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So oh, I want to tell 39 00:02:47.680 --> 00:02:51.240 this young man if he's in mad, he better be able to make her 40 00:02:51.319 --> 00:02:58.560 laugh, you know, or Breathe would he fail that both? Uh? 41 00:02:58.840 --> 00:03:20.919 Later in the evening, Hi, Hello, and welcome to Welcome Aboard another 42 00:03:20.960 --> 00:03:23.879 brand spanking new episode. I have another below deck podcast. My name is 43 00:03:23.919 --> 00:03:29.000 Dylan. I'm setted up next to one Patrick Hickey. Permission to come aboard 44 00:03:29.319 --> 00:03:35.080 granted? Um h jeez. It's a helicopter flying about. Yeah. Um. 45 00:03:35.199 --> 00:03:40.080 Producer Kyleen is back from his uh leave of infirmary. Um. Yeah, 46 00:03:40.120 --> 00:03:49.599 I'm glad you're here too. He's got me really hot tonight. He's 47 00:03:49.960 --> 00:03:54.240 just fucking up left and right. I had to print out this tax forum 48 00:03:54.319 --> 00:04:00.280 for him. You know, HP products are more convoluted than than most products. 49 00:04:00.439 --> 00:04:05.080 Yeah, the the gauntlet that I had to go through to get this 50 00:04:05.199 --> 00:04:09.120 tax form printed out for the sharing man because we're paying him now, you 51 00:04:09.120 --> 00:04:12.719 know it's gonna be all by the books, you know, because the fat 52 00:04:12.800 --> 00:04:15.079 cats can pay seven hundred and fifty dollars a year. Hey, Ric Scott, 53 00:04:15.279 --> 00:04:18.759 Rex Scott, he can pay seven hundred and fifty dollars in taxes a 54 00:04:18.839 --> 00:04:23.160 year. We have to cover our ass. So I bring this tax form 55 00:04:23.199 --> 00:04:26.360 in. What does he do? Whiffs on the first entry, just fucks 56 00:04:26.399 --> 00:04:29.480 it up, rights the wrong addressing. God, damn it. Kaylen, 57 00:04:29.519 --> 00:04:31.279 I got some white out. I'll bring it out during our break. Okay, 58 00:04:31.319 --> 00:04:33.680 all right, we'll fix that. You have white out? Yeah, 59 00:04:34.040 --> 00:04:39.800 wow, old school. I haven't whited anything out in a while. What 60 00:04:39.959 --> 00:04:44.439 do you have the brush or the like? Oh no, no, no, 61 00:04:44.519 --> 00:04:46.199 I don't use the sponge stamp. No, no, no, no, 62 00:04:46.279 --> 00:04:47.959 you gotta go old school with the brush man, the sponge stamp. 63 00:04:48.000 --> 00:04:50.879 What are you talking about? I'm talking about the beak and you glide it 64 00:04:50.879 --> 00:04:56.439 across. Oh I hate that technology. Really, it doesn't work. What 65 00:04:56.480 --> 00:04:59.560 do you even call that, I don't know. Tape. Yeah, it's 66 00:04:59.560 --> 00:05:03.079 like white tape. Yeah. Anyways, where we're here to talk about below 67 00:05:03.120 --> 00:05:06.560 Deck? Do you have any public service announcements before? Yes, I have 68 00:05:06.600 --> 00:05:11.040 a lot of housekeeping to do, Dylan glad you asked. When you're the 69 00:05:11.120 --> 00:05:15.439 number one below Deck podcast recap in the world, you're gonna get some feedback, 70 00:05:15.480 --> 00:05:18.199 you know. And it's a niche category, but we are the champions 71 00:05:18.240 --> 00:05:20.439 of it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, And you know, I'm as 72 00:05:20.519 --> 00:05:25.639 as kind of a journalist or a podcast wherever you call me, I like 73 00:05:25.680 --> 00:05:28.399 to be accurate. You know, I will call you the latter. I 74 00:05:28.439 --> 00:05:31.240 wouldn't call you a journalist. Oh all right, Well anyway, I have 75 00:05:31.279 --> 00:05:35.000 integrated yea, and uh, this week, a sea rat reached out to 76 00:05:35.079 --> 00:05:40.199 us, you know, to get clear some things up. Apparently the cast 77 00:05:40.279 --> 00:05:44.279 member named Lucky who spells her name l u c y right, needed to 78 00:05:44.279 --> 00:05:48.480 settle her hash with us. Unless that's a strongly worded voicemail, I would 79 00:05:48.480 --> 00:05:51.279 play it for you, but Instagram deletes those messages, I guess. Yeah. 80 00:05:51.399 --> 00:05:55.439 Anyway, she said her names Lucy like a thief in the night. 81 00:05:55.839 --> 00:05:59.560 Yeah, those voice moments just disappear. Yeah, well, her name's Lucy, 82 00:06:00.040 --> 00:06:01.720 and she says she doesn't know where the hell we got that whole lucky 83 00:06:01.759 --> 00:06:05.000 business. Yeah, I do. You said it. You said I'm lucky 84 00:06:05.079 --> 00:06:09.439 on the first episode, Lucy. Well, and also it's a thing that 85 00:06:09.560 --> 00:06:15.160 and Lucy and Lucy. It's a thing we know very very well. Well, 86 00:06:15.160 --> 00:06:17.319 you know your name is Lucy. It's just it's what we referred to 87 00:06:17.360 --> 00:06:23.199 as a bit. So um, we're gonna keep going you lucky, and 88 00:06:23.600 --> 00:06:28.360 just know that we know that's incorrect. Second piece of business, the primary 89 00:06:28.439 --> 00:06:30.399 chart guest boy, we are very important people in the podcast world. Yeah, 90 00:06:30.480 --> 00:06:35.879 niche category Kim Phillips, the nice primary. She reached out to see 91 00:06:36.680 --> 00:06:40.680 correct. I think we're gonna go on her and Justin's podcast, so we'll 92 00:06:40.720 --> 00:06:43.759 announce that when we do it. But anyway, go find their podcast. 93 00:06:43.800 --> 00:06:46.879 That's a great podcast. But anyway, she wanted to correct us out. 94 00:06:46.920 --> 00:06:50.879 We had said in our last podcast that Justin was an out of work loser. 95 00:06:51.240 --> 00:06:56.519 Okay, okay, okay, okay. So we talked about a lot 96 00:06:56.560 --> 00:07:06.560 of stuff last week. I oh, oh, I remember painting a beautiful 97 00:07:06.600 --> 00:07:12.240 but sad portrait of me in the top bunk of my divorced father's apartment bedroom 98 00:07:12.279 --> 00:07:16.680 for us waiting with bated breath watching American Idol. So me as a millennial, 99 00:07:17.399 --> 00:07:20.480 I don't think that I would speak ill of Justin Guerini like that, 100 00:07:20.560 --> 00:07:24.920 because what did you say? We said, I'm paraphrasing, but what was 101 00:07:24.959 --> 00:07:28.959 the paraphrase? Paraphrase the paraphrase? He had said that he was out of 102 00:07:29.000 --> 00:07:31.399 work and he'd got dropped from his record label and out of Horror Closer, 103 00:07:31.519 --> 00:07:34.360 right, So that's what Katrick said. I do not feel that way. 104 00:07:34.399 --> 00:07:38.680 I thought you said it anyway, Kim corrected us. You'd be happy to 105 00:07:38.720 --> 00:07:44.160 know that Justin is very successful and he's actually performing on Broadway right now. 106 00:07:44.160 --> 00:07:46.279 He's a Broadway performer. So congratulations. So go check out that podcast. 107 00:07:46.360 --> 00:07:50.839 Go check out Justin Guerini on UM Broadway. Yeah, Broadway. Yeah, 108 00:07:51.639 --> 00:07:56.519 you know I U I hear Hades Down is fantastic? Is that right? 109 00:07:56.639 --> 00:07:59.959 Yeah? I'll have to check it out next time I'm there. You're gonna 110 00:08:00.079 --> 00:08:05.160 go, You're gonna go soon. What's it about Haiti Stown? I don't 111 00:08:05.199 --> 00:08:09.120 know. Is it about UM? I think it's like Dante trying to get 112 00:08:09.120 --> 00:08:11.639 out of hell. Can't look back. It seems depressing. No, it's 113 00:08:11.639 --> 00:08:16.360 like fun. I think I'd rather go see Mean Girls. Oh is it? 114 00:08:16.480 --> 00:08:18.360 Are they adapting it for the stage? Oh? It has been adopted. 115 00:08:20.040 --> 00:08:24.600 Okay, Um, do you want to get anything into anything that Pastor 116 00:08:24.680 --> 00:08:30.319 Jonathan said over the weekend, Let's just get into let's get into our thoughts 117 00:08:30.360 --> 00:08:33.000 and knots. Let's get into our thoughts and knots. I'll go first. 118 00:08:33.240 --> 00:08:37.960 Um. I am, of course in love with this cast, but I 119 00:08:37.000 --> 00:08:41.240 feel as though we're having a pretty tepid start to the season. Maybe we've 120 00:08:41.320 --> 00:08:46.080 just been spoiled with this show because I don't know what it is, but 121 00:08:46.799 --> 00:08:54.399 maybe it's a personal growth evolution. But the ball of snake stuff is really 122 00:08:54.440 --> 00:08:58.039 not doing it for me anymore. I mean, I'm really it's it's uh, 123 00:08:58.399 --> 00:09:01.200 I don't want to say it's vanilla. It's that it's not moving the 124 00:09:01.200 --> 00:09:05.799 needle. I feel as though I've developed a tolerance for this hot shot, 125 00:09:05.919 --> 00:09:07.879 you know what I mean. It's very sad. Well, Dylan, you 126 00:09:07.879 --> 00:09:11.879 should be half twenty pots. Also, Gary is not doing himself any favorites. 127 00:09:11.919 --> 00:09:16.960 I mean, he's just acting a fool. He's acting a fool. 128 00:09:18.159 --> 00:09:20.360 Well, Dylan, I pointed out in the last episode, the Captain Glenn 129 00:09:20.399 --> 00:09:24.399 has definitely doesn't have his eye on the ball anymore. He's more interested in 130 00:09:24.440 --> 00:09:28.919 selling salami. Yeah, same kind of deal with Colin. The Old Sea 131 00:09:28.919 --> 00:09:31.919 Dog and Gary. Television has gotten into their heads. I'll get into it 132 00:09:33.000 --> 00:09:35.679 later on the episode. These two guys are fucking riding around the Sardinian Sea 133 00:09:35.720 --> 00:09:39.639 like they're the goddamn silver Surfer, right, Like they don't have to work 134 00:09:39.679 --> 00:09:43.600 anymore. That's my point. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Jesus fucking Christ's 135 00:09:43.720 --> 00:09:48.120 ridiculous. Well, anyway, I'm enjoying the episode because I'm seeing Gary's downfall 136 00:09:48.200 --> 00:09:50.799 and he's got some competition this season, and it's kind of fun to see 137 00:09:50.879 --> 00:09:54.039 him. You know. Normally he's kind of cool, calm and collected. 138 00:09:56.039 --> 00:09:58.279 Chase has got him a little off his game, and certainly Alex there despite 139 00:09:58.279 --> 00:10:03.600 being a black out drunk, he's really got Gary, uh you know, 140 00:10:03.919 --> 00:10:07.519 off balances. Yeah, you know, something that we kind of glossed over, 141 00:10:07.639 --> 00:10:09.440 which I feel, I feel is important to bring up. Um. 142 00:10:11.120 --> 00:10:13.519 I think that we came tonight. You know, we've had uh you know, 143 00:10:13.600 --> 00:10:18.679 brushes with danger in the past, Ashton getting his leg ripped off and 144 00:10:18.639 --> 00:10:22.879 other things. Lee falling in the shower. You know, people have been 145 00:10:22.919 --> 00:10:26.799 in peril, sure, but tonight I feel is that we came closest to 146 00:10:26.840 --> 00:10:31.279 a searette death as we've ever come. I mean, Alex almost drowned in 147 00:10:31.320 --> 00:10:35.159 that jacuzi and if Mad's and Gary were off, I don't know, um 148 00:10:35.279 --> 00:10:39.399 fucking exploring each other's orifices, and he was left there. I mean that 149 00:10:39.480 --> 00:10:45.600 young man would have become a Korean water ghost in two seconds. Yeah, 150 00:10:45.720 --> 00:10:48.639 some kind of fun like party one, you know, like he didn't die 151 00:10:48.679 --> 00:10:52.639 in a well, he died in a jacuzi on a yacht. Still makes 152 00:10:52.639 --> 00:10:56.919 that noise, but he's like, I don't know, he's yeah, He's 153 00:10:56.960 --> 00:11:00.600 like, yeah, it's me, and then their face can towards him. 154 00:11:01.159 --> 00:11:05.960 Yeah, and then somebody makes a VHS. So yeah, sorry I interrupted 155 00:11:05.000 --> 00:11:07.320 you. I don't know where I am. So I think it's a fun 156 00:11:07.320 --> 00:11:11.440 episode. I am really excited that everybody's single. I like the little drama 157 00:11:11.480 --> 00:11:16.960 going on between Chase and Gary, and once again Gary seems like, hey, 158 00:11:16.000 --> 00:11:20.840 he's not into the show or being a boson. So we'll see where 159 00:11:20.840 --> 00:11:24.720 this season goes. Fifteen knots okay, do you want to kick things off? 160 00:11:24.879 --> 00:11:28.799 Oh sure, sure, sure, Okay, So the show starts, 161 00:11:28.279 --> 00:11:33.159 Gary and Sea Dog chat about Chase. Yeah, they both agree that he's 162 00:11:33.200 --> 00:11:35.720 got a good worth ethic, but he's pretty fucking annoying. Well, Gary, 163 00:11:35.840 --> 00:11:39.639 and I think the issue with this whole thing is that Chase has this 164 00:11:39.759 --> 00:11:46.440 personality of like a Jetson's character, Like there's just too much bubbliness. Yeah, 165 00:11:46.480 --> 00:11:50.879 and that's a kind of personality that grates on sane people. I guess 166 00:11:50.879 --> 00:11:56.759 there are people out there who kind of appreciate that kind of overwhelming positivity. 167 00:11:56.000 --> 00:11:58.600 I'm not one of them, so if I was around Chase, i'd be 168 00:11:58.679 --> 00:12:01.919 rather too. But Gary is saying things, as I mentioned, he's losing 169 00:12:01.919 --> 00:12:05.840 it. He's saying things like, there is no way that Chase knows more 170 00:12:05.840 --> 00:12:09.080 than me about boats. It's like, Gary, you sound like a second 171 00:12:09.080 --> 00:12:11.000 grader right now. You have to stop talking like that. It's so nuts. 172 00:12:11.519 --> 00:12:15.480 There's no way he knows more about boats. Why are you even saying 173 00:12:15.519 --> 00:12:18.519 that? Yeah, my god, Gary, get into his self esteem. 174 00:12:18.519 --> 00:12:22.519 Man, You know, I have to say this about Chase, so typically 175 00:12:22.519 --> 00:12:24.559 you go. You know, he's a nice guy, hard worker, he's 176 00:12:24.559 --> 00:12:28.360 a bit of an overachiever, has an eagle tattooed on his chest. Oh 177 00:12:28.399 --> 00:12:35.360 my god, tattoo. It's that he's the annoying perpetual overachiever. Everyone's had 178 00:12:35.360 --> 00:12:37.039 one in the workplace. It's eight in the morning, you're walking in there, 179 00:12:37.159 --> 00:12:39.320 you got your coffee, You're exhausted, you don't want to work with 180 00:12:39.399 --> 00:12:43.720 that fucking insurance office. Then you get ready for Yeah, I'm ready to 181 00:12:45.120 --> 00:12:46.440 make my way to the bathroom to fake like I'm taking a dump for two 182 00:12:46.480 --> 00:12:48.720 hours. Next thing I go, I got to ten. Then I get 183 00:12:48.720 --> 00:12:52.559 my ten minute break right right. By the time I get to new It, 184 00:12:52.600 --> 00:12:56.000 I've only actually worked for an hour and five minutes, right right right. 185 00:12:56.000 --> 00:12:58.440 And then you got Goody two shoes over there dancing through the tulips, 186 00:12:58.480 --> 00:13:01.720 going like, you know, I have an idea, let's all work harder. 187 00:13:01.759 --> 00:13:05.480 And it's like, do you want to fucking die? Bitch? All 188 00:13:05.519 --> 00:13:09.000 right? You want to hear what happens next Glenn breaks the good news to 189 00:13:09.039 --> 00:13:11.879 the charter. Guess, by the way, that hypothetical was not directed. 190 00:13:13.120 --> 00:13:16.399 Oh no, that wasn't gendered. I was like, I shouldn't have used 191 00:13:16.440 --> 00:13:18.720 the B word, but I meant it in like in this Lord of the 192 00:13:18.759 --> 00:13:24.399 Flies kind of insurance salesman kind of hypothetical, like that person's like a gnat, 193 00:13:24.480 --> 00:13:28.000 so like there's like a tough guy like you want to die, you 194 00:13:28.039 --> 00:13:31.759 know, like that kind of thing. Sorry, sorry, people understood. 195 00:13:31.759 --> 00:13:33.320 Well anyway, Glenn breaks the good news to the charter. Guess there's not 196 00:13:33.360 --> 00:13:37.919 a lot of wind, so he won't be killing anyone today, and primary 197 00:13:39.000 --> 00:13:41.759 Kim, she's just so damn nice knives will fly. I believe she said 198 00:13:43.039 --> 00:13:46.120 that's okay, Glenn. I didn't need to have a meat tender rise or 199 00:13:46.200 --> 00:13:48.960 hurled at my orbital socket today. We're on vacation, you know, so, 200 00:13:50.200 --> 00:13:52.679 but you know you don't want it's a day wasted. If we've got 201 00:13:52.759 --> 00:14:01.039 lemon blessed ball city Patrick, who could be disturbed by sailing when you've got 202 00:14:01.039 --> 00:14:05.639 a day ahead of you and lemon bliss balls in front of you, I 203 00:14:05.679 --> 00:14:09.200 mean, what a name. We've also got some smoked salmon eggs, Benny, 204 00:14:09.279 --> 00:14:16.120 and you know, um, Alicia is really I would just say like 205 00:14:16.279 --> 00:14:20.679 she's just popping off. She's popping off. I mean, she's really excelling 206 00:14:20.720 --> 00:14:24.879 this season. I mean, the the bourbon tasting was was fantastic. I 207 00:14:24.879 --> 00:14:26.919 thought that was going to be a huge mistake, you know, right, 208 00:14:26.480 --> 00:14:30.799 worked out? Yeah, So Daisy is under fire a bit so when she 209 00:14:31.000 --> 00:14:35.799 sees that whoa, whoa, whoa whoa. No, no, no, 210 00:14:35.840 --> 00:14:37.120 I'm at the good part. I'm at the good place. Okay. So 211 00:14:37.240 --> 00:14:43.200 Daisy Um is told that Lucky has been sent out to do some tender work 212 00:14:43.279 --> 00:14:46.240 on their way to the beach. Correct, am, I'm moving like? 213 00:14:46.360 --> 00:14:50.320 Yeah ahead, man, what is going on, Daisy? Let's start off, 214 00:14:50.399 --> 00:14:54.039 Daisy's a little insecure right now because she's at behaving like a horrible stew 215 00:14:54.240 --> 00:14:56.720 right. She needs again on top of these toilets and make sure there's lots 216 00:14:56.720 --> 00:15:01.559 of toilet paper, okay. And then you got that goddamn galley with that 217 00:15:01.679 --> 00:15:05.879 fucking eel that's still still around. And then we get this first part of 218 00:15:05.960 --> 00:15:11.519 Iliana's childhood trauma, which evolved into her being a sea rat or not. 219 00:15:11.320 --> 00:15:18.080 Apparently she lived in it. Well, there's some much more intense trauma that 220 00:15:18.159 --> 00:15:22.519 we learned from later on from Iliana Um, but right now, I thought 221 00:15:22.519 --> 00:15:24.840 this was the trauma she actually lived out a scene of the film Anaconda. 222 00:15:24.879 --> 00:15:28.759 As a small child, a snake got snuck in her house and her fucking 223 00:15:28.799 --> 00:15:31.679 father why am I swearing so much? Forgive me? Had to chop its 224 00:15:31.679 --> 00:15:35.679 head off? I feel bad about the B word? But who am I? 225 00:15:35.799 --> 00:15:43.039 Who am I? Could be dangerous? Could be dangerous? It's Jonathan 226 00:15:43.120 --> 00:15:46.679 Void from ANAK right. He's trying to fuck Jennifer Lopez. She's like, 227 00:15:46.879 --> 00:15:50.320 I've been with the woman in a long time. Could be dangerous. It's 228 00:15:50.679 --> 00:15:54.840 such a fantastic movie. What a great death that goes down in top ten 229 00:15:54.919 --> 00:15:58.120 best film deaths in history? And where in the top ten is it? 230 00:15:58.639 --> 00:16:02.720 Ten? He gets small by a gigantic anaconda and then he gets regurgitated, 231 00:16:03.240 --> 00:16:06.720 only to be eaten again. Yeah, before blinking to us some of his 232 00:16:06.840 --> 00:16:12.960 fellow cast members, Hello, fellow cast members, Um, what's number one 233 00:16:14.000 --> 00:16:17.440 on the list of top ten movie does? Oh? Let's see Scarface? 234 00:16:18.039 --> 00:16:22.440 Maybe yet? Yeah, that's a great growing literally a bucket of coke up 235 00:16:22.480 --> 00:16:29.919 his nose before I know. A fantastic one, and it would be pretty 236 00:16:29.919 --> 00:16:36.000 close to the top three Sways and point break after this entire journey of him 237 00:16:36.080 --> 00:16:41.360 trying to find the biggest wave is allotted that opportunity by Keanu Johnny Utah to 238 00:16:41.440 --> 00:16:45.159 go and surf and that will ultimately kill him. In the end. I 239 00:16:45.159 --> 00:16:48.200 mean, what a beautiful ending point break, what a film. All right, 240 00:16:48.240 --> 00:16:51.480 let's get back to the show. Okay, yeah, yeah, all 241 00:16:51.559 --> 00:16:53.240 right. So then this is when some of the guests decide they're gonna they 242 00:16:53.279 --> 00:16:56.960 want to do some water toys. But then we got to pull an audible 243 00:16:56.000 --> 00:17:00.200 here because someone forgot to charge the damn battery. The e foils are not 244 00:17:00.360 --> 00:17:03.799 charged. So we're going to take the guests out by a tender. Now, 245 00:17:03.879 --> 00:17:06.759 Lucky says that she can not go, and Gary is quite a bit 246 00:17:06.799 --> 00:17:10.880 of a little shit fit here. I mean, the guy is he's got 247 00:17:10.880 --> 00:17:18.200 something up his butthole and I think it's a stick. He goes, oh, 248 00:17:18.240 --> 00:17:21.839 you know, oh this is great. Glenn's like, what are you 249 00:17:21.839 --> 00:17:23.759 talking about? You know that kind of thing where you just you toss a 250 00:17:23.839 --> 00:17:30.599 flyout so that somebody can bite really immature behavior. Well it is yourself, 251 00:17:30.680 --> 00:17:33.359 or have a conversation with somebody about it. Here's the other thing. And 252 00:17:33.559 --> 00:17:37.119 most of us that have a supervisor manager the worst thing you can do, 253 00:17:37.279 --> 00:17:41.359 and you try and avoid all your all your skills. Yeah, never start 254 00:17:41.400 --> 00:17:45.920 the manager making a list on you or a dossier, because it's all downhill 255 00:17:45.920 --> 00:17:49.319 from there. That's where Chase is with Gary right now. He's already on 256 00:17:49.400 --> 00:17:52.960 his s list. That means now every little thing he does or some things 257 00:17:52.960 --> 00:17:56.799 that he doesn't do, but something gets messed up, it will be assumed 258 00:17:56.799 --> 00:17:59.599 that is his fault. Yeah, you gotta kind of nip that in the 259 00:17:59.599 --> 00:18:03.279 bud. You know, um exhibit a Idris Elba and Jim Halpert. You 260 00:18:03.279 --> 00:18:08.160 know they just did not get along from day one. You know, Um 261 00:18:08.200 --> 00:18:12.960 what film was that. It's one of the latter seasons of the Office. 262 00:18:14.160 --> 00:18:19.960 Okay, yeah, wow, No Idrison or Idrison? And what's his name? 263 00:18:21.359 --> 00:18:27.279 Who's that guy? John Krasinski who's a secret agent? Now? Yeah, 264 00:18:27.359 --> 00:18:32.640 yeah, I was gonna say I was gonna say this. You know, 265 00:18:32.720 --> 00:18:37.200 people do that thing where they try to magnate you to inquire about their 266 00:18:37.200 --> 00:18:41.119 well being. I don't do it anymore. I call this person. I 267 00:18:41.319 --> 00:18:45.440 talked to her frequently and answered the phone. She I go, how you 268 00:18:45.440 --> 00:18:49.960 doing? She goes, I'm okay, I go all right, great, 269 00:18:51.000 --> 00:18:53.279 and I just moved on. Just can't no, I can't do it right 270 00:18:53.319 --> 00:18:56.319 now. I'm not going to inquire about your mental well being. Let's just 271 00:18:56.359 --> 00:19:00.640 talk about business. Okay, Gary, you gotta take that stick out of 272 00:19:00.640 --> 00:19:03.920 your butthole? Um, All right, are we too Krafts tonight? Okay, 273 00:19:04.079 --> 00:19:07.039 are we too Krafs tonight? Okay, here you go. I trust 274 00:19:07.079 --> 00:19:11.519 him, he's a producer at all. You trust him? Yeah, I 275 00:19:11.559 --> 00:19:15.559 feel like he has a very low barometer for um, what's you know? 276 00:19:15.640 --> 00:19:19.440 Offensive? Yeah. So Chase takes the guests out professional pride and whatnot. 277 00:19:19.480 --> 00:19:27.880 He speaks a professional pride and whatnot, and Gary, um, I guess 278 00:19:27.880 --> 00:19:32.640 I'm I'm gonna, you know, double back to this. But I understand 279 00:19:32.640 --> 00:19:36.480 Gary's pipe because I feel as though Chase is kind of like the Eddie Haskell 280 00:19:36.519 --> 00:19:37.960 of the boat a little bit, you know what I mean. It's like 281 00:19:38.000 --> 00:19:42.000 a you can just fucking be a se rete. Okay, this is not 282 00:19:42.799 --> 00:19:51.319 the military. You're all drunks. Just calm down. Uh. So Daisy 283 00:19:51.359 --> 00:19:56.119 wakes up and is told that Lucky is on the tender. She's very upset. 284 00:19:56.920 --> 00:20:00.480 M So she takes a little lukski off the bow and we go into 285 00:20:00.920 --> 00:20:07.799 Michael Man mode. Right, Valve's going out one door, Denigro's going out 286 00:20:07.839 --> 00:20:11.799 another. I mean, the anticipation, the suspense is really ratcheting up here 287 00:20:11.880 --> 00:20:18.480 with this little triptych Uh, Daisy is seeing a betrayal on the horizon and 288 00:20:19.839 --> 00:20:25.400 I don't know. The feud between interior and exterior begins here, and I 289 00:20:25.400 --> 00:20:27.799 hope it continues because Daisy can really get on one. Yeah. I'm a 290 00:20:27.799 --> 00:20:33.000 little concerned that they patch things up a little too quick for there was some 291 00:20:33.079 --> 00:20:36.039 apologies made. I won't do it again. Yeah, and uh, and 292 00:20:36.079 --> 00:20:37.319 I hope that's not the last of it. Well, you see, Gary's 293 00:20:37.319 --> 00:20:41.680 an experienced bushido now in the ways of Daisy. Uh. He knows not 294 00:20:41.759 --> 00:20:45.559 to fight, and I think that we want him a little a little more 295 00:20:45.680 --> 00:20:49.039 naive because he says that it's easier to lick her ass than it is to 296 00:20:51.119 --> 00:21:02.119 fight. And I was like, lick her ass Jesus damn, is there 297 00:21:02.160 --> 00:21:06.799 a luell there? No? Is there a luell there? Yeah, there's 298 00:21:06.839 --> 00:21:10.160 a bit of a lull there. Maybe she should move on there. But 299 00:21:10.240 --> 00:21:11.960 you know what I mean. I mean, it's like when you call butts 300 00:21:12.279 --> 00:21:19.319 assholes. It kissing ass is different than licking asks. I mean, it's 301 00:21:19.599 --> 00:21:23.519 very that's a completely different thing. It's very intimate. It's very intimate. 302 00:21:25.559 --> 00:21:29.680 It's kind of a Las Vegas thing, you know. Yeah, or birthdays, 303 00:21:30.200 --> 00:21:37.079 birthdays, Christmas, you eat ass on Christmas. I don't want to 304 00:21:37.079 --> 00:21:41.759 get into my personal bedroom matters, all right, So tell us what happens 305 00:21:41.839 --> 00:21:47.799 next. Well, the Tender returns, and Chase admits to Uh Lucky that 306 00:21:48.119 --> 00:21:51.960 he's got his eye on Mads. He's got his eye on Mads. And 307 00:21:52.559 --> 00:22:00.480 men need to understand. Women are not the people to confide in about channel 308 00:22:00.519 --> 00:22:03.319 your it's just and women vice versa. You know, you can't tell guys 309 00:22:03.400 --> 00:22:07.160 anything about a guy they're interested. It'll fucking telephone right to him. You 310 00:22:07.160 --> 00:22:10.480 saw that play out this episode. Yeah, we saw a play out in 311 00:22:10.480 --> 00:22:11.480 this up. This happened to me before, it's happening to you before. 312 00:22:11.480 --> 00:22:15.559 I'm sure, Oh sure sure. You tell a girl's friend not to tell 313 00:22:15.640 --> 00:22:19.279 the girl, yeah, instantaneously. Oh yeah, it's like telling her to 314 00:22:19.359 --> 00:22:23.279 her face. Why need the middleman? You don't need the middleman. Don't 315 00:22:23.319 --> 00:22:26.920 need the middleman. Right ahead, I'm gonna do a Meanwhile, meanwhile, 316 00:22:26.079 --> 00:22:30.799 Glenn speaks to the wind gods because he's really he'd really like to injure or 317 00:22:30.880 --> 00:22:34.240 maim someone today, right, and but they've refuted him because of the amount 318 00:22:34.279 --> 00:22:37.960 of blood he's spilled. They said, we cannot hate your calls anymore. 319 00:22:37.000 --> 00:22:42.039 You're a tainted Pactum. I was gonna say, well, as you pointed 320 00:22:42.039 --> 00:22:48.400 out, Lucky immediately relays this information in Mad's that Chase likes her more than 321 00:22:48.440 --> 00:22:52.440 a friend, you know. Yeah, and apparently Chase lacks the only two 322 00:22:52.480 --> 00:22:56.599 traits that she requires in order for you to have sex with her. Right, 323 00:22:56.920 --> 00:22:59.880 you make her laugh and you breathe, and this sucker came up short. 324 00:23:00.359 --> 00:23:03.799 Yeah, he doesn't have any RIZ. That's what the kids are mean. 325 00:23:04.039 --> 00:23:07.799 Game. Yeah, he's he has a lack of RIZ, and that 326 00:23:07.880 --> 00:23:12.559 really makes Mad's not attracted to him. But you did lay out the criteria 327 00:23:12.720 --> 00:23:18.480 four entry. What was it breathing and being humorous? Yeah, laughing. 328 00:23:18.839 --> 00:23:22.079 Yeah, I don't think any guy on this boat short of Sea Dog is 329 00:23:22.279 --> 00:23:27.640 going to be able to accomplish this. No one's really funny. I mean, 330 00:23:27.720 --> 00:23:32.160 Alex isn't funny. He's talking about doing his hair for forty five minutes 331 00:23:32.200 --> 00:23:36.160 and then almost drowning because he's so drunk. Um, we'll get to his 332 00:23:36.240 --> 00:23:40.519 self actualization right now. Um. We have quite a bit of a douchebag 333 00:23:40.599 --> 00:23:48.000 moment here from Alex, whom really has a transparent moment with the Blowdeck audience, 334 00:23:49.079 --> 00:23:57.640 he says that he is exclusively dated models with daddy issues. And when 335 00:23:57.680 --> 00:24:06.000 he admits that in this kind of bashful rosy cheeks, Cadence says, well, 336 00:24:06.039 --> 00:24:15.640 that was a self actualization moment. Self actualization is one of the peaks 337 00:24:15.680 --> 00:24:21.359 of cognitive well being. I'll just pull a definition here. Self actualization can 338 00:24:21.359 --> 00:24:25.680 be generally thought I was the full realization of one's creative, intellectual, and 339 00:24:25.720 --> 00:24:30.000 social potential through internal drive. Realizing you're into chicks with commitment issues, not 340 00:24:30.160 --> 00:24:37.400 self actualization. I mean, it's sacrilegious to speak of this kind of thing 341 00:24:37.480 --> 00:24:40.319 like that. Well, I was also thinking, like, what's that dating 342 00:24:40.359 --> 00:24:44.720 profile look like? He likes a long walks on the beach, he likes 343 00:24:44.759 --> 00:24:47.559 someone who likes wine. He likes a girl with a great spile, and 344 00:24:47.680 --> 00:24:52.200 also a dad who died driving a head on into a semi high on PCP, 345 00:24:52.519 --> 00:24:56.599 right right, I bet his his dating profile is like I'm into these 346 00:24:56.640 --> 00:25:02.440 things. And you know Nick Reefa. You remember Mick Reevava. You know 347 00:25:02.519 --> 00:25:11.559 Mick Reeva from Malibu Rising Bad Dad? All right, So I want to 348 00:25:11.559 --> 00:25:14.119 tell this young man if he's in Mad's, he better be able to make 349 00:25:14.160 --> 00:25:22.240 her laugh, you know, or breathe would he fail that both later in 350 00:25:22.279 --> 00:25:27.720 the evening. So lunch is salmonry with pickled ginger and radishes. We also 351 00:25:27.839 --> 00:25:33.799 got port belly with homemade bows. We've got that eel and tuna rolls in 352 00:25:33.839 --> 00:25:41.240 a little black rice, beautiful lunch um light and also late um. The 353 00:25:41.319 --> 00:25:45.000 eel will bump me out quite a bit if we talk too much about it. 354 00:25:45.039 --> 00:25:52.759 But just so the audience doesn't think that we're horrors that poor animal. 355 00:25:52.759 --> 00:25:56.000 I mean, they're disgusting creatures. M then they look evil. They probably 356 00:25:56.039 --> 00:26:00.960 are evil. You know. They weren't Ursula's right and left hand man for 357 00:26:02.119 --> 00:26:06.039 no reason. But I mean that thing was in a goddamn cooler for at 358 00:26:06.119 --> 00:26:08.680 least twenty four hours, just like what kind of hell am I in right 359 00:26:08.720 --> 00:26:15.440 now? And then it was beheaded Jesus Christ. I mean, we're all 360 00:26:15.480 --> 00:26:18.000 imbued with a little spirit of the divine, and it's just such a waste 361 00:26:18.079 --> 00:26:22.359 for that thing to end its life like that. Just brought a tear to 362 00:26:22.440 --> 00:26:25.240 my eye me too. You know, I work in the industry. Dylan's 363 00:26:25.279 --> 00:26:27.799 nothing sadder than seeing an animal like that die. They're actually intelligent animals. 364 00:26:29.480 --> 00:26:33.839 I will say this though, you know, for our fellow friendly animals that 365 00:26:33.880 --> 00:26:37.279 we like to eat. I think we got about eighty years of this culinary 366 00:26:38.079 --> 00:26:45.200 renaissance before we're all eating fucking soy and whatever whatever else. Yeah, and 367 00:26:45.240 --> 00:26:49.000 then Bill Gates, much like Gaudy, will die before he sees his soilent 368 00:26:49.119 --> 00:26:53.720 product sweep over the world my masterpiece. And I got hit by a bus 369 00:26:53.799 --> 00:26:59.359 before I could see it all unfold. People die at the age of thirty 370 00:26:59.400 --> 00:27:04.880 five. The Chitan they're trying to feed your children, chiten. It's the 371 00:27:04.960 --> 00:27:15.319 bugs. Um, they're turned into frogs. Gay, can you believe? 372 00:27:15.319 --> 00:27:21.960 With a double one below? Becat podcast him? Nice to meet you. 373 00:27:22.039 --> 00:27:25.480 My child actually did die? Get out of here, your crisis actor. 374 00:27:26.400 --> 00:27:33.680 I'm not rude, so rude. That's not your name, all right, 375 00:27:33.200 --> 00:27:38.680 So lunch is good? Yeah? Um. I feel like Alicia's pulling a 376 00:27:38.799 --> 00:27:44.039 Rachel here a little bit, not in that she is seeing visions of burnt 377 00:27:44.079 --> 00:27:49.200 criminals in crude stone prisons, but she's just biting off a little bit more 378 00:27:49.200 --> 00:27:53.000 than she can chew. You don't need to make homemade pepperdel when you're serving 379 00:27:53.000 --> 00:27:59.400 fifty people. You don't need to make homemade bowls. It's a it's an 380 00:27:59.400 --> 00:28:03.480 Eastern oh that. I don't know if you've done it fifteen times before maybe, 381 00:28:03.519 --> 00:28:06.400 but just you know, she's biting off a little bit much. She 382 00:28:06.440 --> 00:28:08.759 needs to have a Captain Sandy kind of conversation where Sandy goes you know, 383 00:28:08.799 --> 00:28:12.119 I've been spending a lot of time down there, and I feel like you're 384 00:28:12.759 --> 00:28:19.240 you're committing to too many dishes. Why have you been spending on Instagram? 385 00:28:19.240 --> 00:28:22.160 She's like, yeah, more things that look like this, right right? 386 00:28:23.079 --> 00:28:26.160 Uh So Daisy and Gary have a little chat. Wearing Gary says that it's 387 00:28:26.200 --> 00:28:30.119 easier like Daisy's ass Um, we talked about that. We prep for dinner. 388 00:28:30.160 --> 00:28:33.200 But we'll get there in a second. First, let's get to the 389 00:28:33.240 --> 00:28:36.839 rope swing. I'm not sure how this thing is allowed on boats that charter 390 00:28:36.960 --> 00:28:42.680 guests. Um, the liability here is absolutely insane. We've seen this take 391 00:28:42.759 --> 00:28:49.559 down many an older woman with you know, forget even talking about wait, 392 00:28:49.559 --> 00:28:55.039 you need to have like biceps strength to hold yourself up. I mean, 393 00:28:55.559 --> 00:28:59.559 I am shocked that we have not had somebody clip the lip of that boat 394 00:28:59.640 --> 00:29:07.079 before are tumbling kind of on a sideways axis, like an outstretched gumby into 395 00:29:07.160 --> 00:29:10.519 the water, which feels like cement at a certain certain heights. Well, 396 00:29:10.559 --> 00:29:15.480 this charter gas almost lost a tit. Yeah, I mean I just have 397 00:29:15.559 --> 00:29:19.160 little tiny tits. But imagine if you really slam the water with a boob. 398 00:29:21.000 --> 00:29:22.920 There's a lot of stuff in there. I don't know what it's made 399 00:29:22.920 --> 00:29:27.759 of, but it sounds like it could hurt. All right, So are 400 00:29:27.799 --> 00:29:30.880 we at dinner? Now we're at the menu, and and I guess one 401 00:29:30.920 --> 00:29:33.640 of these tastings bourbon tastings. Yeah, yeah, so it's gonna be a 402 00:29:33.680 --> 00:29:37.880 bourbon tasting. Gary looks over the girls doing the table skates, but we 403 00:29:37.920 --> 00:29:40.680 know he's not looking over the quality of the table skate, but rather, 404 00:29:41.440 --> 00:29:45.759 you know what he's thinking. Now, he's drinking in pheromones. First choruses 405 00:29:45.839 --> 00:29:49.839 local peaches brion prosciuto. Second chorus is an overcooked lamb that is not overcooked 406 00:29:52.160 --> 00:29:56.759 at all. But first these guests, my god, are they sweethearts. 407 00:29:56.799 --> 00:30:00.200 Now the lamb will have whipped feta and sumac onions, but before the course 408 00:30:00.319 --> 00:30:07.519 is served, they remember that they left some towels down in their bathroom. 409 00:30:07.640 --> 00:30:10.799 Now I want to say this, Kim, I know you're listening and I 410 00:30:10.880 --> 00:30:12.319 appreciate this, and Dylan and I definitely want to come on you and justin 411 00:30:12.400 --> 00:30:15.400 show, but I will speak to you about this. You are paying for 412 00:30:15.400 --> 00:30:18.880 a luxury vacation. Yes, you can be polite, you can be cleanly. 413 00:30:18.920 --> 00:30:22.720 You don't need to be a filthy pig like that person from the last 414 00:30:22.759 --> 00:30:26.880 charter. But hear me out, it's a little too much. We don't 415 00:30:26.880 --> 00:30:30.839 need people this polite. Ye're kind of setting the standard off. Next I 416 00:30:30.880 --> 00:30:34.680 saw the trailer for next week's episode. They got some fucking meathead barking orders 417 00:30:34.680 --> 00:30:37.680 again. Yeah, you're gonna throw the sea rats into its a mental tailspin 418 00:30:37.759 --> 00:30:41.880 here. Yeah, next week we have some log of gobba gul. But 419 00:30:41.759 --> 00:30:48.559 this week these people are on one end of the spectrum that is incorrect behavior. 420 00:30:48.000 --> 00:30:52.319 But it's much better than being on the other end, which is slamming 421 00:30:52.359 --> 00:30:57.519 your suitcases down telling the sea rats to unpack. Oh, don't mind that, 422 00:30:57.519 --> 00:31:00.480 that's just my anal be. It's like clean them recently. It's like 423 00:31:00.960 --> 00:31:06.160 fucking unpack your own shit. My god. Um. But yes, these 424 00:31:06.160 --> 00:31:11.880 people are very sweet. So the third course is brisket atop a corn bread 425 00:31:11.599 --> 00:31:17.680 that looks to be done in a water bath. Or rather custardy. I 426 00:31:17.720 --> 00:31:22.160 mean, the meal is just the meal is fantastic. I'd give it ninety 427 00:31:22.200 --> 00:31:26.319 one. It's a perfect course for ugly Americans who are trying to sit down 428 00:31:26.319 --> 00:31:30.200 Bourbon. And I'm not saying they are ugly Americans, but a lot of 429 00:31:30.200 --> 00:31:33.880 these Sea rats are foreigners, you know, so they all think we're ugly 430 00:31:33.920 --> 00:31:37.279 Americans. That's right, you know, shouting about how we won the Revolutionary 431 00:31:37.319 --> 00:31:41.200 War because we threw all that tea in the water or something like that. 432 00:31:41.319 --> 00:31:45.880 I don't know, so, uh, Sea rat sadness, trauma, survivor's 433 00:31:45.880 --> 00:31:52.920 guilt, Um, Alicia's mother poor thing at two children die before Alicia. 434 00:31:52.279 --> 00:31:56.960 Um, yeah, comedy shows, so let's move on, my goodness, 435 00:31:57.279 --> 00:32:05.839 that's so sad. One Full Evening concludes with anti climactic disaster Poseidon has woken 436 00:32:05.920 --> 00:32:09.480 up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. His target parcelful three. 437 00:32:10.720 --> 00:32:14.920 Yeah. I don't like that moron from last season almost killed everybody. 438 00:32:14.960 --> 00:32:19.079 I guess Alex did a pretty good job. Who was the morod? I 439 00:32:19.160 --> 00:32:22.839 forget his name, but he got fired for it? Did he really? 440 00:32:22.920 --> 00:32:24.720 Yeah? Remember, because Glenn was going to give him a chance, and 441 00:32:24.759 --> 00:32:28.240 he's kind of milling about on the boat the next couple of days, and 442 00:32:28.279 --> 00:32:32.000 Glenn's just given him that stare that so many unfortunate young women in Europe have 443 00:32:32.119 --> 00:32:36.640 seen those eyes. Oh yeah, but fortunately for this young man, he 444 00:32:36.680 --> 00:32:39.039 was just terminated and not killed and cut up in the little pieces and thrown 445 00:32:39.039 --> 00:32:44.440 in a bag and buried in cement. Yeah, and we don't know for 446 00:32:44.480 --> 00:32:50.240 a fact that they're all buried in cement. Some definitely are he I think 447 00:32:50.240 --> 00:32:54.839 he uses more corrosive elements for others, but they are slain and blood. 448 00:32:54.880 --> 00:32:58.720 Let I was in a jury duty one time and there was a cop in 449 00:32:58.720 --> 00:33:00.400 there as a juror, you know, and you get bored in a jury, 450 00:33:00.440 --> 00:33:02.519 you know, the trial is really boring, so we're supposed to be 451 00:33:02.559 --> 00:33:07.200 deliberating. But the topic of making a body disappear came up. Yeah yeah, 452 00:33:07.240 --> 00:33:10.640 cops that just use acid. Yeah. But the thing about it, 453 00:33:10.680 --> 00:33:14.319 though, is, and this is why, you know, we talked about 454 00:33:14.319 --> 00:33:17.400 it on an episode recently, the perfect crime is really hopping somebody up on 455 00:33:17.440 --> 00:33:21.960 booze at a high floor with the balcony and just toss and just go the 456 00:33:22.000 --> 00:33:24.039 guy, you know, he slipped down. Now, the thing I always 457 00:33:24.039 --> 00:33:29.559 get paranoid about this stuff. But you know they're the old saying just because 458 00:33:29.559 --> 00:33:32.559 your paranoid doesn't mean they're coming for you. Um. You know, they 459 00:33:32.559 --> 00:33:37.359 would find the fingerprints on the ankle, wouldn't they on the smushed body below? 460 00:33:37.400 --> 00:33:39.799 Wouldn't they find the fingerprints on the ankle. I don't know how the 461 00:33:39.880 --> 00:33:44.200 guy got away with this. In Long Beach, he him and a co 462 00:33:44.319 --> 00:33:47.240 worker were on a business trip with each other, and uh, he threw 463 00:33:47.319 --> 00:33:52.119 off the balcony. Yeah, and I think he like, what is this? 464 00:33:52.200 --> 00:33:54.519 I thought we were cheating on our what they said? Yeah, so 465 00:33:54.559 --> 00:33:59.279 they did the fingerprints. His fingerprints were all over right, and also he'd 466 00:33:59.319 --> 00:34:01.240 been in that room, which was but not enough motive to convict right now, 467 00:34:01.319 --> 00:34:05.119 he got off Wow, back with his wife living in Arizona. I 468 00:34:05.119 --> 00:34:07.720 did it on PMC. I think, wow, wow, wow wow. 469 00:34:07.320 --> 00:34:10.199 Yeah. Um so anyways, keep going, oh yeah, yeah, okay, 470 00:34:10.280 --> 00:34:15.159 So anyway, let's see it's next morning breakfast. Uh, this is 471 00:34:15.159 --> 00:34:17.960 where Gary starts getting a little prickly towards Chase again. And I have to 472 00:34:17.960 --> 00:34:22.079 say this about the nature of their relationship at this point. Uh, they're 473 00:34:22.639 --> 00:34:24.840 they're both to blame for this. Yeah, absolutely, Chase is annoying, 474 00:34:24.960 --> 00:34:30.079 and then uh, Gary's being a lunatic oil neat water, you know, 475 00:34:31.840 --> 00:34:42.039 and Chase is like like a grapefruit, like a bubbly you know, Gary's 476 00:34:42.079 --> 00:34:45.400 like acrid olive oil. They just don't mix. So, um, we 477 00:34:45.559 --> 00:34:50.360 doc luck. He continues to break shit. You know, we talked about 478 00:34:50.400 --> 00:34:54.559 it last episode. There's a there's a bad at it and then there's like 479 00:34:54.960 --> 00:35:02.320 there's something wrong here. Um, because you know there there are saints that 480 00:35:02.400 --> 00:35:06.199 like help you with things, like Saint Anthony, I think helps you find 481 00:35:06.199 --> 00:35:12.599 stuff. This is like one of Lucifer's angels is following this should love. 482 00:35:12.760 --> 00:35:15.840 I mean she has almost died every single episode. Yeah. Or that thing 483 00:35:15.920 --> 00:35:20.320 that I chase those kids in that airport and they blew up the plane and 484 00:35:20.360 --> 00:35:22.599 then I went around and killed him. It took like two hours, you 485 00:35:22.639 --> 00:35:27.679 know. Yeah yeah, Final Destination guy. Oh yeah, Or that thing 486 00:35:27.719 --> 00:35:30.840 in what's that movie called where people just run around for an hour and a 487 00:35:30.880 --> 00:35:37.719 half It comes at night or something. Yeah, it follows. Oh what 488 00:35:37.840 --> 00:35:45.159 a film? You know, I thought you'd hated movies without endings. That 489 00:35:45.199 --> 00:35:49.719 one kind of has an ending? Does that movie have an ending? I 490 00:35:49.760 --> 00:35:52.800 don't think that they beat it. Yeah, for them beating it, and 491 00:35:52.800 --> 00:35:54.000 I think they're doing a sequel, so I don't I guess not? Oh 492 00:35:54.119 --> 00:36:00.000 nice, nice, nice? How many beans would you give it? Oh? 493 00:36:00.039 --> 00:36:02.079 Probably eight point nine? I love that movie. Okay, I threw 494 00:36:02.159 --> 00:36:06.480 him. I threw some beans at him because we didn't ask where his knots 495 00:36:06.519 --> 00:36:10.239 were, and I feel bad about that. Well, that's his rating system. 496 00:36:10.400 --> 00:36:15.719 No, no, I know that. Okay, all right, So 497 00:36:15.760 --> 00:36:20.519 we bidded you to some of the best guests we've ever had. But how 498 00:36:20.559 --> 00:36:25.000 did they tip? Will get there? Chase says like he he smells like 499 00:36:25.000 --> 00:36:30.639 an elephants cooch. Lucky blasts her bibs with hot water, and we move 500 00:36:30.679 --> 00:36:35.280 on into a little chat between the boys. Bad. How does this go? 501 00:36:36.000 --> 00:36:38.960 Well? I think it's pointed out by Sea Dog that Gary's never had 502 00:36:39.000 --> 00:36:44.119 to have any competition with fellow crew members for whatever reason. That is Sea 503 00:36:44.159 --> 00:36:46.079 Dogs looking forward to kicking the shit out of his dick, right right. 504 00:36:46.159 --> 00:36:49.519 Well, you know, and with competition, you know, when you only 505 00:36:49.559 --> 00:36:52.559 have one person, you know, I take the show that we used to 506 00:36:52.559 --> 00:36:55.599 recap Bachelor, we got one guy and sometimes up to twenty eight ladies. 507 00:36:55.599 --> 00:37:00.320 They're all fallen over each other to fight for this douchebag. Yeah, you 508 00:37:00.360 --> 00:37:04.519 can even be gay, right and twenty six women will fall over. I'm 509 00:37:04.559 --> 00:37:08.760 referring to a Colton from a season twenty five. Yeah, but anyway, 510 00:37:08.800 --> 00:37:15.679 so but this is a metaphor for Amazon's dominance of the retail space. Correct, 511 00:37:15.119 --> 00:37:17.920 Yes, it's similar to that, right right, right, right? 512 00:37:19.280 --> 00:37:24.519 So anyway, so Gary now is a office footing. He's typically very confident, 513 00:37:25.000 --> 00:37:29.920 and he seems very desperate and pathetic now, especially at that dinner table. 514 00:37:30.119 --> 00:37:31.800 Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, So I don't know, I think 515 00:37:31.800 --> 00:37:35.920 this is gonna be fun. Anyway. They want to see the tip meeting. 516 00:37:36.039 --> 00:37:43.360 No, okay, Chase, these mic arms are so ridiculous. It's 517 00:37:43.360 --> 00:37:49.360 like, calm down, Chase. Is that he's going to go after mags 518 00:37:50.159 --> 00:37:54.840 or mags And again I love these, uh these old boy talks, like 519 00:37:57.199 --> 00:38:00.519 you know, there's no say on the other side, right, you know, 520 00:38:01.440 --> 00:38:06.360 like Jay's you're in for a root awakening, buddy, You've not factored 521 00:38:06.360 --> 00:38:08.599 in the variable of consent or interest. Well, he thinks he's at a 522 00:38:08.639 --> 00:38:13.599 seventies key party, right right? Ah, Hey, there wasn't, right, 523 00:38:13.679 --> 00:38:17.239 keys, so hop in the yeah, to be fair to him, 524 00:38:17.599 --> 00:38:22.760 Um, she they didn't make out, so I understand how he could be 525 00:38:22.760 --> 00:38:27.039 confused. Yeah, but Gary says like, okay, cool bro, yeah, 526 00:38:27.119 --> 00:38:30.519 cool bro, yeah, cool bro. I won't go after her then, 527 00:38:30.960 --> 00:38:35.519 And you know it's just you can tell that it's a slithering, slithering 528 00:38:35.639 --> 00:38:37.599 lie from the get go, and Chase sees it. Two ladies and gentlemen, 529 00:38:38.239 --> 00:38:42.719 this is your captain speaking. Oh no, we have to get to 530 00:38:42.760 --> 00:38:45.960 the tip meeting. H Yeah, twenty three grand, that's twenty two five 531 00:38:46.000 --> 00:38:49.880 each. It's a decent tip, decent tip. But they were so nice 532 00:38:49.880 --> 00:38:52.199 and so easy to deal with it. It doesn't need to be thirty k 533 00:38:52.599 --> 00:38:55.000 right, you know what I mean? What would you rather have? Well, 534 00:38:55.039 --> 00:38:58.440 I'd rather have the money, yeah, yeah, because then I can 535 00:38:58.480 --> 00:39:02.000 hate you while i'm serving you, right, yeah yeah. I feel like 536 00:39:02.039 --> 00:39:07.519 it's better for bonding for the sea rats like similar hates. That's bonds people. 537 00:39:07.559 --> 00:39:12.639 My wife and I always say, hating similar things, is it bonds 538 00:39:12.760 --> 00:39:15.440 us similar hates? Right? Right? Right? Yeah? I mean the 539 00:39:15.519 --> 00:39:24.880 Nazis were extremely unified, really looking out for one another, you know what 540 00:39:24.880 --> 00:39:35.199 I mean, because they they fucking all hated you know, right, Jews, 541 00:39:36.239 --> 00:39:39.119 they hate a handicap people. It's the guys calm down. Yeah, 542 00:39:39.800 --> 00:39:45.639 my goodness, but you're right. You're gonna say Gary announced something over the 543 00:39:45.679 --> 00:39:49.880 radio, because ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. It's time 544 00:39:49.920 --> 00:39:53.559 to get fucked up. I thought he said wonder twins form of drunken horn 545 00:39:54.719 --> 00:39:59.519 to make bad decisions, right right? Yeah, So Gary is not even 546 00:39:59.599 --> 00:40:04.800 off the boat and he's already hitting on mads Um. Then he's getting onto 547 00:40:04.800 --> 00:40:07.440 the bus telling Chase that he's going to hook up with the stragglers of the 548 00:40:07.480 --> 00:40:13.320 group. Gary, you're acting a fool, people, are you know? 549 00:40:13.320 --> 00:40:19.400 The guy's got to be careful because you know he's been sailing on good graces, 550 00:40:19.480 --> 00:40:22.519 you know, because he's been a bit of a cocksman, but he 551 00:40:22.559 --> 00:40:28.559 hasn't done anything too nasty. This is this is nasty stuff. This is 552 00:40:28.760 --> 00:40:34.920 um what happened on last season we we had Camille and alyssa well not of 553 00:40:35.039 --> 00:40:38.639 yachting. Are you referring to the season we've yeah with Captain l Captain Sandy. 554 00:40:38.719 --> 00:40:42.360 This is breaking girl code. This is also a breaking guy code. 555 00:40:42.679 --> 00:40:46.239 But Gary does not care because he is just a fucking deckhand. We'll get 556 00:40:46.239 --> 00:40:51.880 there in a sex so um, we get to dinner. The sea rats 557 00:40:51.880 --> 00:40:54.599 are very bothersome to the people who are just trying to patron the restaurant. 558 00:40:54.639 --> 00:40:58.000 Now they're sicking it up, man, they gotta leave every five minutes. 559 00:40:58.039 --> 00:41:00.239 Go sick it up, yep um. And as they sing it up, 560 00:41:01.679 --> 00:41:07.079 Chase once again confirms that he is into Mads in front of his boss. 561 00:41:07.960 --> 00:41:15.800 Gary is like a like an octopus for a vagina. He's got like eight 562 00:41:15.920 --> 00:41:22.199 different tentacles, tentacles just keeping everything open. He's sitting on Daisy. He's 563 00:41:22.239 --> 00:41:28.000 throwing a shot at Mad's He's checking if you know Alisha's up for it to 564 00:41:28.119 --> 00:41:31.199 know. I mean, he's like a lot of feelers out there. He's 565 00:41:31.199 --> 00:41:35.840 got a lot of feelers, right, Yeah. He also I think suction 566 00:41:36.000 --> 00:41:37.960 cups. I think with Mad, I think he sees her. Is that 567 00:41:38.079 --> 00:41:42.719 antelope with the bum leg. You know it's you know, run along the 568 00:41:42.719 --> 00:41:45.960 other antelope can't catch up. He's gonna take her out. That's how I 569 00:41:45.960 --> 00:41:50.760 think he sees Mads. Yeah, um, Daisy ape has a bum lag. 570 00:41:50.760 --> 00:41:53.320 I mean it really stands no chance. You have to be in peak 571 00:41:53.880 --> 00:42:04.400 physical condition to evade the coordinated attack of a pride of lions. Very difficult 572 00:42:04.400 --> 00:42:08.280 to overcome, even with a couple of legs that are just firing on all 573 00:42:08.360 --> 00:42:15.960 cylinders. It's still I still can't watch this nature stuff. I never watch 574 00:42:15.000 --> 00:42:17.639 it. I turn off the TV and I think anybody who really gets into 575 00:42:17.639 --> 00:42:23.079 it is weird. Why are you sitting there watching five lions tear apart an 576 00:42:23.119 --> 00:42:28.679 animal that's not even dead yet. Yeah, that's sad, So sad that 577 00:42:28.760 --> 00:42:31.599 antalo probably had two kids at home, didn't make it home. Imagine the 578 00:42:31.599 --> 00:42:36.599 other antelope telling him, oh, well, what happened to mom? And 579 00:42:36.639 --> 00:42:39.920 they have to lie. You know, I don't know she went for a 580 00:42:39.960 --> 00:42:43.360 stroll. They're not gonna say that, hey, we left her right, 581 00:42:43.679 --> 00:42:45.480 I had to get away. And then the kid grows up, you know, 582 00:42:45.599 --> 00:42:52.400 buys his first parental advisory CD, and then he sees an antelope get 583 00:42:52.519 --> 00:42:54.679 ripped to shreds and he puts the dots together because that's what happened to my 584 00:42:54.800 --> 00:43:00.039 mother. He dives deeper into the world of that parental advice ISORYCD and he 585 00:43:00.159 --> 00:43:07.880 really gets pretty angsty. So that's what God's That's what Gary thinks about that. 586 00:43:07.239 --> 00:43:13.079 So um, we get back to the boat. Both vans irrespectively speak 587 00:43:13.079 --> 00:43:16.239 of cocks that grow erect to the left. I don't think left per se. 588 00:43:16.280 --> 00:43:21.039 I think they mean it actually bend's kind of upward at an angle. 589 00:43:21.119 --> 00:43:23.480 I used to have a friend named Fusey and we saw his penis and we 590 00:43:23.519 --> 00:43:29.119 called him. I nicknamed him the hook. Yeah, yeah, I think 591 00:43:29.119 --> 00:43:31.840 it's it's actually called a quervo. Oh have you heard of that? No, 592 00:43:32.320 --> 00:43:36.599 a quervo A quervo? Okay, yeah, you go ahead take it. 593 00:43:36.639 --> 00:43:38.199 I'm gonna look up the definition, okay, all right, So yeah, 594 00:43:38.199 --> 00:43:40.639 then we cut back to the boat. We're all back there. Boy, 595 00:43:40.679 --> 00:43:45.079 I guess they'll go out to those clubs anymore anyway, But why bother? 596 00:43:45.079 --> 00:43:47.840 Why spend all that sea rap money? So the jacuzzis bubbling shots of 597 00:43:47.920 --> 00:43:52.559 being taken SIGs or being smoked, and just then the goddamn party ends for 598 00:43:52.639 --> 00:43:57.079 most of these partygoers. Yeah, I'm not really finding it. I typed 599 00:43:57.119 --> 00:44:08.199 in Querivo penis and all the coming up as Eva Querivo latins m. Eva 600 00:44:08.280 --> 00:44:22.400 Quervo has an affair with Fernando gian Querivo seen in Bulgarians Lovers wwwxx Wow. 601 00:44:22.599 --> 00:44:24.960 Yeah. Yeah, that site's really given porn hubb a run for their money. 602 00:44:25.000 --> 00:44:30.119 You know, you know these porn titles are the same who combs up 603 00:44:30.159 --> 00:44:36.239 with the porn titles alts lambs and listen to this one alts eva quervo. 604 00:44:38.559 --> 00:44:43.639 I mean, this is just crazy. You know, this is why people 605 00:44:43.679 --> 00:44:46.039 complain, Hey guys, I can't listen to your show with the kids in 606 00:44:46.039 --> 00:44:51.280 the van. Oh maybe, um maybe we'll we'll bleep that some of it, 607 00:44:51.360 --> 00:44:53.800 right, we will bleep that. Well. Anyway, they leave Alex 608 00:44:53.880 --> 00:44:58.519 to drown, which is creating quite the opportunity for Gary to move in on 609 00:44:58.639 --> 00:45:01.400 mats and right right, finally Alex you know by them, I guess, 610 00:45:01.440 --> 00:45:07.000 and nearly death in this yeah, I've got I can't talk anyway, he 611 00:45:07.039 --> 00:45:12.239 goes to bed right right right, okay, so um, yeah Alex does 612 00:45:12.280 --> 00:45:16.599 almost die and that was that was very close. You know, people talk 613 00:45:16.679 --> 00:45:22.400 about drowning in a bowl of soup. Um, you know, it can 614 00:45:22.480 --> 00:45:27.440 happen, and it's very very scary, and I think the sea rats need 615 00:45:27.440 --> 00:45:30.840 to be careful. I mean, we've heard countless tales of people getting a 616 00:45:30.840 --> 00:45:36.000 little bit too relaxed in the coups and slipping into kind of a beautiful death 617 00:45:36.039 --> 00:45:38.960 and that you are back in a womb of sorts. Uh and then you 618 00:45:39.400 --> 00:45:43.119 kind of descend on the river sticks. Hey, case and point. It 619 00:45:43.159 --> 00:45:45.199 happened Aaron Carter two months ago? Is that what happened? Well, I 620 00:45:45.199 --> 00:45:50.599 mean there was eighteen keyboard cleaners emptied out right next to the bathtub, but 621 00:45:51.039 --> 00:45:54.599 not the same he did. In fact, also happened to Anne. Oh 622 00:45:54.679 --> 00:46:00.599 wait no, Ann Hayes turned herself into a human missile and blue through someone's 623 00:46:00.639 --> 00:46:08.400 house, lighting herself in the house on fire. Completely different, all right, 624 00:46:08.440 --> 00:46:12.719 So Gary, Mad's make jump in the iTunes range. You're abusedly five 625 00:46:12.760 --> 00:46:15.199 stars, kind words. Join us our Patreon, dot conferencensored episodes, vander 626 00:46:15.239 --> 00:46:21.519 Pop Rules with my Sister Ruby, pmz aps tons of fun stuff. Join 627 00:46:21.639 --> 00:46:24.320 us on YouTube, search another below deck podcasts, and join us on Instagram. 628 00:46:24.320 --> 00:46:31.960 We'll see you next week. I'm Dylan saying goodbye, pat Say goodbye.