Well, hello ho ho ho, y'all, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year,
New Year, and happy Candy Chat too. All. Hey, hi
ho ho ho ho ho ho. Hello, and I'm Daddy ever Saw and
I'm Tappa Hudson and welcome to another thrilling, mystery filled edition of Candy Chick.
What that's right, that's what you'll be asking, but not for too
long, I should hope. Well, I'm not too big on mistress unless
it's Jessica Fletcher involved. M If it's a murder, she wrote, then
I'm run and read it. You know, somebody pointed out once, but
if there is ever one person that was always present at that many murders,
that person should be in jail. And I told that person to kindly keep
their horrible opinions to themselves. Jessica Fletcher is a hero. She's a hero
of Kebot cove S. Shut It, Shut It, shut It, shut
it, because she can keep Main safe and the rest of the coast.
If she were able, I'd invite her to my tea party, even if
I knew that it inevitably would lead to the demise of one of my guests.
That's right, I'd invite her too. Because I know we'd get to
the bottom of it. And whoever did it was a bad seed to begin
with. Well, you know they would be m they sure would. Oh
well, let's enough talk about tea time murder. Because it's Christmas. It's
Christmas slightly thereafter, it's after. As we've made clear a number of times
too many, only a fool by candy before the holiday. Why do it?
Don't do it? M hmmm. There's too many delicious savings to heap
upon the delicious treats. That's right. And we just took a bite out
of savings of Pigla Dog this year. We sure did, unfortunately, owing
to the fact that I left the grocery bag on top of the car because
I was so busy staring at one of those jogging moms who doesn't seem to
care how tight or yoga pants are. M I forgot the cane hout and
not tight her sports bras he is. Oh my goodness, I was not
going to say that for the sake of decency, but I'm glad you did
too. I'm glad, I'm glad. I'm just so glad you brought I
wasn't going I'm glad you did, because it's just the truth, and the
truth needs to be said, except for her upper torso, which needs to
be needs to be locked down. But you left it on the car,
I sure did, And then I found it in an intersection four hours later,
mashed to a pulp into the asphalt, And yeah, I checked,
and no, it was not edible any longer. But I'm surprised it stayed
on that far me too. That's a lot of candy in that bag.
It was seriously hands a bit of a tear to mine. I thought I
would have heard it roll off the top of my buwick. Apparently he was.
It just weighted down until you took that sharp hairpin turn. And then
we played taps for it. Well, mister Hutchison knows how to play some
bugle, and he got out his old coronet and he and he he played
some taps. He had a candy funeral. Well I had to pay him
five dollars. I didn't tell you that. Oh my goodness. He didn't
want to play taps for falling candy. But for five dollars, he should
have played taps twice. He should have He should have done little damn taps
twice and get him to do taps more than once I wanted. I didn't
want to hear him the first. I couldn't even clap along. I can't
take a falling at once. But any hoodaly, hey, how well?
Oh so in sweeps. And I didn't have that five dollars to begin with
because I just went to bingo the lad the other no, oh my goodness.
And I tell you what, I was sure I was gonna win,
and I didn't. I got one number away from a coverall. Now I
have a question for you, Town, did you try paying off your husband
with an I owe you for a hug or a coupon for a BackRub.
I use those liberally, and I'm not even married. Mister Hutchison doesn't go
for that sort of stuff. He just he's just he's not creative enough for
something. He just doesn't. He doesn't play a long you know what I'm
saying. Well, he's always been a businessman first, and I suppose the
almaded dollar comes before everything, I guess, So excuse the tinge of bitterness
in my voice. Town. You know what he does. He takes that
money and he puts it in a pillow case, and he won't tell me
where he puts it because he's afraid I'm gonna go get it and I'm gonna
spend it on candy or Mogen David wine or something and of the like.
Because sometimes I get some very old barton, I get bourbon and I just
put it in some tea. But here he's old everything. He only thinks
that because of the last four times we found the pillowcase. I told him
I'm going to stop, and I will. It's like a treasure hunt.
Where's old man hutches in stash hell. We would have gotten away with it
if it weren't for your pesky husband. He switches it. He's got a
rotating schedule on it or something. He'll move it. He doesn't set alarms,
but sometimes an alarm goes off. I know what it's for. That's
his time to switch. He's a man consumed buy greed, like thoring oaken
shield trapped inside, drapped inside Arab, or hording his gold seeking the stone
of anking horned. What are you or KA? Sorry? I just lost
my elf? Well, anyway, did your nephew took you to see that?
Or rather you took him? I bed well, I took him,
but it turned out to be perfect, because Danny, much like the Eagles,
swooped into forth the second army of Orcs from garbage Town. Danny swooped
in with an emergency fix for candy chat. How so well, turns out
he bought a raffle ticket for the local high schools model you in and won
an entire selection of European candies that is intriguing and frightening. Exactly. I
said, well, you feel free to gamble your money away as much as
you want, but I low it's that on black liquorish. I don't like
luquish. I don't gamble, as you know. But I went to Bengo
the other night. I gotta tell you, I gambled my heart away.
Oh my goodness, who did you fall in lovely? No? Not literally
a number college cassa nova ad metaphor. I tell you what. Though,
I did spend a lot of money on pool tabs. Oh goodness, you
know you know those pool tabs. Absolutely, they are they just they are
the siren song. There's just fun to pull those tabs like a dog.
Did a win, did a win, did a win? Speed racer?
They got honeybees. I didn't win on a single one. Oh no,
not usually that's how you make your money. Honeybees is a winner, you
think so every time, But then they come around, you know, like
a dog, like a dog, And I said, I'll take too,
like a dog, and then I and then they're a dollar each. I
should have spent more than two dollars on hunting, and I probably shouldn't.
Yeah, like a dog just wasn't wasn't true to its name? Song?
I lie? Should they say lion dogs? Should about some honeybees? Didn't?
Didn't? Honeybees a winner? Honey Bees like a dog. Tabitha,
What say we try something extra Christmas crazy and talk about some candy? Well,
I guess, I guess I need you need to get me back on
the track here or something. So let's look over this very mysterious collection of
candies. What is all this? I'm so excited and I'm I'm just a
little bit scared. What's gonna happen? What? What? What do we
gotta here? Oh? Well, I hear they use real sugar, Oh
my goodness. And maybe cacao, no, thank you, just cocoa for
me? No cacao. So first of all, no, how first of
all, um from from Italy. Oh, Italy. I thought it'd be
spaghetti flavored. It's not. There's no silliness. Well, it's gotta be
chocolate covered pasta. It's chop. It's dark chocolate with hold and chop hazel
nuts. And it's called Backy, backy bacle. I'll tell you what.
I don't know. If I want to put backy in my mouth, I
know what that does to you. It'll give you cancer. It's not to
backy. It's just Italian bat. Oh wait a minute. Sometimes they pronounce
the sea differently. It's probably yeas bassy Bassie by a company called Perugina.
Oh my goodness, I did not mean that. I'm sure it's peru Gonna.
Oh my goodness, I am so embarrassed. There's I thought it wasn't.
At the end, it looks like a backwards are. I don't know.
I thought it was a wonderment called Bassie. Now I feel like it's
Russian or something. Any who. They look like super giant kisses or something.
That'll be fun to get to Bassie. I hope it doesn't taste like
fish me too. Oh that'd be the worst. I gotta tell you.
Even though it's free, I hate it when mister Hutchison, I'm trying to
preserve his anonymity. That's good because he didn't had the last time I said
his name on there he heard. He didn't listen to the show, but
he heard it in the background one day. But anyway, Bassie m I
hate it when he goes out and he catches some freshwater. Oh my good.
They just leave the guts wherever they want, like little have filled it.
They filled it in the kitchen and then they expect me to clean it
up. Anyways, it's all fishy and I just don't like it as much.
But it's free, so I don't say nothing, nor should you.
What's next? Up next from Jolly Old England? Really a yorkey? It's
a wait wait no, now listen. I understand there's cultural differences and all,
but I am not eating chocolate dog all right, dog flavored chocolate.
Oh my goodness, Tabitha, No, it's it's just called that. It's
like New York or Yorkshire pudding. Where'd you pull that one from? I've
been watching a lot of television and IBC America. I've not been paying attention
to what channel. Well, I bet it's BBC America, which I can't
watch because they've got that dreadful Gordon Ramsey on there all the time. What
also that that next Next Star Trek Star Trek Next. I don't watch that.
I didn't. I didn't want my fancy dishes peppered with obscenity. Thank
you, sir, Thank you sir. We're just saying what everybody's thinking.
I know it. He's thinking, he's filthy healthy. How do you make
the food with just you? Can't you wash your hands? That? Everybody
and says I want just word. I don't even know what he'd say say
to me either, though, Yorky a YORKI. Now, I'm gonna just
flip this over and see it's got all sorts of very very weird things on
it. Well it should be in English, right, I gotta tell you,
as far as I can tell, it's a chocolate bar. So I
guess we're just gonna have to hope for the best tab all right after that?
Oh gooden talg from Germany. There they pronounce it like it's ah Germany,
Germany. Well, I'm learning something every day. I'm glad you're around.
Hello. My name's Klaus and I'm German. Klaus. My my name's
Gunter. Hello Gunter. Hi, Okay, back to English. Now I've
got kinder happy hippos. Looks like a little tiny hippopotamus that just rolled around
in some coco jiblis. Oh that's cute. It's cute. I almost want
to eat it. I hope I don't choke on it. Well, I
am to understand that hippos run them up quite a bit, and so let's
hope it doesn't run them up in her mouth. And I think, I
think since the late seven these, the hungry, hungry hippos, have held
America in fear, and it's time for us to strike back. Oh that's
a good call, well well done. Kind kinder kinder kinder kinder like kindergarten,
like kindergarten for candy. So it's the child's candy. Yeah, I
guess that's okay. We can enjoy child's candies. Oh tab what oh la
la, it's some now gat with almonds and honey from France. France,
Ho ho ho. So we have some wine with the new Yeah, tam,
that's really good. I always dreamed of traveling and I never did.
Thank je cheese. Would you care for some more wine. That's really good.
Thank you, thank you, jeez, cheez cheese. I surrendered.
Oh I bet it. I got political. I'm sorry. I try not
to go on there. We're just having fun. I'll never forget. So
we've got that from France and oh, oh my goodness, something else from
England snuck into this package. Oh hollo gov na, Oh good day,
Hollo hollo hollo, brother um a violent crumb? Oh no, violet crumble.
Huh so it's purple. Not well, the packaging is but a picture
on the rappers anything, but it looks like a rock wrapped in chocolate.
I am afraid of this. No, thank you, governor. It's shiitver
my timbers. Where's that? Yeah? Yeah, I feel like maybe that
was too piratey? Was it racist? I don't. I don't know pirates
a race. No, ever, since I had that problem with the at
the Olive Garden, I'm afraid I'm accidentally racist. Oh I can understand your
pain. Goodness gracious, okay, can't. You can't open your mouth without
stepping in a in a politically incorrect pothole. It's so true. So that's
everything we had. Wait a minute, what there's something at the bottom of
this bag. Oh what ho ho ho? Tabitha, Well, looks like
Santa dropped a real stinky You will log down our chimney hell who named Russell
Stover? Stop it Russell Stover in from England. I don't even know how
he got in there. I swear I think someone put it in there on
purpose, just to make us crazy. What I thought? Is it?
What is it? Well, it's a Russell Stover red velvet Santa in dark
chocolate. I can't begin to imagine what that means. Is it cake or
is it candy? Russell because they're separate Russell Stover in in Europe. You
know, I'm sorry. I've always struggled with that because when I see it,
it looks like you rope right. I agree, you bro. I
think this is just something that doesn't have all the silly stickers that the other
countries do. And it's just got to face us. It's even got an
American flag on it. Someone's just funning with us, and body's Josh,
and Danny's Josh, and Danny's Josh and with us. Yeah, that's right,
he is. Danny did. He just didn't want that. He got
it in stocking part of America is freedom, and freedom means being free,
and freedom isn't free. So I'm gonna have to just well're gonna have to
ate this later as a part of this because I want back down. These
colors don't run. No well well put, well put. I haven't heard
of that well put since I watched the Glenbeck Show. M hmmm, all
right, they take him off the air. Well, I think he just
moved to another network where the truth is free. Let's start with Bassie Bassy.
If this tasty, If this taste like flesh, I'll be furious.
BASSI backy if it gives them cancer my mouth? Well, hear from him
in the international courts enter po. I have to find a law just like
Mattlock. Oh oh oh maybe maybe Jessica Fletcher couldn't oh the cost sober of
the bassic cancer. I wouldn't even mind getting mouth cancer if it meant I
got to be in a cartroom with Mattlock and Jessica Fleasher. How could you
imagine what they look like? Little nipples, Oh my goodness, because that
little nipple, it looks like he lit No wonder it's from Italy. Oh,
they're just it's nipples galore for all. First, that's another topless it's
a tornado from the Italy nipples glow, putting it in my mouth so I
don't have to star Grope Grope Rome, Yeah, Grope Rome. Oh,
the nipple was a nut. Mhm mm hmm. Well, I gotta tell
you, tab I was offended. I was put off. But now the
charm of an Italian man's handcrafted nipple candy is working. It's predictable magic on
me. The taste came to my door and it was tall, dark and
handsome, just like you'd expect. Of course, I'll let you fix my
shoes. I saw a quarter in the fountain. A taste for this one.
Oh my goodness, that was delicious, not bad. And the chocolate
it's not leaving any waxy residue. And I said it was dark chocolate too,
right, I sure did. But it tasted like milk. Didn't didn't
taste too dark to me, Oh my goodness, just like an Italian,
Just like an Italian. Oh, well, that's interesting. We're off to
a good start. Tae. I'm liking it so far. Didn't it didn't
want any of these? Well, interesting question. Danny wanted all of them.
But I did pay for the movie, and he knows what's right is
what's right. Well, good, you're raising him right mm hmmm, even
though he's your sister's son, it's right. Well, it takes a village
up next the Yorkie. Okay, let's just get this thing opened up.
I still got it my head. It's a dog. I'm glad to see
that. Universally, all candy rappers have the same format. I was afraid
to be a left handed opener or something. They do drive. On the
other side, they do all sorts of things. Weird. M it's just
little little pyramids of chocolate. Yeah, I think it might just be a
chocolate bar. Well, time to eat it. You're right, yep.
M M. What an interesting flavor. It's soft, got a soft taste
on the panet. I feel like I was just dying a melting side of
my mouth. I'm not gonna let it. I'm just chewing. I don't
want any part of its Anglo file agenda. A little a little softer than
a hershe bar. Yep. Once again, the absence of a waxy aftertaste.
M this is delicious. I don't care who knows it, but I'm
not a trader USA. First, well, nicely done you okay, indeed,
your dog is barking up the right tree. That's right. Let's see
what's next. Oh, guten togs, it's time for us to eat one
of these little cookie hippos. I am cookie hippo. I don't know about
this better because it says cow. Oh my gosh, did you look at
the back of it? No, oh, it's got colors. Let's see
Mendestine's hout bar is sahe satan prey gung. Well, it also says and
gurviert old wise colon hydrate and fat fat fat fat fat. Wonder what that
means, don't know, bad fat Well star wars probably means protein. I
think it means Mandalorian bounty hunter. All right, all right, Uh,
it's got a little hippo face with two hippo eyes and two hippo nostrils,
and it's just hoping nothing bad's gonna happen. It looks like a little caterpillar
too. Sorry, little hippo head. I think you can kind of story
almost. Don't drop it? All right? You are you going? Are
you going nose first or first? Nose first? Right into them? Gaping
my oblivion. I'll try. But first, oh mmmmm, crunchy exterior.
It's like it's like an ice cream cone filled with a running edge. Smooth.
It's smooth on the inside. It's like a creamy chocolate vanilla. It's
like a cadberry cream. It doesn't make you want to punch yourself in the
teeth because they fall out and die. Oh my word, Betty, uh
huh m. Crunch and creamy. I feel my faith in the German people
being restored to by chew. Wow. Oh my goodness. M All those
years of force feeding marbles to these things just really made them squitchy, right,
and they are so vicious. I feel like we've hit three home runs
in a row. This is this is a little natzy. Now, I'll
tell you, I'm gonna call a little change of plans. I was gonna
save Russell Stover for the end, but after all these delicious candies, I
don't want Russell Stover to be the last lingering man in my mouth. That's
probably a smart call. You're a tactician, Betty, Well, you know
what. This is not our first rodeo, tam, So let's open this
thing up and I well, Okay, so there's a Santa face on there?
Is it a Santa Nope, just looks like another horse pucky, just
like he does it classic. Well, I guess he hires good artists then
for his packaging, because he's sure doesn't hire sculptors. Nope. All right,
well this looks like I thought it'd be cake. I don't know.
It's like Plato and chocolate. You know it, sure does. I'm just
to eat it. Oh, it's playto and chocolate, Betty, it's playto
and chocolate. I'm nailed it. You know what this is. It's cooked
with red food coloring, oh, covered by like the stuff to put your
peppermint pant is in. Yeah, you're right, it's like red cooking us
in the back of my throat to him, keep swallowing, trying. That
was altogether unpleasant, unless unless you want diabetes. If you want it,
that's the best way to get it. If you want it, more power
to you, I suppose. But you're probably gonna check from the government.
But that's true. You know what. Oh my goodness, well, USA,
not today, but USA first. Seriously, Oh Russell, why every
damn time, Russell, I'm sorry, I'm swearing it's just I'm not even
gonna say better. This is just like that Hallmark movie that was based on
the Lifetime movie that was shown on the Oxygen network. Yeah, and recast
on the Hallmark channel, exactly, And I'll just keep going back to him
over and oh, no matter how bad he treats my mouth. Jingle,
no the way that was what it was called. Yeah, was it jingle
some of the way or something like that? Jingle? All right, jingle,
all right? Up next back to England for the violent crumball. Nope,
but it just keeps getting me. Violet, crumble, Violet. You
know what it is? You watch too much news. It says on the
side. It's the way it shatters that matters. Now, are you sure
it's not violent? Then shatters? I broke it in the Rappers shatters.
You said it was a rock, looked like a rock. It broke like
a stick, Oh my goodness. And it looks like a pumice stone wrapped
in chocolate. You're right now. I don't know if we have any British
listeners, English listeners. What do you call it? I don't even know
what you call it? Hello, God, nor but I'm snapping at night
ain't getting nothing off. It's it's keeping its cards close to its vest.
Wow. You know what. From the outside it looks like a fifth avenue.
Yeah, but from the inside, the inside, it's like the Cliffs
of Dover. Oh, here's your ride. I think. Let's say,
Okay, what's happening. Let's just melting away. Where's happening? Where's it
going? In my mouth? It's disappearing in my mouth. This is a
mystery wrapped in chocolate. There's no shattering to this. It's the way it
disappears that matters. Is very crunchy, very cruntry. And then what would
you say? The texture of it is like it's like rice crispies that melt
or like like it's like chocolate covered cheetos that don't taste like cheese. Yeah,
yeah, sugar cheetos. I keep having to take bites to analyze it.
Well, it's mysterious because it melts away so fast and you're just left
with the familiar chocolate. Yeah, it's like a stick of chocolate that's left.
There's some kind of coating on my teeth. Now, yep. It's
called an amnis your bar because two seconds that you take a bite you can't
remember what tasted like. This is intriguing. My goodness, let me put
my teeth, let me put my tongue on it. Okay, that's enough.
Tab it's burning like acid, Oh my goodness, not on my tongue,
but on the candy. It's not bad, no, but it's so
very foreign and unknown to me that I can't relax with it in my mouth.
What an enigma. Well, that's a violet crumble for you. I
suppose it's gone. It's gone. I just ate it all and I can't
even remember, right, it's that was? Well that might defie description.
I think it does, because I can't describe it. All right, Well,
let's just eat. Pushing on for our last stop in Viva of France.
Oh boy, I'll get have some baggots, halves half some baggots.
I want bread. All I want to eat tonight is cheese and bread.
All right? Oh, so it seems just it's it won't come off the
ramp. You know what this is? Euro taffy. You're right, you're
right, because it's taffy with some kind of nut in it. M Now,
there's a pretty big bar here, and I took off a couple of
square inches, and I don't want to us. I don't want to surprise
you, but it's time to tap Tabitha before you taste it. Betty.
I'm gonna taste some of this, but I think I'm gonna have to see
that whole bargo in your mouth, tab Betty, Betty, this is like
four four by two inches. That's right, it's a two by four of
French flavor trying to build a forward operating each head on me on my hot
beach, up your tug. What are you gonna germine it right out?
No, Usa, Usa, I don't know which access of my mouth to
put it in. Well, here we go, French Newga. Help you're
allied with me on this one, Betty, Oh my god, this is
my d day. What taste like nuts? It's like styrofoam pumpcorn. It's
nuts held in a flavorless meatrix, not the kind that no can defeat.
Why would you choose this as the tabitha temp Tabitha? Well, I didn't
know it would taste like So it's a bit of a gamble on both our
parts, mostly yours like a dog. Honey bee honeybee kings like a dog.
Well, I'm gonna I suppose it pretty sweet because my teeth hurt,
but all I tasted almonds in it. You're right. Oh, I'm about
halfway through tab. Oh you can have that. I don't thanks, I'll
take that piece of wrapper off here. It just ran away from the bar.
I mean, let's go chop chop. I mean, I'd hate for
that to get reinforced. Boy, you are real. It's like it's like
listening to a horse chew, is what I'm hearing from them mouth sounds really
using them back teeth. Tell you what, tab. In a show of
friendly solidarity, I'm gonna eat another one of these happy hippos. Come on.
That's right. See, I'm your friend. You are my friend.
B four not after what bengo. You know we don't mess around with that
word. Oh, this hippo looks like he's crying. The dirpiest hippo I've
ever seen. He's the saddest hippo. Okay, when mister hippo, how
come you're sad wow about it? I'm thinking I'm afraid. I'm afraid them
cola eating m h wow, mister hipp how you might be on to something?
You know? Good if you agree not to eat, I'll give you
the re wish it Wow, mister hip how jumps on you because each of
my wishes is for another by no, no, no, these are delicious
no starring Batty Eversol is the voice of the happy hippo. You could I
get it happy is a misnomer. Oh I disagree. I'm I'm just pickled
tanks have the French. You're so close, Just one more little norsel nugget
to shove in there. You're gonna do it. I don't think the French
no, what candy is? I don't think so either. They don't know
what freedom is. You West say, you as say you as say,
I already know this song so I can clap along. You West say you
Wes say, oh come on uncle, Why does it sound deaf? It
just does. That's a hippo accent. They didn't paint any ears on him.
Oh done? Oh you dead? Hurrah? Oh my goodness. I
will once again reiterate that this podcast is not without its dangers, and no
one puts themselves in the line of fire more than Tabitha. That's right,
especially when I'm jumping in front of a busload of French blue nugatu nugat all
right, Well, it's time to time to rate to nine selections. Let's
let's radom. Even mister Hutcheson's large mouthed bath won't even get the taste of
this out of my mouth. Well, bringing up the ignominious rear at the
end of this forward moving military column, where all the latrines are and all
the hookers and whatever else, I don't know if they'd been put in the
same place. I feel like they would put everything you don't like in one
spot. I don't know where to stay away from. Yeah, but but
military men and hookers is like peanut butter and chocolate. Oh my goodness.
I don't like hookers and chocolate being in the same sentence. But I can't
deny the logic of your what you're saying. The point is the worst thing
in the World's always from Russell Stover, and it's the first thing we're gonna
talk about. The word I hate. It's like hookers and are you rapping?
No, sounded like rap? Well, it's whatever this French Nuggets doing
made me angry anyway, Russell Stover, So be prepared to ho ho hold
your nose if you're gonna be tasting anything by Russell Stover this post holiday season.
That manure truck is all lit up. But hey, points for no
coconut this time. Well by points, you mean no negative point. True.
Oh I got murdered by only being stabbed four times instead of five.
Hallelu Yeah, I'm so like murdered by being stabbed by a knife and not
scissors. That was sarcasm. Up next, Tabitha. I can't imagine you'll
argue when I say then then no get from France, no gut, Jennampa,
no mercy. What I just blacked out? Sometimes I worry about you.
Well, it's just it's all the sugar. It makes the brain operate
fuzzy. Okay, more all the story is the worst thing, Russell Stover.
Second worst thing. Freah Jacca, Frerah Jacca, Francia nooga. But
that was and then the Yorkie Bar Yorky I mean, don't get me wrong.
It was a delicious, if surprisingly soft, chocolate bar. Chocolate.
What can you say but just chocolate? Yep. It made no mistakes,
but it also didn't reach for that brass ring of uniqueness. If you have
a named like Yorkie, you should be more like the breed, and you
should be Tabitha. I don't know how many times tell it's got nothing to
do with the darned olg Well I thought, I thought it just should be
a little biting, a little yappy. Well, it could have used a
little bit more bite to support its bark. I can't argue with you there,
Tabitha. Now up next, the perfect polar opposite vilet crumble. That
crumble, now gather around as I tell a tale of Vicarith who flew too
close to the sun and his crazy flavor machine and was burned and left in
a pile of That's only the chocolate left another metaphor more fitting. I could
not find Betty nor me, my good friend, Tabitha, nor me.
The violet crumble was a mystery wrapped in a very familiar chocolate shell. Yes,
yes, it was delicious somehow, right. I wasn't mad. I
was continually perplexed with each butt, And there was a mystical spell sprung by
it, because each butt made you completely forget the previous bat. That's right,
I could never remember what I was tasting, and yet there was some
kind of goo left on your teeth. Yeah, and my dentchers were just
covered in some sort of ikid but tasted cement. Perhaps it had a tang
of honey. I just couldn't even tell. Quote me on this, you
know, honey nut, cheerios and chocolate maybe, but the milk you just
can't. There's no accounting forever. It's probably fell to earth, presumably from
space. And next we have the seductive surprise of botching nipple candy bass oh,
bassie, I mean a side. At first I thought, well,
this looks like a cherry cordial, or maybe a particularly a robust Hershey kiss.
And then we both when we took the wrapper off, were shocked and
offended by the dark chocolate nipple that was presented. What what a dark,
puffing nipple of taste? There was no question what they had in mind,
and it was only after some trepidation and a brief calming exercise that I was
able to put it in my mouth. Well, I was rewarded, that's
right. It turns out the nipple was just a nut on top of the
mother chocolate gems. That always the case, always the case. I should
not have gotten so upset, but it was dead last. Yes, I
could have eaten it for days, and I'm not a big dark chocolate fan.
Didn't taste like dark chocolate. No, it says dark chocolate on the
box, but it tasted like milk chocolate to me, slightly dark chocolate.
It could have been all dark and chocolate. Could have been oh my god,
like an Italian, like an Italian. It could have been lost in
translation. Zi, Yeah, it could have been a translational error. Chresto.
Who's to say pasta baked zd ZD. That's a good one, cal
though, well okay, and finally our number one, and I'll tell you
what. There were so many delicious treats tonight, Tabitha. I was very
pleased over all. No thanks to you are sm but the king of candy
is from our homeland of Germany. I'm not actually German. I was always
American. Okay. The Happy Hippo from Kinder Happy Hippo made me happy me
too. It was so delicious I had to go back for seconds. I
can only imagine what it does to children. Oh my goodness, any child
could easily be bribed or bought or lured into a vehicle with that delicious candy.
M The things you could do. This was one of the most delicious
combinations I have ever experienced in all my time as candy chat. It might
be an all time high scorer. I agree with that it has country,
it has creamy, it has chocolate mmm, it has giblets, little Jimmy's
on the outside. It's adorable. It's adorable. There can tell a sec
you can paste yourself or not. Oh my goodness, I just couldn't have
been more happy with the kinder happy hippo. So well, thank you,
Germany. Nicely done, Germany. Tog good, good morning Germany. Mmm,
hello Govnor Hello Kaiser. Well. I can tell by the way my
eyesight's dimming already that the blood sugar is in my system and I don't have
much longer till it's naptime, that's right, So we're gonna throw another dollar
or two. I'm lucky dog and m just tell you, tell you that
I'm Taba Hutchinson and I'm Betty ever Saw. Thank you for John, and
I'm spread kindy chap. God bless and thank you. I hope that God
blesses you in this happened new Year. I hope you had a good Christmas,
a good Christian Christmas, and I hope you have so many delicious tasty
treats that he didn't pay full price for. That's right. Don't forget your
on my card because they won't do it unless you haven't to have that card.
There's just no way around him, Lucky Dog to have it. Lucky
Dog, I'm a Honeybee gal myself. Honey Bee Honeybeans speed Race Horses by Lucky Dog