Yo, what is up? Thank you for tuning in. This is Laura
Kane after Dark. We are a podcast. I'm Laura Kane. This is
my bff of seventeen years I love so much. His name is Eric Rimmer.
I love you. We've been doing this a long time now many incarn
not yet, but the times have been close. There have been some close
times. We also have a producer because we're big time. It's Brian.
Hi, Brian, how's it going? Okay, So tonight or today whenever
you're listening, we're playing What Your Price? We've played it before and this
gives us a good glimpse into the kind of people we each are. I
give you a scenario, and then you have to give me the least amount
of money it would take for you to do it now, to play this
game, I don't want you to ask me like little nitpicky questions. Just
know that your life will be taken care of, like like you'll still have
a job, you'll have income, whatever, But you have to do this
certain thing. The details are important, though. I can't give you an
answer without the details. Okay, if I say I'll give you a thousand
bucks, a jump off a roof, you might won't go well, am
I It's like, am I gonna get comp by something orm like you know?
Oh no, I don't know. You might ended up a pancake or
maybe you'll survive, right, So one, I won't do it for one.
Yeah, I'll do it for a thousand. Yet, well, don't
worry about it. That's not that feels like you should worry something you should
worry. It's not anything like that. So I'm these are going it's gonna
be good. And we play this with Jesse and Tati on Tuesday morning,
and it was really funny, and I was shocked at Okay, I'll give
you one. I'll give you one right off the top. What's your price?
Eat two sticks of butter? Did I do this one to you guys?
Yeah? In one sitting? Did I do this the last time we
played it? Two sticks butter? Stop it in one sitting? What would
it take? Do I have a lactate bill? See? Stop asking this
kind of question. Just think about it and give me your or two sticks
a butter in one sitting and don't ask me. Yeah is it pastora?
Oh no? What's your price? Get your basic stick of butter? Like
organic? No, it salted. The plain kinds were salted. Oh my
god, shut up. Fifteen dollars, fifteen hundred dollars, but two whole
sticks a butter. Uh, I don't know, like one thousand? Okay,
do you have a time limit? That's the I knew you're gonna ask
you that question, and I didn't want you to sse are important. Anyway,
Tachi said something like thirty thousand dollars. I was like why, and
She's like, oh, my cholesterol is already getting really high or something like
that. It was funny, but anyway, that was that was cool.
I'm star ninety four one. But anyway, we're gonna play it and I
have some good ones to day and something Eric is going to share with us.
A story has sparked my imagination. Why I tell you, I don't
know you called me to tell me this. I know. But first I
want to thank you for watching on YouTube or listening on Spotify or iHeartRadio app
or Apple or wherever you listen to the podcast. It really means a lot
to us. We love your comments too, we really do. We just
got a comment we did, Yes, it was somebody. I think this
is a new listener because she started with our last show of the year.
So this is like, you know, in December. So this is a
comment, but she recently commented on it. Okay, okay, So here
are the kind of comments that we've been getting. Heyst wait, hold on,
is this a one off? Oh? Hey, Laura, Kane,
Eric and Brian. I don't like what you do and personally think you should
stop and try to fulfill this part of your life with something more enjoyable.
No, no, no, I think she's right. I fancy that.
Exec Now, this is what I've learned over my years. I've gotten many
of these comments over the years. Believe you have no idea the kind of
comments I've gotten. So I wrote her back and I said, I really
appreciate you for giving us a shot, thank you for trying us out.
I'm sorry we're not your cup of tea. Maybe you'll give maybe you'll try
another one of our episodes, but if you don't have a great day,
you're super sweet. Okay. So then she replied and she said, hey,
Laura, genuinely trying to implicit a reply. I actually I actually dentally
watch most of it, watch most of it, and for the most part
quite enjoyed it. I have a few things I would change, but this
is something to see getting big. I regret sending unnecessary okay comments and not
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might say something that might turn turns them off and sets them to their computer
and once you know, they want to write out a reply just kill what
kindness? I honestly meant that thank you for checking us out. That was
really you are. I'm so glad you're at the head of our PR department.
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a phone real quick. I get a phone call from Charlie. He's walking
the dog. He goes, hi, Mom, I just wanted to say
hi. I see what's up. I'm going to the bodega. I'm like,
what's is that a restaurant? And he goes, No, the bodega,
Like, I don't know, what is that a Portland thing? He
goes, it's a store. That's what you call a store. Like I
go, so like a seven eleven and a m PM a liquor store,
that's a bodega. And he said, yeah, oh, what a fancy
word. How fancy, oh, darling, I might have to go to
the bodega after this. Get c It's a very specific type of store,
though, is it. I think it's like a it's a I'd never heard
that word. It's like a convenience store that also might have like a deli
in it or something. It's usually like family owned and operated. Oh,
that's and eleven for you kind of. Actually, Laura's going over to the
boat take El eleven after the show. Oh my god, it's a corner
store market that sells groceries and wine. Oh okay, all right, now
we learn something. Well I know, now you learn something too. Okay.
Anyway, Eric calls me, oh to tell me. He always calls
me to tell me, like things that happened to him, and I always
say to him, save for the show, save for the show. But
this one I wanted to hear because he was so frantic, and I'm glad
that he told me because I I wanted to know what you think about this
idea. So what happened? Eric? So I decided to swap out.
I have some of my photography framed in my home, specifically behind my bed,
and they were three of the exact same frames with the glass and the
mounting and everything proper. For yes, So I decided to replace the middle
one with a different photograph and put it back up. At about two forty
five in the morning, when I'm in a dead ass sleep, I just
hear a huge crash with glass breaking, and you know, and I thought
we were having an earthquake. You have never seen anyone shoot out of bed,
and mind you, I sleep naked. I shot out of bed so
fast I didn't know where'd you go. I ran into the living room okay,
and like flipped on the light because I thought, are we having an
earthquake? Like I was, you know, and my dining room table is
glass, so I was like, well, I can't dive under that.
I look around, nothing is moving. Okay, So then you kind of
walk back into the bedroom. Yes, and I flip on the bedroom light.
Are you like kind of looking around like and you're stark naked. I'm
stark naked. Okay, I'm so disoriented, and I like, I,
you know, my my I flip on the switch and over my bed is
a complete empty spot. And then two frames, I'm like, oh my
god. So it had fallen down the glass and chattered. It was a
big mess. And I thought my neighbors under that live underneath me probably think
what's going on? My god? Because I mean I was running and then
running the light bulb goes off and I think I have him on board.
I said, okay, I will buy off a Tamu because they have like
a thousand of these for nineteen dollars for twelve dollars, like a little ring
cam, like a little surveillance camera that he will stick it in his room
and only he has access to the videos that are on there. But I
would love to see him like what he does like at night during the night,
like him tossing and turning. Maybe speed up the video or that would
have gone viral. Like we could have pixelated out your wiener obviously, but
him the thing falling, him jumping out of bed, running out into the
living room like that would have been hysterical. Now are you down with putting
a video camera in your room for like a week? Only you would have
access to the videos and then you'd find one that maybe would be okay to
share on the podcast. All do the same thing in my bedroom and we'll
see what we are. Are we freaks in the middle of the night?
Do we toss in turn a lot? Were like like what funny weird things
happened to us? This was my thing? Is I sleep naked? It?
There are such a thing called like pixelation black No, but like I
know how to put like a little black bar over the area, then you
will be seeing my junk. I have already seen it. I've already seen
it like a lot more than I probably should have. And and it's what's
the big deal? True, It's just a body and it's your body and
it's connected to you, so big deal. But or you can try to
pixelate it. Oh yeah, that'll just send it to me. But anyway,
Brian, I think it'll be hysterical because that I would have loved to
see. I want to see eric In do it all by himself, what
he does alone in his bedroom. It's either going to be two things.
It's either going to be me naked or me cleaning my house naked or both.
Yeah, but like I want to see if you talk to yourself or
if you you know what I mean. Like it's there's there's something there.
There's like a golden nugget there somewhere. So I'm going to order you a
camera. Okay, are you into it? Are you? Can we shake
hands on this? Can we shake hands on this videotaped? Yea? Again?
This will be connected to your phone, not mine? Yes? Oh
yes, all right now cure music. It's time for the game we call
what's your price? Oops? Brian? This these are good? Now you
each have a pad of paper and a sharpie. Indeed, I want you
to write down the lowest amount of money you would do each of these scenarios
and be realistic, be honest, don't put some stupid big you know number
real Okay, Okay, we'll start off easy, guys. What's your price
sleep in jeans and shoes for the rest of the month. Oh okay,
hold up our answers, all right, Brian, you go first. Okay,
uh five grand? Five grand to sleep in tennis shoes and jeans the
whole month. Okay, sounds uncomfortable all it really does. But Eric said
twenty five hundred, Yeah, easy, I said seventy. Well you I
kind of do that anyway, Like sometimes when I'm working late, I have
to work in the next not with the shoes, not with that, not
with the shoes. But I could. You couldn't I could? I could.
I told you the story about what I was at the gym working out
and I laid down on a on like a mat to stretch and I fell
asleep. So how different can that be? Okay, what's your price?
Trade underwear with one of the players in this game. That's impossible because didn't
wear underwear oh true, I'm not wearing any so trade underwear with me.
This is just be true. How long or I'll wear it just for the
show for one episode? To wear your to wear the current underwear that I'm
wearing. We're trading underwear. Okay, how what's your price? Just tell
me your price and I'll tell you mine. We'd have to go into the
bathroom and then you know, each change and I'd put yours on, you'd
put mine on. Oh my god, this is this is all sorts of
Okay, let's see. Okay, I got it. Okay, ready,
Brian, I'll go well, no, I'll go first. In order to
change into Brian's underwear for an episode of the show, I do it for
five hundred bucks. That is funny because I said ten times. I mean
I said fifty fifty thousand dollars. Fifty dollars. Oh fifty dollars. Oh
okay, thank you. I was like, going good, that's easy.
Oh my god. And when he does wear underwear, it is like kind
of my style anyway. No, it's not. Well, it's you were
like little boy, little like bikini underwear. Don't you know? You were
speedos? Yeah? I wear speedos, but but your underwear is not like
Speedos. No, you wear the other ones. I wear like Boycott or
you know. All right, cue music? What's your price? Feel nauseated
for one week's straight night and day. Not you won't puke, but you
feel like you're gonna puke for a week. Actually, I'm adding a zero
to this, okay, go Brian, and the same way? Oh like
fifteen grand wow? Really? Yeah, one whole week? Just feeling like
shit all week long? One hundred thousand dollars. It's worst feeling in the
whole wide world in my opinion. Yeah. No, what's your price to
never celebrate your birthday again? Oh my god? Okay, this one's easy
for me, Eric, Yeah, what's your price? Wonder? You have
so many years ahead of you, I've got to know what you said?
No, don't it's understandable. Five hundred thousand. Yeah, because not even
because I'm actually kind of over my birthday. I don't care anymore, but
I'm going to skip out the rest of my birthdays. I want the money
now so I can put it in like S and P or something, come
back later and have a fat chunk of change. So but you still have,
you still have big thirty. You have big forty, you have big
fifty. Come on, there's many a birthday to celebrate. S hit our
age brain. We don't go down. We don't even care. Yeah,
like crap, what's your price? Let the medical community use an experimental drug
on you now. They're not even gonna tell you what it's for. We
don't know, but it varies. Am I gonna be nauseous? Am I
gonna want to kill myself? I don't know, we don't know yet.
It's experimental, Okay, for how long will these effects be? One month?
Okay, okay, what's your price? I do it for twelve hundred
dollars. Oh my god, you are crazy taking enough of them? Anyway?
I'm doing grand? Yes, I said five hundred million. What well
they've caught They've already been like designed, and they're just testing them. They've
tested. Don't want animals something way, Oh my god, Oh my god.
I want twenty grand the least, because I want the five hundred million
to cover any things that are going to happen to me from taking a drug
that nobody knows anything about. Lest you can tell me the side effects,
I want twenty million. Ye okay, this one I want you to be
completely and one honest think really think about this. What's your price not to
not floss or brush your teeth for the rest of the year. Oh god,
not floss or brush your teeth for the rest of the year. So
that's more than six months? Oh my god. Mmm, okay, I
got it. And this is our lowest offer. This is the lowest.
I know. It's gonna be embarrassingly low. Actually, let's see what Eric's
is. Twenty five million, two point five million. Brian, I'm gonna
be honest, I put five million, five million. To be fair,
I probably actually would take two million. Oh my god, do you know
the damage not brushing or flossing for the rest of the year. God,
not to mention that you're gonna be unbearable. You have to show my answer.
You're gonna be unbearable to be around. I know, I know.
Well, what's who even cares? Right now? I would sitting next to
you. What's going to give us some of that money? Oh my god?
Heck no, okay, what's your price? Fart loudly in your boss's
office during a team meeting. Oh I've already done that. I had a
feeling you'd say that, oh gosh, the current boss. But I I'm
trying to think of like a meeting with like everybody, like all the talent
you know, and this I want two grand just because it's two grand.
I want that money. It's not because it's so hard to do. I
just want it. Just seems like a price, A good price for me
to do anything. Okay, I got my price, five thousand dollars.
I do it for five thousand dollars. Yeah, we had do it for
like less than five hundred. No, because there's like a lot of people
in my building and when we have meetings, it's like it would be very
noticeable and like there'd be a lot of chatter. Wait, but it just
says your boss's office though, right in a team meeting. Oh, Pa
twenty twenty five, you said you've already done it anyway, Yeah not my
current boss. Oh not your current said okay, okay, okay, okay,
all right, what's your price? Stick your hand in a clogged toilet,
not your own, to retrieve something important? Where's the clog at?
The clog is in the toilet, the car. But if I if I'm
reaching, like if I drop my ring in the toilet. It's below the
clog, so I have to push my hands through shit. Correct Now,
by clogged toilet, does it mean there's poo in there? What do you
think? I tried not to put it into. I have a strangely weak
stomach for having for for like organic fee material. No, no, no,
But like cleaning clogs out of drains is something that uniquely makes me sick.
Yeah, that would like hair stuff. I don't know. I never
had a week's stomach until I had to do it. Once I got to
drain, just a kitchen drain, and I threw up immediately. You I've
had a week stomach. I wish I wish Laura would bad now I had
a week stomachs like a year after that, Brian, I wish Laura would
have been there for that. It was weird. I understand though. Sometimes
if I think about too much, it makes me, oh, there's your
thing, there's your phoby. There's kind of a little bit of a phobia.
It's the texture on my hand. Really. Okay, so let's see,
I'm going to pretend like I dropped my phone in the toilet and then
like whatever, somebody's like five dollars seventy five. I'm not going to do
that. I'm going to use gloves. Sure well no, no, bare
handed. I didn't say that. I'm sticking to putting that in there.
Bad No. You said I couldn't ask details, so you can't add details.
All right. I still want five hundred thousand dollars Eric fifty million in
I do it for fifteen. There is something wrong with big deal. I
am amazed. You don't sell your body internet for how low you price?
Oh my god? Okay, okay, oh this this what's your price to
live aboard a submarine for six months? Street? Oh this is a detail.
You're submerged. That's fine. Will my bills be paid? Yeah,
everything's taken care of. Six months, six months in a submarine under the
water. Oh my god, okay, Brian five grand I think submarines are
so cool. Really, they don't freak you out, they freak I think
they're there's some crazy thing on Netflix about the submarine that disappeared. Did you
that it's that submarine? If you have to live on a real submarine,
they're big. I'm just saying I'm thinking like a nuclear military submarine. Even
when I see a submarine bobbing on the surface where the subs are in the
It scares the hell out of me. One million dollars would take one million
dollars. You have mechanophobia? Is that really? I do? The fear
of submerged machinery. Oh yeah, oh big, big, big time.
Yeah, like the underside of boats freak me out. Buoize the chain freaks
me out. If you go like a theme park and they've got like amatronics
in the water, oh uh uh, forget about it. That's a scary
one. Oh my god. All right, Okay, I have two more.
I'll do three more. Okay, now, Eric, don't get crazy.
I want you to really just think about how long this would take and
give me your lowest price. Okay, what's your price? Let a tarantula
crawl across your face? Nope? Am I alive? Yes, of course
you're alive. How long would that take? Like five seconds? Two seconds?
Let a tarantula crawl? You've met me right, Yes, I know.
I know. That's why I'm saying kind of like, think about this,
think about this. Realistic is really gonna happen? Okay, Brian.
While Eric's giving his large number, I'm assuming this isn't the is in the
presence of a Transla handler if I'm letting it happen. So I'm gonna say
two hundred fifty bucks. Okay, all right, you know what I'm kind
of with you, buddy, I'm five hundred. I do it for five
hundred. Seriously, if a translate guy is like what, I'm just gonna
it's gonna crawl across your face, I go, okay, I don't move,
and it does it. He picks it up, and I go,
cool, fifty bucks. There's always that slight chance that it might. I
don't think, but I doubt it. I don't think. So what one
billion dollars? Eric, get real, you could do it for a million
dollars. You would do it for a million. One million dollars. Oh
my god, you are a liar. That is ridiculous. That is ridiculous.
Yeah, that really is no. Oh my god. Okay, if
I found a spider in my house, I've burned my house down. What's
your price? Dress like a superhero with a cape, tights, the tight
superhero costume every day for one full year, everywhere you go. What's your
price dress like a superhero for a year grocery store, doctor's appointments, family
get togethers. Okay, okay, three hundred thousand dollars. Oh my god,
brien, we're like Vibe in tonight. Two hundred and fifty thousand dollars.
I said I'd do it for the year of my time. You're right,
seven fifty Okay, Now, Eric, I want you to think about
your mom. Okay, Brian, I want you to think about your mom.
I'm going to think about my mom, okay, because this is about
our mom's Okay, and we're gonna your mom is with us, Okay,
okay. What's your price to give your mom a full body massage? Full
body massage like professionally obviously, but she's naked under there. I mean,
you're it's a professional, real massage. What's your price? Oh geez god,
mm hmm. Okay this one. I knew the guys would take a
while on this one because this one's a little a little see your mo Okay,
I know it's not anything like No, it's a professional, miss professional.
Okay, come right, come on, don't get crazy, all right?
That sounds so uncomfortable. So my number is Google, which is tend
to the power or ten times ten to the power of one hundred. I
think that's what Google is. Okay, as a mother, I take offense
to that. It's because your mother is in fantastic shape. That's nothing to
do with it. I know it doesn't have anything to do with it,
but still, your professional I'm not ten to the tenth amount. Come on,
I do it for five bucks? What I get my mom on the
sad? Oh wait, hold yeah, thank you. Okay, okay,
okay, okay, actually yeah, but let's put it into perspective, Laura,
Oh god, oh God, oh god. Okay, okay, thank
you for that. Let me see you tried to screw me there. Okay,
what did Eric say? Five thousand? Okay, Eric's k that's different.
It's fine. Yeah, I'm gonna go a little bit higher than that.
I'm gonna go seventy five hundred dollars to give my dad a full body
of I really I want to push this scenario, but I don't know if
I really wants to. I know, I know, right, I know
right, I know. Okay, and this one is a serious one.
But okay, I was gonna say, what's your price climb Mount Everest this
before the year ends, And yes, you have all the equipment. Yes,
your job's taken care of. You got to train for that. Clown
climb Mount Everest. What's your price? You're lowest knowing that we would survive
it didn't say that, did it? Whatever? Okay, you just have
to try it. Oh geezh, I just have to try. No,
you have to try to climb, to climb out the money? I better
like, I can't do it, give me my money. No, no,
well then no, you have to reach the top. I have to
reach the top. So, but if we die, you're gonna die trying.
Okay, Okay, I said seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars it would
take because that scares the living hell out of me. And try what did
you say? Two hundred and fifty thousand? Because that sounds like something I
already want to do. Oh really, I mean, okay, sure,
it's fun. I climbed Mount Whitney, which is the highest point in the
contiguous in the United States. It's fourteen thousand something something feet. I got
to tell you it was deficial. I bet I want to do Half Dome
in Yosemite. Oh my god, how do you know the elevation of it?
Well, it's not no if he's higher, and that's only like a
fourteen or twenty miles or something. You get to this point called base camp,
and it looks like the face of the moon. There's no like lie,
there's no trees or leaves or plants or grass, and there's just like
big deep holes of like dark dark water because it's so deep and like you
can barely breathe. And it takes it takes forever just to a little ways
to like squat and go pee, and then you have to reach the summit
and it takes like just like half a day from base camp. You have
to get acclimated first, for like two days at base camp because yes,
Mount Whitney. Mount Whitney, Yes, because the people that we went with,
one of the girls was like really viciously sick. It makes you you
get that altitude sickness. So we're getting closer to the top and I remember,
like I started hallucinating and you can there's barely any oxygen. It is
really a trip. And when you finally get to that little tiny hut you
get to sign the book that's up there and take the pictures, and it's
freezing up there and you're barely breathing. It was hard core. I can't
even imagine what Mount Everest would be like. No, so I'm changed mine
to million dollars. See, there you go, because that doesn't I don't
have any real positive memories of it. I deserved. There were people puking.
That's probably why, because there's people peep. Oh god, oh.
We had to filter our own water with like this machine and everything. You
know what, that just sounds like a nightmare. I'm not a camper.
I didn't grow up a camper. I'm a glamper. I'm a I could
be a glambor. But like we were, like for real camping, eating
the camping food and everything. No, no, no, all right,
so let's let's go out with a little. Marian says, thank you.
Next, thank you? Next? That was what's your price on? Laura
Kane? After Dark? Just one of the many games we play to make
you think, make you laugh, hopefully, laugh with us, laugh at
us, I don't know, escape with us. That's what we're here for.
Okay, that's right. Where's Katelyn do something else? What? Eric?
Why? Because I have a pen on paper and you're like ten years
old? It could have been worse. Oh my god, it could have
been much worse. Brian. We're coming up on two years of you being
on the show, Jesus, so we're gonna think of something fun. Something
We're cooking up something in the near future. So just know it'll be fun
and your guys will be invited and we'll figure it out and we'll have prizes
and my god. All right, anyway, thank you so much for watching,
Thank you so much for listening. You guys are the best and love
your podcast. I love you so much. Thank you. You're welcome.
No, I already give you one. Come on, right, seriously,
just thinking for dad of massage for sending bucks. How much would you give
me a some massage for Oh my god, okay, let anything I think
that wouldn't be as bad. No, I would do it for there's no
like weird sexual tension, which you shouldn't be. You're right now, Okay,
you what if I had to give a full body massage to you?
You have no tube, you have no say the matter. How much money
do you have to How much would it take for me to do it?
I don't want you to do it too bad? You Okay, I see,
I see I'd do it for fifteen hundred, Okay, I think you
know what, I do it for less than that, I do it for
I do it for five hundred. Okay. I don't have a problem with
bodies. They're just bodies, right, And I would detach myself from knowing
you. I think that's what what if you were giving me a massage,
and what if you're giving Brian massage and he got a bonus? Okay,
Well that's not Yeah, that's that's what the that's why there's a costume of
all this, because that's everyone's worried about. Just logout already. That's why
there's money involved. That's I didn't even think about that. Okay, but
what do you mean you didn't think about that's? I really didn't. I
honestly, I would see. I was in professional mode. See that's how
I was. Why it might be awkward though it is, like, you
know, nakedness. I would put it. I would put the towel over
properly, you know what, You would not get a boner if I was
like exactly right, right, So I don't I'm not really worried about what
if. Yeah, what if you were like Okay, now, flip over
and I'm going to do your friend and he flips over and it's just like
a being pitched. I'd be like, nice, Bryan, oh my god,
that's not awkward. Extra five hundred you get the happy end. I
would say, it happens. That's what a body does sometimes when things feel
good, you're not gonna work. You are making this so awkward. It's
okay, it's going to keep feeling good. So no, what did see
this? Anyways? I'm going through a dry spell. So this is your
fault because you didn't lock out when I told you to just do it.
See, now we're weird. Territory is weird. No, you did this
because you're the one who was like, let me think how much money for
me? This is your fault. This is why I said I wouldn't.
You can't get massages from anyone other than strangers or your your romantic partners.
Okay, this what what if you were doing? Like what if Brian and
I did like a producer talent massage day and you were the massuse and we
both flipped over at the same time. We were both like, I probably
run and get my camera real quick, because that would be like funny and
fun. Yeah, exactly, I would to compare. Well, you've got
a lot to live up to, you know, I feel like if you're
lying on top of it, I like that. I feel like that might
prevent that. I would have an extra talenty just go blink blink. I
would cover you rolling over unless there's a towel already, you know. Oh
okay, so they don't roll over and then they go, oh, towel,
I got no. Like, see, I don't know what I'm doing.
So you're going to expose your genitals for just a couple of seconds,
don't worry like, no, let's do this. Oh my god, I
love making her uncomfortable. Please, it's time to go. You still want
to massage your dad? No? Seventy five hundred? All right, we
got her on paper, literally sign your name next to it. Oh my
god, let's stop before we're going down that rabbit hole. We're going down
that rabbit hole. We told each other we weren't going to do that fault.
No, it's your fault. Huh about like an ex partner? Would
that be worse or better like someone you used to be with? M I
don't know. Oh wow, not as bad as the dad or you love
your podcast, say it okay, now I have one more. Oh my
god, let's here. It would you freak out if you went for a
massage and it was me giving the massage and he still had it boner even
though he used the missus. I walk in and the towel that I'm putting
over you is just draped over my boot. It's like, hellowel here except
for a towel that's hung on his big Yeah. I'd be like, hey
myself, let me see that thing. I'm close. Wow, all right.
You wouldn't have any trouble with the implication though. You're like, don't
worry if there's nothing to worry about. It's not into this, And then
you go, oh, is he into this? No? I know because
I knew. I know he wouldn't be well if he had. Do you
know what I would name my massage studio? What finger blaster? Please?
Now you're time. Now, it's time to end. This needs to die.
Thank you, love you my sweet babies. And I'm sorry mommy does
this sometimes for a living. I love you.