Well, I want to talk about our favorite congresswoman. Oh, Marjorie Taylor
Green, no future Hall of Famer of the of site. Okay, miss
Lauren Bobert. Yeah, who knews WWE star is not Lauren Bobert's father.
What second set of DNA test reveals In a scenario straight out of Maury Povidge,
Tests have proven that former w w E star Stan Lane is not the
father of Lauren Bobert. Lane recently agreed to take a second DNA test because
the first one, you know, like anyway, let's Lauren bober she don't
believe in science anyways, to prove that Boubert was not his spawn out of
a brief affair with her mother. So he did did have an affair with
her mother. There was some cheeks with the mother. Stan Lane and Bobert
agreed last month to take a new DNA test after continued paternity claims by Boubert's
mother, Sean Roberts Betts. Sean Robert Spence is Laurens mom's Sean Roberts Benz
is the woman who blessed us with Lauren Bobert. Bobert told The Daily Beast,
I can confirm that Stan Lane is not my biological father. I personally
have never publicly claimed he was my father, but certainly that allegation is out
there. The second test was done after it was revealed that a lab worker
who took the original Lane sample was convicted of taking a bribe to switch vials
on another test. Who knew that the dark underbelly of DNA testing could contain
bribery. Bro, It's like, Bro, that's some dude who got his
little honey knocked up and you don't want his wife to find out. And
so he's like, hey, yeah, about five hundred bucks, and you
swapped me with that other guy. And then there's some poor schmucker, probably
just getting blood work, who's like, oh, congratulations, your cholesterols high
and you're gonna be a father. That's a guy that was willing to pay
a bunch of money to not have to pay child support for the next day
eighteen years. That's exactly what it was. Stan Lane, who's now a
sixty nine. He wasn't the grade of a wrestler, by the way,
I mean not when you have the tribal chief. Yeah. Met Bobert's mother
in the mid nineteen eighties. They both were living in Florida at the time
and working for Championship Wrestling, which is like a local They got some good
They got some good stuff now. M Lane issued a statement on the end
of the testing. The situation and the numerous false claims made against me over
the years has been stressful for me and my family. He said, I
feel my otherwise good reputation has been tarnished considerably. Yeah. I mean,
if I was accused of being the father of Lauren, fight that claim too.
I feel my otherwise good reputation has been tarnished considerably. I and other
close members of my inner circle have been dragged into this as well. Bolberg
agreed that things were at an end. She says she told The Daily Beast
it was kind of like, yeah, this is it, Okay, hot
take right there from Lauren Bolbert, who's fighting to be part of Stan Lane's
inner circle, by the way, a circle, Like who who's your inner
circle, dude, Bucky? Yeah, I want to know. I want
to know the crew that's rolling with this guy. Old sixty nine year old
Stan Lane, who is probably in the WW for like a grand total of
like a month, is trying to get shaken down by Lauren Bobert's mom,
Sean Roberts Benz sounds like the name of a mass executioner. I'll say it
that. So I read this because it talks about Lauren Bobert, and Lauren
Bobert is great for the clicks because y'all got to get daddy Matt paid.
Okay, but but are we are we shocked that Lauren Bobert does not know
who her father is? Absolutely not. Apparently she doesn't know who her husband
is either or a lover um. I mean, I mean, have you
seen the guy that she supposedly left her husband for? It? Like her
husband wasn't He wasn't a winner by any stretch of the imagination. But this
new guy has just taken it to new lows. He's like a white nationalist
tried to build a church that was like Trump centered or something like that.
He's gonna hold the camera for her when she starts her online modeling career.
Modeling career Dan Lane said that even though he was in the entertainment industry for
thirty years, that's okay. It is his desire to step back and enjoy
his retirement with his wife and what literally has left of his brain he still
wished Boboard well, adding if she continues to search for her biological father,
hope she finds the answer she's been looking for. Wait, so she she
actually doesn't know who are about? Wow? Okay though, geez, I
no, Hey, welcome to the party, John Clark. Apparently, I
thought this was her mom, like trying to get some sort of a paycheck,
like some other guy had raised her and all this other stuff. I
didn't know that the dad was a mystery at this point. That's wild,
Dudeum. So Lane has the DNA portunity test, which concluded that he had
a zero point zero chance of Pierre the biological father the mom. Since the
day that Bobert has been born, she's been trying to get child support.
Geez, dude, it's funny. She Lauren Bobert's two years old when they
finally met up and had their affair, and she's like, you're the father
and the father. Um. Soon after Bobert was born, her mother saw
a child support from Lane, who received notice that a woman had a short
affair with was accusing me of fathering her child. He said in a statement
to the wrestling site pwinsider dot com. That's a good site. If you
like the professional that's a good site, go check them out. Um.
So I mean, always make sure the women that you're dating or chief clapp
of with have a good relationship with their father. Or you two could be
sitting here with your wife forty years later and there's a knock on the tour
that you gotta go get take a second fraternity test. Now, is the
wife of this stan Lane guy? Is? Was she his wife back when
this supposed affair took supposed? Clearly it's real. Oh it's real. I
mean he's saying, you know, he's saying, I was there right right,
I got in there and get some smashing. But that ain't my child?
Could it be me? Um? For those who want to know who
Stan Lane is, does we kind of make a more ridiculous story even?
Okay? No? His his wife Maria Burnett, they married in two thou
in seven, Okay, all right, Um, okay, when did he
When did he actually get to the point where he had some money for a
Bobert shakedown? Let's see. Uh, he was in the WCW from nineteen
eighty seven to nineteen ninety Okay, so I don't know if he's ever,
he was in the Smoky Mountains Wrestling Federation. Oh wow, yeah, man,
um, gotta be some money in that, all right, here we
go. The Smoky Mountains Wrestling Federation would hold events in the They're out of
business now in the Appalachian area, the Appalachian Mountains has had a Wrestling UM
Federation that was financed by music producer Rick Rubin. Rick Rubin finance so wrestling
Federation in the Appalachians. In the Appalachians, Oh man, wow, Rick
Rubin, of all people, Rick Rubin UM, the other promotion for the
wrestling federation was highly thought of. It struggled to get a profitable television deal
operated throughout the wrestling recession that would not end until the second half of nineteen
eighty six. UM, like Rick Rubin, was actually relevant. They're Big,
They're Big. Wrestler was Boo Bradley and the Dirty White Boys. Of
course, Rick Rubin's lead wrestlers would be called the Dirty White Boys. The
producer for Jay Z and It's the Appalachian Mountain Wrestling variation yep.