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Dad's on day. We would like
to draw your attention to the fact that

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the following content is made up of
humorous adult material and is intended for immature

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not easily triggered audience. You have
been warned. Hey Jordan, Yes,

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yes, sir, did you hear
about the red and blue ships that collided?

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All the sailors were marooned? H
I hate it so much, but

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it's colorful. I love it so
much, so much. So all right,

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I don't know where to go from
there. So Dad's and Dake,

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well, so one fifty, I'm
known. I'm done. It was good

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last last week, having having the
stoneback for that episode. It was fun.

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Family feud Dad feud in person was
different, was different. And then

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and then the worst part was,
like we had talked about, was he

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most of the time made up the
list because he took out answers that he

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didn't think would legitimately get answered.
And then we gave those answers every time,

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every time, And and then it
made more sense when he said that,

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because I'm like, there was multiple
times where we would say something and

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he'd be like, no, it's
not on the list, and it's like

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that, you son of a bitch
that should be on the list, and

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then he would say shit like,
huh that would be that would be really

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good on the list. Yeah,
yeah, that's something that probably should be

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on the list. You'd hear that
a lot too, and it's like,

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what's because it fucking was. Yeah, it was on the list and you

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tried to get smart. That's what
you get for getting smart. Yeah.

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But yeah, it was a blast
having him on. I can't wait for

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him to be able to come back
down or us to go up there and

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do some more, because every time
we get together, we're gonna have to

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record with them because it's fun.
I know the people miss him, and

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I definitely, I definitely think that
that we talked about doing Calabunga Bay.

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Excuse me, I think we should
take the recorder to Calabunga Bay and maybe

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do some like random dad interviews.
Yeah, just of random people, because

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you know, I'm not freak to
talk to anybody, So we can do

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some random dad interviews at Cawabunca Bay
of random dads that we see suffering in

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the heat. Just just find a
dad and be like, hey, we're

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recording a dad podcast, come talk
to us. That'd be pretty fun.

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Yeah, and just like get like
hours of material and then have to like

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whittle it down and maybe multiple episodes
be fun. Throw it on Patreon would

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be a good idea. I was
also thinking would be fun is if when

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you and I go golfing, because
we've been golfing a decent amount, we're

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going to continue to golf mo right
is to take take these and somehow set

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up set up our our boom stands
on the car. So there would be

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a lot of editing that would have
to go on because we'd have to cut

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down when we're not near the cart. Yeah, but then the conversation getting

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in the cart, And could you
imagine if we did that last week when

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we took your son, oh,
my daughter, the conversations that they had

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in the cart while we weren't present, Yeah, true, yeah, yeah.

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I felt bad for Brendan and his
life flashed before his eyes as my

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daughter fucking plowed at him with the
golf cart like hit the bank. I'm

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just like, she's not gonna do
it. She's not gonna make it.

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She's not gonna make she's not gonna
make it. And then I think we

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were on like after he had already
left we were on whole seven and she

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has like fifteen feet between the front
of her cart and a tree, like

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there's no way you could hit this
tree, and she still comes within inches

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tree but she's ten. Yeah,
so she was excited, she was happy.

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It was a good experience for her. And you notice how at the

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beginning she started off real skittish and
she's like, I don't want to drive,

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I don't want to drive, and
then by the end she's like I'm

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doing let's go. Yeah. Yeah, And she wanted to drive into the

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fucking clubhouse and I was like,
no, no, no, yeah,

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actually you said it first. You're
like, I don't think that's a good

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idea. Yeah, pretty close.
I did say, I'm like, you

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probably shouldn't drive going up to the
clubhouse. Yeah. Well, I mean

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Kingman's pretty relaxed. But but just
in case once they see her a couple

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of times, then maybe true true, Yeah, but no, it's it's

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it's good ship. Uh. And
like spoiler alert, We've we've been golfing,

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and we're going to continue to golf
and I mean maybe you can talk

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about you know, like what you
recently got here in a minute, but

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we are going to Uh, we're
gonna do this whole episode golf themed episode

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four four, I think last week, So we'll happen to dad week right

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now. Because so we hung out
last weekend. We went golfing, and

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it was comical because we were on
Whole four and so to describe to you

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people out there, Whole four is
next to Interstate forty and the tea box,

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depending on which tea box you're playing
from, is elevated. The further

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back you are, the higher elevated
it is above the fairway. So I

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never hit driver on this hole because
it's a it is a short hole.

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It's only like it's like three twenty
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we don't play from black unless we
unless we choose to, we play from

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gold, which is the next one
back in front of black and or for

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the tips for the pro golfers,
that would be black, right. So

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I usually always use my three wood, So I'm like, I'm gonna use

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my three wood last week, and
I piped the shit out of this ball,

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but it just it doesn't slice,
but it fades right because I already

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hit it a little bit right,
ye, and it hits the hill and

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lands in the fairway of whole four. Yes, I'm sorry, yeah,

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hole four. Did I say we're
on whole five? So on whole five

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we're on. So my ball lands
on a whole four, use your driver

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and you land like two feet behind
my ball on like literally. Yeah.

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So we go over to the ball
and I'm like, I'm looking, and

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I'm like, we're kind of lined
up with one hundred and fifty pen but

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now we're gonna be downhill, hitting
uphill. Because we have hills between us

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and the green where our balls are
at, you cannot actually see the flag.

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You can't see the green. So
I go up to a hill with

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my range finder and it says like
one sixty five yes, and I'm like,

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says one sixty five to the flag. So roughly was called one seventy

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because we're hitting downhill and we're about
five yards away from where I measured maybe

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ten yards, and I just drill
that fucking ball. And I was so

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mad because I had changed clubs.
Yeah, and if I not change clubs,

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I would have been pretty much online
with the pin, yeah, but

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I probably wouldn't have hit it that
good. No, never, never,

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Yeah. And then what was funny
is that the whole four the one before

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that. Yes, we had people
still in front of us at that moment.

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Yes, they had been in front
of us the entire time up to

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that point, like going slow to
correct sweet last time. It was miserable

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to sit there behind them. Yep. And I hit one. It was

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my second shot, and I hit
over the green and didn't just didn't say

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a fucking word. And the lady
was standing maybe fifteen feet from where that

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ball landed, and it didn't land
it went over the green, and it

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could have very well hit a rock
and just ricocheted right into her. It

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could have hit her. It could
have just hit her dead on, because

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where you grabbed your ball from could
not have been more than ten feet from

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her. It was about six and
the six and a half seven feet,

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Like it was close, yeah,
because you were walking up there. I'm

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like, what the fuck are you
doing? And then I see her point

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to her right and I'm like,
no shit, your ball literally went up

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because she was standing there while we
made our shot. Yep. Like,

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it wasn't like she just got to
that spot. She was standing there while

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we shot to get onto the green. Yeah, watching us. Yeah,

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yeah, Yeah, And I hit
I hit. I didn't see your shot,

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so I didn't know where it went. You were over on the other

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side with Elias at that point where
I hit yeah, we live while he

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was hitting the whole four. I
would have I would have died if I

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had have seen, like looked up
and watched her just fall forward, like

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the like the happy billboard, the
lady in the house. Oh my god,

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Well, how was how was your
week? It was really good?

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You know, it was uh,
work is okay, the home life is

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okay. I had a funny little
moment. Grayson was having a hard time.

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He was over with Cass and he
was bored. So Cas hit me

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up and she was like, hey, Grayson's bored. I don't know what

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to do with him. He wants
to come to your house because he misses

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you. Blah blah blah, Right, Mike, Well fine, send him

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over right. I get off work
at this time, so he's he's actually

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here before me. He's hanging out
with my mom. I come in the

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door. He's super happy to see
me, gives me a big old hug.

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He's like, can we play Fortnite
together? I was like, you

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know what, fuck it? Why
not? I got some time let's go.

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Let's go play Fortnite. So keep
in mind I haven't touched an Xbox

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controller in months, I mean months. Yeah, I also don't like Fortnite.

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I hit the building aspect of it. I'm not good at it.

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I'm terrible. I am hot trash. I can the PvP aspect of it.

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I'm fine if it's just shooting.
It's the building, it's the build,

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just not good enough. My brain
doesn't work for it. So anyway,

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so we get going, right,
and he's getting frustrated because he's getting

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he's getting killed quick. I'm holding
my own. The first time, I

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think we got seventeenth, the second
time we got twenty something, and then

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the third time. However, we're
going and he now is learning to stay

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close to me instead of just go
off and do his own thing. Right

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right, However, he is still
barking out orders to tell me what to

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do and where to go. So
I'm like, all right, like we

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can manage this because he's staying close. So I'll just continue to listen.

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Right, So we keep going and
going. Next thing, you know,

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we're in top five, and I'm
like, all right, we can do

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this, Like we can we can
get this vict. We can get this

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vict, all right? That sounds
good. I get fucking shotgun from behind

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because I'm not paying attention to somewhere
about what he's doing. He turns around,

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it gets to him and one other
guy and he gets killed instantly,

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Like at the second is the second
this dude finds him? He's done,

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right. He turns and looks at
me, and he goes, we would

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have done better if you would have
listened more. I shit you not.

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I fucking grabbed the controller off the
ground because it was at that time I

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just put it down. I was
watching him right right. I picked the

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controller up. I shut the fucking
Xbox off. I was like, yeah,

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how about that? I thought you
and I got up and I walked

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away. He's like, hey,
where are you going? I was like,

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you talk to me like that again
playing any kind of video game,

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dude, and I will never play
with you again. Yeah? Ever,

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Yeah, I don't care. He's
like, I got us to where we

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were and then you died. Yeah, and it was it was like seven

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kills to one. A little fuck
her. So it happens. Now,

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cut to cut to last night.
He was still over here. I tell

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castle, I'm like Hey, I
got a lot of stuff going on tonight,

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like taking back for tonight, spend
some time with him, like the

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whole he wants to spend time with
me. Thing isn't happening. I've got

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two softball games, I've got shit. I gotta like focus on. I'm

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not gonna be spending any time with
him. It's so take the time to

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spend with him. This is your
week. So I send him back to

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Cassie's. They go over to her
friend's house. Her friend happens to live

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behind the house that his Like now, I guess best friend Avery lives at

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so they see each other. He
gets all excited they're hanging out. This

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kid hyper extends his knee. Not
not my son, the other kid hyper

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extends his knee. Grayson shows an
just astronomical amount of compassion for this kid.

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Sits by him, waits by him
until someone comes gets in mice like

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literally helps him get back over the
wall because there's a brick wall that the

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kid climbed over to get over to
that house. And then they put a

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ladder up so he can get back
right like they this Grayson just showed amount

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of compassion for this kid. Wanted
to go into his house and check on

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him, and like it was just
it was sweet to hear that my son

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was kind when he's not kind to
me. Maybe maybe he got abducted the

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night before and it's really not your
son anymore, hope not. Could you

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imagine though, like on a real
quick note, like we won't dive too

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deep into this one, but could
you imagine if that was the case,

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Like he's your son's body, but
now he's an alien but your but now

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there's an alien somewhere with your son
inside that alien and there are light years

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away, and that they're like,
what the fuck? Who do we steal?

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Yeah, this guy's fucking retarded.
Yeah he could tell me everything about

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fucking dinosaurs, but he can't spell
his name to save his life. We

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could have made it to this planet
if you'd have listened to me. That's

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good, ship, Yep, it
was good. My son is in full

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work mode now and he loves it. He actually I knew he would.

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He was kind of kicking his feet
at first about the job thing. But

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he loves it. He's all about
it. And when this week, this

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whole week, he's at this Centennial
pool, which is closest to us.

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So if it's during the daytime,
because he sometimes he has to work nighttime

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for a party, but during the
daytime he rides his bike and then so

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that way, you know, he
could just ride down and ride home when

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he's done. And the awkward part
was he'd come home and said something about

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how they get paid and it's on
this like debit card if they with it,

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if they don't have an account.
So I'm like, okay, I'll

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open an account for him because I
know like they have, like through Chase,

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they have like the kid's account,
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oh, I can do this on
my phone. Perfect. Then come

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to find out the account I opened
for him, you can't do direct deposit.

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It has to go into my account
and then I have to transfer it

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to his account. But I can't
do direct deposit for him because it's his

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name on the check mine. So
his first paycheck is supposed to be this

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week. So then we have to
go into the bank with two forms of

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ID so he can cash out of
the debit card, put the money in

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my account so I can transfer to
his account, and then we have to

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try and change his account to a
high school account and then he'll be able

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to do direct deposit and stuff like
that. But it's just like this fucking

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fandango of bullshit and there's no fucking
bankers in the bank, so you have

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to set up an appointment. I
looked. The next appointment I can get

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is next Saturday at like twelve.
There's two spots. There's like an eleven

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thirty and a twelve thirty, and
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week and a half after that.
You know what's crazy, And I'm like,

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I fucking hate this shit. Soon, you know what's gonna happen.

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The bank tellers are all gonna be
AI yeah, pretty much. It's gonna

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be a hologram AI yeah pretty much
that you go in and talk to yeah

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yeah, or you don't even go
in. It's just outside. Like they're

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gonna be individual stalls, individual ATMs
that pop up and you come into this

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secure little room. You know,
it's gonna be like back to the future

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when when he goes to order a
pepsi and it's Michael Jackson and Ronald Reagan

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and they on a TV taking your
order. Yeah, pretty much. That

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sounds accurate, but it's just frustrating
because it's like like make it fucking easy,

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you know, but I can't open
I can't open a high school account

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on my phone because it requires signatures
and IDs, and it's like, oh

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my god, it's just like I
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So it's just like, just open
the fucking account. That's the government they

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want, they want it. The
banks are owned by the government. The

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government wants. I also don't want
them just running around with a debit card

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with his money on it and having
no clue how much is on it,

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and like it's you know, I
have him have the account. I downloaded

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the app form on his phone so
he could manage and look at what he

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has and like, Okay, this
is what's going to go into your spending.

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The rest of this goes into your
savings, and teach him good habits

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and shit like that, because I
was never really taught any of that shit

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with a bank account ever. So
like I literally just got it and spent

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it. Next thing, I know, I'm like, how am I overdrawn?

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Yeah? You know, it's like
but whatever, my mom tried,

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my mom and dad tried to teach
well, my mom tried to teach me.

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My dad tried to teach me how
to deal with an allowance because my

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dad knew. Like my dad knew, he wasn't great with with money.

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He was he was good with math, and he knew how to he didn't

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know how to save. But if
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he just I don't know, it's
something was different with him. It wasn't

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a normal jew right. But my
mom, on the other hand, my

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mom was very good at budgeting and
saving money. So my mom always gave

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my dad a weekly allowance and she'd
be like, okay, here, you

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know, here, Billy, you
have one hundred dollars, do whatever you

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want. And my dad could make
that one hundred dollars, He could turn

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that hundred dollars into more. He
was great at turning that hundred dollars into

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more, but he was never great
at not spending that more. Right,

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right, right, So so my
mom taught me. My mom taught me

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how to budget and manage money.
I just the second I got a taste

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of how to spend it. It
was just a difference, especially when you

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have extra. Yeah, you know. I always had extra, yeah,

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because I was always doing extra.
But even now, like in our lives,

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now and like having good jobs and
making good money and having you know,

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we don't necessarily live paycheck to paycheck. Yeah, so there's times there's

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like, well I want it.
I'm just gonna buy it sometimes because I

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have it. Well, that's what
I just did with my recent purchase,

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which was a brand new golf club
set. Yeah, I was like fuck

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it. And I was about,
like, it is close when you sent

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me the Wedet the wet the iron
set for the king Kobra iron set,

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and they're like seven hundred dollars off
because it's like a close out from like

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two years ago, but they're brand
new, and I'm like, oh,

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but I didn't. I didn't.
I'm like, oh wait, my irons

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are only like three years old and
I do fine with them. So and

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I actually almost went with that that
iron set and then just kept some of

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the other pieces that I already had. Yeah, but I was like fuck,

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but then I still need a bag, like the like the whole the

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whole purpose that started me looking for
a brand new set was that I needed

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a bag. My bag is trash. My irons have a bunch of chips

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in them, but I could probably
make them work for a couple more years,

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but you probably added some more chips
last weekend a little bit. There's

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a couple, a couple of terrible
holes. Yeah, yeah, what happens,

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you know. But I'm excited.
They're shiny, they're new, they're

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cowaways, you know, they're they're
they're good. Yeah, I'm excited.

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I'm excited to get out and I
know we have plans to go out this

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weekend and play, so I'm excited
about that, you know, I I

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get excited. There's two things I
get really excited about, especially now that

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I'm getting back into golf after taking
like a year and a half off.

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I get excited about golf, and
I get excited about sex. Absolutely.

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I mean, and I like to
see if you can correlate to two.

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Here, you suck next shit,
I'll bet you could suck a golf ball

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through a garden hope. Well,
I am positive that some of the females

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on this list that we're about to
go over can absolutely suck a golf ball

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through a guarden hose. Okay,
yeah, and I guess we'll do that

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for sure. I got excited because
you're looking at the list. Yeah,

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that's a preview for later we're gonna
do uh so in a change of pace.

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We've done this with other things before, but we're gonna do things that

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you can say in golf and in
bed. Yes, so I'll go first

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while you pull up your lift list
lift lift. Yeah, I hope it

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doesn't bother you. But my shaft
is bent. Mm hmmm mm hmmm.

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I like it. Uh, just
a heads up, I'm slightly curved to

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the right. What a divot?
Jesus fuck it. Wronghole still counts well.

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We add one, so it looks
like a three something today. That

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one's good. All right, Hey, you can drive. I just got

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a new record for the lowest strokess. Oh my god, let me see

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I can get to my list.
Hold one. I've been here long enough

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time for the explosion shot. I'll
go along with that. One. Looks

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like I'm in the water hazard.
Heyky, you grab my wood. Oh

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shit, my ball's in the wrong
hole. God damn. That's good.

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I like it. This looks a
little tight. I'm gonna have to wedge

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it. You do better if you
just adjusted your grip. I do better

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in the rough. So what hole
do we start on? I like that

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one. I like that that would
be a good shirt, Like, that

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would be a great shirt. Yeah, a little polo with it on the

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back or something like right in the
pocket. Yeah, it's just a bunch

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of dildo's shirt. Yeah with the
micro pictures. Yeah, so you can't

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tell until you're right, until you're
right, Yeah, that would be good.

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I don't know why I keep missing
the hole. I'm normally better at

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this. I'm in the same regards. Oops, wrong hole. Nice between

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the four of us, who has
the best ball? Mmm? I like

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that one. I like that one. This turf is trimmed really nice,

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finished in three strokes. Jealous ship
ship, I'm in the mud again.

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Oh no, fuck, I thought
it was just gonna be the two of

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us. What is Carl doing here? Solid? Solid, I'm fresh out

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now I got what we're I'm not. And as I can't see the hole

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and there's dog leg, you know, I think I saw that on the

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list I was looking at for something
because I had most of mine already done

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and I felt like I needed some
more, and so I found a couple

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of different lists and I saw that
one, and I was like, that's

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good. But I'm like, eh, I'm glad you still brought it.

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That's good stuff, all right.
If you guys got any funny ones,

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feel free to jump on our Facebook
page and throw them out there. Just

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throw them out there with no explanation
whatsoever. Just throw out the phrase and

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we will know, and we will
know. We will know that you listen

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to this first of all, and
then maybe you start a trend and maybe

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maybe if one catches our fancy,
like maybe if there's one really good one

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out there that we love, maybe
we'll shoot you like a shirt or something.

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Maybe I actually before we shoot them, I sure, I actually,

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Oh, the King Lebar, we
should load trumpets at some point on our

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stream deck here. But I owe
Lebar a massive package. So he knows

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it. He knows it, he
knows it's coming. So yeah, he's

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gonna get a massive package from the
NOME. So all right, well because

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f F comes after right right,
Welcome to our world for those listening out

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there, which is everyone. I
was just silently holding my nose trying not

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to cry and laugh at the same
time. All right, So it's been

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a while. I heard the boys
over at Channel D. You wanna want

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to cut in and do a little
news break for us, breaking news news

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for you. I got some bad
news for you. Welcome back to Channel

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D News. I'm your host,
Squirt mud Bottom joining me later. Somebody

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on the streets and storm a blown
with a weather update. It is the

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season for golf, and we've heard
of violent altercations on the golf course throughout

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the years, but this one particularly
is grizzly. According to Channeldy News,

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a golfer bit off another man's finger
in Massachusetts. The fight happened at Souther's

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Marsh Golf Club in Plymouth on Friday. Neither of the men hasn't been identified

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yet, but the report says a
forty seven year old man was arrested and

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charged with mayhem. The incident reportedly
happened late in the day and left one

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man with his thumb bitting off to
his knuckle. Talk about a fucking divot.

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Let's go to the streets. What
do we got going on in the

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streets or the course or the links
or whatever. Hey, so you mean

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to tell me that some motherfucker came
out there it was biting fingers. I

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know who that is. Yeah,
that's jolly, Yeah, Charlie knuckles.

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He takes it down to the knuckle
every time you don't want to fuck with

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that guy, so for some reason
he doesn't like when he gets pointed at.

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It's kind of weird, you know. They say Jimmy Hoffa was the

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same way. That motherfucker didn't like
you and pointed at either till somebody you

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know, pointed him in the direction
at Georgia. You know, there's a

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rumor day he's underneath the golf course
in Georgia. You know that. Yeah,

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it's pretty crazy. I cannot confirm
nor deny that my cousin may or

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may not have had somebody who may
or may not have been affiliated with the

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golf course that we may or may
not be speaking about, you know what

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I mean. But on the streets
this week, it's kind of fucking crazy

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because you know, there's not really
anything going on. It's kind of weird.

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There's the fucking Las Vegas nights.
There's some shit. They're out there

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fucking stuff up. I hear that
they're about to fucking blow this to nothing

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lead but who knows, we'll see. Thank you Bally for that wonderful update.

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I guess you could say fuck the
Golden Knights, and also that Hoppa

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must be a master at his hiding
spot storm. I here, you need

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a weather update for us? I
damn straight, motherfucker did you say hide

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and seek? Shit? My winger
been playing hide and seek for the last

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couple of days. You guys talk
about golf. It's kind of funny because

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Missus Johnson's cousin was over hitting golf
balls down at the pond and dumb sung

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bitch has such a bad slice he
hooked it over through my fucking trailer window.

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I was laying there, master baiting
to the golf's hot is twenty five

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female golfers list, and it fucking
hit me riding with dick dude. Fuck

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shit, man, I haven't seen
that sum bitching forever. The fuckers started

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off cool because it got all purple
and stuff and like started swelling his bucket,

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but it didn't last long, and
then it got like little gopher and

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went inside this hole. I thought
I turned into one of them, uh

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trans transmissions, what the fuck would
call? I don't know. I'm not

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woke, but you know, Uh, it has hot, man, fucking

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hot, I did. It's getting
hotter. They say some mom soons are

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coming, but I'm not really fucking
sure because I don't see him I just

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I might go talk to Lefty Larry
that is down the street, asking him

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do a rain dance for me or
something. He wears one of them headrests

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head head what is it called.
I don't know, man. He said

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he's a shaman. Shaman jump some
shit like that. But anyway, back

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to you, thank you. Storm. Rumors have spread around the break room

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that missus Johnson could suck a golf
ball through a hose. We could either

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confirm nor deny that report in our
last story. The last few days there

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have been incidents of wild animals getting
a little too close for comfort on the

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golf course. A bear was spotted
at the h Smith Richardson golf Course in

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Connecticut. Remember, folks, when
your ball lands and bear shit, play

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it as it lies. For channelty
News, I'm your host. Scored mud

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bottom for poly and Storm. We'll
catch you next time. So fake news,

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fake news. You are fake news. It's all fake news, fake

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news. It's phony stuff. It
didn't happen. It's all fake news.

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00:28:18.359 --> 00:28:19.720
It's good to hear the boys back. It's been a while since we've had

409
00:28:19.920 --> 00:28:25.759
the boys from Channel D stop by
and hang out. It was It's fun,

410
00:28:25.920 --> 00:28:26.920
you know, I will say,
I do. I do think that's

411
00:28:26.920 --> 00:28:32.839
a good theory about you know,
Jimmy Offfa. I wonder if we're ever

412
00:28:32.880 --> 00:28:36.599
gonna find him, or you think
maybe we did find him and they just

413
00:28:36.839 --> 00:28:40.759
didn't want to say nothing. Mm
hmm, you know what I mean.

414
00:28:41.920 --> 00:28:45.440
I wonder how deep that conspiracy goes. That's one conspiracy theory. You don't

415
00:28:45.440 --> 00:28:48.319
hear too much about it anymore,
No, you really don't, You really

416
00:28:48.400 --> 00:28:51.480
don't. I do really wonder though, with all the like, speaking of

417
00:28:51.559 --> 00:28:55.640
mob shit, as Lake Mead continues
to drop, will they continue to find

418
00:28:55.680 --> 00:28:59.599
bodies? We found quite a few. Yeah, and there's a lot that

419
00:28:59.759 --> 00:29:02.359
was that actually a very deep lake
for being a man made lakes. There's

420
00:29:02.400 --> 00:29:06.480
still room to go. Oh absolutely, there's still some parts. And I

421
00:29:07.039 --> 00:29:11.920
hope that this doesn't shin anybody away
from the severity of the lake depleting.

422
00:29:12.279 --> 00:29:15.240
But there are still some parts that
are like one hundred feet deep, right,

423
00:29:15.680 --> 00:29:18.400
a little bit more? Yeah,
yeah, yeah, Well I remember

424
00:29:18.480 --> 00:29:23.279
at the end of high school,
my girlfriend at the time, her parents,

425
00:29:23.440 --> 00:29:29.039
and myself and her went to like
the northern part of the lake.

426
00:29:29.200 --> 00:29:33.640
They had already dried up because there
was an entire town Obviously nobody was in

427
00:29:33.680 --> 00:29:37.319
the town when they covered it because
they had evacuated when they were going to

428
00:29:37.400 --> 00:29:40.880
make the lake. But there was
an entire town that was underneath the lake.

429
00:29:40.960 --> 00:29:45.279
So you could see the like borders
of structures and like there was some

430
00:29:45.359 --> 00:29:48.880
buildings of brick that were still intact, like not big buildings, just like

431
00:29:48.920 --> 00:29:52.160
small pieces left. But it was
really cool and kind of eerie to walk

432
00:29:52.200 --> 00:29:56.720
through that area. And you know, that was shit twenty years ago now,

433
00:29:56.920 --> 00:30:03.599
so now they're probably condominiums. It's
true, that's true. They were

434
00:30:03.599 --> 00:30:10.960
built with a lakeside view and now
the lake is two miles away. Well,

435
00:30:10.960 --> 00:30:14.880
so we were gonna do something.
We were gonna do a little fuck

436
00:30:14.960 --> 00:30:18.279
Mary kill, but we're gonna do
it with a twist. Yes, so

437
00:30:18.319 --> 00:30:30.359
stupid. Oh you're touching n ding
ding dong, you sexy bitches. So

438
00:30:30.319 --> 00:30:37.039
we found an article the top twenty
five hottest female golfers of twenty twenty three,

439
00:30:37.599 --> 00:30:40.640
and the website for anybody curious that
wants to find this, it's the

440
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Athletic build dot com and you can
just go on there and you can go

441
00:30:45.839 --> 00:30:49.559
to Google and do Athletic Build top
twenty five hottest female golfers and this list

442
00:30:49.599 --> 00:30:55.920
will pop up. So instead of
creating different trios, we're gonna go through

443
00:30:55.920 --> 00:30:59.559
all twenty five and we're gonna say
if we're gonna fuck Mary or kill yep.

444
00:31:00.079 --> 00:31:03.640
So let's start off with number twenty
five here. Her name is Carly

445
00:31:03.960 --> 00:31:08.680
Booth. She she's a Scottish pro
golfer. At the age of seventeen,

446
00:31:08.720 --> 00:31:12.920
she became the youngest scott ever to
qualify for the Ladies European Tour. Her

447
00:31:12.960 --> 00:31:19.799
most recent win was back in twenty
nineteen. So what do you got on

448
00:31:19.839 --> 00:31:27.240
her? I'm gonna fuck her.
I can't kill her because she looks too

449
00:31:27.240 --> 00:31:32.480
sweet. M I can't marry her
because I don't think she's old enough to

450
00:31:32.519 --> 00:31:36.880
marry, but just over the age
to fuck because she's not. She wasn't.

451
00:31:36.880 --> 00:31:38.559
She's not seventeen now. She was
seventeen in twenty nineteen. We're not

452
00:31:38.559 --> 00:31:42.240
bowling at Christina Ricci again. Yeah, all right, well there was caveats

453
00:31:42.240 --> 00:31:45.440
to that. Don't you fucking don't
do that to me, Ricky Bobby.

454
00:31:45.640 --> 00:31:48.279
That's true, that's true. I'm
gonna choose Mary because she is she is

455
00:31:48.359 --> 00:31:52.640
young, okay, but she's old
enough to marry and she's got some good

456
00:31:52.720 --> 00:31:55.519
years left on the bod all right, fair enough to be able to because

457
00:31:55.559 --> 00:31:56.839
he's married, he's getting a fuck
her a lot. Yeah, So I'm

458
00:31:56.839 --> 00:32:00.640
gonna I'm gonna go with Mary on
that one. Number two four, don't

459
00:32:00.640 --> 00:32:06.680
know how she made it above Carly
Booth, Natalie Gulbis. Yeah, she

460
00:32:06.839 --> 00:32:10.559
looks like she looks like she could
be I'm gonna killer. Yeah, and

461
00:32:10.559 --> 00:32:15.240
I'm gonna make a fucking leather bag
out of her because she looks like she's

462
00:32:15.279 --> 00:32:16.920
been tanning her entire life. Like, don't get me wrong, she got

463
00:32:16.920 --> 00:32:21.079
a nice rack on her and her
body's not terrible, but she looks leathery.

464
00:32:21.720 --> 00:32:23.440
Yeah, I'm not a fan of
that. She looks like John Daly's

465
00:32:23.440 --> 00:32:28.759
played through her several times, like
a lot. I'm gonna I'm gonna go

466
00:32:28.839 --> 00:32:34.440
with kill on this one. Yeah. Number twenty three Sidney Michaels. She's

467
00:32:34.480 --> 00:32:39.000
an American golfer who has been playing
the on the LPGA Tour since twenty twelve.

468
00:32:40.519 --> 00:32:45.039
Yeah, she kind of reminds me. She gives me like Sidney Crawford

469
00:32:45.279 --> 00:32:50.400
kind of vibes a little bit,
but she's a little skinny for my taste,

470
00:32:50.920 --> 00:32:54.640
only because she doesn't. She doesn't
look healthy. That one rib's kind

471
00:32:54.640 --> 00:32:59.519
of popping out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'd still fuck her.

472
00:33:00.079 --> 00:33:01.440
I'd go with a one Night's dann
I'm gonna choose the fuck on this one.

473
00:33:01.480 --> 00:33:04.440
Yeah. I don't think I could
marry her because it seems like we

474
00:33:04.440 --> 00:33:07.319
would have a lot of difference of
opinions in the way we lived our life.

475
00:33:07.440 --> 00:33:13.160
Yeah. Yeah. Number twenty two
Paula Kreamer Mary. I'd marry this

476
00:33:13.200 --> 00:33:15.559
young lady right now. She's an
American golfer who has won twelve tournaments,

477
00:33:15.599 --> 00:33:24.440
including ten LPGA Tour events. Uh. You know something something she's got.

478
00:33:24.559 --> 00:33:28.480
She's got a sadistic smile that I
don't know that about the marrying. So

479
00:33:28.519 --> 00:33:30.759
I'm gonna choose the fuck on this
one. She looks crazy as fuck.

480
00:33:30.759 --> 00:33:34.240
I'd marry her. That's yep.
Okay, it tracks, trust me.

481
00:33:34.480 --> 00:33:37.000
Let's go to number twenty one.
Courtney Harder. Courtney Harder is a golfer

482
00:33:37.039 --> 00:33:45.720
from Clearwater, Florida, and she's
on the LPGA uh Symmetra Tour. Okay,

483
00:33:45.920 --> 00:33:51.519
Yeah, and she's also played on
the Ladies European Tour. Uh.

484
00:33:51.559 --> 00:33:53.680
I'm gonna kill her because she's from
Florida. Have you heard the latest news

485
00:33:53.680 --> 00:33:58.079
about Florida. This, this little
bit of news makes me want to do

486
00:33:58.079 --> 00:34:00.160
an entire episode about the crazy shit
that goes on in Florida. But they

487
00:34:00.200 --> 00:34:04.480
have just passed a bill where they
are going to take they're going to take

488
00:34:04.599 --> 00:34:09.599
nuclear waste and put it on their
roads. They're going to construct roads with

489
00:34:10.159 --> 00:34:16.719
nuclear waist. That sounds about right
for Florida. She's dying, Okay,

490
00:34:16.760 --> 00:34:21.119
I'm gonna fuck her because she's from
Florida. She's crazy as shit. She's

491
00:34:21.159 --> 00:34:25.639
got this nice complexion. I don't
know if she's uh, she's a good

492
00:34:25.639 --> 00:34:30.840
smile. Yeah, I don't know
that she's that. She's would be termed

493
00:34:30.880 --> 00:34:35.360
African American. I don't think so. But she's got this great complexion and

494
00:34:35.760 --> 00:34:37.960
nice smile. So I'll take I'll
take the hit and take her one night.

495
00:34:37.960 --> 00:34:40.960
She looks some europe She looks like
some European, even though it says

496
00:34:40.960 --> 00:34:45.599
that she's American, but she looks
she looks like she's got European in her.

497
00:34:45.679 --> 00:34:52.360
Okay number twenty Veronica Philip Bert.
She is from Venezuela and she turned

498
00:34:52.360 --> 00:34:58.559
pro in twenty twelve, and she
has six top ten finishes? Can she

499
00:34:58.599 --> 00:35:02.199
finish you? She has got toxic
written all over her. She looks like

500
00:35:02.280 --> 00:35:08.159
she this picture looks like she divorced
Phil Mickelson and took half his money.

501
00:35:08.360 --> 00:35:12.000
I'm killing her. I'm killing her
as well, and then I'm gonna keep

502
00:35:12.000 --> 00:35:14.480
whatever how she's in. It might
be a hotel, but I don't know.

503
00:35:15.599 --> 00:35:22.840
Number nineteen Natalie Gilson. She is
next on our list of hottest female

504
00:35:22.880 --> 00:35:27.559
golfers. Aali is easily one of
the coolest girls on this list. Why

505
00:35:28.039 --> 00:35:30.840
because she likes to work out,
loves dogs, drinks, and she also

506
00:35:31.199 --> 00:35:35.440
is a pro golfer. Why the
fuck would she not be on this list?

507
00:35:35.480 --> 00:35:37.880
Then? This list is about golfers. How the fuck do you add

508
00:35:37.920 --> 00:35:44.239
that to her bio? I don't
know, but she looks like a good

509
00:35:44.239 --> 00:35:47.199
time but not not a merry time. So I'm gonna choose fuck on this

510
00:35:47.239 --> 00:35:52.239
one. I'm gonna fuck her and
then turn around and substitute her in for

511
00:35:52.280 --> 00:35:55.400
the next one and fuck her again. She looks like she's a great lay,

512
00:35:57.000 --> 00:36:04.840
okay. Number eighteen Kathleen Ecki American
on this She's another American. She's

513
00:36:04.880 --> 00:36:08.840
from Cleveland and she turned pro back
in two thousand and nine. She's probably

514
00:36:08.880 --> 00:36:14.519
a Lebron Lebron fan, So I'm
definitely not marrying her, but I will

515
00:36:14.519 --> 00:36:19.840
fuck her. She's pretty, she
looks like she could. I don't.

516
00:36:19.840 --> 00:36:22.679
I'm gonnachoose marry on this one.
You think you're gonna marry her? Yeah?

517
00:36:22.760 --> 00:36:25.480
Yeah, yeah, I mean she
is getting really friendly with that club.

518
00:36:25.679 --> 00:36:30.480
Yeah. So yeah, maybe I'll
change my mind and marry her.

519
00:36:30.079 --> 00:36:32.519
I can deal with it. She
can like Lebron. Yeah, you can

520
00:36:32.559 --> 00:36:38.239
fix that. Yeah. Number seventeen
Valeria Ochoa. Whatever she wants me to

521
00:36:38.280 --> 00:36:45.400
do. She teaches golf in South
Florida. Yeah, but she is cradling

522
00:36:45.440 --> 00:36:49.280
the balls in the picture. There's
something about her eyes. I don't like

523
00:36:49.559 --> 00:36:53.679
her entire face. I'm killing her
and I'm killing her. Yeah, she's

524
00:36:53.719 --> 00:36:59.400
got a gorgeous body. I will
say that. Number sixteen Demi runas Mary.

525
00:37:00.280 --> 00:37:04.199
She's Asian. She's gonna treat you
fucking right. She's gonna boss you

526
00:37:04.239 --> 00:37:08.639
around like motherfucker, but she's gonna
treat you right, Mary. Uh yeah,

527
00:37:08.719 --> 00:37:13.320
Mary for sure. Because her hobbies
include yoga, baking, and working

528
00:37:13.320 --> 00:37:15.800
out. You had me at yoga, yep, you had me at all

529
00:37:15.960 --> 00:37:22.039
it. Yeah. Yeah. Uh. Number fifteen Jessica Korda. She has

530
00:37:22.239 --> 00:37:30.039
five LPGA wins to her credit thus
far. She's a daughter of pro tennis

531
00:37:30.039 --> 00:37:36.079
players Peter Korda and Regina. Can't
pronounce that last name, and her sister

532
00:37:36.159 --> 00:37:42.119
is also on the LPGA. Yeah, that's a weird like Russian. It's

533
00:37:42.159 --> 00:37:46.639
a Russian name. Ah, something's
off with her. She looks like a

534
00:37:46.679 --> 00:37:50.400
good one night time. Yeah,
I'm gonna choose the one night buck.

535
00:37:50.639 --> 00:37:54.599
Yeah. Yeah, I think a
killer. I'm a killer, all right.

536
00:37:54.599 --> 00:38:00.000
Next number fourteen Nikky Garrett, Australian
pro golfer and she qualified for the

537
00:38:00.079 --> 00:38:07.159
Ladies European back in two thousand and
six. This list is these women are

538
00:38:07.159 --> 00:38:10.119
supposed to get hotter from here.
There's some Yeah, for sure, she's

539
00:38:10.159 --> 00:38:14.639
pretty smoking. She's pretty smoking.
She does not beat number one. I

540
00:38:14.639 --> 00:38:17.679
can tell you that fair enough.
Uh. I'm just gonna go with the

541
00:38:17.719 --> 00:38:22.519
one nighter on her. M Yeah, she doesn't look like she'd be faithful.

542
00:38:23.159 --> 00:38:27.639
She looks like she'd be a hard
time, no offense. I know

543
00:38:27.679 --> 00:38:32.280
what you're picking on. The next
one a number thirteen Charmila Nicolott. She's

544
00:38:32.320 --> 00:38:42.559
an Indo French pro golfer from India. She's six foot one. Death by

545
00:38:42.599 --> 00:38:45.800
Snooze tou sign me up. Yeah, I'd fuck her, couldn't marry her,

546
00:38:45.960 --> 00:38:50.880
don't want to kill her. I
don't know. I think that's yeah.

547
00:38:50.960 --> 00:38:52.079
I'm not gonna go into that.
That was gonna get kind of weird.

548
00:38:52.119 --> 00:38:57.639
Nearbyd fuck her. Number twelve bellin
Mazo. She's a Spanish golfer who

549
00:38:57.639 --> 00:39:02.960
plays on the LPGA Tour as well
as the Ladies European Tour. Can't figure

550
00:39:02.960 --> 00:39:06.760
out what she wants. Huh,
she doesn't really appeal to me. I'm

551
00:39:06.760 --> 00:39:08.159
gonna kill her. Yeah, I'm
gonna kill her too. She's too wishy

552
00:39:08.239 --> 00:39:14.119
washy. Figure it out. Pick
your lane. Number eleven Melissa Reid hails

553
00:39:14.119 --> 00:39:16.440
from England and plays on the Ladies
European Tour. She turned pro back in

554
00:39:16.440 --> 00:39:20.159
two thousand and eight. Melissa,
no offense. She kind of looked like

555
00:39:20.199 --> 00:39:22.079
a dude, not what I'm into
killing you. I'm gonna go with the

556
00:39:22.119 --> 00:39:28.360
same number. Ten. Holy shit, Sophie Horn, my fucking horn.

557
00:39:28.480 --> 00:39:31.079
Jesus Christ. I marry her.
Yep. Yeah, she's a Mary.

558
00:39:31.239 --> 00:39:34.880
There's nothing. There's nothing else to
say about that. Please, if you're

559
00:39:34.920 --> 00:39:37.920
listening to this and yeah, you
have not checked out this list, please

560
00:39:37.320 --> 00:39:42.199
check out this list once again.
The Athletic build dot Com. Number nine

561
00:39:42.320 --> 00:39:51.159
Maria Virchua Nova. She's a Russian
golfer. She also set a course record

562
00:39:51.199 --> 00:39:53.239
during the Rio Olympics with a sixty
two. Wow. Good for you.

563
00:39:53.400 --> 00:40:00.559
She's about to make me go six' to two. I'm a killer though.

564
00:40:00.960 --> 00:40:05.239
I'm gonna killer too. She's got
long ass legs. Yeah. Lily

565
00:40:05.480 --> 00:40:15.280
Mooney he Asian Chinese pro golfer who
plays on the LPGA Tour. Mary Asian.

566
00:40:15.840 --> 00:40:17.400
Now one night with this one a
one night? I can see it.

567
00:40:17.599 --> 00:40:24.519
Yeah. Lexi Thompson. Number seven
Jesus Christ, how does she not

568
00:40:24.599 --> 00:40:30.599
look so? So? Her top
half is looking great, but then the

569
00:40:30.639 --> 00:40:34.639
bottom half just goes I'm killing,
yeah, killing her? How you golf

570
00:40:34.679 --> 00:40:38.800
with that look? She doesn't look
natural? Yeah. Number six is a

571
00:40:38.880 --> 00:40:45.719
fairly well known female name for sure, Michelle Wee. She has one major

572
00:40:45.760 --> 00:40:49.280
and several other tournaments over the years, and has endured controversy for playing in

573
00:40:49.320 --> 00:40:53.840
the men's tournament, but hasn't done
so since two thousand and eight. She

574
00:40:53.920 --> 00:40:58.360
looks like a great mom. I
own to marry her. That's funny.

575
00:40:58.400 --> 00:41:01.360
She looks like she can beat my
ass. So you're going to well,

576
00:41:01.360 --> 00:41:05.440
she's Asian, I'm still married.
Okay, you're marrying all Asians, all

577
00:41:05.480 --> 00:41:12.400
Asians. Yeah, okay. Number
five Beatrice riccari Uranus iran Uranus. Yeah,

578
00:41:12.440 --> 00:41:15.480
we're doing it in the ass,
in the ass. I'll suck her.

579
00:41:15.599 --> 00:41:19.280
She does. I can't again.
She she does look young in this

580
00:41:19.320 --> 00:41:25.199
picture. Her face. She she
has very young features. She's huge tits.

581
00:41:25.320 --> 00:41:31.440
She has huge tits because those are
that's a swinging motion picture, so

582
00:41:31.480 --> 00:41:36.440
those are shifted all the way over
across your body and they're still big.

583
00:41:37.119 --> 00:41:42.840
All right, you're ready for number
four. Lucy Robson. She's a British

584
00:41:42.840 --> 00:41:47.719
golfer. She also falls under the
category of Instagram model who golfs. Look

585
00:41:47.760 --> 00:41:52.360
how thick her bottom happens. I'm
taking that out for one night because you

586
00:41:52.360 --> 00:41:58.519
put kids in that, it's only
gonna get thicker. She she looks like

587
00:41:58.559 --> 00:42:01.400
the type of woman, but she
looks like the type of woman that once

588
00:42:01.440 --> 00:42:07.280
you do marry her, it's all
downhill, Like the attitude changes, the

589
00:42:07.360 --> 00:42:10.320
sex goes away, like, yeah, you're taking her for one night.

590
00:42:10.400 --> 00:42:13.679
Yeah you're not killing her, You're
you're doing a one night stroll on this.

591
00:42:14.039 --> 00:42:17.559
Yes. Number three Cheyenne Woods,
Wow and get my woods going.

592
00:42:19.480 --> 00:42:22.199
She is the niece of Tiger Woods, so golfing is obviously in her jeans,

593
00:42:22.440 --> 00:42:27.639
and so am I I would marry
her. She looks like she knows

594
00:42:27.719 --> 00:42:31.559
how to manage a house. Yeah, one percent, dude. She looks

595
00:42:32.079 --> 00:42:37.199
she looks faithful, she looks horny. She's related to Tiger Woods. She

596
00:42:37.199 --> 00:42:40.079
looks like she could cook, like
she looks like she she just looks like

597
00:42:40.119 --> 00:42:45.840
she could manage a whole household,
like like being her husband would be easy.

598
00:42:45.880 --> 00:42:51.360
I think, yeah, okay.
Number two Blair O'Neil. She's a

599
00:42:51.360 --> 00:42:53.360
pro golfer, model, golf channel
host, and is the winner of the

600
00:42:53.360 --> 00:42:59.280
golf reality show Big Break Dominican Republic. I'm gonna kill her. She looks

601
00:42:59.280 --> 00:43:02.440
like a lazy fuck and I definitely
don't want to marry her. I'm just

602
00:43:02.440 --> 00:43:06.119
gonna choose the one night stand on
here. I think she's still good enough

603
00:43:06.119 --> 00:43:10.559
for that. Number one the Kude
Gras of All Women's Golfer page spearnak so

604
00:43:10.760 --> 00:43:15.280
good. They put three pictures yep. Oh yeah. If you will go

605
00:43:15.320 --> 00:43:20.199
watch videos of the anybody Listening dome
later, go watch videos of her golfing.

606
00:43:20.559 --> 00:43:23.199
She is by far one of the
hottest females on the planet. Not

607
00:43:23.280 --> 00:43:27.679
only is she number one on this
list, she also came in first place

608
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on their fifty Hottest female athletes of
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com. You know what's weird and
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pictures of her with more clothes on
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a bikini. Yeah, I get
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he one hundred percent. Oh,
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like this that's willing to wear the
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she's doing with that high ponytail.
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pop in that m Yeah, I
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that was good. I like that. Maybe next time we'll do the top

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twenty five hottest men golfers. I'm
down, Okay, Well what was next

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Come join us. We're doing some
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released soon, maybe even before this
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in the talks of doing something special
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want to announce it on here.
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on the Patreon Extra Dose episodes,
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So come join us for or the
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dollars tier. If you just want
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corner, wank in it to our
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our discord chats. Actually, it's
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the discords we're in it have been
quiet lately. But what's fun about ours

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is that there are other podcasts that
are involved in ours that give you a

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good variety of some other stuff like
absolutely music, porn yet food yep,

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so yep, yeah, yeah yeah. The group, the group we roll

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with for podcasts that are in that
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Is a good group, good mixture. Check them all out his dad's on

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day cub so one fifty catch next
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