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and now here's Mac maloney. Well, good evening, everyone, and
welcome to Macloney's Mill Track's not show here in the distance on the video and
that we This is Mac maloney one. What a show we have for you
tonight. But first let me introduce you to the members of the Posse girls
getting ready, sit yourselves down, Get a blanket, Get a blanket,
Get a big box of Cleenics, big box of wipes, your squeegee and
you, lou because he's here across the puddle, the very famous Wande.
Hey Mac, you bet you I'm here. Hello, ladies, get that
blanket. Get a pillow too, Yeah, off with the pillow. Wherever
you want a pillow? Oh yeah, baby? Interesting? Okay, happy
to be here and happy to be on the show. I've lived for this,
as you know. Every Wednesday morn think I can't wait to the next
show in morning. Okay, we got to do these shows every day.
Aren't you happy to be anywhere? Yes, I'm happy to be anywhere exactly,
that's the text, exactly. Yeah. Huh. So we shouldn't probably
bring up the crisis that's going across England right now, because no one ever
wants it to happen to anybody but Prince Charles, who is, as someone
described as the world's oldest boy. Actually he's the king now he's the king,
and yeah, he's having some health problems. But but I'm more concerned,
frankly, because it's just me about the duchess there. What's her name?
You know, the old Yeah, what's is she still in hospital?
As they said? Yeah, the hospital the king? Oh really? Okay,
so she's out, Okay, whew, okay, we can breathe good,
all right, all right, yeah, all right, everything's okay.
Yeah, so good wishes to him. And you know, I hate to
be but imagine being in the oldest son's position. See Dad, how you
feeling? Okay? Can I help you with that? Imagine being the king
and plans, you know, he's gonna race some cars and go to some
movies and stuff, maybe go to Disney World. All of a sudden,
he's thinking, yeah, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, go through
that stupid ceremony. Come on, yeah, that's true. He would probably
that'd be my first thing, is king, is no ceremony? Please?
Because it's just so dumb. But it would be bad for the Prince Charles
if for some reason he couldn't serve, if he waited his whole freaking life
for this, and he's on He's in there for about six months. Please,
King Charles. Harry's back in town. But but he he's been one
of the headlines about a year. I think, you know, on purpose.
I think they had to they had to calm that back. Go ahead,
please, Harry's back in town and visited the king at Singraham. However
you pronounce that place. There's been treat up there. But the scuttle butt
is will Harry or will not Harry? Uh? William? Oh? Really
the brother yehould make up old hands? Yeah, stuff like wow, will
there be any kind of hint of reconciliation? Well, you get a lot
going on over there. That went on right, okay, And well father
has been no contact between the two brothers. This as long as Princess what's
her name? Okay, it's okay, we're cool, Okay. She to
me is like the perfect penthouse pet, like late eighties, early nineties or
so. She had that kind of you know, Kindoby Street. Look,
anyway, let's do let's move on. Also with us is our natural correspondent
switch play Steve Wood switching you know what, I don't know out of the
Let's just clap him because you know, I think he needs him around boost.
Okay, let's see who's not clapping? Club is not clapping? Okay,
oh don't Oh oh wow the bottomly got a full monthy of that squirrel
on his head. Yeah. Interesting, How are you switching? I am
beyond wonderful. Okay, you see, we can't help it, but you
have a different freaking handstyle every week. Now, this is something else going
on here. No, no, I look when it gets me a certain
length, I have to put a part in it. Otherwise, people that
young children think they've seen a sasquatch that looks like it looks like you get
grazed by a bullet. Look at that thing that's not. Actually, when
when I look in the mirror, I think I have preacher here? You
know what exactly? You got it? Like I should be waving a Bible
around when you guys calling you sinners? Right exactly? You know why your
banging hook is in a coke filled room in the hotel somewhere. So look
at it anyway, Well that's the way it goes. I'm sorry. Wow.
Also, let us know how that goes with you switch. Maybe I'll
sign up there getting line whoa So listen, our security chief is also here,
Willie club Willy how are you You know, I am excellent, and
I mean you got to be look at this. You know the days are
getting longer, the nights shorter, and the Bruins and Celtics are in first
place. Yes, yeah, yes, I mean I'm pinching myself. Yes,
yeah, well I can't see where, but I'm pinching myself. The
ticket price is going up at the god oh yeah those games. I mean,
well then all these teams raise their prices. See what was not right,
as though someone was talking about this the other day, is that if
you have tickets, let's say you have tickets, go see two games this
year, the Patriots playing San Francisco and the Patriots playing the Panthers. The
Panthers are worth sheem. Ever, in the NFL history, you pay more
to see San Francisco. Do you see what I'm saying? So the so
the the blanket price might be two hundred and fifty bucks a seat, all
right, that's what you when you want to see Carolina, that's what you
pay before San Francisco, and you might pay three thirty or something like that.
They add on having to do with whether the team is good or not.
That's bullshit, man, Come on, think about that? Is how
cynical that? Well, it's like it's like going to a rock concert.
You're going to pay a different price, right, Taylor Swift? Right?
And you would for you know, Billy Joel or something. It is.
It's entertainment, remember that. Yeah? Yeah, that that just and and
I'll tell you if you're the if you have the season ticket on a you're
screwed because if you don't pay for it, they take away your tickets.
I mean you have to pay. You have to buy the whole package,
no matter what. Anyway, sports in Boston, but the Bruins looking good.
Celtics, you watch them and you say, oh my god, they're
just unbelievably good. But a lot of tough team. Brown's playing out of
his mind. Yeah. Yeah, he's changed his game. I'm not going
to tennis into this game. He's changed his game a lot. He used
to have a lot of takeaways and stuff. He couldn't dribble. He's worked
on it, he really has. And he and man, when he's hitting,
it's just weird to see them just never miss anyway, talking never missing
in the studio with us tonight, is you a pho mechanic? Allan now
though, well hello Mac, hello everyone. When I what I found interesting
about that whole monarchy thing is they we're talking about what would the queen be
called if childs were to have a real health health issue and pass because he
she won't be called the Queen mom because she's not the mother of the next
king. She'll be the Queen Dowager, the Queen Dowager. That's pretty cool.
I mean, I don't know you know where that came from. I
have I would imagine old Maid the Queen consort right now, but I think
she's the Queen. I don't think queen. You like it or not?
Wow? Man or man? I mean, you know, deal with it.
Well, Diana is not walking through the door. Oh wow, that's
where's the Wire's the sound effects? Damn? Anyway, only Boston sports fans
pretty good. What that recrce was bottom Blady and dians and walking through that
door. Ouch. Anyway, Well, you're welcome, Well thanks for joining
us. Glad to be here. You know it's getaway driver as well,
just another day wrap thirsty moves. Early on, there was no medical emergency
as there was at the BOT last week, but everything was kind of cold.
Commy collected. Uh also with us, shaking her head at me as
if I had gotten her. How could that be? There's our favorite good
witch up there in sideways. Yeah, Raven is with us. Raven,
how are you tonight? Right? Hi, my friends? Thank you so
much for having me. Oh, Raven, you're looking good tonight. Thank
you. What's the hat? What's I'm trying to make out the hat logo?
Not making it? I got this in Saleem actually at the brewery.
I think it's East Regiment came something like that. Can you put it close
to the camera. It says you want one that I want to just connect
to me though it's not a witch motif hat. It's something. It's a
brewer. It has like a witch broom on it and then one of those
musket guns. And I don't know. The brewer is really cool because it
has like this like little outdoor thing. I don't know. I liked it.
There doesn't this area, Raven impress the hell out of you with the
historical references on everything that they sell. Oh yeah, And I mean it's
it's like cold. You know, I really really love the cold. So
you know, going like because we were up there last week or whenever that
was or two weeks ago, and like, yeah, going up to you
know where there's little beaky towns and stuff when it's wintertime is like my type
of thing. Real, it's cool, it's it's a picturesque people around.
It's they're not hunker down so cold. Yeah, man, it's cold,
you know, yeah, too cold, too cold. Anyway, we're all
here, so this is fun, right, And we've got a lot of
emails in them for the past few shows. Someone we can't read in the
club. I'm gonna have to run some of them by you butt. Everyone
is so glad. They're raving his back and in a lot of outpourting for
Switchy. Remember the Switchy. You know he missed the show. There was
some drama in one of the shows he was on. It was a whole
thing, especially backstage, and he couldn't get the train crash right now,
he can't see himself, he said, yeah, so a lot of sympathy
for you, and you know, the starving you can't see himself a part.
Yeah, I'm trying to run through my head as a technician, I'm
going what would that be? What? What do you see? Did you
see a black screen? When I when I when I bring it up,
you know, when you originally bring it up and you ring that little box.
I can see myself, I see my background and all this. Yes,
but when I bring this up, I just see four boxes. What's
this? What's what are you saying when you bring that up? You said
want to bring this up? You mean the chat itself when you started to
zoom in the first place. Do you see yourself? Yes? And then
what happens? The cat gets in the way. The cat move that cat?
He's switchy. I know we're on the air. Can you do me
a favorite and just click view in the top right corner view view and see
if you have hide self view checked. Okay, I don't see any view
on here. There's a tiny word you're tired to see upper right hand corner.
Very tiny. I just see sign in It should be next to that.
You don't see that. No, well wait a minute, yeah now
it came on. Look on that. Do you have hide SELFI gallery is
checked? Okay, should so let me try selfe Ah there I am God,
we have well done, well done, Thank you. I was afraid
I was going to fade away something over it. You're not listening to anything
club saying no, I don't blame you. I don't blame you because I
try to be nice. The cat very good. Hey, hey, how
did that's? Really? How did it? But how did I get thrown
out? Anyway? Because the cat hit the button? Obviously, Yeah,
it could be like one of the f keys or something that maybe maybe your
cat stepped on. Wow, my hair does look bad. Wow, you
know what. I hate to say it, but you know, I'm on
YouTube a lot. I watch a lot of YouTube music, a lot of
the same songs that run over, but you know, and they they give
you kind of options. And one of them says, they uh leaped out
in the wrong way the bad word. But it says one cat up another
and was like twenty one seconds. So I go, I gotta watch this
right And it's just two cats kicking the ship out of each other. Just
it never stops. You know, it's in their phone all the stuff,
and it's really weird. But since I've clicked the net, cat, all
I get is cat stuff. You know, there's no music, there's no
but every device everything cats cats parena. Here's my here's my cat, cat
begging for help. Jesus Christ anyway, perfect they got in, they got
me YouTube videos that the character is mini doctions. Many doc is doing this?
Really know that it's amazing the family that's got this docs and has all
these cool things set up and beautiful music in the background. Really, you
know doctions that look like our sweet Olivia. Yes, red smooth Docsin.
I remember, I just I cheer up every time I see the docs.
In years and years ago, a long long time ago, when we used
to have ten questions from one one from the stop at Galley. Remember those
days, and one of the questions was did your die shounds ever run away
from home? And if they did, did they even note blaming you?
I remember that well about seven years ago anyway, So why don't we do
this? Why don't we we have a top ten tonight as in turn and
Raven has it and I believe, well you know the title, Raven,
please Thomas, Yeah, I know the title. It's Top ten reasons Max's
book was banned in Florida. Top ten reasons why Max's new book has been
banned in Florida. The name of the book is How to Dump a body
at Sea and not get caught. The Alpha Aro restare on Amazon dot Com.
A lot of buzz, as they say in the bizz around how the
dump a body at sea in that caa cot The al Ferrari storing has been
banned in Florida. And these are the top ten reasons why so stop the
music. Okay, one, get the bit. Everyone got it. Okay,
if you get the concept, you get the bit. Okay, here
we go. Number ten, please raven. Number ten. We missed all
the word alligator one hundred and nineteen times. There's a lot of alligators down
there. There's about sixteen million them. Okay, please Number nine, raven.
Number nine. We use too many big words. Wait but we used
Oh my god, we used too many big words like dental, healthy and
brain power. They didn't like that. They were offended. Number eight.
This is the top ten reasons why max Book New Book has been bend in
FLOWERDA. Please don't bring me. Number eight. They looked into an association
with one one declared him and undesirable. I'm fit undesirable. Undesirable is that
what that says? Okay, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. These
are hand written undesirable And at that point we were screwed. They looked into
our association with one one declared him and indesirable because he left the country.
I left that pine out so I was inmate. There you go. I
just couldn't spell those words in a rush. Next, please, okay,
I'm gonna I'm trying my best, guys. Number seven. On page eighty
five, at the bottom of the page, Max calls DeSantis shmp and Ron
throws a hissy fit. He looks like, come on, he looks if
you put that head down over his eyes, you know what I mean,
over his forehead's shamp. Well, he looks like something. Uh. I
won't say, I'll get in trouble. No, well you don't have to.
He's you know, we love we love of Florida listeners. Okay,
all right, yeah, if there's any left. Next, please right,
And these are the top ten reasons why Max new book has been being in
Florida, Please okay, Max Max camp Max campaign campaign to oh my god,
just read your handwriting. Quote, yes right, you're only at the
seven quote unquote, oh my god. Max campaigns a quote unquote cut it
off at Daytona. Isn't isn't trending well with the mullet crowd. Max campaign
to quote unquote cut it off at Daytona and let the rest float away is
not trending with the mullet crowd. Wow, okay, nice please and yikes
the the give me the first word. Okay, I'm just gonna read exactly
what I what I've read. This would be fun The sixth in chapter five
have books. No no, no, no no sorry, wow no sorry,
that's actually funny out and what it really is. But what it is
is the stick figures in chapter five have boobs. Well that's a big difference.
Okay, we'll work with that. And this is the last top hit
over. I like her version better. Okay, next please, good Lord,
yes, good Lord. Number four, Lord Jesus, our Savior,
Son of God and proud NRA member, is not mentioned once in the book.
That really pissed them off. Next please, Raven. Number three,
a Florida man, claims he's written a similar book called how to throw a
person off your boat and not get apprehended by the law, and he's suing
for plagiarism. Wanting a man. Oh God, okay. Number two.
Number two kicked back no money to the drug curto big mistake. Kicked back
no money to the medal named drug hotel. Big mistake. Okay, Miamivice
fans here, come on, okay please. They have hippos or something.
Did you hear about that, those hippies. Yeah, there is. One
of the guys down in Columbia had one of the drug dealers had hippos in
the in the river near him. He bought them, brought him in.
They hippos. I hate to say it, but they like rabbits. We'll
take that out, okay. And and once they get going, it's impossible
to stop them. And now suddenly hippos are in South America and they couldn't
take them out. Why they couldn't There was a reason they couldn't take them
out of the country because some of them were born there, and they couldn't
bring them back to Africa something. But they're very dangerous. Oh that they
killed humans, then lions and tigers and beers. Oh my, really good.
They're vicious, vicious, freaking animals. Man. Yeah, hippos.
Anyway, it's the great children's story though. Hungery hippos right, yes,
oh yeah, probably fill of veins companies I used to. I don't have
it anywhere. But they're so cute because their little ears stick out of the
water and then like little birds will land on their head. It's okay if
they meet me, because they're adorable. I saw once when they ate one
of those birds. But go ahead. That was Nationally Geographic was awful.
That's why I don't watch Nagel Geographic. Okay, this is a I got
a swipe for this one, so so just bear with me. Okay.
This is the number one reason why max book was banned in Florida. Hey,
people, the book is called how to Dump a body see and not
get caught. They don't want to give anyone down there any more ideas.
On listen, I've been down there many times and the club used to live
down there, and he's chicking his head with I didn't. I never owned
up living down there. But will you at the villages? Are they?
Are they in now? They're right below Gainesville in the middle of the state
by okay, right in the middle of cattle country. Yeah, you go
buy them on ninety five for sure. I've seen it. So oh no,
it's tough. It's enough. There's probably another. It's an interesting,
interesting place. Someday I'll tell you the stories about There's the number one in
syphilis cases in the United States. The cows, all these old retirees really
supposedly, oh yeah, in the rabbits, they're going crazy in the I
thought we were talking about cows in a way we still well see, I
thought they I thought you saw that off in ninety five. No, you
don't see enough. It's it's you got to come off ninety five and then
you go inland. Oh really, yeah, so you can't see them.
I don't know. There may be a sign or something, but you got
to go. I went through Gainesville because I used to live there. You
can't get there, you know, it's not right off ninety five. So
is that why you're always taking penicon? Yeah, well, you know you
never get through it. All right. Well, okay, so how long
were you there that This actually does sound like a funny story. How long
were you there for two? Well? I we went for two straight winters.
We stayed there like four months, okay, And then my wife got
to the point where she wanted to be on the coach. She likes the
ocean and I like the you know, the lakes. Yeah. Yeah,
I had a compromise and we had to move to the ocean. After that,
it's a good freshwater salt water. Yeah, okay, interesting anyway,
Okay, we've done the top ten, we've done the damage. Why don't
we do this. Why don't we take a commercial breakdown and we group and
we'll be right back after this. You're listening to mc maloney's miltrex I show
here on the Distant Thunder Radio Network. The whole gang is here, so
please say too. Hey Mac maloney fans, this is Pistol Pete and I'm
sitting here with the one and only Mac maloney. Hi, Mac, hi
Pei. Now, Mac, you've got a new book out called How to
Dump a Body at Sea and Not Get Caught that you wrote with our pal,
famous crime novelist Mark Zappula. How did this whole thing come about?
Well, Mac and I have this mutual friend that we would go out having
beers with every once in a while, and he had the same twenty stories
that he would tell us kind of over and over again, and at some
point I said, you know, we should write these down, and we
did and it turned into a book. It's such a crazy title. How'd
you come up with it? Well, kind of the same thing. We're
in talking to this friend of ours one night and he just said, you
know how to get rid of a body at sea? And I get taught,
and of course we didn't know, and so he told us. And
the secret is in the book. But I can say that it involves a
lot of chainling fence and some crabs. Now, Mac, you gave me
an advanced copy of the book, and like I said before, it's one
of the funniest things I've ever read. It reminded me of the Sopranos,
if the Sopranos had a laugh track. Thanks Pete. But it also gives
you instructions on how to do some pretty shady stuff, stuff not exactly legal.
Well, yeah, the book is about the true life adventures of a
druvenile Delinklent growing up in Boston in the late nineteen eighties, so you get
a lot of the inside stuff, like the best way to steal a ca,
best way to burn a caa, how to make fake IDs, things
like that. But in one chapter you actually tell people how to turn an
old, broken down Toyota into a brand new Rolls Royce in five easy steps
and it actually works. Yeah, I know, it's not s crazy.
I didn't believe it until I saw the proof, but yes it actually works.
Now, one last question. There's a lot of laughs in the book,
but also a lot of pretty crazy stuff, legal and illegal. Is
it really all true? It's really all true, but on the advice of
a publisher, they've asked us not the same thing beyond that for legal reason.
But yes it is all true. Well thanks Mac. That's how to
dump a body at sea and not get caught, The Al Ferrari story by
Mac and crime writer Mark Zippula. Get it today on Amazon. Welcome Back,
and we went to Maloney's All the Tracks show here on the Distant Thunder
Video and Netway. Hey this is Mac Maloney. Wow, what a show
we have you tonight. Very quickly, I will introduce the Posse girls.
You see are the very famous one one funny oh girls. Soo mac Hew,
everybody the show. It's been fun so far. When was the last
time you had fish and chips? I have to ask him. I still
haven't. I've had chips, but I haven't had the fish to go.
Yeah, all right, the commitment is gone. Okay. Interesting. I
have something in Lexicon Kentucky that actually is for fishing ships, but it's not
called that was it the voice of God? Listen? Also, here is
a National correspondence switch plade Steve Ward switchy down there in West Virginia. Switch
we could be here. Okay, if a civil war breaks out, are
you haven't head and off? You're going to stay where you are. I'm
just gonna hunt you down. I have a good idea. You and the
cat hiding the T and tea area. Well, that's right, No one
come near you? Yeah anyway, won't there? Also with US Security Chief
Willie Love Willie? How you doing? I'm everyone, I'm doing great.
I need to be here tonight. Any junk food nearby? I got to
catch up on my inventory. I had a party the other night that you
devil do dogs and and all that. So lent means nothing to you,
right, lent forget about it? Right lent lent? Yeah? I have
not for food? I mean okay, all right, then you understand to
pretend we do. Also, I don't give up a lot of things,
but not food. Good good idea. Also, what can you just give
us one of them? Now? People are going ton't want to know.
Are you saying you give up? What I give up? Is this a
family show? This is a family that I give up I really want to
talk about. Okay, we understand embarrassing, but that's fine, that's alright.
Yeah, I give up from things I'd rather not say. It's called
personal. We get it, okay, all right, Yeah, we don't
want to be awkward on this show, that's sure. Also with us in
the studio, forbid your phone mechanic and get away driver? Yeah right now
though, looking for pulling on this laptop. What's going on? Facebook?
Marketplace? Could to be here? Mac? And I don't give up anything
for land. Sorry, there you go. Yeah, right, life's too
short. I give up liver and onions. Also with is a very good
friend of Darren, so always Raven my friend, you will end up giving
up liver at one point. Yeah. I gave it up when I was
three. Raven. How are you tonight, Raven? I'm doing well.
Thanks for having Are you enjoying the ride? Yes? Do you know last
week I called you honey somewhere in a daze. Yeah, in the Smoky
days, I said that I was talking about alse honey. I was talking
about alse Honey. Isn't our guest tonight is Charles Upton? Let's give him
a let's give me my friends applause, because which I'm very used to.
No, no, no, there's a law. No, this will be
audio. Listen, this will be audible. I have to say, you
look like like a viceroy or you're back in Middle England right about a thousand
years ago. Oh my, thinking like a vice or like the guy you
know, when people were dressed jackets. That was a long time. Okay,
so well you're very kind of regal looking person, is what I'm trying
to say. Yeah, the sheriff of noting here. Yeah, that's what
I'm trying to think of. Yeah. I always identified with the other,
you know, with the loyal opposition at that point. Robin Hood Yeah a
bit you know, or one of his uh side takes. You know what.
You don't have a cat, do you, Charles? Yes, that
was a real cat. That was not just your mind. You know,
there's a cat thing on the show. But let's except one. Let's take
a bug doing that. So Charles, tell us, I saw your of
your stuff online. Please can you tell us in you know, two or
three sentences exactly what you're up to. Okay, let's see I go back.
Well, I just I just finished writing and writing an autobiography called Giving
Myself Away, which is four hundred and sixty pages single space bird. Really
it's kind of long. And that goes back. I remember before the counterculture,
when the when there was such a thing as a real Catholic church,
which I was, you know, an older boy in and all of this.
Then I remember the counterculture coming through Marina. It was Marine County.
Half my life remember coming from it was counterculture, and uh, you know,
I was a protegee at the Beach generation, particularly Beat generation poet Lou
Welch. And then I went to all the guru after guru after guru,
and I tried to take every drug once, yes, you know, and
and h then you know this, this this went on, and at one
point my wife and I became the elders of a of a a small Presbyterian
church in Marine County. We were doing a sanctuary for Central American refugees really
which was which was you know, a FED. I was proud to do
a federal offense, you know. And you know before that, you know,
just basically hanging around the peace movement, you know, hanging around the
guru scene, hanging around the music scene, taking the drugs, then you
know, after that, did a couple of years New Age, just to
see what the hippies had turned into by that time. Okay, and then
I then suddenly I said, you gotta go straight because you're crazy. You're
crazy stuff. You're gonna you know, the edge of the cliff is coming
closer. So I said, how did I go straight? Well, I
decided to join a Sufi order that was active in San Francisco and the Montalais
and I walked into that place. And you know, I've been probably a
pretty good alcoholic for fifteen years after after walking in there, I never took
another drink. I never. I didn't I didn't do AA. I didn't
do I didn't you know, work at it. I just I still wanted
it, but I was I knew I would never do it again, and
I never did so. And then then after that, or concurrently with that,
I started to look at more intellectual spirituality, get involved with people called
the traditionalist or Perennialist school with the names of Renicki, nome non To Kumaraswanami,
fritz Off Schuan if you've ever heard of any of those guys, And
then you know this was all in California. Then me and my wife moved
to Lexington, Kentucky because she grew up in Kentucky in two thousand and four.
And after that, basically the last activist thing I did was get involved
with something called the Covenants of the Prophet Muhammad with the Christians of the world,
because you know, Sufis are Muslims. I want to be as straight
out Sufi as I could be, so which was not that straight as I
could do, and so, you know, to be a suf you've got
to be a Muslim according to that theory. So ended up helping this guy,
doctor John Andrew Morrow, another Muslim uh A Metis, who was which
means half breed India and European guy from Quebec in Canada, who did incredible
research in finding that the treaties that the prophet Muhammad made with other religions at
this time, with incredible documents and mostly forgotten, and just as Isis was
coming up, we were giving those documents to the world proving that Isis was
under the curse of a law and his prophet, which was pretty intense,
and so uh they weren't they actually just COVID came can I just kidding.
Let me interrupt, diff wasn't isis actually acting on the I went they Muslim
people kind of fanatics? Isis isis? Look it developed too fast, people
said, call into existence by a lot of people on the hobby types.
And what happened to them types? What happened to them? What happened to
them? You know the kind of Muslims that that hate Sufi's and think what
happened to them? Blood? Our blood is haram, which means they get
to kill us whenever they see nothing. We can't. We cannot Childs Childs,
Childs created child by you know, Saudi Arabia, Israel, the United
States, We can't and a bunch of and probably British intelligence, a Child's
national U mercenary pool to throw this army together because we were we wanted to
counter the influence of Russia and Iran in Syria d and then they got away
from us to destroy them. It's your cat there, Can I talk to
the cat? Listen? Child Let me ask you a couple of questions.
Okay, okay, First of all, we don't talk politics on the show.
We're not going to have some kind of Muslim uh thing. Okay,
all right, no, all right, so we don't want that to happen.
Okay, we really don't want that. I'd rather talk about music with
you. Here's okay, all right, here's the second thing. I do
have a question about Mohammad though, the Mohammed, the guy. I think
it's the number one name in the world now. So when they call people
the prayers, right, you have the guy up in the tower and it
sounds like he's screaming with someone with a wrench on him. You know what
I mean. It's very off key, it's very and I heard. The
reason it's like that is because the first guy to do that was one of
Mohammad's buddies, and he couldn't sing for shit, so everyone has to duplicate
him. Is that true? No? Sure, because Western Western dull Western
musical sensibilities. So you're going to say that sounds good, the three chords,
you can make a blue song. It's actually very you know that.
There's there's some of those mooisines who are the guys that yell from the tower,
right, They're just beautiful. It's it's it's highly artistic and and and
it takes a lot of work and a lot of practice. Doesn't get to
do that. Every time I hear them, too are to Western dull.
But the people always say that though, you know, the people like pounding
on PATSA six housands, like, we don't understand it because we're from the
West. But let me ask you this, though, you said something interesting.
You said, three chords is a blue song. I shared an interview
with the guy who's the top guy in ZZ Top, Billy Gibbons. You
know, he's like the head ZZ Top guy. He's he says, same
three guys, same three chords. We've been doing it for forty years,
you know. And it's true. It's true. I mean, you know
what you say. It's the simple all day long. Yeah. Yeah.
And the only guy who did better than that was was Jim Morrison, who
wrote most of his songs with two notes, right really, yeah, you
know, song after song. I saw him live, as it turns out,
So listen, before we get into what we're going to get into,
you had some times We're talking about the Rolling Stones a little bit before we
came on the air. We're going to talk about a favorite Rolling Stone song,
and I really want to know what your favorite Rolling Stone song is.
Well, I don't have a favorite Rolling song. I mean wow. I
mean there's so many masterpieces, and sometimes in a certain mood, I like
their ballad stuff, you know, really like no Expectations and that's slow,
you know stuff. But I mean I love stuff on Exile on Main Street.
I mean wow. But if we want a song that is appropriate to
what I want to talk about, which is I'm going to announce it the
coming Ufo religion as a form of Satanism, yes, it definitely is.
To my belief. We could end this with sympathy for the devil if you'd
like you Okay, all right, good song, good song. I wouldn't
call all these songs masterpieces. I think they have. I was on the
company the other day, except to twenty. They did twenty really good songs,
really good. The Beatles did like one hundred and sixty really good songs.
But the Stones are more of a live band. They're more of a
presentation band, you know, they're not a studio band. They're really not
a studio band. But my favorite, my favorite Stones record, They're never
Gonna Guess It? One on What's Your Eyes? Real quick and then we'll
get into this my favorite Stones, right, Sticky Fingers, your favorite I
mean, your favorite single, your favorite song? Oh favorite thing? Can't
you hear me knocking for sticky fingers? Anyone else? Have any no,
no one? That's amazing, big solo and amazing. Mick Taylor, Yeah,
Annie, right, Annie and Angie? Yeah you know song, I
really he's gonna sing it. Uh, Mixed Emotions, he's stepping out.
He's a great ballad, and yeah they do. They knew when to write
a ballat. Mixed Emotions is my favorite Stone song. I don't know why,
but it just And then the other one was uh hm hmm, thinking
about the guns in Central Park? What is that Hotbreaker? Great song,
great freaking song? Remember hot Breaker? Kind of a mind it. You
know, they knew how to cook in whatever they were in. That's what
was. Just give me a shelter, Give me shelters a great song.
Songs like that that's great for right now, you know. Yeah, listen
to the base. Here's one of those moisines coming in there. You go.
I can hear him. He's off to him. That's pretty good.
He can't hear a thing. Okay, all right, I will look for
one who's actually in tune and get back to you. So listen, So
now what do you what? What did you your main announcement? Please tell
us. Well, okay, I set around to a bunch of people and
these were people who were in the email circle of Jack's are futty, I
don't know if you're connected with that circle. And then then somebody else sent
me, like like a two hundred and fifty three and fifty you know people,
an email to a huge group of UFO you know, aficionado's, and
so I put them on my list and I set out to all of them,
just saying, well, what we're getting now is a religion of UFOs,
and it's being pushed like crazy by by every media outlet in the world,
really, and it seems to have a lot of money and support behind
it from the the military industrial intelligence complex, and it's coming out of you
know, out of everybody's pores, and it's just it's not just just just
the History channel anymore, you know. So I'm saying, if you want
to find out where this what this is as a religion, I'm not talking
about the UFO phenomenon, which is something of its own, but but but
the idea of making a religion out of it. Where did that come from?
Well? Check free things. One is the life and career of Jack
Parsons, the other is the life and career of Lieutenant Colonel Michael Aquino,
and the what was what was the third one? Oh? Just just figure
out where the idea came from, that that we were not created by God
but we were created by the aliens. Okay, let's stop. Can we
stop childs? Can I just stop you there for a seconds. I don't
want to say switches involved. Okay, he's going to asume me, but
let me ask you this. Okay. So what you're saying is, if
I hear you right, is that the Pentagon, everybody, all those people
are creating a religion to worship UFOs as as a as first of all,
as a pretense to what the UFO is going to land, and then we'll
all be worshiping them. Is that that? Well? I mean, who
knows how it's finally going to shake out, But the idea what they want
to do is get rid of the major world religious because if you want to
control the world, you do not want billions of people having their worldview determined
by and their basic morality determined by people that you don't control well, I
mean forget that, get get you know, get rid of them, or
depotentiate them, or weaken them, or do anything you can. Actually,
all that we're having now is people are leaving the churches and groves, and
they're actually leaving the mosques and droves as well. And a lot of people
are saying, I mean I saw YouTube video says, you know, from
atheists to UFO believer. I mean, you know, this girl didn't believe
in anything anything, but now she believes in UFOs in the place of God.
And that's what's going on in a massive, huge way. Right Listen,
Why would the Pentagon care about this? Why would they care about this?
Why would the why would the military industrial complex care about this? Because
they they can control people with that belief? Well, what are they doing?
What would be different if the if the Pentagon controlled this? What would
be different? Right now, let me just backtrack a second. The phenomenon
is you know of UFOs is basically as you will you will get from a
wonderful book by uphologist Jacques Ballet called We Know Him Asport to Magoonia. It's
a great phenomenon. It has been going on in many different cultures under many
different names for thousands and thousands of years ahead. So this is just part
of what reality is in this world, this physical reality with stuff we see
through our eyes here through our ears, you know, tables we can with
our fists. When we get we get a little overboard. And then then
if you believe in God, you know, you don't recognize a higher world
of spirituality that transcends all of this. And then there's a world in between,
which is kind of physical and kind of not. It's quasi physical,
subtle, and everybody knew about that world until the West a few centuries ago
has started to consider that to be old hat and superstition. And you know,
now everybody's seeing these things, particularly because everybody's got cell phones making video
them, or also because of military radar and infrared sensors and stuff are getting
more and more sophisticated. We're starting to be able to see a little bit
into that world and see things, you know, that we couldn't see before.
And so now we're getting hit. Wait a minute, what are these
things now? If it was three hundred years ago or four hundred years ago,
everybody say, oh, the Muslims who say, well, those are
the gin or Northern Europeans would say, well, those are the fairies,
or even the Catholic medieval Catholics would say, we're still saying the same thing,
different thing, the long lived beings, which are neither angels. If
this is the case, believe in that stuff anymore. We're totally into materialism.
When it comes it just blows our minds. Let me me, there
must be some kind of you know, advanced technological civilization from other planets,
because it couldn't be what it appears to be. Please, you know something
in our in our materialistic worldview, you know, let me ask you this.
Okay, So what we're saying is, and this is the first time
we've heard this, is that we're seeing the same thing. We're experiencing the
same thing as four hundred years ago. We just call it something different.
That much I can understand. Why would the Pentagon be involved in something like
this with the crusadersm to begin with, in a larger in a larger sense,
they don't want they want to get rid of religions because religions are something
that in their initial in their original form, they can't exercise total control the
population. So they want to take the you know, take take the wind
out of the sales of religion. Secondly, and this is and they want
to create a religion. It's a perfect religion because you can you can have
sort of all of the emotions and reactions you have as a religious believer,
which I believe are sort of natural to the human being to believe in something
greater than ourselves. But you can do it without ever having to throw away
your materialists. When is this going to happen? Good materialists? And yet
and yet, you know, you have all these religious feelings about UFOs.
But the thing is, hey, the government, It doesn't everybody believe the
government knows these beings, is in touch with them. The government has made
treaties with them. Eisenhower, you know, met them. So in other
words, this makes the government, the military industrial intelligence complex, affect the
priests of this new religion. Let the authorities, we may not like to
it, we believe they know great power over us. Let me ask you
this. Okay, first of all, this is what I don't understand from
a lot of people. Let's say that have these kind of conspiracies. Okay,
I don't want to call it a conspiracy with these kind of beliefs.
Let me just say this, okay. First of all, we want to
say the government, the US government is up. Okay, and you hear
it every day. You know, they they can't do anything right. They
can't do anything right. The military can't do anything right. It's people stealing
billions of doing and so on and so for on. They're getting caught every
day doing something. All of a sudden, the government now is all knowing.
They don't make mistakes. You know, no one's going to catch them.
They've come up with this unbelievable conspiracy and no one has. You see
what I mean. I mean, first, there's there's different levels. I
mean, you know, like anybody would say, you know, the Masons
below the three through degree know nothing. But as soon as you get to
be three through degree, then you're in on the global conspiracy to rule the
world. Well, I wouldn't necessarily literally put that work out, but there
are there are you know, uh, you know, smaller groups of people
who have maintained who have a pretty sophisticated idea of of of how to control
large groups of people large you know, populations and and and have been doing
this for generations. I mean, well, but but not but but not
called the Fabian socialist methods. Yeah no, but we're not in that world.
We don't live in that world. Okay. I mean, if if
they've been our world, I know, But if there have been people trying
to take over the world, the intelligentsia whoever you want to call them,
have been trying to take over the world for hundreds of years, where are
they? You know, why haven't they done it? They've failed because we
do not live in a world like that. Have largely it's just that they're
not a unified movement, that they're different power blocks. They're jockeying for control.
There are people out the rivalry more controlled than we can ever possibly imagine.
Yeah, but it's it's a money thing. Go ahead. I got
a question. In you have book, The The Alien Disclosure Deception, you
described usos as psycho physical entities. Now, is that saying that they really
aren't grays and they don't go around and rocket ships? Uh? You know,
I'm not quite what you mean when you describe them that. Well,
they go around in some kind of ships, but I don't think those ships
are from other planets. Now, there's an Eastern Orthodox priest and named Sarah
from Rose who wrote a book called Orthodoxy and the Religion of the Future,
and he had a chapter in UFO. It's a great chapter and he said
two things which are very actually three things which are really important to really was
one he said, when Christianity was developing in its early years, but most
of the of the Roman Empire was still pagan. Yes, there's a lot
of magicians operating because that was what was done. And and uh, you
know, the the early Christian saints talked about experiences very much like UFO experience,
which they they attributed to demons. So uh uh. Number two,
Sarah from Rose says, the you know, he calls the demons. I'm
gonna this is a parenthesis here he calls the demons. Muslims call them gin,
and gin is a little less uh pejorative term. The Gin can be
good guys or bad guys. Some of the Gin are faithful Muslims or in
fact, faith faithful Christians, et cetera. Others are not, and they're
rebellion against God and they're they're basically demons. So yeah, yeah, but
anyway, the Christians just concentrate on on the you know, the these guys
are bad news and you don't want to get involved with them. They call
them all demons, all right, so so so Sarah for moros will say,
and the demons have a kind of technology of their own. They can
produce structures on their own plane, which is like say, psychophysical, it's
a subtle physical plane, not quite material, almost material. They can produce
their own quote kind of technology. One of the powers they have number three
is temporary materialization. They can come through and become physical objects in this world
up here in radar leave behind physical traces to that. But most most often
and perhaps always, they will pretty soon go up and smoke because they don't
exactly belong here. They have to use a lot of energy to materialize here
and to interact with us, and then they're gone because they're proper place where
they live. They're like a fish out of water when they're that's almost that
almost makes sense in a way, you know what I mean, Or it
almost for the first time, but you know, you would almost see that.
And they just make quick appearances. We see them doing something crazy and
then bang them gone, you know, And I can almost see that that
it's almost like a deep sea dive of the deep, you go all the
most stuff you have to have. You know this, We're going to take
a breakown child, You're going to hang around with us. We get a
couple more segments. You're hang with us. I think you should send you
rum what do they call that photo? When you send the Hollywood studios your
headshot? I think you give you a pot for you when you know some
kind of Mel Gibson movie or something like that. You know you'd be the
Lord Viceroy of No has anyone approached you to be in a movie that wasn't
a point? Well? You know that the Muslims say that the human race
is God's viceroy on this earth. Well that's where he came from. Listen,
I gotta say that like vice roys Man, because that's what we are.
We used to smoke that as kids. You know. The thing is
is that we can't pick on any religion here, but we can't like champion
any religion either. You know, Muslims have a lot to answer for I'm
sorry, I know that we have a lot to answer for off for them
too, but they have a lot to answer. Well, we're not going
to turn it into the large groups of human beings. I've all got a
lot to answer. We got that great baby, Okay, all right,
why don't we do this? Why do we all have a drink and take
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I mean there, you know, you know at next Netflix of Protestants.
We're dealing with that, okay, okay. Also with us is a National
correspondent switch plate Steve what switchy? Great to be here. Okay, but
you have a breakfast real quick? Tell us I had the what they call
the low car breakfast. Oh yes, scrambled eggs, a few strips of
bacon and sausage. Jing five thousand calories. That is low. But if
you eat pig you're going to hell. There you go, all right,
remember that. Let's see does the voice of God again? Switch also with
us is our security chief, Willie Club, who should step in here at
one point? Willie? How you doing? I'm really I'm like a sponge
tonight. I'm taking all this in, really trying to digest it. You
might say, okay, but but I'm one and a lot. I'm enjoying
this interaction. They are, okay. Also with us as Ufo Mechanical now
though, enjoying the interaction. Hello Machelo. Everyone, and uh, you
know I was an altar boy too. I think they're a fair number of
us on the show that probably were altar boys in their day. Sure,
all right, but that doesn't mean we have to talk about it. No,
I'm just the first, you know, ex Catholics. Yeah, anyway.
Also with us is a favorite good witch up there? A witch up
there in sideways. How are you doing tonight? Hello, my friends?
Thank you so much for having me to get my tarot cards out? Yeah?
Yeah, you better, you better get that new set. Are you
enjoying yourself tonight? Oh? I am having a blast. Thanks for having
me. Okay, all right, good to know. Awesome with us as
our guest childs Upton Chiles, how are you doing out there? You're in
California. Right, No, I'm in Kentucky. I was in California all
my life till two thousand and four. Moved to Lexington, Kentucky because my
wife Jenny grew up here in California. Became impossible as more and more people
are realizing. But you know, Mac, we were talking about who Charles
reminded us of, now that I see it, Kentucky, Kentucky Colonel Yes,
absolutely, a Kentucky on the Confederate General or one down there, a
KFC. Oh yeah, Colonel Sanders, my mother in law new Colonel Sanders.
Really yeah, when he was a lieutenant. But before he was you
know, like had a big chain. He was just you know, somehow
local guy. Yeah, huh, what kind of reason lieutenant at that time?
Right, he was a small yeah all right, wow, that would
be right. You you'd like it looks like you'd been sipping a mid ulip
ever had one of those. No, and not till I'm dead, not
to dead. Okay, that's how good it is. On the other side.
So anyway, so Childs is into everything having to do with the UFOs.
But tonight, right now we're going to listen to Raven has report We're
gonna put her a bumper in right here, and now it's time for Raven.
Raven, what do you have for us tonight? Well, I have
the disappearance of Lars and the tank and this is the most famous missing person
on YouTube. Do you just want to apologize in advance if I mispronounce any
names or locations related to this case. I did look up tons of pronunciations.
There's a lot of German words, and it's like it's really rough.
So we'll just we'll do our best. So. Lars Mettank was born on
February ninth, nineteen eighty six, in Berlin, Germany. He grew up
in Yeah, it's a Schleischwigholston and lived there for his entire life. He
worked at a power plant. He had friends, he had a girlfriend,
He visited his parents regularly. He was described as a normal person, so
nothing like super remarkable in any way about his day to day life. Let's
dive. In June thirtieth, twenty fourteen, twenty eight year old Metank traveled
with five of his friends to Varna, Bulgaria. This was his first trip
outside of Germany. The group stayed at the Golden Sands which is a seaside
resort, and that's just outside of the city of Varna. Paul Rahman,
one of Matank's friends, said about the trip, quote, the week went
by really fast. We relaxed on the beach, so I'm in the pool,
played football, went clubbing. He was relaxed. He was in a
good mood. End quote. On a weirder note, Tim Shult, another
friend in the group, said that Metank did not eat much on the trip,
and that he would have only a small bowl of soup or a small
salad at a time. His friends reported no additional abnormal behavior by Metank until
the final part of the trip. And just on a side note, I
don't really think Lars's diet had anything to do with his disappearance, nor do
I think it was abnormal. I don't really feel like it's relevant, but
it was brought up in relation to his case, so I just want to
present all the facts, Okay. So on July sixth, twenty fourteen,
the day before they were supposed to return home, the Tank and his companions
were at a bar in town me Tank ended up getting into an argument with
some other patrons or football. Metank was a fan of the football club Worder
Bremen, while the other group were fans of Bayern Munich. So after the
disagreement, he parted from his friends and disappeared for the rest of the night.
Matank returned to the resort the following morning and told his friends he was
beaten up by four men hired by the group from the bar who he was
arguing with the night before. During the fight, Metank sustained an injury to
the jaw and ruptured in a ruptured ear drum. He saw a doctor who
advised him not to fly due to his injury and prescribed an antibiotic called CEF
Brazil five hundred milligrams. Matank's friends wanted to stay with him, but he
insisted he was fine on his own and told them to follow the original plan
and fly home on July seventh, which they did so July seventh, twenty
fourteen, Mattank and his friends check out of the resort. At this point,
Lars would partways from the group and check into Color Varna, a cheap
hotel close to the airport, for one night. However, a day after
his friends left, he began to act paranoid. While at the hotel,
Metank called his mother, Sandramtank, in a whisper. He told her that
people were trying to kill or rob him, and that she should cancel his
credit cards. The CCTV in the hotel recorded him pacing up and down the
halls, looking out windows and hiding in an elevator. One am, he
left the hotel and returned about an hour later. It is unknown what he
did during that time. In the morning, he once again called his mother,
telling her that the people pursuing him were getting closer. July eighth,
twenty fourteen, Lars was hoping to fly home to Germany out of Varna Airport.
This was the last day he would be seen. He texted his mother
that he had arrived at the airport and went to con with the airport doctor,
doctor Costa Kostav. Doctor Kostev would later describe his behavior as nervous and
erratic. According to doctor Kostiv, he told Metank that he was cleared for
travel and could fly home. However, Mitank did not want to leave his
office, expressing doubt about the medication that he was taking. At that time,
the airport was undergoing a renovation, and a construction worker entered the office
that they were in costav reported that Metank began to tremble. He held quote,
I don't want to die here. I have to get out of here
end quote. Then he got up and fled from the office. He left
behind all of his luggage, which included his wallet, cell phone, and
passport. Airport security cameras captured me Tank running through the terminal in what appears
to be a panic. Once outside, he can be seen on the footage
jogging away from the airport, climbing a fence, running into a meadow,
and sprinting off camera in the direction of a forest near Bulgarian National Highway A
two. This CCTV footage is available on YouTube for anyone who's interested in seeing
how everything kind of went down, and these are his last confirmed whereabouts.
So between experts and family members, no one can definitively agree on the cause
or causes of Metank's behavior and if there was any validity to his paranoia.
Metank's mother and some German and Bulgarian doctors have suspected that Metank's unusual behavior was
the result of a rare side effect from the antibiotic that he was prescribed.
Remember, he was prescribed Ceph Frazil for his injuries from the fight. This
antibiotic had been known to induce psychotic side effects, including hallucinations and paranoia.
However, according to doctor Costav, Lars had not been taking his medication.
Per a statement from doctor Kastiv, quote, he didn't take those antibiotics.
He didn't even fill his prescription, so his behavior couldn't have been a result
of that. I can't think of a single reason why he left my office
in such a panic. I'm still confused. End quote. His mother said
that he had no history of mental illness, but a mental breakdown caused by
an undiagnosed mental illness has been discussed as a possible explanation for his bizarre actions.
It is unknown what happened to Lars after he fled the airport, With
the police unable to determine his fate, Sandra mettank Lars's mother hired a private
investigator named Andreas Gutig. He checked hospital records for patients without identification, but
found nothing. Metank Sorry had experience in hunting, fishing, and trapping,
but there is skepticism about whether he would have been able to survive for long
outdoors due to intense heat and lack of food, but his mother had expressed
that she believes he is still alive and that he possibly lost his memory.
About a year after his disappearance, a truck driver thought he saw him hitchhiking
in Varna. There have been multiple reported sightings of him in several other countries
as well, but none have been confirmed. In twenty nineteen, a German
truck driver gave a hitchhiker a ride from Dresden to Schildom in Oberhavil, Brandenburg.
The driver became aware of the the Tank case after the fact and said
that the hitchhiker resembled an older version of Lars. The driver said that the
man had long hair, a beard, tired eyes, and prominent cheekbones.
That tank has been described as the most famous missing person on YouTube. By
May twenty eighteen, less than four years after his disappearance, the security footage
of him in the airport had been viewed more than sixteen million times. The
mysterious nature the case has led to frequent discussions and the growth of numerous theories.
Lars has never been found and the case remains unsolved. The tank is
listed as one hundred eighty centimeters which is five foot eleven with dark blonde hair,
and he has a scar on his left forearm. He is currently thirty
eight years old, and he just vanished into thin air. See here's the
thing that is, here's the thing I think. All right, let me
just jump in here real quick. Yeah, these days, you can't you
can't survive. You can't survive for a long time without I'm sorry, a
credit card, you know what I mean, some kind of connection. People
don't pay in cash anymore. How could you live for ten years without a
footprint? I understand unless you have someone hiding you, you know what I
mean, If someone's hunting you, it will be a little easier. But
it's very hard these days to disappear. So what this guy, whatever happened
to him? Wow, it sounds to me like it still sounds like some
kind of a drug reaction or all of a sudden, he gets all this
paranoia and then he runs into the woods. And obviously that would have worn
off at some point and he would have got out there to look for family
or friends or whatever. So the way I'm reading this thing is that I
can see it. Even though they said he didn't take that drug, it
sounds like he did, and maybe he went in the woods and exposure and
then you know, there's a lot of beers over and there for so might
never find another trace of him. But I would have thought once that paranoia
that he had, which sounds temporary more off, that he would have come
to his senses and tried to locate. You know, people will help him
get back. So it's odd, but I you know, we have a
thing in Boston with the colleges. Every year there's two or three of these
incidents where these college students new to Boston going the bar and they drank heavily
and then they end up drowning in the ocean because you know, obviously the
drinking, they just lost all direction and they end up walking a mile down
the street and they end up in Boston Harbor and they drowned. And it
happens almost every year. It's almost you know, you could time it from
September when school starts, and it's always one or two. And there are
always people that are not familiar with the area. There's students who came from
out of country or out of state. But in a way, it almost
sounds something like that. But he went through a lot. This guy went
through a lot before that happened. Hey Chiles, do you have a take
on this child's up to now? But well, yeah, just one thing
about his paranoia. Look, if he was beaten bad enough to bust his
ear druma he could have had a concussion. Yeah, and that that that
he could have had slight temporary brain you know, trauma, and and that
that could explain his paranoia and hallucinations and everything. You know, you know,
concussions. There's no such thing as a slight concussion. They should say,
well he has a slight concussion. No such thing, you know.
But anyway, so what was the last physical trace of him as he's shown
up like in camera anything or just eyewitnesses they're they're you know, what I
read was a lot of people have claimed that they've seen him, just kind
of as like a cruel joke, and like they they have tried to like
follow up on things and it turns out to be nothing. So I think
like the the last you know, the last one would have been the truck
driver that picked him up. But again it's like you really can't confirm it,
and where did he go after that? You know, if he dropped
him off somewhere and he I mean, did he have survival wilderness survival skills
a little bit. He lost his memory and became a hermit who lived off
of roots and berries. I mean, is that possible? I mean not
not in an area with a lot of where it snows in the winter.
Unless he was really good at creating helter. It doesn't sound likely. It's
hard to just it's hard to survive out in that wilderness. And there's that.
There's a movie in a book about that guy. He I forget Sean
Penn was involved in it. This guy wanted to go out up in the
hills in Washington state of some place to live off the land. So his
plan was he had an old school bus out there and that book is so
good to grow his own food and and and while waiting for the food to
grow, he would go out and shoot squirrels and eat the squirrels. But
as it turns out, the mathematics it is that it's very hard to shoot
a squirrel, and when you do, you get about like at a dura
worth of meat. So the time and the effort that you put into shooting,
you know, trying to shoot squirrels, you starve to death. Okay,
he accidentally poisoned himself, right, yeah, okay, but he was
starving to death right when it happened. Yeah yeah, but the poisoning didn't
help. Didn't help, right, So so what do you know what I
mean, it's very You can't go out there and just eat berries, you
know, you have to and don't eat what you think is as wild parsonally,
Never do that. Don't eat that smoke it don't need it. Poison
hemlock or fools parsonally or a bunch of things that are poison for that is
that it sounds like a major city like Nuremberg. Think you mentioned that's a
big city. And even if you're in the forest, you're eventually going to
end up back out in civilization and someone will find you in middle of Germany
someplace, you know, for a forest, no matter what, someone would
find you hunt. I'm going to have to look at that. I got
to read that. That's really interesting. Yeah, yeah, it's fascinating and
like you'll go down a rabbit hole. I mean, like I could have
gone on for another you know, half hour with more information, but yeah,
yeah, what's interesting is is why you know, one missing person,
everybody says, you know, where is he? I mean the fact that
like sixteen million at least views, you know, all those people would get
interested in that case is interesting. Psychologically, Yeah, everybody feels that they've
lost somebody. Everybody feels sometimes that they've lost themselves. What if I was
that guy? You know, people identifying you would not want to know him.
That would be my biggest fear, you know too, just to disappear
and you don't know what happened to me. I think that's bad isolation.
Since COVID isolation has come down on a lot of people, I mean people,
people are still in in defact a lockdown, you know, because a
lot of you know here here in and Lexington, a lot of you know,
restaurants and places where we would hang out didn't survive CODD So you just
have same here, less relation to human beings, right, Well, yeah,
that's how it is. But anyway, we listen, why would take
any quick break? Now you're listening to Macloney's milk tracks. I sorry here
in the Distant Thunder radio that well, I was going to clap for Raven,
Let's do it. The clap was missing there for a second. Oh
that sounds bad. You're listening to Macloniy's milk tracks. I'll show here in
the Distant Thunder Radio Network. Please stay tuned. And I just kept going
on and on about myself. I'm taking a leak in the driveway. Just
I know you'd like to talk to total stranger. The story has got nothing
to do with the Bruins game. It's what happened with Grandma. I was
wondering if those were sadow messocresm straps or something. But I digress from what
I don't know, get into the beautiful mind of world want only On the
Mac Malone Military X File show, Welcome Mecca went to Macimoney's mill track saw
show here in the Distant Thunder Radio net Way. This is MCAMARONI, Well,
what a show we have for you tonight, girls. You see the
very famous one one. Hello girls, who I Mac? The show immensely
tonight. I really okay, great gifts, Yeah, okay, good good?
Uh hear you say that. Also with us as our national correspondent down
there in Flapjack West, Virginia, switch Blade Steve Wood switchy Uh great to
be here in Flapjack West, Virginia. Right, very quickly, what was
your breakfast? Again? This is the locale special tutors, the the uh
yeah, the uh what I call it that? They call it the low
car breakfast. Go ahead. I had scrambled eggs, a few strips of
bacon, sausage patty, and a biscuit. Where's that low the biscuits the
only car bend. Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, you're probably right.
That was full. Yeah, okay, I love those biscuits. Anyway.
Also with us as security chief, Willie club of a drunk food,
We're not switching. He's just such a tough act to follow up, always
compete with him at all. It's just unbelievable. But anyways, yeah,
great show tonight. I'm enjoying the diversity. You might say, okay,
topics all right if you want. Also with us is your full mechanic Alan
now though, hello Mac, Hello everyone. I want to explain why you
have a minuture golf course on the because I make you know, if I
happen to put something down loud or make a noise, I annoy someone.
So I try the engineer, so I try. I try to put this
here so that if I bang on the table or I do anything. It
doesn't disrupt anything. So basically it does. He takes pistol Pete's putting green
okay, and puts it there. I do it's it's actually this is the
putting green off the thing in the in the conference room. Okay. So
if I sit here, i'll bang, I'll do something and it'll be annoying.
So I sit here with this, so I what's what's good about that
is that he also has a bag of clubs back then, So for a
look for Bob the ghost, we usually golf up with the club. If
you hit someone with an eye and baby, they're gonna feel it unless they're
a ghost and it's gonna go right through them, and then then you should
use the would hang on, listen, Charles, is really a ghost in
that studio I've experienced. Let's interview the witch first, and that they love
electronic equipment. That could okay, as they feed off the energy, right
Chas, Yeah, they do. That's why the bills are so high.
Here listen, raven a good way, let me stat again? Good and
what are you doing? Maybe you get them. There's a reason for it.
It's called Al's debris. Also with us up there in upstate in the
ye. It's a favorite good witch. Raven, Raven. Now you're doing
Hi, my friends, Thank you so much for having me. Hi ravid
Hi. I just want to let you know. She gets about ninety of
the email fan mail. I get none, so and everyone else is in
between. Anyway, Raven real quick. Somebody asked me, a fan asked
me the day do you bake? Do you like baked cakes and stuff like
that? You'll cook? No, I'm going to say no. I burn
cereal no way, okay. Also with us is a friend, a new
friend, Charles Upton, Charles out in Donald Lexington, Kentucky. He's the
UFO. I don't know, how would you describe yourself in an elevator pitch
as a quick elevator? Oh? That was the last description was too long.
Oh I'm seventy five years old. I remember from before the counterculture went
through. The counterculture went through a semi leftist politics, peace movement New Age.
Then I sort of went straighter and joined the Sufi's and I've been that
for like you know, well, he's already on the fifth floor. I
am there like twenty five years that that's a form through which I can.
I can remember God, and that's what it is to me. Okay,
So do you think eventually you know the secret of you those will you know
be revealed to us in our lifetime or is it a secret forever. I
think it's there, but you have to interpret it, you know, I
mean, I mean, I don't know if people will ever stop dreaming the
wrong dreams about what they are. But I think all the information that we
need to know about what they basically are is available. Except for me as
a believer in God, You've got to have a position outside the game.
You know, if you can look at all these different phenomena, you know,
of the big Foot and the Offman on the UFOs and the elves and
the ghosts, and if you can look at all these different ideologies that are
bouncing around, and people believe they're aliens, and they believe that they are
a government plot, and they believe if you look at all this stuff,
yes it will one of those ideas will grab you and you will get obsessed
with it, and you will go and go and you will try to prove
that that belief, and you will amass vast amounts of data and do a
huge amount of research and speculate you, you know, until you're blue in
the face, and you will not really get it. You have to step
back and see if you see all this from the standpoint of the One,
and that the One is not involved in the world, and yet the world
is totally happening within the One. But let me ask, well, the
One is the truth behind everything in the world, and yet from another standpoint,
it's not involved. But let me ask you this question. Let me
ask you this. Let me ask you can chuce the different parts of the
puzzle together fairly easily and come up with what the UFOs child's let me answer
you this, okay, all right, just for an alternate theory. Okay,
how about if we take religion out of it. Okay, and let's
say let's say the universe was created by something that we cannot conceive of what
they are. Let's just let's just leave it at that. Then what do
you hang so that that that put I can't but I can't, I can't.
Let me ask the question. Okay, let's just let's just agree to
to take religion out of the whole equation. Then what what are UFOs?
They go? Good? Answer? All right? You know, listen,
I really like you that. I really like what you said though back where
if it would take a lot of energy to go universe hopping, you know
what I mean, It would take a lot of energy, and that's why
they don't stay for a long time. I like that idea in a way,
you know. But anyway, we're gonna at the Switches Report. I'm
going to put his bumper in the switchy. And now it's time for another
story from the Lost Annals of the Paranormal. It's time for Steve Ward's report
from the Fringe. What do you have for switching? Well? The name
of the gentleman is Jay Gordon vaith E v A E. T H.
He was of the Special Devices section of the Office of Naval Research. He
was an aeronautical engineer who had been working for a number of years developing rockets,
skyhook balloons remember those, and high altitude flight. He was also an
air intelligent Air intelligence to the Atlantic Fleet from nineteen forty two to nineteen forty
five. Now this is back in the fifties, back in the old days,
and I first read about this guy one of the old newsletters. There
used to be dozens and dozens of newsletters about UFOs back in the fifties and
sixties. This was CSI Civilian Saucer Intelligence Group newsletter now it in New York.
On June third, nineteen fifty five, they had a meeting and this
Faith spoke there. He was spoke along with a guy named Ted Bloucher.
He was Ted Bloucher was a big name in UFO research back and though,
well all the way up to the seventies anyway, Now based talk was on
spaceflight by man. Yes, how soon and I get a little feedback in
here anyway, And now that's going to sounds kind of boring at least in
this day and age. But the question and answer period got a little bit
interesting, okay. He spoke at length about flying saucers. Now, flying
saucers back in those days was a perfectly good you know, we go back
and forth about UFOs and UAP. I think my favorite is Charles Ford's OSF
objects scene floating. He actually used that term nice back in books. Anyway,
He had an interest in flying saucers Faith because of a couple of personal
experiences he had won in July or August about nineteen fifty four. I'll get
to that one in a moment. But there was one cupboard in his book
called two hundred Miles Up, The Conquest of the Upper Air, and the
book was about high altitude rockets and balloons, tearing documentation into the upper atmosphere,
flying laboratories and so forth to give information about that part of our planet.
Back then, they didn't really know much about that. And he writes
in his book that some Skyhook balloons were mistaken for in quote saucers. It
was one in nineteen forty seven when one of the Skyhook balloons floated over a
large city, moved into an air of low wind about ninety five thousand feet.
It stayed there for about three hours. The balloon reflected sunlight and the
setting sun caused it to turn red. They got a few people nervous at
the time. Now, on April twenty fourth, nineteen forty nine, he
was out there with a balloon crew and they were the White Sands Proving Ground
in New Mexico, and it was with personnel from the US Navy Special Devices
Center that had facilities there to observe the weather data and so forth. So
what they did was they were preparing for this operation at ten twenty am they
released a small three hundred and fifty grand weather balloon. Now after launch,
they thought they spotted it with a naked eye, and suddenly an unidentified object
came out of the east. It was apparent that it was not the balloon
because they had it in sight at the same time and it was visible for
more than sixty seconds that it disappeared in a sharp climb cloudless guy, no
haze, left no trail or exhaust or noise. And in his book,
he's very careful. He kind of dances around it. He doesn't suggest that
it's aliens or proper UFO. He just says it's you know, it's something
that they observed and could not identify. But actually when he when he's giving
this talk in in nineteen fifty five, but sighting he had a year earlier,
he said, this is what really convinced him. He saw three globular,
globular objects flying in formation, one vanished before his eyes, and no
doubt this was something completely unexplained. And then he gives a question in the
audience about green fireballs. Remember those, Yeah, yeah, there's supposed to
supposed to be three features of them. One is they seem to fly horizontal,
very quiet, and there are no friendments. They don't seem to hit
and leave a bunch of fragments. That's what's that. Early fifties switchy,
early fifties. This is this is nineteen fifty five, Yeah right, yeah
it was. It was one of these things for a year, these really
weird, weird things. No one ever figured them out. Then they kind
of went away, which is also pretty strange. Well interesting enough when they
when you talk to the Contact Ease and the people that were supposed to be
channeling the Space Brothers, they said the green fireballs were sent by the Space
Brothers to neutralize our nuclear bombs or nuclear They did a good job. After
what it's worried well saw the fireball twice. He saw once in Maryland and
the other in October of fifty four over New Mexico. He saw it for
several seconds flying in a perfectly horizontal path, and so then he would you
know, back in those days, he raised questions about the occupants, what
you know, who drives these things? Where do they come from? These
are the good old days. I remember. It's called Jim Lorenzen in a
special in the nineteen seventies, said back in the fifties, they thought they
were going to solve this mystery within a couple of years. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, and we still haven't really solved it. And they also,
I was just going to say, they also not only did people see these
things and are their pictures of them? There are plenty of pictures of them
basically going horizontal like you might see the contrail of a jet sometimes, right,
but they also saw them a lot after nuclear tests from Los Alamos,
you know, I mean, they were over lost almost all the time.
And it would happen usually after a nuclear test somewhere. And the weird thing
that happened is they used to do the nuclear test Altum in the middle of
the desert in New Mexico, right near Lost Alimos, so the green fireballs
would show up. But what freaked them out was like a year into it,
they did a test out in the Bikinia Toll and the green fireballs still
showed up over Los Alamos. So, you know, what's what's the what's
the what's the consciousness there? You know what I mean, it's kind of
like a waning away or something that's on autopilot. Maybe it was the space
brothers who knows. And as an aside, he wrote another book called Blimps
in U Boats US Navy Airships in the Battle of the Atlantic, and this
book he tells the story of the US Navy lighter than aircraft apparently blimps through
something like thirty seven thousand missions, attacks and open the North and South Atlantic,
the Caribbean and the Straits of Gibraltar. Yes, and their mission included
escorting, uh, you know a lot of the surface vessels. So pretty
interesting guy, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yep. There's a famous kind
of ghost airship story. But it took place I think in San Francisco.
Yeah, it did take place in Yeah, towards the end of World War
two, this blimp went out and someone reported a Japanese submarine in San Francisco
Bay. So I think it's called the Mystery of R five or something.
So they went out and they looked for it, and it was like four
guys in the in the gondole. They call them, and they started to
say we see something and then boom, they don't hear anything. Now,
this is San Francisco Bay. Everyone is around. Okay, you're not going
to be fighting a submarine and not you know, but they never heard from
them again. But people saw the blimp, which is really weird. The
blimp went over the Golden gate Bridge. Lots of surface you know, vessels
saw them. They crashed in some suburb and no one was on board,
right, you know, no one saw them fall out. The bodies were
never found, you know what happened, and that that really kind of ended
the Navy's airship thing. But that's the spooky. That whole story is kind
of spooky. You know, airships themselves. I used to see them as
a kid growing up in Dorchester to see them Club Jesse blimps when you were
a kid. Yeah, fun around, yeah yeah, and the Goodyear blimp
was always around, right is that still around? But we had them at
sporting events. We used to go in old an old, you know,
an old and just write the big letters U f O on it. You
know you do that popular? You could go around the States and I'd love
to have you. You know you could, you could make a living,
but I don't. I don't have the entrepreneurial spirit. I guess none of
us. Still. Hey, listen, switch, thanks very much. Let's
clap the switch so he doesn't power especially so I think we're going to wrap
up the show. Switch. Can you find the train wreck image? Yes?
I think I can. Okay, I should say, well, I'll
tap dance on. Switch is doing special effects. How did dumble body at
sea and not get caught? The Noon Truth Time not by Maclonia Mixipulent now
on Amazon, and you know, there's a way we can get free promotional
copies to people, and but we haven't figured it out yet, but you
know we will. But at some point we'll be giving some of the books
away and also free ebooks. It's what we're trying to figure out. But
so so now had to dump a body see and not get caught the Alferrari
story on Seal on Amazon, jed go into the plugs. Now are we
that we get that time there? Yeah? Yeah, we're the ghost.
Yes, we're getting close. Okay, So anyway, well, Homestar Troops
home Star Troops is a military organization that raises funds for our veterans who were
hurt in combat after nine eleven. That's the Iraquois, also the Afghani Waw
and these people who came home most likely missing a limb. And what Homestar
Troops does is they build them a house that are more suited to their needs.
That means there's not a lot of stairs, lower counter space, stuff
like that. When they finish the home, they rip up the mortgage,
they give them the keys. It's theirs for life and they can go and
like rejoin society. And I hate to say this, but you know,
be a little warm anomalized. Let's say so home strut tripers build these homes.
And we've been on lols and I has been to one, and they're
beautiful. You know, they're like, well almost five hundred thousand dollars down
a massive poy it Massachusetts. Excuse me. So these are nice places.
And I think they've built about three hundred and seventy five of them so far.
But the problem is is the waiting list is a thousand. So you
know we should hop them a homestread troops. Google them and see what the
reup to ninety cents on your charity dollar goes to our veterans, and that's
very high in the charity biz. And I think that's it. Also to
say we remind everyone that John McCain was not a loser. He was not
a loser. He's a law hero and he's also a disabled veteran. You
don't make fun of people like that. A child's up, then, thanks
very much for joining us. Childs another little spiel which I could do,
and we'll see how fast I can do, which will eye up my argument.
Go ahead, I think. Okay, So if you don't like a
religion, here's a religion you will hate, hopefully, which is the religion
of UFO worship, and the relationship between the growth of that religion which is
coming from every media outlet, you know, under the sun with Satanism,
and it goes like this. Alistair Crowley, well known Black magician, channeled
an entity called Lamb. He called the Amlunt workings, which many people see
as our first image of the alien gray. Of his students were Jack Parsons
and l Ron Hubbard Carson two yes an advance for the time rocket scientist who
co founded the Arajet Corporation Jeff Propulsion Laboratory, who has a crater named after
him on the dark side of the moon. Uh and uh so he thinks
and Harvard were were brothers together in Crowley's religion called Thelma. They were in
the Thalama lodge of La Parsons. You know he said his lifetime duty and
and goal was to destroy Christianity. Okay, listen, hey childs. My
problem here is that we have to get down to the stobb In Galley in
like twenty minutes before they closed. So I don't want to cut you off,
but you see anyway, you know Parsons, you know, his his
brother Elron Harvard found in scientology who believe that the human race was created not
by God, by an alien named Zenus. Okay, you know this is
another show. Listen, Yeah, that's good. Why don't we clap.
Let's clap Chiles off. You know, if we're gonna go, we'll see
everybody next time. You hear this is back for the entire game. Is
that what I say? Yeah? Thank you one one, thank you Raven,
thank you Switch, thank you Club, thank you al Michael Aquino was
was was we'll fade out roswell and he was a Satanist. Out of this
is this is safe, be happy. This proves what you know, the
chance in this place where time is dying, the givens a diver time in
time to a little in things gone by. If I could catch up filling
by. It was on the way on the road to tread it now trown
out of the house, treating the place of move its trees of God,
the stories dot the dot has one, so I said, said to catch
us up to the feelings. You wrong wals on no way on the road
to now strong in house. Treat this dark place you know, so it's
back. And when the light is coming back, stop the stark place.
It's no fla inside the storm retreat sometimes that's done. It wos all no
where, oh, no road to tree and now my strong in house training.
I don't know strap, I have no crou stranger stop over with him,
shut er, No, I'll step up my fun co d state a
true star. I don't be out to last trus on the road tree stars
stream enough string struck when he's bringing on my face. It hasn't stopped ringing
for days. My world is a fucking so may I become one with the
fun party? Five can swim after forty days and my mind has got fire
and crash his way and met up so high stand in our fall and me
your fun Let me up when on the phone and let me up. We
get a little john get here, let me up, can get you the
fool here, let me up, get me from drowns and the getting down.
I'm pouring my soul splashing in the ocean. I'm losing control, dark
sky all around me. I can't heal, my feet touching the ground.
Fifi can swim after parties days in my mind and crushed file the crashing way,
let me outself and I fall and man got the party things in my
mind and I would sway s me up, so fall a sup went on
the phone and then up weekend. I'm done and get you the kep.
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I heard the love of the story to get to do, got to do
do. I'm the only one to blame for this. Somehow it all adds
up the scene soaring on the wings of pride. I flew too high like
a Ricyclice. Life life life, life, life life. I can't be
held responsible for blown behavior. I lost all contact with my former savior.
No one locked me out because I failed to fall up. I can't be
to live forever like a lorna. My god, my god, it's easy
to be sad when you lack a partner. How would I react to a
broken hard now it ain't really true rock and roll unless sound hanging on to
you when I hold it. Next time, don't let go the goals.
Don't let go the goals. Don't let go the go don't let go,
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let go leo leo let that's all pass or life. It's just don't mind.
But you want to any second things started, So let my life carring
down way so they get them to the funny, and then some day don't
let go let go let sole at school data also attatatt. Hey Mac Maloney
fans, this is Pistol Pete and I'm sitting here with the one and only
Mac Maloney. Hi Mac p Now, Mac, you've got a new book
out called How to Dump a Body at Sea and Not Get Caught that you
wrote with our pal, famous crime novelist Mark Zappula. How did this whole
thing come about? Well, Mac and I have this mutual friend that we
would go out having FeAs with every once in a while, and he had
the same twenty stories that he would tell us kind of over and over again.
And at some point I said, you know, we should write these
down and we did and it turned into a boat. It's such a crazy
title. How'd you come up with it? Well, kind of the same
thing. We're in the talking to this friend of oz one night and he
just said, you know how to get rid of a body sea? And
I can taught And of course we didn't know, and so he told us.
And the secret is in the book. But I can say that it
involves a lot of chainling fence and some crabs. Now, Mac, you
gave me an advanced copy of the book, and like I said before,
it's one of the funniest things I've ever read. It reminded me of the
Sopranos, if the Sopranos had a laugh track. Thanks Peter. But it
also gives you instructions on how to do some pretty shady stuff, stuff not
exactly legal. Well, yeah, the book is about the true life adventures
of a druvenoilet Delinklin grown up in Boston in the late nineteen eighties, So
you get a lot of the inside stuff, like the best way to steal
a car, best way to burn a co how to make fake IDs,
things like that. But in one chapter you actually tell people how to turn
an old broken down Toyota into a brand new Rolls Royce in five easy steps
and it actually works. Yeah. I know it's sounds crazy. I didn't
believe it until I saw the proof, but yes, it actually works.
Now one last question. There's a lot of laughs in the book, but
also a lot of pretty crazy stuff legal and illegal. Is it really all
true? It's really all true, but on the advice of a publisher,
they've asked us not to say anything beyond that for legal reason. But yes,
it is all true. Well thanks Mac. That's how to dump a
body at sea and not get caught, The Al Ferrari story by Mac and
crime writer Mark Zippula. Get it today on Amazon.