Fame. He'd liked to be walked on a leash and play really dirty,
kinky sex games. Is the guy put the cock in the peacock network?
Okay, bitch, Hey, everybody aj Benzi here with fame is a bitch.
This is your free show for October nineteen, twenty twenty three. Hello
free birds? How are my free birds? I cut out the birds chirping.
I gave you guys a break, all right. Abovino texted me and
was like, when did you record that show? Were you outside? I
said, no, I use I use an app, a bird's turban.
Why, I said, because I'm gonna have some fun with the people wont
pay for the show. Now that I'm doing two free shows a week every
week, I want them to understand that I give some, they give some.
He's like, bro, it's unlistenable. I said, oh, it's
not. You can totally hear my show. The chirping lasts for a few
minutes, then it goes away. But you know, Mike is a stickler.
He's very good at what he does. He's got a career in this
sort of thing. And I bowed down to him when he says no more
birds. However, doesn't mean that I think you guys should slack off joining
Patreon. I don't. If you want the goods, the real goods,
think better of yourself. Go to patreon dot com. Slash famous a bitch,
you know, I like it it too. When you take your kid
into a pool, when they get to that age where oh, oh,
you know, I love the pool, daddy, and they walk down that
first step and everybody's holding the baby's hand. I don't mean baby two or
three year old, you know. Then they have this sweat he's on.
They have a vest on, but they can't swim yet, and they get
to that first step but they love the water and then they splash it on
their face and then oh they love it. Come on, honey, come
then the second step. No, no, I'm afraid daddy. Come on,
mama, come on, street Art. You got this second step.
Now they're up to the thighs and then they sit there for a few minutes
and you go, mama, one more step, straet Art, one more
step. I don't know why I'm thinking girls because of Joey's daughters and my
daughter. Come on, mama, one more step, street Art. They're
so nervous to go the extra step because they think that third step is a
certain death. And I liken that third step for babies walking into a pool
with you free birds not going to Patreon, just take the fucking step.
Five bucks. No one's gonna get rich on your five bucks. But I
want you to get the better stuff. I want you to be in the
warm side of the pool. You're not getting the best show on the free
show. I give my all. As we say in the business, I
lung out the Patreon show. There's nothing to be left behind. It's strictly
all of me. And as Billy Halliday said, why not take all of
me? Man? Can't you see I'm no good without you? Okay?
Anyhow, let's move on. So I'm watching TV as I normally do at
night. It's always on while I'm writing or listening to something, and TV's
always on. I'm one of those people. I believe in television being on,
and only recently have I started to shut it off as they go to
bed. I've lived my whole life leaving the TV on, even as I
slept. When I went my kids slumber party whatever it is, whatever,
me and my son slept in the same room or Roxley slept in the same
room with us, we'd leave TV on. We watched South Park. In
fact, there's a very funny story on the Patreon show regarding that. Now
I've learned to shut the TV off because it really does give you a better
night sleep. My girlfriend has taught me that she doesn't look at TV on.
So what am I supposed to do? I gotta shut it off.
But I'm sitting here, and you guys know when you grab the remote and
you finally settle on watching a movie because you're just too tired to keep scrolling
anymore. Right, You've gone up and down the dial. You see what's
on. You know the Seinfeld. There's Friends, There's Impractical Jokers, which
is on constantly. There's Joe Dirt, There's Grown Ups, the movies that
run all the time, every atom sand the movie What can I watch?
Last night? I find myself settling on Pearl Harbor with Ben Affleck, Kate
beckinsal Live Tyler, Josh Hartnett, who Hollywood was trying so hard to convince
us that he was the next big thing, and he certainly wasn't a lot
like how they made us think Chris O'Donnell was the next big thing. And
I remember seeing him going, this guy's a fucking dud. Why do they
think? Okay, he was in Batman with George Clooney, great, but
he's not the next big thing. Hold that thought for a second. Whenever
I see a guy like that, I'm not gonna say he's gay. I
have no clue. A little effeminate, let's call him beta, let's call
him soy. You know, I never understood while they were shoving him down
on throats because he possessed nothing of an it factor or a wow factor.
You put him in Batman with George Clooney playing Robin, and you go,
well, Clooney's gorgeous. He's clearly a great actor, somebody you can't take
your eyes off of. Great voice, great register, and as Chris o'donald
playing Robin didn't work for me. And then you realize, well, this
movie The Room was directed by the big giant gay clear Joel Schumacher. Okay,
and I've been in Joel Schumacher's home. Do you know he's got a
frame picture of George Clooney and Chris o'donald in there Batman and Robin costumes.
But the pictures of them. The pictures of them from the back where George
Clooney has his hand on Chris o'donald's butt cheek and Chris has his hand on
George Clooney's butt cheek. Clearly Joel Schulmacher was having a good time. But
listen, that was the movie where Batman's nipples showed through his costume. Too
erotic for me, too gay for me. But I mentioned Chris o'donald for
a reason. I know he ended up with a gig on one of the
CSI TV series. I don't even know which one. Don't ask me,
I don't care, but I gotta tell you something, the CSI series.
As much as I loved David Caruso in CSI Miami, I love that show.
That show kind of ended my auditioning career, you know what I mean.
Like I was out there auditioning for shows and shit, and I knew,
I knew what you did. When you got the pages or the sides
for a CSI episode, I know you were in the first few minutes.
They thought you were the murderer, or you were the guy at the party
when the girl was found dead, possibly roofeed, where were you? I
know? All the players and who these I get it. It's cookie cutter
bullshit, and I know how to act, but I found myself not able
to act so poorly, like I know what they wanted. It's just like,
look, we're making cookies here, man. Just be the guy who
has the girl and you gave her a roofie and you deny it, and
later on the show we think you're guilty and it turns out her girlfriend's guilty.
Can you play that guy? No? I can't because I can't purposely
act badly to suit the director of this episode's desires. I can't do it.
So because of that, I stopped auditioning. I really did. I
can't stand that shit. But what I wouldn't have given to be on an
episode of CSI Miami with the great, the great ginger David Caruso. I
mean, let me tell you something right now, Me and my nephew Joey,
we used to watch CSI Miami, even though we lived on different coasts
or different time zones at the time, and we call each other laughing like
hounds because of how David Crusoe would begin each episode. And even if you've
never seen an episode of CSI, Miami. You know, if you've never
heard of David Caruso's character Horatio Caine. You know, if you think you
know you know what all you need to know about Cruso, you don't.
You've had to see him in CSI Miami. Any movie he did, which
I know you're going through your your rolodex in your mind. What movies did
not many? David Caruso had a phenomenal television career and then thought I'm bigger
than TV. I'm gonna make movies. And he didn't do shit. And
I know some stories about him being a tough guy and a wise guy.
In the set of a movie and he was working with my buddy Chuck Zito,
the former Hell's Angel, and Chuck had invited some other Hell's Angels to
work with him on that particular movie, and David Cruzo was acting like an
asshole, and they fucked him up. They fucked him up. They have
to stop shooting for the day, tend to his injuries. A split lip.
You know you can't back talk the Hell's Angels taken from me. I
was knocked out in a janitor's closet at a strip club by the one and
only Chuck Zito. Thank god we're friends to this day. But yeah,
you can't do that. But a ratio key shows up with the crime scene.
Of course, he gets the rundown of the crime and he talks to
his partner Frank, and he'll go the verdict is in Frank. Then there's
a pause. He puts on his sunglasses always and then it'll finish with a
quip, with a great one liner. The verdict is in Frank, but
the jury is out. Then you cut to the who's singing, we won't
get fooled again? No, no, I mean guys, girls. That
was television at its greatest. It really was, we won't get fooled again.
I mean, great cookie cutter show. But I could not audition for
a role to be one of those people. I just couldn't do it.
And by the way, for good measure, they throw and Live Tyler and
Pearl Harbor and they had Aerosmith her daddy singing the big song in the finale.
I don't want to miss a thing. Live's mom b b Buell,
big groupie. Oh my god. I used to get calls from bb Buell,
who was spent her whole life banging all different lead singers and guitarists and
drummers and manager. Is the one thing about groupies is they're not choosy,
all right. Bb Bule was one of these chicks, just like Pamela de
Bars was. She wrote a great book called I'm With the Band. I
made a movie with her former husband, Michael Debar, the Bars and he's
great. He's in London now doing drivetime radio. We made a movie called
Diary of a Sex Addict. But these chicks were wild back then, just
like the movie Almost Famous. You got that Kate Hudson in the role of
the chick who's a groupie for the band and tiny dancer. That song that
Bernie Talpin and Elton John made is about the chick who tends to what tends
to the things that the guys in the band need. It's just one of
those things that you have to understand rock and roll to understand exactly what that
particular person means to the group. But you've got liv Tyler, You've got
Aosmiths. Stephen Tyler is singing the big song, a lot of big parts.
The beautiful Kate beckhensal to handsome, rugged Ben Affleck, all the explosions
we took in Michael Bay directing Pearl Harbor American History, and I'm going,
why do we need a love story in the middle of a Pearl Harbor movie?
Why? Why? But this was Michael Bay back in the day.
Nobody could tell him shit about how a big movie needed to be. Please
try to watch this movie again if you see it, come on. No
shot seems to last more than five seconds, no scene lasts more than one
minute. And it made me think of how many bad decisions Hollywood has made
over the years. In fact, I think I'm gonna do a show next
week strictly on some of the worst Hollywood decisions ever made. And believe me,
I will not run out of material. Like look, I'm not even
a huge fan of Batman. Like it, but like I said, I
don't keep it on if I'm scrolling and I see it's there. But I
do have to admit I did like Michael Keaton as Batman. I like the
fact that the world had accepted Michael Keaton as Batman. There was some doubts
in the beginning the first time around, but Danny DeVito and Michelle Fifer were
perfect as the penguin and Catwoman, But then the movie ends with the penguin's
dead, but Catwoman is still alive. You know she's gotten nine lives,
you've probably lost eight of them. Perfect setup for a spinoff movie about Catwoman,
right, But Hollywood Studios didn't think in terms of cinematic universes back then.
When they finally got around to making Catwoman the movie twelve years later,
they get rid of Michelle five and they started over with Halle Berry. From
Beautiful Vanilla to Beautiful chocolatelle Berry had just won Best Actress two years earlier,
she said, at the peak of her fame. The movie bombed and it
shot her down a bunch of rungs on the Hollywood ladder. And when she
won Worst Actress at the Razzie Award, she had the good humor to show
up and accept the award in person, in which most people do not do.
And she said, first of all, I want to thank Warner Brothers
for putting me in a piece of shit, god awful movie. It was
just what my career needed. I was at the top and then Catwoman just
plummeted me to the bottom. I love it. It's hard being on top.
It's much better being on the bottom Hollywood. I mean, look,
all this could have been avoided if they just stuck with the Catwoman everyone loved
and not waited twelve years to give it a movie. I'm gonna do a
show on Hollywood's worst decisions. Okay, I'll get to it next week.
So let me now get into what I want to talk about today. So
this just in Trump derangement syndrome is alive and well. In fact, I
would venture a guest to say I've never seen it in this hot in the
last seven years or so. That's good news, because the only reason why
the hate is turned on so high is because Democrats know, despite Trump's baggage
and indictments and god knows whatever else he's dragging around behind his ass, He's
still the free and clear winner if the election took place today, especially with
Joe Biden is saddled with the war on each end of the world and the
southern border being wide open. Anyhow however you feel about Donald Trump, I'm
not here to convince you to like him. I can't believe there is another
man that could still get up before dl on every day like he does and
take the slings and arrows that find him. Go scroll Twitter, x,
Instagram anything. All you see is people and organizations trying to convince you that
the world would be somehow better or actually be in worse condition if Trump was
president again, if they think it's better than Biden's there. Of course I
don't feel that way, but look, I'm not here to convince you either
way. That's politics is a bit his job, and there'll be a show
coming in the next day or two with that. Anyhow, here's someone you
cannot stand him to the point that well, some people feel like they have
to quit their job because they hate Trump so much. Can you imagine Maren
Morris. Maren Morris is a little pine sized country singer who I wouldn't know
if she shut up my door tonight, to be honest with you, but
she did recently say that the Trump year exposed the bigoted views of people in
the country music industry, and that's what led her to give up on her
genre. Now. I don't really know her music, but I have heard
of one of her hits, get the Hell out of Here, which is
kind of a fitting title when you think about what's going on in her life
right now. She hasn't only quit country music. But this just then,
her husband, Ryan Hurd, just quit her. Yes, a divorce is
underway on account of irrect insilentble differences, and trust me, I have a
feeling I know why. As a matter of fact, one of my patrons,
Deborah Kruck, sent me a message saying, woken and broken and now
divorce to hmmm, coincidence. I have to use her lne because it's brilliant.
Woken and broken. That's exactly what happened to Maren Morris, it really
is. Could it be that her husband has a little bit of red in
him and it doesn't quite blend with his wife's blue blood views. Either way,
it's another way of saying, whenever you say irreconcilable differences, it basically
means we're not fucking anymore. And we haven't been fucking for a while now.
When she was very upset about our music genre, she had this transition
from country music over the last year to not knowing what to do. She
was very confused, and primarily she blamed it all on what she called the
Trump years for allowing people to feel proud for being misogynistic and racist in their
music. And she said after the Trump years, people's biases were on full
display. It just revealed who people really were in that they were proud to
be misogynistic and racist, and homophobic and transphobic. All these things were being
celebrated, and it was weirdly dovetailing with this hyper masculine branch of country music.
I call it butt rock. Oh for fuck's sake, Oh Jesus.
She also dismissed the rise of songs like try that in a small town,
and she said people are streaming these songs out of spite. It's not out
of true joy or love of the music. It's to own the libs.
And that's so not what music is intended for. She said, music is
supposed to be the voice of the oppressed, the actual oppressed, and now
it's being used as this really toxic weapon and culture wars. First of all,
what a load of shit. I don't care what she feels about Trump.
Everybody has opinions about that guy, But Jesus Christ, since when his
music's supposed to be the voice of the oppressed. You mean there's no songs
out there. Can somebody tell Pharrell that he shouldn't sing songs named happy or
Bobby McFerrin. Don't worry be happy with those guys oppressed. No asshole.
Music is for everyone, not just people oppressed. Anyhow, whenever I hear
a woman speak like this, I never imagine that she's home with a happy
man. Okay, And here we are. The kids are calling it quits
on their relationship after five years, and both say they've been separated since the
complaint was followed October second. She said in the court documents that during the
marriage, the parties have accumulated certain assets and certain debts, and prior to
the marriage, the parties entered in the prenuptial agreement. Okay, that's good
news. She also requested to be awarded her separate property, and they want
joint custody of their son, who's three named Hayes. Now, these two
men when they were both songwriters in Nashville, and they co wrote some beautiful
songs Last Turn Home for Tim McGraw Sundown. Heaventown that album big Time album,
and they continued working together through the years, and they worked on Morris's
first studio album called Hero. They shared some credits on the album's hits Girl
and Humble Quest. These are songs I've never heard of him, just telling
you what they've done heard. Her husband also found success in the country music
genre, having written number one songs for Blake Shelton, Lady A and Luke
Bryant. Excuse me, so Bolton. These idiots never have to work again
as long as they live within their means, because nothing pays better than writing
hit songs. That is forever money. Like to this day, was it
sixty years since Mick Jagger and Keith Richards wrote Satisfaction? We can all live
on that money right now that's generated from people playing Satisfaction. As a matter
of fact, Keith Richards was such a heroin addict. I mean right now
he does nothing even quit smoking. Keith Richards is like a health freak.
Now drinked smoothies in the morning. But back in the day in nineteen sixty
two, when Satisfaction came to be, he would be playing his guitar at
night and trying to come up with new riffs, and he'd run this tape
recorder, this giant machine, and he would shoot heroin and you know,
sometimes he'd fall asleep and he'd wake up hours later with the tape still running
and nothing being played. But one day he said, no, I know,
I played something that I really liked. I know there was a cord
and a riff in their that I liked. And he finally rewound that big,
old giant tape machine and found down, down, down, out down.
Could you imagine that was all lost because of his addiction to heroin,
But he had the good sense to go back and look for it, And
here we are. That's how close it came to us, not ever hearing
or knowing how beautiful a song satisfaction could be. Wow, drugs are bad,
but Jesus Christ, sometimes they're good. I'm not sure he could have
come up with that if he'd been straight changing gears. Here, people,
there is a story coming out of well, look, so much is coming
out of this war between Hamas and Israel. And every single day, on
every single channel, we know, we're being bombarded with images and stories and
accusations about this war. Who did this? Who bombed that? Was at
this? And it's just so much shit, And Pee Peds is flying to
Israel to talk to these people. People tomorrow the next day, I,
oh my god, I can't believe it's saying why don't we just send the
Chimpanzee. What's the difference. I love the fact that the actor Michael Rappaport
goes on his podcast and says, I don't want to know what to use
the word Jews. I don't want anybody who is not of the Jewish faith
to use the word Jews. You should say Jewish people, Jewish faith,
don't say Jews. Biden gets on TV and says Jews one hundred times.
So Michael Rappaport, go fuck yourself. You're not gonna say shit about Biden.
He's your man. He's your man. I hate. I hate so
many people. I don't know what to do with myself. What do you
do when you when you just hate so many people? Oh my god.
Anyhow, Vogue magazine has this obnoxious contributing editor at large named Gabriella Carrefa Johnson.
I'll give you a minute to decought if she's white or black. Abriella
Karifa Johnson, she's black, Okay. She has wiped her job titled from
her Instagram account because she unleashed a rant in which she likened Israel to an
apartheid state which is committing genocide, and she compared the Israeli defense forces to
a terrorist organization. This shick is thirty two. She's an editor, she's
a stylist, she's fat. Okay, I'm sorry, but this this has
to do with the story, because when you see her and think that Vogue
magazine thinks she's the person who should be some sort of beauty beauty editor and
stylist, it boggles my mind. Back in twenty twenty one, she became
the first black woman to style a Vogue cover, and that sparks an outrage.
Then she lashed out against some fashion insidus who questioned her beliefs. In
recent days, and a spokesperson for Vogue decided to distance the magazine from Karifa
Johnson's views. They said, Gabriella's social media posts and opinions are her own
and do not represent those of the company. I can imagine that meeting.
What the fuck did she say? Oh no, no, no, no,
no, we have to separate up. We have to push away from
her. But she's black and overweight. We'll be called racist, I know,
but we have to have You imagine what goes on in these meetings nowadays.
Nowadays, so people who are close to this situation emphasized that Karifa Johnson
is not a full time employee at the Anna Wintour run magazine, and they
said she was never instructed by anyone at Conde nasked to scrub her editor title
from her instant profile, but she did anythm before that. Her profile said
she was the global Contributing editor at Large for Vogue. Now it just says
quote many things. Now, this chit who has styled the likes of Kamala
Harris, the singer Selena Gomez, the poet Amanda Gorman who everybody went ape
shit over and her poems suck, and her friend and model Jiji hadid well.
She ruffled a lot of feathers when she went on a rent about a
week ago or so, the day after Hamas terrorists massacred at least thirteen hundred
kids, women, men, and elderly people in Israel and captured about two
hundred hostages. She said, it's so disappointing to see the utter lack of
understanding of the basic tenets and tactics of colonization and one's willingness to justify and
defend those systems which have only ever oppressed. Damn, I hate when Instagram
shows me what I hope I never know about the people I follow, and
they're horrifying belief systems. This shthead has worked for brands like Calvin Klein,
Stuart Weitzmann, Joseph Altuzara, and Target. And she's questioning how many people
could say I stand with Israel while she continues to talk about strikes that are
hammering Gaza following Hamas's refusal to return the hostages. And she went right back
and said, I cannot believe that the world is watching in silence as genocide
in all caps. AM asked, Palestinian extinction plan is happening before our very
eyes. These are war crimes all caps, I'm asked, I mean,
I just I'm asked. Palestinian extinction plan is very specific language to equate Israel
with Nazis. It's very minipen, live and sick. She posted a very
bitter exchange between her and the former French Vogue stylist Celia Azulaie, who told
her that she should show the same compassion with Israeli civilians getting murdered. I
don't know why that's so hard for people to do. But Karifa Johnson came
right back saying she never denied Israelis were murdered, but that the number of
Israelis harmed was far less to the number of Palestinians in the retaliation. Then
she turned to the IDF and said that the defense unit has killed thousands of
Palestinians this year, not Hamas. IDF is a torture agency sponsored by the
Israeli apartheype state. Wow. So these two went back and forth. Azul
was pissed and kind of balked at the comparison of the nation's the force defense
Forces to the terrorist organization of Hamas, which brutally slaughtered babies, rape women,
and burned people alive during their attack. And Azula said, you're ignorant.
You can't even have a constructive conversation, which right right now, by
the way, many people can't have. It's just we're all perplexed and bamboosled,
and we don't know that God's honest truth about who's doing what, what
bombs are going where, who's killing who. You know, most of us
here in America would like to think that these awful bombs that hit hospitals and
schools are the work of Palestinians, not I'm sorry of Hamas. We have
to remember that Hamas is a certain percentage, a small percentage of Palestinians.
But there are many people who believe no Israel is doing those bombinges. They're
bombing hospitals in Gaza. They are killing children every fucking day. All day,
we get conflicting news reports, the president here, the people there.
No one knows what the fuck is going on. My father always said,
and he's been dead since nineteen eighty five. My father always said, the
Middle East and the Jews are gonna be the end of this world. Here
we are, is it the end? I'll tell you right now. We've
never been closer. So I don't know what you need to do next to
what you haven't done, what's on your goddamn bucket list, But do it
while you can. And this, I don't want to say the wrong word,
but this Karifa Johnson posted another heated exchange with a fellow stylist named Braden
Nelson, who wrote to her, you sound as though you were supporting the
pain that is being put on innocent Jewish people. Your ignorance is shocking,
but then again, you got your platform from being bullied by a celebrity.
He was obviously referring to Caarifa Johnson's spat with Kanye West last year. That's
what Kanye insulted her because she criticized him for wearing his White Lives Matter T
shirts at a fashion show, his Yeasy Fashion show. She called him deeply
offensive, violent and dangerous, and Kanye was ripe to mock Karifa Johnson's sense
of style. He put up a photo of her with the caption, this
is not a fashion person. She's not. She's too fat. She looks
like a slob. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but that's not the person
you put in front of your magazine, especially if you're Vogue and act like
this is the woman we stand behind when it comes to beauty and fashion and
style. Are you out of your mind? It looks like she wears pool
covers or drapes, curtains, parachutes to make dresses and ensembles. She's not
a fashion person, and Kanye's right. Of course, Vogue came to her
defense and they said, we stay with Gabriella Karifa Johnson, our global fashion
editor and longtime contributed She was personally targeted and bullied. It's unacceptable. Look,
this one's got a big mouth. Okay, along with a big ass
and a big head. She went around around with Kanye West when he was
in his manic phase. Yes, I know, but good for him.
He ridiculed her because of the White Lives Matter t shirts and he basically told
her, you don't You don't belong in the position you were given. She
doesn't, and she responds, you know your girl has been through it.
I'm exhausted, but I'm so moved by and grateful for the outpouring of love
I've received here and elsewhere over the last twenty four hours. I feel so
blessed to belong to a community that would show up for me like this.
She's thirty one years old, and she said one thing about me. I
will always speak my mind and always try to honor my truth, my thoughts
on my own, and I stand by them. Thank you all for supporting
me in that. Thirty one years old was when I began my career at
the New York Daily News. You don't know a fucking thing by that time.
You don't need to be commenting on the world at large. You don't
you work at a fashion magazine. Don't comment on terrorism overseas in the Middle
East. You just don't know enough. Can't stand people like this. Kanye
ripped her a new ass in two. This is not a fashion person.
He showed a picture of her wearing brown boots, a striped knit shirt,
a yellow graphic T shirt. I had a corduroy trench coat with bright blue
Blenciaga purse. And he zoomed in on the boots and said, I know,
Anna went taught hates these boots. You can't fight with Kanye, He's
insane. But she said the fat phobia jumped out, Yes, I am
fat. No, I'm not humiliated. Show up as my authentic self in
the world. I hate when people talk to this, right, Yeah,
you are a little humiliated. You don't like the way you look. You
just don't deep down inside. You don't give me two hours with you and
you'll admit you hate the way you look. But you said she's worked hard
to feel confident in her body. You've worked hard. What's working hard with
a body like that? Was it hard twisting the top of the jelly jar?
Was it difficult or hard? Lugging all those cases of red Bulls up
to your apartment? Worked hard? My ass? Listen, I don't want
to be called out for fat shaming. All of you know me by now.
I'm the first guy to throw rocks. I throw the first dome because
my house is glass. I know I should lose weight, and you know
what, for a good forty weeks of the year, I don't do shit
to fix that. I'm speaking the truth. Basically means I don't work hard
to want to look better. A lot of us get sedentary. We sit
on our asses, we scroll through our phones. We stop when we see
pearl harbors on TV. We watched Instagram for an hour. We go down
rabbit holes of actual rabbits and holes that they dig and live in. Nobody
as big as this woman is happy with the way they look. And I'm
serious. They convince themselves well. They around themselves with people who tell them
what they want to hear. Girl, you look fine. Why are you
stressing? How many women work? As a beauty etlorette large for Vogue?
Stop tripping? Yeah tripping? She can't trip because that would mean Shatsy tried
to run at some point, sick of people talking this way. Man.
Of course, Gigi Hadid came to her defense and slammed, Kanye, you
wish you had a percentage of her intellect. You have no idea if there's
actually a point to any of your shit, she might be the only person
that could save you, she wrote to Kanye. Kanye wrote back, you
were bowl with a silver spool in your mouth, bitch. Well do you
know he's so right? And actually there it is. The Vogue chick is
friends with the Hadid sisters Jiji and Bella, who are both proud Palestinians,
and I guess it's safer, safer play for her. I mean, I
don't know, are there any Israeli supermodels besides bar Rafeli, which was I
don't know, ten twelve years ago. No, there really isn't. So
that's where she thinks she ould to be. And I guess the fight we'll
move on for days on end. But this chick and Vogue magazine and any
other people or organizations who aren't equipped to speak on this awful war and what
is going on between Hamas and Israel and now Hezbola stepping in and Iran stepping
in and America coming in and doing what we're gonna do with thousands of men
and women who are gonna be called in to fight in our warships are heaving.
Man, it's a big fucking miss. And all I can tell you
is I'll end this show like I began it. Yes, there is a
huge amount of people who have Trump derangement syndrome. You all have your reasons
for not liking him, not trusting him. I'm not gonna sit here and
pledge and act like, hey, I can fix all your minds right now.
No, I'm not gonna do that. The guy's been so vocal and
so loud and so visible, and admittedly has been so guilty of things that
other people would never have gotten away with. Although there are some things he's
done that other people will never even begin to charge other people with, he
is definitely walking around with a bull's eye on his chest, his back,
and his asshole. I don't know how any of us would be able to
maneuver in our daily lives with three bull's eyes on our body. But this
guy keeps on walking, keeps on talking, doesn't fall down. Meanwhile,
our president trips upstairs, shakes hands with imaginary people, stops talking in mid
sentence, forgets people's names, talks about the hair on his legs, and
makes up imaginary friends. Listen, guys. He also calls his son the
smartest person he ever met. Joe Biden's an asshole. Trump is a narcissistic
braggart. But all I want to stress is that while he was in office,
as much as you hated the way he sounded, and you hated his
orange complexion and his overtanned face and his stupid swoopy hairstyle, listen, man,
nobody can mock him better than I can. I hated him more than
anybody in this world did twenty six, twenty seven years ago. But right
now, there's nobody better to step in and change the course of this country,
change the course of the world. Because when he was in power as
our president, none of this bullshit and nouns as what's happening. But you
could afford groceries, Gas wasn't a problem, Unemployment was way down, we
were energy independent, and more than anything else, there was peace around the
globe. People said, when Trump's in office, there'll be wars everywhere.
Now, he was the first president in a long time to not have one
war on his resume in the four years he sat in the White House.
And more important than anything else, our enemies are sick, fucking calculated madmen
around the world, China, Russia, Iran, North Korea, Palestine,
all the assholes in the talentman and Isis and HESBLA and you name it.
Even MS thirteen, they were on the heels of their feet because they wouldn't
dare do what they think they were able to do with Trump in office.
You need somebody, especially right now, guys. I mean maybe some of
you were too old to understand the street fighting mentality. You need somebody on
the block to walk out of his house while a bunch of assholes are fighting
in the street with bats and bricks and what have you. Is Hey,
put down your bullshit. I'm the guy that runs this fucking block, and
I'll tell you who does what. We don't have that now. Biden's not
that guy. He's the old man that says, get off my lawn.
Trump the guy. Trump is the guy that blows up your fucking car when
you don't do what he says. That's the guy we need, all right.
I got more to say about this on the next Politics is a Bitch,
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fight. Can't sit on our asses anymore. I'm aj Benzon. That was
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