I love how Elvis is always part of the Thursday podcast. He loves it
right here on the couch. Hello. Hello, It's Laura Kane after dark
and I've made a decision already just looking at our monitor. This is Eric
Rimmer, by the way, my fabulous co host, who I love so
much. I love you so much. Producer Brian on the other side of
the screen. Hi, producer, this hat looks stupid. Why didn't you
tell me it looks stupid? Who told you it looked good? I know,
but that wasn't true. I don't think bucket I think bucket hats rarely
look good on people. Heileo, hilee O. Leo's in the audience.
Leo has been here at my house. He spent the night, like four
nights. Jesus. He's the best guy ever. He's so positive. I
know. Well shut up, Okay, So you guys, I have been
doing some more auditions on my backstage dot com account. I would like to
announce that I did get a one hundred dollars UGC social media gig user generated
content. They sent me the product. It's for menopause. It's like a
menopause pill. You're done, that bitch. Oh my gosh. So I
have to create like these videos. And then I also got another gig that's
similar that pays like one hundred dollars period. And I have to take a
picture period. I have to take a picture of myself wearing an ill fitted
bra looking sad like. And then I have to take b roll of me
wearing this bra they're sending me that's going to make me. We're happy.
Look, my postures better, my boobs look better because of this fabulous FROs.
So you're selling out your body already. Wow. For the most part,
yes, I'm not showing anything. It starts the softcore porn, then
it goes to the hardcore yep, yep. I'm really hoping to get one
of these gigs that I'm about to show you, and I'd be in like
a Hustler Milk video in no time. Those are not the ones that I
go for. I go for ones, I go for voiceovers, I go
for small bit parts, moms, I do my age range. I'm not
trying to play a thirty year old like or anything like that. I'm serious
about this and I'm serious about these auditions, and I seriously want you guys
to give me your honest feedback. Okay, done, don't be mean just
to be nasty, I won't. Yeah, right, okay, before Eric
has something that he wants to tell us before we get to the auditions,
something real quick, before we get to our responsors. By the way,
that's my roommate Marie, her mom's in town. Okay. Has this ever
happened to you where you try to give somebody a high five and it just
completely fails, like you hit their side of their hand. You're like,
wait, that was bad. Nope, okay have you Oh? Yeah,
well I have the trick on how to give a perfect high five every single
time. Are we going to do it on the show? Yes? We
are. Okay. The trick is you look at the other person's elbow and
it'll you get You will get that smacking right in the middle of the palm
sound. I'm gonna try it. Sure, Okay, How how badly could
this go? Okay? Eric? Yes, great show on Monday and Tuesday.
You guys it. I know he didn't properly. He didn't really look
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on being such a good person. Thank you. It still sucks. It
does not work looking at someone's elbow. Are you supposed to? Next?
Bit here? Why don't we look at each other's hands? No? No,
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Okay, all right, Eric, what is your host chat for this
Fine Day's second podcast of the week, show us your phone screw Now.
I saw this on a news feed and I thought it was so funny.
I couldn't believe that this was real. Paint the picture. So it comes
out of Florida, which can tell you something. Yes, it certainly does.
A Florida woman named Crystal Methvin was a for Crystal meth no way.
Wow. I thought that was the funniest thing. That's sad that because her
parents are probably meth heads that named her Crystal methn Ah, poor things.
See. I feel sad for because I know what that life is like.
But I was like, what are the chances of that wow thing? Oh
my god? I just thought, Yeah, Florida woman named Crystal meth then
arrest possession of Crystal meth. Do you have one more thing or can I'll
do my thing? No, you can do your thing. Okay. I
was going through a list of things. I think it was like on Reddit
or something. People that have never done things that most people have done.
And I wrote down some things that I've never done, and you're going to
be surprised. I've never seen National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. I don't know you
haven't. I know why not. I just haven't set aside the time to
watch it tonight. It's no. I can't believe we will watch it at
Christmas. Yeah, it's good. I can't believe you have never seen it.
It is so funny. I've never seen Home Alone, another somewhat Christmasy
movie. You just heard the gay gass that I've never had a McDonald's hamburger.
I like McDonald's, don't get me wrong, and I do have in
and out burgers. I just have never. I don't have anything against it,
it's just I don't I've never had a hamburger. You've never watched Friends.
I've never finished an episode of Friends because I don't like it. I've
never seen an episode of Home Improvement. I haven't either. Okay, I've
never lived anywhere besides southern California. Me either, you either, Okay?
Like, is there something that you can think of that you've never done that
most people have? Oh, I know something that you've I know something that
Eric has never done, and most people have done this. I wonder if
you've done this, Leo. Eric Rimmer has never seen of a gene in
real life. I was gonna say, you have sex with a woman,
but no, he's never really, he's never seen a naked one in real
life, not from far away, not from up close nowhere. Never Leo
no, leo. Right here, there we go. You know what,
I'm going to break that right now. I'm just kidding. I was going
to drop dead of fright. Is there anything else you can think of that
you've never done or seen or experience that you should have by now? I've
never paid my taxes. No, I'm just kidding. I've done all that
kind of stuff, all right. And here's something really stupid, okay,
and it supposedly works. It's a happiness hack. I did a little video
on this and it's kind of dumb, but it might work. Does it
have anything similar to that HANDI fighting? Oh? Researchers came up with a
daily stress exercise for those of us that have trouble meditating. I kind of
have trouble meditating because I just too many things are going through my mind.
I too, there's a dog running back and forth, you know what I
mean. There's too much chaos, and I just don't set aside the time
for myself like that. So you can do this in twenty seconds. You
have twenty seconds, right, sure, Okay, So here's what you do.
Sometimes. I want you to think of something that's been bothering you.
Okay, close your eyes. Okay, put one hand on your chest,
one hand around your stomach, and give yourself a big hug. Keep your
eyes closed and say, I'm going to be a better friend to myself.
I'm going to be a better friend to myself. I love myself. I
love myself like I love the people in my life like I love the people
of my life. Open your eyes. Do that. Every day your stress
level is supposed to go down to this. That is quite possibly the gayest
thing I've ever seen Eric do. It's pretty, but it's on paper and
it says researcher. So I'm not making this stuff up. A huge rainbow
flag right here. Well it's like it says researcher. It must be real,
Michael, I think you're not making up. I think somebody's making up.
Oh well, anyway, I liked it. I thought it was really
cute. What do you mean you don't believe everything from the internet? All
right? Well, you know, what. We might as well get to
it real quick. I drew you, guys. I drew a picture of
you guys while sitting here because you left to meet with a pad of paper.
I thought i'd show you guys. So you're doodling. Yeah, well,
I was doing a picture of the podcast. Oh my gosh, I
have a feeling. I want to frame this. I think, is it?
Well, he wouldn't draw a dick like you do. No, it's
not a dick. It's probably like two stick figures. One has two balls
on the top. On that. It's just your heads, your faces.
Oh my god, I can't wait. It's going to be okay, Okay,
Oh my god, I'm loving it. We look like we're like Grandma
and Grandpa for real. Look at my crazy nose. I like the stubble
you put on Eric and good hair on Eric, bad hair on me.
Yeah, your crazy. This is a hot mess. I think that should
be That should be our logo, I think so. I think my god
that, Brian, can you work that out to put that on mine?
Oh? That is amazing. Okay, I'm loving that. Who needs step
pictures? Dude? Oh my god, that's funny. Yours is good?
Mine? Was not, well, it's hard to draw women. Okay,
yeah, whatever, you just need to look more elegant. You didn't want
to love me that long enough to draw me. I was peering through my
fingers. Oh man, I want to use that for our logo so bad.
Can you take a picture of that and send it to me? Brian,
Oh yeah, the original excellent. So get a lot of mileage out
of that. Because of my lucrative one dollars here, one dollars, they're
doing these various things that I said, why don't I just keep going on
this backstage dot com out. I just got an alert from backstage dot com
while we are on break about you. What are you talking about? I
read that you just got hired for Menopause MILFs the movie. Oh my god,
I would do it. I have your first headshot when you get from
there. Oh my god, that'd be great. Okay, I sent you
a couple of my latest auditions. I'm waiting back to I'm waiting to hear
back from these. Uh huh, okay, give me a second. Okay,
I'll let you know if you're going to hear back. One of them.
I had to spew out a whole bunch of momisms for like, like
if you if you keep your face like that, it's gonna end up.
You know, if you keep the smirk on your face, your face is
going to end up like that. Or you know, if you cross your
eyes, are going to stay out with stuff like that, stuff like that.
So why did rattle off a bunch of you're gonna grow a hair in
your palms? Didn't you go there? Didn't go there? One of them,
I play an evangelist, a woman evangelist talking about God. I'm like
on stage, I have to be very like ethereal. And then there's one
for skincare. So I don't know which one's first. I don't know what.
Oh, and there's one. Oh, this will be interesting to you,
Brian, and you maybe Wes Anderson Movies. Yes, I had to
do a scene very short where I play the mom and I had to do
it Wes Anderson with a Wes Anderson vibe, which I wasn't quite sure what
that was. So you tell me if you think this is what it is.
It's very short. Okay, let's do these all right, Let's let's
go for it. Oh my god, isn't it Okay? We go Oh,
look at that, it's pretty. I just want what's best for you,
So wipe that sting face off and wash your hands and make sure you
shut the door, because I'm not heating the entire neighborhood. Okay, what
did you just say? I would have been whipped across the behind with a
belt if I talked to my mom like that. And I hope we don't
kiss your father with that mouth, or me for that matter. What who's
party? Who's gonna be there? We're our pants be there? You better
let meet her name and number in case of an emergency. I just want
what's best for you, so call me when you get there. Wait,
what you're supposed to supply the snacks for all your friends. I don't buy
snacks for your friends. I buy them for this family. And guess who's
gonna pick you up? Me? So I'm not running some late night taxi
service. So make sure you leave that party at a reasonable hour. Oh,
Hayley's mom lets her stay up till one o'clock in the morning. If
Haley's mom said to jump off a bridge, would Haley jump off a bridge
too? Would you? For that matter? Someday when you have kids,
you'll understand what I'm up against here. Life isn't fair. Money doesn't grow
on trees. Stop rolling your eyes and smirking at me, because your face
is gonna stay that way. We earn the face that we end up with,
and I love you more than anything. I can't hear it. You
couldn't hear it? Huh? I could hear it? I couldn't hear it.
Is that because your headphones aren't long? No? I couldn't hear it
with him on, you should have been able to. Did you hear it?
Leah? It was pretty good. That was the Mommisms one where I
had to just spew off a bunch of moms. That was awful. Well,
okay, can you hear now? Well let's see if he can hear
this one again? Well no, no, no no, we're not gonna
play that one again, the next one, the next one, and then
if he can't hear it, then we'll figure it out because he needs to
hear it. Here. He's mine because I know what these t you know,
I just gotta preview the next one. I don't all right? Here
we go, okay, oh this is a Wes Anderson one. Mm Abonleen
dearest, Is something the matter, my dearest? What on earth do you
mean? Well? Shall we fetch you a doctor? Oh? He's down
over there? See very short and sweet? What was that? A Wes
Anderson ish? What is Wes and Have you ever seen a Wes Anderson movie?
Yes? But I don't really remember what the vibe is? Is it
supposed to be like kind of dry humor? Is it like wacky? What's
Wes Anderson? Yeah? It's wacky dry humor and also like like over is
it exaggerated? It flowers in the air? Oh my god? You know
what? Can you plug and unplug my my headphones? Like the head I'm
wearing erics now? So see if there's something because we should all be able
to hear these fantastic? Is the little there you go? Is a little
thing pushed on the road caster? Okay? Yes, I work the board
anyways? All right? That do you want me to comment on that?
Of course I do. Oh you know what? I may have stinky?
Oh I may know what? Okay, Okay on the third one, all
right, we'll just move on. Okay, you know what. I appreciate
your honest do whatever. I'm giving it my all. This may be the
evangelist, one of them. I am, oh, no, this is
a skincare one. I think, oh, this is the evangelist. And
look at my nipples. You can almost see my nipples. I'm so happy
to be here in Los Angeles. Can you all hear me? Okay?
How about those of you way up in the balcony. Well, if you
can't hear me, then how did you know my question? I want to
speak to you tonight about something universal, something powerful, so ineffable it cannot
be contained with mere words. The Holy Spirit, the Holy Ghost. You
skeptics think ghosts and spirits are poppy talk. You shall get your proof tonight.
I believe in miracles, and the miracles that happen tonight will not be
from Catherine Coleman. Oh no, they will be from God. I have
a deep personal relationship with the Holy Spirit, an intimacy, intimacy into me.
See have you ever experienced true intimacy? Scripture asks are you willing to
give up family, friends, fields, houses, lands, loves, lives
to gain true life? I've paid a price for my gift. What a
price? There was a cost for my anointing. I can take you to
the very spot, the very street corner where I died. I gave up
everything nice that I have the TV on in the back ground and high beams.
But but other than that, and that thoughts terrible. Now why okay,
Brian, Okay, let me let me hear Eric's opinion. I just
want to know what lever I need to pull to be crushed by a safe
let me quickly. Is from my immediate Jesus, okay, from my immute
reaction, this role is someone who is probably a little bit manipulative and probably
run some type of cult. And when I picture that, you are the
last person I picture. It's not a role for you. No, it
just sounded like you're reading off a cute cart. I mean, come on,
they are right, even have delivery. It's not a role for you.
Now, this one, I was supposed to pretend like I'm talking to
friends about this new skincare, this one. I think I might get this
one. Now, beat be nice. Oh God, I know, deal
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You listen here, Eric, don't I talk to you like that?
Wasn't that like conversational? That wasn't bad, It wasn't great. It was
the best of the four. Your cadence is a little odd. Look what
they're gonna look for, but what it boils down to is not how good
of an actress. I thought about taking cooking classes cooking although you're just your
kids alf You're like, this is the best skincare I have ever tried.
Like, do you think it would be better if I had like the script
and I was just kind of doing this, or that I had the teleprompter
app up? I think you probably should have practiced it. I don't have
time to do that. I have to whip them out real quick. You
gotta commit to me an actress. If you want to know how I want
to be a voiceover person. I just want to make some extra you could
do that. You just you seem like you're somebody who's acting, not someone
who's like trying to fill a role. Damn it. Well, I'm gonna
keep throwing these at you, and you're gonna You're gonna be tortured. That's
part of being my friend. That's the grassy bear. When you guys live,
when you sleep in the same bed because you're old and retired, she's
still gonna be auditioning from the bed. Yeah, maybe we'll get one.
Maybe we'll get like a one together. Maybe we could do it a temper
pedic mattress add together. Yes, that would be fair. That actually would
be. I'd watched that, would you. Okay, we could make we
could make a bunch of noise in it, and people are just thinking,
like we're doing it, we're just getting adjusted and where we're gonna sleep could
be funny. Actually, if this podcast ever blows up, that would be
the greatest sponsor to add of all time, wouldn't that be? That would
be a truly great one. Not if when okay, well, if you're
acting, career takes off when that's podcasting. If you're acting, career takes
off all right, Now we're going to play a game. You're like,
I need it harder, harder. We're just talking about the density of the
mattress. We're like super old, like, yeah, we'll have like liver
spots and yeah, just like just put it in. And you're you're talking
about him getting the like pillow and the pillowcase or something. Shove it harder
on, get the tip over on the slide. Soft. I don't like
how soft it is. Make it harder. It's not fitting in this it's
not fitting in the it's fitting the hole around the edges. Oh my god.
This is a new game I got from Tamu. It's called Quick and
Dirty. I read you a sentence and you have to and then I will
I will pull one from the black pile and it'll say, what is uh
a color of a flower? And then I pull one from the white pile
and it's a letter, and you you have to all out something that starts
with a why regarding the flower? Do you see what I'm saying? Yes,
I didn't explain that. Well. I feel very under pressure right now,
like really under pressure. I feel like I feel vulnerable. I feel
like I'm being looked at up and down. We are looking all the way
around. I will say, I feel like I'm being very much judged right
now. I'm judging you for feeling just caught meud. I know even you,
I see those eyes. I just want to I just want to point
out with me and Eric ran the show. Things were the hosting. The
hostsmanship was flawless. You mean when Eric was me and you were Eric?
Yeah? That was Did you watch it? You know why it was so
flawless because I ran the control. That was the only problem with the entire
show. Is you behind the control the best? That was the best Brian,
click click, and then the show stopped. I was dressed like Laura.
I was wearing a dress. I put makeup on him and are yeah,
okay, now please Brian produce and play a little music so we have
some production value, quick and dirty with the money. The value is going
up as I raised the wall. Okay, here we go. The question
is or the sentences weird? Place to be nude? Public the park?
Wait? No, no, no, starting with a T whose first grain
station? Brian gets a point, so this works. Telephone booth. It's
the first person, first person who answers, I get it, all right,
all right, here we go. Shameful addiction okay, starting with a
vagra, he went first, straight addiction, sex addiction okay. Point point
not relevant to him, but it's a real thing. Yeah, it's definitely
not relevant to me. We'd phobia, are railroads? Uh, racism,
radishes, rats, I'm rats. Come on, all right, I'll give
it to Brian, come on whatever. Well, I thought it was the
first one to answer. Confused answer, you're getting it, You're okay.
Bad thing to say during sex, starting with s stupid, stupid okay,
smell. Oh, I thought it was the first person to answered. Now
he gets it. He does get it. Is stupid? Really something you
Yeah, this is stupid. Well, you're just like you're going to town.
You're like, this is stupid. That would be a bad thing to
say during sex. You can give it to him. Yeah, you get
a point. It's I feel like it's a little you're barely there, smelly.
He's pretty bad. All right. Place you find idiots lurking after dark?
Pe post office? Oh, point goes to Eric something gaze like,
dah, I'm gonna lose this one. N uh nightclubs. Oh good one.
The straight man gets it again? Wow? Do I have to give
my toaster back? Happen you lose your gold star? I told you I'm
a horrible gay. I don't know, of course, crappy job. Oh
obstetrician orthopedic surgeons for Eric gets it because for him that would be horrific to
live. Worst sexual act. L looking point goes to Brian more music.
Please, we need we need production value on this because it's dry. Reason
you cry, okay killing killed? You were killing? I said killing.
Come on. Correct. Also, you're totally cheating because when you pulled up
Eric, get to see it before I get to see it. Well,
then you're not answering first because I don't. I don't know. Okay,
get your head in the game. Your head the game. That's better,
Eric, Yes, mommy, and give you a pep talk. You're going
to go out there and you're going to entertain people. We're gonna have fun.
It's gonna be great. Get your head in the game. We're gonna
be a winner at this one. We're gonna get some great comments because of
the witty things that you got it. Coach let's go back on the field.
Yeah, why she jay jacking off? Ladies can't do that, Yes
you can, playing with the little man in the boat and jacking is is
a man thing. I'm giving it to Eric because I know what he meant,
all right, all right, I was gonna say, Uh, I
mean, I don't know if you were pummeling that thing for hours on end,
but it was. Is jacking a term that is relevant to it?
I feel like the jacking is the cylinder hand shape with the up and down
motion while she was using a dill though that's not jack, that would be
I'm just giving Eric the point, Okay, I don't want to talk about
it. Terrible music, and he of Eric stngks why it's not a thing?
I win Icelandic music. Maybe really York, b York who you don't
know York is all right, Eric, all right, that sucks something you
regret. Huh. Hell helping Laura with this show. You know what,
you don't get a point. You don't get a point for that one.
That's a even place you find prostitutes. Guh gas lamp bingo, uh contest.
I've never seen a prostitutent. Gas lamp are always outside the gas lamp
because there's too many cops in the gas lamp. Uh, you haven't.
You didn't think about high end prostitutes. Of course they are escorts. Those
aren't prostitutes. They're prostitutes. Now, I will say, being a native
San Diegan National City, have all the real prostitutes. From what I've been
told by the cops. Eric, it's the point something boring, f farting,
that's fun, what you like? I admit it. Something boring,
cornicating that's not supposed to be boring. Uh fisting, I keep going,
what's boring? Funk fasting? There you go. Funk isn't boring? Yeah?
Is I hate funk? Uh? Fasting is boring. I feel like
you're being biased here. You give them all the Eric, now create please
place with crazy people. A couple more rounds that we're done. E Uh
emergency room. Oh good one, Eric, good? One. Bad thing
to eat d donuts? I said first it was tied a dick, like
a full half second before he said, it's not a bad thing to eat
to some of us. It is some of some of them sometimes like donuts,
they have creamy fillings. No, it's not a rare it's not.
It's not like a thing where we need to take sides on. It's just
to all right, We'll do one more and then we'll call bad place to
stick a penis. M got it first, bitch, I hate you know
what? No, not hand. I will not end on well, which
is ironically means the same thing as the other one. I know, but
it's actually okay, kitchen with the one more and then we're done with this
things that happen in Vegas. One you've just been give me ses Eric,
got it? One more at this game? Go damn is getting good?
Offensive word? Oh? Oh a ahole? I think, like I said
it a hair faster, a little bit asshole. One more. I want
to end on something like profound and funny country that sucks. No, here
we go any Arizona, that's not a country. Canada, Canada, a
watchhead Canada, Canada? Askamn, Nigeria that's from Harry Potter, North Korea,
China, Russia. I get type of horn. Here we go to.
This is where we're gonna end horn. Oh God, midget w No,
that's them, isn't it? The w white white white woman? Yes,
women, I'm not accepting that women widdle people wiener be more creative.
What wizard wizard porn? Wizard porn. You're like, there you go,
How many types do you think there are? To say? I heard that
if there is something that exists, that there's porn, that's rule thirty four.
But like that's not the same. You remember you remember the the the
what was it called the foot that just had the vagina in it? What
for people that were into like stumps, like a flesh light like a flesh
light, Yeah, like yes, it was in the shape of a foot.
Yes, for people that had like an ampi tee fetish. There was
a friend a long time ago. We were on our way to a party
and he didn't know how to do kind of lingis on a woman. So
this is so long ago. So we went to a sex store and bought
him a plastic or a rubber vagina that was like fully anatomically correct, so
we could teach him about what the well, listen that backfire. I showed
you how to do it on a banana. No, and I still am
not good at it. You know what he was hoping, he was like,
you'd be like, oh, we'll show you, and you did,
except you backfired. You took him to the sex store to get a fake
wid He's like the fuck, He's like never, I don't want to know.
I bet he knew what you could do. One more, I'll do
one more. Lame city, m Minnesota. That's not a city, mass
that's not Miami. That's not lame. It depends on your definition. It's
a spring break city. The Mission Valley suck it, I said, Mission
ve Aho. Whats the difference? They're both nice, I know, but
it was the first thing that popped in my head. I don't know,
even modesto someone who's cheap. Finally give me an e. Come on,
please just look at the e. Why you h Yeah, all right,
fine, fine, that's a hard one. I'm the least cheap person.
Unfortunately I'm too not cheap. I should be cheaper. Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa. All right, you guys, Uh, it was a
fun game. I know once you got into it. Once you got into
it, you were kind of slow. But the talk after the pep talk,
yeah, I started kicking my ass. Sometimes you just need to finger
me to get me to well, you know what I mean. No,
I don't please explain it to me. I was trying to be like all
cool, all right, let me elaborate on that. We're still you know
what, no putting it out in the universe. We're having a party May
twenty fourth, on Friday, my birthday, at Saquan. Okay, I'll
go yet give you Atquan. Cana Reeves will be there. He's gonna present
me with my sixteenth signed I love it piece of merch. I love it.
We might have other celebrities to show up. Who knows. Tom Cruise
will be there, Harrison Ford will be there, Brian's anniversary, Laura sixty
yes, sixty second. Just let me be in my fifties for a little
while longer, thank you well, but once by the time you're seven,
I mean next year you'll be like, what seventies? Can we like?
Can I do a little CBT on him? CBT? That's a drug.
It's a talk and ball torture. Hello that wait, you want to do
that to our son? Yeah? What the that is? That is?
Because something vicious horror? Every week, pornca You're so mean to me.
Every week Laura gets gets caught saying some weird sex even I don't want to
see that. Okay, what was it? Let's she say last week?
I said a porn thing last week? Yeah, last week that you were
like, what was it? You remember me? Nor I said something naughty?
Yeah? Did I mean to Probably? I'm an in flower. I'm
what Leo said, I'm like a delicate, innocent, fragile one in God's
garden. In God's garden? Did say innocent? I don't think. I
don't know, but I'm getting I'm lifting I'm lifting this down and it's money
ring tone. Okay, just to pump me up every day. She never
answers her phone again because she just gets off to listening. Oh my god,
what did you just remember? Got it? What from what you just
said? Just got what? That can be the tagline for your dating site.
Get a pen. Okay, write this down verbatim. Okay, just
pump me every day. Write that down, Laura, you heard him.
You are ridiculous. I was expecting something a little more inspiration. I was
too. I really was like, I I love that you got your pet
out. I think that was the most glorious thing ever. You know me,
You know I believe everything. I believe in the best in everyone,
and you do this to me on purpose. You're a little snakes. I've
got one. I've got one. What write this down? Everyone is so
mean to me anyway. I love all you guys for listening and watching very
much. I always have, I always will, and I know Eric does
too. He's just being a little brat. Now. I'm not taken that
tonight, I do. I've not taken that tonight. I'm not accepting it.
You better because you didn't act it. You know what, actions speak
louder than words. I love you, that is. It wasn't even authentic.
Say it like you mean it. I love you. No, see
those eyes they're fake. They're fake. He's fake. He's being fake.
I'm not. I love you. Okay, I'm obligated to defend him on
every account tonight. So, oh my god. All right, uh,
love you guys so much. And finally, love your podcast. Love your
podcast. Love you, and I love you. I love you, Thank
you. That was not heartfelt? Right here? One more? Why are
we back? Why did you talk about on the camera? I did?
I said, I said, love your podcast, love your podcast, buyer,
sweet babies. There we go, and then you made out with me