Hi, everybody, Let them fix their cameras if they can. It's wait,
wait, wait, wait, so Tiger, are we really live?
Yeah, we're really completely live. Right now? What is Tiger doing?
He's trolling, he's being I'll remember that. The DM will remember this.
Okay, Hi, everybody. Welcome to the stream. Everybody that I can't
click the button without it clicking twice. All right, whatever you say now
that you know that, I'm going to punish you for it no matter what
I do, well I am now. Yeah, welcome to the stream,
everybody. Tiger writers last episode camera flip. He's going to die instantly as
soon as it begins. Welcome everybody to Dark Fire episode forties, maybe forty
six. I think forty six. Yeah, we're on episode forty. I
get a little confused because sometimes I like layer them ahead where I preemptively try
and guess which episode will be where. So sometimes and this is what I've
done. I was like, I think forty five they'll be here, forty
six they'll be there, so they're kind of written in, and then I
don't look at it for a week and then go in and I'm like,
is this the one we're on? Yes, I think so only people on
the VOD no, because it never says it on the actual live stream,
right. VOD kids probably always get really confused, like what is happening?
Man, I don't understand. Welcome to the stream. This is table.
Story is a dark fire, and we are coming towards the end of our
series, but it's not over yet. Very good. Yeah, how's everyone
doing? Just took a little bit, but we got honestly great. I
feel like, yeah, I did see the today. Did you see the
tesla turn into a pickup truck? What? I'll send it to you there.
It's fine, Yeah, I will. I feel like John got so
angry. He's like my seventy three tesla's, Yeah, dare you yet?
One of my tesla's probably does that, But I'm just not quite away which
one it is. I'd have to check each one individually, and that could
take me weeks. I'm too busy for them swimming in my gold coin.
Because a lot of people think I actually have multiple teslas. Yea, Actually
it's our fault. A lot of people actually think I have. People think
I'm like rich, Like, I'm not rich. I'm very he's so rich.
I'm not rich. I'm very rich. Yeah, he's pretty damn right.
Seventy three is low balling it since this crazy stuff. You don't know
anymore how many tesla as I have? Man, I'm like waiting to go
to my stream and like, you know, like the person who usually hits
like a top donator or somethings like I'm not donating to you anymore. I
heard you were really rich. I'm waiting for it to start really supporting your
tenth tesla. Yeah, I think you're good. After ten tesla's thank you
bye, Like, oh man, this is the This is like the Oakoms
razor or whatever it is that leads to John being homeless in five years a
Black Mirror episode. Everyone's like, ah, this guy's got so many Tesla's
and I'm like, no, come on, guys, stop, this is
so funny. And then like it slowly takes over my life and like I
start getting things in the mail like we will not accept you for your credit
card because you're so rich. I'm not really we saw your stream, we
know we know Black Mirror music. Clam you yeah, j will behind this
same enough's actually giving me a little bit of anxiety. I feel really baddy
now for participating in this joke, I definitely don't need this, so that
kind of balances it out. Yeah, probably. Uh uh. All right,
Well, someone who is not quite as rich as John sam Man but
is pretty damn rich because of the love in his heart. Tiger, right,
how are you doing? I'm doing really good at My camera was being
weird at first. But when I do this and when I click over to
the singing and I get that light, I just need to move my light
around when I'm not using my big lights, but it looks really good when
I have the do you have a little light now? Well? I have
well, I have the two lights. I have three four of them,
but I only have one down here right now, and I'm thinking maybe I'm
gonna need to put another one over here because the lights that I have there
for like green screen shit, are fucking blindingly bright, so anytime I can
avoid using them. But then when I have the monitor on our roll twenty
saying the white light of the roll twenty makes it look really nice. Actually,
that's that's what I used to the difference between like me having all of
these white screens around me or whatever, like is insane. I can't actually
demonstrate it because it's going to destroy. It looks great with yours, like
when your lights change stuff, because you got the white walls and stuff like
that. I have tapestries and stuff I'm putting up at some point in time.
I'm just lazy and just so I want to tamp a street for this
wall, just for the sound reflection MPY, because otherwise, yeah, the
echo in your mic. Yeah, it's pretty bad at the moment because I
don't know what I did, but it seems a little worse than it was
earlier, like last week. I hate it, and I can't fix it
no matter how much I try. I just got to put some some couches
in that room. Well, here's how I fix it. I can bring
it closer and then make eight eight higher or knock out the background. But
for some reason, the gate being higher is not helping it at all.
At the moment. It just kind of knocks me out and I end up.
Have you done? Like they're like restarting the app for go xlr and
reloading profiles and stuff sometimes sometimes helps. I think it gets like a little
sometimes I would never do it. See it cutting out? Can you hear
it? Did you hear it? Then see that it happens a little bit.
I hear it here, so the only thing I can do to fix
it to guarantee you can hear everything I say. It's not the gatedown,
which means that you get a lot more of the echo. Kind of annoying.
And I don't know what has happened because I really haven't changed much on
it. But here we are. Luckily, this doesn't need to be great
audio because no one listens to it on MP three's and it's not hurting their
ears right now. Apologies, MP three kids. I guess sounds so good.
The podcast stuff that we've done is so amazing, but it's because I
don't I can. I can sit like here, really close to the mic
and just make sure that this is how I speak with the with the gain
and everything perfect. If I do that for this, I'm always moving left
and right during this because I'm watching the obs and the different I've got two
different things open either side of me, but the different role twenties and things
going on. I think I sound the worst on here. Well that's just
your voice, though there's not much we can do about that. What we're
talking about is like with with yeah, like sound just the for audio listeners.
I'm smiling right now. I'm impreshed. I could read your lips that.
Well yeah, I was like, did you just say it at the
same time, No, you just read my lips. So yeah, we
do. We do put a lot of effort into the audio for some of
the audio based things, of which Pebe has an announcement about one. No,
let's go. What's this is by far the most important stream to announce
the most recent audio based thing. Yeah, but I don't want to suck
it up. Oh, I know what you should do. You should play
the you should play the tree. Just play the trailer. You don't even
know where it is. Do that. Okay, let me get you the
and you're gonna play it because it's real good. It's way better than anything
that I could say, and I think you guys will enjoy it. So
we just have to sit here awkwardly. Yeah awesome. Well if that's the
case, Brad want to make out? So can I do some asmr okay
of me? Opening? I can? Oh my god, sure, here
we go. Hello, everybody, Hi, everybody, welcome, Dark Fire
Table Story. I'm gonna open a can. This is a lemon. Lemon
Lacroix sparkling water. I hope you enjoy it, ensure you gonna like tap
ruined dates. What the fuck it's not done? God damn it, Peebe,
I'm so mad at you minus one inspiration. That was fucking pathetic.
That was the worst. That was the worst. Do I have a cad?
I'm about to go upstairs? Yeah? I have any cans upstairs?
Right now? I can open what the guy interrupted by BB. I'm sorry,
I wonder if I want to have it? Do I want to have
a beer right now? I'm about to go to cann of beer just for
today? Any good lord? Yeah, I'm so mad about that crack.
That was the weakest crack. I'm sorry I ruined it. That was not
your fault. John just doesn't know how to crack can. No, it's
a Lacroix. Okay, this stuff is like i'd like you. Aw,
it's just a Lacroix. So the power that it has is a lot weaker
than Michael beer PEPSI grab a beer, go make a good sound, and
don't turn up your game. I don't think I have a can. Do
I have a can? Honestly, it's not going to be better than mine.
I can't. It might be what do you mean worse asmr Ever?
Is it not Lacroix? Is it Lacroix? I don't even know what you're
saying. Whatever? Is that a brand of something? I have no idea
la Croix that it's Lacroix, Croix. This is the best opening we've ever
had, Croy, It's gonna be Lacroix. It's Croix. I like,
I don't think lacrow Come on, dude, how are you broke? Come
on, man, Lacroix tween Bronato in France. I see Crystal Lea drinking
that all the time. And that's how you know that it's a wearing combination
of Capri pants and Harem pants. Right now, while he's critiquing the way
that you stay, Lacoa, get him back. Oh, here we go,
Here we go, Here we go. I'm ready for this. Yeah,
don't turn up your gate, don't turn up any audio settings to listen.
I'm not even gonna drink this beer because it's too much for here now.
I don't only guess, but my roommates I don't like get the spouts
are gonna gross. That's pretty heavy, So yeah, go ahead, early
can hear it? Honestly bored? Okay, okay, all right, you
turned up his audio, see you guys, that's what I mean. He
turned up his audio. Bullshit, it doesn't even matter. This is what
matters right here. That was a good one. That was the money Shop.
That was really good. Yeah, we were all nodding for those we
can we can now tag as Mr Mike. I can do that too.
I'm gonna go put it back, you disgrace to anyone who drinks some beer.
All right, well, this has been the greatest probably intro to any
dn D I've ever run. Right now, I'm literally only letting it go
on because of how much pain it causes Whack when we just skipped the interest.
That's kind of why I'm making this one so awful for you, because
you you sort of take it out on us on a Monday when we do
this and enjoy each other's company for five fucking minutes, and then on a
Monday we suffer the consequences when Wack is like, yeah, well on Tuesday,
they were friends with each other, so we're not gonna do it to
They were just going to jump straight in. I see your I see your
evil dming and I counter you with with the what is it? Here's my
reversal meme card. I think like I had like a small boner for all
right. Okay, well you've taken it too far. You've sent me a
link to SoundCloud peb and I don't know why what is that? I thought
you were going to give me something I could put on this, So we
genuinely do just have TORR just pl bitch. Yeah, but everyone's going to
talk all over it. Did you listen to this? No one's going to
listen. This is the worst possible way to present a trailer because every single
person in this call right now is going to talk over it. I guess
I can't mute you and play this at the same time. I don't know
how to do that. I can do that, watch, I can just
be nice. Here is the trailer while we sit awkwardly and listen to it
together, because this is how we do it. Before dust Veil, there
was dark Fire, But before Dark Fire, there was the Silver City.
Dwarves in the Temple District have been going missing, and it's up to our
new adventurers to find out why. This is a D and D fivey homebrew
three part adventure brought to you by a Table Story. So come with us
now on this adventure through the Silver City. My name is Suamir Fender Rabas.
You can call me Fenn, and I'm a ward elf that has been
wrongfully accused of some crimes I don't know about wrongfully accused either way. I'm
Tamerin Valrin of the Silver Circles City Watch, and I'm tasked with investigating these
disappearances and watching over Fenn's community service. Yes, Damren is Demorn, Fenn
is Fenn. You should say your name? Yes, my name? Now?
Who are you? I am Rother? Else would I be? Yes?
That's very good, roguar, very good. This three part adventure will
be available at tablestory, dot tv and anywhere. Podcasts are available. For
more shows and adventures, be sure to check us out on Twitch and YouTube
at table Story. See you soon. Boom. Yes, that's right.
There is a three part audio based one shot. What the hell is this?
That was cool? Dude? Yeah, I want it's only audio.
Yeah, an audio yeah one shot because it saves us on all this stuff,
and it's a nice way to promote the fact that we've got all of
our audio on Spotify and iTunes and stuff. Now all of the campaigns are
being loaded up there, well most of them, not all of them,
because some of them. Is it a one shadow a mini series? It's
a mini series, John, I could thank you. It's a mini series.
It's three part it's three it's three two hour long podcasts and it sounded
like whack PB and Jay, here's the whole game. It's a table story
family amazing and yeah, we'll do some more in the future as well.
But if you want to listen to that one, then all of the links
are there in the chat, or if you're on a odd they will be
somewhere. Look under your chair, maybe they're there. We just don't know.
If they are, then I don't know who put it there. And
you really should call the police. All right, well, enough of the
one shots. How about some real campaign time? Who would like? How
much of triggers PB? It feels so good now every time every time we
say one shot it's the best. It doesn't just it's it says one in
it, which you know, that's it. It's fine, You're right,
it triggers me out. Let's move on. Really, I thought you're kidding
you're being serious, She gets upset. Okay, we're gonna have fun today.
Okay, well let's try not to do so. Let's play some D
and D shall we? Is that okay with you? PB? You might
if we do you, if we maybe play some can we not anger PB,
please to fucking snap some cobold's necks over there to take the next level
and bar I know what you do? Okay, all right, it's time.
Last time you all climbed up this mountain that you that exploded and pretty
much the last episode of Lord of the Rings, Yeah, pretty much.
Can we not show my working out please while we do this? You know,
I pride myself on original content that isn't mentioned anything else, So know
what you're talking about. Start singing the song. I'll tell you. I'll
tell you in the cool Club, I'll tell you in I'll show my true
working out at the very end of this and tell you which to final fantasies
and other this was combined out of and it will all make sense and dispel
any idea that I have any idea how to DM You guys climbed up this
mountain and re entered the Gate of Fire through the through the the the cave.
That's what it's called. Good God, what is wrong with my brain?
You went through the cave where where the long stick was that you you
encountered in the very beginning of the campaign. You ran from it. You
left it alive. When you went in there. You did find the old
Drift dole, which kind of breaked everyone out. And then you went through
the cave, you found the long stick. You killed the long stick.
You went into the actual gate of fire. You found that three of you
out of the five in the party so far, are able to kind of
slowly somewhat heal while in or near the gate of Fire. Now Drift is
unable to, but he has his own special ways of healing. And obviously
Stubby Stout Boots is with you, and he's kind of just following along,
but he's sweating a lot because it's pretty it's pretty rough for just a normal
mortal to be near this place. And you're just like, come with us,
this is all goods are about it, and he's like, I love
it makes me savvy. You guys actually had a quick rest and then you
entered the Gate of Fire once again. Upon entering, y'all, did someone
did a perception check and was able to just about make out that there were
some individuals further in, and you guys managed to sneak up and approach a
room where an ambush lied in wait a bunch of cultists, a big,
strong looking dude, and hidea night Sky the Protereton that Rin encountered in rose
Guard who had a cut off a finger and kind of kind of set her
on the path of going to the the night Storm Dungeon underwater. You all
crept up so successfully that we're going to start this episode with you all in
this in this dungeon, and you have I've been waiting for us all week.
Me too. You have like crazy like I s don't remember what I
was going to do too. I do too. I like that I feel
like it hasn't been a week, but it has. But like I feel
like we're back. You have you will have surprise on your attacks here.
Just to give you an idea of what you're looking at. As you approach
this room, you can see, well, those of you that are in
the front, I think probably Ero and Stubby don't really see much of what's
going on in this room. But you three Wren nineteen and drift. You
can see in him relatively well, and I think you can make out most
of these figures. These guys are all concealed. They're only doing it in
such a way that they're partially hidden, but they're also just kind of hiding
behind it in in the sense that they are hiding behind cover. The ambush
was obviously going to be set as soon as you walked in, but you
guys are walking up, they're standing around kind of casually. Nobody seems to
have noticed that you're there. Behind this wall rin you can see Kadir nineteen.
You can see that there's a very large figure. These guys, the
cult fanatics as they're labeled on here, are all wearing robes. They seem
to have they're very there's humans and elves and teethlings and all sorts in this
room, but they're all they're all wearing robes, but they don't really look
like they're they're in uniform. Their robes actually look kind of different. There
is no like pre terraton uniform. They look like they were just gathered at
random, but they all kind of share the same kind of mage esque look
to them. They have these robes, they don't have armor on. I
think a couple of them have daggers, but for the most part they seem
unarmed. The figure who is just inside the door here is a very big
looking fellow. He looks like a giant human kind of viking, just to
he looks like the Mountain from Game of Thrones kind of looking dude. Just
a big, strong looking fellow leaning somewhat on a great axe. And Kadia
Knight sky Is is an enforcer of Prey Territor, which Rinn knows means that
he is probably he will be exceptionally good in one field. He's wearing armor
and he's got scimitars on him, so he looks like a fighter as opposed
to some of the enforcers which are mages. And that is what you see
in the room. With that being said, let's begin, and I'm going
to need everybody to roll me some initiatives. Scope we eleven twenty for in
natural twenty. What the heck, that's what I'm talking about right there,
That's what I'm talking about. And I'm going to roll for these boys.
I'll just do it this one. It's gonna be easier. I will get
something high too. Nope, that's the worst initiative. I've ruled this whole
campaign all right, So that is a eighteen. We still get the surprise
attack though, right before this all goes down, sj awesome. That is
an eleven year and a seven on these guys. Is everybody on there nice?
Yes? Oh that's huge. So your Odea Rin Kid Bizarka nineteen drifts
and then the occultists. So a surprise round essentially means you guys all get
to do one free turns. You get a free turn pretty much. You
can do whatever it is you want to do before anyone on the opposing team
reacts to you. You can move, You've got everything, You've got your
full thing. So Ero Rin nineteen drift, and then it will go back
around to the top and the official turn order will begin with Eero again.
So that brings us to Irida. First, I'm going to move the turn
order on the screen because it looks ugly, and then I'm going to see
what you would like to do Iero again. These guys are like standing around,
So if you get into a position where you see them, you can
see that they're kind of standing around. They look like they've been waiting around
for some time. They don't seem to look like they even know that you're
in the area. Think that's a stout bootspread, oh yeah, and stout
boots, and yeah, you can you can assume that they don't really have
any idea what's happening. He just got right pretty high as well. It's
at nineteen, so he's yeah, this is huge. What would you like
to do? So, as I see everyone sort of getting ready to rush
into the room, I say, keep one of them alive, and I
start to shimmer with golden sort of particles all around me as I use my
mantle of inspiration, that will give everyone eight temporary HP and you can all
move up to your speed as a reaction. I like this right now,
if you would like to do that and you do not trigger attacks of opportunity
in the process. Brad, maybe we move so we can do this as
part of our attack, I guess because all three of us wanted to go
in together. Right, well, you can all go right now before you
can move. Narratively, I mean, we can use this as to be
like, you do this and then we just all jump in together. Okay,
so right now we should move if we want to move two, three,
four, okay, well, yes, are you guys us? I
gestured towards the words who Kidian the guy on the left of the door,
he's right there. Okay, yeah, so n then I'm gonna yeah literally
yeah, okay literally then yep. If this is who you're saying, yeah,
you know what, though, I'm gonna be right here because I'm gonna
cover hero out. I love that we all jumped this dude, So have
you all done? You're moving? I'm going to move, I think.
M I think I'm going to move there. And and this is how large
is this pedestal? By the way, before I commit to this movement,
that pedestal, it's about five ft off the ground. It provides some cover
maybe if you actively sort of duck down behind it. Yeah, all right,
so that's my mental of inspiration. Tell me that's my bonus action.
And then I will use a mmmm. I think I'm going to go ahead
and cast a fairy fire. Well, no, no, that won't be
good. I will use a vicious mockery, I think, and this will
be on Kidea Nightstalker Wisdom Save DC sixteen, and I say, surprise,
you're already dead? Yeah, I think, like for what we see here
is you guys all approach and then just everyone blitzes into the room and you
kind of do that little oh by the way, I think probably moves to
like yeah, because he's an archer. I don't think he needs to be
in the room straight away, but he You all sort of move in,
and then Wrin motions towards the guy on the right hand side, and he's
got this armor on. He does have a robe on of his own,
and he's standing just kind of leaning against the wall, one hand on a
particularly nicely engraved scimitar. When you all burst in, he grabs for it,
and you will move around and start to position yourselves very quickly. Everyone
suddenly moves into motion, but you're all immediately swarming this figure on the right
kidd of a night skow, which I don't think any of you have seen
before, apart from Rin. I know he's been in and around where you
guys have been, but that doesn't necessarily mean you've seen him. So uh,
wisdom save BC sixteen wisdom save okay, And and that's him there,
all right, So here we go. Oh, roll for it, Come
on, ah, that is most assured fail. Let's go. So begain.
So he takes four psychic damage and let's see, actually I think that
should be is that rolling? That is rolling two days? All right?
Yeah, so for psychic damage and disadvantage on the next attack rule that they
make before the end of the next turn. Okay, that's it for my
turn. All right? Remember that and the surprise that's the end of Hero's
first surprise. Rin comes swarming in around the corner. Okay, yeah,
I'm definitely gonna attack this guy twice. Okay, fourteen okay, fourteen eleven.
I think, yeah, to missus, you come running in and I
think, as you, you got to like hit him. Here he brings
his scimitar out. It's still scabbarded, but he uses it to kind of
block one of your hits, and then he dodges the other one as he
goes to pull the the the scabbard off of the sword. Here, miss
twice, okay, I will use a key point on my bonus action to
attack again. Doesn't don't we get avenge? Why because it's a surprise attack.
No, okay, press it now, it works what it asked.
Yeah, you're thinking speak attack. Yeah, some people get some stuff on
BROA fuck's sake, two more hits come in from you and two a friend.
He he clocks you straight away, and he looks a little more prepared
maybe for you and your attacks than this sudden swarm of people. He begins
to shout to the other people in the room as he once again backs one
of your one of your punches out of the way, and then brings up
an arm to block one of the others. He just he just starts wildly
shouting attack, attack them as he grabs at his as his sword. Four
missus from written anything else on you? All right, my god, hey,
you're still get another go before anyone else gets to do anything here.
Stubby are stout boots. I think, being in the position he's in,
probably will take a shot at the one of the cultists who he sees kind
of begin to chant over there. These cultists all begin to start to chant
and as if they're going to start doing some magic by the way, and
Stubby will attack one attack natural one. No, no, no, I
can't frequent a position. What the fuck? All right, who wants to
roll a D twenty? How about you? All right? Bring before I
roll my next four eight in a row? Four you slip stand up,
so don't vomit. Make a deck save. So he's got to make a
deck save here, got to be a twelve, which he fails. He
he pulls, he pulls his long bow out. He runs up to the
edge of the the the doorframe. It's sort of an arched doorway of black
stone on this on the red stone. He turns, he targets one,
brings his bow up and turns around the corner. But as he does so,
he kind of slips on this on this surface. You see this kind
of muddy boot that he's got on kind of slip one way, and he
just completely falls offside a tip. You see his bottle of whiskey roll across
the ground. As I guess, once again, I think this happened to
him previously when he jumped down the mountain. He stumbles and falls front.
He just boom off on the fast and legs are It's like when it matters
the most, All right? Uh? None? Can you want next?
In the surprise attack? Yeah, well, everybody's missing all their attacks,
so I'm gonna give everybody some love. He's swinging right now. So he
comes in and he like he kind of like doesn't run in he just kind
of walks in and like scans the room fucking straight, terminator style. And
while he's walking up, he turns and puts his eyes on the guy that
she sees Wrint punching, and he just kind of slaps his hands together with
a sword and his shield because that's what he's got out, and he casts
beacon of hope. And that is going to be on all of my allies.
I'm gonna give it to everybody that's an ally for all of you that
want to know you have advantage on wisdom saving throws, death saving throws,
and you heal for the max amount of healing from a spell. All right,
I'm gonna give you a little symbol on your head to state that that's
what's happening, and also that you're concentrating on it. So remember that,
all right, at the end of your time or are you doing anything else
there? I don't know what the funk that was chore noise. It was
a beacon of ho I'm pretty sure. Other than that, I am finished.
Okay, Then it brings us to drift in the final surprise round.
Yeah, so you see, uh, I'm noticing Wren swinging and he's sort
of like countering all of what Wren's doing. So I instantly like summon my
my shadow sword up and he's looking at Rin So I'm hoping I can slash
him in the back without him blocking this. He does his bank to a
bowl. But yeah, so I imagine he did like some crouching tiger hidden
dragon ship when Rent attacked him, like blocked with the hilt of the blade,
you know, like they just like thumb up and like barely take the
sword out of the sheath. I also have a question, really angry,
and she's not. Yeah, am I allowed to hexa like curse him or
did I use my movement as a reaction? So I can't use hex blades
as that was a free thing. That wax thing got you. I think
you did a reaction. Your reaction has been you have reactions. I think
hex blades curses a bonus action. Yeah, it wouldn't be a reaction.
Yeah, the reaction doesn't matter because this is a surprise run anyway. Cool,
all right? Sweet, So you just see me like like just sort
of like point out my hand and like I'm going to curse him right at
the beginning, and then like while my hand is out. You just see
like the shadow sword just form there and then you just see me cut around
and a big old slash coming to him. Let's get it. Twenty three
twenty three is a hit great ten damage? Uh ten damage? All right?
Hold on, wait, isn't in purse him too? At fifteen?
Yeah, but the curse only is on like a natural nineteen twenty or twenty
one. When you hit him. Yeah, something happens. He he goes
in visible. I swear no, he uh, he's gonna repulse you.
You see him, you bring out the hex blades, cast, you bring
the sword down and you do hit him, but he uses that opportunity need
to knock your arm up and then bring his own scimitar across your well at
you. I guess. So let me just roll an attack roll A seven.
No, that doesn't hit. I think I get more damage. I
haven't done. I haven't used this in so long. Hold on one second,
I don't know what bonus shit Brad gave you. What are you saying?
I thought i'd get more than just the fire. I thought like there
was like a one D six or something. Get your proficiency added when using
it. I think that's already added though your it's just been so long.
I'm treating the curse real quick. You get your you can use it to
attack with you can use charisma to attack with it. I think that's it.
And if the curse targer die, it's a bonus equal to your proficiency,
and then the cost gives you the extra dam. I just remember when
I used to use the sword, I would roll like a one D something
that's just the target dies. Okay, cool, that's for healing. Cool,
great, I'm good then Umm okay, but you put X blades curse
on him? Right? Yes, yes he is cursed, so you do
get the extra curse damage. That's what I was looking for. It should
be three, should just be proficiency, to just be three, just a
one D three, No, just a three flat three? I think cool.
So thirteen, thank you, that's what I was forgetting. Sure,
right, I want not forget it again. Plus three. Yeah. So
you you slice him, and you see him kind of stumble backwards. You
see some blood run down from underneath his robe, soak into the robe he
helped. Hits you under the elbow and attempts to stab at you. And
maybe you're naked, right, you're just wearing like nothing. I'm naked.
I think I think he probably hits your skin, and it just doesn't.
It's a glance in blow and it also doesn't open up a wound. And
you see him kind of give you a very quick glance, like an unsure
glance, as if that was something he wasn't expecting at all. He then
does nothing. Actually, so then you just get one attack always have.
It seems like it doesn't it. Something seems wrong that it's not accurate John,
because I didn't take a certain aspect of the warlock. I like chose
something else. I mean already, yeah, all right, now top of
the next round, and the official rounds have begun. All of these guys
around you start to move your This was this all happened instantly, like you
ran in and all this happened straight away, And now everyone is in motion
around you. It is Ero's turn again, all right. I will seeing
that Rin had a little bit of trouble, I say, Rin, concentrate,
don't get so angry. Focus, and I will give her a botic
inspiration with a sick riff as well on my firelote, yeah, and umbodic
inspiration, and then I will use a m oh and, well, technically
the vicious mockery would have expired when he had tried to attack drift with the
cimitar there, but we forgot. It didn't matter anyway. I will use
a another vicious mockery on h on kid here, and I will say,
well, I know you had something prepared, but so did we, And
that'll be it for my turn. I believe, let's cast a vicious mockery.
It's another DC sixteen wisdom save three psychic damage. If it's all right,
i'll give you the wiz save now my stuff actually ready. Another fail,
So he takes the three psychic damage, and on top of that,
he g's adage as disadvantage again. Please remember it because I will forget.
Yeah. I think when you say he has something prepared and you kind of
hit him with this thing, you see him react to it. He's still
kind of dealing with the others. He says over towards you, without looking
at you. Doesn't matter what you had prepared. We've just got to hold
you here for long enough, and continues to parry all of the things that
are probably coming in from Rin And I say, well, I guess we'll
all have to make this fast. Good luck, Rynn. I'm going to
pull out my whip and attack twice with that. What oops I think I
have? Oh no, that's not advantage. It's just an extra D six
right whack, Yeah, bodic inspiration that I grant you. Yes, significantly
awesome, So that's going to be I believe it's a D eight. Now
hold on, let me check. Oh yes, D eight. You using
the bodic inspiration. Now I'm wondering if I'm going to do that. Now
I'm going to assume that he has higher than fifteen. Uh yeah, I'll
use it now. Why Oh boy? Yeah five quinito, I said a
twenty towl. That's a hit. Yeah, seven seven slashing damage. Yeah.
You bring this whip out and suddenly you see it like whip out and
he almost openly takes the attack on one of his arms. His arm shoots
out from inside of his row and a bunch of sand launches towards your face.
Give me a dexterity saving throw as then the whip runs across his arm
and you deal the seven slashing damage to him fifteen fifteen just makes it is
the sand kind of launches towards your face and you shield yourself away from it,
just in time before it all goes into your eyes, and you see
him kind of start to get a little angry. He looks around at the
other what are you waiting for, you blithering idiots? Stop them and there
you can carry on, okay, John sam Men's this one's ten character.
Ten is a miss, okay, and then I will attack him twice with
my fists. Eighteen eighteen to hit nice six m hm ten good allreat Yeah,
So I think a bunch of blows come in. He kind of he's
brought his sword out now and he kind of uses the butt of it to
block one of your attacks. You get one in and he kind of grunts
as it shoves him back towards the wall. Anything else in your turn now,
nop. Stubby's going to stand up. Good job, Stubby, And
as he stands up, he kind of dusts himself off and then just fires
another arrow towards the the mage behind the pillar ahead of him. Twenty one
is a hit, and then he's going to fire a second one at the
same Dude, Studd's on a twenty five. You see him stand up and
say height listen if not drinks a sip of whiskey, and then just the
two arrows are fired very swiftly they find their target. He deals a grand
total of seveneen piercing damage. You see both of these arrows. The mage
is kind of roughly hidden behind the pillar, kind of mumbling to himself and
with some sort of weird arcane spell being drummed up. When he takes two
arrows in the chest, blood runs down, but he's still alive, but
he looks fucking bad. And then it is Kidia's turn finally, so the
leader here looks around him completely surrounded. He kind of smiles to you and
says, you've targeted the wrong person, and he starts to wildly attack at
one coming in at drift one, coming in at nineteen one, coming in
at rint in that order, scimitar to drift, scimitar disadvantage on that one,
which is a fourteen scimitar to nineteen on a twenty one, and then
a dagger appears in his other hand, dripping with poison towards rin on a
sixteen. Yep, anyone hit, I got hit? How much did you
hit me? Infore? I'm sorry? There's fourteen a hit on you?
Nop then nothing so only he these attacks come out quickly. He runs the
scimitar across where you are drift and then it's almost a like another kind of
glancing blow, I think, whereas the scimitar then drives its way and chips
something off of nineteen that looked important as you deal, he deals eight slashing
damage to you nineteen. At the same time, without really even looking,
he jabs a small dagger at u rin a drip of poison, watches off
it behind you all head uh, bringing us to nineteen son. So the
first thing he does is after he getshit, he kind of gets hit.
He's like, oh m. He kind of sits up and kind of just
looks at him. Maybe the wrong people, but you're the only one I
see in front of me now. Then he goes and he's going to go
for an attack. Also, did my concentration drop from that hit? You
need to roll mea constitution save you do have a you do have your hope
on you don't forget that's what he's rolling for. Yeah, no, I
know, but an eight and I am going to use my inspiration for that.
I think that means you have advantage, don't you? On this have
inspiration? And oh did you get it from bread? Oh? Yeah,
I don't want this to drop. I know inspiration okay, yeah, you
can have helped you again, Tiger. Huh. It gives you. It
gives you saves on wisdom throws and death savings throws, and also heals you
quite a bit. I really wanted up for the wisdom saving throws. That's
what I wanted up for. Do I just get rid of the inspiration and
then just roll another D twenty yep or another constitution saving Yeah, good luck,
buddy. Twelve Wow is a mite? Yeah? You have to be
a Yeah. You you managed to maintain concentration on your spell and and then
you gonna attack with a melee weapon. I'm pretty sure, but I want
to look at something real quick before I attack. Yeah. In fact,
I'm going to be using a whirlwind attack on him. So it's going to
be two attacks with the great sword, and if both of them he's stunned.
See, actually, I can just fifteen fifteen is a miss. It's
a miss. Okay? Do I have that inspiration? Is that correct?
Or? Do you guys to do it before you tell me? Don't?
I from him the operation Bartic whatever he gave me do you have one?
I'm not sure what did you what did you give us whack or did you
just give that points? I couldn't remember if he did the other one or
not. I gave rent a bartic inspiration. She fucking needed it. I'm
sorry, maybe missus again? Correct? All rights, that counts the whole
thing in the one world win ability m Let me remind myself what this does
as an action one wilding this weapon, you can make two attacks against one
target, spinning your weapon before jumping to head to bring it down. So
you make two attack rolls and if both of them hit then it's done.
So would make another one because the first one was supposed to be me swinging
up so realistic. The second one would just be a regular great sword role
because otherwise it'll do the damage wrong. Correct potentially, Yeah, I don't
know how it's set up at this point. Okay, just a reminder everyone,
do you have to roll worlwind together just a great sword role? Does
well Wind have different stats or is it just a great sword? It has
different stats for a whirlwind, which means if I think if I missed the
first one, because if I hit, what the second one and I rolled
the dam two D six you can roll well win, that's what it does,
okay, okay, wait and a thirteen, which is another miss unfortunately,
so you just go spinning around wildly in the air and uh, yeah,
you completely missed these wild attacks. He he probably parries one with a
scimitar, and then you bring the great sword down wide on the second one.
It chips off the ground. You see that the ground takes no damage
in here, but bounces back up towards you. Is that end of your
ten? Yes? And because he put that in the channel and makes is
it the end of every round? Do we gain those two hit points back?
Or is the end of each turn? Start of your turn? Start
of the turn? Okay, yeah, okay. There is a figure behind
you as this very large gentleman in lots of odd looking armor made out of
what looks like kind of boiled leather but nicely fitted to his body, brings
up and hefts this giant great axe and just runs over towards you. Drift
is going to bring it down over me because I mean, you know,
Standwidge is even there, because behind the wall, this guy's pretty fucking dumb.
So yeah, he comes running in at you, and he is going
to try and hit you with this great axe. This is a reckless attack,
which means he has advantage on the attack. That is a natural twenty
attack. Rolls against him have advantage until the start of his next turn.
F YI, and the great acts attack is coming in or a grand total
of twelve slashing damage from behind you. Suddenly there is this biting pain as
you feel this wound open up and giant man cancer a line down your back.
Are you kidding me? You're kidding me? That's a wall John?
Then it is your turn, Drip. I'm pissed. So I instantly just
tuck away this shadow sword and I literally say what I just said? And
I turned on Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? And you
just see my my, uh my, what do they call things? Pop
out a little and just get pissed, and I ratch back like my back,
and I jump up to his neck and I'm gonna bite him all right,
turn him, turn him fucking feast, going I'm come, I'm here
we go. Nineteen Yeah what he did? Think it makes sense? So
nine? Uh? Nine? How does this work? Six? Perfect?
Got a six and a three, so it's nine it's nine damage. Yeah,
and then I heal from it as well, four plus your decks one
D four plus three Hey wait wait wait you get maxim and healing anyways,
wouldn't he No, just off a heels because of my ability? I think
it's drinking blood. What is this dude's mountain? He's way bigger than you,
way bigger than me. Perfect. Do you just see me literally latch
on to his like chest area and it's very like like oh, neck fully
exposed and if it's not, I'm getting in there. And you just see
me like wrench my head kind of back and like I like before I bite
just for you know, cannons for fun. I just say, don't do
that again. And you just see me like rip into his neck and start
sucking seven hp back kind of pushes you off of him. There's blood running
down his neck. One of them was a fucking buyers. It doesn't matter,
just keep him off you next time come on, and he carries on
doing his spinning, swelling fighting. Yeah, what else do you do?
Or is that the end of your turn? That will be the anima trin
now, oh god, the cult fanatics, this is gonna be insane and
they all healed two HP at the end of every turn. Correct, do
you get it? At the start of your turn? You got you would
have gotten. No, No, you don't get it. Not me,
not me me you uh you hear these these guys around you kind of like
chanting their their spells, and all six of them seem to be chanting in
unison. But the six separate spells do go off as they mean, well,
it will be doable ice and then a bunch of spells suddenly come launching
in and here is what I guess the best way to do this is.
And Tiger writer, you are going to be so happy. I'm so happy
I kept it up, aren't they. I'm gonna need a wisdom save from
Each of you has advantage with advantage. Everyone has advantage. I love me.
I fucking as soon as we walked in and he's like, well,
I was like, man, they fucking cultists. Wow. Seventeen fourteen fourteen
why thirteen? Okay, Well, fuck my ass. I guess Stubby also
makes one on A fifteen. So let's see full damage half damage. So
oh, so let's see here. I think you actually all made it.
Yeah, seventeen fourteen twelve thirteen and fifteen. Yeah, you all make it.
You feel this, these debilitating, these debilitating spells come in and they
try to affect you, but it doesn't seem to do anywhere near as much
as it should do. You can sense that they're trying to do something to
you, but you're not sure what it is. However, rin you feel
a second one hit? You give me another whiz save please advantage again?
Oh my god, this is huge. Thirteen thirteen's are made that advantage Tiger.
That was huge, Bud. That was I straight up walked in and
I was like, these bitches are wizards, they got the spells. It
works. I was wicked once. Play you've ever made the cultists? Okay,
all of the Coultists kind of their cells go off and they look at
each other, and you will continue to do what you're doing. It's not
working. It's not working, sir Kidea, He's going to roll the dice.
Are you gonna as for a canon thing? When you're done? He
glances at you Hero, and then he glances at you nineteen. He says,
it's one of those two. They cast something. Take them out first.
And you wanted to ask something? Yeah, just for cancer. Could
I roll it intelligence check for our kind of check to see if I know
what kind of spell they were trying to casts. You can roll an arcana
check with disadvantage because they did it in a specific language. That me an
eight. You are not sure, okay. It's definitely something to try and
to try and debilitate you guys. It's about it. I think you can
walk out, bringing us to the top and round again. That's on within.
He's got some sour crowd. He's rumping his mouth with his hand,
looking very I know what it means in wax. Stephen is he's he's debating,
he's looking at us, he's thinking more okay, he's thinking. He's
still thinking. Listeners, he is thinking. He's got the best face on
it. Now. It's like my favorite whack. If I could give you
an idea of what his face looks like, I want you to imagine how
many so these these uh, these things in the corner here are these?
Are they fire? Yeah? That like that? Like you beautiful motherfucker?
Are those the only two things lighting the room that I can see? Yeah?
It's little, it's only small pools of flava. They're probably only about
two three feet across. There are two pools at the bottom left and bottom
right hand corners on the map. There's a set of stairs that lead up.
You only elevate this top area is only elevated by like three feet.
It's not high up, so it's not a big deal. And then there's
a hallway that leads out of the north hallway that leads down to the bottom.
But you can also see that something else has changed at the top.
Where there was once a pedestal that have the stone sword that you could turn
like a sun dial and it would affect the globe, there now appears to
be an opening in the ground. Okay. Other than that, though,
yeah, there are too So just these two things are given us light.
Yeah, okay, I cass control flames on one of them, and I
would like to extinguish the fire that's there. I don't know if you can
actually do that. They're more like they're attached to like a running giant mass.
Is there, like magma there? I mean it's like yeah, like
wheather. Sorry that the there are those like pools of I wanted to turn
the light manna. Never mind. I So they're like they're like when you're
walking down the corridors. There's like a central rivulet of flava that you were
worried about at first when you first came here. And there are just openings
and in the area, and this is one of them. It's like a
one foot kind of like Mario pipe out of the ground, and it's it
looks like there's flava in there, but it's attached to just a ginormous amount
of it that runs in and around this entire place. So yeah, I
mean you could do it. You could try and do it, but I
don't know how if if I see basically so control frame control flames allows you
to instantly extinguish flames within like a five foot cube, it would just yeah,
yeah, so I would say, if it looks like it's you know,
if it's got a lot of lava, yeah, okay, so never
mind to running lava system. I was going to turn the fucking lights.
Wait, So that's like they can people can fall in that. It's pretty
small, okay, surely a flame sly it's like two and a half two
and a half fit across, So you'd have to like really put aim and
then drop them in. I could technically probably pick someone in there and drop
them into the fla. Yeah, that's pushing them into It wouldn't be as
easy as with the orcs, but it is possible. I don't want to.
I don't want to ride it off for you, okay, but it
definitely wouldn't be as easy. It's not like an you know, just thinking
about it. The room below hasn't has you've been in the room below.
It is where you fought the magmaine and the little creatures that exploded. There's
like an open pool of fire in there, but it's a bit of a
bit of a distance. All right. If I can't do that, then
I have like two other insane plans. But I think what I'm gonna do
then is I'm gonna uh I think I want to waste those I thought it
was mut sorry, all right, So if I do that, that's really
good. Uh I don't want you guys, Brad. Fairy fire allows me
to do a twenty foot cube? Can I cast it in a way so
it will only hit Kadeer would only hit Kaday? Yeah, and see why
you wouldn't be able to do just do it here right well, because the
wall's there. So I don't know if you want to allow me to do
it that way, like if I just kind of throw it against Okay,
you can do well, that's the way. I'm going to aim a fairy
fire so that it only hits kadear, and that will give everybody that attacks
you mean you can't avoid everyone else. Yeah, I thought you could pick
not to hit friends. Now it's each object in a twenty foot cube.
So I don't know if you'll allow me to do that or not. Uh
could the cube go through a wall? It's a cube. I feel like
you. I think that's up to you. I feel like you would probably
you have to hit yourself, right, Well, I don't know. I
figured i'd ask you. I didn't know if you'd allow me to sort of
minimize it, all right, So I won't do that. Then, I
think the purpose of a cube is and circles and cylinders and stuff so that
you have to think around. Sorry, sorry for taking so much time here.
I'm gonna sorry. Then this is the end game. I'm gonna uh,
I'm gonna cast I'm gonna sort of try and duck behind the the pillar
over here and then cast fairy fire. No fuck, never mind, I'm
not gonna do it. That's too fucking risky. If I fail, I'm
certainly dead. Yeah, I'm not gonna do that. I'm gonna do that,
all right, So I'm just gonna go ahead and uh, we'll come
We'll come back to Hero. At the end of the fire like, Hero
starts thinking about what he's going to do next, and then as he lifts
his head, everything in the room is dead, and he's just fun like,
Oh, okay, I'm gonna firebolt Cader Knights Nights Night, skuy nice
guy. Uh yeah, I'm gonna I'm just gonna fire bolt him. That's
a twenty is it? For seventeen? Fire damage? And I contained fine
damage? Yeap? What the fuck? It's two D ten man this plus
plus one million, five hundred and sixty nine. He's dead. Let's go
and uh that's it for my turn. I think I don't think I'm gonna
do anything else yet. Okay, um, Hero is Jim more damage.
You're not just broken. I really had some crazy ship. But it's if
I fail, it's such a mega fail, Like it's so bad it brings
us too wrint to must remember, vision must be breaked. I flame on
and I do choose to damage everybody around me, because everybody around me ever
this tit is immune you. I was thinking about it, and what does
that do? I instantly heard. I mean, I come and I burst
into flames, like I just immediately burst into flames. I have no idea
you gave it to us. But question also is that an actor? Is
I take an action by the way we're out, or is that just something
we're gonna do? I didn't. I'm sure I put this in the course
at one point when you've got it, oh, maybe find it. None
of you have it. Let me open mind up and take a pixy real
quick, just in case. Here we go. Um, when you cast
ignore resistance to fire damage. Fiery magic erupts well the half your sorcerer level,
but ignore that it's just half your level. Are you reading the heart
of Fire thing that you gave us? Yeah, because I think you have
to be casting a spell for it even ignite to start, is what it
says. Well, he told us before that we could just flame on and
then it's not. When you cast a spell. I don't know why I
gave you that one screeches you choice to see it. Yes, we're going
with this. Let me read raise it for you. There you go,
hot fire, fiery magic erupts from you. This eruption causes breaches of your
choice that you can see within ten feet of you to take fire damage equal
to half of your level, which is seven. Okay, so it's four
okay, So yeah, you just ignite. You can do this just whenever
you want. You explain on and you take you see this fire like push
out and cross over kid here. He kind of stumbles backwards reflexively, but
it's unaffected. Oh so he doesn't. Oh no, so he doesn't like
laid on fire? Oh no, what does it mean? My god?
An intelligence check? Oh sorry, I thought you said perception one exception or
intelligent perceptions? Fine? Oh okay, seventeen um, give me an inside
check. Whack, this is huge. I'm sorry I was afkab. The
fire pushes out over Kadir, and suddenly your brain puts together a few things
that you've noticed. Stubby is sweating like fuck since he's walked into here.
It's just awful for him, and you remember what it was like to be
in this place. It's unbearably hot, and it's difficult to spend long periods
of time in here. You can see sweat running down his face. Kidea
and everyone else in this room is not sweating at all. On top of
that, Kadir doesn't appear to be burned. He doesn't react to anything other
than like the light and the immediate shock that there's fire heading towards him.
But you can see that he does. He's definitely not injured. Do I
can I rule something? Are they real? You can give me an investigation?
Check? What ten? They seem real? Fuck? Okay, I
attack him? All right? I think he's real. I guess I will
attack him. Great. Do we still have advantage on this guy? Or
is that gone? Now? Does he favery fire it? No? Don't
know he didn't okay, okay, Oh my god, that's a natural one.
What is it? Your roles? All right? The button guys,
it's not my fault. Yeah. You feel like you're getting ibs from D
and D twenty two for the second one? Wait, hold on, give
me twenty five every you need to suffle, suffer the consequences you uh?
You? After that first one lands, you stumble forward and give anyone near
you an attack of opportunity, which is kida Okay? He is going to
which will use his reaction. We'll use his reaction. That's correct, it
will I'm still gonna use it. It'll be fine. What else would he
want his reaction for? Will be fine. I think he is going to
give you a little stab stivity stabs a scimitar on fourteen the miss h Then
you roll a twenty two, which is a hit. Okay, five five
damage, and then I am going to use hold on it is at this
point you see a poison dagger heading towards you. Okay, on a twenty
four you take four piercing damage, five poison poison damage, and I would
like a constitution saving throw as well. Please, It says Bandit captain on
the screen, but he has been forcibly evolved like a Pokemon. Okay,
sorry, I was looking to see if I could technically dodge there. Okay,
you asked me for a wisdom saving thrown six and as a fail,
you are poisoned. If a poisoned status, which means uh, some nasty
shit. It means you have disadvantage on attack and ability checks wow mm hmm
on attacks. But I think the ability checks are equaled out right because Tiger's
thingy gave us advantage on for your wisdom. So it's distribute with you through
that kitty. Oh wow, okay, I's got two seminars and the third
arm came out with the fucking he's just using it to attack my it's funnier
my way, Brad. All right, well it's not funny to me.
Okay, this is serious. So is that any offense? No, it's
not the end of my turn. So uh, I would like to use
oh my god, where did it go? Death strike? So that's when
I make an attack and it hits, I can spend a key point to
do extra damage. So I will just do that again. Fucking fla finger
death punch seven Yeah okay, so that one, that's twenty two that you
did, did an extra seven yeah, yep, And that's it and that's
the end of your turn, all right, bringing us to Stubby. I
think Stubby is gonna fires. Why said the same? Actually, that's not
a bonus action. That's just something I can spend a key point on.
So I will use my bonus action to attack and twice more. Sorry,
come on, this is disadvantage though, right, Yes, the thing you're
gonna roll so well, it doesn't matter. You're gonna impress ooh wow,
amazed, And the other one was a crit That's why she sat up.
Yes, yes, sixteen years of hit. Let's go yeah, six more
damn it chi six more damage. How would you like to kill him?
Wait? Kill who guys in real? Yeah? Brad, are you serious?
Yeah? Oh my god? Can I dramatically just choke him to death?
Yeah? Crunch it against the wall and he you see him kind of
like he with my fucking missing fingered hand, for sure. I fucking grab
him by the throat and I just pick him up and I watch him choke
out to death. Your eye contact? What's the Adam's apple bone? I
can't remember it? Do you just rip that out? No? I literally
like pick him up and push him up against the wall and I maintain eye
contact. Well, he chokes to death. Yeah, he's choking. He
kind of smiles at you. And your hands are on fire too, by
the way. Yeah, she's like burning, but it doesn't hurt him.
He uh, he's he's choking And as as you choke the life out of
him, he says, yeah, anyway, dead. His body slumps to
the ground. High five. His body slumps from the ground and Stubby takes
his Stubby takes his shots at the same cultists. Yeah, twenty one and
twenty one. Stubby's broken as two twelve. You you see like this,
this did more damage than all of you composed. This arrow hits one shoulder
and then it hits the guy in the eye, and the cultist drops.
Now as well. If he kills this, this cultist by the wall,
we just go. Sorry, that was in character. Actually twenty one.
Yeah, nineteen, your turn. You see kidar drop in front of you.
You hear one of the cultists dropped behind you. I'm rolling across the
ground. I hear the fucking I look and I just see Wren choking him
out, and I realize that she's got him. So I turn around and
I look, and I see the other cults drop. And then I look
around and before I do anything, I want to look at the other cults
and go, you have time. You have time to get out of here,
and just let us do what we must do. And then as he
says it, as he says it, he fucking he straight claps his sword
in his shielder gar and he starts on fire for the first time. And
I want to say that it looks way intense because it's like the fire doesn't
happen around him, like pumps out of him, like you see it start
coming out of a threat coming out. Yeah, there's like steam that comes
out and then fucking it and it's just huge. And he looks and he
goes, are you sure sure? And he fucking sees him chanting and he's
fucking runs at the at the one that is we're gonna go mean mine,
buy the toe. Can't run to that one. Let him go? He
mean, mo, okay, we're gonna go for This is a weirdly like
difficult decision that I understand. But I'm gonna go straight for the guy.
What does that mean that he's not No, that's right. Sorry, I
just had to think a turn order. Sorry. I I'm making sure not
to get in the way of the mass berserker. And I'm going right up
behind this pillar to where he's kind of trying caes that pillar go up high,
Brad or is that just like a cut pillar? Yeah? Okay,
so I'm going to kind of hide behind it. So the cult is that
are in the left hand corner up there can't hit me or you know what
I mean, Like I'm a little out of the way of him, and
then I kind of look at the colt and I'm basically just going to kind
of try to disrupt him his kind of the goal at this point in time.
So I'm gonna go ahead and try to give him a big old fat
kiss on the face with a you know, let me do some math real
quick. Uh, we're actually going to this Mike? Fuck? Oh no,
he was. But are they not scared of fire? Easier? Where's
gonna bastion with a long sword? I was trying to figure out, want
to do a fireball or not? Point point being eighteen and things a hit?
Although boom, do you get to do the same damage because you're on
fire, like the just heart of fire damage? Well, I did it
before I went over to the coltest, so I don't know. That's not
to Brad. If like my heat would affect him, you know, Brad,
does my heat affect him when I walk up to him? Does he
look affected by my heat? I wonder? I'm actually, yeah, that's
just curious how that works. Is it only the first time you flame on
or is it just the entire time you're on fire? Good fire? What
I've already lost the words to give you a choice. Yeah, it's when
it when you do it, when you do it, okay, when you
flame on, okay, cool. So you look affected by the fire,
No, okay, he doesn't even look slightly terrified of anything you said or
anything that happened. As you run over to him. I smashed him with
the six slashing damage. Yeah, and you you see him kind of chanting
and you come towards it. He tries to avoid it, and you cut
a line down his down, knock him out of concentration too, for sure.
So he doesn't he doesn't seem too bothered by you at all, almost
as if he's a cultist. Like his eyes like rolled back in his head
and a little bit. Yeah, and he's just kind of a little bit
zoned out. There is a creature in the world far more terrifying than you
that he is just prayd of He is simply trying to please that one.
Yeah, is that what you're doing? Anything else? I think that's a
that is it's gonna be Richard m the BUZZARKA. Yes, he's gonna try
and hit you again, Drift. I think I told you, I told
you recklessly. He's just grabbing his neck, just disgusted at you and confused.
At twenty that's a hit ten slashing, freaking you see, this has
had come down another ten slashing from him. He's a little confused as to
what's going on with you and it is your turn. Okay, So in
this moment, I I want to real quick, Brad, how does he
look? He looks totally healthy, good, strong, RiPPs out of his
mind. Yeah, he's a big, strong boy. He's got a little
top in his neck where you beat him. Perfect fucking psycho perfect. So
I'm I'm going to, uh, I'm going to I'm gonna snap my finger
at him, just snap in his eye, like as high up as I
can see you just see me reach out and I'm gonna yell out real quick.
Nobody touch him. He's mine and you're just gonna see me in like
slow motion, like bring down my hand and snap my finger and I'm gonna
cast an unnatural charm on him. I don't even know what that is.
As an action, you can target one humanoid. Is he a humanoid?
Is great? You can see within thirty feet if the target can see it.
It must succeed a wisdom saving throw or be charmed. The DC for
the save is equal to eight plus your profit profficiency bonus plus your charisma modifier.
The charm target reads you as trusted friend, heated and protected. Although
the target isn't under your direct control, it takes your request their actions in
the most favorable way again and it will be a willing target for your vampire
by each time you do this or what or if any companion or someone hits
it, then it can try and succeed it again. Okay, sorry,
do you communicate that to us at all when you try to do this?
Or you like what I'm saying to you guys such him, he's mine?
Okay, and then you see me snap, So it's eight plust your proficiency
which is three svent's eleven plus your charis charisma which is six six seventeen.
Hold on, let me check you sure not six in total charisma? Is
I'm sorry? Five? Yep? So it is sixteen, you see,
is sixteen? He actually has advantage on this? What? Yeah? Are
you serious? Rolled at seventeen? Nope, I don't mind. Had already
been never mind, I would have thought about it a couple of minutes sooner
I would be able to do something about it. You click your fingers and
yeah, you see his eyes kind of like for a moment, kind of
days out as he has this odd kind of charm settles over him and you
feel this this energy that doesn't really belong to you wash out across this figure
in front of you, but his mind give me an arkana check six.
Uh. I don't think you really know what's going on, but he's sort
of somewhat already enthralled. I guess would be an idea that you would in
your head as he kind of shakes it off stop at you. I wasn't.
I wasn't dooying anything, just making sure paying attention for us. I'm
coming for you, and that is sadly where I And that's an action.
It's my only, uh my only action. I also, because the curse
target died, don't I get a healing from my hand check? Surely you
have to kill them? I don't know. I think I might have to
kill it. If the curse target dies, you regain hit points equal to
your warlock level plus your charisma modifier. So that's twelve regardless of whether you
kill them, while they just don't. If the curse target dies, all
right, Okay, yeah, you hear twelve HP right? The sure whatever
you say at this point, my warlock level is on a level seven.
Is lack of caring really frightens me? Actually, no, it's more to
do with the fact that at this point, like once players hit level five
and they just start saying I do this, I go okay, yeah,
Like I don't know what it is Warlock level seven. Chrisma modifier says five.
Honestly, the one thing I don't know anymore is anything to do with
what is on classes at level seven. Like, I have no idea what
a Warlock can do at level seven. That's just the only thing I want
you all to learn. I will take my twelve If you say you get
twelve HP, then fine. And if if there's a load of there's a
load of comments if I don't, if there's a load of comments that suddenly
are like no, technically, then then we will deal with it later.
The cult So I just noticed that the thing died behind me? Oh yeah,
I think you just feel like a wash of energy was exactly like you
just see like it raise up over me and like, what is it?
Sweet? Do we see anything when this happens? Is it like like this
kind of blood energy comes through to you or is it just I mean realistically
with how I am now, I think you notice if you can catch it.
But like I think you notice the blood from the body that you just
pouring out of his mouth. You just see a trail run to like my
feet and like go up to me and I fill with blood. That's so
cool. And that is the end of my tournament. And that is the
end of his turn because I'm a se messed up. Hey. The cultists
suddenly rush from their position. One runs over to here next to you,
Irradia, and he is going to cast a spell on you. He rushes
up behind you and you can see him kind of chanting as he does so,
moving towards you, and then he grabs you. He's going to cast
inflict wounds. Now, I think I can just click this. It'll do
it. Yeah, nineteen, that is it. You feel this terrible pain,
and I think it probably feels a lot like flame. You see the
the cultist's hands suddenly ignite, but this time it's with purple flame, and
even though you're immune to fire, this is actually necrotic damage and it is
to the tune of three something stupid low twenty one, thirty one. As
suddenly this dark energy pours out from the the cultist and just washes into eerro
Deer. You see this purple fire kind of consume fern and push and wash
over Eero. I think thirty one damage thirty one. Yeah, you cast
it at level two yea as it. Yeah, it's just a huge flame.
The cultist, with a relatively blanket expression, kind of looks at you,
and you know, I think I'll give a general role for the coltists.
They still don't know. They're trying to break the concentration. The other
cultist is going to do the same thing to you. Tiger no A seventeen
not a hit, not a hit. He does. He kind of reaches
out for you and you just move out of the way. Can I get
inflict ones? That's amazing. Another one is running in ten. You see
another one appear around the corner and he swipes at you in the same way.
They they they both miss the other two. I need a whizz saved
from Eero and a wizz saved from nineteen with advantage, my guys, come
on sixteen, Oh thank god, come on he roka God I don't think
fail. I would like to give me a second. I just want to
see if I have any bullshit before you do anything. I have a spell.
It's called that doesn't count. You must I think it's literally. I
think it's important for me. Hell yeah, hell yeah. Literally, that
doesn't count, buddy. You must rewind time by two. Clerics have some
bullshit, like there's a few of them. What inflicting so strong three D
ten melee. They have to get in range for it, so it's pretty
dangerous for like squishy characters to use. I just like to remind you bread
that have that ring on? Oh I know you've got that ring on.
Mm hmm. Let me see you're still smart. Chat What was that?
What was what the way? He was like, Oh, I know you've
got it on. I'm just gonna have a hard attack over here. It's
fine, feel like anything, Brad says. It's just they immobilize me.
That's the biggest problem, because you all lose that wisdom thing. Ummm.
I don't think you have anything you can do. I don't think I was
trying to read the ring. I don't can't find it in nice. I
don't think you were put the ring. What this is, tiger writer,
If it's anything that has anything to do with power word, Oh, it's
fucking hold person, old person. You are now paralyzed, and at the
end of your turn you can make another wid say, I don't know success
spell ends? Does it drop concentration nineteen ninety, saying sure it does,
almost part of it does. Shit, that's spell dropping. This time they
actually work it out. The cultists shout to each other, we've done it.
We've dropped the spill, and that is where we're going to go to
our break, Thank you very much. I thought were skipping our break today.
We're watching so far. No, we're just a little late. So
I wanted to get to the top of the round on era, I offered,
I will happily skip break. There will be no skip. All right,
we'll see you in a few minutes. Yes, you have two to
three minutes, three and a half maybe fourth fight. You always say that.
And then I go in and I see my kids, and I'm like,
what's up, God, I'd always get a can save for that nineteen
We'll find out that a break. Every time, I swear to God,
I'm like, I'm going to go lie now and we're going to go back
to the actual stream, and then everyone goes okay, and then Tiger says
the most random thing as I'm unmuting. So it's usually people reacting to Tigers
saying, are you eating a lemon or something? Just like I said Clementines,
I'm sorry, you just we just came back to people being like Clementine.
All right. Speaking of Clementine, I'm nervous. Yes, your concentration
drops on that spell mm hm, and you are paralyzed, means you pretty
much just can't do anything essentially, That's what it means. Which was the
one that did that? This one? Yeah, okay, the no,
no, no, it was it was this one. You know, I'm
gonna read some things about myself. This weird feeling. I don't like you
having a weird feeling. No, top of the round, hero dear,
you're only two points. You're your two points? Nice body? Oh yeah,
did I get the two points back to or I got on eveil if
I lost at the beginning of your first I didn't lose any Listen, I
got an old person on me. I'm emotional fucking thing is a sayer too,
all right? I think the first thing I'm going to do is I'm
still screaming from the pain that is racking my body. It's just agony,
a weird kind of like fucking ot and I will, I think I will.
The cultist is behind you and when he ran his hood felt bank.
He's got like a perfectly shaved head. He's a human maybe in uh maybe
fifty is all won't Why can I add the same reaction to what you just
said? A serial killer? It's a perfectly shaped head. What does that
even mean? What? What is that? I can tell you? But
it's he's going to kill you? Stop well, neatly shaved. It's not
like I don't know why it's producing an airplane in the sky off of it.
It's just the way that you phrased it. Bread Everyone head is stronger
than you know. They just doubled the HP and just made it sound like
you were looking at the shape, like the shape of his face, but
you were investigating his bone structure or something. Oh yeah, it's my turn,
PB. Can I agree? Yeah? Maybe? Do you want to
ruin the emotion anymore? All right? Uh? I am going to use
uh I think I mean a mantle of inspiration again? Uh so that I
can give anybody that has gone through their temporary HP back the temporary HP.
I think it was only I said I'm not shaved. Yes, that's all
we heard, all right, Yeah, I know I said head, not
shaved head. Okay, so regardless, h temporary HP and you can use
your reaction to move. I will use my reaction to move as well.
Can I do it too? Yeah? I think? Yeah, Well,
well I actually know you can't. You got I'm paralyzed, right, fuck
you so much? And they won't get an opportunity of attack. Correct?
Correct? I think I'm gonna move uh right here with this, So I
just moved down a little bit, and yes, you get eight temporary HP.
So the sparkles follow me around as I glue with majesty, and then
I will eero if you're moving. I don't well this, Brad, I'm
gonna ask you. We don't know what the mass berserk is gonna do,
but if I move here, will he be on stout boots over EO?
Correct? Technically I don't know what you're saying for me. Does the mass
preser trying to figure out who the mass berserker agros? Brad? Well,
I not know that until his turn. You're not gonna know, all right,
I'm moving there, and then I will use a level three healing word
upon myself. Oh no, I can't. Is that both the both bonus
actions? No, I can't do that, all right? So then I
will I will turn around and I will will shoot a short bow attack at
the cultist right here with the shaped head. Die with the perfect just perfectly
shaped head, fantastically perfectly shaped head of twenty three, die the seven piercing
damage for dieuh seven piercing. Yeah. I think you just launch an arrow
into him and he barely reacts to it. You see it go in,
It buries, you can see blood come out. It definitely like damages him
full the mountain stuff. But he just doesn't react to it very much.
He's kind of intently watching you as you move away. He sort of cocks
his head to the side a little bit. I think, probably like him.
And then I think I'll use no no, go ahead? Sorry,
So what do you want to No? No, I'm good. Okay,
okay, Rain, will it take an action for me to take the poisoned
dagger off of this guy? Yeah, okay, I'm going to attack this
guy. Then this cult a fanatic with my with my bow. Oh,
I don't know how this is going to go. Guys. Ten ten is
a miss. Great, but you're still poison. Yeah, according to my
sheet, they actually have an AC of four, So fifteen let me change
it back to whatever. I don't know what the AC is anymore. I
think it's that. So I think that does get that one can hit just
purely because I'm around. Yeah, okay, eight eight damage? Yeah?
What the hell did that change? How is that possible? What I do
sometimes is if you drag an NPC, well you've got two windows up,
sometimes it'll overrate the other one that's underneath. Yeah, that's probably why it
happened. Well, I was looking around with them on the break, okay,
okay, Yeah, you launch an arrow into him and he kind of
he's hit as well, okay, and then I will how does he look?
He's got two arrows in him and he should probably he probably should be
dead. He's got like one in his chest, one in one in like
the top of his leg and his hip, and yeah, he stumbles,
he's he's hit by it, but his eyes are kind of glassy as he
looks around. Two or three of them at the same time, probably under
their breath as you fire the arrow into this one all kind of they all
kind of mutter and in common, and it's not exactly at the same time,
and they have different voices, so it sounds a little odd, but
they they each say the time is over, you'll never make it in time,
as they continue to to move kind of glass eyed. They're they're they're
taking the full damage, but they just don't seem to be too effective by
it. The Berserker saying this too. The Berserka looks less glassy eyed.
The ones that are that are casting the magics have that kind of classic white
eyes kind of barely you can see the pupils through the milky eyes. They
all look like they're all somewhat in a tranced The Berserka seems a lot more
lucid, so did Kidder. Okay, I will spend a key point to
attack him twice nine nine. That's a miss fucking murder me sixteen sixteen to
him that you call five. Yeah, I think you jump up on this
pedestal based on where your your thing is. You just jump up and then
you just punch down bang, and he looks up at you and takes the
fourth hit, his head knocks back, his lip bursts over and they say
again, like you just he probably singularly looks up at you and says your
time is over. And yeah he's still up. He's fucked up, like
his face is messed up. He's got two arrows in him, still going,
pushing through it, trying right. Yeah, yeah, that's it for
me. Stubby. Well, Stubby is kind of stubby stuck with this Berserker,
so I want to suck him up. Yeah, well, he can't
really use his he can hit twice with his short sword, so I'll give
him that nice crip m VP, the crip for for eleven damage. Yeah,
I think like the Berzerka is kind of concentrating on you drift and you
just see like Stubby just kind of fucking go my way and he just like
jabs forward with the the the short sword and it just goes into this per
and the Berserker stumbles left, doesn't quite take the full length, you know,
like this doesn't go all the way through him. He moves out of
the way of it, but it definitely leaves a nasty, nasty wound on
his right side as he stumbles left. Advantage I was gonna say, so
reckless attack record, so that second one to hit as well, which I'll
just add that damage on for another nine on top. I just didn't want
to interrupt bringing us to nineteen son, I can't recall. I have to
do it at the end of my turn, right, that's right, Yes,
give me a wisdom save. Okay, it's not advantage. You are
a cleric, so you kind of snap out of it. You break out
of it, and there's all these there's all these cultists around you, and
they're looking at you nineteen and give me what languages do you speak? He
speaks every language of the Urmand because he put the ring on and he has
a twenty intelligence and all how it works. I was ready to believe you.
I was like, Wow, that's amazing. I s It's like it's
like there's like, oh, you just speak common Is it just kind of
I think it might have been just camon. I think you needed to unlock
languages with your memory thing. Mm hmmm from me? A from me an
intelligence saving throne, okay, which has never been used before, A natural
one. Yeah, you don't understand what they're saying, and I don't think
you can work it out either. It also doesn't come back to you from
any previous bullshit that your new intelligence might be able to unlock. As they
look towards you, they look you up and down, and they are just
speaking in this weird language. It looks as if they were posing a question
to you, though. The buzzka behind you drift or in front of you
drift, but behind you nineteen once again recklessly attacks you again for a seventeen.
Oh he doesn't. That is a mess reckless attack. Yeah, he
just he's moving a little slower now. There's this devastating wound in his side
that's running blood. He's kind of moving a little sluggishly with this big great
axe, moving left and right, swinging it above you and trying to avoid
your attacks, presumably as it's your turn. Brad. At the top left
of the screen, which would be to the right of me, is that
a staircase arrow it? What are you looking at this? This? Does
that look like a hole in the ground to me? I think you can
probably make out there's a hole in the ground. I don't think you know
if there's a staircase necessary, But there's that thing that was there is gone.
It just looks like an open hole. Correct, all right, so
as all these cults, and I can see that cult fanatic right, Yeah,
he's behind a thing, but he has seen it. So if I
were to pull him, could I pull him out from there? Yeah?
Now cool? All right, So you're gonna see me look at the mass
berserker and be like, please stop swinging at me. Okay, I have
way more important things to do, and you're just gonna see me like,
look to the right and shoot out a uh elders blast at the cult fanatic
over in the corner, and let's see if we can hit him. What
one twelves and and then the second one grabs him. Now we'll put the
poll on that. Yeah, and we will do nine damage? Nine damage?
Which one does he grab again? This one and he's dragging him to
hear Yeah, I'm dragging him right to there. I'm gonna give him a
deck save at eighteen. He fucking disappears like you pull him and he just
and he he drops into a hole that has appeared in this upper portion of
the room. It's only the platform that you're all on in the on the
section for the right of the door when you ran in. It's only about
two feet up off the ground three feet up. It's not very high at
all, and the same thing for that, it's only about five feet off
the floor from the ground floor, so you can kind of see relatively easily
what's up there and what's going on, but you can't obviously see over and
down and curve your sight, so you just see him dropping into a hole.
The pedestal that was there is gone. And is that new a pan?
Yep? Cult fanatics. This guy who is hanging on the tips of
his fingers because he rolled an eighteen on his deck save he climbs out and
goes over there. Intelligent, is he? Yeah, no, he's not
very intelligent. They're not really working with intelligence right now. He just he
mindlessly goes back to where he was told to stand and begins summoning up a
spell. Um let's see here. So it's kind of hard to work out
what they would do. Their last directive was to kill Eero in nineteen,
so I think that's what this one's going to do, and these two are
going to do. Hero Rin jumps up on this thing, punches this dude,
and then, while kind of bewildered looks at him, he avoids like
a low kick from Rin and he jumps around the corner and grabs out at
you once and again. He see that opportunity of attack though there isn't one.
He's still within your mother fucker. That's why I gave you a roleplayer
a flavored attack of opportunity, but he didn't get a real one. In
comes another inflict wounds on A nineteen. I'm assuming that hits because that's what
he did last time. And I hate to tell you this, but he's
casting it at level two as well. Or is he one tooth? Or
is he isn't? There's no way he is, Brad, Yeah he is.
That is a grand title of twenty one necrotic damage for his final You
see he grabs Ero, drags him backwards by the by the collar of this
rose Guardian kind of leather armor, and as he does so, you see
this by a wash over him. It ignites some of the clothing, but
not so much. The pain probably rushes through Hero. He lets out a
short gasp before he is dragged to the ground. This dark, dark fire,
this necrotic wave of damage kind of washes over Ero and the the cultist
just turns casually I think probably back towards you, Rin and Ero is down,
bringing us to nineteen. Over here, there's going to be two inflict
wounds coming in on you. Holy shit, A seventeen and a natural one
to miss strucure from me a D twenty m Holy shit, shit got real
tricky five at ten all right? Uh he looks a little bewildered but realist.
Basically nothing happened mechanically, but he just looks a little confused as to
you know, they're trying to grab at you. You maybe like smash one
of their hands back and bend a finger back on one of them before he
can get any good grasp on you to cast a spell the other one.
You you move swiftly to the side and avoid being being hit. Then I
would like a wisdom save from you and Rin, please regular in a nineteen
make it yes, yeah, you you see these these cultists kind of launch
off these spells towards you. You feel this debilitating effect and uh yeah you
you ah, you shake it off. They looking around again. A couple
of them mumble it's too late. It's too late for you now. And
that brings us to the top of the round again. I believe yes,
heero give me a death saving throw please, Well that would have been great,
have advantage. Fuck mm hmm. Thirteen is a mate your one mate?
Rin. Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonnattack this guy in front of me
here. Uh nine, it's a miss Gog's backwards. Wait because I'm poisoned.
Oh it's the worst thing a monk can have. Yeah, I will
be poisoned forever. I'm gonna spend a key point and tray. Then there's
a miss eighteen. Oh my god, okay eight, and then I am
going to spend a key point to make this more deadly. All right,
ummy, it's just this again. Another four on there? I think you
you you like slam like a palm into his face and it explodes his nose.
He stumbles backwards and he cracks his head on the wall. You see
him kind of like slouch a little bit, and then his eyes kind of
glaze again as he gains a little bit of lucidity, they glaze over and
he stumbles forward, clinging onto life. By one hip point this cult,
we see him like really fucked up and fucked up. There. His face
is just completely a mess. His own fingers are damaged from the inflict wounds.
He's got these two arrows in his chest and his breathing is so labored
and funked up. He's he's still standing. I will actually call out that
Ero is down, Drift, help Arrow's down. I immediately like looked back.
Stubby's given two stabs. Stubby says in the whole campaign, crush me.
The Berserka goes to kind of like swing towards Stubby, but he looks
to you, Drift and says, he you go help your friend, and
then just Shift stabs this this dude for a grand total of not enough to
kill him, but enough to hurt him a lot. Yeah, grand total
of seventeen damage. Is he just yeah, he just runs this short sword
through its stomach again, the Berzurka stumbles backwards. He looks like he was
built for taking this kind of damage, but he's got some bad wounds on
him. He's barely standing at this point as well. Bringing us to nineteen.
So as like he's like he comes out of the fucking thing, and
he's like claps the sword and a shield together twice, and as you see
it, you see the beacon of hope come back up again, and I
choose all of my allies. And the thing about it this time though,
is as I cast the beacon of hope, you kind of see like a
you kind of see it can kind of go to every person. There's two.
There's one that has an extra one behind it. One that hits Ero
goes then you kind of see it jolt him up, and then you see
another one that is gonna be a healing word that I'm gonna hit Erro with
as well, which will heal him for the max amount. Uh. And
we're actually so we can see what the dice is. I'm gonna I'm gonna
yeah, we're just gonna roll it normal. And when it hits him,
I want to say that it like jolts him awake, like he's like almost
like when you know when somebody wakes up from like almost being dead like and
that will it would be a total. Well you only missed it by one,
but you get nine, I'm pretty sure is a not the total for
the regular healing word is max. Good. Well you also get that h
HP then, and you are we are not done. Look and I fucking
smack my shield a couple of times like a Viking would and I look at
both the cults and go now we can play. And he looks at both
of them and he's fucking ready for him. Yeah, erro, you are
back up. As you wake up, give me a wisdom check. Just
wis romal wisdom? What twenty? Yeah, as you as you open your
eyes, you are You're brought back. You're still in this room, but
you are. You're You feel an odd energy and you hear a voice say
the time has calm and you're back again. Nineteen end of your turn.
Oh that is Yeah, that's why I can't do anything else. The mask
Bazarka is going to wildly swing at you again, drift recklessly big hits eighteen,
slashing damage probably with this dying swing. As he brings this thing around,
you are distracted. You pull this dude into the into the ground.
You look, you see io distracted, and then suddenly there's this terrible crunch
as you are not just I assume that I got knocked down on the ground,
right, So I'm like lying there like prone. It hits you in
the side and spanks you into the wall, h slashing damage to you.
It's like an ass spanking or like a space spinking. It was like being
hit by a hammer and an axe at the time you found me. Thank
God for Tempecher. And then it's your turn. Great, So at that
point you just see me pissed that I got hit again and I was gonna
do something else, but immediately reacting, I'm i'm i'm I'm gonna try and
bite his head off. I really want you to be able to bite his
entire I'm going to try and completely his neck so hard, undo it like
a mummy. So you just see me jump up for a vampire bite thirteen
no advantage. Oh yeah, you have advantage, thank god, twenty four
seven damage and seven damage. You jump up on him and bite in his
neck. Yes, I know, to kill him. He you see like
you probably bite the other side now and just like rake your your sharp teeth
across his neck and then you jump back down and he kind of swings at
you and bans at you. He stumbles left, he stumbles right. He
grabs at his neck and brings this great great axe up again, says I'm
probably the weakest one anyway, That's what I stuck me up here. Great,
and then I'm gonna roll my one D four plus three Great healing ye
c bank hb back. This is the Coultists. I see what this one
HP cultist wants to do with his life. All right, let's see what
he wants to do with this life. What do you want to do with
your life to grow up to be in the most powerful cold All I just
realized, Okay, okay, sorry er this dude, I uh yeah,
that's what I rolled for. There. He rolled on nineteen on his perception
and then and then I was like, it's okay because he's he doesn't have
any inflict wounds because I've been casting him at level two. But actually that
just means he's got all of his level ones and into the level oneself.
So he's going to He sees rin and then he glances left and does like
a double take. When he sees you moving around, he just jumps on
you. I think probably gets advantage wildly jumps on you with advantage for this
inflict wounds are seventeen yep. Is it hit yep? Level one inflict wounds.
He's gonna do seventeen damage. He jumps on you and then just there's
just like a wild like explosion of flame from this cultest is it just rushes
upwards. I think he probably grabs you like one hand pushes into your face,
another one grips you kind of round the collar bone, and you just
you just see both of his hands light up with this purple fire. Hit
you with another seventeen. There's just a murmured like and I'm down again.
Yeah, pretty rough. And then let's see, oh yeah, nineteen,
same thing on you. I'm afraid two inflict wound's coming in. God damn,
that's a natural twenty on one and then a thirteen on the other,
which I assume is a miss. So one of them probably swipes at you,
and then as you kind of move to avoid that, another one just
grabs at you. Two hands land on the center of your chest and in
coming in flick wounds. Sixteen plus thirteen is twenty nine necrotic damage, which
is an insane amount of damage. Question. Yeah, you'd probably go on
first if anything happened, because I have that ring on. But yeah,
you just see like this, You turn around and then suddenly there's just nothing
but kind of this purple flame on this side. I think probably simultaneously or
close enough, we see two huge explosions of purple flight fire in the room,
one of them over by Iro, and then another one which rocks nineteen
banquards, and then I need a whizz say from you, and a whizz
say from Rinn. Please let me do some master. How much is that
in total? Sixteen twenty six, twenty nine? Okay twelve twell from you
as a mate. We also have advantage, just as a note for the
wisdom things unless actually you need to give me a constitution saving crow first.
Okay, why are there so many buttons? I had so many buttons on
my screen right there. Point twelve twelve was to make Yeah, I think,
oh, actually, at what point does it become I think it's I
think it's like ten or half, which is twenty. It was twenty nineteen,
So you actually failed that. So no, you don't have advantage.
So Rin, yours is a four Oh oh god, and your beacon of
hope drops. Actually no, it was even higher than that. It was
a well, it was a twenty nine, so that was a needed to
be a fourteen. I gotta turn on my wisdom, sir, which is
a fail as well. Both of you are now paralyzed, as the other
two crapos in here hit you with the whole person a turn order is very
unfortunate for us. Yeah, you also rushed Kiddier like they hoped you would
and h really the real threat was just these fucking bullshit artists all around the
room. That's why Kadia smiled at you. That is the end of their
turn though on the cultists turns, and that brings us to Hero give me
a death save naturally twenty and doesn't he have a Does that mean I wrote
the natural a natural twenty which means you get one HP and like this fucking
thing jumps dude jumps on you and just the anime style, like like the
explosion of fire, and it probably rocks your body and then you wake almost
immediately back up again and give me another whizom just a wisdom thirteen thirteen.
I think you probably hear us the the the voice again and this time it
says fight on and as you wake up like immediately, that is the end
of your turn. So it brings us to rin. You can give me
a whiz say to try and break from your paralysis. Got this six is
a fail. You remain paralyzed, just unable to move. You can see
this this completely beat up dude kind of like he's, yeah, you're not
supposed to be rolling for yourself. You're supposed to be rolling for rend you.
You see this, this this cultist which was on Eero kind of like
stumbling to his feet and he looks down and he sees Eero open his eyes
again and a snarl kind of rolls across his face. But you are completely
stuck in whatever stance you were in in this position, and you just can't
shake it free. I get to have my turn on a natural twenty.
You do, yep? I didn't know that either, all right, Okay,
So like I take a deep breath and I I'm like down on the
ground. I've been here before. I know what the ground looks like.
I've been heard many times in these fights. Uh. I'm going to slap.
I'm going to use uh. I'm gonna use a healing word uh.
Level three on myself. Uh. And it's just a whisper. I'm just
like, God, feel better, please. Level three there's a bonus action.
Okay, so that's fourteen. Uh, and then I will use my
main action to fucking nose kah. I'm going to I think I'm just gonna
try and play dead, Like I'm going to use my action to just like
look like I'm still dead. All right, give me a performance check,
Yeah, that reception or an exception check. I'm an actor, so I
actually get an advantage on this for deception or performance. Well, but that
means i'll believe it too, right using my act. Yeah, okay,
all right, is dead regardless, So I won't even roll if I will
roll just because I think, yeah, he actually rolled fucking high. But
he Yeah, the dude like looks down at you and he sees you kind
of play dead, and he looks up towards you, rin standing paralyzed.
Stubby, He's going to try and stab this dude. You bigger, they
are harder, they fall and sixteen and eighteen both hit kill them and six
eleven Yeah, I think Stubby just kind of like ducks underneath a great axe.
And then you see him stab once into his stomach and the figure leans
over a little bit and Stubby just drives the sword upwards. This dude's really
tall, so he just kind of see him lean down and Stubby shoves his
sword up into like the top of his throat. He brings the sword down
and then just throws it to the side. Fucking eat these things. Oh,
shut as the huge form lands dead next to him, your fingers up
of the cursed. He looks sake, John, You didn't have hit points
equal to your warlock level plus your charisma modifier. That's only when I have
him on hecks. Yeah, you didn't have the hecks on this one.
You had the he on the other one already. He had something. Oh
you didn't thought you hecked this guy was on this guy? No, I
hacked theething else for this one or something. I think that's what he's moving
into here. And then it's nineteen stupid? What w save? This is
not good? Who is nineteen? I had an idea and then it went
away because it probably won't work. So I'm just gonna roll my woods save
him cry and then there's anything you can do other than a WI save At
this point, shut up, Brad, I have an idea in my brain
anyway, nineteen things in the chest please as you are. Yeah, snap
out of it again and oh yeah, that's the end of your turn.
So that brings us to drift streat you just see me pissed that I got
so bloodlust on this guy who hit me. I was so angry and I
couldn't control myself, and I knew she called out and I still think that
eros down. So you just instantly SA paralyzed as well. She can't move.
You just see me like elders blast the one as quickly as possible to
kill him for twenty hitting the one north of you. Yeah, three damage.
You just see him. He looks up to ring, he holds a
hand up as if to cast that same spell, and then he's just launched
across the room, his body great, turned sideways ninety degrees, hits the
walls, slides down it and falls in a clump of dead cult in the
corner. Great. And then I look back, do I see nineteen is
still paralyzed there? No, he's good. He's moving around great. So
you just see me cast the other elders blast across the room back at this
one behind this pillar now or no, no, no, the one that
I pulled before, I'm gonna cast it back at him. Another elders blast,
just throwing him around there twenty two twenty two is hit four damage and
I'm pulling damage back into the well or whatever it is. Well, put
him in the well. Okay, I'll give him a deck SATs if he
funks it up. Oh, he funks it up. Let's go. You
see him launched into this thing. Row me. Let's see how bad I
fucking balls? Oh, row me three D six This is one eight more
damage. Stairs. You see this guy like launched off the thing for us
as an audience. You see a stairway that kind of got downwards. It's
square, so it doesn't really allow him to fall too far, but he
lands awkwardly and rolls down a few steps as he falls down this kind of
circular stairway. I don't know how to describe a square circular stairway, but
one of those stairways. And he he takes a little damage from the fall
as well. He is also a little further away than he was last time.
Not enough, I don't think, so it doesn't matter great. And
then you're just gonna see me run up sort of in front of Ero and
wrint. So if anything's looking to throw at them, it's going to throw
at me instead. I'm putting my body in the way, all right,
sounds fine. No longer paralyzed by the way drift. If you see like
the moment you hit that guy that other cultists and you hit the wall like
I came out of it. Oh really not defenseless. Yeah, he was
the one who he's the one who cast it on me. Right, it
doesn't matter. Oh wait now yeah he would need to roll it save.
Actually he needs to roll the safe first. Yeah, you break out of
it. I I thought it was that guy that cast it. Sorry,
I assumed when he was dead it was over. Oh no, no,
no, no, no, no, it wasn't him. It was actually
the one that drifts through down the stairs. So that's why I thought,
Okay, it's their turn now nineteen incoming attacks as seven and A twenty two
you're a c where'd you roll it on the screen? And then they didn't
pup? That's what it is? What's your racy? Right? Yeah?
Twenty Necrotic damage is the same thing I think happens as you wake up and
avoid the the the grip of the guy who originally damaged you. The other
one this time grabs at you from behind, and this this wash of flame
and necrotic dark energy pushes across you and you feel this horrid wave of of
damage kind of sap at your life force. Probably more than anything, as
the coltist kills twenty necrotic damage to you, the other coldest up? Yah,
are you up me? I'm up? Okay, all right? How
far can you run? And he really has no choice? So I drift
there you go. One to you as well? Good six is a miss.
You see him come up and I think you just easily just knock your
hand out. That's right, that's right, blindly grabs at you. This
guy here runs up to the top of these stairs, but he can't go
any further. And then I guess he'll launch a sacred flame at you.
Who is he wanting? Who's he gonna want to hit with this? What
has he got? Let's see roll for it? Uh agree? Uh,
he's launching it at rin So ring, give me a deck, said,
or take and beat eleven? Or take one radiant damage? Yeah? This
like I'm behind that pillar. That's what we'll say narratively. I just kind
of moved. This highly telegraphed spell is cast at you, and you you
just stepped to one side. He's not very good. I didn't have a
whole person anymore. No, No, she broke his concentration. It's the
same one and that brings us to error. I'm going to see the light
at the end of the tunnel recover that to HP. Oh yeah, thank
you, you're welcome. I'm so happy, and said something about that I
haven't done that for two rounds, like buck, anything helps, I've noticed,
I've been watching your health pars alrighty, I am going to whisper on
the winds to nineteen a healing word, and I say, don't give up
a hope, friend, and I cast healing word at level two nineteen for
ten HP, and I will do it again, okay, as't asn't say
I'm going to use the now. I was able to see that the cultists
and I heard that the cultists were focusing on me in nineteen right, well,
he said that it's them. I don't yeah, I mean, I
don't see why you wouldn't be able to They've pretty much been in a pattern
the entire time to roll an inside check or no. I think you probably
can work it out, all right. If that's the case, then I
will stand up for half of my movement, and then I will dash out
of the room back behind the wall over here. Okay, And that's the
end of ten. That's the end of my ten. All right, it
brings us to rin. I'm going to try to aid drift even with disadvantage.
Umm oh, I think I have to move first, Yes, which
I will do. Okay, nine, give me a perception check drift and
wrin seven yes, seven, well let me kill me and that for one.
Because this falls completely slack in front of you? What did you do
to the rule twenty admins? What do you mean? What happened? He
falls completely slack like you run in, he avoids your your punch, and
then he just stops. He just his his movements is the way he's kind
of avoiding you and kind of preparing the cast spells. He just stops standing
still, his face fall slack around the room. You see the others do
as well. Handy girl, Oh god, handy girl, Okay, what
are they doing? You? You hear them kind of suddenly start to h
But it's really like that that all of them are kind of stood still with
their with their their heads kind of down. Their body is very loose.
They're kind of barely standing. What sort of question what's happening? I don't
know? Should should shoot? Should we leave? Should we go? Clearly
there's something else controlling them. You can take a moment to decide what you
want to do. They're standing around you. Oh my god, I want
to as guy right in front of me. Absolutely, yeah, I want
to kill this fucking guy. You can free kill him if you want.
Yeah, his neck or yeah, I'll just slit his throat. Stop that
sound, okay, You run a knife across his throat and he snaps back
to life kind of thing. He grabs his throat and says, my life
for dog. Fire Row me three D ten as he fucking explodes eleven take
rolls, take eleven. Necrotic damage that same kind of fiery ex explosive damage
is suddenly he just in front of you. He explodes into fire and gore.
Yeah, uh so I don't I'm resistant to necrotic damage. Nice,
so you take off cool. He explodes into this fire and this probably does
deal fire damage by the way that you don't feel it, so it's just
the necrotic that you feel. And yeah, he falls. He falls kind
of slack, you see, well, his chunks of him land all around
you. Is a better way to put a ass, and the others are
still slack, kind of slack jawed kind of we're two in front of nineteen
one at the top of this stairway that has appeared. Let's go, we're
out of time. Are we still in turn order? Or can we depends
what you want to do, Like you tell me, if you want to
do an crazy right now, If you guys just want to fucking bail out
of the room, you can. If you want to do something else,
can a nineteen move without opportunity of attacks or we don't know whack right Bred,
well, you can. You're pretty much out of combat depending on what
you do. So that's why I want to ask each of you individually,
what do you think you're doing? Like Ero is kind of out of the
room, Stubby's kind of like, I assume that if they I think you
like, whatever's running through Euro's head was if they're trying to attack me if
I get into the hallway, they'll have to come through this door to do
so you know that that was my logic behind doing that. So I don't
think I really noticed anything else. Brad. I would say that nineteen would
have saw that explosion out of the corner of his eye and would have be
dip. But also obviously if there's opportunities. I don't forget your two HP
people. Oh yeah, yeah, he would just dip. He would try
to run back out the door because you think they're going to explode. He
would, without touching them, that they were going to explode. I assume
that you and I would out of the room. Yeah yeah, but I
would we go north for yes. I know you think you run to in
this moment, you are freedom this moment, I think I would go right
around that wall kind of thing. You are out of combat. The two
cultists that were stood near nineteen go and stand on the stairway and there they
remain quietly. They're blocking our way. Mm hmmm, slack stood there.
Odd. I look at I look at nineteen, and I said, what
what are you doing? What's going on? When you didn't see it around
the corner? Oh I thought they were going to follow me. No,
I think they're one of them exploded on basic command exploded. Now they're waiting
and they're sitting in front of the doorway to get us. If we go
by them though, or we touch them, they explode. From what I'm
seeing, going to like do the scooby doo around the corner. I think
that I know how flank George, eyes glazed over. I think I know
how to do this, but I don't think it matters. I don't think
it matters if we walk by them. I want to go in the room
and I want to look at Stubby Subby. Heero follow me, and I
want to go up to where Rin and Drift are at, so we're all
in the same group together. Stubby will just generally follow you around. He's
looking around at the weirdness of this place. Kind of thing is all.
It's all very new to him. The odd statue with the version of the
is HP bar slowly going up by the way, depending on how long you're
here. But now you know we're just what you do immediately, I would
say, well, we have two options. They're either hiding there and going
there because the ritual is almost done, or they've just realized that we're powerful
and we could get by them, so they in their last steps before they
tried to kill themselves. But I'll also admit that it would be good for
myself. You're in a you eero to sit here for about forty minutes to
forty five minutes. If you know what I'm saying, Do you have time.
I don't think there's time. They kept mumbling that, no, we
are out of time. We need to figure out where to go and how
to stop this right now? Might just Eldred's blastom. Yeah, we can.
You blow them up right there. They will close that entire area and
we won't be able to get through. What are you talking about? We'll
just walk through after they're dead, pull them out. We have to draw
them out. What if they blow that up and it blows it up enough
to the point when it stops us from walking down. I don't th think.
I think I think Rin would feel in her bones that you can't blow
up my home. I don't know. Is that accurate? You have never
ever seen anything damage this place? Yeah? No way, No, that's
it's not possible, Love says. If your wound don't don't get the hero.
Do you have a another one of those that you gave me a few
minutes ago? I could use it, all right, I'm going to walk
over here another another. You need another hue? You think so very much?
So I could do it myself. But if we don't sit here and
rest, and I won't have much to give to everybody either, all right?
Actually hold on how hurt are all of you? I'm fine, don't
touch me with that stuff. But what are you talking about? That's what
stuff. Whenever I went where I went, I I just don't ever heal
me again. All right, you've got it well in that case, then
there's no point in me doing what I was going to do. If you
were to your row, I'd be very grateful. Right level one healing word
or six each p Okay, I'm gonna just peek. They're like, not
are they at the top of the stairwell. They're like they're going down it.
There's one five ft away from the last one heading down the first kind
of they're walking down the stock No, they just stood there. But they
when you ran away, they maneuvered there some themselves over there walked. They're
like a single file. But they're standing like just a few steps down from
each one. So you can see that the top one very clearly at the
top of the stairs, and that the head of the next one, and
the other one you would presume is a little further down. Okay, So
I reminded everybody that there's one that fell, No, that's one of them.
Was there technically three there right now? Yeah, okay, we should
be very careful. I'm like looking in this room. By the way,
I say, we get them out of our way. Uh yeah, I
mean what you see around you is the same room that you saw before,
the one where you fought the magmines with their death bust. Remember when they
did that. It was a little callback. We all enjoy a callback,
don't we. And there there's just every every now and then again the areas
where you can see the flava sometimes lick with that purple flame. You three
of you that have any energy of has more than you will recognize it as
a corruption to the entire gate itself, sort of seeping through the veins of
this place like a disease. Can I we're all to see if I can
figure out where they would go based on memory of this place, if I
can guess where the hell they would be? Uh you give me an investigation,
check, I guess an based thing. Ye five, I'm fucking done.
Is why it's a five for all of you. You all had a
sort of brief vision of death Singer and several roaded figures that are further down
in the gate. You don't recognize the room you've seen the room you've seen
where that leads to. When you head south, you can head off to
the west there and it takes you all the way around to the room where
you first met Hasmre. And that's not the room they were in at all.
Okay, so you assume it's down like they're blocking our way down.
This level is absolutely not the level that they're on, unless there are other
openings elsewhere on this level that have opened up. Yeah, there is obviously
as well, like a dramatic change to this room, as there is now
this staircase that heads downwards that has been opened in some way. I think
you can assume that you have to head down. I don't think you know
where, how far, what's if there's another way there or anything? Before
anybody does anything, we need to I need to do something for all of
you. I start walking around the room before we decide to do anything,
and I am going to be casting a cantrip on every person with us of
resistance. Stubby knocks an arrow, looks over at you, rin if you're
want of thoders, I'll put it in there. Things, So I just
put it on each of you. We should probably back away, maybe hold
on, what if you're wrong, rin, I don't say that. What
if though, what are there some bullshit that they have if we shoot them
there, nig we don't have to. We don't have time. We do
not have time. This is this is the entire world at stake. Shoot
them study not right here. We should back away, you should shoot Wait
and you just see drift walk over to this corner of this cult fanatic and
you just see me get on one knee. Yes, by show fucking rise
rise. Now I'm gonna cast a curse specter on this cult fanatic. What
is that done? You can curse the soul of a person you slay,
temporarily binding them to your service, saying you know, you can cause spirit
to rise from its corpse as a the statistics for which are in the Monster
Manual. When the specter appears, it gains temporary hit points equal to half
your warlock level role initiative for the spector, which has its own terms,
It obeys verbal commands, all that kind of stuff. So I just want
to bring it with us, and I want to see if it could talk
to me. Sure the specter will appear eventually there is, and he'll remain
in service until the end of my next long rest, at which point will
finish. You see the the cultist specs or appeer, and one that's trying
to give me a hug as well. I'm gonna and I'm gonna also look
at the group what and tell them a lot has changed? Is that it
looks like some kind of specter. He's one of us. Now where are
they? What are they doing? And how can we stop it? Are
you asking? Drift all the specter? Now I'm asking the specter. I
see what the I don't know if a spect if he can talk or tell
me things. I've never dealt with a spector either. It says that you
bind a soul to you. So I'll see what I think they do?
Remember ship, let me say it's that would be so sick. That's what
I wanted to try. Understands all languages it new in life, but can't
speak. It can point though, Yeah, this this figure, it looks
like the one which has the perfectly shaped head. And oh there's another one
there he is the What did you ask it? You said, what where
are they? What are they doing? And how can we stop them?
The specter looks down towards you, Drift h turns back for a moment,
gestures as if it's trying to speak, and then points at each one of
you one by one, runs a thumb across its throat and points at the
the cultists that are in the stairwell, and then, oh man, how
would how would it? How would someone do this without the use of a
watch? It makes It makes us as an odd sort of an odd kind
of shape and movement with its hands. Everyone, give me an intelligence check
to see if you can work out that it's making the pattern of a sundial
an eight A nine, Come on, nineteen me some goddamn justice five A
fucking what because he's mine. Look at each other, the two of you
can make out that essentially, they just want you to die. Alternatively,
they want you to waste your time here for as long as possible. And
that's what they're doing with these things in the way. Okay, where do
we go? We just need to get our fucking thing on our way and
get them out of the worry about zero. He will protect us. Listen,
he won't, will he can he? I know he can't make sound,
but tell him to still tell us how to stop them? Eero,
can you readlips me Eero nineteen Can you read his lips? I think we
just all get back in the other room and have we shoot those ones.
Let them blow up my way downstairs what they were saying, and I think
drift did you see it too, Yeah, they're just trying to waste our
time. Okay, let's go. I want to loot this fucker over by
the wall here. Question, this is in character? Sorry, do you
guys think they're just trying to waste our time by going down there? What
if we need to move? I have to make a decision. Yeah,
ask him where they are? We need to go to wherever they are to
stop them. Meanwhile, I'm like rummaging through, pointing at the stay well
and he's doing this as well, making him all right, I'm the cultists
over here. Yeah, the Coultists have on them. They're clothing and uh,
I'm going to take a robe they have they have some everyone grab a
robe they have. Yeah, take a take a prey territor robe or a
cult robe. They have daggers. Kid, he has a dagger on him
as well. You can see that they all have rings on and they all
have kind of the same looking ring snatch snatch that ship as well. Oh
a ring is it on? What finger is it on? I think each
of them probably have it on different fingers. Which finger does the sky I
have it on? Kid? Have it on? Yeah, he's probably got
it on fingers. He's probably got other rings on as well. To be
honest, I'm just normal looking rings that are of no use to you right
now, because you'll never get I'm gonna cut off his finger. I think
he probably has it on a yeah, on on his little finger. Yeah,
I'm gonna I'm gonna cut off his finger. Yeah, you cut off
his finger and you take a ring. Everyone has a ring of fire immunity.
I think you have the ring one, two, three, four,
five of them right en Robes, Okay, drift you should put that on?
Why? Well, from what I got, just fire and not hurt
drifts too. For some reason, was thinking that for some reason, you
don't have drift, it can get a bunch of the ship we got.
Yeah, Oh, never just get behind the wall, Stubby. You should
come back to the door and shoot them. Just in case there's a large
explosion. We should all get back in here, just in case it won't
be that wide. You don't think so. But what if we're wrong?
Send nothing in fire? The arrow go stubby off, goes the arrow.
The head of the first cult fanatic is hit by the arrow, and then
it explodes. It hits the next cult fanatic, hits the next cult fanatics,
and all three of them just they're all dead. I would like to
put on one of the cult robes and I'm going to give a ring to
study. Has the ring and put this on. Puts it on. Oh
you know what, I should have done that straight away. Yeah if you
ton before I took down that big fella. I feel much better now.
Yeah, okay, glad they are healing up. Yeah, we should all
be healing. You are probably all of full health now, all three of
you. My poison lasts for an hour, or poison last until you get
rid of the poison. I think you probably need to take a full short
rest. Not happening. Let's go. I look over at Wrin Come here,
what? No? You come here? Come on, we don't have
time for this. Come on over here for a moment. I don't.
I'm going down the stairs. I grab wyn Hard and then I cast lesser
restoration on her. Jesus Christ, I know you want to help me,
but I just you probably would have been upset about it. And then I
walk you. I need you up here, and I cast lesser restoration,
which, if you don't know what lesser restoration is, you touch a creature
at the end of either disease or one condition, inflicting it because you to
be blinded, deaf, and paralyzed. The poison removes it. There.
Boom gone, yes, use your thank you? Okay, and then Rynn,
you're you're fucking barreling forward. I still have a hold of her unless
she's fighting me. Well, I mean you were too far away from me,
but sure, hid, I need to heal. Boom what? Okay?
What I'm talking to? Run right now? All right? I'm sorry,
Okay, how can I help? What can I do? This is
gonna sound weird, but I'm sure you've seen right now. You're healing from
being in a fiery place, right yeah. I mean this is our home,
now, aren't you. No. I I I heal when I drink
blood blood, Okay, So I was curious if I can have some here.
I pull out a knife and I immediately cut myself. Absolutely. I
don't even hesitate, don't even hesitate, I'll cut the top. Obviously not
something crazy, but yeah, I'll just slice the top of my fucking arm.
Will this do bill it? Don't I try? I try. I'll
try and bite that. Uh yeah, give me the buy attack damage.
Do I have to do damage? Or can I just bite for healing?
Yeah? Like he's just sucking the blood out of the arm like he's trying
to do you know what I mean. Yeah, I have to do the
bite attack. Give me the buy attack because I'm a racial blood drinker.
I just need the dice roll. Oh sorry, sorry, I'm just scared.
I don't want to hurt her, like fuck, give me a who
wren you? Oh no, twelve, I'm gonna do one roll poison.
Fuck? Wait, no, she got healed. You had to be at
sixteen. There is a drift I think probably goes in on the wrist.
You see him stick stick his mouth to the to the wrist and he starts
to drink it. He looks up at you, though, and his eyes
suddenly turned fully black. And now we slake the one. The first says
as we end today's session, what sleek ship And I don't know what the
word is. Somebody want to explain whether slake means smooth. He's going to
fucking drink all of you, yeah, m and then complete the task on
his That's what he's going to do. Thank you for watching the stream today,
everybody. I'm so sorry. It's okay, it's it's fine. Wait.
So if I wouldn't have gotten rid of Rind's poisoned he sucked the blood,
would you've got him poison? Technically? No, like an s T
I right, I mean poison? It makes sense to me, maybe what
does this mean? Why would you do that? You have a you have
a long running history of control issues around your friends. Perfect. I thought,
no, no, no, I'm just like, like, how it
happens? I'm just why is that? That's I want more? Too easy
though, and I'm just drinking your friends? Why? But it made sense.
She's healing constantly, so I just take some of her health. Yeah,
I know. But the first doesn't like any of them, does he?
So it needs a matter of the way, and you're you gave him
that option. So thank you very much for watching the stream. Everybody was
always this contingency. There are several little things going on in the background that
run on whether things happen, and I think we just worked one of them
out. Hero was close as well. Let's do a round of shout outs
and then we'll see you next week for probably still not the final episode.
Now thank you optional portion has been activated. Yeah, let's do a round
of showers and we'll see We'll see you all next time for whatever is happening
immediately after this episode forty six over John sam Man, where can people thank
you before we do episode forty seven? You know, sucking blood? Uh?
Out here in Los Angeles? Anytime? Any place? Uh? Yeah?
Twitch Twitter or the whole, the whole get up. I'm I'm messed
up now I was. I felt good about the end of the episode.
Wow, why did it? Like, didn't I just go drink from a
dead body on the floor that wasn't mine? Why didn't I just do that?
I don't know, I just in my mind it made so much sense.
Wren is constantly healing. I've always had a sisterly brotherly connection with Wren,
so I was like, this is perfect and now we'll see you next
week. It's what the thing in outside your brain wants you to think.
So it worked out very well. Mm hmmm. Also, the thing inside
your brain probably needs that. I would just say, yes, you can't
suck me. Okay, where can I talk to you? Tiger Rya,
Oh, let me tell you you're perfectly shaped. That is how you do
that. You can catch me on my channel Wednesday through Sundays at about two
three pm ps T at twitch dot tv forward slash Tiger Writer. I have
a Twitter if you've enjoyed me but don't really care to watch live streams on
Twitch for some reason, and maybe you're out there listening on a podcast.
Maybe you're out there watching on YouTube. You can also find me on things
like Instagram and all that kind of stuff too at just tiger Writer tv for
Twitter. So go do it if you want, and if not, I'll
see you guys next week for more of me almost fucking being down. God
damn got hard speaking of that, good lord, the rollercoaster that was ero
this this time, I wasn't worried about because because I was still alive.
I was still alive and moving and not paralyzed, so I wasn't concerned about
it. Dude, I would have been paralyzed the hero went down. That
would have been a completely different story. My dog is barking, all right,
well what about you, peybaby, where are you going to be for
the wait tomorrow? I'll be right here for Nocturn, which you should all
come and hang out because it's great and uplifting. This is the this is
the taster, This is the starter for nock Turn at bench m Yeah,
nock Turn tomorrow if you want a nice uplifting journey to get over the stress
of the end of this campaign. Thanks Steven, anything going on? Yeah,
actually, thank you, Brian, Thanks everybody for watching. I hope
you enjoyed me playing Ero dear again for you today and say that again tomorrow
or I mean next Tuesday. I'm glad that I rolled ridiculously well despite Peebee's
horrific roles of having yea of rolls. Fucking Jesus Christ, please don't ever
let her get any kind of disadvantage again, because it's hard enough for her
her roles success. That was yeah, that was even twelve. No,
my god. I will say this though, when you put up that Beacon
of Hope thing and you were like, oh, everyone gets wisdom, says,
I was like, that is so important, and then they were like
on that and I was like that is the best thing you could do.
And I don't think you even knew it, because I knew there was a
whole round of whole persons coming in next. I completely had this thought process.
They were mages or sorcerer or something like that, and it was like
the first thing that came. Plus, he's way smart now, so when
he walks in and he sees a bunch of sorcery, she's like, oh,
well, ship, Yeah, it was a good move to make.
And yeah, I'm I'm gonna be doing a SIMS four stream like immediately after.
Yeah, we're here on there were the characters in that stream SIMS.
Yeah, I'm actually gonna be doing well. Peachey screwed everybody up on Table
Story when he made the Table Story crew in his SIMS game a few weeks
ago. Somebody Peebe linked it in her channel and I was like, how
can you destroy our friendship with these choices Peachy and everything he does. I
had to redo it. I had to redo it. I'm redoing the whole
Table Story community. And tonight, since we just had Dark Fire, it's
unwind, I'm gonna do the Dark Fire. Uh, yes, you guys,
let's all go hang out. We're gonna well write in if you want
to stick in the live stream. If you want to watch that, I
guess you will have VODs on your channel. It's wack Steven, to go
and watch it. If you're watching it, all right, I've got one
last thing for you. Everyone turned the stream on and look at it.
It's not that epic. Just look at the string. I'm just being I'm
just being a bum hoole about doing something. Tell me when you're all watching
the stream so it's so not worth doing this. Look at the bottom left.
Look at the bottom left. You see it. See what it says?
Dam level eight boys, level up? Enjoy it. You're welcome.
Everybody. Everybody gets a level up after that? Huge Because why not?
Because why not? All right? You know, I know why not?
Why why not? Why not? My ass? It's the ultimate battle we
are approaching. That's why he did it. I'm going to die. I
just did so poorly in this that I was like, you guys going to
know I was gonna level you up after this, and regardless because because as
a cleric, yeah well you might need them, you might not. As
you can tell, I am not balancing these fights anymore. I really have
no idea how you're going to approach the final battle. But realistically, I
don't even know if you're going to get there yet, because just kills us
off. You've got to deal with the first, the first of the first,
as he slacks. All right, Well, thank you very much for
joining us, and go and watch Max Stephen now if you'd like to.
If not, we'll see you next time on Dark Hi, everybody post past pas