WEBVTT 1 00:00:06.879 --> 00:00:09.720 Yo, what is up? Thank you for tuning in. This is Laura 2 00:00:09.839 --> 00:00:13.919 Kane after Dark. We are a podcast. I'm Laura Kane. This is 3 00:00:13.960 --> 00:00:17.920 my bff of seventeen years I love so much. His name is Eric Rimmer. 4 00:00:18.039 --> 00:00:22.239 I love you. We've been doing this a long time now many incarn 5 00:00:23.719 --> 00:00:29.559 not yet, but the times have been close. There have been some close 6 00:00:29.600 --> 00:00:33.640 times. We also have a producer because we're big time. It's Brian. 7 00:00:33.880 --> 00:00:38.719 Hi, Brian, how's it going? Okay, So tonight or today whenever 8 00:00:38.719 --> 00:00:43.000 you're listening, we're playing What Your Price? We've played it before and this 9 00:00:43.399 --> 00:00:47.759 gives us a good glimpse into the kind of people we each are. I 10 00:00:47.840 --> 00:00:51.840 give you a scenario, and then you have to give me the least amount 11 00:00:51.840 --> 00:00:55.079 of money it would take for you to do it now, to play this 12 00:00:55.200 --> 00:01:00.200 game, I don't want you to ask me like little nitpicky questions. Just 13 00:01:00.840 --> 00:01:04.760 know that your life will be taken care of, like like you'll still have 14 00:01:04.799 --> 00:01:08.840 a job, you'll have income, whatever, But you have to do this 15 00:01:08.920 --> 00:01:11.719 certain thing. The details are important, though. I can't give you an 16 00:01:11.760 --> 00:01:15.840 answer without the details. Okay, if I say I'll give you a thousand 17 00:01:15.840 --> 00:01:19.400 bucks, a jump off a roof, you might won't go well, am 18 00:01:19.439 --> 00:01:21.799 I It's like, am I gonna get comp by something orm like you know? 19 00:01:21.920 --> 00:01:23.879 Oh no, I don't know. You might ended up a pancake or 20 00:01:23.879 --> 00:01:26.959 maybe you'll survive, right, So one, I won't do it for one. 21 00:01:26.000 --> 00:01:29.120 Yeah, I'll do it for a thousand. Yet, well, don't 22 00:01:29.159 --> 00:01:32.079 worry about it. That's not that feels like you should worry something you should 23 00:01:32.120 --> 00:01:36.519 worry. It's not anything like that. So I'm these are going it's gonna 24 00:01:36.560 --> 00:01:38.519 be good. And we play this with Jesse and Tati on Tuesday morning, 25 00:01:38.519 --> 00:01:45.280 and it was really funny, and I was shocked at Okay, I'll give 26 00:01:45.280 --> 00:01:48.879 you one. I'll give you one right off the top. What's your price? 27 00:01:49.680 --> 00:01:52.120 Eat two sticks of butter? Did I do this one to you guys? 28 00:01:52.200 --> 00:01:53.959 Yeah? In one sitting? Did I do this the last time we 29 00:01:55.000 --> 00:02:00.319 played it? Two sticks butter? Stop it in one sitting? What would 30 00:02:00.319 --> 00:02:05.319 it take? Do I have a lactate bill? See? Stop asking this 31 00:02:05.519 --> 00:02:10.319 kind of question. Just think about it and give me your or two sticks 32 00:02:10.319 --> 00:02:15.000 a butter in one sitting and don't ask me. Yeah is it pastora? 33 00:02:15.159 --> 00:02:20.120 Oh no? What's your price? Get your basic stick of butter? Like 34 00:02:20.240 --> 00:02:24.360 organic? No, it salted. The plain kinds were salted. Oh my 35 00:02:24.400 --> 00:02:30.080 god, shut up. Fifteen dollars, fifteen hundred dollars, but two whole 36 00:02:30.159 --> 00:02:36.560 sticks a butter. Uh, I don't know, like one thousand? Okay, 37 00:02:36.800 --> 00:02:38.960 do you have a time limit? That's the I knew you're gonna ask 38 00:02:38.960 --> 00:02:43.560 you that question, and I didn't want you to sse are important. Anyway, 39 00:02:43.599 --> 00:02:46.560 Tachi said something like thirty thousand dollars. I was like why, and 40 00:02:46.599 --> 00:02:50.759 She's like, oh, my cholesterol is already getting really high or something like 41 00:02:50.800 --> 00:02:52.960 that. It was funny, but anyway, that was that was cool. 42 00:02:53.000 --> 00:02:54.360 I'm star ninety four one. But anyway, we're gonna play it and I 43 00:02:54.400 --> 00:03:04.400 have some good ones to day and something Eric is going to share with us. 44 00:03:04.439 --> 00:03:09.840 A story has sparked my imagination. Why I tell you, I don't 45 00:03:09.879 --> 00:03:15.599 know you called me to tell me this. I know. But first I 46 00:03:15.680 --> 00:03:22.400 want to thank you for watching on YouTube or listening on Spotify or iHeartRadio app 47 00:03:22.639 --> 00:03:25.039 or Apple or wherever you listen to the podcast. It really means a lot 48 00:03:25.080 --> 00:03:30.360 to us. We love your comments too, we really do. We just 49 00:03:30.400 --> 00:03:35.159 got a comment we did, Yes, it was somebody. I think this 50 00:03:35.199 --> 00:03:39.879 is a new listener because she started with our last show of the year. 51 00:03:40.000 --> 00:03:44.319 So this is like, you know, in December. So this is a 52 00:03:44.360 --> 00:03:46.919 comment, but she recently commented on it. Okay, okay, So here 53 00:03:46.919 --> 00:03:53.319 are the kind of comments that we've been getting. Heyst wait, hold on, 54 00:03:53.479 --> 00:03:58.039 is this a one off? Oh? Hey, Laura, Kane, 55 00:03:58.400 --> 00:04:02.639 Eric and Brian. I don't like what you do and personally think you should 56 00:04:02.680 --> 00:04:09.400 stop and try to fulfill this part of your life with something more enjoyable. 57 00:04:10.879 --> 00:04:13.840 No, no, no, I think she's right. I fancy that. 58 00:04:13.919 --> 00:04:18.439 Exec Now, this is what I've learned over my years. I've gotten many 59 00:04:18.639 --> 00:04:23.680 of these comments over the years. Believe you have no idea the kind of 60 00:04:23.680 --> 00:04:29.120 comments I've gotten. So I wrote her back and I said, I really 61 00:04:29.399 --> 00:04:33.800 appreciate you for giving us a shot, thank you for trying us out. 62 00:04:33.879 --> 00:04:38.439 I'm sorry we're not your cup of tea. Maybe you'll give maybe you'll try 63 00:04:38.920 --> 00:04:42.959 another one of our episodes, but if you don't have a great day, 64 00:04:44.519 --> 00:04:49.639 you're super sweet. Okay. So then she replied and she said, hey, 65 00:04:50.040 --> 00:04:58.439 Laura, genuinely trying to implicit a reply. I actually I actually dentally 66 00:04:58.600 --> 00:05:01.759 watch most of it, watch most of it, and for the most part 67 00:05:01.920 --> 00:05:08.759 quite enjoyed it. I have a few things I would change, but this 68 00:05:08.879 --> 00:05:15.120 is something to see getting big. I regret sending unnecessary okay comments and not 69 00:05:15.360 --> 00:05:19.240 love not hate. 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And he goes, No, the bodega, 122 00:09:22.960 --> 00:09:26.840 Like, I don't know, what is that a Portland thing? He 123 00:09:26.879 --> 00:09:31.639 goes, it's a store. That's what you call a store. Like I 124 00:09:31.720 --> 00:09:33.879 go, so like a seven eleven and a m PM a liquor store, 125 00:09:33.960 --> 00:09:39.000 that's a bodega. And he said, yeah, oh, what a fancy 126 00:09:39.039 --> 00:09:41.440 word. How fancy, oh, darling, I might have to go to 127 00:09:41.480 --> 00:09:46.320 the bodega after this. Get c It's a very specific type of store, 128 00:09:46.360 --> 00:09:52.279 though, is it. I think it's like a it's a I'd never heard 129 00:09:52.399 --> 00:09:54.960 that word. It's like a convenience store that also might have like a deli 130 00:09:56.039 --> 00:09:58.399 in it or something. It's usually like family owned and operated. Oh, 131 00:09:58.559 --> 00:10:05.360 that's and eleven for you kind of. Actually, Laura's going over to the 132 00:10:05.360 --> 00:10:07.159 boat take El eleven after the show. Oh my god, it's a corner 133 00:10:07.159 --> 00:10:11.200 store market that sells groceries and wine. Oh okay, all right, now 134 00:10:11.240 --> 00:10:16.559 we learn something. Well I know, now you learn something too. Okay. 135 00:10:16.639 --> 00:10:22.200 Anyway, Eric calls me, oh to tell me. He always calls 136 00:10:22.240 --> 00:10:24.799 me to tell me, like things that happened to him, and I always 137 00:10:24.840 --> 00:10:26.000 say to him, save for the show, save for the show. But 138 00:10:26.080 --> 00:10:31.480 this one I wanted to hear because he was so frantic, and I'm glad 139 00:10:31.519 --> 00:10:35.559 that he told me because I I wanted to know what you think about this 140 00:10:35.600 --> 00:10:43.480 idea. So what happened? Eric? So I decided to swap out. 141 00:10:43.600 --> 00:10:52.279 I have some of my photography framed in my home, specifically behind my bed, 142 00:10:52.720 --> 00:10:58.000 and they were three of the exact same frames with the glass and the 143 00:10:58.039 --> 00:11:05.720 mounting and everything proper. For yes, So I decided to replace the middle 144 00:11:05.759 --> 00:11:13.879 one with a different photograph and put it back up. At about two forty 145 00:11:13.960 --> 00:11:20.519 five in the morning, when I'm in a dead ass sleep, I just 146 00:11:20.600 --> 00:11:28.519 hear a huge crash with glass breaking, and you know, and I thought 147 00:11:28.559 --> 00:11:33.200 we were having an earthquake. You have never seen anyone shoot out of bed, 148 00:11:33.320 --> 00:11:39.919 and mind you, I sleep naked. I shot out of bed so 149 00:11:39.200 --> 00:11:43.600 fast I didn't know where'd you go. I ran into the living room okay, 150 00:11:45.679 --> 00:11:48.799 and like flipped on the light because I thought, are we having an 151 00:11:48.840 --> 00:11:50.759 earthquake? Like I was, you know, and my dining room table is 152 00:11:50.799 --> 00:11:54.039 glass, so I was like, well, I can't dive under that. 153 00:11:54.399 --> 00:11:56.279 I look around, nothing is moving. Okay, So then you kind of 154 00:11:56.279 --> 00:12:00.960 walk back into the bedroom. Yes, and I flip on the bedroom light. 155 00:12:01.240 --> 00:12:05.080 Are you like kind of looking around like and you're stark naked. I'm 156 00:12:05.080 --> 00:12:09.360 stark naked. Okay, I'm so disoriented, and I like, I, 157 00:12:09.440 --> 00:12:16.200 you know, my my I flip on the switch and over my bed is 158 00:12:16.240 --> 00:12:20.919 a complete empty spot. And then two frames, I'm like, oh my 159 00:12:22.000 --> 00:12:26.440 god. So it had fallen down the glass and chattered. It was a 160 00:12:26.440 --> 00:12:30.919 big mess. And I thought my neighbors under that live underneath me probably think 161 00:12:31.039 --> 00:12:35.879 what's going on? My god? Because I mean I was running and then 162 00:12:35.080 --> 00:12:41.799 running the light bulb goes off and I think I have him on board. 163 00:12:45.559 --> 00:12:50.519 I said, okay, I will buy off a Tamu because they have like 164 00:12:50.559 --> 00:12:56.399 a thousand of these for nineteen dollars for twelve dollars, like a little ring 165 00:12:56.559 --> 00:13:00.600 cam, like a little surveillance camera that he will stick it in his room 166 00:13:01.200 --> 00:13:05.559 and only he has access to the videos that are on there. But I 167 00:13:05.639 --> 00:13:11.639 would love to see him like what he does like at night during the night, 168 00:13:11.720 --> 00:13:15.720 like him tossing and turning. Maybe speed up the video or that would 169 00:13:15.720 --> 00:13:18.919 have gone viral. Like we could have pixelated out your wiener obviously, but 170 00:13:20.879 --> 00:13:24.639 him the thing falling, him jumping out of bed, running out into the 171 00:13:24.679 --> 00:13:31.480 living room like that would have been hysterical. Now are you down with putting 172 00:13:31.480 --> 00:13:37.279 a video camera in your room for like a week? Only you would have 173 00:13:37.320 --> 00:13:41.120 access to the videos and then you'd find one that maybe would be okay to 174 00:13:41.200 --> 00:13:48.519 share on the podcast. All do the same thing in my bedroom and we'll 175 00:13:50.200 --> 00:13:52.960 see what we are. Are we freaks in the middle of the night? 176 00:13:52.000 --> 00:13:56.399 Do we toss in turn a lot? Were like like what funny weird things 177 00:13:56.440 --> 00:14:01.399 happened to us? This was my thing? Is I sleep naked? It? 178 00:14:03.000 --> 00:14:07.159 There are such a thing called like pixelation black No, but like I 179 00:14:07.200 --> 00:14:11.799 know how to put like a little black bar over the area, then you 180 00:14:11.840 --> 00:14:16.519 will be seeing my junk. I have already seen it. I've already seen 181 00:14:16.559 --> 00:14:22.399 it like a lot more than I probably should have. And and it's what's 182 00:14:22.399 --> 00:14:24.879 the big deal? True, It's just a body and it's your body and 183 00:14:24.919 --> 00:14:30.519 it's connected to you, so big deal. But or you can try to 184 00:14:30.559 --> 00:14:33.200 pixelate it. Oh yeah, that'll just send it to me. But anyway, 185 00:14:33.919 --> 00:14:37.200 Brian, I think it'll be hysterical because that I would have loved to 186 00:14:37.279 --> 00:14:43.039 see. I want to see eric In do it all by himself, what 187 00:14:43.159 --> 00:14:46.639 he does alone in his bedroom. It's either going to be two things. 188 00:14:46.679 --> 00:14:52.399 It's either going to be me naked or me cleaning my house naked or both. 189 00:14:52.480 --> 00:14:56.039 Yeah, but like I want to see if you talk to yourself or 190 00:14:56.120 --> 00:15:01.039 if you you know what I mean. Like it's there's there's something there. 191 00:15:01.120 --> 00:15:05.440 There's like a golden nugget there somewhere. So I'm going to order you a 192 00:15:05.480 --> 00:15:09.039 camera. Okay, are you into it? Are you? Can we shake 193 00:15:09.080 --> 00:15:15.240 hands on this? Can we shake hands on this videotaped? Yea? Again? 194 00:15:15.480 --> 00:15:18.720 This will be connected to your phone, not mine? Yes? Oh 195 00:15:18.840 --> 00:15:26.960 yes, all right now cure music. It's time for the game we call 196 00:15:28.639 --> 00:15:39.440 what's your price? Oops? Brian? This these are good? Now you 197 00:15:39.480 --> 00:15:46.519 each have a pad of paper and a sharpie. Indeed, I want you 198 00:15:46.559 --> 00:15:52.159 to write down the lowest amount of money you would do each of these scenarios 199 00:15:52.320 --> 00:15:58.399 and be realistic, be honest, don't put some stupid big you know number 200 00:16:00.159 --> 00:16:07.159 real Okay, Okay, we'll start off easy, guys. What's your price 201 00:16:08.799 --> 00:16:17.960 sleep in jeans and shoes for the rest of the month. Oh okay, 202 00:16:18.000 --> 00:16:26.759 hold up our answers, all right, Brian, you go first. Okay, 203 00:16:26.039 --> 00:16:33.000 uh five grand? Five grand to sleep in tennis shoes and jeans the 204 00:16:33.080 --> 00:16:38.200 whole month. Okay, sounds uncomfortable all it really does. But Eric said 205 00:16:38.519 --> 00:16:45.440 twenty five hundred, Yeah, easy, I said seventy. Well you I 206 00:16:45.519 --> 00:16:48.519 kind of do that anyway, Like sometimes when I'm working late, I have 207 00:16:48.519 --> 00:16:52.879 to work in the next not with the shoes, not with that, not 208 00:16:52.919 --> 00:16:56.399 with the shoes. But I could. You couldn't I could? I could. 209 00:16:56.480 --> 00:16:57.919 I told you the story about what I was at the gym working out 210 00:16:57.960 --> 00:17:03.200 and I laid down on a on like a mat to stretch and I fell 211 00:17:03.240 --> 00:17:11.319 asleep. So how different can that be? Okay, what's your price? 212 00:17:14.279 --> 00:17:23.480 Trade underwear with one of the players in this game. That's impossible because didn't 213 00:17:23.480 --> 00:17:27.640 wear underwear oh true, I'm not wearing any so trade underwear with me. 214 00:17:29.839 --> 00:17:33.079 This is just be true. How long or I'll wear it just for the 215 00:17:33.119 --> 00:17:38.000 show for one episode? To wear your to wear the current underwear that I'm 216 00:17:38.039 --> 00:17:44.200 wearing. We're trading underwear. Okay, how what's your price? Just tell 217 00:17:44.200 --> 00:17:47.400 me your price and I'll tell you mine. We'd have to go into the 218 00:17:47.400 --> 00:17:49.240 bathroom and then you know, each change and I'd put yours on, you'd 219 00:17:49.279 --> 00:17:53.519 put mine on. Oh my god, this is this is all sorts of 220 00:17:56.759 --> 00:18:03.759 Okay, let's see. Okay, I got it. Okay, ready, 221 00:18:03.799 --> 00:18:08.240 Brian, I'll go well, no, I'll go first. In order to 222 00:18:08.400 --> 00:18:12.039 change into Brian's underwear for an episode of the show, I do it for 223 00:18:12.079 --> 00:18:17.839 five hundred bucks. That is funny because I said ten times. I mean 224 00:18:18.000 --> 00:18:23.880 I said fifty fifty thousand dollars. Fifty dollars. Oh fifty dollars. Oh 225 00:18:23.880 --> 00:18:27.200 okay, thank you. I was like, going good, that's easy. 226 00:18:27.359 --> 00:18:32.839 Oh my god. And when he does wear underwear, it is like kind 227 00:18:32.839 --> 00:18:36.680 of my style anyway. No, it's not. Well, it's you were 228 00:18:36.759 --> 00:18:41.279 like little boy, little like bikini underwear. Don't you know? You were 229 00:18:41.359 --> 00:18:45.279 speedos? Yeah? I wear speedos, but but your underwear is not like 230 00:18:45.319 --> 00:18:48.160 Speedos. No, you wear the other ones. I wear like Boycott or 231 00:18:48.640 --> 00:18:57.000 you know. All right, cue music? What's your price? Feel nauseated 232 00:18:57.799 --> 00:19:04.079 for one week's straight night and day. Not you won't puke, but you 233 00:19:04.200 --> 00:19:15.720 feel like you're gonna puke for a week. Actually, I'm adding a zero 234 00:19:15.799 --> 00:19:21.039 to this, okay, go Brian, and the same way? Oh like 235 00:19:21.319 --> 00:19:26.880 fifteen grand wow? Really? Yeah, one whole week? Just feeling like 236 00:19:26.440 --> 00:19:33.720 shit all week long? One hundred thousand dollars. It's worst feeling in the 237 00:19:33.759 --> 00:19:38.519 whole wide world in my opinion. Yeah. No, what's your price to 238 00:19:38.720 --> 00:19:48.720 never celebrate your birthday again? Oh my god? Okay, this one's easy 239 00:19:48.759 --> 00:20:03.519 for me, Eric, Yeah, what's your price? Wonder? You have 240 00:20:03.680 --> 00:20:11.680 so many years ahead of you, I've got to know what you said? 241 00:20:11.759 --> 00:20:15.160 No, don't it's understandable. Five hundred thousand. Yeah, because not even 242 00:20:15.200 --> 00:20:18.079 because I'm actually kind of over my birthday. I don't care anymore, but 243 00:20:18.480 --> 00:20:21.599 I'm going to skip out the rest of my birthdays. I want the money 244 00:20:21.640 --> 00:20:23.119 now so I can put it in like S and P or something, come 245 00:20:23.119 --> 00:20:26.720 back later and have a fat chunk of change. So but you still have, 246 00:20:26.920 --> 00:20:30.799 you still have big thirty. You have big forty, you have big 247 00:20:30.880 --> 00:20:36.039 fifty. Come on, there's many a birthday to celebrate. S hit our 248 00:20:36.079 --> 00:20:38.640 age brain. We don't go down. We don't even care. Yeah, 249 00:20:38.920 --> 00:20:48.640 like crap, what's your price? Let the medical community use an experimental drug 250 00:20:48.799 --> 00:20:53.519 on you now. They're not even gonna tell you what it's for. We 251 00:20:53.559 --> 00:20:56.680 don't know, but it varies. Am I gonna be nauseous? Am I 252 00:20:56.680 --> 00:20:59.640 gonna want to kill myself? I don't know, we don't know yet. 253 00:20:59.680 --> 00:21:03.160 It's experimental, Okay, for how long will these effects be? One month? 254 00:21:03.480 --> 00:21:11.000 Okay, okay, what's your price? I do it for twelve hundred 255 00:21:11.000 --> 00:21:15.319 dollars. Oh my god, you are crazy taking enough of them? Anyway? 256 00:21:15.759 --> 00:21:22.920 I'm doing grand? Yes, I said five hundred million. What well 257 00:21:22.920 --> 00:21:27.400 they've caught They've already been like designed, and they're just testing them. They've 258 00:21:27.440 --> 00:21:32.119 tested. Don't want animals something way, Oh my god, Oh my god. 259 00:21:32.200 --> 00:21:34.880 I want twenty grand the least, because I want the five hundred million 260 00:21:34.920 --> 00:21:38.680 to cover any things that are going to happen to me from taking a drug 261 00:21:38.680 --> 00:21:41.359 that nobody knows anything about. Lest you can tell me the side effects, 262 00:21:41.359 --> 00:21:44.960 I want twenty million. Ye okay, this one I want you to be 263 00:21:45.000 --> 00:21:55.079 completely and one honest think really think about this. What's your price not to 264 00:21:55.200 --> 00:22:02.680 not floss or brush your teeth for the rest of the year. Oh god, 265 00:22:04.359 --> 00:22:07.640 not floss or brush your teeth for the rest of the year. So 266 00:22:07.720 --> 00:22:18.319 that's more than six months? Oh my god. Mmm, okay, I 267 00:22:18.400 --> 00:22:22.440 got it. And this is our lowest offer. This is the lowest. 268 00:22:22.559 --> 00:22:27.359 I know. It's gonna be embarrassingly low. Actually, let's see what Eric's 269 00:22:27.359 --> 00:22:33.359 is. Twenty five million, two point five million. Brian, I'm gonna 270 00:22:33.359 --> 00:22:37.640 be honest, I put five million, five million. To be fair, 271 00:22:37.799 --> 00:22:44.039 I probably actually would take two million. Oh my god, do you know 272 00:22:44.119 --> 00:22:48.240 the damage not brushing or flossing for the rest of the year. God, 273 00:22:48.039 --> 00:22:53.599 not to mention that you're gonna be unbearable. You have to show my answer. 274 00:22:56.079 --> 00:22:57.640 You're gonna be unbearable to be around. I know, I know. 275 00:22:59.359 --> 00:23:03.480 Well, what's who even cares? Right now? I would sitting next to 276 00:23:03.480 --> 00:23:06.240 you. What's going to give us some of that money? Oh my god? 277 00:23:06.440 --> 00:23:12.039 Heck no, okay, what's your price? Fart loudly in your boss's 278 00:23:12.039 --> 00:23:17.880 office during a team meeting. Oh I've already done that. I had a 279 00:23:17.920 --> 00:23:22.720 feeling you'd say that, oh gosh, the current boss. But I I'm 280 00:23:22.759 --> 00:23:25.799 trying to think of like a meeting with like everybody, like all the talent 281 00:23:25.839 --> 00:23:29.039 you know, and this I want two grand just because it's two grand. 282 00:23:29.119 --> 00:23:32.079 I want that money. It's not because it's so hard to do. I 283 00:23:32.119 --> 00:23:33.240 just want it. Just seems like a price, A good price for me 284 00:23:33.279 --> 00:23:41.000 to do anything. Okay, I got my price, five thousand dollars. 285 00:23:41.039 --> 00:23:42.279 I do it for five thousand dollars. Yeah, we had do it for 286 00:23:42.279 --> 00:23:45.960 like less than five hundred. No, because there's like a lot of people 287 00:23:45.000 --> 00:23:48.480 in my building and when we have meetings, it's like it would be very 288 00:23:48.519 --> 00:23:52.079 noticeable and like there'd be a lot of chatter. Wait, but it just 289 00:23:52.079 --> 00:23:59.880 says your boss's office though, right in a team meeting. Oh, Pa 290 00:24:00.079 --> 00:24:03.480 twenty twenty five, you said you've already done it anyway, Yeah not my 291 00:24:03.559 --> 00:24:07.480 current boss. Oh not your current said okay, okay, okay, okay, 292 00:24:07.880 --> 00:24:14.039 all right, what's your price? Stick your hand in a clogged toilet, 293 00:24:14.880 --> 00:24:21.079 not your own, to retrieve something important? Where's the clog at? 294 00:24:21.640 --> 00:24:23.200 The clog is in the toilet, the car. But if I if I'm 295 00:24:23.240 --> 00:24:26.079 reaching, like if I drop my ring in the toilet. It's below the 296 00:24:26.119 --> 00:24:30.359 clog, so I have to push my hands through shit. Correct Now, 297 00:24:30.440 --> 00:24:33.200 by clogged toilet, does it mean there's poo in there? What do you 298 00:24:33.240 --> 00:24:37.240 think? I tried not to put it into. I have a strangely weak 299 00:24:37.319 --> 00:24:41.920 stomach for having for for like organic fee material. No, no, no, 300 00:24:42.119 --> 00:24:45.920 But like cleaning clogs out of drains is something that uniquely makes me sick. 301 00:24:47.079 --> 00:24:49.359 Yeah, that would like hair stuff. I don't know. I never 302 00:24:49.400 --> 00:24:52.559 had a week's stomach until I had to do it. Once I got to 303 00:24:52.160 --> 00:24:57.079 drain, just a kitchen drain, and I threw up immediately. You I've 304 00:24:57.079 --> 00:25:00.839 had a week stomach. I wish I wish Laura would bad now I had 305 00:25:00.839 --> 00:25:03.000 a week stomachs like a year after that, Brian, I wish Laura would 306 00:25:03.000 --> 00:25:07.480 have been there for that. It was weird. I understand though. Sometimes 307 00:25:07.480 --> 00:25:11.319 if I think about too much, it makes me, oh, there's your 308 00:25:11.319 --> 00:25:14.880 thing, there's your phoby. There's kind of a little bit of a phobia. 309 00:25:15.160 --> 00:25:18.839 It's the texture on my hand. Really. Okay, so let's see, 310 00:25:19.359 --> 00:25:22.079 I'm going to pretend like I dropped my phone in the toilet and then 311 00:25:22.359 --> 00:25:27.160 like whatever, somebody's like five dollars seventy five. I'm not going to do 312 00:25:27.359 --> 00:25:32.640 that. I'm going to use gloves. Sure well no, no, bare 313 00:25:32.640 --> 00:25:38.000 handed. I didn't say that. I'm sticking to putting that in there. 314 00:25:38.279 --> 00:25:41.960 Bad No. You said I couldn't ask details, so you can't add details. 315 00:25:41.000 --> 00:25:48.400 All right. I still want five hundred thousand dollars Eric fifty million in 316 00:25:48.839 --> 00:25:55.799 I do it for fifteen. There is something wrong with big deal. I 317 00:25:55.839 --> 00:25:57.960 am amazed. You don't sell your body internet for how low you price? 318 00:26:00.839 --> 00:26:07.839 Oh my god? Okay, okay, oh this this what's your price to 319 00:26:08.000 --> 00:26:17.880 live aboard a submarine for six months? Street? Oh this is a detail. 320 00:26:18.119 --> 00:26:21.200 You're submerged. That's fine. Will my bills be paid? Yeah, 321 00:26:21.200 --> 00:26:30.279 everything's taken care of. Six months, six months in a submarine under the 322 00:26:30.319 --> 00:26:38.440 water. Oh my god, okay, Brian five grand I think submarines are 323 00:26:38.440 --> 00:26:44.359 so cool. Really, they don't freak you out, they freak I think 324 00:26:44.359 --> 00:26:49.240 they're there's some crazy thing on Netflix about the submarine that disappeared. Did you 325 00:26:49.640 --> 00:26:52.200 that it's that submarine? If you have to live on a real submarine, 326 00:26:52.200 --> 00:26:56.799 they're big. I'm just saying I'm thinking like a nuclear military submarine. Even 327 00:26:56.839 --> 00:27:00.240 when I see a submarine bobbing on the surface where the subs are in the 328 00:27:00.920 --> 00:27:06.480 It scares the hell out of me. One million dollars would take one million 329 00:27:06.519 --> 00:27:10.400 dollars. You have mechanophobia? Is that really? I do? The fear 330 00:27:10.440 --> 00:27:14.359 of submerged machinery. Oh yeah, oh big, big, big time. 331 00:27:14.519 --> 00:27:18.759 Yeah, like the underside of boats freak me out. Buoize the chain freaks 332 00:27:18.799 --> 00:27:22.240 me out. If you go like a theme park and they've got like amatronics 333 00:27:22.240 --> 00:27:23.720 in the water, oh uh uh, forget about it. That's a scary 334 00:27:23.759 --> 00:27:29.039 one. Oh my god. All right, Okay, I have two more. 335 00:27:30.720 --> 00:27:36.599 I'll do three more. Okay, now, Eric, don't get crazy. 336 00:27:36.920 --> 00:27:41.000 I want you to really just think about how long this would take and 337 00:27:41.039 --> 00:27:47.039 give me your lowest price. Okay, what's your price? Let a tarantula 338 00:27:47.079 --> 00:27:52.039 crawl across your face? Nope? Am I alive? Yes, of course 339 00:27:52.079 --> 00:27:55.839 you're alive. How long would that take? Like five seconds? Two seconds? 340 00:27:56.400 --> 00:28:00.519 Let a tarantula crawl? You've met me right, Yes, I know. 341 00:28:00.680 --> 00:28:03.000 I know. That's why I'm saying kind of like, think about this, 342 00:28:03.119 --> 00:28:07.200 think about this. Realistic is really gonna happen? Okay, Brian. 343 00:28:07.680 --> 00:28:11.440 While Eric's giving his large number, I'm assuming this isn't the is in the 344 00:28:11.480 --> 00:28:15.960 presence of a Transla handler if I'm letting it happen. So I'm gonna say 345 00:28:15.119 --> 00:28:18.559 two hundred fifty bucks. Okay, all right, you know what I'm kind 346 00:28:18.559 --> 00:28:22.400 of with you, buddy, I'm five hundred. I do it for five 347 00:28:22.480 --> 00:28:26.279 hundred. Seriously, if a translate guy is like what, I'm just gonna 348 00:28:26.319 --> 00:28:27.720 it's gonna crawl across your face, I go, okay, I don't move, 349 00:28:27.759 --> 00:28:30.119 and it does it. He picks it up, and I go, 350 00:28:30.279 --> 00:28:34.279 cool, fifty bucks. There's always that slight chance that it might. I 351 00:28:34.319 --> 00:28:37.160 don't think, but I doubt it. I don't think. So what one 352 00:28:37.359 --> 00:28:41.359 billion dollars? Eric, get real, you could do it for a million 353 00:28:41.359 --> 00:28:45.279 dollars. You would do it for a million. One million dollars. Oh 354 00:28:45.319 --> 00:28:49.319 my god, you are a liar. That is ridiculous. That is ridiculous. 355 00:28:49.519 --> 00:28:52.279 Yeah, that really is no. Oh my god. Okay, if 356 00:28:52.319 --> 00:28:56.680 I found a spider in my house, I've burned my house down. What's 357 00:28:56.680 --> 00:29:04.839 your price? Dress like a superhero with a cape, tights, the tight 358 00:29:04.960 --> 00:29:11.519 superhero costume every day for one full year, everywhere you go. What's your 359 00:29:11.599 --> 00:29:22.960 price dress like a superhero for a year grocery store, doctor's appointments, family 360 00:29:23.240 --> 00:29:29.839 get togethers. Okay, okay, three hundred thousand dollars. Oh my god, 361 00:29:29.920 --> 00:29:33.920 brien, we're like Vibe in tonight. Two hundred and fifty thousand dollars. 362 00:29:33.000 --> 00:29:37.119 I said I'd do it for the year of my time. You're right, 363 00:29:37.680 --> 00:29:44.559 seven fifty Okay, Now, Eric, I want you to think about 364 00:29:45.400 --> 00:29:48.680 your mom. Okay, Brian, I want you to think about your mom. 365 00:29:48.799 --> 00:29:52.119 I'm going to think about my mom, okay, because this is about 366 00:29:52.200 --> 00:29:56.240 our mom's Okay, and we're gonna your mom is with us, Okay, 367 00:29:56.759 --> 00:30:08.480 okay. What's your price to give your mom a full body massage? Full 368 00:30:08.480 --> 00:30:15.319 body massage like professionally obviously, but she's naked under there. I mean, 369 00:30:15.359 --> 00:30:26.759 you're it's a professional, real massage. What's your price? Oh geez god, 370 00:30:27.480 --> 00:30:37.039 mm hmm. Okay this one. I knew the guys would take a 371 00:30:37.039 --> 00:30:41.759 while on this one because this one's a little a little see your mo Okay, 372 00:30:42.640 --> 00:30:52.200 I know it's not anything like No, it's a professional, miss professional. 373 00:30:52.240 --> 00:30:55.039 Okay, come right, come on, don't get crazy, all right? 374 00:30:55.319 --> 00:30:59.400 That sounds so uncomfortable. So my number is Google, which is tend 375 00:30:59.440 --> 00:31:02.799 to the power or ten times ten to the power of one hundred. I 376 00:31:02.839 --> 00:31:07.599 think that's what Google is. Okay, as a mother, I take offense 377 00:31:07.640 --> 00:31:11.319 to that. It's because your mother is in fantastic shape. That's nothing to 378 00:31:11.319 --> 00:31:14.720 do with it. I know it doesn't have anything to do with it, 379 00:31:14.839 --> 00:31:22.359 but still, your professional I'm not ten to the tenth amount. Come on, 380 00:31:22.839 --> 00:31:26.279 I do it for five bucks? What I get my mom on the 381 00:31:26.359 --> 00:31:29.920 sad? Oh wait, hold yeah, thank you. Okay, okay, 382 00:31:29.960 --> 00:31:33.240 okay, okay, actually yeah, but let's put it into perspective, Laura, 383 00:31:33.880 --> 00:31:37.119 Oh god, oh God, oh god. Okay, okay, thank 384 00:31:37.160 --> 00:31:40.640 you for that. Let me see you tried to screw me there. Okay, 385 00:31:40.720 --> 00:31:45.160 what did Eric say? Five thousand? Okay, Eric's k that's different. 386 00:31:45.160 --> 00:31:49.599 It's fine. Yeah, I'm gonna go a little bit higher than that. 387 00:31:49.720 --> 00:31:53.960 I'm gonna go seventy five hundred dollars to give my dad a full body 388 00:31:55.000 --> 00:31:56.519 of I really I want to push this scenario, but I don't know if 389 00:31:56.519 --> 00:31:59.319 I really wants to. I know, I know, right, I know 390 00:31:59.480 --> 00:32:04.079 right, I know. Okay, and this one is a serious one. 391 00:32:04.480 --> 00:32:15.160 But okay, I was gonna say, what's your price climb Mount Everest this 392 00:32:15.480 --> 00:32:21.200 before the year ends, And yes, you have all the equipment. Yes, 393 00:32:21.240 --> 00:32:25.880 your job's taken care of. You got to train for that. Clown 394 00:32:27.039 --> 00:32:30.160 climb Mount Everest. What's your price? You're lowest knowing that we would survive 395 00:32:32.880 --> 00:32:36.920 it didn't say that, did it? Whatever? Okay, you just have 396 00:32:37.039 --> 00:32:40.039 to try it. Oh geezh, I just have to try. No, 397 00:32:40.240 --> 00:32:47.039 you have to try to climb, to climb out the money? I better 398 00:32:47.160 --> 00:32:50.480 like, I can't do it, give me my money. No, no, 399 00:32:50.559 --> 00:32:52.799 well then no, you have to reach the top. I have to 400 00:32:52.799 --> 00:32:58.240 reach the top. So, but if we die, you're gonna die trying. 401 00:32:58.400 --> 00:33:04.079 Okay, Okay, I said seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars it would 402 00:33:04.079 --> 00:33:10.079 take because that scares the living hell out of me. And try what did 403 00:33:10.119 --> 00:33:13.799 you say? Two hundred and fifty thousand? Because that sounds like something I 404 00:33:13.839 --> 00:33:15.519 already want to do. Oh really, I mean, okay, sure, 405 00:33:15.519 --> 00:33:21.160 it's fun. I climbed Mount Whitney, which is the highest point in the 406 00:33:21.200 --> 00:33:25.519 contiguous in the United States. It's fourteen thousand something something feet. I got 407 00:33:25.559 --> 00:33:31.440 to tell you it was deficial. I bet I want to do Half Dome 408 00:33:31.440 --> 00:33:35.759 in Yosemite. Oh my god, how do you know the elevation of it? 409 00:33:35.759 --> 00:33:37.079 Well, it's not no if he's higher, and that's only like a 410 00:33:37.559 --> 00:33:42.279 fourteen or twenty miles or something. You get to this point called base camp, 411 00:33:42.599 --> 00:33:45.359 and it looks like the face of the moon. There's no like lie, 412 00:33:45.480 --> 00:33:50.599 there's no trees or leaves or plants or grass, and there's just like 413 00:33:50.720 --> 00:33:55.240 big deep holes of like dark dark water because it's so deep and like you 414 00:33:55.279 --> 00:34:00.279 can barely breathe. And it takes it takes forever just to a little ways 415 00:34:00.359 --> 00:34:06.920 to like squat and go pee, and then you have to reach the summit 416 00:34:07.160 --> 00:34:10.239 and it takes like just like half a day from base camp. You have 417 00:34:10.280 --> 00:34:15.440 to get acclimated first, for like two days at base camp because yes, 418 00:34:15.800 --> 00:34:19.239 Mount Whitney. Mount Whitney, Yes, because the people that we went with, 419 00:34:19.719 --> 00:34:22.480 one of the girls was like really viciously sick. It makes you you 420 00:34:22.519 --> 00:34:30.920 get that altitude sickness. So we're getting closer to the top and I remember, 421 00:34:30.079 --> 00:34:37.199 like I started hallucinating and you can there's barely any oxygen. It is 422 00:34:37.320 --> 00:34:43.679 really a trip. And when you finally get to that little tiny hut you 423 00:34:43.760 --> 00:34:46.880 get to sign the book that's up there and take the pictures, and it's 424 00:34:46.960 --> 00:34:54.639 freezing up there and you're barely breathing. It was hard core. I can't 425 00:34:54.639 --> 00:35:00.519 even imagine what Mount Everest would be like. No, so I'm changed mine 426 00:35:00.559 --> 00:35:12.519 to million dollars. See, there you go, because that doesn't I don't 427 00:35:12.559 --> 00:35:16.719 have any real positive memories of it. I deserved. There were people puking. 428 00:35:16.760 --> 00:35:20.320 That's probably why, because there's people peep. Oh god, oh. 429 00:35:20.360 --> 00:35:23.199 We had to filter our own water with like this machine and everything. You 430 00:35:23.239 --> 00:35:25.519 know what, that just sounds like a nightmare. I'm not a camper. 431 00:35:25.559 --> 00:35:29.559 I didn't grow up a camper. I'm a glamper. I'm a I could 432 00:35:29.599 --> 00:35:31.480 be a glambor. But like we were, like for real camping, eating 433 00:35:31.480 --> 00:35:35.960 the camping food and everything. No, no, no, all right, 434 00:35:36.039 --> 00:35:38.559 so let's let's go out with a little. Marian says, thank you. 435 00:35:38.639 --> 00:35:44.559 Next, thank you? Next? That was what's your price on? Laura 436 00:35:44.679 --> 00:35:49.800 Kane? After Dark? Just one of the many games we play to make 437 00:35:49.840 --> 00:35:52.119 you think, make you laugh, hopefully, laugh with us, laugh at 438 00:35:52.159 --> 00:35:55.800 us, I don't know, escape with us. That's what we're here for. 439 00:35:57.480 --> 00:36:02.880 Okay, that's right. Where's Katelyn do something else? What? Eric? 440 00:36:05.320 --> 00:36:09.519 Why? Because I have a pen on paper and you're like ten years 441 00:36:09.519 --> 00:36:15.320 old? It could have been worse. Oh my god, it could have 442 00:36:15.320 --> 00:36:19.320 been much worse. Brian. We're coming up on two years of you being 443 00:36:19.519 --> 00:36:23.000 on the show, Jesus, so we're gonna think of something fun. Something 444 00:36:23.559 --> 00:36:29.039 We're cooking up something in the near future. So just know it'll be fun 445 00:36:29.199 --> 00:36:32.119 and your guys will be invited and we'll figure it out and we'll have prizes 446 00:36:32.159 --> 00:36:37.880 and my god. All right, anyway, thank you so much for watching, 447 00:36:37.920 --> 00:36:43.400 Thank you so much for listening. You guys are the best and love 448 00:36:44.039 --> 00:36:50.760 your podcast. I love you so much. Thank you. You're welcome. 449 00:36:52.559 --> 00:36:55.679 No, I already give you one. Come on, right, seriously, 450 00:36:55.880 --> 00:37:00.400 just thinking for dad of massage for sending bucks. How much would you give 451 00:37:00.400 --> 00:37:02.360 me a some massage for Oh my god, okay, let anything I think 452 00:37:02.440 --> 00:37:06.639 that wouldn't be as bad. No, I would do it for there's no 453 00:37:06.760 --> 00:37:10.519 like weird sexual tension, which you shouldn't be. You're right now, Okay, 454 00:37:10.599 --> 00:37:15.760 you what if I had to give a full body massage to you? 455 00:37:15.760 --> 00:37:19.239 You have no tube, you have no say the matter. How much money 456 00:37:19.239 --> 00:37:21.639 do you have to How much would it take for me to do it? 457 00:37:21.760 --> 00:37:24.239 I don't want you to do it too bad? You Okay, I see, 458 00:37:24.280 --> 00:37:32.800 I see I'd do it for fifteen hundred, Okay, I think you 459 00:37:32.800 --> 00:37:35.440 know what, I do it for less than that, I do it for 460 00:37:35.719 --> 00:37:37.760 I do it for five hundred. Okay. I don't have a problem with 461 00:37:37.840 --> 00:37:43.440 bodies. They're just bodies, right, And I would detach myself from knowing 462 00:37:43.480 --> 00:37:45.960 you. I think that's what what if you were giving me a massage, 463 00:37:45.960 --> 00:37:49.159 and what if you're giving Brian massage and he got a bonus? Okay, 464 00:37:49.239 --> 00:37:52.360 Well that's not Yeah, that's that's what the that's why there's a costume of 465 00:37:52.400 --> 00:37:57.559 all this, because that's everyone's worried about. Just logout already. That's why 466 00:37:57.559 --> 00:38:04.239 there's money involved. That's I didn't even think about that. Okay, but 467 00:38:04.519 --> 00:38:07.199 what do you mean you didn't think about that's? I really didn't. I 468 00:38:07.320 --> 00:38:09.519 honestly, I would see. I was in professional mode. See that's how 469 00:38:09.599 --> 00:38:12.800 I was. Why it might be awkward though it is, like, you 470 00:38:12.840 --> 00:38:16.760 know, nakedness. I would put it. I would put the towel over 471 00:38:16.840 --> 00:38:20.480 properly, you know what, You would not get a boner if I was 472 00:38:20.519 --> 00:38:24.000 like exactly right, right, So I don't I'm not really worried about what 473 00:38:24.079 --> 00:38:28.280 if. Yeah, what if you were like Okay, now, flip over 474 00:38:28.320 --> 00:38:30.320 and I'm going to do your friend and he flips over and it's just like 475 00:38:30.360 --> 00:38:37.119 a being pitched. I'd be like, nice, Bryan, oh my god, 476 00:38:37.239 --> 00:38:43.840 that's not awkward. Extra five hundred you get the happy end. I 477 00:38:43.880 --> 00:38:49.199 would say, it happens. That's what a body does sometimes when things feel 478 00:38:49.280 --> 00:38:54.440 good, you're not gonna work. You are making this so awkward. It's 479 00:38:54.480 --> 00:39:05.039 okay, it's going to keep feeling good. So no, what did see 480 00:39:05.079 --> 00:39:09.760 this? Anyways? I'm going through a dry spell. So this is your 481 00:39:09.840 --> 00:39:15.760 fault because you didn't lock out when I told you to just do it. 482 00:39:15.960 --> 00:39:19.599 See, now we're weird. Territory is weird. No, you did this 483 00:39:19.679 --> 00:39:22.400 because you're the one who was like, let me think how much money for 484 00:39:22.480 --> 00:39:25.840 me? This is your fault. This is why I said I wouldn't. 485 00:39:28.599 --> 00:39:32.639 You can't get massages from anyone other than strangers or your your romantic partners. 486 00:39:32.639 --> 00:39:39.559 Okay, this what what if you were doing? Like what if Brian and 487 00:39:39.599 --> 00:39:46.239 I did like a producer talent massage day and you were the massuse and we 488 00:39:46.360 --> 00:39:52.400 both flipped over at the same time. We were both like, I probably 489 00:39:52.440 --> 00:39:55.519 run and get my camera real quick, because that would be like funny and 490 00:39:55.599 --> 00:40:00.920 fun. Yeah, exactly, I would to compare. Well, you've got 491 00:40:00.960 --> 00:40:01.679 a lot to live up to, you know, I feel like if you're 492 00:40:01.719 --> 00:40:05.400 lying on top of it, I like that. I feel like that might 493 00:40:05.400 --> 00:40:09.079 prevent that. I would have an extra talenty just go blink blink. I 494 00:40:09.119 --> 00:40:14.880 would cover you rolling over unless there's a towel already, you know. Oh 495 00:40:14.960 --> 00:40:17.800 okay, so they don't roll over and then they go, oh, towel, 496 00:40:17.920 --> 00:40:21.599 I got no. Like, see, I don't know what I'm doing. 497 00:40:22.199 --> 00:40:23.960 So you're going to expose your genitals for just a couple of seconds, 498 00:40:24.000 --> 00:40:28.880 don't worry like, no, let's do this. Oh my god, I 499 00:40:28.920 --> 00:40:34.239 love making her uncomfortable. Please, it's time to go. You still want 500 00:40:34.239 --> 00:40:38.880 to massage your dad? No? Seventy five hundred? All right, we 501 00:40:38.920 --> 00:40:44.960 got her on paper, literally sign your name next to it. Oh my 502 00:40:45.000 --> 00:40:49.320 god, let's stop before we're going down that rabbit hole. We're going down 503 00:40:49.400 --> 00:40:52.960 that rabbit hole. We told each other we weren't going to do that fault. 504 00:40:52.039 --> 00:40:55.800 No, it's your fault. Huh about like an ex partner? Would 505 00:40:55.840 --> 00:41:02.039 that be worse or better like someone you used to be with? M I 506 00:41:02.079 --> 00:41:12.119 don't know. Oh wow, not as bad as the dad or you love 507 00:41:12.159 --> 00:41:15.559 your podcast, say it okay, now I have one more. Oh my 508 00:41:15.599 --> 00:41:19.440 god, let's here. It would you freak out if you went for a 509 00:41:19.440 --> 00:41:23.079 massage and it was me giving the massage and he still had it boner even 510 00:41:23.079 --> 00:41:28.199 though he used the missus. I walk in and the towel that I'm putting 511 00:41:28.199 --> 00:41:32.440 over you is just draped over my boot. It's like, hellowel here except 512 00:41:32.480 --> 00:41:37.760 for a towel that's hung on his big Yeah. I'd be like, hey 513 00:41:38.360 --> 00:41:43.960 myself, let me see that thing. I'm close. Wow, all right. 514 00:41:44.079 --> 00:41:45.800 You wouldn't have any trouble with the implication though. You're like, don't 515 00:41:45.800 --> 00:41:49.199 worry if there's nothing to worry about. It's not into this, And then 516 00:41:49.239 --> 00:41:52.000 you go, oh, is he into this? No? I know because 517 00:41:52.039 --> 00:41:53.760 I knew. I know he wouldn't be well if he had. Do you 518 00:41:53.840 --> 00:42:00.920 know what I would name my massage studio? What finger blaster? Please? 519 00:42:00.119 --> 00:42:06.159 Now you're time. Now, it's time to end. This needs to die. 520 00:42:07.400 --> 00:42:13.400 Thank you, love you my sweet babies. And I'm sorry mommy does 521 00:42:13.440 --> 00:42:15.480 this sometimes for a living. I love you.