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All right, busy show. Why is the carpet wet Todd undisputed champion now
fresh out of bed head to head, He's going for win number four three
eleven A one nation, kneon trees, tickets seven one three views A call.
I got those for you on the Fun Fact flashback. I asked you
guys, what game you want to play today. Several of you said,
bring back the Freeway Battle. We're gonna play in Freeway Battle. I'll tell
you what freeways are gonna be duking it out this morning. We'll play that
game at around seven to twenty. For those pod tickets, Chill is excited
about that House of Blues show. We're gonna give you that two hundred and
fifty dollars gas card at around a twenty. The promotion is not called tanks
for listening. We are gonna give you a chance at one thousand dollars.
That one that promotion is called alternative income. That one also is not called
tanks for listening. And then we'll give away breaking Benjamin Staying Daughtry tickets on
Know the Show. So that's gonna keep us busy. Ten percent chance of
rain cloudy high ninety three. Good morning, Tessa. What are Houston's headlines?
Hey, good morning, Rdy. You're running a homeroom. So our
city is still dealing with the aftermath of the storm from Thursday. Right there
are more than sixty five thousand Centerpoint customers that remain without power. But that's
like, depending on how you look at it, yesterday one hundred and forty
five thousand people without so a bunch of power being restored ninety percent since last
night. But they're saying in the really hard hit areas that the outages could
last until the weekend, which is horrendous to think about since it's been really
hot. Some schools are still closed, you know, Houston d Side Faergalina
Parks, bring branch ic and then street closures. More Downtown Houston street closures
are in effect as Houston crews work to repair the damage from last week's storm.
So that's really the update there. On the national front, testimony in
former President Trump's criminal hush money trial is over for the week. President Biden
is criticizing a former President Trump for a since deleted video on his truth social
and then he's actually a former president. Donald Trump is actually coming to Texas
today for a couple of fundraisers. So I think he's going to do like
a luncheon at the Post Hotel. We're all getting an Amber alert right now,
so this is in your town, Texas, and we'll get and we'll
get into that and we'll tweet that out. On a lighter note, so
many people are traveling for a Memorial Day weekend. Triple A say, so
many people are going to be on the road. A poll found a sixty
percent of us will actually stay in a hotel. Everyone else said airbnb or
they're just shacking up with family. Someone asks people to name the things you
do in a hotel room that you never do at home, and they're really
funny. I mean, we all kind of blast the ac Yeah, yeah,
you'll hate this one. Rod eat a full dinner in bed. I
mean that plays when you're on vacation. Watch cable TV because so many of
us just stream from home. This one, I like fill an entire bucket
with ice, even though you only need four ice cubes. In the moment,
we'll be talking about that. And if you have a fun place you're
going, let us know. We love hearing from you. And I use
a towel one time. Oh, and I will open a sixteen dollars bottle
of cashews or bag of cashews and then drink a twelve dollar a beer.
That's sometimes you get desperate. There's now a criminal investigation into Matthew Perry's death
last October. Perry died primarily from high levels of ketamine, which is used
to help with depression anxiety PTSD, drug and alcohol problems, chronic pain,
and more. But he'd been undergoing ketamine infusion therapy, but the amount found
in his system was too much to have been just from the therapy. So
now LAPD drug enforcement agencies they're trying to find out where he got it.
They're even saying did the post office? Was he aided by the post Office?
If Perry got the drugs for the mail, they should be able to
track who sent them, who sent it to him, So that's a big
story today. Let's talk about Shine Doown. We're saying we blabbermouth is saying
that new Shindown music should arrive before the end of this year or at the
latest early twenty twenty five. So there was a new interview. Barry Kirch
was asked about the progress the songwriting, the recording sessions. Everyone's really waiting
for a follow up to the Planet zero album. So you can go read
all about that on the music blog page. Those are Houston's headlines. That's
the Drummer. I like that the drummers are giving all the good news about
the bands these days. Hey, that means Astros one. Yeah, they
got to win last night they beat the Mariners nextra inning six to five.
Jarry Page hit a walk off single on the bottom of the tenth to give
them the win. Rap They wrap at their series with the Angels this afternoon,
Hunter Brown, I'll be on the mountain for the Strolls going up against
Las Tyler Anderson. First pitches at one ten. You can listen to it
on our sister station, Sports Talk seven to ninety. In the NBA Playoffs,
the Celtics got by the Pacers in overtime one thirty three to one to
twenty eight in Game one of the Eastern Conference Finals. Tonight, tember Wolves
are gonna host the Mavericks in Game one of the Western Conference Finals. Tip
off. If that's at seven thirty, you can watch it on T and
T. And in the Stanley Cup Playoffs, the Rangers and Panthers are gonna
play Game one of the Eastern Conference Finals tonight. That's gonna start at seven
o'clock. You can watch it on ESPN. That is what's going on in
sports. All right, let's go, guys. Let's open up these phone
lines. If you want the first phone call today, Let's see if the
phones are working. All that good stuff. But if you got something on
your mind you want to get us started with, I'd love to get you
on seven one three two one two five nine four five. That's us.
It is the most interactive show on the radio. Man, We're gonna prove
it to you today for sure. Man. Four hours of Paint, Strap
yourselves in ninety four or five, the Buzz, Good Morning, Rod Ryan's
Show, Radiohead Creep, four hours of pain and we are underway just like
that. Okay, big things for you today on the show. We finally
got the all this stuff settled out, settled with fresh out of bed,
head to head. Why is the carpet Wet Todd? It's gonna go for
win number four? Big d finally came back to us yesterday and him and
the fam are doing okay. But he not okay to win the game though.
Why is the carpet Wet Todd undisputed champion? There's only one champion right
now. We'll be asking you to call in get about ten minutes or so
to take him on fun facts. We'll go into the fun fact flashback,
and then people are already asking, man, what freeways are you using today?
I'm not saying I don't say that beforehand. How don't you just driving
around out there? The Freeway Battle game, We're gonna play that at seven
twenty two. Freeways will battle against one another to win a great prize.
That great prize will be those pod tickets. All right, the two hundred
and fifty dollars gas card. What does it fuel your fury? Do we
get up with? Yeah, okay, fuel your fury, road warriors.
We have two and fifty dollars gas card coming your way at around a twenty.
It's a big prize. Thank you for listening, and we have that
alternative income. So last week, guys, we're running out of time on
this nine ten will give you a chance see nothing about a ten percent chance
of rain, cloudy high of ninety three. Again, shout out to those
of you that's still don't have power. Come on, we're almost there.
We're almost there. Almost everybody's back. First world problems. No internet for
me or cable that's still down. Really yeah, Exfinity in the heights,
I imagine just like you know, just all the other lines that got just
completely ravaged by all the trees. Yeah, it's weird. I was reading
a book yesterday. Yeah, okay, I man don't want to sit there
and doom scroll on my phone. That's what I don't want to do.
So you know, it's reading a little book, you know. I feel
in days. Yeah, I'm feeling it right now. Just listen. No
internet, but power, I'll take it. It's no time for the first
phone call of the day. Well, we got a little bit of everything
here today on the phone's Heather. Good morning, Heather, Hey, hey,
good morning. You got the first phone call. How are you?
Oh, I'm good today. I just want to put a little friendly reminder
to all the bosses out there. Just because you're on talk, don't you
have to be a beast? Okay, I don't know what all I can
say on the radio, but just I mean, it can get real lonely
at the top if you keep on treating your people like that. You know,
Heather, I feel like this is a very specific thing right now going
on in your life. Are you worried about being heard on the radio with
this talk? Oh? No, no, because they're not my boss.
But I'm I'm a I'm a manager in a in a different thing, but
I have to deal with uh other super intendents and stuff, and just some
of the stuff that I witnessed yesterday just you know, kind of came to
a head and I'm like, you know, just because you're you're in charge,
just because it's your your site, whatever, doesn't mean you have to
be a bud about it. The one thing that I've learned as as I've
gotten higher up and then I've gotten to be around some of the really really
high people, It's like, you know what, they're just scared. They're
scared for their jobs too. You know. It's not so I'm not saying
that it's right how they're acting, but if they're walking around in you feel
like, Okay, these people that are at the top or whatever, they're
scared because there's people above them. They're all scared. Everybody is scared,
and everyone's everyone's trying to hang onto their gig right now. Again, I'm
not offering up excuses for being an a hole or a d as you put.
Yeah, you kind of hit the nail on the head on that one.
To be honest with you, I feel like that's kind of what the
scenario is. But still at the end of the day, you know,
just treat everybody the way you want to be treated type of thing, something
that you've been hearing since you're a kid. You know. It's a great
way to get the show started today. Thank you, Heather. I appreciate
it. I appreciate that, and so hopefully that fell on some ears that
really needed to hear it. On the flip got arec gotta wrect check for
you, We'll find out what's trending, and then we'll get set up for
our little game that we play every morning. Ho Ho's alternative and tell them
at the rod Ryan Morning Show ninety four five the bus, Welcome back Rod
Ryan's show on this wild card wind cloudy today, ten percent chance of rain.
Highs of around ninety three. Not yet, not yet, not yet.
You got to move all right, cool, let's get into Yeah,
here we go. Let's get into what's trending right now. What you got
Caitlyn Clark is trending on Google one of the top trends. She signed with
Wilson, the maker of like sports balls and stuff like that basketball. Yeah,
she is the first women's basketball player to receive a signature ball and the
drop comes with like three laser engravings to honor her growing legacy. Michael Jordan
is like, just to give you an example, she's joining the likes of
Michael Jordan, the first athlete sends him to have her own signature collection with
Wilson. She signed a multi year deal with them. That's a huge deal.
She's already sponsored by State Farm, She's already sponsored bred Gatorade, and
she's having some growing pains in the WNBA right now, but she is collecting
collecting those sponsorships. Another thing that is trending. Where did I see it?
Okay Rogers says he chose playing football over running for vice president. He
was talking to reporters yesterday and said he had two options to either continue his
career in the NFL or retire and become the running mate for the third party
candidate Robert F. Kennedy Junior. Rogers said he wanted to keep playing football
as a story that's getting a lot of traction right now as well, or
Robert F. Kennedy Junior had no chance of winning as well. So even
with Aaron Rodgers as his VP, he got no chance. So you're not
throwing away your career for that. Yeah, sure, And then this is
a little local eyed story, but I think it's cool. I'm kind of
fascinated with the whole sea turtle nesting season. It's happening right here in our
backyard at both of our peninsula. A endangered Kemp's Ridley sea turtle laid more
than one hundred and twenty eggs on the shore Dill Crystal Beach this week,
and so now they have to like incubate them. That takes about fifty days
and then they're going to release them on the Padre Island National Seashore. That's
what's trending on eighty for five to the Buzz. Is the carpet all with
Todd? Good morning everybody? Why is the carpet wet? Todd is in
it? And we finally got Big d to come back on, but I
just couldn't hand them a victory. I am your fresh out of bed Head
to Head three Day Champions and make it undisputed. Join me on Wednesday when
I make it win number four seven one three two one two five nine four
five if you can beat them. The Right Right Show celebrating twenty years ninety
four five the Bus, Oh yeah, ninety four five the Buzz, Good
Morning, rod Ryan Show, Wild Card Wednesday. Gonna be warm today,
guys. High of around ninety three clouds, nothing over a ten percent chance
of rain. Freeway Battle game coming up next hour. What two freeways are
we going to use to battle it out? For those pod tickets you'll find
out at around seven twenty for right now, it's time to play this,
and now eachs time for the Fresh out of bed Head to Head Challenge.
Listeners to your corners. Oh, Alex, I'm smelling something fresh. I'm
smelling something a little fresh. But right now, why is the carpet all
wet Todd. Yeah, I'm just smelling a wet carpet with this guy.
Hi, good morning, brother. Right, I'm doing okay, man,
How are you? I'm doing quite all right. You know, not similar
players at all, but it's just their names are long, the one they
call Tim. I wanted to give a shout out to him this morning.
I don't know if you guys have ever battled before Todd. I'm sure at
some point, but he's going in. I think he's getting kne replacement surgery
this morning, so he might actually be under and and getting that knee replaced
right now. But we wanted to send our good vibes over to him.
I put it up on our Facebook page. Todd you good, I'm good.
Okay, you're going for win number four? Yes, sir? Well
we do a fresh fish hey, Craig, Yes, sir, bro I'm
so glad you're on the show today. How are you? I'm doing great?
How about your stuff? Awesome? I love fresh fish coming in here.
I mean we love our Oldie Moldies too. No offense, Timelie mold
So, Craig, something change with you today? You just finally decided to
call to play the game. What happened here Chili finally decided to answer the
phone. Yeah, that son of a bitch. It's his fault. If
you've never played, it's Chili's fault. All I gotta do is shout out
your name when you think you know the answer. You know, you're playing
against Todd, who's really, really good. But we've had some crazy upsets
this year. So we've had some wild upsets this year. So Craig,
just get in there soon. What are they playing for? I have a
pair of tickets to see nothing More by you Music Center. Shout out your
name when you think you know the answer, Craig, are you ready for
this? Let's do it. Yeah, you've heard the game before, like
you know how to shout out your name. Let's go. Let's go.
Question number one, what do female turtle turtles lay on the beat? Craig,
fresh fish eggs? Uh? Yeah, wow, welcome to the game.
Sometimes that's better than coffee. Sometimes a little surprised like that. It's
just a little better than coffee. Wakes you right up. Yeah. I
think the wet carpet is Todd's paw. I think he just got shocked.
Here we go, Craig has one Todd has none. Question number two,
what do Jersey, Mike's, Jimmy, John, Craig Todd sandwiches, sandwiches,
subs, Yeah, sandwiches, Sammies, they still Sammy's damn he on
Todd's a week as well. I'm glad everyone's going he's mad because he pat
on the carpet. He's mad. Hell, hell, get involved, bring
it. Read question number ten for me, there's no question umber ten.
Yes there is what thank you? Okay, that's what it says on my
paper. Yeah, I didn't pray, there's not there's not other one.
You just don't focus on that. Question number ten says what what? I
don't hear anybody saying their name? So trick question? All right, here
comes a real question. Guys, what part of a lizard will grow back
if harm Todd? Todd? Oh tale so close, crag so close,
Craig a grievance, Yes, go ahead, speak your mind, go ahead,
whatever. Wait a minute, what am I arguing with my trick?
I like that? Whatever? I like that? Whatever? Creg I thought
you played great, Craig, I didn't know we were dating. Wow,
He and then hits me with the silence. Hang on, Craig, I
know you're fresh. I was. I'm still excited about you. Okay,
I am. We are dating, we are going out. I didn't know
this perfect behavior, Cuy, this is completely acceptable. Are we having a
good time before this? Well we were. Okay, this is all I'm
going to say. I'll leave it here. I still love you. Okay,
hold on, I need you, Alex. What time does the podcast
generally generally go up? For this game? By eight? By eight o'clock,
the podcast will be up. Will you do me a favor apologize?
No, No, I want you to just go and listen. I want
you to go and listen to the podcast and then just say I take back
the whatever. That's that's all I need. We like, you know,
just treats in the morning. Craig said, That's not how it's going to
work. Like six seconds behind you, car it was not close? Okay,
was about Craig? Why was you? Curse? Craig. I want
you to just drop me an email and say whatever you want to say after
you listen to the pod. Okay, sorry, we'll see all right.
That's all I got for you, Craig. Hey, why is the Carver?
What? Todd? I'm still here after all that. Whatever do you
want to play tomorrow please? I's sure, okay, great WINSDA, The
Ryan Show, Good Mornings on the Buzz, four five the Buzz. A
lot of emails coming in, Yes, it's a lot of emails coming in.
Here's just a few, O G Ben Brother Rod, Kenny the cash
Man couldn't have complained any better. Ha, Sean, Are we sure,
Craig is it related to Kenny? Ha? Ha Corey, Dan, that
was a very good game. Tell tell your cousin, Kenny, Hello,
step it up. Todd and Adam noticed that it took a swift kick in
the nuts to get Todd going this morning. Yeah, all of those are
our true statements and h someone and Kenny just laps this up too. Kenny
laps all of this up. It's like, yeah, he's like, I
don't even have to play him getting talked about. Oh he loves me in
the heel. Someone on Twitter, Sunflower Fortunata, said the answer to question
ten uh was clearly chicken butt. Oh yeah, because all it said on
the paper. What did it say? Hell? What what chicken bed?
That's it? And said number ten on the sheet capitol w h A t
question Mark with nothing else with no answer. No, Yeah, like I
don't know what she was going for. There bring the champion, Frank out
of bed Head to Head Challenge. Here's your current champion. Good morning everybody,
this is why is the carpet? What time? I am your four
day fresh out of bed head to head champion whatever, Join me on Thursday
as I make it win number five and get back in the Hall of Fame
for the sixth time. Bitches that whatever from what was the name Craig.
It was so funny that whatever it hit, it was so funny it crippled
me. Well, I know, and then I see, I think it's
funny when people do that to you. So I'm like trying to talk to
him and he just silent. He just silent, treatments me, then silence.
Yeah, yeah, it was awesome, Yeah, it was kind of
It was kind of awesome. Actually, it's the fuck that's the day.
Let's go. We make you look smart, everybody. It's the fuck that's
the day. All right, here's some fun facts for you today. Chicago
has been the second or third most populated city in America going back to eighteen
ninety. Now, for those of you that think that it has already changed.
It has not, but it's on pace to change within the next ten
years, and I'm excited about it. I don't know why I love this,
but yeah, if the current trends continue, Houston will slide into third
behind New York City and LA. Every now and then I run into somebody
that says that we're bigger and we're not. We're not, but we'll be
there. And we still don't have any chill team. I know, I
know we need that. I wish Tilman and for Tita listen to this show.
Tillman, make it happen. Pro Athletes can write off any fines they
get from their leagues as tax deductions for show the traffic ticket. Can you
write that off too? Yeah? Man, But because it happened on the
job, I guess it's a lot of times. I think they donate the
fines too, so that might be a charitable donation to Okay, there you
go. Uh. The us d A they regulate the fruit breakdown in fruit
cocktail. Now, three kids in my house growing up, and fruit cocktail
was the thing. Do you think we were all fighting for that one damn
cherry in that can one cherry? The breakdown must be thirty to fifty percent
sliced peaches, twenty five to diced pairs, six to sixteen percent dice pineapples,
six percent to twenty percent whole grapes, and two percent cherry hobs.
Oh that's neat coveted cherry, which usually came down to just one. Yeah,
I mean, I'm talking about fistfights in my house. It's the fuck
that to the day. We make you look smart in front of your body?
Is this the fuck that to the day? And then the other thing
that happened with three kids? Hal, what's that sitting on the hump in
the back seat of a car that doesn't exist anymore? Don't you remember there
was the two seats and then over the transmission. I think it was a
hump. So are you walk funny? Yeah? It is? What are
you giving away? I haven't here to see three eleven e wall nation in
neon trees. All right, it's all right, here we go. Oh
name uh name the two bands that let's see that came from a high school
band. Two lead singers were in a high school band together and when that
band broke up, they each went on to form their own bands. What
if it. Just give me one, Give me one of the two bands.
It's early. Give me one of the two bands that came from one
band in high school. Seven one three two one two five nine four five.
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ninety four or five The Buzz Morning Rod Ryan Show, What in the fresh
canned food aisle? Is this? What do you mean? From Amy with
an eye? Growing up, I too felt this thing of not getting any
cherries when a can was opened as an adult and now by very cherry del
Monte mixed fruit in the can. Only cherries, very cherry, very cheery.
So that stra cherry. So I'm not sticking a number two pencil in
my brother's leg. Okay, which happened? I don't think it happened over
the cherries. But pencils were in legs in my house more than once.
I'm saying at least two times there was a pencil in somebody's thigh. Okay,
if this very cherry had been around, I think I'd only have one
pencil in the leg story. Good morning, rod Ryan Show, Good morning.
Hi. Who's this? Frank Frankie Bobby Baby? How are you?
He's doing this morning? Great? I'm in a great mood right now.
That's good. That's good. It's great to have you on. So these
two i mean alternative rock bohemoths were in a band together. It didn't work
out, so they went their own ways and they started their own bands.
You want to give you a band or two hair Blue Travelers and Spin Doctors.
Yeah, dude, yeah yeah. Can you imagine, I mean,
the pretty good songwriters if they would have stuck together, I mean maybe it
wouldn't have worked, but you know we got two great bands out of that.
Yeah. John Popper and his high school buddy Chris barn they started a
band called Trucking Company, and then it didn't work out, so Popper left.
His next band was Blues Traveler. When Baron left, he started up
Spin Doctors. Dude, you win. What are you giving him? Oh?
You get the three eleven A Wall Nation, Neon Trees. Tickets are
gonna be a the Unity Tour seven one three. Congratu A light at night
night. Appreciate it. I appreciate you, dude. Thanks for being on
today. Frank, if you could only have one spin Doctors or Blues Traveler,
who are you going with? Oh? I think Blues Traveler. Yeah,
ooh, really like Blue Traveler. It's like it's a mood for me.
I gotta go spin doctors on that, Alex the tiebreaker, You're gonna
go Blue Traveling Blue. Yes, I knew you were going to do that
to me, all right, I'd have to go spin doctors on that.
All right, let's get right into what we need to do here. Ten
percent chance of rain, cloudy, high of ninety three. A pole question
just went up, and I believe it was Chad Carroll wondering what we're all
doing with our bread? Okay, are you keeping your bread these days?
We'll get into that, but right now, Tessa has Houston's headlines. Well,
so the big story today is our city, right because Houston's still dealing
with that aftermath of the storm, and I kind of got into it a
little bit during the rec check. But there is cleanup going on downtown and
that is going to continue on the repairs from the storm damage on Dallas Street,
Lamar Smith, and then of course across the streets you've got Clay Polk,
San Jacino Smith. If you read all the text out signs on our
freeways right now, it's like avoid downtown areas right now. So I just
want to remind you guys of that, and I'll continue to do so.
We're still dealing with the storm aftermath. More than sixty five thousand Centerpoint customers
remain without power. Now, that is a large number on any day,
but that also that number signifies ninety percent of power has been restored since last
night. So yesterday we were dealing with overdouble that. You know, one
hundred and forty five thousand people without power. They're saying these severe areas affected,
where places got hit bad those outages. Some people could be without power
until the weekend, and that is traumatizing when you think about the hot right
right. So, as I mentioned yesterday, there are cooling centers available.
There are still some schools that are closed at Houston ISD Si Fair, Galena
Park, Spring Branch Ic. You just check with your local school district,
okay, because it's all on you know, who has ac who has power.
That's how they're deciding this stuff. So yeah, that's going to be
our our lead story. The number one search on Google is Singapore Airlines.
Why because the CEO of Singapore Airlines it released an apology video for this traumatic
experience. Apparently passengers somersaulted in the cabin during this During this deadly drop,
a seventy three year old man was even killed and others were thrown around the
cabin when turbulence caused the Singapore Airlines jet to plunge six thousand feet. This
happened yesterday. So he pops on the interwebs and he's like, I just
want to say my deepest condolence. Is basically just apologizing that he's deeply saddened
by the incident and very sorry this was into Singapore. He is the CEO
of Singapore Airlines. Yeah, so this was a Boeing jet and he says
he's being fully cooperative with the relevant authorities on this investigation. So again,
biggest story. Lots going on here locally, But this is the number one
starch on Google right now, so I definitely wanted to mention it ron.
I think this next story is so perfectly let me tell you. Why tell
me what it is because it involves two things. Okay, involves like hair
and wig talk, which I think you really hit the mark on that on
this show. Are you giving me the green light on the wig? I
always have, always have always will. I feel like you mean because I
know how much you like big hair, and then I also know that you
like Guinness World Records. Oh geez, this is a perfect story for me.
So yeah, okay, so check it out. A Nigerian woman created
the widest wig at almost twelve feet long. She spent one month. She
calls this her masterpiece. She says she use eighty bundles of hair and she
successfully created a wig that is eleven feet eleven inches wide, one inch wider
than a mini Cooper is long. She's a professional wig maker. She says
she looks forward to breaking many more wig records. Well, many were records
in the wig category at Guinness. And because a wig that's almost twelve feet
isn't an she added a thousand rhinestones and the wig is proudly on display in
her office. Could it be worn? I mean that seems like that would
be the volume and the weight of that. I have it on the Looking
at Girls' blog page. Okay, I think she's wearing it. Yeah,
she's wearing it. But I don't know. This is something. This is
like more like, hey, her history. We did it. If I
put on a wig, we probably set the Guinness Book of World Records for
the amount of people laughing at me in the office. And I think I
know this to be true. Something I think about, which is why you
really want to want a Guinness record, which is why I'm showing up to
work every day. Cueball corner pocket. Let's do a little quick movie news
because Ryan Reynolds shared a Deadpool and Wolverine trailer with a hidden QR code.
If you find the code, it leads to a video of him reading a
disclaimer calling the movie as paper thin as a sequel to Battlefield Earth. Okay,
so he posted that trailer and people are loving a hidden QR code.
There's a couple of jokes in there. So we have it. We have
that for you on the on the blog page, and you don't have to
do the QR code and everything. We have that for you on there,
so the hardware. Yeah, there's just a bunch of movie news today.
Then John bon Jovi's Jake bon Gioviy is making his acting debut as a lead
singer of an eighties hair metal band in a movie called rock Bottom. It
looks funny. So it's set in present day and it's this fictional band called
Cougar Snake, great fictional band name, and they're looking for a new lead
singer because there's his hospitalized. They discover Jake's character. He's he's get this,
a pizza boy who loves to sing. Alex Alex, He's the one.
He loves to sing rock Well, he used to be you used to
be and you used to love singing. Rock Bottom is available to rent or
buy on Prime Video. I might watch this, No, no, no,
I am definitely watching this. And the thing about John bon Jovi's son
bon Jovi because he's he's using the real family name. He looks just like
his own man and he can sing. He I think he's really I think
it's him singing in this movie. Is he the one married to Millie Millie
Bobby Brown, He's they're married or engaged. I'm not sure either one of
those two. Okay, let's get to the news story. MEWS front man
Matt Mellomie Matt Bellamy and his wife Elle Evans have welcomed their second child together,
a son named George Julian Wade Bellamy. Yeah. It would have been
Evans's late mother's birthday, sixtieth birthday, so it's a couple paying tribute to
her. A new amused baby. Guys amused baby on our planet, those
are usons online. Does he have babies with Kate Hudson? I think he
does. I think they have a child, if one, if not two
kids together. I'll double check that for you. Okay, there you go.
Alex A. Crews's Gotta Win. Last night debet the Mariners and extras
six to five. Jammie Panna hit a walk off single in the bottom of
the tenth They give them the win. They're in a wrap up this series
with the Angels this afternoon. Hunter Brown is going to be on the mound
for the Show's going to Biggest LA's Tyler Anderson first pitches at one to ten.
You can listen to it on our sister station, Sports Talk seven ninety
in the NBA Playoffs. The Celtics got by the Pages in OT one thirty
three to one twenty eight in Game one of the Eastern Conference Finals. Tonight,
the Game one of the Western Conference Finals between the Timberwolves and the Mavericks
tip off for that seven thirty. You can watch it on T and T.
And we got Game one of the Eastern Conference Finals and the Stanley Cup
playoffs as well. The Panthers are gonna take on the Rangers in that one.
That's gonna start at seven o'clock and you can watch it on ESPN.
That is what's going on in sports. The Rod Ryan Morning Show six to
ten AM, The Buzz ninety four or five Buzz, Good Morning, rod
Ryan Show, Thank you so much for having us on. That is Finger
eleven. They'll be in town. They're on that Creed, that sold out
Creed show with three doors down. We get them, and that's awesome.
I haven't seen those guys. I haven't seen Finger eleven play in a long
long time, and they're really really good. Man. The two guitar players
flanking the stage are so unbelievably entertaining. They both have their own weird kind
of their funky movements and everything, and they're just I mean, the book
Ends on stage. They're a fun band to watch and you'll recognize some songs
by them for sure when you go. So make sure you get in early
to that show. Ten percent chance of rain cloudy Hive about ninety three today.
Welcome a board on this wild card Wednesday. If you're just joining us,
waky waky, hands off, snakey, you're carrying over from homeroom,
thank you very much. If you're carrying over from homeroom, you know we're
playing the Freeway Battle game coming up. People asking which freeways, people giving
me suggestions as to what freeways to use. I have them predetermined. I
mean, I guess if you had a just an unbelievable argument why I should
use a particular freeway this morning. But I did kind of predetermine them yesterday
after the game was suggested for us to play. That's gonna be for your
pod tickets. So that's coming up. I didn't really have anything planned for
a poll question today, and then Check Carroll came to me and said,
hey, Rod, growing up, my family never did this. However,
my wife's family is the opposite. My family kept our loaf of bread in
a bread box. You guys even know what a bread box is. We
had one growing up. My mom had one. When I was very young.
We had a bread box. It's like a mailbox sitting on your counter.
It's like a wood of ours was wooden and it like rolled up and
up like a like a blind. Yeah, you would push it down,
but they had old rollaway desks with that top like that, and it's like
that that wood just kind of disappears into it. Okay, So my family,
this is Chad. My family kept our loaf of bread in a bread
box on the counter. However, my wife's family they keep their bread in
the refrigerator. Just curious. Who else has this battle in their house of
where they keep their bread. That's the great, Chad Carrol. I'll put
it up there right away. I mean, it's like most people are.
I mean, listen, if you're not eating bread, then you're awesome.
Okay, you're the best? Are you awesome? Love? I love bread.
I know we have that drop somewhere. I love well, Yeah,
she loves her oz epic. What are you What were you going to say?
Oh? I was just gonna say I don't as someone who doesn't like
things on the counter. Yeah. Yeah, so I don't have a bread
box. I kind of just throw it in the pantry. Okay, so
that's my options. I'm just curious if anybody still I feel like a bread
box is an old school thing. I don't remember the last time I was
in a house and I saw a bread box. It was next to the
butter. Uh yeah, right and the cotton gin. So do you where
do you keep the bread in your house? Bread box? Counter, pantry?
And I realized the bread box is probably on the counter, but I
was I'm being specific on that one because I'm just curious about that old old
schoolness of the bread box or the refrigerator. All right, eighty percent of
our audience, counter or pantry, what Tessa does? Ten percent bread box,
ten percent refrigerator. I've heard that that refrigerator or freezer keeps it fresh
longer, because bread does you know, it'll call moldy, especially with our
humidity here. There's preservatives in it. But I keep it in the fridge.
Okay, I keep it in the fridge because I don't eat a lot
of it, but I want to keep it for as long as possible.
And I'm hoping. And this is me just thinking that the refrigerator is going
to prolong the life of the bread that I have. I'm not going to
eat it enough of it quickly or quick enough. It's just me, you
know. Except for London on the weekends there's always a grilled cheese going on
or something. Uh, you got bread in the house, Yeah, I'll
we have a shelf for it out, so not in the refrigerator, notator.
Okay, eighty percent of the audiences with you on that. What about
butter? Do you keep butter out? No, that's wild. They just
leave. But it's wild that I leave butter out. There's nothing cooler,
just raw dog and butter all the time. Yeah, and it's so soft
and spreadable. It's wonderful. Like right now at your house there's just butter
out there is that's crazy? There's butter out on the counter. How does
water melt butter? It stays perfectly spreadable. What do you do when you
put a piece of toast in? You go to your refrigerator and grab a
stick of butter and start chiseling away at it. Yeah. I don't eat
toasts, so but what do you ever eat? I just cut it like
a slice of it. I don't usually eat and then you just rip your
bread. Butter is mostly used, yeah, exact us. Ketchup in the
fridge, yeah, or the pantry after open it. Okay, soy sauce,
Ye, soy sauce. Somebody who was saying soy sauce in the fridge
is a crazy moved. I don't think that's crazy. They were giving you
crap for that. Yeah, I think so. I keep I just always
put stuff in the fridge. Why is it back, I can't have enough
condiments in my refrigerator. Everything goes in there. I think you keep soy
sauce like they keep it on the tables at the restaurants, Like, why
wouldn't you keep it? Do the same thing with ketchup. Ketchup stays out
all night at restaurants, but but they use it more than we do.
So that's why I feel like the ketchup should go in there. So it's
rotating out. All right, Well, let's keep it tight on the bread
discussion that's on the X at Rod Ryan's show. You have something for me
to play here? Yeah? Okay, oh yeah, focus on of some
fun. Just try to tell you all right, I will reveal the freeways
that are going to be available to play. You can only two of them.
Two freeways will battle it out in the Freeway Battle game. After the
break for those pod tickets, so all will be revealed. Please hang in
now Houston's Rock, Houston's Alternatives, and the Rod Ryan Morning Shows hownety four
or five The Buzz Welcome back Rod Ryan's Show wild Card Wednesday. I'm about
to unleash the freeways. They're gonna be playing the Freeway Battle game. Had
a little game to play coming up ten percent chance of rain cloudy high of
ninety three. I'm thinking the question not what's being left out on the counter.
I'm thinking the question should have been butter and not bread. Dude,
so many people are so passionate about both of these things, Rod, I
love butter and bread talk. I mean that has people thriving the internet right
now. So our poll question this morning is where do you keep the bread
in your house? Seventy one percent of our listeners keep it in the counter,
are on the pantry or in the pantry, twelve percent in an actual
bread box. I got a great example of that somebody sent in and then
sixteen percent me in the refrigerator. But it's all butter. Talk Rod cheese
greater that cold butter. I'm not messing up a cheese greater every morning for
my one hundred calorie Thomas's English muffin. I'm not doing it. Rebecca is
the one that's sent like yours, you gotta go. I put you on
it. Rebecca sent an old school wooden Oh I saw it, Country Time,
retweet it. I'll tweet it out nineteen seventy two oak. Rebecca,
this is like no shade. But like, the reason I don't have one
is because it literally is not aesthetically pleasing to me, Like, I don't
like it. It looks can we get tesla in on the design? Like
I want mine to kind of look like a little cyber truck, like something
modern? Like why haven't we oh, why has no one updated the bread
box? I don't know. I just know that that's what has to be
wooden. It has to be wooden and look like it's from the eighties.
But when was the last time you looked at one? There might be updated
versions, you just don't know because you haven't been looking. But I'm gonna
create one. But this thing looks like a waterbed, like the same wood
you know that was like that's like a family heirloom butter, I mean red
box that's been passed down for generation to generations. It's absolutely glorious, Rebecca
like like yeah, like if you're out in the woods, like if you're
out in the country. But this is a really goal with my esthetic.
And then you have like wooden ducks like the Rebecca you have like wooden Do
you have allard? Maybe a mallard? Yeah, maybe you got some some
more duck, more geese more like yeah, like a goose, goose kind
of duck with like ah, with like a quilted like a checkerboard patterned scarf,
yeah, blue and white. Maybe a bonnet. Perhaps there's bonnets.
There's bonnets around this red box. All right, what's trending quickly? Last
night, Reba McIntyre invited your girlfriend, Laney Wilson to become the newest member
of the Grand Ole Opry. It was a huge moment for Laney. She
says she's dreamed about, you know, being inducted, being a member of
the Opry since she was a little girl. And yeah, that's a that's
a big story that everyone's talking about this morning. Another thing is we were
talking about Sean scumbag Diddy Combs that released that video of him assaulting his ex
girlfriend's surface and he finally, you know, apologized. Well, fitness company
Peloton says they're removing all of his content from their platforms. They were like,
this is we're pausing the use of Combs's music. They removed the Bad
Boy Entertainment Artists series as well. I wonder if they take this issue seriously.
Is our sister station of the hip hop stations? Are they taking him
off the air? I don't know. I don't know, because I think
it's wild. Michael Jackson was never taken off the air. Yeah, but
I mean, if you play that game with music, you can look at
so many things. Sure, true, but does get taken off the air
if you think about It's also Katie Perry is entering her new era logo.
She posted her logo on all her socials on the one hundred and forty third
day of the year at one forty three am California time, of course,
and people were saying, you know, twelve years ago that her teenage dream
era is over, and so now she's in this new era. It's a.
It's a new logo and people on the X are very excited about it.
So that's what's trending. On ninety four five bus took focus on your
day of some fun. Well, good try please just try to time.
Okay. The Freeway Battle game. This how it works. I'm going to
call out two of you that are in your vehicle this morning. Each one
will represent a different freeway here in town. It's a Battle of the North.
I'm North taking on two ninety also called the Northwest Freeway. That's so
confusing to be twenty years east text Where the hell is I don't know at
the East Texas? Uh so I forty five North. If you're on there,
you can play today. If you're on two ninety, I don't care
what direction you're heading in, you can play the Northwest Freeway. Takes on
the North Freeway. Now. You call Chile now and he'll explain this to
you. I'm going to give you a subject, a topic, and you
are going to alternate rattling off answers, back and forth, back and forth.
You cannot pause for longer than three seconds. No repeats, And I
mean we're pretty generous on this game, but no blatantly wrong answers. Okay,
snakes, I'm looking at you over there in the corner. It's no.
He thinks there acceptable. He thinks you can say snakes for any topic.
Answers sometimes hmmm, snakes. Freeway Battle I forty five North take it
on, two ninety called Chile now seven one three two one two five nine
four five. Good luck. Twenty years of a m in the morning with
the run Ryan Show, only ninety four or five of us. Welcome Wednesday.
You guys want to play games today? You want to play some funny
games today. Well, you came to the right place. Leaving the show
yesterday before we went on a twenty hour break, I said, email me,
let me know what games you want to play. Give me some suggestions,
and lots of things come in. Chris Isaac game comes in every time
I ask whether Alex believes me or not. People love that game. But
several people brought up that we hadn't played the Freeway Battle game in a while.
So I'm prepared. I'm prepared, and I'm ready to get after it.
Ten percent chance of rain, cloudy, high of ninety three. We
have an intro for this. It's time for the free Way. Second,
he's a strange man, Jingle Blake. He's a strange guy, but I
love him. Yes, I said that. It's a battle of the North
to Hello, Josh, good morning, brother Rod. How you doing,
sir? I'm doing okay, dude. How's two ninety looking this morning?
Also known as the Northwest Freeway? No, kidd, it's okay, Okay.
I love every one of you in those cars. Okay. I wouldn't
be here if you weren't there. They wouldn't let us do it. They
wouldn't let us do this nonsense if you guys weren't on the roads this morning.
So that's two ninety. It's gonna be our man, Josh Madison,
Madison morning, good morning. Are you I'm doing great? Madison to ninety
Northwest? Oh no, you're on the I forty five North Freeway, Yes,
sir, so in the forty five and Luena area, Chile. Tells
me how's uh? How's forty five North looking? Not bad? Not bad?
Okay? Good? Good? Get some live traffic update from other people
that are out there on the roads. Madison and Josh, real, easy
game here, it's freeway battle you. I'm going to give you today's subject,
and you are going to give me answers. Tessa is gonna kind of
really really listen carefully because no repeats is the big one. If it starts
going long, that's usually what burns somebody. Is the repeat no blatantly wrong
answers. Snakes over there. You cannot pause for longer than three seconds.
I'm just gonna tell you right now, do not say snakes, okay,
because you're saying saying snakes in today's game is telling me that you don't want
to win. Okay, but you're you're gonna go back and forth on this.
All right, all right, Tessa are you ready? I'm ready.
How are you feeling, Josh, I'm feeling amazing. Ron Kennedy, Madison,
I'm going to start with you. You're going to give me an answer,
and then Josh, you have three seconds to answer after her. Okay,
yes, sir, all right, here we go. Today's topic is
things you would grill this Memorial weekend. Madison, you're on the clock.
Sausages, Josh, ribs, Madison, hamburgers. I can't wait, Josh
hot dogs, Yeah, of course, Madison, crilled vegetables, sure,
Josh, shrimp. Oh that sounds delicious. Madison Poppo poppers, Josh Portobello
mushrooms. We could be here all day. Madison steaks. Yes, it's
about time. Josh chicken too. Yeah, Madison two pork, sure on
the wire. You got to talk in there with the stuff the pork.
Josh three. Wam oh, we got it, he got it. Madison
three two potatoes, go ahead, Josh quail, Quail three, Madison,
you're on the clock. Dip a girl, dip. You know what Alex
does. Alex does, Alex does, put it on the girl. Josh
pineapple. Yeah, Madison two one you snake, literally answer it could have
been done. I'm gonna chop yours off and put it on my grill this
weekend. You can grill it. You know what, This makes me so
hungry. I would have accepted snake grilled snake. I would have Madison,
Ah, that's so crazy. You hung in there. Now. Wait a
minute, let's go back up on the dip, Alex on the grill.
That dip that you turned me onto from h G B and dips, they
can be made on the grill. I don't personally do it, but I
know that you can. Yeah, yeah, you can put that. So
yeah, so that was a good one. First get case. I mean,
somebody's gonna be mad about it, but it was except I mean Quail
Quail, Yes, Quail Quail, Jalepeno poppers, Madison yum alright, Madison
Snake on the list one Snake and all Madison. We got to say it
by Josh is the winner today, jo Josh of the free Window and to
ninety is the winner of the North two ninety dominates I forty five North.
What have we given? Josh? Okay, gosh, you earned the pod
tickets. It's I got that tour twenty twenty four at the House of Blues.
Congratulations. Appreciate y'all. Dude, I appreciate you every morning who I
love it And you guys, Matt, if you're thrilling any of those things
this weekend, I'm with Tesla. Man. You guys made me hungry,
took focus on your of some fun. Well try please, just try to
tell you you're listening to the Rod Ryan Show on ninety four five the bus
okay, ninety four the buzz Puddle of mud. She hates me. I
don't know why, because I keep the butter out. That's what I was
told the butter because a bunch of people keeping the butter out on the counter.
Though I'm learning that, but I cannot believe the amount of bread that's
being left out on the counter. That's our poll question this morning from Chad.
Where do you keep the bread in your house? And people have that
old school bread box, which is cool. I think that's funny. Sixty
percent of our audience in the keeping the bread on the counter or in the
pantry, eleven percent in the bread box, and eighteen percent in the refrigerator
said that it changes the uh, molecules or something of the bread. It's
not as good to keep the bread in the refrigerator whatever ner. They're just
trying to help absorbs like whatever is in the fridge. I know. You
know what's weird that can be left out for quite a while. Eggs when
you were in a lot of countries that aren't even like it's not a refrigerated
thing. Yeah, I mean you take them right out of their ast when
you have them out at your little chicken coop. Yeah, they're just there.
Yeah, so right now those are different extra foxes. I used to
do that. I used to be go to the go to the chicken coop
and get your egg for breakfast, little girl, Sam, And is it
just the orangest yolk you've ever seen? Like it? I don't remember.
I remember. I just remember my sitter Gracie telling me, go get your
go, pick out your egg, you know. And it was like a
thing. It was like part of my daily task in the hot corpus sun.
Yeah. Well she had she had a nice covered little garden there and
I would out to the coop and I just was that coop a seed?
No? Hell no, okay, it was definitely hot, but it was
just like it was chaos. I remember, because it was chaos. I
mean, they're chickens and you gotta get thick. It's like, and you're
a little kid. It's like, I'll get it. That's kind of scary.
All right, Well we're talking. We're talking about just bread, but
mat everybody really wants to tell me about everything that's either going in the fridge
or not. Just keeping for ice cream? Do you guys keep it on
the tower like me, I bake myne keep it in that little warming tray
underneath my oven. It stays beautifully down there. Rock and Alternative Very The
Rod Ryan Morning Show six to ten Am. The Buzz ninety four Find the
Buzz, Welcome back rod Ryan Show Wild Card Wednesday. You know what,
I haven't had a look. I haven't had a look yet because you know
what I just ordered? What did you order? A butter bell? Butter
bell? Don't worry about it. I'm really you're worried, happy for I
ordered a butter bell. It's like a little crock pot to keep butter in.
It keeps it fresh because I like to be keep my butter on the
counter. Yeah, I'm just sitting around making purchases. Yeah, just making
purchases. One does as one does when we learn, I don't shop while
I'm on the air. But I just got turned out of this butterbell.
Who the hell did this? Oh it's Vanessa, Vanessa Cox. Thank you.
She's like, you're welcome. Look up what a butterbell does, and
like that in the world we live in. Amazon will have it to me
tomorrow. All right. We got ten percent chance of rain, cloudy skies.
Hines up about ninety three. That bread question should have been the butter
question. Today, more people want to talk about where you keep your butter
and your bread. Butter, bread and butter every day, every day,
living the dream over there. So I'm in the shape of a pear.
I had a croissant yesterday, those ones that you bake in the oven,
did you, Yeah, with some sausage like a Pillsbury deal. Yeah,
Like you cracked open the teeah like it popped open, and I put some
venison sausage in there, and then I put some cheatd of cheese on top,
and then I dipped it in some mustard. Where'd you get this venison
sausage? Trump Central Market, right by the apartment. Very good, Very
good? All right, next hour, I've got maybe the biggest giveaway on
the air today, a local giveawy two hundred fifty dollars gas car. That's
huge. We're gonna get to that at around eight twenty. But right now,
Tessa has Houston's headlines. I sure do. And our city is still
still dealing with the aftermath of that storm, that severe storm that we had
on Thursday. Now more than sixty five thousand Houstonians remain without power. I
know that sounds bad, but it is such an improvement from yesterday. At
this time yesterday, it was about one hundred and forty five thousand people without
power. Ninety percent of power has been restored since last night. The outages
could however, last until the weekend for some areas that were severely hit.
It is hot in our city right now. There are cooling centers available.
Some schools don't have AC Okay, so those schools have made the decision obviously
they need to still stay closed. Some schools in Houstonized, d Si Fair,
Galena Park, and Spring vanchisedde those will remain closed today. You got
to check in with your local school district to make sure that your kids have
a place to sit in the air condition right Also, the big story is
testimony and former President Trump's criminal hush money trial is over for the week.
Okay, so that's a big thing. You had President Biting criticizing him for
since deleted video on his truth social network and then I mean, this is
a national story, but it's also local. Former President Trump will have a
fundraising lunch and he said to speak at the post O Hotel that's around the
corner from us. So he will do that for lunch and then later attend
an event in Dallas. Just well, we're going to be up. Yeah,
it'll be a little crazy, is there any mention of per plate what
it costs. I don't have that information, but you know what I will.
I will dig around anything at the post Oak is not cheap. I
mean it's to go to that. I think to get a plate at that
month, it's ten grand. I bet probably people got that kind of do
just can dig that up. I'd really be curious to see. Okay,
how close I am. I'm guessing ten thousand dollars. If anyone wants to
buy us a table, I will go, just as a reporter, not
taking sides, don't you? But then what I I guess? Next level?
What I want to know is there the backstage package? You know how
you meet bands and you pay, like to get a picture with Trump.
He charges for that too. And it's not just Trump, it's it's everybody
that's running the fundraising thing. So it's not just him. But I bet
you there's a couple of grand package with the plate and you get to smell
them here five extra, ye, somebody find me the rate card for this
lunch. Okay, I want to know one knows, someone knows, and
I'll do some research to somebody that's listening is going, so, yeah,
what are you paying, yeah, and what and how did you become a
millionaire? And and are you hiring? Okay, if you're going on a
trip this summer, a poll found sixty percent of us, we'll stay in
a hotel. Everyone else traveling said they'll either stay at an airbnb or they'll
visit what they'll shock up with family there. Someone asks people to name things
you do in a hotel room that you never do at home, And I've
got some highlights for you. Just walk around with my bird out in the
whole time. Some people say they wear a robe and slippers, like they
would never do that at home. But you know, if the hotel gives
you one, it's like, yeah, let me walk around in a robe
just like that, without the robe though. Watching cable TV because so many
of us just stream at home now, you blast at ac as low as
it goes. You would never do that at your house. You eat a
full dinner and bed. You fill an entire bucket of ice when you only
need four ice cubes. You read the Bible. A lot of hotels still
have them. In the nights in you'll use a towel as a bath mat.
You'll take a real a long shower. You'll look at the smoke detector
and wonder is there a hidden camera in here? What? And you'll wash
down sixteen dollars cashes with a twelve dollars beer. Captain Cash has just laid
in like I mean, this was like Vegas years ago. He has just
been in the bathtub with the water blasting on him. And he was in
there from a twenty minutes. Like, that's a vacation, not a bath.
It's a hybrid shower bath. I always do that when i'm And then
if you throw up in the shower, like it's easy to clean up.
Yeah, kind of my god. Yeah, so he took some weird sha
bass for twenty five minutes. That's like other level thinking a Cash bath,
Okay, cash bath. I will use a towel once, and I'm sorry
about the Orcas, but I want to use a towel one time. I
want to throw it on the ground. I leave the water running the entire
time going through that, I walk in, turn the sink on, leave
it going all night, all day. The Orcas will get their revenge,
guys. I just want to let you know I don't go to the story
Orcas. I just I want a fresh towel every day. There is now
a criminal investigation into Matthew Perry's death last October. You know, he died
from high levels of ketamine, which is used to help with depression, anxiety
PTSD, drug and alcohol problems, chronic pain, and so much more.
Perry had been undergoing ketamine infusion therapy, but the amount of ketamine found in
his system Street named ka right Alex. The amount of k found in his
system was too much to have been just from the therapy. So now the
LAPD, the DA they are involved now and they're trying to determine where he
got it and if he was being aided by the post office. If Perry
got the drugs through the mail, they should be able to track who sent
it to him. So there's a full blown investigation going on with that.
We're gonna get new Shine Down music, that is according to Blabbermouth. We
have the link to this article. There's a new interview with Shinedown drummer Barry
Kirch. He was asked about the progress of it, how's a songwriting going,
how are the recording sessions. This is the band's follow up to twenty
twenty two's Planet zero. He said, actually last week they were in the
studio and they're further along than they thought be. So probably by the end
of the year, early next year is when we'll get that new shindown music
from the Horse's mouth. You heard it. Those are using headlights, Alex.
The Astros gotta win last night to get the Mariners an extra innings six
to five. Jamie Panna hit a walk off single in the bottom of the
tenth to give them the win to wrap up their series with the Angels.
This afternoon, Hunter Brown is gonna be on the map for the Stros going
up because Las Tyler Anderson first pitch is at one ten. You can listen
to it on our sister station, Sports Talk seven ninety. In the NBA
Playoffs, the Celtics got by the Pacers in overtime one thirty three to one
to twenty eight in Game one of the Eastern Conference Finals. Tonight, timber
Wolves host the MAVs for Game one of the Western Conference Finals. That's gonna
tip off at seven thirty. You can watch it on T and T.
In the Stanley Cup Playoffs night, the Rangers and Panthers are gonna play Game
one of the Eastern Conference Finals. That's gonna start at seven and you can
watch it on ESPN on the sports blog page today. I like those time
lapse videos of when they turn like a hockey rink into a basketball court.
Oh yeah, or like a convention center or whatever. The it's Lucas Oil
Stadium where the Colts play. They're getting ready for the Olympic swimming trials,
so they went from a football stadium to a bunch of swimming pools, like
just lanes of swimming pools. Wait wait, wait wait wait are they under
the Oh yeah, buddy, oh yeah, buddy, stop stop, underneath
the football field are a bunch of Olympic pools. Yeah what. They have
to install it and they have to build out the pools. It's pretty sick.
Go check it out. Really cool time laps video. What really cool?
Yes? Wow, so cool. Houston's rocking alternatives The Rod The Morning
Show from six to ten AM ninety four or five buzz ninety four or five
buzzy. Sorry, I was getting into that. Wheezer Rob Ryan's show.
Halfoot point of the show, pay pop eight oh seven ten percent chance of
rain cloudy, I have ninety three hot Okay say that because there's people dealing
without power, and that we got to get that power on. We got
to get that power on. I know people are working, they're still working
around the clock. You start getting into the nineties, it's getting toasty.
I only had one about a day and a half of that, and uh,
it's just uncomfortable sleeping, you know, So cooling centers you you would
make and there's some cooling centers around town. And you know, in my
case, my neighbor across the street had power, you know, So I
mean I didn't sleep over there, but we hung out over there for a
little bit and kids were all in the ac playing together. So yeah,
a lot of neighbors still helping out and reaching out and all of that.
Alex, what do you got here? I mean, we don't normally do
this. I thought there was controversy. Well, I don't know. For
some reason, I think this upset you more than anybody. Uh. Craig,
the Craig Machine was on with us today, a fresh fish guy,
and you may Craig never played the game before, and the fresh out of
bed head to Head was played. And why is the carpet wet Todd is
like a five time Hall of fame or something like that. He's really really
good and this fresh fish chimed in what we thought was second on the question.
Alex says that we were right and he was giving me a little tuned
this morning service. Yep. And he gave me the dreaded whatever, which
is which makes me want to jump out of a moving car. Okay,
I mean it really does. Like if that will get me even on the
freeway, I'm on the receiving end of it. Whatever, I need to
be out of the room. Uh. He did that to me today and
then you even called it after that silent treatment. Yeah, well, because
it was like I was arguing with a girlfriend whatever you and that to me
was very funny. I didn't know that. I was like, okay,
let me like, let me get this guy on my side. He obviously
is annoyed with Rod and I'm like, oh man, Greg played so good.
He just like completely ignores me silent. I get the silent treatment,
You get the whatever, and then Alex hit him with the you can apologize
to us when the podcast so you can go listen to, well, this
is there's a couple of things happening here. This is your announcement that The
podcast is now up if you wanted to go and listen to it. Yes,
freshout of Bad Head to heads this little silly game we play every morning
at six twenty. I know most of you are familiar with it, but
some people only listen to us at this time every morning. That Fresh out
of Bad is something that you could go and listen to the podcast every day,
so it's a good commercial for that. The way the game works is
I ask a question and you have to shut out your name when you think
you know the answer. The person that gets their name in their first then
gets a chance to answer the question. Craig clearly thought that his name was
said before Todd, and that's why I got the whatever because I whatever we're
about to hear, I called on Todd because I heard Todd, and I
think we all heard Todd first. And this is like in any sport,
like in football, like if you think you caught a ball and you get
up and you're telling the coach challenge this challenge this, you better be sure
you caught it. Okay, you're to say whatever, better be sure you?
Oh yeah, you're gonna bust whatever out on me. I think we
all know not to say that to me. Now, all right, let's
take a listen to this together. What part of a lizard will grow back
if harn Todd Todd, Oh, chail, I don't want to. I
want to hear it again. It's it's it's Todd Craig. Very this is
about the temple of it. Todd Craig. Yes, Todd Craig to Craig
is talking about that's not even close like first name Todd, last name Craig.
Right, okay, let's okay, one more time. That's okay.
Let's take a listen here, Craig. I'm listening for your name to be
said. First. What part of a lizard will grow back if harn Todd
Todd, oh, jail, by the way, before the whatever. That's
Craig going, Oh, what guys, how has this show been unchat?
How have you been doing this twenty years? Todd Craig, Todd Craig.
That Todd Craig not even closed. It wasn't a to Craig. It was
a Todd. It was not don't make me do the bit, but Todd
said his name. I left the studio, I forgot I left something in
my car, and then I realized it wasn't in my truck, so I
had to go drive to the heights and I had to grab my calendar.
Came back okay, stopped at the potty. Okay. I took Vo out.
When I was home, VU went potty. Then I came back.
I went potty. I came back in asked if everything was okay. Did
I miss anything? You guys said, I miss nothing, and then Craig
said his name. That's about what happened. I had to pick up that
stuff for you off the printer. And then Craig said his name, and
then I ran in the cliff and Cliff was talking about some five k in
the hallway, so I had to hear of that. And then I came
back in and then Craig said his name. Yeah, oh you're doing that.
I took some butter out of the fridge and just it's sitting there and
they got soft, so I could I milt a cow. I love you,
Creg Craig. I really do think you played well. I made cheese.
You won't ignore me the next time I tell you that I made a
cheese wheel. I hate a man. I aged wine. I delivered a
calf from a pregnant cow. Okay, and then you said your name.
Okay, I bought a farm. I pickled my own pickles. I was
on hard dot com. I bought a farm, and then you said your
name and I and then I sold that. All right, so stupid.
We never agree on anything. What happened, and we agree to bully.
We are all right, all right, okay, all right, all right.
I cannot wait. And Craig never agreed to email me. He's gonna
this is now. This is not how you get new listeners to the show,
Craig, I want an email. You don't, Creig. You don't
have to apologize. I just need to know that you heard it. That's
it, that's it. I don't need to be told. I'm right.
I don't live my life like that. I don't need that. I promise.
I don't like that. I need you to email me, and all
you have to do. You're out on this, Craig, is I heard
it. That was it. That's sorry. It's not necessary. It's not
necessary for the for the for the bit that just happened. Quick break on
the flip rec check. We'll find out what's trending, and then we'll get
you a two hundred and fifty dollars gas, Card Rock and Alternative. Where
The rod Ryan Morning Show six to ten AM. The Buzz ninety four or
five of the Buzz, Welcome back rod Ryan's Show. Silly Silly Show Today,
Silly's good ten percent chance of rain cloudy Hi Have ninety three. We
were talking a little bit about the non controversy controversy surrounding today's fresh out of
bed head to head game. Why is Carper weent Todd won a clean game
today? Alex, Really, I didn't ask you to do this. Nobody
asked you to do this. This is like your side, this is extra
credit work. Well like when I tell him, Hey, I need a
clip from the game, He's like, no, you don't need it.
The guy lost like he will tell me no, And he came in and
he went and got a clip. Just to prove that. Craig came in
second on saying his name. Craig's the guy that gave me the silent treatment.
All of that. So, okay, there's the backstory. He whatever
do he gave me the silent treatment? Please get it right. Jason Haws
says, can we take Craig and go too deep? I know what he's
asking, and I know exactly what he's asking. Maybe this is a better
way. August says, hey, can you slow down the audio on the
playback like the deep throat game. I know we all heard Todd first,
but this would make it stupidly identifiable. Now I have limited resources here in
the in the on air studio, but you bet your ask I can do
that. Here's the clip that Alex brought in. Play me the clip that
you brought in, because I think that it's just I mean, if we
were in a court of law, the trial's over, what part of a
lizard will grow back? If harm Todd? Jail? Now? If it
was too fast for you and you couldn't hear Todd, then Craig, I
did this here for you. What part of a lizard will go back to?
Was that? Could you hear that a little better? Could you hear
a definite? Todd? Craig? There? What part of a lizard will
cool? Birk Hord Todd Craig? What's trending? All right? Our wild
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You're looking at girls bog page doing well today? I saw you got that
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you know Kelly Roland. I think she had like walked away. She
was scheduled to like host gm A or something like that, and she said
she wasn't gonna do it. I mean no, she had a diva moment.
She was on GMA and then she was giving Yeah, she was giving
crap to Hoda and the other one. But what she did, is it
like a diva moment or like, do we not give Kelly roll In the
respect that she deserves? She? I mean she does not. She has
a no Beyonce before an interview, some minion goes up to the host and
says, no Beyonce. Okay, I'm Kelly Rowland, I'm my own person.
Your girlfriend, Savannah Guthrie did not abide by that brought up Beyonce and
that's what threw her into a tizzy. Okay, so now you know,
Well see, I kind of kind is a big jay journalist. She's not
afraid to ask the hard question. But is that a hard hitting question is
it so hard to ask? Like, hey, like, I'm kind of
trying to do my own thing. You know, Beyonce is this mega star
and it was right when the country came out. Let's not yeah, let's
not talk about that. Let's talk about me. I don't know. I'm
on Kelly roland side. I think she's a queen. Anyway, that's that's
I'm looking at a girls Walk page. You go read the story and decide
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Fifty cent goes after Diddy on on his social media and apparently he sold a
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h yeah, he says, if more victims keep coming out, he's gonna
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the bus, all right, let's do this fuel, give me fog,
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I'm looking at our pole question. Hey, where do you keep the bread
in your house? Seventy four percent of our audience on the counter or in
the pantry. Ten percent still have an old school bread box. I'm glad
I took the time to have that as a separate answer. I think it's
funny that the old school bread boxes are still alive. I want pictures of
bread boxes now this morning. Uh fifteen zero point eight percent keeping their bread
in the refrigerator, which is what Daddy does here. And uh I don't
know. I just feel like it's gonna last longer. I don't think I
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of people, then I could keep it out. I could see that.
But it's just me, so all right, Wildcard Wednesday. I can't seem
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I really I can't hang out here much longer. I'm looking try, I'm
looking for Kim. Nope, maybe it's these phones. Good morning rod Ryan's
show. Can you hear me? What happened to the phones? No?
Wait a minute, what changed? Ah? Hang on? This is what
happens when you're trying to be funny. Guy. I was doing some stuff
over here, trying to go too deep and I had to hit a button
over here. Hey Kimberly, hy oh, thanks for hanging in there.
It's on me. It's one hundred percent. It's one hundred percent on me
that you couldn't hear me. Your caller, your caller number ten. You're
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So this will help immensely, you know what I do? Remember this call
Kimberly Man, I'm so glad. I'm upset with myself that we almost missed
this connection. Not right now, just a quick update. Even though people
didn't hear do you have a date that you that you're going to get to
bring your baby home. So, as of the past like twelve hours,
she's been doing really well. We're hopefully bringing her home this weekend. Oh
my gosh, she's been in there for two months. Let's go. I
can't even imagine, Kimberly Ken, that's awesome. I cannot even imagine not
being able to bring your baby home. I'm so happy for that. But
yeah, it's been amazing and this helps more than you can imagine. You
know, what's really important here is where do you keep the bread in your
house? Oh? Come on, what I mean? We have a really
ugly metal bread box has some hate but I bought it and I'm pretty sure
there's like random spoons and like peppermints in there too. Okay, sure,
that's awesome. Okay, Kimberly so great. Please please just just drop us
a quick line if your baby comes home this weekend, just keep us posting
on that, all right, I'll send you an email. Oh I'm so
happy for you. Thank you. Hang on for Ryan celebrating twenty years on
the bus, twenty years of the most beautiful man any of us have ever
met. Yeah, yeah, four ninety four five the bus, Good Morning,
rod Ryan, show my Boys food Fighters on a wild card Wednesday,
ten percent chance of rain, cloudy. I have ninety three today, twenty
percent chance of rain, some clouds tonight. I've seen this on T shirts.
I'm always a little uncomfortable with it. I've seen it spelled out on
T shirts. I'm really uncomfortable with that, missus. And I don't think
I've ever seen it here in Texas on a license plate because it's not allowed.
It took years. A woman in Delaware, she won her legal battle
with the Delaware DMB for her vanity license plate. Okay, okay, she's
a cancer survivor. She wants her license plate to read F cancer, the
letter F F cancer and number one. She obviously wants that plate, but
she says it stands for fight cancer. So she had to fight them on
this and she won her battle. So she won the cancer battle, and
she won the battle with the d MV. So she has the first,
I believe, the first F cancer uh license plate. Right, I've seen
people walking around with the words spelled out. Yeah, it's a little harsh.
I mean, it's just I can't I don't I think about it.
I can't wear that in front of my kid. Yeah, my aunt had
the one with the with the ribbon on it in the U in the place
of the U, I think, and but the other three letter spelled out
absolutely. And my aunt was hardcore. I mean she was a nurse.
She I mean, that's how she felt. So many people having to fight
that battle, that's exactly how they feel, and our and our loved ones
I think feel that way too, So it doesn't make me that uncomfortable.
But I don't have kids. I don't you know, But how do your
kids know that word or do you have to explain that that to them?
Is that why it's uncomfortable. You don't celebrate it though they know the word,
they've heard it, but you don't run around. And I like the
sentiment. I like the sentiment of F cancer. Yeah, I have the
full blown cuss word. It makes me actually comfortable. I mean, people
ask me all the time. I leave the show every single day. There's
somebody right now that doesn't know what that means. When I leave the show,
I say, AMF and they're like, Roy, are you sponsored by
some bowling lane or something that I don't know about. And and that's still
one of the biggest questions for twenty years that has come in. I have
left the show every single day saying, amf And I'll just say, I
tell little kids it means audios, my friends. Here you go. When
the kids ask me what that means, that's why I did it. That's
what and that's what I told the Monster Truck people in order for that to
be on our truck. Yeah, and then they found out what it meant
and they said no more truck. Rocky and al tarn very U Ryan Morning
Show. I'm six to ten AM ninety four or five the buzz, Good
morning, rod Ryan's Show. All right, I got eight fifty two at
nine ten ish, another chance at that alternative income Wednesday, Thursday, Friday,
Boom, it goes away. We turn you loose for the long weekend.
But yeah, alternative income almost chances to win a thousand dollars. That
goes away, guys. So man, I'd love to have one of you
guys that listens to us in the morning, get after that one at nine
ten today. Please please be listening for that. Get the word and all
that stuff, all right. Ten percent chance of rain today, cloudy ninety
three. A couple of you're reaching out. I did hear from Sammy Baker
Davis Junior. He's alignment. I forgot that that's his job, and he
checked in because he's working his ass off. He's one of these guys that
plays the fresh out of bed for years. He's like, man, I'm
just checking in. I'm out here working sixteen hours a day trying to get
these lights back on. Thank the people of our city. Please, thank
the people of our city for their patients. From me. I know you're
getting frustrated. Just know everyone is out here busting ass. He's got sixteen
out of town crews from Kentucky alone working with him. So he wants to
thank all the people that came out of town to help give us a hand.
We're going to get through this. Your boy, Sammy Baker Davis Junior.
Sometimes he plays the game and he's tired in the morning when he's on
because he's working some of these long shifts during these times. So Sammy and
everyone out there trying to get the power on, they listen. He just
said, he knows you're frustrated if you don't have power yet. They're working
around around the cloth truly. Okay, let's do this. What are Houston's
headlines? Yeah, I mean that's leading me right into my headline because as
of this morning, there were still sixty five thousand people that remain without say
or excuse me, houses, businesses that remain without power. Our city is
still dealing without storm aftermath, ninety percent of the power was restored since last
night. Outages could last until the weekend. Some schools are closed at Houston
Side Fair Glenna Park, and the city said a lot of concerns are in
the southwest quadrant of downtown, so like think south of McKinney, west of
Fannin and Houston City Management also warning there are significant traffic delays, which we've
been mentioning. Falling glass from buildings is a huge concern. That's why they
want to make sure that no one is around. Okay, the heat,
the weather that's cranking up. There's I think a small chance of late night
storms tonight, but yeah, that's really gonna be the main story. I
had looked up tables for a post oak event with Donald Trump earlier and then
I just I got sidetracked with something else. So oil executives are hosting this
Trump fundraisers. So three big US oil companies are hosting this luncheon that's benefiting
Donald Trump. You know he is. They tend to people that drill,
tend to back Trump's profossil fuel antiregulation agenda. And the luncheon again, which
will be at Houston's Post Oak Hotel, is Yeah. There's there's all these
executives that are like founders of Continental Resources, executive chairman of Energy Transfer Partners,
the CEO of OXYM. So anyway, I was told that I was
way low on my ten thousand dollars a plate. They're like, Rod,
you don't get this. Okay, they've heard and nobody backed it up.
There's not a menu, there's not like here's the price sheet. And this
is for all. This is not a Trump thing. This is just these
political lunches to meet these people and hang out and get a photo op.
They say it goes up to one hundred thousand dollars per couple, okay at
some of these things. The last week he was at mar A Lago in
Florida doing like you said, another event very similar. He was meeting with
other oil executives and I think what they do is the table costs money,
and then they're they're pledging, saying, okay, we're like last month,
the industry in Florida asked for a billion dollars to support the current run for
president. That's according to media reports there. So I don't know what's gonna
come of that, but I didn't definitely want to mention it again. We
talked about the Singapore Airlines ceo apologizing for this traumatic experience. There was video
circulating a seventy three year old man was killed and others were thrown around the
cabin on a Singapore Airlines flight. The CEO went online and posted it to
the company's Facebook page, saying expressing condolences for the family that lost someone and
that he's deeply saddened, and that he's cooperating with authorities on the investigations into
this event. So those are really the big serious stories. Another story that
is I mean serious for rod is hair. You know he loves wig talk.
Well, you're always talking about Dolly's wigs. I've introduced the topic,
and I know that you guys are gonna make fun of me, so I
don't talk about it then much. Anyway, Well, we're not making fun
of you we're encouraging you. This Nigerian wig maker added a second Guinness World
record to her resume. She stitched a hair piece that measures almost twelve feet
wide. It's on the Look At a Girls blog page. She's thirty one.
She previously earned the she holds a world record for the longest handmade wig.
That's like over one thousand feet. So now she's like, okay,
I got the longest one. Let me make sure I have the widest wig
world record. How do you think a Nigerian wig would go with this vanilla
pudding body? Immaculate? Yeah? Perfect, it'sculately. Do you think those
are two great tastes that no questions look great together? No questions did not.
So yeah, that wig is on display at her office. She decorated.
She's like, this wig is a part of history. Well, she
is not wrong. It's on the Looking at Girl's blog page. Ryan Reynolds
shared a Deadpool Wolverine trailer. There was a hitting QR code in it,
and that hitting QR code leads to a video of him reading a disclaimer calling
the movie as paper thin as a sequel to Battlefield Earth, It's very funny
and his Ryan Reynolds way, he's being very you know, dead Pan and
Deadpool, and you can find that on our Links and Guest blog page.
Okay, the trailer content contains f bombs if you're gonna watch it, and
the code we'll tell you. We'll give you the time when it appears,
and we have the QR code. And then the trailer for John bon Jovi's
kid is in a movie. Yes, Jake bon Giobi is making his acting
debut. He's the lead singer of an eighties hair metal band in a movie
called rock Bottom. So maybe he got some acting pointers from his fiance Millie
Bobby Brown. So a couple of movie trailers, click on the Deadpool link
on Links and Guests. Yes, and then a congratulation to muse the frontman.
Matt Mellanmi and his wife el Evans have welcomed their second child, a
son named George Julian Wade Bellamy, and on Mother's Day. It would have
been his wife's late mother sixtieth birthday, so they basically pay tribute to their
families. Welcome. They are gushing over the healthy bundle of joy, and
those are Houston's headline. Well well well, alex see ascro is gonna win.
Last night, they beat the Mariners an extra inning, six to five.
Jimmie Panna hit a walk off single on the bottom of the tenth to
give them the win. They're gonna wrap up their series with the Angels this
after noon. Hunter Brown will be on the mound for the Drugs going up
against La Tyler Anderson. First pitch is at one ten. You can listen
to the game on our sister station, Sports Talk seven ninety. In the
NBA Playoffs, the Celtics got by the Patriots in OT one thirty three to
one twenty eight in Game one of the Eastern Conference Finals. Tonight, the
timber Wolves are gonna host the Mavericks for Game one of the Western Conference Finals.
Tip Off for that game is gonna be at seven thirty and you can
watch it on T and T. And then in hockey, the Stanley Cup
Playoffs resumed today. Rangers are gonna play the Panthers for Game one of the
Eastern Conference Finals. That's gonna start at seven o'clock and you can watch it
on ESPN. That what's going on in Sports Houston, Rock Houston's Alternative All
Day and the Rock Ryan Mornings Show five. The busy four five the bus,
Good morning, rod Ryan Show. Thank you so much for having us
on Wild Card Wednesdaycha percent chance of rain cloudy? Testa's right, it's men
get warm man high today have around ninety three. That's uncomfortable. That's uncomfortable
if you're not dealing, if you don't have ac in your place. When
you said ninety four five of the Buzz, it reminded me of the time
when you let London track some Father's Day clips, which is around the corner.
So maybe we get either we pull those or we get some updated ninety
four five of the Buzz Happy Father's Day clips from London. I'm just saying
not to put any more on your plate. I know you're dealing with the
law over there with the butter and all of that, but no, you're
managing all this food on the counter, I know, right with your countertops
just covered and stuff. Yeah, you know it's weird when I think this
is true of all kids. When I really want something, she's like,
no, she's not doing that, but like can sense how badly you want
it. I have to go in there and like Hannibal Lecter, I gotta
go in there and like some kind of a spin zones like I gotta pretend
like it doesn't matter to me, but would you say this into the microphone?
And then she gets all weird and shy. But if you know,
I've tried to get her excited about being in my home studio, and she's
really not excited about it. Okay, I've gotten her to do a few
things, but I mean it's been under duress. She has not done it
on her own. Okay, but no, that's that's a good thing.
I don't know when Father's Day even is, or we can just find those
old are those old clips in the other studio? Alex would probably have some
old Father's Day clips. Maybe I'm looking at someone. I don't say,
London's now, ok to, Yeah, I know I had a couple with
her in there. All right, we talk about not being ready for Father's
Day. It is in like three weeks, four weeks, maybe sixteen.
I really don't know. Okay, it's a sixteen. Nobody in sixteen.
Nobody knows because nobody cares. We care. We're telling you we care.
Alex's first father, Yeah, it's a big thing. It's his first one
June sixteenth nail right before Eid al Adha the day before that. Oh yeah,
yeah, of course. Second, okay, uh, all right,
there's been a request to put in I'll get on that. I mean,
you would have better luck asking London to do that than I would. You
know what. As I was telling it, I was like, you know
what, she would just do it for me. She would put you in
the studio. You could produce her. You can coach her up if you
really want to get it done. Okay, well I gotta see her.
I gotta I gotta hang out. I haven't been making the time for mine.
Yeah, my little bestie, you can make that happen easier than me,
for sure. Any ditch Day, I mean we haven't. I haven't
talked about it. I brought in, I brought in the old girls.
You were asking about the toss. Oh yeah, yeah, tit toss,
Tit toss. So we have your inplan here and so that's one of the
games, right, we have the ditch day shot suggestions. Is anything going
to come in better than the Guatemalan volcano? Is anything gonna come in better?
I mean there's some there's some strong I mean, here's this is my
leaderboard. Okay, Ditch Day is coming up. I don't have a date
in front of me, and I know he's got a ju thank you,
oh, because Alex knows all these dates because he's got a baby date.
So yeah, his whole life schedule now, his whole life is on an
outlook calendar. This is unless you see something on this board. My leader
board is the Guatemalan volcano. I mean me personally, the baby Reindeer.
I would say those are top two, those wrecked panties and it's just funny
the Wiener hole because that was such a funny discussion that we had on the
air. Sweet Baby Ray, Sweet those baby Reindeer, a lot of mom
Volcano Ray, I those are the big one, and then maybe taste the
biscuit as an honorable mention. Yeah, I mean you have, there's some
strong ones on there. I just don't just named six of them to one.
If we had the narrow down, I would put those four as like
my top three are the following seven, right, see, I like eclipse,
uh like total, I mean those were big, but you know you
like you still like you think that would be cool to be calling our shot
the eclipse or are we late on that? On everything? Yeah? We
could call it Northern Lights too, that already happened. Anything with a biscuit,
Sweet Baby Ray it's funny. I don't know why, Sweet Baby Craig
Sea Breezy, because you steal anybody shots Sea Breezy. Yeah, okay,
so it's it's still happening, guys. I just hadn't talked about it,
and I want to make sure that everyone's still super excited about Ditch Day.
Those are the shot suggestions. And all I know for sure is Eli is
going to be taping some gals. He does like the tape on the bodies
and covers up and covers up all the bits and stuff. Yeah, so
he's going to be doing that. And then I don't know that I got
a hardened confirmation except for carbok is involved. I know that, And I
know that we're gonna be at Cactus Cove, right might right, I am?
Yeah, So, I mean Gunner is ready for it. He had
one of his biggest days. I think. I think it was their biggest
day at Cactus Cove of an event that they It wasn't theirs, you know,
like they do their own. It's the wing competition, it's the chili
cook off, it's you know they've had big days with this if this is
us bringing a promotion to them, and it was their biggest day, ring
a ding ding on the register day. Just in the Chili brown Shots alone.
There was over four hundred Chili brown Shots last year. Yeah, I
took fifty of them myself. Thank you. So Chili could be our muse.
I mean, you can't go wrong using him as your as your muse
for the sh shop the Guatemalan volcano, which it wasn't even him, it
was a video that I brought in. Okay, well he's from Guatemala for
crying out there. Also, I have really great news because I think Olympic
coverage starts for NBC that week. I think I don't have a show,
so I think I can actually be there like when it starts. Like before,
I remember how I was going to try to go live and do all
these favorite like getting done so I could go over there, right. I
don't think I have a show taping that day afterwards, so I'm gonna be
there nice and early. Okay, Ditch day guys. Chilly has a blog
page up on it on the world famous rod Ryan showpage at the buz dot
com you're all invited. Okay, it's an adult party though it's not like
this is I know kids are out of school this. You don't bring the
kids to this, Okay, I just say it's a twenty one and older
party. Yeah for sure, Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's be clear
on that. My kid's not coming to this. Ninety four or five the
buzz, Good morning, rod Ryan Show, Welcome back. It's hard.
I know many of you are getting off to that one thousand dollars Alternative Income
Army is going to do it again. Ten, ten, eleven, ten,
twelve, ten. You'll go in, uh well, Teresa will pick
up and she'll go until five ten this morning or this afternoon, and then
you got tomorrow and Friday and then boom it goes away. So, man,
we'd like to get a couple more local winners on that. Alex had
an awesome I don't say that that often, did you. Did you look
at all those retired cruise ships yesterday? I was fascinated some of them via
his computer. I did not click the link. Being completely honest, I
did not click the link. That was like just a flat out no,
you know, I get a bonus and Cnei's long line nine four five,
the money out of my future daughter. I'll ask you again. Did you
have a chance to look at alex as aol yesterday? No? Okay,
wow, that hurts. It was like that. He was very good.
Old let me take this a knife out of my best he too brute.
Today's well, it's pretty cool to it's burnt out signs and people have found
the funniest signs that they have come up. I'm so they're not going there.
I'm going right now. That's the most interesting thing I've ever heard.
You've pulled a panty of the month. People people like different things. You
like sucky chips, I like burnt out signs. Everyone. That's a fun
at all at all. What is a burnt out sign? So it's a
sign where the letters may have maybe some of the letters have burnt out,
so it says funny things sometimes like London Drugs is a drug store in London.
Sometimes when the letters burn out, it says do drugs. Sometimes the
Shell station is just Hell. Sometimes the Milford Plaza is just Milf Plaza.
You got to stop there, make a stop over, make time, stands,
donuts, stands, nuts, Shell just tell listen, stands nuts,
that's a must. And then Golden Corral sometimes you can. You can find
a Golden Oral, yeah, if if you look hard enough. But check
it out. Die Mart not really a fan of that as much as I
would have been Brodie Mart. But sometimes you come across with Die Mart and
you need a you need a soda, and you gotta go to there.
I feel like there gonna be a whole subreddit on just donut places, just
with whatever anything nuts yet. But it's not a blizzard warning. It's a
lizard warning, and you have to be if you get you better be preparing
for all those crawley lizards exactly. This is hilarious, So check it out.
Burnt out signs won't finish. Rod Ryan Show paget bus dot com two
days, two days in a row, Wow, The rod Ryan Show on
ninety the Bus, twenty four the Bus, Oliver Tree, Hurt rod Ryan
Show on this wild card Wednesday. Middleton just hitting it out in the park
with his little AOL's over there. I'm trying to do, you know,
hilarious people what they want. Hilarious. Chili has all that stuff up on
the old Famous rod Ryan Show page at the buzz dot com. I got
one guy here giving me an update on that uh that Trump lunch that's coming
up here at the at the Post Oaks. He's said to be there.
He said, it's twenty five thousand dollars per play. So and that's just
a plate that's not with the food. Yeah people, Yeah, right,
like a salary. Yeah, no, it's it's it's like Spirit Spirit Airlines.
You gotta pay for the fork and the knife and the space ya,
the coffee cup the water shot name suggests there's a bunch of random stuff coming
in right now. Richard shot name suggestion for ditch Day. That noise that
Craig made when he thought he got in first. Oh oh oh, that
would be good order. It'd be weird to order that all day. Oh
can I get four? Oh's actually kind of funny now that I said it
out loud. Alex Pina, it's been listening since high school. He graduated
fifteen years ago. I've always enjoyed your sign off at the end of the
show. I never knew what AMF stood for. I wanted to thank you
for explaining it on the show today, and I no longer have to wonder.
I'm glad it wasn't the only one that didn't know, and now the
show just got a little better. Nice Sorry, Craig Todd was first signed
listener. Alex Nice. Oh, I've poked lots of stuff coming in.
I appreciate you guys reaching out some of the things that we've been discussing on
the air. There is a pole question up right now. It could have
we could have gone bread or butter on this one. Where do you keep
the bread in your house? It would be fun to kind of see how
this compared against butter. Where's the bread in your house? Chad Carroll suggested
this this morning because it's it's an ongoing thing in his place. He says,
it's talked about him and his wife. They grew up differently. It
happens. Yes, I talked about thermostat and temperature compatibility. I didn't know
bread storage compatibility was an important thing, but in his house it is the
counter pantry. Seventy four percent of our audience is where their bread goes.
Just under ten percent of our audience still using that old school bread box that
you grew up with. Tesla same one sixteen percent refrigerator. That's me.
That's me. Now, what about this. This is not my pole question.
This is me just kind of prepping the show, perfect for this silly
program. Sixty eight percent of people believe a romantic relationship is only serious if
you're comfortable talking about your bathroom behavior with the other person. Okay, there's
many things that can dissolve a marriage. Okay, many factors play into it.
I know this. Okay, my ex wife did not want to talk
about poop, and that's like your favorite subject. I couldn't wait till London
could talk. Okay, I couldn't wait. That was the first word I
taught her, because I'm like, we I need someone to talk to in
my house about this. We're poop poop secured in this family. I got
completely shut down. I got completely shut down. And I'm saying that's not
the reason for the dissolution. But you gotta think that everything plays into it.
She would announce that I am not somebody that wants to know these things.
That would be an I reconcil reconcilable difference for you. I felt trapped.
Yeah, I felt trapped. I was in the house. I had
no one to go to. I mean, listen, if you're living together
and you're eating together ahead if you're if you're doing all those things, queen,
you know. I tell I tell a guy, I'm talking right now,
my man friend. I say, look, poop, come up.
I'm a little cutie. One thing about a little cutie. I'm gonna have
some tummy troubles. Sometimes you blow some nasty patuities. Dude. One time,
the nasty like I couldn't even sit in it. I was like,
I gotta get out of here. It was me who did it, and
I was like, I'm leaving this apartment. So it was so bad something
that that I did as a younger person. This has always been a part
of my DNA. It's just like, okay, you just take the stinkiest
poop of all time. Okay. Then I called Sue Ryan over, Sue,
I need you nor get over here. Okay, so hang on.
So I'm like, Sue, you gotta get over here really quick. Oh
my god. And then I grabbed my sister. I throw her in the
bathroom and then I shut the door and I hold it shut. She's like,
let me. I did that when I was young. I never did
that with my wife. I had to wait until London was about four before
I called her over to the bathroom and I threw in there and shut the
door, and she's like, daddy, Daddy, it's terrible, like I
had I waited years for that. Yeah, I waited such a long time.
I'm glad for that to happen. I mean, that baby's coming,
Alex, there's gonna be there's gonna be poop everywhere. Maybe he's just gonna
be pooping diapers everywhere. And you really it's it's no big deal. You
don't think anything of it. It's just, yeah, it happens to one
of you is gonna get crapped on, maybe both of you. I've had
joys. You get peede on all the time all the time, Dude,
Sophia. PE's on my mom all the time. Baby Sophia and my mom
gets her bath. It's like she waits for my mom to do it,
so like on her jeans, you know what. They know what they're doing.
They laugh. They think it's funny, and they're like, they're just
they're babies. They don't know anything yet, but they know it's funny when
they crap on you or they pee on you. They think it's funny.
Yeah, they're like, oh man, wha and they're laughing and they're just
giggling, and that's what makes you don't care. Yeah, it's true,
six people. I believe a romantic relationship is only serious if you're comfortable talking
about bathroom behavior. I'm in the sixty eight percent. Yeah, I think
it's just you don't obsess about it. Because I bring it up on the
show. It was like, oh, Rod's obsessed with it. I'm not,
but it's going to come up, Okay if I if I like,
if I beat one and that's like an awesome one, I gotta tell somebody.
Yeah, it's out of the water. You gotta I gotta tell somebody
about that. I need somebody that's gonna hear that. Okay, not my
poll question. So there's one other person out there that's talking about it,
and they took the time to do a poll question on it. The Rod
Ryan Show Mornings on ninety four five The Buzz, by the Buzz, Good
morning, Rod Ryan's Show. On this wild Card Wednesday, appreciate everyone of
you being on board with us. Thank you so much. Wildcard Wednesday is
the number one link today. A lot of people checking out that Deadpool trailer.
There's a QR code. Everybody's thinking they're gonna win something. It's just
Ryan Reynolds being more snarky and talking about you know, hey, thanks to
Disney for let us. It's a big deal. I guess it's a Disney
movie and it's R rated, so they're talking about all the things that they
got away with and blah blah blah. So it's just a cool little message.
So you can go see that. The Jake bon Govi with his John
bon Jovi's son look alike. If they make a movie about bon Jovi,
they got to use the kid. He looks exactly like his own man,
and I guess he can kind of sing. He's singing in this movie.
This is not a John bon Jovi movie, even though there's a documentary out
right now, but it's his son, and I guess it's his acting debut
where he does play a guy that gets a he becomes a pizza delivery man
that ends up singing for this old eighties hair metal band. So I think
that's I think they maybe put a wig on him and he's trying to,
like, you know, become the singer of this band. It looks pretty
funny, It really look pretty good. I recognize a few people. It's
something that's gonna be streaming. So Alex said this morning, I think it
takes the pressure off of him to do like a silly movie as his first
movie. Yeah, and do something, do something that he's maybe you know,
Okay, it's bon Jovi's kid, and he's in a movie about a
rock band and it seems silly. And I think it's a perfect first movie
for him because if it's bad, what are you gonna do? I mean,
if he really tries to go out there and do something serious and a
tanks, it's like you get one shot to say, Hi, I want
to get into this acting thing, you know. So hopefully he can do
a couple of these and then maybe, I mean, who knows what's gonna
become of this kid. I mean, his dad super successful. So Sarah
said Rod, I like she was talking about. What's something you do in
a hotel room that you never do at home? Sarah says Rod, I'm
like you, I think it's disgusting to eat in bed, but I give
ourselves a pass when we're staying in a hotel room. Love eating room service.
I I she knows, I'm like she said, she goes, I'm
like, you rock, eating in bed is an absolute no for me.
I believe you were on this as well, Like, it's a hard no
for you. Caught my wife eating it dead this weekend. She's also for
a full grown baby. Okay, you get a pass on almost everything.
Go what was she eating? She's eating ice cream? Oh, come on,
it's got potential to be messy. Oh come on. Oh yeah.
I I was like, are you eating in bed? And she's she pretended
like she was hiding, and I was like no. I was like,
lucky, you're nine months pregnant. Yeah, okay, I that's a real
hard no for me. Okay, if you let me talk about poop,
you're not eating in bed. Okay, it's fair, Yeah, it's very
fair. Boom, more than fair. But she's asking, now, what
about room service? And this came up when we had that discussion a while
back when at the hotel and count it says what's something you do in a
hotel room that you never do at home? And one of the things in
there it said, eat a full dinner in bed. You know. It
talked about blasting the ac and I talked about walking around with my bird out
and throwing the towels down on the floor, all that stuff. If it's
the last day, okay. But they're not turning over those beds, right,
you're not getting fresh sheets, so airgo. If you're eating in bed
and I have to sleep in the bed that night, no, sorry,
it's okay. If it's we're leaving, tell them the hack, Alex.
The haack is you get the two beds. Get the two beds, and
then you have the eating bed, and then you have the sleeping bed,
and then you have like the eating bed is also the luggage bed too.
Put my dirty clothes on this bed, the whatever, the et cetera bed.
But you can eat in that bed all you want. Day one,
you spread out. If you spill up on that, who cares? Two
kings? Two kings? Yeah, it's just you and Emma. You're getting
two kings. Always ask you this too, right, and you want because
one of them, if we get too, one of them is gonna be
the eating bed. One of them is eating bed, and the luggage bed
and whatever else you need it for bed. And if you make your wife
mad, your bad. I would never do that. And now you're sleeping
she's pregnant now you're that's why I'm such a great guy sleeping. I love
lucy style where you're eating your own bed. Little night's a very cold nights
standing between you. Okay, So uh, if it's the last day,
if it was old school and I knew they were getting me fresh sheets every
day, then eat all you want. You have requested that you get top
over, I make I make up to if you're at a hotel, I'm
sorry if I'm not at it, I don't care about the environment. Switch
me up. I'm gonna request it. I said, can we get some
clean sup? And I'm gonna leave a cash ship when I leave, so
I know I don't care. So you're saying, but you never used to
have to request it. You should just be done, right. We agree
on that, right, So you put it on your door. Yes,
with the towels, like it's different now I go check. Like if I
come back and I see that they've like changed the towels or whatever, I'm
like, hey, what's up with the sheets? Yeah, what's going on
with that? They're like, Oh, you didn't tell us. I didn't.
I didn't know I had. I was like, yo, I destroyed
those sheets last night. Whoa da, I'm gonna toss them in the hallway
on new ones. Yeah, what are you giving away out know the show?
I have left the tickets to see Breaking Benjamin and stay with special guests
Dawtry of Woodland's Pavilion. All right, we'll have a question for you on
the flip of this break don't go Anywhere and the rod Ryan Morning Show six
am, The Buzz ninety four or five the bus, Good morning, rod
Ryan's Show. All right, kind to wrap up this silly program today which
seemed a little extra silly, we are giving away tickets to go see Breaking
Benjamin Stained Daughtry, October twenty fourth, Woodland's Pavilion. What's your question going
to be? What did we all agree on this morning during the fresh out
of bed head to head? It never happens. That's why I'm bringing it
up again. And I don't need to throw a listener under the bus.
He's never a contract. We still haven't heard from him. I missed him.
Please tell me what we all agreed on today and then I will give
you the freaking vegetmay I told him, I said, don't get mad.
I want you to listen to the podcast, and I want you to just
get I go. I don't need an apology. I don't need any Okay,
I don't want to give you your answer. Yeah, I just said
I was hoping to get an email from him, and I hadn't heard from
him yet. Seven one three, two one two five nine four five The
Right Right Show Celebrating twenty years ninety four five of us Rob Ryan Show,
Wild Card Wednesday, getting ready to wrap it up? Wow, nine fifty
nine. It did fly by today. Ten percent chance of rain cloudy high
ninety three, twenty percent chance of rain tonight mostly cloudy seventy eight. Let's
go now, Time for I Know This show on ninety four five. La
La La La La La La La La La La La La La la la
La la La la la la la La. Good morning, rod Ryan SHOWMP,
Hey, good morning, good morning. What's your name? Billy Hi,
Billy Tessa? What's your question? Specifically, because I'm wondering from going
the wrong way with this Billy, what did we all agree on during the
fresh out of bed head to head challenge that guy complaining about the delay?
No, I mean we agreed that he was what crowd baby about it?
Pretty much don't know chimed in second. That's what we agreed on. He
came in second place, and saying your name out of two people, he
came in second. Okay, yeah, you win, know the show?
What are you giving him? You get the tickets? Sea breaking Benjamin and
stayed, congratulations, thanks for hanging out with us early and knowing the show.
Awesome, awesome. Craig right, haven't heard back from him. He
was he was HoTT before I did that whole thing. We all did the
whole thing. He was hot thinking. I said, just go listen,
bro, listen, Bro. I don't I'm not expecting an apology or anything.
It was great radio. I liked him. I thought it was funny.
I just want him to acknowledge that he heard it. All Right,
we gotta go hang on, dude, get you those tickets, Billy,
all right, why's the carpet? We Todd, well, he won today,
he'd beat Craig. Uh, pretty good game. Because Craig got in
on that first question. I thought, here's another major upset. You know,
twenty twenty four, there's been some big upsets. Todd goes for the
Hall of Fame tomorrow. Mike submitted today's wild card Wednesday. Mike Mike,
Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, thank you very much for that Freeway
Battle game. Madison and Josh were playing this morning and Josh just beat her
in the Battle of the North, so I believe I forty five is where
Josh was. So that's your winner on the Freeway Battle today. That's another
thing. You can go in podcast and listen to our ex pole question.
Most of you are keeping your bread out on the counter in the pantry.
Shout out to those people that still have a bread box. Ten percent of
our audience has our full bread box out there. Butter Talk, we could
have easily done a butter pole today says poopy things. Okay, throwback Thursdays
tomorrow. Today's Wednesday. So throw Back Thursday is tomorrow. Sixty gram Thursday
is tomorrow. Read my lips Alex takes on the Chile. Yeah, come
to China or whatever you say. Yeah, lock up the China. The
boys are at it again, so we're gonna play read my Lips at eight
twenty tomorrow. Jeremy's got the non stop nooner. Okay, He's gonna give
me a chance to pick your tickets at one twenty after that, he's got
taking Back Sunday Silver Soon pickups, Dave Matthew's band nothing More, He's got
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