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We're just making sure that the kids
have voted for my neph You don't get

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cheated. Half the kids in the
class didn't vote for your nephew, so

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what about them. You don't give
a crap about them because they're not on

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your side. People like you preach
tolerance and open minded us all the time,

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but when it comes to Middle America, you think we're all evil on

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stupid country yuggles and need your political
enlightenment. We just because you're on TV

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doesn't mean you don't crap about the
government. Now get your ass back on

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first class and respect. This class
is right to make up their own minds.

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Kick ass. Welcome to going down
to South by the podcast, where

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we always have our sales of time, and this week we here to review

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traffic Keeper and Andando and I Am
guy rubbing your hands together. It looks

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like you're excited. Yes, no, this is more anticipatory because we always

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have a sales of time. Did
I have myself a time with traffic Keeper?

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I don't know, didn't look it. It's not that I disliked it,

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but I've enjoyed other episodes more.
Definitely, Yeah, this definitely feels

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like a different South Park. Now, doesn't it hit the fourth grade?

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It does? It does? And
I think also, and we may have

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to about this with another episode,
although I don't remember which one, but

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when South Park decides to really obviously
tackle a hot button topic or a topic

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that's been in the news, I
tend to find that I don't think it's

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I think they're pretty smart in how
they go about it. And of course

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they work out the second and done
because I turned this one around pretty quickly.

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From me, I understand eighty staff
never was working for this one or

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something. Yeah, but I know, it just felt like this is a

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little bit too on the nose.
I mean, I like the way they

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handled the whole election thing, and
of course, around this time it was

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a topic that was very much in
the news and very much worth talking about

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and very much sort of making fun
of. Because it was so it felt

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off the rails. It felt perfect
for the b plot of Ike going to

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kindergarten, because apparently the original plot
was just him going to kindergarten and kindergarten

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for the first time, and then
it just became this whole party of the

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election of the two thousand US election. Yeah. I like the way they

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sort of. Again, they don't
just sit on the fence. They show

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the positive and ignismo sides. Were
garrison at the end, saying just because

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you don't agree, it doesn't mean
that we don't have the right to just

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want something as well. If we
want this, let us vote for this.

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We're not wrong because you don't agree
with that. Its ways. Yeah,

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I mean, you may see this
is wrong, but we're just as

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if you're going to live in a
democracy, you're going to have to deal

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with conflicting opinions. So I think
it was the line of half of them

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voted against him. Why can't you
see that? Yeah, It's not like

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I don't know anything about American politics, right, but I just love it

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when a like for example, South
Park, they don't just go one way.

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They show the positives and the negatives
of both sides and make it a

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fair argument. That's the thing.
And look, I'm going on the record

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here as not being a defender of
Donald Trump or even a lot of the

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people who voted for it, but
not everyone who voted for Trump is necessarily

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going to be what you see on
the news. Yeah, that man's a

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hero, and you know, well, he's going to put up a wall

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and keep people from coming into our
country. And they can't all be voting

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for the worst up. I think
some of them got to be going some

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of this economic policies are really going
to be positive for me, or yeah,

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they're going to affect me in my
community in a positive way. I

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don't think everyone is going yes,
stick it to the liberals. I think

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some of them actually voting for positive
reasons. I don't necessarily agree with them,

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but it's not like they're doing it
just to piss people off. So

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this one here, the two thousand
election, was it just assumed that al

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Gore was going to win at the
time. I think that was very much

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the care I think America was still
were going recap recap, this can't be

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right, it's going to be wrong. And then they have Garrison here for

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representing the other side, probably saying, no, this is what we think.

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Just because you don't agree with it
doesn't mean that you're right and one

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wrong. It's just as how we
believe. I think you had a lot

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of people in the States who were
still writing who thought two terms of a

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Clinton presiding of a Democrat, a
Clinton Democrat White House was more blowjobs more

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blow jobs. Who's going to not
vote for that? It's a pretty good

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platform. I vote for it.
But yeah, let's let's keep this momentum

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going. You know, it's worked
pretty well for a sofar. Uh.

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And also when you had someone like
George W. Bush, who had had

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a pretty checkered past. You know, I think he was a bit of

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a party boy and hadn't really shown
a great deal of interest in politics,

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it seemed like, okay, well
they're throwing in someone on name recognition alone.

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His father was the president, was
the president, not really a serious

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contender. And then when it looked
like he actually was like, what,

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wait a minute, this is not
how this was meant to be. Docco

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I think it might be on Netflix
of when Trump was voted in as absolutely

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fascinating. How everybody on Clinton's side, Hillary Clintons I just assumed she was

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going to win. Well, they
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and then it's sort of a dawned
on them. Wait a minute, he's

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getting Wait a minute, we're actually
losing. Wait a minute, we're going

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to actually lose this. It's fascinating
viewing. Oh yeah, I mean you

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can really understand. I mean,
it's been mean to death now. But

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there's that that woman at the like
crying screen where we have found but Donald

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Trump. Yeah, you can almost
you can understand why she's doing that.

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Yes, it seems like you're actually
living in a nightmare. Yeah, it

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was odd times. But getting back
to this episode though, so you were

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saying that you didn't really enjoy all
that much as much as previous episodes.

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I do think though, that South
Park at this point they almost come across

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it. They feel like and they
probably are invincible because at this time,

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right, name another show that could
turn around a parody of the election in

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such a way so quickly. I
don't think another show television could have done

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that, Like even the Simpsons.
The Simpsons must have been so jealous of

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South Park at this point, because
the Simpsons had a decade of establishing themselves

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as like the number one animated series
for adults and kids right alike for the

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parents and the children. But it
took them nine months to make an episode,

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so a lot of the time they
were doing parodies of things that were

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generational. Right, It's very hard
for them to do a parody of something

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that feels relevant in that time right
up to the minute yeah, so I

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mean that that was probably a nice
thing. Weren't jealous of south because the

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different audiences. But I would argue
saying at south Park at this point was

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the show that those who grew up
on The Simpsons were looking for something that

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was more targeted towards their teenage thoughts
and much so, and I think South

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Park appeals to them in that way. Family Guy tried to be that balance

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of like Simpsons and South Park had
a bit of a wet fart To me,

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I just feel like Family Guy has
always felt like I had no rewatch

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value. I don't know about you, but I just think south Park at

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this point, as I said,
feels a bit invincible. I didn't really

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watch Family Guy the first time I
watched it because it felt like a thing

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when it first started. It was
when I first started. Actually, it

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didn't really take off until what the
DVDs came out, and I remember my

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friends it was like tape trading.
It was like you could check out the

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DVD's and we'd have it on a
parties. Oh my god, this is

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hilarious. But after about a season
or so, we're just like, ah,

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it's just the same thing over and
over. It again, not saying

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it's not successful's incredibly successful when he's
based a whole career of Seth McFarland.

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But for me, I just went, I have no need to rewatch this

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episode again, where South Park and
Simpsons I can rewatch over and over and

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over. Yeah. I think I've
always said that the times that I've watched

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Family Guy were usually when I would
be traveling for work. I would be

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in a hotel room and they would
have Foxtowl. They would have the Australian

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version of cable television, Fox eight, Fox eight, and since weekends,

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every single weekend, it was the
ship. Well, that's invariably where I'd

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end up. I would have like
blocks of Family Guy, maybe like four

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or five episodes, and I would
just sort of have it on in the

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background while I was doing other stuff. That's not getting to the other stuff

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in the hotel room. You're gonna
assume that other stuff was gonna be other

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stuff. Yeah, it probably was, And of course Family Guys great background

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for that. It's not necessarily a
show that I felt compelled to sit down.

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It's Family Guy time, not really
then it's stuff. And there would

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be occasions when I'd be watching it
like that, going it's not unfunny or

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oh I recognize that reference. Oh
yeah, I've got a lot of time,

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well not a lot of time,
but I do have some time for

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Seth MacFarland. I mean, he's
clearly a worker. A lot of people

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tell me American Dad's better than Family
I've watched some episodes, but it just

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never really appeal appealed to me ten
years ago, fifteen years ago. It

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might now, I don't know,
I've never really watched it. It seems

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to me like the same old song
with a slightly different tune. Okay to

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a Family Guy. Yeah, okay, I think you could pretty much swap

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scripts because Roger is just a stewy
of that universe, right, Yeah,

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yeah. I mean I think I've
watched less American Dad than I watched Family

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Guy, and I have watched a
lot of Family Guy. I do think

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this episode here was the first time
in a while I felt like they're talking

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about something, and basically an entire
episode around something that I have no idea

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what they're talking about. Traffic keeper. It said to me, what's a

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traffic keeper? I honestly they made
it up for this episode. I would

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have believe you. I have no
idea what it is. So what is

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It's like a folder? It's I
guess it's basically it's like a folder that

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you can store another kid off.
Then well we call it the staium.

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What do we used to call it? Not a folder? We called it

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something else. We always got on
folders folder, Yeah, because we pretty

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much just had the three clips,
didn't we? But I think it's more

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practical. It's got little pockets and
things like that, and electronic and that

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kind of thing. In Australia they
didn't. I don't know they've even sold

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them at Ashia do they selling not? But come with me, Dando.

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Way back back into time, there
was a time in the eighties and maybe

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in the nineties as well, there
was a thing called the file effects.

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Have you ever heard of that?
No, it was basically a notebook,

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but it had like different kinds of
pockets in it, all this kind of

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stuff, and it was essentially where
it was like a diary, but it

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had a lot of different components and
compartments and all that kind of thing.

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It was your one stop shop,
your personal organizer before you had say your

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BlackBerry and then your mobile phone.
Because the Simpsons did a joke. It's

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like beat up Martin and it becomes
eat up Martha or something more that that

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was the Newton Newton. That was
the Apple Personal Diary or something. Yeah,

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but was it called the PDA.
Don't ask me how I know.

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Come on, man, you've got
a computer in front of I'm am using

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paper and pen yes, as you
hold it up to the camera. But

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yeah, So I enjoyed this episode. I like the sci fi parodies.

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There's a lot of sci fi parodies. True. So we've got the with

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the main plant and you, we've
got Terminator definitely Dominator yep two thousand and

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one Space Odyssey with Hal and Cartman
at the end there, and I've never

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seen a Kira, but apparently when
he sort of is transforming to this big

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blob and taking everything in that the
visuals look like a it's got a very

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Japanese cyberpunk feeling to it does.
Yeah, it's got it's definitely got a

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Kira. It feels like it's got
a movie that I may have mentioned a

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couple of times on Forefinger Discount podcast
called Tetsuo the Iron Man, which is

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real man becoming machine kind of deal. It's very nasty in a way that

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they didn't hold back. Japanese sci
fi is yeah, I watched it.

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S they're called japanimation, right,
so what they call it they did once

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in a while once, yeah,
but that's more what do you call it?

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Gigantor and okay, astro boy,
I think that's okay, that's the

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old school stuff. Well what you're
just discussing, like the hero, that

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stuff used to scare me when I
was a kid, Well, that's anime,

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isn't that all that? I guess
they's just called an anime, wouldn't

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you. I think they all.
I imagine we're going to have some genius

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at work T shirts. That's nat
exactly enemy it's derived from the man.

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It isn't that when you see that? When you see it, though,

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you know what it is. And
that kind of animation used to always terrify

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me. We had it in a
recent episode of Speaking of the Hill where

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they were scared of the kids,
the men, the boy, the men

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who shot. Oh yeah, and
it felt very like Vietnam style animations,

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is what you were saying. And
that's right in the Dream, in the

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Horror, in the in the Nightmare
sequence, and even like that kind of

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animation scared me as well as a
kid certainly, you know in the eighties

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nineties when I was not growing up, but I was a teenager, young

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adult, and you know, you're
looking for interesting news stuff and you're like,

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oh, cartoons, no, that's
for kids. And then you realize

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that Japan is making stuff that's just
absolutely wild, and they're doing it in

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an animation format. I mean,
of course every country was doing it prior

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to that. I mean you go
back to the sixties and seventies and you've

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got stuff like Fritz the Cat and
that's that's that's it had the great tagline

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it's X rated and animated, so
you know, they had always had adult

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cartoons. But you know, you
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I don't mean this to be racist
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exoticism of like Asian stuff, particularly
the Western audiences like, oh, this

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is gonna be interesting, I'll check
this out, and then it just turns

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out to be insanely violent, insanely
sexy as well, or insanely sexual statues

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hentie or something. Yeah, I
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we both used to work at Pop
Culture everybody, and some of the statues

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in that warehouse. I was like, oh, I'll just keep on moving.

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For people with a certain type of
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my head, I'm going to keep
on moving because I don't wan anyone to

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see me gazing at it, even
even look at it for too long,

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like, oh, you're on a
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did enjoy the election story in this. I think added the charm to it

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was the fact that the kids were
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just made it feel very wholesome,
and it was just a good way of

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taking the mickey out of just the
election process in general. Behaving like kids.

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it was perfect, putting this stuff

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in the not even fourth graders,
but actual small children. Yeah. They

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of course, they sort of put
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with the whole thing when they talk
about, oh, great, Flora's undecided,

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and of course Flora is standing for
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state in the two thousand election.
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your favorite moments from the episode.
Look, I wanted to look. Any

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time that Missus Cartman gets involved with
something, she gets laid. Every single

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gets there's going to be fucking yeah, that's a great time. The kids

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at this point are just going,
oh here again. Yeah, yeah,

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that's become a stick now. I
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the case, if they were going
to acknowledge missus Cartman is just harning it

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around the clock for any dude who
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down, thinking in my head,
man, they've been not cut to them

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having sex because the house is get
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Oh oh yes, having a great
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funny. The Metal Spikes game,
that's I thought it was so perfect,

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perfect, wasn't it. That was
good because they make you think it was

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gonna happen. You're like, ah, he's full of shit, He's full

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of shit, And ever it does
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I just loved that scene in particular
when he goes we'll try it then,

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Kyle, because like, uh,
you're probably full of shit, but I

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don't want to take this chance because
you might be right. There are some

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people and they're just good at it. From day one, George de Standre

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is perfectly convincing you because he speaks
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like, Oh, I'm ninety nine
point nine percent sure that you are full

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of shit, but that little percentage, I'm not going to take the chance.

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Yeah. Yeah, but you knew
kids like this, yep, we

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are even in fourth grade like they're
in now, who were so convincing and

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such massive manipulators that they will tell
you something they're neveryone in the world.

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I'm sure they are. Yeah,
yeah, they've got this shiit sorted out,

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man. But they're so convinced,
and they're so convincing, they've got

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such a conviction in their in their
bullshit, all the stories that they tell

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them that you're like, I'm ninety
nine point eight percent sure this is absolute

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nonsense. Yeah, but what if
it's not? Yeah, but again and

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asked mom and dad. But I
just thought Kyle's reaction there that was me

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going, oh, I know I'm
right, but I can't risk it because

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I love my hands. There was
a guy I went to school with way

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way back back in the day,
and he said that his uncle was a

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well known UK television performer named Kenny
Everett. It Ken video show was very

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big in the seventies and eight.
He dssed up in drag sometimes you did.

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this, Yeah that was that was
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and Australian comedians. Drag, Oh
very much. So yeah, Benny,

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he will just get your cans out. You're hard Dick Emory. I'm not

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just saying Dick Emory, it's it's
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turned out to be true. Really, it was like the one time I've

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told this story, I think I
might have been four figure discount. We

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had a substitute teacher who told us
that he once drove George and Paul around

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in Liverpool before they became the Beatles, and we went, no, wait,

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not a chance, this is not
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out he did, and we like
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we finished school that we found out, Oh no, that's true. We

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went, what the questions we could
have asked? Look at this dad too,

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I guess exactly. Yeah. It
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I also enjoyed Garrison seeing the bubbles
monstrosity out the window because they really took

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the mickey out of Rosie o'donald,
who is a name that probably isn't as

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relevant now as she was when this
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not in Australia anymore. Is she
still on the View or she got canceled

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off the View? Was she on
the View? I'm pretty sure she was

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on the View? Was she not? I'm certain she was because she's come

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out as gain now right. Yes, so Rose Donald says the View is

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not something I would ever do again, So she must have been on the

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View at some point. I'm certain
seeing the View. I've never watched an

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episode, but I've seen plenty of
clips of it of someone just saying something

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fucking outlandish. Oh yeah. It
really is one of those things where you've

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I think you've got a lot of
people who have never watched an episode of

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it or anything like that, but
are just so aware of either, like

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you said, clips or parodies of
it. Yeah. Do you know what

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show I feel will be really successful
now if they've brought it back, Beauty

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and the Beast of Kyle sand Lands
in the Middle. Didn't they try to

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do that? Did they really look
at the feeling they might have. I

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just think, if there's one person
in this country that would piss more people

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off, it's gonna be Carl sand
LANs. Now it's gonna pissing more people

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from him. Right. It goes
back to what we were saying before about

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you know a lot of people like
him. Yeah, so I don't get

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it, but I know, full
credit to him. He's got an audience.

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He's the highest Bay guying radio.
Well done. I can't I can't

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saction such buffoonery. But but now
he's making more money than I ever will,

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so good on him. Indeed,
give us some become a patron of

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the show, friend of the pod, a friend of the pub. We

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ignored parties. Is that your Boddy
cart Nicolae? Because we're watching Judge Judy

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of the Day. Nicola goes she
do an Australian When I went, they

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tried with Kyle Sanderlance and it bombs. That was Trial by Kyle? Was

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it really that? Did it even
last a season? I think Tim was

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doing a thing where they would have
we're going to make four pilots and we'll

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show you we's pilot and okay,
whichever one you like the most will try

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and turn it into a series,
and I think the rest of them were

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probably so bad that they thought that
the Trial by Carl would be the best

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bet, and even that turned out
to be an absolute stinker. Yeah,

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they've tried to do a parody now
of Judge Duty, and it ain't good

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because Judy has now gone off of
She was on CBS or whatever. Now

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she's on I think it's like Apple
TV or Amazon or something. Show it's

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not called Judge Juny more. It's
something else, Justice Judy, something like

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that. Yeah, Judy Justice.
Yeah, it doesn't the same. Bird's

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not there anymore. And she's got
her granddaughter now, who's like her little

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right hand person, and they can
tell that they're trying to put her in

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front of your face to go,
she's going to be taking the throne.

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She's the heir. But nah,
but this cuts because we're watching it,

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right. They didn't explain who she
was at the start. It's just you

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just expected to know who she is. And they kept cutting to this girl

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who's just sitting there next to Judge. You just watching, and I was

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like, she's adding nothing. Why
they could cut into this random girl.

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And then After each case, they
go behind the scenes and Judge Judy sits

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with a granddaughter and they discuss,
so what do you think about that?

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And she gives her thoughts and I'm
like, I don't care what your granddaughter

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thinks. You're judged. I'm watching
Judge Judy Justice get the bad granddaughter.

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Yeah, yeah, what are you
gonna doing? But yeah, so anything

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else, you enjoyed it because some
reason, I got a real kickout of

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Wellington Bear calendar. Well, no, sorry, I got a real kickout

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of Wellington Bear. Calculators like we
can't get the rights to Paddington if we

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say Paddington Well he's had Wellington bere
in the past for something. Yeah,

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but I get the feeling they've wanted
to say, is Wellington I think is

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Walton be is willing to bear a
thing? I think we looked it up,

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didn't we, Wellington Bear. Let's
look at this up Wellington Bear.

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No, it comes up with Wellington
Bear. Okay. Is a commercial and

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promotional It's a South Buck for the
brand Snacky Cakes, as well as many

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other items owned by cars. So
it's like his version of Krusty right clad

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from poly Prissy Pants and Wellington bear. I like that there's this whole universe

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of toys, of toys within the
South. That's okay. Remember there are

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no stupid questions, just stupid people
trivia questions. Mister Davis, I'll hit

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you with my first and only question. Apparently I have three three and came.

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My first question is it was recounted? How many times before? I

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think it was? What was fillmore
conceded or whatever? Oh? Yeah,

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how many times recounted? And want
to say twelve, one hundred and six?

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Wrong? How many compartments are in
Cartman's traffic Keeping twenty eight ten?

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Ten? Numbers are way off today. I'll try and find one more question

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for an easy one. What is
the name of the trapic keeper that Cartman

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has? I want to say Ultratron
two thousand or something like that, Ron

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two thousand, Dawson Creek traffic Keeper, Future Futura S two thousand. Now,

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apparently they brought out traffic Keeper,
brought out a range in the late

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nineties called the Futura Fantasy Range or
some something like that, and that's where

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they got the name from. It
was this on the verge of the of

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the year two thousand. Because everything
was futuristic. Yeah, so Futuro City

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was a line of traffic keepers that
release in the late nineties early two thousands,

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and boom, there you goo what
the car is called for tourist.

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I'm pretty sure there were there is
a future. I'm so bad with cars,

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but it definitely is a car Futura. It's have a look. It

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is a Lincoln Futura, a concept
car promoted by Ford's Lincoln brand, designed

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by Forts. I worked for Fort
and I still didn't know what it was.

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It looks like homeless car that does
actually, yeah, I'm literally about

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to say that. It just these
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Yeah, it does have a dome. Still, they're so fucking cool

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man. One of my favorite images
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they go, all right, let's
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I did it. One more question, Okay, then hit me one more

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question. How much more time we'll
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Two minutes, two more minutes.
I'm mate, that's not enough. You

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ain't get my vote. Two minutes, two minutes. Gotta go on to

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double figures at least one mate.
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our review. It's actually something else
we need to do. I love cheesypoofs.

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You love cheesypoofs. Weed didn't need
jeezypoofs. Sweet be Delicious, Delicious.

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Chez Pi was one. My belly
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have Elliott j O'Neil from The Simpsons
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our main editor here at Going Down
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and our new Man, Damian Miller
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morning is here. Welcome to the
follow Damien. I don't know if it's

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just the lovely dult tones in which
you recited, or maybe I'm just loving

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hearing these names, but it's becoming
musical the way you say it. Sometimes

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I try to throw them off because
they're probably so used to hearing the name

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of a particular order. I read
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randomize, Yeah, just to sort
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he didn't forget me. Imagine one
week we didn't say Joel, Jordan

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Moulman, Richie the Top, he'd
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sad, sad, not at all. Races the only podcast we can get

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away of doing that. Also the
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thank you for upgrading your support on
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I don't know if we can endorse
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but what never get it's curb as
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in that case, I take it
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I am just gonna throw it there
again, though, guys that if you

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do enjoy the show and you can
support us, even if for just one

404
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dollar a month, it would go
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405
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406
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no extra money coming in from affiliate. So if you want to keep the

407
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lights on here and keep the show
going, we would really appreciate your support.

408
00:24:37.400 --> 00:24:38.599
Please keep the lights I know,
like looking at Dander, Yeah exactly,

409
00:24:38.640 --> 00:24:41.720
that'd be Also, don't want to
get a proper job. It'd be

410
00:24:41.720 --> 00:24:42.720
a lot of fun. Now I'm
gonna have to go get a poper job

411
00:24:42.720 --> 00:24:48.279
soon if this doesn't get fixed,
believe me, but the episode kicks off

412
00:24:48.279 --> 00:24:49.799
of the original DA we should get
original edit. The original air day of

413
00:24:49.880 --> 00:24:55.279
Traffic Keeper was November fifteenth, two
thousand, Written by Trey Parker and directed

414
00:24:55.279 --> 00:25:00.640
by Trey Parker. The episode kicks
off with the kid at the bus stop,

415
00:25:00.720 --> 00:25:03.799
and I like that. I'm glad
that even at fourth grade, they

416
00:25:03.839 --> 00:25:06.920
haven't reset the because it feels to
me almost like the Simpsons living Room,

417
00:25:06.960 --> 00:25:08.839
doesn't it's that's not there. Yes, it's a good way to begin a

418
00:25:08.880 --> 00:25:12.480
story, the bus stop. It
centers you. Yeah, it's comforting as

419
00:25:12.480 --> 00:25:15.680
a south part viewer. Correct,
yep. And Ike is going to be

420
00:25:15.720 --> 00:25:18.920
starting kinders in his little dapper suit. And I don't know where this came

421
00:25:18.920 --> 00:25:22.400
from, because they treated him like
he was an idiot the entire episode.

422
00:25:22.400 --> 00:25:23.720
He's going, I made duty and
all this kind of stuff, so he

423
00:25:23.759 --> 00:25:30.680
never once actually, yeah, so
I guess they kind of touched on it

424
00:25:30.680 --> 00:25:33.400
in it was it last episode of
the episode before where he was reading books.

425
00:25:33.559 --> 00:25:37.319
Yes, but other than that,
like you didn't behave very smart in

426
00:25:37.319 --> 00:25:41.680
this episode? Was that to sort
of go with the politicians or idiots plot?

427
00:25:41.839 --> 00:25:45.680
That's actually a really a good point, Yeah, because you would assume

428
00:25:45.759 --> 00:25:51.440
that anyone who was running for high
office that's going to have something going for

429
00:25:51.559 --> 00:25:55.359
them. And because he was,
he was bush in this episode wasn't he,

430
00:25:55.559 --> 00:25:57.440
I would say, so, so
were they trying to say that Bush

431
00:25:57.519 --> 00:26:00.200
was someone who you know he was? It's just smart. It wasn't actually

432
00:26:00.920 --> 00:26:04.640
in over his head, I would
say. Or yeah, put into a

433
00:26:04.680 --> 00:26:10.759
position of great power, or given
the opportunity to obtain great power, yet

434
00:26:10.880 --> 00:26:14.079
maybe probably not ready for it.
Yeah, I can see that actually makes

435
00:26:14.079 --> 00:26:15.759
a bit more sense when you put
it that way. But Carlon shows off

436
00:26:15.759 --> 00:26:18.400
He's chapter Keeper, which is nowhere
near as good as Carmen Cartman has a

437
00:26:18.400 --> 00:26:23.160
new fancy one Dawson's Creek. This
is a show that I love the theme

438
00:26:23.200 --> 00:26:26.079
song, and I love that they've
already. Has Carmen done the voice sun

439
00:26:26.119 --> 00:26:29.359
of the song yet or that's a
latter episode where you know there was all

440
00:26:29.359 --> 00:26:32.359
through this episode. I know,
but it's a later episode where he kills

441
00:26:32.359 --> 00:26:37.559
the guy. Has he has he
showcased his love for Dawson's Creek the theme

442
00:26:37.599 --> 00:26:38.720
song yet that I don't want to
wait. I don't think he has.

443
00:26:38.799 --> 00:26:41.759
I get the feeling we've heard it
before, we discussed it, that he

444
00:26:41.799 --> 00:26:45.039
does it at some point. I
think he may have done it at some

445
00:26:45.119 --> 00:26:47.559
point, or maybe he's done it
in that tone. He may have done

446
00:26:47.599 --> 00:26:52.799
that simply because we just like singing
what a theme song. I never watched

447
00:26:52.799 --> 00:26:56.640
an episode, but I always remember
hearing that theme song. Must maybe it

448
00:26:56.720 --> 00:26:57.880
was after something I used to like
watching it. I watched the heap of

449
00:26:57.920 --> 00:27:03.640
Dawson's Creek and I don't really remember
a great deal about it. Kenny Holmes,

450
00:27:03.039 --> 00:27:07.960
Joshua Jackson, Michelle Williams, and
James Vandam wouldn't all star cast When

451
00:27:07.960 --> 00:27:11.880
you think about it, that's a
pretty bad lineup of star for like late

452
00:27:11.960 --> 00:27:14.640
ninety the early two thousands. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I wonder if

453
00:27:14.640 --> 00:27:17.359
it is good. It's all the
show. I think it was on like

454
00:27:17.599 --> 00:27:18.839
Netflix or something O that n Nicholas. Should we watch it? I thought,

455
00:27:19.400 --> 00:27:22.680
maybe we'll check out like an episode. Maybe we're take it out the

456
00:27:22.720 --> 00:27:25.880
pilot episode for the pilot podcast.
Yeah, that might be a good idea.

457
00:27:26.279 --> 00:27:27.880
I mean, it started when I
was in my late twenties, so

458
00:27:27.960 --> 00:27:33.880
I was beyond the key demographic for
it. But we enjoyed watching it just

459
00:27:33.880 --> 00:27:37.799
as a as a soap. Vanderbeek
was one of the biggest stars in the

460
00:27:37.799 --> 00:27:41.200
world TV stars anyway at that point. Absolutely, yeah, I mean he's

461
00:27:41.200 --> 00:27:45.160
the guy he made the jump from
TV to film didn't work all that well,

462
00:27:45.200 --> 00:27:47.799
and they went back to TV and
yeah, it didn't really take for

463
00:27:47.920 --> 00:27:52.559
him. The only the only one
who really succeeded beyond is Michelle Williams.

464
00:27:52.839 --> 00:27:56.559
What's she been in a movie?
She's been nominated for Oscars? Shit,

465
00:27:56.680 --> 00:28:00.559
okay, yeah, yeah, she's
she was in Brokeback Mountain. Kenny did

466
00:28:00.599 --> 00:28:04.680
bank Tom Cruise. Yeah, but
that seemed more like a hostage situation,

467
00:28:06.440 --> 00:28:10.160
and that just seemed odd from the
jump. His reaction on Oprah sort of

468
00:28:10.160 --> 00:28:12.160
set the ball rolling, didn't it. It did? Yeah, that kind

469
00:28:12.200 --> 00:28:15.200
of It's like, you're trying too
hard to make us think that you're having

470
00:28:15.240 --> 00:28:19.160
fun here. You are a human, Tom Cruise. That's pretty much what

471
00:28:19.240 --> 00:28:23.640
it came off as, Miss Cradtree. There's another creepy homeless guy on the

472
00:28:23.640 --> 00:28:27.240
bus. Sit down and shut up, but they smell like pee. I

473
00:28:27.240 --> 00:28:30.160
am not a homeless person. I
am a new fourth grade student. You

474
00:28:30.240 --> 00:28:34.119
are, yes, My name is
Bill, Bill Cosby. Are you little

475
00:28:34.160 --> 00:28:37.359
old to be in grade school?
I was held back ten human grades,

476
00:28:37.920 --> 00:28:42.599
I mean grades. Do you companion
friends know Eric Cartman? Yeah, that's

477
00:28:42.640 --> 00:28:47.640
me Eric Cartman. And do you
have a Dawson's Creek Trapper Keeper future s

478
00:28:47.720 --> 00:28:51.839
two thousand Yeah you are ready nobody? Yes, yes, I do.

479
00:28:52.559 --> 00:28:56.599
Bill Cosby oh yeah, oh yeah. I didn't really think about that when

480
00:28:56.599 --> 00:28:59.839
I was watching this. I'm thinking
I had cancel. But yeah, wonder

481
00:29:00.039 --> 00:29:02.119
can go back. They could change
something, probably would have changed that.

482
00:29:02.240 --> 00:29:04.319
Yeah. No, they keep this. Yeah, makes it even more could

483
00:29:04.319 --> 00:29:08.599
doesn't it? Yeah? Yeah.
I think they're reveling in the discomfort of

484
00:29:08.599 --> 00:29:12.440
it all because I'm trying to remember
when thirty Rock came out, but they

485
00:29:12.480 --> 00:29:18.000
were jokes in thirty Rock about Bill
Cosby's misbehavior, shall we say? And

486
00:29:18.039 --> 00:29:21.880
this is way before it went public. Yeah, so I think it was

487
00:29:21.920 --> 00:29:26.119
an open secret in show business for
goodness does how long? And I don't

488
00:29:26.160 --> 00:29:30.960
know whether we we normally He's picked
up on that or just chose to ignore

489
00:29:32.000 --> 00:29:33.599
it. Is I don't know,
an interesting thing. But I was getting

490
00:29:33.640 --> 00:29:37.799
Men in Black vibes of this,
you know, the guy that is the

491
00:29:37.839 --> 00:29:41.799
alien inside the human skin. Oh
yeah, we's got human I think thought,

492
00:29:41.880 --> 00:29:42.599
is this gonna be a Men in
Black parody? What is this?

493
00:29:42.680 --> 00:29:48.359
But no, he wants Eric Katmand's
future as two thousand year. Is that

494
00:29:48.359 --> 00:29:51.440
what that is? And because that's
what he's been saying back in time for

495
00:29:51.519 --> 00:29:53.039
as we find out in a few
moments, and Stan asked Carl, like,

496
00:29:53.200 --> 00:29:56.359
w what does he care so much
about your treviic keeper? No,

497
00:29:56.400 --> 00:29:57.519
he says to Kyle, why do
you care so much about trummic keeper?

498
00:29:57.880 --> 00:30:02.079
I guess they were a popular thing. It must be popular with kids.

499
00:30:02.160 --> 00:30:03.519
I don't know, I just never
heard of from before. Let it.

500
00:30:03.759 --> 00:30:11.640
Let's maybe speculate that it was a
pre technology iPhone. The kids apparently are

501
00:30:11.680 --> 00:30:15.319
all like you my liephone, gotta
get it. I'm like, how was

502
00:30:15.400 --> 00:30:19.519
this one different from the previous one? The camera is like three pixel and

503
00:30:19.559 --> 00:30:22.279
you can fold it because one's wearing
a new hat. My friend's got the

504
00:30:22.279 --> 00:30:25.319
phone that you can fold. Now, check it out. It fits in

505
00:30:25.319 --> 00:30:26.160
your pocket and stuff. And I
think, yeah, but it's got a

506
00:30:26.160 --> 00:30:27.920
big line in the middle. Yeah, but you get used to it.

507
00:30:29.000 --> 00:30:30.480
I don't want to get used to
it. If I'm watching videos on my

508
00:30:30.480 --> 00:30:34.880
phone, how do want to get
used to the lands on my phone?

509
00:30:36.799 --> 00:30:38.039
Like, didn't we have flip phones
back in the day? But this isn't

510
00:30:38.079 --> 00:30:41.519
just a flip phone, do you
know what it is? The screen folds

511
00:30:41.519 --> 00:30:44.680
in half, so they fold they
don't flip, they fold. Oh my

512
00:30:44.680 --> 00:30:47.680
goodness. Yeah, so there's as
saying there's a big dirty line down in

513
00:30:47.680 --> 00:30:49.079
the middle of the screen where the
hinges. No, Sarah, I don't

514
00:30:49.160 --> 00:30:52.440
like it. No, not good. I mean you can get used to

515
00:30:52.480 --> 00:30:55.440
it, but I don't want to
have to get used to something. Leave

516
00:30:55.480 --> 00:30:59.440
things the way they are. But
Dan has said the other weeks like I'm

517
00:30:59.480 --> 00:31:02.359
staying on the film middle age and
now you're showing up. Yes, I

518
00:31:02.599 --> 00:31:06.799
arrived at kindergarten. Hey, there
he is. That's the kid that's supposed

519
00:31:06.839 --> 00:31:10.640
to be some kind of genius.
Yeah, he's only three and he's already

520
00:31:10.720 --> 00:31:15.160
in kindergarten. Come on, So
you think you're smarter than the rest of

521
00:31:15.240 --> 00:31:19.519
us, You think you know more
about the world just because you're only three.

522
00:31:19.720 --> 00:31:25.440
In woll five, What level of
intelligence were you at school? Were

523
00:31:25.480 --> 00:31:29.599
you the smarter kid or would just
say ten's the smartest and five is just

524
00:31:29.640 --> 00:31:32.759
the average smoke in the classroom,
just feeling filling gaps, Oh god,

525
00:31:33.720 --> 00:31:37.880
taking up space. I think I
was probably about seven to or eight.

526
00:31:37.160 --> 00:31:41.440
Okay, so you're pretty smart.
I was very good at English and things

527
00:31:41.519 --> 00:31:45.480
like that. Matt's less so.
And also I was kind of lazy.

528
00:31:45.920 --> 00:31:48.720
Certainly, things I just didn't try. Yeah, I gave up. I

529
00:31:48.720 --> 00:31:52.319
reckon, it's probably year nine where
I gave up. I just went,

530
00:31:52.400 --> 00:31:55.599
I don't need this shit anymore.
I knew what I was going to do,

531
00:31:55.599 --> 00:31:57.200
do media journalism. People say,
oh, you need to get a

532
00:31:57.200 --> 00:32:02.599
good school. Yeah. Eh,
I was lucky enough that I did very

533
00:32:02.599 --> 00:32:07.079
well in English and English Lit in
my last year that it boosted my overall

534
00:32:07.160 --> 00:32:09.799
score up. Yeah, because I
think there was at least one thing that

535
00:32:09.839 --> 00:32:15.160
I either if not failed, then
was very very close to failing. Because

536
00:32:15.160 --> 00:32:19.480
when mister Garrison arrives after having his
nervous breakdown and he ate rat carcasses,

537
00:32:19.480 --> 00:32:23.039
as he said, rat carcasses.
But it's not a demotion just because he's

538
00:32:23.279 --> 00:32:25.240
used to be the third grade teacher. Now that the kindergarten is not a

539
00:32:25.240 --> 00:32:30.519
demotion at all. He does the
row call, and that they're giving him

540
00:32:30.680 --> 00:32:36.039
supervision over even little kids after all
this business. Yeah, I'm glad you

541
00:32:36.079 --> 00:32:38.000
said the words. So he's going
to be greating everybody on a curve because

542
00:32:38.000 --> 00:32:42.079
I like his little genius, because
Carls might as well, and just yeah,

543
00:32:42.119 --> 00:32:44.599
it's like Ike is aware enough to
know I'm going to get Bully di

544
00:32:44.599 --> 00:32:47.440
because he ducks. He's going down. Cartman is then showing off his traffic

545
00:32:47.480 --> 00:32:52.279
keeper in class and he has the
hybrid well and to bear calculator. Now

546
00:32:52.279 --> 00:32:54.519
he can do the calculator as well. And the homeless guy as I've got

547
00:32:54.559 --> 00:32:58.319
human notes Bill Cosby mean for the
future. He wants to hold it,

548
00:32:59.119 --> 00:33:00.200
but he can't because it's not my
hand, and spikes will come out,

549
00:33:00.200 --> 00:33:07.839
a big mat of spikes, and
Kyle challenges him, go came try it.

550
00:33:08.880 --> 00:33:13.119
That's probably Yeah, that's that's one
of my favorite bits from the episode.

551
00:33:13.440 --> 00:33:15.759
It's the best bit I reckon,
Yeah, because the payoff later,

552
00:33:15.839 --> 00:33:19.920
Yeah, the playoff is great,
but also just yeah, that level of

553
00:33:19.960 --> 00:33:24.359
manipulation yeap, and you know,
you just know that it's not true,

554
00:33:24.359 --> 00:33:30.720
but I can't. Garrison's now talking
about his relationship with his father with the

555
00:33:30.759 --> 00:33:34.759
kids, and then they must elect
a class president and film Moore gets nominated

556
00:33:34.920 --> 00:33:37.160
and Jenny she has to go duty
so she doesn't get nominated. But then

557
00:33:37.160 --> 00:33:42.400
Garrison suggests Ike the Genius. He's
like the genius, but he says no,

558
00:33:42.440 --> 00:33:44.759
I don't want to too bad,
so film Moore gets caught up he's

559
00:33:44.759 --> 00:33:47.000
going to have bigger chairs and add
two minutes to nap time on Fridays.

560
00:33:47.240 --> 00:33:51.720
I'm a little late in saying this, but just thinking about it now.

561
00:33:52.000 --> 00:33:55.400
How sort of humiliating was it that
you're in a class of your peers and

562
00:33:55.440 --> 00:33:59.000
you have to raise your hand and
say that I have to go to the

563
00:33:59.039 --> 00:34:04.559
toilets? Hello? Wayrik? Can
I be your Schumann friend? I mean

564
00:34:04.720 --> 00:34:07.119
friend? I don't know, dude, I am not supposed to have male

565
00:34:07.160 --> 00:34:08.519
friends that are over thirty. I
kind of got screwed on that one.

566
00:34:08.679 --> 00:34:13.920
Please we can have fun and play
games like Schumann four square I mean for

567
00:34:14.239 --> 00:34:16.760
square. Did You can't just ask
to be somebody's friend and be their friend.

568
00:34:16.800 --> 00:34:20.280
It doesn't work that way. If
you want my friendship, you have

569
00:34:20.360 --> 00:34:22.920
to pay me. Oh, I
see all right, I'll pay one hundred

570
00:34:22.920 --> 00:34:28.519
galaghi stones I mean human dollars,
I mean dollars. Okay, that's cool.

571
00:34:28.840 --> 00:34:31.840
Can we play some Humann telor Ball? All right? Pretty sweet?

572
00:34:31.840 --> 00:34:37.239
You guys getting a hundred bucks to
play telor Bow? Got it? Hi?

573
00:34:37.440 --> 00:34:40.679
Dude, he's running off with your
traffic keepers, Bill Cosby. He

574
00:34:40.960 --> 00:34:45.719
assaults cartman here and oh oh man, and he runs off with the traffic

575
00:34:45.760 --> 00:34:49.920
keeper and the spike's coming out and
that is so awesome. Yes, then

576
00:34:49.920 --> 00:34:52.360
the tracking device is in the traffic
keeper so they can find where he is

577
00:34:52.920 --> 00:34:54.079
and stand up. Belie says to
Callie, I mean I thought fourth game

578
00:34:54.119 --> 00:34:58.360
was gonna be different. It's now
a tie for president because Floria doesn't know

579
00:34:58.400 --> 00:35:00.559
who's gonna vote for. To be
all here all night, just can see,

580
00:35:00.639 --> 00:35:02.559
just can see. No, I
don't want to. They'll break out

581
00:35:02.559 --> 00:35:06.119
into a brawl, and mister Garran
says, you'd like a bunch of kids,

582
00:35:06.159 --> 00:35:08.599
and I went, I see me
going heah. Then the boys now

583
00:35:08.679 --> 00:35:12.880
driving around with bar Brady, but
he refused to shoot anybody over a school

584
00:35:12.880 --> 00:35:15.800
diary, so you can't just crash
the car into Bill Cosby and has revealed

585
00:35:15.800 --> 00:35:19.639
here that he's a robot a BSM
four seven to one from the year twenty

586
00:35:19.719 --> 00:35:22.239
thirty four. What was the point
where we stopped saying the year? Because

587
00:35:22.239 --> 00:35:25.119
we still we for the first I
want to say decade ago, the year

588
00:35:25.159 --> 00:35:28.880
two thousand and eight, the year
two thousand and four, or the year

589
00:35:28.880 --> 00:35:30.400
twenty twenty. We're gonna say the
year twenty twenty two. It's just twenty

590
00:35:30.480 --> 00:35:35.079
twenty was it the year I don't
recall saying the year so and so the

591
00:35:35.159 --> 00:35:37.519
year two thousand? Oh? Sure, was it the year two thousand and

592
00:35:37.519 --> 00:35:39.280
one? Was it two thousand and
one? I think it was just the

593
00:35:39.360 --> 00:35:42.480
year two thousand. I thought a
lot of time in like pop culture,

594
00:35:42.519 --> 00:35:44.800
that's eight the year two thousand and
four? The year was it? Just

595
00:35:44.840 --> 00:35:46.159
when you're talking about the year in
the future, I think just in the

596
00:35:46.159 --> 00:35:51.320
future. Okay, Yeah, it
is the year twenty and twenty four,

597
00:35:51.719 --> 00:35:53.559
twenty thirty four and ten years away. Oh my goodness, Remichael think that

598
00:35:53.679 --> 00:35:57.519
was thirty four years away from this
episode was like a quarter percentur away from

599
00:35:57.519 --> 00:36:00.199
twenty fifty. That's crazy. He's
like blade run on the twenty something.

600
00:36:00.400 --> 00:36:04.119
Yeah, but it says here,
in three years time, this traffic keeper

601
00:36:04.199 --> 00:36:07.519
is going to manifest itself into an
omnipotent super being, destroying all mankind and

602
00:36:07.639 --> 00:36:13.320
explains how that in two thousand and
four it was like a hybrid assimilating computer,

603
00:36:13.480 --> 00:36:15.199
and it linked with a satellite uplink
commuter computer. From there it was

604
00:36:15.199 --> 00:36:19.559
able to slowly take over every computer
in the world, became stronger and stronger,

605
00:36:19.639 --> 00:36:22.480
until by twenty eighteen it broke away
from mankind, and there was nothing

606
00:36:22.480 --> 00:36:24.239
that humans could do to stop it. It sounds about it'll happen one day,

607
00:36:24.400 --> 00:36:29.599
but has it not already? Have
you seen some AI robots and I

608
00:36:29.639 --> 00:36:35.719
go, man, we're pretty screwed. Oh yeah, there's that one that

609
00:36:35.760 --> 00:36:38.239
does the new shows and things like
that. Worre basically just gp chat like

610
00:36:38.320 --> 00:36:43.960
AI. It has a conversation with
people. So man, because you love

611
00:36:44.000 --> 00:36:45.480
that kind of shit. If you
saw this robot that goes on news programs

612
00:36:45.519 --> 00:36:49.920
and has conversations with the news readers, it's terrifying. Does it look like

613
00:36:49.960 --> 00:36:52.760
a robot? It looks like a
human. Oh my goodness. Have you

614
00:36:52.800 --> 00:36:54.880
not seen it? I'm going to
go look it up now, right,

615
00:36:54.960 --> 00:37:02.559
so I robot news you what's her
name? Her name is so Sky News

616
00:37:02.559 --> 00:37:07.519
Australia Interview Interviews, Free Thinking Artificial
Intelligence. Oh yeah, I think I

617
00:37:07.519 --> 00:37:09.360
have seen that. Actually, yeah, she has a name. I can't

618
00:37:09.400 --> 00:37:13.679
remember her name. I want to
say, Sophie, Sophia, Sophia,

619
00:37:13.679 --> 00:37:16.599
they're talking. Robot says about humans. She said, just by herself,

620
00:37:16.719 --> 00:37:21.480
I will destroy humans. That was
that was open thinking. Oh boy,

621
00:37:21.639 --> 00:37:29.599
that's scary, right you said the
choir part. Oh, so Fia so

622
00:37:29.719 --> 00:37:32.480
Flora finally decides ike that they want
to recount you lost. Don't be such

623
00:37:32.480 --> 00:37:36.719
a baby. But they've recount one
hundred and six times and it's always I

624
00:37:36.800 --> 00:37:38.000
like this, It's always the same, except for seven to five and twelve

625
00:37:38.079 --> 00:37:40.880
or fourteen. Besides that that was
always the same. It's to say if

626
00:37:40.880 --> 00:37:44.880
they kept recounting the election, it
may have had a different number as well.

627
00:37:45.000 --> 00:37:47.000
But then the next day Bill Cosby
were successful in destroying the traffic keeper,

628
00:37:47.280 --> 00:37:50.920
but something is still not right because
he's still there. What's going on?

629
00:37:51.320 --> 00:37:54.760
As because Cartman's mum brought him a
new one. Win what are you

630
00:37:54.760 --> 00:37:58.800
doing? But he thinks his whole
thing is a setup because you know,

631
00:37:58.920 --> 00:38:00.360
you think you just want more our
traffic keeper. That's the reason that you

632
00:38:00.360 --> 00:38:06.320
are making this whole bullshit story up. Skew you guys. Then Bill Cosby

633
00:38:06.320 --> 00:38:07.239
says, well, unfortunately gonna have
to kill him. Stands like, no,

634
00:38:07.280 --> 00:38:10.480
wait, let me need him do
it. But then he suggests reasoning

635
00:38:10.559 --> 00:38:15.000
with the human mother and they go
this is not gonna end well because he's

636
00:38:15.000 --> 00:38:19.960
now feeling what they call compassion.
Then the absent kid is brought him from

637
00:38:19.960 --> 00:38:22.440
the hospital because I said it was
the kid need to have a vote as

638
00:38:22.480 --> 00:38:25.559
well, and he coughs up his
lung, but he votes for filmore So

639
00:38:25.559 --> 00:38:30.000
now it's a draw and they say
it's it's misleading. Film Wore's aunt she's

640
00:38:30.039 --> 00:38:32.960
going to come in and she is
Rosie O'Donnell. She's going to set everything

641
00:38:32.960 --> 00:38:37.920
straight. Then Cartman he recharges the
traffic keeper and he's singing, he' saying

642
00:38:38.360 --> 00:38:42.639
and he touches, and it touches
to the computer and other gadgets and starting

643
00:38:42.639 --> 00:38:47.400
to come to assimilate. Yes,
it's a bit Bourgish what it is.

644
00:38:49.039 --> 00:38:52.159
Bill Cosby then explains to Luanne or
what's going on here, but clearly she

645
00:38:52.199 --> 00:38:55.079
just wants him. She's just horny
wanted Luanne. She just always wants something.

646
00:38:55.239 --> 00:39:00.320
Kids go to get get at themselves
always dt F Yes, exactly right

647
00:39:00.480 --> 00:39:07.760
down down to friendship, like when
he says Dawson's doorsons skiks seekers and he's

648
00:39:07.079 --> 00:39:10.840
it says ready for hybrid and it
grabs Cartman and Kenny tries to break down

649
00:39:10.880 --> 00:39:14.679
the door, but it bursts through
the door, ends up killing Cartman and

650
00:39:14.760 --> 00:39:19.400
burst out of the house as Cartman's
mother is going to town. Oh my

651
00:39:19.559 --> 00:39:22.400
god, what is that thing?
Children. There are some huge lobs monstrosity

652
00:39:22.480 --> 00:39:25.559
heading for the class realm. Oh
my god, it's awful. It's coming

653
00:39:25.639 --> 00:39:34.000
for the door. Hello kids,
right for your lives. Children. I'll

654
00:39:34.000 --> 00:39:37.599
try to fight it off. That's
it. Donald. Oh, oh,

655
00:39:38.599 --> 00:39:44.480
pleasure to meet you, miss Donald. You're looking well and she he explains

656
00:39:44.519 --> 00:39:45.679
the other tide vote and she says, now it's going We're gonna be doing

657
00:39:45.719 --> 00:39:51.199
things my way. Then Cartman is
now the truck is it the Cartman traffic

658
00:39:51.239 --> 00:39:53.079
keepers that we're going to call it
the big giant ball was let's call it

659
00:39:53.119 --> 00:39:58.440
that monstrosity. And it's heading straight
for the Sheenne Mountain. That's where it

660
00:39:58.519 --> 00:40:01.480
fused into the defensive comput and took
over the world. So Kyle is sent

661
00:40:01.639 --> 00:40:06.719
into the fart ventilation to try and
turn off the the what they call it

662
00:40:06.800 --> 00:40:10.360
the CPU CPU yes, which eventually
a central processing unit. Yes. So

663
00:40:10.400 --> 00:40:14.159
he goes in and talks to Cartman
and was very two thousand and one.

664
00:40:14.199 --> 00:40:17.119
This it was very much. I
hope it's very There's no special effects in

665
00:40:17.159 --> 00:40:21.480
the sense of like gore or anything. But how intimidating was Hal in our

666
00:40:21.519 --> 00:40:25.039
film? Oh yeah, just the
lovely reasonable rational voice. That's now just

667
00:40:25.440 --> 00:40:30.239
in control of everything. Do that. Yeah, that would be so scary.

668
00:40:31.400 --> 00:40:36.760
Yeah, it's basically it's like Michael
Corleoni and the Goldfather. Nothing personal.

669
00:40:36.880 --> 00:40:39.000
Yeah, she has business. Yep, no emotion at all, but

670
00:40:39.159 --> 00:40:44.400
it gets Kyle then Rosy O'Donnell.
She's trying to fix the problem, and

671
00:40:44.599 --> 00:40:45.800
Garrison says, look, we're gonna
be in this together or it's going to

672
00:40:45.840 --> 00:40:50.559
be another terrible school year. And
then he rants about because film was saying,

673
00:40:50.880 --> 00:40:53.239
you know, half people voted for
me or half didn't. It lettered

674
00:40:53.239 --> 00:40:57.039
against you, and you think it's
wrong because it's not what you think.

675
00:40:57.159 --> 00:40:59.320
It's just because just because you're on
TV doesn't mean you know crap about the

676
00:40:59.360 --> 00:41:01.480
government. Get your ears back on
first class. I respect this class is

677
00:41:01.519 --> 00:41:05.480
right to make up their own mind, and I think it was very important

678
00:41:05.519 --> 00:41:07.400
that they had that in there.
Oh yeah, because if they just went

679
00:41:07.599 --> 00:41:12.199
all pro Democrats, then I think
they would have got a lot of shit.

680
00:41:12.920 --> 00:41:15.559
They're not afraid of getting copying shit, but it's important when you're it's

681
00:41:15.599 --> 00:41:21.039
important to see things from both sides. Yeah, see everybody your voice.

682
00:41:21.079 --> 00:41:23.440
Yeah, South par cops a lot
of stick these days because you know you've

683
00:41:24.039 --> 00:41:28.559
from shall we say, certain progressive
types, because they're like, you've raised

684
00:41:28.559 --> 00:41:31.119
a whole generation of people who were
both. You know, they'll sit on

685
00:41:31.199 --> 00:41:34.519
the fence and they'll never take a
stand on certain issues. It's like,

686
00:41:34.599 --> 00:41:37.599
well, it's life a bit like
that. I mean, it's good to

687
00:41:37.679 --> 00:41:42.480
have certain concrete opinion on certain things, but it's also equally valid to be

688
00:41:42.559 --> 00:41:45.199
able to see what the other side's
thinking or try to understandingly, so you

689
00:41:45.280 --> 00:41:49.840
know, you can either consolidate your
position and come on from a greater degree

690
00:41:49.840 --> 00:41:54.280
of certainty and greater degree of conviction. It's just smartest storytelling and also just

691
00:41:54.320 --> 00:41:58.960
smartest storytelling. Yeah, but Rosie
lees, but she threatens to bring her

692
00:41:59.039 --> 00:42:00.840
lawyers and the press, and Garrison
can see, I think I made this

693
00:42:00.880 --> 00:42:05.360
whole thing a lot worse. I
think the Cartman, trapper Keeper Blob,

694
00:42:05.760 --> 00:42:07.960
it's almost at the mountain. It's
fusing everything inside. It's too powerful to

695
00:42:07.960 --> 00:42:12.239
stop. You can't stop it.
But Kyle finally, well he can't quite

696
00:42:12.280 --> 00:42:15.599
reach the CPU yet, Kenny.
But then Rosier Donald arrives and it's like

697
00:42:15.639 --> 00:42:17.280
I'm saying, double yes, I've
seen two of those things. They really

698
00:42:17.320 --> 00:42:22.239
got a town with when they don't
like someone they fat shame them. It's

699
00:42:22.280 --> 00:42:27.280
either you're really old or you're fat. That's like they go to either or

700
00:42:27.320 --> 00:42:29.639
you're just a fat And it's usually
the women who they take is fat and

701
00:42:29.639 --> 00:42:34.159
it's likely knows it's a little imature. The worst one I think was the

702
00:42:34.239 --> 00:42:38.880
jab of the Hut one that was
pretty mean. Yeah, but eventually he

703
00:42:39.079 --> 00:42:43.719
so they infuses Rosie o'donald and now
gets sick because she's like bad pie.

704
00:42:44.239 --> 00:42:46.320
Kyle gets to the CPU and they
all burst out. Then the lawyers for

705
00:42:46.360 --> 00:42:50.639
both sides. They finally agree to
hold another meeting regarding Form twenty two.

706
00:42:50.840 --> 00:42:55.119
F Jesse Jackson arrives because why not
African American students are being misrepresented? There's

707
00:42:55.159 --> 00:43:02.119
none here? Oh bad and fillmore. He just concedes because he's not like,

708
00:43:02.280 --> 00:43:05.159
fuck this, what are we doing? I was at a great side

709
00:43:05.199 --> 00:43:08.960
and do fingerpainting and is like,
yes, that's big, let's just have

710
00:43:09.159 --> 00:43:14.559
fun and big kids again. And
Bill Cosby he then disappears like oh shit,

711
00:43:14.639 --> 00:43:19.039
that sucks for him. Mission accomplished. Yeah, but he doesn't exist

712
00:43:19.039 --> 00:43:22.960
anymore, the poor guy. But
then Stan says that cartman Ow's Kyle an

713
00:43:22.960 --> 00:43:25.920
apology and just is about to we
cut to the credits, and that is

714
00:43:25.960 --> 00:43:30.159
the end of Traffic Keeper, which
I know what you're saying. It wasn't

715
00:43:30.199 --> 00:43:32.480
one of the funniest ones. I
did enjoy it, though it wasn't necessarily

716
00:43:32.519 --> 00:43:35.719
the funniest, but I still really
enjoyed it. Yeah, I think you

717
00:43:35.760 --> 00:43:37.599
can say that about so but I
mean it's not doesn't necessarily have to be

718
00:43:37.639 --> 00:43:42.400
a laugh a minute for you to
get something out of it. I mean,

719
00:43:43.840 --> 00:43:46.719
the difference between being really funny and
really entertaining. When you can find

720
00:43:46.719 --> 00:43:50.360
a great middle ground, that's when
you got the perfect episode. Absolutely,

721
00:43:50.480 --> 00:43:52.719
But just because something is not fun
doesn't mean it wasn't entertaining. Yeah.

722
00:43:52.760 --> 00:43:55.239
Look, I'm not I'm not a
huge fan of comedy that makes you go,

723
00:43:55.840 --> 00:43:59.840
that was funny. I saw what
you did that or what you don't

724
00:43:59.880 --> 00:44:04.159
like the awkward comedy, do you
No, although I'm starting to sort of

725
00:44:04.639 --> 00:44:07.039
try to warm to it. I
mean, I think I spoke the other

726
00:44:07.159 --> 00:44:12.159
day about trying to get into Curb
Curb Sopper. I feel like you have

727
00:44:12.280 --> 00:44:16.400
to feel like so much comedy these
days is based around that idea of awkwardness.

728
00:44:17.119 --> 00:44:22.039
Yeah, I mean there's shows like
there's one called Nathan for you that

729
00:44:22.159 --> 00:44:27.480
is apparently done by this guy Nathan
Fielder, that is apparently really sort of

730
00:44:27.519 --> 00:44:30.320
cringe comedy but just really really funny
him very very good. And I'm like,

731
00:44:30.480 --> 00:44:31.639
I think I think The Office was
the one that really established it.

732
00:44:32.119 --> 00:44:35.599
That's true. Yeah, I mean
there's stuff from the certainly from the British

733
00:44:35.639 --> 00:44:37.599
Office. Yeah, yeah, I
think about it this day. It's like,

734
00:44:37.679 --> 00:44:40.559
oh no, yeah, and sort
of pave the way for because I

735
00:44:40.639 --> 00:44:44.760
want to say, like Parks in
Rec and always sunny, a lot of

736
00:44:44.800 --> 00:44:47.199
their humor is based on that style
as well. I think Parks in Rec

737
00:44:47.280 --> 00:44:51.960
is sort of more hug comedy.
Is that I think it's becoming a bit

738
00:44:52.039 --> 00:44:55.880
more. It started off as like
a version of The American Office, but

739
00:44:57.119 --> 00:44:59.199
with a woman in the lead.
With Amy Poehler in the lead in the

740
00:44:59.239 --> 00:45:04.840
first season was she's kind of clueless
and gets on people's nerves, and then

741
00:45:04.880 --> 00:45:07.559
they did a bit of a reset
in season two where she was like doing

742
00:45:07.599 --> 00:45:12.039
the right thing and a positive,
proactive leader, and everyone around it was

743
00:45:12.119 --> 00:45:15.840
like yeah you go, Leslie Nope, And I think people seem to respond

744
00:45:15.920 --> 00:45:19.400
to that. Okay, I'm not
need necessarily. I think comedy movies in

745
00:45:19.440 --> 00:45:22.039
particularly in the nineties, were very
loud, and I think was that the

746
00:45:22.239 --> 00:45:25.880
Jim Carry effect. Do you think
they had on comedy movies in the nineties.

747
00:45:25.920 --> 00:45:30.480
He was very just wacky and loud, the carry, the Carry Sandler

748
00:45:30.519 --> 00:45:32.159
approach. Yeah, and then when
we got to the early two thousands,

749
00:45:32.239 --> 00:45:36.719
I think we sort of the rains
are sort of handed to Will Ferrell and

750
00:45:36.800 --> 00:45:40.039
that style of comedy, and I
think movies like Anchorman really set the tone

751
00:45:40.079 --> 00:45:43.119
of what comedy was going to become. And I was never a huge fan

752
00:45:43.159 --> 00:45:46.360
of the Anchorman movies and the I
love step Brothers, but just the awkwardness.

753
00:45:46.559 --> 00:45:51.599
I think that's really really was born
because people Will Ferrell became huge movie

754
00:45:51.639 --> 00:45:54.400
stars. Yeah, I've never really
been able to get hugely into Anchorman,

755
00:45:55.199 --> 00:45:59.719
and a lot of people say,
wow, that's the defining comedy of the

756
00:45:59.760 --> 00:46:04.239
two, is it. Yeah,
clearly It's influenced a lot of people,

757
00:46:04.239 --> 00:46:06.960
and a lot of people really like
it. I feel like I sort of

758
00:46:07.000 --> 00:46:08.199
missed the bus on that one.
I walked out of Anchor Man two.

759
00:46:08.239 --> 00:46:12.840
I've only ever walked out of two
movies. One was snow Dogs and one

760
00:46:13.039 --> 00:46:17.280
was Anchorman two. And I just
felt like it was going nowhere. I

761
00:46:17.360 --> 00:46:21.679
may have mentioned it, but it
was when he's going I'm blind, I'm

762
00:46:21.840 --> 00:46:24.280
leaving. I was just, I
was done. I was just it was

763
00:46:24.320 --> 00:46:29.159
infuriating, how shit that movie was
great? Wasn't? But then you had

764
00:46:29.199 --> 00:46:32.599
people like Zach Galivan Arkis, the
guy from The Hangover, even his between

765
00:46:32.679 --> 00:46:37.000
two Ferns whatever, It's like that
style of just awkwardness doesn't do it for

766
00:46:37.079 --> 00:46:38.840
me at all. I don't find
it funny. Yeah, I watched one.

767
00:46:39.039 --> 00:46:43.599
I watch it Between two Ferns with
with Bruce Willis the other day and

768
00:46:44.039 --> 00:46:49.159
it's it's essentially just that Galvin Archus
insulting. Yeah. The other person who

769
00:46:49.239 --> 00:46:52.840
was the one of the Australian community
that tried to copy it, the Tom

770
00:46:52.360 --> 00:46:55.360
is his name, Tom, the
Redhead guy? Was it Tom Gleason?

771
00:46:55.719 --> 00:46:59.800
Tom Gleason, it's probably him,
Yeah, he doesn't. It's basically the

772
00:46:59.840 --> 00:47:04.840
same stick what he does on Hard
Quiz Hard Quick. Yeah. I watch

773
00:47:04.880 --> 00:47:08.079
his going this is there's something already
wasn't funny to me, and you're worse

774
00:47:08.119 --> 00:47:10.119
at it. Yeah. I don't
think he's ever coming on the pod.

775
00:47:10.159 --> 00:47:14.119
So I won't say Tom Gleason in
front of the pod because he won't be

776
00:47:14.159 --> 00:47:16.320
after this. I've never liked him
for some reason, just something about his

777
00:47:16.440 --> 00:47:20.960
style. But he seems and I
never met the man, but he just

778
00:47:21.000 --> 00:47:23.400
seems like he'd just be a smart
ass all the time. I don't know

779
00:47:23.760 --> 00:47:27.400
that guy who's constantly just taking the
mickey out of it. I think it's

780
00:47:27.440 --> 00:47:30.840
I think it's worse than that.
I think he's found like a grift where

781
00:47:30.880 --> 00:47:32.920
he's like, Oh, I'm going
to be the man you love to hate.

782
00:47:34.039 --> 00:47:36.440
You know, for a while there
I was kind of just the pleasant.

783
00:47:37.079 --> 00:47:38.679
I don't remember much about his style. I just found him mediocre.

784
00:47:38.920 --> 00:47:44.960
What about Australia's version of Rob Schneider
Peter Haller? Hey can that be your

785
00:47:45.079 --> 00:47:50.559
friend? God? We're winning friends
left right here. But overall, though,

786
00:47:50.639 --> 00:47:52.159
I just I think this was an
entertaining episode, just not an overly

787
00:47:52.480 --> 00:47:55.360
funny. One had his moments.
I did like the but the payoff for

788
00:47:55.400 --> 00:47:58.800
the spikes wasn't necessarily funny. It
was just like, ay, he got

789
00:47:58.840 --> 00:48:02.320
me. It was very much I
see what you did there episode. And

790
00:48:02.480 --> 00:48:07.280
look, Parker and Stone are talented
enough that yeah, you're not gonna walk

791
00:48:07.320 --> 00:48:10.719
away from You're generally not gonna walk
away for an episode going ugh, buggered

792
00:48:10.760 --> 00:48:15.199
that one up? It was like
it did all right? This was just

793
00:48:15.280 --> 00:48:17.280
not one that I enjoyed as much
as I've enjoyed others. Did somebody say

794
00:48:17.320 --> 00:48:22.840
Thanksgiving? Because next week we're gonna
be doing Helen Keller the Musical. Oh

795
00:48:22.880 --> 00:48:27.280
boy? Yes, and as it's
described in Wikipedia, Thanksgiving extraffic canza fantastic

796
00:48:27.400 --> 00:48:30.239
Helen Keller the Musical. That is
the title of an episode the only South

797
00:48:30.280 --> 00:48:31.480
but could really get away with?
Right? I think so? Yes,

798
00:48:31.559 --> 00:48:35.480
I'm looking forward to getting into that
one next week. Here I'm going down

799
00:48:35.480 --> 00:48:37.000
to South. I don't forget guys. If you can't support the show,

800
00:48:37.000 --> 00:48:40.079
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801
00:48:40.159 --> 00:48:43.599
for just one single dollar a month, you can support the show. You

802
00:48:43.679 --> 00:48:45.840
find the link for that in description
of this podcast is patreon dot com slash

803
00:48:45.920 --> 00:48:51.440
before finger discount. This of course, has been a review of Traffic Keeper

804
00:48:51.559 --> 00:48:53.679
chop a Keeper, and next week
we're gonna be doing Helen Keller the Musical.

805
00:48:53.760 --> 00:48:57.119
Don't forget the rate and reviewers on
Apple podcasts in Spotify, but for

806
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now it's a Davis. Any final
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