It's a downbeat on ninety seven to one for free or either mass singer truthers
or out and they have a they've got a dingu in their sight. My
god, Danny has made the mistake. It's like talking smack about Taylor or
Beyonce. Oh really, they're jumping his bone? What's the hive comes?
That's fine? Guess what? These are people I probably never want to hang
out with anyway. Well, that's not very nice, is it? We
need everyone, Danny. Hey, if you're not pissing somebody off, you're
doing radio wrong, right guys? Yeah, okay, that's you. Ain't
You ain't popping? I guess said, I tell myself when that one guy
tweets me, are you clapping back at your haters lately? Who is it
that Asian doll? Asian doll claps back at hater? So the headline on
was that BSO or TMZ Probably BSO? I would imagine. Let's see what
BSO has got because good good headlines in all caps and all caps always.
We're gonna remind everyone that we start at six am. We can get fresh
content like this. Mike, Oh, you don't have a BSO headline?
Ready? No, sorry, I'm trying. Not only do we start at
six am so you can start your morning routine, showering, brushing your teeth,
getting dressed, feeding the dog, making your coffee, whatever it is
you do, whores, bath, You listen to us in your car on
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oh, what are you doing? You know, laughing at how ahead
of the game I am here at the job site, sir, laughing at
how much I'm crushing this quarter's numbers. Yeah, laughing at how I'm running
circles around everyone else in this office. Yeah, what are you doing?
Boss? What do you do on? Or just bring up something funny or
interesting that you heard today here on the downbeat And she used that to win
him over. Yeah, you know exactly. BSO is all over this Jada
Pinkett will Smith evolution that apparently has had a hell of a week. Yeah,
because she wrote a book. I kind of thought Kate TMZ would keep
me abreast of this, but he hasn't really been. We had had time
for it. There's been so much stuff. But yes, the idea that
they Jada says in her book that they actually separated in twenty sixteen and she
was surprised when he referred to her as his wife when he was yelling at
the Well, then why is this idiot? They're slapping somebody for someone they're
separated from. I don't know much in this world, but one of the
things I do know is that Jada Pinkett Smith is a liar. Okay,
She's saying this to clear her name from any negative backlash that she took from
people who were saying Will did that to get her back because Will would be
in trouble at home if he didn't defend her honor. And she's taken a
little blowback through all of it. So I get this book. And so
if you were the child of Jada and Will and they got a divvy,
you would you would move in with Will. You would choose team Will.
Yes, I would choose whatever team Will I was on, because she's the
most talented one in that family. What's the kids that the kids n Jayden
All right, because so she is also trying to make it well. She's
also trying not to make it look as bad that she had sex with one
of Jaden's friends. Oh she did. Yeah, that's where all that was
the entanglement that happened like a young a young boy that she publicly told the
world about. She didn't have to. I mean, it probably would have
got out either way. But she did not have to host her own show
and have will on to discuss her entanglement with her son's friend. She did
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T. Dinghu and Sourroyd back in the studio about that. Thank you
out there working. That is good effort there one Dingo's Morning News employee out
in the field. Yeah, our sales department, Good morning guys. Hey,
can we sign a petition to have Castillanos removed from from the World series
if the Ringers make it. Otherwise I'm gonna have to my life insurance policy.
He hit another bomb yesterday or a couple of days ago, and you
know what was happening in the world. It's just kind of scary. That
is true. That's true, potential world war brewing. We can't have Nick
Castellanos anywhere near the batter's box, can we? That really matters? Good
God, I'm not like where. Look, it is a dream to beat
the Astros in advance, but I am keeping one eye on the showdown with
Nick. Yeah, we're gonna have to deal with you're sleeping with one eye
open. Yeah, I could my life insurance. I could see a scenario
where they do break in other quick Israel has retaliated and Duran has now involved
a quick thirty second report on the ground from someone near a shelter. Yeah,
all right, chaos, It is pure chaos. It is a tragic
that is one of the worst moments in modern history. Bank to live action
here in Lington, top of the sixth oh my long drive deep the left,
it's we keep our thoughts on the ongoings in the Middle East. Castanos
makes it three to one, and we think, Uh, I can see
that happen. If you're gonna watch three to one Rangers, if you're gonna
watch Boardwalk Empire, Mikey, you'll notice that Joe Davis looks like either he
either looks like a mime or he looks like someone who is trying to cut
a deal. But he didn't have a lot of clout in Prohibition era Atlantic
City because his makeup. He's a pale man. Yeah, I could see
him starting to mind the strike zone. And Smoltz just wants to pitch one
more time is warming up? I'm season three episode three or season six,
episode three, you are nearing the end, broke the sopranis. Yeah,
once again, we talked spoilers here because this is a twenty year old television
show. Freaking Junior shoots Tony because Junior's losing his f and mind and he
has been forever. But it's like you've been asking, is he faking it
this whole time? No, he's really losing his s Like he should have
got let off because he doesn't know what the hell he's doing. Yeah,
and he shoots Tony's he thinks he's some dude whos of money from thirty years
ago, and that unfortunately leads to a damn dreams sequence episode. A lot
of people hated those that episode. Yeah, I've had enough of dream sequence
episode because it's nearing a fever pitch ending and you know, people at the
time thought they wasted an entire episode that wasn't That was just Tony's Tony's near
death, this hotel he can't get out of, and I don't know,
I mean, it's it's a really good show back then. He had to
wait for it too, though, Absolutely, you did. But yeah,
I'm with you, unless you got the advanced copies of DVDs from HBO and
then quickly put them on eBay illegally and made hundreds of dollars. He's Daddy
Bayley. I'm not saying it was me, knew people, it was Rick
Arnett. What Shippy turned in into the next s Tucker Carlson? That does
everywhere? Man Dibby with the MAVs and Mark Cuban at the fair in that
shooting? Where's he going to be up ned? Held up in a k
with Al Kader? Love you Shippy? Glad you're okay, buddy? Yeah,
well, I've Shippy on it anytime. There's We did send Shippy to
the Middle East and now we're at the brink of war. That's not good.
Yeah, let's send them back. Why didn't Shippy stop the war from
happening. We'll send Shippy a little crooked helmet, but chicken fried kevlar vest
here's Oh, I'm sorry, I'm too busy watching the wire for the twelfth
time. I have no time for the mask. The mask, I don't
call it the mask casually. I would watch the wire for the hundredth time.
I'm sorry. In one episode of the Mess watch the mask this week
after your ran? No, why not just once? No? A fair?
Yeah and balanced? No? What night is it on? Yeah?
Tonight? No one knows watch it. It's probably up against football, you
know? Is that multiple times per week? Yeah, it's probably one of
those stupid ass box dumb reality shows that are on four or five times a
week. You do have to wheele down. How many the costumes? You
gotta get them down? Start like twenty of them right Wednesdays? Yeah?
Big has Pickle Pickle taken their helmet off yet? I know that commercial is
a lot with the pickle Pickle watch your mouth. I watched CBS reality programming
Big Brother, Survivor, Amazing Race all X. Yeah, and guess what
they're not wearing masks? No, it's not masks. It's full costumes.
Okay, whatever. I love costumes and and I love mascots, so I'm
in. I shouldn't be surprised that you bought into this ridiculous programming. It's
on Wednesday night, Danny, you can watch it Wednesday night. Actively watching
it, I'm just saying it's not bad. What I saw was it was
interesting, it was compelling. You love music a musician, Not really,
you love song and dance. I do love song and you love Dick Cannon,
pageantry, love, pomp, circums, left kinjo, no things you
like. Danny's gonna watch it Wednesday. I am confused, intrigued. It's
somewhat disgusted by the thought of pumping out funnel paste. That wasn't odd A
couple of minutes there pumping up funnel cakes to repopulate the fair as everyone saves
their tickets up for a fried kevlar vest. All right, that was funny.
You did good there. It was a funny show. You did good.
I was paying and I was thinking it wasn't that funny of a show.
I was disappointed at us, But there was some high points. You
did good there. Two thousand tickets a lot. Lord, Danny, I'm
telling you go and watch season four of The Mass Singer. Tell me you
don't fall in love with LeAnn Rimes. She was absolutely incredible. A little
bit of a beating with the judges Ken and Nick Cannon is the house.
But that this show is really fun. Look at that. That was a
regular dude, measured, measured defense of the show. He didn't yell at
me, and look, I did sound like Sam Kennison talking about the masked
singer. I just don't know anybody that well, look, this is the
first time it's been recommended people watch things with their lady. Yeah, and
I'm lucky because I got Christina on board with stuff I already liked, like
Big Brother, which is awesome. I'm not trying to get y on board.
Don't worry and Survivor. They're all great, but you need at least
one, maybe two shows a week that you watch with your gal. And
that's why I think that dude that's probably what he does. And then you
watch and you're like, all right, well this is I don't hate this.
I'm entertained. I just can't find that woman that wants to sit through
thirty eight episodes of broad Church. Top Boy, Sir, she's out there.
God, yeah, fine, I guess doubt me. All right,
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mass singer was your boy, Michael rappaport I only know this because my wife
makes me watch the show. There it is. Any more questions, don't
ask any more questions. Okay, you guys gonna be for howling. That's
why you couldn't get rappaport On is are for our letter R and our celebrity
guess that's why I didn't respond to Hyeah because he couldn't pick up the phone
because he was dressed as a pickle. They couldn't put the phone passes.
Pickles can't talk on phones, Kevoh, I did when I was a pickle
for last year for Halloween, Well I was not. I was a big
deal. Pickles don't have hands. You're a pickle last year from I was
a big deal, A big deal. Yeah, it's not like I said.
Deal was a pickle costume and I wore sunglasses and had cool flowing hair.
Was there a sign that said big deal on it? No? I
just hoped that people everyone. I just hoped that people would get it.
Did one person get it? Not? No one got it before you said
what you are? Hordes of people got it and then you paused for laughter,
and there wasn't any. There were many who got it. That's your
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National Anthem three twenty three, first pitch, three thirty seven and that
bad Boy's gonna end it? What six thirty seven, six thirty six,
twenty six forty two of this skindshow. I think you shut things down at
six. I'm just I'm not asking anyone challenging them to stay and just do
like another out. We'll take that under advisement. Yeah, that's exactly right,
it feels like. But they're not going to drive. I mean,
if it's a tight game and that's the top of the eighth inning, are
they gonna get in their cars and drive? Yeah? Don't listen to a
replay of one of our segments. You know, just stay on, you
know, we should do Me and Ben will fix this. Me and Ben
will do a segment saying what's going to happen in the final couple innings of
the game, like it's live play by play, and we'll replay that in
the six o'clock. No, we're trying to avoid a replay in the six
pm hour today, I think, is what I'm saying. Now. Look
I am not and once again clearly I'm not trying to create work for anyone.
I'm just I'm asking, like, what would you do in that mode?
Would you go home? What would you do? I would stay,
just stay on. But you can't broadcast play by play, So just do
another segment kind of talks in baseball, and then then do a half hourful
segment kind of a postgame thing. Fix some calls, pick some calls.
I want to produce a self help show for a guy named Jesus, and
it would be what would Jesus Do? And people call him with their issues
and he gives them advice bilingually. That has to exist. I want to
finance that. That can join my new podcast Behind the Ray Wall, which
is about Sun. You guys know it's going to be a big year for
the Sun. Okay, I for huge. Twenty twenty one was a big
year for almonds. Twenty twenty four is gonna be a big year for the
Sun. Almonds has been on a good run lately, they have been.
Do you have that? No, Ken Kevin has said, almonds have been
on a good run lately. I gotta be honest with you. Every time
I see all, You're like, they're still Are they still? There were
another of the year, four or five years running? Yeah, sweep back
in the super Nut. He said it boldly and full of conviction, like
he really genuinely believed what he was saying. I still do. I believe
what I mean. That's not how runs work. They don't just continue on
forever. But you never know how long a run is gonna last. And
I would think the Almonds are still on a really nice run. I found
it. Almonds have been on a good run. Almonds have been on a
good run. Right went on the air and said that have been on good
run the last five years. Interesting, But I think now we're kind of
seeing that we're turning the page into the decade. They're gonna look back in
the roaring twenties. They're gonna be all about the pecan. Okay, that's
interesting because I've I've been an almond guy. You were one of the Almond
brothers, Peanuts, Cracker Jackson popcorn. At the baseball game, did you
say penis nuts? What is the greatest nut? Okay? Save that,
There's there's a lot going on, but you know the undisputed m VP.
There is Christina just right out the gate. Can I hear that again?
Lightning agreement? Almonds have been on a good run, that is Julie.
Yeah, Okay, that is okay. I love that new phrase. I'm
gonna use every day now. Lightning agreement. That is there's a lot in
there. That was the forty five seconds of radio. We're an executive at
iHeart said, I wonder if we could do a whole station. Yeah,
it was the format switch and SPA turned in super Nut Talk April twenty one.
Lightning Agreement and Unwanted Commitment of the two phrases of the day. Yeah,
that was going to the Cowboys are our unwanted commitment. Unwanted commitment tonight,
which said sums up the whole season it's an unwanted commitment to McCarthy.
Okay, fine, we do a five year deal. I guess we gotta
let Kellen leave. Kellen's like, hell yeah, O to la. You
guys think there's gonna be tension tonight between the two coaches. Do you think
they're gonna have dueling play sheets holding up to their mouth? I was debating
on my predictions. Will there be a Kellen Moore Mike McCarthy hug hug?
No? How about Kellen Moore Dak Prescott hug? Yes? Yes, No
skin to skin contact between Kellen Moore and McCarthy, No handshake, No,
no, well he's not the head coach. They're not obligated to even meat
in midfield. If they bump cheeks awkward look like a cool dance man.
What if I don't know, I don't know what. I don't know what
then? What if whispering the Kellen's ear? Okay? What about? What
if Kellen Moore to get back at the Cowboys in the final possession when they
take a knee, they do a landry shift? Oh love that? I
do like that? Yeah, dude, that if they're in victory formations.
Because people were asking that last week with the forty nine ers what they did
because they were up so big despite the Cowboys being the one picking a knee
in a game, they're down thirty in which is very weird and effing that
up too. By the way, Yeah, Landry shift. If the Chargers
take damn it could be juicy. That's the first Ben Rogers scorching hot prediction
here in the Ghost Pepper. You could get a point. Dude, more
points than Kevin on this dumb show. I miss every time a waiter.
Y'all going to eric Andre tomorrow? Oh oh my god, what you see
that? Dismissing He's I don't want to get out a ranch on me and
stuff. We were kicking around, going and then I watched like four episodes
of the Eric Andre Show. I've decided I'm not gonna be able to but
I hope everyone gives the eric Andre Tomorrow night. Uh. We are going
to get into all of the goings ons in Dallas for worth what. Uh.
We'll get into the eclipse, We'll get into this nice weather. We'll
talk a little Rangers, the little Cowboys. We're gonna have a good time
today. It's gonna be a sports party all right then and skinned Christina,
Steve coming at you ten to two for JJ Jackson, run the boards,
taking your calls, producing for us today, Mike's Roy, Danny Bayless,
Shippy who called in, and many others who took part via the talkback feature.
Thank you so much. We'll be back tomorrow at six am with a
loaded show after Rangers Game two and Cowboys on Monday Night Football. I'm Kevin
Almonds. Have been on a good run. U