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Talking signfoud has bought to you.
But the four finger this can't network.

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Look at this crazy. What are
you doing? Hey, hey, you're

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stealing my space? George. Wait, you don't know who this guy Isn't

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people kill for a parking space in
this city? No? No, no,

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he's not getting away with George.
What are you doing? I think

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I'm parking my car. You can't
do that. You can't just sneak in

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from the backlank that. I'm not
sneaking. I didn't even know you were

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parking. You were just sitting there
three spaces up. What if you didn't

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think I was parking? Why did
you put it in head first? Well,

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that's the way I park anyway.
You didn't start backing until I pulled

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it. I was in the middle
of a conversation. Hey buddy, what

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can I tell you? The point
is I was hit first. I was

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closer to this space than you were. But I'm backing in. You can't

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put it in head first. I
can't if I a Welcome to Talking Sci

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Fi, the podcast where we discuss
everything we know about the show about Nothing.

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This week, we are here to
review the episode for Partner Space.

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I am Dando. I am guy
and Oh my gosh, can I relate

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to this episode in multiple ways,
not just when it comes to car parks,

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but when it comes to just about
anything. Dando, would you like

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to hear an anecdote? Oh,
I would love to hear your anecdote,

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mister Davis. As many of my
anecdotes do. This one starts with the

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lovely Luise. They all begin an
end with the lovely Luise. But listeners

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to the show, maybe we're maybe
I haven't disclosed she was studying to become

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a counselor therapist and as actually qualified
to do that. Now she's rented a

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room in Geelong. So if you've
got no mental discontents or emotional discontent of

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anyway, go see Luise. She'll
sort you right out. Can you book

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me in for four pm today?
Please? This is our therapy is Yeah,

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how we binge and purge so to
speak. But before the actual business

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of getting clients through the door,
to decorate the room, got to make

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it a safe space, so to
speak. You know, we've got a

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couple of very nice comfortable chairs off
Geelong market Place on Facebook. Lovely sort

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of orange thin cord. They're really
nice and lou had her eye on this

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other chair out of day funer store
in North Geelong, being me being the

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supportive boyfriend, and I'm like,
well, let's go check it out.

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And you know I've got good taste. Maybe I can you offer a bit

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of advice on it. So we
go out, we look at the chair.

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I'm like, the chair's not bad. We get these kind of cushions

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and a compidence this way bladd eyre
I sound like, I like to think

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I know what I'm talking about.
Everyone's looking at me like what kind of

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shoot is he talking? But while
we're looking at this chair and it's floor

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stock, the one, the only
one left, okay, you know,

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we're taking seats on it, like
oh it's comfortable, Yeah, this will

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work. Oh, this cushion works
with it. One of the women who

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works there comes over, picks up
the chair, says, I just sold

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it to these people. No you
didn't, you didn't, like it's what

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the fuck? So what happened?
So no, no, you can't do

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that. You actually can't. No, you're sitting on it, actually sitting

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on on that stage. But you
know, we were it was clear that

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we were circling and trying to make
up our mind about it. And then

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there's other couple who had clearly seen
us two very attractive, stylish people looking

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at this chair. Gum, I
want a bit of that guy and low

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action, so to speak, swept
into that chair, I would be robable.

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So what happened? Did you love? Luise would have taken this surely,

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I think, because she was in
two minds about it. Okay,

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we viewed this as kind of like
the universe sending us a message because she

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so she didn't really like it you
did. So what she did was she

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told this other couple, Hey,
my partner wants this. I don't really

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want it. I feel I don't
want to tell him that it's bad,

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though, So how about you buy
it? I'll give you the money to

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buy it. In the end,
in the well, the chairs, the

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chairs been taken by the by these
people, we also saw that they were

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buying some other thing that looked like
a real piece of shit, Like,

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well, clearly these people have got
terrible taste, so maybe this chair is

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not that good after it? Yeah, well you have to send me a

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photo of this. Did you have
a photo of this chair? I'll have

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to see it at some point,
I think I did take one or two

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pictures. They can. I'll find
it on there. I'll find it on

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the I'll let you know once he
has gone up, and you can post

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it up in the in the Patreon
group so we can know what I'm talking

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about it. But you did get
chairs in the end, though, We've

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got a better idea of the chair
that we wanted. The same style but

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a different color. Is it like
like a long one of those long couch

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chairs or is that just a no, no, no, it's a it's

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a comfortable sort of arm chair deal
chair. Okay, cool? But you

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know, I mean thinking about the
parking space. Think about this episode of

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Seinfeld, and you know, when
two people want the same thing and you

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know, both people think they've got
you know, DIBs on it or whatever,

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it can lead to frustration, can
lead to tension. And I tend

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to get very possessive about parking spaces, much like much like George does in

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this episode. I had a similar
thing. I've got another anecdote when it

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comes to parking. But recently,
Nicol she never spends money on herself,

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right, She always a She just
says she doesn't have the confidence to go

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try and close. She doesn't.
She has no confidence when it comes to

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that thing. But she's a terrible
shopper when it comes to buying things for

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herself because she just doesn't. She
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So she goes through all these things
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dresses and buy one. I'm like, you liked four of them, I

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only need one. I'm like,
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for four by four anyway. So
in Maya here in Geelong and Nicola's size,

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she got through these dresses on the
clearance right and only have a certain

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amount of sizes on the clearance thing, and Nicholas sort of going through looking

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for a size, and then this
woman sort of swoops in and just sort

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of grabs one off and that was
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dress that she We've been shopping for
like an hour. She finally found something

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she liked. This woman just sort
of took it off. Right. I'm

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thinking, in my head, this
is not going to fit you. And

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she's looking at it, and she's
looking in the mirror, and I'm thinking,

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I'm thinking, my head, money
have to fucking settle some pitches here.

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But thankfully she came to her and
Dan, they're gonna have to joke

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someone, and I sort of said, I said, not loud, but

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I sort of went as if that
dress is going to fit her because she

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was bigger, and she choked at
me. She gave me a dirty look

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and she threw the dress down the
cash and walked off. And I was

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like, hey, at least my
wife got the dress that she wanted now,

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but no, you got to play
dirty. This is the thing.

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I'm like, you might be buying
that dress to maybe one day fit into

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it, but you ain't fucking getting
that. You ain't fitting into that dress

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today. Honey, my wife's been
shopping for an hour and she wanted that

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dress and she didn't have anything.
She didn't want to tell this woman that

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she wanted that dress. I'm getting
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home. But when it comes to
but when it comes to parking spaces,

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right, I may have told this
on another podcast, but one time at

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the Gelong Waterfront, right, it's
one lane each way. Oh my god,

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parking at the Gelong Waterfront, yeah, one lane each way angle parking,

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right, and it's as guys just
said it's very busy. Not New

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York level busy, but it's it's
hard to get a park on the actual

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waterfront and the angle parking. Right. So we've got two kids and they

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want to play on the grass area, you know, the grassy area near

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the waterfront there. So I'm thinking, all right, the closer we can

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get to there, the better because
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the kids because they always get too
tired, blah blah blah, and they

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don't want to get into pram and
all this other shit. Right, So

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we're driving down this park is just
available, and I was like, holy

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shit, this is awesome. It's
meant to be. I go to pull

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in. This woman starts walking out
of the park, up out of the

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park and puts her hand up and
I went, what are you doing?

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She's putting she's she's going on this
waving her Hand's gone no no, no,

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no, no no no, it's
my park, my park, no

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no, no, no no.
And I'm trying and I'm in the left

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lane, right, So I'm in
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park. She's standing in the car
park. There's no cars in front of

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me right, So I'm holding up
traffic, going move, fucking move,

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this isn't you've got no car move. She points to the other side of

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the road, two cars deep.
Her husband is down on the other side

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of the road in traffic. So
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the other way right, So he's
idol. He's he's stationary in traffic on

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the opposite side of the road,
facing the other direction, waiting for the

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green lights. He can move forward
in traffic. Enter and he's got he's

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got his wife to get out of
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park on the other side of the
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And I'm going move and I'll start
moving the car forward, and she sort

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of she's not moving. And I
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to hit her legs? Nicolas going, Brandon, just just go find I

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said Nicola, No, she cannot
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into the park. He starts honking, he's on waving, he's out out

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the window. I moved a little
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She is not going anywhere further.
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while she was about to bang on
my car. So I thought the kids

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in the car, I left.
But I'll tell you what, if my

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kids were not in that car,
she was getting run down, absolutely,

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and you cannot be justified. No, you cannot do that. He was

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down in traffic, like two cards
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sent his wife to walk across the
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Mate. No, no, there's
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when it comes to that guy.
He wasn't even on the side of the

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road. Yeah. Look if he
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but right next to you, yeah, had his indicators on still. And

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also if he's also if he's significant
other, they hadn't been so much of

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a you know what I mean,
she's Muslim's right there. We're just trying

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to get this part. You'd probably
go, oh, look, yeah,

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it's the Gelong Waterfront. It's a
nightmare at the best of time. Okay,

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I'll do the right thing this time. But this combination of elements and

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her just go no, no,
no, no not. I was so

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angry, justifiably so. I mean, it's but it's amazing how worked up

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we get over car park and that's
and that's what I was going to say.

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And at the end of the day, it was only because I had

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to. It was over a car
park, and I'm thinking, you look

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back down, I think, why
are you so angry? But it was

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more like the principle of the thing. I was like, no, no,

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no, no, no, no, no, you just you cannot

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do that. And I was so
disappointed at the time. But at the

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end of the day, a part
like a hundred minutes down the road,

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it was fine, why do we
let the parking spaces get to us?

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But it's like a sense of pride, It's a it's a sense of ownership.

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It's like, this is my park. You will not take it.

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I found it first, you cannot
have it. It also feels like they're

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at such a premium. Yeah,
especially now in john because Geelong used to

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be what they call sleepy hollow where
we live here in Geelong and now it's

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just gone kablamo and it just seems
like the population is triple. That's what

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it feels like. Anywhere you go
to the city. What used to take

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you two minutes to get through it
takes you like twenty now. Indeed,

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everybody's coming to getown, and not
just because it's the home of Dandlin guy.

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No, not at all. No, but I think you know,

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a situation like this and the emotions
of the delicits clearly very heated ones,

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certainly in our case and I imagine
for many other people as well. It

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speaks to the genius of Seinfeld that
they're able to recognize that, pluck it

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out and spin it into gold,
as they have with this episode the parking

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spot for the parking space. I've
just got here a great way to take

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something that happens every day, not
just in New York, because sometimes you

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can get very New york Ish.
The things that happened in Seinfeld, this

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is universal, as you were saying, and to be able to drag it

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out for twenty two minutes and keep
it so entertaining when nothing was really happening.

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It was just, you know,
two guys fighting over a parking space

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for essentially the entire time. And
Stucky said that the beauty of Seinfeld is

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the genius is the genius of the
writing. And they recognized as well that

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this is not just an issue that
only triggers certain people. Everyone will have

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an opinion on this you see it
when when George and Mike moffatter, you

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know, just refusing to give give
an inch either way, and this crowd

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of people on the on the sidework, on the sidewalk, on the footpath.

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There just no, you've got to
do with this. No, no,

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there's rules and regulations kind of thing. We live in a society.

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So yeah, I was very happy
with the way they did that and very

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happy with this episode overall. And
they never do Settler because even the cops

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are debating at the end of the
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But Larry David said in the inside
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know he agrees with George. You
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in front first into a park,
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But what I love about to this
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are sent to a line for Seinfeld. So this was filmed outside right,

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not like an actual outdoor, and
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hundred, one hundred and fifty people
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because it apparently took four to five
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parking space, right, But the
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That's because it took so long to
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really emphasized how long they'd been Therefore, that wasn't planned. That just happened

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because it took so long to film. Oh, now, serendipitous. That's

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good. That's good stuff love when
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did you know this was actually written
or co written by one Greg Daniels.

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I did notice that. That's actually
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Daniels. A little show called King
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from JEELNG just happened to be talking
about on podcasts. Yeah, Speaking of

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the Hill. If you haven't checked
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so, need to subscribe button.
Would appreciate the support there. But he

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also need worked on the Simpsons four
figure discount would do that. What didn't

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you work on, Greg Daniels?
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in the nineties, didn't he He
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many parts. Yes, and the
men knows what he's talking about. Apparently,

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this whole story was based on something
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yeah, So I imagine everyone's got
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they. So I guess this is
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and disclose. When it comes to
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you're going in head first? If
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I do. If I'm able to
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that much. I don't think there's
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like the amount of space there,
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I think you should always be reversing
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but me, I break the rules. If I'm able to just go forward

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in because I can't parallel park,
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big enough spot, you know,
and you can drive in head first,

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then yeah, by all means do
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you'll you'll go in and you'll be
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to reverse out again, and you're
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like that, you know, eight
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just be saying this because look,
I don't boast about a lot of stuff.

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I don't have a lot of stuff
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I can parallel park like a fucking
wizard. Said. Yeah, I immediately

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thought of you when George was like
bragging about his parallel parking. This is

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a totally fucking guy on his first
date of Louise. It's like, check,

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there's that baby. You're about to
see some magic. You're about to

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see as good as guy gets.
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this episode felt like one of those
real time episodes, kind of like the

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Chinese restaurant things like that, even
though it wasn't, it just it felt

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that way. I thought it had
that kind of immediacy and that kind of

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sort of tension that refused to,
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white knuckle tension, more like you're getting

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more and more frustrated and angry by
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the time. Because the food line
of the boxing match, true, yeah,

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that adds that adds a good element
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yeah, it did it felt real
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I mean even though it's not,
but yeah, I just had that

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feeling of, oh, when's this
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when's the tension going to break on
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It's kind of the genius of the
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boxing match element was very nostalgic for
me because this was nineteen ninety When does

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add nineteen ninety two? I want
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Right back in a time when when
there's a live paper view on a big

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boxing match or sporting event or a
concert whatever, you couldn't just stream it

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whenever you felt like it. Later
on, when it was live, it

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was live and you had to watch
it. Then if you won't taping,

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you had to then watch it.
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who grew up in the nineties or
lived through the nineties where something was about

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to come on TV and then something
goes wrong You're like, fuck, I'm

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going to miss this one thing.
I mean looking forward to this entire time,

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I'm gonna miss it. And then
for me it was the South Park

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from I've told you that the carts
Mom's a Dirty Slut when they had the

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season finale or whatever it was,
and the family were all the beach and

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I'm like, We've got to get
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you know. Like, so I
had to see that that finalewise, You're

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you're never going to see it again. There was always that sense of,

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well, if I don't see it
now, will I ever see it?

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Back in the nineties, And that's
what that's what this is sort of building

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off of. You had to be
very proficient with programming of VCR or something

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like that. Yeah it does.
You be on standby to push those two

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buttons down at the same time or
whatever, or you know, I just

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hope for a hope for a repeat
or a rerun or something like that.

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certainly did have that feeling of miss it

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now gone forever because pay per views
were like now they're they're not dead,

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but they're dying. They're like,
there's occasional wrestling pay per view or a

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boxing event, is it Triller whatever
it is that Jake Paul boxing events that

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the celebrity showdown basically things a UFC
farts or MMA you see. Yeah,

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yeah, so that is so you
have seen is kind of like the modern

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day boxing now, isn't it Like
they're they're they're the ones that people seem

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to be looking forward to the most. You have your boxing pay per views,

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of taken the place of heavyweight boxing
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raced right ahead of it, it's certainly

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got maybe ahead or two ahead of
it at this stage. Yeah, I

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mean I was listening to a lot
of podcasts about because Creed three isn't cinemas

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now. Guy's review coming soon,
trust me, but a lot of them.

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One in particular, I was talking
about how, yeah, boxing just

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doesn't have the cachet that it used
to have. It doesn't have the mass

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appeal that it used to have,
and yeah, MMA seems to have kind

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of stepped up, and wrestling also
to some degree in terms of like big

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physical male sport that well, and
and female as well, sorry but primarily

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male. Yeah, um, yeah, it seems like those things are taking

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precedence over say boxing, But I
just like that aspect to it, just

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the way that sort of Cramer and
Joy were excited for it at the start,

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you know, the little playboxing,
it's coming, the events life like

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that that countdown like it's only five
minutes, Like I love that throw when

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I was a kid being a big
wrestling fan, skipping skipping school and watching

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the wwfpapvs back in the back in
the day on the Monday morning here in

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Australia. But I also liked here
in this episode they brought up the flea

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market. Now, we recently toyed
with the idea from our man. I

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believe it may have been Pat Wright
who wrote into us, one of our

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first ever patrons. He wrote in
with an idea for the flea market story,

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and I thought that would actually be
a nice sequel to this one where

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they actually do invite Kramer to the
flea market this time. But overall,

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yeah, this was a really fun
episode that starring obviously Lee Arenberg, who

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is one of those guys who's been
a lot of things, but he's never

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really been the star of what he's
been in, is has he? Well

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no, no, I mean I
must admit, when he first showed up,

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I'm like's this guy? I know
this guy? I mean a middly

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I thought it was like David Cross
from Mister Show and Arrest of Development and

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all that kind of stuff, but
you know, a bulkier, angrier version.

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If you can't have an angrier version
of David Cross. I was like,

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I know this guy, and all
the way through I'm sort of racking

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my brain. And then the end
credits come up and say, oh,

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Lee, aaronber who I primarily know
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the Henchmen from Parts of the Carabean
a performance that I really liked as well.

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He fit really, he seemed to
have that sign field energy and a

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really good antagonist or opponent for George. They seem like two sides of the

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same coin, or even the same
side of the same coin. Really,

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my note says George with testosterone George
on the t Yeah, So basically he's

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just George, if George, because
you get a sense that Mike would be

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the kind of guy that would throw
some punches, right, oh George,

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George, wo never throw a punch. You'd try and find a way to

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talk himself out of throwing a punch, you know. So George is the

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guy. They both probably hate the
same things. They probably have more more

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similar with each other than what they
actually realize. These two characters, but

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Mike and George, and when it
comes to resolving something to take two different

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approaches. George is there, how
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Mike's like, motherfucker, let's throw
down. I don't think Mike would be

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all that good at fighting, but
he'd be enthusiastic it throws some punts,

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he goes swinging. Yeah, also
to that at the end, we also

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so not quite the end, but
when Jerry tells him I know what you've

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been talking about and he tries to
talk his way out of it. Yes,

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he comes across, such as when
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why did you telling him? I'm
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thought. A little ball of energy. He just comes across. I think

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the word to describe Mike would be
unpredictable. Yes, volatile. You've got

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to watch out for guys like that
who they may not seem like trouble,

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but it's it's the Gimli effect.
We also get the first appearance here of

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Matthew and his mother, who made
their next appearance in The Non Fat Yogurt

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when they when Jerry ruins his father's
business by spoiling the old non fat askment,

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I think the non fat yogurt will
be up there with like top five

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most iconic episodes, right, he
got super Nazi the non fat yogurt,

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But else would be up there either
the bet, the contest. Sorry,

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there'd be another one. Yeah,
but there's certainly the best ones still all

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to come. But also did you
know so he mentions here, Kramer says

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that you know, I think you're
pregnant. Congratulations, But Julia was actually

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pregnant when they when they filmed this. He actually pregnant during this time.

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Watch she's wearing a lot of baggy
clothes because she's actually pregnant with their kid.

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Congratulations, JLD. Yeah. Getting
back to um earlier on when we're

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discussing how they filmed it outside,
So basically they had the set outside.

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They had a little stage like a
like a tiered seating with one hundred one

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hundred people people coming and going,
they said, though Tom Shona said it

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didn't really work though because it wasn't
on the sound stage. The actors couldn't

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hear the response from the audience,
and the audience could barely hear them because

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it wasn't miked up properly, So
the cameras were picking it up, but

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the crowd couldn't couldn't get They could
sort of hear Mike yelling occasionally, but

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it didn't have the same effect.
It's kind of like, Oh, we're

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going to watch seinfold, but it
doesn't feel like we're watching a proper Seinfeld

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sitcom set up, you know what
I mean? Yeah, that makes a

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lot of sense, and I imagine
it would sort of possibly throw your timing

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or your interaction off. Yeah,
but to the show's credit, it doesn't

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really seem that way. It's saying
it still has that quintessential Seinfeld zip.

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That is. What were your favorite
moments from the episode. I was very

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taken with the whole talk of hats
and yep, you know, disappointing people

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if you or yeah, a hat
being like sort of false, false pretense.

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I'm gonna ask you, is this
is this somewhat true to an extent

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in my case? No? Not
really. I mean anytime I tend to

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wear caps and hats hats a lot
because you know, first of all,

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yes, I'm bald, ads,
and secondly, I'm very pale. I

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mean, I tend to burn very
easily, so it's like I could wear

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so I'll generally put sunscreen and a
hat on, just a double up.

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It's like we're in two condoms.
But no, I mean, I'm not

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necessarily thinking I'm not going to go
on a first date wearing a hat,

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thinking I'm not going to take this
off. Just you know, I'm not

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gonna give anyone in any extra ammunition
against me or anything like that. I

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can see why people would do that, but I just thought it was very,

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very funny that the George would be
like, oh, I wish I

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was around in the thirties and forties, you know, Heaven for bald men.

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But I thought that whole riff was
was pretty hilarious. Actually, I

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was a big fan of that.
And I also like the analogy of parking

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and prostitution. If you can get
a free park, then you take it,

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you know, paying for parking,
I don't know, it feels kind

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of sorted. Well, I've got
I've got an anecdote from that same shopping

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day. And when it comes to
paying for parking as well, oh my

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god, we'll get to that.
When we get to that moment but yes,

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I was another moment where I was
none too impressed. Well, what

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were your favorite moments from this episode. I enjoyed when Kramer says, well,

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I usually parking in front first.
Fun first, That's how you park

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when you're pulling a bank job.
I also loved the scene where Julia walks

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in Elaine bursts in. She's like
or disheveled, she's got she's gone full

407
00:23:52.640 --> 00:23:55.559
story. You know, these kids
were chasing us, but the Hennigans and

408
00:23:55.640 --> 00:23:57.400
she tips it into sick with Joey's
not looking and look on Jerry's face like

409
00:23:57.559 --> 00:24:02.279
the fuck you drank? All that
I just thought acted so well without any

410
00:24:02.319 --> 00:24:04.400
words being used. It was just
very, very very good. Also,

411
00:24:04.799 --> 00:24:08.559
the bit that tickled me the most
was we come back from commercial and they

412
00:24:08.599 --> 00:24:12.720
have selected two different drivers to park
their carts for them because I don't trust

413
00:24:12.759 --> 00:24:18.839
themselves. I'm like, that is
awesome. These guys like are so ridiculous.

414
00:24:18.880 --> 00:24:21.279
But the fact that they're also everyone's
gathered around their stand and they're waiting

415
00:24:21.319 --> 00:24:22.359
for their cars get part because I
don't trust each other and I was like,

416
00:24:22.400 --> 00:24:25.960
this is just so Si Fell.
But I just love it, and

417
00:24:26.000 --> 00:24:27.359
the fact that it got darker over
the commercial break. They've been there for

418
00:24:27.440 --> 00:24:30.759
a while. Yeah, it's just
so awesome. Could you spell that?

419
00:24:30.799 --> 00:24:33.119
Please? No? Next question?
All right, it's time for some trivia,

420
00:24:33.119 --> 00:24:36.359
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and much much more. Mister Davis, what's your first trivia question?

445
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Hit me well before we get with
that. I think I'm going to walk

446
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around for the rest of the day. And I say this with all due

447
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448
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saying for them and Chen it's a
great name. That's just that's great fun

449
00:26:18.200 --> 00:26:22.160
to say. My first question to
you, mister Dando. Jerry parked his

450
00:26:22.240 --> 00:26:26.480
car at the corner of what and
what? That was My first question actually

451
00:26:26.519 --> 00:26:33.440
where it was eighty fourth and Columbus. Fourth and Columbus. My first one

452
00:26:33.559 --> 00:26:37.640
was where was the toll booth?
That's Helene said that they got harassed at?

453
00:26:37.160 --> 00:26:41.559
Was it that Henry Hudson. Henry
Hudson, Henry Husson? Ye,

454
00:26:42.680 --> 00:26:45.640
what's Homer Hudson? Was that ice
cream? I don't know. That's Google.

455
00:26:45.720 --> 00:26:48.920
Let's have a quick look Homer Hudson. Anything he named something brand wise

456
00:26:49.400 --> 00:26:52.720
Homer after The Simpsons was release,
is just asking for a lawsuit? That

457
00:26:52.920 --> 00:26:56.759
is true. Yeah, Homer Hudson
chocolate ice cream? When was it established

458
00:26:56.759 --> 00:27:00.680
here? Homer Hudson was a brand. It must have been before some discmeut.

459
00:27:00.400 --> 00:27:06.039
Let's have a look Homer Hudson's in
Australia as well. It's a brand

460
00:27:06.039 --> 00:27:08.680
of ice cream. Is it still
available. Homer Hudson is a super premium

461
00:27:08.720 --> 00:27:11.680
ice cream packed full of unapologetic chunks
of everything a mouth could hope for.

462
00:27:12.160 --> 00:27:15.839
You've got three hundred and sixteen followers
on Instagram. When did they last post?

463
00:27:15.880 --> 00:27:18.400
The last posted four hundred and five
weeks ago, So I would say

464
00:27:18.480 --> 00:27:23.079
to a show that they're probably if
it's just anymore. I think Ben and

465
00:27:23.160 --> 00:27:26.759
Jerry got together and they kicked the
shit out of Homer Huts. Yeah.

466
00:27:26.839 --> 00:27:30.200
Yeah, they went to town and
then Hargan Das came in and just administered

467
00:27:30.200 --> 00:27:33.640
the kudo gras. But I remember
those occasions when I was a starving freelancer

468
00:27:33.680 --> 00:27:37.119
and like, oh, I've made
a say I'll tend to treat myself,

469
00:27:37.160 --> 00:27:40.880
and you know, I'd got in
the supermarket and get yourself a little tub

470
00:27:40.920 --> 00:27:42.599
of Homer Hudson and was like,
oh, what's the premium ice cream?

471
00:27:42.680 --> 00:27:47.079
Chock full of good stuff? But
I've forgotten all about it until just that

472
00:27:47.160 --> 00:27:49.720
very moment. Yeah, I am
funny with ice cream. If I'm going

473
00:27:49.799 --> 00:27:52.119
to go full iceings, I usually
it's got the light ice cream because I'm

474
00:27:52.119 --> 00:27:55.559
just funny like that. But if
I'm going to go full blunt ice you,

475
00:27:55.680 --> 00:27:56.680
it's got to be. Do you
have chunks of shit in it?

476
00:27:56.799 --> 00:28:00.839
You know it's good like cookies and
cream with chunks of cookie And don't just

477
00:28:00.880 --> 00:28:03.480
give me like strawberry full fat ice
cream. I want chunks. It's gonna

478
00:28:03.480 --> 00:28:06.519
be chunky ice cream. I don't
know what about you. Are you a

479
00:28:06.599 --> 00:28:08.559
chunky ice cream kind of guy?
On occasion? Yes, I mean I

480
00:28:08.720 --> 00:28:11.640
like a like say a Rocky Road
style ice creams, like oh yeah,

481
00:28:11.680 --> 00:28:15.559
there's a bit of a nice chunk
of marshmallow or a nut or a bit

482
00:28:15.599 --> 00:28:18.960
of chocolate something like that, but
they're occasionally like an smooth one as well.

483
00:28:19.160 --> 00:28:22.440
I saw a machine recently. It
came up and I actually was Target

484
00:28:22.640 --> 00:28:25.039
where it was like you know where
you got your cold rock ice cream here

485
00:28:25.039 --> 00:28:27.279
in Australia where they mix all different
You p pay like twenty bucks extra,

486
00:28:27.400 --> 00:28:30.000
just what you can do at home
basically, but it's a machine that you

487
00:28:30.079 --> 00:28:34.240
tip Eminem's and Smarties and lollies or
whatever into it and you sort of pull

488
00:28:34.279 --> 00:28:37.559
the lever and it makes like a
cold rock ascream, like mixes it all

489
00:28:37.559 --> 00:28:40.000
through the ice cream, and I'm
like, this is a genius idea,

490
00:28:40.240 --> 00:28:41.680
as like forty bucks I'm like,
I could buy this, but I didn't

491
00:28:41.680 --> 00:28:44.839
buy it. But I'm like,
if someone out there has got one of

492
00:28:44.880 --> 00:28:45.920
these machines, let me never works. So I want to get it because

493
00:28:47.079 --> 00:28:48.839
just pulling all these sweets into it, and it's pulling the lever and having

494
00:28:48.839 --> 00:28:52.400
this chocolate ice cream full of sweets, it'll be the best. Okay,

495
00:28:52.400 --> 00:28:56.240
Willy Wonka, Yeah it does sound
nice. Am I asking you a question?

496
00:28:56.319 --> 00:28:59.440
Yeah? Youre asking your next one? Yeah? Okay? Where is

497
00:28:59.480 --> 00:29:02.960
the fleamak get located? Ah?
Fuck? I should know? This?

498
00:29:03.799 --> 00:29:08.400
Was it west Chester or whatever it's
called? West was? Just? Yes?

499
00:29:08.559 --> 00:29:14.119
Okay? My final question because you
stole my first one. Was someone's

500
00:29:14.160 --> 00:29:17.319
yelling out driving a truck, an
ice cream truck. They tell them to

501
00:29:17.359 --> 00:29:19.400
move because they've got a whole truck
full of ice cream here. Who did

502
00:29:19.440 --> 00:29:22.519
he work for? You can see
the top of the sign on the door.

503
00:29:22.000 --> 00:29:32.920
Oh give your clue. Specter James
Bond, No, Phil Spector Phills?

504
00:29:32.960 --> 00:29:36.279
What was called shows? Where my
head's at? All? Right?

505
00:29:36.279 --> 00:29:40.359
I have one more question here if
you're interested. H Jerry in his final

506
00:29:40.440 --> 00:29:45.720
stand up, is talking about a
game of musical chairs that everyone took.

507
00:29:45.799 --> 00:29:51.079
Everyone sat down in what year was
nineteen sixty four. And the reason I

508
00:29:51.160 --> 00:29:52.960
know this is because I remember when
I watched it, I was like,

509
00:29:52.960 --> 00:29:56.640
oh, that's the year the Beatles
played in Melin. It's amazing how our

510
00:29:56.720 --> 00:29:59.960
brains work. Yeah, it really
is. By the way. Fun fact,

511
00:30:00.599 --> 00:30:03.279
the guy who was yelling out the
truck driver, his name is Michael

512
00:30:03.319 --> 00:30:07.240
Costanza and or college friend of Jerry
Seinfeld's who inspired the name George Costanza.

513
00:30:07.599 --> 00:30:12.359
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parent inside you right now, so
use it. The original air day of

525
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The Parking Space was April twenty second, nineteen ninety two. It was directed

526
00:31:00.640 --> 00:31:03.799
by Tom Sharonez and written by Larry
David and Gregor Daniels. The episode kicks

527
00:31:03.799 --> 00:31:07.960
off with some stand up discussing compact
car parks. You do see this occasionally

528
00:31:07.960 --> 00:31:11.119
and you're just like, okay,
I'm not offended it. I'm just like,

529
00:31:11.279 --> 00:31:14.240
motherfucker, just why can't I park
there? I get it's usually because

530
00:31:14.480 --> 00:31:17.720
if you park there, you're going
to cause the person almost like adjacent to

531
00:31:17.759 --> 00:31:18.440
it not be able to back out. But I'm like, hey, that's

532
00:31:18.440 --> 00:31:22.240
their problem, not mine. Right. Yeah. I've been in a few

533
00:31:22.279 --> 00:31:25.559
occasions where it's like, you're very
close, I could make this, I

534
00:31:25.680 --> 00:31:30.119
reckon yeah, And then once you're
in, it's like, yeah, you're

535
00:31:30.160 --> 00:31:37.759
right in somebody else's problem. I
got mine. And as a Seymour Skinner,

536
00:31:37.799 --> 00:31:40.200
as I'm in the lines, you
don't like it, go tell your

537
00:31:40.240 --> 00:31:44.359
mamma exactly right. That wasn't skinner
there, that was this is ka.

538
00:31:44.640 --> 00:31:48.759
I think that was missus k because
yes, of course, yes, missus

539
00:31:48.759 --> 00:31:55.039
Skinner is going to hear about this, believe me. Yes, I've got

540
00:31:55.079 --> 00:31:57.119
some bad news for your buddy.
I think your car got stolen again.

541
00:31:57.680 --> 00:32:00.079
Why do you talk? And I'm
bad? Or you parked it on eighty

542
00:32:00.119 --> 00:32:02.640
fourth in Columbus, right, yeah, well I just walked by there and

543
00:32:02.680 --> 00:32:07.880
that car is gone. Oh yeah, I know whoa Well where is it?

544
00:32:09.559 --> 00:32:13.880
Well, there's no difference, you
know. I'm just curious. I

545
00:32:13.960 --> 00:32:16.559
always have to know everything that's going
on. Don't you what happened to the

546
00:32:16.640 --> 00:32:20.519
car? If I don't tell you, it will kill you, won't it.

547
00:32:20.799 --> 00:32:22.920
Yeah? Yeah, it'll kill me. You have to know. You

548
00:32:22.160 --> 00:32:30.000
must know. I must know.
Well I'm not telling you. Oh come

549
00:32:30.079 --> 00:32:34.440
on, Nope, I don't think
so. But please not today. Bo

550
00:32:35.119 --> 00:32:37.799
Okay, I beg you, now
see, just saying beg doesn't make it

551
00:32:37.920 --> 00:32:42.640
a real beg. You gotta put
some beg into it. Okay, please

552
00:32:42.880 --> 00:32:46.799
space down, all right, I'll
tell you, but your beggar needs a

553
00:32:46.839 --> 00:32:49.480
lot of work. Okay, okay, what is it? Come? I

554
00:32:49.599 --> 00:32:57.119
loaned the car to George George Charley, but what four? George and Elaine

555
00:32:57.160 --> 00:33:04.400
went to a flea market in Westchester. Okay, all right, I mean

556
00:33:04.400 --> 00:33:06.880
why did you want to go there
for? Would you stop it? Alrighty?

557
00:33:07.319 --> 00:33:08.240
You know, why didn't they ask
me to go? I don't know

558
00:33:08.720 --> 00:33:14.759
how much wasn't know, but they
don't like me. I don't like you.

559
00:33:15.680 --> 00:33:20.559
Why didn't they ask me to go? Oh? Yeah? Did you

560
00:33:20.599 --> 00:33:22.359
think that was a kramer esque to
be annoyed that he wasn't invited to the

561
00:33:22.440 --> 00:33:27.519
flea marker Flip Kramer has been very
blase. For him to hold such a

562
00:33:27.599 --> 00:33:30.480
strong grudge felt a little bit off
for Cramer in my opinion. Well,

563
00:33:30.519 --> 00:33:34.519
he's so unpredictable, isn't he?
He is unpredictable? Yeah? I mean

564
00:33:34.599 --> 00:33:37.039
sometimes do you think he's, you
know, just go with the flow and

565
00:33:37.880 --> 00:33:40.880
does whatever he pleases. But sometimes
you think he really wants to be part

566
00:33:40.920 --> 00:33:45.480
of the group. Yeah, I
don't know. Do you think he was

567
00:33:45.559 --> 00:33:49.079
more upset that he wasn't he wasn't
hanging out with George and Lane, or

568
00:33:49.240 --> 00:33:52.039
that he dipped down on potential bargains
at the flea market? Yeah? Potentially.

569
00:33:52.119 --> 00:33:53.640
Wait, I love the idea of
going to like those fleet We don't

570
00:33:53.640 --> 00:33:57.079
call the flea markets here, we
just call him just markets whatever. But

571
00:33:57.400 --> 00:34:00.119
they've got to be the meal markets
here and Geelong where it's just very your

572
00:34:00.160 --> 00:34:01.240
stalls, and I'm like, you
know, I'm like, if I go

573
00:34:01.400 --> 00:34:06.039
there, I know I'm going to
find something old that I don't need,

574
00:34:06.319 --> 00:34:09.280
but I want. Yeah. Do
you know how many times I've been to

575
00:34:09.360 --> 00:34:15.119
places like the Mill Market and pulled
out leather jackets and think, maybe,

576
00:34:15.599 --> 00:34:22.760
do you meanly go bad to the
whole? Three times? Exactly three times

577
00:34:22.800 --> 00:34:27.480
I've done it, you know,
And it's usually like some long black you

578
00:34:27.599 --> 00:34:31.280
know, Keanu s Keano in the
Matrix style, the long trescat one.

579
00:34:31.360 --> 00:34:36.920
Okay, yeah, I mean I'd
tend to be fairly picky about that kind

580
00:34:36.960 --> 00:34:38.079
of things, but like, oh, this is a this is a pretty

581
00:34:38.119 --> 00:34:42.639
good one, and it's a bit
of money, but it's a lot less

582
00:34:42.679 --> 00:34:45.480
money. They'll be back if I
got a new But at the same time,

583
00:34:45.519 --> 00:34:49.079
I'm the kind of guy I can
pull off a you know, I

584
00:34:49.119 --> 00:34:52.320
don't think i'd look like Neo.
I think I'd look like Joe Panteliano when

585
00:34:52.320 --> 00:34:58.880
the Matrix instead eating the State's ignorant. That's the every time Lou and I

586
00:34:58.960 --> 00:35:04.039
would go out to park for a
steak, my cipher coat. This is

587
00:35:04.159 --> 00:35:10.320
juicy. Look at this douchebag.
But imagine walking out of the meal markets

588
00:35:10.320 --> 00:35:14.639
wearing that coat though, with the
final song playing in your head for the

589
00:35:14.719 --> 00:35:22.400
Matrix, just flying into the sky. He just got like an you know,

590
00:35:22.480 --> 00:35:25.239
your MP three player or something in
your pocket or or your phone.

591
00:35:25.440 --> 00:35:30.199
Yes, let's bring us up to
the modern moment um. Yeah, you've

592
00:35:30.239 --> 00:35:37.239
got Rage of the Machine on Spotify. What the song was that wasn't killing

593
00:35:37.280 --> 00:35:39.159
the name of was it? What
song were they playing? No, no,

594
00:35:39.320 --> 00:35:44.599
I can. I'm gonna look it
up because it's because they had at

595
00:35:44.639 --> 00:35:47.159
the end of the Matrix Resurrections the
latest one, but it was someone else

596
00:35:47.360 --> 00:35:51.280
song end of Matrix. Let's have
a look song end of Matrix. It's

597
00:35:51.320 --> 00:35:55.880
wake Up, yes, wake Up? Yeah? Yeah, that new Matrix

598
00:35:57.320 --> 00:36:01.480
not great. Yeah, I watched
it going this is fine, but that

599
00:36:02.199 --> 00:36:07.400
I've actually said it's numerous times you
find it with number four in a film

600
00:36:07.480 --> 00:36:12.639
franchise. It's never usually like terrible, but you're watching it going was it

601
00:36:12.800 --> 00:36:17.440
necessary? No? Yeah, I
think that this one's sort of running on

602
00:36:17.480 --> 00:36:21.679
fumes. Yeah, yeah, it's
get We're getting there. It's a little

603
00:36:21.719 --> 00:36:23.760
bit too matter, a little bit
too matter. For my liking very very

604
00:36:23.840 --> 00:36:27.719
much too matter. Yeah, and
there were people who are really into that

605
00:36:27.840 --> 00:36:30.159
kind of thing, and yeah,
more power to him, but it felt

606
00:36:30.159 --> 00:36:32.719
like a Saturday not life skid at
times compared to an actual Matrix movie a

607
00:36:32.840 --> 00:36:36.599
little bit. Yeah, and God
bless Uiano. We all love him,

608
00:36:37.239 --> 00:36:40.599
but I think he's well, he's
pushing sixty, isn't he actually is sixties?

609
00:36:42.400 --> 00:36:45.679
He doesn't look it, no,
although he's starting to look starting to

610
00:36:45.920 --> 00:36:50.320
essionally shaves the mustache off in fucking
Bill and Tere I was like, whoa,

611
00:36:50.559 --> 00:36:54.039
yes, but you see pictures.
I mean john Wick four is coming

612
00:36:54.119 --> 00:36:57.559
up fairly soon. Yeah, I
can't wait for it, really looking forward

613
00:36:57.599 --> 00:37:01.719
to it. But you see the
behind the scenes stuff where ye know,

614
00:37:01.800 --> 00:37:04.599
he's sort of talking about, oh, here's the making, when here were

615
00:37:04.599 --> 00:37:07.079
all these great action stizes. It
was like, dude, you're looking a

616
00:37:07.119 --> 00:37:12.480
bit kind of drawn and tired.
And I hope, I hope John Wick

617
00:37:12.519 --> 00:37:14.440
four is great. I'm sure it
will be, but I hope it might

618
00:37:14.480 --> 00:37:16.119
be the last one. I hope
you wrap it up nicely and then you

619
00:37:16.199 --> 00:37:20.679
know, Keiana can just have a
nice late part of his career doing you

620
00:37:20.719 --> 00:37:22.519
know, romantic comedies. Or stuff
where he gets the obsid at a desk,

621
00:37:22.920 --> 00:37:25.079
Lean Neesson walks up to him and
he goes, it'll happen to you.

622
00:37:29.480 --> 00:37:31.760
Lean Neeson's realized now, like I
can't do big action movies. Be

623
00:37:31.840 --> 00:37:35.519
just sort of the occasion you can. You can throw the occasional punch.

624
00:37:35.639 --> 00:37:39.719
Now he's always like an older,
tired FBI agent or whatever. But you

625
00:37:39.800 --> 00:37:43.480
know, get back to Seinfeld.
So we get George here. You're very

626
00:37:43.519 --> 00:37:45.400
happy with his hat. As you're
discussing earlier, there was a ball paradise

627
00:37:45.440 --> 00:37:47.800
in the twenties and thirties. They
didn't but they didn't know it. You

628
00:37:47.880 --> 00:37:52.079
know, that's the thing. You
look back on photos from the twenties and

629
00:37:52.159 --> 00:37:54.599
thirties and the fucking style of the
people back then compared to now, Like,

630
00:37:54.840 --> 00:37:58.440
yeah, look at guys and you
guys would wear a suit to go

631
00:37:58.519 --> 00:38:00.960
buy a pack of smoke from the
milk bar. Now people wear fucking moccasins

632
00:38:01.000 --> 00:38:07.039
and trackies and sometimes no shirt.
Blue and I were watching Married at First

633
00:38:07.079 --> 00:38:09.840
Sight last night because I'm a good
boyfriend and I'll watch Married at First Sight

634
00:38:09.920 --> 00:38:14.239
with my girlfriend. And you know, they had one couple sitting down for

635
00:38:14.320 --> 00:38:17.519
the you know, at the end
of the end of week debriefing or whatever

636
00:38:17.519 --> 00:38:21.199
it was. She looked like she
was dressed to go to the oscars.

637
00:38:21.360 --> 00:38:23.480
He looked like he was dressed to
go to pick up fish and chips.

638
00:38:27.119 --> 00:38:30.480
And I mean, I'm I tend
to get a bit sensitive about that kind

639
00:38:30.480 --> 00:38:35.000
of thing because you'll see on you
know, social media or something like women

640
00:38:35.039 --> 00:38:37.519
are always you know, dolling themselves
up for their for their men, and

641
00:38:37.599 --> 00:38:40.440
men just aren't, you know,
putting in the effort. And I'm like,

642
00:38:40.639 --> 00:38:44.039
oh no, sometimes we put in
the effort, but you see things

643
00:38:44.079 --> 00:38:46.360
like like, oh no, We're
really not, aren't we. This is

644
00:38:46.400 --> 00:38:50.559
the thing I was starting off.
I started exercising a bit. Next I'm

645
00:38:50.559 --> 00:38:53.400
just like, all my nice clothes
they fit, but they don't quite fit.

646
00:38:53.559 --> 00:38:55.559
And I'm like, I just said, it's a little bit of weight

647
00:38:55.679 --> 00:39:00.360
because now I can be wearing my
nice shit again. Because I'm just I'll

648
00:39:00.400 --> 00:39:02.079
just go on like Dad boddas last
twelve months, it's just been fucking hard

649
00:39:02.159 --> 00:39:06.599
being dad and just know Holly's not
sleeping and all these extra shit. So

650
00:39:06.679 --> 00:39:08.079
I'm just like, now at the
time I'm going to exercise, I'm going

651
00:39:08.159 --> 00:39:13.079
to fit into my nice, cool
shirts and feel nice again. Oh yeah,

652
00:39:13.159 --> 00:39:15.760
Now this is the primary reason men, I aim to lose weight,

653
00:39:16.840 --> 00:39:21.360
and maybe I'm probably women too,
you know. I mean you can say

654
00:39:21.960 --> 00:39:22.920
no, I want to be around
longer for my kids, or I want

655
00:39:22.920 --> 00:39:25.480
to have a bit more. I
want my clothes to fucking fit. Yeah,

656
00:39:25.559 --> 00:39:29.880
that's something. I've blown so much
money on clothes. And yeah,

657
00:39:30.800 --> 00:39:31.760
I'm like you, Dan, I
mean, I've got shirts that it's like,

658
00:39:32.920 --> 00:39:36.880
m Yeah, if I wear this
out, I'm looking a bit like

659
00:39:36.920 --> 00:39:42.719
a sausage. This is a bit
of a Christmas hands so precisely so,

660
00:39:42.800 --> 00:39:45.119
I'm like, no, I'm very
much with you on like I mean,

661
00:39:45.159 --> 00:39:49.000
as soon as we finished recording this
podcast, maybe not as immediately. Maybe

662
00:39:49.000 --> 00:39:51.360
I'll take a few minutes just to
take a breath. But then no,

663
00:39:51.440 --> 00:39:52.639
I'm going for a run around the
block and I'm going to keep running around.

664
00:39:52.639 --> 00:39:54.840
Should get like a trabmilla or a
bike or something. Just fucking watch

665
00:39:54.920 --> 00:39:57.920
movies and exercise at the same time. I killed two birds at once,

666
00:39:58.000 --> 00:40:00.960
don't I know. But I actually
like getting out and getting fresh. It's

667
00:40:01.000 --> 00:40:05.719
good for you. It's good for
the head as well as the as well

668
00:40:05.760 --> 00:40:09.159
as the heart and body. Yeah, but so yeah, Daniel and guy

669
00:40:09.239 --> 00:40:15.719
bringing you the beef keg bucket George's
um. He explains how he's worried about

670
00:40:15.719 --> 00:40:17.320
that first moment he took the hat
off. That's why you know he can't

671
00:40:17.320 --> 00:40:21.159
wear a hat around ladies, because
he's just like he's worried. What if

672
00:40:21.159 --> 00:40:22.639
they think I'm not bored? What
was the point in your life where you

673
00:40:22.760 --> 00:40:25.519
just went, I don't care that
I'm bored, because like, being bored

674
00:40:25.559 --> 00:40:28.880
doesn't mean anything to me. I
can give a fuck whether you're ball or

675
00:40:28.880 --> 00:40:31.280
not. But as someone who is
who who? As someone who you know

676
00:40:31.639 --> 00:40:35.159
you've said you've lived through it,
right, what was the point where you

677
00:40:35.199 --> 00:40:37.440
just went, I don't care if
anyone knows that I'm bored. I'm just

678
00:40:37.519 --> 00:40:38.920
I'm bored and that's who I am. Well, do you think you live

679
00:40:39.039 --> 00:40:42.719
via casually through like the Bruce Willis
ear away? He was like, it's

680
00:40:42.760 --> 00:40:45.480
cool to be bored. Oh yeah, to an extent a bit. Yeah.

681
00:40:45.639 --> 00:40:50.719
I mean certainly when I first noticed
it that it was really thinning,

682
00:40:52.000 --> 00:40:54.199
like this is a bit of a
drag. I mean the initial part,

683
00:40:54.239 --> 00:40:57.559
I'm like, I've got a bit
of recession there. That's not too bad,

684
00:40:57.599 --> 00:41:00.840
you know, But I've got enough
left uptop that I can, you

685
00:41:00.920 --> 00:41:02.639
know, swirl it and cover it
all up. But it'll be fine.

686
00:41:02.639 --> 00:41:08.400
It'll be fine. But anyone who's
suffered male pattern ball, yeah, there's

687
00:41:08.440 --> 00:41:14.880
just some dreadful in between stage where
you know it's all going, but it

688
00:41:14.960 --> 00:41:16.800
hasn't all gone yet, and there's
not much you can do with it,

689
00:41:17.400 --> 00:41:20.800
you know. I mean, that's
the and that's easily the point where guys

690
00:41:20.800 --> 00:41:23.639
starts shaving it or just trimming it
right down with the number one number one

691
00:41:23.679 --> 00:41:28.920
kind because I think it was to
be trying to justify keeping the little bit

692
00:41:29.280 --> 00:41:30.519
sometimes you see that the guys had
a little bit of fluff, like an

693
00:41:30.559 --> 00:41:34.159
island in the middle of the head. It's like, just get rid of

694
00:41:34.199 --> 00:41:38.559
it. Yeah, why, yeah, that's that's not fooling anybody. Yeah,

695
00:41:39.320 --> 00:41:43.119
I don't think I ever had any
real moments of like denial or anything

696
00:41:43.159 --> 00:41:45.519
like that. I Mean, Lou
asked the other night if I'd ever thought

697
00:41:45.559 --> 00:41:49.840
about you here, replacement techniques or
anything like that. I'm like, no,

698
00:41:50.320 --> 00:41:53.000
never did. Just see mainly because
when I was losing my hair was

699
00:41:53.039 --> 00:41:59.000
in the stage where those things just
looked really obvious. Yeah, And I

700
00:41:59.079 --> 00:42:02.159
didn't want that. I know,
I was just handsome and dashing enough with

701
00:42:02.480 --> 00:42:07.199
hero or without it. You need
a demoxinol from the Simpsons demoxinol whatever it

702
00:42:07.320 --> 00:42:13.679
was called. Anyway, So Elaine
moves the moves the mirror so you can

703
00:42:13.679 --> 00:42:16.119
see a glasses courses. George says, is what caused him to him or

704
00:42:16.239 --> 00:42:20.679
over the pothole. But really maybe
I was not a great driver. But

705
00:42:20.920 --> 00:42:23.119
Cramer then comes up with the Kramer
and he's furious. He says, well,

706
00:42:23.119 --> 00:42:27.800
I don't like you. You've got
problems. Problems. Jerry mentions that

707
00:42:27.880 --> 00:42:30.320
the fight starts in thirty five minutes. They sort of pretend their fight,

708
00:42:30.360 --> 00:42:31.320
as will say, and they're all
amped up. They're really excited. I

709
00:42:31.400 --> 00:42:35.719
think just little things like that create
the sense that it's a big deal of

710
00:42:35.800 --> 00:42:37.960
this fight, which is why Jerry
doesn't want to miss in things like they

711
00:42:37.039 --> 00:42:42.480
clearly excited for it. Kramer says
he's invited over Mike Moffatt. Oh hey,

712
00:42:42.800 --> 00:42:44.679
you know I invited Mike Morfatt.
You don't mind, do you?

713
00:42:45.159 --> 00:42:46.960
No? I like Mike, Yeah, yeah, I just got off the

714
00:42:46.960 --> 00:42:50.840
phone with him. You know,
we had a great conversation. Oh yeah,

715
00:42:50.880 --> 00:42:54.840
what're you talking? About Well,
actually he's talked about you. Yeah,

716
00:42:55.320 --> 00:43:00.239
he had some pretty interesting things to
say. Oh yeah, what say?

717
00:43:00.639 --> 00:43:06.800
You have to know everything? Don't
come on, cram Why is that?

718
00:43:07.199 --> 00:43:09.000
Why do you have to know everything? Crammer, Just tell me what

719
00:43:09.159 --> 00:43:15.000
the guy said. Bag me,
Ladies, don't make me. I want

720
00:43:15.039 --> 00:43:15.760
you to bag me, and I
don't want you to say it. I

721
00:43:15.880 --> 00:43:21.320
just want you to put some bagon. Cramer, please tell me what the

722
00:43:21.480 --> 00:43:27.280
guy No, No, I really
don't think that's a bag. Oh it's

723
00:43:27.360 --> 00:43:30.440
close, but Cramer, Look,
I can't say anything. You know,

724
00:43:30.519 --> 00:43:34.320
the guy told me the stuff in
confidence. I'd be betraying a friend.

725
00:43:34.559 --> 00:43:37.280
Well, you can't just mention it
and then not tell me. All right,

726
00:43:37.840 --> 00:43:39.800
I'll tell you, but you can't
say anything to him. I'm not

727
00:43:39.880 --> 00:43:43.199
saying anything. I'm putting it in
the vault. I'm locking the vault.

728
00:43:43.239 --> 00:43:49.599
That's a vault. I think you're
a phony. I told you he thinks

729
00:43:49.639 --> 00:43:52.880
you're a phony. A phony.
He called me a phony, a big

730
00:43:52.960 --> 00:43:58.320
phony. Why don't you tell me
that? If I can't say anything,

731
00:43:59.559 --> 00:44:04.119
you bag Kramer should use his judgment
here. If someone says to you one

732
00:44:04.159 --> 00:44:06.800
of your friends, you know,
it's just say Tony, your friend Tony,

733
00:44:06.960 --> 00:44:08.800
Right, Anthony, Tony says to
you one of your other friends,

734
00:44:08.920 --> 00:44:13.119
I think he's a pretentious that guy. You wouldn't then tell that friend,

735
00:44:13.199 --> 00:44:14.800
right, or do you think it's
your duty as a friend to tell them?

736
00:44:14.880 --> 00:44:16.360
I think you just don't say anything. No, I don't think you're

737
00:44:16.360 --> 00:44:20.559
saying anything. I mean, yeah, you have to use your judgment in

738
00:44:20.559 --> 00:44:22.679
that regard. I mean, if
someone really unloads on someone that you know,

739
00:44:23.159 --> 00:44:25.639
you got to stop them, and
yeah, then you've got us all.

740
00:44:27.079 --> 00:44:30.920
Yeah. And also if you know
that person is then being kind of

741
00:44:31.559 --> 00:44:35.880
false faced to that persons, Hey, how are you doing? And all

742
00:44:35.880 --> 00:44:38.480
that kind stuff, like I think
this person might be full of shit.

743
00:44:38.639 --> 00:44:44.559
Yeah, but you know if it's
just like a bit of a phony,

744
00:44:45.079 --> 00:44:46.719
you know. I mean, I
don't know, maybe there's having a bad

745
00:44:46.800 --> 00:44:50.719
day, or maybe they had a
bad running, just one bad running and

746
00:44:51.239 --> 00:44:53.800
they kind of colored their opinion in
that way. But no, I kind

747
00:44:53.800 --> 00:44:57.559
of keep that to myself. But
Krammer here, he sort of falls behind

748
00:44:57.559 --> 00:44:59.239
the fact of well you begged me. It's like, yeah, but you

749
00:44:59.280 --> 00:45:00.000
shouldn't have the first place I've said, Oh, well, he's had some

750
00:45:00.079 --> 00:45:02.440
interesting things about you. It's like
as soon as you say that, you

751
00:45:02.639 --> 00:45:07.159
have to tell them. Now you
do, don't you. Yeah, that's

752
00:45:07.960 --> 00:45:10.039
poor form. Yeah, makes some
Jerry promise that you won't tell Mike,

753
00:45:10.199 --> 00:45:14.159
which obviously he doesn't. Later on
we get GEORGEI and he's blaming a lane.

754
00:45:14.239 --> 00:45:16.639
He threw off his equilibrium when she
moved moved the mirror, and she

755
00:45:16.800 --> 00:45:20.639
questions he's driving, and he does
not take this well at all. And

756
00:45:21.159 --> 00:45:22.280
when he's sort of saying how he
can do this and he can do that,

757
00:45:22.519 --> 00:45:30.920
I'm sure you could. But men
do get very defensive about their driving.

758
00:45:30.920 --> 00:45:34.920
Absolutely, yes, yeah, I
mean, do you think you're a

759
00:45:34.960 --> 00:45:37.559
good driver. I'm a good driver, not a good parker. This is

760
00:45:37.639 --> 00:45:40.880
the thing. Nicola, not a
great driver, good parker? Right?

761
00:45:42.760 --> 00:45:45.320
I sorry? Your dream team,
Yeah, we're a dream team. The

762
00:45:45.400 --> 00:45:49.360
problem is that I call Nikola a
zipper. She's very zippy with their parking

763
00:45:49.639 --> 00:45:52.719
over their driving. She's you know, she's one of those people who when

764
00:45:52.760 --> 00:45:53.719
I approached what I can see,
there's a red light ahead, right,

765
00:45:54.639 --> 00:45:58.960
I roll to the red light slowly. He's on the brake and just pull

766
00:45:59.039 --> 00:46:00.960
up right. She has the drive
drive drive drive drive break. I'm like

767
00:46:01.239 --> 00:46:04.920
you saw it was red like she's
very often he's sort of like jerking in

768
00:46:04.960 --> 00:46:07.480
the car of Nickeola because she doesn't. She likes. She likes to be

769
00:46:07.559 --> 00:46:08.800
on the move. She doesn't like
to be slowing down. She's very zippy,

770
00:46:08.840 --> 00:46:12.679
zippy zippi driver in and out of
lane's parking. She's fine. She's

771
00:46:12.679 --> 00:46:15.519
one of those pompous people that has
to fucking reverse into a park no matter

772
00:46:15.559 --> 00:46:16.239
where you are, She's going to
reverse him. I'm like, Nicola,

773
00:46:16.440 --> 00:46:20.199
just point it's easy to pull out. I'm like, yeah, hold,

774
00:46:20.239 --> 00:46:23.360
it was traffic. There's like three
parks. Yeah, you could have just

775
00:46:23.519 --> 00:46:29.360
driven him. Jesus Christs all the
time. But um but yeah. But

776
00:46:29.519 --> 00:46:32.199
me, I'm a much better I
feel like I'm a better judgment of reading

777
00:46:32.239 --> 00:46:35.119
the play, I say, and
then when you read the plates on,

778
00:46:35.199 --> 00:46:37.639
all right, I can see that
car three cards heads, got the right

779
00:46:37.639 --> 00:46:38.480
indicator on. I'm going to get
in the left lane now, so I

780
00:46:38.679 --> 00:46:42.679
get stuck behind them while they're waiting
for uncoming things like that. Nicola doesn't,

781
00:46:42.719 --> 00:46:45.840
she's not good at reading the traffic
like that. I too, I'm

782
00:46:45.000 --> 00:46:47.079
very much like that. Well,
I like to think that I am.

783
00:46:47.280 --> 00:46:52.159
I'll tell you a quick story.
Uh, I was going out with this

784
00:46:52.239 --> 00:46:55.519
woman I was we were up in
Melbourne where she lived, and I was

785
00:46:55.639 --> 00:47:00.719
driving her to work one morning,
and I was also doing stuff for the

786
00:47:00.800 --> 00:47:06.440
radio at this time. I was
doing movie reviews for the radio station down

787
00:47:06.480 --> 00:47:09.440
here Geelong, so I had to
do it over the phone, and I

788
00:47:09.519 --> 00:47:13.719
didn't have hands free so I was
so I basically had the phone in one

789
00:47:13.800 --> 00:47:16.639
hand. I'm driving her to work
through this out of Melbourne suburb that's kind

790
00:47:16.679 --> 00:47:20.559
of busy and it's not it's not
quite rush out, but there's you know,

791
00:47:20.639 --> 00:47:22.880
there's a traffic on the road and
I'm sort of I'm driving with one

792
00:47:22.960 --> 00:47:25.119
hand, I got the phone in
the other. I'm zipping in and out

793
00:47:25.280 --> 00:47:30.199
between cars and you know that I'm
gonna stop and all that it comes to,

794
00:47:30.440 --> 00:47:32.599
you know, I've done my five
ten minute review or whatever to hang

795
00:47:32.760 --> 00:47:37.480
up. One looked him and said, don't ever do that again. She

796
00:47:37.760 --> 00:47:43.039
was terrified. I mean, I
feel bad if you ever drive me anywhere

797
00:47:43.039 --> 00:47:45.119
and you pulled that phone out.
But mate, put that phone down.

798
00:47:46.679 --> 00:47:53.719
So yeah, I really enjoyed.
Agent Cody Banks to assignment or I'm just

799
00:47:53.800 --> 00:47:58.840
trying to ye, I've got my
radio voice on and shit, she looked,

800
00:47:59.159 --> 00:48:07.679
don't ever do and he was dating
a woman, correct, I dropped

801
00:48:07.760 --> 00:48:09.840
riving. Now I never saw her
again. I think we should only see

802
00:48:09.880 --> 00:48:15.719
other people. But yeah, so
anyway, so George, George's um.

803
00:48:15.039 --> 00:48:19.039
He's angry that lane's questioned he's parking. He says he's got a system.

804
00:48:19.400 --> 00:48:21.599
He looks for the dreaming spot.
He won't park in the parking garage.

805
00:48:21.599 --> 00:48:23.119
He's gonna find the dreaming spot where
he drives around and around you like,

806
00:48:23.360 --> 00:48:28.159
around the block, and then works
his way out, basically like the Australian

807
00:48:28.199 --> 00:48:30.880
thing, the Australian thing. We
do the block, you do the blocky

808
00:48:30.119 --> 00:48:31.719
yep, it's like you know,
you dropped on one. I was like,

809
00:48:32.039 --> 00:48:35.039
if I can find a parking fine, but I'm gonna otherwise. I'll

810
00:48:35.039 --> 00:48:36.760
do a block here, I'll do
it. I'll go around the block.

811
00:48:36.880 --> 00:48:40.480
Yeah. And he explains here that
nobody in his family can pay for parking.

812
00:48:40.519 --> 00:48:43.920
It's like a sickness. He mentions
his brother here. The last time

813
00:48:43.960 --> 00:48:47.000
we ever hear about George's brother.
I was thinking about that because I mean,

814
00:48:47.880 --> 00:48:52.079
I've watched my share of Seinfeld,
but I mean I wouldn't call myself,

815
00:48:52.239 --> 00:48:55.400
you know, an absolute encyclopedia,
like you, Dana, not thinking

816
00:48:57.079 --> 00:49:00.440
did Brad Garrett show up as like
his brother or something? Thing? You

817
00:49:00.519 --> 00:49:04.679
know, I mean, I know
Brad Garrett is Raymond's brother, but yeah,

818
00:49:04.800 --> 00:49:07.280
did his brother? Was his brother
happened? Yeah? No, it

819
00:49:07.320 --> 00:49:09.719
doesn't exist. This last week gets
mentioned, he got mentioned in the suicide,

820
00:49:09.760 --> 00:49:13.960
and he gets mentioned in this episode
here. But yes, my parking

821
00:49:14.039 --> 00:49:16.000
story, right, So I was
out for shopping with Nichola that day and

822
00:49:16.280 --> 00:49:19.559
it was the day it was our
anniversary day. Actually, we sort of

823
00:49:19.599 --> 00:49:22.199
went out shopping in sort of the
day to ourselves, no kids, blah

824
00:49:22.199 --> 00:49:27.559
blah, took the day off work
and at it's called Westfield here shopping plaza.

825
00:49:27.679 --> 00:49:30.039
We can park here, right,
and it's like one dollar for the

826
00:49:30.119 --> 00:49:32.480
first hour, you know, three
dollars for the first two, five dollars

827
00:49:32.519 --> 00:49:36.559
for the next four or whatever.
And then we're like all right, cool,

828
00:49:36.599 --> 00:49:38.239
well you know it was it was
it was five dollars for four hours,

829
00:49:38.239 --> 00:49:40.320
and be like no, eight dollars
whatever for like six or whatever.

830
00:49:40.400 --> 00:49:44.760
We'll just got like three dollars brackets. That's sort of seemed No, once

831
00:49:44.840 --> 00:49:47.079
you go over four or five hours, it goes to seventeen dollars. Oh

832
00:49:47.199 --> 00:49:52.119
my god. I was furious.
Nicholas was like, don't worry about I'm

833
00:49:52.119 --> 00:49:53.800
like, no, it's the fucking
principle, and she and I'm like.

834
00:49:54.039 --> 00:49:59.159
I was like, I was so
angry for like five minutes. Nickola was

835
00:49:59.199 --> 00:50:00.159
like, just calmed down, don't
ruin the day. We have such a

836
00:50:00.199 --> 00:50:04.960
good dawn, right, But why
the fuck? Why is it five dollars

837
00:50:05.199 --> 00:50:08.840
but we go an extra three minutes
and now it's seventeen Fuck you. First

838
00:50:08.880 --> 00:50:12.760
of all, first thing, I
really want to set up a chalkboard or

839
00:50:12.760 --> 00:50:17.000
a little scoreboard every time he's like, it's the principle. It's a principle.

840
00:50:17.960 --> 00:50:22.559
I think you've just got so many
principles that you do, that you

841
00:50:22.679 --> 00:50:25.679
follow in life or that you think
people should follow in love. But secondly,

842
00:50:25.760 --> 00:50:30.280
that really sucks. I mean,
yeah, just that. Oh how

843
00:50:30.320 --> 00:50:34.039
do they justify that over five hours
to over? I don't know how they

844
00:50:34.119 --> 00:50:37.599
justify I think this was my theory
at the time. A casual shift has

845
00:50:37.639 --> 00:50:40.920
to be I think it's five hours
or four hours, right, so I

846
00:50:40.960 --> 00:50:44.199
think it wanted to go over four
hours. It was like seventeen dollars,

847
00:50:44.320 --> 00:50:47.000
right, whatever it was, it
was the minimum casual shift is like four

848
00:50:47.079 --> 00:50:52.119
hours here in Australia, right,
So I think it's preventing workers from parking

849
00:50:52.199 --> 00:50:55.559
there and taking up space from customers. They want workers to go park elsewhere

850
00:50:57.039 --> 00:51:00.000
and then customers can park in the
shopping plaza because if if a casual worker

851
00:51:00.119 --> 00:51:02.880
is working more than four hours,
they won't then parking next we're gonna pay

852
00:51:02.880 --> 00:51:06.480
seventeen dollars, but they're less than
four hours, they're only going to pay

853
00:51:06.519 --> 00:51:09.400
five. So I think it's a
way of weaning out the workers. Well

854
00:51:09.480 --> 00:51:13.960
thought out down, that's a good
way of thinking about it. I mean,

855
00:51:14.840 --> 00:51:17.639
have you parked in Melbourne recently in
the CBD, I always park a

856
00:51:17.719 --> 00:51:22.280
crack casino. Yeah, it's the
way to go in all honesty. I

857
00:51:22.360 --> 00:51:27.440
mean I went, I parked at
a city car park a couple of weeks

858
00:51:27.480 --> 00:51:30.639
ago, and you know, got
up there nights and early. I'll take

859
00:51:30.639 --> 00:51:34.039
it vant to the early bird discounts
and like, oh, it's twenty five

860
00:51:34.079 --> 00:51:37.920
bucks for this amount of time.
Fine, good, I got that.

861
00:51:37.039 --> 00:51:40.639
And I've misread it of course,
because I mean I got back a little

862
00:51:40.840 --> 00:51:45.440
um, I got back and I
put the ticket in. It's like that'll

863
00:51:45.440 --> 00:51:49.400
be seventy eight dollars please, seventy
eight Holy shit, seventy eight dollars.

864
00:51:50.400 --> 00:51:52.800
Yeah, because they charge an extortion
amount per hour if you get in a

865
00:51:52.840 --> 00:51:57.280
certain time. And then then I
realized, oh, it's if you if

866
00:51:57.320 --> 00:52:00.639
you leave after a certain time as
opposed to before a certain time. It's

867
00:52:00.679 --> 00:52:02.760
the early bird rate. Okay.
So I'm like, yeah, because I

868
00:52:02.880 --> 00:52:07.159
went, I saw a pull my
ticket and who works out it's playing this

869
00:52:07.239 --> 00:52:12.440
to me? And this guy said, yeah, you read it wrong.

870
00:52:12.480 --> 00:52:15.599
Don't worry. Everybody reads it wrong. Come back in fifteen minutes. You'll

871
00:52:15.599 --> 00:52:17.679
be fine. We'll cotch you twenty
five buck. Oh okay, I'm going

872
00:52:17.719 --> 00:52:22.440
to go. I'm going to go
have a cocktail. Apologies for that black

873
00:52:22.480 --> 00:52:25.719
eye, sir, excuse you,
pardon me for spitting. And I was

874
00:52:25.719 --> 00:52:31.079
about to challenge into a duel,
slap him across the lace, rubbing glove.

875
00:52:31.760 --> 00:52:36.679
But yo, parking, parking,
and see Seinfeld knows what time it

876
00:52:36.800 --> 00:52:38.679
is. People just get worked up
over it. Yeah, but I just

877
00:52:38.800 --> 00:52:42.960
love the excitement of George when they
Elaine finds the park. See see,

878
00:52:43.039 --> 00:52:45.480
I told you I was right.
You know, he's a jovial The thing

879
00:52:45.599 --> 00:52:50.719
is, he's so you know,
arrogant about his parking that he holds up.

880
00:52:50.880 --> 00:52:53.119
He wastes enough time talking about himself
that gives Mike enough time to catch

881
00:52:53.239 --> 00:52:55.440
up and trying to steal the park. So it's George's fault in the effort

882
00:52:55.519 --> 00:53:00.760
for blubbing about himself for too long. Indeed, pride, pride comes before

883
00:53:00.800 --> 00:53:02.039
the fall. By the way,
what did you think of the hat and

884
00:53:02.119 --> 00:53:06.840
the Sunnis? Who was wearing the
hat and the sunnies? Well, George,

885
00:53:07.119 --> 00:53:10.559
George bought a hat and sunnis.
What do I think of him?

886
00:53:10.760 --> 00:53:14.039
What do you think of him?
I thought George suited the hat for sure.

887
00:53:14.159 --> 00:53:16.320
I know Joey makes fun of him
and says high Indiana, But um,

888
00:53:16.559 --> 00:53:21.320
I thought that had suit on him. I just didn't didn't fit quite

889
00:53:21.400 --> 00:53:22.840
right. I mean he might have
to sort of adjust that a bit more.

890
00:53:23.440 --> 00:53:27.280
Hated the Sunnis. Hated the sun
is, yeah, I mean sunny

891
00:53:27.360 --> 00:53:31.039
is for me, they either look
great or they look just obnoxious to me.

892
00:53:31.239 --> 00:53:36.239
Sunnis. Sometimes you see some people
with glasses and the big chunky ones

893
00:53:36.360 --> 00:53:38.719
just basically covering their face. I'm
like, what are you doing? Nicholas?

894
00:53:38.719 --> 00:53:40.679
One of those people that has to
be wearing sunny we're going in the

895
00:53:40.679 --> 00:53:43.920
backyard. Oh, where's my son
is? Where's my Sunny's? Or we'll

896
00:53:43.960 --> 00:53:45.039
get it to the car. I
forgot my son is. I'm like Nicola,

897
00:53:45.079 --> 00:53:49.119
we're driving to maccas Oh it's too
bright. I'm like, Nicola,

898
00:53:49.440 --> 00:53:52.079
you're not wearing your You'll be fine. People will see your eyes. You'll

899
00:53:52.079 --> 00:53:57.559
be okay, stress less. I'm
team Nicola. I've got it. I

900
00:53:57.599 --> 00:54:02.920
can't leave the house. My sunnies
go to them. But Sunny's, I'm

901
00:54:04.039 --> 00:54:07.599
like, I'm like, what's his
name? Marlon Brown on the island with

902
00:54:07.719 --> 00:54:10.440
Doctor Moreau. I've just got to
have like the zinc cream all over whenever

903
00:54:10.440 --> 00:54:15.119
I leave the house, and big
shades. But George, she says,

904
00:54:15.159 --> 00:54:16.320
you know, I wish you could
make a living from parallel parking. I'm

905
00:54:16.360 --> 00:54:19.800
like, I'm pretty sure a few
episodes ago you had the chance to do

906
00:54:19.880 --> 00:54:22.000
that, and you sucked it up, Budd and you ruined Woody Allen's movie.

907
00:54:22.000 --> 00:54:25.719
Good point, man, Mike,
you told George this is where Mike

908
00:54:25.760 --> 00:54:29.199
Paul's in head first, And as
I've forgot my notes here, I'm completely

909
00:54:29.239 --> 00:54:31.519
with George here. Mike's doing the
wrong thing. Plus Mike's just a douchebag.

910
00:54:31.599 --> 00:54:35.519
I'm like, naw, they established
earlier, they established earlier. It

911
00:54:35.599 --> 00:54:37.079
Mike's not a nice person. He's
been talking about Joey behind his back.

912
00:54:37.119 --> 00:54:39.880
So as an audience member, you're
like, well, I'm already teamed George,

913
00:54:39.920 --> 00:54:44.119
regardless or whether he's right or wrong. He talks behind your back,

914
00:54:44.159 --> 00:54:47.039
and he tries to pull in from
the front. Yeah, and Elaine there,

915
00:54:47.079 --> 00:54:49.760
she just needs to go to the
toilet. So she goes to tell

916
00:54:49.840 --> 00:54:51.840
Jerry what happened. She has to
come up with an idea, tells me

917
00:54:51.960 --> 00:54:54.400
I think of something, and just
to end the scene here, just both

918
00:54:54.400 --> 00:55:00.679
start honking their horns at each other. I I'm a horn honker occasionally.

919
00:55:01.039 --> 00:55:07.840
I did it to an old guy
yesterday who was just I don't like honking

920
00:55:07.880 --> 00:55:12.039
old people, right, but when
you're holding up traffic because yeah, they

921
00:55:12.039 --> 00:55:13.880
don't know what you're doing, or
you forget where you are, I'm not

922
00:55:13.920 --> 00:55:15.400
sure. But we're in the car
park and you're the car park at Woolworths.

923
00:55:15.639 --> 00:55:21.679
I'm paco. Terrible car park,
very busy, very small right there.

924
00:55:22.079 --> 00:55:25.440
Yeah, it is the probably the
second worst besides Supermarket car park and

925
00:55:25.480 --> 00:55:30.519
Geelong. So this old girl the
worst this old guy pulls out, so

926
00:55:30.639 --> 00:55:32.800
like pulls out of the park.
Everyone's waiting for him, and he just

927
00:55:32.920 --> 00:55:37.119
stops. He starts adjusting his mirrors, and I'm like, go, motherfucker

928
00:55:37.199 --> 00:55:45.719
go. Here's where I get very
angry because if you get into your car,

929
00:55:45.880 --> 00:55:47.679
if you yeah, your car is
parked, you get into your car

930
00:55:47.760 --> 00:55:52.079
to pull out, it's on you
to adjust your ship very quickly. Person

931
00:55:52.119 --> 00:55:55.280
won't do it before you even turn
your engine on, you know, it's

932
00:55:55.280 --> 00:55:59.840
like, oh, I'd better adjust
my side mirrors or something like that,

933
00:56:00.079 --> 00:56:02.000
Better make sure the seats right,
all this kind of stuff. That's when

934
00:56:02.039 --> 00:56:05.639
you turn it off. Because the
minute you hit your indicators, say I'm

935
00:56:05.719 --> 00:56:08.599
leaving, that's when you leave.
Do not sit there with your indicator on

936
00:56:08.800 --> 00:56:13.199
and then take maybe don't even take
thirty seconds. You just get out of

937
00:56:13.199 --> 00:56:15.599
there as quickly as possible to make
that. All the people that sort of

938
00:56:15.800 --> 00:56:20.960
they turn their car on in the
parking space and then so they take it

939
00:56:21.000 --> 00:56:22.360
out a park, put their foot
on the brakes and the brake lights come

940
00:56:22.400 --> 00:56:24.320
on. So you're sitting there waiting
for him to come out, and they

941
00:56:24.360 --> 00:56:28.800
fucking they come out. It's like, are you moving? Are you getting

942
00:56:28.840 --> 00:56:31.320
out what the fuck you're doing.
And then you start to go, and

943
00:56:31.360 --> 00:56:34.800
then they start reversing out and you're
like, oh, now you're going.

944
00:56:36.920 --> 00:56:39.239
You've got to be careful how you
use the you honk the horn. I

945
00:56:39.280 --> 00:56:45.159
mean, I I don't think I've
ever sort of gone to anyone, and

946
00:56:45.760 --> 00:56:49.960
maybe I think I could count on
two hands the occasions that I've done that

947
00:56:50.039 --> 00:56:52.480
in all the time I've been driving
a while. M Yeah, get a

948
00:56:52.480 --> 00:56:57.039
little right at the at the lights, for instance, you know, you

949
00:56:57.599 --> 00:57:00.480
at the green arrow. They haven't
noticed the green arrow. Come on,

950
00:57:01.000 --> 00:57:04.519
If it's less than two seconds,
that's that's the come on, buddy,

951
00:57:04.519 --> 00:57:07.000
It's okay. I'm not not angry. More than two seconds, that's like

952
00:57:07.239 --> 00:57:09.400
let's throw down. Yeah, it's
but a little. It's like a tap

953
00:57:09.440 --> 00:57:12.519
on the shoulders, like excuse me, We're good to go. Yeah,

954
00:57:13.679 --> 00:57:19.920
excuse me, fucking idiot, And
but one more grip to get out.

955
00:57:20.480 --> 00:57:23.400
It's people when you're waiting for someone, a grippy episode waiting for someone at

956
00:57:23.440 --> 00:57:27.800
the petrol station, the gas station
that we call in America. You're win

957
00:57:27.920 --> 00:57:30.960
your turn and they get back to
their car and then start fucking going through

958
00:57:31.000 --> 00:57:34.880
their wallet and start doing this,
start doing that, and it's like,

959
00:57:35.320 --> 00:57:37.639
go to the park and do that. Go park over there and do your

960
00:57:37.679 --> 00:57:43.719
fucking wallet, and shit, don't
do it now or even even worth than

961
00:57:43.800 --> 00:57:47.599
that. Say, there are two
bowsers, right, and yeah, they're

962
00:57:47.639 --> 00:57:52.320
both being used. The first person
pulls out in the second one is there,

963
00:57:52.320 --> 00:57:54.119
and it's like, can I still
a sneak around and get into that

964
00:57:54.239 --> 00:57:58.360
first one? But often you can't. You just didn't have having to wait

965
00:57:58.400 --> 00:58:06.320
for this person forever. Yeah,
why don't we even use gust? Okay,

966
00:58:06.760 --> 00:58:09.800
now, listen, we were at
the toll booth at the Henry Hudson

967
00:58:09.880 --> 00:58:16.239
Parkway, okay, and there were
these like this pack of extremely wild teenagers

968
00:58:16.480 --> 00:58:21.320
in a convertible behind us, okay, and for some reason, I don't

969
00:58:21.360 --> 00:58:23.920
know, they just started to taunt
us and so and so then we pay

970
00:58:24.039 --> 00:58:28.039
the toll and then and then we
went through, and then they started to

971
00:58:28.119 --> 00:58:30.800
follow us. All right, So
George tries to lose him and and and

972
00:58:30.960 --> 00:58:35.119
but but they were in this really
like a souped up car, you know.

973
00:58:35.480 --> 00:58:38.239
And so he turned off the road
really suddenly and the car was on

974
00:58:38.559 --> 00:58:44.000
two wheels, and I was just
sorry, George, this is such a

975
00:58:44.800 --> 00:58:50.639
fiver yeah, he is fantastic.
And then they fired a gun right up

976
00:58:50.679 --> 00:58:54.519
in the air. I think it
was a gun. And then and then

977
00:58:54.559 --> 00:58:58.880
they followed us all the way into
the city and then they just stopped and

978
00:58:58.960 --> 00:59:07.599
they turned around and I went home. Are you okay? Yeah, yeah,

979
00:59:07.599 --> 00:59:13.480
I'm already. Oh, by the
way, the car hit aparthole and

980
00:59:13.559 --> 00:59:17.320
now it's making a clanking noise.
Oh well, I mean, as long

981
00:59:17.400 --> 00:59:29.519
as you're okay, that's the important
thing. Exactly. She's so great at

982
00:59:29.559 --> 00:59:32.360
this, isn't she Julia at just
She told it once before, but it

983
00:59:32.440 --> 00:59:36.599
wasn't It wasn't a bullshit story.
It was her talking about something crazy on

984
00:59:36.639 --> 00:59:37.760
the highway. It was at the
airport or something. It was the episode

985
00:59:37.800 --> 00:59:40.800
where they get the stranded at the
party, wasn't it or something? There

986
00:59:40.880 --> 00:59:45.360
was some there was some episode where
she tells a story about being like stranded

987
00:59:45.400 --> 00:59:47.119
or like a highway or something.
But she's just the madness of the traffic.

988
00:59:47.159 --> 00:59:50.760
She's so good at just George,
I mean, Jason Alexander's great added

989
00:59:50.760 --> 00:59:52.360
as well, but they're do it
in two different ways. She's almost like

990
00:59:52.800 --> 00:59:58.199
exhausted, where he's just like agitated
when they tell the stories that's a great

991
00:59:58.239 --> 01:00:00.480
way of putting it, that she's
just a sort of so worn out by

992
01:00:00.519 --> 01:00:04.880
oh my god, all this happen. I can't believe this. You won't

993
01:00:04.960 --> 01:00:07.800
believe what happened, you know,
But just her emphasis on the words.

994
01:00:07.840 --> 01:00:12.679
And George is such a George driver. Yeah, George gets yeah, George

995
01:00:12.719 --> 01:00:15.960
gets more worked up the more he
tells the story. You can feel Elaine

996
01:00:15.000 --> 01:00:21.400
powering down and everyone well just you
know, but you know, you know,

997
01:00:21.599 --> 01:00:23.559
and then you know, George hit
a pothole. Now you can't making

998
01:00:23.599 --> 01:00:27.239
the clanking sound, but you know
whatever, just sort of at the end

999
01:00:27.320 --> 01:00:29.159
of the story. But I loved
it. And he had a gun.

1000
01:00:29.480 --> 01:00:32.320
He had a gun. I think
it was a gun. It's always like

1001
01:00:32.480 --> 01:00:36.400
the Elaine character whether one step too
far and she was like, actually,

1002
01:00:36.400 --> 01:00:37.400
I don't know where I'm going with
this. I think it was a gun.

1003
01:00:37.679 --> 01:00:42.159
Look it turned this back down a
little bit. Just her face at

1004
01:00:42.199 --> 01:00:44.920
the end was just great. And
I like the way they played it up

1005
01:00:44.960 --> 01:00:47.639
like Jerry believed it. He didn't. He was playing them the entire time.

1006
01:00:49.559 --> 01:00:52.599
So he goes to see George first
of all, when he was at

1007
01:00:52.599 --> 01:00:57.760
the window. Crazy kids, Huh, what's thought it was so funny.

1008
01:00:58.480 --> 01:01:00.760
And then Elaine realized, oh fuck, got to cover up for this,

1009
01:01:00.039 --> 01:01:04.760
and then Kramer he enters. He's
not happy with Elane, but so Cramer

1010
01:01:04.800 --> 01:01:07.000
and Joe that they go to help. Lane's gonna come down. After she's

1011
01:01:07.000 --> 01:01:08.960
finished in the toilet. Mike says
to George here, you know, I'm

1012
01:01:08.960 --> 01:01:13.760
going to sleep in my car.
George, I'll die out here. There's

1013
01:01:13.800 --> 01:01:15.599
no way either of these guys are
gonna lose. Like George is going to

1014
01:01:15.679 --> 01:01:19.400
go to the ends of the year
to make sure he wins this debate and

1015
01:01:19.639 --> 01:01:23.119
the bystanders or debating as well.
And Larry David has said that whilst he

1016
01:01:23.199 --> 01:01:27.559
agrees that reversing in as the way
to go, like George was right here,

1017
01:01:27.840 --> 01:01:29.840
he wanted to make sure it was
balanced out. So he wanted to

1018
01:01:29.880 --> 01:01:34.639
make sure that the people who decide
that driving in forward is the right thing

1019
01:01:34.719 --> 01:01:37.119
they get their fair share as well, which is why he had everyone sort

1020
01:01:37.119 --> 01:01:40.159
of debating, the police and the
bystanders and things like that. Jerry here,

1021
01:01:40.199 --> 01:01:44.880
you know, acknowledging, you know, says to George Indiana that to

1022
01:01:45.000 --> 01:01:47.280
me was just like it was just
friends being friends, just a bit of

1023
01:01:47.320 --> 01:01:52.719
bad yeah, And he can see
that the relationship between Jerry and George is

1024
01:01:52.800 --> 01:01:57.000
so much more pleasant than the relationship
with Mike and Kramer. I just I

1025
01:01:57.079 --> 01:01:59.519
just feel like Mike is just not
a good person to have around. This

1026
01:01:59.599 --> 01:02:01.800
isn't we kept saying unpredictable. He's
not the kind of person you want at

1027
01:02:01.800 --> 01:02:05.760
a party. Because one person says
the wrong thing, he parties ruined.

1028
01:02:06.119 --> 01:02:09.719
Yeah, I mean, Newman's not
a pleasant person, but he's sort of

1029
01:02:09.800 --> 01:02:15.000
on the same wavelength as Crameer to
some degree. All there, he is

1030
01:02:15.039 --> 01:02:19.960
who he is. He doesn't hide
who he is. His unpleasantness synchronizes with

1031
01:02:20.119 --> 01:02:23.039
Kramer's laid backness. But he also
he doesn't He doesn't pretend to like somebody.

1032
01:02:23.039 --> 01:02:24.840
If he doesn't like it, he'll
tell you that he isn't like you.

1033
01:02:25.159 --> 01:02:30.000
Yeah, you're looking tremendous. What
do you want some kind of regiment?

1034
01:02:30.320 --> 01:02:32.320
Yeah, twenty five percent brand pleagus. The forty percent was too much,

1035
01:02:32.360 --> 01:02:35.559
so I father STI makes it up
special for me. They're taking down

1036
01:02:35.559 --> 01:02:52.960
another fifteen percent. Definite. Hey, your friend, he has some real

1037
01:02:52.079 --> 01:02:54.760
problems me. You see what he
did here, You see how he tried

1038
01:02:54.800 --> 01:02:57.960
to sneak into my space. He
just because I went in front, person,

1039
01:02:57.960 --> 01:03:00.800
doesn't mean I'm sneaking stroll me backing
up and getting up room the parrel

1040
01:03:00.880 --> 01:03:04.000
up. I only wait in front
first because I could make it in front

1041
01:03:04.039 --> 01:03:06.880
first. Out of your pot I'll
show you. Oh got a prayer.

1042
01:03:07.760 --> 01:03:09.599
I go in front first all the
time. Frun first. That's how your

1043
01:03:09.639 --> 01:03:15.719
park when you're pulling a bank job. Did you did you talk to him?

1044
01:03:15.199 --> 01:03:19.119
Yeah, it's all taken care of. I told him, what did

1045
01:03:19.159 --> 01:03:22.800
you say? I did a number
on him. It was a thing of

1046
01:03:22.840 --> 01:03:28.119
beauty. You really had to have
been there on a christiate And what did

1047
01:03:28.159 --> 01:03:32.159
you say? I told him?
A pack of teenagers in a convertible or

1048
01:03:32.360 --> 01:03:39.239
terrorizing huts and they followed us into
the city a pack. By the time

1049
01:03:39.280 --> 01:03:42.360
I get to the end of the
store, he was so relieved that we

1050
01:03:42.440 --> 01:03:46.480
were alive. He couldn't care once
about the car us. It's as simple

1051
01:03:46.519 --> 01:03:50.440
as that. What can I say? You know it's a gift. I

1052
01:03:50.480 --> 01:03:54.400
don't know. Wish I could teach
you, but you know it's inborn and

1053
01:03:54.599 --> 01:03:58.360
cramer than as it confronts them,
why didn't you invite me? And then

1054
01:03:58.400 --> 01:04:00.079
it goes on. That's what that's
what you're annoyed about. But she noticed

1055
01:04:00.119 --> 01:04:02.800
here Mike made fun of them for
going to the flea market as well.

1056
01:04:03.320 --> 01:04:06.159
You went to a flea mark,
like, fuck you dude, is this

1057
01:04:06.280 --> 01:04:12.719
guy? But they said they forgot
George has a guy, Jerry Jery.

1058
01:04:12.719 --> 01:04:14.679
I don't know. I was supposed
to say it wasn't suposed to say anything.

1059
01:04:14.920 --> 01:04:16.519
And George is just like you didn't
exercise your judgment, Jerry. He

1060
01:04:16.599 --> 01:04:19.280
didn't do anything wrong in my opinion, I don't think so. Ay,

1061
01:04:19.360 --> 01:04:24.239
why would he think Kramer will be
annoyed? Yeah, we'll established that there

1062
01:04:24.280 --> 01:04:27.440
four friends who obviously have lunch together
and things like that, but they have

1063
01:04:27.800 --> 01:04:30.280
lives outside of each other as well. That's the thing. Yeah, they're

1064
01:04:30.320 --> 01:04:34.519
not existing in each other's pockets.
No, yeah, yeah, it's a

1065
01:04:34.599 --> 01:04:39.760
massive overreaction from Cramer, and he
doesn't accept. George is so so sorry.

1066
01:04:40.079 --> 01:04:45.199
At the ice cream and Driver,
which was Jerry's college buddy, Hey,

1067
01:04:45.039 --> 01:04:49.639
this car, I gotta get you, worry the man. I guess

1068
01:04:49.679 --> 01:04:53.840
you'd better be moving your car and
like you're not just gonna back it in

1069
01:04:53.920 --> 01:04:58.400
if I do that, Well,
somebody vadible something soon. I gotta drop

1070
01:04:58.519 --> 01:05:01.159
all ice cream here we get back
from commercial and they've got the two non

1071
01:05:01.199 --> 01:05:05.119
passion drivers to move the cars because
they didn't trust themselves. And then Jerry

1072
01:05:05.239 --> 01:05:08.960
questions the story, and George's going
along with that. Lane's going along with

1073
01:05:09.039 --> 01:05:14.239
as well, why did you do
to my car? When Jerry goes for

1074
01:05:14.440 --> 01:05:16.800
Jerry, sci fi is just there's
no one like it really is an it's

1075
01:05:16.880 --> 01:05:19.800
it's so much fun to hear and
so much fun to actually do to do

1076
01:05:19.920 --> 01:05:23.800
it. Yeah, it's so much
fun. Ton as I my boys.

1077
01:05:24.559 --> 01:05:26.639
You know, I never said a
good driver said I was a good park

1078
01:05:26.719 --> 01:05:27.639
and I was like, no,
no, no, no, no,

1079
01:05:27.760 --> 01:05:30.920
rewind the tape. You said you're
a good driver, buddy. And it's

1080
01:05:30.920 --> 01:05:33.039
where Sid rocks up from the alternate
side. Old Sid. He's like,

1081
01:05:33.079 --> 01:05:40.280
whatever you pod car? Something goes
on, Hey, somebody better move these

1082
01:05:40.320 --> 01:05:44.559
cards. You're making a commotion.
They said, who are you? Never

1083
01:05:44.679 --> 01:05:46.360
mind? Why? I am?
I know? Why? I am know?

1084
01:05:48.280 --> 01:05:53.159
Why is it every time you parker
card is block everything gets instructed and

1085
01:05:53.599 --> 01:05:57.400
joined if said, it's completely his
fault, right, why did you start

1086
01:05:57.480 --> 01:06:00.159
taking a bush? It's now starting
to get dark and Jerry Eline say they

1087
01:06:00.199 --> 01:06:03.480
went to leave, but George doesn't
want them to this old guy arguing with

1088
01:06:03.599 --> 01:06:06.400
Matthew the kid. I'm like,
it was my kid. I'm like,

1089
01:06:06.480 --> 01:06:09.960
oh man, what are you doing? Go away, leave my child alone.

1090
01:06:10.119 --> 01:06:12.199
I must have been it's a it's
a come way. You didn't really

1091
01:06:12.400 --> 01:06:14.719
expect to say no. No.
But then we see Jerry, you know,

1092
01:06:14.760 --> 01:06:18.519
he tells his father's business is closing
down. Kramer congratulates his mother for

1093
01:06:18.639 --> 01:06:24.320
being pregnant. Have you ever witnessed
a moment like this? I once,

1094
01:06:24.360 --> 01:06:29.159
when I worked in the Dahi,
had a worker compliment a customer on being

1095
01:06:29.239 --> 01:06:33.599
pregnant. When they went pregnant.
I died inside for them. You would,

1096
01:06:33.599 --> 01:06:38.639
wouldn't you know. I mean I've
I think I learned from a young

1097
01:06:38.760 --> 01:06:43.960
age. It's like, never never
assume that no, Never never assume that

1098
01:06:44.440 --> 01:06:49.760
no. Yeah. They could be
in the delivery room and he was like

1099
01:06:49.880 --> 01:06:55.440
getting your appendix out because there was
this sense of no. It was a

1100
01:06:55.519 --> 01:07:00.320
pack dally and just this like everyone
just like, oh, I'm going to

1101
01:07:00.360 --> 01:07:02.719
turn on the slice of buddy,
you can go and put your head.

1102
01:07:03.360 --> 01:07:08.920
I was like, oh shit.
It was one of those moments I will

1103
01:07:09.000 --> 01:07:12.119
never forget. I remember thinking thinks, oh god, that was not me.

1104
01:07:12.400 --> 01:07:15.159
Here's the thing though, righte I
died inside picking up Alott from daycare

1105
01:07:15.320 --> 01:07:20.199
on Monday. It was a Friday. That was Friday. Right. So

1106
01:07:20.679 --> 01:07:25.639
there is a little person right whose
child goes to Aliott's daycare and she picks

1107
01:07:25.719 --> 01:07:28.280
him up every day blah blah blah
when we usually at the same time as

1108
01:07:28.320 --> 01:07:31.639
me. Alliott walks up to this
woman right in her face and says,

1109
01:07:32.159 --> 01:07:36.039
why are you so small? And
I was like, no, no,

1110
01:07:36.960 --> 01:07:43.320
but but that's my bully. She
just went because everyone's just super different,

1111
01:07:43.320 --> 01:07:45.280
buddy, and she know. She
took it like a champion. I was

1112
01:07:45.320 --> 01:07:48.199
like, oh yeah, well and
made me realize I shouldn't have been embarrassed

1113
01:07:48.239 --> 01:07:50.840
by that. A he's four.
He's not doing it from a malicious point

1114
01:07:50.840 --> 01:07:54.920
of view. He's just asking questions
because he's fucking four years old. And

1115
01:07:55.000 --> 01:07:57.480
the way she handed it is how
we should always handle it. We're all

1116
01:07:57.519 --> 01:08:00.000
different, doesn't make anyone worse or
better. We're just different. I was

1117
01:08:00.079 --> 01:08:03.400
like, I fucking learned something today. But at that moment, for that

1118
01:08:03.519 --> 01:08:08.400
brief two three seconds, I froze. I didn't know what to do.

1119
01:08:08.480 --> 01:08:10.760
I was like, oh oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh

1120
01:08:10.800 --> 01:08:12.800
shit. But She was just like, no, we're all super different,

1121
01:08:12.800 --> 01:08:13.960
buddy. And I was like I'm
sorry, and she's like, no,

1122
01:08:14.039 --> 01:08:15.319
it's fine, and she just kept
walking. I was like, shout out

1123
01:08:15.319 --> 01:08:18.319
to that little l was like,
yeah, why why did I panic?

1124
01:08:18.439 --> 01:08:21.520
I literally panicked for a moment,
But yeah, learned something. Yeah,

1125
01:08:21.520 --> 01:08:24.800
we're all different. That's all that
matters. Tell you. Kids are all

1126
01:08:24.840 --> 01:08:28.119
different and nobody's better than anybody else. Of course, Kramer has to double

1127
01:08:28.159 --> 01:08:31.560
down though. He's like, are
you sure you're the hole is deep enough?

1128
01:08:31.680 --> 01:08:36.399
Mate? Yeah? Most people just
take the l Are you sure?

1129
01:08:36.960 --> 01:08:41.520
It's now nighttime? And Jerry tolls
e Lane. You know, Mike said

1130
01:08:41.520 --> 01:08:42.880
this about me, and she says, you know, you've got to open

1131
01:08:42.960 --> 01:08:45.600
your vault. You've I can't.
I promise Kramer, You've got to open

1132
01:08:45.640 --> 01:08:47.680
the vault. Then we get newm
in here, and you know he agrees

1133
01:08:47.800 --> 01:08:50.199
front first. You know, if
you're going front first, you're reducing everyone

1134
01:08:50.239 --> 01:08:55.640
to jungle law before we're doing it. Before we get into that part though,

1135
01:08:56.199 --> 01:08:59.039
just a little shout out to that
lovely little word play where they're talking

1136
01:08:59.039 --> 01:09:06.439
about the vault. Joe's asking this
guy for he was talking me out.

1137
01:09:06.479 --> 01:09:11.520
He's right, never Oh yeah,
what if he got to ten carlinks?

1138
01:09:11.800 --> 01:09:14.800
Should the pull all the way up
to the front car? But I'm supposed

1139
01:09:14.840 --> 01:09:18.319
to be got ten carlinks? Ten
car ls? What about Sundays and holidays?

1140
01:09:18.359 --> 01:09:23.880
I got here? The guy played
Michael was his name again? Um

1141
01:09:24.079 --> 01:09:28.159
Lee? He nearly flubs his line
here, but they left it in obviously,

1142
01:09:28.439 --> 01:09:30.199
So he's yelling and carrying on,
and it's when he's about to say

1143
01:09:30.880 --> 01:09:34.680
what if there's a ten what if
there's ten car lengths? Right? But

1144
01:09:34.800 --> 01:09:40.439
he says what if he got ten
car lengths? He's nearly he nearly goes

1145
01:09:40.479 --> 01:09:42.960
to say carlinks before he says what
if you've got ten car links? But

1146
01:09:43.000 --> 01:09:45.039
they left it in. He just
goes, what if you got ten car

1147
01:09:45.159 --> 01:09:49.119
lengths? It comes across like a
guy who's just flustered, but clearly he

1148
01:09:49.199 --> 01:09:54.199
flubbed his line. You gotta take
you gotta take advantage of happy accidents like

1149
01:09:54.279 --> 01:09:56.840
yeah, adds a bit of realism
of the scene. Then being wow,

1150
01:09:56.880 --> 01:10:00.520
went stea Newman, then changes his
tuner. He sold Newman, maybe you

1151
01:10:00.560 --> 01:10:02.800
are right, mate, maybe are
or maybe going in front first? Is

1152
01:10:02.800 --> 01:10:05.479
it does work? You know?
Well, if there's ten carlts, then

1153
01:10:05.560 --> 01:10:11.000
we get a beautiful woman. She
compliments George on his hat and Newman just

1154
01:10:11.239 --> 01:10:13.159
out of nowhere? Can I try
it on? I'm like, fuck off

1155
01:10:13.239 --> 01:10:17.960
Newman, Dick moved, Dick moved
by the Dick Master knew, but I

1156
01:10:18.039 --> 01:10:21.640
did love Wayne Knight's reaction when George
forces the hat on his head. I

1157
01:10:21.840 --> 01:10:28.319
was defending your party, all crying
and all upset. Then the fight has

1158
01:10:28.359 --> 01:10:30.119
started, but everyone's like, Oh, I want to go, but no

1159
01:10:30.199 --> 01:10:32.119
one's going. If he's going in, I'm not going. If there going,

1160
01:10:32.279 --> 01:10:35.159
everyone's got a beef of somebody in
this scene, Well he's going,

1161
01:10:35.239 --> 01:10:40.800
I'm not going. I still don't
have to go. Why why won't you

1162
01:10:40.880 --> 01:10:43.800
go? If I go? Why, I'll tell you why? No?

1163
01:10:44.079 --> 01:10:48.720
Don't cherry like you didn't call me
up? Party fight? Real car?

1164
01:10:48.800 --> 01:10:54.640
Right? Jerry? First of all, I think you completely misunderstood what I

1165
01:10:54.720 --> 01:10:57.439
said. I meant it in a
complimentary way. I mean, you know,

1166
01:10:57.520 --> 01:11:00.039
when people say he's bad, it
really means he's that sort of thing,

1167
01:11:01.039 --> 01:11:05.359
you know, a slam us,
a set man. Now, Michael

1168
01:11:05.439 --> 01:11:15.520
John is soul phony. Have you
ever been in a moment where you've said

1169
01:11:15.560 --> 01:11:18.520
something about somebody and they've found out
about it? And you've tried to talk

1170
01:11:18.560 --> 01:11:21.520
your way around it rather than just
gone you're right mate, you got me.

1171
01:11:21.640 --> 01:11:26.199
I said that you are you a
person who will try and justify what

1172
01:11:26.279 --> 01:11:28.960
you said? Or will you just
go sorry? Mate? I wasn't thinking

1173
01:11:29.000 --> 01:11:30.520
shop. I would probably be the
latter. A probably, I'm sorry,

1174
01:11:30.560 --> 01:11:32.640
man. It's always better to just
go sorry, mate. I don't know

1175
01:11:32.680 --> 01:11:35.640
why I said. That's fucking shoot
thing for me to say my bad.

1176
01:11:36.239 --> 01:11:39.520
I can't. I can't deny.
I can't deny it. I did it.

1177
01:11:39.760 --> 01:11:43.039
I think if you do it that
way, most guys will go all

1178
01:11:43.119 --> 01:11:45.640
right, whatever, let's go get
to be I've done that. But if

1179
01:11:45.680 --> 01:11:53.159
you try and justify your lie just
makes another person even angrier. Yeah,

1180
01:11:53.159 --> 01:11:56.920
I mean Mike doing the whole.
It's like when you know you say something's

1181
01:11:56.960 --> 01:12:00.399
bad, but it's really good.
Man. That Michael Jordan, what a

1182
01:12:00.479 --> 01:12:08.760
photo, man, Na, Michael
Jordan is so phony putting on the exit.

1183
01:12:09.880 --> 01:12:13.039
But the cops that arrived they have
a debate about the parking situation as

1184
01:12:13.079 --> 01:12:15.600
well. And Jerry, he's just
arrived home. He's about to watch the

1185
01:12:15.680 --> 01:12:19.000
fight and the fight is over eight
nine ten thing ding. Larry David was

1186
01:12:19.079 --> 01:12:24.920
the voiceover the boxing guy. Yes, so I read boxing announcer, I

1187
01:12:24.920 --> 01:12:28.520
should say so. The episode finishes
with some stand up talking about people killing

1188
01:12:28.560 --> 01:12:30.880
each other for a park in New
York. As you're saying, it's like

1189
01:12:30.880 --> 01:12:33.399
a musical chairs gaining us that we've
everyone sat down in nineteen sixty four.

1190
01:12:33.439 --> 01:12:35.960
It's true though they're making more and
more cars, but they're not making more

1191
01:12:36.000 --> 01:12:39.800
and more parking spaces. That's what
it feels like in Gelong. You're adding

1192
01:12:39.880 --> 01:12:42.520
jobs into the city, but Yank
given us place as the fucking park.

1193
01:12:42.960 --> 01:12:48.079
In fact, you're taking away pass
I mean very Geelong reference. But that's

1194
01:12:48.119 --> 01:12:50.960
what we do here at the four, being a discain network, we're bringing

1195
01:12:51.000 --> 01:12:55.000
Geelong to the world. You know, we should actually be sponsored by the

1196
01:12:55.039 --> 01:12:58.840
City Groad Geelong because we doing more, doing more for tourism than just about

1197
01:12:58.840 --> 01:13:00.399
anybody except Joel Selwod. We should
have to pay our rates, that's for

1198
01:13:00.479 --> 01:13:04.279
damn sure. That is one D
and I we're talking about rates, but

1199
01:13:04.319 --> 01:13:13.239
when we came on air really grabs
my gears. Damn rates. I'm already

1200
01:13:13.279 --> 01:13:15.359
paying for my house. You want
me to pay for a little jomp my

1201
01:13:15.439 --> 01:13:19.720
hair? What? There's a there's
a street in Gelong called Jerry Heavens Street

1202
01:13:20.279 --> 01:13:23.800
used to have parks, you know, Yeah, the parks that you would

1203
01:13:23.800 --> 01:13:27.560
just drive into, they'd be angular
parks. Now they're coming from a good

1204
01:13:27.600 --> 01:13:30.520
place. They're coming from a place
of good intentions, like, oh,

1205
01:13:30.560 --> 01:13:32.000
we're gonna put some bike lanes and
we want to start you know, you

1206
01:13:32.079 --> 01:13:34.640
want people to ride more rather than
drive. You know, it's good,

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good for the environment, for the
planet. It's bad for Jerringham Streets,

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say because cut by mute, because
you had good intentions. But now there's

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all these parallel parks. It's like
a third or a quarter of the parks

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that used to be there. And
this was a place where a lot of

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people used to park. It's ridiculous. I remember the first time because what

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they did people listening at home.
Used to be a four lane street and

1213
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they got rid of we're going on
the direction that goes into the city.

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They got rid of the left lane
and just ended it and just created um

1215
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parking right. Well, I remember
the first time I was driving up I

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went I didn't realize that the parking
at end because it's not really like signed

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off. It's just sort of like
a little brick thing across behind the cars

1218
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without the park and I'm waiting for
these cars to go. I'm like,

1219
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go go, munk my horn,
and I realized these cars are parked.

1220
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I'm like, what's happened here?
What's going on here? So yeah,

1221
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that is for the for a bike
lane, for a bike lane. Yeah,

1222
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I'm like, I said, good
intentions, but they're not really thought

1223
01:14:38.920 --> 01:14:42.079
through. It's funny as at Louis
the other don't she said? If you're

1224
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seen this, um, it was
on this thing on YouTube about ten minutes.

1225
01:14:45.880 --> 01:14:50.119
It was a film mate. It
was like a tourist thing about Geelong.

1226
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Yeah. I saw the song posting
that around. Yeah. Yeah.

1227
01:14:56.960 --> 01:15:01.039
First of all, it had like
the Trey Parker voices the Welcome to July

1228
01:15:03.279 --> 01:15:11.640
exactly, it's a city on the
ground looking at out these new cars coming

1229
01:15:11.640 --> 01:15:15.319
out of part and now we got
you out. It's a comming out natural

1230
01:15:15.359 --> 01:15:20.840
gas. But Luno looking at it, going shit, look at all that

1231
01:15:20.960 --> 01:15:26.640
space. Remember when we had a
space. Look at her. Every family

1232
01:15:26.680 --> 01:15:32.199
has a car and every car has
parking. Everyone has their own park.

1233
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I was like in Lost, like
we gotta go back. I saw I

1234
01:15:41.960 --> 01:15:43.720
saw the first minute of it and
I was like, I can't watch.

1235
01:15:43.760 --> 01:15:47.359
It's gonna make me too sad.
Yeah, that's that's precisely. It's a

1236
01:15:47.359 --> 01:15:50.800
bet. Now we watch the whole
thing, but and bet halfway loose,

1237
01:15:51.279 --> 01:15:58.560
you're gonna keep doing that? Voice
said, you don't know, you bet?

1238
01:15:58.600 --> 01:16:00.600
I am. What's my bringing it
into the bad? Drop that right,

1239
01:16:00.640 --> 01:16:08.439
buddy. Anyway, for those of
you what we're doing for love anyone

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01:16:08.439 --> 01:16:10.800
who wasn't aware, this is what
we do on our South Park podcast from

1241
01:16:10.840 --> 01:16:16.000
start to finish. So yeah,
become a listen to Going down to South

1242
01:16:16.039 --> 01:16:19.520
Park, available every second Monday on
your feed, So check out that one

1243
01:16:19.560 --> 01:16:23.239
if you're a South Park fan.
But anyway, this has been The Parking

1244
01:16:23.279 --> 01:16:27.279
Space a good episode of Event,
really, isn't it. It really has

1245
01:16:27.319 --> 01:16:31.720
been. I think we yeah,
we lewis lost to the two therapy cloth.

1246
01:16:31.840 --> 01:16:35.199
It's likely because we've worked out all
our anger rights episodes like festivals,

1247
01:16:35.279 --> 01:16:40.680
just airing our grievances. Indeed,
indeed, but no Parking Space, very

1248
01:16:40.720 --> 01:16:43.079
good episode and no one. I
think this was a very good episode of

1249
01:16:43.199 --> 01:16:45.720
Talking Song. Yes, the next
one we're gonna be reviewing is the season

1250
01:16:45.840 --> 01:16:48.079
finale, one of the big episodes
of sign Fair that leads into a big

1251
01:16:48.159 --> 01:16:51.560
story arc after season four. It
is the key, so listener for that

1252
01:16:51.600 --> 01:16:55.880
one here on talking Signold. The
keys coming out for you in a couple

1253
01:16:55.960 --> 01:16:58.640
of weeks. But this has been
the parking space. Don't forget guys.

1254
01:16:58.680 --> 01:17:00.359
If we do enjoy this show,
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1255
01:17:00.399 --> 01:17:03.479
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1256
01:17:03.560 --> 01:17:06.119
this arm Office podcast, but for
now, mister Davis, any final words

1257
01:17:06.119 --> 01:17:10.359
for those listeners out there. When
I don't like you, You've got problems.