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Hello, ladies and gentlemen, Welcome
to the Podulah Show. Yes we are

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consumable nonsense and as I always encourage
you to, dude, check out twenty

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go ahead, I could think it. Or if you want me to

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promote your show, let me know. You want me to come to you,

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sit on a boarch or wherever you
want to sit and talk about your

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product, your business, let me
know the Padullah Show. I know,

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I'm surprised that I got all that
information out because I'm kind of like exhausted.

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I'm exhausted because last night my Swiss
neighbor kept calling his dog. I

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mean, it was crazy. I'm
lying there closing my eyes, putting a

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pillow over my face, which a
lot of people would like to do,

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and I hearola raola here boy.
Yeah, yes, yes, yes,

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yes, yes, Hey. I
do impersonations. I started working on them

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this week and here's my impersonation of
a gonecologists going for a job. Yeah,

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do you have any openings? Hey, if you have any openings,

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you better check out Instagram from my
man Mike e g promo shorts my good

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Friends Absolute Punk Zero on Instagram,
and check out Pamela park Or singing Believe

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on YouTube and on Instagram. You
will not regret it. And the One

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Day Only Michelle t on Instagram promoting
Divorce Diaries. Very funny, lots of

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energy and you know what, she
works hard. She's at it every day

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promoting her show ah Man Divorce Diaries. I was divorce once. I'm married.

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Too young, Yeah, too young, pretty pretty, pretty Chinese girl.

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But you know, I don't know
what the hell happen. You know,

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it's just me. I was raised
by a single parent. I was

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raised by my father. My mother
left before I was born. But I

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slowed that. I slowed the tone
that pasted the joke on because I didn't

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even get it. I think I
do get it. I was raised by

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a single father. Hey, you
know what you better get that. I

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mentioned Ghool World Order on YouTube.
Check out the Oblo and Borce Yes,

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Ladies and gentlemen, the Omblo and
bors on goul World Order. And I

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know I already mentioned b S three
changing the way you watched to eat with

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their variety of shows to watch.
Sean Rokuh, did I do my did

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you vood joke? That's really weird, don't you think so? Well,

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here's what needed to be thinking about
it. You need a place to relax,

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and you're in western Pennsylvania. Think
about box car cigars in Oldland,

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Pennsylvania, my man, Bobby p
that's a variety of cigars, and hey,

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you want something to go with your
cigar, go to the next box

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car and check. God the Rell
Distillery I mentioned Jennifer Aniston was working there

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because everybody's own strike. She was
working there before the strike. Maybe she

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knew about the strike. But guess
what, she's still there her Yes,

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and Brad Pitt, they're back together
working at the real distillery. Worked out

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for Bobby p Hey, great variety, man. You know, my favorite

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part of the show's coming up and
all you know about that in a few

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seconds. But for now, school's
beginning soon in a few weeks. And

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I thought to myself, you know
what, I was not really good at

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biology, chemistry and all those things. So I would like to recite the

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periodic table of elements for you right
now. So just hold on your hats

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if you're wearing a hat. They
used to say it, hold on to

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your hat, hold on to your
seats whatever. Okay, here I go,

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carbon, nitron, killium, oxygen. That was the element of surprise.

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See maybe the element of surprise.
You didn't expect that. Neither did

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I. That was pretty good though. I think I got maybe a jump

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back a little bit. Hey,
who does well? Listen, ladies and

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gentlemen, your favorite part of the
show's coming up. I'm gonna be over

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in about ten fifteen seconds. Thank
you for watching. Don't forget because three

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chief on where you watch TV on
Roku. Don't forget my girl. Michelle

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t Divorce Diaries, very funny,
a lot of energy every day she promotes

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on Instagram. Great great, great, great talent. I mentioned mikey ge

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on promo shortz and an Absolute zero
Punk and Pamela Parker. I love her

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song Believe School Order my brother Padula
piet on Republic, Ohio. If you

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want Pepperoni rolls any kind of a
role, because that's the way he rolls.

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Man. That was that was pretty
damn good. The roll Distillery and

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also box Car Cigars. Listen,
you wake up, you say thank you.

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I get another day to take on
the day and hopefully when the day

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is it gonna be easy. No, but stayed positive and keep fighting the

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good fight and make sure damn it. Can I say damn it you laugh? Whoa