WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.040 --> 00:00:08.240 We're gonna call you combob. Now. Hey, look he's it. Hey, 2 00:00:08.439 --> 00:00:13.519 look he's it. Hey, look he's Okay. What's up, guys. 3 00:00:14.400 --> 00:00:18.359 Uh, Welcome to another episode of Snatching Podcast. It is me your 4 00:00:18.440 --> 00:00:23.559 host, Tom Sweeney, and I'm joined here today by some some black guy 5 00:00:23.719 --> 00:00:28.719 and and Chris ray Gun. The people. Look at us, Look at 6 00:00:28.800 --> 00:00:33.119 us, look at us doing all this this bullshit. It's our job. 7 00:00:33.200 --> 00:00:37.159 We're here to talk about whatever sort of funk should happened in the past week. 8 00:00:37.479 --> 00:00:42.359 Apparently there's a lot. Apparently there's tangents. Apparently it doesn't stop. 9 00:00:43.520 --> 00:00:47.000 I don't know what. I didn't watch the Super I actually straight up I 10 00:00:47.079 --> 00:00:52.280 forgot it was Super Bowl Sunday until the game was over, like I I 11 00:00:52.320 --> 00:00:55.359 and I I still I still don't know who won. I don't know who 12 00:00:55.399 --> 00:01:00.159 I participated. That's pretty weird. That's that's actually to avoid that, I 13 00:01:00.320 --> 00:01:03.079 who watch it, it's pretty impressive to avoid it. I I haven't been 14 00:01:03.120 --> 00:01:07.519 watching UH for a while, but old on. Before we get into that, 15 00:01:07.760 --> 00:01:11.120 I gotta say something quick from UH for all the homeless niggas. UH 16 00:01:11.159 --> 00:01:15.640 So, Yeah, I think it's important to mention, you know, we 17 00:01:15.719 --> 00:01:18.400 have a Patreon and within the Patreon because we do mention it every once in 18 00:01:18.400 --> 00:01:21.400 a while, but we didn't mention what the first tier is. 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I thought you 26 00:01:49.560 --> 00:01:55.079 said for some reason, I heard a dollar dot com slash the snark Tank. 27 00:01:55.239 --> 00:01:57.239 I was like, that's not right dollar dot if I said that, 28 00:01:57.480 --> 00:02:02.560 wow, but yeah, either way, that is incorrect patreon dot com slash 29 00:02:02.599 --> 00:02:06.879 the snark Tank. And yeah, you can you can hit that all because 30 00:02:06.959 --> 00:02:10.120 yeah, there was you know a couple of people that were wondering and I'm 31 00:02:10.120 --> 00:02:13.599 like, oh, ship, well, yeah, it's it's been there the 32 00:02:13.719 --> 00:02:16.360 entire time since the inception of the of the podcast. Yeah, so there 33 00:02:16.360 --> 00:02:19.800 are some people, there's there's some people who've written there's like oh man, 34 00:02:19.840 --> 00:02:23.319 these ads are wild and it's like just one dollar, man, Yeah, 35 00:02:23.360 --> 00:02:25.840 one dollar is nothing. So if you're out there and you're and you're like, 36 00:02:27.080 --> 00:02:30.759 oh man, I hate learning about fucking quiz nos or whatever the fun 37 00:02:30.840 --> 00:02:34.520 I don't know what they're advertising. Now, pop on over there, man, 38 00:02:34.599 --> 00:02:38.360 throw us at one dollar and you're you're free. You know you're a 39 00:02:38.400 --> 00:02:43.719 free man. Yeah, let's go. So, yeah, that was brought 40 00:02:43.759 --> 00:02:49.840 to you by the uh, I don't know, Super Bowls, pizza delivery. 41 00:02:50.919 --> 00:02:53.120 I don't want to do that. Don't do that. I had to 42 00:02:53.240 --> 00:02:58.759 want pizza of that brand and it was a croissant crust and it was actually 43 00:02:58.919 --> 00:03:04.080 fucking bomb. I was. I was not like the pizza I expect to 44 00:03:04.120 --> 00:03:08.319 get from like I c but it's it tastes good for what pizza are different, 45 00:03:08.520 --> 00:03:12.759 There are different qualify pizza is such a weird thing because I do think 46 00:03:12.800 --> 00:03:19.560 it's on a spectrum where like I don't judge like toaster oven or like microwave 47 00:03:19.680 --> 00:03:23.960 pizza on the same scale that I that I would judge a place like a 48 00:03:24.000 --> 00:03:28.400 delivery place, you know what I mean, or like a restaurant. Yeah, 49 00:03:28.520 --> 00:03:32.039 it's not happening, Like I don't I don't hate those toastinos pizzas, 50 00:03:32.439 --> 00:03:35.479 you know what I mean. I think Totino's or something. I don't know. 51 00:03:35.560 --> 00:03:40.280 Not the rolls. The pizza. Now, that sucks as a pizza. 52 00:03:40.639 --> 00:03:46.039 It's a piece of ship as a pizza. But as bread, cheese 53 00:03:46.080 --> 00:03:52.680 and sauce, it's okay. It's not a bad little snack. Yeah. 54 00:03:53.000 --> 00:03:58.800 I like a bunch of them. Yeah, yeah, from whatever I've got. 55 00:03:59.360 --> 00:04:03.400 I try not to, you know, because the journals got it's like 56 00:04:03.000 --> 00:04:05.759 a celebration, you know, like yo, homie's over. It's like three 57 00:04:05.840 --> 00:04:08.759 am. You're like, ah, fuck, man, I'm really high. 58 00:04:09.199 --> 00:04:13.080 I'm scared. I'm in a fucking gas station that I know should be closed 59 00:04:13.159 --> 00:04:15.120 right now, and there are a character, there are figures in here that 60 00:04:15.160 --> 00:04:18.319 don't look human by or I'm gonna get up out of here. You know, 61 00:04:18.560 --> 00:04:21.279 we've all been there. We've all been to the late night gas station 62 00:04:21.439 --> 00:04:25.480 pick up with the journo's pizza. You leave because there's a character. I 63 00:04:25.519 --> 00:04:28.920 walked into the lake as a trench coat that's floating, and you're like, 64 00:04:28.920 --> 00:04:31.279 Oh, this motherfucker is crazy. I gotta get out of here. Did 65 00:04:31.360 --> 00:04:34.839 journal though, is like I don't know Dijorna was too cold, like it 66 00:04:34.879 --> 00:04:40.720 feels like it's trying too hard to be real. I don't think at all. 67 00:04:40.959 --> 00:04:46.560 I think it's trying journal Yeah, I never, but it's just I 68 00:04:46.560 --> 00:04:50.319 got it cake almost. I was in Tarja and it was it was like 69 00:04:50.399 --> 00:04:54.920 five bucks because it's normally the one. The one that I got was normally 70 00:04:55.000 --> 00:04:57.759 like ten dollars or whatever the fuck, but this was on sale, probably 71 00:04:57.800 --> 00:05:00.759 because they've probably been in the back for like, you know, two years 72 00:05:00.839 --> 00:05:01.240 or some shit. So I just bought it. It was like, fuck 73 00:05:01.279 --> 00:05:04.319 it, why not? And I was surprised. I was pleasantly surprised. 74 00:05:04.360 --> 00:05:08.720 I was like, this is actually way better than I could have imagined. 75 00:05:09.079 --> 00:05:11.759 But I don't really go out of my way to get him. I like 76 00:05:11.800 --> 00:05:14.800 say, if I'm ever in the mood for shit pizza, I do like 77 00:05:14.839 --> 00:05:17.680 that Toastino. Whatever the fuck that Brandy said is those little shitty square things 78 00:05:17.680 --> 00:05:23.120 are kind of nice and real pizza. This in my area, there's Rockos 79 00:05:23.199 --> 00:05:26.680 and then there's, uh, there's this Italian guy. This is fucking Italian 80 00:05:26.720 --> 00:05:29.439 guy that I think wants to bang my wife. I'm pretty sure, uh, 81 00:05:29.480 --> 00:05:31.079 because he always asked He always asked about her and shit, he's always 82 00:05:31.120 --> 00:05:33.000 like, hey, where is she? I'm like, god, damn, 83 00:05:33.000 --> 00:05:36.279 what's going on now? And darky, where's your white wife? I caught 84 00:05:36.279 --> 00:05:40.480 this dude like mad staring at her ass when we're walking away. But he's 85 00:05:40.519 --> 00:05:43.199 cool. He's a cool dude. But he's like European as fuck, right, 86 00:05:43.240 --> 00:05:46.759 He's like, uh, he's just like very I think horny. And 87 00:05:46.079 --> 00:05:53.160 but pizza's phenomenal. De Lucia's fucking phenomenal pizza. Or I was like usually 88 00:05:53.319 --> 00:05:55.720 usually it's like, you know, this is his own thing. I don't 89 00:05:55.759 --> 00:05:57.959 know if I don't think it's a chain, but this is his own thing. 90 00:05:58.040 --> 00:06:00.240 This motherfucker. Uh, he makes good pizza. I don't know if 91 00:06:00.279 --> 00:06:02.680 he if he puts his own special sauce in it or whatever. I don't 92 00:06:02.720 --> 00:06:06.720 care. I don't want to know. But it's the cheese is What if 93 00:06:06.759 --> 00:06:11.360 you walked in What if you walked in on that guy and he was like 94 00:06:12.519 --> 00:06:18.040 he was shaving the insides of his cheeks and like seasoning the pizza with like 95 00:06:18.079 --> 00:06:23.439 little cheeks shavings, Like, how do you feel about it? Damn? 96 00:06:24.120 --> 00:06:29.199 I don't know if that was like, you know, damn, that's hard. 97 00:06:29.399 --> 00:06:30.560 Derek you explained, you said, you know, I don't know. 98 00:06:30.600 --> 00:06:36.360 In fact, can you explain? I'd be so fucking upset. I'd be 99 00:06:36.439 --> 00:06:42.639 so upset because it's just membrane tissue, like the inside of the like, 100 00:06:42.639 --> 00:06:46.480 because he's probably not actually shaving all the it's probably just like the surface level 101 00:06:46.560 --> 00:06:51.639 ship that's always you know, yeah, damn could have trust me, it's 102 00:06:51.720 --> 00:06:55.600 really it's it's the cheese, man. It isn't the cheese. It gets 103 00:06:55.639 --> 00:06:58.720 at the cheek shavings because there's something about it that is really good. And 104 00:06:59.319 --> 00:07:00.639 I guess I would have to not I guess I would have to abandon it. 105 00:07:00.680 --> 00:07:03.680 I don't think I could it. I don't think it's not like he's 106 00:07:03.720 --> 00:07:10.519 coming unforcedably look his membrain and licks his memories through my mouth. Furtherly, 107 00:07:10.959 --> 00:07:13.560 how would you feel, though, really, like realistically, like if there 108 00:07:13.600 --> 00:07:17.639 was a secret ingredient that was like it was like it wasn't quite like oh 109 00:07:17.959 --> 00:07:21.319 I ship in the pizza, or like oh I come in the pizza, 110 00:07:21.360 --> 00:07:29.000 but it's like it's like adjacently gross, where like I I cried, he 111 00:07:29.199 --> 00:07:33.079 cries, he's got a fart on the crust. He's got a fart on 112 00:07:33.120 --> 00:07:36.680 the dome. He's got a bare ass, doesn't touch it, but he 113 00:07:36.800 --> 00:07:42.120 far that's too much, that's too gross. I think that doesn't touch it, 114 00:07:42.199 --> 00:07:47.439 doesn't touch it enough. He does fart on it all over my pizza. 115 00:07:47.480 --> 00:07:54.759 I don't want that. Yeah, that's actually where far. So I 116 00:07:54.800 --> 00:07:59.639 guess this is what Maybe this is what I would like if he just t 117 00:07:59.839 --> 00:08:03.319 be the sauce, you know, Like I'm like, ah, you know, 118 00:08:03.000 --> 00:08:09.600 I think I might build overlook that because it's almost like it's almost making 119 00:08:09.639 --> 00:08:15.240 the pizza with with the hands are unshed right, and then it's gonna go 120 00:08:15.240 --> 00:08:18.959 in the oven anyway. So it's one of the things where I could maybe 121 00:08:20.079 --> 00:08:22.600 be like, that's fucking gross. But it's just sweat at the end of 122 00:08:22.600 --> 00:08:24.839 the day. It's like it's not like and it's just a little bit of 123 00:08:24.839 --> 00:08:28.360 sauce. It's not like, you know, I might be able to justify 124 00:08:28.399 --> 00:08:33.120 that that might be literally pretty damn good. This pizza better be damn good 125 00:08:33.240 --> 00:08:37.240 the pizza. There's something about the it's actually it's a phenomenal pizza. It's 126 00:08:37.279 --> 00:08:43.440 it's surprisingly good for because usually I don't care for Italian like European. It's 127 00:08:43.440 --> 00:08:46.960 not even it doesn't look like European pizza, so it's not like the ones 128 00:08:46.000 --> 00:08:50.679 that looks all fucking stupid when you see like an Italian pizza where like the 129 00:08:50.720 --> 00:08:54.600 mozzarella is all spotted and ship and the crust is burnt to fucking dust, 130 00:08:56.279 --> 00:08:58.279 and I'm like, I don't understand why this is good pizza. I see 131 00:08:58.320 --> 00:09:01.200 people like, oh fuck yeah, and I'm like, this thing is cunchy 132 00:09:01.200 --> 00:09:03.440 as fu. There isn't cheese all over the place. There's a stupid fucking 133 00:09:03.519 --> 00:09:07.639 leaf for them, like two of the places. I don't know if you 134 00:09:07.639 --> 00:09:11.720 ever see, like like there's a lot of Italian pizzas look stupid. I'm 135 00:09:11.759 --> 00:09:15.480 sorry Italians if you're listening, really I think izza looks I don't know, 136 00:09:15.519 --> 00:09:18.399 man, when it comes to me visually, I think a little bit of 137 00:09:18.399 --> 00:09:20.759 bazel on the top. That's the thing that I was. You always noticed 138 00:09:20.759 --> 00:09:28.320 the basil. I don't know why is there a basil? I like it, 139 00:09:28.480 --> 00:09:33.720 but why is it there? It just annoys me. Basil on this, 140 00:09:33.840 --> 00:09:37.759 you know, That's what I always like, what am I doing? 141 00:09:37.840 --> 00:09:41.399 This basil leaf on my entire pizza? Like I don't know, eat it, 142 00:09:41.919 --> 00:09:48.799 but it's just one giant basil, like crush it up and then sprinkle 143 00:09:48.840 --> 00:09:52.120 a little like eat I will I will eat a basil leaf off a tree 144 00:09:52.159 --> 00:10:00.200 like a like land before time tree stars man A fair enough, Yeah, 145 00:10:00.200 --> 00:10:03.039 it's a it's a good spot. If anybody's in North Las Vegas at some 146 00:10:03.120 --> 00:10:07.799 point, just look up De Lucia's tell him that short black guy with the 147 00:10:07.840 --> 00:10:11.360 with the hot European wife. I know him. He'll know exactly this nigga's 148 00:10:11.360 --> 00:10:13.159 at the point where he knows exactly I'm an order and I was like, 149 00:10:13.159 --> 00:10:15.480 oh, we're getting too close now. I call him. He's like, 150 00:10:15.519 --> 00:10:18.159 oh, you want the personal pizza ship. I'm like with the this, 151 00:10:18.159 --> 00:10:20.960 this, and this extra cheese. And I'm like, yeah, man, 152 00:10:20.320 --> 00:10:22.559 don't I don't want you to. I don't like that. I don't like 153 00:10:22.600 --> 00:10:26.600 that at all, that you know, you don't like creating a relationship with 154 00:10:26.639 --> 00:10:30.440 the person bro. I do. I do. But I think it's the 155 00:10:30.519 --> 00:10:35.600 fact that we're at a certain point where I think he's gonna ask if he 156 00:10:35.639 --> 00:10:39.240 can hang out with me and my wife, and then at some point I 157 00:10:39.360 --> 00:10:45.120 go missing, and then they, you know, they happen to somehow end 158 00:10:45.200 --> 00:10:50.679 up doing god knows what while I'm being sold into I don't know, white 159 00:10:50.759 --> 00:10:56.600 slavery or some shit that crazy. Yeah, I just gotta becoming in this 160 00:10:56.720 --> 00:11:03.279 modern time. Broave, You're a slave in a modern world. Yeah, 161 00:11:03.600 --> 00:11:09.000 that's like being that's like being amish kind of, it's like being it's like 162 00:11:09.120 --> 00:11:13.320 being a woman in almost every other country. Damn, you're dumb. You're 163 00:11:13.480 --> 00:11:20.200 like a bad building. I've been watching someone you mentioned this pizza place, 164 00:11:20.200 --> 00:11:24.360 and I've been I've been watching so much kitchen nightmares and like a hotel I 165 00:11:24.840 --> 00:11:28.879 re I authentically, And part of it is because, like there's obviously some 166 00:11:28.919 --> 00:11:33.720 fakeness reality TV. Obviously, like when cameraman is the cameraman is waiting in 167 00:11:33.759 --> 00:11:37.799 there so like to film him walking in for the first time. That's there's 168 00:11:37.799 --> 00:11:43.279 no way that's real. But but kitchen Nightmares and and those shows specifically are 169 00:11:43.399 --> 00:11:46.840 the most real because those are real business Those are real fucking people to those 170 00:11:46.879 --> 00:11:50.759 businesses. You can go to those places, you can check them out. 171 00:11:50.799 --> 00:11:54.120 Some of them, like a lot of them are still open actually, which 172 00:11:54.159 --> 00:11:56.039 is kind of shocking, Like half of them, it's like a fifty to 173 00:11:56.039 --> 00:11:58.080 fifty, Like some of them wash out immediately or like last for a little 174 00:11:58.080 --> 00:12:01.720 bit. And but a lot of them are still it's still fucking open. 175 00:12:03.399 --> 00:12:11.840 But it is fucking hysterical watching because I think I I look at some of 176 00:12:11.879 --> 00:12:18.240 the dishes Gordon Ramsey eats at these restaurants, and I think he's always he's 177 00:12:18.279 --> 00:12:20.960 tearing them apart. He's like, it's fucking bland, looks like shit, 178 00:12:22.039 --> 00:12:26.039 tastes like ass, tastes like pisce water, it tastes like commy tummy sucks. 179 00:12:26.320 --> 00:12:31.879 And I'm like, it can't all be that horrible. Yeah, like 180 00:12:31.000 --> 00:12:35.440 every single dish that he gets, no matter like I feel like he tries. 181 00:12:35.519 --> 00:12:37.879 I feel like on some level he must different. He has a different 182 00:12:37.919 --> 00:12:41.799 palette. Though. Here's the thing, he has a chief's palette that he 183 00:12:43.480 --> 00:12:48.639 off though I feel betrayed by him because I've watched so many seasons. I'm 184 00:12:48.720 --> 00:12:52.279 I've watched with Jojo every season of Hell's Kitchen. We just finished the latest 185 00:12:52.279 --> 00:12:56.320 one, and we watch him kitchen nightmares. So we've gone to two of 186 00:12:56.360 --> 00:13:00.360 his restaurants. The first one it was the Steakhouse. It was al right, 187 00:13:00.480 --> 00:13:03.000 it was okay, the fucking I hate. I don't understand the obsession 188 00:13:03.039 --> 00:13:07.519 with truffles. I don't like they're so expensive and it's so mid to me. 189 00:13:07.600 --> 00:13:09.399 I don't get it. But yeah, truffle Fry is cool. Had 190 00:13:09.399 --> 00:13:13.200 some ships, had some wagou sliders, she had the salmon. It was 191 00:13:13.200 --> 00:13:18.240 cool. We went to Hell's Kitchen proper. That shit was fucking whack and 192 00:13:18.440 --> 00:13:20.759 maybe it was one of those things super I went. I went to the 193 00:13:20.759 --> 00:13:24.519 one in Vegas and the big mother Yeah, in Vegas. I went to 194 00:13:24.559 --> 00:13:26.279 that one. It was so mid it was aggriva. I was so pissed 195 00:13:26.279 --> 00:13:28.720 off that, like, I got the okay, I was like, lobster 196 00:13:28.799 --> 00:13:33.960 risotto. That's one of the most famous fucking appetizers. And that ship. 197 00:13:33.039 --> 00:13:37.200 I was like, where the fuck is the salt? And I've watched his 198 00:13:37.279 --> 00:13:39.480 show so much that I'm like, now, to be fair, he wasn't 199 00:13:39.519 --> 00:13:43.879 there, right, It wasn't like overseeing. Yeah, that chefs were, 200 00:13:43.159 --> 00:13:46.360 but still I'm like, you feel like they would always come out with some 201 00:13:46.399 --> 00:13:50.519 good shit, and like he always complains about things being underseasoned and stuff. 202 00:13:50.519 --> 00:13:56.840 And I got the blandest fucking bullshit. It was so bland. I was 203 00:13:56.879 --> 00:13:58.559 like, what the fuck is this? And then I got this roasted, 204 00:14:00.480 --> 00:14:03.720 pulled apart rib thing that I thought was gonna be phenomenal, but it just 205 00:14:03.759 --> 00:14:07.159 tasted like my mom's pot roast minus salt. And I'm like, how the 206 00:14:07.200 --> 00:14:11.519 fuck do you make ribs taste like pot roast? Like it? It upset 207 00:14:11.559 --> 00:14:18.120 me so much. And there's this patty thing under it of potatoes and it 208 00:14:18.320 --> 00:14:22.399 was the I couldn't believe it. And we paid so much money to have 209 00:14:22.440 --> 00:14:26.720 ship that. Like, if you go to Texas Roadhouse, that that place 210 00:14:26.240 --> 00:14:33.200 fucking phenomenal. I love Texas. So that bread, that break bread, 211 00:14:33.240 --> 00:14:37.159 you get that sweet bread with that, with that butter bread is the I'm 212 00:14:37.159 --> 00:14:39.679 gonna be real with you, I think Texas Roadhouse the only thing that they 213 00:14:39.720 --> 00:14:43.120 really got that goes crazy is that bread. That bread, But that bread 214 00:14:43.200 --> 00:14:50.440 goes in same dude, or I think everything else is sort of mid. 215 00:14:50.879 --> 00:14:54.840 Yeah, but you love raising canes, that insane. Yeah. If you 216 00:14:54.879 --> 00:14:58.720 want, if you want, if you want really good, if you want 217 00:14:58.759 --> 00:15:01.360 really good American food. Bro, there's this place as there's not mean even 218 00:15:01.360 --> 00:15:09.000 any more that I'm shut down over COVID, this place called oh Claim Jumpers. 219 00:15:09.080 --> 00:15:13.039 I've never been there, but I've heard about. I've heard it's like 220 00:15:13.080 --> 00:15:16.960 the whitest place ever. Though it's a it's a white American place, but 221 00:15:16.960 --> 00:15:20.240 they sell American, good American food. It's a white American thing. I 222 00:15:20.240 --> 00:15:26.080 would hear about claim jumper big portions. I've never heard anybody say the food 223 00:15:26.159 --> 00:15:30.960 was good, though they always say so much food like bread, they're bread. 224 00:15:31.200 --> 00:15:33.240 I don't like ribs very much. I'm gonna be real with you. 225 00:15:33.279 --> 00:15:37.320 I'm not a big ribbed person because I didn't grow up eating pork very often, 226 00:15:37.600 --> 00:15:43.039 so I'm not a huge rib person. Ahead, their ribs are well, 227 00:15:43.080 --> 00:15:46.399 you can get you can get beef ribs, but pork be fris as 228 00:15:46.440 --> 00:15:48.840 well. But beef fribs are more expensive. They're more expensive, and there's 229 00:15:48.879 --> 00:15:54.679 less fucking meat on them too. There's less. Ribs taste better, but 230 00:15:54.799 --> 00:16:00.480 I've I haven't, I haven't had. I love porky, I love I 231 00:16:00.519 --> 00:16:03.799 love. That's my exception when I say, like, I'm not really a 232 00:16:03.840 --> 00:16:07.200 bones person, like I don't really like eating like a lot of bones like 233 00:16:07.360 --> 00:16:10.679 that. The ribs is the exception for me. You gotta have the yeah, 234 00:16:11.559 --> 00:16:12.879 unless you're having like Chinese food, Unless you're having like Chinese food and 235 00:16:12.919 --> 00:16:17.440 you get like spare ribs like that, like that sweet sweet kind of yeah, 236 00:16:17.519 --> 00:16:21.480 those are those are fine. But like, no man food on the 237 00:16:21.480 --> 00:16:23.159 bone in general, I think people don't even food on the bone of they're 238 00:16:23.159 --> 00:16:26.559 gonna, they're gonna pass away one day. The're gonna The're gonna they're gonna 239 00:16:26.559 --> 00:16:27.960 get evolved out. Wow, they're going to pass away one day. I'm 240 00:16:27.960 --> 00:16:30.840 like, gonna, they're gonna have the gonna. It's gonna be a mild 241 00:16:30.840 --> 00:16:33.360 there's gonna be a mouth contagent. It's gonna take them all out. It's 242 00:16:33.360 --> 00:16:34.639 gonna be a very mild contagent. It's gonna be like, oh, you 243 00:16:34.639 --> 00:16:37.080 gotta be able to process eating bone, like I can't do it, and 244 00:16:37.080 --> 00:16:41.759 they're gonna die all die. I actually I do. I do believe that 245 00:16:41.799 --> 00:16:45.200 I've trained my body to eat bones so effectively that I think I could swallow 246 00:16:45.240 --> 00:16:51.440 a whole human and digest it completely. Fine. That's definitely bones more times 247 00:16:51.440 --> 00:16:55.320 than I'm willing to admit. And I've eaten I have even full like I 248 00:16:55.840 --> 00:17:02.000 will bite fucking chicken and and and what is it pork until I'll scrape that 249 00:17:02.080 --> 00:17:03.720 marrow out. Dude, I'll eat I'll eat the ship out of the bone. 250 00:17:04.000 --> 00:17:07.000 I definitely like was sleep eating one day and I'd been like three fifths 251 00:17:07.000 --> 00:17:11.160 of my cousin's body open. Can I say something about claim Jumpers though, 252 00:17:11.160 --> 00:17:15.880 before we move on to uh, we move on to all this. I 253 00:17:15.960 --> 00:17:21.839 don't know why they chose that name, because every single time I've ever passed 254 00:17:21.839 --> 00:17:26.119 the Claim Jumpers, I have never, once in my life assumed that it 255 00:17:26.160 --> 00:17:29.839 was a restaurant. I don't know what. I thought it was weird that 256 00:17:29.880 --> 00:17:33.680 was a birthday place, like where you have like jumpers and ship I thought 257 00:17:33.680 --> 00:17:36.880 it was like a I thought it was like a like a fucking I don't 258 00:17:36.920 --> 00:17:41.519 even know, like an accounting for I don't know it just it doesn't sound 259 00:17:41.559 --> 00:17:47.920 like a place where it's like, oh, I'm really hungry for claim jumperstnestly 260 00:17:48.039 --> 00:17:51.160 I have, I haven't the slightest clue why it's Yeah, it's stupid, 261 00:17:51.559 --> 00:17:56.400 like genuinely not. My brain goes like, yeah, dumb, dumb dumb 262 00:17:56.440 --> 00:18:06.039 idiots. H Taylors Taylor Swift won the Super Bowl. The best thing about 263 00:18:06.039 --> 00:18:07.799 the Super Bowl that happened this year, and we didn't catch it live. 264 00:18:07.839 --> 00:18:14.160 I caught a little bit afterwards was Nickelodeon had a broadcast that's right now. 265 00:18:14.720 --> 00:18:17.799 I was like when I first saw it, I was like put it because 266 00:18:17.839 --> 00:18:21.680 I was thinking it wasn't gonna be anything special, so I'm like, I 267 00:18:21.799 --> 00:18:22.720 just put on the regular one. I just want to see the regular shit. 268 00:18:23.240 --> 00:18:26.440 I am so pissed off that I didn't watch it because it was phenomenal. 269 00:18:26.559 --> 00:18:30.240 It was you know, Patrick the voice actors, you know, it 270 00:18:30.240 --> 00:18:34.680 was Patrick and as SpongeBob was there and they were giving commentary over the actual 271 00:18:34.759 --> 00:18:40.440 games, and they were just fucking around and uh some of the like the 272 00:18:40.440 --> 00:18:45.680 the stuff Dora popped up, Dora the Explorer popped up to explain the rules 273 00:18:45.720 --> 00:18:48.480 to people, like, oh, here's the holding penalty and they're like, 274 00:18:48.519 --> 00:18:51.519 what's that, Dora? And then she played and then she's like say this, 275 00:18:51.599 --> 00:18:52.519 and I'm like, what the fuck? This is crazy? Like it 276 00:18:52.599 --> 00:18:57.359 was super interactive. I would have way rather have watched it like that, 277 00:18:57.400 --> 00:19:00.000 but I didn't know it was going to be like that, so I was 278 00:19:00.240 --> 00:19:03.359 dude. I do think I probably would have been a lot more interested in 279 00:19:03.400 --> 00:19:06.519 the sports if they had there. If if like Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network had 280 00:19:06.559 --> 00:19:11.720 like a fucking broadcast of the Super Bowl like with like weird commentary, that's 281 00:19:11.880 --> 00:19:17.559 that's totally is it just mirror? Is the fact that, like the fact 282 00:19:17.559 --> 00:19:22.119 that Dora is still around really bothers me. You know why, because she's 283 00:19:22.279 --> 00:19:25.880 I don't like I don't like them racist. Yeah, because I hate Mexicans 284 00:19:27.400 --> 00:19:32.160 and Brazilians. Oh Brazilions. Start on Brazilians, man, but go ahead. 285 00:19:32.400 --> 00:19:33.480 They come to your house, they put on that stupid funk music, 286 00:19:33.519 --> 00:19:38.119 They dance all over your couch. They fucking it's pretty crazy. It's pretty 287 00:19:38.119 --> 00:19:42.440 crazy. It just bothers me. O, God, like, st the 288 00:19:42.440 --> 00:19:48.079 funk up, get out of my house. Is the fact that, like 289 00:19:48.640 --> 00:19:55.240 there are kids watching Dora and I also watched Dora the same show as them. 290 00:19:55.319 --> 00:20:00.000 Isn't that really fucking annoys me? Are you? Are you gatekeeping? 291 00:20:00.039 --> 00:20:04.039 Is that what's happening? I just don't son about me feel so strange. 292 00:20:04.400 --> 00:20:07.400 That's the same. It's like sesame straight. I guess it's must to be 293 00:20:07.440 --> 00:20:11.119 like what our parents was like when they saw Sesame Street and like, oh 294 00:20:11.119 --> 00:20:14.880 shit, that shit's still on. Y'all still watching Sesame Street? Is like 295 00:20:15.400 --> 00:20:18.799 it's been so long, isn't that kind of it's so long? Don't you 296 00:20:18.799 --> 00:20:22.160 have like like like, hey, that's dope, this ship's still going. 297 00:20:22.240 --> 00:20:25.279 Like we can bond over the same shit instead of being like, yeah, 298 00:20:25.319 --> 00:20:27.880 your parents, your shit's gay, you know what I mean. I don't 299 00:20:27.880 --> 00:20:30.759 know, man, it just it just makes me feel so it makes me 300 00:20:30.799 --> 00:20:33.680 feel older than I want to feel because that show's still long. I mean. 301 00:20:33.720 --> 00:20:36.880 The reason why we go through the feeling so old is because of the 302 00:20:36.880 --> 00:20:40.359 fact that we live in the world we can constantly look back on exactly the 303 00:20:40.440 --> 00:20:44.079 kind of shit we watched, and that definitely just as a huge that's when 304 00:20:44.119 --> 00:20:45.480 we were eighteen, we felt old. And it's just like God, because 305 00:20:45.519 --> 00:20:48.640 you get just go on the internet and google some shit we watched like four 306 00:20:48.680 --> 00:20:52.319 times we were little, and we felt old because of it. Yeah, 307 00:20:52.400 --> 00:20:53.599 but it's just bothering me. The fact that I'm like, oh my god, 308 00:20:53.680 --> 00:20:56.519 man, my niece. My niece hasn't ben watching it. My niece 309 00:20:56.559 --> 00:21:00.839 aged out a door already surely finished watching it. I'm like, ship, 310 00:21:00.960 --> 00:21:03.319 she's seven. Yeah, dude, I don't know. I think that's kind 311 00:21:03.319 --> 00:21:06.599 of cool. I think it's cool to have that. Like, I wait, 312 00:21:06.640 --> 00:21:10.640 I much prefer that, especially when it comes to kids media. I 313 00:21:10.720 --> 00:21:17.240 much prefer that to like I don't know, like like an adult show or 314 00:21:17.279 --> 00:21:19.559 like a show that like really shouldn't be going on. Like the idea that 315 00:21:19.559 --> 00:21:25.279 there's like seventy five seasons of The Walking Dead already is crazy, you know, 316 00:21:25.440 --> 00:21:30.920 like that's insane, that's fucking crazy, fucking crazy. This series just 317 00:21:30.000 --> 00:21:36.680 got worth watching again, I think, am I. Then finally they're finally 318 00:21:36.720 --> 00:21:41.079 figuring out what the virus is. Wait, they're finally understanding it. Wait, 319 00:21:41.119 --> 00:21:42.039 but I thought they ended it? Wait did they not end it? 320 00:21:42.200 --> 00:21:47.319 The main series ended? Wait? Series? There's a universe. Now there's 321 00:21:47.359 --> 00:21:49.000 a universe. It's it's a no no no, are you wait? No 322 00:21:48.920 --> 00:21:52.920 no, no, no, no to god. It's been for a while. 323 00:21:55.319 --> 00:22:02.000 You broke them, You fucking brokeh Remember Fear the Walking Dead? Oh 324 00:22:02.240 --> 00:22:06.559 the Mexican one, right there was like, yeah, the Mexican one. 325 00:22:06.759 --> 00:22:10.759 No, it was not. It was not Walking Dead Mohicano. It's called 326 00:22:11.440 --> 00:22:18.920 the walk What was it called? Mexican is so upset they have the Walking 327 00:22:19.000 --> 00:22:23.440 Dead? What was it called? Could you imagine that Mexicans? Could you 328 00:22:23.480 --> 00:22:30.599 imagine Mexicans are just immune to it, like that is American. And they're 329 00:22:30.640 --> 00:22:32.839 like they're about to kill him. They're like, now we can't kill him, 330 00:22:32.839 --> 00:22:36.079 And like three weeks go by and he's still fine, here's the thing. 331 00:22:36.119 --> 00:22:41.200 It's not just Mexican happened. It's American Mexican. Mexican American soolos. 332 00:22:41.440 --> 00:22:45.640 They're the only ones immune to the virus for something like what happens. Mexican's 333 00:22:45.640 --> 00:22:49.759 already dead. But like, why, excuse me, excuse me, say 334 00:22:51.400 --> 00:22:57.640 Mexicans are born dead? They can't. Are you talking about it? It's 335 00:22:57.680 --> 00:23:06.480 like, yeah, you didn't have this information. And they're like that why 336 00:23:06.519 --> 00:23:08.680 they can see ghost all the time? Holy ship, I didn't know that 337 00:23:08.759 --> 00:23:12.880 Mexicans. Oh my god, makes sense, because why is it that all 338 00:23:12.960 --> 00:23:18.359 of my fucking Mexican friends, and I mean and I mean one of them 339 00:23:18.519 --> 00:23:22.079 are haunted, like they're all haunted. None of my black friends are haunted. 340 00:23:22.200 --> 00:23:26.200 None of my friends are haunted. These are These are my haunted Mexican 341 00:23:26.240 --> 00:23:30.599 friends. I swear to God every I still every once in a while, 342 00:23:30.640 --> 00:23:33.680 I might have said this on the podcast years agoy you tell me. Look, 343 00:23:33.680 --> 00:23:36.160 look, look, look, it's too late at night for you to 344 00:23:36.200 --> 00:23:38.240 tell me that fucking story that's gonna bother me throughout the day. I gotta 345 00:23:38.279 --> 00:23:41.680 tell the news, just Derek, I don't want to hear that story. 346 00:23:41.319 --> 00:23:45.319 I put my headphones down Okay, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, 347 00:23:45.559 --> 00:23:48.440 I'm hearing that story. Maybe go ahead. No, it's because my 348 00:23:48.519 --> 00:23:53.519 imagination is too powerful. And then stupid ship's gonna bother me, only gonna 349 00:23:53.519 --> 00:24:00.720 bother Lily though he's not gonna they's gonna fuck with you. Who cares. 350 00:24:00.000 --> 00:24:04.920 You're fined. But everything you're saying makes sense though, like the they're already 351 00:24:04.920 --> 00:24:08.000 dead because they can see the ghosts they're in limbo or something's going on with 352 00:24:08.039 --> 00:24:12.480 them. But yeah, Mexicans exist in limbo because it's like every Mexican soul 353 00:24:12.559 --> 00:24:15.519 comes from Limbo. I think they do, though, because why is it 354 00:24:15.640 --> 00:24:18.920 that? Why is it? Nobody nobody else is like, go go talk. 355 00:24:19.039 --> 00:24:23.160 I'm sure Lily's family are haunted, right, yeah, right, right 356 00:24:23.359 --> 00:24:26.799 right? I mean like, I bet they're haunted. I bet they are. 357 00:24:26.960 --> 00:24:30.640 I mean have you asked them? Have you asked them? No? 358 00:24:30.680 --> 00:24:33.759 I don't think they'll go with Mexicans ever. Next time, No, no, 359 00:24:33.960 --> 00:24:36.480 next time, go ask them because you probably just never thought about asking 360 00:24:36.519 --> 00:24:38.640 them. Oh yeah, of course, yeah, of course. I mean, 361 00:24:38.680 --> 00:24:41.839 what do you mean some chava comes in the middle of living room and 362 00:24:41.839 --> 00:24:45.599 picks up the couch and slammed on the floor. And that never happened in 363 00:24:45.640 --> 00:24:49.440 the seven years living together, being there all the time, That's never happened. 364 00:24:52.000 --> 00:24:56.799 Ghost. They're haunted in ways too that don't make sense for Mexican, 365 00:24:57.119 --> 00:25:02.160 like and you can go to Mexico and then go into like some house that's 366 00:25:02.200 --> 00:25:07.960 five years old, and there will be a Victorian child transparent floating through the 367 00:25:08.960 --> 00:25:14.559 more confused than they are. Why am I here? Why am I here? 368 00:25:17.160 --> 00:25:22.400 Ghost? How do you say ghosts in Spanish? Ghost? I know, 369 00:25:22.559 --> 00:25:33.119 Colia, That's all I know. Scooby Doo, Scooby School, mystery, 370 00:25:33.559 --> 00:25:38.559 mystai way, mysterio, machina, machina. I think it's like, 371 00:25:41.039 --> 00:25:48.960 are you calling it a mysterious machine? Are you? That's fatisma? No, 372 00:25:49.000 --> 00:25:55.359 it's it's not what is it? Oh for ghosts? Yeah, because 373 00:25:55.359 --> 00:26:00.000 a fantastic Okay, fatisma, because a phantom. Yeah it's not thesma, 374 00:26:00.799 --> 00:26:03.759 it'sma. Sorry, it's a fantastic. Yeah. Okay, yeah, okay, 375 00:26:03.759 --> 00:26:06.440 that makes sense because as is Latin. Yeah, yeah, man, 376 00:26:06.480 --> 00:26:08.640 fantasm Okay, okay, yeah, fantasma. I like there's probably a lot 377 00:26:08.640 --> 00:26:14.240 of Spanish speakers freaking out right now. El ghost, el ghost. They 378 00:26:14.440 --> 00:26:18.720 like, don't they like? They insensitive. I think I think that's a 379 00:26:18.720 --> 00:26:22.160 male one. Not it's not a ghost. I think they fucking say ghost 380 00:26:22.279 --> 00:26:29.000 often in modern fucking Spanish. Stupid pipe sucking motherfuckers eat dick should bother you 381 00:26:29.039 --> 00:26:33.519 miss miss my word in Spanish. I've been I've been really grueling myself under 382 00:26:33.480 --> 00:26:36.920 the Spanish very much. So is my grandma cannot speak English anymore. She's 383 00:26:36.960 --> 00:26:40.599 she's because of her being sick. She's like she's just not coming in here 384 00:26:41.000 --> 00:26:44.759 anymore. In my mind, because he's been speaking Spanish mostly. The flu 385 00:26:44.839 --> 00:26:56.160 is crazy. So he had a flut, a simple flu afraid forgot Can 386 00:26:56.160 --> 00:26:59.319 you imagine, sincerely if you got like you got the flu and then you 387 00:26:59.359 --> 00:27:03.599 just forgot your lilanguage and like like there was a there were illnesses that would 388 00:27:03.599 --> 00:27:07.240 do that level of like temporary damage to you. Like right now, all 389 00:27:07.240 --> 00:27:10.319 it is is like I feel ill. I got to sleep, but like 390 00:27:10.400 --> 00:27:12.160 that's nothing like having a fever is dude, having a fever too long you 391 00:27:12.200 --> 00:27:18.039 get brain damage. That's crazy. I didn't know that, wasson. I'll 392 00:27:18.079 --> 00:27:22.559 have your body temp, Chris, Chris, Chris, shut up. If 393 00:27:22.559 --> 00:27:26.960 your body temp raises too high for too long, you get brain damage. 394 00:27:26.079 --> 00:27:30.680 No, I don't believe that. You know. I'll have you know that 395 00:27:30.799 --> 00:27:36.240 I have induced multiple I have purposefully induced myself with multiple fevers several times a 396 00:27:36.319 --> 00:27:41.000 month. And I'm produced fever. You're a cycle, just putting straight viruses 397 00:27:41.079 --> 00:27:48.279 straight into your eyelids. Yeah. I have the heat I have. I 398 00:27:48.279 --> 00:27:51.440 have the heat on. I have the heat on, and then I get 399 00:27:51.440 --> 00:27:53.799 really, I have my the heater on in my apartment up to eighty eight 400 00:27:53.839 --> 00:28:00.079 degrees and then I go into a freezing bath and then I step out and 401 00:28:00.200 --> 00:28:03.920 repeat the process like a million times. That's pretty cool, and dude, 402 00:28:03.279 --> 00:28:07.519 it's pretty sick. The one time I was the sickest in my life, 403 00:28:07.559 --> 00:28:11.119 it was like twenty it was twenty seventeen. Everybody else had went to New 404 00:28:11.200 --> 00:28:15.279 York form their vacation back on the first back on me, Jalen and Joe 405 00:28:15.319 --> 00:28:18.920 and Crystal together. Yeah, and I remember that the sick has ever been. 406 00:28:18.960 --> 00:28:22.200 I came back from work right and I was like, man, I'm 407 00:28:22.240 --> 00:28:25.720 fucking shiving up on a storm. I feel so fucking gross. I turned 408 00:28:25.720 --> 00:28:30.599 on the heat, went to my bed shivering throughout the night. I got 409 00:28:30.680 --> 00:28:37.559 up to check the thermostat and it said ninety degrees and I was like, 410 00:28:38.119 --> 00:28:42.200 bro, I'm freezing. That is one of the moments where I was like, 411 00:28:45.240 --> 00:28:48.559 I just went back to Ben. I was like, I really hope 412 00:28:48.559 --> 00:28:52.559 I don't die to night. It really is crazy how I was how cold 413 00:28:52.599 --> 00:28:57.880 and arizingy. It's crazy how it's crazy how cold and hot like for like 414 00:28:59.319 --> 00:29:03.440 your body. It's completely like that's a mind thing, you know, it 415 00:29:03.440 --> 00:29:06.880 has nothing to do It has nothing to do with the surrounding area. If 416 00:29:07.039 --> 00:29:11.359 if you just believe you're cold, then you will be cold. That's it. 417 00:29:11.440 --> 00:29:15.039 Mind over matter. Like the monks, you know, you know exactly 418 00:29:15.640 --> 00:29:23.039 how they can like touch like hot metal. You're going to sexually? Do 419 00:29:23.039 --> 00:29:27.559 you see that video of the guy I can't remember where this fucking video is 420 00:29:27.599 --> 00:29:30.480 from. I think it's like a Asian, like you said, an Asian 421 00:29:30.519 --> 00:29:34.559 country, Like it's I don't know, somewhere over there, swimming in like 422 00:29:34.559 --> 00:29:40.720 a crocodile infested lake and he's like, I'm a I'm a shaman. They 423 00:29:40.960 --> 00:29:45.240 I have mystical powers. They won't hurt me. And then he dives into 424 00:29:45.240 --> 00:29:52.039 the fucking pond and then he just doesn't come up. Those ridiculous video I've 425 00:29:52.039 --> 00:29:56.240 ever seen it's like you are, so just say this is real. It's 426 00:29:56.240 --> 00:29:59.839 a real video I saw like the other day. Say to me, what 427 00:30:00.400 --> 00:30:03.160 just fucking say to me right now? I told you a real story. 428 00:30:03.640 --> 00:30:11.440 He just dives it up pot and he just disappears so completely authentic. Actually, 429 00:30:11.839 --> 00:30:15.920 I mean, it's very These animals want nothing from me. I'm a 430 00:30:15.079 --> 00:30:21.200 I'm a I'm a Grade three rapist and up the idea. I like the 431 00:30:21.240 --> 00:30:26.000 idea of like a monk who's like almost disciplined, so like you know that, 432 00:30:26.440 --> 00:30:29.880 you know, so you know that the cover of that Rage Against the 433 00:30:29.880 --> 00:30:33.519 Machine album where the guys it's the monk self Vietnam protest. Yeah, yeah, 434 00:30:33.680 --> 00:30:37.000 I like the idea of him going on him, him sitting there on 435 00:30:37.039 --> 00:30:48.359 fire, but he's like but he's not moving, he's not flailing or like 436 00:30:48.720 --> 00:30:52.720 just a little bit frantic or just one last one, last one right before 437 00:30:52.759 --> 00:30:56.960 he died, just and then that's it. No, no, no, 438 00:30:57.000 --> 00:31:03.920 But he's burned so badly he blows away as dust like he's that. He 439 00:31:03.039 --> 00:31:10.519 fucking looks like he looks like somebody got to Noble sign all right, motherfucker 440 00:31:10.599 --> 00:31:15.039 was crazy though. Hold on one story, one story. This cool guy 441 00:31:15.119 --> 00:31:18.920 in India. This really cool guy was like, Yo, I'm this ship. 442 00:31:18.640 --> 00:31:23.400 I bless I I this water, this water that clearly will kill any 443 00:31:23.599 --> 00:31:29.119 x pat or anybody that's here. It's good now, And he's like, 444 00:31:29.160 --> 00:31:30.880 I'll prove it. And he grabbed it and it's all dirty as fucking He 445 00:31:30.960 --> 00:31:34.720 dranked it and then just a few minutes later that motherfucker had to get airlifted 446 00:31:34.759 --> 00:31:41.640 to a hospital. It is crazy how quickly something like that could fuck you 447 00:31:41.720 --> 00:31:45.720 up, Like in mere moments, you drank the wrong water and now your 448 00:31:45.799 --> 00:31:48.519 life is in fucking jeopardy. Dude. It's like, it's so you tell 449 00:31:48.559 --> 00:31:52.960 me to laugh at people that like that, but it's so fucking funny at 450 00:31:52.960 --> 00:31:56.519 the same dude, it's so bad. But I love laughing. You have 451 00:31:56.599 --> 00:32:00.839 to, but you have to have look, I I I try to be 452 00:32:00.079 --> 00:32:04.880 very very empathetic, Like I know that that's probably like a shocking thing to 453 00:32:04.880 --> 00:32:09.000 hear for anybody who listen. Fuck it does it does. But I'm I 454 00:32:09.119 --> 00:32:12.680 mean that, but like at the same time, I think you mean it. 455 00:32:13.119 --> 00:32:16.039 I think you mean it. Oh, dude. The the the degree 456 00:32:16.079 --> 00:32:21.559 of patience that I've shown people is insane. But I will say I will 457 00:32:21.559 --> 00:32:25.640 say this, dude. You can only have so much empathy when you have 458 00:32:25.920 --> 00:32:29.759 Is that like a fucking amber alert? God? What the hell you guys? 459 00:32:29.759 --> 00:32:34.559 But as amber alert, I don't care it is. It's an amber 460 00:32:34.599 --> 00:32:42.519 alert, dude, What the hell? I don't care. Child abduction emergency 461 00:32:42.559 --> 00:32:45.359 all right, damn, we're in the middle of a show. Imagine every 462 00:32:45.480 --> 00:32:49.920 child in a fucking eighty five mile radio has got a duct that at once, 463 00:32:50.880 --> 00:32:58.119 it's all eighty five children. If eighty five children, every child in 464 00:32:58.119 --> 00:33:02.480 an eighty five mile radius, right, But listen, if if if if 465 00:33:02.480 --> 00:33:06.119 that was true, like let's say eighty five kids got abducted at once, 466 00:33:06.160 --> 00:33:07.799 would that be eighty five separate amber alerts? Or would there be one amber 467 00:33:07.839 --> 00:33:14.039 alert? Being like, hey listen, it'd be separate ones. Well I 468 00:33:14.359 --> 00:33:17.799 was once, then it would probably be one alert because it's like, hey, 469 00:33:17.920 --> 00:33:23.119 guys, there's eighty five kids are missing right now. It just happened. 470 00:33:23.240 --> 00:33:28.039 Someone's stealing kids, some dude, that's just good. You ever see 471 00:33:28.039 --> 00:33:30.160 like gone in sixty seconds? Like you ever see like how fast we're stealing 472 00:33:30.160 --> 00:33:34.480 cars? So this motherfucker's like just snatching kid like you got you got sixty 473 00:33:34.519 --> 00:33:37.880 seconds, Go get that kid and like, by the way, I do 474 00:33:37.039 --> 00:33:43.559 like every minute fucking speed rushes to the kid grabs them. Bro, I 475 00:33:44.640 --> 00:33:45.759 can I say, I do like the fact that we were just talking about 476 00:33:45.759 --> 00:33:50.359 how how how we need to have empathy and then immediately we're like that. 477 00:33:50.759 --> 00:33:55.319 That's what was so funny to me, is like I don't care, I 478 00:33:55.400 --> 00:34:00.319 don't. But dude, like, Derek, did you you saw the fucking 479 00:34:00.519 --> 00:34:02.559 thing that was going around with I think we might have even talked about this 480 00:34:02.559 --> 00:34:07.680 on the show. I'm not even sure, but maybe the last episode that 481 00:34:07.880 --> 00:34:10.400 that picture of the guy who died in the cave, because he was like, 482 00:34:10.679 --> 00:34:15.960 oh, yeahling like, I can't. I'm sorry, Like I can't 483 00:34:16.119 --> 00:34:22.639 feel bad that you got stuck in that kind of position as a fucking spalunker. 484 00:34:22.000 --> 00:34:27.320 I can't. Yeah, I'm not gonna be like, oh, a 485 00:34:27.400 --> 00:34:31.880 kid going to math class and getting shot in the head is equivalently sad to 486 00:34:32.079 --> 00:34:37.400 like some fucking spalunker dying in a cave that he knew damn well, he 487 00:34:37.400 --> 00:34:39.800 shouldn't. He wouldn't have fit in like that. Those these are not a 488 00:34:39.840 --> 00:34:45.199 c No, I'm sorry, so was he. No, it's just like 489 00:34:45.239 --> 00:34:49.440 the guy that dared to go with the crocodiles and ship or whatever. Yeah, 490 00:34:49.559 --> 00:34:53.400 I can't those people like they they chose death. Yeah, Like, 491 00:34:53.440 --> 00:35:00.000 if a crocodile is airlifted from the Taliban into the middle of a fucking class 492 00:35:00.320 --> 00:35:04.559 room of third graders, I'll feel bad. I will absolutely feel bad for 493 00:35:04.599 --> 00:35:08.880 those kids who had no idea that a fucking alligator was gonna be air dropped 494 00:35:08.880 --> 00:35:12.599 in the middle of their classroom and died as a result ofvan I'll feel bad 495 00:35:12.639 --> 00:35:15.159 about they had. They had no shot of predicting that. But like, 496 00:35:15.599 --> 00:35:20.239 dude, what are you doing? At a certain point, I actually think 497 00:35:21.199 --> 00:35:23.679 like it makes them a bad person. I do think it makes you a 498 00:35:23.679 --> 00:35:29.920 bad person to die in certain circumstances if you are if you're spelunking in a 499 00:35:30.000 --> 00:35:36.000 fucking narrow ass cave and you've got like a wife and a baby, fuck 500 00:35:36.079 --> 00:35:43.039 you, you're a fucking idiot. Actually, I wonder how narrow the cave 501 00:35:43.079 --> 00:35:46.679 will get. I wonder if there will be an opening somewhere. Oh there 502 00:35:46.760 --> 00:35:51.280 isn't that's a good point. No, naturally, I actually do agree with 503 00:35:51.440 --> 00:35:55.320 that. That point about the selfishness of the selfishness of it actually is kind 504 00:35:55.320 --> 00:35:59.400 of like you're a fucking idiot. You're an asshole, Like I would never 505 00:35:59.519 --> 00:36:04.760 I would ever do something so fucking irresponsible that, Like it's like when people 506 00:36:04.800 --> 00:36:07.760 are rock climbing without harnesses and ship like that, like stupid shit like that 507 00:36:07.800 --> 00:36:10.079 were you know, one slip, you're fucking dead and they're just like, 508 00:36:10.159 --> 00:36:15.280 I don't care, it's all about me. That is an extremely selfish thing. 509 00:36:15.360 --> 00:36:16.119 That is true. Yeah, I don't. Yeah, I don't care 510 00:36:16.159 --> 00:36:19.360 how this affects anybody around me. I don't care about my wife and my 511 00:36:19.400 --> 00:36:23.000 fucking infant baby, like that baby, that's what that did. Yeah, 512 00:36:23.000 --> 00:36:29.039 I didn't want that. I didn't want I went diving in this narrow hole 513 00:36:29.119 --> 00:36:31.719 to escape my baby. It's like, you the hell out of here. 514 00:36:32.000 --> 00:36:35.480 Good, I'm glad. I'm glad you died in that hole, and I'm 515 00:36:35.480 --> 00:36:37.639 glad they sealed it up. It's that guy in the angle that he was 516 00:36:37.679 --> 00:36:39.840 on and the angle that he was and he was just pascing it ship on 517 00:36:40.000 --> 00:36:45.400 himself too, I guess, because like he was upside down, upside down. 518 00:36:45.880 --> 00:36:49.760 He died with the blood rest inute his head, passing all over his 519 00:36:49.880 --> 00:36:58.159 body, shipping all up his body. Because you guys are horrible, like 520 00:36:58.199 --> 00:37:01.400 I'm sorry. If you see the picture, you're like, fuck you dude, 521 00:37:01.639 --> 00:37:07.000 like that, there's some things that just don't need to be done, 522 00:37:07.360 --> 00:37:10.639 Like it's just stupid. It's for the cheap, for the cheap thrill of 523 00:37:10.639 --> 00:37:13.760 it. And that's what really bothers me, because it's no different than somebody 524 00:37:13.760 --> 00:37:16.480 who goes out drinking and driving and fucking collapses off a fucking bridge, you 525 00:37:16.480 --> 00:37:20.559 know, Like it's just like, I don't, I can't, I can't. 526 00:37:21.039 --> 00:37:23.400 There's only so much you know, Yeah, there's yeah, I can't 527 00:37:23.519 --> 00:37:27.960 know nobody. The only people you expect to feel bad about that is the 528 00:37:28.000 --> 00:37:30.719 people that that he knew, like the family. They're gonna feel bad obviously, 529 00:37:31.000 --> 00:37:35.079 of course. Yeah, other than that, you can't expect anybody else 530 00:37:35.119 --> 00:37:38.159 to feel bad. It's like, to be honest, honestly, like if 531 00:37:38.159 --> 00:37:43.800 a friend JAKESI, if you died in that position, I would feel so 532 00:37:43.960 --> 00:37:49.079 much less bad than if you simply died of any normal I'd be like, 533 00:37:49.079 --> 00:37:52.280 what a fucking idiot. We'd have an episode of the podcast that is stupid 534 00:37:52.320 --> 00:37:58.159 you were for doing this dumb ship for no fucking reason. Look, look 535 00:37:58.320 --> 00:38:05.280 look that very you like in that position, I bury it's a bit funny. 536 00:38:05.280 --> 00:38:07.719 People got like wasting their lives. It's a bit funny, Grant, 537 00:38:07.760 --> 00:38:12.079 it's funny. Couldn't laugh at it. But it's like there was this one 538 00:38:12.079 --> 00:38:14.599 thing where me and Gabby watched it. We watched this guy climb up a 539 00:38:14.599 --> 00:38:21.239 building and then he fell off the building. Me and Gabby laughed for a 540 00:38:21.239 --> 00:38:27.079 little bit that we got sad, and then we just laughed even harder afterwards. 541 00:38:27.880 --> 00:38:30.159 And I was just like I feel bad for him, But also, 542 00:38:31.039 --> 00:38:36.519 how would you waste your life like that? Like? Why waste it? 543 00:38:37.440 --> 00:38:43.239 Like there's like life is so precious technically, why would you throw it away 544 00:38:43.440 --> 00:38:46.840 like that? I understand, Like I've been bored, right, I've been 545 00:38:46.960 --> 00:38:50.920 very bored. I've done dumb when I was bored, right, But I 546 00:38:50.920 --> 00:38:54.079 don't do dumb. SHOT's gonna cost me my life. Yeah, it's people 547 00:38:54.119 --> 00:38:58.039 that can't appreciate fucking like video games and stuff. Man. Like, it's 548 00:38:58.079 --> 00:39:01.880 just really like it's kind of I want to It's like jackats have fun. 549 00:39:02.280 --> 00:39:07.039 Yeah, dude, I gotta go, I gotta I gotta go. I 550 00:39:07.079 --> 00:39:09.920 gotta go die upside down in a cave real quick. I don't wanna, 551 00:39:12.039 --> 00:39:15.880 oh you, I don't want to play God of War like a fucking asshole. 552 00:39:15.039 --> 00:39:21.679 People just sitting there, you're playing smack bros. I want to I 553 00:39:21.679 --> 00:39:28.079 want to piss on myself. I know some people, and I know some 554 00:39:28.079 --> 00:39:30.480 people are gonna be like, Look he was he was he was diving, 555 00:39:30.559 --> 00:39:34.480 he was going cave exploring, and he made a wrong turn, innocent mistake. 556 00:39:35.159 --> 00:39:39.079 I disagree because guess what's in guess Hey, hey, genius, guess 557 00:39:39.159 --> 00:39:45.599 what's in the rest of the cave? More cave. There's never You're not 558 00:39:45.639 --> 00:39:52.880 going to find anything new in the fucking cave. Okay, you know what 559 00:39:53.079 --> 00:40:00.360 You're gonna find rock, wet rock, and maybe a dead thing, maybe 560 00:40:00.360 --> 00:40:13.079 a dead upside down idiot. It's just annoys me. Upside idiot. I 561 00:40:13.159 --> 00:40:16.400 mean, big facts, big facts, big fucking fact. I'm sorry. 562 00:40:16.440 --> 00:40:22.119 I'm sorry if you're I'm sorry if your family members at this time, man 563 00:40:22.280 --> 00:40:28.239 said a dead upside out idiot. We've all heard of the Darwin Awards. 564 00:40:28.679 --> 00:40:31.079 We all heard of the Darwin Awards. We've all heard of that ship. 565 00:40:31.119 --> 00:40:36.639 That's just it's just examples. It's just that ship. Like, I'm sorry. 566 00:40:36.719 --> 00:40:39.119 If I did anything like that, I would not want anybody feel bad 567 00:40:39.119 --> 00:40:43.400 for me. At all at all. I would be looking I would be 568 00:40:43.480 --> 00:40:49.199 looking on from the kill can being like, wow, I'm stupid. I 569 00:40:49.280 --> 00:40:51.800 really didn't think you would have ended up like that. Like I would want 570 00:40:51.800 --> 00:40:55.280 somebody blow my body up. I don't want anybody to know how I got 571 00:40:55.320 --> 00:41:00.000 stuck. Like, throw some grenades in there, poverize me. Did they 572 00:41:00.079 --> 00:41:07.599 find me in a cave laced with pisson ship? Just fucking dude, if 573 00:41:07.599 --> 00:41:10.519 you're upside down for a long enough time, do you just ship out your 574 00:41:10.559 --> 00:41:24.880 mouth next? Uh? Like, uh so what else happened? What happened? 575 00:41:27.239 --> 00:41:30.400 So, yeah, congratulations. Taylor Swift and the Chiefs people were big 576 00:41:30.440 --> 00:41:37.760 mad because we mentioned this one tip before that they said, George Soros is 577 00:41:37.280 --> 00:41:40.280 working with Taylor Swift because he owns a part of her music, even though 578 00:41:40.320 --> 00:41:44.639 she's pissed about that, and that's why she re recorded her music so she 579 00:41:44.679 --> 00:41:47.199 can own her own music. So she's actually against George Soros. And you 580 00:41:47.239 --> 00:41:51.159 know, these people wouldn't know that. But basically, I saw a bunch 581 00:41:51.199 --> 00:41:55.480 of memes that were saying, for a multitude reasons why this is funny, 582 00:41:55.639 --> 00:42:04.239 it's because it was Jesus and San Francisco versus George Soros and the Chiefs and 583 00:42:04.320 --> 00:42:07.679 Kansas City Chiefs. And what's so funny about that is pretty much anybody who 584 00:42:08.320 --> 00:42:10.599 is like, oh, I'm all Jesus and I love Jesus. They've always 585 00:42:10.599 --> 00:42:15.119 hated San Francisco because it's gay haven. They think it's the worst thing. 586 00:42:15.119 --> 00:42:17.280 They think it's a collapse city. Like you'll hear Joe Rogan and all these 587 00:42:17.280 --> 00:42:21.000 people talk about San Francisco and how it's the worst fucking place ever, their 588 00:42:21.039 --> 00:42:22.800 shit all over the streets and all this stuff. But then now all of 589 00:42:22.800 --> 00:42:27.119 a sudden, they're like, this guy a party. The quarterback is like, 590 00:42:27.159 --> 00:42:30.199 oh, I love God, and even though he's playing for a gay 591 00:42:30.239 --> 00:42:34.920 city, and they're like, oh God versus Soros, And God got his 592 00:42:35.039 --> 00:42:40.159 ass fucking whooped. God got fucking whooped hard. So basically, George Soros 593 00:42:40.360 --> 00:42:44.920 is way more powerful than God. So that's just kind of how it went 594 00:42:45.000 --> 00:42:49.800 down. And it's been really funny seeing people cope with that. So congratulations 595 00:42:50.039 --> 00:42:53.559 to George Soros, Taylor Swift, and the k C Chiefs. Man. 596 00:42:53.719 --> 00:42:55.639 It was, it was, it was, It was a it was actually 597 00:42:55.679 --> 00:42:59.880 a phenomenal football game for what it was. But you know, fuck all 598 00:43:00.280 --> 00:43:02.880 I want to talk about something way more fun than that. Okay, I 599 00:43:02.960 --> 00:43:07.159 want to talk about something that y'all don't really know about. But I actually 600 00:43:07.480 --> 00:43:13.320 I watched the H three H three podcast for two times in a row, 601 00:43:13.440 --> 00:43:19.239 because you guys know the political streamer Vosh. Yeah, So anybody who's listening, 602 00:43:19.280 --> 00:43:23.480 if they don't know, Vosh is a political streamer, a leftist. 603 00:43:23.880 --> 00:43:29.079 I think he's a socialist. I'm pretty sure it doesn't really it doesn't really 604 00:43:29.119 --> 00:43:34.119 matter, but it's just just can you giving you guys profile. He started 605 00:43:34.159 --> 00:43:40.039 off being a member of Destiny the Other, a leftist streamer, being a 606 00:43:40.079 --> 00:43:45.199 part of his community, being in his discords, contributing to his show, 607 00:43:45.320 --> 00:43:49.880 until he broke off and did his own thing. Every once in a while, 608 00:43:50.039 --> 00:43:54.119 probably throughout the years, people would see that there would be these clips 609 00:43:54.119 --> 00:43:58.000 floating around and what you would hear if you were saying, if you're being 610 00:43:58.039 --> 00:44:00.440 objective about it, people would say these clips being taken out of context where 611 00:44:00.440 --> 00:44:07.079 it seems like Vosh is advocating for child porn or CP whatever. I'll just 612 00:44:07.119 --> 00:44:09.239 call it CP from now on because I don't want to get flagged into a 613 00:44:09.280 --> 00:44:16.159 obliving. Yeah. So I was one of the people that kind of believed 614 00:44:16.239 --> 00:44:22.800 that it was taken out of context that he was making some outrageous comparisons, 615 00:44:22.800 --> 00:44:28.880 saying that, oh, we're hypocrites in society because you know, we partaken 616 00:44:30.760 --> 00:44:35.880 cell phones and shoes and stuff that are done with slave child labor and all 617 00:44:35.920 --> 00:44:38.920 this stuff that harms children, but then we act like, uh, CPS 618 00:44:39.000 --> 00:44:43.639 like the worst thing, and we're and and it's all It's like, okay, 619 00:44:44.199 --> 00:44:45.280 is that the argument you're making. It's still weird to even go to 620 00:44:45.360 --> 00:44:49.440 that as an argument, because you would kind of be saying people that partake 621 00:44:49.559 --> 00:44:54.239 in CP should feel guilt free the same way that they feel guilt free with 622 00:44:54.320 --> 00:44:58.800 having cell phones and stuff that are the minerals are mined with, like child 623 00:44:58.840 --> 00:45:01.559 labor and then blood diamonds and this and this and that, and what wouldn't 624 00:45:01.559 --> 00:45:05.559 the idea of the opposite, Right, That's that's the the argument that he 625 00:45:05.639 --> 00:45:08.119 was being I think, right like, oh, well we should like it's 626 00:45:08.360 --> 00:45:14.440 well, that's what partake, We partake in goods that demand the suffering of 627 00:45:14.519 --> 00:45:17.719 children. Well, see that's what he that's what he says. But there 628 00:45:17.800 --> 00:45:23.480 was other clips that he essentially was kind of arguing that this is how it 629 00:45:23.519 --> 00:45:28.159 should be, but since it's not, who gives a fuck, So he 630 00:45:28.239 --> 00:45:31.400 kind of takes this nihilistic approach to it. And the one thing that annoyed 631 00:45:31.400 --> 00:45:38.039 me about hearing that and know is that there are ethical ways to make computers 632 00:45:38.440 --> 00:45:42.880 or phones and shoes and stuff, but there is no ethical way to make 633 00:45:42.920 --> 00:45:45.960 CP. So it's a bad argument. It's just a bad argument because of 634 00:45:46.000 --> 00:45:50.119 that, Like you you, the kid is always abused in CP no matter 635 00:45:50.159 --> 00:45:52.519 what, and you can people can just build this ship, but then other 636 00:45:52.559 --> 00:45:55.840 humans are awful and use kids. So anyway, Yeah, so those are 637 00:45:55.840 --> 00:45:59.280 a lot of the things floating around. These have been floating around for years. 638 00:46:00.079 --> 00:46:04.840 And he's also just made so many arguments that are kind of like always 639 00:46:04.840 --> 00:46:07.440 adjacent to CP and and all and lawy and all this stuff, and people 640 00:46:07.440 --> 00:46:09.559 are always kind of like, what the fuck's going on with this guy? 641 00:46:09.800 --> 00:46:15.599 But normally the people that were criticizing him were on four Chan and people that 642 00:46:15.639 --> 00:46:19.800 were far right, so then it just got classified as a far right conspiracy 643 00:46:19.840 --> 00:46:22.199 to take this dude down, so nobody really took it seriously. Well. 644 00:46:22.239 --> 00:46:28.280 It also confused me too, because like he I feel like I've seen because 645 00:46:28.280 --> 00:46:30.400 I pop into his stream sometimes it's because I'm curious, Yeah, and what 646 00:46:30.440 --> 00:46:34.760 he's talking about, and he's a pretty good debate or sometimes definite I'll see 647 00:46:34.800 --> 00:46:37.559 what he's gonna, what he's talking about or whatever. And I think I've 648 00:46:37.559 --> 00:46:42.119 seen him talk about I think I've seen him like make fun of Lolly and 649 00:46:42.199 --> 00:46:45.960 like people who like consist, which is extra confusing. Yeah, that's the 650 00:46:45.000 --> 00:46:49.079 thing he's He's even said, there's actually a clip that is floating around now 651 00:46:49.079 --> 00:46:53.920 and it's completely within context where he's debating or having a discussion with an actual 652 00:46:54.599 --> 00:46:59.920 guy that likes CP or something. This guy's like actual confirmed and he was 653 00:47:00.119 --> 00:47:05.679 challenging Vosh, and Vosh was saying that anyone who has Lolly or enjoys Lolly 654 00:47:06.280 --> 00:47:14.239 should be examined to what their mo is because of course, let's not be 655 00:47:14.280 --> 00:47:17.679 obtuse that there is a connection to if you like little drawings of if you 656 00:47:17.760 --> 00:47:23.559 like cartoon drawings little of children, why would that not be adjacent to you 657 00:47:23.719 --> 00:47:27.519 being attracted to kids in real life? To a kid? Yeah, weird. 658 00:47:27.719 --> 00:47:30.639 And it's just like because some people like to say as an argument to 659 00:47:30.679 --> 00:47:35.480 push back is that it's not real, so it's not a big deal. 660 00:47:35.559 --> 00:47:37.920 But I say to that as somebody who grew up. Of course, it 661 00:47:38.000 --> 00:47:42.760 is as somebody who grew up, someone who grew up, like say, 662 00:47:42.960 --> 00:47:47.639 playing a lot of video games. I liked chun Lee, Cammi, Rainbow 663 00:47:47.760 --> 00:47:51.519 Mika, I liked my from King of Fighters. I like, you know 664 00:47:51.599 --> 00:47:53.800 what I'm saying. I liked fucking So, I liked the grown assal. 665 00:47:53.840 --> 00:47:59.920 I didn't like any small depictions or anything like that. That didn't do shit 666 00:48:00.119 --> 00:48:02.719 for me. So it's still weird no matter what if it's drawn or not. 667 00:48:04.480 --> 00:48:07.119 And so now I want to you were kind of caught up to the 668 00:48:07.159 --> 00:48:09.239 back story argument. People use a lot of arguments, weird arguments for that 669 00:48:09.239 --> 00:48:13.760 ship, right, like because we've all heard the whole thing like oh, 670 00:48:13.920 --> 00:48:17.199 some women are just built small and all this like shit, right, Well 671 00:48:17.239 --> 00:48:22.199 that argument, Like I do feel it's true, right, it's true, 672 00:48:22.280 --> 00:48:29.559 right, But but that's still fucking weird. It's liking that stuff. It's 673 00:48:29.599 --> 00:48:34.239 still strange not liking smaller built women and small physique women. Obviously that's that's 674 00:48:34.440 --> 00:48:37.800 which is on preference, but even the nature to defend that stuff. Yeah, 675 00:48:37.880 --> 00:48:44.599 adamantly it's strange, fucking weird, it is, And there's a lot 676 00:48:44.639 --> 00:48:49.159 of people that don't find it weird or they would like to. They know 677 00:48:49.239 --> 00:48:51.920 societally it's weird, and they would like people to be more accepting of it, 678 00:48:52.159 --> 00:48:54.400 and a lot of those people would hang out, I guess with wash 679 00:48:54.480 --> 00:48:59.960 and stuff apparently. Uh so what happened recently is and I guess for content 680 00:49:00.079 --> 00:49:04.280 that I should also say Vasha has made a lot of jokes about like horse 681 00:49:04.440 --> 00:49:07.039 stuff, type of beastiality type stuff, and it's for a reason. So 682 00:49:07.440 --> 00:49:14.199 just a few days ago he was streaming, he accidentally showed him a folder 683 00:49:14.719 --> 00:49:17.159 that's called to be sorted. It's where he saves stuff, right, and 684 00:49:17.199 --> 00:49:22.440 it's to be sortied. Folder also had taxes and stuff like which who knows 685 00:49:22.440 --> 00:49:25.039 what the fucks and that tax folder it's probably wild shit. But he accidentally 686 00:49:25.079 --> 00:49:30.320 exposed that he saved lolly porn and allso like it's uh, say, some 687 00:49:30.360 --> 00:49:37.079 of them had these little girls servicing horses essentially, like that's some of the 688 00:49:37.119 --> 00:49:40.760 stuff, Like so he's in the horse. I didn't see that clip of 689 00:49:40.840 --> 00:49:45.519 like the I didn't it was, I couldn't, I couldn't tell what it 690 00:49:45.559 --> 00:49:46.760 was. Yeah, I did see it, and I thought like, oh, 691 00:49:46.880 --> 00:49:51.559 that's funny. Because like, first of all, I don't know. 692 00:49:51.840 --> 00:49:55.960 Look, I don't know why this needs to be said, but don't keep 693 00:49:57.559 --> 00:50:06.639 porn on. I know for a fact that Vosh must make money, Like 694 00:50:06.679 --> 00:50:12.679 he's probably very well off. You can afford you can afford a laptop. 695 00:50:13.480 --> 00:50:17.000 You know. It's it is very for somebody. It is strange for somebody 696 00:50:17.079 --> 00:50:22.119 who is, you know, obviously intelligent, like it's a good debater, 697 00:50:22.239 --> 00:50:25.360 has a lot of knowledge about a lot of stuff. You It's weird, 698 00:50:25.400 --> 00:50:29.280 how but it reminds me of my brother. My brother is a neurologist, 699 00:50:29.599 --> 00:50:35.320 statistician, very smart person, insanely smart, but at the same time got 700 00:50:35.360 --> 00:50:37.679 lost on the way to Disneyland, where all you had to do was just 701 00:50:37.920 --> 00:50:40.199 go on literally one street. He somehow, hey, make a right on 702 00:50:40.239 --> 00:50:45.760 Harbor, go south until you see it, and he somehow didn't see it. 703 00:50:45.800 --> 00:50:49.039 He got lost, Like and it's just one of those things where like 704 00:50:49.480 --> 00:50:53.840 how but anyway, so that got exposed. People that are very savvy, 705 00:50:53.960 --> 00:50:58.400 people that are probably on the spectrum were able to find what the pictures were 706 00:50:58.679 --> 00:51:01.679 and found the actual like they got to see exactly what it was, and 707 00:51:01.760 --> 00:51:07.679 a lot of it's disgusting, Like her verse stuff of obvious LAWI like no 708 00:51:07.960 --> 00:51:12.480 mistake in it. There's I guess an artist that specializes in making lawali and 709 00:51:12.559 --> 00:51:15.559 two of the images were from that artist, and so Vaushton his defense was 710 00:51:15.599 --> 00:51:21.480 saying, well, some of the pictures that now, when I learned, 711 00:51:21.559 --> 00:51:23.519 are from that artist. Now in retrospect, I realized they do look young, 712 00:51:23.719 --> 00:51:27.960 which is like, okay, guilty, guilty. And then also there 713 00:51:27.960 --> 00:51:34.719 was another one where he said I thought this girl was like princess like Midna, 714 00:51:35.920 --> 00:51:39.679 where there's a version of Princess Minna that like she's small and not the 715 00:51:39.679 --> 00:51:43.679 full vert. It's from Twilight Princess, I think, or it's from one 716 00:51:43.719 --> 00:51:46.440 of the Zelda games. I didn't know either. I've heard the name and 717 00:51:46.559 --> 00:51:50.639 I actually I made I made a mistake. I made a mistake because I 718 00:51:50.639 --> 00:51:52.360 made a couple of videos on this on my I have this commentary channel that 719 00:51:52.400 --> 00:51:55.320 I just talked shit on a little bit. And I made a mistake because 720 00:51:55.599 --> 00:52:00.000 there is a sex worker. She wasn't sex work when I first met her, 721 00:52:00.480 --> 00:52:06.000 but her name is Princess Midna ash or ass Mint something like that, 722 00:52:06.519 --> 00:52:09.639 And I kept saying ash when I was talking about it, Princess Minna has 723 00:52:09.639 --> 00:52:13.599 no ash in her name, so I kept confusing the two. Some chick 724 00:52:13.639 --> 00:52:15.760 that like I knew from a long time ago. Yeah, oops, yeah, 725 00:52:15.800 --> 00:52:19.280 I was like, oops, but that's neither here nor there. I 726 00:52:19.360 --> 00:52:22.559 just wanted to point that out if anybody saw those videos. So AnyWho, 727 00:52:23.480 --> 00:52:27.559 she has like this very small version of her and stuff. And then he 728 00:52:27.599 --> 00:52:31.719 also says as a he says, there's like, you know how goblins are 729 00:52:31.800 --> 00:52:37.119 like short and stocky, and he thought maybe the girl was like drawn like 730 00:52:37.159 --> 00:52:45.440 a goblin, which to me is it's just suspicious enough to wear like those 731 00:52:45.639 --> 00:52:49.599 small body parts like that, like they're fucking ten years old or younger or 732 00:52:49.599 --> 00:52:52.119 something like that is already weird enough for me, even if they have an 733 00:52:52.159 --> 00:52:55.679 old, mature face. This the body is just not I'm sorry, that's 734 00:52:55.719 --> 00:52:59.679 just not what I'm into. Like I like long legs, big thighs, 735 00:52:59.679 --> 00:53:02.840 big like I like, right, I like those type of proportions, and 736 00:53:04.559 --> 00:53:08.079 it just happens to all be Lawley. So I'm just not buying his excuse. 737 00:53:08.880 --> 00:53:14.159 So everybody has seen these all these clips, and now these clips are 738 00:53:14.440 --> 00:53:17.440 much more suspicious when you see that he has this stuff saved on his computer, 739 00:53:17.559 --> 00:53:21.679 and this is just the tip of the iceberg, because we don't know 740 00:53:21.679 --> 00:53:24.159 what's in all those other fucking files, you know what I'm saying, Like 741 00:53:24.360 --> 00:53:27.159 there could be a lot of stuff in there, we don't know. It's 742 00:53:27.199 --> 00:53:30.440 pure speculation, but Okham's razor would suggest that's clearly not the only fucking porny 743 00:53:30.559 --> 00:53:35.599 has that's to be sorted. So that's the shit that just hasn't been sorted 744 00:53:35.679 --> 00:53:40.320 yet. And so he's been trying to explain this stuff away by saying, 745 00:53:42.159 --> 00:53:45.280 oh, these are the same attacks, the same shit. It's not the 746 00:53:45.280 --> 00:53:50.639 same thing. There's new evidence has been entered into the chat by him exposing 747 00:53:50.679 --> 00:53:52.400 what he saves on his computer, and so now people are looking at all 748 00:53:52.440 --> 00:53:58.559 of his his clips, all those things in a different light. And now 749 00:53:58.599 --> 00:54:02.639 it's like kind of weird seeing a lot of people running defense for him, 750 00:54:02.639 --> 00:54:06.199 like a lot of his fan base that are just saying this is just a 751 00:54:06.239 --> 00:54:09.440 smear attack job by I guess I missed the most important thing that when I 752 00:54:09.480 --> 00:54:13.719 said the H three podcast, I watched the H three podcast. They went 753 00:54:13.760 --> 00:54:17.320 through all of this stuff on Friday and then say on the twelfth, on 754 00:54:17.719 --> 00:54:23.599 the on the Monday, they responded to all of the stuff that was said, 755 00:54:23.599 --> 00:54:29.760 and Vosh's defenses and came with way more receipts and in my opinion, 756 00:54:29.960 --> 00:54:34.360 irrefutable evidence that this guy is well, he's admitted that he's in. He 757 00:54:34.400 --> 00:54:36.760 wants to be a Horsey, he likes you know, he likes that shit. 758 00:54:37.280 --> 00:54:40.280 But the stuff was saved on his computer and he said, oopsie. 759 00:54:40.360 --> 00:54:45.800 That was his excuse was oopsie. I didn't know. And guys, do 760 00:54:45.880 --> 00:54:51.440 you think it's possible to accidentally save Lollie on your computer? Do you think 761 00:54:51.440 --> 00:54:54.519 that? Like, do you think it's possible to accidentally save it? Like? 762 00:54:54.599 --> 00:54:59.280 Think of a scenario. I know that's possible. See that I don't 763 00:54:59.480 --> 00:55:02.920 consume drawn porn, right, you know you don't. Like even if you 764 00:55:04.039 --> 00:55:07.519 did, I don't know. But even if you did, if let's just 765 00:55:07.519 --> 00:55:08.960 say for the sake of argument, you consume drawn porn, you know what 766 00:55:09.000 --> 00:55:12.920 type of women you like? What type of women? What the drawn women 767 00:55:12.960 --> 00:55:16.440 look like to you? Yeah, well they would be they would be pretty 768 00:55:16.480 --> 00:55:21.119 busty or like, you know, there would be more standard Yeah, you 769 00:55:21.159 --> 00:55:28.199 know, in appearance, I the only scenario, that only only scenario that 770 00:55:28.239 --> 00:55:34.800 I could the only the only scenario that I can imagine is like like a 771 00:55:35.000 --> 00:55:37.639 comp like a compilation image where there's like many women, you know what I 772 00:55:37.679 --> 00:55:42.159 mean, and one of them is small, and you know, that's the 773 00:55:42.239 --> 00:55:46.119 only thing that could ever cross my mind as possible, where like there's another 774 00:55:46.199 --> 00:55:51.360 subject, there's another subject in the in the image that is the prime like 775 00:55:51.480 --> 00:55:55.159 ooh, that's that's the thing, and then this is like completely secondary. 776 00:55:55.400 --> 00:56:01.199 But I don't consume drawn porn, so I have no fucking idea with very 777 00:56:01.280 --> 00:56:08.199 petite with very small figures too, Bro, this looks they're not like, 778 00:56:08.280 --> 00:56:10.760 well, the one that in the ones that I because I didn't look at 779 00:56:10.800 --> 00:56:15.559 the ones that he saved, I have no idea what the like what his 780 00:56:15.760 --> 00:56:19.440 his specific images look like. I'll just put it this way. I'll just 781 00:56:19.480 --> 00:56:23.039 put it this way. There's no mistaking that they're children, like they're ones, 782 00:56:23.119 --> 00:56:28.639 they're like, you know, preteen, Like there's no there's no mistaking 783 00:56:28.679 --> 00:56:31.840 it. And I think it's a terrible defense in my opinion, especially if 784 00:56:31.880 --> 00:56:36.079 you look at the images. There is no mistaking it. And there's a 785 00:56:36.119 --> 00:56:39.199 lot of people that are running defense for him that have not seen the images. 786 00:56:39.239 --> 00:56:42.199 They don't care to see it. They just want to defend him at 787 00:56:42.199 --> 00:56:46.320 all. Costs Uh. He himself did not watch h Street's first stream. 788 00:56:46.800 --> 00:56:52.519 Before he responded, He went off of anecdotal shit from his audience, just 789 00:56:52.760 --> 00:56:55.519 softening stuff and telling them, oh, it's just this, it's just that, 790 00:56:55.639 --> 00:57:00.519 and not even it was weird. It was weird too. He somebody 791 00:57:00.519 --> 00:57:04.320 who's supposed to be this intellectual powerhouse allegedly, right, who's supposed to be 792 00:57:04.360 --> 00:57:08.599 this really good debater, being so uncharitable and disingenuous in a way that I'm 793 00:57:08.599 --> 00:57:14.920 like, this is how a guilty person behaves. And furthermore, if somebody 794 00:57:15.000 --> 00:57:20.039 we didn't like, let's say, for example, Matt Walsh, let's say 795 00:57:20.079 --> 00:57:22.280 this at SAX scenario happened to Matt Walsh, do you think any of those 796 00:57:22.280 --> 00:57:27.280 fucking people would be running defense at all? Like, let's be annoying. 797 00:57:27.519 --> 00:57:32.199 That's what's annoying is that they're just being it's just this parasocial shit, and 798 00:57:32.199 --> 00:57:37.280 and and and Vosh has developed this cult of personality that I didn't really know 799 00:57:37.320 --> 00:57:40.320 because I didn't really watch him that much. I just saw clips here and 800 00:57:40.360 --> 00:57:46.000 there, and now seeing his audience in in discords, there's all these screenshots 801 00:57:46.000 --> 00:57:51.719 in h reddits and stuff, and just saying, oh, Ethan's just attacking 802 00:57:51.800 --> 00:57:55.079 him because X y Z and It's like, this is fucking crazy. I've 803 00:57:55.079 --> 00:58:00.280 never seen anything on this level like this on YouTube, where usually when people 804 00:58:00.320 --> 00:58:04.760 get caught with this weird shit on their computers or something like this happens. 805 00:58:05.000 --> 00:58:09.400 Bro. Remember that guy call me Carson. I think he was nineteen and 806 00:58:09.440 --> 00:58:14.639 he was like sexteing a seventeen year old or something, and people act like 807 00:58:14.679 --> 00:58:17.320 he was like like Jack the Ripper, dumb. They were acting like it 808 00:58:17.400 --> 00:58:22.360 was fucking Jack the Ripper. And then I'm seeing people run defense for this 809 00:58:22.559 --> 00:58:28.599 actual like illustrations of children doing fuck shit to horses, and they're like, 810 00:58:28.719 --> 00:58:31.599 no, it's out of context or it's he didn't know, he didn't know, 811 00:58:31.679 --> 00:58:36.599 bro, And I'm like, this is am I in fucking crazy land. 812 00:58:37.480 --> 00:58:45.599 Yes, yeah, it is it. Yeah, megaware, it's been 813 00:58:45.639 --> 00:58:49.039 fun, i Will says, bizarre and fucked up as the situation is. 814 00:58:50.039 --> 00:58:58.360 I love social studies. I love studying people, and yeah, seeing this 815 00:58:58.559 --> 00:59:02.079 happening is actual like a learnable, like a teachable moment of like, hey, 816 00:59:02.119 --> 00:59:06.800 guys, look at how essentially the cults work. Look at how parasocial 817 00:59:06.840 --> 00:59:09.880 relationships work. Look at how uh Kanye for example, drops an album, 818 00:59:10.199 --> 00:59:15.119 look at how he performs live and people are screaming yeah, and I'm like, 819 00:59:15.159 --> 00:59:20.039 they just forgot about all the ship he did, all that fucking crazy, 820 00:59:20.119 --> 00:59:28.920 animitic, loving hitler ship and his don't get Kanye. That's chilling. 821 00:59:29.119 --> 00:59:37.400 I'm kidding mind clearly, but seeing like a large portion of his fan base 822 00:59:37.440 --> 00:59:39.760 that are even trying to say things like well, what about separating the art 823 00:59:39.800 --> 00:59:43.480 from the artists, And I'm like, how, first of all, you 824 00:59:43.519 --> 00:59:46.320 can't even do that with Kanye because in his new album, there's all of 825 00:59:46.320 --> 00:59:51.039 that ship is in his fucking album. The ship that he was saying is 826 00:59:51.079 --> 00:59:53.360 in the fucking bars, Like, how are you gonna separate it? I 827 00:59:53.360 --> 00:59:58.119 couldn't even listen to it, man, It's it's asked first and foremost. 828 00:59:59.679 --> 01:00:02.480 And I can't even listen to Kanye West anymore. I feel you, like, 829 01:00:02.599 --> 01:00:07.719 actually, I can't even like turn his music on and like for and 830 01:00:07.280 --> 01:00:12.119 I think it's like that's one thing, like he's cancer is not. Kanye 831 01:00:12.159 --> 01:00:19.840 West was like a hero to me, like genuinely, Graduation, good Night, 832 01:00:19.880 --> 01:00:22.000 and good Morning are songs that got me through high school, got me 833 01:00:22.039 --> 01:00:27.960 through some of the toughest moments of my life, like definitely after graduation, 834 01:00:28.360 --> 01:00:31.400 and like Fantasy was album I thought was a fucking marvel, like a masterpiece 835 01:00:31.440 --> 01:00:35.599 of an album. But like that album didn't mean lost, like graduate, 836 01:00:35.639 --> 01:00:37.440 gradition meant a lot to me as like an album. Okay, the first 837 01:00:37.440 --> 01:00:43.159 one I ever bought physically, it was listening to Roses is a song I 838 01:00:43.559 --> 01:00:45.880 think of a lot, like my grandmother's my sadder moments in my life, 839 01:00:46.079 --> 01:00:50.639 Like Kanye is the reason why me and Lily are together, Like Kanye West 840 01:00:50.679 --> 01:00:53.119 is a seriously important artist in my life. Okay, hold and I can't 841 01:00:53.280 --> 01:00:59.880 turn on his music is insane? Hold on what Kanye is the reason you 842 01:01:00.119 --> 01:01:04.800 and Lily are together? That was our first conversation about Kanye West the music. 843 01:01:04.960 --> 01:01:08.000 Like about Kanye is I don't know if that counts. We work together, 844 01:01:08.079 --> 01:01:12.800 right? You work together right? Well? Yes, But my first 845 01:01:12.800 --> 01:01:17.000 interaction with her as someone I was trying to court her was about Kanye West. 846 01:01:17.119 --> 01:01:19.880 But you were trying to court her, so you would have you would 847 01:01:19.880 --> 01:01:23.239 have found a Kanye conversational topic anyway, you think Kanye's not a big dick, 848 01:01:23.280 --> 01:01:25.880 And she was like yeah, and I was like me too, and 849 01:01:25.920 --> 01:01:31.119 that's how it started. I wouldn't be giving Kanye all the credit. Well, 850 01:01:31.280 --> 01:01:37.519 obviously he The first conversace we had really was about Kanye West. Yeah, 851 01:01:37.519 --> 01:01:40.119 but like why were you able to have that conversation? Stop trying to 852 01:01:40.199 --> 01:01:44.199 take it away from him. Man, that's just trying to You're just trying 853 01:01:44.239 --> 01:01:46.719 to use certain situation. I'm trying. I'm trying to get my proper credit, 854 01:01:46.800 --> 01:01:49.679 is what I'm is what I'm trying to. Wait, you did it? 855 01:01:50.679 --> 01:01:52.280 How is it your credit? Because can I let you live with us? 856 01:01:52.679 --> 01:02:00.760 And are you kidding? I guess like I have more response that Kanye 857 01:02:00.000 --> 01:02:04.639 is for sure like a rejectively Chris, you know what I mean. Yes, 858 01:02:04.760 --> 01:02:08.760 you're just trying to You're just being selfish. You want the w let 859 01:02:09.360 --> 01:02:12.280 well, you know what it is. It's like when people say like, 860 01:02:12.280 --> 01:02:15.719 oh, thank It's like when somebody gets out of a really dire surgery and 861 01:02:15.760 --> 01:02:19.119 they're like, oh, thank God Jesus, and it's like, no, 862 01:02:21.599 --> 01:02:28.039 dude, doctor, I'm just pray, pray for me, me, pray 863 01:02:28.119 --> 01:02:30.960 to me every morning. Hell, I would be busy about that for real. 864 01:02:30.119 --> 01:02:34.760 I would be like, hey, yo, I really was hours of 865 01:02:34.800 --> 01:02:37.320 hard work and you're like, oh thanks, kind of like hey, God 866 01:02:37.480 --> 01:02:40.280 brought you here, is like, no, my dad brought me here. 867 01:02:42.199 --> 01:02:45.719 Nobody Dad. It's so it's so weird that nobody's like, nobody considers the 868 01:02:45.719 --> 01:02:51.119 fact that God put them Like God is the person trying to kill you in 869 01:02:51.119 --> 01:02:54.000 that instance, and the doctor is trying to and God's mad. Is like 870 01:02:54.039 --> 01:03:00.119 what the doctor? The doctor is wrestling you out of God. That's not 871 01:03:00.519 --> 01:03:02.679 like, it's not thank God, it's like, oh my God, that 872 01:03:02.800 --> 01:03:07.559 killed us. Dude, the fus your problem, Bro, George Soros more 873 01:03:07.599 --> 01:03:10.800 powerful than God. Doctor is more powerful than God a lot of the times, 874 01:03:10.840 --> 01:03:19.199 not often always fifty fifty to fifty matchup, Bro, got to block 875 01:03:19.239 --> 01:03:22.920 the You gotta guess. You gotta guess the heavy on the high, overhead 876 01:03:22.920 --> 01:03:25.920 and low. You gotta guess it because if you guess that get you, 877 01:03:28.039 --> 01:03:31.119 that's fucking stupid low. He got me with the fucking load, damn God 878 01:03:31.159 --> 01:03:38.360 won Oh man. Yeah, Sosh likes weird Ship. Essentially, it's very 879 01:03:38.719 --> 01:03:42.559 like, it is very strange. It is unfortunate. Like I've I've been 880 01:03:42.599 --> 01:03:45.760 on his stream a couple of times and he's been very very charitable. I 881 01:03:45.800 --> 01:03:46.800 like Vosh as a guy, but like, I don't know, man, 882 01:03:47.119 --> 01:03:53.199 it's weird. It's objectively strange, and it confuses me because it's what what 883 01:03:53.400 --> 01:04:00.000 really confuses me is like because he makes arguments. I don't know, I 884 01:04:00.199 --> 01:04:02.880 projection. Brother, something's weird. It's projection, man. It's how many 885 01:04:02.920 --> 01:04:06.840 times have you seen this? Whenever we whenever we've talked about this on the 886 01:04:06.880 --> 01:04:13.039 show before the fucking the Republican politician, that's like days and then they catch 887 01:04:13.039 --> 01:04:17.280 you doing some gay shit like this happens. So it's happened so much that 888 01:04:17.400 --> 01:04:20.199 I've always been like, you know, you know how there's these uh these 889 01:04:20.320 --> 01:04:25.480 uh pedal hunters or whatever on YouTube or whatever whatever. I see these people 890 01:04:25.480 --> 01:04:28.000 going hard in the paint. I'm always like, ah, I want to 891 01:04:28.000 --> 01:04:30.360 see what's on. You know. What's really sad about that? Though, 892 01:04:30.920 --> 01:04:33.320 honestly, and I don't. I don't like that I think this. But 893 01:04:34.199 --> 01:04:40.840 if someone is like really like, if they're really passionate about child education, 894 01:04:41.159 --> 01:04:44.960 I'm weirded out by it. I think I know that I know that I 895 01:04:45.000 --> 01:04:50.159 shouldn't be because like that's obviously like a really necessary job to exist. But 896 01:04:50.159 --> 01:04:53.280 at the same time, I have to, like there's part of me it's 897 01:04:53.280 --> 01:04:56.559 like, why do you want to be around kids this bad. I mean, 898 01:04:56.599 --> 01:05:00.639 I don't I don't know, it's I'm be honest, that's kind of 899 01:05:00.679 --> 01:05:05.320 healthy skepticism, even though obviously you shouldn't say everybody, but just even of 900 01:05:05.360 --> 01:05:09.039 course, of course I haven't even been to say that, but it's just 901 01:05:09.079 --> 01:05:14.320 like it's just like the skepticism, in my opinion, is healthy because just 902 01:05:15.119 --> 01:05:18.400 something that upsets me so fucking much is how much like, uh, you 903 01:05:18.440 --> 01:05:23.599 know, there's all these campaigns of hate of oh, librarians are trying to 904 01:05:23.639 --> 01:05:26.079 do something the kids. Oh, the trans people trying to do kids. 905 01:05:26.119 --> 01:05:28.320 Whatever it is, it's always something. They're always trying to do something the 906 01:05:28.400 --> 01:05:30.840 kids and corrupt them or touch them or something. Meanwhile, you know, 907 01:05:31.039 --> 01:05:36.960 the the the the people that they pray to, and the establishments that they 908 01:05:38.000 --> 01:05:45.519 go to. The numbers don't lie. It's just that drives me healthy. 909 01:05:45.800 --> 01:05:49.519 But it's everything. So it's just well it's just more out in the open, 910 01:05:49.960 --> 01:05:56.239 right, like like wanting to be around children and like like it just 911 01:05:56.280 --> 01:06:00.199 makes you want to question, like right where like if a kid, if 912 01:06:00.199 --> 01:06:01.880 a kid like runs up to you, right and it's like, hey, 913 01:06:01.960 --> 01:06:05.280 mister, like if a kid walked up to me and like if a kid 914 01:06:05.320 --> 01:06:12.800 fell down and hurt itself, my first instinct is not help the kid. 915 01:06:12.880 --> 01:06:15.159 It's should help that kid. They might think it's weird. This is the 916 01:06:16.000 --> 01:06:23.239 lived in that I don't people. I don't like being near people's kids. 917 01:06:23.280 --> 01:06:26.800 I don't like to other people's kids. I don't I don't hold Lily's cousins 918 01:06:26.880 --> 01:06:32.559 kids, even when he asked me, I don't want to because the thing 919 01:06:32.679 --> 01:06:36.320 is that once, once you're get accused of those fucking things, no matter 920 01:06:36.320 --> 01:06:41.360 how innocent you are, your life is ruined. But like what and that's 921 01:06:41.400 --> 01:06:46.039 what not like and that like my greatest fear, My greatest fear is being 922 01:06:46.079 --> 01:06:57.039 innocent. But it doesn't matter, right, that's a young I was just 923 01:06:57.079 --> 01:06:59.840 like, you're always you are always guilty. Yeah, you're not in it, 924 01:07:00.079 --> 01:07:03.880 unfortunately, not of this specific thing. But you are not guilty. 925 01:07:03.920 --> 01:07:08.400 Guilty, but you do have some guilty bones, that's for sure. I 926 01:07:08.440 --> 01:07:12.000 don't though. That's the thing. That's why I tried so hard to not 927 01:07:12.039 --> 01:07:14.480 be going. I got home. I got home at two am. One 928 01:07:14.480 --> 01:07:16.599 time when we were living all together, and I caught Kingston dipping a rat 929 01:07:16.679 --> 01:07:20.800 in and out of a garbage disposal and it was the cruelest thing I think 930 01:07:20.840 --> 01:07:27.079 I've ever seen. And I was laughing hard. You were switching in your 931 01:07:27.159 --> 01:07:33.440 laughs. Yeah, didn't you imagine hearing somebody go through the laugh ladies in 932 01:07:33.840 --> 01:07:40.079 rapid succession? It was really, it was really that I didn't see it, 933 01:07:39.159 --> 01:07:43.119 that it was one moment when I was it sounds like a car honking. 934 01:07:43.360 --> 01:07:45.079 It was insane. I had to address it. I had to address 935 01:07:45.079 --> 01:07:49.880 it because it was two am. I was home with four gorgeous models and 936 01:07:49.920 --> 01:07:55.480 they they were just male models for male model models. Yeah, hung hung 937 01:07:55.599 --> 01:07:59.440 like they were very hung. Yeah, And they asked they asked about that. 938 01:07:59.559 --> 01:08:01.639 They asked the fat black eye dipping the rat in the thing. And 939 01:08:01.679 --> 01:08:03.880 I was just like, hey, dude, don't worry about me. You 940 01:08:03.920 --> 01:08:11.280 guys going to your own thing. What else? What else? What else 941 01:08:11.360 --> 01:08:13.159 is there? What else? What else happened? That we can run? 942 01:08:15.279 --> 01:08:20.439 John Stewart's back, John Stewart's back, Jizz Stuart returned. Dude. It 943 01:08:20.479 --> 01:08:24.399 was so nice. It was so nice to see him because like I'd almost 944 01:08:24.439 --> 01:08:30.680 forgotten how cathartic it was to have somebody on television doing that exact thing, 945 01:08:31.399 --> 01:08:34.560 like I mean, like to be fair like John Oliver does a pretty decent 946 01:08:34.640 --> 01:08:40.600 job with like last week tonight of doing a very different thing from a perspective 947 01:08:40.600 --> 01:08:45.359 that I generally I generally agree with, But like there's something about John Stewart 948 01:08:45.359 --> 01:08:49.479 where it's like, oh he he he says things from the right perspective that 949 01:08:49.600 --> 01:08:54.800 people that everybody else with that perspective will not say on TV. Yeah, 950 01:08:54.840 --> 01:08:59.920 Like, no democrat or or like liberal left leaning person on television with the 951 01:09:00.119 --> 01:09:03.840 news organization, with news with a news room or any kind of power in 952 01:09:03.880 --> 01:09:09.279 that in that way is going to is going to talk about how Joe Biden 953 01:09:09.359 --> 01:09:15.439 is too fucking old. They're not gonna do decrepit. And they they say, 954 01:09:15.560 --> 01:09:19.039 because we can't do that because it'll hurt our chances against Trump. And 955 01:09:19.479 --> 01:09:23.600 the counter to that, the obvious counter and he mentioned this a little bit 956 01:09:23.600 --> 01:09:27.239 too, is that oh dude, yeah, well so succinct he shouldn't. 957 01:09:28.880 --> 01:09:35.720 Why is this the guy? Why is this the guy? I was? 958 01:09:35.880 --> 01:09:42.520 I forgot how good he was at with just words and like succinctly, like 959 01:09:42.680 --> 01:09:46.760 putting things succinctly where he was talking about how like it was it was something 960 01:09:46.760 --> 01:09:51.600 to that effect. We was talking about how like oh my god, why 961 01:09:51.680 --> 01:09:55.159 what the fuck is it? Ah, damn it, I lost it. 962 01:09:55.199 --> 01:09:58.359 I had it in my fucking head and it like ran away. It was 963 01:09:58.359 --> 01:10:00.399 that exactly thing that you were talking about. But he used like a very 964 01:10:00.439 --> 01:10:03.199 specific phrase that. I was like, this is so fucking it's short and 965 01:10:03.359 --> 01:10:06.680 perfect. It was very good. What was it that he's too old? 966 01:10:08.039 --> 01:10:09.840 Oh my god, I have to jog my memory. This is gonna drive 967 01:10:09.840 --> 01:10:11.840 me in Should you should? You should look it up real quick, just 968 01:10:11.880 --> 01:10:14.600 to just to all right, yeah, you keep you keep talking. No, 969 01:10:14.880 --> 01:10:19.000 it was, Oh, it's it's it's the the candidates. It's not 970 01:10:19.079 --> 01:10:25.159 the voter's job to assuage the concerns of like a candidate. It's the candidate's 971 01:10:25.239 --> 01:10:29.079 job, right, you know, it's not our job to run defense for 972 01:10:29.199 --> 01:10:32.399 the fucking candidate. It's their job to make themselves like as as steel man 973 01:10:32.600 --> 01:10:36.720 and as bulletproof as possible. So it's to not be as susceptible to that 974 01:10:36.760 --> 01:10:40.479 amount of criticism, he said in a way more succinct way. But I'm 975 01:10:40.560 --> 01:10:44.199 just like, god, damn, I missed this. He's very good. 976 01:10:44.720 --> 01:10:46.920 It's very good at what he does. His timing is good, he's he's 977 01:10:46.920 --> 01:10:51.800 so charismatic. Yeah, and and so he's he was great with that fucking 978 01:10:51.840 --> 01:10:56.800 show, and it felt like it felt like he didn't skip a beat, 979 01:10:56.840 --> 01:11:01.560 which that was the concern I think was that he's been gone for fucking forever. 980 01:11:02.079 --> 01:11:04.279 Let's see how he fit. It was just like, oh, it 981 01:11:04.399 --> 01:11:10.840 just feels like he's never stopped doing it and it was really nice. And 982 01:11:11.359 --> 01:11:15.640 yeah, the backlash was a little, I guess expected, you know, 983 01:11:15.159 --> 01:11:23.880 because whenever you there is there is a The tribalism of politics is so fucking 984 01:11:23.960 --> 01:11:30.840 stupid because we most of people watch sports and they understand criticizing their quote unquote 985 01:11:30.880 --> 01:11:36.000 side their team. It is literally the most criticism any team will face. 986 01:11:36.039 --> 01:11:41.439 It's coming from the fans themselves, the people that they feel represent them. 987 01:11:41.560 --> 01:11:45.840 But when it comes to politics, for some reason, you can't fucking do 988 01:11:45.000 --> 01:11:48.279 that. For some reason, when you're coming from the perspective of criticizing something 989 01:11:48.319 --> 01:11:54.000 that you care about, they think you're helping the other side. You're fucking 990 01:11:54.039 --> 01:11:57.439 well, let's let's be let's be clear. Let's be clear. You are 991 01:11:57.520 --> 01:12:00.399 helping the other side. You're not. You are you are, but you're 992 01:12:00.479 --> 01:12:05.479 not. But there should be nothing wrong with criticizing your side if there are 993 01:12:05.640 --> 01:12:10.520 problems. You are helping the other side that is not helping. You are 994 01:12:10.560 --> 01:12:15.399 trying to tell them to do better. It is no, it's not it 995 01:12:15.960 --> 01:12:19.520 literally is is. Please explain to me, let me talk, let me 996 01:12:20.039 --> 01:12:27.319 think in it, because your words will be used to fan the flame of 997 01:12:27.359 --> 01:12:30.520 the ignorant people on the other side, to dissuade them from agreeing with your 998 01:12:30.600 --> 01:12:36.319 side. Though though it should still be allowed, you should still as we're 999 01:12:36.399 --> 01:12:41.399 all leftward leaning people and we all think that my fucker Joe Biden's way too. 1000 01:12:41.479 --> 01:12:45.359 Let me let me ask you something. What is the purpose of criticism 1001 01:12:45.800 --> 01:12:49.840 in your opinion help things become better? Your rights? Right? So how 1002 01:12:49.920 --> 01:12:58.680 do you do that? And how is criticizing something making Because of the way 1003 01:12:58.680 --> 01:13:01.039 people will spin your word, Your words will always be spun in a way, 1004 01:13:01.119 --> 01:13:05.760 especially by the enemy, in a way that that can be used to 1005 01:13:05.880 --> 01:13:11.880 detriment the side you're fighting for, especially if the words are critical to the 1006 01:13:11.880 --> 01:13:15.039 theme you're on, they will be used that way. I just see, 1007 01:13:15.399 --> 01:13:20.159 This is why I disagree. The reason this rhetoric, that rhetoric that you're 1008 01:13:20.159 --> 01:13:25.039 talking about right now is stagnation rhetoric. It is, of course it is. 1009 01:13:25.079 --> 01:13:29.079 It's I don't I agree. Let me tell you why. Hold on, 1010 01:13:29.800 --> 01:13:31.359 let me tell you why. You just gave your explanation, let me 1011 01:13:31.399 --> 01:13:35.279 give you mine. So the reason why it's stagnation because that is the talking 1012 01:13:35.359 --> 01:13:40.760 point to not progress, to say hey, if you do this, you're 1013 01:13:40.760 --> 01:13:44.520 gonna hurt the other side, which deters people from wanting to do that, 1014 01:13:44.800 --> 01:13:47.439 which keeps things the same. Hey, don't say anything about Biden. It's 1015 01:13:47.439 --> 01:13:54.039 gonna hurt the other side. Let me finish it with me, can finish, 1016 01:13:54.680 --> 01:13:59.520 I'll let you go. Okay. So it's it's gonna be a determent 1017 01:13:59.560 --> 01:14:01.159 for people. So it makes people not want to say shit. That's why 1018 01:14:01.159 --> 01:14:04.319 the media doesn't say shit about this guy, when what we should be doing 1019 01:14:04.760 --> 01:14:08.720 is being all in unison to be like, fuck this old piece of shit, 1020 01:14:09.039 --> 01:14:12.800 Get somebody who's viable that will crush the other side. But we get 1021 01:14:12.840 --> 01:14:15.359 stuck in this shiit of should we or shouldn't we. To me, it 1022 01:14:15.439 --> 01:14:19.239 is a complete negative to have that argument in the first place, and saying 1023 01:14:19.359 --> 01:14:20.920 this is hurting us. I'm like no, no, no, no, 1024 01:14:20.920 --> 01:14:26.399 no, it is stagnating us trying to get this fucking old bag of bones 1025 01:14:26.439 --> 01:14:30.720 out of here. That's that's how that's that is how it is. Look, 1026 01:14:30.439 --> 01:14:35.880 I agree that if there is a problem in the party that we are 1027 01:14:35.960 --> 01:14:41.479 a part of, we have to call it out. No matter what you 1028 01:14:41.560 --> 01:14:44.840 say, it's going to be used to defame our group. Some'm like, 1029 01:14:44.920 --> 01:14:46.560 fuck it, get this old man out of office, because this is not 1030 01:14:46.640 --> 01:14:49.640 someone that should be leading our country. This should not be the face of 1031 01:14:49.680 --> 01:14:54.319 our side of the group. I understand that simple. You may see it 1032 01:14:54.359 --> 01:14:58.920 as it's like, oh, what you're saying is stagnation. I don't believe 1033 01:14:58.920 --> 01:15:00.600 in the stagnation because I think you have to do that. You have to 1034 01:15:00.640 --> 01:15:03.760 call a spade a spade when it's a spade, even when it's on your 1035 01:15:03.800 --> 01:15:06.319 side, like, oh, this is bad, this should not be over 1036 01:15:06.399 --> 01:15:12.000 here. But people will try to twist those words. But what is the 1037 01:15:12.000 --> 01:15:15.159 point of that argument. It's like saying, hey, it's great, you 1038 01:15:15.239 --> 01:15:17.920 gotta walk, you need to walk, but but let me scare you. 1039 01:15:17.920 --> 01:15:21.800 You're you're like, you need to walk, Hey you could trip and hurt 1040 01:15:21.800 --> 01:15:24.720 yourself. You could. It's like, what do you do? What are 1041 01:15:24.720 --> 01:15:27.640 you even saying? Are you trying to scare me from actually walking? No, 1042 01:15:27.680 --> 01:15:30.920 it's nothing like it is the fact that they will probably try to do 1043 01:15:30.000 --> 01:15:33.880 that, but that is irrelevant. It is it is an irrelevant point in 1044 01:15:33.920 --> 01:15:39.279 my opinion that you're trying to scare people. That needs to be that needs 1045 01:15:39.319 --> 01:15:42.920 to be aware of. Like people are going to twist to me. In 1046 01:15:42.960 --> 01:15:45.840 my opinion, people people will, I mean, people were doing that forever, 1047 01:15:45.960 --> 01:15:48.640 Like I don't know, man, I like, I really need to 1048 01:15:48.680 --> 01:15:50.680 call it out. You have to, you have to call it out. 1049 01:15:51.359 --> 01:15:55.079 Should not be leading our party. It's insane, right, So why would 1050 01:15:55.119 --> 01:15:59.640 I ever saying around three times he won't know where the fun is anymore? 1051 01:16:00.119 --> 01:16:04.000 That's crazy. It's insane. Do you see the past? Did you see 1052 01:16:04.000 --> 01:16:10.000 that press so that this report came out? Yeah, the report came out 1053 01:16:10.000 --> 01:16:15.279 of how Le basically bro this was crazy because there's been so much fucked up 1054 01:16:15.319 --> 01:16:17.880 ship that's been happening. And he's like, oh whatever, and then all 1055 01:16:17.880 --> 01:16:20.760 of a sudden, his cognitive ability is called in a question. He's like, 1056 01:16:20.800 --> 01:16:25.399 stop everything, get the presses, we're gonna talk some ship. He 1057 01:16:25.520 --> 01:16:30.079 comes out all decrepit, talking like like I'm fine, and then it was 1058 01:16:30.119 --> 01:16:33.960 like okay, fair enough. He's walking away like it was like fair enough, 1059 01:16:34.079 --> 01:16:39.159 fair enough, all right? And then he stops, and everyone's like 1060 01:16:39.439 --> 01:16:43.159 no, he walks back, and then he just starts saying a bunch of 1061 01:16:43.199 --> 01:16:45.840 shit and fucking names up and saying dumb ship, and it's like, dude, 1062 01:16:45.960 --> 01:16:49.880 what happened. He's he's a fucking room. But man, like he 1063 01:16:50.079 --> 01:16:54.680 just he meet just meanders. It's crazy. I don't know. Man. 1064 01:16:54.760 --> 01:17:00.319 Literally, he's literally and he's playing a modern game with the wrong control roller. 1065 01:17:00.439 --> 01:17:04.479 Bro, He's fucking gone. It's it's fuck. It's sad. It's 1066 01:17:04.520 --> 01:17:09.399 sad even because that's nothing old person that shouldn't be where they are, you 1067 01:17:09.479 --> 01:17:11.960 know, like I really I don't know, I don't look dude, I 1068 01:17:11.960 --> 01:17:15.159 think that Bro's in his eighties. Man, it's just like as a as 1069 01:17:15.159 --> 01:17:17.039 a as a whole, I think I just don't want old. Is it's 1070 01:17:17.079 --> 01:17:20.520 so much to ask for, like not old. It is so much I 1071 01:17:20.560 --> 01:17:26.960 would take. I would take so many other people, even if they were 1072 01:17:27.000 --> 01:17:31.119 like a little bit like shittier, if they were just at the very least 1073 01:17:30.920 --> 01:17:35.920 can't be shittier, to be honest, that's true. Apex his apex, 1074 01:17:36.239 --> 01:17:42.600 Yeah, his response to you know, the let's just say the conflict. 1075 01:17:42.720 --> 01:17:45.359 You know how they like to soft it. They like to soften it the 1076 01:17:45.600 --> 01:17:49.600 conflict over there, and I'm like, bro, this guy he's maxed out 1077 01:17:49.640 --> 01:17:56.119 and find Joe Biden was a piece of ship. Young Joe Biden's kind of 1078 01:17:56.159 --> 01:17:59.600 a piece of ship. He signed a bunch of uphills. You know what? 1079 01:17:59.720 --> 01:18:04.359 The thing about what pisces me up? Yeah? That is literally that's 1080 01:18:04.439 --> 01:18:09.600 him at the press conference the whole time. He sounds like a wizard Old 1081 01:18:09.720 --> 01:18:12.680 Wizards. So we're going all over the place. We gotta get the questions 1082 01:18:12.680 --> 01:18:14.560 at some point, very very soon. But I do want to bring this 1083 01:18:14.600 --> 01:18:23.800 out two hours. No, we're not so so here's what. Yeah, 1084 01:18:23.880 --> 01:18:27.560 so I want to bring this up before we forget. I don't know if 1085 01:18:27.560 --> 01:18:29.760 you guys saw this, but I keep seeing this thing on Twitter where it's 1086 01:18:29.760 --> 01:18:35.439 like Ian Myles Chong has been executed. Ah, what's crazy he's been He's 1087 01:18:35.439 --> 01:18:40.680 been in my what's happening all days? I don't know why he was what's 1088 01:18:40.680 --> 01:18:45.960 happening all day? So what happened apparently is Ian Myles Chong? Who I 1089 01:18:46.000 --> 01:18:50.399 mean, fucking he's been this Elon Musk, Dick Ryder, this like right 1090 01:18:50.479 --> 01:18:57.760 leaningateur piece of ship that has never se in America, lives in fucking Malaysia 1091 01:18:58.079 --> 01:19:01.039 and literally speaks as if you lives here, that is how his tweets are 1092 01:19:01.039 --> 01:19:04.319 worded. Yeah, yeah, he speaks. He's in Malaysia. He speaks 1093 01:19:04.359 --> 01:19:08.520 on US politics all the time. He simps, he simps for all these 1094 01:19:08.520 --> 01:19:12.039 Republican candidates and Elon Musk. He's like a huge dick writer for Elon Musk. 1095 01:19:15.880 --> 01:19:19.079 Remember you know what I remember it's so funny because it's so funny in 1096 01:19:19.439 --> 01:19:23.000 retroplect because many many, many many many, many many many, many, 1097 01:19:23.000 --> 01:19:25.199 many many years ago I played see if the he is with him, and 1098 01:19:25.239 --> 01:19:30.479 it's so funny to think that guy is possibly dead. But so he he 1099 01:19:31.399 --> 01:19:36.239 So he's he lives in Malaysia, and he's a conservative, so naturally he's 1100 01:19:36.479 --> 01:19:44.880 very he speaks a lot on the Israel. He's speaking a lot on the 1101 01:19:44.960 --> 01:19:51.960 as Israel Palestine conflict. And because he's in fucking Malaysia, that's he's not 1102 01:19:53.119 --> 01:19:57.600 fucking great. So apparently he tweeted from the first time, for the first 1103 01:19:57.600 --> 01:20:00.159 time ever about like, oh I love my country Malaysia. He never tweets 1104 01:20:00.159 --> 01:20:03.800 about Malaysia ever. So everybody was immediately was like, this is fucking weird. 1105 01:20:04.000 --> 01:20:11.239 What's going on? And apparently according to the Internet, which is a 1106 01:20:11.239 --> 01:20:14.319 pretty dubious source, but it seems like it seems like at the very least 1107 01:20:14.359 --> 01:20:23.840 this is real that he's apparently like under investigation. For the record, Malaysians 1108 01:20:23.880 --> 01:20:28.479 can be charged for sedition under under the Seditious Act for expressing views that could 1109 01:20:28.479 --> 01:20:35.039 potentially show discord among communities in the country. Uh, the Palace on Israeli 1110 01:20:35.079 --> 01:20:39.399 conflict hold significant interest in Malaysia, with the topic being too sensitive for the 1111 01:20:39.399 --> 01:20:42.760 Malay Muslim audiences. Blah blah blah. So yeah, so there's a pretty 1112 01:20:42.760 --> 01:20:51.159 good chance there's a non zero chance that dude's fucking and can I say, 1113 01:20:51.680 --> 01:21:02.920 I will I will say tweeting pro Israel stuff from Malaysia is it's getting stuck 1114 01:21:03.000 --> 01:21:10.039 upside down in the cave for me a fucking man to that dude, and 1115 01:21:10.199 --> 01:21:17.159 you you have reached every opportunity you have. You have like revitalized my night. 1116 01:21:17.800 --> 01:21:23.479 Like I feel good. No, I did not see one word about 1117 01:21:23.560 --> 01:21:30.079 this, And I am astatic that like, and I am hopeful because seriously, 1118 01:21:30.479 --> 01:21:35.199 like people don't realize the discord and fucking bullshit that this guy has done 1119 01:21:35.680 --> 01:21:40.279 and that has been constantly doing. He's even people that I don't even fuck 1120 01:21:40.319 --> 01:21:44.520 with anymore, like Andy Worski, try to get him swatted, and he 1121 01:21:44.640 --> 01:21:48.319 fucking bragged about it. It's on voice messages. There's voice DMS of him 1122 01:21:48.359 --> 01:21:51.359 bragging about it to a sex worker. I'll keep her out of it. 1123 01:21:51.520 --> 01:21:57.680 But it's just like, yeah, exactly, but it's just like he's also 1124 01:21:58.079 --> 01:22:06.279 swatted multiple people. Adag got flash bang because of him. Oh no, 1125 01:22:03.880 --> 01:22:18.319 I forgot about that. I totally forgot that. No, cap, I'm 1126 01:22:18.359 --> 01:22:27.680 dead serious about this too. Imagine reminding your own business and then Elon muskles 1127 01:22:27.760 --> 01:22:32.479 Chong walks into your front door and flash banks myles Chong. Just could that 1128 01:22:32.560 --> 01:22:38.800 really? Could that permanently hurt them? That could do that? Could just 1129 01:22:38.840 --> 01:22:43.640 easily kill them? That can kill them? Yes, especially small Yeah, 1130 01:22:44.359 --> 01:22:47.119 flash franks are crazy and especially a small doggy. Dude. There was a 1131 01:22:47.760 --> 01:22:54.000 baby got accidentally flash bang not that long ago in America and it was deadly 1132 01:22:54.760 --> 01:23:00.880 because these dumb fucking pig cops went to the wrong house, they raided the 1133 01:23:00.920 --> 01:23:04.279 wrong house and then flash bang a fucking baby. It's like, yo, 1134 01:23:04.560 --> 01:23:10.239 dude, and idea, could you imagine they stuck it? You know? 1135 01:23:10.119 --> 01:23:12.279 Now you know how they do the swatch like when they go to kill some 1136 01:23:12.319 --> 01:23:15.159 guy like going through the rooms, and the guy's walking through the room and 1137 01:23:15.199 --> 01:23:18.880 all of a sudden, the baby like jingles his thing and takes a flash 1138 01:23:18.920 --> 01:23:30.640 bang off the pin and boom set put your hands down. Stupid fucking like, 1139 01:23:30.720 --> 01:23:34.359 I don't even like what did they think this was? Call it duty? 1140 01:23:34.520 --> 01:23:39.720 Like, how does that happen? They breached They breached the fucking room 1141 01:23:39.720 --> 01:23:43.399 and then it was like slow motion they're throwing ship and then it all catches 1142 01:23:43.479 --> 01:23:45.880 up and then they just be like a baby, baby, Do you think 1143 01:23:45.920 --> 01:23:50.119 that baby? Do you think that baby has a flash? Do you do 1144 01:23:50.399 --> 01:23:56.880 you think that that baby now, as he gets older, will have like 1145 01:23:57.039 --> 01:24:01.319 kind of a permanent like ghost of whatever it is he saw that day. 1146 01:24:01.439 --> 01:24:04.359 Oh no, you know, like flashbangs working call duty, how it like 1147 01:24:04.399 --> 01:24:10.880 freezes your friends and it has that that after image of burn in your retina. 1148 01:24:11.479 --> 01:24:13.880 He's gonna see that police officer for the rest of his life, like 1149 01:24:13.920 --> 01:24:16.600 in a little outline every time he goes to bed. He's gonna live that 1150 01:24:16.680 --> 01:24:21.680 moment. So awful. But yeah, fucking Miles Tongue, I hope something 1151 01:24:21.720 --> 01:24:26.720 really did happen to him. Because's a terrible fucking person. And there's something 1152 01:24:26.760 --> 01:24:29.760 happened to Coach red Pill if you guys know who that is. Oh yeah, 1153 01:24:29.800 --> 01:24:34.119 I saw that he got He's apparently confirmed by uh Tucker Carlston that had 1154 01:24:34.199 --> 01:24:40.359 said it out and recently, Like dude, I I saw that news, 1155 01:24:40.520 --> 01:24:44.439 and I I gotta say, look, I'm not gonna I don't necessarily revel 1156 01:24:44.840 --> 01:24:47.479 in, uh in these kinds of things because I don't know, man, 1157 01:24:47.560 --> 01:24:51.119 whatever whatever happens happens, I'm not gonna feel one way about it. But 1158 01:24:51.159 --> 01:24:55.000 I do feel like Coach Redpill was a funny one because I remember he made 1159 01:24:55.159 --> 01:25:00.479 a video about me and Lacey a long time ago, weird fucking ship fucking 1160 01:25:00.560 --> 01:25:02.560 video. It makes sense that he was, but I didn't know weirdly parasocial, 1161 01:25:02.560 --> 01:25:09.000 I remember because he had like the different I forgot about that he had, 1162 01:25:09.039 --> 01:25:11.399 Like it was like what in the ceiling and one like down there, 1163 01:25:11.439 --> 01:25:15.000 and like he was just arbitrarily cut between them. It was kind of honestly, 1164 01:25:15.079 --> 01:25:16.439 like I thought about, like, uh, it's kind of not a 1165 01:25:16.479 --> 01:25:21.119 bad idea presentation wise, it's fun, but very dumb that he cared at 1166 01:25:21.119 --> 01:25:24.760 all about about that and the way that he came. I wish that video 1167 01:25:24.800 --> 01:25:26.680 was still up. I can't find it, but it was very, very 1168 01:25:26.720 --> 01:25:28.920 weird, and I remember thinking, like, this guy sucks, So to 1169 01:25:28.920 --> 01:25:31.079 find out that he just got fucking assassinated by the Russians, it's pretty fucking 1170 01:25:31.159 --> 01:25:34.560 hysterical. I'm wanna give a quick backstory for the people because it's people like, 1171 01:25:34.600 --> 01:25:36.880 who the fucks coach red Pill? Because I would just need to know 1172 01:25:38.039 --> 01:25:41.000 but no, I know, no, they need to know this. This 1173 01:25:41.119 --> 01:25:44.119 guy sucks, and I want people to know how much he sucks. So 1174 01:25:44.159 --> 01:25:47.039 you got a little bit of that coach red Pill is was like he was 1175 01:25:47.079 --> 01:25:53.279 a men's right guy and try to coach young kids about don't you know, 1176 01:25:53.359 --> 01:25:57.239 bang girls younger than twenty five years old, they're like dogs, so you 1177 01:25:57.279 --> 01:26:00.760 should treat them like them. Like he has videos like that. He then 1178 01:26:00.840 --> 01:26:04.199 started to lose relevance. He was working with the Sargon of a Cod for 1179 01:26:04.239 --> 01:26:08.479 a minute, and then he claimed that Sargon of a Cod docksed him, 1180 01:26:08.520 --> 01:26:12.680 even though his fucking name and address was in the description of every fucking video. 1181 01:26:13.279 --> 01:26:17.399 And so this is this type of guy that too, was it Ian? 1182 01:26:17.520 --> 01:26:19.920 I thought it was oh no, no, no, no, no, 1183 01:26:19.920 --> 01:26:23.439 no, never never, No, you're right. So what I was 1184 01:26:23.479 --> 01:26:28.760 thinking was that that picture that that took of that of that guy at vidcom. 1185 01:26:28.880 --> 01:26:34.279 Oh that was fun. Was his name was that? Yeah? I 1186 01:26:34.319 --> 01:26:38.159 met the fuck is that guy up to? You think he's still around? 1187 01:26:39.079 --> 01:26:43.520 No way? Yeah there's yeah, probably not, but yeah that guy's oh 1188 01:26:43.560 --> 01:26:45.880 man, we can talk about him some other day. But Coach red Pill 1189 01:26:46.439 --> 01:26:49.840 he was trying to gain relevance. And why I remembered him so much because 1190 01:26:49.840 --> 01:26:54.319 he started to pala around with the Ethan Ralph Ken and got into all that 1191 01:26:55.199 --> 01:26:59.479 blood sports ship and Ethan Ralph is the fucking go I gotta tell you. 1192 01:26:59.720 --> 01:27:03.159 It's as far as like people make all these documentaries and ship on Christian I 1193 01:27:03.239 --> 01:27:09.359 guarant fucking tee you. I bet any money on this. People make a 1194 01:27:09.520 --> 01:27:15.560 legitimate document like the Higher People, the the Turkey Toms or the Right Opinion, 1195 01:27:15.560 --> 01:27:17.680 those type of people that make all these documentaries about locales, his will 1196 01:27:17.720 --> 01:27:23.039 be like the most viewed. I guarant fucking toe you because he's still going. 1197 01:27:23.520 --> 01:27:26.800 Shit's still happening. This guy's legendary. But anyway, he was hanging 1198 01:27:26.800 --> 01:27:30.960 out Coach Redpill. Finally he went to Ukraine to you know, escape shit 1199 01:27:30.000 --> 01:27:33.840 because he probably was illegal shit was going on with the he screwed over his 1200 01:27:33.880 --> 01:27:38.439 partner with monetary shaite, he was doing pyramid stuff. And then he gets 1201 01:27:38.520 --> 01:27:41.840 killed in Ukraine because he was doing pro Russia shit. Pro Russian ship from 1202 01:27:41.920 --> 01:27:47.520 Ukraine got arrested, apparently died in prison. Awesome, And I say this, 1203 01:27:48.159 --> 01:27:50.960 this is coach Red Pill. Yeah we're talking about yes, so hold 1204 01:27:50.960 --> 01:27:57.159 on, I want to share apparentlyson, if you could, I sent the 1205 01:27:57.199 --> 01:27:59.239 picture in the in the chat, if you could look at this is this 1206 01:27:59.279 --> 01:28:03.439 is who coach Red pul Is. It's a picture of him. No, 1207 01:28:03.479 --> 01:28:08.520 it's no, it's not him with his head exploder. But I love it. 1208 01:28:08.560 --> 01:28:14.560 I love this picture because he looks like a fucking who looks like sus 1209 01:28:14.600 --> 01:28:16.319 Preacher. It looks at the doctor's character. That didn't didn't It didn't end 1210 01:28:16.399 --> 01:28:20.960 right, And it literally didn't. It did not. He died in prison. 1211 01:28:21.319 --> 01:28:24.479 People might be like, oh man, he sounds so sensitial, my 1212 01:28:24.520 --> 01:28:29.439 bro, I firmly believe that. I just there's not enough justice in the 1213 01:28:29.439 --> 01:28:32.920 world. And when you hear that, like bad people, when bad things 1214 01:28:32.960 --> 01:28:36.960 happen to bad people, it genuinely brings me a little bit of solace, 1215 01:28:38.760 --> 01:28:43.000 right, because yeah, there's thing, at the very least there's something, 1216 01:28:43.520 --> 01:28:46.319 because I do feel like terrible ship happens to people who just don't deserve it 1217 01:28:46.359 --> 01:28:49.560 all the time, right, and like so even if like death is a 1218 01:28:49.600 --> 01:28:54.560 bit much, at the very least, it's like, man, these are 1219 01:28:54.560 --> 01:29:01.439 pretty unsavory fucking people. You know, I could not I don't know, 1220 01:29:01.680 --> 01:29:05.880 it's whatever, Yeah, this is all ridiculous, and I do think it's 1221 01:29:06.560 --> 01:29:11.960 I can't say that it's not funny a little bit to me that we started 1222 01:29:11.960 --> 01:29:18.279 this episode off talking about empathy. The whole episode has just been us talking 1223 01:29:18.279 --> 01:29:23.199 about how it's a little bit funny that these people are. It's not a 1224 01:29:23.199 --> 01:29:29.039 little bit, I am. I'm I'm actually very like if if I learned 1225 01:29:29.039 --> 01:29:31.760 that it's confirmed that imus Changa has been like, you know, arrested and 1226 01:29:31.760 --> 01:29:35.960 he's about to be lashed like forty times or whatever they do, because they 1227 01:29:36.000 --> 01:29:40.119 do a bunch of crazy shit over there in Southeast Asia. Yeah, I 1228 01:29:40.119 --> 01:29:43.119 think they like tie. I think they tie a marijuana they kill you. 1229 01:29:43.199 --> 01:29:48.239 Isn't that crazy marijuana? They can they can't execute you in Malaysia, you 1230 01:29:48.319 --> 01:29:53.840 know, the Philippines, I know, and I think, let's not be 1231 01:29:53.840 --> 01:29:57.720 ignorant, but uh, there is in Southeast as somewhere they have some very 1232 01:29:57.760 --> 01:30:03.159 fucking strict marijuana. I think it all Muslim controlled. Uh those states? 1233 01:30:03.319 --> 01:30:05.720 Where is it? Where is it? Where Singapore? No, Singapore, 1234 01:30:06.199 --> 01:30:11.800 Singapore may not be killed, but it's an extreme offense over there. You're 1235 01:30:11.800 --> 01:30:15.520 getting in some serious ship over there to get their drug laws are very fucking 1236 01:30:15.560 --> 01:30:19.560 strict and in in Southeast Asia in general. Yeah, okay, so he's 1237 01:30:19.560 --> 01:30:23.760 probably not gonna be executed, but he's probably gonna go to jail for three 1238 01:30:23.920 --> 01:30:28.680 years or face a really fucking crazy fine. So yeah, I mean, 1239 01:30:29.000 --> 01:30:34.560 I I just hope he finally stops like that. This dude, especially with 1240 01:30:34.600 --> 01:30:39.079 Elon interacting with him, he got boosted so much and so much bullshit. 1241 01:30:39.159 --> 01:30:43.039 Would just be bro like those people, did you? Okay, So Joe 1242 01:30:43.119 --> 01:30:45.319 Olstein, who's the giant piece of shit, right, his church just got 1243 01:30:45.319 --> 01:30:49.119 shot up. Yeah, his church got church got shot up. His church 1244 01:30:49.159 --> 01:30:53.359 got shot up. There was a Mexican service about to start, and then 1245 01:30:53.359 --> 01:30:58.239 this Mexican woman, she was crazy, you know, schizophrenia ship like that 1246 01:31:00.079 --> 01:31:02.439 took a couple of rifles and her fucking little son with her and was gonna 1247 01:31:02.439 --> 01:31:05.039 shoot it up. And then these two cops that were off duty that were 1248 01:31:05.079 --> 01:31:11.119 doing security, they they killed her. Whoa. And the thing is because 1249 01:31:11.119 --> 01:31:14.279 she's a criminal. She's done a lot of criminal activity, so she's had 1250 01:31:14.319 --> 01:31:16.479 aliases, you know, different alstes to do criminal activity. Some of them 1251 01:31:16.520 --> 01:31:20.960 were male. And because of that, right wing media was like, oh, 1252 01:31:21.000 --> 01:31:26.399 she's trans. Look another trans shooter. And then those same people that 1253 01:31:26.479 --> 01:31:29.920 Ian Miles in the fucking Quartering made a video about this shit, just saying 1254 01:31:30.000 --> 01:31:32.920 trans, even though the fucking cops came out and said no, she's always 1255 01:31:32.960 --> 01:31:36.600 identified as a woman. This is not a thing, sorry guys. And 1256 01:31:36.640 --> 01:31:42.600 it's like, fuck these people, man, these people are really fucking stupid. 1257 01:31:42.680 --> 01:31:44.479 I also hate the idea. It's like, oh, look another trans 1258 01:31:44.479 --> 01:31:47.079 shooter. It's like, you wouldn't do this. How many white shooters have 1259 01:31:47.079 --> 01:31:53.000 we had? And you them, it's never they never do it for the 1260 01:31:53.119 --> 01:31:57.960 for those for those unfortunate white students that that do these wild things. Man, 1261 01:31:58.039 --> 01:32:03.359 it's always uh I never song it was coming. He was so quiet 1262 01:32:03.439 --> 01:32:10.359 and so nice, and it's so we lost someone to the system. And 1263 01:32:10.359 --> 01:32:14.520 then if it's a person of color, they were a proud of a bad 1264 01:32:14.680 --> 01:32:17.840 environment. And I noticed that ship when I was a child. I noticed 1265 01:32:17.840 --> 01:32:21.039 that about the news. I was like, that's weird, hero, that's 1266 01:32:21.119 --> 01:32:26.840 weird, dude, that's you know What's weird to me how we can watch 1267 01:32:26.920 --> 01:32:33.279 the same event on foil and people can have two one different opinion. I 1268 01:32:33.359 --> 01:32:38.680 was. I was trying to watch a live stream about this, the whole 1269 01:32:38.760 --> 01:32:40.720 wash thing. I just wanted to get more information. I was trying to 1270 01:32:40.760 --> 01:32:43.720 watch it on one of these commentary guys. Uh, I'll just say it 1271 01:32:43.760 --> 01:32:45.520 was. It was Tommy c I was trying to see, let me see 1272 01:32:45.520 --> 01:32:47.159 his take on it, maybe he has more information about this ship. And 1273 01:32:47.239 --> 01:32:49.840 he made a comment. This was before I knew about the shooting, but 1274 01:32:49.920 --> 01:32:54.039 he said something like off the cuff, like he was like, man, 1275 01:32:54.359 --> 01:32:56.640 every time you just look, there's just another trans shooter. And I was 1276 01:32:56.640 --> 01:32:59.279 like, what the fuck is he talking about? And that's when I learned, 1277 01:32:59.279 --> 01:33:01.880 like later that, oh, he must be referring to this thing because 1278 01:33:01.880 --> 01:33:05.000 he gets his news from fucking the quartering and all these dumb assholes. Wait. 1279 01:33:05.079 --> 01:33:09.560 Who uh Tommy c Oh shot from the point. Yeah, shot from 1280 01:33:09.560 --> 01:33:13.000 the point. So I was trying to podcast. He's such I really, 1281 01:33:14.560 --> 01:33:17.119 I really can't get over how stupid that guy is. It really is monumental. 1282 01:33:17.520 --> 01:33:21.199 Look, I was just I was just annoyed that like he said that 1283 01:33:21.279 --> 01:33:25.199 thing, and because I I just didn't know that that shooting happened yet, 1284 01:33:25.199 --> 01:33:27.600 And I was like, what does he mean? Everywhere you look there's and 1285 01:33:27.600 --> 01:33:31.000 this is like in his mindset, this ship happens like every other day or 1286 01:33:31.039 --> 01:33:33.439 all the time. I'm like, bro, there's been what do you mean 1287 01:33:33.439 --> 01:33:36.600 by that? There's been like one documented mass shooter and like that would that 1288 01:33:36.600 --> 01:33:41.039 happened to be trans? That one chick that shot up that Christian school whatever, 1289 01:33:41.319 --> 01:33:45.560 there was that fat asshole that shot up a gay club in Colorado and 1290 01:33:45.560 --> 01:33:47.640 and trolled and said that he identifies as a woman or something. You trolled. 1291 01:33:47.800 --> 01:33:50.279 He was a fat fucking guy with the beard that got stomped out by 1292 01:33:50.319 --> 01:33:54.720 stilettos and ship, and this piece of ship was trying to be like, 1293 01:33:55.239 --> 01:33:59.239 oh, it's like it's it's the same as that subscribed a pootie pie thing 1294 01:33:59.239 --> 01:34:02.720 when that fucking did that, like just that piece of shit, And so 1295 01:34:03.199 --> 01:34:06.600 all of a sudden there's this oh they're all there's so many transhooters. I'm 1296 01:34:06.600 --> 01:34:12.640 like where How the fuck did you believe this? It's crazy, dude. 1297 01:34:12.760 --> 01:34:15.960 There's there's a certain point where you just I don't know, man, you 1298 01:34:15.039 --> 01:34:17.960 just you lose the plot. I think, Yeah, And I don't know 1299 01:34:18.039 --> 01:34:24.079 what happens to people. I think I really wish I knew what it was 1300 01:34:24.760 --> 01:34:29.479 that made people this way, because I feel I just feel like I see 1301 01:34:29.520 --> 01:34:31.239 it. So maybe it's you know what, maybe it is just like the 1302 01:34:31.239 --> 01:34:34.920 financial incentive, you know what I mean, maybe there is like a financial 1303 01:34:34.920 --> 01:34:39.479 incentive to do this stuff and to make click baity headlines, and then eventually 1304 01:34:39.560 --> 01:34:43.920 you just sort of uh, kind of kool aid. Yeah, I think 1305 01:34:43.960 --> 01:34:46.000 I think at some point maybe you start believing your own hype and start diluting 1306 01:34:46.039 --> 01:34:51.079 yourself. But it really is something that should be fucking studied with these these 1307 01:34:51.159 --> 01:34:58.000 fucking invalids. It's the ones I get so mad at the people that cause 1308 01:34:58.079 --> 01:35:00.199 the people that it's like grift is gonna grift. I get that grifter is 1309 01:35:00.239 --> 01:35:03.479 gonna grift the people that are consuming the content. I'm like, have you 1310 01:35:03.520 --> 01:35:09.439 ever do you not ever question your any like anything like this when you think 1311 01:35:09.439 --> 01:35:14.640 about the multiple Oh, there's so many trans like is how does that how 1312 01:35:14.640 --> 01:35:16.600 do you how does your brain? They don't. They don't question it, 1313 01:35:16.960 --> 01:35:19.359 but they don't question it at all. It's like the same people who responded 1314 01:35:19.399 --> 01:35:24.119 to fucking John Stewart, who are like, uh, if he's he's bashing 1315 01:35:24.119 --> 01:35:28.399 Bernie or he's bashing Joe Biden, I won't watch it. I'm not watching. 1316 01:35:28.479 --> 01:35:33.920 It's like, you are fucking stupid and you should be fucking reprimanded for 1317 01:35:34.000 --> 01:35:38.600 it. Yeah. I saw that thing you quote swed like with like both 1318 01:35:38.640 --> 01:35:41.239 sides are the same, That's what he was trying to say. And it's 1319 01:35:41.359 --> 01:35:44.640 like, yeah, headline, fucking rolling Stones. He's like this, both 1320 01:35:44.680 --> 01:35:49.359 sides are equal. Uh uh isn't modern critique? And it's like you are 1321 01:35:49.359 --> 01:35:57.079 a you are actually and I I really you should be. You must be 1322 01:35:57.800 --> 01:36:02.119 in a remedial first grade English class if you believe that's true. If you 1323 01:36:02.159 --> 01:36:05.800 do not know how to put together a basic sentence, like if you don't 1324 01:36:05.800 --> 01:36:10.239 know how to determine the difference between both sides are bad and both sides are 1325 01:36:10.279 --> 01:36:15.079 equal, then you should have your everything about you revoked. You don't. 1326 01:36:15.119 --> 01:36:17.119 You should not have a house, you should not have a fucking car, 1327 01:36:17.159 --> 01:36:20.600 You should not have a family. You should be put in a box and 1328 01:36:20.800 --> 01:36:28.199 studied by people who can fix you. I don't know how. I don't 1329 01:36:28.199 --> 01:36:34.319 know how strongly I can really convey this. You must get off the internet 1330 01:36:35.000 --> 01:36:43.920 and please read, Please read anything, Please read, because because you cannot 1331 01:36:44.279 --> 01:36:46.920 you straight up, because you straight up cannot watch that John Stewart segment. 1332 01:36:47.600 --> 01:36:50.479 You can't do it. You can't watch that John Stewart segment and come across 1333 01:36:50.520 --> 01:36:55.399 with the idea that he thinks that Joe Biden is worse than Trump. You 1334 01:36:55.399 --> 01:36:59.520 can't do it. You can't do it. It's it is literally impossible. 1335 01:36:59.560 --> 01:37:02.399 Yeah, because that is not what was said. It remotely not what was 1336 01:37:02.439 --> 01:37:06.439 said, because that was conveyed at all. It's so I don't know. 1337 01:37:06.479 --> 01:37:10.159 Man, Seeing seeing him at it again really like kind of lit a fire 1338 01:37:10.199 --> 01:37:15.199 under me again. Felt good. It felt good to see because it reminded 1339 01:37:15.199 --> 01:37:16.039 me of back when I would be like, yeah, Hillary Clinton sucks and 1340 01:37:16.079 --> 01:37:18.439 everybody would be like, oh, you're sexist, and it's like, no, 1341 01:37:18.479 --> 01:37:23.079 she just objectively, she she is literally like, I'm not sexist at 1342 01:37:23.079 --> 01:37:26.279 all. She is literally just the worst possible choice for this. Yes, 1343 01:37:26.399 --> 01:37:28.560 and guess who was right, by the way, Oh, guess who lost 1344 01:37:28.920 --> 01:37:33.680 that election. Hmmm, interesting, Yeah, I wonder why she fucking lost. 1345 01:37:33.760 --> 01:37:39.479 I mean, it sucks. It's god damn it. If just Bernie 1346 01:37:39.479 --> 01:37:44.000 would have fucking destroyed Trump, God, he would have fucking destroyed him, 1347 01:37:44.000 --> 01:37:45.439 definitely would have. He would have fared better at least, No, he 1348 01:37:45.439 --> 01:37:50.880 would have. I so fucking strongly, strongly, I strongly believe he would 1349 01:37:50.880 --> 01:37:54.159 have won too. But like, at the very least, if he didn't 1350 01:37:54.159 --> 01:37:57.920 win, he would have performed significantly fucking better. Yeah, than and and 1351 01:37:58.119 --> 01:38:00.840 he wouldn't be fair. I'm the popular vote, but that's not how this 1352 01:38:00.920 --> 01:38:05.800 country fucking works. We still do this electoral college bullshit and let the minority 1353 01:38:05.880 --> 01:38:11.159 still fucking run shit, just like jerrymandering and everything you have. These people 1354 01:38:11.279 --> 01:38:15.600 do weasley bullshit to control shit when they're in the fucking minority. It's like 1355 01:38:15.680 --> 01:38:18.039 that is the fact that that is the thing. When it's like the most 1356 01:38:18.079 --> 01:38:24.000 people, the concentrated people live in blue fucking states, well clearly they would 1357 01:38:24.119 --> 01:38:27.920 win by fucking how voting to the postal work, but they make sure it 1358 01:38:27.960 --> 01:38:32.399 doesn't work that way in this day and fucking age, because because you know, 1359 01:38:32.439 --> 01:38:35.399 who's the most money, who has the most fucking money, the true 1360 01:38:35.439 --> 01:38:40.399 the oil tycoon, greasy lobbyist types, these gun toting fucks, the NRA 1361 01:38:40.600 --> 01:38:43.920 and all that type of shit. The most money to fucking distribute, and 1362 01:38:43.960 --> 01:38:47.319 of course the right will take the most money and to do the bidding. 1363 01:38:47.359 --> 01:38:50.680 They don't give a fuck about anything, you know. Like, of course, 1364 01:38:51.000 --> 01:38:53.880 to be fair of the left would probably do that, but they don't 1365 01:38:53.880 --> 01:38:57.640 get as nearly as much blood money. They don't get nearly as much because 1366 01:38:57.640 --> 01:39:00.800 they're not gonna run defense for all those people. It's annoying, but yeah, 1367 01:39:00.920 --> 01:39:03.239 we can go. Fuck, I'm getting we gotta get We gotta get 1368 01:39:03.279 --> 01:39:06.840 to questions. We gotta get questions. Yeah, yeah, I'll be funny. 1369 01:39:06.880 --> 01:39:09.880 Now, I'll be funny. Now. Yeah, let's come on. 1370 01:39:10.000 --> 01:39:12.239 Come on over to patron dot com sasce a snart tank if you want to 1371 01:39:12.279 --> 01:39:14.720 ask a question. We got a bunch of you guys over here. This 1372 01:39:14.760 --> 01:39:19.399 is one that I've wanted. I wanted to bring this up because I'm annoyed 1373 01:39:19.439 --> 01:39:25.279 by this criticism that I've seen. Captain Sensible wrote in he says, hypothetical 1374 01:39:25.359 --> 01:39:29.520 question related to suicide Squad, Chris, how would you have felt if you 1375 01:39:29.640 --> 01:39:32.920 got the fourth or fifth Halo game? And suddenly Chief was a brainwashed villain 1376 01:39:33.520 --> 01:39:39.279 you have to permanently kill with no hopes of saving. This is because I 1377 01:39:40.239 --> 01:39:43.880 was talking about the Suicide Squad Killed the Justice League and how silly people were 1378 01:39:43.880 --> 01:39:49.520 being about you know, what is it to Batman's death or whatever? Can 1379 01:39:49.560 --> 01:39:58.199 I tell you Listen if they came out with Batman Arkham four, right, 1380 01:39:58.359 --> 01:40:05.520 Batman Arkham Planet, right, Arkham Planet, and the game was you are 1381 01:40:05.560 --> 01:40:13.239 the Suicide Squad and you kill Batman, that sucks, okay. But if 1382 01:40:13.279 --> 01:40:18.520 you have a game called the Suicide Squad, Kill the Justice League, kill 1383 01:40:18.600 --> 01:40:24.600 Batman. If you come out with a game that is called The Covenant Kills 1384 01:40:24.640 --> 01:40:29.359 the Master Chief, I want the Master Chief to be fucking ravaged in that 1385 01:40:29.479 --> 01:40:33.119 game, because that's the conceit. That's the whole point. If you're going 1386 01:40:33.159 --> 01:40:36.800 to do it, do it, go big or go home. If this 1387 01:40:36.840 --> 01:40:44.640 isn't like the this wasn't the fourth Arkham game, it's another game in the 1388 01:40:44.760 --> 01:40:47.600 Arkham universe. And I get it, but people acting like these are equivalent 1389 01:40:47.600 --> 01:40:53.880 scenarios are just not the same. If yeah, if a game was called, 1390 01:40:54.319 --> 01:40:56.359 you know, the Covenant Kill the master I'd be like, that's weird, 1391 01:40:56.359 --> 01:41:00.199 that's an interesting thing. I would immediately I would almost immediately conce liter 1392 01:41:00.279 --> 01:41:02.960 it. That's a side story, right, because that's what that reads like. 1393 01:41:04.079 --> 01:41:09.720 And also, guys, the Justice League isn't dead. It's the fucking 1394 01:41:09.920 --> 01:41:14.600 Justice League. They're going to bring them back for like some bullshit season or 1395 01:41:14.640 --> 01:41:15.760 like I think there's like even some stuff in the game that hints that they're 1396 01:41:15.800 --> 01:41:20.359 not even the real Justice League, because yeah, their BRAINI asqu clones and 1397 01:41:20.359 --> 01:41:24.439 what's the whole entire story of the game is pretty obvious, the BRAINI acc 1398 01:41:24.479 --> 01:41:28.359 clone. Yeah, it's it's the second the Green Lantern Ring doesn't work the 1399 01:41:28.359 --> 01:41:30.800 way that the Green Lantern Ring works. It becomes pretty fucking apparent. And 1400 01:41:30.840 --> 01:41:33.439 then everybody was writing like, oh, they don't even know the fucking characters. 1401 01:41:33.439 --> 01:41:38.600 It's like, oh you ooh, that game's so bad for so many 1402 01:41:38.600 --> 01:41:41.359 reasons. And it bothers me that the criticisms that people stick with the most 1403 01:41:41.399 --> 01:41:44.680 are like the least valid ones, or like the ones that are so subjective 1404 01:41:44.680 --> 01:41:46.000 to the point where some people could argue they're the best things about the game, 1405 01:41:46.399 --> 01:41:50.439 Like the only good thing about the game is literally the way the characters 1406 01:41:50.479 --> 01:41:55.640 interact and how they how they hint at the fact that the Justice League isn't 1407 01:41:55.680 --> 01:42:00.600 legitimate, so I don't know. Whatever. We had a game called master 1408 01:42:00.680 --> 01:42:05.640 Chief gets Killed. Like, that's interesting that title. I love that title. 1409 01:42:10.199 --> 01:42:15.199 If it's literally it was like a flat sort Yeahue gets killed and people 1410 01:42:16.720 --> 01:42:20.039 and dude, people people were talking like, well, you were angry at 1411 01:42:20.119 --> 01:42:25.000 uh Halo five because Master Chief was only in three missions out of fifteen, 1412 01:42:25.079 --> 01:42:30.800 and it's like, these are this is Halo five. This is a main 1413 01:42:31.159 --> 01:42:36.239 line sequel to the main and I, by the way, I didn't even 1414 01:42:36.239 --> 01:42:42.399 hate that other character who was support. It's actually a great example because the 1415 01:42:42.439 --> 01:42:45.399 whole conceit of that game was that you were like you were hunting down the 1416 01:42:45.399 --> 01:42:48.119 Master Chief because he was a trader, and you were going to play both 1417 01:42:48.119 --> 01:42:50.680 sides. We're going to play the Chief and then the person who tries to 1418 01:42:50.760 --> 01:42:55.039 kill him. And then the game didn't end up being that. It just 1419 01:42:55.159 --> 01:42:57.600 ended up being like master Chief is the hero and everybody loves him, and 1420 01:42:57.600 --> 01:43:00.039 I remember being like, this sucks. I wanted to try. I wanted 1421 01:43:00.039 --> 01:43:03.000 to I really did want to play as the team trying to kill the message 1422 01:43:03.880 --> 01:43:08.439 sick. That sounds dope, So like I don't know. I saw that 1423 01:43:08.479 --> 01:43:10.640 a couple of times, and like both on Sacred and on this, and 1424 01:43:10.640 --> 01:43:13.159 I was just like, listen, these are I understand. I appreciate the 1425 01:43:13.199 --> 01:43:15.640 criticism. It's a fair point, I guess, but like, I don't 1426 01:43:15.640 --> 01:43:18.720 think you're thinking deeply enough about this in the context that you're trying to. 1427 01:43:19.159 --> 01:43:25.920 Some people love characters too much. Do you think that's what's happening? Love? 1428 01:43:26.079 --> 01:43:30.239 I love spider Man. I really love Spider Man. But I realized 1429 01:43:30.479 --> 01:43:36.399 I'm not on the spectrum I think. So what happened is that when Spider 1430 01:43:36.439 --> 01:43:44.359 Man's stories change and adapt and become different things, I don't feel betrayed by 1431 01:43:44.399 --> 01:43:45.760 it. I'm like, oh, okay, cool, this will be something 1432 01:43:45.800 --> 01:43:48.079 different. It might be cool, it might be not, you know. 1433 01:43:48.479 --> 01:43:53.880 Or what happened is that I feel like a lot of people don't actually like 1434 01:43:54.039 --> 01:43:59.760 the characters. They like renditions of the characters. They get very attached to 1435 01:44:00.239 --> 01:44:06.279 Raymi Spider Man or like Spectacular spider Man without understanding these are These are characters 1436 01:44:06.319 --> 01:44:11.560 that have been on for sixty plus fucking year, Like Batman. The Batman 1437 01:44:11.640 --> 01:44:16.039 that we love is not the Batman's original character. Yeah, Superman I love 1438 01:44:16.159 --> 01:44:19.439 is not that the Spider Man I love, like for me personally, right 1439 01:44:19.479 --> 01:44:23.520 Like, I've never been a huge fan of Rami Spider Man because I think 1440 01:44:23.520 --> 01:44:27.640 that Peter's not a huge character in that thing. But what's happening is Raymie 1441 01:44:28.319 --> 01:44:32.800 knows Peter Parker from those early runs of Spider Man. He is a stan 1442 01:44:32.960 --> 01:44:39.359 Lee Spider Man fan, so he loves that version of him. I like 1443 01:44:39.439 --> 01:44:42.720 the character in general, but I'm like, oh, I have particular this 1444 01:44:42.760 --> 01:44:47.479 favorite, but I'm not gonna go ballistic change him. Spider Man has died 1445 01:44:47.560 --> 01:44:53.079 so many times. I've never been like, they fucking those podcasts, they 1446 01:44:53.239 --> 01:44:57.079 killed them. I don't think whatever, dude, that's that one's gone. 1447 01:44:57.079 --> 01:44:59.279 The Spider Man I love still always be around. I'm be honest, d 1448 01:44:59.279 --> 01:45:00.359 you, I think you're giving them too much credit. I think I really 1449 01:45:00.359 --> 01:45:04.159 do. I I don't think I think the I think the criticism that these 1450 01:45:04.159 --> 01:45:09.079 people are displaying are very shadow shallow from what I've seen, and this is 1451 01:45:09.159 --> 01:45:12.840 courses is anecdotal. But for people I know that really enjoy the Justice League 1452 01:45:13.119 --> 01:45:15.239 and that like comics and stuff like that, none of them are fucking freaking 1453 01:45:15.279 --> 01:45:20.159 out. So this is interesting, and I think this is very what I 1454 01:45:20.159 --> 01:45:24.039 feel like, and I could be wrong, but I feel like I'm almost 1455 01:45:24.079 --> 01:45:29.760 seeing yeah, yeah, I'm seeing almost a return of the upset gamer, 1456 01:45:30.399 --> 01:45:34.560 and in a way that like I just saw a post today of there's a 1457 01:45:34.680 --> 01:45:39.800 disclaimer before you play the tomb Raider remastered games, and it's like, oh, 1458 01:45:39.880 --> 01:45:42.319 some of these depictions are like fucked up. We don't condone no, 1459 01:45:42.399 --> 01:45:45.359 but here you go now. I saw this on Disney too. I was 1460 01:45:45.399 --> 01:45:48.920 watching Aladdin, and before Aladdin started it said the same fucking shit essentially, 1461 01:45:49.279 --> 01:45:51.760 and me and Judas are like, oh, that's stupid, and then we 1462 01:45:51.840 --> 01:45:56.319 enjoyed the fuck out of Aladdin. So that's a sense I saw people. 1463 01:45:56.439 --> 01:45:59.760 Also, it's also a way better alternative than you don't get to see this 1464 01:46:00.399 --> 01:46:04.119 shit. We're going to censor the ship out of this. It's just a 1465 01:46:04.159 --> 01:46:08.159 little disclaimer and I was like, oh, it's dumb, and then I 1466 01:46:08.239 --> 01:46:11.760 literally forgot about it. And then I saw this post blow up and people 1467 01:46:11.840 --> 01:46:15.720 having all this discourse about that ship, and I'm like, this reminds me 1468 01:46:15.840 --> 01:46:19.079 of that pronoun ship and Starfield, where I'm like, what the fuck are 1469 01:46:19.119 --> 01:46:25.479 you doing? Why why would you post about this? Why are you posting 1470 01:46:25.520 --> 01:46:29.079 about this, like, who gives a fuck? Is the game the same 1471 01:46:29.159 --> 01:46:33.279 or not cool? I wouldn't even think about it. I probably would have 1472 01:46:33.319 --> 01:46:36.439 even read it. It probably would have just went over my fucking head. 1473 01:46:38.279 --> 01:46:41.720 And it's just but I'm seeing people get mad about this ship, and I'm 1474 01:46:41.760 --> 01:46:45.520 like, what's going on right now? This is this We're kind of entering 1475 01:46:45.560 --> 01:46:49.319 a space right now, it seems where people the thing to me that was 1476 01:46:49.319 --> 01:46:54.359 like really annoying, Like I just don't think people know how to separate concepts 1477 01:46:54.359 --> 01:46:57.840 in there in their heads well enough when they're making criticism, Like because I 1478 01:46:57.880 --> 01:47:02.439 saw a big a big point for the suicide squad killed Justic League, It's 1479 01:47:02.439 --> 01:47:05.119 like, well, Batman should have been the hero because Batman. Why would 1480 01:47:05.119 --> 01:47:12.159 Batman? How could Batman be susceptible to Brainiac's mind control when he withstood the 1481 01:47:12.239 --> 01:47:15.720 Joker toxin in this in the Scarecrow gas or whatever. And it's like, 1482 01:47:16.439 --> 01:47:23.680 first of all, this is a fucking inter dimensional, fucking alien. I'm 1483 01:47:23.720 --> 01:47:29.159 sorry, Bruce Wayne is not just because he he he withstood gas from a 1484 01:47:29.199 --> 01:47:34.359 clown. Okay, it's these are different now, I understand. I do. 1485 01:47:34.479 --> 01:47:38.199 I do think there's a valid criticism there in the sense that it is 1486 01:47:38.359 --> 01:47:43.800 thematically kind of annoying, Like it is annoying to have like, no, 1487 01:47:44.279 --> 01:47:47.680 hold on, listen to me. I do think it's thematically unsatisfying to have 1488 01:47:47.760 --> 01:47:51.479 a Batman that his entire arc in the arch of trilogy has basically been like 1489 01:47:51.520 --> 01:47:56.199 withstanding mind control and then you have some sequel game where he just gets mind 1490 01:47:56.199 --> 01:48:00.319 controlled again. That is thematically kind of unsatisfying. But it's not that it's 1491 01:48:00.359 --> 01:48:04.479 not because it doesn't make sense. That makes perfect sense. Sure, in 1492 01:48:05.119 --> 01:48:10.079 the Ark whichever, the one that's last in the plot line, he is 1493 01:48:10.319 --> 01:48:14.800 literally going fucking crazy because of the Joker talks the whole time, right, 1494 01:48:15.199 --> 01:48:18.479 going bananas, right, right, But the whole the whole point of those 1495 01:48:18.479 --> 01:48:23.760 games is that like he oh, he's oh, you know, he overcom's 1496 01:48:23.920 --> 01:48:26.760 fighting it, but he's also a person. No, but here's what I 1497 01:48:26.800 --> 01:48:28.840 here's what I'm saying. It is. It is. What I'm saying is 1498 01:48:28.840 --> 01:48:31.159 it's it's the I do think it's thematically kind of unsatisfied to have him just 1499 01:48:31.199 --> 01:48:33.920 brainwashing the next game. I don't think it's because it doesn't make sense. 1500 01:48:34.159 --> 01:48:40.239 This is a fucking intermensional alien. A billionaire doesn't stand a chance a better 1501 01:48:41.319 --> 01:48:45.439 Batman has become a better idea. It's a better idea would have been. 1502 01:48:45.439 --> 01:48:48.000 How about you're just how about the Suicide Squad killed the Justice League and they're 1503 01:48:48.039 --> 01:48:53.439 not mind controlled and evil? How about their just how about you just play 1504 01:48:53.479 --> 01:48:58.640 the actual fucking villains and the heroes are actually good guys and you're trying to 1505 01:48:58.720 --> 01:49:01.279 kill them anyway because you're the fucking suicide Squad. What happened to that? 1506 01:49:01.000 --> 01:49:06.840 Why that's so much? It's a way better? I don't know. There's 1507 01:49:06.840 --> 01:49:11.399 the problem with this, this ship alright, the ship of the story right. 1508 01:49:12.000 --> 01:49:18.439 Batman as a character is so fucking stupid now, the fact that they've 1509 01:49:18.479 --> 01:49:26.079 built his character up to be so mother fucking ridiculous in the last like ever 1510 01:49:26.119 --> 01:49:30.760 since the Dark Knight Rises era Batman, the character has gone through such a 1511 01:49:30.199 --> 01:49:39.279 ridiculous transformation into the I win everything because I'm Batman situation that it's so obno, 1512 01:49:39.359 --> 01:49:44.840 like what God what, because he's just going to not be my controlled 1513 01:49:45.279 --> 01:49:49.479 because of what his willpower. My guy, you're a person. You are 1514 01:49:49.479 --> 01:49:56.159 a schizoph You are literally a schizophrenic. You are a psychopath. Your brain 1515 01:49:56.279 --> 01:50:00.479 is already broken, like it just this doesn't make it's only fair. It's 1516 01:50:00.800 --> 01:50:04.920 it's kind of from the he's been nerve since I was a kid man. 1517 01:50:05.399 --> 01:50:09.760 I was actually my biggest criticism of Batman was like, how the fuck does 1518 01:50:09.800 --> 01:50:13.760 he always win? And I enjoyed Batman beyond more because it made a hell 1519 01:50:13.760 --> 01:50:16.920 of a lot more sense because Terry McGinnis, Terry McGinnis would get his ass 1520 01:50:17.000 --> 01:50:21.560 kicked in every episode, and I liked it because he was very human in 1521 01:50:21.600 --> 01:50:26.560 that sense where Batman would always figure. I liked Mask of the Phantasm because 1522 01:50:26.560 --> 01:50:30.439 it was the closest other than fighting playface to where he's like he got the 1523 01:50:30.520 --> 01:50:34.439 function. He got fucked up in the Mask of the Fan by Clay Face. 1524 01:50:34.479 --> 01:50:38.000 He almost died one time in animated series. I thought that was pretty 1525 01:50:38.039 --> 01:50:41.800 cool. But he would almost always be perfect. And I and as a 1526 01:50:41.840 --> 01:50:44.640 kid, I'm a little dumb kid, and I recognize this. I'm like, 1527 01:50:44.840 --> 01:50:46.279 I'm watching Power Rangers and they get fucked up every episode, but they 1528 01:50:46.279 --> 01:50:49.159 always win because obviously, and I just kind of was like, I don't 1529 01:50:49.199 --> 01:50:54.880 like how nerf this guy is, Like he's a fucking human and he's too 1530 01:50:54.960 --> 01:50:59.239 like too smart, too calculated. It was, it was it was annoying 1531 01:50:59.479 --> 01:51:01.960 and that's actually what I liked a lot about That's actually what I liked a 1532 01:51:02.000 --> 01:51:06.159 lot about the Batman that movie with Robert Pattinson is because he's just like kind 1533 01:51:06.159 --> 01:51:10.319 of bumbling a little bit. I like it because it's the beginning of him 1534 01:51:10.359 --> 01:51:13.680 doing it and he's Fuck, he doesn't know Spanish. Bro. That broke 1535 01:51:13.760 --> 01:51:17.199 my heart. I was like, Batman doesn't know fucking Spanish, the second 1536 01:51:17.239 --> 01:51:23.720 most spoken language in America. He doesn't fucking know that. He probably knows 1537 01:51:23.880 --> 01:51:27.439 he knows how to tell his maid to leave, he knows he knows how 1538 01:51:27.479 --> 01:51:32.800 to fucking authysically fucking turn of turn of fuckingtol katana, but he doesn't know 1539 01:51:32.920 --> 01:51:36.760 Spanish. Like, what the fuck is going on? Like this? It 1540 01:51:36.840 --> 01:51:42.520 is that that is extremely stupid? Is this stuff like that? Like I've 1541 01:51:42.560 --> 01:51:44.880 been a Batman fans for a long time, right, Like I've been pre 1542 01:51:44.960 --> 01:51:47.279 crisis post crisis su Batman. I'm a fan of both of them. I 1543 01:51:47.399 --> 01:51:51.840 enjoy Batman. I enjoyed two Batman the most because he's the most like sort 1544 01:51:51.880 --> 01:51:56.279 of grounded. But then he had his moments where he like he re enters 1545 01:51:56.319 --> 01:52:00.399 the atmosphere from space and just his batsuit and It's like that's come on, 1546 01:52:00.560 --> 01:52:03.920 dude, you know. But it's like that's why I'm always like, that's 1547 01:52:03.920 --> 01:52:08.439 why I've always been like I like Spider Man more because like Spider Man gets 1548 01:52:08.520 --> 01:52:12.079 less ridiculous. For sure, Spider Man is really strong, like has cool 1549 01:52:12.119 --> 01:52:15.159 spider senses, but then like he fights someone like the lizard, he gets 1550 01:52:15.239 --> 01:52:19.680 hit like four times and his arm doesn't work because the lizard's tail broke its 1551 01:52:19.840 --> 01:52:26.159 arm or shit like that is what I like spider Man. Like Marvel gives 1552 01:52:26.159 --> 01:52:30.800 you the more humans with these abilities trying to do better, and dc' is 1553 01:52:30.840 --> 01:52:33.119 like, oh, I'm a god and then the guy that's not a god 1554 01:52:33.560 --> 01:52:38.199 is the most god likes somehow, and it's like that doesn't make any I 1555 01:52:38.239 --> 01:52:42.479 can't do this very strong. It's yeah, it's it's super You have to 1556 01:52:42.520 --> 01:52:45.000 really suspend your disbelief if you have to do it in general for everything right 1557 01:52:45.039 --> 01:52:48.640 in the comic book realm, in Superhero realm, but in for Batman in 1558 01:52:48.680 --> 01:52:54.079 particular. And I just I was so satisfied with the Arkham series before that. 1559 01:52:54.199 --> 01:52:58.479 I just I just could not. I just don't. I didn't care 1560 01:52:58.520 --> 01:53:01.399 about the outcome of this game in a way that it just I'm like, 1561 01:53:01.960 --> 01:53:05.960 it's unlike, it's kind it's it's kind of like the way I feel about 1562 01:53:08.199 --> 01:53:13.800 I don't know, almost like I guess other people would say Star Wars or 1563 01:53:13.840 --> 01:53:15.680 something where it's like this ended a long time ago for me, man, 1564 01:53:16.039 --> 01:53:20.680 like they could okay, whatever whatever new sh whenever new ship that comes out, 1565 01:53:20.720 --> 01:53:25.039 Like the Arkham game is like twenty fifteen, that was almost ten years 1566 01:53:25.039 --> 01:53:29.399 ago, Like that universe is closed to me, Like that's over, that's 1567 01:53:29.399 --> 01:53:32.079 overdone with. So if you're gonna add shit to it, you can do 1568 01:53:32.199 --> 01:53:36.239 that. But I'm immediately going to that that is extra shit. Yeah, 1569 01:53:36.239 --> 01:53:42.399 that that's bonus. That's that might as well be deleted scenes or like bonus 1570 01:53:42.399 --> 01:53:45.479 features from a DVD, right because I feel like it's just not real. 1571 01:53:45.560 --> 01:53:50.720 I like to understand this, right, Like, because they add something that 1572 01:53:50.760 --> 01:53:56.239 may have changed where your character ends up, it does not ruin the things 1573 01:53:56.239 --> 01:54:00.159 that happened before with it, Yes it does. It does it like there's 1574 01:54:00.239 --> 01:54:02.279 character, there's still your character, you know, you still have those things 1575 01:54:02.279 --> 01:54:05.279 you look back on. Finally, those games still exists. I didn't like 1576 01:54:05.319 --> 01:54:10.319 it. That's why I didn't like to think Dudam Asylum Arkham City, Arkham 1577 01:54:10.399 --> 01:54:18.920 Knight, despite the dumb car great actually actually never played the Origins Organs is. 1578 01:54:18.920 --> 01:54:23.560 Actually Origins was my funnest as far as combat goes, because when you 1579 01:54:23.560 --> 01:54:27.720 get those electric shock things, you just you're open. You're so fucking overpowered. 1580 01:54:27.760 --> 01:54:31.640 It's hilarious. It was so stupid. So there you are. You 1581 01:54:31.680 --> 01:54:34.439 are a god. Once you get those things. I think you like you 1582 01:54:34.479 --> 01:54:38.720 fight that. It's the funniest fight too. It's actually a really fun game. 1583 01:54:38.840 --> 01:54:42.000 It's actually really fun. This is the funnest fucking fight. But anyway 1584 01:54:42.640 --> 01:54:45.800 you get these shots that is so stupid, it's so funny. But anyway, 1585 01:54:45.840 --> 01:54:48.920 you get the Shottlande Like even the game is like, we can't really 1586 01:54:49.000 --> 01:54:55.600 valid how Batman beat him, but when you get that shit, you just 1587 01:54:55.760 --> 01:54:59.960 combo off that ship and it's just so destructive and satisfying in a way. 1588 01:55:00.039 --> 01:55:03.000 But anyway, and his thighs are so big for whatever reason, and Arkham 1589 01:55:03.000 --> 01:55:06.279 Origins, his thighs are almost like bigger than his torso I'm not even sure 1590 01:55:06.279 --> 01:55:11.359 why they did that, but it's a it's a fun game. But Arkham 1591 01:55:11.399 --> 01:55:13.319 City is my favorite for sure. I just go, like guys, go 1592 01:55:13.359 --> 01:55:15.119 back and play Arkham Go Go, We'll play one of them, go and 1593 01:55:15.439 --> 01:55:18.319 have fun. They're still there, dude. Yeah, they're all still there, 1594 01:55:18.359 --> 01:55:23.039 and they're all really good. They're very they're just they're all even Asylum, 1595 01:55:23.039 --> 01:55:26.479 which is like less open. It's just such a well designed, fucking 1596 01:55:26.560 --> 01:55:29.279 level based video game. I can't, I really can't. It's probably like 1597 01:55:29.279 --> 01:55:31.920 one of the one of the last of that era that like didn't jump into 1598 01:55:31.960 --> 01:55:36.359 open world immediately. That's just so fucking good. I remember playing at Target 1599 01:55:36.439 --> 01:55:39.319 yeah for the first time as a demo, and I was like, what 1600 01:55:39.359 --> 01:55:44.720 the fuck is this? That that that one specifically is It feels like the 1601 01:55:44.720 --> 01:55:46.840 most like you're playing an episode of the cartoon to me, because it's like 1602 01:55:46.840 --> 01:55:53.359 this confined kind of space. City is great and Night is great too, 1603 01:55:53.359 --> 01:55:57.880 honestly, Like I really love Night. Yeah. Yeah, let's let's let's 1604 01:55:58.359 --> 01:56:01.239 run through try let's let's get like four more and you know, well for 1605 01:56:01.359 --> 01:56:10.000 sure, all right, what the fuck is this? Man of action wrote 1606 01:56:10.039 --> 01:56:13.119 in he says hello, No, he doesn't, I just said that, 1607 01:56:13.520 --> 01:56:16.520 he says new patron here. I've been watching you guys ever since I crawled 1608 01:56:16.560 --> 01:56:20.239 out of the womb. Impossible. Uh for my question, imagine you are 1609 01:56:20.279 --> 01:56:25.239 the devil and you are tasked with creating a thematic punishment, a thematic punishment 1610 01:56:25.319 --> 01:56:28.880 for your two co hosts after they've been sent to hell for their numerous sins. 1611 01:56:29.359 --> 01:56:31.239 What punishment would you give them? Personally? I would boil Chris with 1612 01:56:31.359 --> 01:56:36.479 radiation while forcing him to listen to radioactive. That's pretty cool. That's pretty 1613 01:56:36.520 --> 01:56:42.439 cool. Make Sweeney murder people from his wait, oh, from his life 1614 01:56:42.520 --> 01:56:48.359 while feeling all their pain. That's that's bad because he has so much empathy. 1615 01:56:49.520 --> 01:56:55.399 Yeah. Sure, And Derek be fucked by an army of gay men 1616 01:56:55.439 --> 01:57:00.880 for his new numerous gay parodies. I mean I got it, yeah, 1617 01:57:00.960 --> 01:57:03.680 man, totally. After a while, I think I'll get a little loosened 1618 01:57:03.720 --> 01:57:08.000 up and I'll be like numb and ship. I'll be all right, yeah, 1619 01:57:08.079 --> 01:57:10.560 I'll be all right, like you get like hendtime mind break, but 1620 01:57:10.680 --> 01:57:15.479 like I'm killing my family and friends and you're feeling it. I don't know, 1621 01:57:17.960 --> 01:57:21.520 trying to think of I feel like that's like what you described is too 1622 01:57:21.560 --> 01:57:26.520 good. That yeah, that one particularly is fantastic. The radio I like 1623 01:57:26.560 --> 01:57:30.840 the I like the radiation with radioactive. That's pretty good. It's not bad. 1624 01:57:31.159 --> 01:57:35.199 Like what what what top that, though, what is Chris can't stand 1625 01:57:35.439 --> 01:57:40.319 because pretty good, you should You probably shouldn't have included that ship because now 1626 01:57:40.359 --> 01:57:44.319 we can't be creative. I would too, Yeah, I would have Chris 1627 01:57:44.319 --> 01:57:48.680 stuck in an auditorium around a bunch of people that really love anime and they 1628 01:57:48.680 --> 01:57:53.520 would constantly keep talking to him about anime, and Chris the whole time I 1629 01:57:53.520 --> 01:57:57.920 has used the bathroom and he's trying to talk to about something other than anect 1630 01:57:58.039 --> 01:58:00.119 talking about the bathroom. But they all they do what they go back and 1631 01:58:00.199 --> 01:58:09.439 talking about anime and they can't harm over them yourself. You can't overstate I 1632 01:58:09.479 --> 01:58:13.279 overstate my hatred of anime. I haven't really said the bunch of the cringest 1633 01:58:13.319 --> 01:58:15.600 ones too. And you're like trying to like, hey, guys, I 1634 01:58:15.680 --> 01:58:17.880 need to figure out where the bathroom is, and you you can't get out 1635 01:58:17.920 --> 01:58:20.720 of them, and you try to pee yourself and you can't pee yourself, 1636 01:58:20.880 --> 01:58:25.720 and you're like, what's going on? I can't pee myself? Someone tell 1637 01:58:25.800 --> 01:58:28.279 me where the bathroom is. Oh dude, that's kind of like that. 1638 01:58:28.279 --> 01:58:31.920 That is kind of a hell, like like having to like having to pee 1639 01:58:31.960 --> 01:58:41.720 and then trying and then it doesn't ye oh man forever. That sucks. 1640 01:58:43.119 --> 01:58:44.880 Yeah, I don't know. The bathroom is like, we don't know what 1641 01:58:44.920 --> 01:58:46.920 they just talk talking to you about this dumb ass show. You shouldn't you 1642 01:58:46.920 --> 01:58:51.159 shouldn't have contributed your thing, because now I like, I can't. I'm 1643 01:58:51.159 --> 01:58:58.359 so fixated on on what what you've said as like the best possible version of 1644 01:58:58.399 --> 01:59:00.680 any of our answers that like, I can't, I can't think of anything. 1645 01:59:00.279 --> 01:59:09.319 I kind of got one for swing. So it's Groundhog's Day essentially, 1646 01:59:09.399 --> 01:59:13.840 He's gonna repeat this forever where you wake up in the morning, you hop 1647 01:59:13.880 --> 01:59:17.239 on Lively. Lively still a thing, but the FBI bust in your room 1648 01:59:18.079 --> 01:59:23.039 and you look at your screen and it's just nothing but child porn, like 1649 01:59:23.079 --> 01:59:26.920 it's just child man. And they have these new laws where it's like it 1650 01:59:27.039 --> 01:59:30.800 immediately executed if you're found the child porn. And so you literally are about 1651 01:59:31.000 --> 01:59:33.640 you know, you're you're thrown in prison. They you know, they scrub 1652 01:59:33.680 --> 01:59:36.880 you down and put your things on, you get raped, and then literally 1653 01:59:36.920 --> 01:59:42.239 at the end of the day, silently, at the end of the day, 1654 01:59:42.800 --> 01:59:45.319 they strap you with the electric chair and then as soon as they you 1655 01:59:45.399 --> 01:59:48.880 know, you feel the slight little shock, then you wake up again and 1656 01:59:48.960 --> 01:59:54.600 then it just starts over. But here's the thing, you're aware of it. 1657 01:59:54.800 --> 01:59:59.720 You're fucking aware that it happens so like, but you can't escape because 1658 01:59:59.720 --> 02:00:03.479 you it up and you try to run out the door. The fucking FBI 1659 02:00:03.680 --> 02:00:09.199 is right there to arrestue, and they find the childboard still you know, 1660 02:00:09.279 --> 02:00:12.520 maybe magazines in your pocket or whatever. It just anyway, they're gonna keep 1661 02:00:12.520 --> 02:00:16.840 training myself. I would just start trying to like some psychotical trade myself, 1662 02:00:17.000 --> 02:00:19.640 because like, imagine you go through like a expence, you like, you 1663 02:00:19.720 --> 02:00:24.319 like somehow kill the SWAT members, you like get out the city and all 1664 02:00:24.359 --> 02:00:27.159 this ship, and you're just like, oh my god, every day you 1665 02:00:27.239 --> 02:00:32.039 keep getting further and further outlaw. I'm so outlawed. Now I ate three 1666 02:00:32.079 --> 02:00:38.920 SWAP members. Now what do I do? You survived for years, you 1667 02:00:38.960 --> 02:00:43.600 know, but then eventually you're out of old again. I'm not person an 1668 02:00:44.039 --> 02:00:51.479 old age. I die back like fucking bed mother. That wud be so 1669 02:00:51.520 --> 02:00:55.000 amazing. Remember half the ship I did that time to get out of here. 1670 02:00:55.279 --> 02:00:58.279 At least you can mitigate it. At least you can mitigate it. 1671 02:00:58.279 --> 02:01:00.640 You can like die of old age and then it's arts over. You're like, 1672 02:01:00.840 --> 02:01:04.520 fuck, I got like the techniques you used to get out of there. 1673 02:01:04.840 --> 02:01:11.079 You lived so long you forgot them, you know, So now you 1674 02:01:11.159 --> 02:01:15.079 gotta fucking you gotta go through at least a few more months of this happening 1675 02:01:15.159 --> 02:01:18.640 immediately, Like so you get how to do it. That's so funny. 1676 02:01:18.680 --> 02:01:21.760 You forget, you forget, you forget that this is even gonna happen. 1677 02:01:21.840 --> 02:01:27.680 You're like, you live kid, you had you loved ship, they die, 1678 02:01:29.399 --> 02:01:33.600 Wake up for the fucking FBI just out your door. Just crazy fuck 1679 02:01:34.479 --> 02:01:39.119 all right, yeah, let's let's let's move on. Let us let me 1680 02:01:39.279 --> 02:01:45.159 in Hello, We'll do two quick ones. Griffin, Uh, what is 1681 02:01:45.199 --> 02:01:51.960 it? Griffith on Griffin on Nathaniel. Nathaniel wrote in Hottie Boys, you 1682 02:01:53.000 --> 02:01:57.520 each get to remove one genre of person furry, crypto, bro, grifter, 1683 02:01:57.960 --> 02:02:00.359 reddit, mod et cetera. They don't die anything, They just stop 1684 02:02:00.439 --> 02:02:02.920 being like that and no one else becomes like that. Who are you fixing, 1685 02:02:04.439 --> 02:02:08.159 grif Yeah, yeah, it's gotta be a grifter. You would save 1686 02:02:08.239 --> 02:02:10.600 you would save STU, would change so many things about the world. You 1687 02:02:10.600 --> 02:02:14.720 know. Lobbyists, Every lobbyist gets shot in the mouth immediately, I would 1688 02:02:15.520 --> 02:02:18.079 lobbyists aren't. Lobbyists suck, but they're not. They don't do as much 1689 02:02:18.159 --> 02:02:23.079 damage as scripters do. I think sincerely disagree that, and I did that. 1690 02:02:23.119 --> 02:02:26.159 I read it hard to disagree, but I think, why do you 1691 02:02:26.159 --> 02:02:32.960 disagree? Why do you disagree? Because lobby? What because you can lobby 1692 02:02:33.239 --> 02:02:38.720 is the lobby lobbyists have done to the America, all those fucking gun total 1693 02:02:38.880 --> 02:02:41.840 idiots that are like, yeah, we'll just pay you some money and keep 1694 02:02:41.880 --> 02:02:45.439 guns good, keep guns circulating around. Right. But but I would argue 1695 02:02:45.439 --> 02:02:47.159 the reason people are able to do that in the first place is because it 1696 02:02:47.560 --> 02:02:51.960 is because of misinformation. Like see the thing The thing about it is, 1697 02:02:53.000 --> 02:02:56.079 like I do, I think ultimately lobbyists suck, right, But you can 1698 02:02:56.079 --> 02:02:59.840 also lobby for good things, of course, like you can lobby for positive 1699 02:02:59.840 --> 02:03:02.439 things. I don't think you can really, I mean you, I mean 1700 02:03:02.960 --> 02:03:06.640 you absolutely, Like have you ever negotiated for like a raise for yourself? 1701 02:03:06.680 --> 02:03:10.720 It's like that's like a form of this is these are not lobby No, 1702 02:03:10.760 --> 02:03:13.560 but listen, listen, you're not listening. It's not inherently like lobbying by 1703 02:03:13.560 --> 02:03:17.960 itself is not inherently like that's not inherently a problem, isn't inherently evil, 1704 02:03:18.199 --> 02:03:21.720 But I feel like it's only ever been used to do bad shit. I 1705 02:03:21.720 --> 02:03:25.399 don't know, there's only so many lobbyists. There's so many grifters, I 1706 02:03:25.399 --> 02:03:27.880 think. I think, like the idea. The problem with grifters is that 1707 02:03:27.960 --> 02:03:32.840 like a grifter will convert somebody into an undying sickophant of someone who will lobby 1708 02:03:34.319 --> 02:03:36.880 like these are people who, like they spread It's so much worse to spread 1709 02:03:36.920 --> 02:03:42.520 misinformation for financial gain than it is to just you know, you know, 1710 02:03:43.000 --> 02:03:45.880 advocate for something like I don't know, I yeah, I guess you can. 1711 02:03:45.640 --> 02:03:47.720 You stop the problem, you nip it in the butt. If you 1712 02:03:47.800 --> 02:03:56.119 get rid of the grifters to where they people won't be susceptible to the lobbyists, 1713 02:03:56.199 --> 02:03:58.920 or at least, you know, people in the government would be susceptible 1714 02:03:58.960 --> 02:04:01.079 still because again a lot of money he waited them. But then the people 1715 02:04:01.640 --> 02:04:12.239 would the people, they would be like right exactly, you know, and 1716 02:04:12.439 --> 02:04:19.439 uh bitch big And last one Lexi wrote and says, hey, baby boys, 1717 02:04:19.439 --> 02:04:21.000 I just saw a rise against on tour for the first time, and 1718 02:04:21.000 --> 02:04:24.560 honestly have to say It's been my favoritencert experience of all the time blew me 1719 02:04:24.560 --> 02:04:28.239 away and the U and the indifferent friend I dragged along has now been converted 1720 02:04:28.279 --> 02:04:30.680 to a full believer. My question is this, what show or event have 1721 02:04:30.760 --> 02:04:34.560 you been dragged to that you were not interested in but ended up being a 1722 02:04:34.680 --> 02:04:42.359 huge fan of that. I want to see Paramo for Riot, and I 1723 02:04:42.439 --> 02:04:45.800 was like, this is awesome. I wish I would have saw a paramorpho 1724 02:04:48.600 --> 02:04:53.239 bitch a niggers. I don't think I I don't think I've ever I don't 1725 02:04:53.239 --> 02:04:58.600 think I've ever went to a show that I wasn't a fan of, you 1726 02:04:58.640 --> 02:05:01.119 know, like, I've never been dragged to a concert that I didn't already 1727 02:05:01.319 --> 02:05:08.960 explicitly want to go to. I got hauled off to that concert. It 1728 02:05:08.960 --> 02:05:12.239 was a girl I liked. I was like, I gotta swim with me 1729 02:05:12.239 --> 02:05:14.840 in Twilight though as well too, Like a lot of the things I like 1730 02:05:15.520 --> 02:05:19.239 is because girls liked it, And I knew that since girls liked it, 1731 02:05:19.319 --> 02:05:24.199 I have to I have to find a way and in to talk to these 1732 02:05:24.199 --> 02:05:28.119 bitches. So I would like watch all this shit or go to these things. 1733 02:05:28.640 --> 02:05:31.600 And I'm like, fuck, I actually like this and now my girlfriend's 1734 02:05:31.600 --> 02:05:34.319 like, why do you like that stuff? And I'm like, don't worry 1735 02:05:34.399 --> 02:05:38.960 about it. Is that take way too long for me to explain to you 1736 02:05:39.560 --> 02:05:43.960 what I enjoy Twilight so much more than you do, but as much as 1737 02:05:44.000 --> 02:05:46.520 you do. Like that's like every month or so we watch those movies together 1738 02:05:46.520 --> 02:05:51.439 and laugh at them. Dude, the code is so good is I would 1739 02:05:51.520 --> 02:05:58.279 say that movie is so stupid. You gotta you gotta sift through two hours 1740 02:05:58.279 --> 02:06:03.640 of idiocy for four minutes of a good son that is true. Yeah, 1741 02:06:03.760 --> 02:06:05.840 I don't know, Maybe I need to watch this movie. I hadn't seen 1742 02:06:05.880 --> 02:06:10.680 them since they I don't know, since the I think one of them was 1743 02:06:10.720 --> 02:06:12.880 in a dollar theater. I saw one of them, I think the third 1744 02:06:12.880 --> 02:06:14.800 one. Yeah, I saw a third one dollar theater. My friend, 1745 02:06:15.239 --> 02:06:19.399 my jackass friend, threw a soda at the fucking screed and then so it 1746 02:06:19.439 --> 02:06:27.359 was just a spot splast on this. That is crazy stupid. I couldn't 1747 02:06:27.359 --> 02:06:30.760 believe that he did that. I wonder if he remembers that ship. I 1748 02:06:30.760 --> 02:06:32.800 gotta, I gotta hit him up. Can you remember when you fucking did 1749 02:06:32.800 --> 02:06:41.039 this piece of shit? I've never done anything like that before. Wild all 1750 02:06:41.119 --> 02:06:44.840 right, that's scream. I want to scream the N word during a movie, 1751 02:06:45.840 --> 02:06:48.920 like while it's like while it's hot up screw like like like a slave 1752 02:06:49.000 --> 02:06:54.079 movie too, like while everything's happening it like right before the character says that's 1753 02:06:54.079 --> 02:06:56.760 gonna say it, I set up in screaming. Well, yeah, don't 1754 02:06:56.760 --> 02:07:00.279 worry either. There's always at least one slave movie a year. Yeah, 1755 02:07:00.640 --> 02:07:04.680 you can like seventeen years slave or something forty five years slave. Can you 1756 02:07:04.680 --> 02:07:09.199 imagine if they just did one, like every sequel is like one more year, 1757 02:07:09.680 --> 02:07:12.439 like one more year in the character's life. No, it's like thirteen 1758 02:07:12.520 --> 02:07:15.720 years a slave, fourteen years of slave, and then they come out once 1759 02:07:15.760 --> 02:07:21.720 a year. It's like fucking It's like Saw essentially. So that dude, 1760 02:07:21.720 --> 02:07:27.279 that movie was so sad. Dude, that was so I saw. I 1761 02:07:27.319 --> 02:07:35.119 saw it was so sad. Oh oh god. I was like, how 1762 02:07:35.159 --> 02:07:40.359 many saws are there? Have it rough? Yeah? Ya have it real? 1763 02:07:40.439 --> 02:07:43.840 Obviously? How many saws have? How many saws have you seen? 1764 02:07:44.239 --> 02:07:46.800 I've seen seen I've seen three. I've seen saw one, I saw saw 1765 02:07:46.840 --> 02:07:50.840 two, I saw saw three, I've definitely seen Saw four, But I 1766 02:07:50.880 --> 02:07:55.279 don't know if I saw saw five. I Saw six one. I've definitely 1767 02:07:55.359 --> 02:07:59.399 seen one of those sauce movies. Yeah, I don't think I've ever seen 1768 02:07:59.479 --> 02:08:03.119 Saw. Oh, I think I think I not all in, not in 1769 02:08:03.159 --> 02:08:05.880 its entirety, like I've seen I Saw one or two because I saw, 1770 02:08:07.560 --> 02:08:15.159 I saw Saw that I've seen, but I haven't seen. Let's move on. 1771 02:08:16.920 --> 02:08:22.119 Definitely got the credit, but I don't remember seeing Saw, at least 1772 02:08:22.159 --> 02:08:26.159 the way I remember saw. You saw I saw? Because remember there's all 1773 02:08:26.159 --> 02:08:39.960 the Saws in the spiral. I saw the Saw prequel. See that could 1774 02:08:41.000 --> 02:08:45.840 have been what the Chris Rock one was se No, that would have been 1775 02:08:45.880 --> 02:08:52.039 seen. That would have been seen with a black character. Let's read the 1776 02:08:52.279 --> 02:08:56.880 credits. Let's get the fun out of here. Thank you for watching or 1777 02:08:56.920 --> 02:09:00.399 listening or however whatever it is. Remember to leave us some fucking reviews on 1778 02:09:00.479 --> 02:09:03.119 these god forsaken podcast services. Don't make me come to your house and trip 1779 02:09:03.159 --> 02:09:07.520 you down the stairs. Mostly probably don't have stairs. It's a dire time 1780 02:09:07.560 --> 02:09:11.720 out there. Yeah, but you know, we'll move on. These are 1781 02:09:11.720 --> 02:09:18.439 our twenty five dollars up patrons. These are our warriors who keep us trucking 1782 02:09:18.199 --> 02:09:26.960 all right. Yeah, dunk Kashion three two one, Nick Jackal to the 1783 02:09:28.000 --> 02:09:33.960 tune of Marshall Mathers. You see, I'm a fucking f slur. I 1784 02:09:33.119 --> 02:09:37.079 fuck the regular guys. I like to ride till they bust me up, 1785 02:09:37.239 --> 02:09:43.960 bust up in me. I don't think I know what just Marshall Mathers, 1786 02:09:43.640 --> 02:09:48.880 I'm just making the guy. Why all the fuss about me? Okay, 1787 02:09:48.960 --> 02:09:52.359 yeah, yeah, I don't. I don't really like that song honestly for 1788 02:09:52.439 --> 02:09:54.199 real, but yeah, I think it's I mean, I don't hate it, 1789 02:09:54.239 --> 02:09:58.039 but it's not one that I it's not one that I jump to. 1790 02:09:58.119 --> 02:10:00.479 You know. That's actually one of my favorites on there, hold on one. 1791 02:10:01.000 --> 02:10:03.760 I like, we say it's been a while slur for no fucking reason 1792 02:10:03.800 --> 02:10:07.760 in the middle of the song, and it's like my favorite part. It's 1793 02:10:07.800 --> 02:10:11.439 like my favorite. And then he just says it, and I'm like, 1794 02:10:13.239 --> 02:10:16.000 why did he say that? I think there's like a quota or something. 1795 02:10:16.439 --> 02:10:24.239 It's I miss old m bro missed like Grant. Almost when I get probably 1796 02:10:24.319 --> 02:10:26.680 saying that, now, I'm probably saying I missed that eminem and then I'll 1797 02:10:26.720 --> 02:10:30.119 hear it, I'll be like, this is a bit much. But yeah, 1798 02:10:30.680 --> 02:10:37.720 when he talks about whatever. Almost I just lost all my lot. 1799 02:10:37.039 --> 02:10:41.680 I was gonna do some improper thing, and I immediately lost all interests because 1800 02:10:41.680 --> 02:10:45.520 I'm so it's so late and I'm so hungry. Gay Nard war goes gluck 1801 02:10:45.560 --> 02:10:48.359 gluck gluck gluck walk Why I don't know. I don't know. How do 1802 02:10:48.479 --> 02:10:52.520 you make the names longer? It won't let me? Thanks Jack, the 1803 02:10:52.520 --> 02:11:00.640 world's flattest Maori. I don't know a fattest maori A realistic arts game where 1804 02:11:00.640 --> 02:11:03.960 you have to hand to write letters to the families of your fallen soldiers. 1805 02:11:05.239 --> 02:11:09.560 That's crazy, Holy ship, that'd be a wild But I could see, 1806 02:11:09.640 --> 02:11:11.720 honestly, I could see like Kajima doing that and like Meddle your solid five 1807 02:11:11.800 --> 02:11:16.239 or whatever like that seems like a very You gotta write like you gotta you 1808 02:11:16.319 --> 02:11:22.880 gotta file insurance and fucking and the people you try to what is it called 1809 02:11:22.880 --> 02:11:24.840 when you like you knock people, you take them to the air, they 1810 02:11:24.920 --> 02:11:30.000 just get fulton, Yeah, fulton, Fulton. You fall people when they 1811 02:11:30.039 --> 02:11:33.119 die in the middle of that, you gotta write out their tax forms and 1812 02:11:33.279 --> 02:11:37.680 send an apology to their family members. God that I would play the shot 1813 02:11:37.680 --> 02:11:41.159 out of that cornhole me Dutch, big meaty stinks Andy, the man who's 1814 02:11:41.359 --> 02:11:45.439 handies are stre and Dandy, The Chiefs, Gang Bang Taylor Swift. Okay, 1815 02:11:45.439 --> 02:11:48.119 fine, hell with that. Much like Julia Louie drypiss. They just 1816 02:11:48.199 --> 02:11:54.800 have pointy chins. I can imagine them tossing tailors in their bro pizza Bro 1817 02:11:56.199 --> 02:11:58.239 you know what they do. I have a pointy chin. I feel like 1818 02:11:58.279 --> 02:12:01.279 I don't have a pointy chin, don't you. But I don't know if 1819 02:12:01.279 --> 02:12:05.880 it's pointy of a pointy gin. Is it like pointy or is its sharp? 1820 02:12:05.359 --> 02:12:09.600 Is a different jagged? It's not like a jagged chin, not like 1821 02:12:09.640 --> 02:12:13.359 a dorito or something. All Right, yeah, okay, good as long 1822 02:12:13.359 --> 02:12:20.520 as I'm not a dorito. Uh Heath Heath only getting a warning for doing 1823 02:12:20.600 --> 02:12:28.159 one twenty and seventy five. Oh Devin sucking eleven. He's just another gay 1824 02:12:28.199 --> 02:12:31.159 hole about to be white again, sucking eleven. I don't get Is he 1825 02:12:31.239 --> 02:12:37.760 sucking that chick from that what's that show called again? Oh Stranger Thing? 1826 02:12:37.880 --> 02:12:39.880 Yeah? Yeah, yeah, is that what he means? I hope, 1827 02:12:39.039 --> 02:12:43.000 I mean, I hope it's that. I hope it's in the later season. 1828 02:12:43.399 --> 02:12:50.960 Uh Jesus fucking Christ. Drizzy Drizzy Drake's drizzler. Did Sweeney get his 1829 02:12:52.079 --> 02:12:56.439 curtains delivered by camel? Yet he did? He did? Recording this, 1830 02:12:56.560 --> 02:13:01.880 we're recording this at night, so it doesn't really matter, but I like, 1831 02:13:01.199 --> 02:13:05.079 I do like that this is like against his curtains. They don't matter. 1832 02:13:07.239 --> 02:13:11.039 Recording schedule. There's our recording schedule. We record a fucking nine o'clock 1833 02:13:11.039 --> 02:13:15.000 at night. Homeless transferm who has a town insider made her calm on her 1834 02:13:15.000 --> 02:13:22.359 period standing ovation. That is whoa are you under the look? I don't 1835 02:13:22.359 --> 02:13:31.439 know why the why are you under the impression that that is difficult? Isn't 1836 02:13:31.439 --> 02:13:37.079 that the easiest? Isn't that the easiest time? I guess so right, 1837 02:13:39.119 --> 02:13:45.640 don't like me? That's true. I forgot. I forgot. I wouldn't 1838 02:13:45.680 --> 02:13:50.880 know. I only forgot about that. Chris, my bad, I forgot 1839 02:13:50.880 --> 02:13:56.359 that. Put your situation. I know you, Chris. Try the drag. 1840 02:13:56.039 --> 02:14:01.960 Try the Dragon Dragon a rock mod for Skyrim Survival. I will not 1841 02:14:03.079 --> 02:14:09.800 extremely powerful drugs. I don't know. I'm not I'm not a modern really 1842 02:14:09.199 --> 02:14:13.640 like I don't know. Like I'm mod for funny reasons, you know, 1843 02:14:13.720 --> 02:14:16.560 like I don't mod like for like, oh, I want to add a 1844 02:14:16.600 --> 02:14:22.560 mechanic that isn't in the game because I'm too I'm too aware of when something 1845 02:14:22.800 --> 02:14:26.039 isn't intrinsically in the game, and it makes everything feel jank to me. 1846 02:14:26.520 --> 02:14:28.000 It makes certain things. It's like, oh, that feels jank. It's 1847 02:14:28.000 --> 02:14:31.600 not supposed to be here. Mmm, it's not what it was designed for. 1848 02:14:31.279 --> 02:14:35.000 I don't know. Yeah, I'm eventually modded my scarm my time I 1849 02:14:35.000 --> 02:14:39.720 played the like, I like triple the enemy, like density of the of 1850 02:14:39.760 --> 02:14:43.600 the like the open world that is crazy and that was fun. How many 1851 02:14:43.600 --> 02:14:48.079 times did you get mogged by fucking wolves or skivers? Bro? Literally, 1852 02:14:48.119 --> 02:14:52.119 I would shoot I would shoot the sun out with the fucking bow and it'd 1853 02:14:52.119 --> 02:14:56.000 be like three vampires running up and down. Every time it was same, 1854 02:14:58.119 --> 02:15:01.039 and I couldn't kill a whole of them. I just other than strong enoughs. 1855 02:15:01.279 --> 02:15:05.760 I'd kill one and I would leave down and it'd be a mess when 1856 02:15:05.800 --> 02:15:11.560 I dude, I have to say, shooting the bow at the moon in 1857 02:15:11.640 --> 02:15:15.560 Skyrim and having that whole thing happen is probably one of the coolest things that 1858 02:15:15.600 --> 02:15:18.960 I've I can remember from video games. It's definitely something that never happened, 1859 02:15:20.000 --> 02:15:22.039 Like you can't do that in games moment. Yeah, I was like, 1860 02:15:22.920 --> 02:15:28.199 I was like, this is fucking so cool. But uh I love that 1861 02:15:28.279 --> 02:15:31.840 game. God, yeah, it's good. Are we smoking? We smoking 1862 02:15:31.920 --> 02:15:33.600 Usain Bolt, Dick, Toby Keith be like Ian as alive as I once 1863 02:15:33.760 --> 02:15:37.800 was. Fuck it, carry on with the Briton slander. Shit sucks here, 1864 02:15:37.880 --> 02:15:39.199 mister pants Chris, I'm going to use you as a condier when I 1865 02:15:39.279 --> 02:15:45.279 fucking Sween's ass a jar ass baller of the first sin Spum befutters going down 1866 02:15:45.279 --> 02:15:48.560 on Chunley like Ed eating his mattress, starting with the toes, stopping at 1867 02:15:48.560 --> 02:15:52.760 the hips. Jolly old dipshit. I'm sorry, mama. I never meant 1868 02:15:52.760 --> 02:15:54.800 to hurt you. I never meant to make you cry. But tonight I'm 1869 02:15:54.800 --> 02:16:05.199 doing nine to eleven. I do like the ones that are just mostly the 1870 02:16:05.319 --> 02:16:09.159 song and then the end is and then it's just some bullshit. I like 1871 02:16:09.239 --> 02:16:16.640 the laziness inherent to that. But there's there's it makes it. It makes 1872 02:16:16.640 --> 02:16:18.800 the punchline. It makes the punchline stand out. Once had a cock up 1873 02:16:18.800 --> 02:16:22.920 to my jaw. They said I wasn't gonna suck it to for laser pistol 1874 02:16:24.039 --> 02:16:28.439 typher Ciphergraph, Gay Peter Parker be like, I'm gonna put some dick in 1875 02:16:28.479 --> 02:16:35.399 your mouth. Cracker Rot, Nigita and Piccholo team up to fight Majen Jew. 1876 02:16:35.879 --> 02:16:39.639 Yes, sir, yes, I like that. One another one, 1877 02:16:41.120 --> 02:16:46.040 another one about to bust, another one about to bust, and another fat 1878 02:16:46.159 --> 02:16:50.639 dong and another fat dog, another one about to bust. That's pretty good. 1879 02:16:50.680 --> 02:16:56.559 There's something workable in there. Ganda trunk driving a four one fifty while 1880 02:16:56.559 --> 02:17:00.280 the fellowship gets hot and steamy in the back. Ah my name, calm 1881 02:17:00.280 --> 02:17:01.239 more you alright, I'm gonna need a jug for all this squore, and 1882 02:17:01.280 --> 02:17:07.319 I'm about to be produced. I'm one two three men at the door. 1883 02:17:07.639 --> 02:17:11.000 One cock two cock, three cock four four cock, three cock two cock 1884 02:17:11.159 --> 02:17:16.440 one Your cock is cock, your cock's comb. That's pretty good. That's 1885 02:17:16.479 --> 02:17:20.760 not bad at all, man, that's good. That's the idea of people 1886 02:17:20.799 --> 02:17:28.879 calling their friends the fellowship like today, yeah, like what you're going out 1887 02:17:28.879 --> 02:17:33.159 with just me and a fellowship fellowship. I do like when we had designations 1888 02:17:33.200 --> 02:17:35.040 for what do you remember when we all lived like pretty much adjacent to each 1889 02:17:35.040 --> 02:17:41.360 other. Yeah, and we had like designations like this this is this is 1890 02:17:41.559 --> 02:17:46.479 well we had like this is uh this bay that was Beta house or whatever, 1891 02:17:46.600 --> 02:17:50.040 Like Joe's house was Beta house, and we had an Alpha house, 1892 02:17:50.520 --> 02:17:54.600 but no one ever called it as Alpha house. We just called them Beta 1893 02:17:54.639 --> 02:18:01.760 House. Sweety's superpower is being com running back to tank of com, Caucasian 1894 02:18:01.799 --> 02:18:03.360 container, the cracker belt for Gaye, Donald Trump burping on Dom's clit, 1895 02:18:05.719 --> 02:18:11.440 clamming open your eyelids to come on their eyeballs. Uh. We found love 1896 02:18:11.479 --> 02:18:18.239 in a homo place. She pipkin on my pip up possum can't smell, 1897 02:18:18.319 --> 02:18:20.000 and Chris is kind of right. You gotta fat cock. I got, 1898 02:18:20.559 --> 02:18:24.319 I gotta plan to bust in a queer. Been working at the penis store, 1899 02:18:24.479 --> 02:18:28.319 managed spray a little bit of cummie. I don't know, man, 1900 02:18:28.360 --> 02:18:31.040 I don't even know what it's being said anymore, average clit energy. What 1901 02:18:31.200 --> 02:18:35.840 starts with my hellcat is a push to start and ends with er. Uh. 1902 02:18:37.360 --> 02:18:39.639 Just the hard R star coffee e Yo. I can work on gangs, 1903 02:18:39.680 --> 02:18:46.040 the quest, New York State Police can gargle, Rancid com smaller and 1904 02:18:46.079 --> 02:18:48.159 the cultural war soldiers. I stopped paying my rent so I could be a 1905 02:18:48.200 --> 02:18:54.280 real fan transferm Gremlin exposing people with lactose intolerance to ninety million rodgens of ionizing 1906 02:18:54.360 --> 02:19:00.200 radiation. Yush not Vin Penn angelic DM. So take your clothes off, 1907 02:19:00.239 --> 02:19:01.360 get on the get your face on the floor. They won't leave you alone 1908 02:19:01.360 --> 02:19:07.120 their elbow deep Craig the Canadian Richard Fisting, the unread question and the unread 1909 02:19:07.200 --> 02:19:09.399 question. It's your boy, Shawny d Jinky's Velma. We like can't call 1910 02:19:09.440 --> 02:19:13.280 Asian people that anymore, Man Ben and Jerry's Funky Monkey. I live in 1911 02:19:13.360 --> 02:19:18.239 Philly and everything you guys said is true. Just look up Kensington Beach two 1912 02:19:18.239 --> 02:19:22.680 fifteen on Instagram. There are human anuses that theoretically can fit a toaster inside 1913 02:19:22.719 --> 02:19:30.959 them. That's not conjecture, that's math. Well wow, that's pretty cool. 1914 02:19:31.639 --> 02:19:33.399 Eva Kingston can fit a toaster up his ass. Yeah, I really 1915 02:19:33.479 --> 02:19:41.559 can't. I promise you you can. I can tell you factually from practice. 1916 02:19:41.559 --> 02:19:43.559 I can't. How much you want to bed? How much you want 1917 02:19:43.559 --> 02:19:46.559 to bed? I how about you bet? If you if you all right, 1918 02:19:46.840 --> 02:19:50.600 let's make it interesting. If you can't, if you can't, shove 1919 02:19:50.600 --> 02:19:54.159 a toaster up your up your ass. The penalty for that is you have 1920 02:19:54.200 --> 02:19:58.079 to shove a toaster up your ass. If you can and you prove that 1921 02:19:58.120 --> 02:20:07.879 you can, you won't have to shut up, shut up. Excellent, 1922 02:20:09.319 --> 02:20:13.079 sir, alright, three XO inventing you know my rebuttal to that is, 1923 02:20:13.239 --> 02:20:18.120 you're gay. Three XO inventing a new sect of Islam where you would get 1924 02:20:18.200 --> 02:20:20.920 twenty seventy two fan boys after blowing up the bathroom, slurp and stroke and 1925 02:20:20.959 --> 02:20:24.200 smoking, joking and Moticon's going like this. Drip mh, Lord of homeless 1926 02:20:24.280 --> 02:20:26.079 Drip. I walk a lonely road, the only one that I have ever 1927 02:20:26.159 --> 02:20:28.559 known. Don't know where it goes, but it's only me, and I'm 1928 02:20:28.639 --> 02:20:35.319 fucking gay. Obi wonha blow me. Norwegian game dev is fucking the cheeks 1929 02:20:35.319 --> 02:20:41.959 off men. God whoa off them? Kremlin, the Gremlin, Kremmel de 1930 02:20:43.000 --> 02:20:48.799 Gremlin, Himothy McVeigh, I'm gonna steal your bones. They were made in 1931 02:20:48.799 --> 02:20:54.680 a factory, a bomb factory. They're bombs, the bombs. That is 1932 02:20:54.719 --> 02:20:56.959 one that is probably one of my favorite quotes ever from Swungeboab. I think, 1933 02:20:58.879 --> 02:21:01.639 oh, these pies, they were made in a they were made in 1934 02:21:01.680 --> 02:21:09.879 a factory, a bomb factory. They're bombs like the lower crazy their bombs, 1935 02:21:11.440 --> 02:21:18.159 their bombs. That's a man telling you that's not some fucking cartoon fish. 1936 02:21:18.239 --> 02:21:26.879 That's fucking Carson. Uh see Carmine's niece getting dawned on avvy. I 1937 02:21:26.879 --> 02:21:28.959 don't know who, I don't know enough of. I don't know if the 1938 02:21:30.000 --> 02:21:33.920 extended Lord even though if that's even a real character Avvy Agazing, the the 1939 02:21:35.079 --> 02:21:46.520 Agazing Spider trans two, the a Gazing. Uh yeah, Derek, do 1940 02:21:46.639 --> 02:21:52.000 a little do a Chunley cosplay, then a mega costplay, then finally and 1941 02:21:52.239 --> 02:21:58.479 a street fighter women tier list wage slave. That's a wage five eighty three 1942 02:21:58.600 --> 02:22:01.479 A sad guy from Michigan. Can I get a dick pic with your grace 1943 02:22:01.520 --> 02:22:05.639 weatpants on and one without them? Can I also get three picks of your 1944 02:22:05.639 --> 02:22:09.440 dick in any position? Also? Uh? And it ends? Uh? 1945 02:22:09.319 --> 02:22:13.799 The Puppini Brothers in Portium, Black gay Son, won't you come and thrust 1946 02:22:13.840 --> 02:22:18.079 away the distraight Donkerson installing a faulty neural link in Chris's head that plays thunder 1947 02:22:18.120 --> 02:22:20.719 on repeat? You got to play the trolls sold to get in the boys 1948 02:22:20.719 --> 02:22:26.280 whole gage six I was behind on episodes jents. Sorry you won't you you 1949 02:22:26.319 --> 02:22:31.840 want that fenboy essay audio only or or video? And do you want any 1950 02:22:31.879 --> 02:22:37.319 particular time or length. I don't know what I mean. I feel like 1951 02:22:37.319 --> 02:22:41.559 I missed out. I feel like I missed out on a Yeah, we 1952 02:22:41.559 --> 02:22:45.239 were just saying, like, prove your thesis of something. I forgot what 1953 02:22:45.280 --> 02:22:48.040 it was about a zach something about being straight, but like I forgot to 1954 02:22:48.079 --> 02:22:52.440 be honest, is this the one you guys recorded? No, you were 1955 02:22:52.520 --> 02:22:56.239 a part of it, for sure. It was just episodes back. Yeah 1956 02:22:56.840 --> 02:23:01.760 it is, guys. I can't even describe how much I forget what we 1957 02:23:01.840 --> 02:23:05.280 talk about. Yeah, yeah, I sent. I sent the thumbnail of 1958 02:23:05.360 --> 02:23:09.280 episode two oh six in our chat, and his first what was it? 1959 02:23:09.319 --> 02:23:16.559 What was the first thing you said was like you put what the fuck is 1960 02:23:16.600 --> 02:23:24.440 this? Oh? I forgot because because I because I looked at it and 1961 02:23:24.479 --> 02:23:30.719 it was Jim Carrey's Riddler with all like the semens on it, like herb 1962 02:23:30.920 --> 02:23:35.840 all over it. But but at first I looked at it through like I 1963 02:23:35.840 --> 02:23:37.680 looked at it through like like I don't know, I was tired, and 1964 02:23:37.680 --> 02:23:41.719 I kind of glanced at it, and I didn't see the tails on the 1965 02:23:41.719 --> 02:23:45.399 sperm, so just something he was covered in eggs. That's what I thought 1966 02:23:45.440 --> 02:23:48.840 it was eggs at first too. I thought it was, what the fuck 1967 02:23:48.959 --> 02:23:54.239 is this? So you're so you you and many people must have had the 1968 02:23:54.280 --> 02:23:58.879 same experience. Then he just thought, there's eggs on Jim Carrey's riddler. 1969 02:24:01.360 --> 02:24:05.239 I was like, just the eggs about it? So fucking hysteris all these 1970 02:24:05.239 --> 02:24:11.239 eggs? The eggs? Because I was looking at it, dude, I 1971 02:24:11.319 --> 02:24:13.360 was racking my braid for a hot minute because I was like, did we 1972 02:24:13.479 --> 02:24:18.879 make egg jokes about Jim Carrey's a riddler? And then I remembered, like, 1973 02:24:20.120 --> 02:24:22.120 oh, it's come. And then I looked closer at the eggs and 1974 02:24:22.159 --> 02:24:28.760 I was like, oh, they're sperms. Yeah, there's sperm. There's 1975 02:24:28.479 --> 02:24:33.719 it's sperms. These were these Oh these were made in the factory, a 1976 02:24:33.879 --> 02:24:43.520 sperm factory. It's sperm, sperm, sperm. No, no, I 1977 02:24:43.600 --> 02:24:48.600 fencepongebobs those sperm pies. And he's gonna blow up and come at midnight. 1978 02:24:50.920 --> 02:24:58.440 I don't know's. I gotta start cleaning my house. I gotta give him 1979 02:24:58.520 --> 02:25:09.920 one fine old dame before the explodes, and come you gotta google finished please 1980 02:25:09.920 --> 02:25:18.879 after cleanaway house. Thanks, thanks, thanks for the thanks. Direct you 1981 02:25:18.959 --> 02:25:33.879 weren't about those, come pine, stupid bitch. Damn it SpongeBob, sponge 1982 02:25:33.959 --> 02:25:39.440 vibe, you dumb knit and then then the episode, you absolute retard SpongeBob. 1983 02:25:39.639 --> 02:25:46.399 Now you're gonna kill everybody in bikini bottom. You thought those pies weren't 1984 02:25:46.520 --> 02:25:58.799 come, We're gonna call you combob now. Well, if it isn't, 1985 02:25:58.079 --> 02:26:15.440 if it isn't, um bob, come PM that from the comt come you 1986 02:26:15.879 --> 02:26:24.159 come, Patrick is made of com Patrick. I can't do SpongeBob. I 1987 02:26:24.200 --> 02:26:31.680 came all over here clarinet last night. It's good worried as he's blowing on 1988 02:26:31.639 --> 02:26:43.360 clarinet, Wilder, he's fucking bewildered all this ship they do their fucking cum 1989 02:26:43.479 --> 02:26:46.639 orient behavior and the fact that he came on his fucking Clarien. That is 1990 02:26:46.920 --> 02:26:54.719 too fu This is this is my friend, Combo buddy. Come. It 1991 02:26:54.840 --> 02:27:00.559 is a large ferm large. It's a it's a big it's a big bubble 1992 02:27:00.600 --> 02:27:05.959 of come whoa whoa, come bob me boy at the end, no no, 1993 02:27:05.959 --> 02:27:09.559 no, no, no no no no dirty bubble has to be a 1994 02:27:09.559 --> 02:27:13.559 bubble of com Oh yeah, the dirty, dirty bubbles, one big bubble 1995 02:27:13.600 --> 02:27:18.920 of it's just a dirty cum bubble and the little spars ruinging on and wiggling 1996 02:27:18.920 --> 02:27:22.440 around on his face like a little spurs like you know, like constant moving 1997 02:27:22.520 --> 02:27:31.040 like striations. 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