WEBVTT 1 00:00:11.800 --> 00:00:16.199 I love how Elvis is always part of the Thursday podcast. He loves it 2 00:00:16.399 --> 00:00:20.600 right here on the couch. Hello. Hello, It's Laura Kane after dark 3 00:00:20.839 --> 00:00:27.320 and I've made a decision already just looking at our monitor. This is Eric 4 00:00:27.399 --> 00:00:30.320 Rimmer, by the way, my fabulous co host, who I love so 5 00:00:30.440 --> 00:00:35.000 much. I love you so much. Producer Brian on the other side of 6 00:00:35.039 --> 00:00:43.640 the screen. Hi, producer, this hat looks stupid. Why didn't you 7 00:00:43.679 --> 00:00:47.039 tell me it looks stupid? Who told you it looked good? I know, 8 00:00:47.079 --> 00:00:52.600 but that wasn't true. I don't think bucket I think bucket hats rarely 9 00:00:52.600 --> 00:00:55.920 look good on people. Heileo, hilee O. Leo's in the audience. 10 00:00:57.200 --> 00:00:59.479 Leo has been here at my house. He spent the night, like four 11 00:00:59.560 --> 00:01:04.840 nights. Jesus. He's the best guy ever. He's so positive. I 12 00:01:04.920 --> 00:01:12.159 know. Well shut up, Okay, So you guys, I have been 13 00:01:12.400 --> 00:01:18.760 doing some more auditions on my backstage dot com account. I would like to 14 00:01:18.799 --> 00:01:27.319 announce that I did get a one hundred dollars UGC social media gig user generated 15 00:01:27.400 --> 00:01:34.439 content. They sent me the product. It's for menopause. It's like a 16 00:01:34.480 --> 00:01:38.159 menopause pill. You're done, that bitch. Oh my gosh. So I 17 00:01:38.200 --> 00:01:42.079 have to create like these videos. And then I also got another gig that's 18 00:01:42.120 --> 00:01:46.120 similar that pays like one hundred dollars period. And I have to take a 19 00:01:46.120 --> 00:01:51.359 picture period. I have to take a picture of myself wearing an ill fitted 20 00:01:51.439 --> 00:01:56.560 bra looking sad like. And then I have to take b roll of me 21 00:01:57.079 --> 00:02:00.719 wearing this bra they're sending me that's going to make me. We're happy. 22 00:02:00.879 --> 00:02:05.120 Look, my postures better, my boobs look better because of this fabulous FROs. 23 00:02:05.239 --> 00:02:08.080 So you're selling out your body already. Wow. For the most part, 24 00:02:08.199 --> 00:02:13.560 yes, I'm not showing anything. It starts the softcore porn, then 25 00:02:13.560 --> 00:02:17.240 it goes to the hardcore yep, yep. I'm really hoping to get one 26 00:02:17.280 --> 00:02:22.199 of these gigs that I'm about to show you, and I'd be in like 27 00:02:22.240 --> 00:02:27.039 a Hustler Milk video in no time. Those are not the ones that I 28 00:02:27.159 --> 00:02:30.879 go for. I go for ones, I go for voiceovers, I go 29 00:02:30.960 --> 00:02:34.479 for small bit parts, moms, I do my age range. I'm not 30 00:02:34.479 --> 00:02:38.400 trying to play a thirty year old like or anything like that. I'm serious 31 00:02:38.439 --> 00:02:42.439 about this and I'm serious about these auditions, and I seriously want you guys 32 00:02:42.520 --> 00:02:50.199 to give me your honest feedback. Okay, done, don't be mean just 33 00:02:50.240 --> 00:02:57.360 to be nasty, I won't. Yeah, right, okay, before Eric 34 00:02:57.400 --> 00:03:00.639 has something that he wants to tell us before we get to the auditions, 35 00:03:00.639 --> 00:03:05.120 something real quick, before we get to our responsors. By the way, 36 00:03:05.919 --> 00:03:10.319 that's my roommate Marie, her mom's in town. Okay. Has this ever 37 00:03:10.360 --> 00:03:14.919 happened to you where you try to give somebody a high five and it just 38 00:03:14.919 --> 00:03:17.199 completely fails, like you hit their side of their hand. You're like, 39 00:03:17.199 --> 00:03:23.599 wait, that was bad. Nope, okay have you Oh? Yeah, 40 00:03:23.639 --> 00:03:27.560 well I have the trick on how to give a perfect high five every single 41 00:03:27.560 --> 00:03:29.599 time. Are we going to do it on the show? Yes? We 42 00:03:29.680 --> 00:03:36.479 are. Okay. The trick is you look at the other person's elbow and 43 00:03:36.520 --> 00:03:39.680 it'll you get You will get that smacking right in the middle of the palm 44 00:03:39.800 --> 00:03:45.639 sound. I'm gonna try it. Sure, Okay, How how badly could 45 00:03:45.680 --> 00:03:53.400 this go? Okay? Eric? Yes, great show on Monday and Tuesday. 46 00:03:53.560 --> 00:03:57.080 You guys it. I know he didn't properly. He didn't really look 47 00:03:57.120 --> 00:03:59.599 at my elbow. Let's do it again, you said elbow. I know 48 00:03:59.680 --> 00:04:01.960 you your listener. We bring you high quality content such as how to Hi, 49 00:04:02.360 --> 00:04:08.000 did look at your elbow? Eric? You know what? 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That's sad that because her 87 00:07:14.439 --> 00:07:19.399 parents are probably meth heads that named her Crystal methn Ah, poor things. 88 00:07:19.439 --> 00:07:24.199 See. I feel sad for because I know what that life is like. 89 00:07:25.120 --> 00:07:29.800 But I was like, what are the chances of that wow thing? Oh 90 00:07:29.800 --> 00:07:33.879 my god? I just thought, Yeah, Florida woman named Crystal meth then 91 00:07:34.240 --> 00:07:40.120 arrest possession of Crystal meth. Do you have one more thing or can I'll 92 00:07:40.199 --> 00:07:43.040 do my thing? No, you can do your thing. Okay. I 93 00:07:43.079 --> 00:07:46.360 was going through a list of things. I think it was like on Reddit 94 00:07:46.480 --> 00:07:50.519 or something. People that have never done things that most people have done. 95 00:07:50.639 --> 00:07:54.839 And I wrote down some things that I've never done, and you're going to 96 00:07:54.920 --> 00:08:01.920 be surprised. I've never seen National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. I don't know you 97 00:08:03.079 --> 00:08:09.319 haven't. I know why not. I just haven't set aside the time to 98 00:08:09.360 --> 00:08:13.279 watch it tonight. It's no. I can't believe we will watch it at 99 00:08:13.360 --> 00:08:18.360 Christmas. Yeah, it's good. I can't believe you have never seen it. 100 00:08:18.360 --> 00:08:22.800 It is so funny. I've never seen Home Alone, another somewhat Christmasy 101 00:08:22.800 --> 00:08:31.480 movie. You just heard the gay gass that I've never had a McDonald's hamburger. 102 00:08:31.320 --> 00:08:35.200 I like McDonald's, don't get me wrong, and I do have in 103 00:08:35.240 --> 00:08:37.240 and out burgers. I just have never. I don't have anything against it, 104 00:08:37.240 --> 00:08:41.639 it's just I don't I've never had a hamburger. You've never watched Friends. 105 00:08:41.679 --> 00:08:46.639 I've never finished an episode of Friends because I don't like it. I've 106 00:08:46.679 --> 00:08:52.639 never seen an episode of Home Improvement. I haven't either. Okay, I've 107 00:08:52.679 --> 00:09:01.000 never lived anywhere besides southern California. Me either, you either, Okay? 108 00:09:01.120 --> 00:09:03.559 Like, is there something that you can think of that you've never done that 109 00:09:03.600 --> 00:09:07.000 most people have? Oh, I know something that you've I know something that 110 00:09:07.120 --> 00:09:11.519 Eric has never done, and most people have done this. I wonder if 111 00:09:11.559 --> 00:09:16.679 you've done this, Leo. Eric Rimmer has never seen of a gene in 112 00:09:18.559 --> 00:09:20.039 real life. I was gonna say, you have sex with a woman, 113 00:09:20.120 --> 00:09:24.039 but no, he's never really, he's never seen a naked one in real 114 00:09:24.039 --> 00:09:28.519 life, not from far away, not from up close nowhere. Never Leo 115 00:09:28.240 --> 00:09:33.559 no, leo. Right here, there we go. You know what, 116 00:09:35.000 --> 00:09:39.279 I'm going to break that right now. I'm just kidding. I was going 117 00:09:39.320 --> 00:09:43.200 to drop dead of fright. Is there anything else you can think of that 118 00:09:43.200 --> 00:09:50.159 you've never done or seen or experience that you should have by now? I've 119 00:09:50.200 --> 00:09:54.200 never paid my taxes. No, I'm just kidding. I've done all that 120 00:09:54.240 --> 00:09:56.080 kind of stuff, all right. And here's something really stupid, okay, 121 00:09:56.080 --> 00:10:01.279 and it supposedly works. It's a happiness hack. I did a little video 122 00:10:01.360 --> 00:10:05.320 on this and it's kind of dumb, but it might work. Does it 123 00:10:05.399 --> 00:10:13.080 have anything similar to that HANDI fighting? Oh? Researchers came up with a 124 00:10:13.159 --> 00:10:18.720 daily stress exercise for those of us that have trouble meditating. I kind of 125 00:10:18.759 --> 00:10:22.399 have trouble meditating because I just too many things are going through my mind. 126 00:10:22.519 --> 00:10:24.919 I too, there's a dog running back and forth, you know what I 127 00:10:24.960 --> 00:10:28.440 mean. There's too much chaos, and I just don't set aside the time 128 00:10:28.440 --> 00:10:31.240 for myself like that. So you can do this in twenty seconds. You 129 00:10:31.279 --> 00:10:35.159 have twenty seconds, right, sure, Okay, So here's what you do. 130 00:10:35.360 --> 00:10:39.960 Sometimes. I want you to think of something that's been bothering you. 131 00:10:39.679 --> 00:10:45.159 Okay, close your eyes. Okay, put one hand on your chest, 132 00:10:45.480 --> 00:10:52.080 one hand around your stomach, and give yourself a big hug. Keep your 133 00:10:52.120 --> 00:10:56.799 eyes closed and say, I'm going to be a better friend to myself. 134 00:10:56.080 --> 00:11:01.600 I'm going to be a better friend to myself. I love myself. I 135 00:11:01.799 --> 00:11:05.159 love myself like I love the people in my life like I love the people 136 00:11:05.200 --> 00:11:09.960 of my life. Open your eyes. Do that. Every day your stress 137 00:11:09.039 --> 00:11:13.039 level is supposed to go down to this. That is quite possibly the gayest 138 00:11:13.039 --> 00:11:18.759 thing I've ever seen Eric do. It's pretty, but it's on paper and 139 00:11:18.799 --> 00:11:22.759 it says researcher. So I'm not making this stuff up. A huge rainbow 140 00:11:22.799 --> 00:11:28.559 flag right here. Well it's like it says researcher. It must be real, 141 00:11:28.639 --> 00:11:31.039 Michael, I think you're not making up. I think somebody's making up. 142 00:11:31.080 --> 00:11:33.879 Oh well, anyway, I liked it. I thought it was really 143 00:11:33.960 --> 00:11:37.679 cute. What do you mean you don't believe everything from the internet? All 144 00:11:37.759 --> 00:11:39.519 right? Well, you know, what. We might as well get to 145 00:11:39.559 --> 00:11:41.840 it real quick. I drew you, guys. I drew a picture of 146 00:11:41.840 --> 00:11:43.879 you guys while sitting here because you left to meet with a pad of paper. 147 00:11:45.320 --> 00:11:46.759 I thought i'd show you guys. So you're doodling. Yeah, well, 148 00:11:46.759 --> 00:11:50.200 I was doing a picture of the podcast. Oh my gosh, I 149 00:11:50.279 --> 00:11:54.559 have a feeling. I want to frame this. I think, is it? 150 00:11:54.840 --> 00:11:56.720 Well, he wouldn't draw a dick like you do. No, it's 151 00:11:56.720 --> 00:12:03.559 not a dick. It's probably like two stick figures. One has two balls 152 00:12:03.639 --> 00:12:05.240 on the top. On that. It's just your heads, your faces. 153 00:12:05.960 --> 00:12:13.720 Oh my god, I can't wait. It's going to be okay, Okay, 154 00:12:13.679 --> 00:12:18.720 Oh my god, I'm loving it. We look like we're like Grandma 155 00:12:18.759 --> 00:12:22.519 and Grandpa for real. Look at my crazy nose. I like the stubble 156 00:12:22.559 --> 00:12:26.399 you put on Eric and good hair on Eric, bad hair on me. 157 00:12:26.279 --> 00:12:30.840 Yeah, your crazy. This is a hot mess. I think that should 158 00:12:30.840 --> 00:12:35.320 be That should be our logo, I think so. I think my god 159 00:12:37.000 --> 00:12:39.360 that, Brian, can you work that out to put that on mine? 160 00:12:41.200 --> 00:12:46.440 Oh? That is amazing. Okay, I'm loving that. Who needs step 161 00:12:46.480 --> 00:12:50.240 pictures? Dude? Oh my god, that's funny. Yours is good? 162 00:12:50.360 --> 00:12:54.360 Mine? Was not, well, it's hard to draw women. Okay, 163 00:12:54.480 --> 00:12:56.399 yeah, whatever, you just need to look more elegant. You didn't want 164 00:12:56.399 --> 00:13:00.440 to love me that long enough to draw me. I was peering through my 165 00:13:00.519 --> 00:13:05.919 fingers. Oh man, I want to use that for our logo so bad. 166 00:13:05.519 --> 00:13:07.519 Can you take a picture of that and send it to me? Brian, 167 00:13:07.559 --> 00:13:15.200 Oh yeah, the original excellent. So get a lot of mileage out 168 00:13:15.200 --> 00:13:20.480 of that. Because of my lucrative one dollars here, one dollars, they're 169 00:13:20.559 --> 00:13:24.720 doing these various things that I said, why don't I just keep going on 170 00:13:24.720 --> 00:13:31.879 this backstage dot com out. I just got an alert from backstage dot com 171 00:13:31.279 --> 00:13:37.320 while we are on break about you. What are you talking about? I 172 00:13:37.399 --> 00:13:45.399 read that you just got hired for Menopause MILFs the movie. Oh my god, 173 00:13:45.399 --> 00:13:48.080 I would do it. I have your first headshot when you get from 174 00:13:48.159 --> 00:13:52.279 there. Oh my god, that'd be great. Okay, I sent you 175 00:13:52.399 --> 00:13:56.240 a couple of my latest auditions. I'm waiting back to I'm waiting to hear 176 00:13:56.600 --> 00:14:00.440 back from these. Uh huh, okay, give me a second. Okay, 177 00:14:00.440 --> 00:14:03.159 I'll let you know if you're going to hear back. One of them. 178 00:14:03.639 --> 00:14:09.000 I had to spew out a whole bunch of momisms for like, like 179 00:14:09.480 --> 00:14:11.720 if you if you keep your face like that, it's gonna end up. 180 00:14:11.759 --> 00:14:13.799 You know, if you keep the smirk on your face, your face is 181 00:14:13.799 --> 00:14:16.440 going to end up like that. Or you know, if you cross your 182 00:14:16.440 --> 00:14:18.399 eyes, are going to stay out with stuff like that, stuff like that. 183 00:14:18.440 --> 00:14:22.440 So why did rattle off a bunch of you're gonna grow a hair in 184 00:14:22.440 --> 00:14:26.200 your palms? Didn't you go there? Didn't go there? One of them, 185 00:14:26.279 --> 00:14:31.519 I play an evangelist, a woman evangelist talking about God. I'm like 186 00:14:31.840 --> 00:14:37.080 on stage, I have to be very like ethereal. And then there's one 187 00:14:37.559 --> 00:14:41.240 for skincare. So I don't know which one's first. I don't know what. 188 00:14:41.600 --> 00:14:45.320 Oh, and there's one. Oh, this will be interesting to you, 189 00:14:45.360 --> 00:14:48.799 Brian, and you maybe Wes Anderson Movies. Yes, I had to 190 00:14:48.840 --> 00:14:52.519 do a scene very short where I play the mom and I had to do 191 00:14:52.559 --> 00:14:58.440 it Wes Anderson with a Wes Anderson vibe, which I wasn't quite sure what 192 00:14:58.480 --> 00:15:01.879 that was. So you tell me if you think this is what it is. 193 00:15:01.159 --> 00:15:05.399 It's very short. Okay, let's do these all right, Let's let's 194 00:15:05.440 --> 00:15:09.720 go for it. Oh my god, isn't it Okay? We go Oh, 195 00:15:09.799 --> 00:15:13.600 look at that, it's pretty. I just want what's best for you, 196 00:15:13.679 --> 00:15:16.360 So wipe that sting face off and wash your hands and make sure you 197 00:15:16.399 --> 00:15:20.720 shut the door, because I'm not heating the entire neighborhood. Okay, what 198 00:15:20.799 --> 00:15:24.080 did you just say? I would have been whipped across the behind with a 199 00:15:24.080 --> 00:15:26.639 belt if I talked to my mom like that. And I hope we don't 200 00:15:26.679 --> 00:15:30.440 kiss your father with that mouth, or me for that matter. What who's 201 00:15:30.559 --> 00:15:33.720 party? Who's gonna be there? We're our pants be there? You better 202 00:15:33.799 --> 00:15:37.159 let meet her name and number in case of an emergency. I just want 203 00:15:37.200 --> 00:15:39.879 what's best for you, so call me when you get there. Wait, 204 00:15:39.919 --> 00:15:45.720 what you're supposed to supply the snacks for all your friends. I don't buy 205 00:15:45.759 --> 00:15:48.600 snacks for your friends. I buy them for this family. And guess who's 206 00:15:48.600 --> 00:15:52.240 gonna pick you up? Me? So I'm not running some late night taxi 207 00:15:52.320 --> 00:15:56.360 service. So make sure you leave that party at a reasonable hour. Oh, 208 00:15:56.440 --> 00:16:00.600 Hayley's mom lets her stay up till one o'clock in the morning. If 209 00:16:00.679 --> 00:16:03.039 Haley's mom said to jump off a bridge, would Haley jump off a bridge 210 00:16:03.080 --> 00:16:07.360 too? Would you? For that matter? Someday when you have kids, 211 00:16:07.399 --> 00:16:11.279 you'll understand what I'm up against here. Life isn't fair. Money doesn't grow 212 00:16:11.320 --> 00:16:15.720 on trees. Stop rolling your eyes and smirking at me, because your face 213 00:16:15.799 --> 00:16:18.879 is gonna stay that way. We earn the face that we end up with, 214 00:16:21.200 --> 00:16:25.159 and I love you more than anything. I can't hear it. You 215 00:16:25.159 --> 00:16:30.240 couldn't hear it? Huh? I could hear it? I couldn't hear it. 216 00:16:30.159 --> 00:16:33.600 Is that because your headphones aren't long? No? I couldn't hear it 217 00:16:33.639 --> 00:16:37.879 with him on, you should have been able to. Did you hear it? 218 00:16:37.000 --> 00:16:41.559 Leah? It was pretty good. That was the Mommisms one where I 219 00:16:41.600 --> 00:16:45.200 had to just spew off a bunch of moms. That was awful. Well, 220 00:16:45.440 --> 00:16:48.080 okay, can you hear now? Well let's see if he can hear 221 00:16:48.120 --> 00:16:51.000 this one again? Well no, no, no no, we're not gonna 222 00:16:51.000 --> 00:16:53.399 play that one again, the next one, the next one, and then 223 00:16:53.440 --> 00:16:56.879 if he can't hear it, then we'll figure it out because he needs to 224 00:16:56.879 --> 00:17:03.000 hear it. Here. He's mine because I know what these t you know, 225 00:17:03.440 --> 00:17:08.079 I just gotta preview the next one. I don't all right? Here 226 00:17:08.079 --> 00:17:19.000 we go, okay, oh this is a Wes Anderson one. Mm Abonleen 227 00:17:19.160 --> 00:17:26.920 dearest, Is something the matter, my dearest? What on earth do you 228 00:17:27.039 --> 00:17:33.519 mean? Well? Shall we fetch you a doctor? Oh? He's down 229 00:17:33.559 --> 00:17:41.559 over there? See very short and sweet? What was that? A Wes 230 00:17:41.640 --> 00:17:45.000 Anderson ish? What is Wes and Have you ever seen a Wes Anderson movie? 231 00:17:45.160 --> 00:17:49.480 Yes? But I don't really remember what the vibe is? Is it 232 00:17:49.519 --> 00:17:53.640 supposed to be like kind of dry humor? Is it like wacky? What's 233 00:17:53.640 --> 00:17:59.839 Wes Anderson? Yeah? It's wacky dry humor and also like like over is 234 00:17:59.839 --> 00:18:07.200 it exaggerated? It flowers in the air? Oh my god? You know 235 00:18:07.240 --> 00:18:11.400 what? Can you plug and unplug my my headphones? Like the head I'm 236 00:18:11.400 --> 00:18:15.400 wearing erics now? So see if there's something because we should all be able 237 00:18:15.440 --> 00:18:18.400 to hear these fantastic? Is the little there you go? Is a little 238 00:18:18.440 --> 00:18:26.119 thing pushed on the road caster? Okay? Yes, I work the board 239 00:18:26.319 --> 00:18:30.039 anyways? All right? That do you want me to comment on that? 240 00:18:30.119 --> 00:18:36.200 Of course I do. Oh you know what? I may have stinky? 241 00:18:37.240 --> 00:18:41.599 Oh I may know what? Okay, Okay on the third one, all 242 00:18:41.680 --> 00:18:44.519 right, we'll just move on. Okay, you know what. I appreciate 243 00:18:44.559 --> 00:18:48.599 your honest do whatever. I'm giving it my all. This may be the 244 00:18:48.640 --> 00:18:49.960 evangelist, one of them. I am, oh, no, this is 245 00:18:51.000 --> 00:18:56.359 a skincare one. I think, oh, this is the evangelist. And 246 00:18:56.400 --> 00:19:00.759 look at my nipples. You can almost see my nipples. I'm so happy 247 00:19:00.799 --> 00:19:03.680 to be here in Los Angeles. Can you all hear me? Okay? 248 00:19:04.000 --> 00:19:08.480 How about those of you way up in the balcony. Well, if you 249 00:19:08.519 --> 00:19:15.319 can't hear me, then how did you know my question? I want to 250 00:19:15.359 --> 00:19:23.920 speak to you tonight about something universal, something powerful, so ineffable it cannot 251 00:19:23.960 --> 00:19:30.559 be contained with mere words. The Holy Spirit, the Holy Ghost. You 252 00:19:30.720 --> 00:19:36.680 skeptics think ghosts and spirits are poppy talk. You shall get your proof tonight. 253 00:19:37.480 --> 00:19:41.079 I believe in miracles, and the miracles that happen tonight will not be 254 00:19:41.119 --> 00:19:47.359 from Catherine Coleman. Oh no, they will be from God. I have 255 00:19:47.440 --> 00:19:55.640 a deep personal relationship with the Holy Spirit, an intimacy, intimacy into me. 256 00:19:55.960 --> 00:20:00.680 See have you ever experienced true intimacy? Scripture asks are you willing to 257 00:20:00.720 --> 00:20:07.359 give up family, friends, fields, houses, lands, loves, lives 258 00:20:07.400 --> 00:20:11.200 to gain true life? I've paid a price for my gift. What a 259 00:20:11.279 --> 00:20:14.920 price? There was a cost for my anointing. I can take you to 260 00:20:14.960 --> 00:20:19.160 the very spot, the very street corner where I died. I gave up 261 00:20:19.680 --> 00:20:27.880 everything nice that I have the TV on in the back ground and high beams. 262 00:20:29.440 --> 00:20:34.160 But but other than that, and that thoughts terrible. Now why okay, 263 00:20:34.200 --> 00:20:40.440 Brian, Okay, let me let me hear Eric's opinion. I just 264 00:20:40.480 --> 00:20:42.240 want to know what lever I need to pull to be crushed by a safe 265 00:20:45.160 --> 00:20:55.440 let me quickly. Is from my immediate Jesus, okay, from my immute 266 00:20:55.480 --> 00:21:00.000 reaction, this role is someone who is probably a little bit manipulative and probably 267 00:21:00.160 --> 00:21:02.759 run some type of cult. And when I picture that, you are the 268 00:21:02.839 --> 00:21:07.160 last person I picture. It's not a role for you. No, it 269 00:21:07.240 --> 00:21:12.799 just sounded like you're reading off a cute cart. I mean, come on, 270 00:21:12.880 --> 00:21:15.440 they are right, even have delivery. It's not a role for you. 271 00:21:15.599 --> 00:21:18.839 Now, this one, I was supposed to pretend like I'm talking to 272 00:21:18.880 --> 00:21:22.759 friends about this new skincare, this one. I think I might get this 273 00:21:22.799 --> 00:21:26.400 one. Now, beat be nice. Oh God, I know, deal 274 00:21:26.440 --> 00:21:30.720 with it. You're in this for the long haul, buddy, I know. 275 00:21:30.119 --> 00:21:41.720 Here we go. Must try clean skincare product. This is formulated to 276 00:21:41.799 --> 00:21:48.440 support cell turnover and smooth texture and even complexion instantly. Plus it has a 277 00:21:48.440 --> 00:21:52.680 superfruit source of vitamin C to help nourish, heal, and glow up your 278 00:21:52.720 --> 00:21:56.599 skin at the same time. I totally get why it's one of the greatest 279 00:21:56.640 --> 00:22:02.960 skincare products of all time. I've been loving this product in my skincare routine 280 00:22:03.039 --> 00:22:07.240 lately. I cannot recommend it enough. The instant results are amazing. Highly 281 00:22:07.400 --> 00:22:15.640 highly recommend. Oh, now, listen, I talk to you like that? 282 00:22:15.920 --> 00:22:18.759 You listen here, Eric, don't I talk to you like that? 283 00:22:19.039 --> 00:22:26.559 Wasn't that like conversational? That wasn't bad, It wasn't great. It was 284 00:22:26.680 --> 00:22:32.400 the best of the four. Your cadence is a little odd. Look what 285 00:22:32.440 --> 00:22:36.079 they're gonna look for, but what it boils down to is not how good 286 00:22:36.160 --> 00:22:41.759 of an actress. I thought about taking cooking classes cooking although you're just your 287 00:22:41.799 --> 00:22:48.799 kids alf You're like, this is the best skincare I have ever tried. 288 00:22:49.359 --> 00:22:52.119 Like, do you think it would be better if I had like the script 289 00:22:52.119 --> 00:22:56.160 and I was just kind of doing this, or that I had the teleprompter 290 00:22:56.279 --> 00:23:00.720 app up? I think you probably should have practiced it. I don't have 291 00:23:00.799 --> 00:23:02.880 time to do that. I have to whip them out real quick. You 292 00:23:02.960 --> 00:23:04.880 gotta commit to me an actress. If you want to know how I want 293 00:23:04.880 --> 00:23:07.240 to be a voiceover person. I just want to make some extra you could 294 00:23:07.240 --> 00:23:11.000 do that. You just you seem like you're somebody who's acting, not someone 295 00:23:11.000 --> 00:23:14.079 who's like trying to fill a role. Damn it. Well, I'm gonna 296 00:23:14.160 --> 00:23:17.799 keep throwing these at you, and you're gonna You're gonna be tortured. That's 297 00:23:17.839 --> 00:23:23.319 part of being my friend. That's the grassy bear. When you guys live, 298 00:23:23.440 --> 00:23:26.839 when you sleep in the same bed because you're old and retired, she's 299 00:23:26.880 --> 00:23:30.039 still gonna be auditioning from the bed. Yeah, maybe we'll get one. 300 00:23:30.160 --> 00:23:33.559 Maybe we'll get like a one together. Maybe we could do it a temper 301 00:23:33.599 --> 00:23:38.440 pedic mattress add together. Yes, that would be fair. That actually would 302 00:23:38.440 --> 00:23:42.359 be. I'd watched that, would you. Okay, we could make we 303 00:23:42.359 --> 00:23:45.480 could make a bunch of noise in it, and people are just thinking, 304 00:23:45.519 --> 00:23:49.559 like we're doing it, we're just getting adjusted and where we're gonna sleep could 305 00:23:49.680 --> 00:23:53.039 be funny. Actually, if this podcast ever blows up, that would be 306 00:23:53.079 --> 00:23:56.000 the greatest sponsor to add of all time, wouldn't that be? That would 307 00:23:56.000 --> 00:24:00.279 be a truly great one. Not if when okay, well, if you're 308 00:24:00.319 --> 00:24:06.519 acting, career takes off when that's podcasting. If you're acting, career takes 309 00:24:06.559 --> 00:24:08.440 off all right, Now we're going to play a game. You're like, 310 00:24:08.480 --> 00:24:12.079 I need it harder, harder. We're just talking about the density of the 311 00:24:12.119 --> 00:24:15.039 mattress. We're like super old, like, yeah, we'll have like liver 312 00:24:15.119 --> 00:24:18.599 spots and yeah, just like just put it in. And you're you're talking 313 00:24:18.599 --> 00:24:22.279 about him getting the like pillow and the pillowcase or something. Shove it harder 314 00:24:23.039 --> 00:24:26.279 on, get the tip over on the slide. Soft. I don't like 315 00:24:26.319 --> 00:24:32.480 how soft it is. Make it harder. It's not fitting in this it's 316 00:24:32.519 --> 00:24:37.599 not fitting in the it's fitting the hole around the edges. Oh my god. 317 00:24:37.799 --> 00:24:41.720 This is a new game I got from Tamu. It's called Quick and 318 00:24:41.799 --> 00:24:47.920 Dirty. I read you a sentence and you have to and then I will 319 00:24:47.960 --> 00:24:52.559 I will pull one from the black pile and it'll say, what is uh 320 00:24:52.920 --> 00:24:56.480 a color of a flower? And then I pull one from the white pile 321 00:24:56.599 --> 00:25:02.079 and it's a letter, and you you have to all out something that starts 322 00:25:02.079 --> 00:25:06.240 with a why regarding the flower? Do you see what I'm saying? Yes, 323 00:25:06.880 --> 00:25:10.279 I didn't explain that. Well. I feel very under pressure right now, 324 00:25:10.319 --> 00:25:15.000 like really under pressure. I feel like I feel vulnerable. I feel 325 00:25:15.200 --> 00:25:18.319 like I'm being looked at up and down. We are looking all the way 326 00:25:18.359 --> 00:25:22.279 around. I will say, I feel like I'm being very much judged right 327 00:25:22.319 --> 00:25:26.920 now. I'm judging you for feeling just caught meud. I know even you, 328 00:25:27.079 --> 00:25:30.400 I see those eyes. I just want to I just want to point 329 00:25:30.440 --> 00:25:36.240 out with me and Eric ran the show. Things were the hosting. The 330 00:25:36.279 --> 00:25:41.799 hostsmanship was flawless. You mean when Eric was me and you were Eric? 331 00:25:41.960 --> 00:25:44.079 Yeah? That was Did you watch it? You know why it was so 332 00:25:44.160 --> 00:25:48.640 flawless because I ran the control. That was the only problem with the entire 333 00:25:48.640 --> 00:25:52.759 show. Is you behind the control the best? That was the best Brian, 334 00:25:53.039 --> 00:25:56.119 click click, and then the show stopped. I was dressed like Laura. 335 00:25:56.160 --> 00:25:59.960 I was wearing a dress. I put makeup on him and are yeah, 336 00:26:00.039 --> 00:26:03.799 okay, now please Brian produce and play a little music so we have 337 00:26:03.839 --> 00:26:10.359 some production value, quick and dirty with the money. The value is going 338 00:26:10.440 --> 00:26:12.720 up as I raised the wall. Okay, here we go. The question 339 00:26:12.880 --> 00:26:19.720 is or the sentences weird? Place to be nude? Public the park? 340 00:26:21.000 --> 00:26:25.319 Wait? No, no, no, starting with a T whose first grain 341 00:26:25.400 --> 00:26:30.759 station? Brian gets a point, so this works. Telephone booth. It's 342 00:26:30.799 --> 00:26:33.440 the first person, first person who answers, I get it, all right, 343 00:26:34.720 --> 00:26:44.160 all right, here we go. Shameful addiction okay, starting with a 344 00:26:44.240 --> 00:26:52.640 vagra, he went first, straight addiction, sex addiction okay. Point point 345 00:26:52.920 --> 00:26:56.759 not relevant to him, but it's a real thing. Yeah, it's definitely 346 00:26:56.799 --> 00:27:14.160 not relevant to me. We'd phobia, are railroads? Uh, racism, 347 00:27:14.240 --> 00:27:18.160 radishes, rats, I'm rats. Come on, all right, I'll give 348 00:27:18.200 --> 00:27:23.440 it to Brian, come on whatever. Well, I thought it was the 349 00:27:23.440 --> 00:27:29.480 first one to answer. Confused answer, you're getting it, You're okay. 350 00:27:29.599 --> 00:27:37.759 Bad thing to say during sex, starting with s stupid, stupid okay, 351 00:27:37.039 --> 00:27:45.200 smell. Oh, I thought it was the first person to answered. Now 352 00:27:45.279 --> 00:27:48.640 he gets it. He does get it. Is stupid? Really something you 353 00:27:48.759 --> 00:27:51.960 Yeah, this is stupid. Well, you're just like you're going to town. 354 00:27:52.000 --> 00:27:53.400 You're like, this is stupid. That would be a bad thing to 355 00:27:53.400 --> 00:27:56.279 say during sex. You can give it to him. Yeah, you get 356 00:27:56.279 --> 00:27:59.960 a point. It's I feel like it's a little you're barely there, smelly. 357 00:28:00.079 --> 00:28:04.720 He's pretty bad. All right. Place you find idiots lurking after dark? 358 00:28:06.640 --> 00:28:15.279 Pe post office? Oh, point goes to Eric something gaze like, 359 00:28:17.200 --> 00:28:26.680 dah, I'm gonna lose this one. N uh nightclubs. Oh good one. 360 00:28:26.160 --> 00:28:32.240 The straight man gets it again? Wow? Do I have to give 361 00:28:32.279 --> 00:28:36.119 my toaster back? Happen you lose your gold star? I told you I'm 362 00:28:36.119 --> 00:28:41.960 a horrible gay. I don't know, of course, crappy job. Oh 363 00:28:42.519 --> 00:28:48.480 obstetrician orthopedic surgeons for Eric gets it because for him that would be horrific to 364 00:28:48.559 --> 00:29:02.759 live. Worst sexual act. L looking point goes to Brian more music. 365 00:29:02.799 --> 00:29:06.599 Please, we need we need production value on this because it's dry. Reason 366 00:29:07.200 --> 00:29:15.880 you cry, okay killing killed? You were killing? I said killing. 367 00:29:15.920 --> 00:29:18.000 Come on. Correct. Also, you're totally cheating because when you pulled up 368 00:29:18.039 --> 00:29:19.640 Eric, get to see it before I get to see it. Well, 369 00:29:19.680 --> 00:29:26.119 then you're not answering first because I don't. I don't know. Okay, 370 00:29:26.240 --> 00:29:30.119 get your head in the game. Your head the game. That's better, 371 00:29:32.079 --> 00:29:34.279 Eric, Yes, mommy, and give you a pep talk. You're going 372 00:29:34.359 --> 00:29:38.519 to go out there and you're going to entertain people. We're gonna have fun. 373 00:29:38.920 --> 00:29:41.480 It's gonna be great. Get your head in the game. We're gonna 374 00:29:41.519 --> 00:29:45.880 be a winner at this one. We're gonna get some great comments because of 375 00:29:45.960 --> 00:29:53.640 the witty things that you got it. Coach let's go back on the field. 376 00:29:53.720 --> 00:30:06.519 Yeah, why she jay jacking off? Ladies can't do that, Yes 377 00:30:06.640 --> 00:30:11.400 you can, playing with the little man in the boat and jacking is is 378 00:30:11.400 --> 00:30:14.000 a man thing. I'm giving it to Eric because I know what he meant, 379 00:30:14.119 --> 00:30:18.000 all right, all right, I was gonna say, Uh, I 380 00:30:18.039 --> 00:30:21.720 mean, I don't know if you were pummeling that thing for hours on end, 381 00:30:21.759 --> 00:30:23.599 but it was. Is jacking a term that is relevant to it? 382 00:30:23.599 --> 00:30:26.960 I feel like the jacking is the cylinder hand shape with the up and down 383 00:30:27.000 --> 00:30:30.960 motion while she was using a dill though that's not jack, that would be 384 00:30:32.799 --> 00:30:33.759 I'm just giving Eric the point, Okay, I don't want to talk about 385 00:30:33.759 --> 00:30:45.759 it. Terrible music, and he of Eric stngks why it's not a thing? 386 00:30:45.880 --> 00:30:53.319 I win Icelandic music. Maybe really York, b York who you don't 387 00:30:53.319 --> 00:30:59.319 know York is all right, Eric, all right, that sucks something you 388 00:30:59.440 --> 00:31:11.839 regret. Huh. Hell helping Laura with this show. You know what, 389 00:31:12.200 --> 00:31:15.000 you don't get a point. You don't get a point for that one. 390 00:31:15.160 --> 00:31:30.480 That's a even place you find prostitutes. Guh gas lamp bingo, uh contest. 391 00:31:30.640 --> 00:31:33.359 I've never seen a prostitutent. Gas lamp are always outside the gas lamp 392 00:31:33.359 --> 00:31:37.400 because there's too many cops in the gas lamp. Uh, you haven't. 393 00:31:37.480 --> 00:31:40.599 You didn't think about high end prostitutes. Of course they are escorts. Those 394 00:31:40.599 --> 00:31:45.519 aren't prostitutes. They're prostitutes. Now, I will say, being a native 395 00:31:45.559 --> 00:31:52.880 San Diegan National City, have all the real prostitutes. From what I've been 396 00:31:52.920 --> 00:32:01.799 told by the cops. Eric, it's the point something boring, f farting, 397 00:32:04.000 --> 00:32:09.319 that's fun, what you like? I admit it. Something boring, 398 00:32:09.640 --> 00:32:19.960 cornicating that's not supposed to be boring. Uh fisting, I keep going, 399 00:32:20.839 --> 00:32:27.559 what's boring? Funk fasting? There you go. Funk isn't boring? Yeah? 400 00:32:27.759 --> 00:32:31.720 Is I hate funk? Uh? Fasting is boring. I feel like 401 00:32:31.720 --> 00:32:35.640 you're being biased here. You give them all the Eric, now create please 402 00:32:35.839 --> 00:32:40.799 place with crazy people. A couple more rounds that we're done. E Uh 403 00:32:43.079 --> 00:32:50.640 emergency room. Oh good one, Eric, good? One. Bad thing 404 00:32:50.839 --> 00:33:00.640 to eat d donuts? I said first it was tied a dick, like 405 00:33:00.680 --> 00:33:02.440 a full half second before he said, it's not a bad thing to eat 406 00:33:02.519 --> 00:33:07.279 to some of us. It is some of some of them sometimes like donuts, 407 00:33:07.319 --> 00:33:09.920 they have creamy fillings. No, it's not a rare it's not. 408 00:33:10.160 --> 00:33:13.839 It's not like a thing where we need to take sides on. It's just 409 00:33:13.880 --> 00:33:19.680 to all right, We'll do one more and then we'll call bad place to 410 00:33:19.839 --> 00:33:34.039 stick a penis. M got it first, bitch, I hate you know 411 00:33:34.079 --> 00:33:38.400 what? No, not hand. I will not end on well, which 412 00:33:38.400 --> 00:33:42.000 is ironically means the same thing as the other one. I know, but 413 00:33:42.279 --> 00:33:46.680 it's actually okay, kitchen with the one more and then we're done with this 414 00:33:46.799 --> 00:33:58.079 things that happen in Vegas. One you've just been give me ses Eric, 415 00:33:58.079 --> 00:34:00.680 got it? One more at this game? Go damn is getting good? 416 00:34:00.440 --> 00:34:10.039 Offensive word? Oh? Oh a ahole? I think, like I said 417 00:34:10.039 --> 00:34:15.679 it a hair faster, a little bit asshole. One more. I want 418 00:34:15.679 --> 00:34:22.880 to end on something like profound and funny country that sucks. No, here 419 00:34:22.880 --> 00:34:29.199 we go any Arizona, that's not a country. Canada, Canada, a 420 00:34:29.360 --> 00:34:36.519 watchhead Canada, Canada? Askamn, Nigeria that's from Harry Potter, North Korea, 421 00:34:37.199 --> 00:34:42.840 China, Russia. I get type of horn. Here we go to. 422 00:34:43.400 --> 00:34:52.199 This is where we're gonna end horn. Oh God, midget w No, 423 00:34:52.320 --> 00:34:59.199 that's them, isn't it? The w white white white woman? Yes, 424 00:34:59.320 --> 00:35:08.159 women, I'm not accepting that women widdle people wiener be more creative. 425 00:35:08.679 --> 00:35:15.960 What wizard wizard porn? Wizard porn. You're like, there you go, 426 00:35:15.000 --> 00:35:19.360 How many types do you think there are? To say? I heard that 427 00:35:19.400 --> 00:35:23.559 if there is something that exists, that there's porn, that's rule thirty four. 428 00:35:23.599 --> 00:35:30.559 But like that's not the same. You remember you remember the the the 429 00:35:30.440 --> 00:35:36.079 what was it called the foot that just had the vagina in it? What 430 00:35:36.800 --> 00:35:42.840 for people that were into like stumps, like a flesh light like a flesh 431 00:35:42.920 --> 00:35:45.400 light, Yeah, like yes, it was in the shape of a foot. 432 00:35:45.599 --> 00:35:50.400 Yes, for people that had like an ampi tee fetish. There was 433 00:35:50.440 --> 00:35:53.599 a friend a long time ago. We were on our way to a party 434 00:35:54.280 --> 00:36:00.840 and he didn't know how to do kind of lingis on a woman. So 435 00:36:01.239 --> 00:36:05.440 this is so long ago. So we went to a sex store and bought 436 00:36:05.519 --> 00:36:12.480 him a plastic or a rubber vagina that was like fully anatomically correct, so 437 00:36:12.559 --> 00:36:17.400 we could teach him about what the well, listen that backfire. I showed 438 00:36:17.400 --> 00:36:20.920 you how to do it on a banana. No, and I still am 439 00:36:20.920 --> 00:36:22.920 not good at it. You know what he was hoping, he was like, 440 00:36:22.079 --> 00:36:24.239 you'd be like, oh, we'll show you, and you did, 441 00:36:24.320 --> 00:36:28.079 except you backfired. You took him to the sex store to get a fake 442 00:36:28.119 --> 00:36:30.440 wid He's like the fuck, He's like never, I don't want to know. 443 00:36:30.760 --> 00:36:35.480 I bet he knew what you could do. One more, I'll do 444 00:36:35.519 --> 00:36:45.199 one more. Lame city, m Minnesota. That's not a city, mass 445 00:36:47.840 --> 00:36:52.199 that's not Miami. That's not lame. It depends on your definition. It's 446 00:36:52.199 --> 00:37:00.679 a spring break city. The Mission Valley suck it, I said, Mission 447 00:37:00.760 --> 00:37:06.400 ve Aho. Whats the difference? They're both nice, I know, but 448 00:37:06.519 --> 00:37:07.599 it was the first thing that popped in my head. I don't know, 449 00:37:07.679 --> 00:37:14.559 even modesto someone who's cheap. Finally give me an e. Come on, 450 00:37:14.639 --> 00:37:22.000 please just look at the e. Why you h Yeah, all right, 451 00:37:22.079 --> 00:37:25.000 fine, fine, that's a hard one. I'm the least cheap person. 452 00:37:27.320 --> 00:37:30.920 Unfortunately I'm too not cheap. I should be cheaper. Whoa, whoa, 453 00:37:30.960 --> 00:37:34.920 whoa, whoa. All right, you guys, Uh, it was a 454 00:37:34.960 --> 00:37:37.960 fun game. I know once you got into it. Once you got into 455 00:37:37.960 --> 00:37:42.320 it, you were kind of slow. But the talk after the pep talk, 456 00:37:42.440 --> 00:37:45.639 yeah, I started kicking my ass. Sometimes you just need to finger 457 00:37:45.679 --> 00:37:49.239 me to get me to well, you know what I mean. No, 458 00:37:49.360 --> 00:37:52.519 I don't please explain it to me. I was trying to be like all 459 00:37:52.559 --> 00:37:59.599 cool, all right, let me elaborate on that. We're still you know 460 00:37:59.639 --> 00:38:01.679 what, no putting it out in the universe. We're having a party May 461 00:38:01.719 --> 00:38:06.440 twenty fourth, on Friday, my birthday, at Saquan. Okay, I'll 462 00:38:06.480 --> 00:38:08.639 go yet give you Atquan. Cana Reeves will be there. He's gonna present 463 00:38:08.679 --> 00:38:14.199 me with my sixteenth signed I love it piece of merch. I love it. 464 00:38:14.280 --> 00:38:16.199 We might have other celebrities to show up. Who knows. Tom Cruise 465 00:38:16.199 --> 00:38:21.360 will be there, Harrison Ford will be there, Brian's anniversary, Laura sixty 466 00:38:21.599 --> 00:38:28.039 yes, sixty second. Just let me be in my fifties for a little 467 00:38:28.039 --> 00:38:30.239 while longer, thank you well, but once by the time you're seven, 468 00:38:30.280 --> 00:38:34.559 I mean next year you'll be like, what seventies? Can we like? 469 00:38:36.960 --> 00:38:39.000 Can I do a little CBT on him? CBT? That's a drug. 470 00:38:39.360 --> 00:38:43.800 It's a talk and ball torture. Hello that wait, you want to do 471 00:38:43.880 --> 00:38:45.519 that to our son? Yeah? What the that is? That is? 472 00:38:45.599 --> 00:38:50.920 Because something vicious horror? Every week, pornca You're so mean to me. 473 00:38:51.119 --> 00:38:54.519 Every week Laura gets gets caught saying some weird sex even I don't want to 474 00:38:54.559 --> 00:38:59.960 see that. Okay, what was it? Let's she say last week? 475 00:39:00.239 --> 00:39:02.000 I said a porn thing last week? Yeah, last week that you were 476 00:39:02.039 --> 00:39:07.599 like, what was it? You remember me? Nor I said something naughty? 477 00:39:07.800 --> 00:39:13.920 Yeah? Did I mean to Probably? I'm an in flower. I'm 478 00:39:13.920 --> 00:39:17.440 what Leo said, I'm like a delicate, innocent, fragile one in God's 479 00:39:17.480 --> 00:39:21.199 garden. In God's garden? Did say innocent? I don't think. I 480 00:39:21.199 --> 00:39:23.320 don't know, but I'm getting I'm lifting I'm lifting this down and it's money 481 00:39:23.400 --> 00:39:27.880 ring tone. Okay, just to pump me up every day. She never 482 00:39:27.920 --> 00:39:31.519 answers her phone again because she just gets off to listening. Oh my god, 483 00:39:31.840 --> 00:39:36.760 what did you just remember? Got it? What from what you just 484 00:39:36.880 --> 00:39:42.960 said? Just got what? That can be the tagline for your dating site. 485 00:39:43.760 --> 00:39:52.079 Get a pen. Okay, write this down verbatim. Okay, just 486 00:39:52.159 --> 00:39:59.719 pump me every day. Write that down, Laura, you heard him. 487 00:39:59.800 --> 00:40:02.079 You are ridiculous. I was expecting something a little more inspiration. I was 488 00:40:02.159 --> 00:40:06.639 too. I really was like, I I love that you got your pet 489 00:40:06.679 --> 00:40:09.519 out. I think that was the most glorious thing ever. You know me, 490 00:40:09.559 --> 00:40:13.519 You know I believe everything. I believe in the best in everyone, 491 00:40:13.840 --> 00:40:16.880 and you do this to me on purpose. You're a little snakes. I've 492 00:40:16.880 --> 00:40:22.840 got one. I've got one. What write this down? Everyone is so 493 00:40:22.960 --> 00:40:29.000 mean to me anyway. I love all you guys for listening and watching very 494 00:40:29.039 --> 00:40:30.440 much. I always have, I always will, and I know Eric does 495 00:40:30.480 --> 00:40:34.159 too. He's just being a little brat. Now. I'm not taken that 496 00:40:34.199 --> 00:40:37.760 tonight, I do. I've not taken that tonight. I'm not accepting it. 497 00:40:37.519 --> 00:40:40.800 You better because you didn't act it. You know what, actions speak 498 00:40:40.800 --> 00:40:46.400 louder than words. I love you, that is. It wasn't even authentic. 499 00:40:49.039 --> 00:40:51.880 Say it like you mean it. I love you. No, see 500 00:40:51.920 --> 00:40:53.239 those eyes they're fake. They're fake. He's fake. He's being fake. 501 00:40:53.559 --> 00:40:58.880 I'm not. I love you. Okay, I'm obligated to defend him on 502 00:40:58.960 --> 00:41:02.000 every account tonight. So, oh my god. All right, uh, 503 00:41:02.320 --> 00:41:08.480 love you guys so much. And finally, love your podcast. Love your 504 00:41:08.559 --> 00:41:14.519 podcast. Love you, and I love you. I love you, Thank 505 00:41:14.559 --> 00:41:22.199 you. That was not heartfelt? Right here? One more? Why are 506 00:41:22.199 --> 00:41:32.079 we back? Why did you talk about on the camera? I did? 507 00:41:32.119 --> 00:41:35.480 I said, I said, love your podcast, love your podcast, buyer, 508 00:41:35.519 --> 00:41:37.559 sweet babies. There we go, and then you made out with me