What's up, beautiful people. It is your baby Mama, favorite baby Mama,
Stormy P. And this is another episode of Chocolate Chip and Sip the
modern Day Female Perspective, Damn Son. Back at it again and back at
it again. We're playing with half the home team today. We got cav
the Kid on audio and visual this week, trying to keep this together.
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I can't wait to see y'all. It's gonna be literally literally and you're
gonna have a special guest there, and I'm gonna have a special guest there.
Now we're not telling him who it is, but when you get when
you see him, you were like, oh shit, like it's not me.
By the way, I'm not. I'm just going I'm gonna tell y'all
who it's. Wayne Brady, y'all. It's Wayne Brady. Brady, y'all.
First of all, he's very underrated. First of all, Wayne Brady.
First of all, can we talk about real quick ray. Wayne Brady
is one of the best improv comedians period. Not only that he's so freaking
talented. He can sing, he can dance, he can act, he
can improve. This man is like everything short of God, Like he is
a man I'm talking about, like an entertainment god. Can I do that?
I would say Jamie Fox is more of the entertainment because like, let's
let's look at Jamie Fox in this sense, right, Okay, Okay,
because man, he did he did everything at an elite level. He had
an elite TV show, he has an elite movie, he has an elite
album like this, like Wayne Brady's Brady's great, but like to be a
god, you gotta be elite. Okay. Now here's the thing, right,
I don't think that Jamie Fox is more talented than Wayne Brady. I
think he's just more tapped in with the culture. So we okay, but
I think they're both talented, and I love the both of them. But
I like, I like Jamie Fox's voice over Wayne Brad. I'm like,
well, I think both of them are underrated. Like I don't think even
one of them gets the credit that I agree with that. I agree with
that. Um let's start over from the beginning today. My guests on the
show today, my guest on the show, Okay, comedian podcast, not
just any podcaster, a revolt syndicated podcasterated, that's crazy. We got the
Coach of Spades, Okay, we got the coach of the fucking Huccie Daddy
Shorts. Okay, we're bringing that back to we are running without further ado.
My man Clint Cole is Okay, what's up with the claps? I'm
lacking. He's doing audio in visual by hisself. He's trying. No I
respect him, So we're gonna find him in this sad Come on, when
we're time, when when we do when we do it, you got it,
when you find the classes do it. In the middle of me talking
a great point. Collies in the building, y'all. All right, what's
up? Um? What's up? Man? I'm not gonna lie. So
you have uh well, most people started your journey with you with the advice
from a boy podcast, but now you have music is the love language,
right, which is on revolt again? So revolt yeah? Um, So
I want to I want to have this conversation with you. And it's not
even where I wanted to start today, but I feel like there is something
that has been plaguing the black community for a very long time and it really
doesn't sit well with my soul. Okay, Jagget Edge Let's Get Married is
not a good love song. I'll give you one better. Jagged Edge is
probably the most overrated R and B group of all time. Oh, I
can hold on one thing out of time, one thing, one thing at
Jagged Edge is. The reason I say that is because these niggas straight got
on al Gore's Internet and told us we ain't getting no younger, we might
as well do it. That's a trash reason to get married, awful reason
to get married. Well, and we be playing it at waiting because the
song because Jamaine Dupree did a great job with the song. See, first
of all, like it's a beautiful it's a beautiful it's a beautiful melody.
You're not You're not really, let's be real. The melody is beautiful,
right, The actual lyrics is ass right so as, but the hook is
beautiful. You know what, anytime a man hits me. But see,
first of all, I feel like something sassiest behind. It's real sassy,
and we just be eating this ship. No, not anymore. When's the
last time you actually heard that? Bro? Let's get married? One and
two? It's played at every cookout, every wedding, and every funeral.
For some reason, I have no idea funeral. It's one of those focal
songs you just gott played. You got played at the baby showers, you
gott play at the funeral, You gotta play it at every black gathering on
us. Okay, I'm going to a funeral next week. I don't think
we're gonna be playing Let's get well, you know what, I think.
We don't know what's gonna pop up at the repass. Who's on the ones
and two? Actually? Well then no, they probably me actually probably not
gonna hear it there? No, probably not that's funny. No, but
I agree. I think it is a trash song. I'm not a trash,
but it is trash. Lyrics lyrically, lyrically is trash sonically beautiful beautiful?
Yeah, um, but you got to think about a lot of them
joints was like that back in the day. Right, Like the lyrics is
so wild, right like if you ever listened to a piece of My Love
by guy, right, like in the song is about being the site chick.
Really listen, I never even put that together. Let's take the lyrics.
Baby, you can't you can't have all of me because I'm not totally
free. I can't tell you everything that's going on. And then then in
the in like the I think the first line, like I think the ad
lib. He calls her a dumbass bitch. No he doesn't, I sort
of got Aaron Hall calls her a dumbass bitch. Aaron Hall, Yes,
No he didn't. I'm gonna have to go back and back and play it.
He calls it, he calls it, calls her dumb bitch, like
dumb bitch, like, I mean, all right, man, And he
says, you can't have all of you? Can you can have a piece
of mine. You can have a piece of it. I didn't even put
that together. Give a piece of piece like the piece but the sonic but
sonically girl's beautiful. You know what else is dumb that black people fell for
sonically? What's that? Maxwell? Pretty wrings? This is a breakup and
people with oh my god, everybody had it on it MySpace page. Okay,
this is the most beautiful thing. Everybody playing it at all the weddings.
This is a breakup song. It's beautiful though, so beautiful. It's
beautiful, but it's about breaking up, break it up, breaking up.
Sorry you had that. You seem like you had that on your chest for
me. I did. I did, And I feel like if I was
gonna talk to somebody about it, you would be the one to understand.
I'll say this, right, Like, lyrics um aren't like they matter,
right, But let's be real, right for the most part, y'all,
it's not the lyrics. It is the beat. It is the melody,
it is what theyre it's it's you know what I'm saying, Like when you
really look back at like like a lot of these sorts like saving all my
love for you, she's a side chick. You know what I'm saying,
Like it's it's a sweet thing, yo, sweet thing, it's a side
chick, you know what I mean. Like there's a lot like first of
all women in the seventies and eighties. Man, god, y'all would say
it was saying black women were taking elves back then, they was taking you
know why why I'm not gonna say, you know why? It was okay
because it sounded good. It sounded good. And also, don't forget,
a lot of men were writing new songs, So I don't know who wrote
Saving All my Life. I don't think it was a woman though, And
I don't know what I mean, Like I got to do my research,
but like, don't forget, like you know, men is writing this ship.
Yeah, so it's like you know, like think about like think about
Mary J. Blige. I'm not gonna cry, right please. Baby Face
wrote the song you know What's crazy? Baby Face? You know he just
released that album like last year with all the young girls want it. I
would say young girls like, but you know what I mean, new girls,
right, And someone asked him like what was the biggest difference in working
with them? And like all the greats that he used to whatever he said.
You know, they all wrote their stuff and they just aren't in love
right right right right right, yea, just not like they don't want to
sing about love. It's like independence about like doing my own thing. It's
about I can't be out here in the streets too. And he's like,
I'm not used to that. I didn't know what to do with the right
exactly exactly and and and I really believe like that's really what changed R and
B right, Like it's really like women woke the fuck up, I would
say, somewhere around two thousand and five ish, like women started realizing like,
nahd fuck these niggas, y'all. Nah yeah, like I think,
I think, I think. I don't want to say Keisha Cole kicked it
off, but it was like that was the first Keishako was the first time
I remember hearing like damn, like she really tired of us, you know,
Like I didn't feel like Mary was tired of us. I felt like
was enduring, yeah, enduring eleven years of sacrifice, like you and you're
still gonna do it, Like you're still gonna do it, right, But
Keisha was like, no, nigga I'm dying. I should have cheated you
know well, you know what else? I feel like it was another turning
point for me. Jasmin Sullivan, i' bust the windows there it is,
I'm bust the windows on his car, Like oh wow, yeah we could
be upset too, like yeah we're out here facts and real quick too.
I just want to give JAZZM. Sullivan her flowers. Uh, pound for
pound. There is nobody out right now that could outsing that woman she pound
for pound right right now in twoy twenty three, there is nobody that can
outsing jasmins Nobody, nobody pound for pound right this moment today. If you
say, yo, we're just talking voices, We're not talking you know the
hits and blah blah, We're just talking straight up. Like you get on
stage, you sing, and this person get on the stage and they sing,
You're not out singing, Jasmine can I can I put in a a
idea, I like Jones I love has a voice too. Yeah, but
she ain't not singing, jasm Celliva. She's not doing like you know what
it is. And here's what I realized that when other sings. When I
heard other singers right like I heard Jill Scott say like, nah, like
that bitch got it. Yeah, she ain't say that, but like,
you know what I'm saying like that, Like for you when you're peer like
like, okay, it's kind of like rap, right, Like most peers
of Black Thoughts will say like, yo, like I want to rap like
that, right, you know what I'm saying that you can give me the
hits and blah blah blah blah blah. But we talk about just pound from
pound rapping like nobody said like a lot of people say, like, yo,
Black Thought is that guy? So I think they feel the same way.
The industry people feel the same way. But jas and she's affili native,
So let's do it. Yes, um okay, so let's get to
all of the notes that actually yeah bad. We we get on attention,
Kevin, open that window. I'm hot. But we talked like this like
on the right, like like when we and I think that's the problem.
Yeah, we talked like this like this is this is a regular conversation for
us, man, Like we'll be on the phone and we'll be talking about
like like works or stiff, you know stuff workshit and stuff like that,
And I don't know, I'll say something. The next thing, you know,
we're having a whole conversation. That's how we got on that sulk,
the chakra and mago shit right, yes, yes, yes, Um.
Anyway, okay, listen to so um news. Okay, very important news.
Talk to me. Um. Not surprising to me, probably not surprising
to you. Um. Philadelphia's kids were ranked, uh, the rudest kids
in the nation. I'm not that's definitely not surprising. Philadelphia's kids were ranked
the rudest kids in the nation. So a new report from solitaire dot Com
ranked the nation's rudest kids by city, and Philadelphia came in at number one
for rude children. Beautiful. I'm proud of that. What I'm proud of
that? Okay, out of here, dickhead, Yo, that's oh my
god. So basically the website stage, you know, we ex respondence to
rate the rudeness of their kids in their city on a scale of one to
ten, with ten being the rudest, and Philadelphia had a score of seven
point two one beautiful, and the average score in the nation was five point
nine. Incredible. You know what, and you know what's crazy, y'all
just just did this survey but this has been going on for years, like
I was a rude kid. I was about to say that because when I
think about when I was a kid, when we would get off the bus
and the driver wouldn't open the back doorhead, we wouldn't say like, excuse
me, pardon me, sir, you forgot the no, we're saying it
just like him backdoor dickhead. Yes, yes, And then it's like I
remember like catching the bus home from school and if it was snow, Uh,
that's you, big dog. That's not me. That is you.
That's not me. That's you, Kevin. That's not me. Yes,
it is yo. That's not me, Kevin. You shure, that's not
This's definitely not me. I don't confused condoms on your front door. I
like this song, but that's not me. This is not me. My
conscience, what this stuff? That's wild? I don't know, but that's
definitely not me. But I'm here right now. It's not me. I
don't Oh, that's definitely your Wow, that was me, hilarious. I
didn't even touch it. That's hilarious, I know, but it was you.
I don't know how that started playing. I didn't even touch it.
Maybe they I don't know. That's I don't know it. They don't want
a voodoo going on in here. That's funny, but yeah, black,
Like I donna catch the bus home from school and it was snow. The
bus shover will open the door and they just will pummeling this nigga. The
snowball I did. I was that kid. What the fuck is wrong with
you? I tell you something I did that I'm really not proud of.
Please please, this is the this is the space to tell it. Man.
When I was like fifteen years old, my friends dared me to throw
a condom at a bus driver, but I went a step further. I
peed in the condom, tried it up like it was a balloon, and
threw that shit at him. Why because I was I wanted to be cool,
and I ran off the bus. And I don't think I ever caught
the bus after that, like or tried to catch that bus after that.
That was it. I felt bad Like that man probably went home like and
I don't know what that did to his mental health. Like, imagine a
kid throwing a fucking a condom at you, A fifteen year old kid.
I did it. I'm not proud of that. Please don't make this a
clip like. Let people listen to the podcast. I have some follow up
questions. I have one or two follow up if you just that bus driver,
please, I'm sorry, bro. Did you pee in the condom on
the bus or like you did it at school? Was on the bus when
I did it, I was in the back of the bus. You just
peed on the back of the bus. There's so many crimes being committed.
Yeah, I was wild as fuck when I was you know what, I
was one of those kids that would do anything to be cool. And I
think that's really where where the where the problem lied, right Like it wasn't
It wasn't me trying to It was really me. I tried like my friends
was. They dared me, and it was like I thought this was the
way I could get accepted. You know, I hope this bus driver is
one of the many men who lost stuff from me on social media and he's
followed me and watching or listening the fuck up now I'm saying, I mean,
I'm apologiz know what the first of all, you just sent you sorry
because you're saying I hope, I hope he follows you. Now if he
says some shit and if all he should say is either I accept your apology.
You was fifteen, or he could custom me out a little bit and
didn't say, all right, yo, it's cool. But if he come
at me and he's like, yo, you that nigga, I want to
see you, I'm like, all right, well I could be seen.
Or another option, what if he says all is forgiven, but you gotta
let me throw a pea condom back at you. That's not happening. Okay,
you think he wanted a pea condom thrown at him. I was fifteen,
okay, and now he's fifty two. Well, I'm sorry. Okay.
Maybe he got a little bit of dementia. I hope he does.
Well. Then you have to let him do it. It's only right.
It's not eye for an eye. I don't I don't know if he what
if he don't drink water? At least that's joy is the color of monster.
It's the color of monster, and it smells like Gasalina, okay,
and nigga. Probably what if he he probably don't drink water. Yeah,
so I'm good if he drinks water, maybe, Okay, I'm not.
I love when I have men on especially men like you, because this is
what I'm on the pot. Oh when you say men like meat or what
does that? What does that mean? Meaning you have a good conversation?
Oh? Okay, what the fuck is he? He's so paranoid from the
peacondom but he don't even know where we're going, right? Men like me
like like I got men like you who held hold hold up very highly of
myself. This is where I like to get all my man questions out.
Okay, please, because I have my own theories. Yes, and I'll
be putting shit together on my own. But hold on my bad yes,
before we even get into your man, I'm sorry. Okay your comments and
when I make a comment in your comments, yo, we'll be Yo.
I'm gonna tell y'all something, fellas. Don't argue with me and Storey's fucking
comments be you you hit me all right, it's not that serious. Man
gonna ask me, as a heterosexual man, how do you know about fuck
boys? And I told him I'm like, yo, bro, because I
was maybe I was that guy. But how many questions you got for me?
Brian gumble Dick? Yo, I don't know what y'all beefends with Clint,
but every time I post something, he comments, y'all be at his
neck trying to why do you specifically go after Clint? I got a blue
check? And even though now you can buy one, I think niggas know
I didn't buy mine, Like you know, I got an og blue check.
They'd be sassy with you, maybe sassies maybe so sassy you man,
I don't get it, and I hey, man, look, I'm I'm
in Philly right now. Okay, you know what me ahead I'm saying.
So let me know if this math is man, Okay, if a woman
has one kid, okay, she has one kid, yes, if she
has two kids by one man, does that still count as one kid?
Because in my mind, that's like kind of like she got one kid.
Nigga, No, are you sure? Absolutely? I used to Joe there
was this girl I ain't gonna say her name, right, but there was
a girl that I really liked that lives in Phoenix, right and like we
had it was like, I'll never get excuse me, I'm doing a show
with DL. It's like twenty fourteen, twenty thirteen, doing a show with
DL. Whatever, right, um if my ex if you listening, yeah,
I was cheated, so what what why me and my ex wasn't having
sex man story at a time, all right, but no, So anyway,
I met this chicken Phoenix. She was cool, she was really nice.
Everything we had like it wasn't a one night stay, but it was
like a same night type deal, right, Like I met her like it
was a Friday night. After the first show, she was talking after the
first show. Then she was like, yo, I can can I hang
around for the second show? Yeah? Sure, she hung around for the
second show. After the second show was done, I went to Poundtown.
We went, we went. We went to the Courtyard Marriott, then to
Poundtown. No, no, no, no, we went to the Courtyard
Marriott in Phoenix and we had sexual intercourse. They went to Poundtown, right,
So I hate that shit so much. But anyway, we went to
Poundtown. Okay. So I remember though, the very next morning we wake
we wake up and we're talking and shit, and she's like, yeah,
I gotta get ready, go, I gotta get my kids. So I
was like, oh, how many kids you got? And mind you it
is from the same guy, ex husband or whatever, but she had three
kids. The math is not Mathew, Okay, she has three fucking kids.
Now, I think this is not going to work. Three kids is
three kids. Two kids is two kids. But I think two kids were
one man, because it's two fucking kids. That's two miles to v that's
two happy meals. That's too fucking happy, right, that's two happy meals.
Yeah, that's two happy meals, and I can get expensive. Yeah,
man, Like, come on, y'all, So when y'all talk about
like women with kids, right, yeah, it's not the amount of baby
daddies, it's the quantity. It's literally the quantity of how many Okay,
okay, because in my mind I always thought like, oh maybe I just
don't want to like deal with more than one man. No, no,
no, I don't want to deal with more than one kid. Okay,
No, It's just it's a lot, right when you go if you're if
you're a man and you don't have any kids, right, you know,
and then you end up in a relationship where the woman has a kid or
two kids or anything like that, which again I don't have a problem with
that, right, but let's let's go a step further. You know,
two kids is a deal breaker on my end, right, even if she
got one baby dad. Yes, but it's just going from zero to two
is is? That's that's hard being That's that's all I'm saying. It's hard.
That's not something that i'm I'm I'm ready for, right, Like you
gotta mentally prepare yourself for two kids. Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
Regardless of she got one baby dad too bad, it doesn't matter.
It's still two kids. Yeah, right, I don't because here's the thing.
I'm not dealing with the baby father, right. And when I say
I'm not dealing with him, right, I deal with him on an on
an as needed basis. At the end of the day, he's still the
father, right. I'm here just because it didn't work out between you and
you and the mom. Right. So at the end of the day,
like when we need to talk, we can talk, and when we need
to sit down, we can sit down. We need to be mature and
we need to be adults. And it's about the kid. They're cool,
But in the dating process, at the end of the day, I don't
need to talk to that guy. I talk to that guy. I don't.
Kevin can do me a favor, Can you move Clint's camera because he's
kind of behind it. Oh, never mind, Clint just moved. I'm
moving on. I'm sorry. No, it's fine, Okay, that's great.
Um, stay there, Nigga stopped moving around. My apologies. Um
okay, I love your podcast. Thank you. I swear to god,
I'm a fan. I am a fan of No no, no, no,
I'm talking about you. Okay, my bad, Sorry, okay,
So my next question, Okay, did you like that answer? Boy?
Way? Did you do you agree with that? How do you feel?
I'm not gonna lie. I think if you got two kids, I want
maybe that's the same. But but I am I am aware enough to acknowledge
that it will be different for men about to say does that vote? Does
that go the same thing for if I as a man, if I had
one baby mom and two kids, I got one kid. The crazy thing
is you still got one kid, right, But if you got three kids,
you just got three kids and that's too much. So you skipped too
So one or three? One? Three? Okay, So you just don't
like the number two? No, I just it's a lot, Okay,
I'm not three A lot. Three happy meals is a lot. Three happy
meals is like one and a half adult meals. I agree with that.
I agree with that, but two to me is still a lot too Like
think about an Uber eats order, right, well, you got a order
for four people with my niggas. That's crazy, that's that's that's nasty work.
This phrase. He uses it entirely too much, and I hate it.
I love nasty word. I'm sorry, any hill. Okay, so
my next question, but right it's chivalry required in the mist of a disagreement.
Yes, So I was talking to this guy and we was going back
and forth a little bit and he did not want to open my door.
After said back and forth, Oh no, that's corny, and then I
didn't say anything in a moment, but you know, we start talking again.
I'm like, y'all, like, corny, what's up? Like,
you know, you didn't want to open my door and you didn't open my
car door. And I'm I'm someone who requires like whether we're on good terms
or not, I still require my doors to be open. I'm still a
woman, exactly. And I was like, you know, don't introduce me
to a vibe you can't maintain. And he looked me dead in my face
and said I wasn't really feeling the vibe. Man, that's why you got
you can't be mad at that's honest. But here's the thing, here's the
thing. He is wrong, but I respect him saying I wasn't feeling the
vibe. I can respect that. So this this is why I ax is
chivalry required? And then of a disagreement because yes, yes, yes I'm
confused. Because yes, if we still was beefing and you told me like,
oh, you know my allegies act, can you give me some some
some vineguyl or something, I still go get that for you. Or if
you tell me like yo, like you know I'm real tight, can you
stretched me? I would do that for you even though we're beefing. So
you're telling me you're not like nigga. Well, so if I'm mad at
if I'm mad at my lady, right, or if my lady's mad at
me, or if we'd or if I'm I was like regardless of the fact,
right, Like I'm just mad at you. I don't mean I hate
you. I don't mean I dislike you. Yes, that don't mean that
you still don't deserve respect. That's another thing too, right, Like you
have to also be able to conduct yourself with decency and decorum or at a
certain level of decorum when you're arguing with somebody, right, you're not about
to talk to me any kind of way, and I'm about to talk to
you any kind of web part You're not. I'm not about this disrespect,
like you know what I'm saying, just because I'm upset or I'm in my
feelings. No, we're going to have a conversation. If you're not listening
listening to me objectively, then maybe we can pause and we can talk later.
But it's like, yo, man, I think we're in an era
where it's like, yo, we we condone disrespect. Yeah, like that's
the problem. Niggas condone disrespect what they home with other niggas, right,
Like my homeboys was quick you know, uh and my old heads quickly yoke
me up, like yo, yo, yo, my man, my man,
my man, my man, my man. I feel you. But
nah, nah yo, calm the fuck down. Yes, we don't conduct.
That's the problem. We condone too much disrespect. I don't care what
the situation is, fellas. Now. Of course, there are situations where
chivalry's out to do it right, like if I found if I find out
your cheating on me. I'm sorry, I'm not. Yeah, I don't
expect you to open my door if you just saw me getting my back blown
out over Yeah, I'm not, I'm not. Yeah, let's less,
let's les call yeah nah none, No, anything like that, you know
is super egregious. I'm not, you know what I'm saying. But if
it's like, yo, man, we got into an argument over happy meal
or food, my nigga, Like, I'm not about to sit like,
yeah, I'm tight, but I'm gonna suck my teeth and open the door
at the same time, like open my door. You can trip me afterwards,
and I'm gonna slammed the door to let you. Let you know,
I gotta add a day. But but you're still gonna open I'm still gonna
with it, but I'm gonna slam the ship out that motherfucker. Okay,
cool, that's what can we can we? Is that a fair coppermise?
I think so? Right? I think so because you don't have to like
me, but you should still love me. You should still have that respect
for the fellas when you slammed the door. Oh my god, no,
no, no, but it's it can't be a It can't be a slam
that you break some shit. It's got to be a firm shut like she
know what's sucked, like a low fi John, like a John. Yeah,
like you know, I'm I'm pissed, like yeah, yeah, Like
the doors should say bitch, The doors should say bitch, bitch got you?
Yes, okay, okay, yes, all right, um my next
question, Okay, my next answered. That's a good question, by the
way, too, man, you should you still be chivalrous in an argument.
I think that is why a lot of people do not make it past
a certain level, because you don't. You lack the emotional intelligence to be
respectful to somebody even when you're mad. The Live said, that's that jay
Loo w't been affleck love. That's exactly what it is. That's exactly what
it is. That's exactly what it is, Jaylo. And you know what
dog like? Yeah, like they was. I saw didn't get into it
on the red carpet or some shing like that. I'm not gonna lie.
I've been seeing them like snip at each other a lot. Because he tied
of her ship, he bends out of her ship. He went back to
the ship. Because there's he because he loved her ship. That's why you
go back. Fellas. Let's be real, yo, like we most guys
tired of the old lady ship. Most of y'all we tired of you.
Dog. You get on my fucking nerves. But I don't want to deal
with nobody else and shit, I don't want to relearn somebody to deal with
some new ship. Okay, I don't want new shit. I like my
old ship. So you just put up with the ship I just put and
women, let's be real too, y'all put up with us too. We're
not We're not perfect. I know. Tired of my ship too. I'm
tired of my ship to ship. Yeah, dog, I get it.
I'm a gym. I'm emotionally him like I listen, hold on, hold
on, we're gonna start that. Okay. True, we are not perpetuating
the Gemini narrative. Okay, as a Gemini woman, I'm saying to a
Gemini man, we are not perpetuating that narrative. I'll perpetuating I'm crazy as
fuck, and I know it. You're not crazy. You just I'm gem
I'm a Gemini and I'm bipolar. You're moody. I'm moody sometimes. Okay,
I could, I could, I could get with that. Okay,
I'll get with that. I'm good with that. Yeah, like I was
in the mood today? Was I in the mood today? You know what
it is? I'm sorry, I cannot vent for two seconds. Go ahead,
listen. If you ask me for free tickets to something money? Oh
my god, whoever this was? I want y'all to know, y'all piss
him off, and it was more than one person. I want y'all to
know, y'all all piss my band. Go ahead, all right, No,
no, no, we're not gonna do that. Okay, My next
question ahead, How do guys make friends? You? That's a good ask
question. And the reason I exist is because like women, like say,
we moved to a new city, all we have to dude is see someone
in the market or in past him like, oh my god, I love
your shoes, and we're like, yes, bitch, Target, And now
we're friends. We swapped socials, we're telling each other new deals. Next
thing you know, we're going out grabbing drugs. We're pasties. And I
wanted to know how do men make friends? Yo? This might be there,
this might I'm not pausing this what I'm getting ready to say. Okay,
but a lot of times guy friends are introduced through other guys. Right,
So I got a friend named Luke, you know Lewis G. You
know open for me and right, he shout out the Lewis G. Right,
So Lewis G is friends with a guy named with a guy named Latto
from Chicago, right, and uh, A lot of is cool dude,
Right, we used to work for at the time. He's an A and
R right now, but he used to work for Motown And I remember he
introduced me to him because I was trying to get my comedy album on Motown.
Right, long story short though, me and Derek, his name is
Derek. We and Derek started vibe, We started talking, We started you
know, becoming cool without outside of Lewis right, yeah, and then he
was like, yo, Clint were in this group chat called the Sunday Circle.
Why don't you join? And I'm like, a yeah, back,
I joined the group chat. Then I meet Steph. I make my guy
to Van who does artwork for me. I met this dude name T Like,
I met some really good people from just knowing Lewis G. And I'm
talking about me and Steph our best like best friend, Like Steff is my
guy, like you know what I'm saying, Derek is my guy, like
Tavan is my guy. These are people that come over my house to Thanksgiving.
I say all that to say, like a lot of times it's just
through other dudes, like I meet guys through other guys, because like i'd
be like, I'll ask guy like, yo, you got a friend for
me? Yo? Come on? Pause? Pause pause pause, flag on
a play softness penalty first down. No, I'm in a look if I'm
in it, Because here's the thing. If I'm in a city, right
then I'm doing a show and stuff like that. Right, I don't always
like I want to hang with him. Yeah, but I don't always want
to hang with women. Right, I want to hanging some niggas. You
know what I'm saying, Like right now, the NBA Finals is on,
right, Like I would if I'm if I'm doing a show with another city,
yeah, I'm I'm I'm I'm hanging out of the barb or something like
that. Then next to you know, he talking about Yoki. Then I
talk about yo kitchen. Next thing, you know, we now friends.
I asked this question before and when I asked this question, a lot of
guys be like, oh, we meet through ball or we meet through work,
And it's like, my only problem with meeting through work is that's how
you end up with like that sixty seven year old man as a friend and
you don't really Yeah, it's like how are we friends? Why are why
are we? Where are you in the house? Like you know what I
mean? But I always wonder how do men make friends? Yeah? I
think it's a lot of times just through other guys, and a lot of
times just through like like it just be like, yo, I ain't gon
whole jobs in a barbershop one time, I don't like the way this guy
was talking like he no, I don't no, I don't know gay.
It was just like we just like like the way he thinks is the way
I like, Like he was making points. I'm like yeah him yeah,
Like and then it's like, yo, dog, what you like? You
know what I'm saying. It's like, yo, bro, we gotta get
up, Like and it's always yo man, we gotta get up. Yo,
yo bro, we gotta get up that. Yeah, I love that.
I love it because I actually get up. See I'm not I'm not
one of them. Like, let's be really like any guy that know me
and says, yo, Clint, we gotta get up. If if y'all,
if you say that and I say, Yo, let's get up,
we'll be getting up. Because there's the thing, man, guys, we
need each other. We need fellas. You need support out here, man,
I agree, and I need support. Man, y'all need good,
genuine support, not to toxic as homies from childhood. No, No,
you need new grown up friends. I feel like once you reach a certain
age, men need to make new friends. I have one friend from my
childhood that I'm still cool to this day, and that's Mo. And he's
but that's just because we grew as men together. Right. That doesn't mean
I don't love you know, we love all the other people from my neighborhood.
But he's just the one that I still We still just have a lot
in common, We still like understand, like we were iron sharpens iron.
He'll tell me when I'm wrong, I tell him when he's wrong. Blah
blah blah. And then I still have my friend from high school, right,
Like I have one main friend that I have from high school that I
still talk to all the time. You know what I'm saying. And then
as an adult, I've made new friends. Um because you know what,
man, Like, I'm gonna be honest with you. I value male friendship,
man. I'm it's very I really value that shit. Man. It's
it's nothing like like I ain't gonna lie. Man. I had a fight
party at my crib and it was only three guys in like seven eight nine
women, right, And I'm being modest right now, right, but I
say that to say it was like it didn't feel good. You know,
it wasn't enough to stop the room for us. It was just like I
was watching the fight and like I'm like, you know, it was David's
you know, tank versus Garcia, and I'm sitting there. He punched him
in his in his rib. Dude goes down. That should hurt me a
little bit. Dude goes down. No, because I just punched myself.
Don't listen, dude goes Dude goes down. I'm yelling at screaming he got
his hat ran in, He got his hat ran in. No woman,
women are looking at me like, what the fuck is wrong with this nigga?
Yo? There? Whereas if my if if my guys was there,
we'd be celebrating. Ye'll all be yelling. He got his hand. Yeah,
and it's like girls don't know about like I like, like, yeah,
it's just it's it's I listen. I love women and I love women
friendship. I love women companionship. I love women bring to my life.
But I also love with grown ass men bringing to my life too. Yeah.
I've had some really good god friends. I've had some really good elders
and mentors in my life. And that, you know, Currency says in
something in one of his songs. He says, I was shown by them
older niggas. That's why I'm colder than you, and I feel that's how
I feel. It's like, Yo, I had good old heads you know,
you know what I'm saying. Like I had d L Hugle, I
had to Ray, I had you know this guy, you know Gary and
Lou and Lea. Like, I have good, solid, grown ass men
in my life, man, And that's that's a big deal. That's that's
very underrated. Man. You need some grown many your life. Fellas.
I'm sorry if I'm rambling, but it's just I'm because I'm thinking about it
and I'm like, damn, I'm glad you asked that, because it's like
so many guys think that, like like remember when those kids or not kids,
but like in your twenties, you know, it's like, oh,
this is a sausage fest, right, remember remember sausage fest? Remember?
Right? But like, Yo, if I'm hanging with six guys, I'm
cool. Yeah, I don't feel like it's a sausage fest, you know
what. I think. The only time I mean, of course, the
situation, yeah, you women are in Yeah, but I mean I feel
like the only time you're in that mindset of it's a sausage vast is if
you're just not in the right mindset, like maturity wise, you know what
I mean. I feel like, oh, there has to be of a
giant around at all time. Yes, Like, man, you don't need
It's like, look again, I love women, companionship and company, but
your brothers, the brotherhood, it does something different. Brotherhood is different.
Yeah, it does something different, man, and and and you know it's
and and let's be real yo, right, Like those are the conversations I
can have with my guys. I just can't have with women. Just like
this conversation you have woman, a woman that you just can't have. I
don't give how good of a guy friend? This guy is, right,
he can't talk to you the same way your sister talk to you. Yeah,
you know what I'm saying now. I think that also, you know,
we talk about go back to guys meeting each other, right, Like,
I think guys will be too shy, right, we'd be acting like
we don't want to be the nigga friend and you know you want to be
his friend. I think say that, yo, just be like yo,
like for real, Like I'll be like, all right, prime example,
right, And this is not me name dripping. I'm just being you know.
So my homegirl Jasmine, So let's go back in the story. So
I posted a picture of myself of it was a new headshot, and somebody
told me I looked like a great value p J Morton. I was very
but I thought it was funny. Right. I'm like and at the time,
I don't look like this nigga, right, but like everybody like,
no, nigga, you look like him, right, It's it's giving,
right. So but my home girl Jasmine was like, Yo, that's funny.
I actually know him, y'all, y'all. I should introduce y'all.
Long story short though, now like that's my guy, right, Like,
we had a lot of interactions and then I was like, yo, man,
I want to be your friend. Bro, I fuck with you.
You you you think the way I think when you play spade, And I
say that to say it was I didn't feel weird asking for not really asking
for friendship, but really being the one to reach out to create a friendship.
I think it's a com for this thing. Right. If you're confident
in yourself, you don't mind doing that, right, and you aren't worried
about, oh, well, you know someone's gonna think I'm you know,
trying them or something like that. Man, Like I'm not. I'm not
Like friendship ain't gay. Friendship isn't friendship, and male male on male friendship
ain't gay. You know it's not gay. We know why because we're not
fucking. But for whatever reason, I'm like, yeah, Bro, I
don't think you cute, Okay, next next, next time, I don't
think you're cute. Just gonna stick, nigga, you let me just stick
a pin on this and never that's a very I'm mad. I never talked
about this on my podcast, on an old podcast, Like that's a that's
a real thing, man, Like men need men, man, Paul,
No, no, Paul, because you know what way we're talking about,
so no, Paul. Yeah, men need men, man like you do
you need your brothers. Man, you need men, of course, but
not even that the same way we say men need their fathers. Yea.
The friends, yes, yeah, like that's a thing, and that's something
that I wish my dad would have had more of. I think my dad
probably might still be here if he had more male friends. I think my
dad isolated himself from a lot of you know what I'm saying, because he
just didn't want to be But that generation, that's what you had to do.
Yeah, they didn't have the emotional intelligence to know that. Yeah,
that's just what they were brought up to do. Yeah, like it's like
some good home like yoh, it's crazy. I could be on the phone
with my male friends just as long as on the phone with a woman like
me and Moe be on the phone sometimes two hours, oh my god.
But and you know we're talking about basketball literally like just like random shit,
right, But it'd be like we could literally have like we'll talk about basketball
or grand theft, auto anything like we're like two little boy, like look
like we're children, almost like we'd be talking. But it's like we could
be on the phone for two too. And mind you, I could call
him the day, talk to him two hours. I call him tomorrow,
talk to him another two hours. That's my man. Okay, So listen,
next question, right, is it okay for a woman to be ran
through? Mike, let me get it out. Let me get it out.
Okay? Is it okay for a woman to be ran through if she's
only been ran through by celebrities and athletes? I don't really have it,
so can I be honest? I don't really subscribe to the ran through thing,
because ran through means to me, to me, ran through means you
didn't really have a choice. Ran through means like, Yo, we did
whatever the fuck we wanted to do to you, blah blah blah blah blah.
Whereas she made choices. And I don't give a fuck who you made
a choice with. That ain't got nothing to do with me. I'm here
right now, and I don't give a fuck who you had sex with.
I don't care who you dealt with. I don't give how famous you think
he is or blah blah blah, he ain't. Clint. First of all,
I love this for you, and I wish more men had this many
time, Clint. But I mean the mentality of men when they find out
that a woman is sexually liberated, promiscuous, whatever, Right, If they're
like, you know, just dealing with niggas in the neighborhood, it's like,
oh, I'm not sucking with her, she is smut blah blah blah
blah blah. She ran through, right. But then when I look at
these celebrities who constantly get caught with people like Selena Powell, It's like,
okay, so is it okay to be ran through or not? And I
don't mean like just getting caught. I mean like you got her out here
wearing your chain and all that shit. Well, so like, is it
okay for her to be ran through? If it only was celebrities and athlete
I think celebrity I think you got to also think about this too, right,
Like the celebrity athlete world is so small, right, it seemed big,
but it's really small and they all date the same people when you really
think about it. But here's my pushback on that. Right, the celebrity
and athlete world is so small. Yeah, right, so they all date
the same people. Yeah, they date the same people because it comes with
I'm assuming some type of security. I would never I don't think I would
date like a girl who dated about celebrities, Like, I would never,
like you'll never like and like, I mean even if I was, like,
you know, let's say I get to that level right where Kim Kay
would probably look at me and be like, yo, no, not funny.
Ain't he fun? Yeah? I mean I wouldn't. I wouldn't do
it. I don't mean it has nothing to do with her being ran through.
It's just for me, man, Like I like, you know,
I like a round away for late. So there's like two types of ran
through that. Yeah, okay, it's like random. Maybe I'm not understanding.
I'm sorry. There's like a ran through and it's chill and nobody knows,
and there's like an openly ran through. Yeah, so why do they
continue to entertain the openly ran through? You cannot be honest with you,
this is not a top it got really I'm trying, like I'm really trying
to like like find the find the balance, and I just don't want to
sound stupid, right, But if I'm being honest, like this is just
something not a topic that or not and this is no dis to the topic,
don't think I'm dropping. What I'm saying is is that I don't.
I don't think about ran Through. That's not that is not on my mind
when it comes to when it comes to women. I don't give a fuck
about ran Through. I don't. It just don't matter to me, right,
Like I meet you today June first, to you know what I'm saying
like that I just who you were before me has nothing to do with who
you are now. When you say it doesn't matter to you to you,
is that in reference to dating or like? Does that go for when you're
wiping someone? To? Absolutely so you would wife someone who's openly been I
love this because for what? Why? Why not? Why not you choosing
me? Now I'm choosing you. The only difference is that you you were
open about your your sex capades. Okay, so much sexcapades. No,
but it's like but no, But the funny thing is I'm open about my
sexcapades too. But you know that the value there isn't the same. No
it's not. But it's like, at the end of the day, like,
how can I have that same? How can I? How can I
would have straight faced look you dead in the eye and say, yo,
I'm judging you for what you've done. Men do it every day. Well
then you're not. Grow the fuck up. Bro. Now, here's my
whole thing. This is not to come at or downplay no sexually radio or
promiscuous women. Right yeah, but I do feel like we have to be
um, have some level of accountability and know that a majority of men in
today's society, UM will only take you so serious if you are super promiscuous.
So so, ladies, it's the pouring up for me, my bad.
So ladies, then you should be the same way with men. Then
right, start judging and all the fucking fat women you ran through. How
about that? How about women judge you for the for the for the for
the fours that you fucked. Bro, you fuck some fours in your life.
You fuck some women that's beneath her. Hold on and here's my thing,
right, yeah, let's have this conversations. I'm up right because we're
talking about here, here's my whole thing. Right, they're gonna be now
now you know what, I don't even want to take you like, do
it? Do it? Here's my whole thing, right, I'm all for
we judging women by I'm not gonna say I'm all for I understand if that's
your preference. Yes, that's okay for a woman who is a little bit
more quiet about her deal or virtuous or Proverbs thirty one. Right. But
if you are out here openly liking and commentating ugly bitches photos, I happen
to see you out in the streets and you got a fucking gorilla on your
arm, like, bro, I don't want I don't please? Please?
Why you want her back the same size? Please? Why? I don't
want to listen? I don't want to come on. I'm not interested.
You shouldn't be. I'm not interested. Why would you be? Why would
you? I don't want it. I stuck my penis in that. That's
gross, and now you want to stick it at me. Got the unmitigated
gall one thing about niggas, They always got the audacity. Listen. The
thing about it is, is this right? And I'm not saying this on
some you know, pick me shit, right, But fellas, let's let's
have this conversation on one second. The live said Uptown Confidential is doing five
said, then Forrest come in handy late night, my guy. No,
they don't come in handy late night, my guy. I'd rather beat my
dick. I'd rather beat my dick than be with a four. Bro.
See that's the that's a that's a man who don't got no up. We
from uptown, bro. We got uptown niggas, got standards on their penis.
You know what. An uptown niggas never take nothing serious too. So
I can't even listen to either one of y'all at this point. Man.
Well, what I'm saying is though, the point is is that it's all
right. Yeah, did I get some four is in my in my in
my day? Absolutely right? Did I? And look, maybe some women
fucked me and felt like I was a four. I mean, call a
spade a spade, right, Like I ain't. You know, I think
I'm decent, but you know I'm not what you might be used to.
Maybe you used to fucking Jason Tatums, you know what I'm saying. Okay,
you know, like because we think of Jason, he's six nine eighty
six nine he's curly, got curly head. Like, let's let's be real.
And in two ninety eight, Jason Tatum is problem is can we be
Can we be honest? Can we can we be honest? We can't be
honest? All right, But the point I'm making is this, we judge
women and say, oh, you were openly promiscuous. You walk around here
talking about how many bitches you fucked, like niggas will talk about, oh,
yeah, you know, my body count high. I don't want to
talk about it. Blah blah blah blah. Your body count high and your
dick is still trash. But not even just that though, right, your
body You talk about your body count, but she you you, you wear
that like it's a bad Gina gross. You grow up, like let's say,
let's say, bro, all right, bro, you're twenty nine years
old, and let's say you you fucked over one hundred women. Right,
that's that's very realistic. Right you mean to tell me all of them was
eight nins and above. There's no way, bro, especially because when niggas
get lit, they want whatever. But here's the thing. Right, then
you get older, you realize all you your penis has to have some some
standards all from now. Vagina is not just vagina. Quality over quantity,
quality over quantity, quality over quote. I would give me, give me
a solid seven point five. Who likes me? Who thinks? Who?
Who? Who got my back? We could just be fucking. But you
can like me and have my back, right you can? You can like
me and have my back like that's that's that's cool, right and you I
take that overall four that I'm gonna wake up next to and be like,
Yo, why did I do this? What? Get out of my house
now? Poor decisions? You know what it is. I'll tell you why.
Niggas fucked Forrest. Forrest got money, Forrest buy you food at night?
Forrest, come over with waywa you know what I think? That's what
my problem is. You don't come over with My problem is. I'm like
at eight and a half nine, but I'll be moving like I'm a four,
and niggas be taking advantage of me. Yeah, Yo, you're you're
you're way too nice to these guys. I think I'm yo okay because I
don't want to say it was just me way too nice. Niggare way too
understanding, bro. You can only be understanding with a nigga who's also understanding,
and I'll be trying to be understanding to everybody like a dummy. No,
just get one guy and let if he understands you, you should understand
him. That's my problem. I just figured it out, y'all. Next
time, y'all ask me why I'm single. That's why I'm way too understanding.
That's why nig niggas be feeling it. They'd be feeling themselves. Just
do whatever they want because I'm understanding. I hate this for me. I
hate this for me. Okay, I hate it for you to thank you,
father of Canaan, just for a badge. Thank you, appreciate your
baby, Father of Canaan. Hold on um like are you canan? Like
like Canaan starts Dad, that's all the title says. Well you can from
from Raising King and day Oh really in the show let me his name is
Omar, so he made his tag. We're thinking way too much? Is
your name? Omar? Is your name though? Let us that would be
great if his name is Omar. We just saw the serious pubble Kevin.
Yes, can we get into edibles please? Edible les. You'll say this
every time you come here and it pisses me off. No, that ible
portion of the show is when we read questions or stories that people send in.
Okay, Now, if you have a question or a story and it's
too long to fit in the prompt that we put up on Thursdays, you
can always d me your stories at inquiries I'm sorry, DM me, or
you can email me at inquiries at stormyp dot com. Thank you. Okay,
So the first question I'm listening, how do you tell a female her
couchie smells foul? How do you tell a female it smells foul? Now
here's my whole thing, right, I'll just be like, like, you
know what, So I haven't really ran into like stank coochie blessed and at
least the last blessed five seven years, like I've not. I've been you
know, like that's what I mean by quality of quantity light. But you
know what I feel like at thirty five, you shouldn't have ran into st
seven years. I haven't ran into stink couci. I'll be thirty six,
by the way, by now, you should have a hold on like the
pH Yeah, I don't really really, yeah, I have not. I
can honestly say, like I don't know that ain't me. I can't.
But but how do I say it? I mean, I've never if I
if I would say it, I would just be like, I'll just be
like, hey, like I can't continue to eat this. Someone on the
live said, you've been drinking enough water. You've been drinking enough. That's
a good question. Yeah, I like that. I like that. Use
that um as a woman. If you ask me if I've been drinking,
You're gonna get it. You're gonna it's not subtle. No, I'm just
gonna be like, yeah, because who's the say it's from the wisest leg?
But like, just why are you fucking like? Okay, let's let's
let's start here? Well, can I start? Go ahead, please,
let's start. Okay, Please, let's start. I don't think that you've
been drinking enough water is a good enough excuse because the vagina and the pH
balance is so fickle. Anything that can change. So you're drinking enough water
might not be the reason, right. It could be a reaction to a
condom. It could be yeah, it could be you know, motions,
body order. It could be you not rinsing out or washing colored drawls before
you wear them. For the first time. It can be you I'm king
because maybe I had got a great draws, so maybe I'm joking. It
could also be you're taking too long to hop in a shower after you leave
the gym, and you got you got the swamp cooch, you got to
swamp ass. So there are so many different reasons why you're phn go off.
So I don't think you asking are you drinking the order? Is it
good enough? Fans? So I think first of all, in the days
of sex, right, let's be real, all right, you know you
most most sex is planned for the most part, right, or if it's
not planned, it's very thought out right like you like, like for the
most part right when you go out, you know, like if you if
you think you might want some dick tonight, whether that means you're getting it
from somebody that you meet or somebody that you that you're calling up you have
an idea, like because you're wearing a certain like I'm just in case,
just in case, did I get some dick to that. Let me make
sure my coach she's washed up, baby, just in case, make sure
it's washed. Yeah, But I mean, I know, like me,
if I if I thought I had an inkling of some yams. I'm making
sure like I took an extra shower. So once again, your man Uptown
Confidential two on five. Did he say his name is Omar? He didn't
say if his name was Omar. I don't want to hear from him.
Put your finger to her nose and ask her would you eat this? That's
so disrespect disrespect, But I'm not mad at that. I'm sorry. What
sometimes you gotta be, you gotta be. You might have sometimes be.
You know what? Can I tell you what happened to me when I was
ten years old? I was ten years old and I never get I was
in line and this girl wanted to stay in like ten steps behind me right
and I'm like, damn, like you know what I'm saying. And she
was like then like all day, like she was yelling out somebody stink,
somebody stink, and I'm thinking, like it kill me. I don't know
if I story. Man. We got on the bus that day, she
was like, claim, I'm gonna just be honest with you. Your under
arms is funky. And from that day for my under arms was never always
had the old him, never like thank you, thank you, to Nia
Harris a hero. Yeah. The only reason I'm using the only reason why
I'm using her name specifically is just because she doesn't know to this day,
like I follow We followed each other on Instagram and all that, right,
she still looked the same from when we were like she wasn't we were twelve,
so like she still looked the same from seventh eighth grade. And I
remember she told me straight up that I stank. But she told it to
me, to me, she didn't tell everybodybody. She told me. I
appreciate that. I appreciate it. She's like you sting in your clothes,
dingy, And I never She was the finest girl in the school, and
she was considerate. She was the finest girl in the school. I never
stink, but I just sweat real bad. It happens. I've just always
been a sweater, Like that's just my thing. If I don't stink,
but I'm gonna be moist. My under arms was wild that day and yeah,
but since then, but she changed my life. So I say that
to say, sometimes you need to be harsh with that, Like sometimes you
just need to tell some about you your breath stink, yo, you know,
what's crazy? You know, he said, like in your clothes ingy.
Right, So you know, I grew up with my grandmama, so
I didn't know that the more you wash your clothes, the more the color
will fade. Right, So you know when we were younger, like the
niggas would clean you say, yo, your jeans ashy jeans was ashy jean
damn, And I feel like that was only a Philly joint, like yo,
I don't feel like nobody else anywhere. I was like, yo,
he has some ashy ask jeans or like I never get like niggas would say,
like, yo, you need some notion for the jeans. So here's
the thing, right, I didn't know because I was extremely sheltered, and
I fucking was by myself and in my own little world. So like one
day I went to school and I like rubbed vesseline on my jeans because I
thought, like that helps, and it didn't help. And then kids store
me the fuck up? You know what? You know what? You know
how they remember let's circle back real, remember they said Philly kids is the
most rudest kids on the Here we go, look, yo, when I
was growing When I was growing up I'm not gonna lie to you. Growing
up and Philly made you have to be funny. One thousands have to be
funny, thousand person. That's the one thing that's why I think we really
put out some really good comed like you gotta be because everybody in my like
people that went the high school with me, take, I wasn't the funniest
nigga into class, like, there was some niggas who used to have a
class roll it like and what you know, but you yeah, you just
gotta you gotta be funny, bro. And I think it's also why all
the Philly women are so aggressive and we can't help Philly women sisters funny,
Yo, my mom is funny, yo, like Philly women. Philly,
Philly got the funniest women, I'm all right like, And it's more so
just because y'all know how to bust back when you know what I'm saying,
y'all know how to jone back like y'all know how to you know, like
you you throw a left jab, well shit, they got a right hook
like and it's funny though. It's funny most importantly, and it's funny.
It's funny yo, Like I definitely yeah, I agree. And when we
was kids though, and we talk about disrespectful kids right like, yeah,
it's disrespect but yo, man, like you knew not to wear that fucking
shirt again, let me say something. That was the last time I want
yeah, like that's the thing, right, It didn't turn into oh many
bullying me? Yeah no, it was if you talk bad about like,
I'll never forget. I came to school with a Foo Boo outfit right now.
This is when like Fooboo was on his way out and I still wear
food. I got on food Boo shorts right now, yo, Like Forever
twenty one did a collection with foole Man, I gotta I gotta promo code
food go to Clintfield dead ass right now. But anyway, that's neither hand
there. Foo Boo, though, stood for fuck you bitches, uh and
kids in school like it's the for me, kids say bitches. So I
mean, yeah, I used to. I didn't you know I was.
I'd be like, yo, like I like food woo, but I like
my I like not like my piece too, yeah yo like yeah, um
listen, speaking of Philly, you gotta been in tonight for y'all who watching
on live or if you listen to this tonight. Yeah, I'm about to
go DJ. Talk to me about it. It's called wrist bands only,
right, So when you walk in, you know the party it's always free.
What's this voice? This is me Jesus, my DJ quiet Storm.
Oh my god, I think shit? All right? But all right,
let's but wrist bands only. You come in, they ask you your relationship
status. Red wrist band mean you in a relationship. Yellow wrist band means
complicated. Uh, Blue wrist band mean you single, Green mean you DTF
right, And that's if they say the right thing. Also, though,
what I love about it is it's me djan right, and it coincides with
my podcast music is love language and me DJing. It's fun like me,
I found DJ and during the pandemic after my father passed away. And I
don't do it for the money, like That's why it's always free. That's
why it's always just a good time. I want you to hear good music
and I want you dance and face to face with somebody. That's that's what
it's all about. That's what I like about wrist bands only. And also
you can meet somebody right and you can now fellas ouldn't. Don't have to
work for you. She got on a blue wrist band. You think she
looked good? Say something? Okay, now now now I'm gonna give a
little bit of pushback. I'm gonna give just a little bit of pushback,
just a little bit. Take it back, now, y'all. The last
wrist Band's only party? Yeah, Philly, in Philly, Okay, in
Philly. Yeah, me and my girlfriends was there. We always looking cute.
Yeah, everybody had on these singles from Span Yeah. I'm not gonna
lie. I even had on it down the fun wristband? Did you?
Nobody got no play? Okay, So what's the scary ass niggas you'll be
bringing out to the events? I think they don't look a lot of guys
aren't got no game. You don't have to have game. We got the
wristbands on. But you gotta at least you gotta know. You gotta have
the converse. You gotta know how to talk. You have to say something.
Now, this is not a DM. I have to walk up to
you and say something. Most guys don't have that in them. They don't
a lot of guys think they him. You're not him because you can't.
You are not hell because you can't even approach a woman, yeah without being
disrespectful, Like you can't walk up to a woman and say, hello,
my name is Arthur, shout out whoever he may be. I got a
cousin name craziest. But you know what, I'm not gonna lie. So
tonight, Yeah, I'm not going to wear the down the fun wristband good.
I'm going to do the single because you know what, some guys are
a little intimidated. Maybe the down the fuck Ristan was ye, So today
I'm gonna be single, okay um, And if I don't get no niggas
to night, Clint, I'm gonna have to write you a bad review on
yelp. Okay, So that's just what it is. Okay, Uh,
if you don't get no niggas today, but if other people get niggas,
maybe it's you. Sorry. First of all, maybe you're not an eight
nine like you thought. First of all, it's not gonna lie. What's
this having events where nigga's just out here enjoying themselves and having a good time.
Yeah, where the hole is that? No, we don't need that.
Niggas have come get you, come get your groove on, Broe,
come get your grid, Come get your grid on. Gotta get your grid.
Yo. Okay, so tell us where people can find you, where
they can support you, all of ever stuff you got going on with that.
Yo. My name Clint Coley. Do me a favor. I just
need you to do me. I just need to do me a favorite and
follow a couple of things. You can follow me at Clint Cole. You
can follow my podcast and listen to my podcast called Music is a Love Language.
We literally just discussed music's fun. Right. And when I say not
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