Good morning. You had a fun one for you. Today, I have
a super wild card pump session for you at eight thirty five. They'll break
out something new today at nine Katie's key party. If you have any dating
app experience, you might have a chance to weigh in there. Eight o'clock
Dingo's Morning News. Seven thirty we're having on the sideline reporter for the Packers
their former fullback John Coon or Packers fullback slash running back John Coon. When
you mentioned John Cohn in your text, it was sort of like, you're
like, I don't know if you guys. I mean, I remember John
cood Well. I think that's a cool guest. It's not exactly Brett Farv,
but it's not far but he's known for being pretty good at doing interviews
talkies, and I wanted to get someone who played for Mike McCarthy and he's
with this team so on the I mean, he's a sideline reporter, so
it's like there all the time, knows all the guys. Does that be
interesting? No, I think it's great. Seven auto. Yes for me.
He has to radio show up in Green Bay, Milwaukee or something,
so yeah, he'll he'll be good. I think seven forty. He's sideline
reporter for their their radio, their radio, their radio podcast. Yes he's
there, Christie Scales, he's there. Christie Scales, who, by the
way, I always found very very nice. She's the sweetest. Like when
I first started going on cowboy trips and I was a ticker man, you
know, like lowest level like she almost maybe she listened to us at the
Revie station, I don't know, but she always made a point of saying
my name and asking how I was doing. And do you know how it's
sort of a club anything as a club, and people aren't exactly welcoming to
their cool club. But she was the opposite of that, very friendly and
just very sweet right out of the gates. She sounds like a very inviting
young lady. Yeah, big fan, Rubby Scales, thanks for being a
great person. When I started working iHeart here. In twenty twenty, her
hubby was the head engineer and he also an amazing guy. Really really just
the sweetest people people. Is his last name Scales? Thanks? I I
don't know, probably Lewis. It's Lewis, Lewis Scales. That's a good,
good last name, Scales. That's kind of cool. Yeah, and
you could come up with fun bits for your kids like tip yep, tipper
fish wait you know waits and fish of justice. Oh oh, grading hey,
yeah, I don't know. Slide sliding, sliding, scales sliding would
be a great name. You, Dick. I'm sorry, I don't think
we've met. What's your name? Good morning, Good morning, good morning,
good morning. Six point thirty gets some what I think is potentially bad
Cowboys news. That's six thirty. Now the fun stuff at eight thirty,
we're gonna have crazy stuff. Michael Irvin cursing on National TV. Is Jerry
Jones swoops Gene off her feet and grabs her. Seriously, it's kind of
amazing, and more chaos from cowboys packers playoff history. That's what the town's
talking about outside of the winter preparation for what's coming this weekend to cold fronts
the minor one on Friday and Saturday. We're gonna get jammed with some cold
air that's gonna force it. Keep pipes on. I'm sure you're sinks dripping
to protect your pipes. One of our engineer buddies popped in this morning before
you guys got here and showed me his phone, and his parents live in
Montana, Oh and he said they have a high of negative one today,
a high high negative one. Nope, there's just inevitable that everybody in America
moves down south over enough long enough timescale, because we're still in the growth
of a nation. Still, it's a young country. All this weird stuff
you don't think about, you know, but I suppose you know Europe,
they're not all just flocking straight south. But how can you spend months in
a place where the high is around zero? You have to be comfortable being
miserable, and you just do it because your grandpappy did it and your daddy
did it, and that's where they laid their head one hundred years ago.
This is where your roots are in Travis, Frederick. And he still spends
a little time down here and does charity work down here and things like that.
And he'll come swing in and go have a beard roller town and we
usually go out and have dinner when he's in town. But he could have
lived here, but he and his wife both that family up there. You
know, it's easier, I guess when you have two or three kids,
is to have your grandparents nearby. Yeah, so you can have a real
life and drop your grandparents office. And they moved back up there. He
lives in either southern Wisconsin or northern Chicago, near their hometown, or maybe
in their hometown which didn't have many people and it's cold a lot of the
time, and he could have got out of that if he wanted to.
But you know, he could have just lived here, and I think he
would have been happy living here probably, but going back was the call.
And I think he's probably comfortable with the snow and stuff too. Do you
just get used to it, Yeah, but we don't get forward. They
don't deal with one on nine. Yeah, for half the year or the
third of the year or whatever. That's why it's the the ultimate sign.
I don't know about a wealth. I suppose it is is the North and
South lifestyle. I mean, I live in My mom lives in Sarasota,
and you know, the snowbirds come down. It's a real thing in Florida,
and they come down for the whole winter and then back up there for
the summer. The rich older New Yorkers, that's been the cliche for ever
to Florida the winter some spot. And if it was like you have an
apartment in both or a condo. But there are mansions in Sarasota that are
just lights are out gone, no one's there for eight months. And that's
where the gap turns into a problem. Yeah, and you just have your
mansion that you live in for three months a year and then you go back
up to your other mansion or one of your other mansions. It's not relatable,
No, not at all. But a condo in two places, that's
not like completely insane. You know. I know people that because yeah,
it gets cold, it's gonna be cold this weekend, and we've had very
cold, you know, Christmases. But I know people that are of you
know, substantial higher tax brackets, substantially more higher tax brackets than myself,
that will Christmas in Mexico or Christmas in a more Caribbean climate. Have you
ever done that before? Have you ever taken a holiday where it's kind of
like a vacation for your family just to get out of cold weather and do
Christmas somewhere remote that has no connection to a family trip as far as going
to meet other members of your family, No, I never gotten done it
with you know, two of us, you know, go somewhere for Christmas.
But that's just like a regular vacation, not with family, you know
what I'm saying. Yeah, not even with family, but just like to
go somewhere else for Christmas. That's not going to Grandma's house or a brother's
house or a relative's house. Yeah. Yeah, I've never done a Christmas
where it wasn't related to family. I think I did a Christmas in Grand
Cayman once. Are you serious? Yeah, but it was just a vacation.
I wasn't, but you were at Grand Camp on a vacation for Christmas.
Yeah, I think so that's kind of you know. I say that
maybe I didn't because I did freaking Normanthon for fifteen years. Yeah, and
I always had to work ra after Christmas. That's what prevented me from going
home a lot. So I don't know, maybe not Christmas at all.
He had nevers growing up who would leave every June or end of May.
They had an RV and they would drive to Pennsylvania in that area. I
think they had some family up there that they would go see, but they
would live out of their RV for like May, and they'd come back in
like October, you know, Yeah, to avoid the winter up there and
avoid the summer here. You know, it's funny. I talked to a
Sweetbita yesterday and she has a friend of hers arriving today. Either yesterday or
today, they're a friend arrived, her friend Cindy from Michigan's sweet your mama,
Sweet Bita is my mom, thank you. And she lives in Sarasota.
And I don't know if it's an annual thing, but her friend Cindy
will come down from Michigan for a month. And that's another way to do
it, is just have a friend. I mean, you know, if
you don't can't buy places, you know, which is unrealistic to most of
us. And she comes down every year about this time for for about a
month, I think maybe even six weeks. He just lives at your mom's
house. Yeah, she's pretty stacked. I've never met her, Danny.
I don't know why I said that. She's stacked with good stories and yeah,
that's what I meant. Friendly whatever, guys, it's breaking news to
start off the show, yeah, man, because I got some I had's
breaking news. It just happened, Is it real? Uh? Bill Belichick
is out and Patriots no s he will not be New England's coach. In
twenty twenty four they met for three days and could not come together. Well,
twenty four years, six Super Bowl wins, you are the weakest link.
Goodbye. And that's on the heels of something we were gonna talk about
the next segment at six thirty. Anyways, they save it out at seventy
two as he retired, and then Pete Carroll not the head coach of the
Seahawks anymore, but we'll stay in the organization in the consulting role. Old
heads. Bill Belichick raves. It's hilarious. All these you know, coaches
are getting out in their seventies. All these politicians are trying to make it
to their nineties. It's kind of wild boy, you're right, yeah,
Rapaport, shifty, they're all hitting it. Yeah, just say, you
know, did they Why aren't they ever asleep? Man? I just think
the phones are always on and they have every notification enabled. They think they
have multiple phones. Yeah, so they have one phone that even the we're
asleep, if it even gets a text, it wakes them up. You've
seen stein Zilla in action at the draft, and he's got two phones.
But I've never seen him at five forty five am or whatever time it was
when they got this news. I think he needs a third phone and he
could start texting with his toes and that would put him a step ahead.
It is fun to watch Steyle on It's nuts that that was trade deadline day
or that was the draft When we were at Echo loone, Yeah, yeah,
that was to see one of those dudes. Yeah in the moment,
yeah, in the tank like and also blocking out all outside noise. Yeah.
He was trying to sit in the corner with multiple phones, Yeah,
tapping occasionally, get up walk to the corner because they got to, you
know, talk about it. I thought when Rabel got fired, let go
left the Titans, because it's kind of kind of felt like he's almost like
a mutual party in the ways that this was happening. Not that Rabel's the
odds on Vegas favorite to be the head coach in New England, but it
kind of made sense. I would love if they hired his Joe dirt son,
Steve Belichick and he got a head coaching job, just because it's funny.
That'd be amazing. Is Bill just gonna it sounds like he wanted to
work and they couldn't work out a deal. Maybe, but does that mean
I know two places he would like to go. Are you serious? You
think he wants to keep coaching. The guy seventy in his press conference after
the game of the day is I'm going to come into work tomorrow like I
always do. I think that's all he knows. I think he'll go hang
out on the boat every once in a while, take a couple weeks off,
and I think he's right back at it. He's seventy one. Falcons
definitely won him and we'll throw whatever at him. I think if things went
poorly, then he would be a candidate here. But I don't think things
are gonna go poorly this weekend, and I almost spend a lot of time
on that. Know that pissed a lot of people off, but I'm sorry.
The owner won't say that he's safe. So like if you would just
say no, he's our coach next year, no matter what, then no
one would talk about this crap. But this happens every year. So I'm
saying that the Cowboys lost this weekend. I think he I think Bill would
do it. I think he would be interested in here. He thinks a
lot of people say he wouldn't want to deal with Jerry. Jerry ain't picking
the players, and then hey, this would allow Will McLay to go take
a GM job if he wants to. Now, Bill Belichick's not great to
pick the players, but he would probably want that. I think the Falcons
make sense if the Chargers wanted to do something, maybe, But the Chargers
are a little bit like the Cowboys. They have a lot of family members.
The Fanos is no, the Stanos family. They kind of like seven
of them are going to be talking to you at all times. You hear
a lot of stories says you don't want to hear from that family. You
don't know where Belichick's gonna go. My prediction the what else is open?
Hold on? We have Seattle, Nope, Tennessee Navy scorchess. Yeah,
he's going to join the Navy and be a seaman in the Navy. Oh
no, He's just got a long history in Annapolis. His dad was a
coach there. That is like where his heart is, where all of his
football knowledge came from. And he doesn't have anything to prove now if he
wants to stay in the NFL, obviously that's a different category. But if
he wants to coach and for his life to be full circle and to do
something that he in his blood loves and is passionate about, I think he'll
go be the head coach at Navy. It says in this report that Bill
Belichick and Robert Kraft had extensive conversations starting Monday about the future. So here
we are on Thursday, so three days so Monday, it's just kind of
like, wait, come back. Well, you know, let's let's evaluate
things. Let's let's push it back. Maybe we'll have lunch tomorrow. Okay,
so they probably wasn't that long on Monday. It's Tuesday. Maybe maybe
got clean out your locker into your media stuff. But still, hey,
yeah, and I think if I came back, we could have this and
we gotta win more than four games. Bill conversation escalates till finally yesterday at
some point, you know what, I've about had it with you. And
this has been building for so long, so it's just like, I gotta
tell you, I've about had it with you. As one of them stands
up and walks to the door and says, you know what, I'm gucci,
fam, I don't want to be here anymore, because how do you
like for three days of negotiations? Yeah, usually you knock something out.
That was three days of Look, kind of want to be here. Don't
like you that much? Do you think the Craft's hatchet man was John bond
Jovi. He sent him in to deliver the news. My Bob Craft is
one piece of work. He just had a birthday party for his UH,
for his wife and UH. Patriots owner Robert Craft celebrates wife's birthday with special
surprise from Dave Matthews. He's on my newswire, it was on my timeline.
Is this the same wife he's had for a long time? Yeah,
the one that stood by him, stuck with him after the what was the
name of that place, wild orchids or Masage, Yeah, orchids a long
time? A T shirt someone sent me a T shirt orchids of Asia.
Yea cool shirt. They have a merch bin. I don't know. It's
a pretty awesome. It shows what a pain in the ass that dude probably
is. Where Craft for the majority of twenty four years probably is just like
odd. I hate this guy. Yeah, what he's going to do.
I can't even begin to think about moving on from the greatest coach of all
time and this juggernaut. We have seventeen AFC East titles in twenty four years.
All he does is win, and I hate him. And then all
you have to do is wait for our eight to nine last year and then
four thirteen you're fired. Yeah, four thirteen. Sorry, I can't do
it. We can't do it, like I just I bet he wanted to
get rid of him a decade ago. Dude just keeps winning and he's like,
I get no credit. I hate this guy and he's so mean.
He don't let me come into my own building. I wonder if Saban would
do that. What you new England? Yeah, well Saban left, right,
and yeah he retired, which is weird, right, he's going into
the booth, right, I don't know. I look, you were a
failure in the NFL, dude, sorry, like you were, Maybe go
vindicate that. And he's a Belichick tree man right, every he was there,
he was the DC and point there was an HBO one hour documentary on
them like five years ago, and it's kind of interesting. Yeah, Nick
Saban comes off as a big a hole who's finding the camera and talking to
it and Bill Belichick comes off as a cool dude, and he's sitting there
and he's talking about his kids, and they had footage from his daughter's wedding,
and you know he's boring, but he's seemed like kind of like cool
guy, way more to you than that. And Saban the number one thing
I took out of that show outside of Nick Haven as a confirmed a hole
who's all about himself and was playing to the camera because they did say they
each you agree with defensive back, what do you want? He's gotta be
able to tackle. That's the one thing that first thing. Gotta tackle.
And I just remember that never draft to go can't tackle, it never works
out. Well. I read the couple of years ago, it's a new
book, Belichick The Making of the Greatest football coach of all Time. And
O'Connor, who I think is a long time Boston Globe man, and I
was, I mean, you can't help but be a little bit fascinated with
Belichick. And it's so mysterious because no one ever comes out and says they
really hated him. Former players even this a mutually parting of ways, right,
not a And he looks like what he looks like and you look like,
you know, he's just a rick with a P and my way or
the highway. But for being an old grumpy dude, like he's I think,
kind of forward thinking on a lot of stuff, like the whole do
your job thing, like he doesn't care what kind of music you play or
what you dress, like you know what, all that little stuff that a
lot of old coaches are. No, you do it my way or the
highway, Like he doesn't care if you do your job and you're good at
it. Trust too, Like you do your job the coach like call the
plays. Yeah, yeah, exactly, Like that's that's always cool. I
like when coach start butting their heads into meetings like, no, you don't
have to do that. Let them do their thing. There's the story.
But the Bill's coach who was getting butt hurt because the wide receivers group bought
the wide receivers coach a new truck and Bill Berger, I'm sorry, Doug
Sean McDermott, who looks like Bill Burr, the Bills coach got all buttered
about it. Although they haven't lost a game since he used nine to eleven
tactics to motivate them. Wasn't that years ago or something they had and lost
the games. That's that story hit the wire. They needed some controversy.
I may reread one chapter tonight because there was a fascinating chapter about Belichick and
his I don't want to say willingness to cheat, but to bend the rules,
you know, And it's very much if you're not cheating, you're not
trying. And obviously the deflate thing thought cheating. That's the hat. That's
the trucker hat that you wear sometimes when you hold up the number two in
front of her mouth. A cliches straight, Mikey, What if a head
coach's official tagline was eating, ain't cheating? I'm sorry, but it was.
It was fascinating about kind of the history of rumors of cheating in the
NFL, including one that like the Raiders back in the day, probably had
microphones in the visitors' locker room. Awesome. Yeah, it was a real
There was a bunch of stuff I didn't know, but it was sort of
the admission that like, look, there are sets of rules, and yeah,
bending them is beneficial to us. The absolutely videotaping practices and look,
I hate the Patriots and they killed my favorite team. Forever, but just
the idea of slightly deflating a football and to make it a little more pleasant
on your incredibly accurate quarterback's hand, especially one that sometimes wears a glove and
sometimes plays in freezing temperatures, which one of us would not do that.
It's it is. He's like, they're gonna find this, how are they
gonna how are they ever gonna figure this out? They're gonna find one ball?
Hey, oh, I check. Hilarious. It's not like he replaced
it with a nerve, right, I'm still a football grip when it's when
it's cold, easier to catch, easier not to fumble. Yeah, there's
two teams on the field. I mean, if you know, I don't.
I guess each team used their own ball, right, Yeah, it's
it's amazing. And then they get busted for it and Brady gets suspended and
they had an equipment guy just let a little air out of the ball.
It's it's incredible and it's genius. But that was that investigation. That whole
thing was it blew up and it seemed like it went on for two years.
We were talking about deflat Gate. They had an amazing song, the
Tom Brady remix to me, those balls are perfect, so beautiful. Yeah,
well there's that. I got some more coaching stuff in the next segment
too, along with some Luca news and other stuff throughout the day, and
other news of Bill Belichick just fired breaking news. I want to read something
to you guys because I uh, mutual parting of waves CAP, mutual parting
of ways, mutual parting ways. I did a shot a few shots just
randomly earlier in the week, So this is an email. I'll read the
email I sent to because there's a little strategy to these things. Right,
you try to get people on the air, do you want? You don't
want? Your email would be too long. Yeah, you're trying to book
You were trying to book a special guest. I should talk about the upcoming
big weekend for the Cowboys and Packers, right, incredible three thirty Sunday,
Packers, Cowboys. Let's let's have someone from the A team on. And
like I told you, I'm like, I think it's completely within the realm
of reason that little baby KK or greg or member of the team would do
a little media in Dallas the week before a playoff game. Was especially considering
that they might as well be employees of the Blue Star Network. Exact.
That's true. They've done every damn Cowboys game this year. So did we
get what time? Well? Baby KK no response? Did you go through
a PR person or did you? Yeah? They all have PR people.
Let's eachle we gotta get some PR people. Yeah we should. Actually I
have a PR degree. No, will you beat my PR people? Well,
I've been con been considering by buying a few websites as well some domain
names just in case. Hello, I'm Kevin Turner, I host the morning
show in ninety seven, won the freaking Dallas KGLFM. What's the colvi's PLATFCAM
happening this weekend? I wanted to reach out to see if we get Aaron
Andrews on the show to preview and promote the game. We're on six am
to ten Central time. Would you care for ten minutes or so? Let
her be on our way my coast or Danny Bales, Mike's Roy. Thanks
so much for the time and hopefully we can coordinate something. Have a great
day. It's very nice. Cheat a easy yeah, clean, Yeah.
Every one of us in this room has sent it's very similar emails, many
many many times beating I almost just copy and paste and have it. Get
ready to go? Hi, Kevin, this is a an email from Kyla
Chalmers, which when I got the email, I thought, is this someone
related to my good friend PGA tour golfer Greg Chalmers, who lives in town.
He's at all Sie So how long before I have him on to promote
the Masters? To preview the Masters? And that's Aaron's PR person? What's
her name, Kyla Chalmers? How long did it take you to try to
stalk her on Facebook? Yeah? I actually didn't do that. Why are
you winking I have time? Time? Hi, Kevin? Thank you so
much for inviting Aaron onto the show to chat about the upcoming game. Unfortunately
she is unable to participate. Aaron received so many wonderful opportunities, however,
between her hectic work schedule and being a new mom, it's impossible to accommodate
all of them, by which I responded, simple not it would have been
fine. Reminded me of this. You talk of cut and paste response,
that's what you got. Kryla had that thing in a document, no doubt?
Did you? We crack my audio up real quick? What that's just
remind me of this. Mister Madison. What you just said is one of
the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your
rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a
rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.
I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Okay, how simple wrong would have done just fine? But gang kiddy,
that I felt like when I got those like on the list so many
wonderful opportunities, I was like, Okay, I don't need a passive,
a gressive email saying no, I get it. You jump on our radio
show, you know, when she's getting paid to do it, Like I
get it. Yeah. But if she had just wrote back no, you
would have thought that was offensive. This week can't make thank you so much.
Her schedule is busy, Thank you so much. She received so many
wonderful opportunities. Don't act like jumping on our show is a wonderful opportunity.
It's not. It's not a wonderful opportunity for anyone. What about us,
anyone? Well, yeah, it's a wonderful opportunity for us. Yeah,
to get to entertain tens of thousands of people, hundreds of thousands of millions
who could have dreamt that more like hundreds? Yeah? But thanks, but
that I was just like, come on, just give ex give me a
no. Let's see. Here's the I wonder how fresh this babby is?
You know? Uh? Does this count? They became a Fox broadcaster and
her husband former NHL player Jarrett Stole. So the kids what thirteen? That's
what I was wondering. She has been pregnant all season long. So became
first time parents in June twenty three. Okay, so that count is fresh
enough to pass on interviews. It's an infant, you know, eleven months?
I don't know. June twenty three, the birth of their son,
Mac. This will be the that's kind of good, Mac mac mac Stole.
They will have a the highest rating football game of the year on Sunday.
They don't need to promote it could have been better rated? Could she
could have taken advantage of this wonderful opportunity and counts to talk to Kevio and
Dingu and Dick Shale of the Breaking News Today. Bill Belichick out in New
England. Should I send a different email and see if I get the exact
same cut and pasted verbatim response. Yes, okay, I'll send that this
morning. I'm gonna send you the copy up right now in the break.
Let's get this set it almost exactly. I'll word it a little differently,
and we'll see if we get exact cut and pasted all right, or maybe
they'll be like Mike's right. Oh yeah, of course Aaron can do it.
What time works for you, Observer, I'm a subscriber to the Dallas
Observer. Yeah, of course you can do it. You want her in
the studio in early coming up next to the Cowboy's got some very bad news.
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