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and with Danny and we'll kind of
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the Golden Globes that are gonna be
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our winners, and we're gonna pick
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pick our winners, and whoever has
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two winners we'll get this secret mystery
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three callers will be a loser,
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big loser for screwing the audience.
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your nickname for your junk the complete
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at like golden globes? Odds you
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I swear to what I believe in
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what he did. Who do you
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out? I don't know. It
wasn't kind of found innocent. Look at

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us. It's a gray area.
Know the deeds. That's it. Nine

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Join us at nine yep. This
Morning News eight thirty. We got a

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bunch of audio today for d MN, some very exciting fun audio follow up

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from the Pat mccaffee the news.
Yeah, he had uh jj watt on

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and he decided Pepe making Aaron Rodgers
joke. Big article out today and it

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was basically for the eighty five million
dollars that they're paying Pat McAfee and the

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number of behind the scenes people who
lost their job, They're like, he's

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ratings need to step it up a
little bit. He's not worth the trouble

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and the money. I read that
and went down there, what are we

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less worth the trouble or the money? When it comes down to it,

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Probably that's a dead heat. It
is their neck and neck. I'll just

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say it'll be a photo finish when
this thing goes belly up right, the

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photo of us carrying boxes the parking
lot. I saw the downbeat and so

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many publications yesterday. Yeah that was
Who knew that the Drew Pierson an interview

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or Drew Pearson appearing on Picks with
Glenn's would go semi viral. Yeah,

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dude, we learned about the eighty
eight club text chain. Yeah, picked

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it up. Bill spots are download
which you can probably catch if you haven't

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already. You can catch that at
the iHeartRadio app. We podcast every stinking

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thing. You know how this works. One media out gets it, the

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other goes Oh still some clicks.
Keep your eyes on the Dallas Morning News,

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the tmzs of the World, the
Black Sports Onlines, Fourth Star Telegram,

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they're all listener goker go. Maybe
we'll end up on Fark. What

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about Gizmoto Defector? You know them
all bogging the boys too, the good

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great Cowboys blog blogging the boys always
good stuff over there. I like r

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j Ohoa. Yes, they picked
it up too and put that in there,

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so I don't get all out there. A lot of people didn't know

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that post Malone the text chain,
he's an honorary eighty I feel bad for

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not following up further on that.
Well. He was serious that it's just

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a text rip between Drew Pearson,
Michael Irvin, uh Ceedee, Lamb des

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Bryant, and post posts Malone,
which made me go, that's the TMZ.

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You know that's that that would be
their interesting your story. I was

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like, Antonio Briant, not a
part of this text club. I almost

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brought that up yesterday and I thought
better of it. That's sort of why

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I asked if Jerry asks them permission
to assign anyone the number eighty eight,

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and it's cool to hear that.
He said, no, I mean their

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hits are far greater than their misses
on eighty eight. Right, I'm sure

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there's a lot of eighty eight's.
That was It was Jackie Harris eighty eight

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the ethink. So yeah, think
so, Yeah, there's some more not

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on the text road. Yeah,
he dropped a foot mall. Yeah,

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I heard. He also doesn't have
a phone. He has a flip and

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he the T nine just takes to
it on two reasons. He's not on

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there anyway. Big viral who's coming
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Talk. It's live local. Yeah, there are laughs, but why would

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you listen anywhere else? You want
to hear what's going on in your town,

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your city with your guys topical the
Downbeat. We also say what we

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want, and I'm going to tell
you what I want to tell you in

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the scuttle button. Now stay tuned
for a Gypsy Rose update. That's real

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gross, I'm just sick. A
No, you're not, You're not well.

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She is on a media campaign that
du was fire more in a minute,

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that d was fire oscar a fire
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like a familiar voice. Is there
any women out there in DFW who woke

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up and I have just turned their
speaker over and sat on it, cranked

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the bass up, Crank the bass
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come and get the fire d Well, you're using sexy voice too.

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They're writhing in pleasure. Any character
to what her tweet would have sounded like

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Danny at two two ten am on
the patio the fire d Lakewood Landing,

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just leaning in right up to the
ear of some poor sweet innocent flower in

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two thousand and seven and leaving her
with the most simple ultimatum, come and

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get it all right, Luscar Pistorians
South African athlete remember him, Yeah,

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hero, old tink tink blade runner, Yeah, old tank Tink. Cat

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Williams called him a stand up special
boy, him getting busted for all the

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awful things he did and even to
be one of the worst humans ever lived.

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Did sort of green light jokes like
old tink tank Yeah. Colwiams been

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back in the news too. That's
a little more to let that play out

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a little more. So he got
tink tink as if he was running like

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the sound Skin makes when he runs
down the hallway is different. So Pastorius

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was granted parole after serving half of
a fifteen year sentence for shooting and killing

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his his girlfriend, Revas steam Camp, the smoking Heart, Revas steam Camp

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Rest in peace, supermodel girlfriend.
He shot her in the middle of the

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night. She was in the bathroom, cowering on a locked door. I

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think, And he's just shooting,
yes, and psychopath. So he got

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fifteen years, but he served half
of it and he was let out yesterday.

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Is that right? He's free man? And I don't know what to

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think. About this. I mean, this trial was a big deal.

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Jesus over eight years ago. Now. I remember him crying in the courtroom.

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You know, all those witnesses.
The thing about the Steamcamp family is

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not happy and they're like, this
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The part of the the trial was
basically that he had a bit of an

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anger issue and sometimes he would say. In fact, there was a text

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message from Revas steam Camp back in
that trial that said, I'm scared of

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you sometimes, of how you snap
at me, and I'm sorry. Like

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once that message is there, he
didn't exactly have a leg to stand.

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He didn't exactly have well at all. Yeah, he didn't exactly have a

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lot of don't act like that just
happened as a slip of the tongue,

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as if you didn't plan that.
He thought about this the second he was

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released. Yes, any reason we're
doing it. Realize how bad it was.

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So he tried to hide it behind
a innocent slip of the tongue,

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Like I said, should just another
term. Guess what you're gonna get get

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away with nothing? Okay? Yes? Uh? And this is what their

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families like. He is a murderer. He belongs behind bars to service full

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Senate, you would expect them to
say that. I'm surprised his sentence wasn't

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longer to begin with fifteen days,
early morning hours of Valentine's Day. Thank

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then, So now he kind of
went with I was not fully awake,

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and I think he had been been
on some medication, and he thought someone

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had entered the house, so he
went out through a door. The house

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is being burgled. I don't know, man, seven years for just killing

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someone if I don't like that,
I don't know. This doesn't this doesn't

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feel right to me. You want
to go make it right now. Don't

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ask questions you don't want answers to
No, I want the answers. Do

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you want me to kill Oscar Pastorias? No? Okay, I guess incorrectly.

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Did Do you want to buy me
a ticket to Paris twenty twenty four?

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No? And I'll handle this,
dude. It's so stupid that NBC

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is just plugging the crap out of
Paris twenty twenty four. And keep in

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mind, I am skeptical Olympic Olympic
sky. I don't love it as a

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guy who normally loves big events,
and you love the Ryder Cup more than

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any other sporting event, and you
don't like the Olympics, which I still

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think is half weird half bs.
Yeah, not bs. Trust Basically the

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byline of your tombstone is half weird, half bs. I'm okay with it.

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I will here lize Kevio Turner.
Well, I really don't have a

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defense for that. I just want
it to be that big headstone and he

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just has the last name usually in
big, big letters. I just wanted

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to say heavy Kevio, or it'll
say yeah Kevin and will chisel in the

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oh like shodily afterward. And when
I put a little plumber hat on on

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the tombstone and I'm dead, I
hope they bury me face up so all

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of my haters can suck my dens
like the dia loma my tongue and suck

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my tongue. So yeah, he's
free man. Yeah, another free murder

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that's in the news. Gypsy Rose
scheduled to be on Good Morning America today

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any minute? Is it not on
every TV? Why aren't we carrying it

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live? Can we carry Good Morning
America live? Legally? What she's gonna

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say? It's sometimes saying things that
I haven't completely thought about because my mom

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abused me so much that my brain
is fully formed. And that's why I'm

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getting that fired. Okay, So
she uh, stuff that's come out from

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her. Though she's banned from having
any contact with the guy who killed her

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mother. She okay with that.
Nick, go to John who famously was

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caught masturbating at a McDonald's for nine
hours. That is the news. That's

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the news, even more so than
he killed her mom. Yes, that's

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all I could think about. Nine
hours. She cannot nine hours. I

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can't do anything. I can't even
sleep for nine hours. Kevin's never slept

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for nine hours. No, I'd
love to do that. God, that'd

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be great. But I bet he's
sat in a McDonald's parking lot and yanked

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it for nine Yeah. You know
I haven't had McDonald's and get solid seven

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years and eight years? Really no
breakfast? Huh huh? You ever full

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around with yourself in a public place? No? I remember full around myself.

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I don't need to do that,
Okay. I don't have rushes of

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blood. There's four different places that
I can orgasm from. Yeah, you

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say, otherwise, three of them
public. They changed things out as quick

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on this world, so enjoy your
every minute while you have it. There

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are four places, okay, the
studio, the cubicle, although they're all

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in this break room, and the
Korean Consulate. Yes, she also can't

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email, text, or write to
him through any third party. Oh really

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okay, whichcause I got a feeling
that this thing is gonna get rekindled.

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Well, she might want to.
She's not mature. He's married to fire

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de though, why would she want
to go back to this mean murder?

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So he's in jail, Nelson,
Dude, He's in jail for the rest

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of his life anyway, right,
Nick, gojohn Is. But I get

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the vibe that she might want to
reach out and just say, you know,

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what we did was wrong. I
don't know we got some finality to

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it, you know. But Ryan
Scott Anderson, the husband the fire d

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there's a just videos of them walking
down you know, paparazzi got them walking

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down the street. Paparazzi got them
habits, some fast food, you know,

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just kind of hanging out. I
mean they're just pictured walking walking around

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the streets. They moved to Louisiana
and that's where she's staying right now.

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And I'm interested to see this is
gonna blow up a little bit more today

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because the Lifetime series coming out and
it apparently has interviews from her while she

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was in jail. Okay, so
that's gonna be a part of it.

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But her being on Good Morning America
just tells you this thing's not quite going

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away just yet. So there's that, but it will I mean, good

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gosh, this is like the Honey
Boo Boo of twenty twenty four. Yeah,

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but a way cooler story. Honey
boo boo had no substance. What

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did you just say? Her mom
the thumb said have a bunch of sugar

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Like that's about older, is doney? They put on TV for a decade,

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honey boo boo. I thought you
did a bunch of honey boo boo

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stories. I did not. It
was before my th that was you know,

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that's late two thousands. Just wrong
with this country, honey boo.

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Why were we wrapped with honey boo
boo contentney at some point? It's not

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the country's fault. It's these big
companies who said, Hey, I'm putting

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honey boo boo and give them a
reality keep eating the food though, well,

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so did Honey Boo Boo's weird.
She's like old. Now it's strange,

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honey boo boo. Yeah, uh, you don't want to hear a

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story about the penis? Are you
gonna hear a story about some twenty twenty

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four trends that need to stop the
penis? Penis? Penis has been the

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vote two votes. I'd actually take
the trends, but Corvino wins. All

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thie, So fine, is it
gonna be penis torture? No? Okay,

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well just go touch of it.
Nine hours of parking lot penis torture.

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A wealthy banker from Turkey, big
kind baker and Turkey got a lot

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of money, right, and he
wanted to go get a little extra added

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to his gooby. He had a
four point seven inch u wiena. So

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he's the doctor. The doctor's name
is that about four point seven right there?

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That's not bad. That's not bad. There. You take that any

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given day you take. No,
but that's not enough. Let me see

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this, Let me show it serious
show. Okay. So this Turkish baker

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wanted to go bigger banker, not
a baker banker. Come on, duper

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shake that tiny d doctor Hollock soil
mos then said, look, I can

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give you a minimum increase of one
point one inches in length just by doing

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a little striptease. I'm kidding.
One inch so this is where we are

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now, and one point one inches
in girth, so a lot. So

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why didn't that that puppy that was
like ken Pepper? But the surgery went

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bad and it left him with a
smaller and now scarred cheese stowed it.

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Now this Danny and scarred. I
can't show you scarred with my fingers.

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He dipped from a four seven to
a four to three. I'd take it.

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I'd take those ratings all day.
How prevalent is uh? Penis?

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I don't know, like adjustments or
recrementations or yeah, I'm not that common

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because it's expensive. I think build
beticheck raves. It's hilarious. Why I

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like it now? So he's seeking
all these damages. The Doctor's like,

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dude, due to your anatomical structure, and I told you this, there

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was always a risk that you're gonna
come out with a half feet in mozzarella,

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that we're not going to have any
elongation. Say that's ongoing case of

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a you know, and they're going
to go through the medical documents and what

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was signed off on a legal language
and all of that stuff. I don't

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know, but I know when it
comes to size, that's the thing that

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rich people, I think, like
to do. Okay, if I can

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get get a little I've got money
to spend on here, why not go

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a little bigger and better? And
then they find out all along that their

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partner did not orgasm due to penetration. You know, once you find out

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that it's just stimulation from that,
then then you're like, why did I

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spell that money on the surgery?
Up to thirty grand? They hold on

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so there's enough of that. Man, unless you've got a medical issue,

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leave that alone. That's what the
That's what the thought was for almost all

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enhancements. I mean, that's what
the thought of all plastic surgery probably was.

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When it was first introduced, Someone's
like, wait, you're gonna crack

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my nose and then reshape it.
Why that's insane? And now it's incredibly

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common. Breast augmentation the same.
Now it's a little, I think a

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little less of a delicate area than
the functioning male organ, but it's still

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was probably thought to be insane and
still is considered wild by some. I

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think we're probably on a path that
maybe in ten twenty years, hell maybe

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right now, for X amount of
dollars, you can have the dream penis.

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Dude, I'm telling you, for
some people, that is like the

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definition of who you are. And
then it's going to become affordable, and

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then you're just going to have a
society of just dudes working around with big

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ol' holly on every quarter. That's
how I mean. If people need to

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spend their money on that, they
did for me, I chose to save

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my money for other areas. And
I'm planning two big surgeries in the next

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couple of years. I'm going to
have a big teet whitening and buttole tightening.

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Those are the surgeries I'm going to
be having after college. Teetwhightening after

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college, the whole white bleaching.
That's a real thing. That is a

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real thing. That's not tightening,
not a tightening. I bet there's more

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penal enhancement going on out there than
we know they're If you've had your penis

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replaced or surgery on it, media, just call in or call in if

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you've had your wiener fiddled around with
by a surgeon to make it bigger.

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Okay, that's all because there's definitely
some injuries and stuff. I don't want

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to hear that we should talk about
that. I do, though I don't.

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We should at least do we should
at least have have them on.

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Yeah. I don't think anybody will
admit to it either, but we will

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keep you anonymous. You don't have
to give your name, right, yeah,

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just being on the show. Never
be ashamed of their wiener. Look,

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it's what you were born with,
you had no say of. That's

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not how this works. Do you
think one person listening to us right now

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has had their wiener extended by a
doctor? Absolutely? You really believe that?

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If not, if not via surgery, via like blood pellets, yes,

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blood pellets, yeah, yeah,
there are there's non invasive options.

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I think this is going to light
the phones up. Well, why are

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they not blinking? Coming up next? I tell you what's going to happen

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and Cowboys and Commanders on Sunday on
ninety seven one free