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Okay, here we go. Welcome
to the crime Payers of bond. He

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doesn't podcasts. I may were with
my friend Michelle Cloud Hughes. When did

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I when did we actually when was
I actually last around you in person?

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Like twenty nineteen? I think I
got back from Baja and saw you in

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the your barium there. Yeah,
yeah, I think it was twenty eighteen

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because we were measuring that undescribed species
a choya that we got right here,

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you know, in coastal San Diego
County. So yeah, we just totally

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ran into each other in the your
burying there, and Allen Rockefeller was there

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too. That was that was awesome. Yeah, that was a long time

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ago then, christ that was yeah, crazy, Yeah, it was cool.

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Yeah. I haven't been to bo
since twenty nineteen, and I guess

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yeah it was twenty eighteen. Would
I would go and harass John Redman at

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the Natural History Yeah? Yeah.
Anyway, Okay, well cool, thanks

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for being down to do this.
I'm just gonna I'm just gonna cut right

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to the chase. Well, I
want to talk about how you got into

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cylinder punch and all this stuff later, but just what the fuck what's going

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on with choyas, and more importantly, how do they bang? How did

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they do it? This? Okay, so they do it mostly. They

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do it very enthusiastically, and yeah, some of them do it more enthusiastically

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than others. Some of them barely
do it at all. But for the

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most part, they're all happy to
mingle and they're happy to hybridize with each

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other if they've got you know,
an even number of chromosomes. Yeah,

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So they do it in a whole
variety of ways. They've got all kinds

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of crazy sexual systems, and it's
kind of nice. Choices are nice because

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they're kind of like a manageable subset
of the cactus family because there's only like,

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you know, even if you go
wild and crazy with the subspecies,

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there's only like sixty tax of total
compared to something like what Peter works with

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in mammalaria, you know, where
there's a zillion species. Yeah, but

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so of the of the species,
we know, you know, we have

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a we have a shit ton of
chromosome counts on all of these things.

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And so it turns out about a
third of them are seem to be strictly

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diploid. So the normal like twenty
two chromosomes. For for cactie, another

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third of them seem to be strictly
polyploid, so some multiple of twenty two

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chromosomes. And then we've got another
third that have multiple traumosome levels. Right,

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you can have they can have twenty
two or forty four, thirty three

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or twenty two. The teddy bear
choia. That's when everybody knows and either

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loves or hates maybe both. I
love it. Yeah, yeah, so

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that's that's the that's one of the
ones that doesn't bang. And it doesn't

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bang because it's triploid. And so
the species that have an odd number of

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chromosomes don't bang because they can't do
myosis right a little bit, you're using

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my language. How do they bang? Yeah? I just want to not

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Oh this sounds like some sleezebag jersey
guido, but really yeah no, Well,

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let's explain the hold on because there's
late people that are gonna be listening

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to to be polyploid, to be
diploid, we should express the people that

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all all vertebrates are are diploid,
right like humans are deployed. You have

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two cops on there. That's how
you get it. You know, a

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dominant recess or whatever, you got
copies of the same gene. But plants

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don't need to play by those rules. They can be polyploid. They can

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have some plants have a thousand copies, you know, over a thousand copies

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of the same chromosome, et cetera. Yeah. Yeah, And so polyploidy

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in plants is like a super clever
evolutionary trick to deal with the fact that

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you're an organism that's stuck in place, I mean literally rooted in place,

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so when the environment goes to shit, you can't get up and migrate to

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a better environment. So polyploidy is
kind of a way. I think of

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it as like giving Mother Nature more
legos to play with, right, yeah,

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stuff exactly, You've got more spare
parts. So it's like you can

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dink around with some genes over here, but then you've already got these,

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like other ones that kind of as
backups in case something goes really wrong with

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what you're screwing around with. Yeah, So it's it's a great way.

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Polyploid is a great way not only
for plants to you know, survive in

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changing environments, but also to get
into new niches. So there's there's there's

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things that can obviously turn off and
on different different copies of the chromosome.

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Right, So, like say you're
growing in an area that's pretty lush,

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it's it's like a subtropical thing going
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dry, winter wet warm uh summer, well it's warm yet around, but

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then suddenly a mountain range goes up
and now it changes to a summer dry

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regime with a winter wet. But
you've got multiple copies of a chromosome,

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so you can just that, you
know, you can start playing around,

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you know, with with what's getting
you know, coated out right, right,

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you can turn yeah, yeah,
exactly, you can turn on the

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genes that make the proteins that give
you, you know, higher heat tolerance

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or higher you know, the ability
to deal with higher water stress or whatever

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you're dealing with, sorry, or
you know. Salt is another big issue

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that of course desert plants deal with
because of the oh that's stuff washing off

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the rocks coming into you know,
yeah yeah, and you and you get

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these ship lakes and then you know
it dries up of course because it's hot,

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and all that's left behind are all
these salts. So a lot of

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you know, a lot of that
adaptive genetic stuff. Also in the deserts

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has to do with salts as well. So yeah, it's just a really

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Polyploidy is just a really clever way
for plants to deal with changing environments basically.

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But the thing about polyploidy is that, you know, it has its

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advantages, but it's got its disadvantages
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you have basically you have more chances
to screw up during myosis, right,

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because I mean, myosis just blows
me away. It's such an incredibly

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complex thing that happens, and it
just amazes me that it happens everywhere,

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and you know, all sexually reproducing
organisms, but things go wrong when you

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have more chromosomes, and so polyploids, certainly in choyas. And I want

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to have the caveat here that my
expertise is basically choyas. Outside of that,

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it's like you're the wizard. Yeah
yeah, But outside of that,

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it's like I'm kind of extrapolating here
from choyas. Yeah, which, of

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course I just lost my train of
thought on my last Thanks. Sorry,

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I tend to do it all the
time. I do have got Especially since

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COVID, it's been Yeah, and
especially since they been since COVID, it's

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been it's been bad with me.
So what was I standing on before I

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went off in the Choice? Well, well, okay, well we were

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talking about polyploidy, and then I
was asking you, you know, to

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explain polyploidy for people that may not
understand it. It's a new concept of

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people because it's you know, you
don't get it in animals, and I

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don't know, you know, my
train of thought was so fucked yesterday I

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had to leave my house to get
anything done. I went and just I

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just called a friend that was like, look, man, can I just

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come lurk at your house and like
draw it? They can't focus at my

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got too much. Yeah, too
many things in my going on in my

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head. But but anyway, we're
just we're talking about you know, Choice.

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What's so remarkable about them? And
and and what I wanted to ask

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you mainly was you know, the
like the teddy beard Choia, which I

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love that name because it's such a
misnip and it's fucking when I posted something

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two weeks ago because there's this spot
I go to near coofa And whenever I

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go there, there's thousands of these
plants that I realized, you know,

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they're all the same. I mean
you can see them creating new individuals just

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from those arms that break off probably
in harsh desert winds and uh and you

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know, and and root themselves into
the ground. And realizing that those are

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probably all the same genetic individual.
Yeah, so that's what I want.

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Yeah, that was why that was
my main impetus for, you know,

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wanting to contact you about this.
So what how do they so? How

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do they do that? I mean, I guess that's the thing is you

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looking at these things because you you've
looked at these really closely. How did

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they how did this evolve? And
what's going on? How many of them

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can actually reproduce? How many how
many are just stuck in a in a

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perpetual state of self cloning and will
will never be able to reproduce your produce

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fruits with seeds? Will they ever
have a mutation because somatic mutation that evolves

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where they can somehow suddenly produce fruits
with seeds or what. Yeah, So

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we can talk about the teddybear choya
because I think that's such a great exemplar

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of triploid and of course everybody knows
it, you know, it seems like

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everybody's got a story about, you
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Yeah, so we don't know where
big Olovii. So teddy bear Choya is

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cylinder Punty a big lov I.
It seems to be one of the more

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ancient choyas according to our genetic work, and so there is actually a deploid

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form of cylinder plenty of big lov
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which is Seribe. It's now considered
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and that's down in Baja California,
Sore. And it looks exactly like

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teddybear Choya, except it's like a
shrub. It doesn't have that really distinctive

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dark brown black trunk, and it's
diployed and it produces viable seeds and everything.

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All the other big Lovii, which
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species, is mostly triploid. But
what we have found, and this is

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mostly Mark Baker's work, right,
he's the chromosome kne He's the chromosome counting

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king, is that you do occasionally
find diploid big Alovii. You do occasionally

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find diploid teddy bears that we assume
can produce viable seed. Well, so

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this is interesting, so even in
triploids. So let's go back to why

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triploids usually don't bang when you're undergoing
myosis. Basically, it's a splitting of

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the chromosomes. And so say you
start out with twenty two. You know

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it splits. You get eleven in
each gammeat, basically eleven chromosomes if you're

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triploid. If you end up as
a triploid, when you try to undergo

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those myotic divisions, you can't divide
an odd number of chromosomes even so you

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end up with a big mess,
right, and so you end up with

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a lot of this. You know, you end up with pollen stuff that's

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trying to be pollen or trying to
be ovules, but it's got the wrong

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number of chromosomes. So it just
doesn't work out, right, It doesn't

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develop, does not become a viable
gammy. The same thing that happens with

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the mule. That's why you can't. You can't. Mules are sterile.

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Yeah, yeah, But the deal
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and it works out to be if
it's just purely random, it works

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out to be about one. Every
one twenty six divisions, you will get

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either an eleven chromosome gammy or a
twenty two chromosome gammy, either of which

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hold on really quick. I'm really
sorry. Every one thousand and what is

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it? Yeah, so if you
have one twenty six, So it's basically

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if you have you know, twenty
two chromosomes, every possible way you can

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you can divide that. It works
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approximately divisions you can get either in
an equals eleven or an equals twenty two.

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No, I know, it sounds
amazing, amazing, It sounds totally

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it sounds totally crazy, and it's
really confusing to begin with, but it's

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actually really fun once you get the
hang of it, because then you can

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start like figuring out how how all
these weird polyploids kind of came to be.

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There's as how did you guys figure
who figured that out? Every one

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twenty six with you and Mark Bakers. Oh, that's just that's just yeah,

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that's just that's just a mathematical thing
of you know, if you have

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twenty two chromosomes. Oh yeah,
and they're just yeah, yeah, that's

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just it. It's like, I
don't know if it's a factorial thing or

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whatever. A math is not my
forte. But this is already known.

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I mean, there's already known.
It's based on twenty two chromosomes. Oney

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twenty six is going to be Yeah, so this is this is what we

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think is happening. Right, So
every once in a while you get a

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gammy that will work. And there
are the thing about of course, you

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know, cact they produce ship tons
of pollen, right, so you've got

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a lot anytime you've got and plus
triploids, as you know from Teddy Bear

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Choya. They because they clone to
reproduce, they can spread real rapidly and

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they can you know, dominate an
area. So when they flower, even

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if they're putting out a ton of
pollen basically, and even if most of

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that pollen is not viable, some
of it is. And so anytime you've

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got you know, lots and lots
and lots of opportunities and lots and lots

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and lots of time, Eventually a
couple of viable game meats are gonna you

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know, match up so if you
get an eleven and an eleven, you

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know, if you get two eleven
chromosome game meats matching up, then you

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can get a diploid tendertoya. And
this happens occasionally, and you know you'll

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find them with seeds and so the
even more interesting thing about this is that

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we have tended to find these are
marked mostly has tended to find these diploid

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or these diploid big globis on the
edges of the species range, which is

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where they would most need that genetic
variability to, you know, because they're

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at the edges of their tolerance basically, so that's where it's going to behoove

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them the most. So that's what'sly
is that it's yes, well that's the

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idea. Yes, marginal environments,
these more extreme environments, well not extreme,

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but you know, more disadvantageous to
what the species has evolved for,

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right, right, And so if
you're it's where like okay, it's kind

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of like where the edge of being
a triploid is beneficial, it's kind of

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like okay, well now we're at
the point where some genetic diversity would be

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kind of nice, so you know
there, yeah, so there is more

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that evolutionary pressure at those places.
That being said, we've also found diploid's

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you know, right smack in the
middle of the range too. So I

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have the feeling that I mean and
I hope this is the case that as

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technology improves. You know, I
always joke when I'm in the field,

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I just want a thing that you
can like point at a plant and it'll

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tell you how many king chromosomes it's
got, you know, because I have

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the feeling that if we could do
that, we would find a lot more

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variation in chromosome number then we know
right now, because right now, counting

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chromosome is the canting chromosomes is a
pain in the ass to ask, how

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do you guys, So how do
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the what's the procedure? So there's
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the way that Mark does it is
through Holland grains. So basically you have

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to catch the pollen grains before they
actually turn into pollen. You have to

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catch them at the correct stage of
myosis where you can actually see all the

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chromosomes because usually, you know,
the chromosomes are just like all you know,

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spread out in a big mess.
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the right phase. And that's real
pain, right because they only generally flower

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once a year, so to catch
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got to get them when the buds
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what we do in the field is
go try to collect some tiny things,

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some tiny buds, and then you
you basically kind of dive into the to

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the flower with some real fine forceps
and you pick out some pollen or some

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like protopollen, I guess, and
then you can stick it on a microscope

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slide, squish, squish, squish, and put some put a little bit

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of dye on it. I think
it's like Carmine, one of the real

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standard red dyes, and you can
take a quick look at it under the

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microscope just yeah, you know,
I forget what it is, like one

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hundred x or something, and you
can at least see if it's in the

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correct phase of myosis to to count
the chromosomes, and if it is,

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you can stick that bud in a
fixative solution to just like stop everything where

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it's you know where it's at.
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lab and he can do the full
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how is he doing? Is he
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so it's a yeah. So it's just

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like you know, you literally squish
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read out those cells and squash those
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possible. And there's also you know
some other you know, you got to

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add more chemicals and do some more
you know lab magic, what magnification,

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what magnification. I think it's I
think for the actual counting, it's I

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want to say four hundred. It's
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probably it's probably an oil emergency.
Should that's crazy that you could see it.

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I have tried it, and I
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you know, photographs of the things, and I'm like, okay, and

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kind of see yeah, And then
of course it's exactly exactly and so and

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of course with when you get into
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more chromosomes. And then triploids you
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So yeah, it's county chromosomes is
a real pain. The other way

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you can do it is through root
tips. The advance root tips is that

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they're always there. You can always
grow them. But the technique, which

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I've only tried a few times,
the technique for you know, just preparing

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them and doing all that is more
of a pain in the ass. It

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takes you know, more chemicals,
it takes more time. It's just it's

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just a more annoying procedure. But
you can do it. I mean,

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this is a it takes a few
days. I mean from going out in

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the field actually driving back to the
lab and looking at all this stuff.

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I mean that it's a it's a
it's a process like it takes a while

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to get the data. Yeah,
yeah, absolutely. Oh it's a really

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long term process. Like for example, for our when we described the chucky

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Choya cylinder point the truck on insis
that was that was three years between the

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time when Mark was like, hey
that's a really strange looking Choya and when

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we published it. So yeah,
it's really long. It takes a long

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time. And the and the Chucky
Toy study. I actually calculated this out

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the other day required nineteen thousand and
sixty five morphometric measurements. So what does

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that? What's that mean in plane
speed? Okay, So so I've been

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like, you know, rattling on
about all this, you know, chromosome

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and genetic stuff. Mostly what I've
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morphological stuff. This is like the
old school stuff, but it's still absolutely

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necessary just to know, you know, the measurements on these things. And

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the reason one reason it's important is
for conservation of course, right because we

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won't officially, nobody will officially protect
plants unless they like have a name,

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a real name. We know,
we know that it's a real species exactly.

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So in order to write those descriptions
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to know what the health these things
look like, and you know, preferably

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with measurements so that we can say
this one's got you know, an average

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of six spines versus four spines or
whatever. So that's what the morphometric measurements

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in the field are. So what
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and this is a large part of
what I've done, what my publications are

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about is uh, basically circumscribing taxa
within the within the choya is figuring out

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what's what are good species, what
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a lot of that has been the
morphological measurements, So just going out there

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measuring things like spine length, flower
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kind of like I do when I'm
trying to draw, Like I was drawn

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blackbrush quote unquote Acacia last night,
and I was like, oh, and

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I've never really looked at this fucking
plant before. What's cool? Yeah,

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yeah, well it's amazing, but
I don't think i'd want to try to

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dry it draw. It's a sort
out. It took me like two or

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three hours. Yeah, my kid
was there, Like I just just like

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I love it that. But sometimes
you got to sedate them with television.

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She watches that. She watches this
show called Buba, which is like this

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nonsensical you know, there's no language
and it's just this guy, this like

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creature like Runner anyway, But so
you look, you look deep at these

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these choices. I mean, I
guess what what I find so fascinating about

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all this stuff because I mean you
talk to like lay people about Bonnie,

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and that's mainly who I'm trying to
reach. I mean, I know there's

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people, there's people in academic listen
this. That's all good, of course

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they know what I'm talking about.
But I want everything explained for people that

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are just getting into this like that. You know, I want more people

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to see how fascinating this shit is. I want to get them turned out

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of this. So what I find. You know, you talk wait people

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about polyploidy, They're like, what
like a chromosome's like, now, okay,

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now you have to go through meosis
versus mitosis versus what is a GAMMYT

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versus what? It's like, how
does this stuff work? Polland you know,

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but uh, but you know,
it's so fucking cool because I mean

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there's a story there is with everything
when you know, when polyploid Yeah,

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the story is, now you've got
more genes in this genetic toolbox, you

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got more opportunity to to overcome environmental
stres I says, which can lead to

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speciation, which can you know,
like opportunities of Vikerians like a mountain range

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popping up, or like the Baja
Peninsula splitting away from the mainland Mexico.

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You know, the kind of North
America five million years ago. You know,

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all this shit goes on. It's
so fucking cool. But also just

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to see, well, first off, mean plants are always mean anything,

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whether it's rattlesnakes or score whatever,
it's always kind of intriguing. But also

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to see a hillside of a colony
of choi and be like, damn,

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that's all the same thing. That's
just a photocopy. That's like, you

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know, five thousand photocopies. That's
crazy. Yeah. Yeah, I found

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a I came across a population in
the Macola Mountains in southern Nevada a couple

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of years ago on a transmission line
job I was on and it was just,

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I don't know, it was incredible. It was just it spread over

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multiple hillsides like as far as the
eye could see. And I was I

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told folks I was with through were
all wildlife. I'm like, that's like

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one organism. Yeah, totally.
That the fuck. That's It's like the

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desert aspen you know, yeah,
or that that are malaria in Oregon.

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It's like, motherfucker, the desert
has a really mean, cool plant that

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can that creates its own shade screen
out of its spines, that can do

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that too, you know. So
yeah, yeah, it's amazing. And

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you know, I just, I
really I love choyas for a lot of

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reasons, but I just they demand
their personal space and they demand respect,

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and that's I just I like them
for that. Yeah. Yeah, So

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I want to talk about the new
species you named and about all the diversity

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and the deserts. But first off, the clear things up. So when

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you get a triploid species that produces
a diploid, a three chromosome species that

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can't generally can't reproduce, and then
every oneenty twenty six divisions you get a

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diploid cell, that's obviously, it
doesn't mean the whole plant is diploid.

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It means that pollen grain is diploid, right, correct, So that makes

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it extremely you know that that means
it's more of a almost more of a

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r total you know, random chance
that that pollen grain now has to be

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carried by a beat to another stigma
of a I mean yeah, and it's

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got to meet up with another with
a viable with a diploid Yeah, with

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a diploid ovule God, that's fat
one. That's either yeah. Yeah,

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Okay, Now the odds are now, the odds are really increased now,

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it seems. But again, you
get a colony of five thousand or one

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hundred thousand plants and you give it
a million and a half, a million

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and a half seasons. Yeah,
yeah, So it's amazing stuff, amazing

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stuff. Okay, So okay,
so let's talk about all the different because

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there's choyas on the coast, there's
choyas in the brutal desert. They all

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have those barbed spines, which makes
people so wary of them. Understandably,

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threw one at a friend once.
Oh that was well, you know,

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a couple of years earlier, me
and another friend had been throwing them at

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each other. You know, it's
like a joke. I think we were

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I think we were hammered. This
is before I quit drinking, and I

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don't know, just my dumb ass, I just wasn't thinking. I threw

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it at a friend we were playing
around, and he was like, what

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the fuck, Like, that's you
crossed the line. I draw the line

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at, you know, at unconsensual
pain. And I was like, oh,

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I immediately probably I don't know what
I was thinking. But we've joked

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about making like metal lacrosse sticks and
then having like lacrosse tournaments with with Teddy

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Bear Choya joints like each other.
We're a helmet and safety glasses. Yeah

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yeah, hell so okay, so, but so coastal choya is we got

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We talked about big OLOVII, which
is probably the most notable one. But

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what are some what are some of
your other favorite ones that you've you've studied.

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Well, of course the Chucky choya, you know, the one we

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actually described. That'll that's my baby, that's that's still like the pinnacle of

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my you know, botanical career is
describing a new choice. Yeah, so

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let's talk about this. How did
you come across that? And why had

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nobody noticed it before? So this
is this is a really cool kind of

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scientific and I've done a zillion presentations
on this thing, so I've got this

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thing down that So the way this
came about was actually really kind of cool.

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We were on this rare plant survey
and the Mule Mountains, which is

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just west of Life, great place
life, and but we were really close,

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we were working really close to the
border of the Chocolate Mountains. Aerial

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gunnery range right where they drop all
these gigantic bombs. So they had the

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company we were working for, you
know, they did all this all the

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safety stuff, right, So they
had these guys come out every morning to

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our you know, our tailboard safety
meeting to tell us basically, don't touch,

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you know, shiny objects you find
on the ground that looked like they

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could be explosive. And we're like, okay, well you really only had

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to tell us that once, but
no, they were required to come out

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every single day to tell us this, but they could only work six days

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a week. So on the seventh
day, we didn't want to rest,

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right because you're botanists. We were
used to just like working until we dropped.

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And they're like wait, So we're
like, wait, you're not gonna

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let us work, Like, we're
not going to make any money this day

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because these guys can't come out and
give us their thirty their thirty second spiel

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that we've already heard ten times.
So the company was like, all right,

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right, just come up with eight
hours worth of botany work to do,

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you know, and we'll pay for
eight hours. We're like all right,

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cool, So, you know,
we did all our paperwork, were

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like caught up on all our paperwork, and then five of us just went

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out and botanized. And so we're
trucking along on the north side of the

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Chuckwalla Mountains and we start seeing this
this weird looking kind of decumbent, ratty

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choya thing, and Mark is like, that's a weird looking choya. I

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think I don't recognize that. I
think that might be a new species.

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And of course he's always throwing out
random bullshit like that, so the rest

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of us were like, eh,
whatever, it's just a weird kino cart.

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But which is the golden toya?
Which is you know, widespread all

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over the Mohave and you know,
Western snore And I think, and he's

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like no, no, So we're
just you know, we kept trucking along

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through the day, we kept seeing
more and more of this stuff, and

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he's like, man, I just
think this is something weird. And it

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was. This was May first,
so it was like past most of the

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main flowering season for the choyas,
so already he could feel it, he

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could these things going on here right
right. Well, of course, you

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know, he's got a zillion years
of experience. We're working in toys.

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The rest of us were like,
yeah, whatever. So finally we get

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up this. We hiked up this
one beautiful rugged canyon. The Chuckwalla Mountains

404
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:33,960
are just incredible. So we get
up there and we found one plant in

405
00:27:34,039 --> 00:27:40,319
flower and it had this bright orange
flower, which is not what golden toy

406
00:27:40,319 --> 00:27:45,200
as flowers look like. And it
had these like pink red filaments on the

407
00:27:45,319 --> 00:27:49,960
stamens and like a pink style,
and so all of us were like,

408
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:56,559
oh, holy shit, he's right, this is something different. So then

409
00:27:56,720 --> 00:28:00,440
for the next few years we just
went out basically we try to see how

410
00:28:00,519 --> 00:28:03,720
much of this thing we could find, and we ended up one of the

411
00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:07,119
first places we went was corn spring, also there in the Chuckwalla Mountain,

412
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:11,160
and we got there at night and
we woke up in the morning and we

413
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:17,440
were just surrounded by this thing,
by this mystery CHOI yeah yeah, spot

414
00:28:17,599 --> 00:28:21,079
yeah, yeah. Oh yeah it
is, except that right these days it's

415
00:28:21,119 --> 00:28:26,359
looking like shit unfortunately, just like
shocking drought. No, no, the

416
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:30,000
drought, just just drought climate change, and we can get into that later

417
00:28:30,079 --> 00:28:33,559
on because it's really fucking depressing anyway. So so we just like spent a

418
00:28:33,559 --> 00:28:37,279
couple of years driving around and we
measured this thing, of course. But

419
00:28:37,359 --> 00:28:41,680
the thing is you can't just measure
one species and say it's different. You

420
00:28:41,759 --> 00:28:44,519
got to measure all the ones that
are similar to it so that you can

421
00:28:44,559 --> 00:28:52,359
do those lovely multivariate statistical analysis population. Yea proved something different exactly exactly.

422
00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:56,359
So this that was the whole big
undertaking. So when I say we measure

423
00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:59,200
a choi, a lot of a
lot of people think, I mean,

424
00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:02,720
we're counting the pop population. But
no, we're taking like tape measures and

425
00:29:02,759 --> 00:29:11,559
digital calipers, and we measure fifteen
vegetative characters and if there are it's really

426
00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:15,160
yeah, And if there are fruits, then there's like a whole other I

427
00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:18,839
don't know, seventeen characters that we
measure on the fruits. So other.

428
00:29:18,119 --> 00:29:22,279
But then other than height and width
of the plant, all of those characters

429
00:29:22,319 --> 00:29:27,160
we measure three times each so that
you can take an average. So that's

430
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:33,480
how you get So then the so
the Chucki Choya study, we measured four

431
00:29:33,519 --> 00:29:36,920
different species to compare it, you
know, so we measured the Chucki Choya

432
00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:40,519
plus three to compare it to plus
the outgroup. Right, you got to

433
00:29:40,519 --> 00:29:44,880
have an out group if your statistics
are going to be copasetic. It was.

434
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:51,599
So we had four species, fifteen
populations across the entire southwest. Basically

435
00:29:51,799 --> 00:29:55,680
the range of all four of the
species that we measured it was four hundred

436
00:29:55,680 --> 00:30:00,000
and sixty five individuals and it works
out to forty one measurements per plant.

437
00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:04,119
And that's how you get the nineteen
thousand and sixty five measurements. So you

438
00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:11,519
guys actually took nineteen thousand separate measurements. Wow, yes, nineteen sixty five.

439
00:30:11,759 --> 00:30:18,079
So the thing about this, it's
so it's incredibly tedious and it's time

440
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:21,240
consuming, but the thing is it's
well, first of all, it's cheap

441
00:30:21,319 --> 00:30:22,799
other than gas. You know,
it just takes a couple of people who

442
00:30:22,839 --> 00:30:27,799
are crazy enough to do the measurements
and run the statistical analyses. But the

443
00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:33,079
other thing is most people don't do
this for cacti. I mean, people

444
00:30:33,079 --> 00:30:37,400
are starting to now, but as
you know, cactus taxonomy is just like

445
00:30:37,559 --> 00:30:45,079
a hoarder's attic of crap of old
names, synonyms, you know, Norman

446
00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:51,559
Newts, you name it, you
know. So the reason we take all

447
00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:56,599
of those data is because we can
now say this is what this species is

448
00:30:56,720 --> 00:31:02,240
like, this is its average height
with this is its average everything. Here

449
00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:04,440
are the eight zillion characters we measured, and here are there. Here are

450
00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:11,160
their means. They're for all of
these Yeah, and there measurements exactly exactly.

451
00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:15,079
It's like just drown people in data. If they don't agree with you.

452
00:31:15,319 --> 00:31:17,680
It's like, okay, you don't
agree, you go take all this

453
00:31:17,799 --> 00:31:22,480
data and see if you get different
results. You know, That's that's how

454
00:31:22,519 --> 00:31:25,279
science works. You got to you
gotta have the data. You can't just

455
00:31:25,319 --> 00:31:29,000
say that looks kind of different,
it's a different subspecies. So did you

456
00:31:29,039 --> 00:31:30,680
did you guys? Did you guys
docular analysis on it too? Did you

457
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:34,240
get good you know, DNA data? You know what? That's one thing

458
00:31:34,319 --> 00:31:38,920
that is just killing me. We
have not really done any genetic work on

459
00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:44,799
the polyploid Toya, which so we
you know, we undertook this. We

460
00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:48,920
started getting into the DNA stuff of
Choya in twenty sixteen with Lucas Majore,

461
00:31:49,039 --> 00:31:55,119
who was then at the Desert Botanic
Garden at Tempe. But we did the

462
00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:59,160
study that we did with him was
just on the diploid. So the publication

463
00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:07,079
and two nineteen, which was the
first whole plastome genetic analysis of a clade

464
00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:10,720
in the cactus family. So that's
pretty cool, But that was just the

465
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:15,960
diploids because we wanted to avoid as
you know, of course cactus have all

466
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:20,880
that crazy reticulate evolution. They hybridize, so when you start looking at the

467
00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:27,839
polyploids, of course the phylogenetic trees
just get crazy. So we just restricted

468
00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:32,160
our that first genetic analysis to diploids. Now, we extracted DNA from the

469
00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:38,799
all the hybrids and all the polyploids, but that those that DNA hasn't as

470
00:32:38,799 --> 00:32:42,200
far as I know, I think
some of it's been sequenced, some of

471
00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:45,599
it hasn't, but none of it
has really been like assembled and analyzed it.

472
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:49,920
And it just drives me crazy because
I know we have it. So

473
00:32:50,519 --> 00:32:52,680
Chucklensis is polyploid, I take it. Do you know what it's sister too,

474
00:32:52,759 --> 00:32:55,599
like what it may be evolved out
of, or what it's what species

475
00:32:55,599 --> 00:33:00,519
it is closely related? Yeah,
So because we don't really have the genetics

476
00:33:00,559 --> 00:33:05,240
on it, we're not really sure. But the so the reason it's been

477
00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:10,720
overlooked all these years is but is
that it has been misidentified as cylinder Puontietti

478
00:33:10,799 --> 00:33:15,599
kind of Karpa the very common golden
tooia, which is also called silver choya

479
00:33:15,599 --> 00:33:17,240
by the way, because you know, you get both forms golden and silver

480
00:33:17,319 --> 00:33:23,759
spines. So it turns out that
Muns and Kick collected this thing, collected

481
00:33:23,839 --> 00:33:29,160
chucky back in I think nineteen twenty
eight, Jepsum collected it. They all

482
00:33:29,359 --> 00:33:31,599
identified it as a kind of karpa, but they all noted that it has

483
00:33:31,759 --> 00:33:35,960
these weird flower colors, which I
didn't even get into. I haven't even

484
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,559
gotten into so many topics yet.
Yeah, it's the same thing, it's

485
00:33:38,599 --> 00:33:42,759
just different, right, That's what
people say about the tax sodium. Yeah,

486
00:33:42,839 --> 00:33:45,039
in Central Texas, they're like,
oh, it's a dis the com

487
00:33:45,279 --> 00:33:49,839
It's just a different one. It's
different because it's evolved in a different habitat.

488
00:33:49,839 --> 00:33:52,839
It's a different fucking species. It's
you know, and it has it's

489
00:33:52,839 --> 00:33:55,200
got sixty six chromosomes instead of twenty
two, so it's got you know,

490
00:33:55,559 --> 00:34:00,000
a lot more color variations. Wait
wait, wait, that's how are you

491
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:04,079
talking about taxtonium or about your choyaoya? Okay, right, right, right,

492
00:34:04,119 --> 00:34:07,680
okay, what I didn't know anyone
Okay, no, I know,

493
00:34:07,759 --> 00:34:10,480
I know it was a stupid question
on my part. Just no that's so

494
00:34:10,679 --> 00:34:15,320
chuck Willensis has sixty six chromosomes.
Yeah, so this is interesting. So

495
00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:23,840
this gets into the whole correlation between
various forms of dioec and polyploidy. So

496
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:30,039
I'm going to try to be a
little more cognizant of people who aren't into

497
00:34:30,079 --> 00:34:34,480
botany this time when I explain dioec. Yeah, I always just tell you

498
00:34:34,519 --> 00:34:37,440
everyone knows weed. I just telling
me a dioete like wheed. You know,

499
00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:42,519
plants are either male or female,
right, right, So like ninety

500
00:34:42,599 --> 00:34:46,679
percent of plant species are hermaphrodites.
Right, They have flowers that have functional

501
00:34:46,719 --> 00:34:52,599
male and female parts within the same
flower, the opposite end of the spectrum,

502
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:59,119
like dioec, which means two houses. Ecius means house, and so

503
00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:04,159
dioec means two houses. So you
have separate male and female plants. You

504
00:35:04,199 --> 00:35:07,800
have plants that produce just male flowers
and plants that produce just female flowers.

505
00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:15,159
But because plants can do everything,
because plants need to have that variation,

506
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:22,599
they also do everything within the spectrum
between hermaphrodism and full dioec. And in

507
00:35:22,679 --> 00:35:30,719
cactus anyway, we see this very
strong correlation between having multiple sets of chromosomes

508
00:35:30,079 --> 00:35:37,440
and having some form of separation of
the sexes, and most a lot of

509
00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:40,079
times it's not full dioec you know, you don't have separate male and female

510
00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:46,960
plants. Now, in the chuck
E Choya, the chucky is one of

511
00:35:47,079 --> 00:35:53,840
a really interesting group of organisms plants
that are what's called gynodioecious. And what

512
00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:59,960
that means is that some of the
plants have hermaphroditic flowers, right they have

513
00:36:00,119 --> 00:36:06,079
they have male and female functional parts
on the flowers. But some individuals don't

514
00:36:06,159 --> 00:36:10,920
produce viable pollen, which makes them
basically female plants. And in the chucky

515
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:16,960
choya is about it's approximately a sixty
to forty split. It's about sixty percent

516
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:24,719
of the individuals have hermaphroditic flowers and
about forty percent have our female plants basically.

517
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:30,559
So this is really really cool.
And another thing about chucky that goes

518
00:36:30,599 --> 00:36:36,480
along with this is that it has
this amazing flower color variation. Now,

519
00:36:36,519 --> 00:36:40,400
a lot of choya species have some
flower color variation that they're kind of stuck

520
00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:45,000
within one part of the range.
Chuck E Choya the chucky has a range

521
00:36:45,119 --> 00:36:50,320
all the way from you know,
kind of the typical apuntioid yellow, you

522
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:54,320
know, greenish yellow, like like
the golden Choya does all the way to

523
00:36:54,400 --> 00:37:00,480
this deep deep burgundy red with so
the stick to sticks come out about you

524
00:37:00,519 --> 00:37:05,920
know, fifteen percent, or the
yellow about thirty three percent are the really

525
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,360
you know, pretty dark red,
and everything in between is like some gradient

526
00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:14,920
of orange basically. And they also
have the pink to red filaments on the

527
00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:17,960
stamens and the pink to red styles. So Chucky, it turns out,

528
00:37:19,159 --> 00:37:25,119
is the one of four Choia species
that have this entire suite of characters.

529
00:37:25,199 --> 00:37:30,480
They are hexaploid, they have sixty
six chromosomes. They have this flower color

530
00:37:30,559 --> 00:37:34,599
variation all the way from yellow to
red. They have the pink to red

531
00:37:35,519 --> 00:37:39,760
filaments and styles, and yeah,
so it's this combination. It's this like

532
00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:43,360
I guess you'd call it a syndrome, right, it's like the it's all

533
00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:46,199
I like to call them the sexy
hexes, right. They're ginodioecious, they're

534
00:37:46,239 --> 00:37:52,199
gynodioecious hexaploids. And it's a very
elite club. And in fact, it's

535
00:37:52,239 --> 00:37:57,719
become more elite recently with some really
super cool research that's that's coming out of

536
00:37:58,119 --> 00:38:05,239
uv of Floris's lab at San Diego
State University. Nividitha Ramados for her PhD

537
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:12,760
research has been was researching is researching
cylinder Appuntia wolfii. And that's another that's

538
00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:15,800
Wolf's choya. That's another one of
the sexy hexes. And it occurs down

539
00:38:16,159 --> 00:38:21,440
at Kumba basically, so right along
Interstate eight. Uh, you go through

540
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:24,760
right through as you're going through Hakamba, down as you're descending into Okatio,

541
00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:30,920
the town of Okatillo where all those
fucking windmills are. You pass through the

542
00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:34,599
type locality and it's just thick on
the ground and it you know, it's

543
00:38:34,639 --> 00:38:37,079
the same, it's got that same
set of characters. So Nivey has been

544
00:38:37,239 --> 00:38:43,239
researching this for her PhD, and
what she has found is that it's in

545
00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:47,960
fact, strictly it's in fact actually
dioecious. It's fully dioecious. So the

546
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:55,039
plants that look like they have hermaphroditic
flowers are in fact not producing viable ovules.

547
00:38:55,119 --> 00:39:00,920
The ovules abort early on, and
so it's only the so really quick

548
00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:04,400
okay, so with with but with
I mean, can you tell for the

549
00:39:05,239 --> 00:39:10,679
for the Chuck Wallace that the produce
you know, they functionally pistolate flowers functionally

550
00:39:10,679 --> 00:39:14,599
female flowers. Can you tell,
I mean by looking at the palm that

551
00:39:14,599 --> 00:39:17,719
they're like the pollen just doesn't You
don't even have to lose. Yeah,

552
00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:20,679
you don't even have to look at
the pollen. All you have to do

553
00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:23,519
is look at the anthers. The
anthers are just these deflated little sacks.

554
00:39:23,679 --> 00:39:29,239
They're not all juicy. There's no
pollen. So they don't even produce pollen

555
00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:31,239
grains. It's not like they're producing
pollen grains and it's just sterole. It's

556
00:39:31,239 --> 00:39:35,280
nope, they don't produce pollen at
all. Yeah, Chucky does not,

557
00:39:35,639 --> 00:39:38,119
does not, but that appears to
not be the case now in Wolf.

558
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:43,280
It looks like the ones that look
like they had hermaphroditic flowers. Those it's

559
00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:46,000
not the pollen that's not that's sterile
in this case, it's the ovules that

560
00:39:46,039 --> 00:39:50,880
are sterile, and that is a
much harder you'd have to like dissect the

561
00:39:51,679 --> 00:39:54,360
Yeah, exactly, and that's that's
what that's what Nibby did lots and lots

562
00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:59,440
of them, and she's done a
lot. So this is I guess a

563
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:02,559
form of aid. She'd call cryptic
dioec. So it looks like it's you

564
00:40:02,559 --> 00:40:06,559
know, it's a plant that looks
like it's got hermaphroditic flowers, but in

565
00:40:06,599 --> 00:40:12,400
fact the obvioles are not viable.
Now what I'm interested in this always,

566
00:40:12,639 --> 00:40:15,679
this just blows me away. Her
research is so cool. She's done a

567
00:40:15,719 --> 00:40:21,119
ton of other stuff and about sexual
dimorphism in the wolf's Choya. That is

568
00:40:21,199 --> 00:40:23,719
just coming up with some amazing stuff. And I highly recommend everybody look into

569
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:27,719
her research. I don't want to
step on her toes by, like,

570
00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:30,079
you know, because I don't know
how much stuff she walked out there,

571
00:40:30,119 --> 00:40:34,280
but it's amazing. You should go
look it up. But anyway, so

572
00:40:34,599 --> 00:40:37,679
a cryptic dioec seems to be what
we've gotten wolf feed wolf the ie.

573
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:40,920
Now what I want to know,
what I think would be an interesting thing

574
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:46,079
to look at if anybody wants to
get into Choya. Is so after I

575
00:40:46,119 --> 00:40:49,679
figure, after we heard about this, I was like, oh shit,

576
00:40:49,719 --> 00:40:52,760
we better figure out if that's happening
in Chucky as well. And fortunately I

577
00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:55,400
had we had marked, of course, a bunch of all the plants that

578
00:40:55,440 --> 00:41:00,239
we measured, and I had while
we were while I was you know,

579
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:04,159
taking the statistics for the flower color
stuff. I had marked these plants,

580
00:41:04,199 --> 00:41:07,039
and I had marked whether they were
paul and sterile or not. So I

581
00:41:07,079 --> 00:41:09,719
had these things. Now Unfortunately,
you know, my GPS only has like

582
00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:15,039
a five meter accuracy, and so
I wasn't able to like revisit every single

583
00:41:15,079 --> 00:41:20,360
thing plant plus in the interim between
the time I took that flower data and

584
00:41:20,639 --> 00:41:22,599
when I you know, went out
to look again after learning about you know,

585
00:41:22,639 --> 00:41:29,079
cryptic dioec and Wolfey, it's been
shitty. I mean, the drought

586
00:41:29,239 --> 00:41:34,639
has just absolutely hammered the Chucky toya
population. Even I think you guys just

587
00:41:34,679 --> 00:41:37,159
got dumped on last year though,
didn't. I didn't. No, it's

588
00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:40,440
yeah, it's just a long no, not not out there, not not

589
00:41:40,559 --> 00:41:47,159
in not where the Chucky tooya populations
are. So it's like it's that drought

590
00:41:47,199 --> 00:41:51,400
within a drought, you know.
And then of course everything's just the heat's

591
00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:57,239
just turned up on anything. Yeah, totally so so. But so I

592
00:41:57,280 --> 00:42:00,440
wasn't able to do like a real
scientific look. But I did find plants

593
00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:07,519
that I had marked as hermaphrodites that
did have good looking seeds. So I

594
00:42:07,599 --> 00:42:14,639
think Chucky is. We're pretty sure
Chucky is actually gynodioecious. My question is

595
00:42:14,639 --> 00:42:19,800
is WOLFII actually dioecious or is this
an example of, you know, if

596
00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:22,320
we looked at if we looked at
WOLFII in a good set of years,

597
00:42:22,599 --> 00:42:27,360
because unfortunately, you know, NIVI
had to do her her field work in

598
00:42:27,679 --> 00:42:32,519
the crappiest drought years in a really, really long time. And so I'm

599
00:42:32,519 --> 00:42:37,960
wondering, like, is that why
the hermaphrodites didn't produce seeds in a good

600
00:42:38,039 --> 00:42:43,639
year? Would we actually see the
hermaphrodites producing seeds because I just learned a

601
00:42:43,639 --> 00:42:47,360
couple of years ago that there are
freaking salt bushes atroplex that can change their

602
00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:53,480
sexes based on environmental conditions. Good
Yeartically, like, how does know to

603
00:42:53,519 --> 00:42:57,199
turn on and off whether it's going
to produce well, you know all those

604
00:42:57,360 --> 00:43:00,360
I think all those parts are kind
of like, you know, they're linked,

605
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:02,519
and so it might just be well, I'm sure it's incredibly complicated,

606
00:43:02,559 --> 00:43:07,760
and I have no idea about the
Really is that a thing you think?

607
00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:12,079
Is that like? Is that some
sort of it? Just I know,

608
00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:15,920
because I know there are a lot
of polyploid atroplexes, but this was just

609
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:17,159
a thing where I came across this, and I was like, holy shit,

610
00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:22,719
plants changing sex. This is great. Yeah, so I just I

611
00:43:22,719 --> 00:43:24,159
don't know anything about it, but
I kind of like I'm like, wow,

612
00:43:24,239 --> 00:43:28,760
well, in a good year,
would the woul the hermaphrodites start producing

613
00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:32,159
seeds? And it's another one of
those things like the like the diploid versus

614
00:43:32,159 --> 00:43:35,440
triploid big o lov I where it's
like, God, if it were just

615
00:43:35,559 --> 00:43:38,400
easier to figure that out, you
know, I wouldn't be surprised if we

616
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:45,119
see craziness. You need like a
machine that just plugs into a phone,

617
00:43:45,559 --> 00:43:47,599
you know, yeah, can it
can? An It's like I hope we

618
00:43:47,639 --> 00:43:52,280
get like full genome sequencing that can
occur in like two minutes. You know,

619
00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:53,199
you plug this, I know,
I know, just get up and

620
00:43:53,239 --> 00:43:57,599
like stick a little probe on the
plant and like, okay, this this

621
00:43:57,719 --> 00:44:01,719
choice is three quarters in Brecada and
one quarter leptoc. We're too busy trying

622
00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:05,760
to send rich guys into space.
So yeah, yeah, you know,

623
00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:07,480
well at least we sent it.
At least we sent the fume to the

624
00:44:07,519 --> 00:44:13,840
bottom of the ocean. Yeah.
Man, that was God, that was

625
00:44:14,119 --> 00:44:15,599
I don't even get me started.
Holy shit that Yeah, yeah, I

626
00:44:15,599 --> 00:44:21,639
know, anyway, Yeah, it
was kind of it was kind of funny,

627
00:44:21,679 --> 00:44:23,320
but anyway, So okay, So, so, I mean that's why

628
00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:25,679
I tell people look at flowers all
the time, is it's there's so much

629
00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:29,199
Every flower is a puzzle. There's
so much shit going on when you look

630
00:44:29,199 --> 00:44:30,039
at one of these things. Like
you can look at a flower and be

631
00:44:30,079 --> 00:44:34,119
like, wait, those answers don't
look juicy. They look kind of it's

632
00:44:34,119 --> 00:44:37,880
producing stamens. I mean there should
be you know, but there's nothing in

633
00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:39,639
those answers. They look shriven,
but they're not, you know, or

634
00:44:39,719 --> 00:44:43,960
like that what's going on? That
stigma doesn't look right, it looks weird.

635
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:45,880
It's what's so this? And how
does that? You know? And

636
00:44:45,880 --> 00:44:47,360
then of course the question is there's
a story there, how does that evolve?

637
00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:52,760
Like is something selecting for that?
Yeah? So you know, yeah,

638
00:44:52,800 --> 00:45:00,400
so we So there's a general hypothesis
about why this correlation between poly floidy

639
00:45:00,519 --> 00:45:06,480
and it's dioec or sub dioec occurs. And I actually had to look this

640
00:45:06,639 --> 00:45:10,119
up yesterday because it had been a
long time since I went through that offis

641
00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:15,679
and I didn't want to screw it
up. So basically, the hypothesis is

642
00:45:15,719 --> 00:45:19,880
this, You're you're a diploid organism, right, You're doing your thing,

643
00:45:20,239 --> 00:45:23,880
and then one day, whatever reason, there's an environmental pressure you you you

644
00:45:23,880 --> 00:45:28,079
produce a polyploid. Right, you
turn into a polyploid. But you or

645
00:45:28,159 --> 00:45:30,239
you you know, you're you're gammy
to meet up with somebody else and they

646
00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:37,239
produce a polyploid zygote that grows.
Does it makes it nice? But the

647
00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:40,199
problem is now you've only got one
polyploid, right, And so I was

648
00:45:40,239 --> 00:45:44,960
reading, I was rereading in our
chucky paper about uh, you know this

649
00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:49,440
this hypothesis, and the idea is
that if you only have a very one

650
00:45:49,599 --> 00:45:53,559
or a very small number of organisms, it either has to reproduce by cloning

651
00:45:53,760 --> 00:45:58,599
right like the like the taggertoia does, or it has to have and this

652
00:45:58,679 --> 00:46:02,400
is a quote, a decrease in
self incompatibility. And I was like,

653
00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:07,079
a decrease in self incompatibility. That's
kind of a you know, that's kind

654
00:46:07,119 --> 00:46:08,960
of twisted idea. And I was
like, wait a second. So what

655
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:13,519
they're saying is if there's only one
of them, they got to be able

656
00:46:13,559 --> 00:46:17,199
to fuck themselves in order to reproduce. They've got to be self compatible,

657
00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:22,840
right, because there's nobody else.
There's nobody else who's a polyploid. There's

658
00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:28,840
nobody else that can read. So
a polyploid can't can't, uh can't fertilize

659
00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:31,199
a diploid and vice versa. Well, it can, there is, there

660
00:46:31,239 --> 00:46:35,079
is a chance, but it's a
much it's a decreased chance. It's not

661
00:46:35,119 --> 00:46:38,519
the same as a diploid and a
diploid exactly exactly. So it's just it's

662
00:46:38,519 --> 00:46:45,039
a it's a significant decrease in you're
in the polyploid's ability to back cross.

663
00:46:45,119 --> 00:46:47,440
Now, that is a way that
absolutely can happen, and I'm sure it

664
00:46:47,519 --> 00:46:52,039
does. And you know, you
find these hybrid swarms of choyas where you've

665
00:46:52,079 --> 00:46:55,360
got like you've got two parent species
and hybrids and then every kind of possible

666
00:46:55,360 --> 00:46:59,679
background. Right, it's like me, it's like Jeff Goldblum said, life

667
00:46:59,679 --> 00:47:05,320
finds away, right exactly exactly right. So the idea is you've only got

668
00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:08,719
like one or a few polyploids,
so they've either they've either got to be

669
00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:12,400
able to fuck themselves, right,
so they've got to be self compatible for

670
00:47:12,599 --> 00:47:19,280
themselves and produce viable seed, right
right exactly. So initially the idea is

671
00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:22,039
that initially you have this, you
have to be able to self cross,

672
00:47:22,119 --> 00:47:25,559
and so you can kind of you
can increase your population, increase your population

673
00:47:25,599 --> 00:47:31,519
of polyploids. At some point that
self that selfing is going to lead to

674
00:47:31,559 --> 00:47:37,079
inbreeding depression, right, and so
then you're going to have an evolutionary pressure

675
00:47:37,119 --> 00:47:40,119
to be like, whoa, we
better separate ourselves somehow. And a way

676
00:47:40,159 --> 00:47:45,920
to do that is to make is
to have some of the plants quit producing

677
00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:50,119
pollen or you know, maybe in
the pace of quit producing oules, you're

678
00:47:50,239 --> 00:47:54,039
forcing out chymes, get too many
recessive alleles creeping up, just like you

679
00:47:54,039 --> 00:47:59,639
know, the Spanish royalty and fifteen
hundreds, you know, exactly exactly,

680
00:47:59,719 --> 00:48:02,320
so they start dying off. And
so now it's like, okay, we

681
00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:06,840
can't. I mean there's a selection
against that now, yes, exactly,

682
00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:09,480
So it's become an obligat outcrosser.
So I mean, that's what's so fucking

683
00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:13,199
cool about choices, like love them
or hate them, You got to admit

684
00:48:13,199 --> 00:48:17,719
they're good at what they do.
Man, They're so good of these things

685
00:48:17,719 --> 00:48:22,000
that nothing wants to fuck with.
Nothing in the desert wants to fuck with

686
00:48:22,239 --> 00:48:25,599
hikers, golfers, coyotes have Alina, nothing wants to I mean everything.

687
00:48:25,679 --> 00:48:29,400
Once you meet a choia, you
don't forget it, you know, Yeah,

688
00:48:29,559 --> 00:48:31,320
except the thing is, you know
I and I of course, the

689
00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:34,960
main thing I get when people find
out that I study choice is like,

690
00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:37,239
why the fuck would you want to
study such a terrible, evil, awful

691
00:48:37,280 --> 00:48:42,039
plant? And I'm like, you
know what, Choyas did not evolve for

692
00:48:42,199 --> 00:48:46,159
human convenience, all right. They
evolve to survive. They evolve to survive

693
00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:50,880
in a really crappy environment, and
they do a really damn good job.

694
00:48:50,960 --> 00:48:57,280
And they feedish ton of pollinators too. Exactly. So the wildlife, the

695
00:48:57,320 --> 00:49:00,280
wildlife, uh, what's what's the
word? I want? The fits?

696
00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:04,000
The wildlife of Choya is just enormous. I mean, you go a wander

697
00:49:04,039 --> 00:49:08,159
around out there. You see birds
nests in choyas all the time. Birds

698
00:49:08,199 --> 00:49:12,639
love to build their nests. The
pack rats, you know, they they

699
00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:17,400
build these enormous castles out of you
know, especially teddy bear Choya joints and

700
00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:22,199
in the buckhorn Choya that drops them. That's a cool one. In Baja

701
00:49:22,239 --> 00:49:28,239
what the ship that roby motherfucker,
it's got those dangling ropes. Those I

702
00:49:28,519 --> 00:49:31,400
love those they're huge fucking trees.
Man. I remember seeing like, you

703
00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:35,719
know, be out looking at the
like right on the border of like Baja

704
00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:38,840
s Baja, California, see these
huge colonies of munds joy grown with that

705
00:49:38,880 --> 00:49:45,079
weird Euphoridia lamelli and pakisiris pringly.
Yeah, I'm a big I'm a big

706
00:49:45,119 --> 00:49:49,800
fan of munsi. It's one of
my favorite plants. And instead, okay

707
00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:52,360
you there, Okay, we cut
out for a seconds, Okay, So

708
00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:55,039
so okay, so we were talking
about cylinder punch of munsieye and some of

709
00:49:55,079 --> 00:50:01,079
the other uh, the Baja ones. Yeah, Baja is just insane.

710
00:50:01,280 --> 00:50:05,119
I mean, you know, you
talked to Peter just the other day and

711
00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:10,639
how wild and crazy the mammalaria slash
Kacimia went in Baha. Clender Puntia did

712
00:50:10,679 --> 00:50:14,360
the same thing, and it kind
of serious as well. I mean,

713
00:50:14,360 --> 00:50:17,840
Baja is just like this incredible hot
spot of cactus diversity, as you know,

714
00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:21,840
as you know, I'm sure you've
talked a ton about on your shows,

715
00:50:22,679 --> 00:50:25,559
right, like tons of choices.
Yeah. Yeah, So it turns

716
00:50:25,599 --> 00:50:29,840
out that this, you know,
I mentioned earlier that there's about you know,

717
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:34,840
my personal list of of of real
taxa in the Choya is about fifty

718
00:50:34,880 --> 00:50:39,519
three taxa, and the Arizona is
the state in you know, the US

719
00:50:39,599 --> 00:50:45,800
that has the most. They've got
sixteen species. California has got like twelve

720
00:50:45,840 --> 00:50:51,760
or thirteen. Baja has twenty eight. It's like, yeah, Baja blows

721
00:50:51,880 --> 00:50:55,199
everybody away as far as choya diversity
goes. So they've got the choya with

722
00:50:55,239 --> 00:51:00,400
the best name too, slender punch. Yes, and let's talk to let

723
00:51:00,519 --> 00:51:07,920
you know one thing you know about
Molesta. It's the only known octoploid choya.

724
00:51:07,079 --> 00:51:12,599
So it's got eight copies of it's
got it's got eighty eight chromosomes.

725
00:51:12,679 --> 00:51:15,840
Yeah and wait, wait octoploid you'd
think eight, but obviously we're talking eighty

726
00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:21,519
eight. Explain that, everybody.
So when you say he say it was

727
00:51:21,559 --> 00:51:25,119
tex eployd too, it's sixty six. Yeah, okay, so the choi

728
00:51:25,239 --> 00:51:30,199
is so basically octoploid is the let
me get I'm getting tangled here. Okay,

729
00:51:30,199 --> 00:51:35,679
So normal for cactus is deployd.
That's twenty two chromosomes. So tetraploid

730
00:51:35,840 --> 00:51:39,199
is if that doubles, that's that's
forty four chromosomes. Hex eploid is sixty

731
00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:44,519
six. And then octoploid is eighty
eight. So I don't know if that,

732
00:51:44,719 --> 00:51:46,320
you know, makes sense multipation wise, but that's that's what those numbers

733
00:51:46,320 --> 00:51:50,559
are called. Okay. So it's
factors, it's it's yeah, it's an

734
00:51:50,800 --> 00:51:54,159
exponential fact okay. Okay. And
then of course you've got triploids and pentaploids

735
00:51:54,199 --> 00:52:00,840
to the odd numbered ones. So
so Molesta cylinder funty Molesta is the highest

736
00:52:00,920 --> 00:52:06,320
ploidy choia we know of, and
it is also gyno diotius. It also

737
00:52:06,440 --> 00:52:10,239
has that flower color variation. It
also has the pink to red styles and

738
00:52:10,559 --> 00:52:15,800
filaments it seems to reproduce. I
mean, as you know you've been down

739
00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:22,519
there, it drops joints like crazy, and I think the spines on those

740
00:52:22,559 --> 00:52:25,159
are just I remember just seeing the
sides of those things. You're amazing with

741
00:52:25,960 --> 00:52:30,480
Packetcormis you know, the antiari elephant. Try just the sun coming up behind

742
00:52:30,519 --> 00:52:35,880
it and like lighting up extremely long
spines. I mean, and they're just

743
00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:38,320
like these hollow sheets. It's I
remember taking an arm home once because I

744
00:52:38,360 --> 00:52:40,599
was like our little branch and I
was like, I just this is such

745
00:52:40,599 --> 00:52:45,079
a fucking hilarious stick of a plant. I want to grow it. Yeah,

746
00:52:45,159 --> 00:52:49,880
yeah, but it holds it holds
the honor of being the only Yeah,

747
00:52:50,119 --> 00:52:52,239
it holds the honor of being the
only choia that's ever put a spine

748
00:52:52,519 --> 00:52:55,920
all the way through the bottom of
a hiking boot of mine. I've got

749
00:52:55,960 --> 00:53:00,199
photos of my legs just ripping blood
from interact. But to go back to

750
00:53:00,239 --> 00:53:05,159
gyodasia, So that's when a plant
is. It can be up. It

751
00:53:05,199 --> 00:53:08,639
can produce perfect flowers, and then
it can produce functionally pistol flowers that don't

752
00:53:08,639 --> 00:53:13,760
produce it. But in different individuals. So as far as we know,

753
00:53:14,320 --> 00:53:17,639
an individual that is hermaphrodite in one
season is going to stay is always a

754
00:53:17,639 --> 00:53:22,000
hermaphrodite, and a plant that's female
is always female. Now, of course

755
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:25,480
if we actually looked at them every
single year, we might find something different,

756
00:53:25,480 --> 00:53:29,880
but for now, that's that's what
we think. Individual plants, not

757
00:53:29,960 --> 00:53:32,840
flowers, not the correct not the
same flowers, different flowers on the same

758
00:53:32,840 --> 00:53:37,360
plant, right, Yes, yes, that's correct. And also with the

759
00:53:37,400 --> 00:53:43,079
flower color, one plant will have
just one color of flower. You don't

760
00:53:43,119 --> 00:53:46,199
get the variation within one plant,
although that would be super cool. Yeah,

761
00:53:46,239 --> 00:53:50,239
So like one plant will have orange
flower, you know, all orange

762
00:53:50,239 --> 00:53:54,079
flowers and they're all basically the same
hue. So yeah, so yeah,

763
00:53:54,119 --> 00:53:58,280
that's a good that's a good thing
to clarify for people. It's not individuals

764
00:53:58,320 --> 00:54:01,280
that are varying by flowers, or
it's not flowers that are varying. It's

765
00:54:01,280 --> 00:54:06,320
the individuals, whether they produce pollen
or not. Right, but so so,

766
00:54:06,559 --> 00:54:07,639
but I mean either way, I
mean, these these things everywhere.

767
00:54:07,679 --> 00:54:12,039
Get one here in South Texas,
cylinder punch a lepto callis tasa heel.

768
00:54:12,079 --> 00:54:16,519
It's oh you want to talk about
bang and Leptocollis is the biggest banger of

769
00:54:16,760 --> 00:54:21,159
the choyas. All right, okay, what do we mean here? What

770
00:54:21,199 --> 00:54:25,480
are we talking about? What I
mean is that celender punti Eleptocollis will cross

771
00:54:25,519 --> 00:54:31,480
with any Oh, very slutty.
It is very slutty, very slutty.

772
00:54:31,519 --> 00:54:39,320
It is extremely slutty with this hybridize
with anything or what pretty much. So

773
00:54:39,559 --> 00:54:44,239
basically, Leptocollis is a real weirdo. And I tend to say that about

774
00:54:44,320 --> 00:54:46,440
all the choya species, but Leptocollis
is like even for the weirdos, it's

775
00:54:46,480 --> 00:54:52,480
weird. So Leptocollis is seems it's
basically it seems to be one of the

776
00:54:52,519 --> 00:54:57,760
most ancient choyas, and it is
genetically it comes off on its own branch

777
00:54:58,159 --> 00:55:06,039
like all by itself on our phylogenetic
tree and the and if you look at

778
00:55:06,039 --> 00:55:12,000
it, it looks extremely similar to
Pereskiopsis porter eye. And it grows like

779
00:55:12,079 --> 00:55:15,719
Popsis porterai as you've seen it.
It climbs up through other you know,

780
00:55:15,719 --> 00:55:21,239
it climbs up through other shrubs.
You know, it crawls along. It

781
00:55:21,320 --> 00:55:23,519
can be upright, it can grow
upright, but it likes to grow like

782
00:55:23,599 --> 00:55:30,320
under things. And the fruits of
Leptocolis and Pereskiopsis they're both. One of

783
00:55:30,360 --> 00:55:36,039
the weird things about the Leptocolus and
the reason it gets called Christmas choil,

784
00:55:36,119 --> 00:55:44,079
which just drives me crazy, is
that it produces those bright red round fruits

785
00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:47,599
exactly, and it's the only choya
that does that. And all of those

786
00:55:47,679 --> 00:55:52,000
kind of characters that kind of pull, you know, make it more similar

787
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:55,360
to the more to the really ancient
cacti, the Pereskiopsis, the ones that

788
00:55:55,400 --> 00:56:00,599
are like barely even considered succulent yet
you know, they have secular leaves,

789
00:56:00,679 --> 00:56:02,880
but they're not stem succulents. Yeah, So would you say some of the

790
00:56:02,920 --> 00:56:07,400
choy is that I mean, because
some of these choias produce really boring fruits,

791
00:56:07,440 --> 00:56:09,079
not leptikolus, of course, what
makes it notable, But they produce

792
00:56:09,119 --> 00:56:13,800
fruits that just kind of stay green. They don't. But again there's no

793
00:56:13,880 --> 00:56:16,480
selection for dispersals since a lot of
them aren't really producing seeds in those fruits

794
00:56:16,480 --> 00:56:21,679
anyways. So that why why make
them conspicuous? Why try to wave down

795
00:56:22,159 --> 00:56:23,719
a bird to come eat it and
disperse it, shut out the seed if

796
00:56:23,719 --> 00:56:29,719
you're not producing you know, good
seed anyway, right right, And it's

797
00:56:29,800 --> 00:56:31,920
the thing. Was like the chain
fruit choia, the cylinder punti of Folgeda,

798
00:56:32,280 --> 00:56:37,239
like in Arizona, the ones that
form those really long dangling chains of

799
00:56:37,280 --> 00:56:44,880
the of the green spineless fruit.
Those were those were pretty sure evolved to

800
00:56:44,920 --> 00:56:49,599
be dispersed by the giant like the
giant ground sloths they used to be around

801
00:56:49,639 --> 00:56:52,079
and the plies to seed or whatever, because they found those fruits in the

802
00:56:52,400 --> 00:56:57,800
copra lights, they found them in
the fossilized shit. So they're producing good

803
00:56:57,840 --> 00:57:02,400
seed probably then, well most of
them don't. So Foljeda sylender punty of

804
00:57:02,400 --> 00:57:06,920
Folgeda, the chain fruit choya is
an interesting case, it's one of the

805
00:57:07,119 --> 00:57:12,360
it's one of the species that does. It can be either diploid or triploid

806
00:57:12,800 --> 00:57:16,519
in different populations, but it's actually
a more even split. So I think

807
00:57:16,960 --> 00:57:21,519
sixty six percent of the chromosome counts
that have been done on that one are

808
00:57:21,599 --> 00:57:24,800
diploid and thirty three percent are triploid. So some of the some of the

809
00:57:24,840 --> 00:57:30,079
populations are basically clonal, and some
of them are sexually reproducing. But in

810
00:57:30,119 --> 00:57:36,960
either case, seems like most of
them don't produce viable seeds in those fruits.

811
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:39,880
But they do, they will grow
like crazy. If you if you

812
00:57:39,880 --> 00:57:44,079
you know, you look at the
ground around a cylinder punty of Folgita,

813
00:57:44,119 --> 00:57:46,760
and it's always surrounded by what I
call the army of clones. Same with

814
00:57:46,800 --> 00:57:52,119
the Bigelovii and the coast Choya,
the cylinder punty of Prolifera, which is

815
00:57:52,159 --> 00:57:55,159
also triploid. You get that little
army of clones. You'd think that,

816
00:57:55,199 --> 00:57:58,519
I mean, but you'd think that
in order for it to be selected,

817
00:57:58,559 --> 00:58:00,920
for to have a relationship with something
like a you know, extinct MegaFon of

818
00:58:00,960 --> 00:58:05,800
there'd have to be those fruits would
have to be reproducing somehow, wouldn't they

819
00:58:05,840 --> 00:58:10,960
I mean, can the fruits root
themselves somehow or they do? Yeah,

820
00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:16,119
the fruits do. The fruits on
pretty much any cactus will because every aerial

821
00:58:16,440 --> 00:58:21,639
on a cactus stem is a can
produce a root. I mean they're basically

822
00:58:21,800 --> 00:58:24,880
areals are basically like a pile of
marraw stems, you know. So,

823
00:58:25,280 --> 00:58:28,880
and Folgita seems to be really good
at it. I mean, I've got

824
00:58:28,960 --> 00:58:32,800
pictures of folgative fruits that i've you
know, kind of picked out from under

825
00:58:32,800 --> 00:58:36,599
a plant, and it's a fruit
with a big, old root grown out.

826
00:58:36,760 --> 00:58:38,280
So what's the thinking that that a
sloth would be, you know,

827
00:58:38,360 --> 00:58:42,239
bringing these fruits back and then drop
a couple along the way, and then

828
00:58:42,239 --> 00:58:45,440
they would root, and then that
would of course spread the species and give

829
00:58:45,480 --> 00:58:49,000
it a bigger Yeah. And you
know, it's it's it's hard to say

830
00:58:49,039 --> 00:58:52,320
when it's in the past, but
it's like possibly, especially since we have

831
00:58:52,400 --> 00:58:57,039
such an even distribution or close to
even distribution between the diploids and the tryploids.

832
00:58:57,280 --> 00:59:00,079
You know, maybe they used to
all be diploid and we're getting spread

833
00:59:00,079 --> 00:59:04,840
worth producing viable seeds and getting spread
around by the ground slaws, and then

834
00:59:04,880 --> 00:59:07,599
after the ground slaws went extinct.
You know, maybe that wasn't as beneficial,

835
00:59:07,679 --> 00:59:10,599
and so you know, some of
them went triploid. You know.

836
00:59:10,679 --> 00:59:15,400
It's it's that thing where with time
and paul and enough, you can get

837
00:59:15,440 --> 00:59:21,519
all any all kinds of crazy stuff
and combinations and you know, distribute various

838
00:59:21,519 --> 00:59:27,760
distributions across the landscape. So it's
amazing stuff. But I think we were

839
00:59:27,800 --> 00:59:31,800
talking about Leptocolis and how much it
loves to bang. So it's weird.

840
00:59:31,800 --> 00:59:37,800
It's interesting that Leptocolist comes out so
separately and it seems to be so ancient,

841
00:59:37,880 --> 00:59:42,320
you know, in form and genetics, and yet it is so willing

842
00:59:42,400 --> 00:59:45,400
to cross with any other choya.
And I don't know if that's because it's

843
00:59:45,519 --> 00:59:49,519
just it's simpler because it's been you
know, I don't know, maybe it's

844
00:59:49,639 --> 00:59:52,480
looked, you know, locked into
something that worked. There's all kinds of

845
00:59:52,480 --> 00:59:55,039
crazy ideas you can come up with. But anyway, the fact is that

846
00:59:55,079 --> 00:59:59,920
it crosses with everything pretty much except
you know, of course, the tr

847
01:00:00,039 --> 01:00:02,559
reploids that aren't going to cross with
much of anything. Anyway. God,

848
01:00:02,599 --> 01:00:06,280
I wish, man, I wish
something. It would be so cool.

849
01:00:06,440 --> 01:00:08,519
I mean, it's just such a
great case study to use to see how

850
01:00:09,079 --> 01:00:10,840
I like I was thinking. I
was just thinking, like it would be

851
01:00:10,880 --> 01:00:15,519
so fun to try and you know, hybridize leptocols of everything. But then

852
01:00:15,840 --> 01:00:17,039
at the end of the day,
you've got to plant no one wants and

853
01:00:17,159 --> 01:00:21,639
you can't plant that, you know, like you put it in a lab

854
01:00:21,679 --> 01:00:23,800
in a greenhouse somewhere, like you
know, your fucking good luck. You

855
01:00:23,840 --> 01:00:27,800
know, you got to like wear
shielding to go in there. But yeah,

856
01:00:27,880 --> 01:00:32,960
yeah, so so a really a
common one species, one choya species

857
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:37,880
of hybrid origin with Leptocollis as one
of the parents is one called kliny e

858
01:00:38,159 --> 01:00:43,280
Client's Choia, you know, great
common name, and I used to think

859
01:00:43,280 --> 01:00:46,599
that that was really rare. So
that's a cross between Leptocollis, which of

860
01:00:46,599 --> 01:00:52,599
course is like this scr scraggly little
real thin stemmed. It's the thinnest stemmed

861
01:00:52,679 --> 01:00:58,760
choya species, with one spine per
aerial one long spine per aerial, although

862
01:00:58,760 --> 01:01:01,760
that varies a lot, like every
thing about Leptocolis varies a lot. It's

863
01:01:01,800 --> 01:01:06,840
it's one parent and then the other
parent is cylinder punty imbricada, which is

864
01:01:06,880 --> 01:01:10,280
the tree choya that you find all
over Colorado, New Mexico. So this

865
01:01:10,519 --> 01:01:15,079
big giant ass choya with a big
chunky stem. So it's like you're crossing

866
01:01:15,679 --> 01:01:19,559
you know, Abbott and Costello or
whatever, Laurel and Hardy. But you

867
01:01:19,599 --> 01:01:22,360
know the big, the big huge
guy and the and the little tiny,

868
01:01:22,400 --> 01:01:28,320
skinny guy. You know that they
call Mexico. Yes, oh no,

869
01:01:28,320 --> 01:01:31,960
no, that's that's versa color I
think they call. I think cane choya.

870
01:01:32,119 --> 01:01:37,559
I see imbercada called cane choya a
lot. It's the one that's all

871
01:01:37,559 --> 01:01:39,360
over New Mexico. I think it
should be the state plant in New Mexico.

872
01:01:39,440 --> 01:01:45,639
For some it's great and it's got
those it's got those magenta those those

873
01:01:45,679 --> 01:01:50,800
magenta purple flowers. People. It's
a real pot. It's actually for a

874
01:01:50,920 --> 01:01:55,519
choya. It's one of the most
popular ornamentals because it's very it's big,

875
01:01:55,639 --> 01:02:00,559
it's statuesque, it's you know,
and it's got these incredible flower and then

876
01:02:00,559 --> 01:02:07,920
it makes these these spineless fruit that
are bright yellow and they contrast really nicely

877
01:02:07,960 --> 01:02:14,000
against the greenery of the plant.
Especially there's an there's the Sonoran Desert subspecies

878
01:02:14,440 --> 01:02:20,440
of Imbracada has these like really nice, tightly compact white spines and so the

879
01:02:20,480 --> 01:02:23,639
con and it tends to have that
purplish coloration that you get in some cactus

880
01:02:23,639 --> 01:02:29,760
stems, especially when they're stressed.
Some choy yeah exactly, the batalins,

881
01:02:29,800 --> 01:02:32,719
which but some choyas just kind of
naturally produce more of those, and that's

882
01:02:32,800 --> 01:02:37,559
one that does that. So you
get this like beautiful yellow purple contrast.

883
01:02:37,840 --> 01:02:44,239
So Spinosi or the subspecies Spinosia,
is actually pretty popular in cactus gardens as

884
01:02:44,320 --> 01:02:45,679
like a you know, big main
sort of thing. You know, I

885
01:02:45,679 --> 01:02:51,280
got ambricotta in my garden, actually
my feet. Yeah, there's a lot

886
01:02:51,280 --> 01:02:54,480
of in Texas. That's where I
got this one. Yeah, yeah,

887
01:02:54,559 --> 01:02:59,920
so that so oh I can I
could talk for an hour about just imbrac

888
01:03:00,320 --> 01:03:02,719
because it turns out that's a whole
species complex. There are like kind of

889
01:03:02,880 --> 01:03:08,159
currently five they're currently five named subspecies
of Imbricata, and there's probably at least

890
01:03:08,199 --> 01:03:12,000
a couple more hiding them. I
mean, it's got a huge distribution,

891
01:03:12,119 --> 01:03:15,400
so there's probably it grows in so
many such disparate and varying environments. There's

892
01:03:15,400 --> 01:03:19,800
probably a ton of different factors selecting
for them in each one of those places,

893
01:03:19,960 --> 01:03:22,599
which is what's so fucking cool.
About the choi is one of the

894
01:03:22,599 --> 01:03:25,440
other things. They're the biogeography here. I mean, there's there's a story.

895
01:03:25,519 --> 01:03:30,639
It's just it's such a great poster
child for thinking about these concepts in

896
01:03:30,719 --> 01:03:34,159
general. You know, not to
mention the last what the fuck's been going

897
01:03:34,159 --> 01:03:37,079
on in North American you know,
dry land and desert environments for the last

898
01:03:37,079 --> 01:03:39,880
two million years. So that's what
I'll ask you too. When did these

899
01:03:39,880 --> 01:03:45,000
things When did the non lepto callists
choyas really start having their heyday? Like

900
01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:49,079
when did they start you know,
banging more and getting out there. So

901
01:03:49,119 --> 01:03:52,440
it kind of it kind of followed
the same track as a lot of that

902
01:03:52,480 --> 01:03:54,480
we've seen in a lot of the
other cac gui, you know, the

903
01:03:55,400 --> 01:03:59,840
choya is. We think, so
this has all come from our twenty nineteen

904
01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:05,239
study, which also included a you
know, biogeographic history reconstruction thing. The

905
01:04:05,480 --> 01:04:11,679
choice, as we think, came
about that the genus cylinder Apuntia originally somewhere

906
01:04:11,719 --> 01:04:18,159
in the like ten the thirteen fifteen
million year ago range. Yeah, yeah,

907
01:04:18,159 --> 01:04:21,239
I mean the first ones, and
so they're kind of in the Sonoran,

908
01:04:21,400 --> 01:04:26,639
Chihuahuan desert interface area. Yeah,
and then they and then like a

909
01:04:26,639 --> 01:04:30,239
lot of the others, they expanded
kind of north and west as the climate

910
01:04:30,440 --> 01:04:35,199
dried. You know, you got
all these glacial glacial interludes and all this

911
01:04:35,280 --> 01:04:40,840
kind of stuff, climate going up
and down. But basically they spread west

912
01:04:40,920 --> 01:04:45,119
and north, and they're kind of
like so they're you know, they're they're

913
01:04:45,159 --> 01:04:49,559
one of the Apuntiads. They're in
that subfamily along with the Prickly Pairs that

914
01:04:49,679 --> 01:04:54,920
has done so damn well in the
you know, western parts of Mexico and

915
01:04:55,000 --> 01:05:00,679
the United States. Oh, like, I love the group, so does

916
01:05:00,719 --> 01:05:04,039
everybody else? Haste him? Person
That's one I can't I can't do grew

917
01:05:04,079 --> 01:05:09,679
Sonia, man. But I just
you know, I personally think that when

918
01:05:09,679 --> 01:05:14,360
climate change has killed off all the
other Apuentiads, that Grewsonia is going to

919
01:05:14,400 --> 01:05:17,239
take over because those things grow.
I mean, I'm sure you've seen him

920
01:05:17,239 --> 01:05:20,840
down in like the Kohila, you
know, just out there growing on the

921
01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:27,760
nastiest narsist soils. Yeah, and
Baja and here. I mean when when

922
01:05:27,960 --> 01:05:30,199
when the habitats, the habitat has
gotten so fucked where I live in South

923
01:05:30,239 --> 01:05:34,920
Texas, I mean, and we
deserve that too. Human civilization deserves grew

924
01:05:35,000 --> 01:05:42,679
Sonia deserve along with everything got coming
to it continues to fail. I don't

925
01:05:42,679 --> 01:05:49,039
think grew Sonia deserves humanity, but
I was gonna say because because we used

926
01:05:49,079 --> 01:05:53,039
to get where I live, this
fucking epic habit that I remember coming here,

927
01:05:53,039 --> 01:05:57,480
and even in twenty fourteen is recently
as twenty fourteen before the buffalo grass

928
01:05:57,639 --> 01:06:01,480
and the fucking guinea grass and the
cleiberg bos them moved in and was active.

929
01:06:01,519 --> 01:06:05,280
It would intentionally moved in, like
people like ranchers were actively seating this

930
01:06:05,440 --> 01:06:10,719
fucking garbage, which is probably very
important where it's native nine thousand miles away,

931
01:06:10,719 --> 01:06:13,480
but here it's you know, but
either way, you know, there

932
01:06:13,480 --> 01:06:16,679
were these huge clumps of just the
kind of serious penthe loofists looking like green

933
01:06:16,920 --> 01:06:23,079
green medusa heads on these barren these
barren muddy clays beneath the canopy, a

934
01:06:23,119 --> 01:06:28,119
misky, huge colonies mammillaria hyde and
these the fair between feral pigs, invasive

935
01:06:28,159 --> 01:06:31,599
grasses, and then just good old
bulldozing for you know, the human sprawl

936
01:06:31,760 --> 01:06:35,920
tumor that this car dependent shit that
Americans love so much, you know,

937
01:06:36,039 --> 01:06:41,519
dollar generals and giant parking lots and
walmarts and targol. You know, now

938
01:06:41,599 --> 01:06:45,840
nothing's left except Grewsnia. The feral
pigs won't touch Grewsnia. So you get

939
01:06:45,840 --> 01:06:50,960
these carpets of this fucking, incredibly
impossibly mean plant that probably looks gooding it

940
01:06:51,000 --> 01:06:55,079
flowers, but it's just it looks
like hell. Like it looks like something

941
01:06:55,119 --> 01:06:58,760
out of hell. It really does. The they're ugly. They're ugly as

942
01:06:58,800 --> 01:07:00,000
sin, And that's kind of one
of the I like them, you know,

943
01:07:00,360 --> 01:07:02,960
I just I like the there.
They call them dog choice. I

944
01:07:02,960 --> 01:07:05,760
call them the underdog choys, which
by the way, they're not actually they're

945
01:07:05,800 --> 01:07:10,559
not you know, sylender Puntia,
so they're not choyas, but close enough.

946
01:07:11,719 --> 01:07:14,320
Yeah, But I I just love
those things. And seriously, down

947
01:07:14,320 --> 01:07:16,960
there in like Coopah, one of
my jokes I don't even know how funny

948
01:07:16,960 --> 01:07:19,360
it is, is that like if
you on a quiet day down there,

949
01:07:19,440 --> 01:07:24,920
you can like hear new Grusonia species
popping off. Just they just seem to

950
01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:29,000
be that seems to be like their
center of diversity. There's it's insane down

951
01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:35,719
there. Well, I think they're
they're so our our our biogeographical things showed

952
01:07:35,760 --> 01:07:40,800
that they're younger than the choya is, so they're like they come in around

953
01:07:40,800 --> 01:07:45,119
like nine million years, so they're
there's still even more evolutionarily active than the

954
01:07:45,199 --> 01:07:49,320
Choyas are even I think. And
then and of course this is all kind

955
01:07:49,320 --> 01:07:54,559
of me talking out of my ass, right, but it's still stuff to

956
01:07:54,599 --> 01:07:57,400
think about, you know. Yeah, yeah, And so I think it's

957
01:07:57,599 --> 01:08:00,719
it's it's like the mammal area and
the time of serious it's like the younger

958
01:08:00,880 --> 01:08:04,159
a genus is, the more it's
still like, I don't know, figuring

959
01:08:04,199 --> 01:08:09,760
itself out, you know, and
trying to exploit new habitats and figure out.

960
01:08:09,800 --> 01:08:12,440
Of course, now they're all trying
to figure out this climate change stuff,

961
01:08:12,960 --> 01:08:15,279
which doesn't seem to be going very
well for the choils. Yeah,

962
01:08:15,319 --> 01:08:18,359
but some of these stres what what
is cool? You know? And that's

963
01:08:18,399 --> 01:08:20,840
another thing is that you know,
you look at like big Alobai for instance,

964
01:08:20,880 --> 01:08:24,479
like that. A lot of other
cact i do this too. They

965
01:08:24,560 --> 01:08:28,119
use those spines as a shade screen. They're a debtora. We eat them,

966
01:08:28,119 --> 01:08:30,640
but they kind of help shade it
out too. So I mean,

967
01:08:30,680 --> 01:08:35,640
you you experience a reduction in photosynthetic
capacity, but you're also not going to

968
01:08:35,720 --> 01:08:40,640
die. So yeah, yeah,
anything in the desert. It's all about

969
01:08:40,760 --> 01:08:45,520
water conservation. Like anything you can
do to reduce your water losses is good

970
01:08:45,560 --> 01:08:50,079
as far as so like the Mojave, Like the Mojave is I mean,

971
01:08:50,159 --> 01:08:54,600
it's always, not always, but
it's been a desert for a long time.

972
01:08:54,600 --> 01:08:58,079
But still it was at least in
the plasto scene in some of these

973
01:08:58,319 --> 01:09:01,840
you know, interglacial periods, it
was it was a little bit milder,

974
01:09:02,520 --> 01:09:05,359
wasn't it. Yeah, yeah,
it was more temperate, and you had

975
01:09:05,399 --> 01:09:10,960
the you know, you had those
inland lakes like what Lake Manly where Death

976
01:09:11,039 --> 01:09:16,399
Valley is now, and Owen's Lake
and and then this whole chain of lakes

977
01:09:16,439 --> 01:09:20,199
through through the Mohave Desert, and
the Mohave is where I've done the vast

978
01:09:20,279 --> 01:09:24,960
majority of my work in the twenty
six years now that I've been doing field

979
01:09:24,960 --> 01:09:27,680
work in the desert, and so
I love it. I think of the

980
01:09:27,680 --> 01:09:32,399
Mohave as like my desert. Yeah
yeah, desert. Yeah, desert gets

981
01:09:32,439 --> 01:09:35,800
way more rain than Sonora gets.
Yeah. Well, it's it's interesting because

982
01:09:35,800 --> 01:09:39,439
it's it's kind of like the intermediate
desert, right, So it's like not

983
01:09:39,520 --> 01:09:42,159
as cold as the Great Basin,
but it's not. You know, it's

984
01:09:42,199 --> 01:09:45,039
not as hot as the Sonora,
and it doesn't get that bi modal rainfall

985
01:09:45,159 --> 01:09:47,880
like the Sonoran does, where you
get both the winter and the summer.

986
01:09:48,079 --> 01:09:51,359
It gets a little bit of the
summer rainfall sometimes, but so it's kind

987
01:09:51,359 --> 01:09:56,000
of like in between. And then
of course Chouaman is just that's that's crazy.

988
01:09:56,279 --> 01:10:00,920
That's cold and limestone. And I
love the Shuahen Desert. I want

989
01:10:00,920 --> 01:10:03,600
to spend a lot more time there. Yeah, it's remarkable. Yeah,

990
01:10:03,640 --> 01:10:06,960
but the probably did used to be
Yeah, it did used to be a

991
01:10:06,960 --> 01:10:11,920
lot more temperate. So but do
you think so that's well, I guess

992
01:10:11,920 --> 01:10:13,439
that is what I want to ask
too, is I do you think these

993
01:10:13,479 --> 01:10:16,720
things began to thrive more as the
climate started to dry out more like they

994
01:10:16,760 --> 01:10:20,520
had an advent, They had an
advantage that a lot of other plants didn't.

995
01:10:21,319 --> 01:10:24,760
Yeah. Yeah, I think they
stuck around when a lot of a

996
01:10:24,840 --> 01:10:29,560
lot of other plants didn't. And
we we've actually we have one choya species

997
01:10:30,439 --> 01:10:35,680
that seems to be kind of exemplifying
that it's a rare choya. This is

998
01:10:35,720 --> 01:10:42,439
the blue diamonds Choia, which occurs
in southern Nevada and northwestern Arizona. It's

999
01:10:42,479 --> 01:10:45,840
cylender plenty of Multigeniculata. And I've
done a lot of work that one of

1000
01:10:45,840 --> 01:10:49,640
the companies that I work for has
has done a lot of surveys over the

1001
01:10:49,680 --> 01:10:54,119
past three years for Clark County,
you know, because of course Clark County's

1002
01:10:54,159 --> 01:10:58,039
got Vegas, so they've got more
money than God, and they funded these

1003
01:10:58,119 --> 01:11:01,920
rare plant species. And the blue
diamondchoya has been one of the targets and

1004
01:11:02,079 --> 01:11:10,319
where we have found it is mostly
on peaks. So but we have packrat

1005
01:11:10,520 --> 01:11:18,399
fossil midden remnants of Multigeniculata from south
of Yuma, Arizona. That's crazy.

1006
01:11:18,479 --> 01:11:21,000
So this thing has actually been so
I mean, that's the thing. When

1007
01:11:21,000 --> 01:11:24,760
you find a species of the narrativesribution, you can assume, oh, maybe

1008
01:11:24,760 --> 01:11:27,640
this's just you know, there's either
one of two options generally, right,

1009
01:11:27,640 --> 01:11:30,439
like this thing just speciated and it
just hasn't spread yet, or you're looking

1010
01:11:30,479 --> 01:11:36,079
at a relict stage exactly. So
we're pretty sure at this point that Multigeniculata

1011
01:11:36,239 --> 01:11:42,359
is a relict species, and it's
been like retreating up higher and higher as

1012
01:11:42,399 --> 01:11:45,680
the climate has dried. Now,
another really interesting piece of evidence that we

1013
01:11:45,840 --> 01:11:50,279
found for this just in the past
couple of years is a hiker. It

1014
01:11:50,359 --> 01:11:54,640
was like one of those friend of
a friend of a friend deals. Somehow

1015
01:11:54,640 --> 01:11:59,039
we got word that there was multigeniculata
on top of freaking hark of Our Peak

1016
01:11:59,439 --> 01:12:03,079
in the middle of Arizona, so
right kind of right in between the Pacrat

1017
01:12:03,119 --> 01:12:08,680
Midden fossil fossils in south of Yuma
and where it now occurs up in north

1018
01:12:08,880 --> 01:12:13,119
northwestern Arizona and southern Nevada. So
of course we went hiked up to the

1019
01:12:13,119 --> 01:12:16,439
Park of Our Peak, which was
not the most fun hike I have ever

1020
01:12:16,479 --> 01:12:25,399
done in my life a long shot. There's not really much of a trail,

1021
01:12:25,800 --> 01:12:29,920
and coming back down we took lot, we took lots of we talked

1022
01:12:30,039 --> 01:12:33,880
lots of wrong ways coming down.
As long as you're doing it on mushrooms,

1023
01:12:33,880 --> 01:12:36,600
it's fine, you know. Yeah. No, I was definitely not

1024
01:12:36,760 --> 01:12:41,960
on mushrooms. I wasn't even drunk
because that because I had quick drinking by

1025
01:12:42,000 --> 01:12:45,199
then, so that was that was
a great benefit. But anyway, we

1026
01:12:45,239 --> 01:12:47,880
got up there and sure enough,
but there is a is a great population.

1027
01:12:48,039 --> 01:12:51,560
The plants looked really good, but
they're all within one hundred meters of

1028
01:12:51,600 --> 01:12:59,960
the peak, and how disjunct is
that how from the from gosh, well,

1029
01:13:00,079 --> 01:13:04,840
the nearer I think the nearest one
would be probably the Black Mountains,

1030
01:13:04,880 --> 01:13:10,640
which is along Highway ninety three.
I mean, I'm totally taking a wild

1031
01:13:10,720 --> 01:13:15,560
guess here, but it's at least
one hundred miles I think in either direction.

1032
01:13:15,680 --> 01:13:18,560
It's probably more than that. I
don't my Arizona distance, you know,

1033
01:13:18,760 --> 01:13:23,359
mental mass, what goes in my
California. So what do you think

1034
01:13:23,399 --> 01:13:27,039
this is just again like a refuge
at at peak or was it maybe brought

1035
01:13:27,079 --> 01:13:30,920
there by a bird by accident or
something, or I mean, compared considering

1036
01:13:31,079 --> 01:13:35,399
what we have found in Clark County
on those surveys where we have pretty much

1037
01:13:35,439 --> 01:13:40,439
always found the stuff that we found
has pretty much been up at the peaks.

1038
01:13:41,399 --> 01:13:45,319
It's and with the packrat, you
know, the pack rat fossil stuff.

1039
01:13:45,880 --> 01:13:48,960
I it seems to me like it's
a pretty good chance that this used

1040
01:13:49,000 --> 01:13:53,840
to be a lot more widespread and
has just retreated to a refugia. Yeah.

1041
01:13:54,239 --> 01:13:56,560
And so now, of course my
question is like, well, how

1042
01:13:56,560 --> 01:14:00,960
many other peaks is it on?
Right right? Yeah? Piece that no

1043
01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:04,720
one goes on except Matt Brooke exactly
exactly Hey, Matt, Yeah, go

1044
01:14:04,760 --> 01:14:08,560
out there, like, tell me
if you find it. Find it on

1045
01:14:08,640 --> 01:14:11,720
any other peak we tried to get
up to We tried to get up to

1046
01:14:11,760 --> 01:14:15,239
halcohola peak after we had gone up
to Harkavar, but we got a flat

1047
01:14:15,279 --> 01:14:18,119
tire like three miles from the top, and it was it was stormy and

1048
01:14:18,319 --> 01:14:23,840
not not a good situation to try
to hike six miles that way. Man,

1049
01:14:23,880 --> 01:14:26,159
you are still out there in a
field. You're not fucking around.

1050
01:14:26,199 --> 01:14:28,800
You're not one of these armchair you
know, botting this. You're actually out

1051
01:14:28,840 --> 01:14:33,239
there. Yes, you're fierce man. Unfortunately, in the past two years,

1052
01:14:33,279 --> 01:14:38,800
I've lost the I've lost the preservative
effects both of alcohol and of estrogen.

1053
01:14:38,960 --> 01:14:42,039
So my body in the past couple
of years has been like, uh,

1054
01:14:42,119 --> 01:14:45,079
yeah, I turned fifty. Yeah, I turned fifty a few months

1055
01:14:45,079 --> 01:14:47,760
ago, and it's like it's like
my warranty expired or you know, and

1056
01:14:47,800 --> 01:14:53,880
all the parts start kind of falling
apart. It's just it just gives the

1057
01:14:53,920 --> 01:14:59,800
illusion of exactly exactly so. But
yeah, so actually I'm really trying to

1058
01:15:00,880 --> 01:15:03,039
because my you know, things are
starting to kind of fall apart. I'm

1059
01:15:03,039 --> 01:15:08,159
really trying to steer my career towards
teaching, because apparently I have all that

1060
01:15:08,279 --> 01:15:14,000
there's there just aren't that many desert
botanists, and there's all this fucking construction

1061
01:15:14,159 --> 01:15:16,560
going on out there, and there's
all this monitoring that needs to be done

1062
01:15:16,600 --> 01:15:19,399
and rare plant surveys that need to
be done, so we know what we're

1063
01:15:20,159 --> 01:15:27,680
bulldozing. And you know, so
most of the people that I work with

1064
01:15:27,720 --> 01:15:30,359
and that I that I you know, have dealt with in the course of

1065
01:15:30,399 --> 01:15:35,000
my career are fabulous people. They're
wildlife people and they know basic stuff about

1066
01:15:35,039 --> 01:15:39,159
plants. But when it gets into
the details, when it comes to rare

1067
01:15:39,199 --> 01:15:43,159
plants, surveys, weed surveys,
vegetation mapping, you know, there's not

1068
01:15:44,079 --> 01:15:46,760
there aren't a lot of people that
are experienced in that, And so I

1069
01:15:46,880 --> 01:15:51,119
like to I love nothing more than
to yammer about plants as long as people

1070
01:15:51,199 --> 01:15:56,199
will listen to me. And so
I figure and I love giving talks about

1071
01:15:56,239 --> 01:15:59,720
plants. You know, I think
of myself as like the choy of mouthpiece

1072
01:15:59,800 --> 01:16:02,760
based. You know, I go
out and I do lots of presentations talking

1073
01:16:02,840 --> 01:16:08,479
about choia, and so teaching seems
like a natural thing for me to move

1074
01:16:08,520 --> 01:16:11,520
towards. And also it's kind of
I think it's I think it's kind of

1075
01:16:11,560 --> 01:16:15,199
genetic too, because teaching was a
big part of my dad's career as well,

1076
01:16:15,239 --> 01:16:17,039
and when I a lot of times
I started and I started. My

1077
01:16:17,119 --> 01:16:21,960
dad taught e m T, the
e m T certification classes in Sacramento where

1078
01:16:21,960 --> 01:16:25,640
I grew up, at one of
the community colleges, and I started going

1079
01:16:25,680 --> 01:16:29,319
to his classes when I was real
young. So I saw some gruesome ass

1080
01:16:29,760 --> 01:16:34,680
slides Jesus fire fire service. Yeah, well you're you're good at it too.

1081
01:16:34,720 --> 01:16:38,279
I mean you're you're passionate, and
you're you're fun to talk to,

1082
01:16:38,399 --> 01:16:42,000
which is yeah, yeah, you
don't sound like you're on some of these.

1083
01:16:42,039 --> 01:16:45,279
There's nothing worse than getting I had
a geology teacher when I was just

1084
01:16:45,359 --> 01:16:48,079
taking them, taking classes for ships
and giggles at City College in San Francisco.

1085
01:16:48,479 --> 01:16:51,119
Really nice woman, but god,
she sounded like she was on fucking

1086
01:16:51,159 --> 01:16:54,479
kueludes. Man. I'm like,
Jesus Christ, did she just get dosed

1087
01:16:54,520 --> 01:16:57,760
before she came? You know?
It was And then my then I had

1088
01:16:57,800 --> 01:17:00,800
another teacher that taught oceanography and when
she'd get into the geology stuff, she

1089
01:17:00,880 --> 01:17:03,079
taught the same thing, but she
was super like boom boom, bom,

1090
01:17:03,119 --> 01:17:05,439
I want you to learn this,
and they just fucking awesome, like super

1091
01:17:05,479 --> 01:17:09,920
passionate, like aggressive, but in
a good way, you know, like

1092
01:17:10,000 --> 01:17:14,319
you're you're like, you know,
like a fucking crazy Italian relative from you

1093
01:17:14,359 --> 01:17:16,800
know, New York or Chicago or
something like this. Crazy. I had

1094
01:17:16,840 --> 01:17:20,800
a bios I had a biostats professor
like that to Doug Deutschmann, great guy

1095
01:17:20,800 --> 01:17:25,359
at San Diego State, Oh my
gosh, and he was the most incredible

1096
01:17:25,399 --> 01:17:29,600
professor. But man, by the
end of the class, your brain was

1097
01:17:29,640 --> 01:17:32,159
just like throbbing with information in your
hands, or your hand was cramped from

1098
01:17:32,159 --> 01:17:36,039
taking notes where they're getting mad at
you for not being excited as they are.

1099
01:17:36,079 --> 01:17:41,760
They're like, don't you see don't
you fucking understand what I look at

1100
01:17:41,760 --> 01:17:45,720
this? You know, like zoom
out. Sorry, yeah, yeah no.

1101
01:17:45,800 --> 01:17:48,279
But that's and that's the teaching thing
is interesting too, because it's like

1102
01:17:48,560 --> 01:17:51,119
I know, I won't I won't
be I wouldn't be able to deal with

1103
01:17:51,159 --> 01:17:55,239
people who didn't want to be there. So the idea of like actually teaching

1104
01:17:55,239 --> 01:17:57,760
at a college or something, it's
like, I don't think I want to

1105
01:17:57,760 --> 01:18:00,840
do that. Yeah, I was
who I was, it's more of a

1106
01:18:00,880 --> 01:18:02,680
training thing I want to do.
I want to do like training where I

1107
01:18:02,720 --> 01:18:06,159
teach people how to you know,
do the botany stuff. Yeah. I

1108
01:18:06,199 --> 01:18:10,520
was talking to Jim when I was
talking to Jim Mouse, uh yesterday when

1109
01:18:10,520 --> 01:18:13,279
we were going out to look at
Lofaffer, an astronaut, and I was

1110
01:18:13,319 --> 01:18:15,199
talking to him and he was,
you know, he was telling me about

1111
01:18:15,239 --> 01:18:16,800
teaching at UT and he was saying, you know, a lot of the

1112
01:18:16,880 --> 01:18:19,359
kids that would would come, like
every once in a while he get a

1113
01:18:19,359 --> 01:18:23,399
passionate student, but a lot of
times people just had to take you know,

1114
01:18:23,479 --> 01:18:26,479
inter the beginner classes because oh,
they're like going into medicine, you

1115
01:18:26,520 --> 01:18:29,119
know, And why are they going
into medicine? Is it because they're passionate

1116
01:18:29,159 --> 01:18:30,680
about anatomy and the human body?
Not even some of the time. No,

1117
01:18:30,760 --> 01:18:33,640
they just want to make money.
They want the fucking sports car and

1118
01:18:33,640 --> 01:18:35,960
they make mansion and the fancy hand
me, you know, all this stupid

1119
01:18:35,960 --> 01:18:40,159
shit. It's their parents want them
to be. Their parents are like,

1120
01:18:40,239 --> 01:18:42,640
you know, we really will do
the dude will be really proud of you.

1121
01:18:42,720 --> 01:18:45,319
It's like God, that fucking you
know, that passion makes so much

1122
01:18:45,359 --> 01:18:49,000
difference. You know when you're just
so like you go to sleep thinking about

1123
01:18:49,000 --> 01:18:51,760
this stuff, You're still like,
how does this? And that's when those

1124
01:18:51,760 --> 01:18:56,159
are the people that produce like the
coolest work too, you know. Oh

1125
01:18:56,239 --> 01:19:01,000
yeah, absolutely, And I was
just incredibly fortunate it in many many of

1126
01:19:01,039 --> 01:19:05,079
my professors, but especially I took
you know, my plant taxonomy class at

1127
01:19:05,119 --> 01:19:14,000
San Diego State from Mike Simpson,
which was just a text. Yeah.

1128
01:19:14,039 --> 01:19:16,399
I tell people that I would go, I would listen to Mike Simpson read

1129
01:19:16,439 --> 01:19:19,079
the phone book. He would make
it interesting. He is just he is

1130
01:19:19,159 --> 01:19:24,840
just fabulous and he is incredible.
In fact, other students, other people

1131
01:19:24,840 --> 01:19:27,359
who have had him as a teacher
and I have joked that we should start

1132
01:19:27,399 --> 01:19:30,680
a Mike Simpson fan club. But
anyway, not only did I get to

1133
01:19:30,680 --> 01:19:33,279
take it from Mike Simpson, I
took it in spring of nineteen ninety eight,

1134
01:19:33,319 --> 01:19:39,159
which was one of the best El
Nino years ever, and so it

1135
01:19:39,319 --> 01:19:45,560
was just incredible and his enthusiasm just
absolutely like sent all of us through the

1136
01:19:45,640 --> 01:19:48,760
roof. And it was the best
class I took in college. And it's

1137
01:19:48,880 --> 01:19:51,520
yeah, it's I mean, I
was already, of course really into plants,

1138
01:19:51,560 --> 01:19:54,840
but that was just like, oh
man, I could just I want

1139
01:19:54,840 --> 01:19:58,760
to just key plants for correct for
anybody listening saying, who the fuck is

1140
01:19:58,800 --> 01:20:03,319
Mike Simpson. Mike sim Sin is
a fucking wizard of plant taxonomy and systematic

1141
01:20:03,319 --> 01:20:05,520
I'm always talking about. People ask
me, well, what book should I

1142
01:20:05,520 --> 01:20:08,239
get? I say, I start
with botany in a day. If you

1143
01:20:08,239 --> 01:20:11,039
just get into this, you know
that guy's at rbalist. But he's got

1144
01:20:11,199 --> 01:20:14,880
he's got a great concept there.
They shouldn't say, but he's a fucking

1145
01:20:14,880 --> 01:20:16,960
good elpol or whatever his name is. Good guy. But you know,

1146
01:20:17,000 --> 01:20:21,439
but it's really introductory concepts. Basically, look at flower morphology to group plants.

1147
01:20:21,439 --> 01:20:25,199
That's how we group plants. Turns
out, that's what ends up being

1148
01:20:25,239 --> 01:20:29,199
most in line with what the DNA
tells us. But when you're ready to

1149
01:20:29,239 --> 01:20:31,000
move on, move on to Plant
Systematics by Mike Simpson, and that is

1150
01:20:31,039 --> 01:20:34,680
a fucking book you'll use for the
next ten years. If not lower I

1151
01:20:34,680 --> 01:20:38,039
mean, I still pull that book
off the shelf and I'm like, damn,

1152
01:20:38,079 --> 01:20:41,319
I mean it's got everything. It's
got order by order, by family,

1153
01:20:41,359 --> 01:20:45,840
by family by explanation of how to
collect their barium specimens, explanation of

1154
01:20:45,880 --> 01:20:49,800
what you know molecular uh systematics,
say, is all that stuff it's such

1155
01:20:49,840 --> 01:20:54,479
a it's such a seminal piece,
you know. Yeah. Yeah. And

1156
01:20:54,520 --> 01:20:58,720
also all that stuff's available online.
The figures, all the figures and stuff

1157
01:20:58,760 --> 01:21:01,720
are available online, I mean,
just open for everyone. And I'm just

1158
01:21:01,760 --> 01:21:05,439
like, he's not like, yeah, you know what I mean, he's

1159
01:21:05,479 --> 01:21:10,800
not like an academic Ivory tower gatekeeper
motherfuckers, you know, he's really yeah,

1160
01:21:10,920 --> 01:21:14,640
no, And you know that's That's
one thing I've that's always amazed me

1161
01:21:14,680 --> 01:21:17,960
about botany in general is how few
assholes there are, Like I mean,

1162
01:21:18,079 --> 01:21:23,319
I think compared to most fields,
it's you know, you you run into

1163
01:21:23,359 --> 01:21:28,359
the occasional asshole. And some of
these younger kids, I think they're still

1164
01:21:28,399 --> 01:21:31,800
young though they're young and dumb and
addicted to the internet smartphone. So maybe

1165
01:21:31,880 --> 01:21:34,079
there's hope for him, they have
an excuse, but no, totally with

1166
01:21:34,239 --> 01:21:39,159
like, at least I've never I
rarely meet like, you know, professional

1167
01:21:39,239 --> 01:21:43,079
botanists or people in academia, like
older people in academic who are dicks.

1168
01:21:43,079 --> 01:21:45,880
Like, they're always pretty down and
humble and down to explain stuff and talk

1169
01:21:45,920 --> 01:21:49,359
about stuff, yeah, and love
to talk about their work, you know,

1170
01:21:49,439 --> 01:21:53,600
and so it's like opportunities like this
where you're just like, hey,

1171
01:21:53,640 --> 01:21:55,880
you want to talk about toils as
long as you want, Like hell,

1172
01:21:55,960 --> 01:22:00,279
yeah, right, sign me up. Usually you know you get the blank.

1173
01:22:00,000 --> 01:22:02,800
Yeah yeah. It's just it blows
my mind. I mean, like

1174
01:22:03,159 --> 01:22:06,439
people, you know, I'll hear
people. You always hear the thing well,

1175
01:22:06,520 --> 01:22:11,479
people are always find you know,
animals more charismatic than plants, Like

1176
01:22:11,479 --> 01:22:13,399
well, really, who I don't
fucking I mean, I go to a

1177
01:22:13,520 --> 01:22:15,680
zoo, I say my daughter to
a zoo, or like I watch a

1178
01:22:15,720 --> 01:22:19,279
wildlife like man, it's kind of
interesting. But the plants are I'm always

1179
01:22:19,279 --> 01:22:21,319
looking at the plants in the background, Like those are the things that are

1180
01:22:21,359 --> 01:22:26,680
easy to study. There's way more
diversity in plants. They're all at each

1181
01:22:26,840 --> 01:22:30,199
you know, you could each different
species in a genus that super species rich

1182
01:22:30,239 --> 01:22:33,399
is adapted to a different uh environment. You'll find species that are adapted to

1183
01:22:33,479 --> 01:22:38,640
like the more you know at least
in North America, the more music Southeast

1184
01:22:40,119 --> 01:22:43,199
or and then the same species,
you know, the same genus, different

1185
01:22:43,199 --> 01:22:45,560
species will be more adapted to that
it'll have evolved in a desert. I

1186
01:22:45,560 --> 01:22:50,159
mean, you can see the difference
how the environments selected for these differences.

1187
01:22:50,159 --> 01:22:53,760
I think that shit is so cool. You don't get that with animals.

1188
01:22:54,039 --> 01:22:58,399
Yeah, And I tell I tell
people that. I tell people one of

1189
01:22:58,520 --> 01:23:03,359
the main th things that I love
about botany is that it is infinite.

1190
01:23:03,640 --> 01:23:08,119
You are never going to run out
of questions to ask, You're never going

1191
01:23:08,199 --> 01:23:10,840
to run out of cool things to
look at. You're never going to learn

1192
01:23:11,000 --> 01:23:15,399
run out of cool things to learn. Like, you can go a bazillion

1193
01:23:15,439 --> 01:23:18,720
different directions. You could. Whatever
your interest is, there's some there's some

1194
01:23:18,840 --> 01:23:26,520
plant that will match your interests.
You know, diversity, diversity just blown

1195
01:23:26,720 --> 01:23:30,520
right, Yeah, download that fucking
poster off, you know plant Gateway dot

1196
01:23:30,520 --> 01:23:32,720
Com, forward Slash poster to Angelo
sprintfy log and a poster. Just start

1197
01:23:32,760 --> 01:23:35,880
going through that. You know,
you see you think you're done with everything.

1198
01:23:35,920 --> 01:23:40,439
Find a family you haven't seen before. I guarantee there's a five dozen

1199
01:23:40,479 --> 01:23:42,880
of them, and go, you
know, go figure them out. They're

1200
01:23:42,920 --> 01:23:45,800
so cool, understand And a lot
of times, a lot of times it's

1201
01:23:45,840 --> 01:23:49,359
just like small My dad calls them
flashbangs in teaching, right, you know,

1202
01:23:49,399 --> 01:23:53,399
you just throw in these little factoids
that make people go, WHOA,

1203
01:23:53,560 --> 01:23:56,880
what the fuck? That's crazy?
Like so my friend, my friend Ian,

1204
01:23:57,279 --> 01:23:59,239
you know, he recently told me
he's like, oh, yeah,

1205
01:23:59,239 --> 01:24:03,439
Okatio's more closely related to blueberries than
they are to cacti. And I was

1206
01:24:03,479 --> 01:24:06,119
like what, and they're like,
yeah, sure enough. They're at there,

1207
01:24:06,439 --> 01:24:11,880
the okatillo or in the Eric Hayley's
they're in the same order as blueberries.

1208
01:24:12,199 --> 01:24:15,960
And I was just like, wow, that's amazing. And then like

1209
01:24:15,000 --> 01:24:18,439
a I don't know, a while
back, Steve Matson, who's this incredible

1210
01:24:18,479 --> 01:24:25,640
California botanist who just puts up these
fabulous pictures on Flora CalPhotos and he's a

1211
01:24:25,720 --> 01:24:30,520
super super cool guy, you know. He he posted something a while back

1212
01:24:30,760 --> 01:24:33,720
and he's like, yeah, the
the hares on dasio Cloa pulchella, the

1213
01:24:33,760 --> 01:24:36,439
fluff grass, the you know,
the little grass you see all over the

1214
01:24:36,960 --> 01:24:43,119
Mohave and stuff. He's like,
those hares are actually exuded salt crystals.

1215
01:24:43,520 --> 01:24:46,760
They're like strands of salt crystals.
And if you look at him under a

1216
01:24:46,800 --> 01:24:50,199
hand, and I was just like
what. I was like, I've known

1217
01:24:50,239 --> 01:24:55,359
this species for twenty six years and
I've never looked at it under a handle

1218
01:24:56,199 --> 01:24:59,640
A tricombe at least, like is
there a hair at the base somewhere there

1219
01:24:59,800 --> 01:25:02,439
what I don't even know, but
I was just like, yeah, and

1220
01:25:02,479 --> 01:25:05,399
so of course the first thing I
did and next time I saw one was

1221
01:25:05,439 --> 01:25:09,720
look at it Handlin's and I was
like, oh my god. So it's

1222
01:25:09,720 --> 01:25:12,880
stuff like that in Botany. You
know. It's just like you come across

1223
01:25:12,920 --> 01:25:15,319
these facts and they don't even have
to be like complex facts. They don't

1224
01:25:15,399 --> 01:25:18,800
have to be that complicated. They're
just like wow, yeah, And you

1225
01:25:18,880 --> 01:25:23,279
see enough of those and you learn
to stop taking everything for granted to you

1226
01:25:23,359 --> 01:25:26,319
learn to look, yes, sir, And I mean, being being interested

1227
01:25:26,319 --> 01:25:29,520
in Bondy has made me way more
attentive to the world around me. It's

1228
01:25:29,560 --> 01:25:32,079
made me a way more human being
and like, you know, a humble,

1229
01:25:32,880 --> 01:25:36,680
you know, humble and somewhat more
chill person too. I mean,

1230
01:25:36,720 --> 01:25:42,199
it's just such a pleasant distraction from
all the other bullshit. Absolutely, yeah,

1231
01:25:42,239 --> 01:25:45,000
absolutely, it's totally. It's totally
one of the main things I use

1232
01:25:45,119 --> 01:25:46,880
for mental health. It's just like, oh, shit's going to shit,

1233
01:25:46,960 --> 01:25:50,520
let's go out in the garden.
Yeah. People don't. People don't.

1234
01:25:50,560 --> 01:25:54,479
People don't understand that, man,
it really is. It sounds you know,

1235
01:25:54,560 --> 01:25:58,319
people, there's all there's numerous research
papers on how quote unquote nature.

1236
01:25:58,319 --> 01:26:00,760
I don't even like that word,
you know, because it implies this idea

1237
01:26:00,800 --> 01:26:02,560
that we're separate and apart from it. But you know, there's all these

1238
01:26:02,600 --> 01:26:06,520
papers on how nature is calming and
good for mental and emotional health. I

1239
01:26:06,520 --> 01:26:10,840
mean, you don't even need that. I mean you everybody should be allowed

1240
01:26:10,880 --> 01:26:14,840
to experience that, I think,
not not allowing people to whether it's because

1241
01:26:14,840 --> 01:26:17,000
of poverty or whether it's because they
some kid grows up in a cul de

1242
01:26:17,079 --> 01:26:19,840
sac suburb world, a habit that's
been destroyed, and not allowing you know,

1243
01:26:20,159 --> 01:26:25,439
those people to experience that, not
allowing anybody who experience that is inhumane,

1244
01:26:25,479 --> 01:26:27,760
like that should be a fuck.
You talk about rights that should be

1245
01:26:27,760 --> 01:26:30,119
a right like we Yeah, and
how are they going to care? How

1246
01:26:30,159 --> 01:26:33,239
are they going to care about,
you know, things in the outside world

1247
01:26:33,239 --> 01:26:36,000
if they don't know about them,
right? Yeah? Yeah? Well,

1248
01:26:36,000 --> 01:26:39,960
well, I mean I want to
ask you a couple more things. I

1249
01:26:40,000 --> 01:26:43,920
want to ask you about a very
rare species of cylinder punch. It Fromnuevo

1250
01:26:44,000 --> 01:26:46,159
Leone called uh fuck, I just
lost it? Where was it? Yeah?

1251
01:26:46,159 --> 01:26:49,640
There we go, cylinder punch of
antao joensis. Oh, Yeah,

1252
01:26:49,800 --> 01:26:54,039
that's a cool one. I love
that species. So this is a narrow

1253
01:26:54,039 --> 01:26:57,720
distribution I'm looking, you know,
compared the sun. Yeah, so yeah,

1254
01:26:57,800 --> 01:27:02,439
okay, So the deal with antio
Oensis. You probably people are probably

1255
01:27:02,520 --> 01:27:08,479
much more familiar with one of its
close relatives, cylender punya Ramo sisimo,

1256
01:27:08,560 --> 01:27:12,880
which is the sometimes it gets called
pencil choya, the diamond choya. It's

1257
01:27:12,920 --> 01:27:15,479
all over the mahave. It's it's
a yeah, and it's got a it's

1258
01:27:15,479 --> 01:27:20,279
got pretty narrow stems and it's not
as narrow as Leptocollis, the big banger,

1259
01:27:20,560 --> 01:27:25,439
but it's got pretty narrow stems,
and it has these flat tubercles.

1260
01:27:25,479 --> 01:27:28,279
You know, most choyas they've got
like the pretty obvious, you know,

1261
01:27:28,439 --> 01:27:32,439
pattern of bumps on the along the
stems. In ramo system, they're flattened

1262
01:27:32,479 --> 01:27:36,520
against the stem and then those tubercles
have kind of an outline that it's kind

1263
01:27:36,520 --> 01:27:41,680
of a shield shape or diamond shape. So people know that one. But

1264
01:27:41,760 --> 01:27:46,039
antio Joensis is extremely similar looking.
But like you said, it's got that

1265
01:27:46,239 --> 01:27:56,720
very very narrow distribution around quatricienegus uh
down in uh is it kobia? Yeah?

1266
01:27:56,880 --> 01:27:59,359
Oh totally, man, I need
to oh man, I need to

1267
01:27:59,359 --> 01:28:02,520
spend so much time there. I've
spent exactly one night in Quatro Siangas and

1268
01:28:02,520 --> 01:28:08,359
I was like not enough. Yeah. So, so it's the anti jojo

1269
01:28:08,439 --> 01:28:12,920
and this is right there. And
then there's a third species in that same

1270
01:28:13,199 --> 01:28:16,680
clade that also looks extremely similar that
I'm sure you've seen, which is cylinder

1271
01:28:16,720 --> 01:28:23,479
of puntiot celender of Puntia tessajo in
Baja in northern Baja. And they all

1272
01:28:23,520 --> 01:28:28,279
look very similar and they all come
out genetically in the same clade. It's

1273
01:28:28,319 --> 01:28:32,239
like this nice little separate type group
genetically, so it's pretty cool. And

1274
01:28:32,319 --> 01:28:36,800
they all they all have those narrow
stems, flattened tubercles, one to zero

1275
01:28:36,920 --> 01:28:41,680
spines for aerials, so it's not
the spines are long, but there's not

1276
01:28:41,920 --> 01:28:45,279
like as many of them as in
a lot of other choya species. So

1277
01:28:45,319 --> 01:28:48,279
the other pick one uh yeah,
yeah, I mean they've all got the

1278
01:28:48,399 --> 01:28:54,000
they've all got those, yeah.
And another interesting thing about that clade is

1279
01:28:54,039 --> 01:28:58,439
that they make a bird like fruit. So most choias either make kind of

1280
01:28:58,479 --> 01:29:03,560
like spineless smooth fruits or they make
some spiny, you know, dry spiny

1281
01:29:03,560 --> 01:29:09,479
fruits versus fleshy, spineless fruits.
I get that right, dry spiny versus

1282
01:29:09,640 --> 01:29:14,199
fleshy, spineless fruits. But there
are some weird variations like Lepticolis, which

1283
01:29:14,199 --> 01:29:18,560
has the bright red and the Ramo
system of clade, which has the makes

1284
01:29:18,600 --> 01:29:24,520
these like burr burr type fruits.
They're kind of similar in shape and size

1285
01:29:24,600 --> 01:29:28,239
to the leptic fruits, but they're
not that bright red and they're just covered

1286
01:29:28,239 --> 01:29:32,800
with like these these little bristly spines. They're not like real hard, hard,

1287
01:29:32,880 --> 01:29:38,560
rigid spines. So it's a really
interesting little clade. Are the fruit

1288
01:29:38,960 --> 01:29:43,479
Does it look like the fruits are
going for a dispersal by something or I

1289
01:29:43,520 --> 01:29:46,319
would expect so because I think they
would be really good at sticking to stuff.

1290
01:29:47,560 --> 01:29:53,720
So so those trees, but in
a different sense, not for necessarily

1291
01:29:53,840 --> 01:29:58,479
food inadvertent, right, just like
sticking sticking to stuff. Yeah, like

1292
01:29:58,479 --> 01:30:00,199
like a lot like most of the
spiny fruited choyas, do you know,

1293
01:30:00,279 --> 01:30:04,239
they just stick the things. So
this is an interesting that that set of

1294
01:30:04,279 --> 01:30:09,960
three species. It is a really
interesting example of a phenomenon that we saw

1295
01:30:10,039 --> 01:30:13,199
a lot in our when we did
our you know, our genetics study.

1296
01:30:13,640 --> 01:30:18,680
And that's a case where you have
closely related choya species that have diverged into

1297
01:30:18,720 --> 01:30:27,800
completely different deserts. So Ramo sisima, anti Johoensis, and Tasaho are all

1298
01:30:27,840 --> 01:30:32,760
each other's closest relatives, but Antiohoensis
is strictly in the Chouahuan desert, Tasaho

1299
01:30:33,000 --> 01:30:38,439
is strictly in Baja, and Ramo
sisima is pretty much strictly in you know,

1300
01:30:38,479 --> 01:30:45,399
the mojave in western Sonoran. Another
even more extreme example of that is

1301
01:30:45,399 --> 01:30:46,800
is one that blew us away.
I mean, it really surprised us to

1302
01:30:46,800 --> 01:30:51,479
the extent that we like, you
know, extracted DNA from more specimens and

1303
01:30:51,520 --> 01:30:57,199
like retested it to make sure it
was true. Is that a kinocarpa that

1304
01:30:57,279 --> 01:31:02,079
golden choya is which is all over
the mohabi is most closely related to this

1305
01:31:02,359 --> 01:31:06,960
crazy ass choya over there in your
neck of the woods in Texas called Davisii

1306
01:31:08,199 --> 01:31:12,600
cylinder Puntia Davisia eye. That's rare. That's kind of narrow, narrow distribution

1307
01:31:12,720 --> 01:31:15,720
it is. Yeah, And so
we were like, wow, Okay,

1308
01:31:15,760 --> 01:31:19,119
so you've got this one choya over
in like New Mexico, Texas, Oklahoma,

1309
01:31:19,239 --> 01:31:23,239
and this other choya that doesn't I
mean, it kind of looks like

1310
01:31:23,319 --> 01:31:26,159
it but you know, a lot
of the choyas kind of all look alike

1311
01:31:26,159 --> 01:31:30,279
anyway, So that was one that
we're like, whoa. So we redid

1312
01:31:30,319 --> 01:31:32,800
the analysis with different specimens and yeah, sure enough they come out as each

1313
01:31:32,800 --> 01:31:42,560
other's closest relatives. The chloroplast.
Yeah we we we We sequenced the entire

1314
01:31:42,640 --> 01:31:45,880
chloroplast genome and that's what our phylogenetic
tree was was based off of. And

1315
01:31:45,920 --> 01:31:50,439
that was the first time anyone had
used a whole chloroplast genome to do any

1316
01:31:50,560 --> 01:31:54,199
like big clade within the CACA.
Yeah, it was super cool. I

1317
01:31:54,279 --> 01:31:57,319
was so stoked. We were so
happy to finally get to do that.

1318
01:31:57,439 --> 01:32:01,279
And it's weird because I actually before
where I got into ecology, I switched

1319
01:32:01,319 --> 01:32:06,239
to ecology as a concentration in my
biology degree my last year of undergrad.

1320
01:32:06,359 --> 01:32:10,880
Before that, I was in molecular
biology, so I worked in labs.

1321
01:32:10,920 --> 01:32:14,239
You know, I did like cancer
research stuff, I for you know,

1322
01:32:14,560 --> 01:32:17,680
between when I started college and right
before the end. By the by the

1323
01:32:17,720 --> 01:32:23,159
way, my college career took a
while I was I was not a was

1324
01:32:23,199 --> 01:32:26,239
not a real great student for a
while. But anyway, so it was

1325
01:32:26,319 --> 01:32:29,359
interesting because I knew all that you
know, I was into the whole molecular

1326
01:32:29,399 --> 01:32:31,600
biology thing, and then I had
this twenty five year gap, and then

1327
01:32:31,600 --> 01:32:34,680
all of a sudden, I'm back
in a molecular biology lab and I was

1328
01:32:34,720 --> 01:32:39,560
like, Wow, things have really
changed. Yeah. I was like,

1329
01:32:39,600 --> 01:32:42,800
I have no clue what all this
stuff is. I mean I could still

1330
01:32:42,840 --> 01:32:46,840
do. I can still pipe out
like a like a pro, like the

1331
01:32:46,880 --> 01:32:50,239
analysis. You still got time.
You don't have to go anytime soon?

1332
01:32:50,319 --> 01:32:53,880
Right, No, No, I
don't, I don't. I guess I

1333
01:32:53,520 --> 01:32:56,520
got. But I want to ask
you about I mean, now I want

1334
01:32:56,560 --> 01:32:58,880
to get into like some of the
bio stuff. How you got into all

1335
01:32:58,920 --> 01:33:00,079
this stuff? So? Okay,
but I got I got it? Okay,

1336
01:33:00,119 --> 01:33:02,560
Yeah, I got a warning about
the genetic stuff though, that's like

1337
01:33:02,640 --> 01:33:06,039
that is not my That's not what
I'm really good at. No, no,

1338
01:33:06,039 --> 01:33:09,079
no, that's not fine. I
just I just want to talk about

1339
01:33:09,079 --> 01:33:11,359
deserts and how you got yeah,
in the desert at college. But give

1340
01:33:11,359 --> 01:33:13,720
me a second. Yeah, go
take a leak. Yeah, I think

1341
01:33:13,720 --> 01:33:15,239
I'll do the same. I can
go forever. Okay, here we go,

1342
01:33:15,279 --> 01:33:17,039
all right, beck, So all
right, beg from taking leek?

1343
01:33:17,079 --> 01:33:19,039
So get so how did you get
so? First off, where did you

1344
01:33:19,079 --> 01:33:21,359
grow up? And then how did
you get in I mean, because,

1345
01:33:21,399 --> 01:33:24,840
like you said, there's not many
people studying desert botany, how'd you get

1346
01:33:24,840 --> 01:33:27,039
into this? People always ask me, you know, whit white deserts?

1347
01:33:27,039 --> 01:33:29,079
You got to focus on some besides
deserts. I'm like, ah, but

1348
01:33:29,079 --> 01:33:30,359
deserts are the coolest, So I
get it. But how did you get

1349
01:33:30,359 --> 01:33:34,279
into it? Yeah? So I
grew up in Sacramento. I moved to

1350
01:33:34,640 --> 01:33:39,880
Sacramento, California. I moved to
Southern California for college when I was eighteen.

1351
01:33:40,000 --> 01:33:44,279
And then I like within a few
weeks of moving to Southern California,

1352
01:33:44,319 --> 01:33:45,920
we did one of the crazy college
things where it's like, hey, it's

1353
01:33:45,960 --> 01:33:49,760
midnight, let's drive out to the
desert. And so we drove out to

1354
01:33:49,800 --> 01:33:55,319
Joshua Tree and you know, we
we like sneaked off in a day use

1355
01:33:55,399 --> 01:33:58,319
area and just like you know,
laid sleeping bags out or whatever. And

1356
01:33:58,399 --> 01:34:00,600
the next morning I woke up and
there Joshua Tree in front of me,

1357
01:34:00,640 --> 01:34:02,600
and I was like, oh,
Okay, this is where I want to

1358
01:34:02,600 --> 01:34:09,000
be. Was it was like the
closest thing I've ever experienced to love at

1359
01:34:09,000 --> 01:34:13,680
first sight. So we moved to
San Diego in ninety four, and so

1360
01:34:13,760 --> 01:34:16,720
then I got familiar with the ANNs
of Barago area and stuff. And the

1361
01:34:16,840 --> 01:34:21,520
last year of undergrad basically when I
decided to switch to ecology because I was

1362
01:34:21,560 --> 01:34:26,239
tired of being in a lab all
the time. I at the same time,

1363
01:34:26,359 --> 01:34:29,880
I got a job with an organization
there at San Diego State in the

1364
01:34:29,880 --> 01:34:34,600
Biology department called the Soil and Restoration
Group, and it is a fabulous organization.

1365
01:34:35,000 --> 01:34:41,960
And basically they do ecological restoration mostly
on military bases all over southern California.

1366
01:34:42,279 --> 01:34:45,760
Because of course military they're required to
follow a lot of you know,

1367
01:34:45,880 --> 01:34:48,039
environmental regulations, which is great.
And by the way, I want to

1368
01:34:48,039 --> 01:34:53,960
give a shout out to military bases
because they are some of our best remaining

1369
01:34:54,279 --> 01:35:00,680
large parcels of habitat in this country. They are fabulous places work because Joe

1370
01:35:00,680 --> 01:35:03,520
sixpack cannot get out there and tear
the shit out of them. And yes,

1371
01:35:03,640 --> 01:35:06,439
of course a lot of the military
guys are more than happy to run

1372
01:35:06,439 --> 01:35:11,680
over tortoises and you know, shoot
soarrows or whatever. But got right,

1373
01:35:12,680 --> 01:35:15,920
people are exac but people are kind
of keeping an eye on them, right,

1374
01:35:15,000 --> 01:35:18,159
unlike Joe six pack. So anyway, shout out to military bases.

1375
01:35:18,199 --> 01:35:23,239
It's true, that's true. I
fucking when I was doing Florida panantle Botany

1376
01:35:23,279 --> 01:35:28,640
with a friend, one of the
places we illegally slept trespassed on a I

1377
01:35:28,680 --> 01:35:30,760
don't think it was a big deal, but on an air Force base out

1378
01:35:30,800 --> 01:35:33,520
there, and I was like,
yeah, this whole it's so kind of

1379
01:35:33,800 --> 01:35:38,680
unusual that there's even this this pocket
of habitat left, you know, and

1380
01:35:38,800 --> 01:35:42,319
what is just generally all American carslum
of Florida. I mean, most of

1381
01:35:42,359 --> 01:35:45,279
Florida is just starting malls and freeways, you know. Yeah, And I

1382
01:35:45,279 --> 01:35:50,840
mean can you imagine how I mean, Orange County in San Diego County would

1383
01:35:50,840 --> 01:35:56,239
have grown together a long time ago
if not for Camp Pendleton, and Camp

1384
01:35:56,279 --> 01:35:59,920
Pendleton has got so much cool shit
on it. I mean, it's got

1385
01:36:00,119 --> 01:36:03,800
so many different habitats and rare species
and it's just you know, Bananza.

1386
01:36:03,920 --> 01:36:08,880
But anyway, so I got into
the Soile Ecology and Restoration group, and

1387
01:36:08,880 --> 01:36:11,760
that was when I started working out
in the field. And one of the

1388
01:36:11,760 --> 01:36:15,239
first places I worked was Fort Irwin
National Training Center, which is pretty much

1389
01:36:15,279 --> 01:36:19,119
smack dab in the middle of the
Mohave Desert. It's thirty miles north of

1390
01:36:19,159 --> 01:36:24,239
Barstow, so it is really out
in the middle of nowhere, and it's

1391
01:36:24,439 --> 01:36:27,479
I don't know if it's the largest
military base in the country, but it's

1392
01:36:27,520 --> 01:36:31,279
one of them. It covers a
huge area out there. And I spent

1393
01:36:31,399 --> 01:36:36,239
seventeen years working for SURGE, and
for the last eight of those I was

1394
01:36:36,239 --> 01:36:42,039
the project manager for all of our
desert project. It sounds like Energy Surges.

1395
01:36:42,239 --> 01:36:45,239
So it's the Soil Ecology and Restoration
group, So it's it's the group

1396
01:36:45,279 --> 01:36:49,800
I worked for that did the restoration
and so yeah, so I did have

1397
01:36:49,840 --> 01:36:54,640
a little you know, I had
like my eight years of project management experience

1398
01:36:54,720 --> 01:36:57,960
there and it was just a great
job. I mean, it was crazy.

1399
01:36:58,039 --> 01:37:01,239
It was just I spent way more
more time in Barstow than any human

1400
01:37:01,279 --> 01:37:05,960
should have to endure Barstows. Yeah, yeah, so, and it was

1401
01:37:06,039 --> 01:37:10,359
it was just great. And I
taught myself a lot of botany while I

1402
01:37:10,399 --> 01:37:14,560
was out there, because seventeen years
there were a lot of good, good

1403
01:37:14,600 --> 01:37:17,000
bloom years, and so I would
just get lunch break, I'd just grab

1404
01:37:17,039 --> 01:37:21,479
an apple and wander off. And
another nice thing about botany is you don't

1405
01:37:21,520 --> 01:37:26,680
have to wander very far to find
it. There's always plants around, and

1406
01:37:26,840 --> 01:37:30,760
especially in a good year, you
know, there can be twenty species within

1407
01:37:30,920 --> 01:37:33,800
ten mets. Well, I was
gonna say tonight. Another nice thing about

1408
01:37:33,840 --> 01:37:36,520
deserts, though, is if the
plants aren't that season, you got the

1409
01:37:36,600 --> 01:37:40,319
rocks. You know, you always
got the rocks. And that was I

1410
01:37:41,000 --> 01:37:44,880
really learned. That's why I learned. The majority of my botany, aside

1411
01:37:44,920 --> 01:37:47,880
from like northern California, like Shasta
region, was in deserts. It was

1412
01:37:48,119 --> 01:37:50,680
I felt so lucky to fucking be
in those places. I mean, I

1413
01:37:50,720 --> 01:37:54,439
see posting photos from there now,
I'm like, God, I miss it

1414
01:37:54,560 --> 01:37:57,479
so much, man, I know, it's it's just amazing. There's so

1415
01:37:57,520 --> 01:38:00,000
many and every every desert is a
little different, and every pocket of the

1416
01:38:00,000 --> 01:38:03,920
desert is a little different. It's
just amazing. So I spent you know,

1417
01:38:03,960 --> 01:38:05,920
I was. I was working at
Serge. I'd been there for a

1418
01:38:05,920 --> 01:38:12,279
long time, and at some point
this environmental consultant in San Diego was looking

1419
01:38:12,359 --> 01:38:16,600
for surveyors for a rare plant survey
east of Barstow, and so he called

1420
01:38:16,760 --> 01:38:20,800
my boss at SERGE and he's like, hey, Tom, you got a

1421
01:38:20,840 --> 01:38:25,399
desert botanist, you can loan me
for a few weeks. And Tom was

1422
01:38:25,439 --> 01:38:27,560
like, oh, yeah, I
can, let you have Michelle. You

1423
01:38:27,600 --> 01:38:30,520
know, churse. He didn't ask
me first or anything. So then he

1424
01:38:30,560 --> 01:38:32,560
comes in and he tells me about
it, and I was like, well,

1425
01:38:32,560 --> 01:38:35,560
that sounds really interesting, you know. So I went out on this

1426
01:38:35,680 --> 01:38:40,279
rare plant survey for, you know, a proposed solar plant, which fortunately

1427
01:38:40,279 --> 01:38:45,039
did not get built, although I'm
hearing grumblings that maybe they might be building

1428
01:38:45,039 --> 01:38:47,479
something out there now, but we'll
see. Anyway, it was a good

1429
01:38:47,560 --> 01:38:53,279
year. This was twenty ten,
and I met all these fabulous people,

1430
01:38:53,359 --> 01:38:57,079
including Mark Baker, who was the
King of Choya and that's how I got

1431
01:38:57,079 --> 01:39:01,039
into Choya. But yeah, it
was just an incredibly experience and I loved

1432
01:39:01,079 --> 01:39:05,560
it, and you know, I
really enjoyed restoration. But restoration is a

1433
01:39:05,720 --> 01:39:11,800
very physically laborious job, especially out
in the desert when you're trying to like

1434
01:39:11,880 --> 01:39:15,600
chisel through callichi layers to plant shrubs. So I was like, wow,

1435
01:39:15,720 --> 01:39:19,800
I can hike all day and look
for cool plants and get paid a lot

1436
01:39:19,840 --> 01:39:25,560
more than I'm getting paid at a
nonprofit academic organization. Sign me up.

1437
01:39:26,920 --> 01:39:29,960
Yeah. So basically, I took. I came home from that job and

1438
01:39:30,000 --> 01:39:33,399
I started my company and I bought
my truck with my first paycheck with my

1439
01:39:33,439 --> 01:39:39,319
paycheck from that job. And since
then, I've been an independent botanist and

1440
01:39:39,520 --> 01:39:43,640
I work for I've worked for a
lot of different companies. I have a

1441
01:39:43,680 --> 01:39:46,359
few that I mainly work for.
Yeah, so it's been it's been great,

1442
01:39:46,359 --> 01:39:49,199
and it's been a trip. It's
just been such a wild ride.

1443
01:39:49,319 --> 01:39:54,359
And I've been so many places and
done so many incredible things. So what's

1444
01:39:54,399 --> 01:39:56,399
your what's the name of your company? What are you guys doing? Is

1445
01:39:56,399 --> 01:39:58,960
it mostly like surveying? Right?
No? Okay, So first of all,

1446
01:39:59,000 --> 01:40:01,119
my company is me. It's just
me, that's what. Okay,

1447
01:40:01,159 --> 01:40:03,640
So you're like a free so you're
working for yourself. But that's I mean,

1448
01:40:03,720 --> 01:40:05,479
that sounds like a dream job to
a lot of people. So what

1449
01:40:05,680 --> 01:40:10,039
what is it that you do primarily? Well, so, first of all,

1450
01:40:10,119 --> 01:40:15,000
the name of my company is Desert
Solitaire Botany and Ecological Restoration, And

1451
01:40:15,119 --> 01:40:19,800
yes, that is a shout out
to Edward Abbey. And uh yeah,

1452
01:40:19,840 --> 01:40:24,960
so mostly what I do is were
plant surveys. That has been my bread

1453
01:40:25,000 --> 01:40:29,800
and butter mostly and it's mostly been
on large scale for large scale solar,

1454
01:40:30,680 --> 01:40:32,680
which I don't you know, obviously
don't want to get too much into because

1455
01:40:32,720 --> 01:40:38,840
that gets into my that gets into
shitting where you eat. If I say

1456
01:40:38,880 --> 01:40:41,960
too much about what I really think
about large scale solar farms, you can

1457
01:40:42,000 --> 01:40:45,199
just you can imagine. Sure,
there's many much similar to my thoughts,

1458
01:40:45,279 --> 01:40:48,079
right, Yeah, yes, yes
they are, Yes they are so anyway,

1459
01:40:48,159 --> 01:40:51,279
Yeah, that's mostly what I've done
is rare plant surveys. I've also

1460
01:40:51,359 --> 01:40:58,520
done vegetation mapping and weed surveys.
Unfortunately, you know, got got to

1461
01:40:58,560 --> 01:41:01,039
know about those bastards. Oh god, how bad it's Sahara mustard? And

1462
01:41:01,640 --> 01:41:04,920
when did it is just getting worse? Or is there any control for it?

1463
01:41:05,000 --> 01:41:08,640
Or what? Yeah? I mean
it's it's here, It's here to

1464
01:41:08,680 --> 01:41:13,600
stay. The one that I'm really
worried about right now, where I mostly

1465
01:41:13,640 --> 01:41:15,960
am doing working these days, is
I'm The one I'm worried about is onco

1466
01:41:16,039 --> 01:41:21,479
sciphon pililiff or the stink net.
What is that? No, it's an

1467
01:41:21,560 --> 01:41:26,520
it's an ast raci. It's a
it's one of the discoid astracy. So

1468
01:41:26,680 --> 01:41:29,520
the flowers just look like the yellow
buttons, you know, there's no no

1469
01:41:29,600 --> 01:41:32,760
ray flowers at all, kind of
like well not not even like Cama Mile

1470
01:41:32,800 --> 01:41:35,399
because that's got some ray flowers.
But anyway, it's a it's a little

1471
01:41:35,479 --> 01:41:39,840
low shrub. Every part of its
stinks, every part of it smells,

1472
01:41:40,359 --> 01:41:45,359
and it just is that where it's
from, I can't remember if it's South

1473
01:41:45,399 --> 01:41:50,000
Africa or if it's a Mediterranean one, but regardless, it's just it's just

1474
01:41:50,199 --> 01:41:56,039
no. It's so it's completely established
in Phoenix, the Phoenix area, and

1475
01:41:56,079 --> 01:41:59,159
if if you look at the distribution
map, it's it's well, it's grimly

1476
01:41:59,279 --> 01:42:03,359
hilarious because you've got this huge blob
in Arizona, You've got this huge blob

1477
01:42:03,399 --> 01:42:09,600
in southern California, and then there's
like this these triangle of distribution that is

1478
01:42:09,640 --> 01:42:13,760
all heading right towards the middle of
the desert. So like I'm in where

1479
01:42:13,760 --> 01:42:16,239
I'm doing my weed monitoring on solar
plants right now, it's like right in

1480
01:42:16,279 --> 01:42:20,600
the middle that both of these huge
blobs of NCO's life on her heading towards

1481
01:42:21,000 --> 01:42:27,800
so I'm it's going to be there. So it's exactly exact and just as

1482
01:42:29,319 --> 01:42:31,640
just as a bonus on top of
all the other bullshit, that goes along

1483
01:42:31,680 --> 01:42:36,239
with it being a seriously evasive weed. It also that's the chemical that makes

1484
01:42:36,239 --> 01:42:41,000
it stink is also toxic, and
when it burns, which it really likes

1485
01:42:41,039 --> 01:42:45,520
to do because that chemical is also
resonans, you get this nice toxic smoke.

1486
01:42:46,159 --> 01:42:49,760
So it's just wonderful, like burn
your lungs or send you to the

1487
01:42:49,800 --> 01:42:53,920
house. I don't I don't know, I don't know. I don't want

1488
01:42:53,920 --> 01:42:56,399
that stuff. You want to be
doing. You want to be doing whippets

1489
01:42:56,439 --> 01:42:59,920
of you know what. You don't
want to be in a lot of bad

1490
01:43:00,279 --> 01:43:02,279
right, Okay, yeah, yeah, exactly. So that's that's the one

1491
01:43:02,319 --> 01:43:05,039
I'm really worried about right now.
But you know, Sahara mustard is just

1492
01:43:05,960 --> 01:43:10,479
everywhere, and like you know,
I've been working out here for twenty six

1493
01:43:10,560 --> 01:43:13,920
years, and the changes that I
have seen in the California desert, well

1494
01:43:13,960 --> 01:43:16,840
not just California, but all over
the desert in those that fairly short time

1495
01:43:17,399 --> 01:43:20,920
is pretty grim and pretty I mean, it's amazing, and it's in how

1496
01:43:20,960 --> 01:43:26,039
bad it is, but it's,
uh, it's really it's really've seen a

1497
01:43:26,079 --> 01:43:30,600
reduction in diversity and a spread of
the monocultures of shit that didn't evolve here.

1498
01:43:30,760 --> 01:43:34,439
Yes, yes, absolutely, the
yeah, the Sahara mustard, the

1499
01:43:34,479 --> 01:43:39,199
cicernkiums, you know, the cisernkian
areos is getting is pretty bad out there.

1500
01:43:39,199 --> 01:43:43,399
Of course, tamarisk which Edward Abbey
called the devil's own. There's an

1501
01:43:43,439 --> 01:43:50,880
invasive cicerenkium. Yeah, the cicernkium, aerio altissimum and oriental are all invasive.

1502
01:43:51,000 --> 01:43:55,720
Wait, cicernkium, like the iris. I'm sorry, God damn it,

1503
01:43:55,760 --> 01:44:00,520
I made that. I'm sorry.
I made every single tipen to me

1504
01:44:00,600 --> 01:44:03,119
so many times. She get too
genero with kind of kind of sounds similar.

1505
01:44:03,560 --> 01:44:08,279
All right, listening, audience,
I meant simbrium in the in the

1506
01:44:08,359 --> 01:44:12,680
mustard family. She symbrium, Hey, man, that I've done it in

1507
01:44:12,720 --> 01:44:15,039
fucking videos and I didn't catch it, and I published the video, and

1508
01:44:15,039 --> 01:44:17,079
then I'm just like, yeah,
hey, you know, if I if

1509
01:44:17,079 --> 01:44:20,000
I only, if I only had
to make one major screw up in this

1510
01:44:20,159 --> 01:44:24,479
talk, that's that's all right.
Yes I do, And I seriously do

1511
01:44:24,560 --> 01:44:27,359
that every single time, Like even
if I'm looking at the word, I

1512
01:44:27,399 --> 01:44:30,079
still will say it wrong. Everyone
understands there's no ball breakers here. Everybody

1513
01:44:30,159 --> 01:44:34,560
gets it. But so for these
things. The Sahara Mustard was God,

1514
01:44:34,600 --> 01:44:39,119
I fuck it. I was at
the Desert Lily Sanctuary a few years ago,

1515
01:44:39,159 --> 01:44:43,000
which isn't isn't true Lily for anyone
listening. It's a gave, but

1516
01:44:43,800 --> 01:44:46,279
relative of a gave. But but
uh, you know, I remember being

1517
01:44:46,319 --> 01:44:50,000
there I think twenty eighteen and going
back in like twenty nineteen or twenty and

1518
01:44:50,079 --> 01:44:54,800
being like, fuck, they're all
I mean it was both not a robust

1519
01:44:55,000 --> 01:44:59,680
precipitation year like it had been previously, but also the but the Sahara Mustard

1520
01:44:59,680 --> 01:45:04,439
would have like greatly expanded. It
was everywhere. Yeah, that's exactly That's

1521
01:45:04,479 --> 01:45:09,199
exactly where I mostly do my work. Where I'm mostly working these days is

1522
01:45:09,479 --> 01:45:12,479
Desert Center. So yeah, I've
camped in the Lily Preserve and yeah,

1523
01:45:12,800 --> 01:45:15,920
it's really sad. And the course
with all the there, I mean they're

1524
01:45:15,960 --> 01:45:20,439
paving the Chuckwalla Valley with solar panels
they already largely have, so just going

1525
01:45:20,520 --> 01:45:25,880
to get above the shopping centers,
that's what I don't get. Yeah.

1526
01:45:26,039 --> 01:45:28,159
Yeah, So by the way,
I wanted to I wanted to make sure

1527
01:45:28,159 --> 01:45:30,920
I fit in a shout out here. There is a proposed national monument that

1528
01:45:31,000 --> 01:45:34,760
I think everybody needs to, you
know, get on sign petitions, do

1529
01:45:34,840 --> 01:45:41,439
whatever. The Chuckwalla National Monument is
proposed right now, and it is enormous,

1530
01:45:41,840 --> 01:45:45,960
and it is going to be contiguous
with Joshua Tree National Park on the

1531
01:45:45,000 --> 01:45:50,279
south side of Interstate ten. It
is going to protect it will protect all

1532
01:45:50,319 --> 01:45:56,960
of the Chuckwalla Mountains and the Chuckwalla
bench which is which is an incredibly diverse,

1533
01:45:57,039 --> 01:46:02,119
amazing area and it but which and
by the way, if that national

1534
01:46:02,119 --> 01:46:10,479
Monument gets established, it will protect
every population of the Chucky Choya at least

1535
01:46:10,600 --> 01:46:15,680
the Yes. Yeah, I've done
a lot of solar surveys in that area

1536
01:46:15,720 --> 01:46:17,239
and every time I'm just like,
no, wait, can we can we

1537
01:46:17,239 --> 01:46:20,000
talk about that though, Like what
do you know why maybe because you have

1538
01:46:20,079 --> 01:46:25,079
an inside eye on this, why
are they not building these solar panels in

1539
01:46:25,119 --> 01:46:28,880
places that are already hideous to look
like look to look at which is most

1540
01:46:28,920 --> 01:46:31,760
of Consumer America, these strip malls. I mean, you get a two

1541
01:46:31,760 --> 01:46:34,600
for one, you know, bang
for your buck there when you put a

1542
01:46:34,600 --> 01:46:40,279
solar farm on top of a fucking
expansive parking lot, the cars don't get

1543
01:46:40,279 --> 01:46:43,319
hot anymore. Some jackeys leaves their
kid in the car. You don't got

1544
01:46:43,399 --> 01:46:45,439
to worry about the kid dying,
you know, just you know whatever,

1545
01:46:45,720 --> 01:46:50,119
Uh the fucking you know, the
heat island effect instead of that asphalt acting

1546
01:46:50,199 --> 01:46:54,439
like a battery that just radiates heat
in the summer until two in the morning

1547
01:46:54,479 --> 01:46:56,560
and there once. I mean,
why are they not doing this? Is

1548
01:46:56,560 --> 01:46:59,520
it just I mean, surely someone's
thought of that idea. I've only seen

1549
01:46:59,560 --> 01:47:03,119
it one in the United States and
like a Walmart parking lot somewhere in suburban

1550
01:47:03,159 --> 01:47:08,319
San Diego, Like why is it
just a private property thing? There's no

1551
01:47:08,399 --> 01:47:10,920
agreement? No, I mean,
I just don't understand why the fuck we're

1552
01:47:10,960 --> 01:47:15,239
not doing that, Like, why
are we destroying these these areas to build

1553
01:47:15,319 --> 01:47:18,479
these wild areas to build this shit? Yeah, So there's a few answers

1554
01:47:18,520 --> 01:47:21,640
to that. Number One, I
don't know why it's not more common to

1555
01:47:21,680 --> 01:47:26,760
put it on rooftops and parking lots, because that is completely fucking obvious as

1556
01:47:26,800 --> 01:47:30,199
far as I'm concerned. And you
know, you don't have to build transmission

1557
01:47:30,279 --> 01:47:33,359
lines because you can you can use
your parking lot solar to run your store

1558
01:47:33,479 --> 01:47:38,159
right there. So anyway, I
don't know, I don't know why that

1559
01:47:38,279 --> 01:47:42,880
is not more common. But as
far as the so the private property thing

1560
01:47:42,920 --> 01:47:45,039
is a lot is a part of
a big part of it. It's more

1561
01:47:45,079 --> 01:47:49,159
expensive. And now I don't know
why if you're if you're building a Walmart,

1562
01:47:49,199 --> 01:47:51,880
I don't know why you would not
just put solar panels on. But

1563
01:47:53,880 --> 01:47:58,159
what I know about is the reason, as far as I know, the

1564
01:47:58,159 --> 01:48:02,279
main reason that these huge solar farms
go in on BLM land, on private

1565
01:48:02,359 --> 01:48:11,399
land is that it is when you've
got tons of fallow, crappy ag land

1566
01:48:11,520 --> 01:48:15,000
in Antelope Valley, which is a
lot closer to Los Angeles, which is

1567
01:48:15,039 --> 01:48:20,279
where they need power. Is the
price. It's a lot cheaper to buy

1568
01:48:20,319 --> 01:48:26,600
public lands than it is to buy
you know, ag land. And so

1569
01:48:26,720 --> 01:48:29,720
that's that's a big part of it
right there. I thought public lands want

1570
01:48:29,800 --> 01:48:31,760
to be for sale. Though are
they leasing it or what are they actually

1571
01:48:31,800 --> 01:48:36,880
owning it or what? I don't
actually know what the details are because I

1572
01:48:38,119 --> 01:48:42,439
try to stay out of that because
I just the culture is just so fucking

1573
01:48:42,800 --> 01:48:46,560
it gets dumb out right. Sorry, yes, you're right, I don't

1574
01:48:46,640 --> 01:48:49,159
get it, Like there's there's these
are perfect, these are things we should

1575
01:48:49,159 --> 01:48:54,720
be doing, and you're you're you're
reducing heat island effect. You're preventing kids

1576
01:48:54,720 --> 01:48:58,159
from dying cars, you know,
which I guess is probably one in every

1577
01:48:58,319 --> 01:49:00,840
you know, one hundred thousand and
happened. But still, you know,

1578
01:49:00,880 --> 01:49:02,039
there's a lot of dummies out there
that leave their kids in the car.

1579
01:49:02,119 --> 01:49:04,199
Yeah, and then just other shit, I mean yeah, and it's it's

1580
01:49:04,279 --> 01:49:09,199
just more you're providing shade for cars
too, so the cars don't off gas

1581
01:49:09,199 --> 01:49:11,680
plastic, they don't have the paint
job, doesn't. I mean, surely

1582
01:49:11,760 --> 01:49:15,520
Americans are superficial enough that, if
anything, they'll care about the way their

1583
01:49:15,560 --> 01:49:18,279
cars look, you know, yea
with less exposure to UV. I mean,

1584
01:49:18,319 --> 01:49:20,560
the only thing I can think of, really, I mean, I'm

1585
01:49:20,560 --> 01:49:24,760
sure there's a lot of you know, financial whatever that goes along with it,

1586
01:49:24,800 --> 01:49:27,680
but you know, I think maybe
it's just change, you know,

1587
01:49:27,720 --> 01:49:32,479
it's something different, and that always
seems to take a really long time for

1588
01:49:32,720 --> 01:49:36,199
people to do, is just you
know, change the way they do things.

1589
01:49:36,479 --> 01:49:41,920
And it doesn't seem like it'd be
that complicated. But like I said,

1590
01:49:41,960 --> 01:49:45,760
I don't know how the minds of
the people who make those decisions right,

1591
01:49:45,760 --> 01:49:47,960
and I'm sure it's all just cost
Well we've talked to the shareholders and

1592
01:49:48,000 --> 01:49:53,399
decided that this we're going to say
X amount of money by destroying this plot

1593
01:49:53,439 --> 01:49:57,479
of BLM land where there's a species
of plant and some tortoises. That.

1594
01:49:58,279 --> 01:50:00,479
Yeah, God, Jesus Christ,
it's just it's just nuts. We allow

1595
01:50:00,840 --> 01:50:06,800
people who only have their own best
interests at heart to take from the commons,

1596
01:50:06,840 --> 01:50:11,000
you know, to take from the
collective, to deprive you know,

1597
01:50:11,880 --> 01:50:15,279
kids today of being able to go
to some of these places and see these

1598
01:50:15,319 --> 01:50:19,199
things. Yeah, and I believe
the idea is that after the solar plants

1599
01:50:19,199 --> 01:50:25,079
are decommissioned, they go back to
being public land. Maybe this is another

1600
01:50:25,119 --> 01:50:28,199
place where I'm just totally talking out
my ass. They might say that,

1601
01:50:28,279 --> 01:50:30,960
that's probably they probably say that,
But but what are we getting back even

1602
01:50:31,000 --> 01:50:33,960
if that does happen. What are
we getting back? We're getting back a

1603
01:50:34,000 --> 01:50:40,680
decommissioned solar plant. Yeah, we're
getting back a parking lot. There's your

1604
01:50:40,720 --> 01:50:43,560
parking lot. You can get like
really tiny cars to park into the solar

1605
01:50:43,560 --> 01:50:45,359
panels out there. Yeah, it's
just fucking madness. But well anyway,

1606
01:50:45,359 --> 01:50:48,239
okay, well sorry for the decide. I like, I like going all

1607
01:50:48,319 --> 01:50:51,159
over the place during these conversations.
I do too, I do too.

1608
01:50:51,960 --> 01:50:55,800
But so, okay, so you're
you're in the deserts, you're eleven deserts.

1609
01:50:55,840 --> 01:51:00,880
Where where's the choya pick up?
Okay? So the choya picked up

1610
01:51:00,920 --> 01:51:02,720
that happened in two thousand and eight. So, first of all, twenty

1611
01:51:02,800 --> 01:51:06,439
ten, that very first survey when
I was working where I met and first

1612
01:51:06,439 --> 01:51:10,880
worked with Mark Baker, like,
I did not know shit about choyas and

1613
01:51:11,800 --> 01:51:16,279
silver choya or golden choya, silvertoya
and buckhorn choya. The akantha karpa are

1614
01:51:16,359 --> 01:51:19,239
really similar. They're hard to tell
apart, and they like to bang.

1615
01:51:19,399 --> 01:51:25,399
So when they're growing together, you
get hybrids too, And so I was

1616
01:51:25,439 --> 01:51:28,239
just constantly like, well, what's
this one? Is this a kantakarpa?

1617
01:51:28,399 --> 01:51:30,720
Is this he kind of karpa?
What's this one? What's this one?

1618
01:51:30,199 --> 01:51:36,119
And Mark was finally, there's no
fucking acantokarpa around here. So basically I

1619
01:51:36,239 --> 01:51:40,319
just you know, I asked questions. I ask tons of questions all the

1620
01:51:40,359 --> 01:51:43,399
time, and yeah, that's kind
of how I got into it. But

1621
01:51:43,439 --> 01:51:47,199
then in twenty eleven was when we
were on that job where we ran into

1622
01:51:47,199 --> 01:51:51,319
the chuckychoya for the first time.
And so it was that like three years.

1623
01:51:51,359 --> 01:51:54,960
You know, by the time we
got to the point of actually describing

1624
01:51:55,000 --> 01:51:58,319
and publishing the Chuck E Choya,
I was like, I was like,

1625
01:51:58,439 --> 01:52:00,880
oh, I'm an expert in CHOYI
I'm not sure how that happened, but

1626
01:52:01,000 --> 01:52:04,039
here we are. So you were
just being exposed to these things and then

1627
01:52:04,079 --> 01:52:10,119
just realizing, God, damn,
this is like a really fascinated I became

1628
01:52:10,239 --> 01:52:13,439
fascinated with them very very quickly.
I was like, Wow, these things

1629
01:52:13,479 --> 01:52:16,000
really are super cool. And I
don't know why Choya is in particular.

1630
01:52:16,079 --> 01:52:19,000
I mean, I also really like
Soro famnists. That was another thing I

1631
01:52:19,039 --> 01:52:24,560
was thinking about studying love because I
just I love sorrow themis. But and

1632
01:52:24,600 --> 01:52:27,640
maybe, you know, maybe when
I'm eighty, I'll turn to Soro Famnis

1633
01:52:27,640 --> 01:52:30,399
when I've figured out all the Choya
stuff. But yeah, that's like kind

1634
01:52:30,399 --> 01:52:32,840
of like me and Asta RACI though, like I was, I was really

1635
01:52:32,880 --> 01:52:36,119
annoyed by them at first and just
seeing them everywhere and just like what the

1636
01:52:36,119 --> 01:52:39,319
fuck. And then I remember Redmond
said to me once, He's like,

1637
01:52:39,560 --> 01:52:41,359
you got to get into them,
man, They're so cool. And I

1638
01:52:41,359 --> 01:52:43,399
was like, Okay, looking closer, and I was like, what the

1639
01:52:43,439 --> 01:52:46,079
fuck this is? So this is
and then I couldn't I couldn't understand what

1640
01:52:46,119 --> 01:52:49,760
was going on with with the variation
of morphology of flower morphology there. And

1641
01:52:49,800 --> 01:52:54,640
then I was just like, I
gotta fucking understand this. I became fixated.

1642
01:52:54,680 --> 01:52:57,199
I'm not going to rest until like
do. And now it's one of

1643
01:52:57,199 --> 01:53:00,000
my favorite families. Every time I
see a new composite, I'm like,

1644
01:53:00,039 --> 01:53:02,079
I gotta go look at it.
I gotta go. It is the Asta

1645
01:53:02,199 --> 01:53:06,680
race. One of my very favorite
things to teach people about is the fact

1646
01:53:06,720 --> 01:53:11,159
that what looks like a flower,
well it looks it looks like a daisy,

1647
01:53:11,279 --> 01:53:15,079
is actually a whole bunch of flowers
all crammed together. I just love

1648
01:53:15,199 --> 01:53:19,840
telling people about that and watching them
be like what you're like, you know,

1649
01:53:20,640 --> 01:53:24,720
pulling apart a flower and being like, yeah, every single one of

1650
01:53:24,760 --> 01:53:28,720
these things is a flower. That's
why this family is so successful. They

1651
01:53:29,560 --> 01:53:33,800
they pack all this you know,
potential seed and potential genetic diversity into every

1652
01:53:33,800 --> 01:53:38,680
single flower head in every inflorescence.
Yeah. And when you see some of

1653
01:53:38,680 --> 01:53:42,000
this, when you see like the
South American families that our sister to it,

1654
01:53:42,079 --> 01:53:44,439
like, you know, calliss Racey. They do the same thing with

1655
01:53:44,479 --> 01:53:46,359
those composite heads, and you're like, oh shit, okay, but it's

1656
01:53:46,359 --> 01:53:49,520
I mean, and obviously looks different. It doesn't look like a Asta Racey,

1657
01:53:49,760 --> 01:53:51,439
but I mean it kind of does. But either way, but you

1658
01:53:51,600 --> 01:53:55,680
see those you're like, oh,
okay, I see what happened here,

1659
01:53:55,720 --> 01:54:00,680
Like this was yeah, so cool. Oh there's yeah, there's another Asta

1660
01:54:00,760 --> 01:54:03,800
Raci that I think you've talked about
before. Oh god, it sounds like

1661
01:54:03,840 --> 01:54:10,119
a Bible book. It's like Ecclesiastes. Yeah, that one. I ran

1662
01:54:10,159 --> 01:54:15,159
into that one exactly. I ran
into that one. I ran and run

1663
01:54:15,199 --> 01:54:17,199
into that one a couple of times, and it was like, this is

1664
01:54:17,239 --> 01:54:27,439
an Asta ras Yes, single Florida, only one flower one bizarre. Yeah.

1665
01:54:27,680 --> 01:54:30,520
It is a great family. So
much, so much diversity, but

1666
01:54:30,600 --> 01:54:31,960
way too. That's one of the
things I like about Choia is, like

1667
01:54:32,000 --> 01:54:35,119
I said at the very beginning,
is like they're like a manageable chunk of

1668
01:54:35,159 --> 01:54:39,159
the cactus family, you know,
so you can kind of they're a good

1669
01:54:39,680 --> 01:54:44,479
kind of exemple exemplar group. You
know, you can study them relatively easily

1670
01:54:44,960 --> 01:54:49,279
and thoroughly, unlike some of these
more huge general like a kind of serious

1671
01:54:49,279 --> 01:54:54,439
and mammalarian, that kind of stuff. So that's one thing I like about

1672
01:54:54,479 --> 01:54:58,399
them. Yeah, yeah, you're
in too. I love that. Yeah,

1673
01:54:58,520 --> 01:55:01,600
I love all the the weirdos.
The weird plant I remember, I

1674
01:55:01,640 --> 01:55:05,479
think it was in the Turtle Mountains. We were walking to a disjunct stand

1675
01:55:05,640 --> 01:55:10,479
of I think it was Washingtonia or
something it was. I remember we were

1676
01:55:10,479 --> 01:55:13,760
on mushrooms. This was like,
yeah, years ago. It was amazing.

1677
01:55:13,760 --> 01:55:16,000
I almost stepped on a speckled rattlesnake. It was. It wasn't moving

1678
01:55:16,039 --> 01:55:19,560
because it was cool out and wet
outside. It had rained the night before.

1679
01:55:19,960 --> 01:55:24,000
We just slept in the truck the
night before, and it was God.

1680
01:55:24,119 --> 01:55:27,680
Being in that desolate desert area during
a hard rain is nice, man,

1681
01:55:27,720 --> 01:55:31,600
it's a nice But I remember we
were walking like there were sorl feminists.

1682
01:55:31,640 --> 01:55:35,640
I think it was just seeds sprouting
within six hours of the rain.

1683
01:55:35,920 --> 01:55:42,319
Oh yeah, and those those seedlings
if it was it spinosis, was its

1684
01:55:42,359 --> 01:55:47,680
spinos seeds. Yeah, the seedlings
of that thing look so alien and crazy.

1685
01:55:47,880 --> 01:55:53,039
God, yeah, they've got that
doesn't happen hugely because they've got big

1686
01:55:53,119 --> 01:55:57,800
leaves and they're they're that weird purplish
gray color with those big glands, and

1687
01:55:57,880 --> 01:56:00,600
yeah, I love those things.
I really like sour. That's one of

1688
01:56:00,600 --> 01:56:02,840
my favorite. I think that's one
of my favorite trees. That and Crucifixion

1689
01:56:02,880 --> 01:56:06,159
Thor in the Castilla Amia. Oh
yeah, I've done I've done a lot

1690
01:56:06,199 --> 01:56:11,319
of work with with the Castella.
I did a great survey on twenty nine

1691
01:56:11,359 --> 01:56:15,720
Palms Marine Base for Castella back in
Oh god, when was that twenty fourteen?

1692
01:56:15,800 --> 01:56:18,560
I think I'm glad you've got time
because now that you mentioned this,

1693
01:56:18,600 --> 01:56:21,319
we're going to be another ten minutes
at least. So oh, no worries,

1694
01:56:21,359 --> 01:56:25,119
no worries. Yeah, So that
that was. That was great.

1695
01:56:25,239 --> 01:56:29,439
It was We just mapped this population
of it was a few hundred plants out

1696
01:56:29,479 --> 01:56:32,800
on Lava Lake out there, Lavic
Lake out there on twenty nine Palms.

1697
01:56:33,079 --> 01:56:35,920
That was a really fun job.
Yeah, I really like that species.

1698
01:56:36,000 --> 01:56:39,319
So where they grow up there,
it's it's like a it is it's more

1699
01:56:39,359 --> 01:56:44,600
of like a refugium. It's like
a little little depression where there's more water,

1700
01:56:44,880 --> 01:56:47,960
I guess you'd think than other areas. Yeah, and have you ever

1701
01:56:48,399 --> 01:56:55,560
have you ever been to that crazy
blm Crucifixion Thorn natural area, The Highway

1702
01:56:55,720 --> 01:56:59,640
ninety. Yeah, isn't that place
wild? Yeah? And if you look

1703
01:56:59,680 --> 01:57:01,760
at it on Google Earth, you
know, it does look like there's kind

1704
01:57:01,800 --> 01:57:05,479
of a like a depression there,
like it's a not a swale, but

1705
01:57:05,760 --> 01:57:10,439
like a large scale swale. Yeah. Yeah, And so I don't know,

1706
01:57:11,239 --> 01:57:13,560
you know, it's almost like did
they evolve there and come out?

1707
01:57:13,880 --> 01:57:16,560
Who was? I actually always that
for a while. Yeah, Yeah,

1708
01:57:16,640 --> 01:57:19,680
Duncan. Duncan's done a lot of
work on it. And another woman that

1709
01:57:19,720 --> 01:57:24,560
I've worked with a lot, Tossia
Hrstobitz. She used to work at Joshua

1710
01:57:24,640 --> 01:57:28,000
Tree. She's she and Duncan actually
worked a lot on it. So yeah,

1711
01:57:28,039 --> 01:57:30,760
it's it's a great species. I
love that one a lot. There's

1712
01:57:30,800 --> 01:57:32,720
a ton of just growing along the
ten in Arizona. I think. Yeah,

1713
01:57:32,960 --> 01:57:36,920
in Arizona, exit's sixty nine or
seventy or something. Yeah. Yeah,

1714
01:57:36,920 --> 01:57:40,760
I always love being able. I
always love spotting them when I'm driving

1715
01:57:40,800 --> 01:57:45,479
on Interstate ten out there. You
know, of course, in California they're

1716
01:57:45,560 --> 01:57:47,079
they're considered rare. In California,
I think it's like a list T B

1717
01:57:47,359 --> 01:57:50,319
or something. But you get over
in Arizona, it's a lot more common.

1718
01:57:51,239 --> 01:57:55,760
There's is there some sort of weird
I wasn't duncan saying there was some

1719
01:57:55,760 --> 01:57:59,359
some sort of weird megafauna thing with
the fruits too. They've got these really

1720
01:57:59,439 --> 01:58:03,239
conspicuous yellow Yeah, I wouldn't.
It seems like the m there must be

1721
01:58:03,239 --> 01:58:08,000
because like you said, those fruits
they just grow in those really brightly colored

1722
01:58:08,000 --> 01:58:11,600
clumps. I think they kind of
start out yellow and then they darken,

1723
01:58:11,720 --> 01:58:15,479
they turn red and then eventually brown, I think. Right, yeah,

1724
01:58:15,520 --> 01:58:18,239
so just they totally look like something
that's like hey, big big animal,

1725
01:58:18,319 --> 01:58:21,199
come come chomp me, right yeah, And they're kind of juicy. I

1726
01:58:21,239 --> 01:58:25,600
mean they dried is something like you'll
see old brown fruits on a tree and

1727
01:58:25,640 --> 01:58:29,319
it kind of ship. But if
you know they when they're still green,

1728
01:58:29,680 --> 01:58:31,880
or when they're still alive, when
they haven't be his yet. There there's

1729
01:58:32,000 --> 01:58:35,600
there's kind of juicy you know,
not juicy they've got you know, I

1730
01:58:35,600 --> 01:58:39,399
can see how there would be some
sort of reward there for something to eat

1731
01:58:39,439 --> 01:58:42,960
on, like a bird or something
who knows. Man. Yeah, yeah,

1732
01:58:43,000 --> 01:58:45,199
it's a cool genus. It's not
one because emory I is the only

1733
01:58:45,239 --> 01:58:50,520
species I know, But Lucas majeure
is actually really interested in that that genus

1734
01:58:50,560 --> 01:58:55,560
as well. So he's he's done
some pretty recent research. I think he's

1735
01:58:55,600 --> 01:58:59,760
published relatively recent. Oh yeah,
that's recently. Castilla. It used to

1736
01:58:59,760 --> 01:59:02,239
be canta and now there it's the
it's the it's the turnout. Yeah,

1737
01:59:02,239 --> 01:59:05,840
it was sister to and Moria.
It's Castilla STEWARTI I think. But it's

1738
01:59:05,880 --> 01:59:09,800
totally a castilla. I mean it
it doesn't, you know, because we

1739
01:59:09,840 --> 01:59:13,880
get Castilla erecta out here, which
kind of looks like it but has leaves

1740
01:59:13,960 --> 01:59:16,640
and is not stem photosynthetic. Really, you know, in South Texas,

1741
01:59:16,640 --> 01:59:21,199
this this Castilla erect this species,
your castilla textis is too. But in

1742
01:59:21,239 --> 01:59:26,840
the limestone deserts of West Texas,
you get Castilla Stewartia and it looks like

1743
01:59:27,520 --> 01:59:30,359
it looks like Castilla and morie,
but it just doesn't. It tops out

1744
01:59:30,359 --> 01:59:33,000
at like two or three feet and
it gets these big roots and they probably

1745
01:59:33,039 --> 01:59:39,399
die back during you know, bummer
years and then come back during good reigns.

1746
01:59:39,439 --> 01:59:41,880
But I mean it's got that velvety
feeling a lot. I mean it

1747
01:59:41,920 --> 01:59:44,960
looks it just looks like Castella and
moria. Yeah, you know, I

1748
01:59:44,960 --> 01:59:47,039
think we were I think we were
actually I think last time I was over

1749
01:59:47,079 --> 01:59:50,720
in Texas, we were actually looking
for some of that to collect for Lucas

1750
01:59:50,800 --> 01:59:57,000
for for a genetic material. I
don't think we actually ended up finding some.

1751
01:59:57,079 --> 02:00:00,239
I think we collected some and then
discovered it wasn't speak. If you

1752
02:00:00,279 --> 02:00:01,600
ever want, you ever want points, let me know it's there's some real

1753
02:00:01,720 --> 02:00:05,560
Oh yeah, yeah, okay,
cool. I have to ask Lucas Ippi

1754
02:00:05,680 --> 02:00:10,039
if he wants them. But yeah, that's I do like the Castellas I

1755
02:00:10,039 --> 02:00:14,640
guess years ago. But anyway,
it's such a cool one. Man.

1756
02:00:14,640 --> 02:00:15,800
I don't know, I wish more
people were growing that. Well, I

1757
02:00:15,840 --> 02:00:20,000
guess some. I guess we're done. It's two hours, so all right,

1758
02:00:20,079 --> 02:00:24,239
yeah, well this was a lot
of fun. Gad we finally finally,

1759
02:00:24,279 --> 02:00:26,560
glad we finally got a chance to
do it. Yeah, thank you,

1760
02:00:26,880 --> 02:00:29,760
thank you for being down to come
on. It's this fucking great conversation.

1761
02:00:29,920 --> 02:00:31,199
So yeah, like I said,
I don't I don't get a chance

1762
02:00:31,239 --> 02:00:34,159
to blather about well, except for
when I give presentations. I don't get

1763
02:00:34,159 --> 02:00:38,159
to blather about Choya very often because, like I said, you tend to

1764
02:00:38,199 --> 02:00:41,239
get the blank stares or you get
even worse when you get the reactions of

1765
02:00:41,239 --> 02:00:45,920
why the fuck would you study those
things because they're cool. It's not for

1766
02:00:45,960 --> 02:00:49,600
you. This thing didn't evolve spines
for you, buddy. You know what

1767
02:00:49,760 --> 02:00:54,199
I tell people, I'm like,
you know, what can you survive?

1768
02:00:54,800 --> 02:00:58,479
Could you stand out there in the
desert, rooted in the desert for however

1769
02:00:58,560 --> 02:01:02,520
long these things live with nothing but
what mother nature throws at you? Can

1770
02:01:02,560 --> 02:01:05,159
you? Could you do that?
I couldn't do that? So hey,

1771
02:01:05,199 --> 02:01:09,880
maybe some respect, I think,
like you, I've drawn the plants that

1772
02:01:09,920 --> 02:01:12,920
can hurt me. I think there's
just something so fascinating about that, and

1773
02:01:13,039 --> 02:01:15,520
just deserts especially. I mean that
again, you see, if you're in

1774
02:01:15,640 --> 02:01:19,399
evolution and how things evolve, the
deserts really show you how. I mean,

1775
02:01:19,439 --> 02:01:23,720
they really put stresses on plants that
they have to find out a way

1776
02:01:23,760 --> 02:01:28,000
around work around you. So all
right, Michelle, thank you so much,

1777
02:01:28,479 --> 02:01:30,800
really appreciate it. Thanks for having
me, Joey, it's been a

1778
02:01:30,800 --> 02:01:34,479
lot of fun. And oh yeah, hi mom and dad and sister and

1779
02:01:34,520 --> 02:01:36,600
all that. Yeah, sorry,
how do you get that in there?

1780
02:01:38,000 --> 02:01:41,399
Yeah to a two hour podcast?
Yeah, I hope are you are your

1781
02:01:41,399 --> 02:01:44,760
parents plant people or what? No? Not really, I'm kind of the

1782
02:01:45,199 --> 02:01:48,319
science black sheep of the family.
But that's that's totally cool. My parents

1783
02:01:48,319 --> 02:01:53,800
are obviously incredibly intelligent people, but
I'm the one who's kind of like gone

1784
02:01:53,800 --> 02:01:58,079
the science direction in the family.
But there they've always been, I mean,

1785
02:01:58,199 --> 02:02:01,439
like literally before I was born.
They've just been incredibly supportive of everything

1786
02:02:01,840 --> 02:02:04,800
I've ever done, even when they
think I was being a complete fuck up,

1787
02:02:04,800 --> 02:02:09,760
which I often was and often still
am. Yeah, my mom was

1788
02:02:09,800 --> 02:02:12,600
a public school teacher. She told
me, you know, she really impressed

1789
02:02:12,680 --> 02:02:16,640
upon me about the idea of like
limestone being fossilized micro organisms when I was

1790
02:02:16,640 --> 02:02:20,279
like five in Yeah, like it
was. That was so important to hear

1791
02:02:20,680 --> 02:02:23,800
then too, even if I had
no way to comprehend it, because I

1792
02:02:23,880 --> 02:02:26,359
remembered it forever because it was just
like, what the fuck that's crazy.

1793
02:02:26,600 --> 02:02:29,039
Yeah, well it was. You
know. My dad was really my first

1794
02:02:29,039 --> 02:02:32,760
biology teacher, even though you know, his field of biology was emergency you

1795
02:02:32,760 --> 02:02:36,840
know, emergency medicine basically, you
know, being showing up to r REX

1796
02:02:36,840 --> 02:02:40,760
and pulling out of people, pulling
people out of car recks. But he

1797
02:02:40,960 --> 02:02:43,479
just you know, he would teach
He taught me all about you know,

1798
02:02:43,560 --> 02:02:46,199
the human anatomy and how the human
body works and all that, and hearts

1799
02:02:46,239 --> 02:02:48,720
and all that. By the time, I was like really young, and

1800
02:02:48,760 --> 02:02:53,119
so I've always been fascinated with biology. And then, you know, I

1801
02:02:53,119 --> 02:02:55,560
think, like a lot of biologists, I wanted to be a vet who

1802
02:02:55,600 --> 02:02:57,920
wanted to be a veterinarian at first, but then I was like, oh,

1803
02:02:58,079 --> 02:03:00,840
I can't emotionally handle that. I
would break down within you know,

1804
02:03:00,960 --> 02:03:09,279
a year putting. Yeah, totally
totally, and you know, dealing with

1805
02:03:09,520 --> 02:03:13,199
you know, people who are abusing
their pet, sort of neglecting their pets

1806
02:03:13,199 --> 02:03:15,439
and just not you know, keep
trying. I don't think i'd be able

1807
02:03:15,479 --> 02:03:20,000
to keep myself from killing them the
people. So yeah. So but but

1808
02:03:20,039 --> 02:03:24,720
as far as like when I like
decided plants were cool, I'm not really

1809
02:03:24,760 --> 02:03:28,640
sure when that happened. I think
a lot of my teachers in school have

1810
02:03:28,720 --> 02:03:31,359
been biology teachers, have been plant
people, so I think that kind of

1811
02:03:31,359 --> 02:03:34,239
pushed me. But definitely, you
know, all all through my life,

1812
02:03:34,279 --> 02:03:39,840
my parents have supported me. And
even if even if people don't, even

1813
02:03:39,840 --> 02:03:44,159
if they don't understand what the hell
I'm talking about, they still do.

1814
02:03:44,279 --> 02:03:47,680
So yeah, well thanks again,
thanks again. Yeah, and hopefully I'll

1815
02:03:47,960 --> 02:03:50,520
bump into you. I'll be out
there probably at some point in the next

1816
02:03:50,600 --> 02:03:54,720
year or two. So okay,
cool, Yeah, that'd be good if

1817
02:03:54,720 --> 02:03:57,960
our, if our schedules matched up. I mean, my my field schedule

1818
02:03:58,000 --> 02:04:00,039
is also always insane, but we'll
see that great, Okay, alright,

1819
02:04:00,039 --> 02:04:03,039
alright, thanks to Michelle. Take
care everybody else for me, Okay,

1820
02:04:03,079 --> 02:04:04,640
take care all right. My life
