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M. Tuesday, February the twenty
second, twenty sixteen. That's the day

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today. It's the Giant Bondcast.
It's a podcast, Hello starring us.

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Hello, Hi is twenty s wave
to? Isn't really know it's the twenty

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third. Probably we should probably do
that again. Hang on to that.

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Yes, it's the twenty third,
twenty third? Should we start over?

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No moment of decision? Man through? Okay, fine, hello, Hi,

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we need to live with our mistakes. This is This is the run

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in like a video a hard video
game where you die or you get hit

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like immediately, and then it's like
if that one didn't count, that one

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didn't count, or like a this
run is just an exploratory run, and

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then that becomes your high score.
Oh wow, Yeah, unless you're playing

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a game where you can only get
hit once. Who would do that?

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I don't know what game. You're
easy people would do that, I don't

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know. Sounds like a bad video
game. Oh boy, people have three

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lives. I put in a quarter, I get three lives. That's how

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this works. Start with what Yeah, that sounds like a rip off.

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That sounds like they set the dip
switches to rip me off. Rip someone

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off five bucks, which you could
match the R key and skip having to

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mouse over to retry. Oh really, yeah, I just learned that too.

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That I just, I just I
just gave Dan an education a few

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minutes ago. All Right, it's
better than me at that game that we

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haven't said the name of yet,
Devil Daggers. Devil Daggers, that's a

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devilish move. I pushed too for
us to go record the quick look for

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that right before this, because I
needed to play a little Devil Daggers before

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we need before we talked about it
before we came in here. It's so

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good. I suck so bad at
it, but I can't decide if I

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like it or not. You like
it, I kind of hate it.

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Do you do things you don't?
I've never seen you more exciting to record

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it quickly constantly. It's the theme
of mine. Uh yeah, that game's

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good. I think you're right.
Yeah, I uh oh, we're talking

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about Devil Daggers. Yeah. Oh
my god, wow, it just got

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very not gonna play on an audio
podcast. Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna

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take a picture of this and post
it to the Giant Bomb Instagram account.

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Yeah, it's gonna go up on
the gram. Oh yeah wow, so

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h I guess which is our the
it's giant bomb dot com I'll spelled out

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yeah doo tcom. It's very red
in here. Yeah, it's Coolna,

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it's it's pretty cool. It's it's
hellish. Yeah yeah, yeah, absolutely,

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yeah, we're developing fucking photos in
here. It's very much like a

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darker room and heard. My point
of reference is a submarine. Okay,

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okay, yeah yeah. When you
go to battlestations, everything's red, gotcha,

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It's like a red alert exactly.
That's why they called it red October,

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right, because it was just red
inside the because it reds the color

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of the Soviet Yet, no,
you never know with you Dan record,

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you know why submarines are red inside? Why to preserve your night vision?

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Because the guys, your pupils from
doing the things like the cati thing.

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U don't cats see in the dark
because they are their eyes like super dialate,

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don't dilate or something. Why would
you need night vision? You just

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turn the lights ones in case the
lights going you not when you go upstairs

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to the conning tower and look for
ships. The periscope, uh, the

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periscope right, because that's looking out
on the real world, I guess.

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Yeah. But then there's actual windows
too, like a windshield. Right,

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there's no windows. No, I
don't know if you're kidding with me.

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It's right next to the screen door. Yeah, okay, oh no,

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I know that's fair. There's no
there are no longer portholes on submarines.

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Do they burst at certain pressures.
I just watched the deep Sea episode of

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Planet Earth, and I know there's
some creepy stuff down there. There is

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some creepy stuff, true, ye, squid and bottom feeders. You know

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you're close to the bottom. Have
you seen the vampire squid from Hell?

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What? Planet Earth? Have you
guys seen a planet of Earth? No,

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it's the best thing, not really
so good. I've seen them all

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like three or four times. And
watch some of Richard Attonborough type shit or

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what it is Richard Atonborough. It's
BBC perfect. Yeah, Well it's Sigourney

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Weaver if it's the American Discovery Channel, right, Yes? Is it is?

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It? Is it? They just
redub it with Sigourney Weavers. Yeah,

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but it's exactly the same. Yeah. Yes, I watched it on

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when it aired with Signey Weaver and
then on the Blue with Richardtonborough. I

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don't know, it was great.
I prefer the BBC version, did I

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Did I see right before we came
in here and they just announced another run

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of that thing? Serious swear the
planet Earth would be still around. There's

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still a planet of Earth. So
I have to more years to make I

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have to I have to look this
up now what's changed since then? They

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could do one more, but guy, I had to sit and where was

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it? Where's the where's the the
snow leopard Siberia? Oh yeah, there's

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only like forty of them, Like
there's something. We would sat on the

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side of a mountain like six months
looking for a snow leopard. It's like

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there I have to kill. I
have to kill six of those so that

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I can carry more spears. Well
in ten thousand BC. Yeah more,

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Yes, they just announced the planet
isn't just started yesterday. This is actually

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about Earth too. Yeah, Heart
will be hosting this one, okay,

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uh no? Yeah? David David
Attenborough David Attenborough is fully on board with

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this. Is he brothers with the
other one because I was constantly confusing that

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guy with the Drastic Park guy.
But he's dead Drastic Park Guy's debt.

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Yes, but they are brothers.
Oh, I didn't know that. I

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think it wasn't it, David No. I looked it up yesterday because I

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was wondering if it was the Drastic
Park Guy and it's not. It's another

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like Super Owl British Now he's eighty
nine. Yeah, yeah, new new

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six episode series Sex. Later this
year, Fantastic Fantastic randomly started watching that

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the yesterday. There you go,
Oh, I've been to Planet Earth.

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I should watch that. Yeah.
They talk about like good restaurants to go

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to or anything like that. Yeah, guy fairies the host. Awesome.

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We the American one. Okay,
yeah, the American one. He goes

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just like from different like shows you
like, different places to eat yep,

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yeah, lots of like burger challenges
and stuff. Right, awesome. Yeah,

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that's really cow It tastes delicious.
That's a that's a really bad guy

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fiery impression. I want to say, what sounds like his hair. I

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watched that film documentary. While we're
on the subject the documentaries, Brad side

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by Side. Oh yeah, Keanu
Reeves. Yes, who's a great interviewer.

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He's not bad, he's good.
It's not bad. You could tell

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he's been on a film set or
two. Yeah, I think that thing

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might have been taken off on Netflix. I watched it the night he told

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me about it. I want to
say, the day that you watched it

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was the last day it was on
Netflix. So now people can no longer

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watch it. Well, it must
be available somewhere side by side is a

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TV perhaps care about care about the
technology of image capture. That's a fantas.

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So I was talking with one Joey
Famelies, video producer extraordinary of testa

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dot com about this documentary and he
linked to me the video of the guy

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who's the uh, the cinematographer for
the eighth Star Wars movie. So apparently

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J. J Abrams and I haven't
confirmed this, but apparently jj Abrams said,

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like, all right, blanket statement, everyone who's making the next three

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Star Wars movies, they have to
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also And this director of photography was
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he went out this cinematographer and like
shot film and digital together. And then

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he apparently has devised, over a
period of ten years, an algorithm two

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create digital film that looks like or
digital video that looks like film without a

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reference file, so you don't have
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then tweak it to a digital This
is super video nerdy. But I'm the

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video producer and I'm on this podcast. So is it just like a from

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a drop down menu you just select
film eyes basically? Does it? So

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what he did, He's like,
he ran his filter on it and then

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also shot film side by side and
then put them both up there. Is

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that why it's called side by side? That's why that documentary is called side

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by side. This is a searate
video. Yeah, yeah, but I

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can't indistinguishable. Yeah yeah that yeah, that the the The conclusion of that

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documentary is pretty grim for people who
were holding onto film well, but it's

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also really heartening because like there was
there was a point where everyone was like,

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yeah, this is like digital is
way inferior than film, blah blah

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blah. And then like one camera, I forget if it's the RI or

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one of the red cameras are Alexa
and the Red Epic I think are the

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two in that one that they but
this documentary is like three years old at

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this point, so they are probably
better cameras. But even then they were

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like, yeah, these are these
are it almost there? Yeah, this

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is this is what we were looking
for, and now everyone's ready. Surprisingly,

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Chris Nolan, I didn't realize he
was such a film star. Dude,

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he is. He is such a
luddite, it's crazy, Like,

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yeah, watch behind the scenes on
some of his movies, Like he does

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everything on the set that he possibly
can. Yeah, So what is it?

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What is the argument against digital?
I mean, obviously the cameras are

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getting there, but like, what
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There's there's feel, Yeah, there's
a there's a kind of a touchy

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feel, the element of this is
what we grew up with and have used

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for a century. I totally get
that and our use to and I would

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say that's bullshit. Well that's the
argument. That's kind of just why,

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like why the cinematographer put this thing
up here. It's like, look,

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I can, I can do this
and it's indistinguishable. Yeah, so what's

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the point. I mean, they're
you know there there were so much more

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expensive and hard to do, and
you can't get a film camera some places.

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There were arguments about color timing and
resolution and stuff like that stuff,

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I want to ask, what is
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fast with digital in the last five
years that those arguments aren't really valid anymore,

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least scorting to this documentary. But
so yeah, it's yeah, that's

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the crazier part of that documentary,
which is like, but I didn't know

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that in the past, a colorist
only had like red, green, blue,

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and luminance, like that's it,
yeah, for the for all of

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film. And now you've got like
with digital you can do you can turn

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the sky purple, you know,
like you could like, oh brother,

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where art Thou could not have been
made because they wanted all, like all

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the natural foliage and stuff to look
brown but retain the blue sky. You

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can't do that in film because you're
changing the entire color. Prodot didn't do

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some of that too. Yeah,
not on the same time, I guess.

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I don't know if they it's called
bleach bypass. That may have been

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a like an actual chemical process.
Oh okay with the film, I don't

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actually know. I remember thinking it
was bullshit because I went into a college

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for film school and I was just
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Yeah, and you go into your
first film production classes, and they're

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like, okay, well you gotta
spend hundreds of dollars to buy like thirty

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feet of film or whatever and actually
cut it up and stuff. Why do

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we have to fucking this is twelve
fifteen years ago. That's That's the thing

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with like a remote film set for
a major motion picture, you are like

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sending truckloads of film like to in
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know, castle expense, Like you
have to have a developer like there,

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so you don't see it until a
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arguments are are self evident, you
know. Yeah, uh it's it's it's

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a lot more romanticized than that.
But that documentary is fantastic. Yeah,

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And I love the look of film, and so does this this. Uh

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I wish I could remember his name, but the cinematographer for Star Wars episode

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eight, he's like, that's like
my favorite look. Probably do just just

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because I've been watching film for so
long. But I can make digital look

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like that, so why not?
Right? But it's so much easier and

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cheaper yea, And they can't,
like you said, the cameras are smaller.

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You can get them in a lot
of weirder places. Is he then

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being allowed to not shoot this movie
on film? I don't know. I

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mean that that plays into the whole
like like nostalgia tinged Disney marketing mechanism of

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like they're all practical effects and it's
being shot on film, and it's being

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made like the ones you liked and
not the ones that you hated. Like

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that's basically the crux, you know
what. Like I think that's fine because

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Star Wars is such a like landmark
film. It's the sort of thing like

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if you said, oh, we're
making some offshoot Star Wars movie, it

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has to be shot on film,
that wouldn't really I wouldn't really get that.

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Well, they've already been saying about
like they hired the cinematographer from black

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Hawk down for Rogue One, like
like they are stylistically moving kind of a

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field of what Star Wars has been
for for those offshoots. Yeah, but

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anyway, that stuff remains to be
seen video. It also remains very red

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in here. Yeah, devilishly read. I don't think I actually think that

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I need to keep steeping in this
should Yeah, after the quick look we

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just recorded devil Daggers man was Devil
Daggers shot on film. Devil Daggers was

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shot on the Quake one software Renderers
of the Day. It totally has the

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look of It's actually, uh,
it's way more than just the low resolutionists

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of it. Like the character movement
looks and feels like Quake one, like

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when you when you strafe left and
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tilt like tilt, yeah, just
like Quake, like a bit of a

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rocket jump. It very much feels
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If you don't know what we're talking
about. Devil Daggers is a first person

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I guess the shorthand I use the
first person in geometry Wars. Yeah,

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it's like Geometra Wars or like Robotron
or but it's it's but it's like a

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run based game. You your score
is your time. You want the last

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so long as you can, and
very quick responds yeah. The number,

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Yeah, the number of enemies you
kill means nothing in terms of the leader

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boards. It's purely just how long
you can survive. Yeah. It takes

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place on this very small playfield,
like just this kind of round platform that

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you can fall off the side of
it's very dark, so you can't always

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see the edge like they usually.
You totally use the darkness against you on

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some of the later enemies, making
it harder to see their weak points and

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stuff like that. Well, you
say the Geometry Wars thing, but the

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scary thing is that in Geometry Wars
you can always see the pack that's chasing

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you around, right, And with
this one, it's just a bunch of

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fucking skulls and you know they're behind
you all the time, but you don't

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see him until you turn around.
There's just right there in your face.

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Is extremely important to get. Yeah, because because all the enemies have different

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sound cues. Yep, there's like
a tell that you can hear based on

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what kind of enemy is about sneak
up behind you. It's great sound too.

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I've seen some people complain about like
the fact that you can't see everything

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making the game kind of unfair,
But I would argue, if there are

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things chasing you to the point that
you can't get away from them, like

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you've already sucked up, like that
game is about threat management. Yeah,

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and like keeping the enemy spawners down
as fast as you can, clearing the

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board as much as you can,
right, Like you just if if the

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enemies are building up to a point
that they're going to overwhelm you, it's

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because you're failing. Like that's just
the way that you have to play that

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game, and that's how you will
die in that game, is at some

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point inevitably you are going to get
overwhelmed because you haven't cleared the board enough,

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right, and you're gonna run into
or back into some spire or some

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group of enemies. So I think
I got just over seventy seconds. Yeah,

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And the game operates on a set
like everything kind of spawns at the

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same time, like it seems to
escalate it a set progression. Every everything

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seems very SI. If there was
something that I had to say that I

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kind of didn't like about that game, it would actually be that. Yeah,

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and I get that, like,
you know, if you want a

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fair leader board, then you kind
of need everyone to have the same run

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more or less. But there's something
about like kind of not knowing what's coming

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your way. And I'm sure,
you know, if I was actually good

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at the game and saw more of
it than I would forget. But I

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know that the big spidery thing appears
at forty seconds. Yeah, yeah,

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that sort of stuff. I don't
think the location is static, but definitely

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the timing of definitely is. Yeah, that'll introduce some randomness just because like

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if the enemy spawners happened to be
on opposite sides of the platform, you're

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kind of gonna have a problem clearing
both at the same time. But I

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think it feels fair though, like
it's super super hard. But every time

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I die, I feel like it's
my fault. I guess I'm with you,

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but I feel like I'm still getting
like hit from the side and so

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you know, like, so what
what times are you getting because I maybe

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maybe guys spent eight okay, so
maybe you spent way more time with it

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to get there. Though that that
feels because I'm still like, oh wait,

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wait, why did I just I
think mine was a fluke because normally,

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like I die right around the time
the spider spawns, and then I

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kind of freak out and can't kill
that, and that's at the same time

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the like superspire with the two gems. Yeah, uh spawns, and that's

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a different type of horn thing.
Yeah, the horn thing that chases they

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kind of perpetually kills me that not
got pass over that hump yet. Yeah,

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the hump for me is fifty five
to sixty seconds. That's almost always.

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Yeah, absolutely, my best is
one seventy one, but I can't

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even I typically can't even come close
to that. Like, yeah, that

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that forty to fifty seconds span is
the crucible you have to get through to

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get a higher time, Like if
you don't execute perfectly at that moment,

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you are just not gonna make it. Yeah, yeah, I think my

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highest score was a fluke definitely.
But a cool thing you can do is

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look at everyone's high score run because
at anyone on the leaderboard, like on

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your Steam friends list or whatever,
you just click this button next their name

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and you watch their entire run.
You can speed it up, slow down,

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all that stuff. It's real great. I just I don't know how

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I feel about a game like this
where I, like, I would estimate

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eighty percent of my runs are coming
it in coming in at about a third

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of my best time. But don't
you feel like somehow not really you know,

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you got to that best time once, right, I mean, well

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I got like, you know,
I was hitting ninety seconds every so often,

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and then I got like one hundred
and twenty a couple times, like

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it's it's been iterative, but I
can't. It's just the number of times

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that I fail out super quick because
I was figuring, figuring this game would

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be about those kind of checkpoints like
at the forty to fifty second range,

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like you're talking about like okay,
devil daggers, Like I'm gonna get past

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this one and then the next you
know, kind of hectic moment or or

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hey, I'm gonna set this new
score and then hopefully I won't regress or

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all start getting to that point like
like all the time. That's that's what

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I mean. I keep regressing,
keeps forty fifty. That's frustrating every every

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single time. It's driving me crazy. It's it's specifically that first spider spawn

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and what you have to do to
get through that stuff, because the spider

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eats the gems that let you upgrade
your web. What, oh, you

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didn't know that. Yeah, that's
that's crucial. As its alive, it's

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sucking all the gyms and the fucker
kill that things. I am bad at

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killing the spider, yeah I do. That's the other problems. Do you

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have to shoot the glowing part.
Specifically, there's a larger part that seems

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to abandon flow. Realize that either
in the quick look because you shoot the

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red thing on the spire. So
when I saw the spider, like,

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oh yeah, the spires, the
red gym is the weak point on the

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spider. The red gym is below
the weak point, which is its face.

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But it's super hard to see its
face because it floats off to the

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side of the platform where you can't
walk. I didn't notice the flashes like

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yellow or something that hit it,
But the yellow flashing part is the weak

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point. Yeah, when you shoot
it, that's what thing to face the

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lights up, that's the weak point. But devil tagers, it's really hard

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to see that weak point and zero
in on it and be that thing can

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kind of fold itself up and just
hide its face whenever it wants. Yeah,

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yeah, so it can become invincible
every So like that that ten seconds

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stretch there makes or breaks every run, and it breaks most of them for

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me. And that is actually that's
that's Yeah. I typically don't kept past

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forty forty five fifties something like that. Yeah, I wash out there pretty

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often too, And yeah, like
I'm I'm actually I was very hot and

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heavy on this game coming out of
us playing it on the show on Friday,

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and then spent a little bit of
time with it over the weekend,

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and I don't know how much more
devil Tackers I have left in me,

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which for five dollar game, that's
okay, sure, you know, like

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like that's that's all right, But
that that one, that one odd run

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where you managed to get the upgrade
and kill the spider and just start clear

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and shit feels incredible. I've yet
to get an upgrade like that is a

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best moment contender or the first time
you get that upgrade and then just start

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like wiping everything off the map,
like it feels amazing, But it doesn't

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come often enough for my taste,
like feeling like you're like you're like jumping

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and grasping at this ring that you're
trying to grab onto and only like one

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out of every like thirty hops do
you actually managed to get your fingers on

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it. Yeah, that's my analogy. How do you get that upgrade?

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It's just ten gems that drop from
from certain enemies. Certain enemies, yes,

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okay, the spires, the skull, the horns, skulls, and

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like once you get to like the
centipede and stuff, there's a time.

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Yes, I've seen the centipede two
or three times. Wow, wait,

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so were we not getting ten gems? Were I still never have? I

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played like six hours this weekend.
I didn't get it once, and I

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know what you have to do.
Like we're getting gyms left and right,

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but I guess so the spider will
eat them. They'll also just blink out.

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They'll start flickering and vanish if you
don't pick them up fasterma, And

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if you're shooting, they're not gonna
magnet ties to you. Ye, stop

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shooting, and then they suck indies. So you can only you can Oh,

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you can typically only get like eight
or nine gems by the time the

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spider spawns and starts taking them from
you. So you have to focus that

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thing down and then you'll be able
to get enough. Hopefully. It's a

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fucking harsh master. Yeah, it's
a really mean game, but it's it's

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super satisfying when it all clicks.
It just doesn't. It doesn't quite click

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often enough for me. I was
telling Brad in the quick look, like

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even if it's something where I get
frustrated enough and I'm not gonna, you

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know, keep playing because I feel
like I've topped out in skill level wise.

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It's gonna be a fun one to
watch the leaderboards because just in the

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few days I've been playing it and
watching it, like, there are these

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names I'm recognizing. Now there's Matt
Bush the developer, and there's that bone

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Carver guy who got that initial like
eight minute run. Now there's this new

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person who's using your name. It's
just like twitch slash whatever. The top

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guy on the leaderboard has his twitchy
arnalysts user name right, sweet, So

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like I want to watch that almost
like a Steve web Billy Mitchell type thing,

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like, oh yeah, who totally
got this, totally got the American

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flag tie, who's sell barbecue sauce? Like totally. The name bone Carver

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was like floating in my head all
weekend. I see a bone Carver is

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doing his name. It is his
his his top run that we saw on

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Friday. It got invalidated over the
weekend due to a patch. Yeah I

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might so they patched it and I
think it maybe tweets something that broke his

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run or something. Anyway, Yeah, he vanished off the leaderboard. He's

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back like like number two right now. Uh, but yeah, it's it's

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gonna be fascinating to watch people break
that game open. Well, and you

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were saying that it sounds like Matt
Bush might have said somewhere that they're like

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thirteen bosses. I need to verify
that. I don't know if that's the

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case or not. But so,
Drew, we remember the bone chandelier.

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Yeah, yeah, we saw the
current number one as of the time this

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recording, the current number one run
has the guy beating the bone shandlights bone

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shan. Imagine if that is correct, If there's like thirteen bosses and the

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top in the world has only beaten
one of them, Like that seems like

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such a cool idea. Though,
even if there's you know, five or

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six that like, how long is
it going to take for someone to actually

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beat that guy? How do you
develop that? I'm gonna I don't ask.

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My question is the developer of holding
back deliberate? But like he's he's

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a like number what two or three
on the leader board? Is that deliberate?

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So he's not like, here's a
run that shows everything that the game

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has to offer. Yea, yeah, maybe just keep yourself up there.

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Yeah, but just like people know, like I'm here. Yeah, yeah,

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I'm not going anywhere. I'm trying
to fact check that now and see

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if I can actually figure out how
many. I don't know where I saw

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that about there being a bunch of
bosses in it, but fact checking.

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But think about that though, If
there are actually a ton of bosses in

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this game and the best person in
the world has only barely beaten the first

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time, yeah, that's great,
I'll never see any of them. Well,

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no, you can watch their run. It becomes more of a spectator

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sport at that point, and I
don't know there's enough Like the audio visual

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nature the side of of of this
game is so haunting that I don't like

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watching it for longer at the time, I don't like hearing it. It

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creeps me out. Yes, I
eventually hit a spot with Devil Daggers or

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I'm like, okay, Devil Daggers, I'm gonna stop playing Devil Daggers.

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Find you need to. It seems
like that's the game you need to just

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like really grind away on. Yeah, as long as you've got the patience,

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you know, until your patience goes
then you know, Okay, I

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need to stop for a few hours. I find myself coming away from it

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with a really gross, like nervous
energy. Yeah. Yeause it's so stressfuich,

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he's just so stressful. I was
playing on Friday night. It did

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not It did not help me.
Yeah, and any Yes, I was

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not in a good place after that. I was feeling a little loggy after

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lunch just now though, and then
we did that win did that quickly.

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Yeah, it is kind of a
little bit lowgy, Yes, logy,

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waylaid by some burritos, Like oh, like you ate like you're full or

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you feel yes, exactly got you. We did that quick look though,

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and I was just like low after
dark, ready to go, man like

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I played some devil Daggers. Let's
do this. It'll wake you up for

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sure. Uh, it is worth
five dollars. It is absolutely worth five

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dollars just to see how mean it
is. And it doesn't look and sound

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amazing. Yeah, it's it's pretty
cool if you're if you're in the first

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person shooters of a certain time period. Yeah. So we were talking about

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we were recording a demo Derby earlier
today, which I guess I'll be on

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the side is coming examined by the
time you were just coming soon comes yea

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ten this week, yeah, sometimes
week, and uh, we were talking

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a little bit about Quake World.
Well yeah, quake what about it?

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I don't know, it's it's just
it's just how crazy it was, like

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the the the predictive, like the
client side prediction of Quake World and what

406
00:24:15.319 --> 00:24:19.920
and how meaningful that is or kind
of video games too that followed. It

407
00:24:19.960 --> 00:24:22.599
was like it was when Quake came
out and it played like garbage on a

408
00:24:22.640 --> 00:24:26.920
modem and everybody was super mad.
Yeah, and Carmack I think it was

409
00:24:26.039 --> 00:24:29.079
his Carmack or one of the other
I think it was like Karmack and some

410
00:24:29.119 --> 00:24:30.599
motters or something sat down and make
Quake World. Didn't No, No,

411
00:24:30.680 --> 00:24:33.920
it was all him. I wasn't
but it was right after wrong, so

412
00:24:34.000 --> 00:24:37.240
it was it was right after release. But but I think it was him

413
00:24:37.279 --> 00:24:38.920
that came out and literally said,
hey, we played this on an IPX

414
00:24:38.960 --> 00:24:41.519
network in our office. We didn't
realize it would be just bad. Yeah,

415
00:24:41.599 --> 00:24:45.480
yeah, like wait, they were
they We talked about this in those

416
00:24:45.559 --> 00:24:49.880
uh what if his plan files.
Yeah, you can go back to ninety

417
00:24:49.920 --> 00:24:52.640
seven or whatever if you were if
you were if you were to finger John

418
00:24:52.640 --> 00:24:56.519
c Att Software dot com, which
I do all the time every day,

419
00:24:56.559 --> 00:24:59.599
you would have seen, yeah,
like look for more updates. But yeah,

420
00:24:59.640 --> 00:25:03.400
it was it was that was actually
this weird like game developer privileged situation

421
00:25:03.480 --> 00:25:07.079
of like we play on the supers
in our office. We didn't actually test

422
00:25:07.079 --> 00:25:11.079
this on a modem because nobody's ever
made a multiplayer shooter that runs over modems

423
00:25:11.119 --> 00:25:14.640
like this before, so we didn't
jo It was like, oh, let

424
00:25:14.680 --> 00:25:17.119
me just solve this, right.
So then so then he comes comes up

425
00:25:17.160 --> 00:25:19.920
with this like standard setting solution for
like yeah, for a client side predictive

426
00:25:19.920 --> 00:25:23.599
movement and all that stuff. But
that was such a weird time for PC

427
00:25:23.839 --> 00:25:27.400
shooters because oh yeah, yeah,
developers were just coming up with these massive

428
00:25:27.599 --> 00:25:33.279
innovations left and right for like skin
support and mods and online multiplayer and just

429
00:25:33.319 --> 00:25:34.400
all that stuff. It was very
happening. Yes, it was fun.

430
00:25:34.440 --> 00:25:37.119
It was fun to be right there
with a PC that was good enough to

431
00:25:37.200 --> 00:25:41.720
run all that stuff. Yep,
Playing bought and then I bought my Voodoo

432
00:25:41.839 --> 00:25:45.359
Playing Quick at three hundred pink.
Yeah, totally three hundred mill second.

433
00:25:45.359 --> 00:25:47.799
I had more of like it me
was. It was mark like two eighty

434
00:25:47.799 --> 00:25:48.799
five. Yeah, that's yeah,
that's about right. Yeah, I was.

435
00:25:48.839 --> 00:25:52.680
I was on a twenty eight eight
at the time. Those are fun

436
00:25:52.720 --> 00:25:59.039
times, but those that was then. This is now, Okay, what's

437
00:25:59.119 --> 00:26:03.240
what's now now? It's been going
on? Is Far Cry Primal now?

438
00:26:03.359 --> 00:26:07.960
Gosh? Right, after sitting through
that quick look and then you reviewed it

439
00:26:07.039 --> 00:26:11.400
and then I forgot we would have
to talk about it left that much of

440
00:26:11.440 --> 00:26:15.599
an impression on you. Huh.
It's man, I there was a real

441
00:26:15.720 --> 00:26:18.759
roller coaster of emotions with my time
with Far Cry Primal. You know it

442
00:26:18.880 --> 00:26:23.400
really there are things about that game
that I really like and a lot of

443
00:26:23.400 --> 00:26:30.839
it that I think is one hundred
and ten percent forgettable. Uh you know.

444
00:26:30.920 --> 00:26:33.480
So this is the far Cry that
takes place in ten thousand BC e

445
00:26:36.000 --> 00:26:38.799
uh for the Common era, Yeah, before the Common era, the Uncommon

446
00:26:38.799 --> 00:26:44.880
era, the Uncola era, and
you slam seven ups and club Saver to

447
00:26:44.960 --> 00:26:47.880
the tigers. It's awesome and that
actually sounds like an okay, it does

448
00:26:47.920 --> 00:26:52.400
sound all right, it's just cool
spot two all right. Yeah, so

449
00:26:52.519 --> 00:26:57.079
this is uh, take all the
things about Far Cry skinning animals to get

450
00:26:57.160 --> 00:27:03.000
upgrades, taking out so there's no
okay, I'm gonna blow your mind here.

451
00:27:03.039 --> 00:27:06.200
Okay, there's no wallet and there's
no currency. What are you gonna

452
00:27:06.200 --> 00:27:07.559
do with an animal hide? You're
gonna you know, well, you're gonna

453
00:27:07.640 --> 00:27:14.000
use an animal hide the generic term
animal hide to build your weapons? Is

454
00:27:14.039 --> 00:27:15.720
it not specific? Like, oh, there's a cassowarier. So there are

455
00:27:15.799 --> 00:27:19.799
also specific animal skins that those are
used for the upgrades, but there's just

456
00:27:19.839 --> 00:27:25.319
a resource for like, hey,
I threw all my spears and I need

457
00:27:25.359 --> 00:27:27.400
to make more spears. So when
you skin an animal, you get their

458
00:27:27.440 --> 00:27:30.440
specific skin, like a you know, a badger skin or something like that.

459
00:27:30.480 --> 00:27:33.119
But then you also get like I
got two animal hides also, Okay,

460
00:27:33.240 --> 00:27:37.119
under the skin is the hide.
It's just like a general currency of

461
00:27:37.119 --> 00:27:38.720
swords for crafting. Yeah, yeah, pretty much. What does a bandicoot

462
00:27:38.720 --> 00:27:45.440
skin get you? And nothing?
It gets you bought by Activision. So

463
00:27:45.480 --> 00:27:49.480
are you saying there are more types
of currency and materials. It's like they

464
00:27:49.640 --> 00:27:55.599
doubled and tripled down on the crafting
aspects of the game, which I liked

465
00:27:55.680 --> 00:27:59.200
those in the previous games, but
only because they were kind of that means

466
00:27:59.240 --> 00:28:03.079
to an end, and it was
a fun diversion from the things you were

467
00:28:03.079 --> 00:28:03.960
doing. It was like, oh, well, I'm gonna go hunt this

468
00:28:04.000 --> 00:28:07.279
stuff for a little while and then
get back to you know, take an

469
00:28:07.279 --> 00:28:11.400
out posts and do amissions and allsother
stuff where it's like a lot of this

470
00:28:11.480 --> 00:28:15.279
game like there are so there's a
village in this game, and you have

471
00:28:15.319 --> 00:28:18.640
to build huts and you have to
upgrade the huts, and that's also resources.

472
00:28:18.680 --> 00:28:21.240
So you're like, well, here's
a fucked up tree. I'm gonna

473
00:28:21.240 --> 00:28:23.799
go take this wood, and I'm
gonna use some of that wood for building

474
00:28:23.799 --> 00:28:26.880
more arrows, but I'm also going
to save some of that would in my

475
00:28:26.960 --> 00:28:32.240
pack and that will eventually be used
to upgrade a hut back at the village,

476
00:28:32.319 --> 00:28:37.640
which will unlock more skills for me
to buy and will potentially also advanced

477
00:28:37.680 --> 00:28:44.519
story in some cases. And so
like they really just they made a far

478
00:28:44.599 --> 00:28:48.119
Cry game that was way more about
the crafting, and it seems like this

479
00:28:48.200 --> 00:28:52.160
super misguided thing. Like though like
yeah, I was, you have to

480
00:28:52.200 --> 00:28:53.839
wonder like if they if they thought, like if they looked at all the

481
00:28:53.839 --> 00:28:56.640
other like survival games coming out and
it's like, man, we've been doing

482
00:28:56.680 --> 00:29:00.960
that for years, let's just blow
that out. But they blow it out

483
00:29:00.000 --> 00:29:03.880
at the at the expense seemingly of
the rest of the game. So like,

484
00:29:03.920 --> 00:29:07.559
it has main missions and it has
secondary missions, but like the main

485
00:29:07.599 --> 00:29:15.799
missions are really underwhelming and the storyline
is incredibly thin and lifeless. And as

486
00:29:15.799 --> 00:29:18.440
I finished it and didn't realize I
had finished it, if it was like,

487
00:29:18.480 --> 00:29:23.599
oh, that's like the opposite of
finishing Far Cry for super right,

488
00:29:23.920 --> 00:29:26.839
Well, I think the opposite is
finishing Middle. You're solid five thinking you're

489
00:29:26.839 --> 00:29:30.359
finished, and then there's more.
You'll be finished about six more credit roles

490
00:29:30.359 --> 00:29:34.119
from there, and actually, so
I apparently finished it out of order because

491
00:29:34.119 --> 00:29:37.519
they're basically it's like you're you eventually, so you are building up your village

492
00:29:37.519 --> 00:29:41.839
and as you you know, and
Far Cry they would have the missions where

493
00:29:41.880 --> 00:29:45.519
it's like, hey, here's two
guards walking a prisoner through the open world,

494
00:29:45.839 --> 00:29:48.000
and if you just shoot those guys
and free the guy, and then

495
00:29:48.000 --> 00:29:51.039
it's like, yay, well,
now when you do that, a villager

496
00:29:51.079 --> 00:29:53.400
gets added to your village's population,
and there are other missions that get When

497
00:29:53.400 --> 00:29:57.000
you take over an outpost, you
get more population, and that population number

498
00:29:57.079 --> 00:30:00.920
translates into XP bonuses and more resources, more resources for more crafting. The

499
00:30:02.000 --> 00:30:04.079
guys, and also, you know, kind of just just eventually gets you

500
00:30:04.119 --> 00:30:12.640
more XP so so they've they've built
that into it as well. But yeah,

501
00:30:12.680 --> 00:30:15.960
so you're building up your tribe,
but there are two other tribes,

502
00:30:15.519 --> 00:30:19.599
and there are you know missions along
the way to kind of take on those

503
00:30:19.640 --> 00:30:22.200
other tribes that are you know,
ones up in the north where it's icy,

504
00:30:22.319 --> 00:30:29.359
ones down south and they like to
throw firebombs, and yeah, and

505
00:30:29.480 --> 00:30:34.799
i'd beat the Ice Tribe. So
they sent over a review guide that talks

506
00:30:34.839 --> 00:30:37.319
about you know, hey, here's
you know, a mission one, mission

507
00:30:37.319 --> 00:30:40.160
two, and I went and looked
at that after I finished the game,

508
00:30:40.319 --> 00:30:44.079
and they had the last mission as
beating the Ice Tribe, which the conclusion

509
00:30:44.119 --> 00:30:47.160
of like after that mission there was
something somewhat meaningful that happened, and I

510
00:30:47.200 --> 00:30:48.359
was like, oh, okay,
that's interesting, But I still have to

511
00:30:48.359 --> 00:30:52.640
go beat the other tribe and they're
the real bad guys, right, Like

512
00:30:52.799 --> 00:30:56.599
apparently they have it the other way, which is super weird for the progression

513
00:30:56.599 --> 00:30:57.920
of the game. It actually doesn't
make much sense. And sure enough,

514
00:30:57.960 --> 00:31:03.119
like the conclusion of that side of
things, this is just nothing. It's

515
00:31:03.119 --> 00:31:07.039
just like it feels like a mid
game story point I murdered that boss and

516
00:31:07.119 --> 00:31:10.200
now we're out here doing more.
But that's actually how both of them go.

517
00:31:10.440 --> 00:31:14.920
So it's like this weird just basically
like it makes the whole game feel

518
00:31:14.920 --> 00:31:18.359
like it's one long side mission and
nothing of import happens, and like I

519
00:31:18.359 --> 00:31:21.319
don't remember, you know, like
the whole game is not so that it's

520
00:31:21.359 --> 00:31:25.559
forced subtitles because no one speaks English. They're speaking a I don't know if

521
00:31:25.559 --> 00:31:27.839
it's a made up language or maybe
it's an actual based on there could be

522
00:31:27.880 --> 00:31:33.599
some historical basis in this prehistorical uh, cave man language. I thought that

523
00:31:33.640 --> 00:31:37.200
was a really interesting point. Uh, it's it's neat that they did it,

524
00:31:37.240 --> 00:31:41.799
but it actually it left me feeling
totally detached from the happenings of the

525
00:31:41.839 --> 00:31:44.759
game because I just don't I just
don't care about any of the cut scenes.

526
00:31:44.839 --> 00:31:47.960
They're just like they're shouting and nonsense. And it's like reading the subtitles

527
00:31:48.000 --> 00:31:51.480
going like and then subtitles written in
like a very like caveman kind of way.

528
00:31:51.720 --> 00:31:55.200
That's super weird. It's like like
even the subtitles look like Tarzan and

529
00:31:55.279 --> 00:31:57.000
speak yeah, and that's that's a
little that was a kind of hard to

530
00:31:57.039 --> 00:32:01.559
read. Yeah, and it's all
so very inconsistent with that which is front

531
00:32:01.720 --> 00:32:07.079
or the way they're actually like me, do this like a manner of speech?

532
00:32:07.240 --> 00:32:09.279
Okay, Yeah, I have to
imagine that they sort of leave that

533
00:32:09.319 --> 00:32:13.960
behind whenever they need to express them
or complicated idea. Yeah, but there

534
00:32:13.960 --> 00:32:20.200
are very few complicated ideas at play
in Far Cry prim people Jeff, Yeah,

535
00:32:20.279 --> 00:32:22.960
but you know there's no tower climbing, but it has its drug trip

536
00:32:22.000 --> 00:32:24.759
equivalent, you know, it has
it's you know, hey, clear out

537
00:32:24.759 --> 00:32:29.880
this outpost to get a fast travel
point, and you know there's a lot

538
00:32:29.920 --> 00:32:31.119
of animals to deal with. Some
One of the other things they added was

539
00:32:31.119 --> 00:32:35.400
animal taming, and you you know
how you could throw out and meet as

540
00:32:35.440 --> 00:32:37.640
Baits and previous far Cries. Now, if you have the right skill points

541
00:32:37.799 --> 00:32:42.799
invested, you can walk up and
hit tame and then you can have a

542
00:32:42.880 --> 00:32:46.079
leopard that runs around and kills shit
for you specific animals or ye, specific

543
00:32:46.079 --> 00:32:51.039
creditors, not anything. Right.
So you know, by the midpoint of

544
00:32:51.079 --> 00:32:52.400
the game, I had to stab
or shoot the tiger just running right,

545
00:32:52.400 --> 00:32:55.359
And I could write it if I
wanted to, But the writing animal controls

546
00:32:55.359 --> 00:32:58.519
in that game I think are actually
super bad. They always happened. Is

547
00:32:58.519 --> 00:33:00.200
it something you could summon at times? Or do you summ it whenever you

548
00:33:00.240 --> 00:33:02.319
need it? If it dies,
it's gone forever. If it dies you

549
00:33:02.960 --> 00:33:06.599
it has a timer that ticks down
you can walk up, so basically you

550
00:33:06.640 --> 00:33:09.880
feed it meat, the same meat
you would used to heal yourself. And

551
00:33:10.400 --> 00:33:14.839
if that timer expires before you give
it meat, you then have to spend

552
00:33:14.880 --> 00:33:19.000
like two or three red leaves to
get it back. But you can call

553
00:33:19.000 --> 00:33:21.400
like any other animal that you've tamed
also, So if you're just like whatever,

554
00:33:21.440 --> 00:33:22.359
that one's dead, I don't have
leaves, I'm gonna call him the

555
00:33:22.359 --> 00:33:24.279
bear that I tamed earlier. You
know, you can do that too,

556
00:33:24.480 --> 00:33:29.759
okay, and it was you know, it's an AI companion, and you

557
00:33:29.759 --> 00:33:32.359
you're limited to basically like ordering it
to a location or ordering it to attack

558
00:33:32.359 --> 00:33:38.359
a target. And sometimes that's fine. One time I ordered my tiger into

559
00:33:38.400 --> 00:33:42.359
a village to start fucking people up, and it got stuck in the environment.

560
00:33:42.880 --> 00:33:45.759
And like the pathing on, it
is sometimes really bad. And sometimes

561
00:33:45.759 --> 00:33:47.200
it'll just like you know, like
if you swim across something, it'll just

562
00:33:47.240 --> 00:33:51.119
materialize next to you. When you
get out of the water. They had

563
00:33:51.160 --> 00:33:52.400
some of that and ford didn't they
like when you had the drug trips stuff

564
00:33:52.400 --> 00:33:54.720
where you just had the like spirit
bow and then it was some sort of

565
00:33:54.720 --> 00:33:58.119
like white Lion or something that yeah, yeah, yeah, but that was

566
00:33:58.839 --> 00:34:01.359
Yes, you would like point at
agro of enemies and it should go over

567
00:34:01.400 --> 00:34:04.680
there and attack them, right,
yeah, basically the same type of thing.

568
00:34:04.799 --> 00:34:07.960
Uh yeah, same type of thing, and uh, you know,

569
00:34:07.119 --> 00:34:12.079
I think it's it's well done,
but it makes an easy game even easier

570
00:34:12.320 --> 00:34:15.000
in a way like which seems completely
at odds with the idea that like they

571
00:34:15.039 --> 00:34:19.679
looked at survival games on on Twitch
and we're like, well, let's lean

572
00:34:19.719 --> 00:34:22.440
into that. Who knows if that's
what they did. Yeah, case,

573
00:34:22.639 --> 00:34:24.679
well, when when you're talking about
that, like with the crafting system,

574
00:34:24.679 --> 00:34:28.679
are we talking about them doubling down
on the crafting stuff and the way that

575
00:34:28.679 --> 00:34:32.400
it feels like like they're doubling down
in the in the way that like farc

576
00:34:32.519 --> 00:34:37.599
right does it putting it sticking a
rock together to build a club. But

577
00:34:37.639 --> 00:34:39.760
you're just collecting stones everywhere you go, and you're collecting sticks everywhere you go,

578
00:34:40.039 --> 00:34:44.360
so basically you're going into a menu, you're into your weapon wheel actually,

579
00:34:44.719 --> 00:34:47.079
and you're you're already on club and
anytime you can hit the X button

580
00:34:47.079 --> 00:34:51.880
on PS four to just craft more
clubs instantly, all right, And you

581
00:34:51.880 --> 00:34:53.480
know you can set your if you
have animal fat, you can set your

582
00:34:53.480 --> 00:34:57.320
weapons on fire with it, and
then if you leave it on fire long

583
00:34:57.440 --> 00:35:00.760
enough, it will burn up and
you'll have to craft another one. You

584
00:35:00.760 --> 00:35:02.800
can hold like five clubs by the
time you're done crafting belts not some other

585
00:35:02.840 --> 00:35:07.039
shit. You know, you've got
five spears and six or six spears or

586
00:35:07.039 --> 00:35:08.960
something, and you know, six
clubs and some two handed clubs, and

587
00:35:08.960 --> 00:35:14.840
two bows, three bows, and
forty eight arrows. So by the end

588
00:35:14.840 --> 00:35:16.559
of the game, I had forty
meats that I could hold. I could

589
00:35:16.599 --> 00:35:20.800
hold forty meats. That's a lot
of meat when you use it. When

590
00:35:20.800 --> 00:35:24.840
you use one to heal like three
points of life and one to heal fifty

591
00:35:24.880 --> 00:35:30.760
percent of your animals health. How
many you can have up to six you

592
00:35:30.760 --> 00:35:36.519
start with three, okay, And
it's not a difficult game at that point,

593
00:35:36.559 --> 00:35:37.960
Like even you know missions where I'm
just like I have like five guys

594
00:35:38.039 --> 00:35:43.760
surrounding me and they are setting me
on fucking fire. That's bad, but

595
00:35:43.800 --> 00:35:46.880
I'm just gonna hold down the meat
button and everything's okay. Uh So yeah,

596
00:35:47.000 --> 00:35:51.480
like like the death was not a
problem in that game. Uh in

597
00:35:51.519 --> 00:35:53.880
a way that is really at odds
with this whole like kind of you know,

598
00:35:53.880 --> 00:35:55.559
hey, it's hard to survive out
here. Like, no, it's

599
00:35:55.599 --> 00:36:00.239
totally not. It's totally not.
In terms of like over all length,

600
00:36:00.239 --> 00:36:02.679
does it feel like a full scale
farcrier? Is it more like an offshooting

601
00:36:02.679 --> 00:36:06.239
Blood Dragon? It's longer than I
mean, it's full price, So it's

602
00:36:06.320 --> 00:36:10.360
that's that's not like Blood Dragon was. It was thirty right? Was twenty?

603
00:36:10.880 --> 00:36:15.920
I don't I don't actually know.
It feels like a Blood Dragon's worth

604
00:36:15.920 --> 00:36:22.880
of content stretched out stretched, thin, stretched to the breaking point, you

605
00:36:22.920 --> 00:36:25.880
know. Uh. I So it
took me fourteen and a half hours to

606
00:36:25.960 --> 00:36:31.639
finish the story stuff and it called
that thirty five percent complete? Were you

607
00:36:31.960 --> 00:36:35.719
I was? I did a ton
of I did almost all of the upgrades.

608
00:36:35.880 --> 00:36:38.800
Oh okay along the way, that's
crazy. What is what is sixty

609
00:36:38.840 --> 00:36:42.719
some odd percent of that game?
There are a ton of secondary so you

610
00:36:42.719 --> 00:36:45.280
know how when you would go into
when you take an out post, it

611
00:36:45.280 --> 00:36:47.079
would pop up like, hey,
there's a signpost here that tells you about

612
00:36:47.079 --> 00:36:51.159
a mission somewhere else. All those
missions are out in the world too,

613
00:36:51.400 --> 00:36:53.599
like a racing challenge or something.
There's no I don't think there's anything but

614
00:36:53.760 --> 00:36:55.679
like that type of thing, yeah, that type of stuff. Yeah.

615
00:36:55.719 --> 00:37:00.360
And and so a lot of those
events are just duplicated and laid out everywhere,

616
00:37:00.440 --> 00:37:02.239
like the map is a mess about
it. That's crazy. Uh.

617
00:37:02.320 --> 00:37:06.039
And even even in the open world
games with a lot of side stuff,

618
00:37:06.039 --> 00:37:08.239
I still feel like once you've finished
the story and done most of the main

619
00:37:08.360 --> 00:37:14.079
stuff, you would presumably be at
least past the fifty percent mark, if

620
00:37:14.079 --> 00:37:15.960
not end up in the sixteen.
I think it depends on the quality of

621
00:37:15.960 --> 00:37:19.679
the contract. And my problem with
it is that you would go hover over

622
00:37:19.679 --> 00:37:22.079
the icons and you'd see it's like
the same handful of events over and over

623
00:37:22.199 --> 00:37:25.199
and over and over again. And
I did a handful of those, but

624
00:37:25.719 --> 00:37:30.000
those were not engaging, you know, like like the bulk of the game

625
00:37:30.039 --> 00:37:34.320
felt like I was doing exactly that
already, you know. So the idea

626
00:37:34.360 --> 00:37:39.480
of like to go doing more of
it for seemingly no reason except for more

627
00:37:39.480 --> 00:37:44.360
population, which I didn't need.
You only need you need forty villagers to

628
00:37:44.360 --> 00:37:47.440
get the maximum level of HUT upgrades. So everything past forty is just you

629
00:37:47.480 --> 00:37:51.960
getting bonus XP to buy more skill
points. But I had more than enough

630
00:37:51.960 --> 00:37:54.559
skill points by the end of that
thing to do what I wanted to do.

631
00:37:54.599 --> 00:37:58.719
And then some well, in the
previous Farkright games, there was a

632
00:37:58.760 --> 00:38:00.480
lot of stuff that felt kind of
same me, like, oh, I'm

633
00:38:00.480 --> 00:38:01.800
just taking over these outposts or killing
these guys. But then every once in

634
00:38:01.800 --> 00:38:05.199
a while there'd be that big campaign
mission where it was like, Okay,

635
00:38:05.199 --> 00:38:07.760
bomb this huge fucking factory, taking
an elephant run through, Like are there

636
00:38:07.760 --> 00:38:12.000
those big memorable missions at all?
Or there is? There is one one

637
00:38:12.039 --> 00:38:14.960
of the fortress missions has you ride
a mammoth through a gate that in a

638
00:38:15.000 --> 00:38:17.159
moment that's like pretty cool. And
there's so there's like a couple of little

639
00:38:17.199 --> 00:38:21.760
things here and there, but nothing
to that degree. Are you burning any

640
00:38:22.159 --> 00:38:27.280
pot fields to God? No?
None, no pot fields to Scrillo sadly,

641
00:38:27.840 --> 00:38:31.400
Uh yeah, it's and I ended
up actually enjoying the combat a lot

642
00:38:31.440 --> 00:38:34.679
more than I thought I would.
This isn't like a oh there's no guns,

643
00:38:34.679 --> 00:38:37.280
it's no fun sort of thing,
like the actual act of taking these

644
00:38:37.280 --> 00:38:43.440
spears and just fucking throwing them through
people was actual edges that looked really cool.

645
00:38:43.519 --> 00:38:45.519
Yeah, knocking people off off of
ledges because you know, this is

646
00:38:45.519 --> 00:38:46.519
a bit of carry. You throw
a spirit a guy, it's gonna knock

647
00:38:46.559 --> 00:38:52.039
them back a little bit and it's
a one hit kill generally. That was

648
00:38:52.079 --> 00:38:54.320
super fun, even the armored enemies, like it has the equivalent of heavies

649
00:38:54.639 --> 00:38:57.880
and a heavy takedown skill that you
can get to. You know, if

650
00:38:57.920 --> 00:39:00.719
you want to do the stealth kills
to them those guys, you can throw

651
00:39:00.800 --> 00:39:04.840
two maybe three spears at him to
kill those guys. Are there any like

652
00:39:04.960 --> 00:39:07.440
flying hawks or anything you can throw
spears in, because that's yes. Okay

653
00:39:07.519 --> 00:39:10.599
fish one of the first I'll say
one of the yes. There, you

654
00:39:10.599 --> 00:39:15.559
can spear fish. You get spear
crocodiles. Okay. One of the first

655
00:39:15.559 --> 00:39:17.559
things that happened in this game is
the fucking bird flew out of the sky

656
00:39:17.599 --> 00:39:21.039
and got me, and I was
pissed. I was like, all right,

657
00:39:21.039 --> 00:39:24.159
far cry but uh but yeah that
it didn't that didn't happen again.

658
00:39:25.199 --> 00:39:30.119
Yeah, yes, you have an
owl that you can call in to fly

659
00:39:30.199 --> 00:39:36.480
around and mark targets like the mark
of cree kind sure, okay, yeah,

660
00:39:36.559 --> 00:39:38.840
a little bit. I just I
don't quite know what to make of

661
00:39:38.880 --> 00:39:42.599
the trajectory of the Far Cry series
at this point. This feels like a

662
00:39:42.679 --> 00:39:45.800
totally forgettable, stop gap kind of
game. I just don't understand. Like

663
00:39:45.840 --> 00:39:49.360
I came out of four with a
certain amount like I love four. I

664
00:39:49.360 --> 00:39:52.039
thought like four is basically a better
game than three, even though it's kind

665
00:39:52.039 --> 00:39:55.079
of inherently slightly less impressive, right, and it's also like the third one

666
00:39:55.079 --> 00:39:58.519
of those if you count Bloodrags,
I mean, well, yeah, that's

667
00:39:58.559 --> 00:40:00.880
that's true. Like I was,
I know, you were too, like

668
00:40:00.920 --> 00:40:02.480
just fucking bowled over by three,
like I was, yeah, man,

669
00:40:02.559 --> 00:40:06.800
blown away by it for like you
know, some of the shitty story stuff.

670
00:40:06.800 --> 00:40:08.400
And I don't like Fright one R
two. I'm that one is like

671
00:40:08.400 --> 00:40:12.800
a such a different, weird throwback
at this point, Like I understand why

672
00:40:12.800 --> 00:40:15.679
People Too was like a map reading
simulators. Now there's that stuff. I

673
00:40:15.679 --> 00:40:17.559
mean, like I understand like that, but there just the kind of utterly

674
00:40:17.599 --> 00:40:22.119
open ended like Emergent Chaos of two
was maybe a little too wild for me.

675
00:40:23.920 --> 00:40:27.719
I'm talking about paper Park. Right
two was an incredible game. I

676
00:40:27.760 --> 00:40:30.719
just didn't, you know, I
just didn't really enjoy playing it. I

677
00:40:30.000 --> 00:40:34.400
just I, you know, whatever
it says about my preferences, I wanted

678
00:40:34.400 --> 00:40:36.400
it to be a little bit more
video game e than it was, and

679
00:40:37.079 --> 00:40:40.440
was absolutely that is the perfect level
of dumb power fantasy. Fuck this,

680
00:40:40.639 --> 00:40:45.599
Noblia. Also, I kind of
enjoyed the regimented mechanics a little more,

681
00:40:45.599 --> 00:40:46.480
you know, of like you know, like you know, one of the

682
00:40:46.480 --> 00:40:50.599
big common complaints about two was the
responding checkpoints. You know, It's like

683
00:40:50.639 --> 00:40:52.760
you spend time clearing out a checkpoint
and then have you walk away with nothing

684
00:40:53.400 --> 00:40:58.039
substantive to add to a progress indicator
or whatever, whereas in three, part

685
00:40:58.079 --> 00:41:00.800
doesn't feel the numbers don't get well, there's that, but also you know,

686
00:41:00.840 --> 00:41:04.320
they also respond so quickly that it
was it actually made your life more

687
00:41:04.400 --> 00:41:07.000
difficult because you kept you kept getting
shot at every time you drove through any

688
00:41:07.039 --> 00:41:09.920
choke point, no matter what you
did. Yeah, Whereas like you you

689
00:41:10.000 --> 00:41:14.000
felt like you were taking over some
territory, and three like they made it,

690
00:41:14.039 --> 00:41:16.039
they made it. They gave some
some valuable feel like san Andreas in

691
00:41:16.039 --> 00:41:19.679
a weird pie, like as you
were taking over more of the hood.

692
00:41:19.800 --> 00:41:21.400
Like you know, there was the
feeling of like, oh man, I

693
00:41:21.400 --> 00:41:23.760
got I got my people everywhere,
my family, right, It's like this

694
00:41:23.880 --> 00:41:25.719
three was the sweet spot for me. But yeah, like you know,

695
00:41:25.760 --> 00:41:30.480
the more times they iterate on that
formula without radically changing it, like the

696
00:41:30.559 --> 00:41:32.639
less impressive it. Yeah, and
this is you know, like I said,

697
00:41:32.639 --> 00:41:37.000
the combat is quite different, you
know, unless you played the previous

698
00:41:37.039 --> 00:41:40.079
games with a bow, which you
could but I didn't. Uh, you

699
00:41:40.119 --> 00:41:44.159
know, the mail and you can
throw anything, which I think is fun

700
00:41:44.320 --> 00:41:46.760
and dumb. Uh. You there
is a rock that you can throw for

701
00:41:46.960 --> 00:41:50.760
like a distraction thing. Yeah,
but also but also you can upgrade that

702
00:41:50.800 --> 00:41:53.400
to a sling that will then break
the masks off of guys if you want

703
00:41:53.400 --> 00:41:58.719
to expose their head. Does it
still reward you for hunting with a bow,

704
00:41:58.800 --> 00:42:00.480
because I remember in four or it
would make like the hide or whatever

705
00:42:00.519 --> 00:42:08.800
more valuable because you hadn't shot.
On top of all the crafting in this

706
00:42:08.840 --> 00:42:15.440
game, all of the resource nodes
have a chance to drop a rare version

707
00:42:15.679 --> 00:42:17.039
of that resource. So that's the
thing when you tell me that they just

708
00:42:17.119 --> 00:42:22.199
added subcategories of resources and like this, it just becomes this like top heavy

709
00:42:22.199 --> 00:42:24.039
mess of numbers and yeah, like
that's too much. And so you know,

710
00:42:24.199 --> 00:42:28.440
you might get rare south stone,
which you need for a different type

711
00:42:28.440 --> 00:42:32.400
of upgrade than regular south stone,
and make it a different make it just

712
00:42:32.440 --> 00:42:35.960
a different resource one. Yeah,
yeah, you know. Yeah. So

713
00:42:35.960 --> 00:42:37.519
so it's it's it's not that.
But with the animals you can tell.

714
00:42:37.679 --> 00:42:39.239
It's like, oh, this is
a white wolf. It's gonna have a

715
00:42:39.239 --> 00:42:44.000
white wolf skin instead of the regular
wolf. That actually sounds a lot like

716
00:42:44.280 --> 00:42:46.480
just quick side. I'd beat tumb
rator this weekend, and you would skin

717
00:42:46.639 --> 00:42:50.440
animals in that, and there is
actually a lot of resources and crafting in

718
00:42:50.480 --> 00:42:52.199
that as well. But like certain
one of them would have like a little

719
00:42:52.320 --> 00:42:57.440
glittery sparkle thing indicating it's like a
special hide or whatever, but it didn't

720
00:42:57.440 --> 00:43:00.679
really indicate like you'd kill a deer
and go, you know, carve it

721
00:43:00.719 --> 00:43:01.920
up or whatever and it's like,
oh, you got sparkle hight or whatever.

722
00:43:02.000 --> 00:43:06.760
Not normally you wouldn't know this.
That's that's well. With the animals,

723
00:43:06.800 --> 00:43:07.920
you do know in this, But
with plants and trees and all the

724
00:43:07.960 --> 00:43:13.199
south stuff, like oh I got
the rare sticks, great rare reads.

725
00:43:14.119 --> 00:43:17.960
It's weird and you can spend your
skill points to increase the likelihood that you'll

726
00:43:19.000 --> 00:43:22.400
get rare resources also, which you
know, it was never like a huge

727
00:43:22.519 --> 00:43:25.039
like roadblock for me because like I
said, the game is simple, right,

728
00:43:25.199 --> 00:43:28.320
so you know it's not you know, I felt like I didn't have

729
00:43:28.360 --> 00:43:30.800
to go all the way up the
tech tree to finish the game. I

730
00:43:30.840 --> 00:43:37.960
just did because I was getting stuff
along the way. Uh. And yeah,

731
00:43:37.039 --> 00:43:40.400
it's it's a very strange game in
that sense. Like you know,

732
00:43:40.639 --> 00:43:44.320
there are aspects of it that I
think are are well done, and you

733
00:43:44.360 --> 00:43:46.159
still see a lot of the underpinnings
of Far Cry, but by this being

734
00:43:46.840 --> 00:43:51.760
the fourth Far Cry game that sticks
to kind of the blueprint that they that

735
00:43:51.840 --> 00:43:55.119
they set out that that they executed
really well in Far Cry three, by

736
00:43:55.119 --> 00:44:00.639
this being the fourth one of those
everything that game did is is not as

737
00:44:00.679 --> 00:44:05.800
impressive today, and and the things
that they double down on with the resource

738
00:44:06.159 --> 00:44:09.679
management and gathering and stuff, I
think is uh detracts from the game.

739
00:44:09.800 --> 00:44:14.280
And I feel like the mission design
is really drab, so it's like for

740
00:44:14.320 --> 00:44:16.119
as fun as the combat can be, and it's like there are some cool

741
00:44:16.159 --> 00:44:23.840
ideas around the animal management and taming
and and some of that stuff. Largely

742
00:44:23.960 --> 00:44:29.639
I think the game is like,
Unfortunately, you're like really boring. That's

743
00:44:29.639 --> 00:44:35.440
a shame. And yeah, so
it's it's a really weird thing. You

744
00:44:35.440 --> 00:44:37.880
know. They announced it kind of
out of nowhere and it shipped pretty soon

745
00:44:37.920 --> 00:44:40.760
afterwards. And you know, I
think like, if this was something that

746
00:44:40.840 --> 00:44:45.519
was a tighter package, that was
like more Blood Dragon in scope yea,

747
00:44:45.760 --> 00:44:47.639
and in price and stuff like that, like this would make total sense.

748
00:44:47.679 --> 00:44:51.320
You'd be like, oh, after
Farkry four, you know, just like

749
00:44:51.320 --> 00:44:53.159
with Farcry three, you wanted to
make a smaller thing that was like a

750
00:44:53.599 --> 00:44:57.960
unique spin on these mechanics, you
know, the same way that Blood Dragon

751
00:44:58.039 --> 00:45:00.239
was. It's weird, you know, eighties future nonsense. Yeah, like

752
00:45:00.280 --> 00:45:04.239
you know, this is you know, crazy caveman business. But for this

753
00:45:04.280 --> 00:45:08.119
to be blown out into or not
really blown out enough in some ways,

754
00:45:08.679 --> 00:45:13.280
into a full priced retail product at
that kind of length and that kind of

755
00:45:13.280 --> 00:45:16.400
expectation, it just doesn't add up
to me. See. I never quite

756
00:45:16.400 --> 00:45:20.079
burnt out on fark right, even
though you know, I agree they were

757
00:45:20.159 --> 00:45:22.599
very similar through three and blood Dragon
four. At the end of four,

758
00:45:22.639 --> 00:45:24.880
I was still so high on the
series that, like, I would play

759
00:45:24.920 --> 00:45:30.039
more of that. The thing is
you probably would like like a you know,

760
00:45:30.079 --> 00:45:32.239
a theoretical fark right five or whatever
to make the same improvements over four

761
00:45:32.320 --> 00:45:35.760
that four did over three. You
know, like this also sounds like co

762
00:45:35.840 --> 00:45:37.039
op, I should say, like
it sounds like this thing. This sounds

763
00:45:37.079 --> 00:45:42.760
like the only the only areas where
this thing progresses the mechanics are in the

764
00:45:42.800 --> 00:45:46.119
areas that it was kind of dangerously
like things that was heavy on all things

765
00:45:46.119 --> 00:45:50.480
it was already doing well, like
the crafting and stuff like that. You

766
00:45:50.519 --> 00:45:52.239
know, like like you like,
you don't need more types of material much

767
00:45:52.280 --> 00:45:54.400
of it. Yeah, yeah,
you know, it's too much of what

768
00:45:54.440 --> 00:45:58.119
you're doing. And I worry too, because my favorite stuff, and like

769
00:45:58.159 --> 00:46:00.840
fark right four is when I'm flying
around in the copter and like that grenade

770
00:46:00.920 --> 00:46:04.039
launcher was my favorite thing in the
world, and like I love just like

771
00:46:04.079 --> 00:46:06.719
flying above a convoy of trucks and
shooting it and see a truck blake.

772
00:46:07.039 --> 00:46:10.679
Like say with some certainty that there
is no grenade launch right in this game.

773
00:46:10.760 --> 00:46:14.320
But you do have like fire bombs, Okay, that's pretty cool,

774
00:46:14.360 --> 00:46:16.920
and you do have bee bombs or
what are they called, there's sting bombs

775
00:46:17.000 --> 00:46:21.000
or whatever, But it's just a
fucking sack of bees that you throw a

776
00:46:21.079 --> 00:46:25.119
people. Okay, that's dumb,
Yeah, but like a cool, a

777
00:46:25.159 --> 00:46:29.960
cool silly ass idea that I ended
up almost never using. Yeah, I

778
00:46:30.000 --> 00:46:31.840
just wonder though, if that's gonna
translate, because like I like the big

779
00:46:31.880 --> 00:46:36.159
explosive stuff and for and really fucking
stuff up, and like, since obviously

780
00:46:36.159 --> 00:46:37.639
this is not gonna have explosions and
stuff like that to that degree. I

781
00:46:37.639 --> 00:46:39.719
mean, you can set stuff on
fire. There are couple missions where like,

782
00:46:39.760 --> 00:46:43.599
go burn a village and it has
the meter that woul show up when

783
00:46:43.599 --> 00:46:46.800
you were burning the pot fields shows
up there, and you know, you

784
00:46:46.840 --> 00:46:51.159
get to you get to burn an
outpost just through like fire bombs or just

785
00:46:51.320 --> 00:46:52.559
I mean you set your weapon on
fire and then swing it at stuff and

786
00:46:52.599 --> 00:46:58.239
it sets it on fire. Prehistorics
real like sounds like like kind of the

787
00:46:58.280 --> 00:47:02.360
same. Sometimes you'll find people in
the center of an outpost just banging on

788
00:47:02.400 --> 00:47:07.480
a drum and you're going, yeah, did you redo? Did you redo?

789
00:47:07.599 --> 00:47:10.800
Yes? Did you redo? Is
is the is the actual right answer?

790
00:47:12.239 --> 00:47:15.480
It seems like if you're remotely worried
about burning out and far cary as

791
00:47:15.519 --> 00:47:19.480
I have been coming out of four
like if it would be, it would

792
00:47:19.519 --> 00:47:22.199
potentially be a bad idea to play
this. I feel like, if you

793
00:47:22.199 --> 00:47:25.639
know, if you've played the three
previous bar Cry games, like this one

794
00:47:27.039 --> 00:47:30.599
doesn't necessarily do enough to really,
you know, make you want to get

795
00:47:30.760 --> 00:47:35.519
with it, And if you haven't
played those games, you should play those

796
00:47:35.559 --> 00:47:38.599
games instead of this. They actually
I think the sale just ended as of

797
00:47:38.880 --> 00:47:42.960
like the day that this recording is
going out, But there was a bundle

798
00:47:43.039 --> 00:47:47.159
on PSN that I noticed over the
weekend. There was twenty bucks for Farcry

799
00:47:47.239 --> 00:47:53.599
four and Zombie the Zombie Geez.
That's ten dollars. Far Cry four is

800
00:47:55.039 --> 00:48:00.679
an infinite number of betters than Farcry
Primal here Zombies all right too. But

801
00:48:01.000 --> 00:48:04.519
I like that game on with you. I haven't played the I haven't played

802
00:48:04.519 --> 00:48:07.960
that before. Four is an excellent
game though, Yeah, crucially with like

803
00:48:07.960 --> 00:48:10.239
a really good story that made me
want to keep exploring the world and finding

804
00:48:10.239 --> 00:48:14.320
stuff in it and enjoyed it,
you know. And yeah, so the

805
00:48:14.400 --> 00:48:20.280
Primal is not without it's it's positive
side, you know. But and I

806
00:48:20.320 --> 00:48:22.480
figure, as much as I like
the other ones, if it's fifteen hours

807
00:48:22.559 --> 00:48:24.519
and it's more far Cry, like, I'm gonna do it. It sounds

808
00:48:24.519 --> 00:48:28.599
pretty cool. Like I'm gonna say, like to keep in mind that you're

809
00:48:28.880 --> 00:48:31.239
doing it for a price of zero
dollars. This is true. Oh yeah,

810
00:48:31.880 --> 00:48:35.320
you're in the sixty dollars thing.
Yeah, if you know, it's

811
00:48:35.320 --> 00:48:38.840
a great thing to remember. Yeah, you know, like think about going

812
00:48:38.840 --> 00:48:44.559
out and spending a full retail price
on on this thing. Yeah, even

813
00:48:44.599 --> 00:48:46.960
in your specific case, I think
that's is maybe not a but again,

814
00:48:47.039 --> 00:48:51.599
yeah, even even setting the cost
of entry aside, Like just the amount

815
00:48:51.599 --> 00:48:54.159
of stuff crammed in there seems overwhelming. It's well, the thing is is

816
00:48:54.280 --> 00:48:58.239
it's crammed full of stuff, but
that stuff's not the stuff you want out

817
00:48:58.239 --> 00:49:00.800
of another far cry again, you
know, it's that's what I mean.

818
00:49:00.880 --> 00:49:01.639
It's it's too much of it.
Yeah, it's like, you know,

819
00:49:02.039 --> 00:49:05.639
like I said, I was about
thirty five percent complete, So like,

820
00:49:05.719 --> 00:49:07.920
what, maybe seventy percent of that
game is busy work. Sixty percent of

821
00:49:07.960 --> 00:49:10.400
that game is busy work. Even
some of the main missions felt like a

822
00:49:10.400 --> 00:49:15.360
little more than Yeah, the mission
I watched you do was basically taking an

823
00:49:15.360 --> 00:49:21.079
outpost yeah and hitting square on some
stuff. Yeah. There there are you

824
00:49:21.119 --> 00:49:23.039
know, multiple missions that are like
that that are part of and then there's

825
00:49:23.039 --> 00:49:27.400
like fourteen main missions in the game, but it's not like some big long

826
00:49:27.440 --> 00:49:30.480
thing. So yeah, if they
had tightened up a lot of this instead

827
00:49:30.480 --> 00:49:32.119
of like expanding on this stuff,
if they had made a tighter, more

828
00:49:32.199 --> 00:49:38.239
focused experience, like something it's similar
in theory to Blood Dragon, if not

829
00:49:38.280 --> 00:49:44.159
an execution, I think that that
Primal would be a better game that way,

830
00:49:44.440 --> 00:49:47.079
that would serve this idea better.
Yeah, and it's really weird.

831
00:49:47.119 --> 00:49:50.800
I want, like you have to
wonder, like where the did a team

832
00:49:50.920 --> 00:49:52.880
set out to make another Blood Dragon
and then go like, hey, we

833
00:49:52.920 --> 00:49:57.480
need another disc based product for this
quarter. You guys should really like I

834
00:49:57.519 --> 00:50:00.960
wonder if there's some story behind the
development, because like it just seems out

835
00:50:01.000 --> 00:50:06.320
of balance. It's very out of
sync with it's itself, is there and

836
00:50:06.360 --> 00:50:09.480
it's no fun shway, the Yet
and the Yang are out in far cry

837
00:50:09.519 --> 00:50:13.880
Primal. Is there anything holding you
back from just mainlining the story? You

838
00:50:13.880 --> 00:50:16.119
say there's thirteen or fourteen missions,
Like, is it you have to get

839
00:50:16.159 --> 00:50:20.519
this many whatever bolt of things,
so you could just you can more or

840
00:50:20.599 --> 00:50:22.519
less just do it. I wonder
how long it would take to just do

841
00:50:22.599 --> 00:50:24.679
that. I mean because it sounds
like you did a decent amount of other

842
00:50:24.719 --> 00:50:28.159
stuff, which I really think some
of that side stuff is the most fun

843
00:50:28.199 --> 00:50:31.000
stuff in Far Cry. So maybe
that's a bad idea. Yeah, yeah,

844
00:50:31.039 --> 00:50:34.159
I think that side stuff's not great. You know, I ended up

845
00:50:34.159 --> 00:50:37.039
taking a lot of outposts, you
know, and then there are also bonfires,

846
00:50:37.039 --> 00:50:39.880
which are like outposts but way smaller. Uh Like, here's a bond,

847
00:50:40.000 --> 00:50:44.199
here's a stack of wood and three
guys around it. Kill them,

848
00:50:44.519 --> 00:50:46.519
spark up the wood, and then
here's another fast travel point for you.

849
00:50:47.719 --> 00:50:52.639
Uh So it's like they added outposts
on top of outposts, you know.

850
00:50:52.679 --> 00:50:55.360
And you know, the outpost stuff
I think is not like it's interesting because

851
00:50:55.440 --> 00:50:59.239
you know, you don't have a
sniper rifle. The range is much tighter

852
00:50:59.599 --> 00:51:05.039
than it is in previous Far Cry. But I don't know. The outpost

853
00:51:05.119 --> 00:51:07.400
taking didn't move me. You know, it has all the same stuff,

854
00:51:07.400 --> 00:51:09.840
like instead of alarm boxes, there
are horns laying around that you know,

855
00:51:09.920 --> 00:51:13.760
you can shoot or you can you
know, throw a spear out to break

856
00:51:13.760 --> 00:51:15.079
from a distance, or walk up
and hold down the button to you know,

857
00:51:15.159 --> 00:51:17.119
disarm them like it was an alarm, right, and you can do

858
00:51:17.159 --> 00:51:20.639
the stealth approach to like these whole
outposts. Yeah, and you get the

859
00:51:20.639 --> 00:51:22.280
double XP for you know, not
setting off any alarms and all the other

860
00:51:22.280 --> 00:51:24.639
stuff. And they'll call in more
guys if they can blow the horn.

861
00:51:24.679 --> 00:51:28.280
And there are guys that just have
horns, you know, so you got

862
00:51:28.280 --> 00:51:30.199
to get those guys too. And
some of them have masks that make you

863
00:51:30.239 --> 00:51:34.480
know, their helmets to prevent you
know, headshots. Right, it seems

864
00:51:34.480 --> 00:51:37.239
like there was an analog for just
about everything from the game. Yeah,

865
00:51:37.960 --> 00:51:39.960
same, same little icons floating over
their heads and everything. Yes, there's

866
00:51:40.000 --> 00:51:43.800
there's like that. That That alone, right there was enough to make me

867
00:51:43.920 --> 00:51:45.480
look at this and go, like, you know what, I want to

868
00:51:45.519 --> 00:51:49.800
be excited the next time they announced
a proper numbered new far Cry. Yeah,

869
00:51:50.039 --> 00:51:52.360
and that makes it seem kind of
perilous to also play this one a

870
00:51:52.440 --> 00:51:55.480
year and change after the last one
came out. I yes, I guess

871
00:51:55.480 --> 00:52:00.679
I would agree with you there,
Like it just feels absolutely option well where

872
00:52:00.719 --> 00:52:04.360
I felt that the previous three games
were some of the best games that were

873
00:52:04.360 --> 00:52:07.519
out in their respective years, but
Blood dragon less, so I didn't enjoy

874
00:52:07.599 --> 00:52:08.719
that as much as some other people
did. But for a little diversion.

875
00:52:08.760 --> 00:52:10.599
I think it. Yeah, for
a little version, I think it was

876
00:52:10.599 --> 00:52:13.719
was really good. Yeah, and
it was different enough, even if like

877
00:52:13.719 --> 00:52:15.880
the humor didn't land for everyone,
you know, which you didn't really do

878
00:52:15.960 --> 00:52:20.079
much for me. It played differently
and it also had an amazing look to

879
00:52:20.119 --> 00:52:22.519
it. Yes, they did something
esthetically really interesting, So I really did

880
00:52:22.599 --> 00:52:25.480
like that aspect of it for sure, where this kind of just looks like

881
00:52:25.519 --> 00:52:30.360
four with less machinery. Yeah,
I mean those Farkry three and fry Are

882
00:52:30.440 --> 00:52:34.840
four are some of my favorite games
of the past few years, and this

883
00:52:34.880 --> 00:52:39.880
one is most definitely not all right
there, you haven't you know, it's

884
00:52:39.920 --> 00:52:45.159
about as definitive as you're get on
that one, Drew. I understand you've

885
00:52:45.159 --> 00:52:47.679
brought something to show the class.
That's right. Let me throw some words

886
00:52:47.719 --> 00:52:51.639
at you. Did you Did you
bring enough to share? Uh? In

887
00:52:51.679 --> 00:53:00.239
fact, yes, because I played
Warhammer. Huh. Forty thousand Space Marine?

888
00:53:00.000 --> 00:53:06.760
No, there are space marines involved, Death Watch okay, one word,

889
00:53:07.440 --> 00:53:13.039
Tyrannid invasion Okay, there like dessert
rag yeah right, listen up,

890
00:53:13.079 --> 00:53:16.000
giant space bugs. Yeah, okay, I'm from Buenos Aires and I say

891
00:53:16.039 --> 00:53:21.360
kill them all. Well you can
on iOS, the only way to be

892
00:53:21.440 --> 00:53:25.039
sure. And on Steam. Oh, the Steam versions like twenty five bucks.

893
00:53:25.360 --> 00:53:28.239
I don't know much about that.
When I was playing the iOS one,

894
00:53:28.320 --> 00:53:30.880
yeah, I got full free because
it's the app of the leak.

895
00:53:30.000 --> 00:53:32.920
You just had me download that.
Yeah during the break? What is that?

896
00:53:34.440 --> 00:53:38.280
What am I currently? Like?
Oh? Really? Which is great

897
00:53:38.320 --> 00:53:43.719
because x Com didn't come out anywhere
else but the PC. Yeah, so

898
00:53:44.079 --> 00:53:45.719
full on turd based rategy then.
Yeah, it was a big grid.

899
00:53:45.800 --> 00:53:49.119
Okay, you move your guys,
you got action points? All right,

900
00:53:49.360 --> 00:53:52.760
you gotta overwatch. I'm into all
these things. There's not perma death.

901
00:53:53.360 --> 00:53:58.320
Your guys if they die lose their
XP that they would have gained that round

902
00:53:58.639 --> 00:54:02.239
because everybody levels up and you got
year. There are card packs you can

903
00:54:02.280 --> 00:54:07.159
buy for real money. Mmm.
I've not bought one. Mm but apparently

904
00:54:07.199 --> 00:54:12.599
the campaign's pretty lengthy. Does it
played pretty well? Yeah, it's great.

905
00:54:12.679 --> 00:54:16.760
It's it's really well designed using unreal
engine, I think, and uh

906
00:54:19.360 --> 00:54:22.519
yeah, the like iconography is really
good, Like you can tell how many

907
00:54:22.519 --> 00:54:24.159
action points a guy has left,
how much health. It's like really clear

908
00:54:24.199 --> 00:54:30.079
and easy to see and appears to
be just a lot simpler than Xcom and

909
00:54:30.119 --> 00:54:36.320
not as punishingly difficult. I have
heard that it's maybe a little boring in

910
00:54:36.360 --> 00:54:40.320
the beginning, like just a little
slow learning the basics, but then like

911
00:54:40.360 --> 00:54:44.280
once your guys level up, then
it starts to get pretty good. It

912
00:54:44.320 --> 00:54:47.800
is effectively a complete game. It's
not wrapped around free to play style design

913
00:54:47.840 --> 00:54:53.840
stuff. I have not seen much
free play grossness. I believe that the

914
00:54:53.880 --> 00:54:59.400
card packs you get are like gear
related. It looks like they normally charge,

915
00:54:59.400 --> 00:55:02.159
we're charge and bucks for that thing, so maybe they didn't necessarily sell

916
00:55:02.159 --> 00:55:05.239
it as a free to play thing, and it's just free right now?

917
00:55:05.280 --> 00:55:07.719
How many phones is that game downloading
too? In this room? Right now?

918
00:55:07.519 --> 00:55:10.199
I think just yours? You guys, don't no, no, no,

919
00:55:10.400 --> 00:55:14.159
I'll get it later. Okay.
It's big, it's like a gig

920
00:55:14.199 --> 00:55:17.480
and a half, and I don't
think it works on iPhone fives M,

921
00:55:19.119 --> 00:55:22.519
so okay, that's good. I
download games like that on an iPad.

922
00:55:24.079 --> 00:55:28.400
I don't because the iPad is usually
where I scamp on the gigs because it's

923
00:55:28.400 --> 00:55:30.199
so much more expensive. Where it's
like I'll do the full like two hundred

924
00:55:30.199 --> 00:55:36.599
and fifty whatever gigs on the phone. Whatever the is. It was always

925
00:55:36.599 --> 00:55:39.480
on a hundred dollars separation on both
usually. Okay, then maybe my justification

926
00:55:39.559 --> 00:55:43.400
was that I use my phone way
more, and then I use my iPad

927
00:55:43.400 --> 00:55:47.079
mainly for streaming stuff or Google docs
and stuff. iPad's got a bigger battery,

928
00:55:47.159 --> 00:55:51.280
that's why. Yeah, that's why
I like play. You don't bigger

929
00:55:51.360 --> 00:55:52.960
screen. I don't. But I
don't play games on the go. I

930
00:55:53.039 --> 00:55:55.920
play them like in bed. You
don't like on the commute or anything.

931
00:55:57.039 --> 00:56:00.519
No, Okay, I drive,
so I can't. That's true, can

932
00:56:00.400 --> 00:56:05.000
I can't I play games on the
commute. It's nice. You should get

933
00:56:05.239 --> 00:56:08.280
with a mask? Uh why does
that sound so familiar? Jeff mentioned it?

934
00:56:08.280 --> 00:56:12.159
It's some right, Yeah, that's
why Down two of the Mask good.

935
00:56:12.199 --> 00:56:14.440
What is that game like? It's
kind of like pac Man two fire

936
00:56:14.679 --> 00:56:16.719
right? Yeah? Okay, yes, maybe it's good. But you slide

937
00:56:16.760 --> 00:56:21.199
around, Yeah, it's good collecting
dots high score challenge, then it's good.

938
00:56:21.239 --> 00:56:22.159
I don't. I don't play a
whole lot of games while commuting,

939
00:56:22.159 --> 00:56:25.800
but every once in a while,
yep, we moved to Drakes. Yes,

940
00:56:25.920 --> 00:56:29.480
Kingdom Rush is a good one.
I actually beat World three of Crypto

941
00:56:29.480 --> 00:56:32.039
the Necrod answer on the bus this
morning, which is crazy because it's fucking

942
00:56:32.119 --> 00:56:36.039
impossible to play that game on a
bouncy bush. Yeah, but here we

943
00:56:36.079 --> 00:56:42.440
are, Uh, mobile games,
mobile games. It's like playing video games,

944
00:56:42.920 --> 00:56:45.960
but but on new telephone but being
out somewhere. Yeah, I guess

945
00:56:45.960 --> 00:56:50.239
that's how that works. Uh,
what else will do? Oh? I've

946
00:56:50.320 --> 00:56:54.559
been let's get our quick weekly street
Fighter check in. Oh is it working?

947
00:56:54.679 --> 00:56:59.880
It's I don't know, it's it's
I I played some over the weekend.

948
00:57:00.320 --> 00:57:06.800
I got some streamed some for a
little while, but most of my

949
00:57:06.800 --> 00:57:09.320
matches did not get uploaded to the
server. I won some ranked matches and

950
00:57:09.320 --> 00:57:12.119
didn't get the points. If I
didn't, I didn't. I did see

951
00:57:12.159 --> 00:57:14.559
at a point that I think I
might have had more LT than you,

952
00:57:14.679 --> 00:57:15.880
or maybe it was on your PC
account. I forget, which yeah,

953
00:57:15.920 --> 00:57:22.440
I'm barely playing on the PCs,
I forget. But yeah, it's uh,

954
00:57:22.920 --> 00:57:27.159
I really enjoy playing that game.
I'm trying to get better at it

955
00:57:28.000 --> 00:57:32.280
by just like being a little more
patient. And you know, it's like

956
00:57:32.280 --> 00:57:35.280
I'm I'm not jumping at all,
and I'm just jumping in all the time,

957
00:57:35.360 --> 00:57:37.440
trying to just I'm trying to get
that part down and then I'll figure

958
00:57:37.480 --> 00:57:40.320
out what to do after when I
don't jump, what do you do instead

959
00:57:40.320 --> 00:57:44.719
of jumping? Like like I said, when we did the quick look,

960
00:57:45.000 --> 00:57:49.440
right now, I'm just doing low
sweeps, okay, just crouching roundhouse whatever

961
00:57:49.519 --> 00:57:52.239
again, And that's not working out. Actually that I was working out better

962
00:57:52.280 --> 00:57:55.039
than jumping in. You know what, the single most terrifying thing is any

963
00:57:55.039 --> 00:58:00.000
fighting game to me, just walking
towards the opponent. Yeah, just walking

964
00:58:00.039 --> 00:58:05.519
toward them. I can't do it. I cannot force myself to just approach

965
00:58:05.559 --> 00:58:07.119
them on foot. But yeah,
I mean I'm either going to jump in

966
00:58:07.159 --> 00:58:10.920
at them or I'm going to duck
and block one or the other. That's

967
00:58:10.960 --> 00:58:14.880
it. Yeah, that's how I
play fighting game. Is the only way

968
00:58:14.880 --> 00:58:16.199
is to play. I don't know, I don't know. It's yeah,

969
00:58:16.480 --> 00:58:20.760
it's you know, when it works, it works really well. The net

970
00:58:20.760 --> 00:58:23.840
code and stuff feels really good.
I'm enjoying that aspect of it quite a

971
00:58:23.880 --> 00:58:29.400
bit. I feel like I'm starting
to try to wrap my mind around being

972
00:58:29.400 --> 00:58:31.280
a better player, and I don't
know, like with the game not working

973
00:58:31.320 --> 00:58:35.199
super well, I feel like the
window is closing where at some point I'm

974
00:58:35.199 --> 00:58:37.159
just gonna get so fed up with
how long it takes to get into matches

975
00:58:37.239 --> 00:58:42.320
sometimes or you know, like mean
winning matches and not getting the points for

976
00:58:42.360 --> 00:58:47.960
it. Like it's, yeah,
I wonder how long long I'll stick with

977
00:58:49.000 --> 00:58:52.119
it. But the flip side of
this crazy update schedule they've got is that

978
00:58:52.159 --> 00:58:55.920
those will probably bring people back who
have gotten frustrated with server instability. Just

979
00:58:55.960 --> 00:58:59.480
don't think my feature, and then
the service can be on stable. All

980
00:58:59.480 --> 00:59:02.239
over alls come back. Everybody's going
to come back. But yeah, so

981
00:59:02.320 --> 00:59:06.639
it's I don't know, They're they're
having a four hour maintenance window on Monday

982
00:59:06.760 --> 00:59:12.280
today, I mean yesterday, sorry, right, yesterday twenty second to say

983
00:59:12.280 --> 00:59:15.400
that we already lived and completed.
Yes, uh and hey maybe on the

984
00:59:15.400 --> 00:59:19.599
other end of that it'll be great, right, I don't know. Yeah,

985
00:59:19.800 --> 00:59:22.000
that stuff's frustrating, but it's a
yeah, it's it's been cool,

986
00:59:22.239 --> 00:59:27.000
and I spent a bunch of time
this weekend actually kind of setting up a

987
00:59:27.000 --> 00:59:30.559
home office. It's it's it's pretty
much operational now. It's not pretty,

988
00:59:30.000 --> 00:59:34.039
but it's a TV with a PlayStation
four hooked up to it. Do you

989
00:59:34.119 --> 00:59:36.599
have many fridge? No? No, I don't. I don't. I

990
00:59:36.599 --> 00:59:38.920
don't need an office where you do
work yeah, but sooda isn't there,

991
00:59:39.559 --> 00:59:42.800
uh, and then I have a
fridge full of soot? Does I can

992
00:59:42.800 --> 00:59:45.599
just walk out there and there's all
kinds of stuff out there, just like

993
00:59:45.039 --> 00:59:49.079
over the whole point of this is
to like actually live in the house,

994
00:59:50.199 --> 00:59:52.199
like instead of like one or two
rooms all the time, okay, like

995
00:59:52.280 --> 00:59:55.280
not living like a dorm, not
living like I have roommates, like actually

996
00:59:55.280 --> 01:00:01.239
spreading, exploring and I'm exploring our
spone okay, okay, yeah, yeah,

997
01:00:01.360 --> 01:00:04.639
my estate, you'd probably get like
a razor scooter or something to move

998
01:00:04.639 --> 01:00:07.400
around faster. Yeah, probably probably. Maybe we're probably going to yank the

999
01:00:07.400 --> 01:00:12.320
carpets out of that place eventually.
Here, that'll be it'll be a little

1000
01:00:12.320 --> 01:00:15.760
more razor scooter friendly once, once
we get some maybe some hardwood or something

1001
01:00:15.800 --> 01:00:20.719
like that. I don't know.
Keeping the arcade machines yeah nice, Yeah,

1002
01:00:20.480 --> 01:00:22.760
yeah, though I might. I
don't know, Like I have that

1003
01:00:22.960 --> 01:00:25.119
missile command machine that's kind of sucked
up and I don't really need it because

1004
01:00:25.119 --> 01:00:29.039
it's I mean, it's playable,
but it's not like I have no passion

1005
01:00:29.079 --> 01:00:32.039
for it, So I might look
to get rid of that at some point,

1006
01:00:32.599 --> 01:00:38.960
I'm not sure. And that smash
TV machine still does not work,

1007
01:00:39.079 --> 01:00:43.360
right, I need to send emails. This is it's it's all my fault.

1008
01:00:43.880 --> 01:00:46.039
Things could could have been different,
but it does not work right now

1009
01:00:47.119 --> 01:00:51.440
anyway. So yeah, I've been
setting that up and now like I so

1010
01:00:51.559 --> 01:00:54.440
I went and hooked up the HDMI
splitter and the Elgatto and all this stuff.

1011
01:00:54.480 --> 01:00:57.920
So that's all hooked up, the
consoles hooked up to the PC kind

1012
01:00:57.920 --> 01:01:00.199
of permanently, like it's all in
one room. It's all you know,

1013
01:01:00.239 --> 01:01:02.639
no cables running all over the place. The only problem is now my cable

1014
01:01:02.679 --> 01:01:07.159
modem goes into the master bedroom,
but I've moved the router into this office

1015
01:01:07.239 --> 01:01:10.639
room, so now I've got ethernet
running up the hallway. Yeah, so

1016
01:01:10.800 --> 01:01:15.039
I'm in a similar situation. Yeah, so mounted mine around the baseboard.

1017
01:01:15.760 --> 01:01:17.920
Yeah that's I can actually come to
the cable under the base but it has

1018
01:01:17.960 --> 01:01:22.480
to run across the whole way to
a point where leaving the master bedroom you

1019
01:01:22.480 --> 01:01:25.159
are now going to cross that cable
and potentially trip. So I was thinking

1020
01:01:25.199 --> 01:01:27.960
about it, like should tape it
down? Like I just don't. I'm

1021
01:01:28.119 --> 01:01:31.360
I'm actually super bad with cable management, Like all my cables are like as

1022
01:01:31.360 --> 01:01:34.800
I'm setting this stuff up, I'm
realizing that all the cables that I just

1023
01:01:34.840 --> 01:01:37.599
already have are like six inches too
short to do what I need to do.

1024
01:01:38.519 --> 01:01:43.639
So cables start shitty. They're terrible. I hate cables. I am

1025
01:01:43.639 --> 01:01:45.880
with you, cable management. It's
a giant albatross around the neck and I,

1026
01:01:46.000 --> 01:01:47.519
you know, I and I want
to see them. Of course,

1027
01:01:47.519 --> 01:01:51.400
the Ethernet cable I bought to run
from one room to the other is like

1028
01:01:51.480 --> 01:01:53.840
about probably about ten feet too long. So now I've got that coiled up

1029
01:01:54.039 --> 01:01:59.079
and it's just, yeah, it's
unsightly. It's a hassle. So eventually

1030
01:01:59.119 --> 01:02:01.280
I'm gonna have to get out of
the house and move the cable that the

1031
01:02:01.320 --> 01:02:04.559
cable motan goes do push it up
into this other room, and then everything

1032
01:02:04.599 --> 01:02:08.599
will be fine on that front.
It's a process. It's a process.

1033
01:02:08.679 --> 01:02:13.800
I have relatively simple tastes and dreams. All I ever really wanted out of

1034
01:02:13.800 --> 01:02:17.119
life is to live in a house
with wired either neet and like HDMI drops

1035
01:02:17.440 --> 01:02:21.280
in every room. That's kind of
it. But when HDMI goes away,

1036
01:02:22.599 --> 01:02:27.079
what if you wired what it?
Yeah, oh you mean hd based t

1037
01:02:27.920 --> 01:02:31.000
that's supposed to happen like five years
ago. Where did that go? I

1038
01:02:31.039 --> 01:02:34.519
don't know. That would make my
job a lot easier. Video video over

1039
01:02:34.519 --> 01:02:36.679
either neet was supposed to be a
thing and it didn't happen. Yeah,

1040
01:02:36.719 --> 01:02:38.119
I don't know why. Uh.
And then you know what if you wired

1041
01:02:38.159 --> 01:02:40.920
your walls with CAT five and then
realize you needed a CAT six, We

1042
01:02:42.000 --> 01:02:45.599
just do a CAT CAT six right
up front? Yeah, I mean now,

1043
01:02:45.679 --> 01:02:47.039
yeah, you would definitely do CAT
six. But what if you did

1044
01:02:47.079 --> 01:02:52.159
it when you first had the idea. I'm saying, like, putting wiring

1045
01:02:52.159 --> 01:02:55.800
in your wall that it will be
obsolete seems terrible. I've got phone jacks

1046
01:02:55.800 --> 01:03:00.840
in most of my room. Fuck
that any of them being used. Yes,

1047
01:03:00.960 --> 01:03:06.000
I do have a landline, okay, in case of emergencies or emergency

1048
01:03:06.039 --> 01:03:08.760
pizza. Okay. I don't know, like I shouldn't have it. It's

1049
01:03:08.840 --> 01:03:12.719
forty dollars a month that I'm spending
for no good reason. When was the

1050
01:03:12.760 --> 01:03:17.639
last time you used it? I
don't know. You should cancel that.

1051
01:03:19.320 --> 01:03:23.159
It's the phone number I've had since
I was thirteen, so it's a nostalgia

1052
01:03:23.239 --> 01:03:27.840
forty dollars. My parents are My
parents are are faced with the exact same

1053
01:03:27.880 --> 01:03:30.719
quandary right now, having a thirty
year old phone number, yeah, and

1054
01:03:30.760 --> 01:03:34.039
not knowing what to do with it. Yeah, Like I I've had that

1055
01:03:34.039 --> 01:03:36.480
phone number since I was in junior
high when I first got my phone,

1056
01:03:36.559 --> 01:03:38.000
and I moved away for a while, my parents kept the phone because my

1057
01:03:38.039 --> 01:03:40.719
mom was using as a modem line
or something like that. Like it feels

1058
01:03:40.719 --> 01:03:44.039
wrong not to have that phone number
anymore somehow. Yeah, And when I

1059
01:03:44.079 --> 01:03:46.559
moved back to town, I'm like, I got the phone number from them,

1060
01:03:46.679 --> 01:03:54.519
and yeah, but also like now
I've had my cell number for a

1061
01:03:54.559 --> 01:03:58.159
really long time too, and I
don't want to change that, right.

1062
01:03:58.440 --> 01:04:00.840
Otherwise I would just take that number. Though that number has been given out

1063
01:04:00.880 --> 01:04:05.840
by my hoodlum friends and anyone that
knows it. The home one, yeah,

1064
01:04:06.239 --> 01:04:09.880
as to telemarketers, and it's on
a zillion list, So it just

1065
01:04:09.960 --> 01:04:13.639
rings off the hook with bullshit.
So I wouldn't want to port it to

1066
01:04:13.679 --> 01:04:15.639
anything because then all that bullshit would
come along with it. Wait, so

1067
01:04:15.679 --> 01:04:18.639
it's hooked up and your phone is
actively ringing all the time, I have

1068
01:04:18.679 --> 01:04:21.159
the ringer turned off. Okay.
I was gonna say, you're paying forty

1069
01:04:21.199 --> 01:04:25.320
dollars a month to get like telemarketing
cults, yeah, and nostalgia. But

1070
01:04:25.360 --> 01:04:27.280
I can look up the phone numbers
and go like, oh, that's who

1071
01:04:27.280 --> 01:04:30.280
that scumbag was. Okay, you
know that's fun sometimes look at these eight

1072
01:04:30.360 --> 01:04:33.360
hundred numbers that are calling me all
the time. Yeah, I should probably

1073
01:04:33.440 --> 01:04:38.960
cancel it. But it's I gave
that phone number out on television when I

1074
01:04:38.960 --> 01:04:42.440
was in high school when I had
a public access show. You know,

1075
01:04:42.599 --> 01:04:44.760
that was the listener line. You
know, Like, I've had that phone

1076
01:04:44.840 --> 01:04:48.840
number for fucking ever. So I'm
like weirdly attached to it. But at

1077
01:04:48.880 --> 01:04:51.039
the same time, there's zero reason
to keep it. There's some way to

1078
01:04:51.079 --> 01:04:54.800
retire it, like a Jersey you
could hang somewhere. I wish you could,

1079
01:04:55.119 --> 01:04:57.159
you know, like no one else
could. Yeah, if I could,

1080
01:04:57.159 --> 01:04:58.880
like if I could like park it
and say, hey, I don't

1081
01:04:58.880 --> 01:05:00.880
want to pay you for phone service, but how much do I have to

1082
01:05:00.920 --> 01:05:02.480
pay you to keep you from giving
this number out to anyone? So I

1083
01:05:02.480 --> 01:05:05.039
was actually thinking like, maybe there's
a way. Yeah, I guess that's

1084
01:05:05.119 --> 01:05:11.480
that. Yes, the actual answer
is apparently forty dollars a month. I

1085
01:05:11.519 --> 01:05:13.440
was trying to think, like,
Okay, maybe I could go through the

1086
01:05:13.480 --> 01:05:17.480
process of so I read someone you
can't port it directly to a Google Voice

1087
01:05:17.519 --> 01:05:24.920
number, but you can port a
cell number to Google Voice. So if

1088
01:05:24.960 --> 01:05:28.599
I can take this landline, port
it to a burner and then port the

1089
01:05:28.679 --> 01:05:33.159
burner number to Google Voice, oh
wow, I can keep that number digitally

1090
01:05:33.320 --> 01:05:36.920
for way less than forty dollars a
month. And you know, and like,

1091
01:05:36.960 --> 01:05:40.880
the last thing I was holding out
on is is I actually get really

1092
01:05:40.920 --> 01:05:45.719
shitty cell coverage in the house,
and sometimes phone calls to that phone are

1093
01:05:45.760 --> 01:05:50.079
not great. But the iOS beta, the nine point three beta that they're

1094
01:05:50.159 --> 01:05:57.000
running that I'm running, finally added
Wi Fi calling for Verizon, So now

1095
01:05:57.039 --> 01:06:00.960
I can do that crystal clear.
Fuck everything, Fuck everything? Wait what

1096
01:06:01.119 --> 01:06:04.960
is that Wi Fi calling? If
your cell signal is weak in certain areas,

1097
01:06:05.159 --> 01:06:10.639
it will handle the call over the
internet. Whoa, that's cool.

1098
01:06:10.760 --> 01:06:14.760
Yeah, and now all the carriers
do have it. Wow. Verizon I

1099
01:06:14.800 --> 01:06:18.119
think was the last holdouts for a
long time. That's that's the type of

1100
01:06:18.119 --> 01:06:21.119
thing we had to use that m
cell for the old Whiskey office exactly.

1101
01:06:23.440 --> 01:06:27.480
Now you don't need them cells.
That's an amazing Uh. The only one

1102
01:06:27.480 --> 01:06:30.239
thing it does do is is like
any voipe solution. It doesn't transmit like

1103
01:06:30.400 --> 01:06:33.199
proper location information for nine one one, So when you turn it on,

1104
01:06:33.280 --> 01:06:36.719
it says tell us where you are
in case of an emergency, and then

1105
01:06:36.719 --> 01:06:40.559
it says you should update this every
time you go somewhere, and you're like,

1106
01:06:40.639 --> 01:06:44.280
fucking no. So if I'm anywhere
other than home and have to call

1107
01:06:44.360 --> 01:06:45.679
nine one one, well whatever,
I'm sure they're used to it. I'm

1108
01:06:45.679 --> 01:06:48.639
sure they're used to it. They'll
figure it. They'll figure it out that

1109
01:06:48.760 --> 01:06:53.760
that's a tech problem that has to
be solved. The the like nine one

1110
01:06:53.800 --> 01:06:56.920
one stuff. Have you used the
what's it called night shift on that data

1111
01:06:57.159 --> 01:06:59.360
sending? Good? Yeah, it's
fine, it's okay. It's like Flux

1112
01:06:59.400 --> 01:07:01.119
work says I've ties it's like Flux, but not Flux, which the Flux

1113
01:07:01.159 --> 01:07:03.559
people are not happy. Oh they're
not. I read about that stuff.

1114
01:07:03.599 --> 01:07:09.440
They were, Yes, they seemed
very displeased that Apple did not just buy

1115
01:07:09.480 --> 01:07:13.320
them to implement that as opposed to
do it themselves. I didn't even think

1116
01:07:13.320 --> 01:07:15.400
it's that. I think they just
wanted they had a version of Flux fora

1117
01:07:15.599 --> 01:07:20.599
iosa. That stuff. It was
like install x code. They were I

1118
01:07:20.639 --> 01:07:25.039
think they were distributing a binary,
then telling people to sideload it instead of

1119
01:07:25.079 --> 01:07:28.039
just putting their source out there,
which is like the actual thing they're supposed

1120
01:07:28.039 --> 01:07:31.719
to do, if it is my
understand anyway, Phones anyway, Phones they're

1121
01:07:31.800 --> 01:07:34.800
terrible. Yeah, they're dumb.
Who cares? Stop talking to Mobile World

1122
01:07:34.960 --> 01:07:43.320
congress. Mobile World is more like
it Galaxy s snooze. You know what

1123
01:07:43.360 --> 01:07:48.239
I'm saying. That's right, Bam, pop shelf material here. I found

1124
01:07:48.239 --> 01:07:53.320
my fucking T mobile sidekick while I
was cleaning up stuff. Destroy that thing

1125
01:07:53.360 --> 01:07:56.559
with a hammer. No, it's
too good. It's the last good phone.

1126
01:07:57.039 --> 01:07:59.519
Let's get a Microsoft kin Okay,
okay, yeah, just find a

1127
01:07:59.519 --> 01:08:04.000
way to get it working then.
Yeah, we're not side talk on your

1128
01:08:04.000 --> 01:08:08.320
iPhone. I mean didn't think so
fry. I don't know how well it

1129
01:08:08.320 --> 01:08:12.239
would work. Uh Dan, can
you talk about Twilight Princess yet? Uh

1130
01:08:12.320 --> 01:08:15.159
yeah? The game came out ten
years ago. No, okay, I'll

1131
01:08:15.159 --> 01:08:19.960
take that as a no. I
mean yeah, yeah, I can it

1132
01:08:20.079 --> 01:08:24.560
is HD. Yeah. Man,
I'm having a lot of thoughts playing that

1133
01:08:24.640 --> 01:08:27.920
game. Like seven hours in,
I'm definitely in for long haul. I'm

1134
01:08:27.920 --> 01:08:30.479
going to beat it again because I
haven't beat it since oh six Those were

1135
01:08:30.479 --> 01:08:36.279
the days. That's what I'm struggling
with is trying to remember back then.

1136
01:08:38.239 --> 01:08:41.359
I read my old review, and
I seem to be very positive about it

1137
01:08:41.359 --> 01:08:44.399
back then, but now I'm trying
to see it through a different lens of

1138
01:08:44.439 --> 01:08:45.720
you know, it's ten years later. Back then, it was still kind

1139
01:08:45.760 --> 01:08:49.239
of amidst all the hype and everything
of the week coming out in this whether

1140
01:08:49.359 --> 01:08:51.960
or not I liked motion controls,
and whether I was trying to convince myself

1141
01:08:53.000 --> 01:08:56.079
I liked it, and now being
so far removed from it and just playing

1142
01:08:56.079 --> 01:08:59.640
it as a Zelda game, I
think, Yeah. I mean, my

1143
01:09:00.560 --> 01:09:06.359
my primary issue with Twilight Princess,
My actual real thing with that game was

1144
01:09:06.600 --> 01:09:13.840
that it just, you know,
like they established that formula with Acarina,

1145
01:09:14.079 --> 01:09:16.760
Yeah, you know, and by
the time they came around to Twilight Princess,

1146
01:09:16.800 --> 01:09:21.079
like the formula was old. It
felt like that they had just kind

1147
01:09:21.079 --> 01:09:27.600
of taken the same thing and like
thought, like, well, what if

1148
01:09:27.600 --> 01:09:30.439
there's a wolf, Like like that
was the idea, you know, did

1149
01:09:30.439 --> 01:09:31.279
you see that wolf? Did you
see that wolf? Yeah? It was

1150
01:09:31.319 --> 01:09:36.399
like, oh you see that wolf? Damn, you know, like like

1151
01:09:36.479 --> 01:09:41.840
that was the check out that wolf. It's an amibo now yeah, yeah,

1152
01:09:41.840 --> 01:09:44.600
so like it it's you know,
like it just felt like that they

1153
01:09:44.680 --> 01:09:46.279
had to come up with a hook
to try to make it different, but

1154
01:09:46.319 --> 01:09:49.239
it was the same thing again,
you know, and which I think they

1155
01:09:49.319 --> 01:09:54.239
wanted to do the same thing because
so many people freaked out about Windwaker,

1156
01:09:54.439 --> 01:09:59.000
unjustly because that was all awesome.
Windwaker sold just fine. Well, yeah,

1157
01:09:59.000 --> 01:10:01.880
I know, weird outcry in the
backlash from Zelda fan Zelda and all

1158
01:10:01.880 --> 01:10:04.439
that shit, and people were pissed
off, you remember that after the Space

1159
01:10:04.479 --> 01:10:06.359
World demo and every But I feel
like when that game came out, like

1160
01:10:06.359 --> 01:10:09.119
you know, yeah, that happened
a little bit, but by the time

1161
01:10:09.119 --> 01:10:12.079
Twilight Princess came around, like no
one was going like I'm pissed at win

1162
01:10:12.119 --> 01:10:15.239
Waker. I feel like there's still
definitely were like amongst like hardcore Zelda fans,

1163
01:10:15.279 --> 01:10:17.840
all those people are not hardcore Zelda
fans, right, because it's a

1164
01:10:17.840 --> 01:10:23.119
great Celtic Zelda game. Yeah I
don't. I don't normally like to fucking

1165
01:10:23.439 --> 01:10:25.560
pull that type of ship. But
if you don't like win Waker, you

1166
01:10:25.560 --> 01:10:28.760
don't like the listen of Zelda.
Yeah, yeah, but I feel like

1167
01:10:28.880 --> 01:10:32.119
that was what Twilight Princess was was
kind of this reaction to that weird outcry

1168
01:10:32.159 --> 01:10:34.800
against It's like, okay, so
you didn't like the cartoon stuff, all

1169
01:10:34.840 --> 01:10:38.720
right, let's make like the darkest
Zela we've made yet, and it's very

1170
01:10:38.800 --> 01:10:42.119
much gonna be like green. Here's
hiro Field, Here's Epina, here's you

1171
01:10:42.159 --> 01:10:48.359
know, Gana. If some people
say epona, I've always said epinaypponapa epa.

1172
01:10:48.840 --> 01:10:54.720
See if they if they had made
link speak, I solve this problem.

1173
01:10:54.720 --> 01:10:56.760
I know you have felt that way
and you like that. Well,

1174
01:10:56.760 --> 01:10:59.439
it wasn't even necessarily like feeling that
way. It was more than like by

1175
01:10:59.479 --> 01:11:02.720
the time they got The Twilight Princess, I feel like the formula had you

1176
01:11:02.760 --> 01:11:06.560
know, they had made that game
before, you know, and what they

1177
01:11:06.560 --> 01:11:09.920
were doing to it, I don't
think added to it. You know,

1178
01:11:10.079 --> 01:11:14.239
they didn't make it dark enough.
They the stuff they added with the Wolf

1179
01:11:14.279 --> 01:11:17.439
didn't do enough to it, and
it just wasn't you know, it was

1180
01:11:17.479 --> 01:11:21.520
successful, but it was spinning its
wheels. And I agree that they didn't

1181
01:11:21.560 --> 01:11:25.039
do anything like I'm not even a
huge fan of the Wolf stuff, like

1182
01:11:25.079 --> 01:11:27.319
playing again now, like those parts
were right, Oh, I gotta be

1183
01:11:27.319 --> 01:11:31.079
the Wolf until I get twelve.
The thing in that game that is the

1184
01:11:31.079 --> 01:11:33.640
rest of it is like check it
out. We made another Legend of Zelda

1185
01:11:33.640 --> 01:11:36.520
game, and I'm fine with I'm
really fine with it. And I don't

1186
01:11:36.520 --> 01:11:40.399
know if that's just a nostalgic thing
since, like, you know, the

1187
01:11:40.399 --> 01:11:42.680
first couple of Zelda game, you
know, the first one and the third

1188
01:11:42.760 --> 01:11:46.239
one were my first like favorite games
basically, uh, and I like just

1189
01:11:46.479 --> 01:11:49.600
coming back to that every few years, like, oh, here's this nice

1190
01:11:49.640 --> 01:11:53.439
thing that I remember, here's like
the beginning of my love of video games

1191
01:11:53.640 --> 01:11:55.239
again. You know. It's like, oh, I'm gonna get the four

1192
01:11:55.319 --> 01:11:57.680
Heart Pieces, exceph It's five and
Twilight Princess, which I don't like.

1193
01:11:58.359 --> 01:12:00.359
Yeah, but I mean I like
that, I like getting the key,

1194
01:12:00.359 --> 01:12:01.399
I like get in the shield,
I like it in THEE. But I

1195
01:12:01.479 --> 01:12:03.600
look at the progression and go like
Acarine of Time, like you know,

1196
01:12:03.800 --> 01:12:08.000
invented the format, yeah, for
a Legend of Zelda in three D.

1197
01:12:08.079 --> 01:12:11.239
I mean know, it built sixty
four done, yeah, you know,

1198
01:12:11.279 --> 01:12:14.960
but but it built a template for
that type of action adventure, action RPG

1199
01:12:15.039 --> 01:12:17.279
whatever you want to call it with
polygons. Well, but yeah, but

1200
01:12:17.319 --> 01:12:21.319
in the basic format is linked to
the past three yeah, but you know,

1201
01:12:21.439 --> 01:12:25.079
like that was enough of a shift, right, and the wind Waker

1202
01:12:25.199 --> 01:12:28.800
takes it in this completely different direction
with all the boat stuff and its visual

1203
01:12:28.880 --> 01:12:31.199
style, like it's a it's it's
a departure in a lot of ways,

1204
01:12:31.359 --> 01:12:35.159
while still kind of giving you enough
of the familiar Zelda stuff. Twilight Princess

1205
01:12:35.199 --> 01:12:40.720
to me, felt like this like
regression back to like the safe spot of

1206
01:12:40.760 --> 01:12:42.600
like, well, we got this
wolf stuff in here, but really we

1207
01:12:42.680 --> 01:12:45.359
just kind of made another legend of
Zela game and like its visual style is

1208
01:12:45.359 --> 01:12:48.479
not necessarily unique, its visual style
doesn't really didn't really stand out at the

1209
01:12:48.479 --> 01:12:53.960
time, Like it felt like a
timid legend of Zelda game at a time

1210
01:12:54.000 --> 01:12:57.600
when like they could have followed up
The wind Waker was something that went even

1211
01:12:57.640 --> 01:13:00.520
further, not necessarily make a cartoony, but like they could have put more

1212
01:13:00.600 --> 01:13:04.000
into it. And so Twilight Princess
felt like this, like, you know,

1213
01:13:04.159 --> 01:13:06.840
back to square one, back to
the formula sort of thing. There

1214
01:13:06.880 --> 01:13:10.439
you go. I got an idea
instead of on the water, what if

1215
01:13:10.439 --> 01:13:13.920
you're in the sky. You know, at least they tried, you know,

1216
01:13:14.279 --> 01:13:16.119
like I don't like, I don't
I don't like Skywards or I'm sorry,

1217
01:13:16.119 --> 01:13:17.680
I just I just one of the
weaker ones. Yeah, I just

1218
01:13:17.680 --> 01:13:19.760
don't like it. But it's still
good, but it's it's weak. I

1219
01:13:19.800 --> 01:13:23.520
just I just don't like it,
you know. I wish there was I

1220
01:13:23.560 --> 01:13:26.760
wish it was better. Flying around
was not nearly as satisfying a sailing for

1221
01:13:26.760 --> 01:13:30.279
some reason. It was because all
those little fucking rocks and planted there's nothing

1222
01:13:30.279 --> 01:13:32.800
there. You'd get like one chest
with like is annoying. Yeah, whereas

1223
01:13:32.800 --> 01:13:35.960
like the Islands and wind Waker actually
felt like there was something like to explore,

1224
01:13:36.079 --> 01:13:39.359
like little cave systems and stuff.
So yeah, so by the time

1225
01:13:39.359 --> 01:13:44.319
Twilight Princess came along, like I
think that like they had done more from

1226
01:13:44.640 --> 01:13:47.560
Akarina It's a Windwaker than they did
from you know, but you forgot what's

1227
01:13:47.560 --> 01:13:51.319
in between those two. That's that's
the one that was the most bold.

1228
01:13:51.399 --> 01:13:55.640
That's the far cry primal of Legend
of Zelda games. You know. That's

1229
01:13:55.680 --> 01:13:58.000
that's the Blood Dragon. You know, it's it's the departure game, like

1230
01:13:58.000 --> 01:14:00.000
it, you know, whatever,
if you get great like it, like

1231
01:14:00.039 --> 01:14:02.359
it's top five, top five zone, but it's not even you know,

1232
01:14:02.479 --> 01:14:05.800
it's it's it doesn't it's its own
weird thing. And that's but so was.

1233
01:14:05.840 --> 01:14:10.079
I mean, wind Waker was a
weird departure. Windwaker is a sequel,

1234
01:14:10.840 --> 01:14:14.960
proper like mainline legend of Zelda game. I mean, Major's Mask is

1235
01:14:15.000 --> 01:14:18.560
a mainline Legendor's Mask is like Zelda
Guy Den, Dude, it's not even

1236
01:14:18.560 --> 01:14:23.119
close. It's it's the same link
from Makarine of Time. It's a sequel

1237
01:14:23.199 --> 01:14:28.079
to a game that when they make
sequels, they make larger changes than they've

1238
01:14:28.079 --> 01:14:31.000
made, you know, like everyone
considers that. But that's like, that's

1239
01:14:31.039 --> 01:14:34.920
like you're sitting there going like you're
you're basically defending Final Fantasy. Tend to

1240
01:14:34.920 --> 01:14:38.479
make that exact comparison, which are
you putting with Jordan in the same camp

1241
01:14:38.520 --> 01:14:42.159
as like a Four Swords Adventures or
Triforce Heroes or that kind of like spinoff.

1242
01:14:42.800 --> 01:14:44.960
I mean, it's closer. Yeah, it's more robust than that,

1243
01:14:45.039 --> 01:14:48.199
but it's closer to that than no
way than that sort of stuff. And

1244
01:14:48.239 --> 01:14:50.000
you can like it all you want, but it's not. It's not the

1245
01:14:50.000 --> 01:14:55.479
same thing. It's ten it's totally
tend to It's Lightning Returns. It's the

1246
01:14:55.520 --> 01:15:00.239
legend of Zell the Lightning returns.
But it completely changed. It turned every

1247
01:15:00.279 --> 01:15:02.159
expansion it was, it was it
was supposed to be expansion would do.

1248
01:15:02.359 --> 01:15:04.239
If it was an expansion pack,
it would just be like, hey,

1249
01:15:04.279 --> 01:15:08.279
here's three new dungeons. That's what
an offshoot or it's a remix, Like

1250
01:15:08.319 --> 01:15:12.199
it feels like a remix, completely
different. But that's what I'm saying,

1251
01:15:12.319 --> 01:15:14.239
Like with the existing tools, I
mean, you know, with the exist

1252
01:15:14.319 --> 01:15:16.239
look and all that stuff, the
same engine and a lot of the same

1253
01:15:16.279 --> 01:15:19.239
assets, with like some weird gameplay
tweaks in it, and it's you know,

1254
01:15:19.399 --> 01:15:23.680
it's it's inventive, and they went
in a weird direction, and like

1255
01:15:23.840 --> 01:15:27.960
I will honestly applaud them for that, even though I just I just don't

1256
01:15:27.960 --> 01:15:30.159
think that's a very good game.
It's not for me. I'm glad that

1257
01:15:30.159 --> 01:15:33.760
you applaud the wind Waker changes though, because that was it's a huge changes.

1258
01:15:33.840 --> 01:15:36.319
One of the best games they've made, yea, even with the back

1259
01:15:36.359 --> 01:15:40.199
third being a little heavy, which
they fixed at the ahde oh my god,

1260
01:15:40.239 --> 01:15:42.439
the HD one. If you haven't
played wind Waker, that HD thing,

1261
01:15:42.760 --> 01:15:45.039
it fixes everything. Yeah, it's
so good. So that that was

1262
01:15:45.079 --> 01:15:47.880
the thing with Twilight Princess was this
feeling of just like, man, they

1263
01:15:47.960 --> 01:15:51.319
could their Nintendo this is the legend
of Zelda. They could do more and

1264
01:15:51.359 --> 01:15:55.800
they weren't, and they were you
know, it wasn't about like links speaking

1265
01:15:55.880 --> 01:15:59.880
like who cares really, It was
more about like, there's more they could

1266
01:15:59.880 --> 01:16:02.159
be doing here, And that's actually
the thing that has me really excited about

1267
01:16:02.760 --> 01:16:05.520
where they're going to go from here, like what they've been saying about the

1268
01:16:05.560 --> 01:16:11.399
next game, like because they it's
not you know, because when that Twilight

1269
01:16:11.399 --> 01:16:14.119
Princess review went up, there was
a bit of a then there was a

1270
01:16:14.119 --> 01:16:16.079
bit of a hubbub about it,
and it was one of those things,

1271
01:16:16.079 --> 01:16:18.239
one of those times where like,
you know, like I didn't necessarily talk

1272
01:16:18.279 --> 01:16:20.399
to a lot of people of publishers
at the time because I was on the

1273
01:16:20.479 --> 01:16:24.159
review side pretty strictly and stuff like
that, but you know, you kind

1274
01:16:24.159 --> 01:16:29.039
of hear bits and pieces occasionally back
from publishers about like we think you're right,

1275
01:16:29.640 --> 01:16:32.359
all right, yeah, and you
know sometimes you hear things like,

1276
01:16:32.479 --> 01:16:35.600
oh, you know, there's there's
people that internally that might acknowledge like,

1277
01:16:36.039 --> 01:16:39.159
yeah, it's kind of it's kind
of that, right, And that was

1278
01:16:39.239 --> 01:16:42.680
that was one of those funny cases
of hearing that about that game when the

1279
01:16:42.680 --> 01:16:46.760
Internet was on fire about Yeah,
okay, it's a formula that they like,

1280
01:16:47.039 --> 01:16:50.239
they could be doing more, they
could be pushing. It's the legend

1281
01:16:50.279 --> 01:16:55.520
of Zelda. For Christ's sake,
thirty years this week of the since the

1282
01:16:55.760 --> 01:16:58.920
first game came out in Japan,
Like, this is one of the most

1283
01:16:58.960 --> 01:17:02.560
important franchise is for gaming, you
know. And Twilight Princess, I think

1284
01:17:02.640 --> 01:17:09.680
was like a wheel spinning move that
like was very much not what they had

1285
01:17:09.720 --> 01:17:12.199
been doing, even you know,
even though I don't like Major's mask,

1286
01:17:12.279 --> 01:17:15.920
at least that was like something really
crazy. Well, and Zelda historically has

1287
01:17:15.960 --> 01:17:18.880
been their big flagship series that they
will take risks on because like I love

1288
01:17:18.880 --> 01:17:23.239
all the Mario games, but those
have mostly played it safe outside of like,

1289
01:17:23.239 --> 01:17:26.359
oh hey he's got a pack's in
space. Yeah, it's been jumping

1290
01:17:26.359 --> 01:17:29.760
on turtles for thirty years. You
know, Zelda, they've done weird shit

1291
01:17:29.880 --> 01:17:31.880
with from from the first sequel.
I mean, Zella two is completely different

1292
01:17:31.880 --> 01:17:36.880
than an amazing game. Yeah,
yeah, but it's all right, I

1293
01:17:36.920 --> 01:17:41.479
mean, you know, yeah,
I just but also a risk, yes,

1294
01:17:41.520 --> 01:17:43.880
you know, a big departure like, nothing about Twilight Princess felt like

1295
01:17:43.880 --> 01:17:45.439
a risk to me. It felt
like, you know, it felt like

1296
01:17:45.479 --> 01:17:47.680
I said, it felt like them
very much kind of circling the wagons,

1297
01:17:47.680 --> 01:17:49.680
going like, all right, guys, let's sing to the base. Yeah,

1298
01:17:49.920 --> 01:17:53.319
let's make one more of these for
the new console and for the GameCube,

1299
01:17:53.319 --> 01:17:54.760
and all got pushed back, so
I guess we'll put it on the

1300
01:17:54.760 --> 01:17:57.359
Wii. So, you know,
here's this kind of muddy looking Wii game,

1301
01:17:58.199 --> 01:18:01.199
and and that's the the problem that
I have with that game is that

1302
01:18:01.439 --> 01:18:05.600
it was a formula that had been
well established and they just kind of made

1303
01:18:05.640 --> 01:18:10.600
another one of those, and the
wolf stuff didn't didn't do enough. I

1304
01:18:10.640 --> 01:18:13.479
find myself in a weird spot hearing
this and that I agree with pretty much

1305
01:18:13.479 --> 01:18:17.279
everything you're saying. That they was
spinning its wheels, and I'm not big

1306
01:18:17.279 --> 01:18:21.119
on the wolf stuff necessarily. I
just I think I just like it more

1307
01:18:21.199 --> 01:18:25.600
because of that, Like, I
think I'm more okay with just like this

1308
01:18:25.640 --> 01:18:29.039
is the Zelda. I like Zelda. I like that format. I'm not

1309
01:18:29.119 --> 01:18:30.359
tired of it, I don't you
know. I'm I'm very excited about what

1310
01:18:30.359 --> 01:18:33.159
the next one's gonna be and where
the series goes from here. But when

1311
01:18:33.159 --> 01:18:36.840
it comes down to it, even
just a by the numbers, this is

1312
01:18:36.840 --> 01:18:41.600
a Zelda ass Zelda game. I
love those so much and everything about it,

1313
01:18:41.680 --> 01:18:43.720
you know, the characters and the
music, and you know, just

1314
01:18:43.760 --> 01:18:46.560
all the familiarity of that. I'm
by no means tired of that, you

1315
01:18:46.600 --> 01:18:49.760
know. I if they remade just
like a new thing in the Aquarinum mold

1316
01:18:49.840 --> 01:18:53.199
every four years, I'd play them
until the day I died and probably love

1317
01:18:53.239 --> 01:18:55.279
them. I think you know that. I ended up giving it a score

1318
01:18:55.279 --> 01:18:57.239
that said it was a great game, because you know, it's like by

1319
01:18:57.680 --> 01:19:00.920
standards, by most other standards you're
looking at and go like, yeah,

1320
01:19:00.960 --> 01:19:02.119
this is pretty well made, you
know, on its own, on its

1321
01:19:02.119 --> 01:19:08.039
own merits, as in a vacuum. There's nothing really wrong with that game.

1322
01:19:08.239 --> 01:19:11.199
I'll say one thing though, I've
really noticed that in the ten year

1323
01:19:11.239 --> 01:19:14.840
gap between the original release and now, horse control has gotten a lot better,

1324
01:19:15.560 --> 01:19:17.800
and not in this like trying to
control Epin and this after playing Red

1325
01:19:17.840 --> 01:19:21.760
Dead and The Witch are games with
better horse stuff. It is like Epina

1326
01:19:21.840 --> 01:19:25.840
just hits the wall and it's just
full like wait for the animation for the

1327
01:19:25.880 --> 01:19:30.640
full turnaround and that that's rough.
Yeah, yeah, this is a really

1328
01:19:30.640 --> 01:19:38.520
hard conversation. But have canu Wine
didn't write a song called Penny's I guess

1329
01:19:38.560 --> 01:19:41.760
Evan has probably named that because the
word ponies kind of in there. But

1330
01:19:41.920 --> 01:19:45.239
I've always said eppen, and by
god, I'm I'm sticking with it.

1331
01:19:45.439 --> 01:19:47.359
If you want to double down on
being wrong, I mean, I'm probably

1332
01:19:47.359 --> 01:19:49.199
wrong, but I'm not gonna train
to way I've said it. No,

1333
01:19:49.239 --> 01:19:54.079
Okay, no, that's fine.
Eight. But yeah, I'm might go

1334
01:19:54.079 --> 01:19:58.960
back to calling him Ryu while we're
at it. Dall Ism, dall Ism

1335
01:19:59.600 --> 01:20:01.880
gets But yeah, I'm with you
on everything. I agree with. I

1336
01:20:01.920 --> 01:20:04.479
totally see what you're saying, and
then totally valid. I see why some

1337
01:20:04.479 --> 01:20:06.520
people would be like, all right, this is the same shit. Yeah,

1338
01:20:06.520 --> 01:20:09.720
but I guess I'm just not tired
of the same shit yet. Hey,

1339
01:20:09.720 --> 01:20:12.680
it's okay to like something and also
admitted shortcomings at the same time.

1340
01:20:12.760 --> 01:20:15.479
Yeah, yeah, fully valid and
and acceptable. Yeah. I don't know

1341
01:20:15.520 --> 01:20:18.600
if you remember how things went back
then, but apparently it's not yea.

1342
01:20:19.439 --> 01:20:21.840
And also they changed the wallet size
and now we have bigger wallets from the

1343
01:20:21.880 --> 01:20:28.560
start with real real nice Yeah,
so it's I just you know, I'm

1344
01:20:28.640 --> 01:20:31.640
kind of interested in seeing the game
again because I haven't touched it since I

1345
01:20:31.800 --> 01:20:34.920
played, because I ended up playing
the GameCube version as well, and this

1346
01:20:35.000 --> 01:20:39.039
is that, yeah, which I've
never played the game pe one, So

1347
01:20:39.119 --> 01:20:42.960
playing it without having to do the
motion control shit and the world flipping a

1348
01:20:43.000 --> 01:20:45.239
better game. It's a better game. I'm really liking it. But you

1349
01:20:45.279 --> 01:20:47.520
can also with the game pad do
the gyroscope aiming of the arrow and stuff,

1350
01:20:47.520 --> 01:20:50.840
which actually works really well. Yeah
no, actually no, I really

1351
01:20:50.880 --> 01:20:55.079
like that, like especially like the
mini games, the target shooting stuff like

1352
01:20:55.199 --> 01:20:58.279
that works great. I love that
in the three DS remix Vacherina Majora.

1353
01:20:58.399 --> 01:21:01.520
It's it's great here. So yeah, no huge overhauls that I've seen so

1354
01:21:01.560 --> 01:21:04.439
far, I've always done. I'm
seven hours in and I'm not even at

1355
01:21:04.439 --> 01:21:08.720
the second dungeon yet, so I'm
remembering how slow that ramp up is for

1356
01:21:08.760 --> 01:21:12.560
this one. But no, it's
it's good, but it's it doesn't overhaul

1357
01:21:12.600 --> 01:21:16.720
things the way Windwaker did. I
hope that what they're doing next gets away

1358
01:21:16.840 --> 01:21:19.520
from if it ends up being like, hey, we've just you know,

1359
01:21:19.560 --> 01:21:23.000
hey, it's roughly the same number
of dungeons, but now it's in a

1360
01:21:23.079 --> 01:21:27.319
larger open world like that'll bet Yeah, that link between worlds. It's some

1361
01:21:27.479 --> 01:21:30.279
changes to like the magic system,
and those changes were but that's a but

1362
01:21:30.319 --> 01:21:35.840
that's a you know, a weird
game that's closer to a major's mask than

1363
01:21:36.920 --> 01:21:41.520
a proper legend of Zelad. I
mean, the big innovation there was,

1364
01:21:41.560 --> 01:21:43.640
Hey, you can have all the
items right up front and then do the

1365
01:21:43.680 --> 01:21:45.920
dungeons and whatever order you want.
Yeah, but there are still like it

1366
01:21:46.199 --> 01:21:50.359
links crossbow training is what I'm saying. There's still reels like that's not like,

1367
01:21:50.399 --> 01:21:54.359
you know, that's what is that
there. There's you know, there's

1368
01:21:54.359 --> 01:21:56.760
some variability in the flow of the
game there, but you're still doing a

1369
01:21:56.840 --> 01:22:00.399
number of discrete dungeons one after the
other on basically the same mask is linked

1370
01:22:00.439 --> 01:22:04.039
to the past again. Awesome,
Yes, like it's not I wouldn't say

1371
01:22:04.039 --> 01:22:06.800
the change they make is as fundamental
as what they need. It's like it's

1372
01:22:06.840 --> 01:22:13.319
the real nes remix. Yes,
yeah, that's a that's a cool fucking

1373
01:22:13.359 --> 01:22:15.239
game. It is good game.
I just I don't know, I just

1374
01:22:15.279 --> 01:22:19.119
I would really like to see like
a grand departure from the structure of like,

1375
01:22:19.159 --> 01:22:21.600
hey, you need this mini try
force pieces. You know, hey,

1376
01:22:21.840 --> 01:22:25.600
what if it was six pieces to
get a heart? Fuck it?

1377
01:22:25.680 --> 01:22:29.520
No? No? Yes? Before
or last before? Well, Twilight Princess

1378
01:22:29.720 --> 01:22:30.960
has five, and I don't like
that. Hey, well there you go,

1379
01:22:31.760 --> 01:22:34.399
justified. So I don't. I
think we're both probably excited for this

1380
01:22:34.479 --> 01:22:38.439
next one. Whatever the hell they
do with it. I mean, yeah,

1381
01:22:38.479 --> 01:22:40.760
I think they could totally blow it
and make an uninteresting game. I

1382
01:22:40.760 --> 01:22:44.680
think there's there's a possibility of that. But I really want to see what

1383
01:22:44.680 --> 01:22:46.239
they're doing. Yeah. Uh,
and I want to see if it ends

1384
01:22:46.279 --> 01:22:48.920
up being a line straddle or if
they end up putting it on NX as

1385
01:22:48.960 --> 01:22:54.960
well as bet you, I bet
they do. Yeah, it worked out

1386
01:22:55.000 --> 01:22:58.039
so well for them last time.
I mean, it's sold a bunch,

1387
01:22:58.039 --> 01:23:00.399
didn't it Probably, I don't know. I don't know if they go back

1388
01:23:00.399 --> 01:23:01.800
to that, well, but we
will see. Yeah, but no,

1389
01:23:02.159 --> 01:23:04.279
it's not a well, it's like
like who cares, Like, you know,

1390
01:23:04.279 --> 01:23:06.199
if they have another platform coming out, they might as well put it

1391
01:23:06.239 --> 01:23:11.039
on. Yeah, there's no reason
not to. I want them to.

1392
01:23:11.920 --> 01:23:14.079
I don't want them to do that
because I want to feel good about buying

1393
01:23:14.079 --> 01:23:15.920
that. We you and I don't
think I'm gonna feel good about buying that.

1394
01:23:15.960 --> 01:23:18.199
We you if I could have just
played the new Zelda, I'm the

1395
01:23:18.239 --> 01:23:23.000
next console. So let me get
this straight. More people are getting access

1396
01:23:23.039 --> 01:23:26.760
to a game, and that's making
you angry. Not that's not necessarily what

1397
01:23:26.800 --> 01:23:31.960
we're saying, you know, tweet
to me mode, you know, more

1398
01:23:32.000 --> 01:23:35.319
to the point you kind of want
to feel like they made it appropriately for

1399
01:23:35.680 --> 01:23:39.319
and to the strengths of the platform
they put it on. You know,

1400
01:23:39.439 --> 01:23:43.039
like like you said, like in
the process of moving Twilight Princess to the

1401
01:23:43.079 --> 01:23:45.760
Wei, like you ended up with
a WE game that didn't necessarily look like

1402
01:23:45.800 --> 01:23:47.600
a good game by the WI standards. True, you know, it's true.

1403
01:23:47.880 --> 01:23:50.399
And the motion controls did feel tacked
on, right, right, Yeah,

1404
01:23:50.479 --> 01:23:54.760
like that like the right the waggle
for the basic attack it was just

1405
01:23:54.800 --> 01:23:57.039
a bucking. Should have been a
fuck. It was fancy, but that's

1406
01:23:57.039 --> 01:23:59.640
what I mean. Like they fixed
that in the Year of Motion plus with

1407
01:23:59.720 --> 01:24:02.319
Sky in that transition, Like you're
you're bound to lose some things when you

1408
01:24:02.359 --> 01:24:05.479
take a game that was intended for
one target and moved to another. You're

1409
01:24:05.560 --> 01:24:09.239
right, yeah, you're right,
uh, I mean, and I don't

1410
01:24:09.399 --> 01:24:11.439
really have a problem with the way. You you know, I think it'd

1411
01:24:11.479 --> 01:24:14.399
be interesting to see that game in
both places, because that'd be like a

1412
01:24:15.680 --> 01:24:19.039
and a hell of a way to
kind of kick off the NX. But

1413
01:24:19.119 --> 01:24:26.359
whatever it's, I I hope that
they are making something that you know,

1414
01:24:26.479 --> 01:24:30.439
isn't just a larger version of what
they've been making and really kind of take

1415
01:24:30.479 --> 01:24:34.039
it to some to a different place. Sure, I think we can all

1416
01:24:34.039 --> 01:24:38.760
get behind that. Last thing I'll
mention real quick is that I've been plinking

1417
01:24:38.760 --> 01:24:43.319
away in Plants Versu Zombies Garden Warfare
two. You guys saw on UPF because

1418
01:24:43.359 --> 01:24:45.119
I showed it to you. I
did, Yes, you did saw that.

1419
01:24:45.399 --> 01:24:49.760
It's a real game that just seems
like a vastly expanded version of the

1420
01:24:49.800 --> 01:24:57.119
first game version. I loaded it
up and it played danger Zone. I

1421
01:24:57.119 --> 01:24:59.960
mean that was a trailer that they
put out. It's it's in the game

1422
01:25:00.039 --> 01:25:02.000
as well. Yeah, it's over
the over the kind of there's an initial

1423
01:25:02.039 --> 01:25:08.119
cinematic that not a non cover versions
in the game they licensed. They licensed,

1424
01:25:08.239 --> 01:25:12.880
it's in the game, and it's
in the game. Uh. You

1425
01:25:12.880 --> 01:25:15.439
know, they've added classes, it's
a ton of new maps, like the

1426
01:25:15.439 --> 01:25:17.079
there's a quest system. Now,
there's a you know, a big hub

1427
01:25:17.920 --> 01:25:20.119
you can go out and do stuff, and the hub seems is baffling.

1428
01:25:20.199 --> 01:25:24.560
I haven't Yeah you have a menu
to have to walk around this big,

1429
01:25:25.319 --> 01:25:28.880
unwieldy thing like it, it's no
one needs that. Well, but yeah,

1430
01:25:28.920 --> 01:25:30.479
I need to spend more time with
it and figure out exactly what the

1431
01:25:30.520 --> 01:25:34.359
purpose of that thing is. Yeah, because because both factions, bases and

1432
01:25:34.520 --> 01:25:39.640
this kind of neutral like battleground in
the middle are contained in that one map,

1433
01:25:39.680 --> 01:25:42.560
and I'm not sure what the benefit
of that is as supposed to just

1434
01:25:42.560 --> 01:25:45.520
having a nice speedy map but or
I mean men you deal with. But

1435
01:25:46.119 --> 01:25:50.159
anyway, that that's actually technically out
today, so like beyond the access people

1436
01:25:50.199 --> 01:25:55.239
playing it earlier, like it'll just
now start getting actually populated today. So

1437
01:25:55.359 --> 01:25:57.640
I will spend more time with that
this week and we will do some stuff

1438
01:25:57.800 --> 01:26:01.640
with it. I like stuff.
Stuff's good. All right, let's talk

1439
01:26:01.680 --> 01:26:05.560
about the news this week. It's
it's pretty thin, uh in the world

1440
01:26:05.600 --> 01:26:10.880
of headlines other than the first one, which is kind of a big piece

1441
01:26:10.920 --> 01:26:14.880
of news. The HTC five has
a price. It is seven hundred and

1442
01:26:14.920 --> 01:26:17.039
ninety nine dollars, which is a
hell of a lot cheaper than I thought

1443
01:26:17.039 --> 01:26:19.600
it was going to be a lot
of dollars. I mean it's a lot.

1444
01:26:19.760 --> 01:26:23.560
But is that with the whole room
thing and all that. That's why

1445
01:26:23.600 --> 01:26:26.880
I like house two controllers. That's
exactly why I think it's Yes, I

1446
01:26:26.880 --> 01:26:30.439
mean yeah, I mean it's it's
got the basically yeah, like yeah,

1447
01:26:30.479 --> 01:26:33.560
Effectively this is coming with like room
size, positional tracking, and two motion

1448
01:26:33.600 --> 01:26:39.399
controllers which the Rift, neither of
which the Rift has two hundred dollars extra

1449
01:26:39.439 --> 01:26:45.840
correct me if I'm wrong, because
I don't know, this headset would presumably

1450
01:26:45.960 --> 01:26:48.520
be able to do everything the Oculus
can. Yeah, like that that I

1451
01:26:48.560 --> 01:26:51.640
think really remains to be seen,
right, Like if there's a common software

1452
01:26:51.640 --> 01:26:55.640
platform, if if all games for
one will work on the other. If

1453
01:26:55.640 --> 01:26:59.640
I keep in mind that Oculus has
a publishing division and their own storefront where

1454
01:26:59.640 --> 01:27:03.680
they will be publishing games, so
there's a possibility that those games may not

1455
01:27:03.760 --> 01:27:08.439
work on vibes but purely on a
TEP. But I don't but I don't

1456
01:27:08.439 --> 01:27:13.560
know stuff everything. My understanding is
that doing the work to make it work

1457
01:27:13.600 --> 01:27:16.159
on both headsets is not difficult,
right, unless you're taking advantage of some

1458
01:27:16.199 --> 01:27:21.039
of the specific unique features of some
of the stuff, because like the Vibe

1459
01:27:21.079 --> 01:27:25.560
has the camera up front that'll let
you do like you could potentially be used

1460
01:27:25.600 --> 01:27:30.640
for like an AAR type scenario,
right, and and that sort of stuff.

1461
01:27:30.079 --> 01:27:32.640
The room sensors may play into some
of that to a certain extent.

1462
01:27:32.680 --> 01:27:35.760
The the Oculus Touch controllers won't be
available at launch, so you know.

1463
01:27:35.800 --> 01:27:39.479
And also so this is Yeah,
it's seven eighty nine and it's hitting in

1464
01:27:39.720 --> 01:27:43.479
Uh they're saying early April. Damn. Yeah, just which is not long.

1465
01:27:43.560 --> 01:27:45.479
Yeah, the drift it's like a
month. Shit. What I find

1466
01:27:45.560 --> 01:27:50.560
kind of perplexing is that it only
requires one USB two point zero port.

1467
01:27:51.520 --> 01:27:57.640
Yeah, I th things like four, doesn't it it needs like and one

1468
01:27:57.720 --> 01:28:00.279
two or something like that. Yeah, And those, how things do not

1469
01:28:00.359 --> 01:28:03.279
hook up to the computer. I
think, so those are just like the

1470
01:28:04.000 --> 01:28:10.079
headset is sensing those. I wonder
then if because it has that, then

1471
01:28:10.359 --> 01:28:16.880
it doesn't have to do like the
way it's tracking is somehow less intensive or

1472
01:28:16.920 --> 01:28:20.319
something and doesn't have it require as
much data to be crammed through it.

1473
01:28:20.479 --> 01:28:27.279
Yeah. I don't know that it
is. Yeah, that that is one

1474
01:28:27.279 --> 01:28:30.079
of the more confusing is it become
one of the more confusing aspects of this

1475
01:28:30.119 --> 01:28:35.279
stuff. Uh yeah, it's uh, it's been interesting seeing people react to

1476
01:28:35.319 --> 01:28:40.199
the price because people are just comparing
it directly to the Oculus price and saying

1477
01:28:40.239 --> 01:28:43.560
like, oh, well, Oculus
got him on price. That's a cheaper

1478
01:28:43.600 --> 01:28:48.000
pacts like it's you're getting such a
different Like it'd be like if the Oculus

1479
01:28:48.119 --> 01:28:53.520
packed in two of the touch controllers, right, you know, it is

1480
01:28:53.560 --> 01:28:56.560
basically what you would be getting with
this Vibe packs. Although one of the

1481
01:28:56.680 --> 01:28:59.319
one of the main selling points in
this thing, the positional tracking, seems

1482
01:28:59.359 --> 01:29:02.119
like it's going to be a thing
not specially useful for a huge number of

1483
01:29:02.119 --> 01:29:04.880
people. Yeah, Like the amount
of floor space just open, Like you

1484
01:29:04.920 --> 01:29:09.279
need a room in your house devoted
to this thing to get the full right,

1485
01:29:09.560 --> 01:29:12.880
Yeah, so to do full advantage
the room scale experiences, the way

1486
01:29:12.880 --> 01:29:15.359
to call them and then that that's
the and it's that's been the aspect that

1487
01:29:15.359 --> 01:29:17.880
they've been pushing the most with the
Vibe in terms of just like how they

1488
01:29:17.920 --> 01:29:20.399
demo it and the things they talk
about. It's very much about like,

1489
01:29:20.439 --> 01:29:24.359
hey, this room. Yeah,
yeah, I guess that's that is the

1490
01:29:24.359 --> 01:29:26.560
big thing. Don't get me wrong, it's super cool when it works,

1491
01:29:26.800 --> 01:29:30.840
but like it is awesome wires,
so many extra variables to be in place

1492
01:29:30.520 --> 01:29:33.119
to work right, and so like
I think even if I ended up with

1493
01:29:33.119 --> 01:29:38.079
a vibe like, I don't know
that I would set up yeah, for

1494
01:29:38.079 --> 01:29:40.479
for I don't know if I'd set
up for that situation, because it just

1495
01:29:40.520 --> 01:29:45.039
doesn't seem viable for this whole office
I'm building, for example, it's not

1496
01:29:45.039 --> 01:29:46.199
big enough to do any of this
stuff in Like I I could have a

1497
01:29:46.319 --> 01:29:50.079
standing VR experience and when you take
a couple of steps in any direction,

1498
01:29:50.319 --> 01:29:54.319
but I can't walk around a fucking
room like that job simulator thing or whatever.

1499
01:29:54.319 --> 01:29:56.840
You're just like standing and like the
tiny little kids something, and any

1500
01:29:56.880 --> 01:29:59.760
seated experience obviously, you know,
any kind of cockpit based thing like,

1501
01:29:59.760 --> 01:30:03.960
no problem. But yeah, wouldn't
you like to have the option? Yeah,

1502
01:30:03.960 --> 01:30:06.640
I would love to have the option. Yes, absolutely be like,

1503
01:30:06.640 --> 01:30:10.880
oh, I'm gonna take this somewhere, going on to the park with my

1504
01:30:10.960 --> 01:30:13.840
VR headset. You know, I
don't know what. I don't know where

1505
01:30:13.840 --> 01:30:15.239
I would go. The thing is
the garage. I could take the car

1506
01:30:15.239 --> 01:30:19.119
out of the garage and fucking put
up tens of barriers like a movie theater.

1507
01:30:21.199 --> 01:30:25.039
If R is going to become the
going concern that it's being propped up,

1508
01:30:25.079 --> 01:30:27.640
as there will be plenty of time
to have that option later, you

1509
01:30:27.680 --> 01:30:31.279
know, right, and stuff it's
not going to be the going concern for

1510
01:30:31.359 --> 01:30:36.800
is a little bit, right,
So it's this is all stuff that's still

1511
01:30:36.840 --> 01:30:41.479
even even after this stuff is on
sale, it's still somewhat theoretic totally,

1512
01:30:41.680 --> 01:30:45.439
Like yeah, for for me,
the quality that's it all starts and stops

1513
01:30:45.439 --> 01:30:48.039
with the quality the headset For me, like, sure, I want a

1514
01:30:48.359 --> 01:30:55.399
which part the display the whole experience, But yes, I mean, let's

1515
01:30:55.479 --> 01:30:58.840
let's assume the tracking is probably going
to be roughly equivalent. I doubt you'll

1516
01:30:58.840 --> 01:31:00.279
be able to tell a lot of
diff it's there, but like, I'm

1517
01:31:00.319 --> 01:31:03.079
sure there's some people will but like, yeah, people that are pretty far

1518
01:31:03.119 --> 01:31:06.239
down the rabbit hole already would probably
know. But yeah, I in my

1519
01:31:06.279 --> 01:31:10.640
experience with I guess I haven't tried
the final vibe, right, that's the

1520
01:31:10.680 --> 01:31:13.039
thing, Like I like I want
a bunch of tech sites to get both

1521
01:31:13.079 --> 01:31:15.800
of them in for review and spend
like an exhaustive a number of hours saying

1522
01:31:15.880 --> 01:31:18.439
Okay, this one feels better,
this one's got a better headband, Like

1523
01:31:18.479 --> 01:31:23.680
this one. The optics are slightly
like Sharper on this one, Like comfort

1524
01:31:23.720 --> 01:31:25.680
is going to be a big thing, you know, Like like I saw

1525
01:31:26.039 --> 01:31:28.760
I forget who a field of view
is one of the big differences right between

1526
01:31:28.800 --> 01:31:31.119
them. Like I want an exhaustive
breakdown of all that stuff before I would

1527
01:31:31.159 --> 01:31:33.760
even think about deciding which one to
get. Yeah, I mean, honestly,

1528
01:31:33.840 --> 01:31:39.119
if I wasn't a Kickstarter backer of
the Rift just to get one of

1529
01:31:39.119 --> 01:31:41.399
those things, your decisions kind of
made already. Yeah, Like if if

1530
01:31:41.439 --> 01:31:44.119
they weren't sending me one, I
wouldn't have either of them. But get

1531
01:31:44.119 --> 01:31:45.520
it wrong, If I could go
back in time and back that Kickstarter for

1532
01:31:45.520 --> 01:31:48.760
three bucks is a nice price for
that thing and get one of those things

1533
01:31:49.880 --> 01:31:53.359
d K one we barely used it, I would do it. Like I'd

1534
01:31:53.359 --> 01:31:56.319
still feel like that was worthwhile and
I just wanted one of those so we

1535
01:31:56.319 --> 01:32:00.159
could cover that stuff, Like hey, yeah, sure, yeah, it's

1536
01:32:00.159 --> 01:32:04.000
there's just so much left to even
knowing the prices and what the base package

1537
01:32:04.039 --> 01:32:08.239
is going to be, There's so
much left to determine. Are there any

1538
01:32:08.239 --> 01:32:11.960
release dates set for like notable game
the Drift is launched, day Job Simulator

1539
01:32:12.000 --> 01:32:17.720
were packed in with the Vibe along
with contraption factories. That's called Contraption Maker.

1540
01:32:17.920 --> 01:32:20.359
Oh that's the thing that they demoed
were yeah, okay, you were

1541
01:32:20.359 --> 01:32:23.560
having trouble, that was the thing. It was broken when Yeah, yeah,

1542
01:32:23.800 --> 01:32:26.720
awesome. Yeah, they're there are
a handful of games that are starting

1543
01:32:26.760 --> 01:32:29.079
to get to get have their dates
be firmed up. But yeah, a

1544
01:32:29.159 --> 01:32:31.720
Drift is launched day on Oculus.
Drift sounds really cool, but like you

1545
01:32:31.720 --> 01:32:34.359
know, guarantee you can still have
a good experience with that game on a

1546
01:32:34.399 --> 01:32:41.359
big TV. I mean, well, the you know, it seems like

1547
01:32:41.359 --> 01:32:43.560
the hook of that thing is going
to be it's it's you know, it's

1548
01:32:43.560 --> 01:32:45.399
a personal story, it's a right, you know, like that aspect of

1549
01:32:45.439 --> 01:32:47.840
it seems like that that that's the
reason I want to play a Drift.

1550
01:32:48.560 --> 01:32:53.800
It's it's not necessarily that it's in
vr R. That that's a fun that'll

1551
01:32:53.840 --> 01:32:57.199
probably a fun, cool way to
also play it. But do you say

1552
01:32:57.279 --> 01:33:00.079
job simulator is built in I mean
it's packed in with the you know,

1553
01:33:00.159 --> 01:33:04.039
that's a really good pack end.
Yeah, like that's that's again of the

1554
01:33:04.560 --> 01:33:11.840
sports that shows off the hardware.
Yeah yeah, yeah, so that's yeah,

1555
01:33:11.840 --> 01:33:15.680
And now I just wonder when the
touch controllers will hit for Oculus and

1556
01:33:15.880 --> 01:33:19.399
what price they will be if this
two hundred dollars difference is if that's just

1557
01:33:19.560 --> 01:33:23.039
like hey, our touch controllers or
a hundred bucks pop. You need to

1558
01:33:23.119 --> 01:33:29.199
them done matched, yea or or
what. But in some ways you have

1559
01:33:29.239 --> 01:33:32.680
to wonder if this makes Oculus look
better by pushing off the touch right,

1560
01:33:33.239 --> 01:33:36.239
and just so that just so people
who aren't in the know on any of

1561
01:33:36.279 --> 01:33:39.840
this stuff look at the prices and
go like, oh, yeah, but

1562
01:33:39.960 --> 01:33:42.399
price price is fucking huge, you
know, like it, but it at

1563
01:33:42.399 --> 01:33:45.479
the same point, Yeah, difference, but that's at the same time,

1564
01:33:45.520 --> 01:33:48.199
like it's hard. It's hard to
imagine. Yeah, it's hard to imagine

1565
01:33:48.239 --> 01:33:53.560
anyone waltzing into the VR space and
it's like what's the cheaper one and buying

1566
01:33:53.600 --> 01:33:58.159
whatever it is or actually, I
mean doing any investigation to realize that there's

1567
01:33:58.159 --> 01:34:01.159
a difference in what you're doing.
Antic video card too, right, yeah,

1568
01:34:01.279 --> 01:34:03.960
yeah, man, if anything.
Yeah, like even Oculus is positioning

1569
01:34:04.000 --> 01:34:08.640
itself as a premium product with the
like nice carrying case it comes in and

1570
01:34:08.640 --> 01:34:12.840
all that stuff, like you know, free Xbox one control. Yeah,

1571
01:34:12.840 --> 01:34:15.319
like if you want your free yeah, if you want, if you want

1572
01:34:15.399 --> 01:34:17.319
your like entry level, lower cost
of VR solution, it's going to be

1573
01:34:17.399 --> 01:34:21.039
the Morpheus, right, I don't
know, it'll be gre VR. I

1574
01:34:21.119 --> 01:34:26.840
mean yeah, but that only works
with like two kinds of phones right now.

1575
01:34:27.039 --> 01:34:30.720
Okay, Right, So that's the
other thing is is I guess I

1576
01:34:30.760 --> 01:34:35.359
saw some news saying that along with
this new this new galaxy, like if

1577
01:34:35.359 --> 01:34:39.720
you pre order their phone, they're
throwing in a gear VR. Weird.

1578
01:34:40.439 --> 01:34:43.920
Wow, that's not a bad deal. Yeah, I wouldn't mind having something

1579
01:34:43.960 --> 01:34:45.920
like that if I was already in
that ecosystem, you know, Yeah,

1580
01:34:45.920 --> 01:34:49.000
could be cool to have. Yeah, part of me still wishes that Apple

1581
01:34:49.000 --> 01:34:51.239
would do something similar, just because, like, like I said, I

1582
01:34:51.319 --> 01:34:54.680
used the gear V already three last
year and was like kind of impressed with

1583
01:34:54.680 --> 01:34:57.279
it. Yeah, yeah for what
it is. So that so that's the

1584
01:34:57.319 --> 01:34:59.920
sort of thing that can start to
cover the low end. It's it's weird

1585
01:35:00.079 --> 01:35:04.159
because you wouldn't necessarily like think of, like I'm getting a phone specifically to

1586
01:35:04.199 --> 01:35:06.760
do this stuff, but it's also
my phone, Like that's that's a it's

1587
01:35:06.800 --> 01:35:12.000
a I don't know. Wrapping my
mind around that is actually harder than it

1588
01:35:12.039 --> 01:35:15.439
should be. The phone, and
phone also has the huge key advantage of

1589
01:35:15.479 --> 01:35:17.119
not being tethered in anything. Yeah. Yeah, that's going to spin a

1590
01:35:17.159 --> 01:35:20.760
full circle wearing that thing. And
and then yeah, I am totally not

1591
01:35:20.960 --> 01:35:25.760
writing off like mobile VR at all
yet as a as a factor. Yeah,

1592
01:35:25.960 --> 01:35:30.720
but then also yeah, PlayStation VR, and I don't know what that

1593
01:35:30.760 --> 01:35:32.039
thing I'll be priced? Who knows. I'm give two ninety nine to three

1594
01:35:32.119 --> 01:35:33.520
ninety nine. It's got to be
one of those. I mean, they

1595
01:35:33.560 --> 01:35:36.600
straight up said it will be the
cost of a console. Have they given

1596
01:35:36.600 --> 01:35:40.720
any kind of general timeframe like it
is this year? Right? I had

1597
01:35:40.760 --> 01:35:44.159
said first half, like first half
the last thing they said, so basically

1598
01:35:44.159 --> 01:35:46.720
everything's gonna be out by the summer, right if they hit their first half

1599
01:35:46.800 --> 01:35:51.720
date? Yeah? Yeah, yes, uh, and we don't really Starbreez

1600
01:35:51.800 --> 01:35:57.319
is right that thing I have no
idea? Yeah? Oh shit, yeah

1601
01:35:57.319 --> 01:36:00.560
that Walking Dead thing? Is that
Starbreees? No, yes, they bought

1602
01:36:00.600 --> 01:36:03.520
the rights making that thing over kills
the Walking Dead VR or whatever. Yeah.

1603
01:36:05.840 --> 01:36:10.960
Yeah, And then what isn't there
like the open source the osvrs.

1604
01:36:10.960 --> 01:36:14.600
And then also another headset I hadn't
even heard about that. Yeah, is

1605
01:36:14.640 --> 01:36:18.439
that like a roll your own or
something and not quite I don't it's yeah

1606
01:36:18.960 --> 01:36:24.119
there that'll that could be be potentially
very messy as the stuff goes on,

1607
01:36:24.319 --> 01:36:29.039
you just hopefully won't blow up into
a full on format war U. Yeah.

1608
01:36:29.159 --> 01:36:30.880
I mean, like even philosophically,
people like Palm er Lucky You've been

1609
01:36:30.920 --> 01:36:33.399
out there saying like, you know, we don't we don't see our competition

1610
01:36:33.520 --> 01:36:38.359
as the competition. It's like the
making the argument to the public is the

1611
01:36:38.439 --> 01:36:41.319
thing that we're actually fighting against,
you know, like they can have those

1612
01:36:41.520 --> 01:36:45.039
larger fights later. That's they've convinced
people that VR is worth owning. Yeah,

1613
01:36:45.039 --> 01:36:46.760
it's it's all in their best interest
to make it as friendly as possible.

1614
01:36:46.800 --> 01:36:49.000
But yeah, I want to say
it was norm from tested I saw

1615
01:36:49.119 --> 01:36:53.920
talking on Twitter this morning about like
feeling like the Rift was maybe a little

1616
01:36:53.960 --> 01:36:58.159
more comfortable than the Vibe or something
like that might be uh, misattributing that

1617
01:36:58.279 --> 01:37:01.399
quote, but like it raises a
lot of factors that you don't think about

1618
01:37:01.760 --> 01:37:04.199
off the cuff, you know,
like you just look at the feature list

1619
01:37:04.239 --> 01:37:06.880
of like, well, this thing
has two controllers and positional for extra two

1620
01:37:06.960 --> 01:37:09.920
hundred dollars, so that's probably a
better deal. But then like, what

1621
01:37:10.039 --> 01:37:14.239
if two weeks in it turns out
that like everybody thinks the vibe is like

1622
01:37:14.359 --> 01:37:17.640
kind of uncomfortable or like over the
rift, it's the drifted, you know

1623
01:37:18.039 --> 01:37:23.039
whatever, who knows what's kind of
in. Yeah, like we will see

1624
01:37:23.319 --> 01:37:26.399
once these things are actually in people's
hands, which one actually rises. It's

1625
01:37:26.479 --> 01:37:30.960
crazy how close we are, and
I'm really excited to see how it goes.

1626
01:37:30.439 --> 01:37:33.279
Like, regardless of how it goes, so, I'm really excited to

1627
01:37:33.279 --> 01:37:36.039
see how go. I don't know
how it's going to go. It's crazy

1628
01:37:36.119 --> 01:37:40.479
to think that we're sitting here talking
about this stuff, you know, as

1629
01:37:40.520 --> 01:37:43.640
if it's like a done deal,
right, and you know, like the

1630
01:37:43.800 --> 01:37:46.680
the notion that this stuff like works
and that you know, it's if I

1631
01:37:46.760 --> 01:37:48.960
hadn't tried it, I'd be sitting
there going like this is all bullshit.

1632
01:37:49.000 --> 01:37:51.199
They're gonna you know, it's like
no, no, this is actually this

1633
01:37:51.279 --> 01:37:55.000
stuff all works. Now. Have
they said anything about their marketing as far

1634
01:37:55.000 --> 01:37:57.800
as getting chaos up or how they're
going to present us to people. I

1635
01:37:57.800 --> 01:38:00.439
mean, they're Prey're gonna be pre
sold out for some time. You know,

1636
01:38:00.600 --> 01:38:02.600
they're gonna open up pre orders.
I want to say on the twenty

1637
01:38:02.720 --> 01:38:08.279
ninth. Is that what this story
was? Let's see, and then you

1638
01:38:08.319 --> 01:38:10.880
know they'll start shipping in early April. But you know it's not like I

1639
01:38:10.920 --> 01:38:13.399
don't think everyone who pre orders one
will get one day one. That's the

1640
01:38:13.760 --> 01:38:16.720
rift was similar in the you know, as people started to place pre orders,

1641
01:38:16.760 --> 01:38:19.279
it started to you know, your
ship day started getting pushed out.

1642
01:38:19.439 --> 01:38:23.760
Yeah, yeah, twenty ninth and
five pre orders Leap Day, Leap Day,

1643
01:38:23.920 --> 01:38:28.159
yep, Magic Leap Day. Magic
Leap is gonna come out that day

1644
01:38:28.279 --> 01:38:31.800
and just say fuck it, our
ship is out. That would be awesome.

1645
01:38:31.920 --> 01:38:35.079
I'm gonna stick with the Leapster.
Thank you a good call. Yeah

1646
01:38:35.319 --> 01:38:38.880
yeah, cast my lot. Just
strap a leap Star to your face.

1647
01:38:39.000 --> 01:38:45.239
It'll be fine. Hey hey,
hi, remember one the other side Entertainment

1648
01:38:45.319 --> 01:38:47.199
bought the Rice system Shock and announced
they would make a system Shock three.

1649
01:38:47.479 --> 01:38:50.399
Oh yeah, yeah, okay,
I guess who's now working on System Shock

1650
01:38:50.439 --> 01:38:57.680
three. Warren Spector, Warren,
Warren the Specter. Oh, Warren Spector,

1651
01:38:57.800 --> 01:39:03.039
Warren Specter, not that push one. Yeah, but yeah that's cool.

1652
01:39:03.399 --> 01:39:08.720
Okay that flew away over my head. Yeah he's yeah, that's you

1653
01:39:08.760 --> 01:39:11.800
know, they're they're doing Underworld Ascendant, which is the ultimate underworld kind of

1654
01:39:11.800 --> 01:39:16.720
spirit dam System Shock three, which
is the actual system Shock successor starring Mickey

1655
01:39:16.760 --> 01:39:19.760
Mouse. Yeah, but you know, yeah, he was around for all

1656
01:39:19.840 --> 01:39:24.560
that stuff in one capacity or another. Equ This says he was a producer

1657
01:39:25.000 --> 01:39:29.359
on the original system Shock. Yeah, but also he made DSX, you

1658
01:39:29.439 --> 01:39:31.439
know, like he has been steeped
in that style of first pression RPG for

1659
01:39:31.520 --> 01:39:34.199
a very fucking long time. If
you put his name on in the games

1660
01:39:34.840 --> 01:39:40.039
warre Inspectors, like where it actually
appears in the official title syer situation,

1661
01:39:40.840 --> 01:39:43.439
I don't believe that's the case.
Yeah, not that I can think of

1662
01:39:43.960 --> 01:39:47.119
warre Inspectors the Epic Mickey Right,
I don't think so. God right,

1663
01:39:47.199 --> 01:39:50.119
Yeah there were two of those,
weren't there. Yeah. It sounds like

1664
01:39:50.239 --> 01:39:55.039
he's been doing some some teaching since
uh right, ye see, since Epic

1665
01:39:55.119 --> 01:39:58.000
Mickey two came out. I would
learn from War Inspector. Yeah, totally,

1666
01:39:58.560 --> 01:40:01.399
that would be interesting. But yeah, I guess there's not a whole

1667
01:40:01.439 --> 01:40:04.319
else to say about that other than
I think it's super cool or you know

1668
01:40:04.399 --> 01:40:10.399
it definitely, it absolutely gives a
new system Shock a pedigree, yeah that

1669
01:40:10.520 --> 01:40:13.560
it kind of had already but like
that's just kind of the you know,

1670
01:40:14.319 --> 01:40:15.880
it's neat's like, all of all
the names that you would want attached to

1671
01:40:15.960 --> 01:40:19.640
that thing they owned by anybody.
I don't believe. So did they buy

1672
01:40:19.720 --> 01:40:21.920
the rights to system Shock? Yeah? I don't know. If you were

1673
01:40:21.920 --> 01:40:24.920
a story from a while ago,
yeah, you might not have been on

1674
01:40:25.039 --> 01:40:28.239
the podcast that week. But I
believe the rights were in the hands of

1675
01:40:28.279 --> 01:40:31.319
an insurance company in Michigan, which
sounds like the dumbest thing you could come

1676
01:40:31.399 --> 01:40:34.199
up with to explain what happened to
system shock, But apparently it was true.

1677
01:40:34.279 --> 01:40:40.960
Wow, anyway, were losing it
in a poker game. Maybe they

1678
01:40:41.000 --> 01:40:44.239
just maybe they just had a copyright
to the term system shock as through use

1679
01:40:44.319 --> 01:40:47.399
of like some kind of insurance policy, like oh, it's a real shock

1680
01:40:47.479 --> 01:40:53.520
to the system, and you get
this insurance rates. We use this in

1681
01:40:53.560 --> 01:40:56.119
our radio ads, and apparently we
own a video game now because we did

1682
01:40:56.199 --> 01:41:00.439
it before they did the video games. I don't know. Wow. He

1683
01:41:00.600 --> 01:41:03.319
mentioned Show Dan in his quote about
being excited to go work on this thing.

1684
01:41:03.479 --> 01:41:06.840
I am Show Dan excited. It's
just crazy. So he said,

1685
01:41:08.199 --> 01:41:11.359
yeah, basically exactly the quote I'm
looking forward to sharing with players. What

1686
01:41:11.439 --> 01:41:13.760
Showdan has been up to since the
last game was really yeah, I mean

1687
01:41:13.760 --> 01:41:15.760
they're their count on teaser and stuff
was like show Dan's voice and stuff.

1688
01:41:15.800 --> 01:41:20.960
Really yeah, that's considering how the
last game ended. That's see how that

1689
01:41:21.039 --> 01:41:27.199
works. Although I really think that
you kind of can't, especially if you

1690
01:41:27.239 --> 01:41:30.159
were making a System Talk three in
that era, you can definitely make that

1691
01:41:30.279 --> 01:41:32.960
move. Yeah, but now this
far gone making an appeal to people that

1692
01:41:33.079 --> 01:41:35.319
liked those games. You're right,
you have to. You're right, you

1693
01:41:35.399 --> 01:41:39.960
have to. The way they brought
her back for two, like you know,

1694
01:41:40.319 --> 01:41:43.199
vanquished her at the end of the
first one also, but the way

1695
01:41:43.239 --> 01:41:46.520
they brought her back for two was
fucking incredible. Still one of the best

1696
01:41:46.560 --> 01:41:49.319
moments ever in a story based game, Like I will stand by that for

1697
01:41:51.279 --> 01:41:55.520
ever. You guys don't even know
what I'm talking about. No, Yeah,

1698
01:41:55.560 --> 01:41:58.560
it's amazing, amazing. It's one
of those games that I tried to

1699
01:41:58.600 --> 01:42:01.600
play, uh like, tried to
go back to that I hear about.

1700
01:42:02.640 --> 01:42:05.960
I haven't even looked at like a
lot of the graphical re remake like overhaul

1701
01:42:06.039 --> 01:42:08.760
type mods. I don't know if
you were using any of those, like

1702
01:42:08.840 --> 01:42:13.000
even in its day, it was
not a looker. Really, even by

1703
01:42:13.039 --> 01:42:15.279
the standards of nineteen ninety nine,
it was not a great looking game.

1704
01:42:15.399 --> 01:42:17.000
It just felt kind of clunky.
Yeah, yeah, absolutely, this is

1705
01:42:17.039 --> 01:42:21.640
what I was Oh my god,
that reveal is so fucking incredible. I

1706
01:42:21.640 --> 01:42:25.119
should talk about it some other time. I would take a while to go

1707
01:42:25.239 --> 01:42:28.399
through. Right now. I only
have one other story. It came out

1708
01:42:28.399 --> 01:42:33.199
of dice. Uh. It's about
Bethesda. It was revealed by Todd Howard.

1709
01:42:33.279 --> 01:42:38.760
He says they are working on multiple
other projects at the studio at the

1710
01:42:38.800 --> 01:42:43.279
same time that they are working on
Fallout four DLC. We actually have three

1711
01:42:43.439 --> 01:42:47.399
kind of long term, longer term
projects we're doing that are all dash.

1712
01:42:47.920 --> 01:42:50.880
We'll talk about them at a much
future date. But they're different than anything

1713
01:42:50.920 --> 01:42:55.680
we've done before, while also being
a Bethesda style game, big and crazy

1714
01:42:56.159 --> 01:43:01.840
in many ways, different than things
we've done before. So Cyberpunk. They're

1715
01:43:01.880 --> 01:43:06.079
developing it now. I think they
got it from the Witcher guys. Yeah,

1716
01:43:06.079 --> 01:43:09.399
I don't know. I don't know
what that is like. You know,

1717
01:43:09.800 --> 01:43:14.159
their games are huge, but they
also have been pretty vocal in recent

1718
01:43:14.239 --> 01:43:16.680
years about how their studio is still
relatively small. Yeah, and compared to

1719
01:43:16.720 --> 01:43:19.239
the scale of their games. They're
like a hundred and people in change or

1720
01:43:19.279 --> 01:43:21.600
whatever, which is like tiny for
the size of their games. Yeah,

1721
01:43:21.600 --> 01:43:26.000
I would, Yeah, it'd be
it'd be cool to see them get out

1722
01:43:26.079 --> 01:43:29.359
of the loop of Elder Scrolls,
fall Out, Elders Scrolls fall Out right

1723
01:43:30.039 --> 01:43:35.159
especially, I mean Elder Scrolls Online
probably being this other thing that's out there.

1724
01:43:35.199 --> 01:43:39.239
I wonder if that kind of pushed
them away from just going right back

1725
01:43:39.279 --> 01:43:42.319
into another Elder Scrolls influenced their decision
making, although you know, they could

1726
01:43:42.319 --> 01:43:45.720
be spending up on another Elder Scrolls
as speak. Yeah, maybe the same

1727
01:43:45.760 --> 01:43:47.960
time, and so other stuff is
going on. Who knows what that stuff.

1728
01:43:48.000 --> 01:43:51.119
He also mentioned that I forgot that
they have a studio in Montreal now

1729
01:43:51.920 --> 01:43:57.000
which is part of the Festa Game
Studios, which this says is just gonna

1730
01:43:57.000 --> 01:44:00.640
be helping out on mobile projects like
Fallout Shelter and the Elder Scrolls card game

1731
01:44:00.680 --> 01:44:08.319
that they're working on Scrolls. Yeah. Yeah, So anyway, some potentially

1732
01:44:08.399 --> 01:44:12.279
some big interesting things coming from Bethesda. But who can say Dice is not

1733
01:44:12.359 --> 01:44:15.279
really a place to make big announcements. Yeah, no, you just get

1734
01:44:15.319 --> 01:44:18.920
a little take your public announcements at
Dice. You make the deals that lead

1735
01:44:19.000 --> 01:44:23.279
to the big public announcements later,
right, Dice. You get some little

1736
01:44:23.279 --> 01:44:26.880
tidbits here and there out of interviews, but that's about it. Pretty quiet

1737
01:44:26.880 --> 01:44:30.439
week for news overall, but not
for emails. I'm gonna read some emails.

1738
01:44:30.600 --> 01:44:32.079
Okay, it was a slog,
but I managed to get some emails

1739
01:44:32.119 --> 01:44:36.159
together. Okay, Yeah, it's
your favorite part of the show. I

1740
01:44:36.279 --> 01:44:41.359
like tumblers. M Well, any
emails. Will talk about that later.

1741
01:44:42.359 --> 01:44:46.079
Stephen in Edinburgh has a burning question
the red thing on Yoshi's back. Is

1742
01:44:46.159 --> 01:44:49.880
it a saddle or shell? Shell? I shamelessly bought the Mega Yarn Yoshi

1743
01:44:49.920 --> 01:44:54.039
amibo and placed it on my desk
in my office, sparking much debate about

1744
01:44:54.079 --> 01:44:57.720
what exactly that thing is. It's
convex with a white trim, but seems

1745
01:44:57.760 --> 01:45:00.319
to serve no purpose. If it's
a shell, it's a removable shell.

1746
01:45:01.800 --> 01:45:05.600
I think it's a saddle. I'd
have to look at. You can sit

1747
01:45:05.680 --> 01:45:10.159
on a show, doesn't have to
be a saddle. Yeah, Mario was

1748
01:45:10.199 --> 01:45:12.159
thick overalls. It's not gonna hurt
him. He can sit on a shell.

1749
01:45:13.359 --> 01:45:15.800
I guess, yeah, that's gotten
padding. Yeah, yeah, it's

1750
01:45:15.840 --> 01:45:24.159
a shell. Jeff, I don't
care damn it. How many dinosaurs of

1751
01:45:24.239 --> 01:45:27.760
that size? I have shells?
None? None. I'd have to consult

1752
01:45:27.800 --> 01:45:30.239
my amibos, but I'm pretty sure
it's a shell. I think I've always

1753
01:45:30.239 --> 01:45:33.279
assumed it was a saddle. I
thought it was a saddle. I mean

1754
01:45:33.479 --> 01:45:39.279
Super Mario straps and stuff, right, Super Mario World, which is the

1755
01:45:39.359 --> 01:45:46.880
first and still canonical, Yeah,
Yoshi design anyway, a picture? All

1756
01:45:46.960 --> 01:45:49.800
right, Well, you work on
that. Okay, here's an email from

1757
01:45:49.840 --> 01:45:57.199
Ian from Manchester. Now the Super
Mario maker has levels andy costume from the

1758
01:45:57.359 --> 01:46:00.560
rom com Mango slash anime Nissa koy. I just wanted to check in and

1759
01:46:00.640 --> 01:46:03.640
see how you feel about inadvertently giving
your Game of the Year award to an

1760
01:46:03.680 --> 01:46:09.199
anime game. Seriously, though,
I find it pretty fascinating that Nintendo was

1761
01:46:09.279 --> 01:46:13.560
easing up with regards the use of
its IP and crossover potential. This is

1762
01:46:13.600 --> 01:46:15.520
probably one off, but I found
it pretty great. Uh. How we

1763
01:46:15.600 --> 01:46:20.359
went from some saying Splatoon reminds them
of squid Girl squid Girl two straight up

1764
01:46:20.399 --> 01:46:25.560
getting official squid Girl DLC Force Splatoon
for now. I like that. Nintendo

1765
01:46:25.680 --> 01:46:29.520
just seems to be having fun with
this. What yeah, no, yeah,

1766
01:46:29.520 --> 01:46:32.479
they see yes, they it's I
like that they are rolling all that

1767
01:46:32.560 --> 01:46:36.720
stuff out worldwide. Yeah, like
still like characters that you're just like,

1768
01:46:36.840 --> 01:46:40.159
fucking what is it? Right?
Right? I was looking at that sprite

1769
01:46:40.159 --> 01:46:44.239
on your screen the other day,
going like what celebrities and yeah, that's

1770
01:46:44.279 --> 01:46:46.479
cool, it's cool. I like
it. Also, it's it's that game

1771
01:46:46.560 --> 01:46:55.239
brings the world together in peace.
Yeah, where's yeah? When when when's

1772
01:46:55.279 --> 01:46:58.159
the leak levels? I want to
point out here, I'm showing Brad a

1773
01:46:58.159 --> 01:47:00.560
picture. It's totally a shell.
That's not a I don't know what that

1774
01:47:00.680 --> 01:47:02.399
is, clearly a show. Let's
like fan art or something. What do

1775
01:47:02.439 --> 01:47:06.239
you god? This is official Yoshi
art. That is a show. Go

1776
01:47:06.359 --> 01:47:12.439
back to that original brand document or
brand bible that had full his full name

1777
01:47:12.479 --> 01:47:17.800
in its hottest although and the old
and the old Mario world art. It

1778
01:47:17.880 --> 01:47:20.520
looks more like that is absolutely a
fucking side. Will I will agree that

1779
01:47:20.560 --> 01:47:24.720
looks like a saddle canonically a saddles. No, yeah, there's no bump

1780
01:47:24.800 --> 01:47:28.079
to that. Yeah, that totally
looks like a saddle. And the more

1781
01:47:28.159 --> 01:47:32.600
recent arts, the more recent art, yeah, dam with Brad. Fuck

1782
01:47:32.680 --> 01:47:36.039
the more recent haven't you integrated the
crucial lesson that things that are old are

1783
01:47:36.079 --> 01:47:40.199
better than things that are new.
They're can be really good things and both.

1784
01:47:40.279 --> 01:47:45.520
No, that's how it works telling
you, uh, okay, we're

1785
01:47:45.520 --> 01:47:48.720
shooting this podcast on film. Yes, oh good, Yeah, it's expensive.

1786
01:47:48.960 --> 01:47:54.079
Apparently all of these emails are coming
from Europe today. Uh Stacy from

1787
01:47:54.079 --> 01:47:57.000
Bristol in the UK. As an
email, I'm going to be developing and

1788
01:47:57.079 --> 01:48:00.079
releasing a final and soon to be
defunct version of All in a House software

1789
01:48:00.159 --> 01:48:03.800
tool. When I inherited the maintenance
of the tool, used Mario as the

1790
01:48:04.079 --> 01:48:08.279
icon, and we used it to
identify the version of the tool. We

1791
01:48:08.399 --> 01:48:12.119
have gone through versions using Yoshi,
Luigi, Wa Luigi, and Toad.

1792
01:48:12.600 --> 01:48:17.319
What Mario characters should adorn the final
version? Toads worth, Toad's worth Boo,

1793
01:48:17.399 --> 01:48:20.680
it's a ghost because that thing's dead
like ghosts. Okay, alright,

1794
01:48:20.840 --> 01:48:24.920
not bad, not bad. I
would have said while Luigi, but they

1795
01:48:24.920 --> 01:48:29.800
already used that. Toadsworth is old. He's the guy that in Mario Sunshine,

1796
01:48:29.800 --> 01:48:31.399
when you spray with the water,
he goes blah blah blah blah blah,

1797
01:48:31.439 --> 01:48:34.439
and he's got a mustache. He's
got the white mustache. Now he's

1798
01:48:34.439 --> 01:48:38.720
a mushroom Kingdom Toad. Okay,
Toad's a race and a guy. Yes,

1799
01:48:38.880 --> 01:48:42.359
okay, yeah, sure, it's
the old wise Toad. Uh.

1800
01:48:42.840 --> 01:48:48.199
Kids of Peach Peach okay, hot
social network. I think that would lead

1801
01:48:48.199 --> 01:48:51.479
the brand confusion with the app.
People think that you're launching Peach and you

1802
01:48:51.479 --> 01:48:56.399
wouldn't want that. Still never letting
into know audit your office. What if

1803
01:48:56.439 --> 01:49:01.640
it was just funky Kong? Alright, alright, yeah, yeah, it's

1804
01:49:01.720 --> 01:49:05.199
like the idea that this guy works
in like the dry driest like accounting firm

1805
01:49:05.439 --> 01:49:09.279
in history or something, and then
they have to refer to Funky Kong every

1806
01:49:09.279 --> 01:49:13.319
time they're doing whatever audit the software
is used for mail Stacy, Yes,

1807
01:49:14.000 --> 01:49:16.479
I believe so I know they were
male Stacy Stacy Keach. Yeah. Oh

1808
01:49:16.560 --> 01:49:19.359
of course, based on the picture
that was attached to the email, which

1809
01:49:19.399 --> 01:49:23.039
is a weird thing, but you
know that's what Google does these days.

1810
01:49:23.159 --> 01:49:28.079
Yeah, it ain't all gravitars anymore. I've still got my gravatar though.

1811
01:49:28.239 --> 01:49:30.439
Nice. Every once in a while
it'll pop up on something. Still,

1812
01:49:30.960 --> 01:49:33.239
where's why did it? Where did
that thing get pulled from it? That's

1813
01:49:33.279 --> 01:49:39.000
scary stealing. Oh oh, it's
just a gravatar. Yeah, right,

1814
01:49:39.159 --> 01:49:44.479
it's just a gravatar. Ye indeed, Wow, this emails from William H

1815
01:49:44.600 --> 01:49:49.159
from Sheffield in the UK. They're
gonna say, Williamsburg. Based on rumor

1816
01:49:49.199 --> 01:49:53.800
and possibly leaked images, it seems
that the PlayStation VR will have a breakout

1817
01:49:53.880 --> 01:49:57.880
box between the headset and the PS
four to help carry the hefty requirements of

1818
01:49:58.000 --> 01:50:01.319
VR games. Do you think they're
any possibility this breakout box could help buff

1819
01:50:01.399 --> 01:50:05.000
up the power of the PS four
when playing non VR titles. I'm not

1820
01:50:05.079 --> 01:50:09.439
talking about anything crazy, but perhaps
the PS four could offload some tasks to

1821
01:50:09.520 --> 01:50:13.079
a breakout box for slightly better frame
rates, et cetera. An N sixty

1822
01:50:13.119 --> 01:50:15.960
four expansion pack, right yeah,
Like it's the it's the thirty two X

1823
01:50:15.079 --> 01:50:18.239
all over again. Like you can't
can't design around something that only a small

1824
01:50:18.239 --> 01:50:21.239
subset's going to have, right yeah? What developer would be crazy enough to

1825
01:50:21.439 --> 01:50:27.399
spend the time to build that right
functionality into their games. It's not some

1826
01:50:27.479 --> 01:50:31.520
automatic power boost? Yeah yeah,
that's always the standard answer to questions about

1827
01:50:31.600 --> 01:50:34.720
using things to make consoles faster,
And yet still the questions, I don't

1828
01:50:34.720 --> 01:50:38.960
even know how that thing's gonna plug
in, because must be ports. There's

1829
01:50:39.000 --> 01:50:43.239
the camera port. Yeah, yeah, I mean I wonder if that's a

1830
01:50:43.319 --> 01:50:45.840
high that can carry data fast.
I guess there's no. There's no USB

1831
01:50:45.960 --> 01:50:49.079
on the back of that. There's
there's two on the front, yeah,

1832
01:50:49.479 --> 01:50:51.920
camera port in the back. Heard. I don't know at all. Three.

1833
01:50:53.560 --> 01:50:58.479
Oh man, I actually have no
idea ethernet. Also, my understanding,

1834
01:50:58.520 --> 01:51:00.680
based on talking to some developers who
have developed on that thing, is

1835
01:51:00.760 --> 01:51:04.359
that it doesn't have like a GPU
in it. It's not like, yeah,

1836
01:51:04.479 --> 01:51:10.279
it's it's more like a doing the
positional tracking stuff, handling the input

1837
01:51:10.399 --> 01:51:14.039
stuff that that otherwise the CPU would
have to busy itself with more importantly,

1838
01:51:14.319 --> 01:51:19.039
Why don't we call breakout boxes bobs? Mmmm mmm? Oh yeah, okay,

1839
01:51:19.119 --> 01:51:24.640
it's right there. All right,
well this is right there. Since

1840
01:51:24.680 --> 01:51:28.800
you're full answer today, Drew got
some questions for you. Here's an email

1841
01:51:28.840 --> 01:51:33.680
from a different Ian. Actually it's
two emails. Drew, what is dry

1842
01:51:33.720 --> 01:51:38.479
shampoo? Can it be trusted?
Who does it work for? Then minutes

1843
01:51:38.600 --> 01:51:44.279
later another email came in from Ian. I don't trust it. I don't

1844
01:51:44.279 --> 01:51:48.199
actually know what dry shampoo is.
I imagine it would like bind to the

1845
01:51:48.279 --> 01:51:54.159
oils in your hair and then you
brush it out. I don't trust it.

1846
01:51:54.600 --> 01:51:58.479
No, there's there's been some dry
shampoo in my home on occasion.

1847
01:52:00.199 --> 01:52:06.199
So there's the thing. So ladies
take time with their hair, and so

1848
01:52:06.399 --> 01:52:11.720
sometimes it's easier for them to not
necessarily wash it because then it requires a

1849
01:52:11.880 --> 01:52:15.079
full redo of how it works.
I have a lot of hair, so

1850
01:52:15.399 --> 01:52:17.359
yeah, yeah, I assume,
like you know, men with longer hair

1851
01:52:17.479 --> 01:52:23.279
probably have a similar situation. I
use a lot of conditioner. It's getting

1852
01:52:23.319 --> 01:52:28.960
expensive. I Sean Koonts once,
I believe, said that he didn't wash

1853
01:52:29.039 --> 01:52:31.119
his hair every day, and at
the time, I was washing my hair

1854
01:52:31.199 --> 01:52:36.560
every day and I stopped because it
was it's good enough for Sean. Yeah,

1855
01:52:36.880 --> 01:52:42.560
good enough for my fucking broke ass
uh. You know, to let

1856
01:52:42.600 --> 01:52:45.079
that oil build up a little bit
and stuff like that. That's why I

1857
01:52:45.079 --> 01:52:47.680
don't everything. Yeah, it's natural. You want some of that. And

1858
01:52:47.760 --> 01:52:53.319
I was liking where my hair was
going once I stopped washing. Yeah,

1859
01:52:53.439 --> 01:52:57.520
so you don't even get it wet. I'll get a wet Yeah, when

1860
01:52:57.520 --> 01:53:00.199
you don't. On the off days, you still get it wet. Kind

1861
01:53:00.239 --> 01:53:02.000
of massage with your fingertips or whatever. It's like. But if you you

1862
01:53:02.039 --> 01:53:05.000
know, let's let's say you know
if you're if you're like straightening your hair

1863
01:53:05.319 --> 01:53:08.920
or curling it or something like that. You know, washing it means you

1864
01:53:09.000 --> 01:53:11.560
have to do all of that work
again. But what if it gets like

1865
01:53:11.760 --> 01:53:15.720
maybe slightly dirty, oily or something. I don't know. I don't know.

1866
01:53:16.279 --> 01:53:21.880
Dry shampoo is something you can use
in that situation. Apparently, I

1867
01:53:21.960 --> 01:53:26.720
don't know. I don't trust it, but I've seen it used. Neither

1868
01:53:26.760 --> 01:53:29.199
does he. And it turns out
i've seen it used. It's not much

1869
01:53:29.239 --> 01:53:31.640
trust for dry shampoo around here.
I can't blame you. Just Pert Plus.

1870
01:53:31.720 --> 01:53:35.039
It's fine, that's all in one. I don't know. Just it's

1871
01:53:35.039 --> 01:53:39.439
a green bottle in your findings.
Don't you just like pour that all over

1872
01:53:39.520 --> 01:53:46.000
your body? No use a damn
bar soapen purt Plus, nobody like that.

1873
01:53:46.359 --> 01:53:49.079
I don't like that. I use
a bar soap and pert Plus or

1874
01:53:49.159 --> 01:53:51.680
like head and Shoulders off brand,
because it's the same thing, same active

1875
01:53:51.760 --> 01:53:56.239
ingredients. All that stuff just save
money. One thing is shampoo, one

1876
01:53:56.279 --> 01:53:59.079
bar soap. You're seting. I
nothing more than I will say that I

1877
01:53:59.239 --> 01:54:02.600
appreciate a shampoo with conditioner in it
already, I guess I still don't know

1878
01:54:02.720 --> 01:54:06.239
what conditioner does it conditions? What
does that mean? It makes your shame?

1879
01:54:08.520 --> 01:54:10.720
Why does that matter? I just
wanted to be clean and not stinky,

1880
01:54:11.920 --> 01:54:14.520
Like why you're not feeling my hair? I mean, well, someone

1881
01:54:14.560 --> 01:54:17.319
else your hair grows. Your hair
grows, uh in such a way that

1882
01:54:17.800 --> 01:54:21.520
it's fine to leave it like that. My hair is really fine. So

1883
01:54:21.600 --> 01:54:27.159
if I don't condition it and it's
all just dry, it'll like spas out

1884
01:54:27.159 --> 01:54:31.720
all over the place. I'm sorry
we're talking to uh yeah, yeah,

1885
01:54:31.800 --> 01:54:34.920
cuts down on yes, right,
yes, that's an important distinction to make.

1886
01:54:34.920 --> 01:54:39.079
It cuts down on the frizz.
You don't have frizzy. What I'm

1887
01:54:39.119 --> 01:54:42.479
trying to say, place when your
kid is tough seul yeah, out of

1888
01:54:42.520 --> 01:54:45.960
control? What's the way? Is
utilitarian? Is that the word where you're

1889
01:54:45.960 --> 01:54:46.800
just doing the stuff? Yeah,
you're just like, I just don't want

1890
01:54:46.840 --> 01:54:50.079
to stink. I don't ever care
about cosmetics or looks like. So if

1891
01:54:50.159 --> 01:54:54.039
I don't need conditioner, if I
just care about not stinking, right right,

1892
01:54:54.159 --> 01:54:55.880
yeah, okay, then I'm not
gonna get a conditioner. All right,

1893
01:54:55.880 --> 01:54:59.159
Okay, that's money saved, like
on your I thought the whole point

1894
01:54:59.199 --> 01:55:01.560
of purt plus was the it had
conditioner in it. I just think it's

1895
01:55:01.640 --> 01:55:05.239
shampoo, isn't it. I found
Per's whole thing is their whole selling point

1896
01:55:05.319 --> 01:55:13.359
is that condition I want to take
the plus out and save somebody. Huh.

1897
01:55:13.560 --> 01:55:15.199
I would just buy another shampoop working
all over the floor. I think

1898
01:55:15.279 --> 01:55:19.680
right now I am using green Apple
store brand head and shoulders. So maybe

1899
01:55:19.880 --> 01:55:24.319
I was using a Garnier fruit tease
for a while because I liked to citrus

1900
01:55:24.359 --> 01:55:26.640
smell in the morning, and then
it was it was a nice orange ish

1901
01:55:26.800 --> 01:55:29.960
kind of lemony, kind of citrusy
sort of thing, and I thought that

1902
01:55:30.199 --> 01:55:31.279
was nice in the morning. That's
the one with the weird plastic bubble on

1903
01:55:31.279 --> 01:55:33.159
the top, right. Yeah,
probably, I don't know. Yeah,

1904
01:55:33.359 --> 01:55:35.680
it was a while ago, okay, but he didn't have a conditioner in

1905
01:55:35.720 --> 01:55:40.119
it, so I didn't trust it. It's not a lot of trust for

1906
01:55:40.199 --> 01:55:45.119
hair care products in this room,
and it shows I'm finding yes. Uh.

1907
01:55:45.760 --> 01:55:49.640
Next emails from Gavin does not say
where he's from. It's probably the

1908
01:55:49.800 --> 01:55:58.159
UK sheffield Shire. Probably still sound
like a uniquely American problem, but I

1909
01:55:58.239 --> 01:56:01.600
could be wrong. Recently, Pepsi
has changed its recipe and no longer contains

1910
01:56:01.600 --> 01:56:05.399
as pertain Yeah. While I understand
why Pepsi made the move due to health

1911
01:56:05.439 --> 01:56:09.800
concerns. No, because they're fucking
suckers. There are no fucking health concerns.

1912
01:56:09.840 --> 01:56:13.439
But they've tested the shit out as
pertase. That's what they want you

1913
01:56:13.479 --> 01:56:17.119
to believe me. Yeah, away, he says, I no longer enjoy

1914
01:56:17.239 --> 01:56:20.920
the taste of the soda more.
As as I know, Jeff is a

1915
01:56:20.960 --> 01:56:25.319
big diet Pepsi drinker. I wonder
if how he feels or I'm sorry,

1916
01:56:25.319 --> 01:56:28.479
I wonder if he feels the same
about the change. Can you recall any

1917
01:56:28.520 --> 01:56:30.760
food or drinks that you once really
enjoyed but I have lost the taste for

1918
01:56:30.960 --> 01:56:34.680
because of the recipe change? Tricks
tricks. When tricks get went into fruit

1919
01:56:34.760 --> 01:56:38.840
shapes out instead of just balls,
didn't they go back to balls? Yeah?

1920
01:56:38.880 --> 01:56:42.960
But I think the recipe didn't change
back the flavor the changing. The

1921
01:56:43.039 --> 01:56:45.680
consistency of the cereal got a little
harder and a little more waxy, and

1922
01:56:45.920 --> 01:56:50.000
to the taste of the fruit.
Flavors changed, and fuck tricks. Unfortunately

1923
01:56:50.079 --> 01:56:54.279
I was still good. Nah,
I can't. I can't deal with tricks

1924
01:56:54.279 --> 01:56:57.760
anymore. It's not my thing.
I fell off the tricks wagon at that

1925
01:56:57.840 --> 01:57:01.600
point in the eighties early nineties,
maybe because you were a kid back then.

1926
01:57:01.720 --> 01:57:03.479
Yeah, and then at some point
they're like, oh, you fucked

1927
01:57:03.520 --> 01:57:08.800
up tricks, Fuck you forever,
silly rabbit. Yeah that's a shame.

1928
01:57:09.079 --> 01:57:11.760
And yeah, they put in PEPs
so they took out the aspertain and I

1929
01:57:11.800 --> 01:57:14.199
don't know, I don't know what
they put in. It's something else,

1930
01:57:14.279 --> 01:57:18.199
something else, uh, splenda,
I don't know. Yeah, I think

1931
01:57:18.239 --> 01:57:21.399
it actually is. I think Splenda
is like this genius marketing play where they

1932
01:57:21.439 --> 01:57:25.960
convince people that it was something other
than just aspert team. Yeah anyway,

1933
01:57:26.319 --> 01:57:30.000
yes, they they are now the
around the pepsi logo on a diet pits

1934
01:57:30.119 --> 01:57:33.479
candas is no asperta And I don't
understand diet soda like I could never understand

1935
01:57:33.520 --> 01:57:38.119
the different play like dirt, Like
like why did why did Coke zero have

1936
01:57:38.239 --> 01:57:41.359
to be conceived in a world where
diet or Well, it's because that's a

1937
01:57:41.439 --> 01:57:45.880
marketing thing where they feel like dudes
don't want to buy diet soda because it's

1938
01:57:45.239 --> 01:57:49.600
it's it's also a different artificial sweetener, isn't. Yeah, there's a taste

1939
01:57:49.640 --> 01:57:54.119
it tastes. It tastes quite a
bit different than dietco but from the marketing

1940
01:57:54.159 --> 01:57:56.720
perspective. That is the thing.
That's why you saw stuff like doctor Pepper

1941
01:57:56.800 --> 01:57:59.199
ten, it's not for women,
and like because they thought that guys had

1942
01:57:59.239 --> 01:58:02.520
some weird stigma about drinking a diet. There's only ladies diet, right exactly.

1943
01:58:02.600 --> 01:58:04.359
It was like, no coke zero, it's in a black can.

1944
01:58:04.439 --> 01:58:06.760
It looks manly, it doesn't that
thing. Doesn't that Doctor Pepper actually have

1945
01:58:06.880 --> 01:58:10.359
ten calories? Yeah, that's that's
why it's it's called doctor Pepper ten.

1946
01:58:10.399 --> 01:58:12.439
They had that. They had to
give it just a few calories just to

1947
01:58:12.479 --> 01:58:15.319
make you feel like a man.
They would say in the commercial ten manly

1948
01:58:15.399 --> 01:58:18.560
calories. And the tagline was literally
doctor Pepper ten, it's not for women.

1949
01:58:18.880 --> 01:58:21.800
These were commercials that came out like
three or four years ago. I

1950
01:58:21.840 --> 01:58:25.800
really yeah, it's like it wasn't
like a Super Bowl campaign. I think

1951
01:58:26.319 --> 01:58:30.560
bullshit. YouTube there's there's a guy
like fly fishing and wrestling a bear's where

1952
01:58:30.560 --> 01:58:33.319
he's like driving like an ATV through
a four shooting a grenade launcher or something

1953
01:58:33.359 --> 01:58:39.399
like. I'm not making this up. Women could do all that except drink

1954
01:58:39.439 --> 01:58:43.840
doctor Pepper. So that's right,
those calories are just right. No girls

1955
01:58:43.960 --> 01:58:46.520
allowed where the backwards are on it. It's a fucking clubhouse and a can

1956
01:58:46.640 --> 01:58:49.039
you have piece of shit. So
I'm a dude and I don't want to

1957
01:58:49.079 --> 01:58:51.279
do any of those things. Yeah
right, I don't know. I would

1958
01:58:51.279 --> 01:58:56.199
shoot a grenadela well, that might
that would probably be fun, But I'm

1959
01:58:56.239 --> 01:58:59.960
not gonna hang out in a stream
or fight a bear. And I've still

1960
01:59:00.159 --> 01:59:02.640
in water before it was it was
it was not unpleasant, kind of nice.

1961
01:59:02.920 --> 01:59:08.479
It's lept about the ankles or so
it's tolerable. Yeah, it's not

1962
01:59:08.640 --> 01:59:12.880
as good, but I kept drinking
it and its and it's the yeah,

1963
01:59:12.960 --> 01:59:15.920
And I feel like they fucking won
and I hate it. I feel like

1964
01:59:15.960 --> 01:59:18.600
they only changed it because they got
pressure from people that are like good as

1965
01:59:18.680 --> 01:59:21.840
Pertain's gonna kill you know what it's
like. You know, it's fucking not.

1966
01:59:24.239 --> 01:59:26.600
It gives people headaches, like no, like they test the shit out

1967
01:59:26.600 --> 01:59:28.520
of it. If you want to
tell me that, like you like,

1968
01:59:28.680 --> 01:59:30.239
go all the way with it and
say, like, you know, I

1969
01:59:30.319 --> 01:59:33.039
believe in the conspiracy that they're falsifying
the ass pertain Like okay, then fine,

1970
01:59:33.760 --> 01:59:36.920
if you want to be one of
those fucking people, let's just settle

1971
01:59:36.960 --> 01:59:40.079
this once and for all, let's
just get John Drake. Put him in

1972
01:59:40.119 --> 01:59:44.840
a lab. He's fine, got
the electrodes, make sure, make sure,

1973
01:59:44.960 --> 01:59:47.199
make sure, if he's healthy.
If he's healthy, then everybody's fine.

1974
01:59:47.319 --> 01:59:51.079
Exactly. He's the canary in the
coal mine, all this ship and

1975
01:59:51.279 --> 01:59:56.159
everything's fucking fine. You should probably
just keep a camera on him twenty four

1976
01:59:56.199 --> 02:00:00.640
seven good option. I would watch
that. Yeah, sure, I ah,

1977
02:00:00.920 --> 02:00:03.439
some sort of tracking device. Yeah, we probably keeps habs on where

1978
02:00:03.479 --> 02:00:09.520
he's going and why when I would
I would if I if I did switch

1979
02:00:09.560 --> 02:00:15.720
away from diet PEPSI, I don't
know. I guess diet barks. Yeah,

1980
02:00:15.720 --> 02:00:17.159
I don't always want to root beer
and there's no caffeine and die barks.

1981
02:00:17.239 --> 02:00:19.720
Yeah. Also yeah, but also
like the caffeine, I don't think

1982
02:00:19.720 --> 02:00:24.600
I am noticing it at all.
Like I'm you know, I'm drinking like

1983
02:00:24.880 --> 02:00:28.279
large iced coffee drinks on occasion,
and nine times out of ten it does

1984
02:00:28.359 --> 02:00:30.279
Jack ship. That's my new thing
is we have the free ones here and

1985
02:00:30.399 --> 02:00:32.479
I didn't take advantage of it for
like the first year and a half I

1986
02:00:32.520 --> 02:00:35.840
worked here, And now that I
drink coffee, it turns out that's really

1987
02:00:35.880 --> 02:00:39.439
good. So I drink iced coffee
all the fucking time. Now it's great.

1988
02:00:40.159 --> 02:00:44.039
I yeah, all occasionally have a
coffee or an iced coffee or something

1989
02:00:44.119 --> 02:00:47.039
like that, and if hot caffeine
will affect me, but I had,

1990
02:00:47.439 --> 02:00:53.039
so I've been drinking rock Star recovery
for a while now, the same recovery

1991
02:00:53.119 --> 02:00:55.960
for like hangover. Is that what? I think? That's the secret implication

1992
02:00:56.039 --> 02:00:59.079
that there is, like, hey, you fuck up, you are wasted,

1993
02:00:59.199 --> 02:01:01.560
still to go to work, dumb
ass, drink one of these.

1994
02:01:01.680 --> 02:01:05.520
It won't actually help, but hey, it's only ten calories per serving?

1995
02:01:05.600 --> 02:01:10.239
Are they manly calories per serving?
I mean it's a it's a refreshing lemonade

1996
02:01:10.279 --> 02:01:14.880
drink. You tell me. Lemonade
was a popular drink and it still is

1997
02:01:15.359 --> 02:01:19.279
so good. Uh, certainly they
don't have it in Finland? Really,

1998
02:01:19.600 --> 02:01:24.119
yeah, lemons, maybe some finished
people can write in that's weird. Do

1999
02:01:24.159 --> 02:01:27.760
you have lemonade there? I so
I went over the weekend and had to

2000
02:01:27.800 --> 02:01:31.159
get some energy drinks because I was
in a bad way where I wanted some

2001
02:01:31.279 --> 02:01:33.199
energy to drinks. I didn't need
a menage, like I'm gonna go to

2002
02:01:33.239 --> 02:01:36.359
the store and didn't. I didn't
have any. I got a rock star

2003
02:01:36.439 --> 02:01:40.960
recovery and I got a rock star
punched and I drink the punched. Shit

2004
02:01:41.119 --> 02:01:44.359
fucked me up. Man. Yeah, there's something about the full bodied like

2005
02:01:44.600 --> 02:01:46.079
non you know, because the recovery
on it is like ten galleries in or

2006
02:01:46.119 --> 02:01:48.199
something like that. I don't know
what, if what else the punched has

2007
02:01:48.239 --> 02:01:53.279
in It's it's like a fruit punch. I like a fruit punch. I

2008
02:01:53.399 --> 02:01:56.920
drank that thing and I was I
was good to go. So I think

2009
02:01:56.920 --> 02:01:59.760
it might be a situation where maybe
I just have to rotate energy drinks every

2010
02:01:59.800 --> 02:02:01.960
three years or something like that when
I get to this weird point where it's

2011
02:02:01.960 --> 02:02:04.920
like I'm not I'm just not eating
it like I used to, and like

2012
02:02:05.000 --> 02:02:08.840
I have, you've taken enough of
the poison and now that you're immune,

2013
02:02:09.039 --> 02:02:13.479
you need to move on exactly.
Yeah, it's and and so now when

2014
02:02:13.520 --> 02:02:15.359
I when I drink a Red Bull, it actually does something to me again,

2015
02:02:15.399 --> 02:02:21.000
which for years it didn't. And
one time I drank enough, I

2016
02:02:21.079 --> 02:02:25.840
think I got a peptic ulcer.
Wow, that sounds bad if you drink

2017
02:02:25.840 --> 02:02:28.960
too much tourine. As it turns
out, if you drink too much Red

2018
02:02:29.000 --> 02:02:32.960
Bull, you can that can happen. And me and Ryan and this guy

2019
02:02:33.079 --> 02:02:38.920
Ben, we each bought cases of
that concentrated red Bull, the tie tie

2020
02:02:39.000 --> 02:02:42.560
red Bull. I've still got an
unopened one of those in a drawer somewhere

2021
02:02:42.640 --> 02:02:44.720
that's about eight years It's good.
It tastes like red bull syrup. It's

2022
02:02:44.720 --> 02:02:47.039
like concentrated red Bull, and it's
not carbonated or anything like that. And

2023
02:02:47.119 --> 02:02:51.880
so I drink twelve of those one
sitting wow. And then Ryan and Ben

2024
02:02:53.079 --> 02:02:57.760
split a twelve. And then the
next day we went back to the store

2025
02:02:57.840 --> 02:03:00.920
for more, and the woman saw
us getting them, and she's like she

2026
02:03:00.039 --> 02:03:02.279
realized we had just bought them,
and she's like, no, no,

2027
02:03:02.520 --> 02:03:06.079
no, no, like didn't didn't
speak the best English, but was very

2028
02:03:06.159 --> 02:03:10.039
much, very adamant that we did
not drink all of those, did you?

2029
02:03:11.359 --> 02:03:14.079
Yeah, no, I didn't.
Didn't drink a second case. He

2030
02:03:14.119 --> 02:03:15.720
went back and got more for whatever
else he was doing. But then after

2031
02:03:15.760 --> 02:03:18.239
that we went to a taco bell
and one of those guys used to work

2032
02:03:18.239 --> 02:03:23.880
at a taco bell and he knew
how to get just the Mountain deuce syrup

2033
02:03:23.920 --> 02:03:25.960
out of the fountain, like you
hit the little switch in the back.

2034
02:03:26.479 --> 02:03:29.479
Okay. So I drank like two
ounces of that after drinking twelve of those

2035
02:03:29.520 --> 02:03:30.760
things, my stomach herd for like
a month. It was all. I

2036
02:03:30.760 --> 02:03:34.159
couldn't drink Red Bull for years afterward. It just it just didn't. It

2037
02:03:34.279 --> 02:03:39.319
held no appeal. That's that's unfortunate. And then I slowly got back on

2038
02:03:39.439 --> 02:03:43.359
the train and everything's fine now.
But yeah, apparently if you take,

2039
02:03:43.479 --> 02:03:45.720
if you get too much of that
in your system, it can lead to

2040
02:03:45.760 --> 02:03:51.039
a temporary a peptic culture. Careful, temporary sit careful with tie Red Bull's

2041
02:03:51.319 --> 02:03:55.640
potent. Oh yeah, that shit, concentrate, She'll do it for you.

2042
02:03:55.720 --> 02:03:58.800
I wonder if you could still get
that around here. Probably surely someone

2043
02:03:58.920 --> 02:04:00.920
has it. Yeah, oh,
I'm sure. Like I would love to

2044
02:04:00.000 --> 02:04:03.399
have some. I kind of want
to go fund somewhere in the Richmond null

2045
02:04:03.439 --> 02:04:06.640
bet sells it. Yeah, probably
probably. I would love to maybe somewhere

2046
02:04:06.680 --> 02:04:12.319
around japan Town or something. All
right, Email from Jack in New York.

2047
02:04:13.840 --> 02:04:17.680
Yes that's a good place. Uh, Jack says, have you seen

2048
02:04:17.760 --> 02:04:24.359
the thousands of people commenting skate four
on every single post on EA's Instagram account.

2049
02:04:25.000 --> 02:04:28.239
If there's ever a time I've seen
social media used to send a message

2050
02:04:28.279 --> 02:04:30.560
positively, this seems to be it. Let's hope, EA take notice.

2051
02:04:30.920 --> 02:04:34.880
I mean there's probably like two people
maybe right, I don't know, it's

2052
02:04:34.920 --> 02:04:39.840
just the their their account is just
Ea on Instagram. We should go check.

2053
02:04:40.680 --> 02:04:43.359
I would look, he says,
I don't know. He makes him

2054
02:04:43.359 --> 02:04:49.600
sound dire. We're gonna fact check
this situation right now. I thought it

2055
02:04:49.680 --> 02:04:51.359
was kind of funny, but I
mean yet, if you remember, there

2056
02:04:51.439 --> 02:04:56.880
was like the kind of beauty pie
whipped skate three back into the main stream

2057
02:04:57.399 --> 02:05:00.920
right a year or two ago.
So I think it's just eight has taken

2058
02:05:00.960 --> 02:05:04.359
on kind of a myth mythical quality. Okay, this some extent. Uh

2059
02:05:05.079 --> 02:05:11.159
Ea posted this little picture and says
who's ready to play hashtag pvzg W two

2060
02:05:11.199 --> 02:05:15.000
tomorrow, hashtag video games, hashtag
games, hashtag gaming. I'll play that.

2061
02:05:15.600 --> 02:05:19.920
God comments like okay, there are
there are three thousand, three hundred

2062
02:05:19.920 --> 02:05:25.520
seventy eight likes here and the comments
okay, first comments, I'm ready for

2063
02:05:25.720 --> 02:05:33.079
hashtag skate four at eau frownie face
or like like like disgusted face that's from

2064
02:05:33.439 --> 02:05:40.039
Enrique's IP All Stars fifteen R just
says me. Nick Jacob twenty three says

2065
02:05:40.159 --> 02:05:45.760
skate four. Hammer of Thorne says
skate four. Kyle Sukel says skate four

2066
02:05:46.000 --> 02:05:53.760
okay x X display with an extra
y xx says hashtag skate four sixty six.

2067
02:05:53.960 --> 02:05:58.840
Goose says skate four damn it sixty
six. Goo also says skate four

2068
02:06:00.720 --> 02:06:10.279
rand is the randis to the animal
says skate four XD Vivo Underscore Kra says

2069
02:06:10.319 --> 02:06:16.039
skate four. Plass Backlash fifty fifty
three says skate five, please damn.

2070
02:06:17.960 --> 02:06:27.000
Eric Pato three says skate four pulls
Teodoro Sore says hashtag skate four. Gusts

2071
02:06:27.119 --> 02:06:33.560
DS says s. Gus DS says
k gust DS says A. Gust DS

2072
02:06:33.640 --> 02:06:38.600
says T I think he's going with
this. Aiden b J says skate five.

2073
02:06:39.159 --> 02:06:45.239
Gus DS says E. Gust DS
says four. Burger Dix says skate

2074
02:06:45.439 --> 02:06:53.479
four. BIOTCG B I O TCG
what what is that a card? Is

2075
02:06:53.520 --> 02:06:55.680
he trying to say that? Did
you make a skate before card game?

2076
02:06:55.760 --> 02:06:58.359
What do you think these kids are
trying to get at? SETH Beckley says

2077
02:06:58.399 --> 02:07:04.479
skate four please. EBAs eighteen says
yes, I think they want skate four.

2078
02:07:05.199 --> 02:07:09.960
We'll see what this other thing says
you can play. You can play

2079
02:07:10.119 --> 02:07:14.840
hashtag pvzg W two on EA access
in Origin access this weekend. Hashtag video

2080
02:07:14.920 --> 02:07:17.439
games, hashtag games, hashtag gaming. I feel like that's they should spell

2081
02:07:17.479 --> 02:07:19.840
out the name of their fucking game
in their own thing, because like,

2082
02:07:20.000 --> 02:07:23.239
what is you know, maybe you
don't know what that means? Kids like

2083
02:07:23.319 --> 02:07:29.840
acronyms. Load more comments, Load
more comments. It's hard to actually load

2084
02:07:29.880 --> 02:07:33.640
all the comments on this thing.
Jack Kelsey says Skate four will end?

2085
02:07:33.720 --> 02:07:40.199
Isis I mean when you think?
Jack Kelsey says Skate four will bring my

2086
02:07:40.319 --> 02:07:45.840
father back? Heavy expectations. Tom
Howard with an extra D says, hiya,

2087
02:07:45.520 --> 02:07:48.640
I would like Skate four asap,
as soon as possible. Please.

2088
02:07:48.760 --> 02:07:51.840
It's really a necessity to my day
to day needs. Without it, I

2089
02:07:51.920 --> 02:07:56.640
will likely starve our parish and my
analysts struggle to survive in this god awful

2090
02:07:56.720 --> 02:08:00.720
land of de kay cheers, EA, thanks for listening. X x x

2091
02:08:01.000 --> 02:08:07.640
X Vanilla Jamie says, skate four. My boy, mister jigger X says

2092
02:08:07.760 --> 02:08:11.640
boy yea, you keep shitting out
games left and right, but where'd that

2093
02:08:11.760 --> 02:08:18.560
Skate four at? Yeah? That's
ten Gage says skate four or you hate

2094
02:08:18.600 --> 02:08:22.439
America. Jack Kelsey's back and he
says he hates America. Then Jack Elsey

2095
02:08:22.479 --> 02:08:28.640
had followed up said unless Skate four, the people have spoken. I think

2096
02:08:28.920 --> 02:08:37.159
Desmond Butler twelve WDS says, release
NBA Live Mobile in the US unexpected turn

2097
02:08:39.920 --> 02:08:45.000
Skate four. Do you think they
will make a Skate four? There is

2098
02:08:45.079 --> 02:08:50.640
an Instagram account Skate four with the
EA logo says Skate four eight twenty three

2099
02:08:50.760 --> 02:08:54.880
sixteen prayer to tighten your trucks.
The franchise is back like never before.

2100
02:08:54.239 --> 02:09:01.960
Fifteen followers. They're tweeting to look
like skate three screen shots with four hastily

2101
02:09:01.039 --> 02:09:05.119
placed that posted on there. That's
cool. Yeah, if we searched the

2102
02:09:05.279 --> 02:09:11.640
skate four hashtag, you get two
thousand, four hundred and eighteen posts.

2103
02:09:13.560 --> 02:09:18.840
That's right behind skate four Jesus three
thousand, four hundred and sixty five posts.

2104
02:09:18.880 --> 02:09:22.239
I think the people want their skate. Do you think they will make

2105
02:09:22.239 --> 02:09:26.039
a new skate You know, I
there's a groundswall of support. I would

2106
02:09:26.079 --> 02:09:31.079
love for them to make Skate four. Yeah, maybe it's time, But

2107
02:09:31.239 --> 02:09:35.199
I wonder how many people from the
previous games are still there and where they've

2108
02:09:35.279 --> 02:09:37.479
moved to, Like you know,
we've said it before. It sounded like

2109
02:09:37.600 --> 02:09:41.000
that some chunk of that team went
on to actually do plants versa zombies garden

2110
02:09:41.039 --> 02:09:46.439
warfare. Right, that's right,
So hey, they know how to make

2111
02:09:46.479 --> 02:09:48.920
games, it seems. Yeah,
the skate games are good. They made

2112
02:09:48.960 --> 02:09:54.319
a great skate series and then they
made a better than it should have been

2113
02:09:54.279 --> 02:09:58.319
spin off wave based multiplayer shooter.
I think that the release of Tony Hawk

2114
02:09:58.359 --> 02:10:01.800
five actually the kind of salt the
earth and when it comes to putting out

2115
02:10:01.800 --> 02:10:05.680
a skateboarding game at all right now, and it's like you'd think that might

2116
02:10:05.760 --> 02:10:07.800
go the other way, and people
are like, oh, they're clamoring for

2117
02:10:07.880 --> 02:10:09.760
a great skateboarding game. But I
just don't know that enough people cared about

2118
02:10:09.800 --> 02:10:16.199
Tony Hawk one way or the other
to necessarily give you a lot of like

2119
02:10:16.720 --> 02:10:22.960
faith in the market to really truly
come out for a quality skateboarding game.

2120
02:10:24.319 --> 02:10:26.720
I just don't know that the interest
is there in a in a wide sense,

2121
02:10:26.760 --> 02:10:31.239
in a wide scale. Sure,
they should do it, though I

2122
02:10:31.239 --> 02:10:35.600
would love I would love to see
them try. No guarantee that would be

2123
02:10:35.600 --> 02:10:41.000
a great game. Kate It was
not perfect, It had some issues,

2124
02:10:41.079 --> 02:10:43.279
It had heart though definitely right,
Yeah, I love the intro movies,

2125
02:10:43.399 --> 02:10:50.640
the just a great set of games. Like the idea that EA, of

2126
02:10:50.680 --> 02:10:54.119
all companies, would come along and
ride the cotails of the skateboarding video game

2127
02:10:54.199 --> 02:10:58.199
craze and actually do something interesting and
different with it. Yeah, I mean,

2128
02:10:58.239 --> 02:11:01.199
you know, not just making also
ran just kind of like glombing onto

2129
02:11:01.199 --> 02:11:03.520
the success of something else. Well, I mean they took a very if

2130
02:11:03.560 --> 02:11:05.039
you think about it, they took
a very EA like approach to it,

2131
02:11:05.479 --> 02:11:09.840
as if it was an EA Sports
release where they're like there was they were

2132
02:11:09.880 --> 02:11:13.399
trying to make something that was a
little more authentic than Tony Hawk. You

2133
02:11:13.479 --> 02:11:16.560
weren't busting out the pizza boxes and
bullshit okay, fireworks out of your ass

2134
02:11:16.600 --> 02:11:24.960
while you're grinding. It wasn't about
that. Uh, And it was those

2135
02:11:24.000 --> 02:11:30.359
are some great games. They should
make Skate four all right? This podcast

2136
02:11:30.439 --> 02:11:35.319
is spoken hashtag skate four. Uh
speaking of me up on the Grand Yes,

2137
02:11:35.399 --> 02:11:41.399
there you go, slash ea.
Uh. Here's another email about the

2138
02:11:41.479 --> 02:11:46.119
EA Sports games Extreme Sports from Jacob
in Bellingham, Washington. I was just

2139
02:11:46.239 --> 02:11:52.039
wondering if I could get your consensus
on SSX tricky versus SSX three. Oh

2140
02:11:52.319 --> 02:11:58.279
man, Okay to it. Tricky
is the second game. Tricky is the

2141
02:11:58.319 --> 02:12:01.640
second one, which is a lot
of the same courses that were in the

2142
02:12:01.760 --> 02:12:03.800
first one, like Tokyo Megaplace,
and I think a lot of the really

2143
02:12:03.880 --> 02:12:07.000
good courses came back for two.
They had more characters, and they went

2144
02:12:07.159 --> 02:12:11.600
harder in the kind of wacky direction
with the uber moves and everything, and

2145
02:12:11.800 --> 02:12:13.239
played its tricky. They played it's
tricky when he got your uber moved,

2146
02:12:13.359 --> 02:12:16.880
and then there's stuff like the guy
with the afro doing the worm on the

2147
02:12:16.920 --> 02:12:22.520
board and everything too. Tricky was
more of a upgraded one, definitely better

2148
02:12:22.560 --> 02:12:26.800
than one, even though I loved
one. Three took itself a little more

2149
02:12:26.960 --> 02:12:28.479
seriously. It was all like it's
a big gimmick. Was it was all

2150
02:12:28.520 --> 02:12:33.720
on one giant mountain and they're just
different paths and stuff, And I think

2151
02:12:33.760 --> 02:12:37.760
you could conceivably like start from the
top and then go down and they were

2152
02:12:37.760 --> 02:12:41.159
like checkpoints along the way. Like
I want to say that might be sex

2153
02:12:41.239 --> 02:12:43.640
three I'm thinking of, but no, no, that the final courses when

2154
02:12:43.680 --> 02:12:46.039
we're just drops you at the top
and it's kind of almost more open the

2155
02:12:46.079 --> 02:12:48.600
way you go down and everything.
But yeah, I think you could like

2156
02:12:48.720 --> 02:12:52.600
some courses were just like, we're
going to attach this one to this one,

2157
02:12:52.920 --> 02:12:56.079
and it's really long, and it's
got the trick stuff, the trick

2158
02:12:56.159 --> 02:13:01.159
mode, the race mode. Shit. I remember remember loving the hell out

2159
02:13:01.199 --> 02:13:03.079
of three and at the time thinking
it was better than Tricky, but this

2160
02:13:03.199 --> 02:13:07.359
far removed. I'm struggling outside of
the Mountain gimmick to remember exactly what it

2161
02:13:07.520 --> 02:13:09.920
was. I know, control wise
and everything, it was just right.

2162
02:13:11.000 --> 02:13:13.279
What do you think of the reboot? I did not like it. Seein

2163
02:13:13.439 --> 02:13:18.159
that makes perfect sense because yeah,
didn't just call it right. I didn't

2164
02:13:18.159 --> 02:13:20.520
like it. I ended up kind
of liking that game, and I don't

2165
02:13:20.560 --> 02:13:22.840
like any of the other SSX game. I immediately hated the stuff where it's

2166
02:13:22.880 --> 02:13:24.960
like, oh, here, you
gotta wear this thing for when it's like

2167
02:13:26.439 --> 02:13:30.439
warm, getting the shadow and or
this is gonna break off. Like it

2168
02:13:30.520 --> 02:13:33.399
did not feel like their structure,
with all the like timed tournaments and all

2169
02:13:33.439 --> 02:13:37.520
that stuff, seemed like a bunch
of really cool ideas. I but the

2170
02:13:37.640 --> 02:13:41.000
actual snowboarding, you know, I
was not. I don't know, I

2171
02:13:41.319 --> 02:13:45.760
just don't really like most snowboarding games. Yeah, I love three. I

2172
02:13:45.840 --> 02:13:52.199
capped it off like fuck everything else. Dark Stummit, the Snowboarding Sea Dark

2173
02:13:52.239 --> 02:13:58.359
Summit, and maybe Snowboard Kids.
Uh yeah, I man spend so long

2174
02:13:58.399 --> 02:14:00.960
since I've played three, but I
do remember thinking like this is the best,

2175
02:14:01.039 --> 02:14:03.720
and they actually made Tricky better.
But I am struggling to remember what

2176
02:14:03.840 --> 02:14:07.399
the things were outside of that Mountain
being pretty cool. But two was more

2177
02:14:07.439 --> 02:14:11.000
gimmicky. Two had like the big
pinball type levels and stuff like tokey Megaplex.

2178
02:14:11.560 --> 02:14:16.000
But they're the first three are incredible
fucking games. They're great. Didn't

2179
02:14:16.039 --> 02:14:20.159
like on tour they did a yeah, and that's more where you could.

2180
02:14:20.520 --> 02:14:24.600
No. I think ontour might have
come to the w Two on tour,

2181
02:14:24.600 --> 02:14:26.640
I think is where they brought in
skis. I think there was a separate

2182
02:14:26.720 --> 02:14:31.760
one downhill Jam was Tony Hawk.
I think there was a separate we SSX

2183
02:14:31.079 --> 02:14:33.359
or maybe that was just on tour. But I didn't like that one.

2184
02:14:33.800 --> 02:14:37.479
But the first three are fantastic.
Yeah, they were doing different because they

2185
02:14:37.479 --> 02:14:41.000
did skate It for the Wii,
so they were they were kind of doing

2186
02:14:43.560 --> 02:14:46.079
slightly different takes on some of that. Maybe on tour was just we exclusive

2187
02:14:48.119 --> 02:14:50.199
and that's what I'm thinking of.
I don't I just remember not being into

2188
02:14:50.239 --> 02:14:54.199
it. And really being into three. So there you have it. I

2189
02:14:54.199 --> 02:15:00.520
love those games, all right?
Two more emails. What do you say?

2190
02:15:00.640 --> 02:15:03.680
Sure? All right, Drew?
Yeah, when it's targeted squarely at

2191
02:15:03.760 --> 02:15:09.079
you, I can feel the laser
beam on my forehead. Emails, all

2192
02:15:09.119 --> 02:15:11.920
these red lights in here, it's
still all devil daggers in here. Yeah,

2193
02:15:13.920 --> 02:15:16.640
we're gonna walk outside that door and
it's gonna be a giant wind,

2194
02:15:16.800 --> 02:15:20.720
giant skull with poor deal with ram
horns. I really liked it. I

2195
02:15:20.840 --> 02:15:24.680
really liked it too a lot.
I couldn't do this every week. It's

2196
02:15:24.840 --> 02:15:28.319
it's it's nice for this week.
Did a shift to orange it's a theme

2197
02:15:28.359 --> 02:15:31.359
week? Nope, it's not orange
now because it seemed to although although the

2198
02:15:31.399 --> 02:15:33.880
second that you said that, now
it looks orange, it feels it's like

2199
02:15:33.960 --> 02:15:37.760
Denver Broncos orange. Here. It
looked very red to me before, and

2200
02:15:37.840 --> 02:15:41.880
now it looks now it looks it
was totally red before. What's happening to

2201
02:15:41.960 --> 02:15:46.000
our eyes? We're all dying now
you see it. We only see it.

2202
02:15:46.119 --> 02:15:48.399
The only thing that we'll save us. As more emails uh from Kevin

2203
02:15:50.600 --> 02:15:54.479
Drew previously mentioned them the side effects
of one consuming an excessive amount of fiber.

2204
02:15:54.119 --> 02:15:58.439
Let me tell you what happens when
someone consumes too much protein. My

2205
02:15:58.560 --> 02:16:01.439
wife is a scenographer and has always
been attempting to manage my protein intake as

2206
02:16:01.479 --> 02:16:07.520
a weightlifter. I never took the
advice seriously until she's a stenographer sonographer okay,

2207
02:16:07.680 --> 02:16:13.880
like a like sonogram type person.
Yes, I never took the advice

2208
02:16:13.920 --> 02:16:18.640
seriously until she showed me a recent
example. She scanned a weightlifter who came

2209
02:16:18.680 --> 02:16:20.800
into the clinic with a complaint of
quote back pain. After she did an

2210
02:16:20.880 --> 02:16:24.680
ultrasound on him, it was revealed
that both of his kidneys were filled with

2211
02:16:24.800 --> 02:16:28.880
massive kidney stones, so big,
in fact, that they took up most

2212
02:16:28.920 --> 02:16:33.000
of his kidneys. Like both his
kidneys were solid rocks. There was no

2213
02:16:33.120 --> 02:16:35.399
way he could ever pass them.
So we'll have to go under the knife.

2214
02:16:35.440 --> 02:16:39.639
A sap, drink plenty of water. Don't eat a dozen eggs for

2215
02:16:39.680 --> 02:16:43.920
breakfast, lift heavy. Wow,
thank you, that's a lot of protein.

2216
02:16:45.559 --> 02:16:50.799
Jesus, Yes, that seems bad. Eat a dozen eggs for breakfast.

2217
02:16:52.159 --> 02:16:54.399
They just fired sound waves at the
rocks to break them up. Oh,

2218
02:16:54.399 --> 02:16:56.840
I don't know, maybe I think
it was probably not smaller ones.

2219
02:16:58.440 --> 02:17:01.719
I don't know, I don't know. That's I don't know that. Oh

2220
02:17:01.959 --> 02:17:05.559
God, I'll tell you. Probably
you would probably see the stones, gall

2221
02:17:05.600 --> 02:17:09.000
stones, all that sort of stuff. That is you probably stilling passed the

2222
02:17:09.040 --> 02:17:13.479
little fragments. Yeah, supposed to
be. I think you got a lot.

2223
02:17:13.639 --> 02:17:16.639
It's supposed to be horrifically painful.
I feel like I've heard how painful

2224
02:17:16.680 --> 02:17:18.479
that is. That if I felt
that I was for sure about to pass

2225
02:17:18.520 --> 02:17:22.799
a kidney stone, I would like
just tell my girlfriend, like, take

2226
02:17:22.879 --> 02:17:24.120
me to the hospital, tell me
I'm having kidney stones, take them out.

2227
02:17:24.159 --> 02:17:26.680
I gotta take care of this now. And then I would just run

2228
02:17:26.719 --> 02:17:28.399
headfirst into a wall until I was
passed out, and I hope that I

2229
02:17:28.479 --> 02:17:31.760
just woke up in a hospital bed
with no kidney stuff. I don't know

2230
02:17:31.799 --> 02:17:33.200
that you could pass them while you're
out. Well that's what I'm saying.

2231
02:17:33.200 --> 02:17:41.440
While I'm knocked out, have her
cut you open, and fuck, let's

2232
02:17:41.440 --> 02:17:43.120
get the morphine going. You'll be
fine. Seeing in dead Wood where he's

2233
02:17:43.120 --> 02:17:45.879
passing word it seems like the worst
thing in the world. One of my

2234
02:17:46.040 --> 02:17:54.040
roommates had them and was passing them
in the kitchen into a cup because he

2235
02:17:54.159 --> 02:17:58.920
was told to like keep track of
him or something what. I don't know.

2236
02:17:58.000 --> 02:18:01.680
It was a cup that I like
drinking out of. It was really

2237
02:18:01.840 --> 02:18:05.799
it was really fucked up situations all
around. That's really messed up. I

2238
02:18:05.959 --> 02:18:07.840
like that cup. You don't like
win something if you keep your stones.

2239
02:18:09.000 --> 02:18:13.719
Hey, I I don't know what
his situation was period. Better not to

2240
02:18:13.760 --> 02:18:18.559
ask, yeah at this point,
all right, One more email from Josh

2241
02:18:18.639 --> 02:18:22.280
and Adelaide Australia. Hey, guys, I'm listening to I'm listening through the

2242
02:18:22.319 --> 02:18:26.479
bomb cast from the beginning, and
it's funny to hear Jeff and Ryan talking

2243
02:18:26.520 --> 02:18:31.959
about the band from first to Last
being exploited by Guitar Hero and doing a

2244
02:18:31.040 --> 02:18:35.799
tour where they stop the show and
play the game live on stage. This

2245
02:18:35.959 --> 02:18:39.440
is funny because the singer went on
to become Scrillics. I guess he likes

2246
02:18:39.479 --> 02:18:43.920
the feel of pressing buttons on stage
a little too much. Huh wow,

2247
02:18:45.319 --> 02:18:48.239
fact void for you. Yeah,
that still sounds That still sounds awful.

2248
02:18:48.319 --> 02:18:54.319
Idea of someone breaking down mid set
and playing guitar. I don't remember anything

2249
02:18:54.360 --> 02:18:58.639
about that. Boy. That sounds
terrible. I thought i'd throw that in

2250
02:18:58.680 --> 02:19:01.159
there, Steven Jogg, didn't he
men? Yeah, no, that's unfortunate

2251
02:19:01.239 --> 02:19:03.799
for Scrix. I wonder he got
away from that ship. I don't I

2252
02:19:03.840 --> 02:19:09.200
don't really know exactly what you would
have meant about being exploited by a guitar

2253
02:19:09.319 --> 02:19:13.559
Hero. I mean, like the
business deal of agreeing to fucking play guitar

2254
02:19:13.680 --> 02:19:16.159
Hero in the middle of your fucking
set. Oh, I thought. I

2255
02:19:16.239 --> 02:19:20.079
assume there was some aspect of them
having a song in the game or something.

2256
02:19:20.280 --> 02:19:22.600
They may have also, who knows, maybe they also had. They

2257
02:19:22.639 --> 02:19:26.200
probably also sit into the band from
first to last. I don't know.

2258
02:19:26.639 --> 02:19:31.360
Before Screlex was SCRELEXA, he was
in some bands. Apparently this was news

2259
02:19:31.399 --> 02:19:33.639
to me. I don't remember that
from the set list, but who knows.

2260
02:19:33.799 --> 02:19:37.280
Yeah, anyway, it was not
the first Guitar Hero was one of

2261
02:19:37.360 --> 02:19:41.079
the Oh oh, okay, all
right, oh god, you're right.

2262
02:19:41.120 --> 02:19:43.479
Actually, I guess Guitar Hero would
have been around for a little bit before

2263
02:19:43.559 --> 02:19:46.280
that started, right now, I
remember, all right, that's it for

2264
02:19:46.360 --> 02:19:50.719
emails, I have the tunnel or
open. I'm say, let's do like

2265
02:19:50.920 --> 02:19:58.360
three what do you say? Okay, uh, make it more red in

2266
02:19:58.440 --> 02:20:01.280
here? I have if it's getting
if we're gonna get there, it's pretty

2267
02:20:01.280 --> 02:20:05.719
benign this week. Actually, okay, like shockingly actually all right, it's

2268
02:20:05.799 --> 02:20:09.920
actually having a hard time finding.
Oh no, now the page won't load.

2269
02:20:11.360 --> 02:20:13.760
Come on Tumblr. I don't even
know what this means. Squidly diddly

2270
02:20:13.840 --> 02:20:16.719
or a great pape? Great pape? Is that ringy bells? Yeah?

2271
02:20:16.719 --> 02:20:20.479
Squid did walking squid walking off tops? Great pape? Was it was a

2272
02:20:20.479 --> 02:20:24.920
cartoon? Or was it a great
bape? Great Bape's that's wrong? Great

2273
02:20:24.959 --> 02:20:28.239
pape? Except that he except that. Now there's probably stores called vape ape

2274
02:20:31.040 --> 02:20:35.200
and any liquids called a great vapee. Yep, so that's been ruined for

2275
02:20:35.319 --> 02:20:45.920
a generation, for all generations.
Congratulations, assholes? Uh darth vapor Jeff?

2276
02:20:46.000 --> 02:20:50.200
How is how is Cody actual coming
along? I don't even know what

2277
02:20:50.319 --> 02:20:54.360
that is? It's not okay,
Yeah, this question's weird. Well we

2278
02:20:54.440 --> 02:20:58.159
ever see the binary domain license again? No? No, no, no,

2279
02:20:58.440 --> 02:21:05.079
I'll come on on with her big
bow. Yeah, sadly, I

2280
02:21:05.159 --> 02:21:07.639
believe we've seen big bows last rodeo. Actually, they should make a game

2281
02:21:07.639 --> 02:21:15.239
called big I would definitely play that. Would you rather be called fam or

2282
02:21:15.280 --> 02:21:20.639
Simpie? Fams Family? What a
simpie? That's an anime thing, right,

2283
02:21:20.799 --> 02:21:22.760
Yes, my god, they're both
anime things as you try hard.

2284
02:21:22.879 --> 02:21:26.000
Yeah, I don't know, there's
Okay, that's a good point, yep,

2285
02:21:26.399 --> 02:21:28.239
I go with fams virtue of not
being anime. Okay, sure,

2286
02:21:31.520 --> 02:21:33.760
I want Austin to call me fam. Yeah, that's who can call me

2287
02:21:33.799 --> 02:21:39.200
fam? Okay, what's it?
You're putting your foot down? Mm?

2288
02:21:41.680 --> 02:21:43.959
Everybody else can call me SIMPI and
I the only one who thinks it's time

2289
02:21:45.000 --> 02:21:48.879
for jazz jack rabbit three. Yeah, there was a time when I thought

2290
02:21:48.920 --> 02:21:52.760
that that would be a great thing
to do, and I feel like that

2291
02:21:52.879 --> 02:21:56.600
time that window closed. You're probably
right, got that forgot that fancy launcher.

2292
02:21:56.680 --> 02:22:01.120
Now maybe maybe it'll be a character
in Paragon. I could be behind

2293
02:22:01.159 --> 02:22:05.120
that. Sure is the Big Show
actually the vape king? Yeah? I

2294
02:22:05.120 --> 02:22:07.440
don't even know what that means.
I shouldn't have been asked. Big Show

2295
02:22:07.520 --> 02:22:11.719
vapes still my most popular. Took
a picture of Big Show vaping at the

2296
02:22:11.760 --> 02:22:16.280
Hall of Fame. Wow, and
people seem to really like the man vaping

2297
02:22:16.319 --> 02:22:20.079
and destiny huh like yeah, wow, it's living the life, I guess.

2298
02:22:20.120 --> 02:22:24.280
So sure, get yours Big Show, Dan? Why do you follow

2299
02:22:24.319 --> 02:22:26.440
Donald Trump? Oh? Just to
see that bullshit, he says, Okay,

2300
02:22:26.520 --> 02:22:30.040
like just all right, morbid and
kind of hate follow the thing,

2301
02:22:30.120 --> 02:22:35.040
you know? Yeah, yeah,
great, Uh let's see do you follow

2302
02:22:35.079 --> 02:22:39.680
his vachen sao? Yeah, no, I've got a few hate follows on

2303
02:22:39.760 --> 02:22:43.840
there. Yeah. Numerous people asked
this week if Kanye West is the modern

2304
02:22:43.920 --> 02:22:50.399
day Andy Kaufman. No, No, he's not self aware in doing this

2305
02:22:50.479 --> 02:22:54.760
on perfect Yeah. Or I mean
he might be, but not to a

2306
02:22:54.920 --> 02:22:58.600
level that any comment was doing a
very different thing. This is not this

2307
02:22:58.680 --> 02:23:03.520
is not that sure. All right, that's gonna do it for all of

2308
02:23:03.600 --> 02:23:07.680
our correspondence for the week and thus
the podcast. This room isn't exceptionally red.

2309
02:23:09.600 --> 02:23:11.639
We're gonna have to get out of
here before we burn to death.

2310
02:23:11.920 --> 02:23:15.639
Are you turning up the intensity of
these lives? I feel like I feel

2311
02:23:15.639 --> 02:23:18.680
like I'm seeing you're watching the lights
do things and it's terrifying. Oh things

2312
02:23:18.799 --> 02:23:22.239
like oh no, don't you Okay, we definitely have to go down.

2313
02:23:22.360 --> 02:23:26.280
It's that's it for the jib bodcast. My damn tongue, that's oh my

2314
02:23:26.360 --> 02:23:28.879
god, thinks every color all at
once. I think I'm gonna throw up

2315
02:23:28.920 --> 02:23:31.120
right now. Instagram does a video, right boy, It does. Yeah,

2316
02:23:31.280 --> 02:23:33.680
well I have to get out of
this room now, So thanks for

2317
02:23:33.760 --> 02:23:37.079
listening. It's gonna do it for
the Giant Bodcasts. See you next week.

2318
02:23:37.120 --> 02:23:37.959
Thanks bye, see then,

