All right, here we go with the Minnesota goodbye. I'm going to dive
right into an email. Here we go, good morning, Dave and Crue.
I loved hearing Bailey talk about her love for Joe Mauer as a young
girl. I too had the delusional dream that I would someday meet him.
We would fall head over heels in love. This is before he was married.
But I got a funny story about Joe that I would love to share.
I was in my early twenties going to college in Western Wisconsin. The
background of my laptop was a picture of Joe Mauer. On the first day
of class, a girl sat down next to me and said, Oh,
do you like Joe Mauer. I said, yeah, I'm going to marry
him someday. The girl said, oh, he's my brother in law.
Pretty sure. My jaw hit the floor at that comment. I will admit
a small part of me probably thought, holy cow, I have a shot
at meeting him. Ha ha. Well. I ended up having many classes
with that girl. She was very private, never mentioned Joe again. I
know her claim was legitimate though, and her sibling is married to Joe's sibling.
Oh wow, any who. One of those moments when you realize what
a small world we really live in. I would love to hear other people's
stories about meeting Joe Mauer or even meeting other Minnesota's celebrities. Thanks for reading,
Please don't say my name. I think it's an adorable story. Yes,
I already told my story about Joe Mauer, the one with the glasses
where I said he looked hung glasses and he said, thanks you too.
But I when I met lou Ford, because lou Ford was my favorite baseball
player at that time in two thousand and five ish, and I met him
on one day. It was just like a regular meet and greet. I
think I just said, you know, you're my favorite baseball player, blah
blah blah. And then I got my picture taken with him at this meet
and greet. And then he had another meet and greet the next day,
and I met him again the next day, but my mom printed out the
picture that we had taken the day before to have him sign the picture I
got us I got from the day before, which seems kind of creepy,
and I did hug him without asking permission. I was so freaking Jazz.
I was also like fourteen years old. And was just like weird, you
know what for? Yeah, I think that people like, you know,
like if somebody meets you and they're excited enough that they're like, they got
a picture the day before they came back, they want you to sign it
and they want a hug, and you're there for an appearance. I mean,
if I was having dinner at Cucumbers with my family and this little lass
whole fourteen year old girl came up with a fucking picture, I'd like,
take my salad and I'd throw it at her. Oh but if I'm there
for a meet and greet, sure, then I'd be like, oh that's
worst. Okay, So at least that's comforting because my mom makes it out
to seem like he was turned off by that entire experience. Oh no,
I think one of the most flattering things that people. And it amazes me
when like a twenty year old, usually a woman somebody young like, will
see him on that shinedown cruise sir, and they'll be like, can I
have a hug? And it's like, I am so flattered that I mean
enough to you that you want a hug to me. That is like really
powerful, that's very touching. So it doesn't happen very often. Stay fair.
Like multiple years in a row, people have just like handed me their
babies and been like, here you go, let's all get a picture,
and like they like trust me enough that they're like giving me their child right
away. And I'm like, okay, sure I would a baby, baby,
Yeah, hand me your baby, Chow writes in Regular staff writer.
Chow says, it's funny how you sing that song when you saw the Swift
for power mop Swift for power Mop on top of the dryer. Every day
when I come home, I drive past the street called Harvester, and I
sing the Hollister song Harvester, Harvester down at Harvester. Whoa h A r
V E s T E R Yeah h A r V Okay, we get
the idea. That's so funny. I love it. And also about the
kissing thing. Everybody thinks they know how to kiss, even my wife,
who's only been with one or two guys. I've been with about ten women
in my lifetime, and I never claim to be a pro. I think
you know you're a good kisser if you're really enjoying it. I think I
don't know, but they're right. Chow. You're right, everybody thinks they're
a great kisser. What if you even told you're a good kisser. If
you have to ask, then it's not legit. But if they go,
WHOA, you're a really good kisser, then that's legit. Can I ask
you kind of like a dirty question, please do okay? If I don't
know how much I can? Okay. If a guy says, oh,
you're so good at like pleasing me specifically, is that a lie just so
that you'll do it more? Or is that possibly she's talking about a specific
a specific talking about a blowjob? Are you're worried to bring you don't want
to bring up the word blowjob? You know what I'm supposed to say?
Okay, Well, if a guy says, like, you're so good at
giving blue jobs, does that just is that what they're saying to make you
do it more? Or I don't think so. I think he's probably sincere
because then if he says you're good, then you're not going to change.
Sure if you said so, if he said something like, oh, you
know what, you need to use your hand a little bit more or whatever.
So if he says you're good, it's like then he approves of that
method, and he doesn't want you to change. Okay, so he wouldn't
lie. I don't think sure. Now, if you lie, then you
think you're doing a good job. You're not doing a good job. Oh
okays, like you're using your teeth a lot. Don't use teeth just a
little bit. Though it depends on your guy. Sometimes maybe guy likes the
little teeth in there. So no, I think he's actually he's enjoying it.
Okay, cool, Okay, I'm going to delete this email and I'm
going to bring up the loofa. Okay, okay about that? Yeah,
wig, yeah, you know what I want to get. There's like this
kind of like it's it's a version of a loofa, but it's called like
an African mesh something or other, and it's like a long loofah, like
if you took a loofa and you unraveled the entire thing. And apparently it's
super nice and like much better than a loofah, and it dries easier and
it doesn't like mold or anything. So sounds I mean, it sounds like
something I want to check out, but I have no idea where to buy
it. But Anyway, that's my loof a talk for the day. I
think you know you want to bring up loof of talk again, then bring
it up and we'll see what happened. Let's see, there are a couple
of more. Let me click on this one, don't same a name.
Dave was talking about accidentally injuring his brother in law or somebody else on the
pontoon boat that was last week, and then asked what others did to injure
somebody else. Well, I have a few, but it wasn't me that
did the injuring. I was just there growing up. I was the oldest.
I had two younger siblings. All of us are three years apart from
the next sibling. My sister, unfortunately, is the youngest of three with
two older brothers. She probably got more injured than us three. One time,
a brother's swinging a hockey stick like a baseball bat whacked her in the
face, injuring her nose. To this day we think her nose was broken
and healed them properly, but at the time we didn't know it was broken.
So in other words, sisters got a crooked ass nose or something,
you know, m hm. Another time she was climbing a fence after my
brother and his friend, and when she jumped down on the other side,
she landed on a basketball. Now, imagine you land on a basketball is
going to roll away and it's not going to catch you. She injured her
ankle in foot. Another time, she's riding bitch on a bike, sitting
on the handlebars, and when the bike went over a bump, her foot
slid through the spokes and injured her ankle. Unfortunately, I do not remember
which of the ankle injuries occurred first, and she was under the age of
ten all of the causes. All this to say, the causes of her
injuries were likely due to her hanging out with her brothers. Don't worry,
she is fine now with her own kids. Right. Thanks for the laugh.
I usually only have time for the Minnesota Goodbye these days, but I
hope to get back on track with listening daily. Hey, I'm really happy
listening even to the Minnesota Goodbye. Yeah. It always terrified me to write
bitch on handlebars because I think we've all done it. Oh I've never,
Oh really, oh I've never. Oh yeah as a child all the time,
Wow, yeah, I think I'm my brother, my friend's bike.
It would be like, Okay, you get on the handlebars really for no
practical reason, sure, except just to try something. Oh, we would
do it because we wouldn't have enough bike to get from front one friend's house
to another. So it really dry, bitch and whatever or like. My
parents lived decently close to each other once they got divorced, so then we'd
bike use one of my bikes to get in between houses sometimes. So yeah,
all the time, it was terrifying. I didn't like it. I
didn't mind being the person who was actually peddling. It was like a little
bit harder, but yeah, riding on it was not fun. I'd like
I'd liked those the pegs that they had on the back the back wheel,
those I could do. I could do the pegs because then you just stand
and it's like a motorcycle and you hold on. But having to like balance
on handlebars absolutely not, because you're gonna go tip forward or tip backward you
hit a bump or something. Yeah, to play it out on the ground,
I'll talk about the worst bike wreck we ever got into. Okay,
and I've told my story a million times. I put a parachute on my
bike. The parachute got caught up in the in the back wheel, and
I went down hard and scraped up my side. And I've told the story
a million times. Tell me about the worst bike wreck you either of you
two got into, Jenny Daily, I don't know that one thing that's unique.
I mean, I've fallen off a bike plenty of times when I was
younger, but nothing like super unique. I don't think you never tried to
do a stunt or do a wheeling and got a concussion or anything like that.
No, I mean I skateboarded and I hurt myself skateboarding once, hitting
like a big bump when I was going way too fast, and then I
dislocated my shoulder, and so I had to go to the yard. Well,
maybe that's our topic. The worst childhood injury from doing something sporty or
stupid, you know, I think that was probably mine. I was very
fortunate not too sporty stupid do anything worse than the parachute on the bicycle.
Yeah, but we did a lot of dumb things. There used to be
a big, big, deep ditch by our house that was kind of like
a ravine, and so we made, you know how like a skateboard park
will have all these dips and hills and that type of thing. So we
would ride our bikes down these steep hills and ride around the edge, and
the momentum would keep you hugging the side of the ravine, and we never
got hurt. It was just dumb stuff to do. We could have easily
gotten very hurt, but I should have been hurt so many more times as
a child, I feel like I did dumb things. They had a kind
of like a half pipe in this one church parking lot, and it was
super sketchy. There were never parents around, and we would bike to it
and we'd like pretend like we were going to go on it, but we
usually didn't because it was like so sketchy. I think I got like a
part of it and went down it, not from all the way up the
top. And so there are multiple times I did jump on a bed and
fall off, hit my head and get stitches in my head once as well.
I was like your stereotypical kid who was like, don't jump on the
bed, and I hurt myself. I don't know what else I never really
did any I'm not like a sporty person and Honestly, I didn't learn how
to ride a bike for a long time. Really, I didn't learn how
to ride bike until I was eight. Oh okay, that's a little bit
like that. Yeah, see that. It's funny like as adults you look
at oh, eight years old, that doesn't seem that late, But when
you're eight years old, everyone is riding a bike except for you. And
I had to. I taught myself on Mother's Day and I would just go
up a hill and then try and balance on the way down. And I
just went from like not knowing how to knowing how. I didn't do the
like training wheels thing. I just went It's interesting you say that because I
also was like trying to just learn one day. I did training wheels first,
and I was trying to learn one day and my parents gave up.
And then I just got on it and started doing it on my own.
And suddenly I like had it. Yeah, you just got to figure it
out. Yeah it suddenly you had it. I think. I remember the
first time I think I had training wheels. And training wheels really don't help
you, No, they actually make it worse. They yeah, because they
do all the work for you. But isn't it funny how you get on
a bike as an eight year Once you learn how to ride a bike,
it is so effortless, it is so effortless. But until you get it,
it's like, how in the fuck am I going to keep this bike
up? How do I keep it up? And I think if you google
why does a bike stand up? Science has not recognized an answer as to
why a bike stands out? Really weird. I was gonna say, I
thought I would have involved just like momentum, you would think so because the
faster you go. But I read this somewhere in the last year that science
has never determined exactly why a bicycle stands up. And I don't know,
maybe I'm wrong about that one, but you know, another mystery. And
that is it for the Minnesota Goodbye. We're a little short on emails,
so if you want to send in an email about your childhood injury or anything
you want to bring up, then go ahead and send that in to Ryan's
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over to you. And that is it for the Minnesota. Goodbye,