The downbeat on the freak. Yeah, I saw that a hashtag earthquake was
trending on Twitter as I go to look at my earthquake website. That's crazy,
though, I mean, like, where's it at? Where's the earthquake?
You start to look metro plaque. No, no, really, not
anywhere. I mean there's an earthquake all the time. Basically, maybe the
former wrestler Earthquake is returned in time for Wrestlemanium not You know what, if
that's it, then we've got a problem with what's trending on Twitter. That's
wild. That wouldn't be that bigod news. Of course, there was a
wrestler named Earthquake. Yeah, he was part He was on tag team partners
with Typhoon, not Joe. And what do you think their team name was?
It's a tsunami, hurricane, natural disaster Natural that's correct, man,
Yeah, both these just super fat dudes. Who were the ad wizards that
came up with that campaign? Onesie Onesie incredible? Some billionaireism Stanford Danny Wee
we having Dingo's Morning News. Tons of stuff. You think so much crap.
Let me scroll down to my headlines and I'll tell you here. Oh
my god. So we had a DPD officer that was shot overnight and will
tell you what his status is and the status of the assailants, and Jimmy
Kimmel and Aaron Rodgers still add it again. We got audio to uh to
prove that nine o'clock we'll bring back jabs and body shots. It's just a
collection of short stories. And one of those stories does include a new television
show that is in development, all right, involving a local guy. And
I'll tell you more about that at nine and I'll have a good time jabs
and body shots. Sweet. Okay, but Mike wyonn't you set this up?
What we're doing? Okay, we're trying to increase revenue, all right,
on the downbeat. And we kind of had the idea months ago to
sell products, essentially, to create and sell products, seasonal products that we
think people would like to have in their homes to help, you know,
decorate their homes or just you know, create a little cool environment. We
started with in Thanksgiving. Excuse me had a Halloween right, it was the
Singing Pumpkin, and it's a motion sensor activated pumpkin that sings songs, right,
so pretty cool comes up to your thing, they hear a little song
to sort of make the season feel better, more joyous. And we did
want it at Christmas, and one for Valentine's Day. And this week I
think because Kevin told me so, Saint Patrick's Day happens, Yes, Sunday,
it actually happens a Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, Saint Patti's Day.
The parade Saturday, clearly, Well some of us will be down there.
Yeah, on the iheartfloats. I'll be looking for that if you're going to
the parade. Yeah. So yeah, which getting the spirit, trying to
get the spirit so early. I know, today's Pie Day, you know,
Yeah, Kevin, every day's Pie Day. He's Danny Bayliss. That's
Kevin Turner on Mike's Roy. We have J. J. Jackson with us.
But we've I mean, I'll pull the curtain back. We've lost essentially
every dollar we've not we've made not even anything close to a profit. We
are deep, deep in the hole on these items, mainly because they're not
very good items. They're not quality items, and no one purchases them.
I'll just say with that's why a product wouldn't work I'll say, without giving
a figure, we've lost more money than the Dumb Zone paid their legal fees.
Yeah, significantly more so, if you can wrap your head around all
that. I still have a house full of singing pumpkins. Yeah, and
they kind of go off when I watch My God the time shot up a
pound of ransid me shut up at three in the morning. Yes, I'm
like, did no one else in here? It's in my carr And so
we essentially lowered the by ten thousand we started at. We've only ordered like
fifty of these things. Yeah. It's called a micro run, right,
Yeah, to prove that this one will work, and we mostly put them
in hardware stores. It is a weird choice. If you see one it
pick it up if you want. You can determine that for yourself after the
next few minutes here. So I guess maybe for the last time, we'd
like to introduce the downbeat Singing Pot of Gold to commemorate Saint Patrick's Day this
week. And it does sing some songs and I don't know, just press
play and see what comes out of this thing. There's a brand new dance
taking over the world about a man who followed his dream. You might know
him because he is the voice of America's team. Do the sham rock.
Do the sham rock, the brand sham rock, not Ken sham rock.
Do the sham rock, not the Chris Rock, not the Kid rock,
not Dween the rock Johnson, not the yacht rock, not the lobster rock.
It's the sham rock. He's the voice of America's team. Here.
This is one thing you might hear on the if you walk past the uh
the downbeat singing pot of Gold. Yeah, it's the right way to celebrate
Saint Patrick's day. The Brad shamrock, uh huh, to pull back the
curtain here. Look what nobody loves this bit more than heap. I know
he makes us do it. So he we come in here and we've got
like struggling to get two songs, and Kevin's let's go. I got like
eleven two excited and he likes to sing. And by the way, these
are all these are what you will hear on the ridiculous premise, the downbeat
pot of Gold, singing pot of Gold. But we're performing them live.
This is live. They had to have known that. I'm just making sure
and we have not been privy to the other artists that provided music for the
Downbeat Singing Pot of Gold. So it's all right, these are all fresh
and new to the two of us at a time. All Right, I
don't know, hit play. Let's see if there's another song that comes out
of there. It's the downbeat Singing Pot of there's pretty lasses everywhere. If
I could have one wish, what if you blow me, blow me,
blow me a kiss? Well, you're the term lasses a lot. It's
short. Yeah, wow, that's just one wish. It's for now.
It's a TikTok world we live in, Mikey. People want their entertainment and
bite sized pieces, right, unless they're listening to the Joe Rogan podcast.
Then they want four hours. Right, that artist kept it short. That's
where my songs come in four hours. They're not nine seconds nine seconds long.
Okay, wow, blow me a kiss. Let's just see what's next.
Then a lot of things. Guess Saint Patrick's Day's a it's a holiday.
That's really just we think about it here. I think sometimes it's a
party and I don't have any Irish background, but thanks for some that do
or some you know, it might be a hard time, this might be
a tough time for some people. Yeah, it's my least favorite time of
the year, all the things that I'll have to hear about what's growing up
above my ear because I'm a gener with a ten incher, but I would
glad lee trey, I'm a gener with a teniger, but you can't know
my pain because I'm a gen ginger with a ten inchure, but I would
gladly tradea I'm a ginger with a ten inure. Please let the jokes reframe
beautiful, melancholy, very me. What was the title of that song,
Ginger with a ten inch? Okay, okay, called ginger with a ten
inch? Yeah? Yeah, it's really nice out there. Who have you
know that they wanted a different hair color? Right, but they were born
with looking like Ed Sheeran. Yeah, but they're you know, packing some
serious luggage down there. They would trade, they would trade, okay,
to be normal normal men. Uh. Yeah. This is the downbeat singing
pot of Gold and uh to commemorate Saint Patrick's Day, and I think it's
time for us to learn the true meaning of Saint Patrick's Day with a song
called the Ballad of Saint Patrick. It goes something like this, Ireland was
well known to be a land without snakes, and this was noted as early
as the third century. The earliest writings about Patrick reading Ireland of snakes as
that Patrick o them in to the sea after they attacked him during his fast
on a mountain. But this was legend at best. So as a result,
we celebrate March seventeenth by drinking and puking and screwing, then drinking and
sleeping in vomit, then drinking and screwing in vomit, then screwing while drinking
in vomit. That's lovely. We learned a lot. See you learn the
legend which you also have fun. Yeah, the legend of Saint Patrick was
that he drove the snakes out of Ireland, but there's no record of their
ever being snakes in Ireland, so it was all. Yes, it's all
so this whole holiday is based on bull crap. Let's just get him screwing
vomit? Is it like twenty five percent? Absolutely beautiful? Yeah, no,
it's great and vomit. It's amazing. Parts of that song are autobiographical,
by the way. Yeah, that was in the waiting Where is this
going? That was great? That's inch ahead of Ginger with a ten incher
for my favorite song close. I don't know Liam at the Ace hardware store
right there, off a appa ho if you hold one for me, I
think I'll scoop one up now after hearing that, Yeah, I do need
that again. Okay, it's like quick one. This one's called green with
Envy, all right. Yes, I'm green with envy. Yes I'm red
with rage. Yes I'm blue with sadness. So I guess I'll turn the
page. Oh my god, you're an idiot. You're a funny, delightful
idiot, Kevin. I guess I'll turn the page unplugged. You're good,
alright, Thank you to the Seeger. Yeah, you're gonna you're gonna have
to pay royalties on that. You do realize, Bob Seeger's estate is gonna
be like, why are we getting checks from some corporation called keV Oh sounds?
The other artists have good music and audio edits. Some artists just choose
to abruptly stop things when they're run out of room for lyrics. Let's see
what's next here from the downbeat singing Pumpkin. Yes, oh yes, yes,
this sounds nice. They gave us water for crystal delicious Irish stew lord
knows I love your whiskey and pints of Guinness Brew. We can deal with
Connor McGregor. Colin Farrell is cool too, but Jesus, people of Ireland,
no more YouTube pretty simple? Yeah, is that you? I didn't
want to give it now because you're dealing with McGregor. He's fine, yeahs
cool. Do you like their whiskey? Yeah? What pints of lons of
it? Yeah? You know it. I don't know if it's still uh,
if the kids of this day and age to deal with this, but
I remember growing up it was such a big thing. I mean, this
is a small town thing. I really don't know. But if you didn't
wear green to school on Saint Patrick's Day, you'd get pinched, Hey,
get pinched? Pinched? Pinched? How do you say pinched? Some people
say pinched? It's pinch right. Can't lay with an eagle on two?
Okay, so this one's called don't pinch me? Okay, Oh no,
I forgot to wear green. Oh no, I didn't wear green. If
you painch me, you catch these hands. If you pinch me, you
catch these hands. You first believe I ain't playing at all. If you
peach me, you'll catch these hands. I'm not a violet individs you wolf,
But if you peach me, you catch these hands. It's time to
grow up your little goots. But teach me, you'll catch these hands.
Oh my god, if you could see how read what Mikey and I had
just witnessed, I would not pinch him. Oh. I always respected actors
like you know, Daniel day Lewis, the greats, the greats that really
get into the character and take it home with them and they stay in character
for months. I never want to see that character outside of that forty two
seconds of song. Scary ever, again, I was like the dmx KT
Jesus Christ. That was scary. Paid you catch his hands? Crazy?
Wow? Stupid? Are you caged? How about don't touch me? Yeah,
Kevin does. Himan does not like being touched, by the way,
so keep that in mind or you're gonna get hands to catch these hands?
No more YouTube? Please? Wow? If you could have only seen it,
I'm not kidding. We should have live streamed it. We didn't want
too earlier. But good lord, I think this is kind of an old
tale. Mm hm oh nice. Uh, this is a this is a
song about Ireland. Okay, how appropriate a song about Ireland. Run to
the mailbox, grab the latest Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue with nineteen eighty nine and
have got an hour something I must do. Just crak a little rod to
Kathy Ireland. Crank a little Rodna Kathy yarlnd. Crank a little rod Kathy
Ireland. All McPherson too. I think my favorite part that I must do.
There is no doubt that at some point I'm gonna be walking down the
street today cut drink at Why is that not? That's going to be a
traditional Irish Yeah, Irish class of double wow. Uh, I'm going to
drink cutty Ireland. That is great, It's amazing. Uh, this is
ah they are in Uh also some Texas and asking are these available at all
the O'Reilly's auto part stores? Yes, there are. Deal with this.
One's called Hey Jack. It's actually a bit of a true story, Uh
about a guy I know and uh yeah he liked to get lit. So
my old buddy Jack. He called me up. I haven't seen him since
two thousand and eight. He said, let's catch up bed, have some
drinks. We can meet down by the parade, said, is that's such
a good idea since you just got out of AA. He said, it's
all good. I've learned so much and it's gonna be a great day.
So we took some shots, said we had some beers and went down to
the blood party. Jack looked at me with his bloodshot eyes and he said,
I'm just kidding started and I said, hey Jack, you lit he
you lit hey Jack, You lit he Jack, you lit So as the
drink support of the crowd grows more, I couldn't find my college buddy.
So I went to Pete and I opened the door and he was in a
porta potty. But he wasn't a want. It was a sight to behold.
Jack was in a crowded orgy. He was honking boobs, he was
grabbing goobs, ramming a tiny man named Georgie. And I said, hey
Jack, you lit hey Jack, You lit me Jack, You lit hey
Jack, you lit you lit he age Jack, hey man. Beautiful.
It's the Irish acshent that makes it tricky to biper. That's a real story,
isn't it, Kevin? That's wild? All right, it's incredible.
You saw your all right, Okay, there's a very popular food that Ireland
is known for. Yeah, here's a song about it. Rusted, mashed,
french, fried, faked, all grotten, boiled, steamed tots.
These are the ways you can serve potatoes. These are the ways you can
serve potatoes. These are the ways you can serve potatoes. These are the
ways you can serve potatoes. Chips in a salad, scalloped croquettes, air
fried hash browns in a soup, yoki perogis, skins, bread samosas,
perogis skins, bread samosas. These are the ways you can serve potatoes.
These are the ways you can serve potatoes. These are the ways you can
serve potatoes. These are the ways you can serve potatoes. Like the guy
that brought you beans, You thought he kind of left it all out there,
man, Yeah, and then he goes back to the lab. What
was the title that song? These are the ways you can serve potatoes.
JJ, how you like working with these white guys? Just three irishmen?
Wow? Okay, okay, Yeah are the waves we'll recover from that.
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