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Uh, Welcome to another episode of Snatching Podcast. It is me your
host, Tom Sweeney, and I'm joined here today by some some black guy
and and Chris ray Gun. The people. Look at us, Look at
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We're here to talk about whatever sort of funk should happened in the past week.
Apparently there's a lot. Apparently there's tangents. Apparently it doesn't stop.
I don't know what. I didn't watch the Super I actually straight up I
forgot it was Super Bowl Sunday until the game was over, like I I
and I I still I still don't know who won. I don't know who
I participated. That's pretty weird. That's that's actually to avoid that, I
who watch it, it's pretty impressive to avoid it. I I haven't been
watching UH for a while, but old on. Before we get into that,
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free man. Yeah, let's go. So, yeah, that was brought
to you by the uh, I don't know, Super Bowls, pizza delivery.
I don't want to do that. Don't do that. I had to
want pizza of that brand and it was a croissant crust and it was actually
fucking bomb. I was. I was not like the pizza I expect to
get from like I c but it's it tastes good for what pizza are different,
There are different qualify pizza is such a weird thing because I do think
it's on a spectrum where like I don't judge like toaster oven or like microwave
pizza on the same scale that I that I would judge a place like a
delivery place, you know what I mean, or like a restaurant. Yeah,
it's not happening, Like I don't I don't hate those toastinos pizzas,
you know what I mean. I think Totino's or something. I don't know.
Not the rolls. The pizza. Now, that sucks as a pizza.
It's a piece of ship as a pizza. But as bread, cheese
and sauce, it's okay. It's not a bad little snack. Yeah.
I like a bunch of them. Yeah, yeah, from whatever I've got.
I try not to, you know, because the journals got it's like
a celebration, you know, like yo, homie's over. It's like three
am. You're like, ah, fuck, man, I'm really high.
I'm scared. I'm in a fucking gas station that I know should be closed
right now, and there are a character, there are figures in here that
don't look human by or I'm gonna get up out of here. You know,
we've all been there. We've all been to the late night gas station
pick up with the journo's pizza. You leave because there's a character. I
walked into the lake as a trench coat that's floating, and you're like,
Oh, this motherfucker is crazy. I gotta get out of here. Did
journal though, is like I don't know Dijorna was too cold, like it
feels like it's trying too hard to be real. I don't think at all.
I think it's trying journal Yeah, I never, but it's just I
got it cake almost. I was in Tarja and it was it was like
five bucks because it's normally the one. The one that I got was normally
like ten dollars or whatever the fuck, but this was on sale, probably
because they've probably been in the back for like, you know, two years
or some shit. So I just bought it. It was like, fuck
it, why not? And I was surprised. I was pleasantly surprised.
I was like, this is actually way better than I could have imagined.
But I don't really go out of my way to get him. I like
say, if I'm ever in the mood for shit pizza, I do like
that Toastino. Whatever the fuck that Brandy said is those little shitty square things
are kind of nice and real pizza. This in my area, there's Rockos
and then there's, uh, there's this Italian guy. This is fucking Italian
guy that I think wants to bang my wife. I'm pretty sure, uh,
because he always asked He always asked about her and shit, he's always
like, hey, where is she? I'm like, god, damn,
what's going on now? And darky, where's your white wife? I caught
this dude like mad staring at her ass when we're walking away. But he's
cool. He's a cool dude. But he's like European as fuck, right,
He's like, uh, he's just like very I think horny. And
but pizza's phenomenal. De Lucia's fucking phenomenal pizza. Or I was like usually
usually it's like, you know, this is his own thing. I don't
know if I don't think it's a chain, but this is his own thing.
This motherfucker. Uh, he makes good pizza. I don't know if
he if he puts his own special sauce in it or whatever. I don't
care. I don't want to know. But it's the cheese is What if
you walked in What if you walked in on that guy and he was like
he was shaving the insides of his cheeks and like seasoning the pizza with like
little cheeks shavings, Like, how do you feel about it? Damn?
I don't know if that was like, you know, damn, that's hard.
Derek you explained, you said, you know, I don't know.
In fact, can you explain? I'd be so fucking upset. I'd be
so upset because it's just membrane tissue, like the inside of the like,
because he's probably not actually shaving all the it's probably just like the surface level
ship that's always you know, yeah, damn could have trust me, it's
really it's it's the cheese, man. It isn't the cheese. It gets
at the cheek shavings because there's something about it that is really good. And
I guess I would have to not I guess I would have to abandon it.
I don't think I could it. I don't think it's not like he's
coming unforcedably look his membrain and licks his memories through my mouth. Furtherly,
how would you feel, though, really, like realistically, like if there
was a secret ingredient that was like it was like it wasn't quite like oh
I ship in the pizza, or like oh I come in the pizza,
but it's like it's like adjacently gross, where like I I cried, he
cries, he's got a fart on the crust. He's got a fart on
the dome. He's got a bare ass, doesn't touch it, but he
far that's too much, that's too gross. I think that doesn't touch it,
doesn't touch it enough. He does fart on it all over my pizza.
I don't want that. Yeah, that's actually where far. So I
guess this is what Maybe this is what I would like if he just t
be the sauce, you know, Like I'm like, ah, you know,
I think I might build overlook that because it's almost like it's almost making
the pizza with with the hands are unshed right, and then it's gonna go
in the oven anyway. So it's one of the things where I could maybe
be like, that's fucking gross. But it's just sweat at the end of
the day. It's like it's not like and it's just a little bit of
sauce. It's not like, you know, I might be able to justify
that that might be literally pretty damn good. This pizza better be damn good
the pizza. There's something about the it's actually it's a phenomenal pizza. It's
it's surprisingly good for because usually I don't care for Italian like European. It's
not even it doesn't look like European pizza, so it's not like the ones
that looks all fucking stupid when you see like an Italian pizza where like the
mozzarella is all spotted and ship and the crust is burnt to fucking dust,
and I'm like, I don't understand why this is good pizza. I see
people like, oh fuck yeah, and I'm like, this thing is cunchy
as fu. There isn't cheese all over the place. There's a stupid fucking
leaf for them, like two of the places. I don't know if you
ever see, like like there's a lot of Italian pizzas look stupid. I'm
sorry Italians if you're listening, really I think izza looks I don't know,
man, when it comes to me visually, I think a little bit of
bazel on the top. That's the thing that I was. You always noticed
the basil. I don't know why is there a basil? I like it,
but why is it there? It just annoys me. Basil on this,
you know, That's what I always like, what am I doing?
This basil leaf on my entire pizza? Like I don't know, eat it,
but it's just one giant basil, like crush it up and then sprinkle
a little like eat I will I will eat a basil leaf off a tree
like a like land before time tree stars man A fair enough, Yeah,
it's a it's a good spot. If anybody's in North Las Vegas at some
point, just look up De Lucia's tell him that short black guy with the
with the hot European wife. I know him. He'll know exactly this nigga's
at the point where he knows exactly I'm an order and I was like,
oh, we're getting too close now. I call him. He's like,
oh, you want the personal pizza ship. I'm like with the this,
this, and this extra cheese. And I'm like, yeah, man,
don't I don't want you to. I don't like that. I don't like
that at all, that you know, you don't like creating a relationship with
the person bro. I do. I do. But I think it's the
fact that we're at a certain point where I think he's gonna ask if he
can hang out with me and my wife, and then at some point I
go missing, and then they, you know, they happen to somehow end
up doing god knows what while I'm being sold into I don't know, white
slavery or some shit that crazy. Yeah, I just gotta becoming in this
modern time. Broave, You're a slave in a modern world. Yeah,
that's like being that's like being amish kind of, it's like being it's like
being a woman in almost every other country. Damn, you're dumb. You're
like a bad building. I've been watching someone you mentioned this pizza place,
and I've been I've been watching so much kitchen nightmares and like a hotel I
re I authentically, And part of it is because, like there's obviously some
fakeness reality TV. Obviously, like when cameraman is the cameraman is waiting in
there so like to film him walking in for the first time. That's there's
no way that's real. But but kitchen Nightmares and and those shows specifically are
the most real because those are real business Those are real fucking people to those
businesses. You can go to those places, you can check them out.
Some of them, like a lot of them are still open actually, which
is kind of shocking, Like half of them, it's like a fifty to
fifty, Like some of them wash out immediately or like last for a little
bit. And but a lot of them are still it's still fucking open.
But it is fucking hysterical watching because I think I I look at some of
the dishes Gordon Ramsey eats at these restaurants, and I think he's always he's
tearing them apart. He's like, it's fucking bland, looks like shit,
tastes like ass, tastes like pisce water, it tastes like commy tummy sucks.
And I'm like, it can't all be that horrible. Yeah, like
every single dish that he gets, no matter like I feel like he tries.
I feel like on some level he must different. He has a different
palette. Though. Here's the thing, he has a chief's palette that he
off though I feel betrayed by him because I've watched so many seasons. I'm
I've watched with Jojo every season of Hell's Kitchen. We just finished the latest
one, and we watch him kitchen nightmares. So we've gone to two of
his restaurants. The first one it was the Steakhouse. It was al right,
it was okay, the fucking I hate. I don't understand the obsession
with truffles. I don't like they're so expensive and it's so mid to me.
I don't get it. But yeah, truffle Fry is cool. Had
some ships, had some wagou sliders, she had the salmon. It was
cool. We went to Hell's Kitchen proper. That shit was fucking whack and
maybe it was one of those things super I went. I went to the
one in Vegas and the big mother Yeah, in Vegas. I went to
that one. It was so mid it was aggriva. I was so pissed
off that, like, I got the okay, I was like, lobster
risotto. That's one of the most famous fucking appetizers. And that ship.
I was like, where the fuck is the salt? And I've watched his
show so much that I'm like, now, to be fair, he wasn't
there, right, It wasn't like overseeing. Yeah, that chefs were,
but still I'm like, you feel like they would always come out with some
good shit, and like he always complains about things being underseasoned and stuff.
And I got the blandest fucking bullshit. It was so bland. I was
like, what the fuck is this? And then I got this roasted,
pulled apart rib thing that I thought was gonna be phenomenal, but it just
tasted like my mom's pot roast minus salt. And I'm like, how the
fuck do you make ribs taste like pot roast? Like it? It upset
me so much. And there's this patty thing under it of potatoes and it
was the I couldn't believe it. And we paid so much money to have
ship that. Like, if you go to Texas Roadhouse, that that place
fucking phenomenal. I love Texas. So that bread, that break bread,
you get that sweet bread with that, with that butter bread is the I'm
gonna be real with you, I think Texas Roadhouse the only thing that they
really got that goes crazy is that bread. That bread, But that bread
goes in same dude, or I think everything else is sort of mid.
Yeah, but you love raising canes, that insane. Yeah. If you
want, if you want, if you want really good, if you want
really good American food. Bro, there's this place as there's not mean even
any more that I'm shut down over COVID, this place called oh Claim Jumpers.
I've never been there, but I've heard about. I've heard it's like
the whitest place ever. Though it's a it's a white American place, but
they sell American, good American food. It's a white American thing. I
would hear about claim jumper big portions. I've never heard anybody say the food
was good, though they always say so much food like bread, they're bread.
I don't like ribs very much. I'm gonna be real with you.
I'm not a big ribbed person because I didn't grow up eating pork very often,
so I'm not a huge rib person. Ahead, their ribs are well,
you can get you can get beef ribs, but pork be fris as
well. But beef fribs are more expensive. They're more expensive, and there's
less fucking meat on them too. There's less. Ribs taste better, but
I've I haven't, I haven't had. I love porky, I love I
love. That's my exception when I say, like, I'm not really a
bones person, like I don't really like eating like a lot of bones like
that. The ribs is the exception for me. You gotta have the yeah,
unless you're having like Chinese food, Unless you're having like Chinese food and
you get like spare ribs like that, like that sweet sweet kind of yeah,
those are those are fine. But like, no man food on the
bone in general, I think people don't even food on the bone of they're
gonna, they're gonna pass away one day. The're gonna The're gonna they're gonna
get evolved out. Wow, they're going to pass away one day. I'm
like, gonna, they're gonna have the gonna. It's gonna be a mild
there's gonna be a mouth contagent. It's gonna take them all out. It's
gonna be a very mild contagent. It's gonna be like, oh, you
gotta be able to process eating bone, like I can't do it, and
they're gonna die all die. I actually I do. I do believe that
I've trained my body to eat bones so effectively that I think I could swallow
a whole human and digest it completely. Fine. That's definitely bones more times
than I'm willing to admit. And I've eaten I have even full like I
will bite fucking chicken and and and what is it pork until I'll scrape that
marrow out. Dude, I'll eat I'll eat the ship out of the bone.
I definitely like was sleep eating one day and I'd been like three fifths
of my cousin's body open. Can I say something about claim Jumpers though,
before we move on to uh, we move on to all this. I
don't know why they chose that name, because every single time I've ever passed
the Claim Jumpers, I have never, once in my life assumed that it
was a restaurant. I don't know what. I thought it was weird that
was a birthday place, like where you have like jumpers and ship I thought
it was like a I thought it was like a like a fucking I don't
even know, like an accounting for I don't know it just it doesn't sound
like a place where it's like, oh, I'm really hungry for claim jumperstnestly
I have, I haven't the slightest clue why it's Yeah, it's stupid,
like genuinely not. My brain goes like, yeah, dumb, dumb dumb
idiots. H Taylors Taylor Swift won the Super Bowl. The best thing about
the Super Bowl that happened this year, and we didn't catch it live.
I caught a little bit afterwards was Nickelodeon had a broadcast that's right now.
I was like when I first saw it, I was like put it because
I was thinking it wasn't gonna be anything special, so I'm like, I
just put on the regular one. I just want to see the regular shit.
I am so pissed off that I didn't watch it because it was phenomenal.
It was you know, Patrick the voice actors, you know, it
was Patrick and as SpongeBob was there and they were giving commentary over the actual
games, and they were just fucking around and uh some of the like the
the stuff Dora popped up, Dora the Explorer popped up to explain the rules
to people, like, oh, here's the holding penalty and they're like,
what's that, Dora? And then she played and then she's like say this,
and I'm like, what the fuck? This is crazy? Like it
was super interactive. I would have way rather have watched it like that,
but I didn't know it was going to be like that, so I was
dude. I do think I probably would have been a lot more interested in
the sports if they had there. If if like Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network had
like a fucking broadcast of the Super Bowl like with like weird commentary, that's
that's totally is it just mirror? Is the fact that, like the fact
that Dora is still around really bothers me. You know why, because she's
I don't like I don't like them racist. Yeah, because I hate Mexicans
and Brazilians. Oh Brazilions. Start on Brazilians, man, but go ahead.
They come to your house, they put on that stupid funk music,
They dance all over your couch. They fucking it's pretty crazy. It's pretty
crazy. It just bothers me. O, God, like, st the
funk up, get out of my house. Is the fact that, like
there are kids watching Dora and I also watched Dora the same show as them.
Isn't that really fucking annoys me? Are you? Are you gatekeeping?
Is that what's happening? I just don't son about me feel so strange.
That's the same. It's like sesame straight. I guess it's must to be
like what our parents was like when they saw Sesame Street and like, oh
shit, that shit's still on. Y'all still watching Sesame Street? Is like
it's been so long, isn't that kind of it's so long? Don't you
have like like like, hey, that's dope, this ship's still going.
Like we can bond over the same shit instead of being like, yeah,
your parents, your shit's gay, you know what I mean. I don't
know, man, it just it just makes me feel so it makes me
feel older than I want to feel because that show's still long. I mean.
The reason why we go through the feeling so old is because of the
fact that we live in the world we can constantly look back on exactly the
kind of shit we watched, and that definitely just as a huge that's when
we were eighteen, we felt old. And it's just like God, because
you get just go on the internet and google some shit we watched like four
times we were little, and we felt old because of it. Yeah,
but it's just bothering me. The fact that I'm like, oh my god,
man, my niece. My niece hasn't ben watching it. My niece
aged out a door already surely finished watching it. I'm like, ship,
she's seven. Yeah, dude, I don't know. I think that's kind
of cool. I think it's cool to have that. Like, I wait,
I much prefer that, especially when it comes to kids media. I
much prefer that to like I don't know, like like an adult show or
like a show that like really shouldn't be going on. Like the idea that
there's like seventy five seasons of The Walking Dead already is crazy, you know,
like that's insane, that's fucking crazy, fucking crazy. This series just
got worth watching again, I think, am I. Then finally they're finally
figuring out what the virus is. Wait, they're finally understanding it. Wait,
but I thought they ended it? Wait did they not end it?
The main series ended? Wait? Series? There's a universe. Now there's
a universe. It's it's a no no no, are you wait? No
no, no, no, no to god. It's been for a while.
You broke them, You fucking brokeh Remember Fear the Walking Dead? Oh
the Mexican one, right there was like, yeah, the Mexican one.
No, it was not. It was not Walking Dead Mohicano. It's called
the walk What was it called? Mexican is so upset they have the Walking
Dead? What was it called? Could you imagine that Mexicans? Could you
imagine Mexicans are just immune to it, like that is American. And they're
like they're about to kill him. They're like, now we can't kill him,
And like three weeks go by and he's still fine, here's the thing.
It's not just Mexican happened. It's American Mexican. Mexican American soolos.
They're the only ones immune to the virus for something like what happens. Mexican's
already dead. But like, why, excuse me, excuse me, say
Mexicans are born dead? They can't. Are you talking about it? It's
like, yeah, you didn't have this information. And they're like that why
they can see ghost all the time? Holy ship, I didn't know that
Mexicans. Oh my god, makes sense, because why is it that all
of my fucking Mexican friends, and I mean and I mean one of them
are haunted, like they're all haunted. None of my black friends are haunted.
None of my friends are haunted. These are These are my haunted Mexican
friends. I swear to God every I still every once in a while,
I might have said this on the podcast years agoy you tell me. Look,
look, look, look, it's too late at night for you to
tell me that fucking story that's gonna bother me throughout the day. I gotta
tell the news, just Derek, I don't want to hear that story.
I put my headphones down Okay, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead,
I'm hearing that story. Maybe go ahead. No, it's because my
imagination is too powerful. And then stupid ship's gonna bother me, only gonna
bother Lily though he's not gonna they's gonna fuck with you. Who cares.
You're fined. But everything you're saying makes sense though, like the they're already
dead because they can see the ghosts they're in limbo or something's going on with
them. But yeah, Mexicans exist in limbo because it's like every Mexican soul
comes from Limbo. I think they do, though, because why is it
that? Why is it? Nobody nobody else is like, go go talk.
I'm sure Lily's family are haunted, right, yeah, right, right
right? I mean like, I bet they're haunted. I bet they are.
I mean have you asked them? Have you asked them? No?
I don't think they'll go with Mexicans ever. Next time, No, no,
next time, go ask them because you probably just never thought about asking
them. Oh yeah, of course, yeah, of course. I mean,
what do you mean some chava comes in the middle of living room and
picks up the couch and slammed on the floor. And that never happened in
the seven years living together, being there all the time, That's never happened.
Ghost. They're haunted in ways too that don't make sense for Mexican,
like and you can go to Mexico and then go into like some house that's
five years old, and there will be a Victorian child transparent floating through the
more confused than they are. Why am I here? Why am I here?
Ghost? How do you say ghosts in Spanish? Ghost? I know,
Colia, That's all I know. Scooby Doo, Scooby School, mystery,
mystai way, mysterio, machina, machina. I think it's like,
are you calling it a mysterious machine? Are you? That's fatisma? No,
it's it's not what is it? Oh for ghosts? Yeah, because
a fantastic Okay, fatisma, because a phantom. Yeah it's not thesma,
it'sma. Sorry, it's a fantastic. Yeah. Okay, yeah, okay,
that makes sense because as is Latin. Yeah, yeah, man,
fantasm Okay, okay, yeah, fantasma. I like there's probably a lot
of Spanish speakers freaking out right now. El ghost, el ghost. They
like, don't they like? They insensitive. I think I think that's a
male one. Not it's not a ghost. I think they fucking say ghost
often in modern fucking Spanish. Stupid pipe sucking motherfuckers eat dick should bother you
miss miss my word in Spanish. I've been I've been really grueling myself under
the Spanish very much. So is my grandma cannot speak English anymore. She's
she's because of her being sick. She's like she's just not coming in here
anymore. In my mind, because he's been speaking Spanish mostly. The flu
is crazy. So he had a flut, a simple flu afraid forgot Can
you imagine, sincerely if you got like you got the flu and then you
just forgot your lilanguage and like like there was a there were illnesses that would
do that level of like temporary damage to you. Like right now, all
it is is like I feel ill. I got to sleep, but like
that's nothing like having a fever is dude, having a fever too long you
get brain damage. That's crazy. I didn't know that, wasson. I'll
have your body temp, Chris, Chris, Chris, shut up. If
your body temp raises too high for too long, you get brain damage.
No, I don't believe that. You know. I'll have you know that
I have induced multiple I have purposefully induced myself with multiple fevers several times a
month. And I'm produced fever. You're a cycle, just putting straight viruses
straight into your eyelids. Yeah. I have the heat I have. I
have the heat on. I have the heat on, and then I get
really, I have my the heater on in my apartment up to eighty eight
degrees and then I go into a freezing bath and then I step out and
repeat the process like a million times. That's pretty cool, and dude,
it's pretty sick. The one time I was the sickest in my life,
it was like twenty it was twenty seventeen. Everybody else had went to New
York form their vacation back on the first back on me, Jalen and Joe
and Crystal together. Yeah, and I remember that the sick has ever been.
I came back from work right and I was like, man, I'm
fucking shiving up on a storm. I feel so fucking gross. I turned
on the heat, went to my bed shivering throughout the night. I got
up to check the thermostat and it said ninety degrees and I was like,
bro, I'm freezing. That is one of the moments where I was like,
I just went back to Ben. I was like, I really hope
I don't die to night. It really is crazy how I was how cold
and arizingy. It's crazy how it's crazy how cold and hot like for like
your body. It's completely like that's a mind thing, you know, it
has nothing to do It has nothing to do with the surrounding area. If
if you just believe you're cold, then you will be cold. That's it.
Mind over matter. Like the monks, you know, you know exactly
how they can like touch like hot metal. You're going to sexually? Do
you see that video of the guy I can't remember where this fucking video is
from. I think it's like a Asian, like you said, an Asian
country, Like it's I don't know, somewhere over there, swimming in like
a crocodile infested lake and he's like, I'm a I'm a shaman. They
I have mystical powers. They won't hurt me. And then he dives into
the fucking pond and then he just doesn't come up. Those ridiculous video I've
ever seen it's like you are, so just say this is real. It's
a real video I saw like the other day. Say to me, what
just fucking say to me right now? I told you a real story.
He just dives it up pot and he just disappears so completely authentic. Actually,
I mean, it's very These animals want nothing from me. I'm a
I'm a I'm a Grade three rapist and up the idea. I like the
idea of like a monk who's like almost disciplined, so like you know that,
you know, so you know that the cover of that Rage Against the
Machine album where the guys it's the monk self Vietnam protest. Yeah, yeah,
I like the idea of him going on him, him sitting there on
fire, but he's like but he's not moving, he's not flailing or like
just a little bit frantic or just one last one, last one right before
he died, just and then that's it. No, no, no,
But he's burned so badly he blows away as dust like he's that. He
fucking looks like he looks like somebody got to Noble sign all right, motherfucker
was crazy though. Hold on one story, one story. This cool guy
in India. This really cool guy was like, Yo, I'm this ship.
I bless I I this water, this water that clearly will kill any
x pat or anybody that's here. It's good now, And he's like,
I'll prove it. And he grabbed it and it's all dirty as fucking He
dranked it and then just a few minutes later that motherfucker had to get airlifted
to a hospital. It is crazy how quickly something like that could fuck you
up, Like in mere moments, you drank the wrong water and now your
life is in fucking jeopardy. Dude. It's like, it's so you tell
me to laugh at people that like that, but it's so fucking funny at
the same dude, it's so bad. But I love laughing. You have
to, but you have to have look, I I I try to be
very very empathetic, Like I know that that's probably like a shocking thing to
hear for anybody who listen. Fuck it does it does. But I'm I
mean that, but like at the same time, I think you mean it.
I think you mean it. Oh, dude. The the the degree
of patience that I've shown people is insane. But I will say I will
say this, dude. You can only have so much empathy when you have
Is that like a fucking amber alert? God? What the hell you guys?
But as amber alert, I don't care it is. It's an amber
alert, dude, What the hell? I don't care. Child abduction emergency
all right, damn, we're in the middle of a show. Imagine every
child in a fucking eighty five mile radio has got a duct that at once,
it's all eighty five children. If eighty five children, every child in
an eighty five mile radius, right, But listen, if if if if
that was true, like let's say eighty five kids got abducted at once,
would that be eighty five separate amber alerts? Or would there be one amber
alert? Being like, hey listen, it'd be separate ones. Well I
was once, then it would probably be one alert because it's like, hey,
guys, there's eighty five kids are missing right now. It just happened.
Someone's stealing kids, some dude, that's just good. You ever see
like gone in sixty seconds? Like you ever see like how fast we're stealing
cars? So this motherfucker's like just snatching kid like you got you got sixty
seconds, Go get that kid and like, by the way, I do
like every minute fucking speed rushes to the kid grabs them. Bro, I
can I say, I do like the fact that we were just talking about
how how how we need to have empathy and then immediately we're like that.
That's what was so funny to me, is like I don't care, I
don't. But dude, like, Derek, did you you saw the fucking
thing that was going around with I think we might have even talked about this
on the show. I'm not even sure, but maybe the last episode that
that picture of the guy who died in the cave, because he was like,
oh, yeahling like, I can't. I'm sorry, Like I can't
feel bad that you got stuck in that kind of position as a fucking spalunker.
I can't. Yeah, I'm not gonna be like, oh, a
kid going to math class and getting shot in the head is equivalently sad to
like some fucking spalunker dying in a cave that he knew damn well, he
shouldn't. He wouldn't have fit in like that. Those these are not a
c No, I'm sorry, so was he. No, it's just like
the guy that dared to go with the crocodiles and ship or whatever. Yeah,
I can't those people like they they chose death. Yeah, Like,
if a crocodile is airlifted from the Taliban into the middle of a fucking class
room of third graders, I'll feel bad. I will absolutely feel bad for
those kids who had no idea that a fucking alligator was gonna be air dropped
in the middle of their classroom and died as a result ofvan I'll feel bad
about they had. They had no shot of predicting that. But like,
dude, what are you doing? At a certain point, I actually think
like it makes them a bad person. I do think it makes you a
bad person to die in certain circumstances if you are if you're spelunking in a
fucking narrow ass cave and you've got like a wife and a baby, fuck
you, you're a fucking idiot. Actually, I wonder how narrow the cave
will get. I wonder if there will be an opening somewhere. Oh there
isn't that's a good point. No, naturally, I actually do agree with
that. That point about the selfishness of the selfishness of it actually is kind
of like you're a fucking idiot. You're an asshole, Like I would never
I would ever do something so fucking irresponsible that, Like it's like when people
are rock climbing without harnesses and ship like that, like stupid shit like that
were you know, one slip, you're fucking dead and they're just like,
I don't care, it's all about me. That is an extremely selfish thing.
That is true. Yeah, I don't. Yeah, I don't care
how this affects anybody around me. I don't care about my wife and my
fucking infant baby, like that baby, that's what that did. Yeah,
I didn't want that. I didn't want I went diving in this narrow hole
to escape my baby. It's like, you the hell out of here.
Good, I'm glad. I'm glad you died in that hole, and I'm
glad they sealed it up. It's that guy in the angle that he was
on and the angle that he was and he was just pascing it ship on
himself too, I guess, because like he was upside down, upside down.
He died with the blood rest inute his head, passing all over his
body, shipping all up his body. Because you guys are horrible, like
I'm sorry. If you see the picture, you're like, fuck you dude,
like that, there's some things that just don't need to be done,
Like it's just stupid. It's for the cheap, for the cheap thrill of
it. And that's what really bothers me, because it's no different than somebody
who goes out drinking and driving and fucking collapses off a fucking bridge, you
know, Like it's just like, I don't, I can't, I can't.
There's only so much you know, Yeah, there's yeah, I can't
know nobody. The only people you expect to feel bad about that is the
people that that he knew, like the family. They're gonna feel bad obviously,
of course. Yeah, other than that, you can't expect anybody else
to feel bad. It's like, to be honest, honestly, like if
a friend JAKESI, if you died in that position, I would feel so
much less bad than if you simply died of any normal I'd be like,
what a fucking idiot. We'd have an episode of the podcast that is stupid
you were for doing this dumb ship for no fucking reason. Look, look
look that very you like in that position, I bury it's a bit funny.
People got like wasting their lives. It's a bit funny, Grant,
it's funny. Couldn't laugh at it. But it's like there was this one
thing where me and Gabby watched it. We watched this guy climb up a
building and then he fell off the building. Me and Gabby laughed for a
little bit that we got sad, and then we just laughed even harder afterwards.
And I was just like I feel bad for him, But also,
how would you waste your life like that? Like? Why waste it?
Like there's like life is so precious technically, why would you throw it away
like that? I understand, Like I've been bored, right, I've been
very bored. I've done dumb when I was bored, right, But I
don't do dumb. SHOT's gonna cost me my life. Yeah, it's people
that can't appreciate fucking like video games and stuff. Man. Like, it's
just really like it's kind of I want to It's like jackats have fun.
Yeah, dude, I gotta go, I gotta I gotta go. I
gotta go die upside down in a cave real quick. I don't wanna,
oh you, I don't want to play God of War like a fucking asshole.
People just sitting there, you're playing smack bros. I want to I
want to piss on myself. I know some people, and I know some
people are gonna be like, Look he was he was he was diving,
he was going cave exploring, and he made a wrong turn, innocent mistake.
I disagree because guess what's in guess Hey, hey, genius, guess
what's in the rest of the cave? More cave. There's never You're not
going to find anything new in the fucking cave. Okay, you know what
You're gonna find rock, wet rock, and maybe a dead thing, maybe
a dead upside down idiot. It's just annoys me. Upside idiot. I
mean, big facts, big facts, big fucking fact. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry if you're I'm sorry if your family members at this time, man
said a dead upside out idiot. We've all heard of the Darwin Awards.
We all heard of the Darwin Awards. We've all heard of that ship.
That's just it's just examples. It's just that ship. Like, I'm sorry.
If I did anything like that, I would not want anybody feel bad
for me. At all at all. I would be looking I would be
looking on from the kill can being like, wow, I'm stupid. I
really didn't think you would have ended up like that. Like I would want
somebody blow my body up. I don't want anybody to know how I got
stuck. Like, throw some grenades in there, poverize me. Did they
find me in a cave laced with pisson ship? Just fucking dude, if
you're upside down for a long enough time, do you just ship out your
mouth next? Uh? Like, uh so what else happened? What happened?
So, yeah, congratulations. Taylor Swift and the Chiefs people were big
mad because we mentioned this one tip before that they said, George Soros is
working with Taylor Swift because he owns a part of her music, even though
she's pissed about that, and that's why she re recorded her music so she
can own her own music. So she's actually against George Soros. And you
know, these people wouldn't know that. But basically, I saw a bunch
of memes that were saying, for a multitude reasons why this is funny,
it's because it was Jesus and San Francisco versus George Soros and the Chiefs and
Kansas City Chiefs. And what's so funny about that is pretty much anybody who
is like, oh, I'm all Jesus and I love Jesus. They've always
hated San Francisco because it's gay haven. They think it's the worst thing.
They think it's a collapse city. Like you'll hear Joe Rogan and all these
people talk about San Francisco and how it's the worst fucking place ever, their
shit all over the streets and all this stuff. But then now all of
a sudden, they're like, this guy a party. The quarterback is like,
oh, I love God, and even though he's playing for a gay
city, and they're like, oh God versus Soros, And God got his
ass fucking whooped. God got fucking whooped hard. So basically, George Soros
is way more powerful than God. So that's just kind of how it went
down. And it's been really funny seeing people cope with that. So congratulations
to George Soros, Taylor Swift, and the k C Chiefs. Man.
It was, it was, it was, It was a it was actually
a phenomenal football game for what it was. But you know, fuck all
I want to talk about something way more fun than that. Okay, I
want to talk about something that y'all don't really know about. But I actually
I watched the H three H three podcast for two times in a row,
because you guys know the political streamer Vosh. Yeah, So anybody who's listening,
if they don't know, Vosh is a political streamer, a leftist.
I think he's a socialist. I'm pretty sure it doesn't really it doesn't really
matter, but it's just just can you giving you guys profile. He started
off being a member of Destiny the Other, a leftist streamer, being a
part of his community, being in his discords, contributing to his show,
until he broke off and did his own thing. Every once in a while,
probably throughout the years, people would see that there would be these clips
floating around and what you would hear if you were saying, if you're being
objective about it, people would say these clips being taken out of context where
it seems like Vosh is advocating for child porn or CP whatever. I'll just
call it CP from now on because I don't want to get flagged into a
obliving. Yeah. So I was one of the people that kind of believed
that it was taken out of context that he was making some outrageous comparisons,
saying that, oh, we're hypocrites in society because you know, we partaken
cell phones and shoes and stuff that are done with slave child labor and all
this stuff that harms children, but then we act like, uh, CPS
like the worst thing, and we're and and it's all It's like, okay,
is that the argument you're making. It's still weird to even go to
that as an argument, because you would kind of be saying people that partake
in CP should feel guilt free the same way that they feel guilt free with
having cell phones and stuff that are the minerals are mined with, like child
labor and then blood diamonds and this and this and that, and what wouldn't
the idea of the opposite, Right, That's that's the the argument that he
was being I think, right like, oh, well we should like it's
well, that's what partake, We partake in goods that demand the suffering of
children. Well, see that's what he that's what he says. But there
was other clips that he essentially was kind of arguing that this is how it
should be, but since it's not, who gives a fuck, So he
kind of takes this nihilistic approach to it. And the one thing that annoyed
me about hearing that and know is that there are ethical ways to make computers
or phones and shoes and stuff, but there is no ethical way to make
CP. So it's a bad argument. It's just a bad argument because of
that, Like you you, the kid is always abused in CP no matter
what, and you can people can just build this ship, but then other
humans are awful and use kids. So anyway, Yeah, so those are
a lot of the things floating around. These have been floating around for years.
And he's also just made so many arguments that are kind of like always
adjacent to CP and and all and lawy and all this stuff, and people
are always kind of like, what the fuck's going on with this guy?
But normally the people that were criticizing him were on four Chan and people that
were far right, so then it just got classified as a far right conspiracy
to take this dude down, so nobody really took it seriously. Well.
It also confused me too, because like he I feel like I've seen because
I pop into his stream sometimes it's because I'm curious, Yeah, and what
he's talking about, and he's a pretty good debate or sometimes definite I'll see
what he's gonna, what he's talking about or whatever. And I think I've
seen him talk about I think I've seen him like make fun of Lolly and
like people who like consist, which is extra confusing. Yeah, that's the
thing he's He's even said, there's actually a clip that is floating around now
and it's completely within context where he's debating or having a discussion with an actual
guy that likes CP or something. This guy's like actual confirmed and he was
challenging Vosh, and Vosh was saying that anyone who has Lolly or enjoys Lolly
should be examined to what their mo is because of course, let's not be
obtuse that there is a connection to if you like little drawings of if you
like cartoon drawings little of children, why would that not be adjacent to you
being attracted to kids in real life? To a kid? Yeah, weird.
And it's just like because some people like to say as an argument to
push back is that it's not real, so it's not a big deal.
But I say to that as somebody who grew up. Of course, it
is as somebody who grew up, someone who grew up, like say,
playing a lot of video games. I liked chun Lee, Cammi, Rainbow
Mika, I liked my from King of Fighters. I like, you know
what I'm saying. I liked fucking So, I liked the grown assal.
I didn't like any small depictions or anything like that. That didn't do shit
for me. So it's still weird no matter what if it's drawn or not.
And so now I want to you were kind of caught up to the
back story argument. People use a lot of arguments, weird arguments for that
ship, right, like because we've all heard the whole thing like oh,
some women are just built small and all this like shit, right, Well
that argument, Like I do feel it's true, right, it's true,
right, But but that's still fucking weird. It's liking that stuff. It's
still strange not liking smaller built women and small physique women. Obviously that's that's
which is on preference, but even the nature to defend that stuff. Yeah,
adamantly it's strange, fucking weird, it is, And there's a lot
of people that don't find it weird or they would like to. They know
societally it's weird, and they would like people to be more accepting of it,
and a lot of those people would hang out, I guess with wash
and stuff apparently. Uh so what happened recently is and I guess for content
that I should also say Vasha has made a lot of jokes about like horse
stuff, type of beastiality type stuff, and it's for a reason. So
just a few days ago he was streaming, he accidentally showed him a folder
that's called to be sorted. It's where he saves stuff, right, and
it's to be sortied. Folder also had taxes and stuff like which who knows
what the fucks and that tax folder it's probably wild shit. But he accidentally
exposed that he saved lolly porn and allso like it's uh, say, some
of them had these little girls servicing horses essentially, like that's some of the
stuff, Like so he's in the horse. I didn't see that clip of
like the I didn't it was, I couldn't, I couldn't tell what it
was. Yeah, I did see it, and I thought like, oh,
that's funny. Because like, first of all, I don't know.
Look, I don't know why this needs to be said, but don't keep
porn on. I know for a fact that Vosh must make money, Like
he's probably very well off. You can afford you can afford a laptop.
You know. It's it is very for somebody. It is strange for somebody
who is, you know, obviously intelligent, like it's a good debater,
has a lot of knowledge about a lot of stuff. You It's weird,
how but it reminds me of my brother. My brother is a neurologist,
statistician, very smart person, insanely smart, but at the same time got
lost on the way to Disneyland, where all you had to do was just
go on literally one street. He somehow, hey, make a right on
Harbor, go south until you see it, and he somehow didn't see it.
He got lost, Like and it's just one of those things where like
how but anyway, so that got exposed. People that are very savvy,
people that are probably on the spectrum were able to find what the pictures were
and found the actual like they got to see exactly what it was, and
a lot of it's disgusting, Like her verse stuff of obvious LAWI like no
mistake in it. There's I guess an artist that specializes in making lawali and
two of the images were from that artist, and so Vaushton his defense was
saying, well, some of the pictures that now, when I learned,
are from that artist. Now in retrospect, I realized they do look young,
which is like, okay, guilty, guilty. And then also there
was another one where he said I thought this girl was like princess like Midna,
where there's a version of Princess Minna that like she's small and not the
full vert. It's from Twilight Princess, I think, or it's from one
of the Zelda games. I didn't know either. I've heard the name and
I actually I made I made a mistake. I made a mistake because I
made a couple of videos on this on my I have this commentary channel that
I just talked shit on a little bit. And I made a mistake because
there is a sex worker. She wasn't sex work when I first met her,
but her name is Princess Midna ash or ass Mint something like that,
And I kept saying ash when I was talking about it, Princess Minna has
no ash in her name, so I kept confusing the two. Some chick
that like I knew from a long time ago. Yeah, oops, yeah,
I was like, oops, but that's neither here nor there. I
just wanted to point that out if anybody saw those videos. So AnyWho,
she has like this very small version of her and stuff. And then he
also says as a he says, there's like, you know how goblins are
like short and stocky, and he thought maybe the girl was like drawn like
a goblin, which to me is it's just suspicious enough to wear like those
small body parts like that, like they're fucking ten years old or younger or
something like that is already weird enough for me, even if they have an
old, mature face. This the body is just not I'm sorry, that's
just not what I'm into. Like I like long legs, big thighs,
big like I like, right, I like those type of proportions, and
it just happens to all be Lawley. So I'm just not buying his excuse.
So everybody has seen these all these clips, and now these clips are
much more suspicious when you see that he has this stuff saved on his computer,
and this is just the tip of the iceberg, because we don't know
what's in all those other fucking files, you know what I'm saying, Like
there could be a lot of stuff in there, we don't know. It's
pure speculation, but Okham's razor would suggest that's clearly not the only fucking porny
has that's to be sorted. So that's the shit that just hasn't been sorted
yet. And so he's been trying to explain this stuff away by saying,
oh, these are the same attacks, the same shit. It's not the
same thing. There's new evidence has been entered into the chat by him exposing
what he saves on his computer, and so now people are looking at all
of his his clips, all those things in a different light. And now
it's like kind of weird seeing a lot of people running defense for him,
like a lot of his fan base that are just saying this is just a
smear attack job by I guess I missed the most important thing that when I
said the H three podcast, I watched the H three podcast. They went
through all of this stuff on Friday and then say on the twelfth, on
the on the Monday, they responded to all of the stuff that was said,
and Vosh's defenses and came with way more receipts and in my opinion,
irrefutable evidence that this guy is well, he's admitted that he's in. He
wants to be a Horsey, he likes you know, he likes that shit.
But the stuff was saved on his computer and he said, oopsie.
That was his excuse was oopsie. I didn't know. And guys, do
you think it's possible to accidentally save Lollie on your computer? Do you think
that? Like, do you think it's possible to accidentally save it? Like?
Think of a scenario. I know that's possible. See that I don't
consume drawn porn, right, you know you don't. Like even if you
did, I don't know. But even if you did, if let's just
say for the sake of argument, you consume drawn porn, you know what
type of women you like? What type of women? What the drawn women
look like to you? Yeah, well they would be they would be pretty
busty or like, you know, there would be more standard Yeah, you
know, in appearance, I the only scenario, that only only scenario that
I could the only the only scenario that I can imagine is like like a
comp like a compilation image where there's like many women, you know what I
mean, and one of them is small, and you know, that's the
only thing that could ever cross my mind as possible, where like there's another
subject, there's another subject in the in the image that is the prime like
ooh, that's that's the thing, and then this is like completely secondary.
But I don't consume drawn porn, so I have no fucking idea with very
petite with very small figures too, Bro, this looks they're not like,
well, the one that in the ones that I because I didn't look at
the ones that he saved, I have no idea what the like what his
his specific images look like. I'll just put it this way. I'll just
put it this way. There's no mistaking that they're children, like they're ones,
they're like, you know, preteen, Like there's no there's no mistaking
it. And I think it's a terrible defense in my opinion, especially if
you look at the images. There is no mistaking it. And there's a
lot of people that are running defense for him that have not seen the images.
They don't care to see it. They just want to defend him at
all. Costs Uh. He himself did not watch h Street's first stream.
Before he responded, He went off of anecdotal shit from his audience, just
softening stuff and telling them, oh, it's just this, it's just that,
and not even it was weird. It was weird too. He somebody
who's supposed to be this intellectual powerhouse allegedly, right, who's supposed to be
this really good debater, being so uncharitable and disingenuous in a way that I'm
like, this is how a guilty person behaves. And furthermore, if somebody
we didn't like, let's say, for example, Matt Walsh, let's say
this at SAX scenario happened to Matt Walsh, do you think any of those
fucking people would be running defense at all? Like, let's be annoying.
That's what's annoying is that they're just being it's just this parasocial shit, and
and and and Vosh has developed this cult of personality that I didn't really know
because I didn't really watch him that much. I just saw clips here and
there, and now seeing his audience in in discords, there's all these screenshots
in h reddits and stuff, and just saying, oh, Ethan's just attacking
him because X y Z and It's like, this is fucking crazy. I've
never seen anything on this level like this on YouTube, where usually when people
get caught with this weird shit on their computers or something like this happens.
Bro. Remember that guy call me Carson. I think he was nineteen and
he was like sexteing a seventeen year old or something, and people act like
he was like like Jack the Ripper, dumb. They were acting like it
was fucking Jack the Ripper. And then I'm seeing people run defense for this
actual like illustrations of children doing fuck shit to horses, and they're like,
no, it's out of context or it's he didn't know, he didn't know,
bro, And I'm like, this is am I in fucking crazy land.
Yes, yeah, it is it. Yeah, megaware, it's been
fun, i Will says, bizarre and fucked up as the situation is.
I love social studies. I love studying people, and yeah, seeing this
happening is actual like a learnable, like a teachable moment of like, hey,
guys, look at how essentially the cults work. Look at how parasocial
relationships work. Look at how uh Kanye for example, drops an album,
look at how he performs live and people are screaming yeah, and I'm like,
they just forgot about all the ship he did, all that fucking crazy,
animitic, loving hitler ship and his don't get Kanye. That's chilling.
I'm kidding mind clearly, but seeing like a large portion of his fan base
that are even trying to say things like well, what about separating the art
from the artists, And I'm like, how, first of all, you
can't even do that with Kanye because in his new album, there's all of
that ship is in his fucking album. The ship that he was saying is
in the fucking bars, Like, how are you gonna separate it? I
couldn't even listen to it, man, It's it's asked first and foremost.
And I can't even listen to Kanye West anymore. I feel you, like,
actually, I can't even like turn his music on and like for and
I think it's like that's one thing, like he's cancer is not. Kanye
West was like a hero to me, like genuinely, Graduation, good Night,
and good Morning are songs that got me through high school, got me
through some of the toughest moments of my life, like definitely after graduation,
and like Fantasy was album I thought was a fucking marvel, like a masterpiece
of an album. But like that album didn't mean lost, like graduate,
gradition meant a lot to me as like an album. Okay, the first
one I ever bought physically, it was listening to Roses is a song I
think of a lot, like my grandmother's my sadder moments in my life,
Like Kanye is the reason why me and Lily are together, Like Kanye West
is a seriously important artist in my life. Okay, hold and I can't
turn on his music is insane? Hold on what Kanye is the reason you
and Lily are together? That was our first conversation about Kanye West the music.
Like about Kanye is I don't know if that counts. We work together,
right? You work together right? Well? Yes, But my first
interaction with her as someone I was trying to court her was about Kanye West.
But you were trying to court her, so you would have you would
have found a Kanye conversational topic anyway, you think Kanye's not a big dick,
And she was like yeah, and I was like me too, and
that's how it started. I wouldn't be giving Kanye all the credit. Well,
obviously he The first conversace we had really was about Kanye West. Yeah,
but like why were you able to have that conversation? Stop trying to
take it away from him. Man, that's just trying to You're just trying
to use certain situation. I'm trying. I'm trying to get my proper credit,
is what I'm is what I'm trying to. Wait, you did it?
How is it your credit? Because can I let you live with us?
And are you kidding? I guess like I have more response that Kanye
is for sure like a rejectively Chris, you know what I mean. Yes,
you're just trying to You're just being selfish. You want the w let
well, you know what it is. It's like when people say like,
oh, thank It's like when somebody gets out of a really dire surgery and
they're like, oh, thank God Jesus, and it's like, no,
dude, doctor, I'm just pray, pray for me, me, pray
to me every morning. Hell, I would be busy about that for real.
I would be like, hey, yo, I really was hours of
hard work and you're like, oh thanks, kind of like hey, God
brought you here, is like, no, my dad brought me here.
Nobody Dad. It's so it's so weird that nobody's like, nobody considers the
fact that God put them Like God is the person trying to kill you in
that instance, and the doctor is trying to and God's mad. Is like
what the doctor? The doctor is wrestling you out of God. That's not
like, it's not thank God, it's like, oh my God, that
killed us. Dude, the fus your problem, Bro, George Soros more
powerful than God. Doctor is more powerful than God a lot of the times,
not often always fifty fifty to fifty matchup, Bro, got to block
the You gotta guess. You gotta guess the heavy on the high, overhead
and low. You gotta guess it because if you guess that get you,
that's fucking stupid low. He got me with the fucking load, damn God
won Oh man. Yeah, Sosh likes weird Ship. Essentially, it's very
like, it is very strange. It is unfortunate. Like I've I've been
on his stream a couple of times and he's been very very charitable. I
like Vosh as a guy, but like, I don't know, man,
it's weird. It's objectively strange, and it confuses me because it's what what
really confuses me is like because he makes arguments. I don't know, I
projection. Brother, something's weird. It's projection, man. It's how many
times have you seen this? Whenever we whenever we've talked about this on the
show before the fucking the Republican politician, that's like days and then they catch
you doing some gay shit like this happens. So it's happened so much that
I've always been like, you know, you know how there's these uh these
uh pedal hunters or whatever on YouTube or whatever whatever. I see these people
going hard in the paint. I'm always like, ah, I want to
see what's on. You know. What's really sad about that? Though,
honestly, and I don't. I don't like that I think this. But
if someone is like really like, if they're really passionate about child education,
I'm weirded out by it. I think I know that I know that I
shouldn't be because like that's obviously like a really necessary job to exist. But
at the same time, I have to, like there's part of me it's
like, why do you want to be around kids this bad. I mean,
I don't I don't know, it's I'm be honest, that's kind of
healthy skepticism, even though obviously you shouldn't say everybody, but just even of
course, of course I haven't even been to say that, but it's just
like it's just like the skepticism, in my opinion, is healthy because just
something that upsets me so fucking much is how much like, uh, you
know, there's all these campaigns of hate of oh, librarians are trying to
do something the kids. Oh, the trans people trying to do kids.
Whatever it is, it's always something. They're always trying to do something the
kids and corrupt them or touch them or something. Meanwhile, you know,
the the the the people that they pray to, and the establishments that they
go to. The numbers don't lie. It's just that drives me healthy.
But it's everything. So it's just well it's just more out in the open,
right, like like wanting to be around children and like like it just
makes you want to question, like right where like if a kid, if
a kid like runs up to you, right and it's like, hey,
mister, like if a kid walked up to me and like if a kid
fell down and hurt itself, my first instinct is not help the kid.
It's should help that kid. They might think it's weird. This is the
lived in that I don't people. I don't like being near people's kids.
I don't like to other people's kids. I don't I don't hold Lily's cousins
kids, even when he asked me, I don't want to because the thing
is that once, once you're get accused of those fucking things, no matter
how innocent you are, your life is ruined. But like what and that's
what not like and that like my greatest fear, My greatest fear is being
innocent. But it doesn't matter, right, that's a young I was just
like, you're always you are always guilty. Yeah, you're not in it,
unfortunately, not of this specific thing. But you are not guilty.
Guilty, but you do have some guilty bones, that's for sure. I
don't though. That's the thing. That's why I tried so hard to not
be going. I got home. I got home at two am. One
time when we were living all together, and I caught Kingston dipping a rat
in and out of a garbage disposal and it was the cruelest thing I think
I've ever seen. And I was laughing hard. You were switching in your
laughs. Yeah, didn't you imagine hearing somebody go through the laugh ladies in
rapid succession? It was really, it was really that I didn't see it,
that it was one moment when I was it sounds like a car honking.
It was insane. I had to address it. I had to address
it because it was two am. I was home with four gorgeous models and
they they were just male models for male model models. Yeah, hung hung
like they were very hung. Yeah, And they asked they asked about that.
They asked the fat black eye dipping the rat in the thing. And
I was just like, hey, dude, don't worry about me. You
guys going to your own thing. What else? What else? What else
is there? What else? What else happened? That we can run?
John Stewart's back, John Stewart's back, Jizz Stuart returned. Dude. It
was so nice. It was so nice to see him because like I'd almost
forgotten how cathartic it was to have somebody on television doing that exact thing,
like I mean, like to be fair like John Oliver does a pretty decent
job with like last week tonight of doing a very different thing from a perspective
that I generally I generally agree with, But like there's something about John Stewart
where it's like, oh he he he says things from the right perspective that
people that everybody else with that perspective will not say on TV. Yeah,
Like, no democrat or or like liberal left leaning person on television with the
news organization, with news with a news room or any kind of power in
that in that way is going to is going to talk about how Joe Biden
is too fucking old. They're not gonna do decrepit. And they they say,
because we can't do that because it'll hurt our chances against Trump. And
the counter to that, the obvious counter and he mentioned this a little bit
too, is that oh dude, yeah, well so succinct he shouldn't.
Why is this the guy? Why is this the guy? I was?
I forgot how good he was at with just words and like succinctly, like
putting things succinctly where he was talking about how like it was it was something
to that effect. We was talking about how like oh my god, why
what the fuck is it? Ah, damn it, I lost it.
I had it in my fucking head and it like ran away. It was
that exactly thing that you were talking about. But he used like a very
specific phrase that. I was like, this is so fucking it's short and
perfect. It was very good. What was it that he's too old?
Oh my god, I have to jog my memory. This is gonna drive
me in Should you should? You should look it up real quick, just
to just to all right, yeah, you keep you keep talking. No,
it was, Oh, it's it's it's the the candidates. It's not
the voter's job to assuage the concerns of like a candidate. It's the candidate's
job, right, you know, it's not our job to run defense for
the fucking candidate. It's their job to make themselves like as as steel man
and as bulletproof as possible. So it's to not be as susceptible to that
amount of criticism, he said in a way more succinct way. But I'm
just like, god, damn, I missed this. He's very good.
It's very good at what he does. His timing is good, he's he's
so charismatic. Yeah, and and so he's he was great with that fucking
show, and it felt like it felt like he didn't skip a beat,
which that was the concern I think was that he's been gone for fucking forever.
Let's see how he fit. It was just like, oh, it
just feels like he's never stopped doing it and it was really nice. And
yeah, the backlash was a little, I guess expected, you know,
because whenever you there is there is a The tribalism of politics is so fucking
stupid because we most of people watch sports and they understand criticizing their quote unquote
side their team. It is literally the most criticism any team will face.
It's coming from the fans themselves, the people that they feel represent them.
But when it comes to politics, for some reason, you can't fucking do
that. For some reason, when you're coming from the perspective of criticizing something
that you care about, they think you're helping the other side. You're fucking
well, let's let's be let's be clear. Let's be clear. You are
helping the other side. You're not. You are you are, but you're
not. But there should be nothing wrong with criticizing your side if there are
problems. You are helping the other side that is not helping. You are
trying to tell them to do better. It is no, it's not it
literally is is. Please explain to me, let me talk, let me
think in it, because your words will be used to fan the flame of
the ignorant people on the other side, to dissuade them from agreeing with your
side. Though though it should still be allowed, you should still as we're
all leftward leaning people and we all think that my fucker Joe Biden's way too.
Let me let me ask you something. What is the purpose of criticism
in your opinion help things become better? Your rights? Right? So how
do you do that? And how is criticizing something making Because of the way
people will spin your word, Your words will always be spun in a way,
especially by the enemy, in a way that that can be used to
detriment the side you're fighting for, especially if the words are critical to the
theme you're on, they will be used that way. I just see,
This is why I disagree. The reason this rhetoric, that rhetoric that you're
talking about right now is stagnation rhetoric. It is, of course it is.
It's I don't I agree. Let me tell you why. Hold on,
let me tell you why. You just gave your explanation, let me
give you mine. So the reason why it's stagnation because that is the talking
point to not progress, to say hey, if you do this, you're
gonna hurt the other side, which deters people from wanting to do that,
which keeps things the same. Hey, don't say anything about Biden. It's
gonna hurt the other side. Let me finish it with me, can finish,
I'll let you go. Okay. So it's it's gonna be a determent
for people. So it makes people not want to say shit. That's why
the media doesn't say shit about this guy, when what we should be doing
is being all in unison to be like, fuck this old piece of shit,
Get somebody who's viable that will crush the other side. But we get
stuck in this shiit of should we or shouldn't we. To me, it
is a complete negative to have that argument in the first place, and saying
this is hurting us. I'm like no, no, no, no,
no, it is stagnating us trying to get this fucking old bag of bones
out of here. That's that's how that's that is how it is. Look,
I agree that if there is a problem in the party that we are
a part of, we have to call it out. No matter what you
say, it's going to be used to defame our group. Some'm like,
fuck it, get this old man out of office, because this is not
someone that should be leading our country. This should not be the face of
our side of the group. I understand that simple. You may see it
as it's like, oh, what you're saying is stagnation. I don't believe
in the stagnation because I think you have to do that. You have to
call a spade a spade when it's a spade, even when it's on your
side, like, oh, this is bad, this should not be over
here. But people will try to twist those words. But what is the
point of that argument. It's like saying, hey, it's great, you
gotta walk, you need to walk, but but let me scare you.
You're you're like, you need to walk, Hey you could trip and hurt
yourself. You could. It's like, what do you do? What are
you even saying? Are you trying to scare me from actually walking? No,
it's nothing like it is the fact that they will probably try to do
that, but that is irrelevant. It is it is an irrelevant point in
my opinion that you're trying to scare people. That needs to be that needs
to be aware of. Like people are going to twist to me. In
my opinion, people people will, I mean, people were doing that forever,
Like I don't know, man, I like, I really need to
call it out. You have to, you have to call it out.
Should not be leading our party. It's insane, right, So why would
I ever saying around three times he won't know where the fun is anymore?
That's crazy. It's insane. Do you see the past? Did you see
that press so that this report came out? Yeah, the report came out
of how Le basically bro this was crazy because there's been so much fucked up
ship that's been happening. And he's like, oh whatever, and then all
of a sudden, his cognitive ability is called in a question. He's like,
stop everything, get the presses, we're gonna talk some ship. He
comes out all decrepit, talking like like I'm fine, and then it was
like okay, fair enough. He's walking away like it was like fair enough,
fair enough, all right? And then he stops, and everyone's like
no, he walks back, and then he just starts saying a bunch of
shit and fucking names up and saying dumb ship, and it's like, dude,
what happened. He's he's a fucking room. But man, like he
just he meet just meanders. It's crazy. I don't know. Man.
Literally, he's literally and he's playing a modern game with the wrong control roller.
Bro, He's fucking gone. It's it's fuck. It's sad. It's
sad even because that's nothing old person that shouldn't be where they are, you
know, like I really I don't know, I don't look dude, I
think that Bro's in his eighties. Man, it's just like as a as
a as a whole, I think I just don't want old. Is it's
so much to ask for, like not old. It is so much I
would take. I would take so many other people, even if they were
like a little bit like shittier, if they were just at the very least
can't be shittier, to be honest, that's true. Apex his apex,
Yeah, his response to you know, the let's just say the conflict.
You know how they like to soft it. They like to soften it the
conflict over there, and I'm like, bro, this guy he's maxed out
and find Joe Biden was a piece of ship. Young Joe Biden's kind of
a piece of ship. He signed a bunch of uphills. You know what?
The thing about what pisces me up? Yeah? That is literally that's
him at the press conference the whole time. He sounds like a wizard Old
Wizards. So we're going all over the place. We gotta get the questions
at some point, very very soon. But I do want to bring this
out two hours. No, we're not so so here's what. Yeah,
so I want to bring this up before we forget. I don't know if
you guys saw this, but I keep seeing this thing on Twitter where it's
like Ian Myles Chong has been executed. Ah, what's crazy he's been He's
been in my what's happening all days? I don't know why he was what's
happening all day? So what happened apparently is Ian Myles Chong? Who I
mean, fucking he's been this Elon Musk, Dick Ryder, this like right
leaningateur piece of ship that has never se in America, lives in fucking Malaysia
and literally speaks as if you lives here, that is how his tweets are
worded. Yeah, yeah, he speaks. He's in Malaysia. He speaks
on US politics all the time. He simps, he simps for all these
Republican candidates and Elon Musk. He's like a huge dick writer for Elon Musk.
Remember you know what I remember it's so funny because it's so funny in
retroplect because many many, many many many, many many many, many,
many many years ago I played see if the he is with him, and
it's so funny to think that guy is possibly dead. But so he he
So he's he lives in Malaysia, and he's a conservative, so naturally he's
very he speaks a lot on the Israel. He's speaking a lot on the
as Israel Palestine conflict. And because he's in fucking Malaysia, that's he's not
fucking great. So apparently he tweeted from the first time, for the first
time ever about like, oh I love my country Malaysia. He never tweets
about Malaysia ever. So everybody was immediately was like, this is fucking weird.
What's going on? And apparently according to the Internet, which is a
pretty dubious source, but it seems like it seems like at the very least
this is real that he's apparently like under investigation. For the record, Malaysians
can be charged for sedition under under the Seditious Act for expressing views that could
potentially show discord among communities in the country. Uh, the Palace on Israeli
conflict hold significant interest in Malaysia, with the topic being too sensitive for the
Malay Muslim audiences. Blah blah blah. So yeah, so there's a pretty
good chance there's a non zero chance that dude's fucking and can I say,
I will I will say tweeting pro Israel stuff from Malaysia is it's getting stuck
upside down in the cave for me a fucking man to that dude, and
you you have reached every opportunity you have. You have like revitalized my night.
Like I feel good. No, I did not see one word about
this, And I am astatic that like, and I am hopeful because seriously,
like people don't realize the discord and fucking bullshit that this guy has done
and that has been constantly doing. He's even people that I don't even fuck
with anymore, like Andy Worski, try to get him swatted, and he
fucking bragged about it. It's on voice messages. There's voice DMS of him
bragging about it to a sex worker. I'll keep her out of it.
But it's just like, yeah, exactly, but it's just like he's also
swatted multiple people. Adag got flash bang because of him. Oh no,
I forgot about that. I totally forgot that. No, cap, I'm
dead serious about this too. Imagine reminding your own business and then Elon muskles
Chong walks into your front door and flash banks myles Chong. Just could that
really? Could that permanently hurt them? That could do that? Could just
easily kill them? That can kill them? Yes, especially small Yeah,
flash franks are crazy and especially a small doggy. Dude. There was a
baby got accidentally flash bang not that long ago in America and it was deadly
because these dumb fucking pig cops went to the wrong house, they raided the
wrong house and then flash bang a fucking baby. It's like, yo,
dude, and idea, could you imagine they stuck it? You know?
Now you know how they do the swatch like when they go to kill some
guy like going through the rooms, and the guy's walking through the room and
all of a sudden, the baby like jingles his thing and takes a flash
bang off the pin and boom set put your hands down. Stupid fucking like,
I don't even like what did they think this was? Call it duty?
Like, how does that happen? They breached They breached the fucking room
and then it was like slow motion they're throwing ship and then it all catches
up and then they just be like a baby, baby, Do you think
that baby? Do you think that baby has a flash? Do you do
you think that that baby now, as he gets older, will have like
kind of a permanent like ghost of whatever it is he saw that day.
Oh no, you know, like flashbangs working call duty, how it like
freezes your friends and it has that that after image of burn in your retina.
He's gonna see that police officer for the rest of his life, like
in a little outline every time he goes to bed. He's gonna live that
moment. So awful. But yeah, fucking Miles Tongue, I hope something
really did happen to him. Because's a terrible fucking person. And there's something
happened to Coach red Pill if you guys know who that is. Oh yeah,
I saw that he got He's apparently confirmed by uh Tucker Carlston that had
said it out and recently, Like dude, I I saw that news,
and I I gotta say, look, I'm not gonna I don't necessarily revel
in, uh in these kinds of things because I don't know, man,
whatever whatever happens happens, I'm not gonna feel one way about it. But
I do feel like Coach Redpill was a funny one because I remember he made
a video about me and Lacey a long time ago, weird fucking ship fucking
video. It makes sense that he was, but I didn't know weirdly parasocial,
I remember because he had like the different I forgot about that he had,
Like it was like what in the ceiling and one like down there,
and like he was just arbitrarily cut between them. It was kind of honestly,
like I thought about, like, uh, it's kind of not a
bad idea presentation wise, it's fun, but very dumb that he cared at
all about about that and the way that he came. I wish that video
was still up. I can't find it, but it was very, very
weird, and I remember thinking, like, this guy sucks, So to
find out that he just got fucking assassinated by the Russians, it's pretty fucking
hysterical. I'm wanna give a quick backstory for the people because it's people like,
who the fucks coach red Pill? Because I would just need to know
but no, I know, no, they need to know this. This
guy sucks, and I want people to know how much he sucks. So
you got a little bit of that coach red Pill is was like he was
a men's right guy and try to coach young kids about don't you know,
bang girls younger than twenty five years old, they're like dogs, so you
should treat them like them. Like he has videos like that. He then
started to lose relevance. He was working with the Sargon of a Cod for
a minute, and then he claimed that Sargon of a Cod docksed him,
even though his fucking name and address was in the description of every fucking video.
And so this is this type of guy that too, was it Ian?
I thought it was oh no, no, no, no, no,
no, never never, No, you're right. So what I was
thinking was that that picture that that took of that of that guy at vidcom.
Oh that was fun. Was his name was that? Yeah? I
met the fuck is that guy up to? You think he's still around?
No way? Yeah there's yeah, probably not, but yeah that guy's oh
man, we can talk about him some other day. But Coach red Pill
he was trying to gain relevance. And why I remembered him so much because
he started to pala around with the Ethan Ralph Ken and got into all that
blood sports ship and Ethan Ralph is the fucking go I gotta tell you.
It's as far as like people make all these documentaries and ship on Christian I
guarant fucking tee you. I bet any money on this. People make a
legitimate document like the Higher People, the the Turkey Toms or the Right Opinion,
those type of people that make all these documentaries about locales, his will
be like the most viewed. I guarant fucking toe you because he's still going.
Shit's still happening. This guy's legendary. But anyway, he was hanging
out Coach Redpill. Finally he went to Ukraine to you know, escape shit
because he probably was illegal shit was going on with the he screwed over his
partner with monetary shaite, he was doing pyramid stuff. And then he gets
killed in Ukraine because he was doing pro Russia shit. Pro Russian ship from
Ukraine got arrested, apparently died in prison. Awesome, And I say this,
this is coach Red Pill. Yeah we're talking about yes, so hold
on, I want to share apparentlyson, if you could, I sent the
picture in the in the chat, if you could look at this is this
is who coach Red pul Is. It's a picture of him. No,
it's no, it's not him with his head exploder. But I love it.
I love this picture because he looks like a fucking who looks like sus
Preacher. It looks at the doctor's character. That didn't didn't It didn't end
right, And it literally didn't. It did not. He died in prison.
People might be like, oh man, he sounds so sensitial, my
bro, I firmly believe that. I just there's not enough justice in the
world. And when you hear that, like bad people, when bad things
happen to bad people, it genuinely brings me a little bit of solace,
right, because yeah, there's thing, at the very least there's something,
because I do feel like terrible ship happens to people who just don't deserve it
all the time, right, and like so even if like death is a
bit much, at the very least, it's like, man, these are
pretty unsavory fucking people. You know, I could not I don't know,
it's whatever, Yeah, this is all ridiculous, and I do think it's
I can't say that it's not funny a little bit to me that we started
this episode off talking about empathy. The whole episode has just been us talking
about how it's a little bit funny that these people are. It's not a
little bit, I am. I'm I'm actually very like if if I learned
that it's confirmed that imus Changa has been like, you know, arrested and
he's about to be lashed like forty times or whatever they do, because they
do a bunch of crazy shit over there in Southeast Asia. Yeah, I
think they like tie. I think they tie a marijuana they kill you.
Isn't that crazy marijuana? They can they can't execute you in Malaysia, you
know, the Philippines, I know, and I think, let's not be
ignorant, but uh, there is in Southeast as somewhere they have some very
fucking strict marijuana. I think it all Muslim controlled. Uh those states?
Where is it? Where is it? Where Singapore? No, Singapore,
Singapore may not be killed, but it's an extreme offense over there. You're
getting in some serious ship over there to get their drug laws are very fucking
strict and in in Southeast Asia in general. Yeah, okay, so he's
probably not gonna be executed, but he's probably gonna go to jail for three
years or face a really fucking crazy fine. So yeah, I mean,
I I just hope he finally stops like that. This dude, especially with
Elon interacting with him, he got boosted so much and so much bullshit.
Would just be bro like those people, did you? Okay, So Joe
Olstein, who's the giant piece of shit, right, his church just got
shot up. Yeah, his church got church got shot up. His church
got shot up. There was a Mexican service about to start, and then
this Mexican woman, she was crazy, you know, schizophrenia ship like that
took a couple of rifles and her fucking little son with her and was gonna
shoot it up. And then these two cops that were off duty that were
doing security, they they killed her. Whoa. And the thing is because
she's a criminal. She's done a lot of criminal activity, so she's had
aliases, you know, different alstes to do criminal activity. Some of them
were male. And because of that, right wing media was like, oh,
she's trans. Look another trans shooter. And then those same people that
Ian Miles in the fucking Quartering made a video about this shit, just saying
trans, even though the fucking cops came out and said no, she's always
identified as a woman. This is not a thing, sorry guys. And
it's like, fuck these people, man, these people are really fucking stupid.
I also hate the idea. It's like, oh, look another trans
shooter. It's like, you wouldn't do this. How many white shooters have
we had? And you them, it's never they never do it for the
for those for those unfortunate white students that that do these wild things. Man,
it's always uh I never song it was coming. He was so quiet
and so nice, and it's so we lost someone to the system. And
then if it's a person of color, they were a proud of a bad
environment. And I noticed that ship when I was a child. I noticed
that about the news. I was like, that's weird, hero, that's
weird, dude, that's you know What's weird to me how we can watch
the same event on foil and people can have two one different opinion. I
was. I was trying to watch a live stream about this, the whole
wash thing. I just wanted to get more information. I was trying to
watch it on one of these commentary guys. Uh, I'll just say it
was. It was Tommy c I was trying to see, let me see
his take on it, maybe he has more information about this ship. And
he made a comment. This was before I knew about the shooting, but
he said something like off the cuff, like he was like, man,
every time you just look, there's just another trans shooter. And I was
like, what the fuck is he talking about? And that's when I learned,
like later that, oh, he must be referring to this thing because
he gets his news from fucking the quartering and all these dumb assholes. Wait.
Who uh Tommy c Oh shot from the point. Yeah, shot from
the point. So I was trying to podcast. He's such I really,
I really can't get over how stupid that guy is. It really is monumental.
Look, I was just I was just annoyed that like he said that
thing, and because I I just didn't know that that shooting happened yet,
And I was like, what does he mean? Everywhere you look there's and
this is like in his mindset, this ship happens like every other day or
all the time. I'm like, bro, there's been what do you mean
by that? There's been like one documented mass shooter and like that would that
happened to be trans? That one chick that shot up that Christian school whatever,
there was that fat asshole that shot up a gay club in Colorado and
and trolled and said that he identifies as a woman or something. You trolled.
He was a fat fucking guy with the beard that got stomped out by
stilettos and ship, and this piece of ship was trying to be like,
oh, it's like it's it's the same as that subscribed a pootie pie thing
when that fucking did that, like just that piece of shit, And so
all of a sudden there's this oh they're all there's so many transhooters. I'm
like where How the fuck did you believe this? It's crazy, dude.
There's there's a certain point where you just I don't know, man, you
just you lose the plot. I think, Yeah, And I don't know
what happens to people. I think I really wish I knew what it was
that made people this way, because I feel I just feel like I see
it. So maybe it's you know what, maybe it is just like the
financial incentive, you know what I mean, maybe there is like a financial
incentive to do this stuff and to make click baity headlines, and then eventually
you just sort of uh, kind of kool aid. Yeah, I think
I think at some point maybe you start believing your own hype and start diluting
yourself. But it really is something that should be fucking studied with these these
fucking invalids. It's the ones I get so mad at the people that cause
the people that it's like grift is gonna grift. I get that grifter is
gonna grift the people that are consuming the content. I'm like, have you
ever do you not ever question your any like anything like this when you think
about the multiple Oh, there's so many trans like is how does that how
do you how does your brain? They don't. They don't question it,
but they don't question it at all. It's like the same people who responded
to fucking John Stewart, who are like, uh, if he's he's bashing
Bernie or he's bashing Joe Biden, I won't watch it. I'm not watching.
It's like, you are fucking stupid and you should be fucking reprimanded for
it. Yeah. I saw that thing you quote swed like with like both
sides are the same, That's what he was trying to say. And it's
like, yeah, headline, fucking rolling Stones. He's like this, both
sides are equal. Uh uh isn't modern critique? And it's like you are
a you are actually and I I really you should be. You must be
in a remedial first grade English class if you believe that's true. If you
do not know how to put together a basic sentence, like if you don't
know how to determine the difference between both sides are bad and both sides are
equal, then you should have your everything about you revoked. You don't.
You should not have a house, you should not have a fucking car,
You should not have a family. You should be put in a box and
studied by people who can fix you. I don't know how. I don't
know how strongly I can really convey this. You must get off the internet
and please read, Please read anything, Please read, because because you cannot
you straight up, because you straight up cannot watch that John Stewart segment.
You can't do it. You can't watch that John Stewart segment and come across
with the idea that he thinks that Joe Biden is worse than Trump. You
can't do it. You can't do it. It's it is literally impossible.
Yeah, because that is not what was said. It remotely not what was
said, because that was conveyed at all. It's so I don't know.
Man, Seeing seeing him at it again really like kind of lit a fire
under me again. Felt good. It felt good to see because it reminded
me of back when I would be like, yeah, Hillary Clinton sucks and
everybody would be like, oh, you're sexist, and it's like, no,
she just objectively, she she is literally like, I'm not sexist at
all. She is literally just the worst possible choice for this. Yes,
and guess who was right, by the way, Oh, guess who lost
that election. Hmmm, interesting, Yeah, I wonder why she fucking lost.
I mean, it sucks. It's god damn it. If just Bernie
would have fucking destroyed Trump, God, he would have fucking destroyed him,
definitely would have. He would have fared better at least, No, he
would have. I so fucking strongly, strongly, I strongly believe he would
have won too. But like, at the very least, if he didn't
win, he would have performed significantly fucking better. Yeah, than and and
he wouldn't be fair. I'm the popular vote, but that's not how this
country fucking works. We still do this electoral college bullshit and let the minority
still fucking run shit, just like jerrymandering and everything you have. These people
do weasley bullshit to control shit when they're in the fucking minority. It's like
that is the fact that that is the thing. When it's like the most
people, the concentrated people live in blue fucking states, well clearly they would
win by fucking how voting to the postal work, but they make sure it
doesn't work that way in this day and fucking age, because because you know,
who's the most money, who has the most fucking money, the true
the oil tycoon, greasy lobbyist types, these gun toting fucks, the NRA
and all that type of shit. The most money to fucking distribute, and
of course the right will take the most money and to do the bidding.
They don't give a fuck about anything, you know. Like, of course,
to be fair of the left would probably do that, but they don't
get as nearly as much blood money. They don't get nearly as much because
they're not gonna run defense for all those people. It's annoying, but yeah,
we can go. Fuck, I'm getting we gotta get We gotta get
to questions. We gotta get questions. Yeah, yeah, I'll be funny.
Now, I'll be funny. Now. Yeah, let's come on.
Come on over to patron dot com sasce a snart tank if you want to
ask a question. We got a bunch of you guys over here. This
is one that I've wanted. I wanted to bring this up because I'm annoyed
by this criticism that I've seen. Captain Sensible wrote in he says, hypothetical
question related to suicide Squad, Chris, how would you have felt if you
got the fourth or fifth Halo game? And suddenly Chief was a brainwashed villain
you have to permanently kill with no hopes of saving. This is because I
was talking about the Suicide Squad Killed the Justice League and how silly people were
being about you know, what is it to Batman's death or whatever? Can
I tell you Listen if they came out with Batman Arkham four, right,
Batman Arkham Planet, right, Arkham Planet, and the game was you are
the Suicide Squad and you kill Batman, that sucks, okay. But if
you have a game called the Suicide Squad, Kill the Justice League, kill
Batman. If you come out with a game that is called The Covenant Kills
the Master Chief, I want the Master Chief to be fucking ravaged in that
game, because that's the conceit. That's the whole point. If you're going
to do it, do it, go big or go home. If this
isn't like the this wasn't the fourth Arkham game, it's another game in the
Arkham universe. And I get it, but people acting like these are equivalent
scenarios are just not the same. If yeah, if a game was called,
you know, the Covenant Kill the master I'd be like, that's weird,
that's an interesting thing. I would immediately I would almost immediately conce liter
it. That's a side story, right, because that's what that reads like.
And also, guys, the Justice League isn't dead. It's the fucking
Justice League. They're going to bring them back for like some bullshit season or
like I think there's like even some stuff in the game that hints that they're
not even the real Justice League, because yeah, their BRAINI asqu clones and
what's the whole entire story of the game is pretty obvious, the BRAINI acc
clone. Yeah, it's it's the second the Green Lantern Ring doesn't work the
way that the Green Lantern Ring works. It becomes pretty fucking apparent. And
then everybody was writing like, oh, they don't even know the fucking characters.
It's like, oh you ooh, that game's so bad for so many
reasons. And it bothers me that the criticisms that people stick with the most
are like the least valid ones, or like the ones that are so subjective
to the point where some people could argue they're the best things about the game,
Like the only good thing about the game is literally the way the characters
interact and how they how they hint at the fact that the Justice League isn't
legitimate, so I don't know. Whatever. We had a game called master
Chief gets Killed. Like, that's interesting that title. I love that title.
If it's literally it was like a flat sort Yeahue gets killed and people
and dude, people people were talking like, well, you were angry at
uh Halo five because Master Chief was only in three missions out of fifteen,
and it's like, these are this is Halo five. This is a main
line sequel to the main and I, by the way, I didn't even
hate that other character who was support. It's actually a great example because the
whole conceit of that game was that you were like you were hunting down the
Master Chief because he was a trader, and you were going to play both
sides. We're going to play the Chief and then the person who tries to
kill him. And then the game didn't end up being that. It just
ended up being like master Chief is the hero and everybody loves him, and
I remember being like, this sucks. I wanted to try. I wanted
to I really did want to play as the team trying to kill the message
sick. That sounds dope, So like I don't know. I saw that
a couple of times, and like both on Sacred and on this, and
I was just like, listen, these are I understand. I appreciate the
criticism. It's a fair point, I guess, but like, I don't
think you're thinking deeply enough about this in the context that you're trying to.
Some people love characters too much. Do you think that's what's happening? Love?
I love spider Man. I really love Spider Man. But I realized
I'm not on the spectrum I think. So what happened is that when Spider
Man's stories change and adapt and become different things, I don't feel betrayed by
it. I'm like, oh, okay, cool, this will be something
different. It might be cool, it might be not, you know.
Or what happened is that I feel like a lot of people don't actually like
the characters. They like renditions of the characters. They get very attached to
Raymi Spider Man or like Spectacular spider Man without understanding these are These are characters
that have been on for sixty plus fucking year, Like Batman. The Batman
that we love is not the Batman's original character. Yeah, Superman I love
is not that the Spider Man I love, like for me personally, right
Like, I've never been a huge fan of Rami Spider Man because I think
that Peter's not a huge character in that thing. But what's happening is Raymie
knows Peter Parker from those early runs of Spider Man. He is a stan
Lee Spider Man fan, so he loves that version of him. I like
the character in general, but I'm like, oh, I have particular this
favorite, but I'm not gonna go ballistic change him. Spider Man has died
so many times. I've never been like, they fucking those podcasts, they
killed them. I don't think whatever, dude, that's that one's gone.
The Spider Man I love still always be around. I'm be honest, d
you, I think you're giving them too much credit. I think I really
do. I I don't think I think the I think the criticism that these
people are displaying are very shadow shallow from what I've seen, and this is
courses is anecdotal. But for people I know that really enjoy the Justice League
and that like comics and stuff like that, none of them are fucking freaking
out. So this is interesting, and I think this is very what I
feel like, and I could be wrong, but I feel like I'm almost
seeing yeah, yeah, I'm seeing almost a return of the upset gamer,
and in a way that like I just saw a post today of there's a
disclaimer before you play the tomb Raider remastered games, and it's like, oh,
some of these depictions are like fucked up. We don't condone no,
but here you go now. I saw this on Disney too. I was
watching Aladdin, and before Aladdin started it said the same fucking shit essentially,
and me and Judas are like, oh, that's stupid, and then we
enjoyed the fuck out of Aladdin. So that's a sense I saw people.
Also, it's also a way better alternative than you don't get to see this
shit. We're going to censor the ship out of this. It's just a
little disclaimer and I was like, oh, it's dumb, and then I
literally forgot about it. And then I saw this post blow up and people
having all this discourse about that ship, and I'm like, this reminds me
of that pronoun ship and Starfield, where I'm like, what the fuck are
you doing? Why why would you post about this? Why are you posting
about this, like, who gives a fuck? Is the game the same
or not cool? I wouldn't even think about it. I probably would have
even read it. It probably would have just went over my fucking head.
And it's just but I'm seeing people get mad about this ship, and I'm
like, what's going on right now? This is this We're kind of entering
a space right now, it seems where people the thing to me that was
like really annoying, Like I just don't think people know how to separate concepts
in there in their heads well enough when they're making criticism, Like because I
saw a big a big point for the suicide squad killed Justic League, It's
like, well, Batman should have been the hero because Batman. Why would
Batman? How could Batman be susceptible to Brainiac's mind control when he withstood the
Joker toxin in this in the Scarecrow gas or whatever. And it's like,
first of all, this is a fucking inter dimensional, fucking alien. I'm
sorry, Bruce Wayne is not just because he he he withstood gas from a
clown. Okay, it's these are different now, I understand. I do.
I do think there's a valid criticism there in the sense that it is
thematically kind of annoying, Like it is annoying to have like, no,
hold on, listen to me. I do think it's thematically unsatisfying to have
a Batman that his entire arc in the arch of trilogy has basically been like
withstanding mind control and then you have some sequel game where he just gets mind
controlled again. That is thematically kind of unsatisfying. But it's not that it's
not because it doesn't make sense. That makes perfect sense. Sure, in
the Ark whichever, the one that's last in the plot line, he is
literally going fucking crazy because of the Joker talks the whole time, right,
going bananas, right, right, But the whole the whole point of those
games is that like he oh, he's oh, you know, he overcom's
fighting it, but he's also a person. No, but here's what I
here's what I'm saying. It is. It is. What I'm saying is
it's it's the I do think it's thematically kind of unsatisfied to have him just
brainwashing the next game. I don't think it's because it doesn't make sense.
This is a fucking intermensional alien. A billionaire doesn't stand a chance a better
Batman has become a better idea. It's a better idea would have been.
How about you're just how about the Suicide Squad killed the Justice League and they're
not mind controlled and evil? How about their just how about you just play
the actual fucking villains and the heroes are actually good guys and you're trying to
kill them anyway because you're the fucking suicide Squad. What happened to that?
Why that's so much? It's a way better? I don't know. There's
the problem with this, this ship alright, the ship of the story right.
Batman as a character is so fucking stupid now, the fact that they've
built his character up to be so mother fucking ridiculous in the last like ever
since the Dark Knight Rises era Batman, the character has gone through such a
ridiculous transformation into the I win everything because I'm Batman situation that it's so obno,
like what God what, because he's just going to not be my controlled
because of what his willpower. My guy, you're a person. You are
a schizoph You are literally a schizophrenic. You are a psychopath. Your brain
is already broken, like it just this doesn't make it's only fair. It's
it's kind of from the he's been nerve since I was a kid man.
I was actually my biggest criticism of Batman was like, how the fuck does
he always win? And I enjoyed Batman beyond more because it made a hell
of a lot more sense because Terry McGinnis, Terry McGinnis would get his ass
kicked in every episode, and I liked it because he was very human in
that sense where Batman would always figure. I liked Mask of the Phantasm because
it was the closest other than fighting playface to where he's like he got the
function. He got fucked up in the Mask of the Fan by Clay Face.
He almost died one time in animated series. I thought that was pretty
cool. But he would almost always be perfect. And I and as a
kid, I'm a little dumb kid, and I recognize this. I'm like,
I'm watching Power Rangers and they get fucked up every episode, but they
always win because obviously, and I just kind of was like, I don't
like how nerf this guy is, Like he's a fucking human and he's too
like too smart, too calculated. It was, it was it was annoying
and that's actually what I liked a lot about That's actually what I liked a
lot about the Batman that movie with Robert Pattinson is because he's just like kind
of bumbling a little bit. I like it because it's the beginning of him
doing it and he's Fuck, he doesn't know Spanish. Bro. That broke
my heart. I was like, Batman doesn't know fucking Spanish, the second
most spoken language in America. He doesn't fucking know that. He probably knows
he knows how to tell his maid to leave, he knows he knows how
to fucking authysically fucking turn of turn of fuckingtol katana, but he doesn't know
Spanish. Like, what the fuck is going on? Like this? It
is that that is extremely stupid? Is this stuff like that? Like I've
been a Batman fans for a long time, right, Like I've been pre
crisis post crisis su Batman. I'm a fan of both of them. I
enjoy Batman. I enjoyed two Batman the most because he's the most like sort
of grounded. But then he had his moments where he like he re enters
the atmosphere from space and just his batsuit and It's like that's come on,
dude, you know. But it's like that's why I'm always like, that's
why I've always been like I like Spider Man more because like Spider Man gets
less ridiculous. For sure, Spider Man is really strong, like has cool
spider senses, but then like he fights someone like the lizard, he gets
hit like four times and his arm doesn't work because the lizard's tail broke its
arm or shit like that is what I like spider Man. Like Marvel gives
you the more humans with these abilities trying to do better, and dc' is
like, oh, I'm a god and then the guy that's not a god
is the most god likes somehow, and it's like that doesn't make any I
can't do this very strong. It's yeah, it's it's super You have to
really suspend your disbelief if you have to do it in general for everything right
in the comic book realm, in Superhero realm, but in for Batman in
particular. And I just I was so satisfied with the Arkham series before that.
I just I just could not. I just don't. I didn't care
about the outcome of this game in a way that it just I'm like,
it's unlike, it's kind it's it's kind of like the way I feel about
I don't know, almost like I guess other people would say Star Wars or
something where it's like this ended a long time ago for me, man,
like they could okay, whatever whatever new sh whenever new ship that comes out,
Like the Arkham game is like twenty fifteen, that was almost ten years
ago, Like that universe is closed to me, Like that's over, that's
overdone with. So if you're gonna add shit to it, you can do
that. But I'm immediately going to that that is extra shit. Yeah,
that that's bonus. That's that might as well be deleted scenes or like bonus
features from a DVD, right because I feel like it's just not real.
I like to understand this, right, Like, because they add something that
may have changed where your character ends up, it does not ruin the things
that happened before with it, Yes it does. It does it like there's
character, there's still your character, you know, you still have those things
you look back on. Finally, those games still exists. I didn't like
it. That's why I didn't like to think Dudam Asylum Arkham City, Arkham
Knight, despite the dumb car great actually actually never played the Origins Organs is.
Actually Origins was my funnest as far as combat goes, because when you
get those electric shock things, you just you're open. You're so fucking overpowered.
It's hilarious. It was so stupid. So there you are. You
are a god. Once you get those things. I think you like you
fight that. It's the funniest fight too. It's actually a really fun game.
It's actually really fun. This is the funnest fucking fight. But anyway
you get these shots that is so stupid, it's so funny. But anyway,
you get the Shottlande Like even the game is like, we can't really
valid how Batman beat him, but when you get that shit, you just
combo off that ship and it's just so destructive and satisfying in a way.
But anyway, and his thighs are so big for whatever reason, and Arkham
Origins, his thighs are almost like bigger than his torso I'm not even sure
why they did that, but it's a it's a fun game. But Arkham
City is my favorite for sure. I just go, like guys, go
back and play Arkham Go Go, We'll play one of them, go and
have fun. They're still there, dude. Yeah, they're all still there,
and they're all really good. They're very they're just they're all even Asylum,
which is like less open. It's just such a well designed, fucking
level based video game. I can't, I really can't. It's probably like
one of the one of the last of that era that like didn't jump into
open world immediately. That's just so fucking good. I remember playing at Target
yeah for the first time as a demo, and I was like, what
the fuck is this? That that that one specifically is It feels like the
most like you're playing an episode of the cartoon to me, because it's like
this confined kind of space. City is great and Night is great too,
honestly, Like I really love Night. Yeah. Yeah, let's let's let's
run through try let's let's get like four more and you know, well for
sure, all right, what the fuck is this? Man of action wrote
in he says hello, No, he doesn't, I just said that,
he says new patron here. I've been watching you guys ever since I crawled
out of the womb. Impossible. Uh for my question, imagine you are
the devil and you are tasked with creating a thematic punishment, a thematic punishment
for your two co hosts after they've been sent to hell for their numerous sins.
What punishment would you give them? Personally? I would boil Chris with
radiation while forcing him to listen to radioactive. That's pretty cool. That's pretty
cool. Make Sweeney murder people from his wait, oh, from his life
while feeling all their pain. That's that's bad because he has so much empathy.
Yeah. Sure, And Derek be fucked by an army of gay men
for his new numerous gay parodies. I mean I got it, yeah,
man, totally. After a while, I think I'll get a little loosened
up and I'll be like numb and ship. I'll be all right, yeah,
I'll be all right, like you get like hendtime mind break, but
like I'm killing my family and friends and you're feeling it. I don't know,
trying to think of I feel like that's like what you described is too
good. That yeah, that one particularly is fantastic. The radio I like
the I like the radiation with radioactive. That's pretty good. It's not bad.
Like what what what top that, though, what is Chris can't stand
because pretty good, you should You probably shouldn't have included that ship because now
we can't be creative. I would too, Yeah, I would have Chris
stuck in an auditorium around a bunch of people that really love anime and they
would constantly keep talking to him about anime, and Chris the whole time I
has used the bathroom and he's trying to talk to about something other than anect
talking about the bathroom. But they all they do what they go back and
talking about anime and they can't harm over them yourself. You can't overstate I
overstate my hatred of anime. I haven't really said the bunch of the cringest
ones too. And you're like trying to like, hey, guys, I
need to figure out where the bathroom is, and you you can't get out
of them, and you try to pee yourself and you can't pee yourself,
and you're like, what's going on? I can't pee myself? Someone tell
me where the bathroom is. Oh dude, that's kind of like that.
That is kind of a hell, like like having to like having to pee
and then trying and then it doesn't ye oh man forever. That sucks.
Yeah, I don't know. The bathroom is like, we don't know what
they just talk talking to you about this dumb ass show. You shouldn't you
shouldn't have contributed your thing, because now I like, I can't. I'm
so fixated on on what what you've said as like the best possible version of
any of our answers that like, I can't, I can't think of anything.
I kind of got one for swing. So it's Groundhog's Day essentially,
He's gonna repeat this forever where you wake up in the morning, you hop
on Lively. Lively still a thing, but the FBI bust in your room
and you look at your screen and it's just nothing but child porn, like
it's just child man. And they have these new laws where it's like it
immediately executed if you're found the child porn. And so you literally are about
you know, you're you're thrown in prison. They you know, they scrub
you down and put your things on, you get raped, and then literally
at the end of the day, silently, at the end of the day,
they strap you with the electric chair and then as soon as they you
know, you feel the slight little shock, then you wake up again and
then it just starts over. But here's the thing, you're aware of it.
You're fucking aware that it happens so like, but you can't escape because
you it up and you try to run out the door. The fucking FBI
is right there to arrestue, and they find the childboard still you know,
maybe magazines in your pocket or whatever. It just anyway, they're gonna keep
training myself. I would just start trying to like some psychotical trade myself,
because like, imagine you go through like a expence, you like, you
like somehow kill the SWAT members, you like get out the city and all
this ship, and you're just like, oh my god, every day you
keep getting further and further outlaw. I'm so outlawed. Now I ate three
SWAP members. Now what do I do? You survived for years, you
know, but then eventually you're out of old again. I'm not person an
old age. I die back like fucking bed mother. That wud be so
amazing. Remember half the ship I did that time to get out of here.
At least you can mitigate it. At least you can mitigate it.
You can like die of old age and then it's arts over. You're like,
fuck, I got like the techniques you used to get out of there.
You lived so long you forgot them, you know, So now you
gotta fucking you gotta go through at least a few more months of this happening
immediately, Like so you get how to do it. That's so funny.
You forget, you forget, you forget that this is even gonna happen.
You're like, you live kid, you had you loved ship, they die,
Wake up for the fucking FBI just out your door. Just crazy fuck
all right, yeah, let's let's let's move on. Let us let me
in Hello, We'll do two quick ones. Griffin, Uh, what is
it? Griffith on Griffin on Nathaniel. Nathaniel wrote in Hottie Boys, you
each get to remove one genre of person furry, crypto, bro, grifter,
reddit, mod et cetera. They don't die anything, They just stop
being like that and no one else becomes like that. Who are you fixing,
grif Yeah, yeah, it's gotta be a grifter. You would save
you would save STU, would change so many things about the world. You
know. Lobbyists, Every lobbyist gets shot in the mouth immediately, I would
lobbyists aren't. Lobbyists suck, but they're not. They don't do as much
damage as scripters do. I think sincerely disagree that, and I did that.
I read it hard to disagree, but I think, why do you
disagree? Why do you disagree? Because lobby? What because you can lobby
is the lobby lobbyists have done to the America, all those fucking gun total
idiots that are like, yeah, we'll just pay you some money and keep
guns good, keep guns circulating around. Right. But but I would argue
the reason people are able to do that in the first place is because it
is because of misinformation. Like see the thing The thing about it is,
like I do, I think ultimately lobbyists suck, right, But you can
also lobby for good things, of course, like you can lobby for positive
things. I don't think you can really, I mean you, I mean
you absolutely, Like have you ever negotiated for like a raise for yourself?
It's like that's like a form of this is these are not lobby No,
but listen, listen, you're not listening. It's not inherently like lobbying by
itself is not inherently like that's not inherently a problem, isn't inherently evil,
But I feel like it's only ever been used to do bad shit. I
don't know, there's only so many lobbyists. There's so many grifters, I
think. I think, like the idea. The problem with grifters is that
like a grifter will convert somebody into an undying sickophant of someone who will lobby
like these are people who, like they spread It's so much worse to spread
misinformation for financial gain than it is to just you know, you know,
advocate for something like I don't know, I yeah, I guess you can.
You stop the problem, you nip it in the butt. If you
get rid of the grifters to where they people won't be susceptible to the lobbyists,
or at least, you know, people in the government would be susceptible
still because again a lot of money he waited them. But then the people
would the people, they would be like right exactly, you know, and
uh bitch big And last one Lexi wrote and says, hey, baby boys,
I just saw a rise against on tour for the first time, and
honestly have to say It's been my favoritencert experience of all the time blew me
away and the U and the indifferent friend I dragged along has now been converted
to a full believer. My question is this, what show or event have
you been dragged to that you were not interested in but ended up being a
huge fan of that. I want to see Paramo for Riot, and I
was like, this is awesome. I wish I would have saw a paramorpho
bitch a niggers. I don't think I I don't think I've ever I don't
think I've ever went to a show that I wasn't a fan of, you
know, like, I've never been dragged to a concert that I didn't already
explicitly want to go to. I got hauled off to that concert. It
was a girl I liked. I was like, I gotta swim with me
in Twilight though as well too, Like a lot of the things I like
is because girls liked it, And I knew that since girls liked it,
I have to I have to find a way and in to talk to these
bitches. So I would like watch all this shit or go to these things.
And I'm like, fuck, I actually like this and now my girlfriend's
like, why do you like that stuff? And I'm like, don't worry
about it. Is that take way too long for me to explain to you
what I enjoy Twilight so much more than you do, but as much as
you do. Like that's like every month or so we watch those movies together
and laugh at them. Dude, the code is so good is I would
say that movie is so stupid. You gotta you gotta sift through two hours
of idiocy for four minutes of a good son that is true. Yeah,
I don't know, Maybe I need to watch this movie. I hadn't seen
them since they I don't know, since the I think one of them was
in a dollar theater. I saw one of them, I think the third
one. Yeah, I saw a third one dollar theater. My friend,
my jackass friend, threw a soda at the fucking screed and then so it
was just a spot splast on this. That is crazy stupid. I couldn't
believe that he did that. I wonder if he remembers that ship. I
gotta, I gotta hit him up. Can you remember when you fucking did
this piece of shit? I've never done anything like that before. Wild all
right, that's scream. I want to scream the N word during a movie,
like while it's like while it's hot up screw like like like a slave
movie too, like while everything's happening it like right before the character says that's
gonna say it, I set up in screaming. Well, yeah, don't
worry either. There's always at least one slave movie a year. Yeah,
you can like seventeen years slave or something forty five years slave. Can you
imagine if they just did one, like every sequel is like one more year,
like one more year in the character's life. No, it's like thirteen
years a slave, fourteen years of slave, and then they come out once
a year. It's like fucking It's like Saw essentially. So that dude,
that movie was so sad. Dude, that was so I saw. I
saw it was so sad. Oh oh god. I was like, how
many saws are there? Have it rough? Yeah? Ya have it real?
Obviously? How many saws have? How many saws have you seen?
I've seen seen I've seen three. I've seen saw one, I saw saw
two, I saw saw three, I've definitely seen Saw four, But I
don't know if I saw saw five. I Saw six one. I've definitely
seen one of those sauce movies. Yeah, I don't think I've ever seen
Saw. Oh, I think I think I not all in, not in
its entirety, like I've seen I Saw one or two because I saw,
I saw Saw that I've seen, but I haven't seen. Let's move on.
Definitely got the credit, but I don't remember seeing Saw, at least
the way I remember saw. You saw I saw? Because remember there's all
the Saws in the spiral. I saw the Saw prequel. See that could
have been what the Chris Rock one was se No, that would have been
seen. That would have been seen with a black character. Let's read the
credits. Let's get the fun out of here. Thank you for watching or
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calling their friends the fellowship like today, yeah, like what you're going out
with just me and a fellowship fellowship. I do like when we had designations
for what do you remember when we all lived like pretty much adjacent to each
other. Yeah, and we had like designations like this this is this is
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it was Jim Carrey's Riddler with all like the semens on it, like herb
all over it. But but at first I looked at it through like I
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