay, real quick, can I
just tell the story about what happened before

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we started quiet? So Eric has
been teasing that he has both a gift

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for me and Laura big time.
Yeah, Laura's is apparently going to make

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her scream. God, I hope
it's not your mind. He says,

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you may wait your pasts. He
says he's never he's never spent this much

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money on me before. Ever.
We got you a stripper. What I

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know, I can't imagine what there's
really I can't imagine what it is.

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I don't know what. That's why
my problem because Eric supposedly he has a

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gift so good. People will literally
steal it if it's taken out in public

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and it's a gift from Keanu Reed
again, so I'm lost track, but

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he describes He's like, he's like, you will wet and ship in your

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pants. It's so good. Just
wait to see it. People will steal

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it. He's like, we can't
do it at the party, otherwise people

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might steal it. He says that
about my gift too. So we'll do

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it. When are we going to
do the next week? We're doing it

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next week. We're going to do
it next week. We have to do

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it next week. We'll do it
next week. Anticipations too much, Now,

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Okay, we'll do it next Thursday. Because we have Michael Brown on

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on Michael Brown's coming on what if
what if we don't reveal it until the

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party? No, never mind,
I don't know how we make that work.

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That'd be kind of funny, though. No, I want I want

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it to happen next week. I
can't wait now, I can't wait,

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and you can't wait. No,
I want us to do it next week.

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I want us not tell anybody until
the party. I know, but

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I don't know. I don't think. So what I can do is let's

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talk this out. I will between
shows give you your gifts, so not

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on the actual air, on the
video podcast YouTube okay, and then we

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can talk about it on Thursday show
and I will take a picture of you

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guys holding what I got you,
and then we'll reveal it at ye hus

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Okay. One last question. Can
both of the items, the item for

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me and Forlora both fit in your
bag? No? Which item that was

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either? One? Oh God?
Will you be walking through the door with

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by yourself with something under your arts? Like? Is it is it heavy?

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I hate him? I hate him
so much. It could be it

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could be heavy. I don't know. This is it's making me angry talk

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about it like it's like I'm so
excited. I'm angry. Mister predicto.

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Are we gonna love the presence that
Eric brings us? It's gonna be a

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one time it says, no,
doubtful. So he's building it up.

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I'm not excited. I'm not excited
anymore. Oh no, this don't know

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the way he's talking about. Okay, let me let me okay, Okay.

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What you're probably not gonna like it
is that sarcastic. You're just saying

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that just to now not be all
yeah, open them and be like I've

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seen better. No. I signed
by Keanu Reeves. I've got a couple

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of these. This is an impressive
Yeah. I know right, You're like,

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oh great, now I have to
get another frame. Yeah. My

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favorite thing is that is that me
and Laura are the usually the ones that

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odds that stuff, and this is
the one thing where we are absolutely the

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same, are totally on the same
side with this one. Yeah, it's

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big time. Okay, I have
something to reveal to you real quick what

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you should and talk about some I
was gonna say that I was. I

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have something big. I know,
I know, I know. Oh okay,

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before we play, Okay, I
have something for you to read.

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Jay Wartzler sent this to me.
Oh no, and Jay wants me to

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read it. I want you to
read it. Okay, he sent it

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to me. He didn't say he
wants you to read it, but I

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thought I'm going to have Eric read
it. Oh great. He loves jokes

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like you like jokes. Okay.
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Yeah. One sock cutter he cuts
socks. Two sock cutters, they

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cut socks. Four soft cutters they
cut socks. Say it faster. One

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sock cutter he cut socks. To
suck cutter. Two sock cutters they cut

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socks. Four sock cutters they cut
socks. Okay, okay, now,

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okay, then do this one one
smart fellow he felt smart. Two smart

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fellows they felt smart, Three smart
fellows they all felt smart. Okay,

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this doesn't work. Can you do
that? One smart fella he felt smart

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fellas they felt smart, Three smart
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smart pilla do smelt fort What about
one sock cutter he cut socks, two

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cocksutters, one cocksucker he suck cocks. Any read that? Why have to

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be so good at this? He's
yeah, he's never been tripped up by

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those. He never has a couple
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Okay, Okay, So this birthday
of mine, it's not like anything

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special. It's not like a it's
not a huge number. It's not a

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small but it's not sixty sixty five
is still a big number. It's nothing

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special. But I've decided that I'm
just gonna celebrate my life and I'm just

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gonna do fun things and they don't
have to be expensive. And so I

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okay, I've been wanting to do
this thing. I think I've been thinking

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about it for quite a while.
And then I saw a post from a

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woman and I got in touch with
her. We started talking. She has

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such an incredible story that she's coming
on the podcast the twenty third of May,

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the Monday, the twenty third.
She's gonna tell she's from Russia.

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She has like this really intense,
cool, great story. But anyway,

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that's what I'm about to show you. What I'm about to tell you,

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I feel is a no win situation
because no matter what, when you do

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this thing, people are not gonna
either like it or understand it. So

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I just have to be prepared for
that, and that's fine. It's for

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me. My father when he before
he passed, he always said he loved

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bald eagles. One time we saw
a bald eagle on a telephone pole outside

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of our home. It was the
most beautiful thing, and he took pictures

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and videos of that thing. He
loved bald eagles. He goes, when

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I die, I'm going to be
soaring the Rocky mountains. I'm going to

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be a bald eagle. So I
always thought. My dad died when he

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was sixty suddenly, and he was
my best friend and I could tell him

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everything and anything. I loved my
dad. He was the best dad ever

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anyway, So I always thought,
Okay, I'm going to get maybe someday

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it's how two of an eagle,
a bald eagle soaring in the sky.

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Please tell me you have like the
most patriotic American. So I'm about to

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show it to you. A girl
named Anastasia from Nothing Sacred Tattoo On University

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did this for me. And then
when when she was doing it, when

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we were talking, I'm like,
you have to come on the podcast and

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she's going to offer like a really
good deal like she has we have.

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It's a win win, So you
guys are going to really enjoy her.

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She's a really thick accident. She
was kind of nervous coming on. I'm

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like, don't worry. I'll help
you through it because she has a really

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cool story to tell. All right, are you ready? No? Okay,

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see here's here, Here we go, Here we go. He's gonna

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say, I know, I know
what he wants. If he brings killing

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her killer gifts. He probably hated
it, and that's fine. I don't

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care. You know what I am
accepting now, I'm showing everybody with the

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high probability that people are going to
not like it. I think you're hyping

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up the bad part of it too
much. I'm just I guess I'm just

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trying to prepare myself. Okay,
I have questions. Okay, but this

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may where is this could this could
potentially scar Brian a little bit? Oh

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god, so just he is.
I'm going to try to be as uh

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as uh hm gentle with this is
possible, Okay, if it's gonna scar

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Brian? Does this mean it looks
like an eagle flying into a cave?

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Let me my underwear up? Here
we go? Oh got taking her pants

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off? I'm not taking my pants
off. Ready, Okay, here we

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go. Let me make sure that
something is covered. Wow, I am

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scarred. Well, it's just like
bad. It's it's an eagle with the

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sun in the background. He's flying
up onto the sky and to my daddy

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right there, and it's you know
what. I love it And if you

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could see it, amra close there
it is. I don't think we can

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do an I don't think we should
know what. You know what in a

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great spot because when you're in your
eighties and you're on your back, it'll

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be completely covered. No, no, I'll be getting my third boob job

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by then I'll be eighty. There
won't be enough jobs we'll be able to

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fix it. Oh my god.
But anyway, she did an incredible job,

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just such a light hand. At
first, I was like, okay,

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she goes this is the one of
the most sensitive areas of all.

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I was like, oh no,
And then it started and I was like

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and then it was fine. You
really do have a light hand. So

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anyway, well, thank god it
wasn't on your vagina. What now?

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You really honestly thought you really really
when I said I got a tattoo,

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you honestly had thought that I would
get it on my vagina, you know,

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like eagle's nest. I could see, Oh my god, I could

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see you doing something crazy like maybe
here. But yeah, okay, you

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know, like actually physically tattoos.
You're she has been asked. Well,

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we'll ask her this on the podcast, the different things that people have asked

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her to tattoo. And you know
how many dicks she's been asked to which

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she will not? Yeah, I
bet, I mean, whoa, that's

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like torture. Can you imagine?
I cannot. I would never ask do

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I know? So anyway, there's
that, and I love it and it

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was one of my you do I
hate it? No, it's good.

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That's good, thank you, thank
you, thank you. So I'm really

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happy. It was really fun.
And we'll talk to her on this.

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Unfortunately no other man will ever see
it. But I know we'll never get

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that fun, I know. And
what do we have to say? Now?

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Remember what I told you? You're
not getting any more tattoos. No,

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I don't need anymore. I don't
want anymore. Okay, wait,

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let me ask you something unless yes, let's see. Okay, let's let's

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see. Let me think about something. If by some horrific chance Eric were

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no longer with us and I wanted
to memorialize Eric on my body. What

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would I get? I'm not going
to get a chucky doll, don't tune

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actually my lower bag. No,
a little chucky doll will be awesome.

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She memorializes her dad with a beautiful
creature like an eagle, and I,

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I think the f b FF number
two. Get a chucky doll. I

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think that's great. A murderous toddler
great, I think perfect. God,

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I get that one in color.
There we go, so people would know

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it's me. I think that's I
think that's cool idea. I don't think

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wow, Yeah, I don't think
you as as before I die. I'm

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saying that I don't think I should
do it. Don't do anything to memorialize

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myself on your body. Please,
you should get a Wien your like like

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a Wiener tattoo that looks like a
like a crappy, like a drawing like

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the once he draws every single host
you. This is how you can memorialize

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me. Do you want of my
drawings to do it on your cheek?

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Oh my god, that'd be amazing. Drop you imagine like a small dick,

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like right right by your mouth,
right here. Oh that'd be great.

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Wait, we got to talk about
what happened to you. Oh Jesus,

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this is another phone call I received. I get many phones. I

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get a lot of freaking phone calls
from this one. He loves to talk

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on the phone. I do,
and he knows that I don't like it,

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and he does this on purpose.
But this was this He needed to

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tell me whenever I make a complete
fool out of myself in public, you

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get the first phone that. I
appreciate that because I need to hear about

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that. So I went to lunch
on Friday with our friend Claya and her

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sister clayat Dollhouse doll Face Club,
doll Face Club, and she have the

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cutest doll face outfit on and a
purse. It was she. I love

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her and her sister. I know
they're the best. And oh, we

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had so much fun. So after
lunch, I thought, I need to

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run over to Marshall's because we went
to Questo and just get some hand soap.

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So I go over there, get
the hand soap and then I use

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a toothpaste called Luminis and online it's
expensive, but they have it there at

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Marshalls. Yeah, for like I
don't know, five ninety nine or something,

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okay, and it's like an all
nath or natural teeth whitener and it

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works great. So I thought,
oh, maybe they'll have it. Sometimes

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they do, sometimes they don't.
So I'm walking through like that Health and

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Beauty and the one mission Value,
know how they have the like the shelving

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that go with all the product on
it that go, you know, and

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then they have the end caps.
So I'm wearing one of her sweatshirts,

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black pants, and my big huge
Carl Lagerfeld combat boots okay, oh boy,

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because they play a part in this. So I turned the corner and

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there's a cart in the aisle with
a bunch of stuff in it. There's

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a woman looking at one of the
chaosks, and there's an employee putting stuff,

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taking stuff out of boxes and putting
them on the shelves. And there's

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a narrow path between the cart and
the shelves where the products are, and

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I mean I can maneuver through just
fine, right right right. Well,

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I didn't think that my boots were
so big, so as I tried to

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go around the rubber heel caught on
the on the shelf, on the bottom

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part of it, and I start
to go over, oh like I and

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I'm trying to regain my composure and
my steps and I just like it looked

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like a newborn fawn, like I
was tripping over myself. Is your life

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flashing before your eyes? And my
thought bubble was just drop what you're holding

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and put your arms out. Yeah, you're knock your teeth out right.

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So I did. And when I
did it, I hit the end cap.

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When I fell face down, my
phone went flying. The product went

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flying. I hit the end cap
and it fell over what all ell the

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entire thing was on it, like
eyelashes and lip bombs and whatever else.

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They were all over the floor on
the front and the back. Oh,

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like a whole shelf, an entire
like five foot tall kiosk with product on

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the little hangars. Did it make
a big sound? It sounded like a

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bomb went off, And so I
screamed because it was so loud. So

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all of a sudden, I hear
people going, oh my god, are

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you okay? And I'm so embarrassed
and horrified, like and I'm I'm starting

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to get up, and you know, a lady's handing me my phone and

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the product and a pair of toenail
clippers, and I'm like, well,

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i don't know where these came from, but I'm trying to hang them on

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a kiosk. And the employees like, sir, are you okay? Oh

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my gosh, and I'm like,
yeah, I'm fine. I wish we

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could have the store video camera,
Oh my god, video survey. And

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so I stand up and because I'm
all in black, I'm filthy dirty.

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Oh yeah, the floors in there
are no Oh my god, I'm I'm

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just gray at this point. So
I'm like, no, I'm fine,

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and I turn and looked at I've
got my phone, I've got the product.

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I turn and look and there must
have been about twenty people like running

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over the look because you could have
heard that thing oh through the whole store.

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Oh like, it was so loud. So I just paid for my

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product and left. I would have
just left the product champed out. It

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was almost well that's crazy, the
music, Yeah, it was. It

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was. I mean, I was
just like, oh, well, the

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line's not long. You needed that
Luminix toothpaste. Oh, it wasn't even

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there. It wasn't even there some
other thing, and if it was,

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it was probably three asles over.
After that whole Kiosk fell over, I

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was like, I'm not no,
oh, Brian, what's up with you?

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Okay. Over the weekend I went
to hold On, I know,

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so I completely forgot about this.
So, you know, she's like,

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are you okay? Are you okay? And I'm like, yeah, yeah,

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I'm fine. So I stopped by
Trader Joe's, go you know,

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go home, get out of my
car. Animal. I get in the

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house and I'm like, oh,
I don't even want to look. I

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pull my pants down and look in
the mirror and I have road rash from

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my right hip. So is that
what that was a picture you sent me?

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Yes, going all the way down
to my right knee. It's like

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big gashes and all this red.
Like thank god, grab it didn't break

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his hip, thank god. And
then I've got like a big old thing

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there. I'm like, oh my
god, thank god, Clay. She

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would have been like, who yeah, I or not know this version?

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Yeah after dark? What anyway?
Okay. So over the weekend I went

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to the radio shell oh yeah,
down because they were doing a performance of

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Rare's The Lost Arc with a live
orchards. Oh yeah, that was really

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cool. I saw that two years
ago and it was amazing what they showed

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the movie with a live So they
have the movie playing on like three big

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screens and then they have the orchestra
playing the music accompaniment throughout the entire movie

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and they take an intermission. It
is pretty, it's pretty cool. It's

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really cool. Like it's kind of
hard to like. There are definitely parts

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of it that don't sound as good
because they don't have any like live mixing

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they do in post production. But
there's something to be said about it,

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like it is, it's pretty,
it's pretty cool. It is it's really

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cool. It's really neat. And
I ended up buying I thought I just

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got this, you know, good
seats. I end up buying actually a

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private table accident. Oh did you
we got well, there was like two

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other people there, but we got
a table where we could have ordered food,

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but we did because it was very
expensive. What kind of levels are

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I mean, what kind of level
of seats can you get? I've never

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been to the Rady Shell. You
have to do that's nice. So they

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have the lawn which can bring chairs
for I don't remember how much liss you

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can bring chairs, like you have
to bring chair they are like seventy five.

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I doubt they're that much because my
ticket was only like our tickets are

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like one hundred and fifteen per seeds, so I don't think there's I bet

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they're like fifty to sixty. So
we have a lawn seat. It's lawn

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where you can bring your own chair, and so they have that ticket.

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And then there are rows they're like
the rows like typical seating. I don't

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know much those are, and those
are pretty those are fairly close, they're

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all right. And then we are
in the like the first row of private

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tables, and those are pretty nice
and they're pretty spacious and like you know,

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you could you can order food and
stuff, and it's pretty close to

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the actual shell too. And then
they have like the expensive ones or like

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the like what they call the orchestra
pit seating even though it's not by the

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orchestra, but that's like right up
to the front, and that is private

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tables too, So I don't know
how much those I think those were like

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two hundred pieces because I think ours
were like one fifteen to one fifty a

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piece. Does the Rady Shell go
all year Do they have a season?

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Uh? Oh? Actually it was
pretty cold down there though. Yeah,

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and it gets cold because it was
red on the water. Yet it was

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only sixty three, but the windshill
was pretty rough. So I don't think

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it's open all year round. I
think it's just a certain season that they're

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open open. Yeah, it's really
cool. I'm sure they're not open to

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December, but yeah, it was. It was really cool though. You

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know, obviously a huge Indiana Jones
fan, so that was fun. If

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I you know, if I could
choose next what signs, it would definitely

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be a Harrison Ford It may be
a Temple of Doom poster signed. So

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how old is Harrison Ford right now? Seventy? No, he's older than

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that, he's eighty. You about
getwork, get on that. I already

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have myself a note. Did you
really note about it? See? Well,

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so I have all the Indiana Jones
posters obviously. My favorite one though

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is actually the he's eighty one.
Wow, he looks great? He does.

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Yeah, you didn't really prefer that
last movie that, I mean,

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the Last Destiny. I did not
care for it. No, I do

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not want its poster. The poster
is all right, but I don't want

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it because I don't like the movie. Oh okay, no, but you

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might just have to take what you
get. That's fair, that's totally fair.

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I'll take it. I don't want
it. If it's not. If

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it's that poster, you can send
it back to my I saw a very

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good movie the other night. Oh
yeah, Civil War. Okay, I

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haven't seen it. I heard about
it on Netflix or no, I rented

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it. It was good, okay, I think it was on Amazon Brain.

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There's something coming up called Black Rabbit
with Jason Bateman and somebody else cool,

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and it's on Netflix and I don't
know when it comes out. I

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just saw a commercial for it,
and I'm like, this be good.

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I didn't see like the actual teaser, but I just saw like a picture.

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I'm like, whatever Jason Bateman is
in watching, I am watching.

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But I watched the Table Vision series. Yeah, oh it is what It's

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on a channel? No, it's
a Netflix okay. Jason Babman and Jude

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Law the star in new limited series
Black Rabbit. Jude Law. Jude Law

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like him. I like him.
And it doesn't give you really much of

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anything else, does it? I
just know. Oh, Jason baby Nelson

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directs it too. Oh, this
is gonna be good. I saw Baby

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Reindeer again, the whole entire thing
with Evan and her friend. We binged

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it again and I got the fact
that that is a true story. Is

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mine boggling. And now she's coming
out the wantings. No what she saying.

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She's saying that she was misrepresented.
Oh yeah, well they say,

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you know, to cover his tracks. They say semi autobiographical. Right,

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three things okay, and it's all
regarding my songstresses. Oh boy, Madonna,

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Yes, new record. She did
two nights ago. Her final Celebration

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tour concert was in Rio de Janeiro
one. It was free. Almost two

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million people attended it. Now that
must have made her feel so good.

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It looked I watched it on YouTube. That is two million people must be

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insane. But here's a thing what
I would have never And I've been to

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every Madonna concert that she's ever done. I'm a huge Madonna fan. The

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price of those tic sis time we're
so outrageous. You watch that thing on

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YouTube, it's like you have a
front row seat. It's all filmed,

406
00:30:56.720 --> 00:31:02.680
it's professionally done. It's not on
somebody's eye, and it was incredible.

407
00:31:02.720 --> 00:31:04.400
All right, how much is the
cheapest ticket? When is it coming?

408
00:31:04.400 --> 00:31:07.039
When she comes down? Oh,
she's done. Oh this was the last

409
00:31:07.240 --> 00:31:11.440
I was going to go to LA
to see her. Yeah, and the

410
00:31:11.480 --> 00:31:15.119
nosebleed seats were like five hundred bucks
apiece. That's same with like insane.

411
00:31:15.200 --> 00:31:18.640
Yeah. So I was like,
no, sorry, I mean justify that,

412
00:31:18.839 --> 00:31:22.319
and I mean I'm never that far
away to see her. And I

413
00:31:22.359 --> 00:31:26.759
was like, no way, I
would never pay that much and said that

414
00:31:26.799 --> 00:31:29.200
full. Let's once you get through
with like the fees too, it's like

415
00:31:29.240 --> 00:31:30.599
six hundred and fifty. Yeah,
because I went, me and my my

416
00:31:30.640 --> 00:31:33.880
girlfriend got tickets to kg el Fant
when they come to San Diego in July,

417
00:31:34.559 --> 00:31:37.240
and I think our tickets were like
one hundred and ten each and end

418
00:31:37.319 --> 00:31:40.279
up costing like three hundred and fifty
bucks. I'm like, dude, that's

419
00:31:40.440 --> 00:31:42.720
crazy, Yeah, it's nuts.
I look to see if there were any

420
00:31:42.960 --> 00:31:48.079
justin Timberlake tickets left. He's he's
here May fourteenth, and it sold out,

421
00:31:48.799 --> 00:31:55.160
but there were like spotty ones.
There was one the very top,

422
00:31:55.440 --> 00:32:00.240
tippy tippy top last nose, but
three hundred and eighty five. That was

423
00:32:00.319 --> 00:32:05.799
ridiculous. What I mean it was
one of the best shows I've ever seen.

424
00:32:06.039 --> 00:32:07.960
His first the first time I saw
him, I was like blown away.

425
00:32:08.160 --> 00:32:10.480
I loved it. In two thousand
and six, I loved it.

426
00:32:10.519 --> 00:32:15.559
Then I saw it again in twenty
sixteen. Still great. I can't stand

427
00:32:15.559 --> 00:32:20.000
his face. Well, isn't that
a mean thing to say? Okay,

428
00:32:20.119 --> 00:32:22.000
how dare you say about my justin? I won't. I won't go into

429
00:32:22.559 --> 00:32:29.480
just Timberlake. I hated his last
album. It was awful. What was

430
00:32:29.480 --> 00:32:30.839
his last movie? I actually don't
know. It was last I'm thinking of

431
00:32:30.880 --> 00:32:35.079
in time? Was his last one? Was? No? The last one

432
00:32:35.079 --> 00:32:37.759
that he did was really good?
No, it was really good. Which

433
00:32:37.839 --> 00:32:42.519
one? Well, there was one
called Parker that was really good. I

434
00:32:42.519 --> 00:32:49.319
think it was called Parker. And
then he just did one with what's her

435
00:32:49.440 --> 00:32:53.200
name? I'll look it up.
Okay, But three of my songstresses have

436
00:32:53.319 --> 00:32:59.240
new music out. Oh god,
I wit she's a songstress? Now,

437
00:32:59.480 --> 00:33:05.799
Yes, I did you hear it? Yes? I bought both of them.

438
00:33:05.839 --> 00:33:09.559
Okay, what's thee A song called
I Love It's we saw Sea together?

439
00:33:09.759 --> 00:33:13.079
We didn't. It was the worst
concert I've ever seen. Wait,

440
00:33:13.160 --> 00:33:17.119
what I think is her only good
song. Oh no, I love her.

441
00:33:17.480 --> 00:33:21.640
But remember she never came on stage. She just stood in the back.

442
00:33:21.720 --> 00:33:24.359
That was like fantastic. She sat
in the she stood it. She

443
00:33:24.400 --> 00:33:28.839
stood in the corner and sang while
she had all of her dancers, and

444
00:33:28.880 --> 00:33:35.279
like it was so weird. Wait, don't play I can't play it well.

445
00:33:35.599 --> 00:33:38.480
And my Kate Hudson, Oh Kate, she has a good voice.

446
00:33:38.480 --> 00:33:43.960
But now she's a pop star.
What's a song called it's don't play?

447
00:33:44.400 --> 00:33:46.960
Don't play it. I'm gonna find
out. Okay, I gonna find out.

448
00:33:47.359 --> 00:33:52.480
And it's good, it's great.
Which of the three is your favorite?

449
00:33:52.119 --> 00:33:55.680
Probably do a lipa? Okay,
yea lipa is really hot? All

450
00:33:55.759 --> 00:34:00.480
right, I'm going to finally end
with this. Now, apparently where jen

451
00:34:00.880 --> 00:34:05.480
X your gen z uh Yeah?
I think I missed a call for Millennial

452
00:34:05.519 --> 00:34:07.800
by like six issues. Okay,
here are things that we're not supposed to

453
00:34:07.840 --> 00:34:12.960
say anymore, that you guys now
say, and so we have to now

454
00:34:13.519 --> 00:34:16.039
these are outdated terms, and these
are the new terms. You can't say

455
00:34:16.039 --> 00:34:20.960
them. No, we are supposed
to now say these because you guys say

456
00:34:20.960 --> 00:34:24.280
these. Okay, here instead of
yolo, you only live once, Yolo

457
00:34:24.480 --> 00:34:28.519
is that what that means? We
don't say that anymore. You never knew

458
00:34:28.519 --> 00:34:32.480
that, No, you only live
one. I just recently found out what

459
00:34:32.559 --> 00:34:37.800
goat meant. I did not know
what greatest of all time? Yeah,

460
00:34:38.119 --> 00:34:40.960
no, one really uses it as
the all times Since you see on that

461
00:34:42.159 --> 00:34:44.599
like the roast of Tom Brady,
no, I need to see that.

462
00:34:45.599 --> 00:34:50.199
You better be ready for your ears
to fall off. Why, well,

463
00:34:50.719 --> 00:34:55.519
all the roasts are amazing filthy it
is. Didn't get mad at someone I

464
00:34:55.559 --> 00:35:01.639
would wouldn't be surprised so mean,
I wouldn't. Who would he be the

465
00:35:01.639 --> 00:35:06.400
maddest at? Oh my, I
couldn't even tell. You couldn't who was

466
00:35:06.480 --> 00:35:13.280
the meanest everybody? Yeah, the
roast I will say, like the roast

467
00:35:13.320 --> 00:35:15.920
of Rob Lowe, and I think
they did Eli Manning or some of the

468
00:35:15.960 --> 00:35:19.320
funniest things I've ever seen. The
one are so funny. But they were

469
00:35:19.360 --> 00:35:21.800
mean. I mean, they are
mean like I would. Did you guys

470
00:35:21.960 --> 00:35:25.800
remember Comedy Central and that was that
was where edited those were good. I

471
00:35:25.800 --> 00:35:29.199
remember that they had a man culture
on one. I don't know why.

472
00:35:29.280 --> 00:35:32.079
That was the roast of Pamela Anderson
or something, but they had culture and

473
00:35:32.119 --> 00:35:36.800
they were so like I mean and
culture is a little controversial. They were

474
00:35:36.880 --> 00:35:39.679
so mean to her. I was
like, it was hilarious. So is

475
00:35:39.719 --> 00:35:45.719
this something that you would say watch
it? Yes, okay, I mean

476
00:35:45.800 --> 00:35:50.679
I didn't even really know what sports
he played. Roasts are funny, for

477
00:35:50.719 --> 00:35:54.039
real. Here was one of the
things. So I think it was Elizas

478
00:35:54.159 --> 00:36:00.000
Schlicinger. Do you know who she
is? Her name? She's hilarious.

479
00:35:59.840 --> 00:36:04.599
And she said, what's his name? Tom Brady? Oh, Tom Brady?

480
00:36:05.000 --> 00:36:08.440
She said, you have h five
rings or six rings? And she

481
00:36:08.519 --> 00:36:12.800
goes seven, including the one that
was given back to you by your ex

482
00:36:12.880 --> 00:36:19.119
wife. That's not that's great.
That was probably one of the only things

483
00:36:19.159 --> 00:36:22.800
I could say that that I could
repeat. They had one because the last

484
00:36:22.800 --> 00:36:25.199
one they had, the last Comedy
Central one they had. They had Pete

485
00:36:25.239 --> 00:36:29.599
Davison up there, and dude,
he was a monster. He was so

486
00:36:30.119 --> 00:36:32.760
he was he was roasting, he
was help roasting. He wasn't the roasted

487
00:36:32.800 --> 00:36:36.519
one. Well, even the roasted
one makes roast for everyone else. So,

488
00:36:37.079 --> 00:36:38.519
I mean, they're all in good
fun, but sometimes they are like

489
00:36:38.559 --> 00:36:40.400
I would be like, I don't
know how that could be in good fun.

490
00:36:40.440 --> 00:36:45.960
It's so mean. Oh my god, it was okay, I gotta

491
00:36:45.000 --> 00:36:51.480
watch that. I gotta watch that. I mean, okay, so don't

492
00:36:51.559 --> 00:36:54.760
no more, yolo. You only
live once. Now it's d I f

493
00:36:54.880 --> 00:36:59.719
t P. Do it for the
plot? No, do it for the

494
00:36:59.760 --> 00:37:02.079
what plot? Like, you're the
main character of your life, so sometimes

495
00:37:02.519 --> 00:37:05.760
don't avoid things. Do it for
the plot? Right, But you don't

496
00:37:05.800 --> 00:37:08.199
say dift tip f TP you know, how do you? How do you

497
00:37:08.239 --> 00:37:09.960
say dift tip? No? You
don't. You just say do it for

498
00:37:10.000 --> 00:37:15.119
the plot? You I've never will
never it's never never else. That's not

499
00:37:15.119 --> 00:37:17.320
that common though, that that's kind
of I will never be able to even

500
00:37:17.360 --> 00:37:22.039
remember that. Now. I respond
with this a lot. You're not supposed

501
00:37:22.079 --> 00:37:25.280
to say, hey, Laura,
meet me at the park at eight o'clock

502
00:37:25.519 --> 00:37:30.639
KK, like I instead of okay, I put KK? What is K?

503
00:37:30.320 --> 00:37:32.199
It's like, okay, you'll still
use that. Why don't you just

504
00:37:32.199 --> 00:37:37.480
say okay, just like it's cute? Kk KK is fucking stupid. People

505
00:37:37.519 --> 00:37:40.440
still use KK. It's fine anyway, You're not supposed to use that.

506
00:37:40.440 --> 00:37:45.519
Anything that's ridiculous sucks. People still
say K. It's instead you're supposed to

507
00:37:45.559 --> 00:37:49.679
say bet, no, that's old. Now what it is? It's like

508
00:37:49.679 --> 00:37:53.199
like you bet, like you bet? Kind of is everybody that lazy that

509
00:37:53.239 --> 00:37:57.880
they can't put you in front?
I would not know what somebody was talking

510
00:37:58.320 --> 00:38:00.199
for you. You're like you responding
what word? You guys? You guys

511
00:38:00.199 --> 00:38:02.719
are the worst. No, bet
is not like a okay, you bet

512
00:38:02.800 --> 00:38:07.360
like it's kind of more like you
bet. You are like respond I say

513
00:38:07.679 --> 00:38:10.639
okay, not KK, that's fine. KK is stupid, but it's still

514
00:38:10.679 --> 00:38:14.119
acceptable. That is kind of old. Now, oh my god, this

515
00:38:14.239 --> 00:38:21.639
is annoying. I'm sure I've responded
to you with a case instead of rolling

516
00:38:21.719 --> 00:38:27.679
on the floor laughing for a while. Instead, just send a skull emoji

517
00:38:28.199 --> 00:38:30.400
like it's so funny. You just
die, or you can say I'm dead.

518
00:38:30.800 --> 00:38:32.960
Yeah, and you do you spell
it d E ED? No,

519
00:38:34.000 --> 00:38:36.199
I say a D. I mean
I don't okay, I don't use all.

520
00:38:36.320 --> 00:38:38.159
I don't even know you find the
skull emoji? I know because you're

521
00:38:38.199 --> 00:38:42.639
forty five, like you're in a
twenty four year speak the language. But

522
00:38:43.360 --> 00:38:47.280
ed is stupid. You just say
okay, don't shorten great the word great

523
00:38:47.639 --> 00:38:54.440
by saying g R and then the
and then the number. Say that slaps?

524
00:38:54.679 --> 00:39:00.199
Why is there everything getting longer?
Like I would just say great,

525
00:39:00.400 --> 00:39:05.119
no, just say it slaps,
say it slaps. I'm not and say,

526
00:39:05.280 --> 00:39:07.280
oh my god. The only thing
I want to slap is you for

527
00:39:07.360 --> 00:39:10.920
reading this. You're gonna angry.
God, this is stupid. If you

528
00:39:12.000 --> 00:39:14.760
have like if if you have an
amazing talk, I might say this ship

529
00:39:14.840 --> 00:39:20.400
slaps, this is fire, like
that's that is that is your fire's out?

530
00:39:21.480 --> 00:39:23.960
No, it's not heard. This
is fire according to this list.

531
00:39:24.000 --> 00:39:29.400
Now lit is back in. Uh
what fires not out? Let's not I

532
00:39:29.400 --> 00:39:34.920
thought list somebody was getting high.
No lit, that is so lit like

533
00:39:35.000 --> 00:39:37.159
that is so cool. ITT's old. I wouldn't say, no, Lit's

534
00:39:37.199 --> 00:39:40.639
coming back. It's not my god, it not. I am part of

535
00:39:40.679 --> 00:39:44.719
this generation. Your a little piece
of paper means nothing to be compiled by

536
00:39:44.760 --> 00:39:50.119
people your age. Oh okay.
Instead of saying like you just dissed me

537
00:39:50.239 --> 00:39:52.639
right now, clap back. Yeah, I guess a little bit. It's

538
00:39:52.719 --> 00:39:55.800
kind of old. Don't diss me, you don't clap back. You just

539
00:39:55.880 --> 00:39:59.400
that was a bad clap back.
I don't even know how to use it.

540
00:39:59.440 --> 00:40:01.920
I would say, like, let's
saying like I'm talking about celebrity beef.

541
00:40:02.000 --> 00:40:06.719
You say, oh, Madonna talked
crap about you know, uh Taylor

542
00:40:06.760 --> 00:40:09.760
Swift, but she clapped back and
was, Okay, I see, don't

543
00:40:09.800 --> 00:40:15.239
think call things gross gross gross?
Fine, no, you call them ick.

544
00:40:15.119 --> 00:40:19.000
No, it is no, it
is for behavior because if someone does

545
00:40:19.039 --> 00:40:22.400
something that you don't like, that
kind of like you ever seen someone do

546
00:40:22.480 --> 00:40:24.960
something, especially like some of the
the sex you're attracted to, and you're

547
00:40:24.960 --> 00:40:28.320
like, ooh, I don't like
that and you lose all like attraction for

548
00:40:28.360 --> 00:40:30.639
them. That's ick. That's the
ick. That's the ick. Okay,

549
00:40:31.039 --> 00:40:34.280
like, oh, that person gave
me the ick when they did, you

550
00:40:34.320 --> 00:40:37.599
know, X, Y or Z. Never say give me the four one

551
00:40:37.719 --> 00:40:40.519
one. No one under forty knows
what that number even is what it was

552
00:40:40.559 --> 00:40:44.360
for. Blah blah blah blah.
I don't even hear people over forty say

553
00:40:44.360 --> 00:40:47.480
that. I know. Instead you
say what's the tea or spill the tea?

554
00:40:47.760 --> 00:40:52.280
That's that's for gossip though, yeah, that is for cossip. But

555
00:40:52.320 --> 00:40:54.039
that was also give me the four
one one because that was for information.

556
00:40:54.159 --> 00:40:58.480
You dial that for actual information back
in the day and when we were young,

557
00:40:59.039 --> 00:41:04.280
when we were so so long ago. It's so many moves. And

558
00:41:04.440 --> 00:41:09.400
finally, do not call people crazy
people cray, Yeah, I agree's gray

559
00:41:09.440 --> 00:41:14.079
Cray. They are now de Lulu. No, yes, no, my

560
00:41:14.119 --> 00:41:16.440
god, no for delusional. Yeah, both those things are out. We

561
00:41:16.440 --> 00:41:20.880
don't say I will never say that. US kids don't say de Lulu.

562
00:41:21.000 --> 00:41:24.400
That's stupid. That is just in
twenty twenty four. No, you're Delulu.

563
00:41:24.719 --> 00:41:29.159
No, you're not termed. De
Lulu makes me want to I think

564
00:41:29.239 --> 00:41:31.719
psycho is still probably more. I
do not want those No, I want

565
00:41:31.719 --> 00:41:34.599
you to rip it up. You
can rip it up. Oh thank god,

566
00:41:34.679 --> 00:41:37.840
yeah, I rip it up.
I would just say they're crazy,

567
00:41:37.880 --> 00:41:44.199
they're insane, their psycho. No, I like that one. You don't.

568
00:41:44.960 --> 00:41:47.119
I shouldn't stop. I need to
go home and take a silk wood

569
00:41:47.119 --> 00:41:52.480
shower. Oh that was just a
simple, so annoying, Liz. Now

570
00:41:52.519 --> 00:41:55.320
you know how I feel that I'm
trying to figure out this can someone like

571
00:41:55.480 --> 00:41:59.239
three months, if someone came up
to me and use one of those terms,

572
00:41:59.239 --> 00:42:00.840
I would probably resort to my old
self and punch them in the face.

573
00:42:01.000 --> 00:42:05.400
Oh, Bessie, now see then
they clap back, Yeah, oh

574
00:42:05.599 --> 00:42:08.519
good one. And I and you
would say this ship don't slap and I'd

575
00:42:08.519 --> 00:42:13.280
be like, that's so lit.
Oh god, oh he's about to fund

576
00:42:13.440 --> 00:42:17.280
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real right now, I'm gonna return her

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581
00:42:36.039 --> 00:42:39.079
touch my book. You're like touching
bear. They're actually bear boobs covered by

582
00:42:39.239 --> 00:42:43.880
like a sticker. Oh, these
are bare boobs you're touching right now,

583
00:42:43.920 --> 00:42:46.639
not even my bra. You're like
groping. Sorry, guess who's straight?

584
00:42:46.679 --> 00:42:51.880
Now? Hey, baby, want
to get it? Actually felt good?

585
00:42:51.920 --> 00:42:54.519
That hasn't happened in a while.
Thing, okay, Jesus. Laura's like,

586
00:42:54.559 --> 00:42:58.000
wow, I love getting fueled by
gay man. I just realized it's

587
00:42:58.039 --> 00:43:00.719
great. I love it. I
love it all right? Please all right?

588
00:43:01.039 --> 00:43:06.880
Love your podcast? Just say it, Eric, just you, Oh

589
00:43:06.920 --> 00:43:12.559
my god, Brian, top of
your podcast? What do you want me

590
00:43:12.599 --> 00:43:15.519
to hear the man? I love
you, my sweet babies. I'm sorry,

591
00:43:15.559 --> 00:43:21.320
Mama does this for a living well? No, you're not you're not.

592
00:43:22.159 --> 00:43:22.000
No, you're lit