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Productions Presents Movie Night, Season three, Episode two, Bad dats Hey,
Josh, you pass me that wire? Josh, Josh super? Why are
you shouting? I need Josh's help? Where is he? He left an
hour ago? What really? What are you doing under his desk? And
did you move his back? He said, I can hook up my equipment.
What equipment? My streaming stuff? Like my camera? I held it
up. What are you hooking it up to the computer? But I can't
reach it? Why don't you just go over the top of the desk because
Josh said, I could only do this if none of the wires were showing
and I didn't break anything. What's that crack picture frame over there? I
knocked it over, so you already broke something. That's why I have to
make sure the wires aren't showing. Where's the cable? I'm passing it through?
Now you see it? No? Look well I don't have my eyes
closed. You see it now? Yeah? Yeah, got it? Good?
Pull it through. Daisy ended up pulling the whole cable through the other
side of the desk. What the hell, Cooper? You told me to
pull it through. Yeah, but you pulled it too hard and plug the
other end in. I wanted to make sure it would reach first. Well
here, pass it through again. No, just shove it back that way.
Oh Cooper, I don't want to do this. Can you just wait
till Josh gets back? Please? Where do you go? He went into
work? I thought work was closed? Remember, lock out? Locked down?
And yes, I remember I told you about it. Wait, I
see the cable. Good you have it? Yeah, but don't let go
of your side. I'm not going to make the same mistake you just what
happened? God damn it. You pulled too hard. You yanked it right
out of my hand. Why did you have a stronger grip? Why aren't
you smarter? Hey, Cooper? Please you know, now that I think
about it and look at it, I don't think the cable reaches. How
long have you been working on this? When did Josh leave again? A
whole hour? A whole hour for one cable? Well, I had to
loop it through a bunch of other cables down here. No, Biggie,
I can just use the SD card I hate you. Before she walked out
of the room, I climbed out from under the desk. Wait, Daisy,
what do you think Josh will be mad about the picture frame? It's
of him and his childhood dog Buster. Yeah, but I thought he didn't
really like Buster. He framed the picture meaning what meaning? I'm not taking
the blame for breaking it. I know that's what you're suggesting. I don't
want him to be mad at me. Not my problem. Fine, then
can you at least take the blame for breaking his bed frame? You broke
his bedframe, just the back part. Goodbye, Coop. Wait, Daisy.
Wait. Thirty minutes later and I had everything set up, camera,
lights, green screen, computer software, microphone, the whole cat and kiboodle.
As I grabbed a soda, Josh came home. Hey Coop, Hey
Josh. I finished setting everything up, but everything I thought it was just
a camera, no green screen, stream deck, lights, all of it.
Since when were you doing all that? Since I decided I wanted to
be Internet famous. You know, it's a lot of hard work. I
don't think you realize that. No, it's playing games. I play games,
But it's not just that you have to be good at gaming. You
remember my running riot in my Halo days. You have to put in a
lot of hours. I don't have a life. You have to be personable.
I talk a lot sometimes even when I shouldn't. But you have to
have interesting things to say. Oh yeah, well I can do that too.
What about my animal facts? I got a text today? Did you
know that polar bear's skin is black? You're gonna need a little more than
that. Okay, did you know that slugs have four noses? I mean,
you're gonna need more than animal facts, not necessarily. I'll watched this
girl streamer named Summer of sixty nine. She's not that interesting. Does she
have big boobs? Yeah? Oh, there you go. She doesn't have
to be interesting. Damn. I wish I had big boobs like meat loaf.
I'm not a huge fan, but I'll eat it. I mean in
fight club. Oh yeah, bits tits. I don't know if that'll work
for me. Probably not. So why did you go to work today?
I left my sunglasses and lunchbox. Figured i'd grab that stuff since who knows
how long this lockdown will last? You mean lockout? No, I don't.
After grabbing a drink, Josh went to his room. Holy hell,
Cooper, would you do to my room? I walked in to see him
standing by his desk in the film lights. Well, that's my setup.
Where did you get all this stuff? And is that soundproofing? Yeah?
I was gonna use your quote for soundproofing, but Daisy said you use it
to sleep. Well it's a quick so yes, that was an accurate statement.
But I don't use a quill to sleep. That's because you don't have
a bed. Where'd you get all this? Anyway? My friend cam he
had a bunch of extra stuff. It takes up half the room. That's
why I pushed your bed back. What? Oh, come on, Coop.
The bed was directly in front of the TV. It still is just
at an angle now awesome. Can't wait to watch my movies at a slant.
It'll be like watching a movie in three D. That isn't even remotely
close to how that works. I ignored him and went to my setup.
Do you think it's cool? Though? What the hell happened to my picture
of Buster? Oh? What? The frame is cracked and it looks like
someone tried to use glittery glue to piece it back together. Well, glittery
glue was all days he had hold on. Brad is calling Yo? Is
it true that we're not doing movie night this Friday? Kelly's not coming?
Oh? Why because of the quarantine. I mean, duh, so what
now we can't have fun? I think Daisy and Kelly want to see how
things go. Anderson too, Oh shocking the suck up is sighting with his
fiance. What about you? I don't have a fiance. I mean,
what do you think? Hey, it's my movie choice this week, but
I'm still okay with putting it off because of the lies of the mainstream media.
Please don't. That's what cost me money last week. Exactly. The
mainstream media screws over everyone. I think in this case, it was you
look at the bigger picture, Josh. Where's Daisy? Let me talk to
her? Color then what are you saving minutes? Just give her the phone.
Hey, Daisy, Brad wants to talk to you. Is it about
movie night? Yeah? Then tell him I'm not changing my mind. She's
not changing her mind. Give her the phone. He wants to talk to
you. Tell him no, she says, no, Josh, Daisy,
Brad, Daisy, Daisy, what what? What? What? Josh?
Daisy? Josh Cooper. Cooper, Cooper, Josh what Brad? Shut up?
Brad, huh I heard her. You know this is exactly what they
want. Oh god, please, Brad, be careful with the pronouns.
Oh not them. They they they That clears it up. I'm talking about
the government, of course you are. Please don't go into one of your
conspiracy rants. I'm not. But there's a fine line, and they are
crossing it. There's a safe way to go about treating this seriously, but
also not turning everybody's lives upside down. I mean people are out of work,
not you. Well, no, but I'm looking out for the little
people. Us little people appreciate it. What does Cooper think about the whole
thing? Do you really care? No? No, yeah, you're right.
Hey, Josh, one second, what Cooper? Do you need your
G drive? What do you mean do I need it? Like if you
didn't have it, would you miss it my G drive? Yeah? Yes,
I would miss my G drive? Oh what about your D drive?
What about my D drive? Can I delete it? No? Eat a
drive? Then buy one. But I'm out of work. Remember the lockout?
Yeah? Yeah, I remember the lockdown? Cooper. You were unemployed
long before that. Bat and pig ever met lies. They planned this.
China's government did this on purpose. Shut up, Brad. Hey, can
you see if Brad has a hard drive, I can use an external one,
no one that plugs into the computer from the outside. Brad, I
don't, well I do, but I don't want him using it important files?
Porn? You still download porn? What are you sixty sixty? I'm
downloading it, not storing it to VHS. Right, he doesn't have one,
Cooper? Why does he download porn? So I don't have to search
when I want something particular? Fuck saves on search time apparently. Oh all
right, I'll ask Cam if he has a driver I can use. I
went back into Josh's room to grab my phone to text Cam. I bet
he had one. So Josh, no movie night this week? Well?
Actually, I think we are doing one, but I think we're going to
zoom it like fast forward, like do it over zoom. Oh right,
how does that work? Shouldn't you know? Mister show your asshole? Can
we not bring that up? I'm going to pick a movie that we can
all acquire and or stream, and then we'll get in a group and watch
it together, you know, like a reaction video on YouTube. That sounds
so fucking lame. I can't believe you're rolling over like that. Where's your
fighting spirit? Where's your bravera? You normally exhibit what brevera? I pretended
to run into a girl at a gay bar to get her number. Yeah,
but what about the bird battle I lost? Yeah? I guess you
are a big pussy. Not Anderson level, but you know, still pretty
big. A stream over zoom will at least keep Moving Night alive. But
I hate it. Movie night is changing and I hate it. And you
know I won't sit idly by. But that's exactly what you're going to do.
Damn you're right. Would you rather cancel Movie Night altogether? Fine?
Well, you know what this is? Right, we're literally in detention.
The government is treating us like kids and putting us a time out. You're
overreacting whatever. Tell Davy, she's playing right into their game. There,
that's right, stay there, wait, no, just there? H e
I R What are you talking about? The government? Yeah? I figured,
okay, I'm gonna go fine, just let me know what movie you
decide on. Hey, Josh, Yeah, I walked into the living room
to see Josh putting his phone in his pocket. Kim didn't have an extra
external drive, So can I delete your JA drive? No? Why because
that's where he keeps his porn. Daisy Josher, just stop, I'll order
you an external drive. Happy. Perfect? Then there's only one more thing
I gotta do. What's that? Push your bed back a little more?
Oh? Come on, hey, Cooper, I need the computer. H
Cooper, Daisy, Daisy you sing? Cooper? I thought he was in
here playing games. Now he said he wanted to get set up for a
React video instead YouTube React video for a movie night. Yeah, so he's
expanding. He wanted to hook up the camera in the living room. You
know, I don't know how I feel about doing a React video for movie
night. Why Because I don't want to be on camera while I watch a
movie. Plus, it'll be boring. We don't even talk much when we
watch. You don't have to talk? Why? Because I have big boobs.
That's not where I was going with that. You do have to talk.
You have to do fake gasps and animate over every little interesting detail.
You saying React videos are fake. Maybe the reactions aren't necessarily fake, but
the way they over emphasize everything is this coming from the person who spends hours
watching reels and TikTok's is not true. You don't have TikTok no, not
anymore. Well, don't worry about it. Cooper talks during the movies often,
any better be the only person on camera? You know what? I
think it is? What is why you don't want to be on camera?
Because then I have to do my makeup and after a week of not having
to worry about it and dressing like a work from home yoga instructor, I
don't feel like getting dolled up. No, I think you're worried about how
people will perceive you watching movies. What does that mean? You're always lost
when we watch movies, and I think you'll be embarrassed. That is so
not true. No, how many times did I have to explain character motivations
in Zodiac? Well? What was Joyn Hall's goal? How many times did
I have to translate the language in The Witch? I don't know why we
couldn't put on subtitles. Would that really have mattered? We could have tried?
Or how about the entirety of Mulholland Drive? Okay, fine, Yes,
I suck at first viewings. I'm sorry I'm more encapsulated by the direction
and acting and cinematography that sometimes I miss story beats. Sounds like you're making
excuses. All I'm saying is, if we do end up filming a reaction,
the movie you pick for tonight better be a movie I've seen before so
you can fake it. Does that bother you never bothered me in the bedroom?
Why would it bother me during movie night? Good? Hey, you
hear that? Yeah? I do? What is that? Is it in
the walls? Do we have rats? Maybe they're quarantining too. No,
No, that's scratching. Isn't coming from the walls. It's coming from the
ceiling over here. It's coming from the kitchen. No, the living room.
You hear it? What the what the hell? Oh? Man,
hey, at least they landing on the couch. What the hell were you
doing in the attic? I held up the end of the ethernet chord trying
to plug this into the modem. Come on, man, I need it
hard wired so there's no lag. Cooper, look at the mess you made.
I was covered in wood chips, drywall and pink fluffy stuff. Well,
what was I supposed to do? The ethernet caber wouldn't reach if I
ran it through every room? Will it now? It will through this hole?
Probably? Cooper? Who is going to fix this? Do you have
any more drywall anymore? Damn it? Coop? Yeah, I can fix
it. My friend Cam has all kinds of tools. You should see his
box, his box, his toolbox. This is just great. What is
missus white even going to think about this? You said she's racist. We
shouldn't trust our opinion. Being upset with a hole in her ceiling is not
an opinion. It's a feeling, and I have a few feeling She's gonna
be pissed, then don't tell her. In all fairness, I kind of
agree with Cooper. You don't think we should say anything. What she doesn't
know can't hurt her. I hate that's saying. Why the skinny dipper in
the opening of Jaws didn't know there was a great white shark in the water.
Yeah, she died, Josh, Oh, spoiler. You've seen Jaws.
No, I've only seen Jaws two and three. Why is that not
surprising? It's surprising because he hasn't seen Revenge, No way, I have
seen that one too, all but the original gross even I haven't seen revenge.
Neither has Michael Caine. I don't think it was that bad. I
tried dusting myself off. I'm gonna take a shower. This pink stuff is
itchy. That's probably a good idea movie nights in twenty minutes. Cooper,
you're going to clean this up. I will after my shower. My eyes
are starting to che Don't touch your eyes with your finger. I'm not or
your thumbs. Oh okay, days, Why are you looking at me that
way? This is all your fault. How I didn't put Cooper in the
attic, and honestly, there's no ladder in here, so I'm not even
sure how he got up there. You let him move in. I was
trying to be a good friend while now not only can we not do a
traditional movie night because of the lockdown, but the living room is a complete
disaster. Okay, but you can't blame Cooper for COVID. He better clean
this up, Josh. When I walked back into the living room, Josh
and Daisy glared at me. Daisy was really mad, but I would fix
it. Cam could help me. I washed out my eyes, but I
needed clothes. I grabbed some out of my backpack. Hurry up, Cooper.
Okay, I rushed to the bathroom with my new change of clothes.
Man Daisy was pissed. It's not my fault. She had a week's ceiling.
Maybe we should postpone movie night. You can't do that now, it'll
crush Brad. So it's all he has. This is all any of us
have now. I haven't shaved my legs, use chapstick, or warn anything
besides sweats in the last seven days. I understand. But let's still do
movie night. We're out of sparkling water. I'll go shopping tomorrow, Josh,
and I'll remember to wear a mask. You better take Cooper with you
too, because I want some peace and quiet. This is just the beginning
of the lockdown. Who knows how long this will last. I agree,
that's why we got to make this movie night. Work fine, good,
so be honest. David Lynch films don't confuse you. What I know.
I have trouble following plots sometimes, but come on, no, of course
they do. Watching a David Lynch film is like watching a dream. Scenes
are all over the place, and you want to believe there's a deeper meaning
to the train conductor with a camel head, but it's probably nothing more than
a fear of the desert? Is that actually in one of his movies?
No, that was from a dream I had, but I knew it.
You're worried about how you'll appear as a first time watcher. I can gather
subtext, but sometimes it requires more than one viewing. That's understandable. Still
feels like you're picking on me. I'm not, but I wanted you to
admit it. Can't we just stream it on Zoom with the rest of the
gang and not record it and put it on YouTube. Listen, Cooper just
broke our ceiling. I'm sure he'd be willing to put his reaction on hold
for now. Good. I'll get on my laptop. We should get ready.
I shouldn't have tried to go through the ceiling. I could have seen
if Cam had another longer cable. Cooper, hurry up, I'm coming.
I quickly got dressed and went into the living room to find Daisy and Josh
leaning on the counter. Daisy's laptop was open, and I could see Brad,
Kelly and Anderson on screen in different windows. There he is, way
to go, Cooper. It wasn't my fault. Actually it is. It's
undoubtedly and exclusively your fault. No, I met with the ceiling. What
do you think we're talking about. I dried my hair and then looked at
the mess on the couch and floor. You're cleaning at Cooper. I know,
I know, but after a movie night, it's funny. The situation
reminds me of my sister Aubrey. She did the same thing. She fell
through the ceiling. No, she ran through a glass door, shattered the
thing. I thought that something only pets did. Wait, how is that
the same thing? Well, it's similar, similar, isn't the same?
Crashed ceiling, crashed glass? So was the glass out clean? She couldn't
see it? Not really, the blinds were shut. I'm thinking she couldn't
see the glass with the blind shut. Then how did she into it?
It's better than hell. My dad broke the sliding glass door. Did he
run through it too? Nope, he threw a plate. What did he
miss the counter? If he did, he missed by eighty miles per hour.
Your dad can't throw that fast. Let me guess fight. Yeah,
we were really going at it. Yeah, I had a few of those
as well. Please, your dad was not that bad, says you.
I know I met your dad. Yeah, he could be cordial to new
people, but behind closed doors he was a completely different person, especially if
he was stressed and drinking. My mom got a little crazy with wine.
One time. She locked herself out of the house for two hours, then
got stuck in the cat door, exactly like Rose McGowan and scream Did she
get murdered? No, so not exactly like scream, Well not exactly.
Did your mom have big boobs? What gross Cooper? What Rose McGowan had
big boobs? That's why she got stuck? Okay, forget I brought it
up. Hey, Josh, she'd probably be a good stream h I nudged
Josh in my elbow, but he gave me a weird look. You know,
my dad wasn't always the best either. That's obvious. Why is that
obvious? Kelly? I can see your daddy issues a mile away over zoom,
and I don't even need to see your tramp stamp. I don't have
a tramp stamp. I have a back tattoo. That's not the same thing.
It's similar, similar, isn't the same? And it's higher up Kelly's
riot. It's cute that you guys all want in, but your parental relationships
don't even compare to me or even Josh a situation. At least you recognize
I didn't say your situation was worse. I would have taken two of your
dad's over mine. Please. My dad once left me at a soccer game
to go fishing. Totally forgot I was even at the game. I had
to walk home in the rain. That's nothing. My dad got arrested for
fighting another dad at the zoo, my first ride in a police car.
You guys trying to one up each other, we're having a bad dad off.
My dad wanted me to play sports so bad that it refused to buy
me new clothes or let me eat dinner until I kicked twenty conc to field
goals. My dad got drunken in Applebee's and started a bar fight. Please,
You're supposed to be drunken disorderly in an Applebie's, that's expected. My
dad got drunk and a Chick fil a child's playground and cursed out all the
kids. He even said Jesus fucking Christ, which is not something you should
say around kids and definitely something you shouldn't say at a Chick fil A.
Yeah, well, my dad got wasted at an olive garden and fell asleep
mid stride, falling into several waiters singing some old lady Happy birthday. The
little slice of cake hitter right in the face ruined her eightieth. Well,
my dad got drunken roots Chris and caused four thousand dollars worth of damage.
Oh yeah, my dad, enough enough? Okay, damn you both win.
Yeah, not sure why either of you are trying to win this.
You know, my dad drank a lot too. Your dad wasn't an alcoholic.
No, he drank a lot of water in power aid, He worked
out a lot. He was actually pretty healthy. Cooper, How is that
the same? I didn't say it was the same. It's not similar either.
No. I love my dad. You guys do realize your dad doesn't
have to be an alcoholic asshole to be bad. Right, My dad was
hardly ever around. Oh spare me, princess. Your dad bought you a
car to make up for not being around. He thought he could buy my
love. Yeah, and then for years you rebelled, And that, children
is how liberals are born. And how about you, Bender, You think
you're one of a kind. But Josh, when through the same thing as
you, Yet you're the one who grew up to be an asshole. Explain
that? What about me? What about you? Don't you forget about me?
Anderson? Your parents are still happily married. I still went through some
stuff not comparable and not similar. I don't think your simple minds understand I
have a cigarette burn in my leg. Wait a second, you did that?
Yeah, but I was on the phone getting yelled at by my dad
at the time. You're stretching now. At least you guys knew your dad's
I was raised by my brother. Was he a dick? My dad or
brother? We already know about your dad, I mean your brother, my
brother? It was great? Well then, see Alicia had a brother.
Brad just wants to win the bad dad off because he doesn't have much else.
That's not even a slam, it's factually accurate. You are not going
to bring up the lockdown again, are you? Relax? No? But
I do hate this. I should be arguing with you guys face to face.
I don't know. Me and Anderson are lying in bed, super comfy.
Why are you always like this? Kelly? Like what? Anderson knows
what I'm talking about here we go. Let me guess this is in some
way about my political beliefs. Oh no, no, I'm talking about your
personality. What's wrong with it? You're Molly Ringwald. I am not a
princess. If anything, I'm sheety. You're not sheety? Daisy is sheety?
I'm sheety? You have to be sheety? Why? Because she's the
other girl. You're not a brain or an athlete, so I'm the basket
case. Come on, don't be so insincere. She's more than that.
You just used brain an athlete to describe the other characters, and what does
that make you? Brad the criminal? I may act like Nelson, but
I think I'm more like Estevez. You're not an athlete. Did you miss
the story about the field goals? That is totally Andrew Clark. You haven't
played sports in over a decade, and even then you never made it past
tryouts. It's why my dad was always so angry and disappointed. Oh am,
I I don't know. Definitely not the brain. If anything, I
think Cooper is the basket case. I'll second that. Then who are you,
Daisy? Principal Vernon? You know what? I can see that Okay,
can you start the movie now? Sure? We're ready. Yeah,
but guys, how do you plan on watching? What do you mean?
Did you notice your projector we all spun around to see it hanging by its
power chord. It's slowly spuned and revealed a cracked lens. Damn it,
Cooper, I don't think that was me. Now, how are we going
to watch? Wait? I have an idea. I can't believe we're doing
this me, Josh and Daisy crammed into his bed under the covers. You're
right, Kelly, this is comfy. How are you guys doing over there?
I hate being in the med all. We need you there? Why?
Because I'm the only for all? Yep? Sexist? Don't complain.
You didn't want to lay in your bigger bed? Nope, I don't want
you to in my room. Hey, I'm ready when you guys are us
too? Hold on, Josh is on Amazon for some reason, I'm ordering
another lens. Good idea I could ask Cam? Kim has everything? Cam
didn't have an external drive? He did, but it was full of porn.
Why don't you guys just stream it? Daisy? You don't understand,
Okay, and ordered new lens will be here in two days. Good,
let's start the movie. Josh put the laptop on his nightstand and we all
laid back. What movie are we watching again? Seriously, Cooper, did
you miss that whole conversation in the living room? No, Brad and Josh?
How shitty dads? I remember Sheety Nelson Astabez. Oh I love Saint
Elmo's Fire Breakfast Club, Coop, I chose the Breakfast Club. Oh?
I love that movie too. Okay, Ready, let's do a countdown.
Hey, Josh, how come we're at an angle? Cooper saying no more?
Hey? What the is my bed broken? How did that happen?
Cooper say no more? I'll fix everything, guys, I promise. Okay?
Ready? YEP three two One Movie Night. Written by Robert M.
Lamb, Edited by Ashley Cardissano and Robert M. Lamb. Starring Robert M.
Lamb as Josh, Catapell as Daisy, Brian Messick as Brad, Jack
Austin as Cooper, Hope, Ennis as Kelly, David Hugglestone as Anderson.
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