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All right, what was mock one
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Sports. At seven, Cowboys won the

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dumbest game. It was really stupid. We'll review our predictions at eight o'clock

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too. A thirty didn't want to
nine o'clock. There was an announcement on

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Friday against some stuff from that to
keep you updated. You're gonna have fun

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and goof with you all week long. Giving away a pair of tickets to

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see the National. Now it's a
pretty big one. He loved the National.

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Love the National. What do you
mean there was an announcement. There's

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some things that hit on Friday and
on Friday after Oursia, but you think

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three hours before that, you can't
reveal the announcement to make it a little

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bit more of a compelling to ease
yes, I saved my good teases for

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later because listening, why are they
listening at nine? It's it's more of

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a placeholder. There three Grammy nomination. There other things there. There could

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be other things there, he wrote, Grammy nominations and pull some things.

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I question how much you really love
the National. You know, I may

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like them. I think you may
think they're fine, but I don't think

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you love them. You're probably top
ten man for me? Away the National?

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Come on, they're good. Top
ten. The last three albums I've

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been in garbage really okay? Well
that should knock them down out of the

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top ten. Do you have a
you should have a list of ten things

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you love? Ten? Yeah,
and we're only all allowed to have ten.

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Oh my god, that's official.
Just things. It could be anything.

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My musical artist power rankings do jump
up and down quite a bit.

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Where's spaghetti in your list? Where
spaghetti is that top town? Oh,

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spaghetti could be up there. Man, spaghetti. Friday night, you have

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spaghetti. And we had Italian weekend, the three of us. You had

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a spaghetti, Mikey and I had
a pizza. Italian Thanksgiving it's coming and

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we had the veto time. The
di Vito thing is quite that's quite a

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thing. I don't even it's unbelievable. That poor kid, I know,

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I know, sweet poor Tommy d. I felt so bad for him,

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but real quick back to Italian Thanksgiving
reservations are made bro for Italians not even

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going to do it at home.
Reservations are made to have Italian Thanksgiving on

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Thanksgiving. There's some place in Italy. No you're not doing it at home.

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No, no, no, I'm
not doing it at my house.

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I'm not. I'm not preparing one
damn thing. So you're going to a

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restaurant, Yeah, you're going to
strons going to I'm not going to tell

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you which why you think that?
Yes they will, yes they will.

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Are you going to Roccos? Roccos? Are you going to Cafe Moliday?

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You're talking about Rocos down there at
the Quadrangle. No, going to Roccos.

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Now there's this. There's several places
that are that are open on Thanksgiving,

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most of the Italian spots. Really
just guess what. Italy doesn't celebrate

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Thanksgiving because they're not thankful America celebrate
their Native Americans in Italy. Huh shame.

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You watch Sopranos. You know what
they think of all that Columbus Day

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debacle. They do think it's beneath
them that went well. When Paul jumps

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out of a pickup truck with a
two by four, I really enjoyed soprano.

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It's one of the greatest comedies of
all time. I was just thinking

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it's good. I know, I
told you. But the last episode,

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Christina watches the very ending and then
ends so abruptly. You remember what she

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said? What happened? Why are
you crying? Then? Like back to

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Silands, it's really good. Are
people from New Jersey the weirdest, weirdest?

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Like state? What state? You're
gonna say? Florida? Right?

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Well? I was gonna say Utah? Okay, because in my defense,

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most of these Florida man stories aren't
like a native of Florida, you know,

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yeah, yeah, Utah is pretty
whack. Yes, the state wide

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the yeah wild rules of state wide
insurance. They can't their their bars close

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at like nine pm. Their beer
is like one, they can't have soda.

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Have you been No, not officially
hung out in Utah, but unofficially

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yes, unofficially yes, off the
record, much like my Thanksgiving dinner.

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Does that mean you've stopped over in
a on a layover? What do you

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how? Could you? Have you
or have you not been to Utah?

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I can't. Oh, I think
we need to move on. Oh,

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there may be warrants you don't have
warrants from the nineties. You're a sweet

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man, You're not a bad boy, Dan convincing anyone. Sometimes even the

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sweetest kids get caught up with some
ruffians. Each had to make it edgy.

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Yeah I did. There could be
some warrants that I got caught in

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Utah. Okay, yeah, and
in Utah it's illegal right anywhere else,

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it's fun we get caught. I
drove up for the Olympics when they were

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there from Arizona. Ah. Oh
too, eh, I don't remember.

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Yeah, that was it city.
It was beautiful. We can only afford

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to go see the Bob Slid.
But you say that, and it's true

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because we went out because we tried
to get tickets to watch Apollo Ono skate

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the short track. That's when he
was the hot, the hottest thing on

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ice, and we couldn't afford him, and they were so expensive. So

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we're like, well, we got
all this money, we planned on buying

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these tickets. We couldn't, so
we went and got like dinner, and

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I remember just getting drinks was such
a cluster, Like an arrest tronk.

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You had to fill out paperwork and
it was a cluster. It's a bad

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state it's well, yeah, it's
an well, it's beautiful, it's a

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gorgeous it's a terrible state. Kevin, Kevin, Dirk said it. Didn't

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Dirk say Utah is the worst fans? Did he? I think so?

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It's like the one time, maybe
that was Shack. Dirk had an explosive

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opinion about something in his career because
he was so mindful, what a sweet

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guy. Maybe that was Shack.
He was a Dirk or Shack. You

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never know, man, You never
know if it's Dirk or Shack that feel

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like Dirk said it, he might
have. Do you think Mississippi might have

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a couple votes in this as far
as weirdest state? Yeah, maybe Texas

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is weird. Yeah, Texas is
weird and a lot of people nationally would

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vote Texas on the weird weirdometer.
So when you had to fill out all

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your paperwork to get a jack and
coke or whatever it was in Utah and

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probably harken back to the old and
you guys don't know this, but there

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are listeners that do the old days
of the unicard in Dallas that was before

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it was before your time and probably
before your time here, you would have

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remembered it had you lived here,
Kevin, you're too young to remember.

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The unicard for basically, to drink
in certain parts of Dallas, Dallas County,

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you had to be a quote unquote
member of the club. And that

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happened at like Fridays, Like you
went to a TGI Fridays on Skillman and

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you'd have to fill out this form
present your ID. Then you were in

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the system and you had to carry
around I'm not kidding. If you wanted

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to drink in certain parts of Dallas, you had to you had to show

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your unicard. And those finally went
away, I think sometime in the early

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nineties maybe, But there's dude in
oak Cliff. There's something still in some

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places and in some places designate themselves
as social clubs. Yes, I don't

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know the benefit of that or what
that is. There's one in East Dallas

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and I don't remember the name of
it off the top of my head,

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but at one point went in there
just because it was a random you know,

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let's go to someplace we've never been
before, and showed up at this

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spot and they were like, y'all
need to need your idse and needed to

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sign this thing. I was like, oh, my god, this is

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like unicard days. And then I
kind of breathe in and I look around

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and everybody in the bar is just
crushing cigarettes inside. All right, maybe

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that's it because it was a private
maybe private club. But I think they

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have the Oak Cliff Social Club,
which is right near where I live.

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And yeah, I think you still
have to show some You show your ID

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and they write it down and while
detectives I think is the same with that

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too, get private access to a
speakeasy or something, not that it's some

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zoning thing, right, Yeah,
Yeah, that's weird. It's a different

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maybe it's a different type of liquor
license that they have that requires that from

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customers fee that you pay. The
bottom line is when you live in the

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South and it comes to mashing the
Bible and alcohol, all bets are off

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and you just don't know what you're
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saying is Utah is a weird state
because they deal with that on an entirely

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elevated level. A lot of small
towns. So in my small town of

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called Only, which is two hours
west of here, they were dry my

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entire life. So to combat that, there are liquor stores and towns around

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it. One town is called Magargle, com heard of. And there's Newcastle's

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Newcastle yeah mcgargle, mcgargle, Newcastle
population five oh five, a high school

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graduating class of five. But two
liquor stores. Yeah, so because you

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can't, we just can't vote on
making the county wet. Here you can

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get your car and drive ten it
to the liquor store. Like that's not

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a good We have the same thing. You have to go, you have

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to drive and these that's worse.
And you you'll know this kt. Those

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liquor stores were literally on the other
side of the county line. Like if

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I drove west of town from Knox
City, because Knox City was in the

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heart of the county, you'd have
to drive twenty miles twenty minute drive to

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get to the liquor store. And
it was you'd see county line and the

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other stores, like two liquor stores
right there, right there, and those

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places would just flourish and were seventeen
and just walking in there and buying whatever

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we wanted. A check idees now
hell no, and then you bring it

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back and but yeah, you could
not buy any booze in the county.

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I think finally, finally they allowed
beer and wine, yeah, in the

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county, but right now not liquor. But it's still there's still those rules.

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I mean, I can only buy
beer and liquor anywhere about my house.

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I have to drive to. I
go to River Cut Liquors. But

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you have to go under that almost
downtown. I don't know what lines I'm

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crossing. Seriously, you have to
go down the riverfront to get liquor.

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Yes, that seems crazy. But
I thought there was like Danny's liquor store

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right there on Davis Street. No
really, yeah, okay, Danny's,

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Yeah, right out of Kessler.
I thought that's a store. I'm quite

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sure there isn't. I I don't
know. I mean, Sunday liquor laws

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are strange to me. But you
can buy wine, I think, but

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you can't get a chicken sandwich.
But didn't very in one place. Didn't

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Abbott pass a bill that gave the
option to liquor stores to sell liquor on

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Sunday, Like a year or two
ago. I think that was either on

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the docket. I don't know if
it got signed through, but that was

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they were going to give the option, and most liquor stores are like,

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no, we kind of like the
day off. We're just gonna stay closed.

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And then you have to is it
nine o'clock? I think Saturday night.

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May it shuts off at some point
you have nine o'clock, but I

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missed that cut off before nine o'clock. I remember being blown away in probably

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nineteen ninety when I made my first
trip to La Hollywood to do gigs out

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there and stayed at this crappy motel
on Sunset and Librea, and the fact

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that you could walk across the street
to a grocery store like a tom Thumb

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that was open twenty four hours,
and at three in the morning you could

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walk in there and buy a bottle
of whiskey in a grocery store at three

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in the morning. We were like, what, Yeah, why are we

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living in Dallas? This is amazing? And there's Nicky six of Motley Crew.

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What'd you say to him? No, I'm kidding, but it would

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not have been uncommon. Any's liquors
on Northwest Highway. The one I'm saying

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it have Dingu's face up. Yeah, it does. Well. How about

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I was looking at of all things
traveling to Saudi Arabia. That was weird

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stuff on the internet. You get
some deals in place and it's he's joining

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the live tour Michael Siroy at iHeartMedia
dot com. If this is a cha

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e l for any of my Saudi
Arabian friends or eal, that's all eight

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am I c h a ye ye. But that whole country is dry,

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like bone dry. Yeah they have
Yeah weird can you imagine that? And

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they're against it? Yeah, bone
dry country. They drink, they're leaders

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some of the drink. Oh yeah, it's all Johnny Walker blue. At

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worst, it's all all those lost
Pappy van Winkle bottles or you can't buy

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a bottle of vodka in Saudi Arabia. But homosexual is thrown off of building.

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What's wrong with this picture. I've
had a lot of important, high

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end phone calls with people in Saudi
Arabia zero zero. Well, the one

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thing did involve a type of alcohol
sponsorship, and they're like, oh,

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we can't be involved in that.
Really it Yeah yeah, because it's bone

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to no go. They don't want
to be seen as people who drink,

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although they do. It's what's weird
too, is they have because when I

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was in the Air Force. I
went to Saudi Arabia and Bahrain, and

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you can drink in Bahrain. And
Bahrain is an island nation attached just by

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a bridge to Saudi Arabia, a
really long bridge, if I recall,

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And they will do the same thing
you guys were describing county to county.

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They'll go, but you can't bring
it back, not legally, but you

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know some of them do. But
even us, drinking in Bahrain was god

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almost impossible, and I think the
military was technically not allowed to drink,

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just to say, all of us
from public beheadings, which actually happened when

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I was there. Someone gets their
head chopped up. Yeah, yeah,

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I wasn't on location, but yeah, there was a town square public beheading.

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Jesus of a civilian. I don't
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southern tip of Bahrain, Shakeysa Air
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from Manama, which is the capital
of Bahrain, and it happened there,

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So we weren't there and we were
kept away, you know, like there's

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only certain days you could go up
and mix it up. But Bahrain had

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restaurants. There's a dam fud Ruckers
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own hamburger in Bahrain. I think
I went into the fud Ruckers, but

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I remember it was there. Yeah, really pretty nice burger. It's not

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bad and it's got the little bar
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exactly. Very beefy. You want
fifteen tomatoes, absolutely, bitch,

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stack them, handsome and like your
day at fudd Rutgers and like too much

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beef. I don't want to hear
you're the star at fudd Rutgers. You

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don't want too much beef? Uh
huh? Yeah, didn't you learn that

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on Friday? Yeah? To a
double will get you, it'll it'll ruin

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a day a weekend. What was
the text? The quote unquote friends was

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my favorite part. Somehow we put
it on us. Yeah, it's our

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fault, like we're going to put
the chains on the bull. Yeah,

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that's headed directly the snarling bull to
eat a double freaking chili cheeseburger at eight

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A. I think that that was
a good idea for the future of your

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weekend. It didn't sit well all
day that I okay, I'm sorry,

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I do this every time, but
can I play something for you? Absolutely?

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It involves what we're talking about,
and it involves JJ HIJJ. Hello,

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good morning, Happy Monday. We
take you back in time to Friday.

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This is when JJJJ feel creaking up. This is when Mike was discussing

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the burger he had just eaten and
he was starting to not feel very well.

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Mike Siroy with the brilliant decision to
eat an entire double chili cheeseburger from

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Water Burger. Hi, the whole
thing, Yes, all of it.

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That's one of the biggest burgers I've
ever seen. Two old beef petties,

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a mountain of chili, crispy onions, kedder cheese, and I was wondering

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how you were feeling and what sound
you would make if I came over and

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poked your tongue tongue. And then
Mike texted us on Saturday, I can't

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believe my quote unquote friends, let
me eat that whole burger yesterday. Well

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you should have tackled me about halfway
through. I didn't even dude, it

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was gone before I even noticed that. You like, if we're unwrapped,

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it break, he told you.
I didn't get easy with that burger.

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I had crazy eye. Everybody was
better than the last. It was so

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good. That was good. I
would not pre eight. I actually wouldn't

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order go into those things. And
I got just a single butter, I

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said, really, can we not
make this a double? That's the answer.

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Make it a single? Had it
hit a good PM hour. I

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saw a giant billboard for that exact
sandwich on Sunday and I did like a

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double take, and I kind of
squinted as I drove by, and it

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was both. I was like,
hello's delicious, but never at what price?

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The buns started talking con three days
damn good burger, though, But

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I think you're right. Single,
yeah, single, Just like we said

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split food, we don't ever need
the double. They don't ever get the

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double. I just hit a damn
single burger. Yeah, but it's two

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slices of one hundred percent all American
beef. Fine making it Yes, yes,

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please, ma'am. This is something
else I noticed, only forty to

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make it a double more? Oh, yes, welcome to value. Yes,

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I can't afford not to some and
I love water Burger obviously, but

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they at some point. I think
this is about when the merger happened,

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about four or five years ago.
I guess that was probably twenty twenty or

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twenty twenty one when Chicago bought them. And you'll just notice on the menu

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everything is a double or a triple
now, and I'm like, okay,

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it wasn't always the case that everything
on the menu had two big pieces of

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meat on it. It's one thing
always like that when they offer that option

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at like a Wendy's, because the
burgers are smaller and the meat's thinner.

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At Wendy's. Yeah, you get
a triple. It's kind of like you're

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getting a single at a regular Burger. But at Water Burger, those are

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some bitches are already big boys as
is, and you're doubling your pleasure with

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that extra slab. One American beef
last he had a triple and never never

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get my mouth on it. I've
had a three by three at in and

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Out and that's manageable. Oh that
sounds good. It's good. What times

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in and out open? Eight today? You want to you want to favor

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some in and out over here to
be here at eight o'clock. There's one

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right up the yeah, right.
There was a big weekend for hamburgers.

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Just a chili contest. Oh yeah, there were no tins. No,

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there were no tins. You were
firm, but fair. I was firm.

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A bunch of drunks on the judging
table, the panel, on the

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panel, Yeah, on the panel, a bunch of drunks who were like

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giving out tens frequently. I was
like, so you're telling me this is

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the greatest thing you've ever tasted in
your life, this is the best chili

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you've ever had of all time.
And he goes, you know, you're

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right. He marks out to ten
and it's a nine. But there are

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no point fives, no point fives, Yeah, all whole numbers. So

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you're yeah, once through ten ten
should be incredibly rare. So anytime anything

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is judged, just know it's not
a worthy panel of people who know anything

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about anything. They were given the
panel tequila shots and they were asking for

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more. It's like every time you
would try chili, there was a tequila

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shot coming through two pm on Saturday. I was hammered out of my mind

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because I was on a chili panel. What's about fun? It's a chili

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con carnival. Kevin was the integrity
of the panel. I guess we must

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have some fun and pick a winner. So there's one guy from one of

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these media companies. It was like, so, so, how was the

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judging work. And I was like, go back to your tent, buddy,

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the judging. What scale you're judging
on and what factors. So there

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was a theme too, because they
had, you know, you set up

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your these these chili teams company set
up a canopy or whatever and they cooked

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their chili there on site, and
there was a theme. And this year's

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theme was American Heroes under the Sea. Yeah, so like one night one

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of them was like mash. Their
theme was mash American Heroes, right,

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that makes sense. So one of
them was they had like a tailor Swift

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and a Travis Kelcey cut out and
they were winning the appearance and I had

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to stopped the panel. I was
like, how they're American heroes? I

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said, have any of y'all ever
served? That's a shot in the face

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to the troops fact, I said, Taylor Swift's hit song is called anti

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hero Why are you idiots voting for
that? They're like, well, the

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American heroes the most popular thing of
the world. The most popular thing in

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the world is American heroes. I
mean, Jude I was holding it down

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for a first time as the rookie
on the panel. Yeah, I had

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to get that panel into shape because
they were making some foolish decisions and it

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seemed like you were running them over
if the one guy changed his vote.

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I ended up winning. You took
control of the panel, control of it

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and Mash one as they should have
a Mash themed chili, But they were

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not a mass of them chili.
It's just the decoration of the canopy.

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They went with the camouflage and things
like that for the theme of American hero

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which everyone else seemed to ignore.
So one of the chili camps in their

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tent, they had a cardboard cutout
of t Swift and Kelsey. Yeah,

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why would they do that because they
thought they were American heroes? Were there

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little little cutouts in the chili or
something? Or you're also to be judging

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their chili. That's such more of
a theme of more from the from the

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team's decoration and then the chili is
what you're really judging. But they give

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a give above a prize to the
best decor o the best camp. All

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right, so we ended up winning. I don't know, left early the

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name of the chili. The worst
thing Rocks is driving while he's launching projectile

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chili out of the passenger window because
he's blasted on tequila. All right,

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Dan, you on the taste?
You just a little spoon. Didn't have

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much chili? So that want to
make one butter crush a hamburg Are you

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kidding? Yep? How many chilies
did you eat? There were seven?

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Seven, seven spoons of chili?
What were some other themes? One was

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horses? So I was like,
am I eating horse chili? It was?

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But it was good and all to
support the Dream Fund? How was

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your hamburger? Delicious? So good? Make them? Oh told you a

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big weekend for Hamburger. We take
we give her stomach aches on Saturday too.

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God y oh, well that's a
good opening. Coming up next,

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we're gonna solve We've got your cowboys, some cowboys stuff. At seven?

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Is that game was really stupid?
Yesterday? It wasn't It was awesome.

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It was awesome, but also real
dumb. And I'll show you how dumb

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it was at eight thirty. But
the Monday Money medics are here to solve

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and save some third world countries.
That's next to ninety seven won the freak