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Well, hello ho ho ho,
y'all, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year,

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New Year, and happy Candy Chat
too. All. Hey, hi

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ho ho ho ho ho ho.
Hello, and I'm Daddy ever Saw and

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I'm Tappa Hudson and welcome to another
thrilling, mystery filled edition of Candy Chick.

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What that's right, that's what you'll
be asking, but not for too

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long, I should hope. Well, I'm not too big on mistress unless

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it's Jessica Fletcher involved. M If
it's a murder, she wrote, then

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I'm run and read it. You
know, somebody pointed out once, but

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if there is ever one person that
was always present at that many murders,

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that person should be in jail.
And I told that person to kindly keep

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their horrible opinions to themselves. Jessica
Fletcher is a hero. She's a hero

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of Kebot cove S. Shut It, Shut It, shut It, shut

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it, because she can keep Main
safe and the rest of the coast.

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If she were able, I'd invite
her to my tea party, even if

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I knew that it inevitably would lead
to the demise of one of my guests.

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That's right, I'd invite her too. Because I know we'd get to

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the bottom of it. And whoever
did it was a bad seed to begin

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with. Well, you know they
would be m they sure would. Oh

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well, let's enough talk about tea
time murder. Because it's Christmas. It's

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Christmas slightly thereafter, it's after.
As we've made clear a number of times

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too many, only a fool by
candy before the holiday. Why do it?

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Don't do it? M hmmm.
There's too many delicious savings to heap

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upon the delicious treats. That's right. And we just took a bite out

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of savings of Pigla Dog this year. We sure did, unfortunately, owing

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to the fact that I left the
grocery bag on top of the car because

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I was so busy staring at one
of those jogging moms who doesn't seem to

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care how tight or yoga pants are. M I forgot the cane hout and

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not tight her sports bras he is. Oh my goodness, I was not

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going to say that for the sake
of decency, but I'm glad you did

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too. I'm glad, I'm glad. I'm just so glad you brought I

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wasn't going I'm glad you did,
because it's just the truth, and the

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truth needs to be said, except
for her upper torso, which needs to

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be needs to be locked down.
But you left it on the car,

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I sure did, And then I
found it in an intersection four hours later,

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mashed to a pulp into the asphalt, And yeah, I checked,

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and no, it was not edible
any longer. But I'm surprised it stayed

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on that far me too. That's
a lot of candy in that bag.

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It was seriously hands a bit of
a tear to mine. I thought I

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would have heard it roll off the
top of my buwick. Apparently he was.

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It just weighted down until you took
that sharp hairpin turn. And then

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we played taps for it. Well, mister Hutchison knows how to play some

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bugle, and he got out his
old coronet and he and he he played

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some taps. He had a candy
funeral. Well I had to pay him

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five dollars. I didn't tell you
that. Oh my goodness. He didn't

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want to play taps for falling candy. But for five dollars, he should

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have played taps twice. He should
have He should have done little damn taps

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twice and get him to do taps
more than once I wanted. I didn't

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want to hear him the first.
I couldn't even clap along. I can't

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take a falling at once. But
any hoodaly, hey, how well?

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Oh so in sweeps. And I
didn't have that five dollars to begin with

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because I just went to bingo the
lad the other no, oh my goodness.

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And I tell you what, I
was sure I was gonna win,

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and I didn't. I got one
number away from a coverall. Now I

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have a question for you, Town, did you try paying off your husband

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with an I owe you for a
hug or a coupon for a BackRub.

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I use those liberally, and I'm
not even married. Mister Hutchison doesn't go

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for that sort of stuff. He
just he's just he's not creative enough for

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something. He just doesn't. He
doesn't play a long you know what I'm

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saying. Well, he's always been
a businessman first, and I suppose the

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almaded dollar comes before everything, I
guess, So excuse the tinge of bitterness

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in my voice. Town. You
know what he does. He takes that

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money and he puts it in a
pillow case, and he won't tell me

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where he puts it because he's afraid
I'm gonna go get it and I'm gonna

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spend it on candy or Mogen David
wine or something and of the like.

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Because sometimes I get some very old
barton, I get bourbon and I just

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put it in some tea. But
here he's old everything. He only thinks

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that because of the last four times
we found the pillowcase. I told him

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I'm going to stop, and I
will. It's like a treasure hunt.

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Where's old man hutches in stash hell. We would have gotten away with it

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if it weren't for your pesky husband. He switches it. He's got a

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rotating schedule on it or something.
He'll move it. He doesn't set alarms,

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but sometimes an alarm goes off.
I know what it's for. That's

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his time to switch. He's a
man consumed buy greed, like thoring oaken

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shield trapped inside, drapped inside Arab, or hording his gold seeking the stone

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of anking horned. What are you
or KA? Sorry? I just lost

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my elf? Well, anyway,
did your nephew took you to see that?

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Or rather you took him? I
bed well, I took him,

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but it turned out to be perfect, because Danny, much like the Eagles,

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swooped into forth the second army of
Orcs from garbage Town. Danny swooped

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in with an emergency fix for candy
chat. How so well, turns out

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he bought a raffle ticket for the
local high schools model you in and won

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an entire selection of European candies that
is intriguing and frightening. Exactly. I

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said, well, you feel free
to gamble your money away as much as

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you want, but I low it's
that on black liquorish. I don't like

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luquish. I don't gamble, as
you know. But I went to Bengo

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the other night. I gotta tell
you, I gambled my heart away.

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Oh my goodness, who did you
fall in lovely? No? Not literally

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a number college cassa nova ad metaphor. I tell you what. Though,

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I did spend a lot of money
on pool tabs. Oh goodness, you

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know you know those pool tabs.
Absolutely, they are they just they are

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the siren song. There's just fun
to pull those tabs like a dog.

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Did a win, did a win, did a win? Speed racer?

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They got honeybees. I didn't win
on a single one. Oh no,

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not usually that's how you make your
money. Honeybees is a winner, you

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think so every time, But then
they come around, you know, like

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a dog, like a dog,
And I said, I'll take too,

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like a dog, and then I
and then they're a dollar each. I

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should have spent more than two dollars
on hunting, and I probably shouldn't.

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Yeah, like a dog just wasn't
wasn't true to its name? Song?

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I lie? Should they say lion
dogs? Should about some honeybees? Didn't?

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Didn't? Honeybees a winner? Honey
Bees like a dog. Tabitha,

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What say we try something extra Christmas
crazy and talk about some candy? Well,

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I guess, I guess I need
you need to get me back on

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the track here or something. So
let's look over this very mysterious collection of

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candies. What is all this?
I'm so excited and I'm I'm just a

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little bit scared. What's gonna happen? What? What? What do we

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gotta here? Oh? Well,
I hear they use real sugar, Oh

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my goodness. And maybe cacao,
no, thank you, just cocoa for

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me? No cacao. So first
of all, no, how first of

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all, um from from Italy.
Oh, Italy. I thought it'd be

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spaghetti flavored. It's not. There's
no silliness. Well, it's gotta be

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chocolate covered pasta. It's chop.
It's dark chocolate with hold and chop hazel

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nuts. And it's called Backy,
backy bacle. I'll tell you what.

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I don't know. If I want
to put backy in my mouth, I

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know what that does to you.
It'll give you cancer. It's not to

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backy. It's just Italian bat.
Oh wait a minute. Sometimes they pronounce

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the sea differently. It's probably yeas
bassy Bassie by a company called Perugina.

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Oh my goodness, I did not
mean that. I'm sure it's peru Gonna.

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Oh my goodness, I am so
embarrassed. There's I thought it wasn't.

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At the end, it looks like
a backwards are. I don't know.

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I thought it was a wonderment called
Bassie. Now I feel like it's

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Russian or something. Any who.
They look like super giant kisses or something.

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That'll be fun to get to Bassie. I hope it doesn't taste like

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fish me too. Oh that'd be
the worst. I gotta tell you.

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Even though it's free, I hate
it when mister Hutchison, I'm trying to

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preserve his anonymity. That's good because
he didn't had the last time I said

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his name on there he heard.
He didn't listen to the show, but

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he heard it in the background one
day. But anyway, Bassie m I

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hate it when he goes out and
he catches some freshwater. Oh my good.

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They just leave the guts wherever they
want, like little have filled it.

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They filled it in the kitchen and
then they expect me to clean it

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up. Anyways, it's all fishy
and I just don't like it as much.

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But it's free, so I don't
say nothing, nor should you.

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What's next? Up next from Jolly
Old England? Really a yorkey? It's

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a wait wait no, now listen. I understand there's cultural differences and all,

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but I am not eating chocolate dog
all right, dog flavored chocolate.

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Oh my goodness, Tabitha, No, it's it's just called that. It's

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like New York or Yorkshire pudding.
Where'd you pull that one from? I've

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been watching a lot of television and
IBC America. I've not been paying attention

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to what channel. Well, I
bet it's BBC America, which I can't

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watch because they've got that dreadful Gordon
Ramsey on there all the time. What

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also that that next Next Star Trek
Star Trek Next. I don't watch that.

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I didn't. I didn't want my
fancy dishes peppered with obscenity. Thank

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you, sir, Thank you sir. We're just saying what everybody's thinking.

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I know it. He's thinking,
he's filthy healthy. How do you make

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the food with just you? Can't
you wash your hands? That? Everybody

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and says I want just word.
I don't even know what he'd say say

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to me either, though, Yorky
a YORKI. Now, I'm gonna just

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flip this over and see it's got
all sorts of very very weird things on

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it. Well it should be in
English, right, I gotta tell you,

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as far as I can tell,
it's a chocolate bar. So I

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guess we're just gonna have to hope
for the best tab all right after that?

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Oh gooden talg from Germany. There
they pronounce it like it's ah Germany,

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Germany. Well, I'm learning something
every day. I'm glad you're around.

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Hello. My name's Klaus and I'm
German. Klaus. My my name's

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Gunter. Hello Gunter. Hi,
Okay, back to English. Now I've

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got kinder happy hippos. Looks like
a little tiny hippopotamus that just rolled around

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in some coco jiblis. Oh that's
cute. It's cute. I almost want

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to eat it. I hope I
don't choke on it. Well, I

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am to understand that hippos run them
up quite a bit, and so let's

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hope it doesn't run them up in
her mouth. And I think, I

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think since the late seven these,
the hungry, hungry hippos, have held

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America in fear, and it's time
for us to strike back. Oh that's

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a good call, well well done. Kind kinder kinder kinder kinder like kindergarten,

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like kindergarten for candy. So it's
the child's candy. Yeah, I

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guess that's okay. We can enjoy
child's candies. Oh tab what oh la

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la, it's some now gat with
almonds and honey from France. France,

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Ho ho ho. So we have
some wine with the new Yeah, tam,

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that's really good. I always dreamed
of traveling and I never did.

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Thank je cheese. Would you care
for some more wine. That's really good.

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Thank you, thank you, jeez, cheez cheese. I surrendered.

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Oh I bet it. I got
political. I'm sorry. I try not

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to go on there. We're just
having fun. I'll never forget. So

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we've got that from France and oh, oh my goodness, something else from

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England snuck into this package. Oh
hollo gov na, Oh good day,

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Hollo hollo hollo, brother um a
violent crumb? Oh no, violet crumble.

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Huh so it's purple. Not well, the packaging is but a picture

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on the rappers anything, but it
looks like a rock wrapped in chocolate.

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I am afraid of this. No, thank you, governor. It's shiitver

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my timbers. Where's that? Yeah? Yeah, I feel like maybe that

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was too piratey? Was it racist? I don't. I don't know pirates

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a race. No, ever,
since I had that problem with the at

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the Olive Garden, I'm afraid I'm
accidentally racist. Oh I can understand your

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pain. Goodness gracious, okay,
can't. You can't open your mouth without

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stepping in a in a politically incorrect
pothole. It's so true. So that's

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everything we had. Wait a minute, what there's something at the bottom of

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this bag. Oh what ho ho
ho? Tabitha, Well, looks like

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Santa dropped a real stinky You will
log down our chimney hell who named Russell

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Stover? Stop it Russell Stover in
from England. I don't even know how

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he got in there. I swear
I think someone put it in there on

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purpose, just to make us crazy. What I thought? Is it?

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What is it? Well, it's
a Russell Stover red velvet Santa in dark

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chocolate. I can't begin to imagine
what that means. Is it cake or

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is it candy? Russell because they're
separate Russell Stover in in Europe. You

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know, I'm sorry. I've always
struggled with that because when I see it,

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it looks like you rope right.
I agree, you bro. I

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think this is just something that doesn't
have all the silly stickers that the other

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countries do. And it's just got
to face us. It's even got an

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American flag on it. Someone's just
funning with us, and body's Josh,

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and Danny's Josh, and Danny's Josh
and with us. Yeah, that's right,

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he is. Danny did. He
just didn't want that. He got

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it in stocking part of America is
freedom, and freedom means being free,

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and freedom isn't free. So I'm
gonna have to just well're gonna have to

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ate this later as a part of
this because I want back down. These

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colors don't run. No well well
put, well put. I haven't heard

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of that well put since I watched
the Glenbeck Show. M hmmm, all

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right, they take him off the
air. Well, I think he just

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moved to another network where the truth
is free. Let's start with Bassie Bassy.

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If this tasty, If this taste
like flesh, I'll be furious.

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BASSI backy if it gives them cancer
my mouth? Well, hear from him

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in the international courts enter po.
I have to find a law just like

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Mattlock. Oh oh oh maybe maybe
Jessica Fletcher couldn't oh the cost sober of

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the bassic cancer. I wouldn't even
mind getting mouth cancer if it meant I

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got to be in a cartroom with
Mattlock and Jessica Fleasher. How could you

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imagine what they look like? Little
nipples, Oh my goodness, because that

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little nipple, it looks like he
lit No wonder it's from Italy. Oh,

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they're just it's nipples galore for all. First, that's another topless it's

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a tornado from the Italy nipples glow, putting it in my mouth so I

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don't have to star Grope Grope Rome, Yeah, Grope Rome. Oh,

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the nipple was a nut. Mhm
mm hmm. Well, I gotta tell

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you, tab I was offended.
I was put off. But now the

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charm of an Italian man's handcrafted nipple
candy is working. It's predictable magic on

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me. The taste came to my
door and it was tall, dark and

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handsome, just like you'd expect.
Of course, I'll let you fix my

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shoes. I saw a quarter in
the fountain. A taste for this one.

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Oh my goodness, that was delicious, not bad. And the chocolate

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it's not leaving any waxy residue.
And I said it was dark chocolate too,

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right, I sure did. But
it tasted like milk. Didn't didn't

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taste too dark to me, Oh
my goodness, just like an Italian,

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Just like an Italian. Oh,
well, that's interesting. We're off to

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a good start. Tae. I'm
liking it so far. Didn't it didn't

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want any of these? Well,
interesting question. Danny wanted all of them.

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But I did pay for the movie, and he knows what's right is

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what's right. Well, good,
you're raising him right mm hmmm, even

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though he's your sister's son, it's
right. Well, it takes a village

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up next the Yorkie. Okay,
let's just get this thing opened up.

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I still got it my head.
It's a dog. I'm glad to see

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that. Universally, all candy rappers
have the same format. I was afraid

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to be a left handed opener or
something. They do drive. On the

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other side, they do all sorts
of things. Weird. M it's just

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little little pyramids of chocolate. Yeah, I think it might just be a

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chocolate bar. Well, time to
eat it. You're right, yep.

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M M. What an interesting flavor. It's soft, got a soft taste

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on the panet. I feel like
I was just dying a melting side of

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my mouth. I'm not gonna let
it. I'm just chewing. I don't

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want any part of its Anglo file
agenda. A little a little softer than

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a hershe bar. Yep. Once
again, the absence of a waxy aftertaste.

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M this is delicious. I don't
care who knows it, but I'm

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not a trader USA. First,
well, nicely done you okay, indeed,

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your dog is barking up the right
tree. That's right. Let's see

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what's next. Oh, guten togs, it's time for us to eat one

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of these little cookie hippos. I
am cookie hippo. I don't know about

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this better because it says cow.
Oh my gosh, did you look at

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the back of it? No,
oh, it's got colors. Let's see

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Mendestine's hout bar is sahe satan prey
gung. Well, it also says and

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gurviert old wise colon hydrate and fat
fat fat fat fat. Wonder what that

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means, don't know, bad fat
Well star wars probably means protein. I

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think it means Mandalorian bounty hunter.
All right, all right, Uh,

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it's got a little hippo face with
two hippo eyes and two hippo nostrils,

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and it's just hoping nothing bad's gonna
happen. It looks like a little caterpillar

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too. Sorry, little hippo head. I think you can kind of story

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almost. Don't drop it? All
right? You are you going? Are

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you going nose first or first?
Nose first? Right into them? Gaping

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my oblivion. I'll try. But
first, oh mmmmm, crunchy exterior.

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It's like it's like an ice cream
cone filled with a running edge. Smooth.

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It's smooth on the inside. It's
like a creamy chocolate vanilla. It's

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like a cadberry cream. It doesn't
make you want to punch yourself in the

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teeth because they fall out and die. Oh my word, Betty, uh

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huh m. Crunch and creamy.
I feel my faith in the German people

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being restored to by chew. Wow. Oh my goodness. M All those

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years of force feeding marbles to these
things just really made them squitchy, right,

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and they are so vicious. I
feel like we've hit three home runs

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in a row. This is this
is a little natzy. Now, I'll

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tell you, I'm gonna call a
little change of plans. I was gonna

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save Russell Stover for the end,
but after all these delicious candies, I

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don't want Russell Stover to be the
last lingering man in my mouth. That's

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probably a smart call. You're a
tactician, Betty, Well, you know

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what. This is not our first
rodeo, tam, So let's open this

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thing up and I well, Okay, so there's a Santa face on there?

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Is it a Santa Nope, just
looks like another horse pucky, just

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like he does it classic. Well, I guess he hires good artists then

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for his packaging, because he's sure
doesn't hire sculptors. Nope. All right,

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well this looks like I thought it'd
be cake. I don't know.

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It's like Plato and chocolate. You
know it, sure does. I'm just

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to eat it. Oh, it's
playto and chocolate, Betty, it's playto

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and chocolate. I'm nailed it.
You know what this is. It's cooked

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with red food coloring, oh,
covered by like the stuff to put your

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peppermint pant is in. Yeah,
you're right, it's like red cooking us

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in the back of my throat to
him, keep swallowing, trying. That

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was altogether unpleasant, unless unless you
want diabetes. If you want it,

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that's the best way to get it. If you want it, more power

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to you, I suppose. But
you're probably gonna check from the government.

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But that's true. You know what. Oh my goodness, well, USA,

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not today, but USA first.
Seriously, Oh Russell, why every

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damn time, Russell, I'm sorry, I'm swearing it's just I'm not even

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gonna say better. This is just
like that Hallmark movie that was based on

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the Lifetime movie that was shown on
the Oxygen network. Yeah, and recast

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on the Hallmark channel, exactly,
And I'll just keep going back to him

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over and oh, no matter how
bad he treats my mouth. Jingle,

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no the way that was what it
was called. Yeah, was it jingle

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some of the way or something like
that? Jingle? All right, jingle,

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all right? Up next back to
England for the violent crumball. Nope,

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but it just keeps getting me.
Violet, crumble, Violet. You

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know what it is? You watch
too much news. It says on the

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side. It's the way it shatters
that matters. Now, are you sure

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it's not violent? Then shatters?
I broke it in the Rappers shatters.

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You said it was a rock,
looked like a rock. It broke like

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a stick, Oh my goodness.
And it looks like a pumice stone wrapped

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in chocolate. You're right now.
I don't know if we have any British

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listeners, English listeners. What do
you call it? I don't even know

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what you call it? Hello,
God, nor but I'm snapping at night

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ain't getting nothing off. It's it's
keeping its cards close to its vest.

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Wow. You know what. From
the outside it looks like a fifth avenue.

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Yeah, but from the inside,
the inside, it's like the Cliffs

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of Dover. Oh, here's your
ride. I think. Let's say,

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Okay, what's happening. Let's just
melting away. Where's happening? Where's it

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going? In my mouth? It's
disappearing in my mouth. This is a

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mystery wrapped in chocolate. There's no
shattering to this. It's the way it

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disappears that matters. Is very crunchy, very cruntry. And then what would

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you say? The texture of it
is like it's like rice crispies that melt

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or like like it's like chocolate covered
cheetos that don't taste like cheese. Yeah,

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yeah, sugar cheetos. I keep
having to take bites to analyze it.

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Well, it's mysterious because it melts
away so fast and you're just left

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with the familiar chocolate. Yeah,
it's like a stick of chocolate that's left.

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There's some kind of coating on my
teeth. Now, yep. It's

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called an amnis your bar because two
seconds that you take a bite you can't

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remember what tasted like. This is
intriguing. My goodness, let me put

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my teeth, let me put my
tongue on it. Okay, that's enough.

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Tab it's burning like acid, Oh
my goodness, not on my tongue,

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but on the candy. It's not
bad, no, but it's so

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very foreign and unknown to me that
I can't relax with it in my mouth.

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What an enigma. Well, that's
a violet crumble for you. I

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suppose it's gone. It's gone.
I just ate it all and I can't

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even remember, right, it's that
was? Well that might defie description.

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I think it does, because I
can't describe it. All right, Well,

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let's just eat. Pushing on for
our last stop in Viva of France.

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Oh boy, I'll get have some
baggots, halves half some baggots.

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I want bread. All I want
to eat tonight is cheese and bread.

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All right? Oh, so it
seems just it's it won't come off the

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ramp. You know what this is? Euro taffy. You're right, you're

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right, because it's taffy with some
kind of nut in it. M Now,

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there's a pretty big bar here,
and I took off a couple of

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square inches, and I don't want
to us. I don't want to surprise

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you, but it's time to tap
Tabitha before you taste it. Betty.

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I'm gonna taste some of this,
but I think I'm gonna have to see

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that whole bargo in your mouth,
tab Betty, Betty, this is like

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four four by two inches. That's
right, it's a two by four of

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French flavor trying to build a forward
operating each head on me on my hot

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beach, up your tug. What
are you gonna germine it right out?

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No, Usa, Usa, I
don't know which access of my mouth to

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put it in. Well, here
we go, French Newga. Help you're

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allied with me on this one,
Betty, Oh my god, this is

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my d day. What taste like
nuts? It's like styrofoam pumpcorn. It's

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nuts held in a flavorless meatrix,
not the kind that no can defeat.

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Why would you choose this as the
tabitha temp Tabitha? Well, I didn't

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know it would taste like So it's
a bit of a gamble on both our

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parts, mostly yours like a dog. Honey bee honeybee kings like a dog.

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Well, I'm gonna I suppose it
pretty sweet because my teeth hurt,

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but all I tasted almonds in it. You're right. Oh, I'm about

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halfway through tab. Oh you can
have that. I don't thanks, I'll

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take that piece of wrapper off here. It just ran away from the bar.

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I mean, let's go chop chop. I mean, I'd hate for

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that to get reinforced. Boy,
you are real. It's like it's like

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listening to a horse chew, is
what I'm hearing from them mouth sounds really

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using them back teeth. Tell you
what, tab. In a show of

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friendly solidarity, I'm gonna eat another
one of these happy hippos. Come on.

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That's right. See, I'm your
friend. You are my friend.

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B four not after what bengo.
You know we don't mess around with that

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word. Oh, this hippo looks
like he's crying. The dirpiest hippo I've

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ever seen. He's the saddest hippo. Okay, when mister hippo, how

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come you're sad wow about it?
I'm thinking I'm afraid. I'm afraid them

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cola eating m h wow, mister
hipp how you might be on to something?

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You know? Good if you agree
not to eat, I'll give you

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the re wish it Wow, mister
hip how jumps on you because each of

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my wishes is for another by no, no, no, these are delicious

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no starring Batty Eversol is the voice
of the happy hippo. You could I

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get it happy is a misnomer.
Oh I disagree. I'm I'm just pickled

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tanks have the French. You're so
close, Just one more little norsel nugget

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to shove in there. You're gonna
do it. I don't think the French

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no, what candy is? I
don't think so either. They don't know

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what freedom is. You West say, you as say you as say,

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I already know this song so I
can clap along. You West say you

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Wes say, oh come on uncle, Why does it sound deaf? It

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just does. That's a hippo accent. They didn't paint any ears on him.

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Oh done? Oh you dead?
Hurrah? Oh my goodness. I

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will once again reiterate that this podcast
is not without its dangers, and no

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one puts themselves in the line of
fire more than Tabitha. That's right,

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especially when I'm jumping in front of
a busload of French blue nugatu nugat all

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right, Well, it's time to
time to rate to nine selections. Let's

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let's radom. Even mister Hutcheson's large
mouthed bath won't even get the taste of

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this out of my mouth. Well, bringing up the ignominious rear at the

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end of this forward moving military column, where all the latrines are and all

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the hookers and whatever else, I
don't know if they'd been put in the

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same place. I feel like they
would put everything you don't like in one

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spot. I don't know where to
stay away from. Yeah, but but

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military men and hookers is like peanut
butter and chocolate. Oh my goodness.

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I don't like hookers and chocolate being
in the same sentence. But I can't

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deny the logic of your what you're
saying. The point is the worst thing

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in the World's always from Russell Stover, and it's the first thing we're gonna

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talk about. The word I hate. It's like hookers and are you rapping?

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No, sounded like rap? Well, it's whatever this French Nuggets doing

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made me angry anyway, Russell Stover, So be prepared to ho ho hold

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your nose if you're gonna be tasting
anything by Russell Stover this post holiday season.

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That manure truck is all lit up. But hey, points for no

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coconut this time. Well by points, you mean no negative point. True.

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Oh I got murdered by only being
stabbed four times instead of five.

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Hallelu Yeah, I'm so like murdered
by being stabbed by a knife and not

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scissors. That was sarcasm. Up
next, Tabitha. I can't imagine you'll

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argue when I say then then no
get from France, no gut, Jennampa,

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no mercy. What I just blacked
out? Sometimes I worry about you.

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Well, it's just it's all the
sugar. It makes the brain operate

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fuzzy. Okay, more all the
story is the worst thing, Russell Stover.

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Second worst thing. Freah Jacca,
Frerah Jacca, Francia nooga. But

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that was and then the Yorkie Bar
Yorky I mean, don't get me wrong.

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It was a delicious, if surprisingly
soft, chocolate bar. Chocolate.

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What can you say but just chocolate? Yep. It made no mistakes,

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but it also didn't reach for that
brass ring of uniqueness. If you have

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a named like Yorkie, you should
be more like the breed, and you

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should be Tabitha. I don't know
how many times tell it's got nothing to

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do with the darned olg Well I
thought, I thought it just should be

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a little biting, a little yappy. Well, it could have used a

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little bit more bite to support its
bark. I can't argue with you there,

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Tabitha. Now up next, the
perfect polar opposite vilet crumble. That

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crumble, now gather around as I
tell a tale of Vicarith who flew too

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close to the sun and his crazy
flavor machine and was burned and left in

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a pile of That's only the chocolate
left another metaphor more fitting. I could

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not find Betty nor me, my
good friend, Tabitha, nor me.

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The violet crumble was a mystery wrapped
in a very familiar chocolate shell. Yes,

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yes, it was delicious somehow,
right. I wasn't mad. I

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was continually perplexed with each butt,
And there was a mystical spell sprung by

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it, because each butt made you
completely forget the previous bat. That's right,

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I could never remember what I was
tasting, and yet there was some

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kind of goo left on your teeth. Yeah, and my dentchers were just

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covered in some sort of ikid but
tasted cement. Perhaps it had a tang

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of honey. I just couldn't even
tell. Quote me on this, you

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know, honey nut, cheerios and
chocolate maybe, but the milk you just

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can't. There's no accounting forever.
It's probably fell to earth, presumably from

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space. And next we have the
seductive surprise of botching nipple candy bass oh,

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bassie, I mean a side.
At first I thought, well,

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this looks like a cherry cordial,
or maybe a particularly a robust Hershey kiss.

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And then we both when we took
the wrapper off, were shocked and

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offended by the dark chocolate nipple that
was presented. What what a dark,

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puffing nipple of taste? There was
no question what they had in mind,

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and it was only after some trepidation
and a brief calming exercise that I was

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able to put it in my mouth. Well, I was rewarded, that's

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right. It turns out the nipple
was just a nut on top of the

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mother chocolate gems. That always the
case, always the case. I should

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not have gotten so upset, but
it was dead last. Yes, I

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could have eaten it for days,
and I'm not a big dark chocolate fan.

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Didn't taste like dark chocolate. No, it says dark chocolate on the

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box, but it tasted like milk
chocolate to me, slightly dark chocolate.

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It could have been all dark and
chocolate. Could have been oh my god,

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like an Italian, like an Italian. It could have been lost in

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translation. Zi, Yeah, it
could have been a translational error. Chresto.

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Who's to say pasta baked zd ZD. That's a good one, cal

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though, well okay, and finally
our number one, and I'll tell you

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what. There were so many delicious
treats tonight, Tabitha. I was very

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pleased over all. No thanks to
you are sm but the king of candy

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is from our homeland of Germany.
I'm not actually German. I was always

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American. Okay. The Happy Hippo
from Kinder Happy Hippo made me happy me

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too. It was so delicious I
had to go back for seconds. I

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can only imagine what it does to
children. Oh my goodness, any child

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could easily be bribed or bought or
lured into a vehicle with that delicious candy.

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M The things you could do.
This was one of the most delicious

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combinations I have ever experienced in all
my time as candy chat. It might

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be an all time high scorer.
I agree with that it has country,

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it has creamy, it has chocolate
mmm, it has giblets, little Jimmy's

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on the outside. It's adorable.
It's adorable. There can tell a sec

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you can paste yourself or not.
Oh my goodness, I just couldn't have

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been more happy with the kinder happy
hippo. So well, thank you,

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Germany. Nicely done, Germany.
Tog good, good morning Germany. Mmm,

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hello Govnor Hello Kaiser. Well.
I can tell by the way my

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eyesight's dimming already that the blood sugar
is in my system and I don't have

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much longer till it's naptime, that's
right, So we're gonna throw another dollar

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or two. I'm lucky dog and
m just tell you, tell you that

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I'm Taba Hutchinson and I'm Betty ever
Saw. Thank you for John, and

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I'm spread kindy chap. God bless
and thank you. I hope that God

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blesses you in this happened new Year. I hope you had a good Christmas,

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a good Christian Christmas, and I
hope you have so many delicious tasty

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treats that he didn't pay full price
for. That's right. Don't forget your

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on my card because they won't do
it unless you haven't to have that card.

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There's just no way around him,
Lucky Dog to have it. Lucky

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Dog, I'm a Honeybee gal myself. Honey Bee Honeybeans speed Race Horses by Lucky Dog